Sexe Oral - Le grand retour d'Adamo
Episode Date: March 6, 2025Les propos exprimés dans ce podcast relèvent d’expériences et d’opinions personnelles dans un but de divertissement et ne substituent pas les conseils d’un.e sexologue ou autre professionnel ...de la santé. Cette semaine sur le podcast, on reçoit pour la 2e fois Adamo. Il nous parle de ses expériences sexuelles en voyage et de sa relation actuelle. Pour suivre Adamo: https://www.instagram.com/adamo.grosbig/ Le podcast est présenté par Éros et Compagnie Utiliser le code promo : SexeOral pour 15% de rabais https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/ Les jouets dont les filles parlent: https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/page/podcast Le podcast est présenté par Oxio. Pour plus d'informations: https://oxio.ca/ Code promo pour essayer Oxio gratuitement pendant un mois: SEXEORAL ---- Pour collaborations: partenariats@studiosf.ca Pour toutes questions: sexeoral@studiosf.ca Pour suivre les filles sur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexeoralpodcast Pour contacter les filles directement, écrivez-nous sur Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sexeoral.podcast/
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Hello! Hi!
My beautiful Adam!
Hi!
My great Cham Degas, for almost 10 years already! Yes, it's been a long time, huh? It's true. Where are you from? Salut! On vous Adam! Salut! Mon grand chum des gars depuis presque 10 ans déjà.
Ça fait longtemps pareil, c'est vrai.
C'est de où vous êtes connue, vous?
Je suis fan de l'Occupation Double.
Je suis fan de Adam.
Je me semble que je connaissais James C avant O.D.
Ça fait qu'on s'était déjà croisés avant, je pense.
Avant O.D.?
Je pense.
Mais moi je savais.
Mais après, je t'ai vu à O.D.
J'ai fait... Maintenant, je l'aime pas vrai. Maintenant, je peux. Before, O'Day? I think. But after, she told me no. I saw you at O'Day, I was like, oh!
Now I don't like him for real.
No, that's it.
Now I can...
No, no, no, but...
I'm going to listen to him when he talks.
It's going to be a cow's cry.
It was the season, like, legendary, supposedly, yours.
I hadn't listened to it, but I listened to it afterwards.
It was the best season of all time.
You listened to it?
No, I didn't listen to it, except that afterwards, when...
I think it was her, I think, who told me, well, yes, no, no, you don't know the chick,
there was the...
But there's PH in it?
Yes, there's PH, and then there's a crazy...
PH, Sandra.
And then there's a crazy...
And then there's a crazy...
And then there's a crazy...
And then there's a crazy... And then there's a crazy... And then there's a crazy... And then there's a crazy... And then there's a crazy... Did you listen to her? No, I didn't listen to her. But then, I think it was her who told me, well, no, no, you don't know the Czech.
There was the...
But there's PH in it?
Yes, there's PH.
PH, Cendrille.
And there was a big laugh in my nose on the stage.
Yes, with PH.
And I listened to that part.
It made me laugh a lot.
Like, I was cramped too.
And the meditation with the girl having an orgasm.
Yoga mandala, man.
While she was looking at her eyes.
It's like my two lips.
They were looking at each other's eyes and they came, man. I don't know. We should talk about that. It yeah. So it's like the two pieces. Oh, that's... They looked each other in the eyes and came, man.
I don't know, man.
That, you should maybe...
We should talk about that.
So it's rare, man.
It's the time.
Ah!
Because the Yoga Mandala, I never understood.
I wasn't there.
I was writing.
There's no writing.
Yoga Mandala.
I was watching monkeys in a jungle.
It's true.
You weren't there.
Hey, man.
There's a monkey that slapped Elo in the face, man.
I just treated him like trash.
Yeah.
It's like he understood.
Anyway. I love it. It was pretty cool'il l'avait compris. J'adore.
Mais oui, ils comprennent.
Je dis ça, ça me fou les dégents.
Il est tapé dans la face.
Ah, il est arrivé flou flou flou.
Mon rage.
J'ai parti à rage.
J'étais comme, c'est bon.
Là, Adamo, c'est ton...
Ça va bien, ça va bien, ça va bien.
C'est bien?
Ça va bien.
Bien là, je suis stressé.
Pourquoi?
C'est que ça râle.
Si, c'est pas rien.
C'est pas comme si tu faisais trois fois, tu venais.
C'est la troisième fois, c'est vrai. Mais il y en a une que... I'm not sure. Why? It's sexual. It's not nothing. It's not like you did it three times and you came.
It's the third time, it's true.
But there's one that...
Did it come out with Arnaud Solis?
In video?
No.
It didn't come out.
And for real, until today, it's my teacher.
For real?
One of the teachers.
You can't say that.
It's because Joannet didn't take anything away from you.
No, no.
But Joannet is hooked on Arnaud Solis.
No, not hooked.
She's hooked on Arnaud Solis. No, not on Arnaud Solis.
She was on Arnaud Solis.
You were incredible.
But you surprised me so much.
Arnaud didn't surprise me because you were...
Arnaud is too strong.
The imposter, the imposter and shit.
And you both jaded, I don't know how you did it,
you were amazing.
Amazing.
Can we release this?
It could be just because the movie wasn't as good as the new video qualities.
It would be released, but it wouldn't be...
Tell us in the comments if you want it, do you want it all?
No, but do you want it all or not? It was good.
It was good.
Did you know that my father...
That you were pregnant on stage?
Someone came and offered me some shots and I said I couldn't.
And then my dad was there and my dad came.
Look at that.
It was beautiful moments.
There were a lot of emotions.
We laughed.
You cried a little.
Yes, that little bit.
But no, it was good.
In time for the wheel.
You were pregnant until the end. Yes, you were the only him. It just pisses me off because I had so many good anecdotes that I can't really tell.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him.
I was like, I can't miss him. I was like, I can't miss him.
I can't miss him.
It just pisses me off because I had so many good anecdotes that I can't count them.
Because, you know, I won't tell the same thing twice, but it was funny.
We had fun.
It's true, we had fun.
We had a lot of fun with you.
But today we're playing a game.
Okay, let's go.
You don't know what it is?
No.
Really?
You haven't been briefed about all of what we're doing today.
I haven't...
Or if I've been briefed, I haven't read it.
I don't know.
No problem.
Ok, it's so-so.
We're going to do some so-so today with you, Adam.
Ok, I'm a little bit of a nerd.
There's another thing, too, that we haven't seen since.
We have the same adjoint.
That's true!
Corinne!
Let's go!
She's good, huh?
She's good, she's fine, she's hardworking, she really wants the good of the person with 80.
I don't think so, because she's already...
Yeah, she's already booked well, but now she's in the process of...
No, no, she needs... she takes it.
Yeah, she takes it, and I hook up with her. Well, I hook up with you.
Yeah, it's thanks to you that she's in my life.
Oh, I'm still proud.
And then, I don't know if...
No, I'm not going to say with who's online, maybe to work.
I don't know if that's done, but anyway,
I hooked up with a couple of places, so I hope it will go well for her.
Yeah, me too, I'm back, I hooked her up.
She's good, that's it.
And she doesn't give us less time because she has other little jobs.
On the contrary, you know, more than she can afford to be at home, more than she can...
And you, more than she... your guardian, Gazeem?
Well, Gazeem. Your guardian.
No, it's funny.
Anyway, yeah, it's just...
How's Claude doing? Excuse me!
We're chilling here.
Claude is fine.
Claude is fine. I haven't seen him for a while.
Oh, look what he makes me laugh, that guy.
Oh yeah? Space. Space. Space.
It's a funny face. He makes little jokes and...
But he's always handsome.
So you're never sure if he's serious or if he's serious.
Because it's good.
I was sure he was serious all the time.
And now I understood.
I understood the character, but it's difficult.
It's really difficult again these days. No, he's saying good things.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, so today what we're doing is a that or that, Adam.
Okay, perfect, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
And then we're going to plug, if I like it, we're going to plug your wonderful song.
Oh honey!
Honey, which I really liked.
I even made a little real...
Hey, that's almost the official clip.
That's what I said. I was like, honestly!
Then I listened again,
and it's really not in the style of video I make.
Wait, but I'm going to put it there, keep talking about it.
Yeah, yeah. But I don't know how I did that.
It looked like I was thinking of myself as a filmmaker.
You were in there, because I was watching that,
I was like, ah, damn, okay, enough.
It's not really my style of video, usually.
But it was a beautiful... It was beautiful. The was like, oh shit, she's pretty good. Yeah, it's so not my style of videos usually. But it was a beautiful...
The choreography...
The little choreography and shit.
I was like, what the...
Who is she?
Lizarine, as usual.
Oh, you saw her last night?
Yeah, I saw.
Hey, the little choreography.
I was cute in my little abbey too.
Oh yeah.
I was crazy, seriously.
But the tune, man!
No, she was the one who entered the tune. Listen to the tune.
But it reminds me of when I was a kid.
Like, hey listen to my tune.
On the phone.
It's us who tell him to listen to the tune.
It was good.
Incredible. I was hot, but I was hot! It was good! Incredible!
It was hot, but it was hot!
I was in a red pan, I don't know, 40 degrees in my class.
I was motivated to eat.
For real, that's what I thought.
I was like, ok, you're motivated.
It was good, for real.
It was a great video.
You know, I'm a filmmaker and I don't do that.
It was good.
I can thank you. If there are people who want video contracts, I'm a that kind of person. It was good, but... I'm a producer now and a director.
Did you talk about the podcast that came after you left?
The podcast, yes. The one that came out.
Not the one that will eventually come out.
No, the one that came out. Did you talk about it?
Yes, I've been talking to him. What's funny is that all the people, all the female people who meet me in everyday life,
who never talk to me about what I do, my music, my stuff.
They're like, hey, I saw you! Oh my god, you were so good at sex!
I'm like, oh shit!
I realized how huge the scale of the sex project is.
I was like, okay, OK, that's crazy.
All the girls I know, they all sent me messages.
Hey, but it's really bad. It was so fucked up.
It's like I know you by a name.
I was like, hey, I'm a guy. What are you talking about?
You know me.
Even my beautiful sister.
The beautiful sister too.
The sister to my wife.
To your wife? Yes. You've been married since?'s it. The sister to my wife. To your wife?
Yes.
You've been married since?
We've been hiding.
We've been married and hiding.
Married and married.
Yes, yes, official marriage.
Yes, yes, it's a gift.
Tell us about it.
No, no, no, but wait, it's flat.
We really did that, hiding, because it looked like we wanted to get married.
Because I said that, you know, it looked like I had heard stories about the guy who's engaged.
But the wedding never happened.
And then it was all about that.
And I was like, no, we can't do that.
And she, on her side, is Asian.
So the beautiful father was like, oh, we're going to get married.
I'm going to invite all the Americans.
I was like, no, no, no, relax.
It was like a wedding with was going on with my friends,
my family, his family.
It was like, yo, we're going to be 500, 600, forget it.
Like, I don't have 150,000 to put on a wedding.
So it made me feel a little bit down.
And then I started to say, we're going to try to make a little one.
And then me and her, we sit down, we try to make a list.
How can you say yes to her or no to him?
I find it so hard.
I'm like, I should be a millionaire, but I'm not.
We don't say anything to anyone, we hide.
We just do it.
We just did it to our parents, very relaxed.
There's a girl who arrived, the celebrity,
it takes someone who's in the right, a notary or whatever.
I don't remember the name, sorry.
Anyway, she arrived, who is the sister of one of my best friends.
And G7 was my witness, and she was her sister.
So it was that, with the little family close, and then we got married,
we had little balloons, it was all there.
It was really cute, but I don't know how to explain it,
how I actually found it as nice as a real big wedding with the big deal.
It was like it was real.
It was significant.
It was not just like we were getting married, it was really the fact of doing it for real.
It was beautiful.
A little bit, if you ever want to do a partying show.
Yes, exactly.
I'm sure that eventually, probably when I'm going to refinance,
I'm going to do something that will come,
but when I'm going to refinance, I'm going to release a good album,
so maybe I'm going to do it, and we'll see, but I'll be invited again, obviously.
You're not going to change that, right?
Exactly. No, I wouldn't change it.
No, no, no, but you never put a price on it.
You put what you want. That's why you have your. Well, no, I would change... No, no, no, but you never put a price.
You say, what do you want?
That's why your guest is Zonne, Claude,
people who have money.
I admit. We put a little...
But that's it, my friend did that,
it was my little mistake. She said,
no, I don't want to give a price, people know,
it costs a lot at a wedding. She had a lot of envelopes
with 20 dollars, 40 beers.
So she said, call it. She said, well, you have to pay a price. I think the world today is aware of it. Not so long ago.
No, no, it depends on which city you live in.
You live in the Val-Tri, maybe people are less conscious.
Go, go, go, go!
No, but it's the Val-Tri.
I just came from there, it's my home, we live there.
We are very conscious, but I think people don't know.
Write in the comments, just see.
Let's see how much you think it costs per head a wedding.
How much do you give a wedding?
Yes! You come to my house costs per head, a wedding.
How much do you give yourself a wedding?
Yes.
If you come to my wedding, how much would you give me for my wedding?
Know that I'm not big.
Hmm.
Say the guy who hid.
The minimum amount is 200 per person.
I would have said, let's say it depends on the wedding, but say a minimum of 150.
That's it.
Minimum.
It's between 200 and 250 that I give per person.
Because you know, that's a deal with alcohol.
If there's no alcohol, I'll give you my bias.
The Valtrye.
That's it. The Valtrye.
You need alcohol, but I think 200 per person is okay.
If you don't want to put that, you don't go.
Exactly.
Exactly.
If someone charges, I would go to his place.
You refuse the invitation.
If you have a soup today, imagine if we go to a restaurant,
you drink alcohol, you eat, how much does it cost?
200, not bad.
You have a reception, you have a DJ, you have all the equipment.
And it costs you less than going to the restaurant.
I can still get drunk and eat well for like 40$.
Wait...
I go to the subway, I grab a 12 inch, I stop at the next station, I turn around, I take a 6 inch.
I'm talking about a nice little resource.
The old guy who never changed. 36 years old. Hey 36 years old! I just got 36!
36!
The 8th?
Congratulations.
Congratulations, I got married. You got married. 36! 36! What's that? Man. The 8th? Congratulations. Congratulations.
You're 36.
You're 36.
God.
Hey, 36 is where the rappers die.
34?
33.
Congratulations.
I'm 29.
Really?
Yes, she's young.
Oh yeah.
Oh wow, the girl is hot.
No, no, I love it.
No, it's because I thought you were...
No, I'm an old lady.
I love it.
No, I'm not talking about your appearance.
I'm really talking about because I was like,
I've known you for a long time.
She's got some baby hair.
Hey!
Wait, but...
I'm a baby.
How old were you when I first met you?
You were like fucking 20?
Yeah, like that.
Oh shit, okay.
29, 30, I was like 20.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
She looks older, she looks the same.
I'm a baby.
No, but you look at me and you say,
I'm not old.
No, I think it's the style.
No, you look older.
You're going to make me cry.
I don't look older.
I look so young.
You look young.
You see, I don't have any wrinkles.
Yes, but that's because you paint your face.
It's a joke, Callis.
It's a joke.
It's me who's trying to think positive.
No, but for real, no, no.
You don't look your age.
It's just that you look like you have the style, very madame, very...
It's motherly respect.
Businesswoman.
Businesswoman.
In short...
Well, that or that?
In short, what I'm going to say is that rappers, all the rappers and the high singers, they die at 36 years old. You know?
Well, it's not 27.
Ah, maybe.
I think it's 27.
Ah, yeah. 36 27. Oh, maybe. I think it's 27. Oh, 36.
We're all right.
We've all gone through the gap.
Hey, it's really young, poor little wolf.
Yes, 27 years old.
Anne-Marie Magméleur died at 26.
26 or 27?
27.
Janice Joplin, just 27.
It's really young.
I don't know, but...
Carly Smith, she was old. Yes 27. She's really young. I don't know, but... Carly, she looks like she's old.
Yeah, but it's the style.
Janice Joplin makes you get old.
The drugs, stress, anxiety...
I don't take drugs.
No, not you, but I'm talking about the others.
There's a lot of stuff that comes in.
When you're even old,
and everything you do is checked.
Mac Miller looked like a guy from 35 years old.
I think so.
I was 32.
He looked like he was 18.
We're all fucked up.
Check.
You're turning 27.
She's part of the 27 Club.
Oh, it's 27.
I thought it was 36, 37.
36 Club.
We can invent a new one. It's a 27.
36 Club.
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
That's good.
It reminds me of...
What was the show again?
English?
S Club 7?
No, I don't know.
I'm probably old, whatever.
No, okay, let's do the...
Okay, let's go.
I'll turn on the red light.
Turn it on!
Oh, shit!
It's a little beer.
It's good. Okay, wait, where's your bar Oh shit! With his little beer. It's going.
Okay, but wait, where's your bar?
Do it again.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Okay, let's go, I'm here.
Okay guys, okay, it's going in 3, 2, 1!
I agree with you.
We'll do a little cut to the editing.
Do double occupation again tomorrow morning, or...
Look at your blonde, go double occupation tomorrow morning.
In an optical lens where you're not together anymore.
In an optical lens where we're not together anymore? In an optics where we're not together anymore?
Oh, that's pretty dumb.
That's the question, I didn't write it.
I'm going to go back.
More than watching it.
No, more than watching it because I think that...
No, no, no, I'm going back.
No, no, easy, easy, I'm going back.
I'm going to win another 50% of the challenge.
I'm going to have one at 100%.
You won the challenge. It's you who won. Easy, I'm going to go back. I'm going to win another 50% of my salary. I'm going to have one at 100%.
You won your salary?
Yes, yes, I won.
You won it.
I'm not kidding. I'm not a cocky guy.
But I would tell you, yes, I'm going back.
Why are you hesitating?
Because in my head, it's the most incredible experience in life.
Why are you hesitating?
Yes, it's just because I already told my wife,
that for real, you should go. Let's say, OK, for real, you should go.
Let's say we weren't together anymore, you should go.
Because I'd like her to live.
At the age we are, I think we can't even go anywhere.
But let's say that...
All the Six Clubs, that's it.
They're all the ones who can't go to the ODI.
It's the age that's like...
It's the death of the ODI for you.
For your life experience, it's dead.
But yeah, I'd say to go there.
I think she looks like she's 23.
Asian fever, Asian...
Don't raisin.
Is that it?
I don't know.
We express you, we tell you.
We try.
You don't know what that is?
No.
No, Asian don't raisin.
What does that mean?
Asian don't raisin.
You don't become a little old raisin. Ah, don't raisin. You don't become a little old raisin. Ah, don't raisin.
Don't raisin.
Don't raisin.
Ah, don't raisin.
And you leave the rest to the day.
You give birth to it, you die to it.
No, because the other one, for example,
there's something that's fucked up, man.
Sorry, but at the same time,
there's probably not a 80-year-old lady
watching us, but I mean, là là désolé à ben tu en même temps. Y a sûrement pas une madame de 80 ans qui nous regarde là,
mais j'veux dire, on dirait que...
On sait jamais.
Les Asiatiques, ils sont jeunes, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes,
jeunes, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes,
50 ans, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes,
55, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes, jeunes,
60, 65, jeunes, jeunes, 66,
BOUM!
Là on dirait que j'suis 100 ans.
Oh, ouais.
C'est fuck top.
J'te dis, en tout cas, moi j'vois ça de même là, mais...
Ah oui.
Sûrement qu'elles autres ils vont être comme,
écoute, tu parles, mec. Mais moi j'vois vraiment ça de même genre, It's fucked up. I told you. I see it the same way, but... Oh yeah. They're probably going to be like, what are you talking about?
But I really see it the same way.
I saw pictures of my grandmother
to my wife.
It's weird to say that.
You're not used to it yet.
Are you married?
No, in November.
Oh, yeah.
It was a fight.
But it's true that I always say it in blonde.
Yeah, exactly.
12 years old, I say that.
Well, whatever.
But all that...
I'd like her to go, but if you give me the choice, I'll go.
I understand.
Okay, but let's say you have to do...
Let's say, okay, there's another show, I don't know, Big Brother.
Big Brother.
Would you do that?
Another reality show where you're in for a while, would you do it? Anytime.
I don't stop. Big Brother in my head, I'm like,
what are they doing? What are they waiting for?
What are they waiting for? Call me.
Yo, big big brother.
It's easy.
Big big. Big big goes to big brother.
I'm going.
We're going. We invite both of them.
You would?
Yes, for sure.
I'm a competitive.
I'm a good kid.
Yes, they're going to watch me.
They're going to watch me.
Louis is going to be caught. Louis told me. Louis said, big brother, they're going to watch me. They're going to watch me?
Louis told me. Louis said, Big Brother, I'm going, no problem.
At least I'm going to die quickly, first of all.
Not necessarily.
The second you say that,
it's a convo that happens.
It's because I'm not a threat to anyone,
and people are going to chill with me,
and I'm not afraid of anything.
At the beginning, I'm going to be like,
I'm not too good, ha ha ha. People are going to be like, we don't take care of her and chill, no problem.
And then when it's intense competition, I come and I break everyone.
I think you would go far.
I think so too.
I think honestly that if I had that, I would never listen to Big Brother.
I have no idea what the game is, but that's how I was going to get to the bottom of it.
So I thought, if I do the same thing with Big Brother, I never listen to everything and I learn from it,
I'm going to be a bit like you. I wouldn't be a threat, I have no idea what I'm doing.
After that it's going to be good, but after that I'm going to understand the game.
But now they're going to send you seasons in preparatory mode. You wouldn't even look.
I would look a little bit, just to see what the... But now they're going to send you seasons in preparatory mode. You wouldn't even look at them.
I'd look at them a little bit.
Just to see what the...
I know there's a weekly thing.
There's a guy, a dude, a person per week who's like a boss.
A boss, yeah.
I know I have a bit of a concept, but...
Yeah, sure.
But I'd just like to...
Make me a topo.
What is it?
But I don't want to... I'm not saying I don't look at it because I think it looks flat. Otherwise, I wouldn just... I'm doing a topo, I don't know what it is, but I don't want to...
And you know, I'm not saying I don't watch it because I think it's flat,
otherwise I wouldn't want to do it.
But I don't watch it because it looks like I...
Well, first, I don't really listen to TV,
and second, I'm like, well...
I'd like to go.
I'm going to listen to it when I go.
Would you do it again?
If I didn't have my guitar...
All Star?
A little tough?
Yeah, still.
Claude found it really tougher than me.
I was like a fish in the water.
I like games.
And I was like, I'm not that competitive.
I don't know in which world I thought I wasn't competitive.
I was convinced,
before going to the Big Brother, that I was a person who wasn't competitive.
When I got out of there, I was like,
whatever, I'm fucking competitive. All my life, I've been the most competitive!
Wow.
So, what did that teach you?
Hey, I got there,
the hat's turn,
I was like, I was winning everything.
The hat's turn?
Well, because there were like several challenges
that you could win,
and I won them all in a row.
Oh, you're good, shit!
Hey, she left!
I was like, oh, really? Oh no, no, no. Disappointment. Wait, you left?
With Claude.
Actually, I'm going to explain the real story.
I'm sorry, we're not here to talk about Big Brother.
No, no, no, not really.
But I had a hard time with my ego.
That's what happened.
I heard that, like, it was planned to leave me, Claude and me.
And I did it as if it was my idea, by...
by wanting to re-appropriate the story,
but basically, I just didn't want to be rejected.
Oh, okay! I really thought that you were going to be...
Oh wow, okay, cool!
I had done it pretending that, you know, I was...
But honestly, I...
No, but that's good!
But you know, you see it in my speech.
Thank you for choosing to do what we wanted to do,
us, to have respected our decision.
But you know, I'm in reality,
I was little in my little bubble,
and I was in pain.
It hurts so much.
It hurts.
Who did you fuck with?
Several people.
It was like a bunch of people sitting on the ground.
I liked that, it was another moment.
Anyway, do it. Because of that, I may have listened to the other one, and you, I'll put that on another video. Anyway, do it.
Because of that, I might have listened to it.
The other one, and you, I might have the taste to...
It's not available, unfortunately.
Our season is not available anywhere.
It's so sad. I don't understand why.
They removed it.
So if you didn't listen to it while it was playing,
you can never listen to it.
I don't understand why. New, removed.
I think they remove them every season.
The note was also removed, but it was on YouTube.
It's fucked up. You can see it on YouTube.
Oh yeah.
I listened to it on YouTube.
You know what? I had never listened to my season before,
about a year ago.
I had a hair.
I did that on Twitch.
It was so high. It's on Twitch. It was so high.
It was so much higher.
Because it looked like I was looking at one, I was tripping because I was looking and I had never really looked.
We had looked at it like in the week where we were all in the final and we had passed 5 years for a shit.
But there were people who didn't shut their mouths, so I didn't listen.
So I was like, fuck off.
So I had never listened to it.
And then when I listened to her on Twitch,
it brought back feelings.
It was so hot.
It was just weird when I saw, let's say,
me giving a beck to another girl, to my wife.
I was like, ah, it's weird.
But it was hot.
Did you listen to her with your wife or not?
No, well, she listened to her.
She watched me listen to her a little bit, but...
Was it... no, it bothers her.
No, it doesn't bother her.
Well, no.
And she can't...
It's life.
You move forward.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
You really move forward.
No, no, I didn't move forward.
I put it in.05.
You know, I was going slower.
No, no, that's it.
No, but it was really there.
It was a scene...
It's true that the season was good, because I listened to a couple of seasons on Twitch, because of Twitch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, To make that a human being, that's funny. They're crazy. Nothing is crazy in my humble opinion.
No season at all, every year.
Anyway.
Which is the second.
Number two.
Alright.
You know what? That or that?
Hey, it's okay.
There was less fear of canceling the world on TV.
Yeah, yeah.
We were really saying what we thought.
And we knew, in addition, what was fun too,
is that we were back.
So we didn't even know if we were going to get caught.
We weren't there for the fame, we were there for the real experience.
They said all that afterwards, but somewhere, because they saw us,
we were like, I want to live this, I want the fame.
I'm not saying that to everyone, but when you don't want it,
we were more naive, naively.
We were going to try that.
That's what makes it better, I guess, because you don't have the stress of... naively. On t'allais essayer ça. Mais c'est ça qui fait que c'était peut-être meilleur, j'imagine,
parce que t'as pas le stress de...
Quand tu sais quelque chose, il est big, big, big,
on dirait que t'arrives peut-être avec un stress.
Vous, vous étiez peut-être pas dans ce stress-là.
Exact, j'avais pas ce stress-là, moi là, je pensais pas.
Mais j'ai fait le saut en tabarnak quand je suis sorti, bon.
Ouais, hein.
Ça, ouais, ouais, ça c'était terrible.
C'était pas mal d'agent féminin et masculin, quoi.
Ouais, ouais, c'était terrible.
C'était-tu ce que j'ai fait, offrir souvent des... des dégâts? I was a female agent. It was terrible. Did I often offer you guys help?
Yes, yes. Even today.
There are plenty of other girls.
Today, today?
Yes, yesterday.
I would like to suck on that.
Ah!
Maybe another time.
We'll check that out.
I'm married for sure. Maybe when I'm out, my girl. I'm not married yet.
Maybe when I'm 50, my wife will be like,
I'm a little crazy, I'll call you.
Maybe it won't be that long at that time.
Anyway, I'm talking shit, but it was really hot.
It was...
That or that?
Wait, I have one.
Getting sucked or sucking?
Getting sucked, clearly. By a guy. By a guy. Oh, by a guy, yeah, sucked? To be sucked, clearly.
By a guy.
By a guy.
Oh, by a guy, yes, but we were talking about a guy.
I like to be sucked by a guy better than to be sucked by a guy.
There's nothing wrong with it.
But my mother always told me,
there's nothing wrong with going to a penis.
She was telling me that.
Big. She told me, it's nonsense. I don't know what I'm telling you, it's nothing, but I don't know what to tell you.
I went out with a girl, I was still a virgin, she was 13 years old.
She came to have dinner. We had slept, we woke up in the morning,
there was a guy for lunch, we made little omelettes.
My mother started talking, she talks all the time.
It's like she's convinced that it's a good thing. I make little omelettes, everything. And then my mother starts talking. My mother, she talks all the time about ass, I don't know why.
It's like, she seems to be convinced that it's good to talk about it.
It's good. I'm like, oh yeah, it's good to talk about it.
It's good that I'm not taboo, but you don't have to stick that in your throat
while you're having lunch and you're 13 years old.
Like, relax.
There was Christina, the best friend of my ex.
Well, my ex. My my blonde at the time.
And she started talking about, do you like hard tits with hard scales?
Me and my girlfriend.
And Christina turned all red.
Because when I was young, I liked hard scales with my tits.
I thought it worked better to stimulate myself.
You were 13 years old?
Yes. I was like, why are you talking about that?
And she said, well, it's okay, we need to talk about it.
There are a lot of parents who are very embarrassed to talk about it,
but I don't mind.
Okay, it's your mother who said that.
The little muses.
Yes, the little muses.
And then there's Christina who's a little uncomfortable. And then clearly we see that she does shit with hard muses? Yeah, the little muses. And then there's Christina, who's a little upset. And then clearly we see that she's doing shit with muses.
And then I'm like, oh shit, okay, no stress.
And then she keeps talking about sex, man.
And we're there eating omelette and we're all looking a little upset.
Ultra upset, actually.
And then she just ended up looking at me,
Adamo, is it because there's nothing wrong with a penis?
And then I was like, okay, cool, cool. And then my sister, my sister and my 6-year-old sister were like, She just looked at me and said, Adamo, it's because there's nothing wrong with licking a penis.
I was like, OK, cool, cool.
My sister, my sister and my 6 year old sister were like,
Oh my God.
And she still talks about it to this day.
Every time she sees me, she says,
There's nothing wrong with licking a penis, Adamo.
It had so much impact on their family, it was really weird.
There's nothing wrong with licking a penis.
I said, I know, I know.
My mother, at one point, she she hoped I was gay. Wow.
And that's...
Oh, maybe because...
Maybe because she had doubts and then she said,
hey, I'm going to put everything on so that they can see that I'm right.
Exactly. It's right if you're homosexual.
There's nothing wrong with going to a penis.
Because in the end, it was cute. My mother was a bitch.
Stop it.
I mean, because I had my little blonde,
we slept together and I didn't sleep with her,
there were plenty of opportunities,
and it never happened because we were all embarrassed.
It didn't happen.
The more time went by, the older I got without sleeping,
the more my mom thought, she was probably thinking,
I think my son is homosexual. And she was all happy. plus ma mère, on disait qu'elle pensait, elle se disait sûrement genre, ah, je pense que mon fils est homosexuel.
Pis elle était toute contente, là.
C'était pas comme...
En tout cas, ça me fait...
Pis là, j'étais comme...
Pis à un moment donné, c'était rendu que même mes boys, là,
j'pense qu'à cause de ma mère, des fois, ils venaient chez nous,
y'avait des... Certaines de mes potes qui pensaient que j'étais gay
parce que je couchais pas.
J'étais comme, ah, je suis pas gay, est-ce-ti?
Oh, excuse, elle, elle veut tuer, là, vas-y.
J'étais comme, non... Ah, ouais. Hé, c'est fou, hein, She wants to kill you, go ahead.
I'm like, no.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, it's crazy how, from parent to parent, it's so different.
Oh yeah.
Like, you say crime, where's the difference?
It's weird.
It seems to me in my world, it was zero that.
Oh, you couldn't, it was less well seen, let's say.
I couldn't see, but dad, it's not...
I couldn't even close my door at home.
He was like, Joannie, don't close the door.
Ah, okay.
In fact, there were no guys coming into our house.
So I made them come in through my window at night.
So he came in through my window, I took my phone off.
Do you think that if, let's say, you hadn't stopped,
you hadn't stopped but put this kind of stress,
this kind of guy, maybe you would have been smoother.
Maybe.
And then I was telling myself, you know,
sometimes I hide and I have to do it quickly.
And then I was doing some business and then, no,
I invited the guys to come in through the window.
Wow, wow, man.
I had already entered through the window of a girl,
but it wasn't for...
It was really just so us to sleep together.
Oh...
No, it was not to make a noise, but it was really that.
And that's when I told my mom, no, it's just that I don't want to...
I was not ready, I think. It was just that.
It really bothered me.
And I think, you see...
Ah, you, you, you, you, funny bone.
Prisoners.
You see, it seems like it makes me realize that
your father who... you close the door,
there you have the taste, etc.
And after that, my mother on the other side,
there's nothing wrong with me, I'm a penis, penis, sex, sex, sex.
And then you say I'm like, fuck the sex.
It's like, it's guss.
So I think there may be a link in there.
I just have to be like...
Normal, less medium.
I think you'll have a little nuance, a little balance, relax. I just want to be normal, less medium.
A little nuance, a little balance, relax.
We can talk about it, listen, understand, but Chris, don't say that in the throat.
I think I'm going to be dumb because there are a lot of people who are in my field and they are like their children and they let's go, talk about ass, talk about sex.
I think I'm going to be relaxed.
No, no, sorry!
Excuse me, I was just...
I was listening to music from the back of their house.
No, no, but that's it, I'm like, Chris, stop it.
I can't really imagine you being smooth on that.
No, no, but I don't judge you, but I think it's going to be a good thing.
You're an excellent mother, that's for sure.
But I don't think you're going to be like,
I don't want to talk about sexuality, I don't want to start a discussion.
It's for sure that you're the one be like, I don't want to talk about sexuality, I don't want to start a discussion.
It's you who's going to start the discussion,
it's inevitable.
I think what I'm going to do...
She's going to dress up as a guy,
she's going to go into the window, hi!
That's what I've done when I was a kid.
She's going to make a play.
But I think I'm just going to...
Because there are people who are really
the morning, the morning after school, I'm not the same. But I'm going to talk. Let's say my daughter went to bed with a friend or a friend.
I'm going to talk clearly.
At what age?
I'm going to ask questions before.
If I see that there's something, I'm going to slip some important information.
A notebook, cond know, I'll ask questions. And if I see that there's maybe something, you know, that I have a little doubt, I'll slip some important information,
a booklet, condoms, a dildo.
So I'll really give her her little box.
That's what I want to do, I want to give her a box with all her stuff,
little words, little tips, like, hey, don't swallow if it doesn't suit you.
You know, basic little tips.
But you know, I'm not necessarily going to tell her,
I'm going to put them in a little box and she'll read them when she's ready.
Do as the word said.
When she arrives at Christmas, she'll open a bag, oh wow, a nice Nike bag!
She opens the bag, there are dildos, there's a lot of shit, and little letters.
Like, be careful.
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But you know, I have a little box that has like... Nike.
That's not what I meant. I have a Nike box with all the toys I receive.
Hey, you gave me boxes of...
It's been two Christmas since I received the box of...
The front calendar? Yeah received the box of... The front calendar?
Yeah, the front calendar.
Oh yeah.
Twice, and I often open it on stream.
I'm on stream, oh, today!
I explain, I read the little...
It's hot for them, it's hot.
Do you stream every day?
No, no, no.
I stream when I can, and I can't often.
I try to do it as often as possible, but you know...
I'm not...
Every week?
Oh yeah, every week.
Okay.
At least once or twice a week.
So I'm still there.
And sometimes, oh my god, I'm not there for two weeks.
And sometimes, for two weeks after, I wasn't there for two weeks,
I feel bad, so I'm the most often.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I love the Twitch community, it's really cool.
Yeah, me too.
It's my favorite community I've had in my life.
Well, I'm not going to say that.
I love my community.
You love the sexual community.
Well, from all my communities, you know, a little everywhere,
but there's something special about Twitch because the contact is immediate.
There's no like, we record it and it's published later, it's done right away.
Yeah, really.
Well, it's live. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, really. It's live.
Yeah, exactly.
It's awesome.
It's like live anywhere.
Me on Instagram, I was...
You do live too?
Well, I can't anymore.
On Instagram, I can't do live anymore, but...
I was freaking out.
I don't know, it means I can't do live anymore.
Well, it's because I'm showing toys, maybe.
I'm thinking about selling my own beat.
And me, it's because when I present a toy, I do it together, I'm like,
Oh, you put that in there.
Blah, blah, blah.
And I do the movements a lot.
So Instagram, now, it's like, I'm doing it all at once.
I'm doing it all at once.
I'm doing it all at once.
I'm doing it all at once.
I'm doing it all at once. I'm doing it all at once. I'm doing it all at once. I'm doing it all at once. I'm doing it selling myself to a surbae. And when I present a toy, I do it together, I'm like, you put that in there, blah, blah, blah.
And I do the movements a lot.
So Instagram, now they're no longer,
you no longer have to do the movements,
like if you were a surbae.
So I'm like, I'm not going to get into that business anymore.
Next time, next time.
We're now at number two.
That's it, I'm like, wow, we're not done yet. Okay, that's good.
Not having children or having pets you like.
15 is 5.
Excuse me.
15 is 15.
15 is 15, right? No, no.
Okay, 4. 10 to 4. It's less intense.
I just want to say, if I fart, it's not because I'm bored.
I slept 4 hours last night. It's still more of a thing I put on the table.
To be a pain, it means, I remind everyone, it means it's good.
To cheer your brain up.
To say that it's someone who wants to be there, attentive.
So it's a good sign.
In my class, my teacher was like, no, it's a good sign.
It's like if your brain sends a message of I want to stay awake because I like that.
That's it.
Perfect.
Speaking of children, we like them. That's it. Perfect. Don't have children, have kids please.
5 or 0?
Well...
Well, let's say...
I'm not going to stop with that,
but I'm also in the city.
I'm 36, I'm like 5 lives...
Oh shit.
They're all at once.
All at once, yeah.
Imagine 5 layers to do in one shot.
For me, the answer is easy, it's zero.
But I think it would be, in fact...
But as long as you don't know the one I have...
As long as the one I have exists...
Ok, he's intense.
It's impossible.
Five at the same time?
Ok, that's it, he's like... he takes a lot of...
Go ahead, let's just... Well, no.
There won't be five like that.
That would be one.
No, wait, five, ok, but let's say
if you have zero...
No, but I want to do it, that's the thing.
I don't want to grow up
without having a child, so if I don't have a choice,
yeah.
Five, yeah. Plus five, zero.
Yeah.
Because he doesn't have any to say that.
Because I don't have any.
Yeah, that's what he says.
But I tell myself,
I'm going to live it, man, Arlene.
You're going to learn.
I'm going to learn.
I'm going to be a nasty with five.
Damn it.
You're going to do the podcast again, you're going to say, yeah.
Finally, the question, yeah.
But at the same time,
I'm telling you, the chances that I have five, pff.
No, they're really minimal.
They're really minimal.
I have no twin in my family.
You need to have a system around you, a delight.
But you see, I'm lucky to have beautiful parents.
Do you know if I like it when you try to work hard to stay?
Everyone needs to mobilize to be there with you.
Your family, your wife's family.
But I know very well that my mother, let's say, if I say,
I have five kids, she will immediately be upset.
No stress, nothing wrong with the toilet.
No, wait.
Oh, your mother.
My mother is already there.
There's nothing wrong with the kids.
There's nothing wrong.
They're like, man!
It's like Chris relaxes.
Are you gay?
Chris, it's been six months, relax.
Six.
Help me, cute. Yeah, she's cute. It's much 6 months, relax! Help me out, my cutie.
It's way better,
way better than
the contract.
Citation is always quite terrible.
It's way better.
That's what I'm saying.
Example, I'm changing the question.
You have a child,
tomorrow morning, you get pregnant,
you take care of him or you abort it. That's it.
You're kidding!
You're kidding!
That's the most flat sauce.
Well, it's gonna be everything.
It's gonna be everything.
It's gonna be everything.
I'm sure it wasn't that.
I'm sure it was less dramatic.
I'm super bad at this.
Ok Liz, I'll do it again. I'll ask the question.
You have a child, we all know him.
Tomorrow morning, you learn that you're pregnant.
You say, or you say, wow, it's a second, perfect, it's beautiful.
And after three months, you realize that there are three, two, three, two.
That's the question of my life.
Let's say you're in three, can you do two?
I don't think so.
I just want to keep one.
All your life you ask yourself if you've kept the other one.
That's it.
Oh, if I should have kept the other one.
It's every time that a kid asks if I should have kept the other one. I wish I had kept the other one. I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one.
I wish I had kept the other one. them is in the spirit of the other.
Like Elvis, you know that he had a twin who died.
And his mom said that's why he had so many talents.
Because his twin brother was with him.
But when did he die?
In the womb?
In the womb I think. I think he's dead.
Yeah.
We'll check on Google.
We'll check on Google, but I was surprised when I saw that.
What's the direction of this episode?
I don't have one, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you until now.
I like that.
That's the kind of discussion I like.
TDA discussion. It goes in all directions.
You never... It's just the very structured people who will be like,
Oh shit, that's chaotic!
I think it's something structured.
Structured?
That's much better.
Well, he's not listening to the podcast anymore.
After five minutes, he'll be like,
Oh, okay, it's going to be good for this week.
Even sexually, because...
Sexually, we're not very structured. I think it's gonna be good for this week. Even the basic sex.
Because the basic sex, we're not very structured.
We're going for it!
It's not easy.
Hey! Structured!
I'm gonna ask her to bring you to the studio, we're gonna do some rap and you're gonna learn how to dress.
That's for sure, I'm bringing her.
She'll love it.
We're doing a sex tour.
He wants me to make a video clip with him.
I want her to be in the video clip.
It's my dream.
I want to be a rapper.
I'll show you the tour later.
If there are speakers.
I would like to show a tour of the same.
I find it uncomfortable.
You can put it in a glass, it will be better.
Like I did earlier.
Yeah, I find it a little...
You don't hear the bass. All the time, it's like... It's like, you can't hear the bee.
That's me, the guy.
I'm like, yeah, but we worked on the mastering.
You can't hear it.
I just want to go with it.
I'm like, alright.
No, go listen to the bee tune.
But the tune is incredible.
The honey tune.
Excuse me.
You were in the bee. Yes, excuse me. It have honey. Sorry. You're in beeswax. Yes, sorry, beeswax is honey from beeswax.
Number 3.
Hey man, how many are there?
We won't do them all, there are 20.
Ok, let's go.
Let's go, go, go.
We're going to do 4.
We're going to do 4 quickly.
Ok.
Without me leaving.
Never ever do Frenchie again in your life or never ever to be sucked in your life?
Oh!
Never ever to be sucked in.
That's for sure.
Ah! What?
Well, clearly!
Ah!
You're a mess.
I almost passed that question, but I know the answer.
No, I would be like...
No need to be sucked in, but at least we have to kiss.
Because I tell myself that one day I'll have erectile problems.
So, you know, to be to pee while I have problems.
And then, it's still my 36 years old talking.
The guy already has erectile problems.
But in the sense that I tell myself,
let's say we're 50, 60 years old, imagine.
I can't stand it anymore.
And then, I just want to kiss my wife.
I can't.
Well, she can eat your ass.
Yeah, that's true.
You know.
Well, exactly.
She can eat my ass. She doesn't need to pee. So I can at least kiss her. After she even eat your ass. Yeah, that's true. You know... Well, she can eat my ass, she doesn't need to suck me.
So I can at least kiss her, after she ate my ass.
Hey, okay, wow.
If it was with him, I would have to...
Come on!
Hey, my chum, never, it's not even a question...
He wouldn't even think about it.
No, he's sucked.
He's sucked or nothing.
French...
Can I call my chum to ask her? Well, yes. He's sucking, he's sucking or not. Franché, like...
Can I call my chum to ask him?
Yes.
No, but Claude, you're not sure, Claude,
he wants to be sucked too.
Well, I think so.
Well, let's see.
I'm not sure.
Hello?
Hello, my chum, I have a question for you.
Go ahead.
Never ever franché of your life
or never ever be sucked in your life.
Ha ha!
I think you know.
No!
You're mental, you say that because you're blond in your head.
Now it's true, no, well no.
Because...
Because there are similar options to being sucked in, but there are not really to kiss.
Like what?
Well, everything that involves potential penetration sexuality.
But kissing is unique, it's the only way.
Oh, that's your answer.
But I wanted to know if Louis... No,'s your answer. I'm going to be disappointed.
No, no, no. You're going to be disappointed.
You're talking?
Well, you know...
Ah, it's not even that.
You have good answers. I'm still wondering.
Poor Adamo. He's the one who's...
I just want to be sure that...
Baby?
He's so annoying.
I have a question. I'm at the podcast.
But we asked the other guys and we just want to
be sure that you too, that's it.
Okay.
It's either never to be french again or never to be fucked again.
Think well.
What is it that I would like to wait?
Yeah, you chose one of the two.
It's either you can never be french again you can never get your life sucked in again.
What's this podcast?
Think well.
I'm going with the French.
That you want to French all your life?
No, no, you do the other one.
Ok, thanks, bye.
No, that's it.
Ah, it's good.
What I liked was the guy who said,
Think well, I'm going with the French.
You can say whatever you want.
No, no, no, the other one.
Hey, that was good, damn.
For real, we have two little janklemen here.
Sometimes I make questions. It's not a gentleman, Le Pen.
It's that I understand that, let's say,
you can go quickly, you don't think,
you don't think.
That's it.
Ah yeah, I admit that doing this is fucking nice.
Let's say, it's sure that at the moment
where I get stressed, you know,
I'm more stressed than when I'm French.
On the other hand, there's...
French, there's like nothing that can replace that.
You know, I can't start to french your ear, it's nothing that can replace that.
I can't start to french you the rest, it's gonna be weird.
I'll try to talk about it tonight.
No, no, no, that's fine.
I don't do that often, but sometimes I ask his brother to make the extracts.
I would like an extract of that moment, please.
Thank you very much.
No, that's a clip, for sure.
It's so good.
That and that's a clip, for sure. That's a clip. That's really good.
That's a lot better.
That's a lot better.
That's a lot better.
That's a lot better.
That's a lot better.
That's a lot better.
There's something to do.
There's something to do.
They're all going to ask you where you got your inspiration from. That's something to do. They're going to ask you all the time, where did you get your inspiration from?
It's a lot better than that.
She's coming!
It's just full of... we're poking all the ends of the podcast.
Think about it.
Take the other one.
Think about it.
Oh, you see, you know.
We're listening to what you said.
There's nothing wrong with licking a penis.
There's nothing wrong with licking a penis. There's nothing wrong with licking a penis.
There's nothing wrong with licking a penis.
Alright, okay, okay.
That's totally off-topic.
What's going on?
I think we need to embrace.
I love this part.
You see, you need to embrace.
If you had just eliminated it, we would have to suck.
Oh shit, that's far.
Oh! That took went too far.
Oh!
It took me a second.
No, but it's because if Embrace...
It's like, okay, we don't have the right to french anymore, so we could have Embrace the moment.
We just had to suck the moment.
Oh, you're kidding, I went too far in my head.
I'm sorry, I went too far.
She thinks you're rapping right now.
No, no, no, I'm not rapping.
Ah!
What's going on? She was there!
She was there!
Yeah!
Insane!
I don't understand anything.
I'm red.
Shit.
Léo, your bee is crazy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Look, we're here.
Number 5 wins.
Oh no, I have one, I have one because I often post this.
Okay, go ahead.
But I want to know your answer.
It's either that you can never have an orgasm in your life.
Oh, fuck.
Or you have to go to the ballet every day for 4 hours.
Wait, wow, all my day I spend 4 hours every day to go to the ballet.
4 hours every day, you have to go to the ballet only. For 4 hours of my day.
Non-stop, 4 hours of your day.
Like you get up, you have to do your 4 hours, or before going to bed, but you spend 4 hours every day.
Knowing that, if I do the math, knowing that an orgasm takes 5 minutes,
I think 4 hours...
Ok, but...
Hey man, did you stop calling me?
Hum...
Think about it. Yeah, I think about it, don't me. Pansy.
Yeah, I think so, don't worry.
It's rough. It's a rough question.
Yeah.
I think... hey man...
I think I'm going to pass the ball.
I mean, I could have some orgasm.
But every day, if you're traveling, you have to pass the ball.
Can we deal with the three of us?
I said four.
I mean, at the same time, you never had an orgasm.
Can you imagine how a life without an orgasm never...
I can't even spit, there's nothing.
You can spit, there's no problem.
But you don't have an orgasm.
It's not that it's worse.
There are plenty of women who don't have an orgasm.
They don't have a nice sex life. They have a nice sex life and who don't have orgasms. They don't pass the balet, Carlique. And they pass the balet, and they don't have orgasms.
That's crazy.
They don't pass 4 hours.
Pass the balet, and they don't have orgasms.
That's easy.
I don't know.
You just tried to be a middle-aged girl, it's fixed.
Yes.
Oh my God.
It's a reminder of the Middle Ages, and to people who live that here, everywhere, everywhere in the world. But it's true. It's a reminder to the middle ages and to people who live here, everywhere, wherever in the world.
But it's true, huh? Fuck, it's deep.
It's deep.
Make a choice.
Okay, I'm not going to orgasm.
Okay, fine, to accompany others.
I don't know. I don't like orgasms.
Hey, but you know there are people who are afraid of having orgasms too.
Does it exist? Yes. Well, then... Hey, but you know there are people who are afraid of orgasms too. It exists.
Yeah?
Hmm.
Well, uh...
No, but like, imagine you get to the point of the orgasm, and then, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, There are some that... They stay all the time. Yeah. There are some that are not capable. Do you know someone like that?
Well, no.
What's your problem? What are you lying about?
What are you lying about?
It's better. It's pretty much better for that.
Do you know someone who's that?
Well, I knew someone.
But I don't want to...
Hmm...
We want a name.
No, no, no.
It's not true.
Seriously.
Okay, but Liz, what is it?
Passing the ballot?
I think yes.
Yes.
No, no.
Not in this case.
Anyway.
No, no orgasm.
No orgasm?
But I want you to pass the ballot.
It's long.
Especially since 4 o'clock, I'm like, what do you want me to pass?
It's like a ballot.
Apparently there's nothing left after 2, 2, 2.
No, you can pass the ballot at our place.
It's not totally in the way.
And you know, once you've forgotten something...
You know, you've forgotten how it feels. You understand what I mean?
Huh?
Well, let's say...
You forget, what's the orgasm?
You don't live it for a long time, you forget it.
No, but to add to that, you don't forget it because you love it every day.
Oh, no.
No, no. I to add a challenge.
Okay, no.
Wait, we're saying the more it goes, the more it's...
Sleeping with someone who talks non-stop or sleeping with someone who doesn't make any
noise?
Nothing.
I think I'd rather not make any noise, man.
Oh, there.
Yeah.
Someone who talks like, Hey, today...
No, no, but maybe she doesn't talk about her day.
Maybe she talks in a fashion way,
but she talks all the time.
Like, you're a human.
Oh, you're a dickhead.
Come on, let's do an example to see.
No, no, you can't.
No, no.
It's okay.
Just a little example.
No, but an example for me.
Well, it's because I...
Luckily, we misunderstood.
There was a situation, I think I counted that one, I'm not sure, but there was a situation
one year ago, I was still far away in the region, and there was a girl who kept talking
and I found it so... not... not...
It was a very hard line.
Like, words like... Bicheron, guy. But there are words like...
Bicheron.
What was it again?
I'm wet like the calice.
Ah!
I'm like...
Did you call her Natalie?
No, I don't know, but I found that a little...
You could call her Natalie.
There were always sentences,
and sentences that were marmonized in my ear,
like ASMR, a little aggressive,
that said shit, not nice. Like, aggressive, that said shit that wasn't nice.
Like, wow, you're tough, I like that.
In addition, I...
And a little with a voice, a little bit, but...
So, you know, I was like...
You know, I closed my eyes,
I had the impression of sleeping with my Merit Chum.
In the right way?
No, not...
No, at that moment it was weird.
That's why I had this image, but I guess that...
Hey man, I don't know... I think she's right.
Otherwise I think it's weird.
Too much is not enough.
Too much is not enough, but at the same time, nothing is weird.
She doesn't do anything.
It's not even a sound. Yeah, but do you see in her movements that she's tripping?
Yeah, she doesn't move.
That's what I was saying. Imagine she doesn't make a sound, but...
A kind of shit.
She's breaking it.
That's the fun.
It can be fun.
I understand.
And someone who doesn't close their mouth, it's annoying.
She closes her mouth, she moves her hand.
Imagine someone who doesn't move and talks all the time.
You're talking too much.
Well, I'm going to go for a 4-hour walk.
Take me all, you're talking too much.
Do you know you're fucked?
She doesn't move.
No intonation.
I'm wet with alcohol.
Stop it, it's fucking good.
Fuck, it's weird.
Alright.
I think it's because those people who talk a lot
are the ones who trust porn.
Because in porn movies,
people talk a lot.
So, she's like
Hey, I'm reproducing porn movies.
Well, yes, they're talking about it,
but what about girls and guys?
Well, they say...
I think the times I talked in my life,
because it's not like something in common,
I don't have a big jazzy, you know?
Well, the times I talked in my life,
it was really the times I was like,
I'm doing the dick in hell, you know? You had to be like the pig up there.
Yeah, well, that's it. Yes, I do talk sometimes, but when I do talk, it's because there's something to say.
Because there, it's going to be really, that's it, I want you to do something for me, it doesn't work anymore.
There, you have to do this, you have to tell me.
But that's the fun in communication, it's nice, that's very important, it's nice.
But like, in addition, if you say it in a pig way, it can be like, yeah, that's for important, it's nice. But like, in addition, if you say it in a caustic way, it can be like, yeah, it's nice, but I mean,
it's because the question wasn't clear.
Speak, it's connected to the talk.
Yeah, that's right, they talk all the time.
Oh my God, today I ate a salmon, it was good, Chris.
Wow, I should have taken,
is it fries instead of taking a salad?
I don't think that's what the person wanted to say,
but it wasn't indicated, so it's possible.
Oh, that's for sure, that's questions from the world. say, but it wasn't indicated. Ah, it's about... these are questions from the world?
Yes, it's people who ask questions for you.
Oh...
For me, that's more like it.
Ask us those questions for Adamo.
Ok.
They were made for you.
Having to masturbate every day...
Where did you go?
9.
Where did we go? Oh... 9. Where did we go?
Oh, it's not there.
To see you masturbate every day...
I'm reading what's cool.
So, what is it?
Or to use a anal joint in every sexual relationship.
But I don't understand what's wrong with both.
Both are...
Either you masturbate every day, or you use a anal joint every time.
Honestly, I masturbate almost every day. No joke.
With an anal joint.
Not with an anal joint.
There's one that's just in reality.
And the other, well, you know, I'm like, well, I'm just...
Well, whatever.
Does that mean that if I cross myself every day, I can't use the anal joint anymore?
Hmm...
It's not clear, but I would tell you that I like both, so it's good.
Ok, never make love or have to always... never masturbate.
What?
No.
We'll... next.
Next, that or that?
Phew!
To have to say no.
To sleep with someone... no. To have sex in a plane or in a sauna?
It's a small plane toilet.
It's a small one in Chris.
You can't do much, but it's still nice.
When it's too hot, it's easy to slip.
In a sauna, it's rough.
In a sauna...
It's dry. It's not. Yeah, it's rough. In a sauna... It's dry, dry, dry.
Yeah, it's not... Yeah, that's it.
I've already tried to do it in a plane.
In a plane.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, it's a little empty in the plane, bing bang.
It's exciting, it's like, oh shit, what the fuck, what are we doing?
I mean, I've never done this before, but...
But it's because the other rooms are next door.
Imagine, you have the toilets. Imagine doing it with the Eau Tête de l'air.
That's hot.
For her, the Eau Tête de l'air...
You're a crush.
You're a little thing.
I had a little...
You almost got kicked out with him.
Well, actually...
Actually, it happened.
But not in the plane.
You look like a pilot.
Yeah, you think so.
Like, the body...
The kind of false shape.
You look like a shape, but not so much.
You look like a piton.
Your hair, like a little bit like like someone who knows where he's going.
Yeah, because he's like, clack, right in the center.
You're a pilot in there.
I have a radar.
So maybe that's why you put on your test gear.
Maybe. Maybe I should have been a pilot.
Is that true?
Clearly all pilots have had their test gear on, the volunteers.
100%. Yes, yes, yes. That's for sure. Amen. It's true? Clearly all the pilots were made by the autests, the volunteers. 100%
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's for sure, for sure, for sure.
Amen.
I remember when I went to Bali, when we were in the AOD, basically, everything we were doing.
And, damn, it happened several times that I was like, why was I with her and not with the autest?
You know what I mean?
I had a time with an autest.
Was it memorable?
Hum...
The story... Yeah, yeah.
Wait, is it because you met him on the plane,
and then you exchanged a little number?
Okay, number 13.
Damn it!
Never drink alcohol again or a completely twisted sexual relationship.
Excuse me, I didn't hear you.
No more drinking alcohol or having a completely twisted sexual relationship.
No more drinking alcohol.
Yeah, that's it.
Well, you know, once you sleep, it's okay, but all the time.
Yeah, that's it.
I was still technically drunk until I stopped drinking. I don't know.
I didn't do love very often, I confirm.
When you were in the town.
Yeah.
Wait a minute, I'm trying to remember the other story, the other date.
I'm mulling over.
You have two stories.
Three, but it's really these two. Anyway, fuck off, fuck off. date. Je suis Miley Redd. T'en as deux. Deux histoires de... De trois, mais là c'est vraiment
ces deux-là. En tout cas anyway, fuck off,
fuck off. On passe à autre chose.
Tu nous le diras quand tu t'en rappelles.
Devoir dire à autre voix chaque fois
que tu es bandé pour le restant de tes jours
ou être uniquement semi-croquant
lors de la sexualité pour le restant de tes jours.
Je dirais que je suis bandé.
À chaque fois? Ben oui, pourquoi?
Pourquoi c'est ça? Bonsoir à tous, je suis bandé. Hey salut guys, je suis I'm a little bit of a mess. Every time? Yes, why? Why is that?
Hello everyone, I'm a mess.
Hey, hi guys, I'm a mess.
It would actually make me laugh.
Oh, okay, that's it.
It wouldn't bother me.
But let's say you're in a show.
I don't see why I would be a random mess.
You'll see.
It's not that.
But in the sense that...
I don't know. I'm a penis.
She just had it in Vegas.
But if you had told me,
put on Black Pink.
Black Pink?
The big fetishization of Asian...
It's a joke, it's a joke.
It was to put that on another joke.
But Nicki Minaj... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy! Everyone.
Can you go? Do you want to show me?
How was she?
I was angry.
I was there with my chum, I was like, seriously, let's go.
Stop looking.
No, but it's true that she's beautiful, man.
At 22 years old, I was there, you're disgusting.
Stop it.
It's not true.
Okay, another one.
Check this out.
You woke up...
Wow, my God.
Who is that?
Stop it. I'm gonna check Wow, my God. Who is this? Red.
I'm checking her body.
Wow.
Huh?
It doesn't make sense.
It's a strong Red song.
It's like Jessica Alba in Honey.
Ah!
Oh, yes, yes, she's really beautiful.
Wow.
Can you see?
Yes.
Okay.
What does it do to my content?
It's a singer.
She had a show at Haga, but I filmed her and I was like...
It's good, but it's going to be annoying.
I think I'll show you.
Continue, read it.
Okay.
You get woken up by a penis in your ear every morning or you fall asleep on a wet vagina every night?
Wait.
I don't understand. I don't understand.
I don't understand.
The soles are super, like, impertinent.
Well, I'm sure that...
No, no, I'm changing the question.
You wake up every morning with a penis in your ear
or you sleep every night in front of...
You put a penis in someone's ear.
Your penis...
No, it doesn't work.
It doesn't go anywhere.
Penis in the ear or vagina...
In the nose.
You have to...
Gab, it's not good.
It's funny because we have a nice list of things.
Check, I'll show you.
Check this.
Wow, she's dancing like Shakira.
Her dad. You know?
Her smile.
No, no, it's a...
I'm next to my chaperone. Honestly, I'm not going to lie to you.
You know, I'm not the type to have a...
But when I saw that girl, it's not been long.
It seems like I knew who she was.
I had seen her in Toon, but I hadn't seen the girl.
When I saw her not long ago, it was probably because she was going to Hoshiaga.
Some people were talking about it more.
Then I checked and I was like, oh, okay, what the fuck.
Like a what the fuck.
I'm going to listen to this song.
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a...
It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... It's like a... Maybe people were talking about it more. Then I checked it and I was like, oh, okay, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck?
Okay, I'm going to listen to that song.
It's like a...
It's...
It's a bit of a mermaid.
It's like it doesn't have a relationship.
At 22 years old.
You know, even an AI, I would have asked,
like, make me the most beautiful woman.
Like, that would be...
The most beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
She's really hot for her.
Really hot. Okay, look, She's really hot for her.
Ok, I'm going to...
Just after my wife.
To sleep with your best friend's blonde to save humanity or to sleep with your best friend?
For nothing.
For nothing, I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
How can you sleep with your best friend?
You sleep with your best friend's girlfriend to save the NT?
Or...
You sleep with your best friend?
To save what? To do what?
Nothing! Alright! To not have to do what? Nothing. Alright.
To not have to do the other job.
Oh! Oh!
Is it good?
Oh my God. Sorry, I didn't write it.
But, you know, is my best friend...
Oh, to save humanity.
Well, yes, you say yes.
Yeah, sure, I'm going to save humanity.
It's really dumb.
Because if after that it's just sleeping with my best friend for nothing, I'm like no save humanity. That's really dumb. That's what I said. Because if after that it's just lying down with my mother-in-law for nothing,
like no...
Oh shit.
Oh no, I have the question.
That's good.
Now I stop doing that.
I'm not reading these things.
They're not good.
No, no, no.
There are good ones.
There are good ones.
The people, they're not going to filter.
Okay, but...
You don't filter, you just do the air.
No, no.
She takes them in disorder.
So I'm trying to find out what she reads
and I'm not able to because she takes the last one
and then the one in the middle. Okay, I'm going to find what she's reading, but I can't because she's taking the last one, and then the middle one.
Ok, I'll take it. I know.
There, you have to...
Either you kill your blonde...
You're thinking right now, you're still thinking.
I'm going, I'm going.
You kill your blonde...
Damn!
Or you sleep with your best friend.
And you save humanity.
Or...
Everyone dies except you two.
What?
Well...
Basically, you're going to rebuild the world.
For real.
Hey, no, that's a good question because there's a movie about it.
Yeah, wait a minute.
Just think about it, two seconds.
I don't have any scientific knowledge or whatever.
I have to be a kid.
I have to learn everything.
Everything.
Let's say...
Okay, I don't know.
Electricity is loose, because there's no one to work on it.
We don't have electricity, we have nothing.
We have to build all of humanity.
When I have no idea what I'm doing.
You can just chill with your blonde.
Imagine her blonde, she says,
Check baby, I saved you. You want your whole family, all your friends, everyone.
There's just me.
Yeah, but I saved you.
I find it toxic.
She's really going to say, Hey, my doggy dog,
I'm sure you'll kill me and save humanity.
She pays.
The rest of your life, your wife wants you to.
Did you listen to the movie that's guy has to either kill his children or...
It's like a...
It's a new movie on Netflix, it's really intense, it's fucking realistic.
What's the name?
I don't know.
But...
Write that on Google, either you want your family to save humanity.
And that's really it, it's like everyone dies.
Or your family lives.
It's either you have to kill your family or everyone dies.
And then... that's it.
But you don't have a choice.
You don't have a choice.
You kill your family.
You're a child and there's a weapon.
You have to shoot your little boy, your blonde, your whole family.
But I mean...
It's great.
I can't wait to watch the movie because I feel like there's no situation in my head that could really happen that it would be like...
Like, who's on top of that? And he tells me, like, it's either this or that.
Which guy will try to take over to just like...
Yeah.
Eradicate everything.
Life.
Okay, well, go on, I'll find the movie.
Ah, it's Cook on the Cabin.
Cook... Cook... Knock... Knock... At, it's Cock on the Cabin. Cock...
Cock...
Knock...
Knock...
on the cabin.
On the cabin.
Parents are taken hostage by four armed foreigners who demand a choice.
That's it.
It's either you kill your family or you...
You're making me laugh.
She didn't take her medication today.
No, no, I didn't take my medication.
Normally, she takes her meds from your DEA.
Ok, ok, ok. That's what's going on live.
That's really what's going on.
You have the real Joanna.
The real Adamo, the real Joanna, the real Lisanne.
We're all in...
Everything has just taken the jubilee, the little candies.
I've been putting antidepressants on every day since 2016.
Stop taking it out on the show. I'm going to get angry at everything the guest is going to say.
Seriously?
It's nice to say that, to the guest.
It's crazy.
Not me.
I'm not that aggressive on the days I don't have it.
Well, having to watch pornography every day or never being able to watch it again?
I watch it every day.
Yeah?
Well, I want to watch it a little bit, a little bit crazy, but when it's going to tempt me, at least I'll be able to watch it every day. Yeah? Well, I'm going to watch it a little bit, a little bit bled, but when it's going to tempt me,
at least I'll be able to watch it.
I'm in the mood.
If I can just never watch it, it's a little bit...
Oh, that's the famous question.
We want to ask the question of the soul.
It's either that...
You prefer to have a sexual relationship with a man, but no one knows, or not to have one, but everyone thinks you have one?
That's the legendary question.
Well, I don't think there's one that everyone thinks of. I would just tell them, Big, I don't even have a man.
Everyone, even your wife, your blonde, knows.
Everyone thinks that.
Well, they think, it means they know.
There's no way that I would explain it to them.
No, no.
It didn't happen.
Everyone, you arrive, they look at you and you're the guy who had sex with a man.
You go into the studio, everyone is shouting, it's him who had sex with a man.
No matter what, you know it's the same,
but everyone knows it.
But in that case, I think I'll end up sleeping with him,
so I'll sleep with him in the room too.
So nobody knows.
Because otherwise I'd say,
in that case, you're a jerk, as long as everyone thinks that,
if you're going to fuck one, see, I'll tell them it smells,
and you're like, you're a jerk.
No, but it's true. If everyone thinks that,
there's no way.
Do you want to see me do it?
I'm going to do it for the first time in front of you guys.
Let's go. Get out of my way.
You'll see that I have a lot of trouble
and that it didn't happen.
I can't remember what Christian had said.
It's not her either.
It was a morancie?
It was great.ancie, that? Yeah. It was a class. Yeah, yeah.
But she had...
It was disturbing.
She was disturbed by the question.
She was like, well, let's see.
I remember.
But I think it's so obvious.
Because reality is the perception of others.
What makes you, obviously, you sleep with the haunt.
Oh yeah.
Without any doubt.
Well yes.
But wait, but you're a little...
Hey, but haunt, there's a damn big one.
That's what I was going to say.
You're like, me, sleeping with a haunt, it's not the same as you sleeping with a haunt.
That's it.
I'm like, I'm not going to sleep with a haunt.
I'm going to sleep with a haunt.
I'm going to sleep with a haunt.
I'm going to sleep with a haunt. I'm going to sleep with a haunt. I'm going to sleep with a haunt. I'm going to you're a little... Hey, but the anus has a damn big face.
That's what I was going to say.
I mean, me having sex with an anus is not the same as you having sex with an anus.
That's it.
It's still fucked up.
He has to be...
There's still a difference.
There's still a pretty significant difference.
I'm just going to sit on the edge.
No, no.
He's going to...
I'm going to control it.
I have to survive the sexual relationship.
You're going to survive, but your vagina...
I have to lay down. I admit.'re going to survive? Let's say no. Oh. I have a big head.
I admit.
You have a very big head.
I admit.
I admit.
We're able to do that.
I have a child.
But me, for real?
A man with the biggest head.
Oh.
Hmm.
So I'm able to...
You think I have a big head?
I have a big head, me too, man.
Are you able to put on hats?
No, almost not.
Yeah, me neither.
Like, he's like... Well, it's rare in nasty that there's a hat that he makes for me. Me too, man. He got surgery at birth, there's a scar from here to there. Because at birth, his skull formed before,
I'm not going to say niaiseries, but before time,
like the soft skin, he had to...
Because it's like a...
Anyway, so there's a fake skull.
Which is a metal plate in the back of the head.
Or a plate of... Yeah, yeah, it's fucked up.
You said...
Oh, fuck!
It's not even his real head.
Shit. Are we in the process of...
Wow. Are we doing a... Wow.
Are we doing a leak or something?
No, no.
Holy shit.
I'll look at his face next time.
Are you being filmed sucking or eating someone?
Well...
I have both, but eating is I would say eating is hot.
A video of you?
I don't know.
Both. Both are hot, but it's because one is more for me and the other is more for the other.
There's one that's leek. Like everyone saw the leek.
I eat it because if not, we'll see the face of the person who sucks, she'll feel bad.
So I don't mind if you eat me.
No...
It's true. No, but you...
No, but wait, we don't see the girl, we just see you.
How much do you sell this video?
How much do I sell this video? I'm taking it from my wife.
It's not me who...
It's your face that we're going to see.
Oh yeah, but...
Because the video is long, unless I cut it.
Yeah, you...
If I cut it, I just put the boot.
Okay, to see...
Yeah, just the end there.
I don't know, I'm...
It's old, it's an old video, damn.
I thought you were going to use your penis.
How much do you think it is?
It depends on who or...
Yeah, I think it depends on who.
It depends on who you trust.
I trust you that it won't leak.
Maybe I can show it to friends.
Yeah, you can show it to friends, but you won't reverse it.
No, I'll show it to friends, for example.
Clearly.
Yeah, that's for sure.
I saw a couple of big ones in there.
Oh yeah.
No, well, surely.
Surely!
Surely, I've never done that.
I saw the little things. That's for sure you did that. Anyway, surely. Surely! Surely, I've never done that. I've seen...
Huh?
Are you sure you've done that?
Well, anyway, Claude.
You're not going to put on...
Well, she saw Claude's penis.
Oh yeah?
But he knows she has.
Well, yes, I know.
We talked about it.
We have a discussion.
There were discussions in France.
You know, the outside party with him at the campsite.
You're not even funny.
We talked about it.
That's what's not funny.
Oh my God.
You were tied, blindfolded or tied to the other and blindfolded? with him at the campsite. You're not even funny. That's not funny.
Oh my God.
You want to be tied, blindfolded, or tied to the other
and blindfolded?
I want to be tied.
I'm more game, I think.
It's because I keep seeing you with my wife,
but you want to be tied.
To be tied to her?
Me? Because I think she wouldn't like that.
You're hungry.
Would you be willing to try urethane rods?
What?
Urethane rods.
I'd put a metal rod in the urethane?
Urethane, but yeah, it's like...
There's a second option.
Because I thought you were talking about urethane.
Like, urethane, you make molds.
No, it's like the other rod you put in your glove and you put it in.
You know, when you did the test back then...
You're masturbating with that?
You want to try it?
No.
Ah! But imagine if someone says, hey, it's fucking nice.
Yeah, no.
You wouldn't like that?
I'm not sure.
I'd like you to tell me if it's fucking nice, you can tell me, but to do it...
No, but if you say, hey, it's like the best orgasm you could have, that's not what I'm not sure, man. I'd like you to tell me if it's fucking nice, you can tell me, but......to do it? No, no, but if you say, hey, it's like the best orgasm you could have, that's not what I'm saying.
No, it would surprise me that it's the best orgasm I could have.
I have the impression that if you pee afterwards, it burns you.
No, I thought you were more open than that.
No, I'm still closed to certain things.
I swear, I wonder how long it's been since we've been in a relationship.
How long have you been in a relationship? Well, it's been since we've been in touch. What time is your business?
It's at 4.
We're still in touch.
It's been an hour and 18 minutes.
It's been an hour and 18 minutes.
Okay, one last question.
Do you fall for the textos of your girlfriend with someone else?
Or do you learn that she's been flirting with another guy during your relationship?
to learn that she frenched another guy during your relationship.
Like, it's either your blonde text someone or she frenched someone. That's what I was like, well, none of them, but you know, I'd say between the two.
That's what happens when you do...
I have a brain that goes a long way, let's say, textos-pig, it can go a long way.
It's not just... But otherwise, I would say...
Honestly, I'm afraid of having a doubt
during a relationship.
I don't know, man.
I would choose that too, Frenchie.
Because textos indicate more of a relationship.
Textos indicate a future
that is still far from Frenchie.
Yeah.
I agree.
And if, let's say, the textos aren't frenched yet,
they'll definitely french themselves after the textos.
Okay, but the textos were made at the beginning of the relationship
and the french also at the beginning of the relationship.
So you have to choose between the two.
That's what I was telling you, french.
French.
Adamo.
Go ahead.
Do you want to stay with us for another 10 minutes
to say some niaiseries on our Patreon? 100%
100%
Can you tell me a joke before?
Absolutely.
Do you have, before we end this completely chaotic podcast, do you have any things to plug?
Things that come out?
A buttplug? No, but could... No, no, no.
No, really, why did I say that?
It's probably the joke that everyone says all the time.
You're the first time or not.
No.
I swear.
Do you have something to plug in?
Nobody said buttplug.
No.
You're the only one who's chosen.
I see that as a joke.
You have to say a scoop too.
Do I have to say a scoop?
Yeah, you have to say...
What did you say?
You have to say a scoop.
I have a question for you.
The color of your gland is more attracted to pink or purple.
Well, yes.
But could that be the scoop?
Well, I would say that...
It depends on the temperature.
No, it is. But could that be the scope?
Well, I'd say...
It depends on the temperature?
No, it depends on...
But I always...
There's something that's kind of funny.
I always thought I had a dark bit.
Dark?
I don't understand. I look at myself and I'm like,
why is it dark?
It's not dark, but I mean, she's really like...
She's always well-bronzed.
If I'm 100% bronzed...
Ah, there, it's normal.
Interesting.
Your testicles too?
Yeah.
My testicles too.
I have big balls for her.
I really have big balls.
Like, let's say I have a normal penis, but really big fucking balls.
Like, if we're talking about the head, I have balls like Claude Bégin.
Claude Bégin's head balls.
Wow.
Like, anyway.
Is it better to have your testicles licked or the penis licked?
Licked. We're just talking about licked.
Licked testicles. That's it. We're just talking about licking. Lick your testicles.
That's it?
That's a deal, huh?
We're going to continue this on Patreon.
I'm going to take my things.
What the fuck.
I'm circumcised.
No, for real.
For real, honey.
Go check out honey.
Honey, incredible, big tuna.
Grobig's album is coming out.
I don't know when it's coming out.
I can't remember.
We'll try to get it out soon.
No, no, but I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don coming out, I don't know when it's coming out.
I'm not gonna bother you.
We'll try to release it soon.
No, no, I don't care.
It's for you guys.
It's just to say, in November it's coming out, so it's for sure.
In November the album is out, we have tunes coming out.
Joanie is going to be part of a music video.
That's not true.
It's official.
I told you, I said I was making my dream come true.
It's official.
It's true? Oh yeah, we, I'm making my dream come true. It's official.
It's true?
Yeah, we're going to have fun.
For Mielle?
No, not for Mielle, for another tune.
The one he plays when you cross over to the bag.
I'm going to die.
You haven't heard the tune yet, but...
In fact, before hearing the tune, I was like, fuck.
What does a cameo do?
Yeah, she's going to do a cameo because I'm talking about Ross.
But you can come too if you want.
It's going to be fun if you can come.
I'm going to see Joannie in her role.
I can let her shine in her role.
No, no, we can shine.
Because I'm thinking if you're going to be in a clip and you're going to see Claude, it would be weird.
I'm going to be both.
Okay, let's go. You're so stupid.
She always wanted me to do this style.
I've always been embarrassed in front of her.
I don't know why.
Anyway, the podcast, yes the podcast,
we start with what?
The time of a foam will switch
into something absolutely incredible.
The time of a microtone.
Oh please say it!
Well, no no, but I'm going to...
You can't say it!
It's going to be like a late night show.
Basically it's going to be like Jimmy Fallon type of shit.
So I'm inviting a lot of people.
There's a band, we already have a band that's coming.
It's really hot, what's coming.
Really fucking hot.
So I'm going to invite you 100%.
It's for sure. I'm already fucking out. I'm going to invite you 100% I'm already fucking out.
Anyway,
I have a lot of stuff to do
but I never think about it.
Instagram, your Instagram.
We can put everything in the bio on the video
about Julia.
We say things to Coco, Coco will manage that.
Coco will structure it.
He will put everything important on him
if you want more information.
And by the way, next time for the shows, go for something deep.
There was a couple I was like, damn, I didn't sleep with my mother-in-law for nothing.
Yes, it was weird.
But we know how humanity is.
We'll spend the 4-hour ballet.
Yeah, you sleep with your...
Ok, we're not going to be very TUDES are going to get pissed!
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