Sexe Oral - Les petits mensonges blancs qu’on se raconte en couple

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

Les propos exprimés dans ce podcast relèvent d’expériences et d’opinions personnelles dans un but de divertissement et ne substituent pas les conseils d’un.e sexologue ou autre professionnel de la santé. Dans cet épisode, Joanie et Lysandre plongent dans le monde des petits mensonges blancs qu’on se raconte en couple pour éviter les conflits ou préserver la paix. Avec humour et anecdotes croustillantes, elles partagent leurs propres « white lies » et ceux des abonné(e)s. Au menu: - Les mensonges blancs qui sauvent la paix dans le couple - Avouer (ou pas) le vrai prix de ses coussins - Pourquoi cacher ses cravings étranges pendant la grossesse - La vérité (ou pas) sur la consommation de porn - Les petits secrets dans la chambre à coucher  Le podcast est présenté par Éros et Compagnie Utiliser le code promo : SEXEORAL pour 15% de rabais sur https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/ Les jouets dont les filles parlent: https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/page/podcast  Le podcast est présenté par Oxio. Pour plus d'informations: https://oxio.ca/ Code promo pour essayer Oxio gratuitement pendant un mois: SEXEORAL  Pour collaborations: [e-mail] Pour toutes questions: [e-mail] Pour suivre les filles sur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexeoralpodcast Pour contacter les filles directement, écrivez-nous sur Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sexeoral.podcast/  

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Today, we read your White Lies. What little lies do you tell in a relationship? Yes, it's an interesting subject because we do all of that, I think, a little bit, little things. And I don't consider that as a lie. A little lie, I don't know, a little white lie, as we call it. Yes, that's it. We'll put that as a title.

Yes, white lies. White lies, I don't see it as a... How do you see it? It's protection. It's to protect myself. As if I was in a relationship of violence. Do we need to intervene? No, it's when I want to avoid a conflict that is not necessary. That could put an end to it. No, it's just that, you know,

I find it stubborn, let's say. So when I try to make it stubborn instead of going there, I just want to tell you a little lie, which makes it not need to be stubborn. Okay, I like that. So you do it that way, and

is that... Oh, thank you. Do you also do it in that sense, and is that... Wait a minute. Oh, thank you. Do you also do it in a way for his own good? No. No, it's really for my own good. Do you... Do you consider that his own good is to live in... It's to be happy.

Yeah, and to live in a reality that's not real. Because he doesn't know, so it makes him better. He's better in the end. So yeah, it's for him. I consider that. I really see it that way. I love my chum so much that... I'm going to writing a note.

To not be the real price of the plant is for him. Wait, wait, I wrote it. Why do we lie? Because we are good people and we don't want to disappoint our loved ones. Ok, ok, ok. You took the 101 to write that. I didn't want to forget. To read it. And that was it.

Yes, okay. That was it. Okay. It's... Really for their own good, I think. Because we love them. And now, we're going to give you examples, okay? Okay.

Give me examples of little lies you do, little things. Okay. Let's go. Daily. Daily. Well, for me, it's going you make, the little things. Okay. Daily. Daily. Well, for me, it's going to be, let's say... Okay, it's going to be related to poop. To my son's poop, or my cats' or vomit's or cats' or, you know, that I picked them up and, you know,

how did you take the time to disinfect afterwards? Yes, yes. But no, you know, I just had a wipe, you know. Well, yes. It's going to be that, and he, well, it comforts him, you know. That's it. But the reality is that I had a wipe, I didn't take the time to get the disinfectant out, leave it marinated for 15 minutes. No.

You know, sometimes. Exactly. And as we said earlier to Claude, we tried to... I told him that excrement is not good, in some cases, for health. Especially those in our baby who have a lot of antibodies, they have a lot of... They're good, we're a little bit of them. We take a little of their... In the little Netflix series, that's what they said.

You're not going to do it, but... You understand. They do it, they do it anyway. So I think it's super good for health too, anyway. I remember my last lie I made. What is it? It was... Friday.

On Friday, my husband and his 16-year-old son went down to the basement on the couch and there were traces of poop on the couch. Cat poop. Why is he peeing? It's potato. It's a nanny. She pooped on the couch, often. It happens. And he says, who picked up the poop on the couch and left little traces of it?

And it's not me. But it's true that it's not me. Because I saw the poop on the couch. But it's not me. But it's true that it's not me. Because I saw the poop on the floor. But it was the day before the cleaning lady came. So I just left it there. I thought the cleaning lady would pick it up better than me. She didn't take care of it.

So Claude said, Did you do that? I said no, it's not me. It must be the cleaning lady. But my lie in there is that I was pretending I didn't know there was a solution, but I knew and I just didn't move on. You know, it's my last... Well, I love you. You're really my only lie.

You... I can't believe we're the only ones doing this. Even if you have the same business, I have a lot of it in relation to home purchases, because I have a little problem with that. What do you mean? Let's say I arrive with a new cushion, you know, and then... Okay, okay. I thought you were talking about buying in the real estate.

I was like, yeah, we have a big problem with the rent. I bought a double-decker. Yes, it only cost me 20$. I said, no. I said, 100,000 instead of a million. That's a big problem, not relatable. It's that I lie. My lies, it's not a lie.

It's often going to be a... I'm going to diminish it. So it's like a... A decrease in lies. For example, your cushion, the cushions I bought, they're super beautiful, they have beautiful flowers on them, a nice little yellow cushion. Finally, he's ready to shit at our place.

I'm like, oh, it's okay. The cushion cost $60, okay? I could never say that to anyone. It would make him, especially since he's ready at our place, he's yellow, yellow, with some kind of cover, you know, like a grandmother. And there are flowers on it, orange. They were beautiful in the store. They were great.

They have, like, winners, where you can feel me. They're pros. Like, even in the limit, it's like dangerous. Because how they place them, with what they place there, it's incredible. Here in our house, it looks like an old bitch. And then I'm like, Louis is probably a bitch. And then I'm like, you attack me, you attack my choice.

I'm like, no, it's really not, it's super beautiful. So already, I made a little lie because my eye was too big. But since he attacked me first, if he had told me, not by attacking me, like, you see, my crime is very light, then I would have said, hey, maybe it's not the best choice of cushion. Then after, he said, how much did you pay? Again, in the attack, you know.

So I'm still on the defensive, so 20 dollars, B. He said, no, that's for sure, you didn't pay that 20 dollars. He said, how much did you pay? I don't know, B. 25, max. No, 20, 30 dollars, B, I don't know. I'm like? I said, I don't know, B, like... 25, max. Like, 20, 30 dollars, B, I don't know. And I'm like, all the time, I don't know. I'm like, I don't know. It's very good.

I know, it was expensive. It's 68, 89, I'm telling you. It's very good. 59, 29, you know. It's like, oh. So there, I kept them. And there, I said, oh, but anyway, B, it's okay, I'm going to exchange them. You know, later, I said that when my pride went down. It's not changeable, you lost your bill. Yeah, I'm going to exchange them later. I told him that when my pride went down.

You lost your bill. Yes, I lost my bill. So I'm holding some of the buttons here at home. If there are any that want them, at $60, I could sell them for $55. It's definitely a nice deal. And GirlMath, you pay $35 depending on the price you say you paid. And I said I paid more than I bought them. It's a bargain.

So it's small things. But Louis too, it's like... I know that Louis too sometimes makes me like... Yeah. It's all little things. Sometimes it's annoying. Because when he does it to me, it annoys me. And I'm always going to go look for it and find the real answer. While he doesn't. That's the right answer all the time.

But he didn't. That's the difference between me and Louis. Last time he told me, I was like Inspector Gadget in Tabarouet, I was ready to call the Gulf. He told me, I was going to the Gulf on Sunday. I was like, ok, perfect. He said it was ok.

I said, yes, can you go at 3 o'clock? Because, well, in the late afternoon. Because during the day, I'd like us to do, like, Tondeuse, you know, take care of our house, since Saturday we have something. It's really flat. Hey! Excuse me. It's just that I imagined myself in a couple

and I wanted to go do an activity and you tell me I have to stay, I have to go to Tondeuse. I'm so tired. No, but he goes all the time to the golf. It's not an annual activity. It's like he goes to the golf, he plays golf. I would have answered. Well, can we hire someone who posts the Tondeuse? Bye, have a good day my love.

Well, it's not bad that he said okay, because on the day off we had a party. So he said, and I'm alone with the kids, so we have to pick up the party on the day off, plus Tondeuse, you take care of the pool, all that. We have a big house, we have to take care of the house. So I said, yes, there's no need for that. Can we just put it on at 3 o'clock? And then he said, no, I really want to go at 11 o'clock. I would have said, okay.

But you know, he asks me what I think about it. I say, well, yes, it's just that I would like it better if you were at the green in the afternoon. He says, no, there's no more room. He didn't say it. No, I want to go. So he said, no, there's no room. I said, but I know, it's impossible. I play golf, I know very well that in the afternoon,

there's no one who wants to go. It's all morning that they're going to go to the Tabarouets. So I'm like, well, there's no room. He said, well, everything is booked. They just stayed that time. I'm like, no. You see, that's it. It doesn't tempt me. I really don't like lies like that.

No, that's not the same. It's not a white lie. It's not a white lie? That's a real lie. That's a real lie. It's not a lie. Oh, a real lie. It's not because you're white. It's because it's a guy who says so. She says yes because it's a real lie because it's not for your own good.

I agree girls. It's not to protect you. You agree, right? I think it's a real lie. I think it's a real lie. It's not a white lie. So, as a good citizen, I'm like, oh yeah, okay, perfect. What's the golf you're going to do? The full...

And it's not my style to do that. It's not my style, but I didn't like it. Well, I understand. So he says, he says, he says, why, what's the problem? He says, I swear to you, I'm going to do everything. You swear? Yeah, he says, I swear, no, not swear on that.

I'm going to do everything. He says, you want me to do this, I'm going to do that. So he swore to me that he was going to do everything. And did you do it? But then I still had the little deal that he had told me about. And that's what he was telling me. So I was like, focused on that and not on the fact that he had told me that everything was going to be done. So I could just do like, hey, you know what? He's going to do everything. Everything is beautiful.

There is no stress. No, there was a stress. That's what he told me. Well, yes, I understand. And I really wanted to know if there was any space. You called the golf club? No, I didn't call it. But now it's called the internet. So you go on the internet, you type golf on Google, and there you can find the schedules and you see a lot of possibilities in the afternoon.

So I'm like, well... You're going to talk about it, where did it all come from? At first, I didn't even want to get angry. I just said, hey, look, I found a place. I said, I didn't even want to get angry. I just wanted to show a little bit of my face. Well, he was angry. He was angry?

He was angry because I... I'm like... He says, Jo, it doesn't make sense. The guys, they predicted it at that time. I don't want to go and tell them, everyone was right, we booked it. But I'm like, okay, perfect, but why don't you tell me that? Why don't you just tell me that? So, you know, it was like a little white lie that they thought I was just going to do.

So, because we do it once with little white lies. So I think it starts with a little white lie that became a word. And then it became a funny dog. We went to see Sandra. Sandrine. Sandra. We went to see Sandra just like that. I said, it takes...

Because we know how to do it. I'm like, maybe, la la la, and we didn't know how to fix it. It's addictive, that woman. Well, yes. Because once you have a problem, after that, you want to go all the time. I stop and I'm like, no, let's stop. Let's go without arms. Because I don't want it to be too high.

I'm taking off my belt. Take that off, my baby. So, finally, that's it. It's like, I often buy plants in the greenhouse. I buy plants in the greenhouse. So, it's always price reductions buy plants in the greenhouse, I buy plants in the plants, so it's always price reductions all the time, like, listen, how much? I'm like, you know, my big 300-yen cannelier, that's for sure it's 300. It's expensive, 300-yen, how much is it?

It's a big tree. It's a big tree. It's a big tree. It's a big tree. It's a big tree. It's a big tree. When he makes me my little house. Yeah.

Well, he's dead. Dead, moreover. Yeah. But it's price decreases. So, for real, I'd like to stop. Honestly, with you all, with you, you girls, I'd like to work on it. Well, I think it's because... You? Alain?

Well, me? No, okay. For real, I'm really not a liar. Me neither! I was just saying, really, really not. And... And when, let's say, he says Hey, Alisande, did you do that? I say yes.

But I said it a little I said it with a smile. And he said, are you serious? I said no. That was the most... But who is he thinking he is my father? I think we are the same. When they ask us questions, we act like children. Did you do your room?

Yes. Are you serious? No. Yes, yes. Are you serious? No. It's like that. It's more like that. So your dynamic is in the current. That's it. I don't try to hide the real things. It's like jokes.

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It's that... I have to sit... That's what he tells me. If I want to buy a golf stick, and I already have one, and he does the same job, I'm like, it's the same job. Sound system, it's my worst nightmare

right now, living down here. He had his sound system, you know. It's my worst nightmare right now, living down here. You know, he had his sound system. I'm not sure if I've already talked about it. No. My job, he wanted two things in life, okay? For years, he wanted a sound system and a TV. He had one?

But we had a sound system. So for me, it was the sound, and we had a TV. But it's because it's a... You know, the guys who invite guys at home, and then they talk. And then they have their beer, and then they're like, What is this? It's the second season? You don't have a second season?

It would be crazy in your house. And then they talk to each other with their code. And then I'm like, I'm going to the bathroom, and they're like, they're not going to influence my jam again. And they influence each other. Guys together. I'm the same bathroom and I'm like, he's not going to influence my dream yet. And he influences himself. He influences himself. Guys, together. I'm the same, for example. I know, but me too!

But guys' stuff is flat! Sound system, but I'm like, it's overconsumption. I'm like, my cuffs are at $60. You have to be. I know, I'm the same. That's why I have to stop. That's why I told you that.

I really want to stop, and I tell you, how many thousand people? I tell you, I'm really going to be careful with that. I'm going to let these guys buy their stuff, and I'm going to buy my stuff. Everyone says that, and if I didn't buy your stuff, they say, you're going to buy my stuff. Do you have, at the end of the month,

the money to pay for the people who are in trouble? Well, yes. Well, be patient, please. I would be, I always have financial stress. All the cares. Well, believe me, it's a lot of money. I always have financial stress. Well, deal with it. That's why we try to work with Sandra. Well... When you live,

you always live in... You had the same life as me. I went to get my evidence. I've always been... I never laughed. So, it's not been a long time since I've made money. I understand. So, I'm still living in fear, and I tell myself,

no, this money can go away. Something could happen. And my mother, who is very anxious about money, she tells me, the government, once, something could happen to them, and they take all your money, you know. And I'm like, no, stop it, you're kidding. She said, yes, there's going to be a war, there's no more money. I'm like, no!

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to get your first month for free. Yes, thank you, Oxxio. So, number one. We have 14. Number one, a classic. My husband is in a phase of really necessary recovery. So sometimes, I tell him that I really see a difference to encourage him.

But in fact, I don't see any difference, because we see each other every day. Well, yes. Yes, that's right. He's like everything. He lifts his muscles and I'm like, yes, wow! And I'm like... I told him last time, I said, baby, anyway, let's help him.

That's not what he likes so much, you know. You know? But he's proud, you know You know? But he's proud. Yes, I encourage him. I said it. I don't see his muscles. I see his natural muscles, which are beautiful. He took some, but I don't see more. I find him really beautiful. Like, big, good arms, like, muscular, all that.

Like, you know, I just need it. But I encourage him more in relation to his health. If you do it for your health because it's good, well, I encourage him. But he's like, take me a miss, what is it, I don't care. If he said, hey, did you notice that I had more energy, I was healthier, I was less tired? We would really be a couple. I would be so...

Tell me I'm hot, don't ask me if I have energy, report. Oh, well yes, that's why we eat well and we train. That's why! That's what the real deal is. We eat well. I really thought you were going somewhere else with that. That's why we eat well too. We're going to be healthy. The ham is super protein. We can replace that with milk too. You put milk in your creamer.

Okay, but you, do you notice your chum when you take a bite? We're really stubborn about it. We both notice everything. Really? He's the one who contaminated me. Oh. Yeah, one of the first ones. And at the beginning, you know, being with Claude when he're less insecure, it can be tough. I remember things that told me that you're like...

Okay, it's going to sound unacceptable. But over time, we realized that was our dynamic. We tell each other things. It was at the beginning of our relationship. And you know, all the little pockets you had in the valettes, you could fill them all with composite. And then you were like, ah! You know, that's one of the things she said.

What a little red world. Well, you know, anyway, so she had already told me that. Another thing she told me was... Wow, it's like a kind of compliment, like... It's just like an aesthetic remark. And another thing he said, I remember when he made you fill your Yeah, yeah. But for him, it's not mean. It's just like... And at the beginning, I was really like, ouch. Like, not beautiful. It's going to be tough.

But it's because now, I can talk about myself. Oh, yeah. And the two of us, it's like... We know that the other one is going to tell us the truth, you know? For that. It's your dynamic and you both like that. So I admit, if it's the case that it like me, if Louis said that, it would be amazing. It's impossible.

That's what... Okay. Claude is so... Okay, it's because I don't see him as... I know he finds me beautiful overall. It's like just... It's like a love of aesthetics. And I'm the same.

So... Well, that's it. And I'm the same. And it's funny because there's so much empathy. Let's say I have a bunch of buttons because of my size. All the tongue-tie you have, it's awful. And let's say I'm going to talk about something I live... There's empathy, but not so much... But the buttons, there's empathy. I not so much... But the buttons, he has empathy. And I understand so much my love. It's so flat what you're going through.

I understand my life. I lived it. He has so much empathy for things that anyone can say, it's still smooth. And he's like, oh my God, I understand, it's so tender. He's crazy. It's like... I don't know. I don't know. But he's like... I don't know. I don't know. But he's really...

Yeah. I'm laughing. Just, he's always in the analysis. He's always analyzing. Like, today, my shirt, it's clearly messed up. He was like, hey, I was in the traffic this morning, I saw some cops. And then, I see you. And then it's like, arc word.

I'm like, oh, you don't like it? He says, no, no, in the right direction. He says, yes, in the right direction, it's traffic. Well, yes, no, I'm not. He says you're like a mix of a construction worker and a cone. Well, yes. Yes, yes, no, I understand. Well, that's it. If you're both like that, it's perfect.

Because let's say Claude, if you come both like that, it's perfect. Because, let's say, Claude, if you come and you say, if you were me, what would you do to my face, to my body? Oh, no, that's it. I would never say that to Claude. No, but that's it. Don't say that. Because, let's say, there would be something to do for everyone. But it's fun. He could be... Why? He's not going to be a surgeon, I don't know. Well, because first, he can't read. It would be complicated.

But to be a designer, a stylist? Yes, a stylist. He would like that. That's it. Because he's good at dressing. Yes, yes. But it's just... It's like his little side... I have a certain taste for neurodivergent. Neurodivergent? It's like when your brain... We're not going to give you a diagnosis when you die. Normally, he's the one who said it.

Did you say that? No, no. It's a little side that... How do you say it? His brain is particular for that. Yeah, he's like... And does he... And... Does he... Let's say he sees something on someone else. Is he going to tell you?

It depends on his relationship with the person. Let's say... He's telling me? Yes, you. So you know information about me. No, no, no. It's really when it's things... You know, like that's because we had an intimacy, so he was close to me and he saw me.

But you know, let's say it happened like we met someone and we would say, hey, imagine if that person was just making that little change or that little thing, how could it... You know, it could be a haircut or whatever, but you know, yes, between us, we'll say those things. Is it because you play three Sims and then you modify everything? It's Sims. It's Claude who made me the same.

I wasn't the same before. And it's not from the time we don't bitch the world. We're really like in architecture mode. But you two, I'm telling you, I told you many times, you could go to your stylist company, a cute stylist couple, and then you make videos together, and then you can even complete like, ok, I'll put this on, and then he's like, oh no, no, and then... It would be a show-telete of... Yes, of you and him. ... of makeovers.

You both have the same passion about fashion. I love makeovers so much and Claude too. I think that's it. I think we can do that because we were two a little bit cheeky, a little bit lazy. You were cheeky. I wasn't cute. I wasn't cute. Jorani, how old are you? I just want to tell you, I'm 16 or 17.

Our audience, I wasn't looking forward to it. They're really beautiful in your underwear. No, no, I wasn't there. Ok, I'll put it there. I want to see a picture. I can show you a picture. Check. I did a tiktok recently. I'm the same person.

Yes, but you, it's for sure. If I say you're ugly... I'm like a person. Yes, but you're sure. I'm sure if I said you're a dog... I'm like a dog for now. I don't have Facebook anymore. Ok, that's it. That's you. The problem in there is not you, it's your hair. It's hair, it's...

Because your face and your eyes are really beautiful. And your face, it's... Because your face and your eyes are really beautiful. And your face is really beautiful. It's for sure that you're the same. The same, I mean. Joannie. In the best picture, you chose... Joannie. You're so beautiful.

You're so beautiful. You're everything. Look. No, but Joannie... You know, there's a girl in front of the school, you have the taste of the heart a little bit. Say it. No, but you have the taste to speak in her back, right?

That's what people did. Did you give your hair to an organism? No, I can't tell you why. But basically, something happened in my life that made all my hair be removed. You can't tell me? No, I can't tell you to protect people. Stop it.

I was like, I'm going to chop it all off. Were you important people at the time or not? Yes, it was a long story. It was a long story. But anyway, I lost my hair. And I just said, yeah, I'm getting my hair removed. Okay, perfect. Then I cut my hair short. And I moved out of school and everything changed.

And I smoked cigarettes behind the school. Wow. Do you think it's the fact that you have no hair anymore that you ended up like that? No, that's not true. I moved out of school and everything changed. And I smoked cigarettes behind the school. Oh wow. Do you think it's the fact that you don't have hair anymore that made you like that? No, it's part of my rebellion process, to cut my hair.

Okay. I don't have hair anymore, so let's go. No, no, I had already started smoking and drinking. Okay. I was... Listen, I don't know why we were talking about this. But we're going to be introduced to question number two, gang. Testimony.

Testimony, I'm going. So... For the White Lies. Here we go, the second one because I was going with the third one. When I was pregnant with my son, I kept telling my partner that I had a huge craving for crepes, but that I would never eat a crepe craving. White lies. I ate two packs of crepes while I was pregnant,

always in a hiding place. I'm angry because even if it's not toxic, I imagine it's not great for the system. I just couldn't help myself. A crepe craving? I think it's dangerous, at think crepes are dangerous. Especially in Seine. Eating crepes?

I think it's dangerous. It depends. If you have a crepe of color, it's coloring. It's not good. But it's more like... How is your craving for crepes? We're going to ask... Hey, you have a big big nose! Yeah? You have a lot of them!

I wonder how long it's been since we've had one. I just noticed. Look at me. They're gone. They're gone? Is eating crabs dangerous? It's probably not ideal. Mega. Yes, eating crabs during pregnancy can be dangerous, and it's not considered normal or risk-free. Why is it worrying? Eating crepe or other non-food substances, such as soap, ice cream, in large quantities, can be a sign of a condition called PICA.

Pikachu. This condition is sometimes linked to nutritional deficiencies such as lack of iron or zinc, which is common during pregnancy. Oh! So it would be common. So it would have a little lack of... Hey, because the chalk has a taste of iron!

I... No, but let's say you were holding your hands and you were a little bit on your face. It tastes a little, it's a little iron. Yeah. Let's say you stretch your hands and you stretch your ass a little bit. It tastes a little, it's a little iron. I don't know. Risk associated with toxic substances. Some chalk can contain traces of lead or other harmful chemical products. You know, that's dangerous, the amount of chalk.

And blockage is also intended. And it causes disturbances in the absorption of the iron. But you should have just bought iron balls. Yeah, but that's what she didn't know. She did some Next time. You could have a Do you eat a pack of crepes in secret? No, that's right. Before eating. Do you go to the drama? No, it's not for... No, it's for buying crepes. And you don't know because I eat it in the car before going home. It's still... You can't judge, you know? We listen without judging, but yeah. It's dangerous. Very dangerous. That's it.

I don't think it's in the sense that there are people who crack. It's going to be beautiful. I admit that. And the kids are doing well. Yeah. It's true that Hans and Crack have prayed with the chalk. Well, you give me the choice. I would like to eat a couple of packs of chalk.

I've never done that with anyone else. My husband has much less experience than I do. So I've said two or three times that I've never done that with anyone before. Sex in the shower, a standing position, etc. In three years of relationship, I don't think it's that serious. Well, I've said a couple of times. I've said a couple of times that I've never done that. That you've never done sex.

Oh, I've never done that before. I had small mumps, but younger. I don't know how old I was. I had orgasms, in those things. Yeah. It's like if at some point you arrive at a stage where... I think it's important to tell the truth in the bedroom. Because after that, it's full of complexes. Oh, I have something to tell. Go ahead. Yesterday.

What did you do? Yesterday. Did you lie to yourself? Yes. No. But I hid the truth until... Okay, I'll explain. I have a sexual relationship with my partner.

Yes, no, it's better now. Yes? I'm happy. First, I stop breastfeeding. It's been four or five nights that my son has been sleeping without breast. So you see him right away? I'm even more sure I had milk towards the end, in all transparency. My baby just liked to

lick my big brown mamellons, big ones. That's what makes the big ones, girls. Your mamellons come big and dark. Dark, dark. So that's it. Why did I say that? So you have a consenting relationship with your job. Yes, of course.

And then, my job, they said, well, do you want to go get your toy? So I can come. And I was like, no, no, that's right, you can come. I would like that. But then, you said, well, you're five minutes away, I'll hold on. I'm like, no, no, you know, well, anyway So anyway, he comes. I said, after I'm done, the reason why I went to get Joyce

is because I wanted to start with our sexual relationship, basically, to be already wet when we get there. And I went to the bathroom, and I touched myself, and it made me excited to know that we were going to have sex, so I came. So I touched myself for like three minutes,

and I came anyway. So I was like, oops'm coming. So I touched myself for like three minutes, and I came at the same time. So I was like, oops, I went too far. Wow! So it wasn't a lie, but I hid myself. And my boyfriend, yes, my boyfriend came down to the living room. He was afraid that they would say, well, it's flat.

It was like a bathroom in the entrance. I was in that bathroom. And my boyfriend was looking for me and he called me. I ignored his call because I was trying to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to...

to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... to... I was like, oh, you were there. I was like, hmm. I'm going to wash my hands. I got on the boat. I just admitted afterwards that it was because I was touching myself. I wasn't pissing myself off.

So, there you go. But on top of that, your chum wouldn't go. You know, we can have 50,000 orgasms and it doesn't bother. We can count. You, me, me. You, me. If I had an orgasm before, clearly, I would still have the taste to do it. Yes.

It even starts me. It's like my point G becomes all full of blood and then after that, I have fun. That's why I tried it. I told myself that. I said to myself, we'll see what it does. And it's true that I was able to make a position that normally hurts you. You had more pleasure. Yes. But I really wanted to recreate what I just heard while touching myself.

I'm going to. But you weren't, you know, stimulus.g? Or was it just external? No, but... But next time, do it. The internal massage. No, I did it in half a minute. In the bathroom, last minute, no toys. With your fingers, just your finger.

I came in like, honestly, 45 seconds. It was so fast. But I think that's it. It was like knowing that I was doing this to go... I was like, I'm going to come. I came. I could stop, come back. And I came. I could have stopped, but no, if I cut my orgasm, it would be super flat.

Well, no, that's for sure, and you wouldn't even have... I wouldn't even have come, I would have just hung up. I was like, I have no choice. But look, it's already there. So do that before. So in short, it's like a... It wasn't a lie, but I kind of hid the truth until it was completely...

Completely... Because you were afraid of her reaction, that you knew very well that her reaction would be correct. No, but sometimes it's unconscious, sometimes... It's not fear of the reaction, it's me who wants to keep it for myself. Because it's part of the excitement of knowing that I just did this during the sexual act. It's like it would have been a turn off for me to admit it. Like, yeah, I just came, but we can do the same. It's like...

Yeah. No, that's for sure. Yeah, I understand. It's like my little secret to me. I understand. And I told him straight away. Like, he just came and that was the first thing I said. I said, yeah, you know why I said no, it was right, no playing.

Because I was just fucking bored. And he said, it's chill. He said, huh? You're happy. Well, I'm happy that it's coming back quietly. Yeah, for you. Thank you. It's nice.

It's very cool. Number 4. It's yours, because I read two of them. Tell my blonde when I listen to porn. Ok, I'm going to read them. Tell my blonde when I listen to porn. I don't do it very often, at most 2 or 3 times a month, because even if we had a lot of sexual relations,

I don't want her to think that I don't deserve her. Pornography is not forbidden in our relationship, but I know that it makes it a bit more complicated that I don't deserve her. Pornography is not forbidden in our relationship, but I know it's a bit complex for her that I look at other women. Well, it's a classic. It's like... Yeah. It's a classic. There are a lot of people who live that way.

But that's it. It doesn't really matter. Yeah. Does it make you feel complicated? No. Well, it saved my ass a good couple of times. In the sense that when my libido was really down, I was like, God be with you, there's pornography. Yeah.

He can touch himself. And I can't. No, I'm kidding. But no, no. For real. You know, I like it when he tells me says he just touched me thinking about you. It's like any girl, I want to be told that I looked at a blonde with a big ass. It's like...

I think it's a lie. Oh yeah? Yes. My boyfriend says, I thought about you, I'm like, did you think about me? He says, yes. I'm like, no. No, but it's not me asking,, it's him who tells me that. Yeah.

Or he thought of you and another girl who was having a fight. Like, you know, like a little white lie there, that you were there in the equation. But what you don't know is that you're making yourself eat anoune and you're eating anoune to another girl. But you see, me, those lies, it's okay. Yes. I want those lies. Tell me what you think about Crossin, please.

I understand. And I don't want to know what you think about someone you saw at the gym. No, but in that sense, you don't have to tell me who you think about and what you really don't think about. A ghost is supposed to be in your head. I agree with that. I don't even want to know what he's thinking. The only time I want to know is when I want to listen to a movie with him. And I want him to decide. Because I want it to excite him. And I want it to excite me.

So I tell him to choose. And he's like, no, you choose. I'm like, no, but I really want you to choose. Like, what do you really want? And then he's going to choose a movie. And then I'm like, well, he's going to split up. I'm like, well, it's nothing. A girl who's a penis, like in the... We knew it.

There's nothing that bothers me less than that. Watching a fallacy, like... No, but that's it. That's when he had already come up with that and I said, no, that's it, it won't work out, finally. You went with one of them, you know. We'll have to get our elbows flattered. Yeah.

You know, like... I'm not excited about everything. No, no, I agree. Okay. So, you. Okay. Number five. Well... When I sleep with my chum, unless it's a special moment, after after coming two or three times, honestly, I'll move on.

I understand. The phrase he often makes me say is, I want to see you come to me. We agree that it's far from being true. At the beginning of the relationship, he asked me if it really excited him. It really excited me to see him come. I said yes, but after coming, it didn't excite me. Honestly, it excites me to see a guy come, but does it really change anything that he knows? No.

No. No. No, I wouldn't suggest it. Because telling him that it's a turn-off, even if he comes, it can even cause a little blockage that is not necessary. And the goal is that he come to pay the rent. So we're going to keep the little white lie. So it's good little lies sometimes. Sometimes. Yes.

Yes. Because you know, well, it's sure in the comments, they say it's important to tell the truth. But that's not something, it's true. In the comments, they said, it's important to tell the truth. But that's not something... It's something that technically, he's not supposed to know what's in your brain, the way you think, everything that is your excitement, you're not forced to have difficulty.

You can keep your fantasies and your tastes to yourself, you're not forced to. I think that's more it. It's not a lie. It's just that she doesn't say... Oh, she said it was exciting! Who comes? Yeah, that's it. I wouldn't have said anything, you know.

No, it's because she said it was something she said at the beginning of their relationship. Oh, she was like, holding on to it. Oh yeah, because then he says, Oh yeah, that's what you get when you come, my dear. Because that can happen, you know. You tell little lies at the beginning of a relationship when you don't know the person, and then you get old, and then you grow up with that person. It's been several years since you've been with them.

And then, whoop, something told you about the first month, which makes you look forward to seven years later. Did you have something in common with your job? Well, no, not really. Not really about sex, because we all had things to settle, but it was really about of things I didn't like that they were doing to me. Let's say, make me eat anoune, you know,

it's not my favorite activity, you know. But that, I said it later, so there was a lot of eating anoune and a lot of effort and a lot of time dedicated to that step that I was like, they could just, you know, take out my toy and I would be much happier. And he put it on me. I like that. What I like the most, he can eat me, by getting something in me, by getting my toy in me. And that's like the best mix because, yeah.

But just to make me eat, not to drink anything, it's less... But that I told him recently on the trip. Oh, yes? Because someone talked about it. We were talking about it. We were in the pool with our cocktail. And one of my friends said, you know, we're just going to eat, just eat.

We were talking about it. And she said, like, never. I absolutely have to get my fingers dirty, otherwise. I was like, oh. And then I said, yes. And then he was in the pool. I was like, baby, come here. I absolutely going to have to give him my fingers, otherwise. I'm like, oh. And then I said yes, and he was in the pool. I'm like, baby, come here. I wanted him to come to the conversation, you know. And then after that, him.

And I'm like, oh, hey, you know, what did she say? You know, I don't remember. I said that when you eat, you know. I said, well, I'll give you my finger when... I'm like, oh. But you know, no, really. And then I said, oh, I don't know. I don't know, but I said, Krem, you're still good.

It's true that you could always owe me money. And then I brought it in such a bad way. Louis was like, OK, bye. I just wanted him to know. Did you have a green beer? Yes, that's why it felt so bad. I was so happy to have that information. it's normal that I just eat, I don't have that much fun. I thought there were so many women who liked to eat that, and I was like, I guess I liked that, but no.

I don't like it that much, no. And then, well, they made me a new one after that, and then I said, no, of course, they didn't give me that. No, because the rest of it was really more the woman. Okay. So there you go. Well, yeah, it's beautiful. Make your husband listen to it if ever. And that you live the same thing, if ever.

Make him listen to a podcast. It's well brought here. When it's Joanie who brings it, you know. It's not her, it's me who brought it. No, that's it. Ah, it's the little one. At the beginning of our relationship, my chum was in my head as a Tinder guy.

He asked me how many guys I had slept with. I had told him a random number in the cis, in cis style. That's so frequent, it's certain. Even when I said it was a little bigger, they said, you told me you had slept with four or five girls, I was like, ah, yeah. Four or five girls? Four or five guys.

But it's not that big. I didn't know it was going to go any further. I didn't feel the need to tell you the truth. Even the truth wasn't huge. But I think that's quite frequent, like, to decrease your... I don't know, you're a... You're a bad name. What does that mean?

Well, you have a list. Yeah, but that's my past. I know, but did you still say the name, the real name? No. Well, that's it. There was a real moment that happened at Big Brother, where we were like a little group of people where we were going to say all our numbers. We were going to say it.

Yes, it's really hard to say. Yes. That you said you didn't want to know, right? No, it's Claude. It was my turn, and then we... It was never anything between us, we weren't kissing was like, fuck all, fuck all, fuck all. He turned around and said, I don't want to know your number in case something stupid happens between you and me.

It was like the first time he told me something in real life. And he never knew. He really doesn't want to know. But let's say, in the little white lies that I told you, it's going to be, let's say, that's flat, but because we don't talk about it, let's say, the past relationships that we had, it often happens that we have an event where we meet someone and it's not me who's going to say it, but he's going to do like, he's already gone through something. I was like, yeah. And that happened a lot.

Let's say he can have little disappointments. Or little like, you know, he too. You know, I was like, my year 2019, it could be that there are some, if there are some 2019 that listen in the comments, you were not exactly unique my chum. I just, you know, 2019, it's a big year for me. who listens to the comments. You were incredibly unique, my boy. Just in 2019. It's a big year for me. Wow. 2018, 2019.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's when you discovered... Oh, yes. You tried, you tested. Yeah, that's it. But it can be a little annoying. So, there's no lie that I didn't do it. Yeah, yeah. But like, I'm not going to address it.

I'm not going to talk about it. If they ask me, I'll tell the truth. It's said in your relationship that he doesn't want to know. But when it happens, before the fact is accomplished... It's a little annoying. But it annoys me too. I'm like, did you know what you went through, he didn't tell you either. Who was it? Well, it was established that we weren't going to...

Okay. We're not going to talk about it in the past. We're not going to talk about it. Yeah. For us, it worked out, but it's for sure that sometimes it's a little fric. Okay. I'm sorry, I'm going to be a little bit awkward. A little bit, okay. But it's not...

That's it. It's the two of them. I don't remember the number. I never took notes. Sometimes they pop up and I'm like, Oh, it's true, I have a lot to do with this. You should note them when it popped up again. Because... Okay, there's... The cute way to explain it is that... There are people who can be like,

okay, the girl keeps a chess board. But for me, it's not that much. It's more, I find it important to remember with whom I had an intimacy. You know, who had access to me. And there are people, honestly, if I hadn't noticed, the next morning, I wouldn't have any idea. Like, if it might have happened that I met someone,

I'd be like, hey, nice to meet you! It might have happened already. No, no, that's what I'm saying. But we saw each other last week. We slept together. Oh, well, yes. What's your name again? Wowow. When I told you I had a big nose, I had a big nose.

I understand that my chum can be a little bit gossy. I understand. So, there you go. You did well. Stop drinking? Yes. Stop writing and stop drinking. Yes. I'm going to stop. I would probably stop being stupid.

Maybe two more. Sometimes when it's a one-night stand, you're not even sure if you didn't just crash and all that stuff. I'm just not sure. He's like little... I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like little... That's it. It's already happened in our relationship. There are moments where I'm not sure. Like little... Well, that's it. And that's already happened in our relationship.

There are moments where I'm not sure either. And I can seem to be lying because of that. It's like, yeah, but you didn't tell me you just had a crush on her. I was like, ah, well, it's possible. Yes, more realistic, that's it. When I say it's possible, I seem to be lying. Let's say, ah, yes, we already slept together. It seems to me that you just told me you had a crush on her. And then I'm like, I seem to be lying. Let's say, oh yes, we already slept together.

It seems to me that you just told me that. I'm like... I seem to be lying, but it's because honestly... You don't remember. I don't know why. Yes, it's been a long time. You know, but it's because he's 41 years old. So 2019 was like yesterday for him.

You know, the time he spends... No, but in the sense that for him, 6 years is nothing. He's old. Six years ago, he was ten. Do you understand? No, he's not 16. It's a joke. He's 12 years old. 13. It's not the same concept of time. For us, 2019 is far away, but for him, it's... It's true. He was already an old man. Yeah, for us, it was another period of our lives, while for him, it was the same period. You know?

It's not the same. So that's why when I say it's been a long time, he's like, it's been a long time. That's it. It's in your pointy phase. Yeah, I was on the party. I don't remember. But did you... Did you tell me... Let's say you start your life over, okay?

We say you can change it. I'd do the same thing. You'd do the same thing. Oh yes. Without regret. Okay. Well, that's it. Well, maybe there are two or three that I would avoid.

Yeah, but that's it. It's part of it. I'm glad you don't see it as like, Oh no, I wouldn't say it's good. No, but it's just that, I would like these people to know that... Know? Know. That these people... They'll stop you from laughing.

That these people know. You know, I hope they don't look at my Instagram and say, oh, I already slept with her. Because no, you didn't sleep with me. You slept with someone else. You slept with a girl who has the same name, but you didn't sleep with me.

I only slept with Claude. Oh, that's too sad. No, and Batman too. I slept with a couple of people, but before 2020, if we slept together, honestly, it doesn't count. You didn't have access to me for real. I just want it to be clear. Even 2021. So, remove the ad-votelist. And you can't say, I've already slept with the adults, it doesn't count. If it was before 2021, it doesn't count.

Okay. So, take that in the notes, the game. Sorry. Sorry. But no. The guy is like, it's a sport. I'm getting off. You're going to have to call your friends. I lied.

Tell them. But they've already said it. Like... They're coming. You tell me what they want, but... If I had asked, I'd say to do it, I'll do it. I'm 21 months old, it doesn't count. It doesn't count.

I wonder if... No, I don't know. I wonder if they say it. Yes, for sure. You've already talked to the hostess about a sex podcast in Quebec. For sure you say it. Yes, but I can't stop saying that... And you're talking about your sexual life you had with her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've often spoken in malice too, saying that I had no pleasure and no orgasm. It's a bit embarrassing. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, that's it. I'll say it's with you that she had orgasm. Not so much. So I don't know if they say it. They're sure they say it.

Yeah? Yeah, they're not going to say, well, it must They're sure they say it. Yes. They won't say, well, it must be another guy. It wasn't me. I was super good. I was eating it all the time, full pin. There was a couple, there were three. Bertier must have said it. Bertier, Lavaltier, and then Louis.

And my ex too. My ex was something. Well, you see. My ex was something. Well, you see. My four. On all that. Well, there's not a single one who can lie. Me, when I slept with people, it was... If I came, it wasn't thanks to them, it was thanks to me.

If I managed to get there tonight. Oh my god. But were they all dead? Not at all. Would I have slept with them if I had been pregnant? Never. The three quarters. The eighth tenth.

There's one that... He was like... No, there's some really cute. In fact, I like them. There's some really cute., there are really cute ones. Yes. In fact, I have taste. Yes. There are really cute ones.

Ok. But what… It needed to go that far. No. You know, today I'm happy with a smile and say, « Maybe he finds me beautiful. » That's enough for me. But it's sure that if…

Let's say I get back in time. For if I could go back in time, for real, I would go back in time and go to a guy and he only compliments me, but he doesn't want to piss me off. It had already happened to me. The guy was older than me, he was super mature, he was a really good guy, and he didn't want to do anything to me. I was like, I can't believe it.

I was like, I'm going to do it. I was like, my little gas. So that he could have it and he didn't want to know anything. It was the end. I was like, I can't believe it. I felt like I didn't want to. Not with the amount of value I wanted. But with hindsight, this guy, he was the only guy who liked me and respected me.

Probably he was cheating on you and wanted to get on a second date. Yes, but the fact that he didn't want to sleep with me, I was like, well, yes, let's go. That's because it shows, in my case, I just want to talk about myself, but it showed a lot of insecurity. I needed to go and validate that I was able to have this beautiful guy. You know, I was like... He's too... You know? He's so hot, I need to go see if I'm able to... You know, it was like insecurity of precisely, I didn't always find myself pretty, I didn't... And it wasn't... It wasn't simple.

Well no. So... And I didn't think about my pleasure, and you know, I've never been bored in my life. I was always bored when I slept with those people. So I wasn't trying to have fun. I was really trying to figure out how much I can bend my back to look like I have a ass. That's my only focus.

I've never thought about that. It's normal to have an ass. No. No, but I... I... I didn't have a style. I didn't understand. It was my teacher for a long time.

I hadn't done it in a long time. Until yesterday, because that was the point I had heard in my head. Ah! So you did a little doggy. A big doggy. Why big? Was it because it was a dog? I didn't like my belly being on the road, first of all. I wanted to feel like a woman without having my...

Because I'm pregnant, if there are people who forgot. So I said all that. But it's true that it doesn't look like your shirt. No, but maybe in audio or whatever. Yeah. So that's it. Okay, now your voice is going to be in the jello. Yeah. Okay, we're at number six.

Has it been an hour since we recorded? Not bad. He's going to stay after show. I'll go in one last hour. Yeah. Well, now that we've been together for 10 years, we have two children

and our mentalities have changed a lot. I had told him last year that I lied to him and that I actually have no idea of the number of guys I had sex with, but probably more than 30. Note that we've been together for 10 years and I'm going'll be 28 soon.

He understood why he lied and assumed that at the time, it would have been a red flag. A red flag? That's it. Because she was 18, that's what I understand. 30 when you... She's 28, she said she's been together for 10 years, so she was 18 when she slept with 30 guys. Oh, wait. No judgment here. Yes, yes, yes. No, no, but in the sense that she was 18, she wasn't 10, 30, no, she was 20. Yeah, 20.

28 minus 10, Jo. 28 minus 10, that's 18. 18. Yes, that, potentially. So, it's possible that you come across a 19-year-old guy who's insecure, who's new in there, and you say, I slept with 30 guys. Indeed, I have the impression that he might have taken a step back. It's possible.

But there are guys too. Even at the bottom, it's more in the middle. It's more in the middle. It's more in the middle. It's more in the middle. It's more in the middle. It's more in the middle. It's more in the middle yeah, I slept with 30 guys. Indeed, I have the impression that it might have had a little step back. It can be. But there is a guy too.

Same thing, it's more in the sense that, okay, I'm the next one. I'm the next one. That's it, yeah. That's it. I understand. Well, it's nice that now they have two children and that she can admit that years later.

It's true. Bravo. I think it's a good move. Yes. You see, it's a good move. Yes. You, that's a good move. Did you notice that every time we read a lie about a guy, we're like, no, that's wack. When we read a lie about a girl, we're like, hmm. Yes.

I read a lie about my chum, everyone was like, no, that's not it. That's unacceptable. Really. I really want to go to another guy's just so we can... no, it's not true. Say that I'm still in my week when it's been two days since it ended, oops! Oh, it gives me a break. I never know where you went. I said, well, it's the 12th.

She skipped me like 14. Okay, continue. When she said in her week that you're still in her week not to have to make love. But that's sad. It makes me think of something I've done a lot. Let's say you have a backache, a headache. It's really tolerable. Yes, I have a headache, but not so much that I have to go to bed.

Do you understand? I've done that a lot. Playing the victim, the sick person. I want a break, let's say. Oh my back! Oh! Oh, I really need to go to bed! But pregnant, pregnant, that's for sure! You're like... No, honestly, great.

It's just that this week, I really had a backache, for real, for real, for real. But you know, the reality is, I'm able to do things. But I don't want to because it hurts. I want to be in bed. But I think it's important to remember that it hurts. So that everyone remembers why I was in bed. How? It's like, ah, I'm in pain.

Just once in a while. For like... Remember that! Can you take advantage? Yes, take advantage. I love it, it's taking advantage. Lie, not lie. Yes, and at the end of the evening, at the end of the month,

who's pushing me? So it's okay. And it's... In fact, we shouldn't even need to do that. It should be just natural that, for real, you're pregnant, I know you're not infertile, but I would do anything. I find that you're not infernal, but I would do anything. I don't think you're supposed to carry things.

Even if you can, by caring and respect, I think that's it. But in the sense that, let's say, I could do these things, but I chose not to and to remind people that I'm sick. And... I'm fully agreed. Pregnant woman. Look, you're pregnant. But I would be able to call people I'm sick with. And... I'm all in. Close my belt. I'm very capable. But I'm sick! It's not fun to be sick!

No, I know. It's not fun. I said earlier, do you want my little belt? It's going to help you a lot, but you don't want to help. No, I don't want to, but I want to. We have to stay in bed. Perfect. It wouldn't be not to have a belt on. Otherwise, he'll say, «Belly, your belt!»

It doesn't really work. Ok, guys! I hope you liked this podcast. I hope you also have your bunker stored. I hope you did all of this. We would like your little lies in the comments. Yes, please! We want to know what you think.

We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think.

We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. We want to know what you think. So I hope you did all of that. We'd like to hear your little lies in the comments. Yes, please! We want to read them all. And it seems like it's coming to take away some of our guilt sometimes. You say, oh, okay. But that's it. We just have to work on it.

We have to work on it because ideally, in an ideal world, it would be really... But I think the emotions we feel, that's okay to keep. Like we said, what do you think in your head, you keep it. That's beautiful, you can keep it. But the lies of something we did or didn't do, we work on them. And you know, small exaggerations, small... Price diminution, no. You have more headache than...

You have less headache than you say. You're getting bigger. I'm reducing my prices, you're getting bigger. You're my head. I think that's normal. So we're even? No? Okay. It's not a big deal.

We can just say... Oh, the advils didn't do anything! The advils... it didn't do anything! Advils, it's... But you have to have the anticoagulant. Yeah. It's going to freeze, but it's going to solve the problem. No, but I... I mix it all up.

Do you take advils just to make sure you're not crazy? No, but let's not put it on the scene. Let's not put it on the scene. You say you're crazy, then they say, oh, you saw your advils and you're ready, but you're like, you weren't crazy, and you're like, fuck, I took advils for her. Well, no. No? No, because that's it. I don't share a lie about anything. There has to be a little something. And I'm going to upgrade it.

A little bit. You upgrade it. It's the first time I've had a headache. Have you ever done it with us before? On the podcast? Because you often say you have a headache. No. No, but... You promise? I'm...

You promise? Yes, yes, yes. Well, I don't know what to do. Oh, I don't know. That means yes. We've been working together for 4-5 years. Okay, but tell me, say, hey, like... I have a headache, it's okay, I'm exaggerating. But there's a little bit of truth. I have a headache, I can exaggerate it. But there's a little bit of truth.

I have a headache, I want to chill. But if you're on your own, your headache won't help you. Report, we're not talking about that. We're going on Patreon. We're going on Patreon. Report. She's really 12 years old. Report!

Your son said that. Your son said that? When he does something that has nothing to do with it, I say that often. I say report. He said it, he said it. Report! It's really fucking cute. It's so cute, I can't wait to see it.

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