Sexe Oral - Live à la place des Arts avec Math Duff, Sonia Von Sacher & Lilianne Blanco-Binette

Starting point is 00:00:00 Today's podcast is presented by Eros & Compagnie. And I want to remind you about the VIP card if you are a VIP member at Eros & Compagnie. If you are not, you can get it at Eros at any time. It gives you freebies, exclusive gifts. It also gives you access to contests, games, promotions through an infolet. So if you are not registered in an inf letter, but you have your VIP card, you can always go and register. You can connect to you on erosvip.com to reactivate your account or contact the virtual counselors to register. And you can get your VIP card in the shop,

Starting point is 00:00:39 have access to the special info letter. Yes, thank you to all our members of VIP. We love you. Good podcast. If you're already a VIP member but also want to buy online, we always have our sexual code for 15% off on Tôtes. So, good podcast, good masturbation,

Starting point is 00:00:59 good discovery, good Tôtes. A production of Studio SF. I'm going to win a good one! Auctioneers want to develop long-term relationships with their clients. It's very important for them to focus on the clients they have and to make sure that it's a good relationship, all along the relationship. And we know it. How do we know, Joanie? Well, because we've been collaborating with them for 4 years. And we're going to say, we haven't thought about any other internet company since. Oxio forever till the end. Tattooed in the face. And that's it, we don't have

Starting point is 00:01:40 any reason to think about other companies because they really have everything, fair prices that won't increase, no hidden fees, no activation fees, no contract for a certain amount of time. And they tell us where each of our dollars will go. We know everything, so there's no surprise. If you want to know where your money is going, there's no surprise. And if you want to try OXIO for free for a month,

Starting point is 00:02:02 you can do that 100 this with the sexual code. So go to auxio.ca and put the sexual code, you'll get it for free for one month to have a good fit. And then you'll be in love with them, with us. With us, it's cool. Bye! I'm always stressed out. I thought if I ran, it might work. It didn't work. It's her idea! Like she had an idea of the clown too. I don't know if you noticed. We're talking,

Starting point is 00:02:52 I don't even need to prove it that it's the idea of the day. Everyone knows it's the idea of the day. I didn't see the clown. I'm not going to see it because it's like my dream to do a show with a clown, I'm not going to see him because it's like my dream to make a show with a clown. And I really wanted a real clown, you know, a little bit of a cabochon, a little bit...

Starting point is 00:03:14 You know, I don't know how he is, I didn't see him. Do you have the right to be on? Yes! You didn't see the sign that's on? No. It's a sign that says, sex anal with an X on the anal and it will write Oral instead. Oh wow! Where is the clown? Can you see him?

Starting point is 00:03:32 Is he with us? We don't see much. I think it's going to the balcony. We're not going to see anything. We're not going to see anything. Upstairs! There's people upstairs! Unbelievable! We're not going to see anything. And check action! There's people up there! Incredible! I can't see anything!

Starting point is 00:03:47 And check-action! Don't do that! We want everyone to be fine until the end of the show. Incredible! It's going to be a podcast as usual, except we're 2500 people. And we have three guests with us. Wait, first of all, we have Nicole, who is on stage with us. Good evening. Hello Nicole.

Starting point is 00:04:21 Hi, how are you girls? I'm fine. You're doing very well. We're doing great. We're in front of a lot of people. It's crazy, isn't it? What's your role tonight, Nicole? My role is to manage the time in the show. We have a lot of nice surprises tonight.

Starting point is 00:04:39 And if we want to have the time to go through all of that, sometimes my job is to manage the girls. I tell them that something is going on. That's what we need. That's my job. Perfect. Our first guest, we don't have him during the show. Because there's another show right after.

Starting point is 00:05:00 So he has to come and leave. And that should give you an indication of who is the only one who would do that. He's going to run away. Who can do that? Who can do that? Small and Lundy! Madaf, we would like you to come! I'm going to sing a song for you guys. I'm Celine Dion. I'm Celine Dion. What do you want to see? You're coming back to me Is that Céline Dion? Yes!

Starting point is 00:05:47 Is that Céline Dion? You're coming back to me Do you have time? Oh my god, good evening! Hello Wilfrid Peltier, how are you? It's incredible! First of all, I want to say a big thank you to the girls for inviting me to live this with you. It's a privilege to be here.

Starting point is 00:06:05 Realize that you are at Wilfrid Pelletier-Carris for your podcast. You are the Hosties Queen! It's huge, but thank them. We do nothing to... We don't do much. And they're still there. It makes me want to laugh. We thank you so much, we laugh. And speaking of Celine Dion, it's incredible because we put the song on,

Starting point is 00:06:32 not knowing the story. Was it already planned before? It was already planned before. Because I made a huge mess this afternoon. You know there's an event going on in Paris right now, a sports event, we're still in the. You know, there's an event in Paris right now, a sports event, we're still in the middle of it, but the Olympic Games...

Starting point is 00:06:48 No, it's not true, it's not true. The only thing I like about the Olympic Games is Lady Gaga and Celine Dion, basically. And then, in the afternoon, there was the Celine Dion performance, she was singing during the opening ceremony, and I didn't want to miss that, but the opening ceremony started at 1 p.m. So I started it very naively in my living room at 1 p.m.

Starting point is 00:07:05 I had to leave to come here. I was like, how long is it? It's so long. Finally, my friend texted me and said, Céline Dion just came to sing at the opening ceremony. I'm like, OK, I'm going to do everything. I'm like in a backstage, just after the sound tests. I'm not in my cell.

Starting point is 00:07:20 I wrote on TikTok, Céline Dion, Paris, Olympic Games 2024. I come across a performance. I click on it, it's great. But then I listen to the loud sound, you know. So everyone in my backstage, we're 15, around my cell phone. I'm like, it's Céline's performance. I came to see her, she's sick, nice.

Starting point is 00:07:34 And then we listen to her, we listen to her, we listen to her, we listen to her. We go. I get to the, well, there, I'm girls. And then they're like, but you know, we just listened to Céline's performance. Like, she was sick, no, no, no. Was she beautiful in her white kit on étage de la Tour Eiffel? Moi, je suis même... Non, elle était pas à Vian blanc.

Starting point is 00:07:54 J'ai montré une performance de 2015! Elle a aussi d'appels à l'aide, mon affaire, là. On était tous dans les louches comme un petit gang de douille Hey, we also have a call to help, my friend. We were all in the lurch like a little gang of doos while looking at the cell phone while being like, Oh my gosh, she's back, queen, queen. It's a little more like watching an archive video when she was young with her teeth out. It wasn't going well.

Starting point is 00:08:19 What did she say, Nicole? I don't want to throw you under the bus, but I think that at some point in the performance, Nicole said, we can hear the disease in her voice. That's exactly what happened. I know, Nicole, you really said that. I was a little... Not disappointed, but I understood a little.

Starting point is 00:08:42 She was singing very well. Impossible. We're fucking hostiles. I understood a little bit. I didn't sing at the top of his performance. Impossible! We are fucking hostiles! We judged her not to be 100% in the score in 2015! Wow! It was a great moment. We laughed about it. After that, I had to do my walk of shame

Starting point is 00:08:58 to the 15 people who were in their watch. She knocked on the door and said, Hello, I showed you a performance in 2015. It was really funny, all of that. Oh, yes, and that's it. So we chose my little Céline Dion tour, we changed it. It doesn't make sense. Life is... It's a chance.

Starting point is 00:09:12 It's incredible, it's incredible. It's an incredible moment. Matt, what happened since you came to the studio with us? Did you have any DMs from people who are like... One before and one after. No, that's not true, not that much, but... I really can't believe you're saying that. No, but honestly, yes, I had a lot, a lot of people who are like... One before and one after. I can't really remember the names of the people. Honestly, yes, I had a lot of...

Starting point is 00:09:28 You know, I said it in the first episode that I came and I won't repeat it for 45 minutes. But it stressed me out. I was running away like the black plague, you two, the little trappers in my DMs. I was always like, left on read. So I was saving myself, but it was really fun. Finally, I loved the episode.. We talked about it together afterwards.

Starting point is 00:09:46 You're here today, so clearly you were not traumatized. Yes, yes, you weren't traumatized. But no, but I got a lot of DMs from people who listened to the episode and who said, hey, it was cool to see a different discourse and to have your point of view on it. So we got to know each other. Sometimes I listen to the show and I recognize myself less when someone talks about getting

Starting point is 00:10:05 kicked in the ass. So I was like, OK. No, but in the sense that there are some for everyone. There are some for everyone. Each one is horrific, but... Yeah! You're a 420. So, no, I really have a lot of...

Starting point is 00:10:19 A lot of comments from people who are really, really hungry. Your community is really welcoming. They have been very kind and all. So you are really nice. I'm happy to see you tonight. Thank you. We have the best... Matt... Oh, you have boxes? Yes, we have little boxes. We are very generous.

Starting point is 00:10:40 Because as they said earlier, we are not really generous. So sometimes we get away, so we don't have the chance to have a little something that brings us back to the other. But we have a little something we wanted to do with you. Okay, what is it? Nothing crazy. We just want to know. We just want to tell you if there is a 10th of May and you answer us. Oh my God, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, but it's because you really...

Starting point is 00:11:01 You know, like earlier, you have a brain... You're weird, let's say. It's nice. Thank you! No, but it's fun, you know, we come here and we... We make a deal. No, but you have a beautiful brain. I understand 100% what you mean. It will be a mess.

Starting point is 00:11:20 I also have a brain like yours, weird. Sometimes, you know, I don't let myself go 100%. You, yes, really. Sometimes, I don't let myself go 100% You, yes, really. So I think it's really cool. I can't let myself go 100% because in the end, no one would understand. You understand?

Starting point is 00:11:31 Honestly, honestly. Let's say the things that make me laugh the most in life. If I say it, the world will be like, Bye! They're going to enter me like, to the Jesuits, like in a cult or something. They're going to be like, Go to the convent, Mathieu, it's fun to have you.

Starting point is 00:11:44 Like Diams. Melo, I want fun to have you. Like Diams. Melo, I want you to be you. Who's Diams? Diams. Hello. Diams, sorry. Sit down, I gotta talk to you. Sit down, I gotta talk to you, I'll spend the day in the dark.

Starting point is 00:12:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand. I understand. I understand, I understand, he's crazy about me. He called Andy, and at night, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, I'm going to take off! You're such a devil! Honestly, it's going fast in my head, but I still have what people... It will surprise people to learn that. But I still have a kind of filter. Because let's say I let... It's like a metaphor, everyone. We're going to travel together. Close your eyes.

Starting point is 00:12:40 My brain and my ideas are like a kind of field with sheep in it. But there are sheep in Tabarnak, like 3 million sheep. And I'm the big one, like the... No, not the big one. I'm the person at the entrance. I'm the person at the entrance. And there, well, my mouth is the closure, okay? And the sheep are my ideas. So when I open the closure, I just let it go. Let's say 10% of the sheep go, because people wouldn't understand. Oh, yeah! OK, OK, OK. It's a light call, this metaphor, but at the same time...

Starting point is 00:13:11 No, but it's a nice example of 10%. We're really wondering what the metaphor is. But let's say I could have spoken for 45 minutes to consolidate my metaphor. Let's say there are also dogs, Australian sheep. I could have made a nice image of a sheep. So it's a 10, but... Okay, yes, but it's because... Yes, I like your way of thinking.

Starting point is 00:13:32 That's what I'm going to say. Thank you. So, it's a 10, but... And by the way, you can answer in your head, please. It's a 10, but he calls his mother every day and sees her at least once a week. Well, like 10, 11, 12, it doesn't matter. It means it's good?

Starting point is 00:13:55 I don't understand. She doesn't understand the game. Listen, we're just putting the basics of the game. No, but in the sense that... I don't see that... It's not problematic in the sense that there's a new relationship with his mother. You think it's good? Yes, yes, yes. In the sense that I'm not like, where is he...

Starting point is 00:14:12 Where would it get problematic? At what stage? How many days a week? How many calls a week? Let's say they have sex together. No, but that... If his mother is sitting in the corner of the room during the act. That, I understand. No, but honestly...

Starting point is 00:14:30 No, but because it depends on the relationship. Listen, I let the sheep out. We're going to open the door. We're going to open the door. We're just going to do a 10 for 10. No, but because if you want to play with me, and you want it to go faster, you have to tell me it's a question in a raffle. No, but because after that, if you want to play with me with games and you want it to go faster,

Starting point is 00:14:45 you have to tell me that it's a question of the devil. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to lie. No, no, no, no, no. In a moment, I become aggressive in the question of the devil. I've already punched in the throat for less than that. So, no, but it depends on the relationship. I mean, there are people who have relationships, let's say, with the members of their family,

Starting point is 00:14:59 and it's really like, sadly, it's not fun. Like, you know, they band together, they just have like, common passions, and they're just really close. But if it's too maternal, let's say it's still breastfeeding, it's weird. Yeah. Until what age? Until what age is she allowed?

Starting point is 00:15:15 Honestly, breastfeeding, we stop at 16. 16, it's okay. I understand. What's the oldest someone has ever breastfed? Well, I don't know if it's true, but I saw on TikTok that a woman, at her wedding, went into the bathroom and saw the guy getting married and peeing his mother's breast. I don't know if it's true, but I saw it on TikTok. But I have questions. I have questions.

Starting point is 00:15:42 I'm like, the guy got married at what age, his mother is married at what age, apparently she must be married at what age. He was about to get married. She went to the hotel to walk to meet her husband. Yes, I understand, but I mean the myth of the bride at what age, she must be married at what age. I don't know. Maybe she had another child when she was breastfeeding, so she had milk. No, that means she had milk. No, no, that's what I'm saying. She never stopped.

Starting point is 00:16:06 No, but he was thirsty and there was nothing else. You know, honestly, we take what's under there sometimes. Yes, when you're thirsty. When you're thirsty, that's it. Excuse me, girls, there's like someone who... There's like someone who's disturbing the show. What's that? Is that my club?

Starting point is 00:16:29 It's the idea of Jo. We'd like to ask you to leave, please. I can't see it. It's okay. I can see it! It's the idea of Jo Agnès. No, no, no! I'm so scared.

Starting point is 00:16:43 He's in my balls! I'm so not well. I can't see him! He's coming straight in. Oh my God! He's going fast! Wow! Impossible!

Starting point is 00:16:56 No, no, no! Wow! Because I was invited to make balloons here, in Penis. And now, there's no one who asked balloons here, in Penis. And there's not one who asked for a balloon in Penis. It's three! Three! Three! I'm telling you, give me a clown, it hides a man, okay? And his name is Claude, that guy.

Starting point is 00:17:18 That guy is proud to make balloons. It's impossible! You know, a clown is a joke. Everybody wants to know that I'm a clown. Ok, so now I just want to say that my clown, he was making balloons and he was funny. So I don't know which one is the clown. I think there's an association of clowns

Starting point is 00:17:42 that come out of prison sometimes. It's the other heads. Do you have a subsidy to have it tonight? I think there's an association of clowns that go out of prison sometimes. Yeah. It's the other heads. Do you have a subsidy to have it tonight? No, but I still liked it even if he made you walk and he walked you balls. I would still like that. He talked about the ball and said it would help him in his journey as a man. I want a ball.

Starting point is 00:18:01 I would also like that. I would still like that you throw it to me from a very far away. To keep a distance. I want one too! I'd like one too! I'd like one too! I want one too! I want one too! I'll pass my turn, thank you! I'll pass my turn, thank you! For real? I'm happy to have one!

Starting point is 00:18:18 It's a 10, but it's this clown! Can we go down to minus 15? Can we go down to minus 15? It's a real clown, like in my memories. It was really... You're talking about not going to the same circus! Ok, ok, I'll tell you exactly the clown I imagined in my childhood, and you'll probably say it's the real clown.

Starting point is 00:18:44 It's the clown in Toby. Well, yes. In what? In Toby, the dog movie? In Toby, the movie, when Toby eats yogurt on the ground, in small yogurts. Well, we have a chain. I didn't hear, but I'm like, is it Toby or Dobby? It's Toby the dog!

Starting point is 00:19:03 Okay, it's beautiful, it's correct, but it's Toby the dog and he had a clone. Go listen to it, you'll see. And the clone is really, really... He's weird. Check, he's making a smile of empathy. A smile of empathy, I'm good at this. Okay. Matt, go.

Starting point is 00:19:17 Okay, let's continue. I have my clone, I'm happy. It's a 10, but when he scratches his ass, he feels his fingers afterwards. 15. In this one, 15. But when he scratches his ass, he feels his fingers afterwards. 15! In the evening, 15! You're the only one who has a finger in the ass? No, but I... On TikTok, I saw that, everyone was judging you with other girls.

Starting point is 00:19:37 That you scratched your ass and felt your finger. I don't know if that's true, but... Yes, it happened to me because... We're going down on two. She was trying to bring us back to her clan, and now, does it happen to you sometimes to scratch your ass and... Well, okay. Now, everyone, by applause, who has already done that?

Starting point is 00:20:10 You know, he's a liar! No, but honestly, honestly, it's true that it makes you curious. It happens. Well yes. Sometimes you're like, whew! Well, you wonder why it stings. If there's maybe a good thing, maybe it stinks. And it's at that moment that we're going to get into another subject because I wouldn't

Starting point is 00:20:27 become the extra on TikTok who talks about the center of the ass hole after scratching. There are limits and I put them now. No, but for real, yes, it happens. No, but it also happens sometimes. You know, it's funny in crisis when you're with friends or a group that you don't know too well and you release a phrase of mine.

Starting point is 00:20:43 It's really like Trooper to embark on everyone, but everyone is like, well no. It never band, and you release a phrase of your own. It's like Trooper, you're about to take everybody on board, but everybody's like... Well, no. It never happened, and it happened to me, and I've already talked about it in other podcasts, but when I was young, I was playing a really weird game, and one year ago, I was in a party, and we were talking about school activities, like, ball-chasing, point-ball, and I was like... I was like, yes, yes, like the game when you were young. When I say that in front of everyone,

Starting point is 00:21:05 I'm like, thinking they're going to relay, I'm like... I was putting a little, a little top of the world of milk in my wardrobe and I was eating, I was drinking it like a four-part shot for hours. So I said that myself, I'm like, and you? And everyone is the same, like... Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii heart-wrenching that I have to admit. Well, yes. We're all in the same boat. But I didn't want to miss that, so we're all in the same boat. Well, he's missing your other show.

Starting point is 00:21:48 Yes, it's to have a show. Ok. In this way. In fact, we're just going to broadcast what we're doing on the outside of the festival. Oh yeah. We're not going to help you. Well, no, but we're taking advantage of the moment we're together. Ok, perfect.

Starting point is 00:21:56 That's why I have a game for you if you like it. Ok. Is it real or? Yeah, yeah, I have a real game. I have a game for you. I have a game for you. I have a game for you. I have a game for you.

Starting point is 00:22:04 I have a game for you. I have a game for you. I have a game for you. I have a game for you. I have a game for you. to broadcast what we're doing here outside the festival. Oh, that's great! Well, we're taking advantage of the time we have together to make our 10. That's why I have a game for you, if you like it, go ahead. Is it real? Yes, I have a real game. Well, yes. But I'm so scared. No, it's true. It was a 10, but he wants to wait after the wedding before any sexual contact.

Starting point is 00:22:18 He wants to wait after the wedding? Yes. The count of the gringoles... Hmm... ... is close to zero. Really? I think so. Hey, there's a big reaction in the audience.

Starting point is 00:22:35 The one who never wanted to get married, the one who doesn't want to get married before the wedding, is throwing me the first chair before one? No, no, but not zero. I mean, if it's the love of my life, I meet it. I'll say, finally, I understand you, but we'll get married tomorrow. That's it. I'm like, OK, yes, I respect you. And then the tunpa, pam pam pam pam pam pam pam pam.

Starting point is 00:22:57 I have a little thread in my hand. But it's because the danger with that is that if you get married, let's say the path we want to push further, there you get married, let's say you want to go further, you get married because you want to, and that's what's sad about this story. You get married because you want to get married, but then you get married, you get married,

Starting point is 00:23:16 and then... That's it, it's a zero. You know, what's going on? And then you have to divorce. That's it. It wouldn't happen, I wouldn't it's a zero. You know, what's going on? And now you have to divorce. Well, that's it. It wouldn't happen. I wouldn't be in a relationship. I think it wouldn't happen. Marriage in general, I'm not all there.

Starting point is 00:23:33 So it's more the marriage that stops you from seeing in time before making love. All these answers. All these answers. No, all these answers, but marriage at the same time. Honestly, I want to say there's a big taboo in life in relation to marriage. Everyone is like, wow, marriage, wow, marriage, answers, but marriage at the same time, because honestly, I mean, there's a big gap in life in relation to marriage. Everyone is like, wow, marriage, wow, marriage, wow, marriage. If you invite a marriage, you suck for three weeks before

Starting point is 00:23:50 because you're like colleagues who are cheap, because you have to pay for our table. And then, like, wait, they want a gift, and then the husband will feel cheap because he didn't bring you a gift, and you're like, yes, but do you want to get married or do you want me to give you 100 bucks? Like, no.

Starting point is 00:24:01 No, but for real, at worst, ask me to show you a video, and then, like, I wouldn't need to lose a Saturday night. It depends on how close you are to the person who marries, but... I like that, marriages, it's the party. I wouldn't invite Matt to my wedding, that's for sure. Yes, invite me, invite me. I'm not going to ask you anything. Invite me, but I want it to be a bar open and I'll give you a slap in the back, my beautiful.

Starting point is 00:24:22 Ok, now I have a good one, ok? Ok, are you have a good one, ok? Ok, are you ready? Yes. Ok. It's a 10, but he only likes to suck when a hot dog is involved. That's what's written. Perfection exists.

Starting point is 00:24:43 Oh, wow. No, no, no, I mean, how do you imply that? Do you have to put it on the horse's head or do you have to put it in? If we're honest, I'll let you out a few more times to understand. You did a commercial for a hot dog the other time. You put it on the hot dog. Yes, yes, no, excuse me. I'm the founding father of Quebec Day of the Stimé Madère.

Starting point is 00:25:02 That's it! That's it! I am the founding father of Quebec's day of the Stimé Madère. That's it! That's it! It's so crazy, this story. It's so... It's so degenerate, I've lost control. But zero, it's the guy who wants us to fuck with a flower, but... No, but honestly, yes, yes, this story, the odog, it's a good link, I'm glad you're talking to me about the odog. I... I... It's become very important for me

Starting point is 00:25:22 without me realizing it, the odog. Do you really like the HODUG? Is it your passion? No, not really. No, not really. Last year I woke up on May 6, and I saw the date, I was alone at home, and I told you it was going to be empty in my head,

Starting point is 00:25:36 and I said to myself, hey, it's May 6, it sounds like May 6. So I thought it should be the HODUG VAPEUR day, the Quebec day. So at that time, for one, not two, I sent a DM to François Legault, the Prime Minister. Impossible. And's not true. Impossible. I said, I'd like it to become the Quebec dog day. It's not true. He answered, let me estimate that with the Council of Ministers. Are you sure?

Starting point is 00:25:47 No. He answered me. So I was like, oh my God. So the next day, my team asked me, do we do something with that? So I said, okay, yeah, so I talked about it a little on my social media. And there, the sausages and the flowers are happy. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it.

Starting point is 00:25:55 So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it.

Starting point is 00:26:03 So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I'm going to do it. So I said, I was like, oh my god. The next year, my team asked me if we were doing something with that. I said, yeah, I talked about it on my social media. The Saucisse de la Fleur contacted my team and said, Matt, all the ideas you have in your head, it's going to cost you anything. We're doing it. We're creating our own boat. We're doing it.

Starting point is 00:26:17 I was like, I want my Chris to make a truck. They made me put my face on a truck and I was delivering hot dogs. It's not true. I saw that. Everything you say is true. Yeah, yeah. I saw that. They made me put my face on a truck and I was delivering hot dogs. That's not true. I saw that. Everything you say is true. Yes, yes. I saw that.

Starting point is 00:26:30 You wrote to Françoise Legault and she replied, estimated. Yes. But no, but after that, hey, after that, it was like, I don't remember, last year, yes, this year it was a Monday, so last year it was a Sunday, the estimated. So I was like in a dress on my sofa, a little bit, and I don't know, I'm not in my cell, I see that, and I'm on the stage. And I'm still in the conversation, and it's like... ZU!

Starting point is 00:26:50 I did like... Ah! I pulled my cell phone on the sofa, I was like, what the hell? But I knew, I knew well that it wasn't François Legault who was watching this in the White House, I was shitting in the shower. I knew it was his social media team, there's no White House, but anyway, you get it? Anyway, yeah, his team answered me. Wow!

Starting point is 00:27:09 And then this year, on May 6, François Legault and his team were on the screen and they wanted to FaceTime me during the day, but they had some more important problems to solve. So I said, look, I said, François, take care of everything on the flat side, I'm going to be the Minister of Happiness. Impossible! Wow! Did you really have to do the FaceTime without. Impossible. Did you do something about the system for real?

Starting point is 00:27:26 Without François Legault and his team? What did you do, my boy? What did you do? It degenerated. It's at that moment that you did that. Yes, that's right. My dream was that when you listen to Bye Bye,

Starting point is 00:27:42 the best part of Bye Bye is the family videos at the end that say It looks like the big happy birthday! I'm like shivering in my core. You like that? I asked the world, I want everyone to send me a video of their gang meeting to eat hot dogs by saying where you're from and like, good estimate. We received like 2000 videos and then we put them in the editing at the end of the reel on Instagram

Starting point is 00:28:03 and Chris, I'm cry listening to the video. It's not true. And then people wrote me on Instagram to tell me why I'm shining while listening to this video. It's so cute, there are children and everything. Is there anyone in the room who sent a good-estimated video? It's not true. Stop! Is it true? Is it true?

Starting point is 00:28:18 Or well, we'll never know, it's dark, I can't see but thank you. Oh wow. Yeah, so there you go, and I got tattooed on my back too. Stop! Because of that? Well yes, it but thank you. Oh wow. So I got tattooed a dog too. Oh right, because of that? Yes, it went too far. Oh, that's cute. Honestly, I swear, I said that in 2024.

Starting point is 00:28:35 In five years, I'll do the tour of Quebec, a simé with a lettered plane. I'll put a big dog on a plane and he'll face me and I'll do the tour of Quebec. I'm sure it will happen. It's for sure that it happens. I'm fucking down. And after that, if you're more grumpy, we love you the same, but the 6th May is steam. Yeah, me too, it's 6th May too. What's your game? I have a game, really, it's going to be quick.

Starting point is 00:29:01 I'm going to answer. For the rest of your life, you can choose two liquids that come out of your fingers. So you have to choose two liquids for each of your fingers. What would that be? Well, maternal milk so that at her wedding I can put my finger on it. That would be really awkward. So, maternal milk in the right finger. Wait, is that true?

Starting point is 00:29:22 Yes, it's true. Well, imagine her blonde in the back and she's like, well, it's not weird, it's right finger. Wait, is that true? Yes, it's true. Well, imagine, her blonde in the back, and her legs. It's not weird, it's my finger. In the meantime, you're wasting liquid, you can have something else. It's a liquid. It's a good thing, the baby, the breast milk, it's full. And in your other finger? In my other finger, I didn't think about it.

Starting point is 00:29:39 You, Jo? Wait. The first liquid I think I would put... Aloe. What? Mayonnaise. Aloe. Aloe.

Starting point is 00:29:52 Aloe. I think it's going into the gel category. Wrong answer. Is it gauze? Because gauze is my charl, creme de creme. That's Chris Manbride. Gauze. I'm like a fucking economist. I'm doing law.

Starting point is 00:30:06 I was thinking about my hair. But after that, it's for the rest of your life. You were in 2024. Let's say in 2035, there are just hybrid cars. This little old gasoline won't do anything. In the future, you smell like a luscious dog. You understand? At the same time, you can sniff it and you have a base.

Starting point is 00:30:21 Scental. Can I choose a scental perfume? Oh, there, there. Yes. I buzz. Chantal. Can I choose a Chantal perfume? Yes. I understood Chantal. Chantal. I was like, what is Chantal juice? I don't want to see you.

Starting point is 00:30:32 No, not really. What is yours? Ok, but I've been through it for three days now. Oh yeah. I'm really curious. At first I said, O. Oh, well. I was like, what?

Starting point is 00:30:44 O and champagne. Champagne? It's Steve Van Nessie, you know? Like, at any moment, I put Chris Lindek in a flut and party. So that was my choice. But then, after that, I talked about it on the radio this summer, and everyone gave me really good ideas, but check this out, someone who was bright, someone who said,

Starting point is 00:31:01 someone who said the essence, I thought it was nice, but someone came, someone who was bright, and the message was that it was the radio that came out and said, someone said gasoline, I thought it was nice, but someone laughed, a little bright, the message was that it was the radio that came out and said, liquid gold. Wow! Excuse me, you're pulling on the tongue now, listening to Netflix, it's the host of the air. It's going to get rich, rich, rich, rich, rich. Well, yes, that would be good. With champagne tongue.

Starting point is 00:31:22 Yeah. Ah, champagne. Champagne, that's good. No, but some Champagne. Do you think there are better ideas? Lube! Oh wow! Oh my god! That's good, isn't it?

Starting point is 00:31:34 Jo, she has her Lube with her gasoline. Well yes. Did you say? She has her Lube with her gasoline. She's wrong. No, no, she's Lube, that's for sure, she's complaining about her partner, she doesn't realize it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pay at the cash register.

Starting point is 00:31:52 No, no, gas, I keep the gas because gas is going to exist all the time. Good. Yes. Ok, yes, it's good. We're glad she's here. But after that... You know, after that, I mean, I'm really proud of my liquid art business. I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, I'm doing art, Oh wow. He was already on the ground, don't do that, Steeve! Oh, tribal! And his family name is Bouchard. No one knows Bouchard. No, and then it says Bouchard.

Starting point is 00:32:50 Is there a D in Bouchard? Yes. Yes. So then it says Bouchard, and then the D, the little tail of the D, it goes, and it turns around its arm. Well, we're at minus 5. Minus 5? Ah yes. Well, no, but yes,. Minus 100? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:05 Well, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Who gets his name tattooed on his back like a 2014 Shandane? Yeah. Well, yeah, but it's a jersey, my beautiful. You have a number on your back too. He was a commander on the Royal Bank on the Potom. But there was a fashion of that at some point, I think. It wasn't in tribal, it was the names you get tattooed your name in Japanese.

Starting point is 00:33:33 Is there anyone by applause who has his family name tattooed? It doesn't have to be in the picture. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Is there anyone who is a butcher? Are you a butcher? Ok, I have two questions about that. We'll go with cliché tattoos, like a dead man.

Starting point is 00:33:48 But be honest, ok? Is there anyone who has a feather that turns into a bird's nest? Of course, yes. Oh no. Ok, is there anyone who has the infinite thing but in an infinite loop, it's written love? The dolphin too. The dolphin is a little bit older. Oh, yeah. I told you I would have tattooed you. Stop it.

Starting point is 00:34:06 I want to see. Did you want to? Okay, that's okay. Do you know because you just came from the vulture? It looks like I'm approaching a wild animal. I'm wearing a cigarette, I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke.

Starting point is 00:34:14 I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke.

Starting point is 00:34:22 I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke. Is that you from the Valtry? It looks like... Hey, they would have said I was approaching a wild animal. I'm like Jean-Juic Garouche, what do you think? Where are you from? The Valtry? Well, it's like the Valtry. No, in the back it's like Cosmodome, written in one.

Starting point is 00:34:40 Wow. You really have to be careful with the tattoos you make. For example, the one with the hot dog on the arm, but... I have a beard. I have a beard. A beard? Yes, that was before, it was the trend before. No, I did it after. Oh! I did it, I was... We can't say it, but I was already pregnant. My child is one and a half years old.

Starting point is 00:34:58 And I don't regret anything. I am Pamela Anderson. I am a mother. I am a mother. I am a mother. In fact, I was already pregnant, but we're going to be enemies. And I don't regret anything. I'm Pamela Anderson, I don't have anything to say. No, but you did it. It's a meta tattoo. I understand. I would make myself the infinite plum for the joke.

Starting point is 00:35:19 If I had done it in 2007, crying, I would happy. That's right, if I had done it, I would have done it at 12 when it was dead. Anyway, so minus 5, we're not done. Minus 100. It's a 10, but for it to come, you have to shout insults at it. Oh, yeah. Take that, my big doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy doggy I'm not sure. I'll give you an example. It's for sure that it sets a difficult climate in the bedroom. I'm more in the softness than like, my big nasty ass. Honestly, I'm honestly... Does it have hair in the back?

Starting point is 00:35:59 Does it have hair in the back? My big big back. My big Well, let's see. Asshole! No, I couldn't, because I'd laugh too much about the situation, you know, I could never be in a character. I can't, I can't do sex talk really intense because I'm pissed off. It's for sure I'm not the only one. It's for sure I'm not the only one. It's already happened to me, let's say, to be in the middle. And then just the person I am, he lets me go a sentence.

Starting point is 00:36:42 But you know, like cliché. Like, you like that, huh? Yeah. And I'm like, well, it has to stop. I'm like, no, no, no. I mean, are you doing a short film audition or... Oh yeah. So no, I can't, I can't. It's still destroying the score.

Starting point is 00:37:02 The worst in all respects are the French. I don't all respects, are the French. I don't know if there are French in the room. Oh yeah, you love my dick. Oh yeah, you suck it. You suck it good. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:15 Are there French in the room? Give me a round of applause. Is it true or not? Oh yeah, you suck it good. You're so good, you could do sex-kills. Because imagine... French. No, it's true, you're good. Oh my God, my God.

Starting point is 00:37:32 Yes, I'm a good French. Just hearing you say French phrases, I imagine myself in that situation. I put my head in the ear and I say, you look like a licking. You're a good girl, you're a good girl. I'm like, yes, yes. Suddenly, you say... Yes, yes licking, you're like, she smells good, I'm like, yeah, yeah. Suddenly, you're like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, you! Do you feel good?

Starting point is 00:37:54 Give me a mic, please. What are the other French sentences? French sentences? I've already done a few, that was pretty good. We just did two, what's the difference? After that, I was blank, I said no, it needs to end, it was not bad. We put just two that were not good. After that I was blanked out, I said to myself, no, it has to end, it has to stop. So that was it. But I found it interesting.

Starting point is 00:38:11 She listens to them a lot, that's it. What is it? Did you hear someone screaming in the room? Do you love your Eiffel Tower? Impossible. Do you love your Eiffel Tower? No, no, no, no, no, no. Impossible. Is it a French person who says that?

Starting point is 00:38:26 Is that true? Are you a French person? From France? Or from the Valdry? Hey, you're making yourself say that. You're like... In my memories, I was in Paris for a while, and there weren't two big ball

Starting point is 00:38:41 ballists at the end of the Eiffel Tower. There weren't... I know it lights up at while, and there were no big hens in the middle of the Eiffel Tower. I know it lights up at night, but it doesn't spit out through the top. Oh, yeah. I remember there were some with croissants too. You have to have croissants. With baguette bread. Yes, baguette, that tells me something.

Starting point is 00:39:03 I'll smash the beer, man! Oh, yeah. But it's still... it's a pig for them, you know. For them, yeah. Let's say... I wouldn't mind if, let's say, someone talked. Like you said earlier, I would find that a pig. You know, what you said you'd laugh. I find that a pig.

Starting point is 00:39:23 Where's the max you'd laugh at? Like the thing you'd like to say the most? Yeah. That's my answer. No, honestly, I'm not verbal. I'm not... You'd say, oh yeah. Unless I come... Unless I come...

Starting point is 00:39:46 Unless I come... When you're possessed by sex... You become a demon. Sometimes I flip, turn into a psycho. I'm like... Take my stick. I turn into a Frenchman. I turn into a Frenchman.

Starting point is 00:40:02 He doesn't know. Imagine I say that on the podcast, one day I get a date and he's like, speak to me in French, yeah, I'm the worst. But no, no, no. No. Ah, that's good. Avale-moi, it could be possible.

Starting point is 00:40:14 Avale-moi. It's the taste of... I'm gnawing right now. Oh yeah. Oh no, I'm saying yes. The day he looks me in the eyes, he's like, ah, Avale-moi. Yeah, it's I'm not. Jo, who looks at me in the eyes, is like, Ah, Val-Mohan.

Starting point is 00:40:27 Yeah, it's not that bad. There are pictures of desire that you'll feel when you're in love. This one is one of them. Like, I'll see my life on the road. I'll be like, Ah, you're beautiful. You're a teenager now. Joanie, Val-Mohan.

Starting point is 00:40:43 But I know because right now, I'm attracted to you. My heart is beating. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Starting point is 00:40:52 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Starting point is 00:41:00 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! She came to see me with her perfume, with pheromones in it. Like that, it's a pheromones perfume. You put that on, everyone will run after you. You attract people. Like, do you want some?

Starting point is 00:41:09 I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We do with pheromones, it's my heart. The word pheromones, it's my heart. I think of serpents, it seems. Aren't serpents like pheromones? So I was like, a few times, I was made run after, in the place of the trees,

Starting point is 00:41:19 and then I fell, I was like, so there, before going on stage, I sat down, put on perfume, and she was like, you'll feel it, you'll feel it. So there, I'm like, Jo was putting on perfume, and she was like, you'll smell it, you'll smell it. So I was like, oh... Ah!

Starting point is 00:41:29 You know! No, nothing. It's a perfume from Guy Wander. Can you see the little couple of wine? Well, yes! Look, it's beautiful. Well, I'm doing fine, Jo. Me? Ah!

Starting point is 00:41:38 Well, yes, I'm doing fine. Look, all the time. You know, that's it. I think I've never found you as beautiful, ever. Maybe that's it. Do you want me to go or... Well, that's it! I was like, I've never been so beautiful, ever. I don't know, maybe. Do you want me to go? Well, you're particularly beautiful. He's starting to grab the canvas.

Starting point is 00:41:55 I'm going! Hey! No! Hey, I have bad news for you and good news. Hey, we didn't even put our wine. Yes, we're listening, Nicole. The bad news, I think Matt should be leaving already. No!

Starting point is 00:42:12 No, but if you want to put me out, I can go, but I have to go to the 59. At 59, I have to go to the race. What time is it? We have a 10 minute on the side. At 10 minutes? We have a 10 minute, can you hear me? Gotcha! Cheers!

Starting point is 00:42:29 Cheers! The good news is... Are you hot? No. We're going to meet our next guest. I'm so happy! Matt, you're going to have the time to meet our guest. We didn't even think about it.

Starting point is 00:42:42 I'm really happy. I'm going to move to leave the main sofa. I lost my about it. I'm really happy. I'm going to leave the main sofa there. I lost my little card. I don't know anymore. He's in the closet. Okay, our next guest. Well, we announced it. You know who it is probably. But it's a person we love a lot. I follow her on TikTok.

Starting point is 00:42:58 She's funny. She makes me... We cut for editing! In Paris! I see her, I see her. She's talking all the time about being Lilian Blanco-Finish! Whoooo! It's better than yours, damn right It's better than yours, I can teach you

Starting point is 00:43:19 But I have to charge my milkshake Brings all the boys to the yard and they're like It's better than yours, like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours I could teach you, but I have to charge you Oh, I'm so sorry Joanna said I just spat I got caught in a mess

Starting point is 00:43:37 How are you? Liliane, how are you? We've never seen you before I know, it's an honour to see so many people! My God, give it up for them! Come on! It's an honour! Thank you for having me! When you take a picture...

Starting point is 00:43:57 I'm in a bicycle. How do you do that? I forgot there were people. I'm really weird. Look how you're sitting. You're sitting in Merman. Do you know each other? What's your relationship? Have you ever had a relationship?

Starting point is 00:44:14 We went out together. We went to Egypt. But then she started talking to me in French while we were having fun, so I let her. We know each other by heart. We don't know each other personally, but we often meet. And I don't think you're a funny person. I like it when you do.

Starting point is 00:44:29 Well, my God, me too. There you go. You are two funny people. Oh yes! We were taking a picture earlier. We were taking a picture in the back. He wanted an official picture. And Liliane du Monde was just like next to us.

Starting point is 00:44:41 We looked like two ministers who were inaugurating a museum. Who were going to cut a can. We were like... You cut a can, right? There's a malaise. Don't take it! It was funny, the can. Liliane, you've never been received.

Starting point is 00:44:57 I want to know a lot about you. The first thing I want to know, which is bothering me, is that... and I didn't see that on your TikTok, but it looks like you're a big seller of erotic products. Oh yes I am! Oh yes! Oh yes! Yes, that's the reason why we invited you.

Starting point is 00:45:21 Oh, but with great pleasure. I should have brought them, honestly, and you presented them like but with great pleasure. I should have brought them, honestly, and you presented them as wine bottles. Really, I should have brought them. Do you have a transport suitcase? I have a full tote bag. Of... of... I thought you were going to sing the tune

Starting point is 00:45:38 I have a Burkina I was sure that at the time, it wasn't his question. I didn't know the tune. I didn't hear you. But yes, I have a lot. How did you... Is it new that you discovered that? No, no, no. It's not new.

Starting point is 00:45:54 But I remember being... For the longest... I think the first time I knew I could masturbate ever in my life, it was my beautiful sister who told me about it. It wasn't even my mother. I don't know why my mother assumed that I was going to know how to roll my dick.

Starting point is 00:46:13 I was like, I don't know. I remember being angry when I was young, young, secondary, one, two. I was angry because I was like, fuck it, guys can masturbate, but as a woman, I really have to wait for a first sexual relationship before I know what it is. And then my sister-in-law was like, Well, no.

Starting point is 00:46:33 I was like, excuse you. And then she was like, well, you know, Lily, the little chick up there, well, if you fuck him and you play with it, you'll reach orgasm. And honestly, since then, I've changed. I've never... Oh my God, I've... I've rolled over the ball. Oh, damn. Oh, yes, yes, yes. So yes, all that to say that...

Starting point is 00:47:00 I didn't know there was a little chick at the top of the anus. Yes, a little chick. I'm exploring, I'm discovering. So it came from all that. So the notion of not masturbating, even if you're still young, I still thought it was late. You understand? I still thought it was late. And then, for the longest time, I was like,

Starting point is 00:47:21 OK, yes, there are people who have vibrators, but it looks like I'm I associate that with older women. You see it in movies, like children who find their parents' dildos, and you're like... It's not a youth thing. The first time I went into a sex shop, I was like, there are too many things I need to learn.

Starting point is 00:47:39 Honestly, I spend the afternoons, I could arrive with a thermos filled with coffee and I would talk to the advisors. I would be like, yes, tell me, tell me everything! And I buy, I buy, I buy. It changed my life to go into a sex shop because it allowed me to determine what I liked sexually with someone and especially alone. And it gave me well-being.

Starting point is 00:48:04 Really, really, really. Really, really. We're taking a little break to talk about our baby of love, Oxxio. Oxxio, there's a reference program that I'm in love with because I'm a reference girl. I like talking about that. So, reference, how it works is that with every friend you talk to about Oxio, you will earn a free month. So, if you give yourself a little code that you're going to give, and they're going to take your code, and you're going to get a free month, they'll take your code and you'll have a free month.

Starting point is 00:48:46 You can accumulate your months. So, eventually, you'll have internet. There are people who have accumulated 10 years of free internet just because they don't make the real like me. So, if you're a person who likes to talk, referentially, Oxio, you'll be in trouble. You'll have lots of free months. And it's not just because it's free. There are other good reasons to have the internet with Oxfio. They use some of the best networks in the country to offer us the best internet we've ever had.

Starting point is 00:49:09 They are everything we are looking for in terms of internet, they are reliable, they respond to your texts when you need customer service. Fire personalities, you feel it in your communications with them. And the fair price that they will never increase, there is zero hidden fees. Great program of how to say, going to never increase. There's no hidden fees. Great program, as I told you earlier. And then you can use the code SEXORAL for a free month. Test your connection with them on the OXI.com website. And that's it. Enjoy! Enjoy!

Starting point is 00:49:42 Well, there's not one, because I'm the one who's going to do it. Jo, she gives me all the time. I have this chance. My colleague works at Eros, so she gives me all the time. But I always have my little bad one. It's my only one. You don't have that one? Which one do you have? I don't know what his name is, but he's very small.

Starting point is 00:50:00 He's as big as my thumb, honestly. And he has a kind of low vibration. A bain? No, he's not a bain. It's as big as my thumb, honestly. And it has a kind of low vibration. A bend? No, it's not a bend. No, no, no, it's not a suction either. It's really just a little vibrator. Okay.

Starting point is 00:50:12 But there's the low vibration, because they explained to me that there were high vibrations and low vibrations. And the vibrators... Yes, and the vibrators that have lower vibrations, more serious, it stimulates the internal clitoris. So you get more excited. And the orchestras are more intense. Do you know?

Starting point is 00:50:33 I have to go. Oh my God! It's become a press conference. No, no, no. I loved that. But I have to go. I have to go. I'm so sorry. Thank you girls for inviting me.

Starting point is 00:50:43 It was really, really fun. Thank you, everyone. It was incredible. Have a good night. Bye, my love. Here, our little penis. We love you. Oh, a little penis. Have fun.

Starting point is 00:50:52 Bye, everyone. Thank you very much. Bye, Max. Bye. Oh, we talked to the guitarist for too long. He made her run away. Hey, yes. Where's the burnt hair?

Starting point is 00:51:00 Wait. Max, it's on fire. It's on fire. It's on fire. It's on fire. It's on fire. It's on fire. It's on fire. It's on fire. Hi! Oh! We talked about the guitarist for too long, he ran away. Hey, yesterday, I burned my hair. I mean, Marte doesn't have a good blood. He's like, he says, he's a little drunk, he's a little drunk.

Starting point is 00:51:14 And then I realize that the drink burned a little of my cells. Because I see him go and I'm like, shit, it's been rolling faster like that for a long time. It takes me... I'm like, shit, it's been rolling faster than that for a long time. He says things and two minutes later I'm like... That's our mom brain, there's no more of it. It's crazy. No, it's not true, it should double. You're so much more alert now that you're a mom. Yes, it's a real thing.

Starting point is 00:51:41 Mom brain is a real thing. Because our brain, in the end, there are three quarters that are now destined for our child. And there's one quarter left for the other things. So there's not much left. I'm so tired. I'm super tired. Well...

Starting point is 00:51:57 Well, you know, like here, we're one quarter away. But we're still there. We're still there. We're still there. We're still there. Well... Okay, Lilian, because you're showing us, vibration-wise, we all have different tones, We're here again. We're here again. Again. Liliya, because you said that the base of the vibration is different, but I understood that it's a tambour vibration.

Starting point is 00:52:12 Tambour! It's not a bass vibration. Oops, I didn't know you said that. But it's a tambour vibration. Why do we say tambour? Because it goes... It's much more than bass. For me, bass is like...

Starting point is 00:52:28 What did she say? I don't know. A high note, a bass note. Really? I don't know. Bass has nothing to do with it. She was fine. Yes, when we're less good, we're more...

Starting point is 00:52:44 Oh! Ouch! She was fine. She was fine. Yes, when we're less good, we're more good. Oh! Ouch! I'm never mean. I'm really not nice. It's not true. Léliane, what intrigues me is that you were touched for the first time in high school. At least once or twice. So you remember the first time you came? Yeah, I remember!

Starting point is 00:53:07 That's crazy for me, because I was like five years old. Ah! Well, yes. Yeah. But do you remember? Well, no, I don't remember. Well, how can you be certain? Let's say you were so young, you just remember...

Starting point is 00:53:20 Because I remember what made me want to touch myself. What was it? My mother who washed me in the bathroom. Oh! Yes, yes, yes. And you know, nothing strange. My mom is okay. She never... But she was passing the shower towel on me everywhere, in size, to wash me.

Starting point is 00:53:38 And then she gave me a whoop. And then I was like, whew! Oh! Oh! Oh! So the next time I take a bath and my hand isn't there... Ha ha ha! So that's like five years when your mother licks you in your bath. But yeah, so what fascinates me is the opposite. It's the fact that you remember.

Starting point is 00:53:54 Yeah, I was still old, so I remember the setup. And I remember looking for things that... I remember looking for things that made vibrations. So I had an electric toothbrush. And it was like that for a while. And I remember it wasn't good because I needed more. So it wasn't good. I don't know why I'm saying this.

Starting point is 00:54:18 I had my phone alarm. Ah! How did you do it? I set my alarm in one minute, and then I waited one minute, and then it started vibrating. But you know, when you're young and you're not educated, you're like, wow, I will do my best. Hey, the alarm! Wow! Did anyone do that? The front row. My dream. Oh my God, it's his daughter and his mother. Stop!

Starting point is 00:54:46 I can't see. I only see white hair. Excuse me! Hey, no, but I thought it was a little grandmother at the beginning. No, no, wait. No, I see the kids. I know you're young. We really see it, it's just for that because...

Starting point is 00:55:00 We see it, we just see a white head. Yeah, we see it. You're beautiful, it seems that you're young.'re going to be just a white head. Yeah, we'll see. You're beautiful. It seems that you're young. Beautiful, tits, juicy, who are doing well. Congratulations. You had glasses, because you were small, and you were doing that, and you had glasses, and you were laughing. So, I was like...

Starting point is 00:55:18 We really looked like my grandmother. You were the same, you were throwing the same stuff. But, oh well. So, yes. On that, I forgot what we were talking about. Ah well, it was the first time I crossed myself. That's what we were talking about. Oh yes, and then after the front door, yes, after the front door, it was the alarm. It was the alarm.

Starting point is 00:55:39 And then, grandma, she did that too. Yes. And then, in terms of vibration, it really took a turn. And actually, the first dildo I bought was during the pandemic. Yes! It hasn't been long! But I have so many, you know, my life has fucking changed since I took over my sex. It really changed.

Starting point is 00:56:04 Do you think, let's change the words. Let's say you don't mature for a week. How do you feel? Do you see the difference? I honestly see the difference. Yes, it takes me two seconds. Because before, when you grow up and when you're young, you want to be a rocker all the time.

Starting point is 00:56:24 I remember coming to the gym, Well, yes, it takes me two seconds here. Because before, I had, you know, like when you grow up and when you're young, you want to be a rocker all the time. I remember coming home from school and being like, in my bedroom, to be a rocker over and over again. I was late for places because I stayed too long to masturbate at home. You know, like, I wasn't leaving. I didn't start getting ready because I was too into the pleasure. And...

Starting point is 00:56:50 So... And you can have several? Yes. Yes, but not in all setups. There was one where I reached my limit. What's your max? That you masturbated and said... Well, it's not that much...

Starting point is 00:57:06 I don't know if it's going to be a lot or not, but it's six times. Still, still... But it's in a good day, and it's in my peak of ovulation. It's going to be... My app is going to give me a little note like... Oh, I think you're a whiny!

Starting point is 00:57:23 You know, like... You know, if I masturbate a lot, it's really going to help because I'm in that phase. Do you listen to pornography? A lot less, but yes, I've listened to a lot. And are you like the kind of person who listens to the first video at the top, like you have your keys? I have my keys.

Starting point is 00:57:43 Oh, wow! Can we know? Well, yes, well, yes, my key. I have my key. Can we know? Well, yes, yes. My God, yes, it doesn't bother me. We're not in a family. Hey! The beautiful family! Honestly, I listened to a lot of things.

Starting point is 00:57:58 And it... I'm going to have some problems, let's say. I listened a lot to... You know, I listened to a lot of... I wrote, like, real couples. Real couples. Real couples, love, morning. Oh, super cool.

Starting point is 00:58:13 That's right. That's really cute. Well, I'm serious. There was that. Honestly, I listened to a lot of stuff. And there are things that I didn't necessarily... I didn't go into the key words, but I'm just... Do you know what I mean? I listened to a lot of Point Gay.

Starting point is 00:58:27 I think what excites me is just to see people... Point Gay, lesbians or men? Both. Both. Oh yeah. So you're like... You don't like those little scenarios... ...that penetration.

Starting point is 00:58:39 No, I don't want scenarios. There's nothing that's making me cringe. I told you, real couple who love each other said a real couple who loves each other. A real couple who loves each other. Yes, but... Okay, sorry, because when you said the script... I don't want the script of the guy who has his pizza. No, that's it.

Starting point is 00:58:55 When you said the script, I was like, no, not that one in prison. The script is that you see the arrival of work and... No, I don't want to.... No. Oh, yeah, oh... No, no, it's a couple who love each other, who made... Are we filming, baby? Like, it's to make our love come true. And me, there's nothing that makes me depend on her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:13 We're fighting. What are you listening to? Hey, for real, seeing a guy put a girl slowly, like... As much as you can slap me. Ah! I feel nothing. Oh no, I like that! No, I want to see a guy himself who puts a girl on top of his ass

Starting point is 00:59:28 with a guy on top of his ass that she gets hit by a peck of... No, no, no, I want a snow on my ass. I have the impression... Oh yes, a good thousand pro leaves. I have the impression that I wouldn't know where to look. It's everywhere. I would end up crossing to crossing to check both penis at the same time. With pleasure. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:59:52 No, but my guy isn't here today. I'm going to... No, but usually he's not here. Is he here? Claude, there. He's not here. With the dick-nose. Wow. Oh my God. I love that Liz! We don't bring her anymore. So you like dick, you like people who love each other.

Starting point is 01:00:18 It's really broad. I think I like to see, I like to know at least that there's a part of love. Of real. I think that's what I want. I really like to see two people really excited. I think that's why I ended up listening to gay porn. In the end, I was just like, yo, those two guys are fucking... ...banned and they make love, man. I don't understand why they would like it more.

Starting point is 01:00:45 Huh? Why would they like it more? Oh no, no, no, no. I'm explaining to you that the reason why I would end up listening to two guys who make love is because they like each other. It's just existing to see. I understand. I thought it was their pee that made them like it more. We received statistics from podcasts and I'm really sorry to announce that about 60% of gay actors are heterosexual and in our Renna Bathe and the fund for the paycheck with a nice little blue pill.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Oh yeah! Well, it's okay. It's okay, you do you. I want to know if you would be more inclined to go to an exchange club, not exchange, but a libertine club where you watch people have a relationship. Because there, it's real people who love each other, we know who loves each other. Maybe not. Yeah, maybe not. I never thought I would be open to go there. But I wouldn't fucking reserve in advance. I would be like, Hey, if that's it...

Starting point is 01:01:51 And then, Oh well, we're in. What are they doing? And then I would be like, Okay, yeah, I lived it, but I don't think I'll organize it. Okay. It's not me who would leave the messenger combo like...

Starting point is 01:02:06 It wouldn't be that. Have you ever done it? No. Well, yes. Huh? Ah, well, yeah, but it doesn't count. Well, I found out it counted. Oh, Chris, it counted! Ah, Marouelle!

Starting point is 01:02:18 I don't know if we saw the same thing. Yes, yes, excuse me. Yes. Okay, but it's because I imagined going there in a context with a dude, you know, in a imagined going there in a context with a dude. You know, in a... But we did a series that will soon be released on our Patreon. It's called Sex Saural on horseback.

Starting point is 01:02:32 And... Thank you. In one of the episodes, we go to a libertine club and we look at the world full of people. But it's extraordinary because it's just us, just me, Jo and the cameramen, and the couple in front of us, who are looking at us through an empty space, their hands in an empty space like that, and Jo is like, Oh, they're looking at me in the eyes! The guy has a hand behind him, and she's staring at us. Oh my God! It was extraordinary, I loved it every second. At one point, I was like, I'm sure I'm not going to like this, I'm not going to like this.

Starting point is 01:03:06 I told my boyfriend, I was like, hey, for real, it doesn't suit me, I'm not good, I'm not good. I was like, Jo, no, stay here, Jo, stay. But in the end, what you liked was to see, what was it, it was the proximity. It was like, well, we realized that we had two different things that were turning on us. Joanie, she was like, I want to join them. I want them to take me in a sandwich. No!

Starting point is 01:03:29 What is that? Did she tell you that, Joannie? She said, you're a piece of shit, you're a piece of shit, you're a cow. She said, I want them to take me in a sandwich. She said, you're a piece of shit, you wanted them to take you in a sandwich. Louis, That's not what I said. Yes, that's what I said.

Starting point is 01:03:45 I said that if I had the choice, let's say I die, you put a gun in my face. Ah fuck! Oh, well, it's not about having the choice. You're doing... You say, hey, you don't have a choice.

Starting point is 01:03:57 She says, you don't have a choice, you have to choose one of the two. There, no. Okay, I'm going to go with... The two. No, but it's because I'm not a big... Yes, I'm not a big watcher.

Starting point is 01:04:08 Because I was wet. I was like, oh, it's beautiful. So I had to leave because I don't know... Now, the expression, chocolate puff. Hey! My uncle's expression! Oh, he threw my uncle away! But I really felt like that.

Starting point is 01:04:24 It was the first time I was like, I have to leave! I felt like this for the first time. I have to quit. You were in awe, you were focused, you were able to look at me. What I was saying was that I couldn't bring myself to the stage. It was already beautiful like that. I want to look at myself. I want to look at myself in the mirror to look at it and get into it. So basically, I'm an epicurean.

Starting point is 01:04:50 Clearly, he would have taken your ass. You could have brought a big one. No, that's it. So I wanted to go and look at it. It's fucking exciting. It's exciting. You, you stopped capable. You stopped... Let's say you have two choices. Guns n'Tomb. Guns n'Tomb, I do a lot of business, Machum. Guns or Toms. You're a jerk.

Starting point is 01:05:09 You have two choices. Guns or Toms. You do one or the other. Which one do you do? What are the two choices again? You watch the scene or you participate in the scene? Guns or Toms. It has nothing to do with... What? Guns or? What? What? What?

Starting point is 01:05:26 What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Starting point is 01:05:34 What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Starting point is 01:05:42 What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Do you prefer to look or join them? Look. Perfect. I prefer to look. Oh, yes Anne. On that, girls, we would already be able to welcome our third guest. Impossible, it's going so fast. Exciting!

Starting point is 01:05:56 Okay. First of all, Liliane, you're extraordinary, I love you. I would like you to come to our podcast in the studio so we can take the time to sit down and talk. With great pleasure. But now, we have a little game to play and we'd like you to be two to do it. With great pleasure. Because we want to know your differences. You are different. Yes, on that.

Starting point is 01:06:22 Well, we think so. We don't know. We'll find out. Maybe you are the same person. For our first game, we want to have the opinion of two people and the second person, you know her, you love her. She's the most annoying of the networks. Really. How do you say it? A therapist? Sonia Von Sachet! YAY!

Starting point is 01:07:04 Sonia is a big love story. I thought she was a big bitch. I was like, Sonia is a big love story. I'm trying to be a big bitch. I was sure Sonia was there. I'm not the cute today. There, things. It's a big love story because since the beginning, she was in our first podcasts. Number 30, I think. Number 30! It's crazy, but look!

Starting point is 01:07:27 And 32, because you love me a lot, you made me a banana. That's it. 30, 32, you're there at our show. It's our first, you're the first. It's crazy, but I can't believe it! I can't believe it! I just want you to feel, and I don't know if you've ever had a big crowd like this, but I want you to feel the effect of the crowd.

Starting point is 01:07:50 And it's been a long time since I've wanted to do this in real life. What is it? Wait! You're laughing so hard! I want us to do... No, she's making us do the wave. What are we going to do? I'm not serious.

Starting point is 01:08:04 I'm not going to do the wave. I'm not going. I want a wave. I don't know, I'm going. I want a wave. Not just any wave. An orgasmic wave. Okay? We'll make an orgasmic wave for the girls here. Everyone together. and let's go!

Starting point is 01:08:27 I swear, I didn't know she was going to talk about that. I swear on my life. You have to play, that's what I understand. Yes, we're going to do that. Oh yeah! Okay, let's go! It's been a long time since I've done this. We do it here at the bar! It's been a long time since I've done this. We do it here at the bar.

Starting point is 01:08:47 It's been a long time! So, orgasmic wave girls! We start and don't forget, you have to make the sound. 1, 2, 3, go! Oh! Hey, no, but you're not playing the game well. Impossible! Impossible! I saw the attack at the end!

Starting point is 01:09:05 Let's film it again with the loudest sound. Everyone at the same time. Explode the gang! Yes, explosion! Everyone at the same time! 1, 2, 3, go! Oh! Wow!

Starting point is 01:09:21 Incredible! We applauded! We applauded everyone! Bravo! Wow. It's incredible. We're applauding. We're applauding everyone. Bravo! Wow, it's incredible. Did you just have that idea on the spot? Well, yes, but it's because... You're clearly on the bad side. In fact, bingo says the back on the side sometimes.

Starting point is 01:09:30 Yes. That's the idea of that. You're something that's not bingo. I've never made waves in my entire orgasmic life. And it's the first time, I don't know why, I had already thought of the idea that we'd make a wave together, but it wasn't... It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone.

Starting point is 01:09:38 It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the clowns, everyone. It's the same brain that takes it to the first time, I don't know why, I had already thought of the idea of making a Vague everyone together, but it wasn't...

Starting point is 01:09:47 It's the same brain that takes it to clowns, everyone. A little shabu. An orgasmic Vague. In short, okay, thank you for participating in my orgasmic Vague. Now we're going to continue the game with the girls. What's it called? We have a Turn Onon or turn-off date edition. I admit it's a bit for you Liliane, we were caught in your TikToks.

Starting point is 01:10:12 We thought, what's the turn-on, what's the turn-off, Liliane? You have such beautiful eyes. Oh my God, it's beautiful. Yes, they are beautiful. Well, let's see. They are beautiful from there too. Stop it! So you're the daughter of a mirror.

Starting point is 01:10:24 You, mirror. Mirror. Well, yes. You're a mirror girl! You're a mirror! Yes, a mirror. You're beautiful. I'm for some on stage. I'm dumb. I'm so dumb! My chum is not here. You're not here to see me for your money.

Starting point is 01:10:40 My chum is not here. Sonia, did you take your glass of wine? I don't drink wine, but I'm fine. Would you give me your bottle of water? What is it? It's not a bottle of water, it's milk. Good job. Girls, during the first date, one of my friends told me that he gave a lot of importance to the pleasure of women and offered to give me a massage.

Starting point is 01:11:09 After talking to several of my friends and telling them that I found it very strange, many said that it was their dream. It seems to me that on a first date, it's just weird. Turn on or turn off? Oh! Hey! Who is that? Did you come here? At the same time, you know, I'd kill

Starting point is 01:11:30 anyone for a massage. But on a first date... I think it takes time. I think I need to establish confidence before showing black spots in my back to someone. I think it's like... How long? Well? Is a show live at the Wilfred room enough? I love that.

Starting point is 01:11:50 I need a little time. I need a little time. So for me it's a turn off. I think that Anguille is under pressure with the massage. It looks like he's over-compensating for something, but maybe I'm the one who's analyzing too much. But it's interesting what you're saying, because it seems to me that it's your money card.

Starting point is 01:12:07 You're like, hey, I'm going to give you a massage. And I'm like, if he gives you this card right at the beginning, it means he has no other choice. And we agree that... Yeah, yeah, that's it! And we agree that the massage is just a good reason to spread your butt after two minutes. That's it all the time, guy massages. That's it all the time. He just wants to be naked while leaving. That's what it is.

Starting point is 01:12:26 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And hey, is it just a way to check the woman's body in the light? Or if he likes it, like, what is fucking unacceptable? Weird. But is it that? I think it depends on the verb, but personally, I had an experience. It was a kind of hippie, you know. And he was there with his big pen.

Starting point is 01:12:51 He was fluttering me. Oh yeah, in Bridgeton style. It was the first date and you know, we didn't see each other again. Ok. I'm a little upset. You're single, it's a nice evening, but you're really there because I don't have a regular ass plan. It's because it was you that I found the cutest last time. So when he starts to massage you with a big feather and she does a little... No, not a men! Not men! There were men.

Starting point is 01:13:27 What do you mean by ugly and feather? Well, that's it. Ugly and feather, it looks like you just created a need for me. Yes, really. It looks like a nice evening. Well, yes. It's just me. Well, a first date is special, but no, he was hungry.

Starting point is 01:13:41 Yes, he was hungry, I didn't see him. He was hungry, that's the important thing. Massage, yes, but I'm a tooth, but until you get to the point that clearly, you know, if I think that he just wants to give me a massage, I'm fucking dumb because I'm clearly a plate of massage. It's like I only want massages in my life. Only, only, only massages. Nothing else, okay? But you got me because

Starting point is 01:14:08 it's true that my boyfriend he gives me a massage and he starts to touch my boobs. It lasts 30 seconds. And we, the thick ones, we're like I'm not kidding, we're like Oh yeah, that's it! Oh no, I'm all wet.

Starting point is 01:14:24 We're all naive! My boyfriend says, Baby, did you see a little massage? I'm like, wow! And then he starts giving me a finger in the nose. Yeah, that's it. I say no. Because I'm jealous.

Starting point is 01:14:41 Oh yeah? It's going to be good for real. I feel great. No, maybe it's not at all. You're gonna be... Ok, after getting excited and excited during several dates, we get to have our first sexual relationship. It comes after two or three times. But sexes after saying that they found it just too exciting

Starting point is 01:15:00 and that I was just too hot. Turn on, turn on. It's not a problem at all. Like, I mean... No, no, but that it came really quickly. For me, it doesn't change anything. There are so many other things to do. And I mean, the refractory period,

Starting point is 01:15:17 it passes unless you really want the hell out fast. It passes and you can do a run-through. Someone who comes fast, it's never serious, but it's even less serious when they can start again. Exactly. And there are other things to do. Exactly, there are so many things. And especially, maybe that person doesn't feel good about it.

Starting point is 01:15:35 Maybe he's embarrassed. So, you know, I'm really in a benevolent way. Do you want a glass of hot milk? That's it! Do you want a glass of hot milk? That's it! Do you want me to massage you? Do you want me to massage you? Do you want me to massage you? What this person could do is offer the pleasure before, like that, after that.

Starting point is 01:16:00 Because what happens is that sometimes the guys, it's true, you often go to sleep after. Yeah. Huh? With all due respect. With all due respect. It's because there's like, you know, my husband, sometimes he tries to... He's like, I'm like B, and then he's like,

Starting point is 01:16:15 ah, but it looks like he's out of strength. He's too tired. It's exhausting. Ejected. It looks like it's either me or me. Oh, the tabaroids. Their refractory period is really shorter. Let's go, we're starting again. No complaints here, I love it.

Starting point is 01:16:55 I'm going to bed, it's rare because they don't sleep there. It's true, when you pay, I'm going to say the rent to pay. Yes, yes, yes! Clearly, you'll say, pay the rent. You want to pay? Yes, yes, yes! Clearly, clearly you'll pay. Get into your money. Clearly, you'll be able to. I want to know if I'm the only one that my boyfriend falls asleep after the copulation.

Starting point is 01:17:17 Do you want to do it? No, it's fine, perfect. We're not alone. That's it, do your job before. Perfect. Great. Turn on or turn off? I'm starting to get back to dating, but dating at 32 is another story.

Starting point is 01:17:36 I meet a lot of guys who already have kids, and as much as I find a man with a more responsible child to his business, as much as it's really is to become a good mother. Have you ever been a guy who has children? Yes. No? Yes. I was three years old with a guy who raised his little daughter from zero to three years old. I know it doesn't seem like it, but I was like a mom.

Starting point is 01:17:57 It was like my dream to have a child, now it's my worst nightmare. Why was it your dream? Yes. Because I don't want the child myself, and I could live my maternity life in a way, because it was really me who took care of it. And then it's tough because you stay with the guy

Starting point is 01:18:12 because you don't want to lose the little girl. So it really was tough because I would lose her if I left with the asshole, you know? So I stayed too long. But it was really fun. I lived it. I wouldn't live it if it was mass. Yeah. No. How old is this little girl?

Starting point is 01:18:28 Oh my God, she must be around... Oh my God! I'm old! She's in the living room! She's one year old! Are you there? Mommy is here! Oh my God! I don't know. She's one year and two years old.

Starting point is 01:18:46 I was really young when I did that. Ok, two years old, that's not ten. Ok, it's for tonight. Yeah, yeah, not 90. Yeah, but still. Ok. Would it turn you off? I...

Starting point is 01:19:02 It would depend, I think... On the child. I think it would change nothing, but I really need the relationship I have with this person. I really need this relationship with this person to be extraordinary. So that I can say, OK, we're going to found a big family. To share. Yes, because I think that it's... It seems that I would be confronted with how that child perceives me.

Starting point is 01:19:35 Is he going to expect something bigger than me, to just be the partner of his father? Yes, I don't know. To see. To see. To be in the CDM, daddies. Yes, I don't know. I think it depends on the age. In my case, I'm the mother of a 15-year-old guy

Starting point is 01:19:54 who's as big and muscular as his father. So I don't have a style of words to say. Pick up your plate and cut it. Yes, of course. If it had never happened, he would never tell me that about life. I don't have a good word to say. Pick up your plate and cut it. Yeah, that's it. If it had never happened, he would never tell me that about life.

Starting point is 01:20:10 And probably he would pick it up in the middle of the night. Because I never say anything and there is a nice relationship of respect. But I admit that I started dating a guy who had a baby of two years. Hey, you bastard. I'm like, in the end, he dates you because he wants help. Yeah, old. Hey, you bastard. Well, I'm like, basically, he's dating you because he wants help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Honestly? Probably.

Starting point is 01:20:29 Yeah, yeah, that was my case. Yeah, yeah, I helped a lot. I swear. After that, you didn't have a word to say. You're like, it's not my daughter. Why didn't I have breakfast with Skittles? Even if everyone should know that we don't have breakfast with these little Skittles. But I didn't have a word to say.

Starting point is 01:20:43 I was going to take the Skittlesles, give them back, and I said, are you going to take mine? Oh, okay, it was true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a true story. It's a true story. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:54 So he was tickling me when I was tickling her. But she was just doing her own thing. He didn't have to do it, someone was taking care of her. No, yeah, yeah, it's true. And was it a mess? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a

Starting point is 01:21:12 I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a I hope you listen. Perfect. We salute you. We salute you. We salute you.

Starting point is 01:21:26 We hope your daughter did well. I hope. Turn on or turn off? A few days ago, I had a really fun first date. We connect on everything and we have great conversations. We quickly start talking about what we like and what we don't like sexually. He explains to me that he is very open to using toys that he often does in his old relationships. Big turn-on.

Starting point is 01:21:46 Except that, finally, we arrive at his place and not only does he like toys, but practically the entire collection of Eros and companions in this room. Ohhhhh! Turn on! Red flag! Green flag! Let's see! 98000%!

Starting point is 01:22:00 Oh yeah! I'm on the money side, he already has everything. There is zero red flag! Not even a little! Pardon? 88,000%. Oh, ouais. Je saurais de l'argent. Il y a zéro red flags, là. Même pas un peu. Ben voyons. Pourquoi y en a vrai? Ben, j'aurais des questions. J'aurais des questions.

Starting point is 01:22:10 Moi, la seule question que j'aurais, ça serait, hmm, tout cet argent-là, pourquoi tu l'as pas mis dans une mise de fond? T'sais comme, avoir plein de jouets à être propriétaire. Je pense que ça serait ma seule question, mais sinon pas de problème. You know, like, having a lot of toys to be owner. I think that would be my only question, but otherwise no problem. I would ask her where are her priorities, but it can be a good priority. If there is already a mortgage and all the toys are ours, Green Flag. Ok, but wait, I'm starting to think about it.

Starting point is 01:22:38 And is it because there are a lot of them, because he is never satisfied with anything? We have something... What is it? Honestly, I don't have the taste of the When you go to Costco... Yeah, but you know, there's a lot of choices. That's it, it's toys, it's like variety. Yeah, but imagine you come to someone's house and there are all kinds of soap and dishes. Yeah. Are you like, hmm, I like variety.

Starting point is 01:23:19 Or are you like, there's one that's not last SOS cop. I said maybe his mother works at something with a dishwasher. No, because in my head, it's someone who has a lot of toys. Let's take the example of me. Yeah, you have everything. I have everything, if it's not everything. But you work there, you know, like if you come from there. But even before working there, you know, I... No, let's do it. I started at 18.

Starting point is 01:23:56 But, okay, but if I didn't work there anymore, I would still have my toys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, in other words, that's it. But it depends on how much. I would still have my toys. You know, I mean... That's it. But it depends on how many. It's for sure that if there's like 40,000 toys, and as you said, there's nothing, there's nothing else,

Starting point is 01:24:11 there's only toys, it's for sure weird. Like you said, an empty house, just toys. There's no... There's nothing, but there's all the Womanizer, clearly.

Starting point is 01:24:21 Yeah, oh, nice. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, where is this guy's clitoris? What are you doing with a Womanizer? Oh, nice. I'd say, where's the clitoris at this guy? What are you doing with a womanizer? The real question is, turn-off, is that... If the guy comes to your date and he's going out with a vibrator, that's me. That's me.

Starting point is 01:24:38 Some are for it, some are against it. What's your opinion on that? That a guy in a date... At the restaurant? No, no, no! You have a date, you go to the bedroom... To have a sexual relationship... You're so mean! You have to have a sexual relationship,

Starting point is 01:24:59 to get along, and then he takes out a toy. Oh, well, yes. No problem. I would think it was his ex. But that's it! Personally, he didn't buy it for me. We met this morning on Tinder. Yes, exactly. Thank you for bringing the point. I just feel like his big drawer crisis.

Starting point is 01:25:18 Yes, how much worse is it going to be? It's not for you. But that's it. Exactly. How many have used their pink womanizer? I agree. I'm happy we're talking about it. How many? Someone said a number. I didn't get it.

Starting point is 01:25:36 I want to say it doesn't bother me. No. Because what? The solution is that... She throws it and buy another one. It's like, look, it's gone. And now it's now. I use sex games, all kinds of things with my partner that I've already used with others. But I'm like, well, it's washed out.

Starting point is 01:26:02 You're right. I'm not dangerous. But do you say after, before or never? I never say after. Like, last time I said it with her. It was bad. It was fucked up. I don't do that.

Starting point is 01:26:19 I just say, I have this. Look. And then if he doesn't... You have a ok, you have a masturbator, ok, that you can masturbate on his penis, you go out, you come, you say I have this, would you like us to use it together? That's it. And then after that, if he doesn't ask the question, well, if he's like, have you already done that with someone else? Well, I'll say, well, yes.

Starting point is 01:26:41 But you know, in the sense... It happens less. In the sense of masturbation at home. I have to practice my condom. It's a masturbation. But a masturbation... I don't have a masturbation. It's less well-shared than a dildo, let's say. A masturbation is like a flashlight.

Starting point is 01:26:59 You can't put a condom and then put the masturbator on it. I'm sure you can, but you know, a toy, you can put a condom on it. I put condoms on all toys, you know, and I wash them more. But you know, a masturbator, I mean, you have to empty it, you have to... It becomes a public masturbator, in a way, you know. Well, there are not condoms that you sell at Ross,

Starting point is 01:27:18 that you put and that it's like a big saradrap. Feminine condoms, yeah. Yes, but anyway, that's not the problem. That's not the problem. The anyway, that's not the problem. That's not the point. The problem is not that because the bacteria, big news, it doesn't stay alive on a toy. And we learned that from the last podcast, on the arpeggio.

Starting point is 01:27:35 Yes. Yes. So that's not the problem. It's really more, you know, but I say that, but I tried it myself, I have business on my channel. Well, what's the point of buying another one? It's a tool, it's a tool, it's a tool. Well, yeah, that's it, okay, okay, that's it. Okay, so in the end, we all agree.

Starting point is 01:27:56 She agrees or not? And also in an eye of sur-conformation, we're like, Chris, you know. We're like, finally it's turn-on, but I have questions. That's it. That's it. That's right. That's perfect. Perfect. I recently saw a girl who, during our first dates, seemed quite normal and quite vain. But, at our first sexual relationship, she told me that to come, she needed to be strangled at all costs.

Starting point is 01:28:28 We have pigs in the room! It's not as common as we think, as we might have heard people screaming. It's not as common as we think. Some people really need that. I understand. Ok, well there's another pig here. No, no, no. I'm going to put it in my ass. That's it, everyone's it. Everyone plays with shame.

Starting point is 01:28:45 Excuse me. No, on the contrary, she knows what she loves, she knows what made her play. I think it's cool. She found exactly what she needed each time. Wow. She explored enough to know that. She trusts enough people to let them do that too. It's one of the most dangerous sexual acts.

Starting point is 01:29:04 It's one of the sex acts where acts. It's one of the most accidental sexual acts, statistically speaking. So you have to trust people. There are so many ways to be an English person that are really dangerous. There's a simple way to do it. Do you want to show it to us? I knew it. Zero to nothing. Do you want to do a little presentation of how to be an English person?

Starting point is 01:29:22 Oh, okay, okay, okay. Do you want to get up? Okay, do I release my microphone? Everyone says someone dies because of my presentation. I'm not responsible for that. I just want to say that you have a nice little easy-to-strangle blow. I'm happy with that. Okay.

Starting point is 01:29:38 So, what you see in movies that people strangle people, never do that. It's completely ridiculous. There's a trash here. It's soft. It's soft fabric. You shouldn't put weight on it. You know, it's completely ridiculous. There's a crack here. It's soft, it's a soft fabric. You shouldn't put weight on it. You know, people who are online with their thumbs, they say, it's the worst thing you can do.

Starting point is 01:29:49 You just put a little bit of pressure. I'm really in my zone. You just put a little bit of pressure. You know, let's say, I don't want to do it on you, but let's say I'm going to put a crack on myself and my voice will change right away. You shouldn't let your voice change. You don't want to cut the air, you want to cut the blood.

Starting point is 01:30:00 We're going to do the test. I'm going to talk when you're going to strangle me. Well, I'm not going to strangle you in a way that your voice will change. That's the trick. It's that you're going to do the test. I'll talk when you're going to choke me. I'm not going to choke you in a way that your voice will change. That's the trick. You're going to try to grab both veins here without touching the middle. So the middle here is where the soft side is to be trashed. So you're going to grab both things here.

Starting point is 01:30:18 You're going to push the highest you can, close to the jaw. And then you're going to weigh like that. Your neck is so crazy, I'dangle it all day. Let's see. Now, let's say you're next to me, you can weigh. Alain, well, not Alain Fini, I'm not responsible for that. Is it like my forehead vein coming out? You're turning red, you're turning red. At the moment?

Starting point is 01:30:36 Yeah, are you okay? Do you have a safe word or something? I look really big next to her. I mean, I have heels, heels 10 inches, I'm really not as big as that. But I feel good, I could like, pull something right now. So if you can grab... It's okay. I'm not as tall as you. But I feel good. I could, like, pull something off. It's okay. You can pull, you can... You were a little bit up close to the sleeve.

Starting point is 01:30:52 It's really cool because you control the sleeve at the same time. That's exciting. Even little girls on a guy's hand, it can work. But what's important is that the hollow of your butt, it's really in... Where is the trash and where is the mold? Sorry, you see't see anything. I can do it for you.

Starting point is 01:31:08 I really didn't understand what you were saying. You can weigh it to infinity. That's what will make your blood rise to your brain and make it really erogenous. Because you cut the air. Nobody likes that. You can't do it at home.

Starting point is 01:31:24 It's DIY. do it at home! It's DIY! Yes, yes, yes! Try it at home! Hey, it's so interesting! I did it once or twice! It's so interesting! So even if there are people who do it while masturbating, it's really their business. Like this girl in the story, that's what she has to do.

Starting point is 01:31:44 She masturbates with one hand, she strangles with the that's what she has to do. She turns one hand and she grabs the other. I encourage you to do it the right way. It's not dangerous. Have fun. You're so rough that you're going to kill yourself. Kill nobody. It's true. But it can be dangerous.

Starting point is 01:31:54 It can be dangerous. Even if you're alone. It's not in a movie. Yes, there are people who are dead. Yes, there are people who are dead. There's a guy in a movie. He sticks to his bed. Yes, but that's a rope.

Starting point is 01:32:03 That's a very bad idea. But never a rope in your neck because it's going to crush everything. Perfect. It's really two fingers on both sides. I do it and I come all turn on. It's really fun. But that's it. You're being strangled if we know all the risks. Yes, if you know the risks, if you really really trust the person. It's a big hand. It's a first date.

Starting point is 01:32:28 How do you know? You have to explain it to them. There are some who don't pay attention. But if you weigh yourself, even if people will put a hand here and weigh you in the trash, by putting their hand up or down, it's super dangerous.

Starting point is 01:32:44 It's really the two sides. You squeeze back in their hands. It's super dangerous. You really have to hold on to both sides. You never stop here. You, at your job, put your... That's why I know how to explain it. I've explained it so many times. If you want to do this, we'll have the course ahead of you. The thing is, a man comes in, you work with him and you do your thing.

Starting point is 01:33:07 You do your little things. You do my little things. You do your little things. He comes in and tries to choke. No. It never happened? No, it's no. Absolutely. If we didn't talk about it before, you're not far from choking me.

Starting point is 01:33:18 Mom, shut your ears. It's getting a little rough. Your mom is here. Your mom is here! Hi mom! The most beautiful mother in humanity! Hello mom, it's Sonia. She's almost here. Hello.

Starting point is 01:33:31 Hey, that's really interesting. Hey, that's the kind of thing that makes me go to work, mom. Sorry! So yeah, if a guy goes online to put me on the phone without me talking to him before, it's no. And the world, it's never happened that I said no, or that I took his hand and he didn't stop. It's not that people want to hurt you.

Starting point is 01:33:49 They saw it in porn, so they think it's done all the time. You just have to educate them. If they manage to put their hand on it, and we didn't speak before, I take it off, and we move on to something else. There's no trouble there, you know. Well, wow. I don't want to make it too dark.

Starting point is 01:33:59 I love it. But you, you can feel yourself in danger, you know. It never happened. Because they don't want me to hurt, you know. Because they don't want me to be hurt. This person doesn't want me to be hurt. But do you screen them beforehand? Yes, I have a screening. It's really hard to do it. What is a screening?

Starting point is 01:34:15 An audition? Yes, an audition but by email. I need the name of your mother's daughter, your social media number. Who? No, it's not true, it's not true! But I need a lot of details, references from colleagues who have seen the person. Material from the blackmail. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:34:34 I have to keep you in check with the material I have on you so that we can see it. You know, not keeping you in check, that comes later. But I have to have enough stock on you to destroy my prestige. I am reassured. That's it. No, no, that's it. That's so interesting. I really take my security in... I don't think the world doesn't care. Okay. Next, Try Not.

Starting point is 01:34:53 Okay. That? Do you want to read it? No. I think you're good. I think you're really good. I really took the moment for the big texts. I like that when it's you. First date with a Tinder guy. A hike with a good slipper. A good what?

Starting point is 01:35:10 A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper.

Starting point is 01:35:18 A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. A slipper. He was out of breath and he stopped... Ok. He stopped asking me super deep and personal questions. And even a ten.

Starting point is 01:35:28 Pfff... Pfff... Do you think it's good? Like, my bigger complexes, how I express my emotions, my relationship with my family, my biggest fears. It's not funny. If I have trauma in this relationship, etc. Ok, the Smart Talk is not great, but one of the two would have been interesting. You understand?

Starting point is 01:35:49 I agree with her too. It doesn't make me talk about my biggest trauma when it drips blood in my eye. It's not that. One thing at a time, SVP. No, it's Red Flag at the end. What makes you laugh is probably that the guy who is fucking out of breath, he also says I'm going to ask a big question crisis. I don't need a word. It's maybe that. You? Chris, it's you.

Starting point is 01:36:08 It's a lack of social aptitude as a question. Maybe you. Is it, you know, there's a wave of popularization, of being awakened and really that well-being is really a big part of the social life. Is there a wave of popularization, of being awakened, and that well-being predominates? I think that sometimes there are people who will push it, and that you have to ask yourself, do you have traumas, do you have things you don't like?

Starting point is 01:36:38 Too quickly, it's also to crush someone. It's just the desire to finally follow a kind of trend. Do you understand? Yes, absolutely. It's just the desire to follow a trend. Do you understand? Yes, absolutely. You have to try the skin a little bit first. What's your color? No, that's not my color. That's flat. Don't do that.

Starting point is 01:37:00 So a turn-off, we'll agree on that. I said, shut up. I would be like, I would be like, I would be like, look, we agree on that. A turn-off, yes. I would say, shut up if I were like... It's inappropriate. I would be like, look, a worm. Yes. I would be like... Yes, we'll talk about other things.

Starting point is 01:37:12 I never know how to take a guy who tells me, after one or two dates, that he is still super friendly with his exes and sees them on a regular basis. It would seem that... Excuse me, it's because, for real, we're going to the same place, we want to go there, no problem, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place,

Starting point is 01:37:41 you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, you can go to the same place, we're going to the same place, we want to go there, no problem, green flag that is put with all your exes, I want it to be put with all your exes, I think that it's important, you know, like you want your partner to have beautiful relationships in the past, and that they remember it well, and it's like, hey yeah, you know, you can well. Sometimes it's difficult in a relationship, sometimes the break-up is very... there are a lot of injuries,

Starting point is 01:38:13 and it makes sure that two people are not able to move on to something else. But when the two people are able to just say to each other, hey, it doesn't work, and thank you for the work we did together, and I'm going to love you, but in another way. I'm all about it, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really with guys who haven't been my kids, with whom I've slept a long time. I want them in my life because there's a reason why I exchanged, I had an intimacy with them. It's because we appreciated each other and we built a friendship or some kind of relationship,

Starting point is 01:38:59 but I don't want to twist them from my life. I expect the same thing from my partner. It's true. It shows a huge maturity, too. To be friends with all your exes and all of them. I agree. It never ends in a mess enough to make it a bitch in your head now. I'm not saying that it's Red Flag, the guys who say that all their exes are bitches. Maybe they're all bitches. But the fact that you can keep a relationship with someone who has something so deep with him,

Starting point is 01:39:27 it proves to you that even if there's something that doesn't fit in the relationship, it will never end in a global war. Yes, yes. Well, that's it, there's a difference, I think, between having a beautiful relationship with your exes and sleeping with them every night. Yes!

Starting point is 01:39:44 I was like, every night, Yeah, she calls them every night. I was like, that's for sure. It's like, it's going down. If you do a little Skype with your ex, I'll be like, well, Chris, we're going to listen to a little show. It's a group chat with all your exes in there, you know, who give you the news. Let's say there are five exes,

Starting point is 01:40:02 I'm ready to be with two. Five is like... Yeah, 5 is like... No, but I think it's... Ok, to have a chum who is still in love with his exes, who by the way, I personally love, there is one who has a bag of my maternal milk. It's not even a farce. We are very close. He bought 41 for his 40th birthday. We are the same. I like that.

Starting point is 01:40:27 But if he was all there... I mean, it's a work because it's someone who has a heavy luggage. And it's part of your reality now. So it's in your life, and it's there, and it's a person of more in your close surroundings. So if you tell me that all those exes were there, I'll try to... The first one, I took under my wing, and I love it, and I send her roses.

Starting point is 01:40:51 But the second one... No, I understand. But I wouldn't like to be in a marriage where there are 12 exes of my guy, even if they sound fucking gay. I would be challenged. And I think I answered the question I gave, because I think that in the absolute, I will never find myself in that situation.

Starting point is 01:41:08 But I still wish that my partner would get along with all of them. Yes, that's it. Yes, definitely. If they all hate each other and you have dogs, it's a red flag. It's going to be me, the other dog after. Exactly, that's it. I agree. Girls, we're already at our last day of the evening.

Starting point is 01:41:30 Presented by Eros and her friends, who are called... Do you know your sex-oral? I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

Starting point is 01:41:46 I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

Starting point is 01:41:54 I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

Starting point is 01:42:02 I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm, you hear the answer. Raise your hand. Do it like this. But it's up to us to ask questions. In fact, it's up to us four. We're going to be in two teams. Joannie is going to be with you, Lillian and you, Sonia.

Starting point is 01:42:11 Do you have any mention? OK. There, in the background, the game is that we're going to have... That's it. Our teams and there, Nicole... There are screens. I don't know, are they going to walk? Nicole, the screens?

Starting point is 01:42:22 Yeah, we have the screens. OK, that's good. There are screens. There are going to be questions that Nika will ask, and the first one to raise his hand. There are no screens, it's an audio. The first one to take the penis. The first one to take the penis, it's going to be me. You are on the floor. And then, the team that wins, getting an erotic product from Hira's company.

Starting point is 01:42:49 So, get ready! Perfect. We're ready. Can the crowd blow the answers? No. I didn't say anything. You can't blow the answers before we have no more answers. That's funny.

Starting point is 01:43:02 If we don't know anything... We're on our knees in front have a little moustache. It's sick. Go, that's your boss. We're ready, we're ready. That's my pre-view. So I have the first question for you. Hey, it's not serious.

Starting point is 01:43:12 What was Joe Roberge's biggest revelation in terms of the female ejaculation in his mid-20s? I saw that one, too. What was your biggest revelation? Why don't you answer? Ejaculation. Ah! I told him! Yay! What was your greatest revelation? Why don't you answer? I already said it! I already said it! That Joe was a guy! There's no orgasm necessarily that comes with coming to Fontaine.

Starting point is 01:43:34 Yes, but... Ah! That's what he said! Oh my God! Well, no, no, it doesn't matter. I hit my. Ok, put your feet down. I was 25 or 26 and I had a partner who was regular. I was like, fuck, you played hard today. And she was like, not at all. I was like, yes, look at the spot in the bed. And she was like, do you think I come every time I squirt?

Starting point is 01:44:00 I was like, you're all naked down there. I was like, what? I just gave myself a hug. Not at all. It was better with your fingers. What? I'm here, like a marathoner. We just had a sunbathing.

Starting point is 01:44:16 I was just looking for that. You got a squirt because it was Don't The Thing. Then one day, you got told by someone, No, my husband. And you're dumb. It's fun when to say anything. I'm going to say something by someone. No, my dear. Let's educate. It's fun that she said it. I didn't understand anything.

Starting point is 01:44:34 Did you hear a lot? Yes. We heard it. I thought I was living a battery. No, it's not the ugly. It's not the ugly one. We're not talking about the ugly one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What is not? Parental union. What is the question? What is the parental union as seen in the podcast on the right of the family? Parental union, we just saw it.

Starting point is 01:45:10 Parental union is when two parents are together with children. I knew it was going to be the same thing. Do you know? You know. You know? No, otherwise I would answer it. Are you two people who are allowed to raise a child who doesn't necessarily have their own? We're going to listen to the answer. I don't know if you'll hear it. Wait, do we have a right to reply?

Starting point is 01:45:38 Yes. Repeat the term. What is the parental union as seen in in the podcast, on the family's rights? The parental union... Parents who have been together for a long time but who are not married? It could be that. We'll say that's it. Parents who have children only.

Starting point is 01:45:58 We're going to listen to the answer. OK, yes, perfect. Excuse us. Yes, we don't you. We can hear you. Well, that the lady lives in the house of the gentleman or vice versa, so that when it's over, she can technically say, raise the flag, go ahead. He can do that. Yes, exactly, because he will have certain protections that will be in line with that. The time that the parental union is created, so the time that they become parents of a child.

Starting point is 01:46:26 So that's applicable, it's coming, it's at the top, this law project. I didn't understand anything. I have legal questions tonight. It's when they become parents, so I had the answer. But it's true that she said that. It's up to us. The answer, in fact...

Starting point is 01:46:42 I hit myself. The answer, in fact, the parental union, it's the parent union is just a bill that gives the same rights to the partners of the FEC who have children together, than if you were married. But what did I say? Is that what I said? Right? What did you say? Be on my side! That's what she said!

Starting point is 01:47:01 That's what she said, Nicole. I'm the penis! I give you a point, Sarah. Yeah! Okay, now we're taking it back. I'm done. I told you. You're good. You're good.

Starting point is 01:47:11 Third question. What is one of the traits of autism that the humorous Louis Thé has in connection with affection and sexuality? I know, I know, I know. He's autistic, except with his penis. That's what she said. That's what he said. That's what he said! Wait, he can't be touched.

Starting point is 01:47:30 He can't be touched, but his penis is correct. That's what I said! That's what he said. That's what I said, in the excerpt he said, I'm autistic, but not with my penis, my penis is correct if we touch it. Oh yeah, that's true. We're going to listen to his answer. Yann, it's like I'm listening to you,, that's true. We're going to listen to his answer. I think I'm giving the penis.

Starting point is 01:47:48 That's the... I don't know how the others are, but when I get home, even from a four or five day trip, I'm not going to stick my penis in the world. I think it's weird. I think people stick their penis in the world because they haven't lived in it for a long time.

Starting point is 01:48:04 That's not what I do, but I should. Do your children feel like they lack something? No, I stick to my children. But I stick to them like a little boy. I stick to my children, but I don't like to touch their heads. I like to give them sweet things. I like to stick to my children but I don't like to touch my kids' heads. I like to give them soft, soft, soft... I like to stick children, which is a weird sentence. Okay.

Starting point is 01:48:33 Okay, but I'm going to give the point to Sonia, because it's true that she said her penis doesn't like it. She said it wasn't the right extract. I don't think she was right. But she said it. Go see it on her Instagram. I give you your penis. Thank you! Oh, yeah, Instagram. I give you your pen. Thank you! I remember. We lost, I think.

Starting point is 01:48:50 That's it? How many questions did he have? 10! 4th question. According to Sarah Amel, what can cause the banalization of emotions of a child on his sexuality at an adult age?

Starting point is 01:49:06 Not to set limits! Oh, that's true. Let's see the answer. Impossible. We were raised by the thought of, go to your room, you'll come back when you've finished your arm. That's what it does.

Starting point is 01:49:22 It teaches children who are adults in the past, Wow. They're uncomfortable, they're in need, they won't dare to express themselves. Wow! So they won't disturb the other, so they won't be fined or you know... Guilty! Woohoo! I do that! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! How many times have we been in the room, having a hard time listening to her speak and being like, Oh, is it that I don't feel good? No?

Starting point is 01:50:02 That, yes. You? It's like, we all relate with what she said, and she has a maternal voice that you're like, oh, is it my mother who's trying to get me to have limits? You want to go to your room? I want to get me to get shitted. No one.

Starting point is 01:50:17 We all lived it, it wasn't in our generation. Even when I say to my mother, like she said, when I say before I tell my mom, like she said, when I tell my sister that I'm learning how to speak French, she's like, Well, honestly, you're not dead. That's what she always tells me. You're okay. You're not dead.

Starting point is 01:50:35 You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead.

Starting point is 01:50:43 You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. You're not dead. Yeah, that's it! No, no, but like, there's nothing to do. I'm with Zurbik. My brothers are in the living room, there's nothing to do with my mom. It's like... You know, we can't say anything. Like...

Starting point is 01:50:55 Yes, but you're... It's generational. Yes, but you're okay. Yes, but you're happy. Yes, but you're... You know, there's always something to do. It's very difficult to have a communication. Hi, mom, I'm Renée. No, Mom, I love her too, she has other qualities.

Starting point is 01:51:05 You did a good job. She's not dead. She's not dead. She's not dead. Well, yes. She's not dead, I'm happy. I'm still dreaming tonight. Okay, we had a penis, I'm happy.

Starting point is 01:51:15 Hey! Hey, we have two penis. No, we have one good answer. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah. We're not letting go of our penis. Nico, she has a good one for us. Next question.

Starting point is 01:51:26 What oral sex guest marked Phil Roy and created beautiful conversations and interrogations with your blonde? It's me. It's me. If we're going to a session. I swear I listened to it. I was with my mother, we listened to it. I heard my voice, I heard my name. I was like, well, let's see. He called me and then I met him. I did you and your blonde. No, that's not true. I said, you and your blonde.

Starting point is 01:51:45 No, that's not true. But yeah, a little, but I didn't say it. Yes, it's me. I'm 100% sure. We'll go see the answer. I was going to say, Jonathan. I'm sure I followed you. Your podcast helps a lot of people. Mine included.

Starting point is 01:51:57 It's true! 100%. When you received... Sonia. Sonia. We, it had a discussion. Hey, I heard it randomly and I saw it. Yay!

Starting point is 01:52:11 Hey! Hey, Nathan. Yeah, whatever, Alex. You know, I... Okay. You wrote it down after that, right? I met him at your first game launch. After that. Hey, that's cool. And? We spoke in a very platonic way.

Starting point is 01:52:27 I'm impressed. But I thought it was beautiful, their openness to talk about it, to talk about it publicly too. I listened to it completely out of the blue, like with one ear, it was playing at our place. And then I heard my name. Me and my mom, we turned around, we looked at each other and we were like, Oh, that's so cool, oh my God. I listened to it in time, on my way to my first gala, and it was my uncle who said it, I was like a big fan.

Starting point is 01:52:47 It's so cool, man! I'm waiting. It's clear. Would you have a conversation on this? On the care services? Well, yes, me too. It would have generated a conversation, yes. Would you like to add your style?

Starting point is 01:53:05 Not to be so nervous. Actually, no, in my relationship. But I don't know. I don't know how my partner will flourish. Will we want to add that? Maybe. Adding them, it seems like a cross-exam is always a good avenue. Because it takes away all the problems

Starting point is 01:53:23 coming with joining a partner, welcoming someone in your couple. Tinder, meeting someone at a bar. There's always a lot of fear that comes with it, especially on the side of the woman in your couple. I'm not a mediator. Yes, I am. I'm a mediator. It's the fun in my job, especially with the couples. You brought me so many couples, girls, you didn't even say. It's so much fun in my life!

Starting point is 01:53:45 I'm just curious, did people come in couples? Did guys have to come because of their blonde hair? Yes, of course! Guys, we can hear you! Thank you for being here, it's really nice. We're very happy. Sonia is available tonight if she never... She didn't say that! Are you sure? I'm not sure.

Starting point is 01:54:06 I'm stuck for months. Let's see. I love couples. There's one guy. There's one guy. His hat, his kit, is he wearing a hat? He's like a guy in the head. His hat, his kit, is he wearing a chest? He's like a guy in the kit.

Starting point is 01:54:27 We want to see you. Let's see! He's so cool! You're so cool! His fur coat! You're like Joanie if he was a guy. Yeah! Wow!

Starting point is 01:54:44 Check that out! She told us about her sister. Denis is a guy! Yes! Wow! Oh my God! She met her sister! It's like looking in a mirror! Yes! Well, you have to laugh! We have the reaction like on her trip, like a 5-year-old child, we're like... Wow!

Starting point is 01:55:00 He's really cool! He's good! He's a great kid! Wow! Bravo. Hey, speaking of people, I had a little... There was a couple here tonight, I had to make a little parenthesis. I don't know if they're far away. There's a couple who were celebrating their honeymoon here, who wrote to me.

Starting point is 01:55:24 They said, hey, we celebrate our honey moon, I don't know, where are you? Where are you? Oh, you, what are you doing? Hey, you're crazy! Oh my God, the crowd! They're here! Impossible!

Starting point is 01:55:39 Hey, impossible! We should sing their favorite song. Oh, it's two women! Oh! We should sing their favorite song! Oh, it's two women! Hey, I have a gift for you for your birthday! So if you want to come here later, I have the sexpong I have for your party that I gave you. So big kiss, I hope you liked your party, Tabarouette. Oh, it's so cute! I'm so happy for you! So, big kisses, I hope you liked your evening at Barouette. Oh, it's so nice! I'm so happy for you!

Starting point is 01:56:08 Congratulations! It was crazy when they opened the door, it looked like I started that. Yeah, we saw the world, we were shocked. It's crazy because we see like 10 people in front of us. But you are a mean gang. Is it possible to open the doors? Can we look at it? Can we go through?

Starting point is 01:56:30 Just a little bit. Oh my god! It's crazy! Check this out! Check this out! Look at you! Look at you! Stop it, I'm going to fall! Oh, hello people in the room!

Starting point is 01:56:49 That's it, there's a couple of penis! There's a couple of penis! There's a million of them! Oh my god, impossible! Impossible, impossible! Oh my god! We're going to throw some... Hey, applaud yourselves, the gang, applaud yourselves.

Starting point is 01:57:04 Oh wow! Oh my sick! I love you all! I give you a kiss if you want to! It's all you! Look what you've built! It's all them! It's sick! It's sick!

Starting point is 01:57:33 Oh! Okay, sorry, it's not over yet, Tristan! Oh no! Is that something? Okay, question! Question! Yes, it was like? Okay, question! Question! Next question! Following the first episode with Laurent Turcot, what is a courtesan?

Starting point is 01:57:53 Oh! Me? Well, me? A transvestite. Again, Sonia is answering. A transvestite. No, no, it's a transvestite in the old days. Yes, yes, yes, we still use the term courtesan when we're afraid of words. Oh, well... There are many girls who use that term.

Starting point is 01:58:09 There's even a client who took me back a year. No, we don't say escort, we say courtesan. I'm like, I know more than you. I'm going to choose the word I want to use. Even though I consider myself a therapist, you know, it's my name on Instagram, therapist, there are many people who are afraid of it. I decide how I call myself.

Starting point is 01:58:25 I am a therapist. Yes! Woo! But if someone says, hey, you're a whore. There are only whores who have the right to call themselves whores. We always treat ourselves as whores, but it's freezing in the ears of the world. There are even d***s who don't like the term d***. In that case, you don't call them d***.

Starting point is 01:58:50 I have the right to say that word as often as I just said it, because I am a d***. But I love that word. I'm going to use it again. I was going to start my d***cast in Poland. Oh my god! Impossible! I use it in every way. I said, thanks to you girls, I'm going to give a podcaster in Poland.

Starting point is 01:59:06 A podcaster. A podcaster. Don't forget your word. I use it in sex, escort, whatever word you use. It always depends on the intention. Some people will use the word pod. In scenarios, humor, for example. I'm sorry to point you out, I'm not you.

Starting point is 01:59:23 In the numbers of words they will use it. It depends on the way you say it, the intention you have in saying it. A little bitch. What's sexy about it? I don't know why. I engaged a little bitch. It's like, hmmm. It's my wife. It depends on the intention.

Starting point is 01:59:40 Can we say, let's say I'm like, I'm feeling putain. Oh, that's wrong, I'm feeling putah? Oh, that's a good one. OK, perfect. Can you say I feel putah? If you don't talk about a sex worker without a putah and who has a bad intention, that's my definition. I don't talk about complete prostitution, clearly, but for me, it's like that.

Starting point is 01:59:58 I've already heard the word putah in some mouths and I didn't like it. Most of the time, it makes me laugh. But that's me. OK, but I understand, it reassures me, because when I went to Mexico, I was in my PPE, little Puta Era. I love that! I love it!

Starting point is 02:00:11 I'm going to make sure it's correct. Oh yes, it's okay. It's like a synonym for salop in those days. What is it? It's Quebec, correct? Puta Era. I was in my little Puta Era. Ah, I know, in my trip.

Starting point is 02:00:22 I bought myself a really G-string swimsuit and I was fucking looking forward to wearing it. I was like, woooo! You didn't really have sex with a lot of Mexicans? Absolutely not! Oh, I'm disappointed. No, I went to Mexico and it was a really nice trip, but I was there for the holidays. For those who follow me on the networks, I made a video about it. I got sick, I had diarrhea everywhere. Everywhere!

Starting point is 02:00:52 I fell in my week, it was disgusting. I was like a bomb in the pool. Oh my God! It was disgusting. I've never been so close to being a Napolitan ice cream. Really, it was disgusting. Your little shirt wouldn't have been so nice. In my little shirt.

Starting point is 02:01:11 Oh, really? You weren't afraid it would come out? Every second, yes, I was afraid it would come out. I would have put on a big panty, just to be sure. No. But Pouta era, it seems that since the word Pouta is in Spanish, it sounds less intense. Yet it's the literal definition. It's really the same word in that word. It's the same word with an A, so it sounds exotic, I imagine.

Starting point is 02:01:32 But yeah, they use it more in Spanish than in French. So finally, the answer, courtesan, would be... That's where we were! Courtesan is a word from the Middle Ages, but some people use it. It's exactly that. It's a skirt that was intended for the richest people in society. For the richest? To give the point to the team of Juventus. A what?

Starting point is 02:01:55 A short skirt. A short skirt? It's funny. I've never heard that word. A short skirt. A girl from the I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to describe my job. But the gorgandine taste... Gorgandine? Gorgandine, I think it sounds like a Viennese food. I want to eat some! The gorgandine doesn't have any in it. The gorgandine doesn't have any in it.

Starting point is 02:02:38 Perfect. So that's the difference. Like a gorgandine. I add that word to my vocabulary immediately. Immediately. It will understand, but my vocabulary is a mess. How do you know that? Yes! Gorgandine. Gourguerre, tell us.

Starting point is 02:03:14 I don't know if you've answered the question. I answered an inside. Gourguerre, it's an inside. Perfect. Next question. We're already at the last question. I don't want to sell a punch, Next question! We're already at the last question. Ah, no! I don't want to sell a punch, but it's extremely serious. This point is important.

Starting point is 02:03:34 Sonia is taking this very seriously. What is the wild thing that Marilyn Gendron from the podcast Everyone Knows about that is already masturbated? A black thing? Wild Wild Intense Ah! You know! I know! A hair brush

Starting point is 02:03:55 Ah! Is that it? Let's see the answer Probably a hair brush Ah! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my gosh! No, but it's a little bit of brush.

Starting point is 02:04:08 Okay, not the hairs of the brush. Yes, the hairs, exactly. Ah, yes, it's the fun of the podcast. Wow! It's the fun of the podcast. It's true that it's the fun of the podcast. Well, you won! Yes! It's true that it's not a question, it's not a question. Well, you won! We are the champions! We are the champions!

Starting point is 02:04:48 We are the champions! We are the champions! Oh my God! Next! Congratulations! Presenting the T-Shirt! Yes! I thought it was this.

Starting point is 02:05:06 No, no, no, it's not beautiful. Not me? No. Check this out. You, check this out. Yeah, I'm not throwing it very well. I'm sorry. I don't know which one.

Starting point is 02:05:19 I think you already have this one. You already have the womanizer. I have about 18. Perfect. You, it's going to be you. You, it's going my Womanizer. I have about 18. Perfect. You, it's going to be you. You, it's going to be you. I have a couple too. Really? But honestly, honestly, I'm going to leave it to the chalet.

Starting point is 02:05:34 It's going to change your life. It's going to change your life. Exactly. That's it for today. The Womanizer today, I'm going to talk about it at the same time. Décour, what's the C? Okay. Because we have aécour, what's C? Because we have a little trauma, that's why.

Starting point is 02:05:48 We'll talk about it later. Oh! Yes! My God! Welcome! Welcome to the magician! What's the magician? Oh, we love that.

Starting point is 02:06:03 I have the impression that it could also take my temperature. Oh! Really? It could also. OK, well, it's up to you. OK, so explain what it is. I don't want to talk anymore. It's making fun of me.

Starting point is 02:06:15 Oh, well, it seems to be... Oh, yes, Feno and Christine Morancy. I don't know what I can... Oh, yes, Feno and Christine. Christine, to Solémy. To Solémy, yeah, yeah, clearly. Okay, the dog's mask is a kind of three-in-one. You have a bra that says here on the mameleons that you can use.

Starting point is 02:06:34 You have air pulse. There, the girls are really jealous. Oh, well, there. Okay, but wait, we're going to give the dog a place. I don't have it. No. Do you want a womanizer? Yes. Okay, that's nice. Oh, well, now we're going to give the dog a place. No! Do you want a womanizer? Yes!

Starting point is 02:06:47 Ok, that's nice. I was just interested to see what the other one had. That's vaginal, so you can do vaginal too. You have no more air, you have only one 3 in 1. I put 3 vaginas at the same time, that's crazy. That's amazing. So bravo, I wanted to give you a... You won the same. I can see that. Even if you lost.

Starting point is 02:07:06 Yeah. Oh, well, yes. But I wouldn't force myself. You're at a price of participation. Yes, yes, yes. As soon as we can mature, we are winners. Yes, you're right. We're always winners.

Starting point is 02:07:14 Is that... It would be the end of the show, right? I don't know. But it doesn't make me... Okay. It's because we have a little something that we want to tell you after. But first, I want to thank you for being here. Thank you.

Starting point is 02:07:22 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you show if you think about it. Yes, but I don't know. It doesn't make me feel... Ok, it's because we have something to tell you after. But first of all, thank you all for coming. Thank you to Place des Arts for the welcome. Thank you to our incredible guests. Maddoth, who has a delicious appearance.

Starting point is 02:07:44 Liliane Sonnier, thank you, you are extraordinary. You are so kind, thank you for your generosity, for your patience, for your love, for being there for you. I know it's beautiful, there are shows everywhere, there are so many things happening, and you chose to be there with us and it touches us. We are so grateful and we will never take it from Saint Sacrament de Vie for those I love. Thank you! Welcome to the official Patreon sexual orale platform. I'm here! I'm here! I arrived!

Starting point is 02:08:17 I'm a teenager! What can you expect from our Patreon platform? It's live shows that we've never shown to anyone, that you'll be able to see. You'll be able to ask questions for guests who come. You'll see one bonus podcast per month. Sometimes it's live shows, sometimes it's just us here who jam. After the podcasts that we're going to have recorded, we'll go directly to Patreon to film after shows. Announcements in advance, tickets, access to live shows. No matter what you choose, like whatever, we thank you in advance. It's a big difference for sexual orientation.

Starting point is 02:08:51 It's something that grows, it's our baby. We're proud, we're happy. Yeah, and that's it. Thank you so much! A production of Studio SF.

Sexe Oral - Live à la place des Arts avec Math Duff, Sonia Von Sacher & Lilianne Blanco-Binette

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.