Sexe Oral - LIVE - On est nostalgiques avec Zoé Duval et Pascale de Blois
Episode Date: May 15, 2025Les propos exprimés dans ce podcast relèvent d’expériences et d’opinions personnelles dans un but de divertissement et ne substituent pas les conseils d’un.e sexologue ou autre professionnel ...de la santé. Cette semaine sur le podcast, on vous sort notre show sur le thème de la nostalgie enregistré le 18 janvier dernier à Gatineau avec nulle autre que Zoé Duval et Pascal de Blois comme invité(e)s. Du premier kick au secondaire jusqu'aux fantasmes de jeunesse en passant par les scènes de films qui ont éveillé leur sexualité… on ne censure rien! Au programme: - Les premiers crushs (réels et célèbres) - Le bal, les robes de princesse et les faux chums en plastique - Le moment exact de l’éveil sexuel - Un jeu “Connais-tu ton/ta BFF” - Les discussions les plus franches sur la sexualité : porn, relations ouvertes, trip à trois, pet de noun… - Et oui, un potin ou deux (ou dix) Pour suivre Zoé: https://www.instagram.com/zozoduval/ Pour suivre Pascale: https://www.instagram.com/pascaledeblois/ Le podcast est présenté par Éros et Compagnie Utiliser le code promo : SEXEORAL pour 15% de rabais sur https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/ Les jouets dont les filles parlent: https://www.erosetcompagnie.com/page/podcast Le podcast est présenté par Oxio. Pour plus d'informations: https://oxio.ca/ Code promo pour essayer Oxio gratuitement pendant un mois: SEXEORAL L'épisode de cette semaine est présenté par Dose Juice. Pour plus d'informations rendez-vous sur https://go.dosejuice.com/sexeoral 20% de rabais sur votre première commande en ligne avec le code : SEXEORAL ---- Pour collaborations: partenariats@studiosf.ca Pour toutes questions: sexeoral@studiosf.ca Pour suivre les filles sur Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sexeoralpodcast Pour contacter les filles directement, écrivez-nous sur Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sexeoral.podcast/
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Good podcast! Thank you Oxxio! Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for your hosts, Lisanne Nadeau and Joanie Grenier! My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I could teach you, but I have to charge
Do you want it?
The thing that makes me
Put the guys go crazy for It's the first time they're seeing us live. Ah! Thank you very much.
And who else is already here to see us live?
Wow.
Okay, thank you.
Is it Patreon?
The Patreon line, thank you very much.
We have a great show, we have extraordinary guests tonight.
We're really looking forward to showing them to you.
But before, Joannie, I'd like you to tell me about your kit. It's a great show, we have some extraordinary guests tonight. We're really looking forward to showing them to you.
But before, Joannie, I'd like you to tell me about your kit.
Well, I changed my mind.
Earlier, I was supposed to be in the Tokyo Gryph, or I don't know what...
The car thing.
Rapid and dangerous.
Because for me, the 2000s is it was a big part of Rapid et dangereux.
In my youth, I had a Civic,
a S-C with pink lights,
a Vitec,
and I loved driving.
Do you know what Vitec means?
Pop le Vitec.
It means...
Power Clutch.
What does it mean, Power Clutch?
It means when you go fast without pressing the clutch.
It requires a lot of discipline.
Okay.
I knew it.
So you told yourself, I'm going to dress up, I want tech power clutch, Tokyo Drift.
Yes, like you know the girl who's like in the middle and who does like...
Like, I want to be her.
Because I was tripping on those girls.
I understand.
They do almost nothing,
but their work is essential.
Essential, huh? Yeah. You? What's your inspiration?
Listen, if I really had a chance to dress up in the 2000s, I would have been...
Have some of you ever listened to New York Minute with the Olsen twins?
You know, one of them is a little grumpy.
I was her, my idol.
But today it's more like Lindsay Lohan in Confession of a Young Diva.
My references are maybe a little far away.
So yeah, that's it.
I said you look like Jillo.
Like fucking...
I'm gonna take it.
I really want to take it, so I'm gonna take it. Well, I really want to take it, so I'm gonna take it.
Do you remember the first celebrity crush
when you were a teenager?
Your first erotic dreams with a celebrity.
Captain Jack Sparrow.
I was him. You said, crotté.
I think that's crotté.
Yeah, no, he's crotté.
I liked that too.
I think we had more in common than we thought.
I think we always liked crotté.
You and me, you talk.
Not you and Johnny Depp.
You don't like Johnny Depp?
What I was going to tell you, what's crazy, is that my first erotic dream was with Orlando Bloom.
But for me, it was Legolas in The Lord of the Rings.
The beautiful big blonde wig.
I was 8 years old and I thought it was Legolas.
No, no.
Legolas is the...
The big ears.
Oh, the blond one?
Well, he plays in the Caribbean Pirates, but not Johnny Depp the other one.
Except that I didn't want to play in the Caribbean Pirates.
I wanted to play as an elf.
Ah, ok, so it's the blonde elf.
Yes, the blonde elf.
He's clean.
He's clean.
I was the one who pooped.
I wanted to be thrown around.
You wanted to be thrown around.
Oh, yeah. Did you like the little elves?
Apparently, but it really happened.
I'll tell you.
But it's true that he was inspiring.
He was dominant,
and it looks like he knew what he was doing.
Hey, I just want to say...
Oh, yes, it's weird.
Excuse me, it just appeared, I want to change position.
Oh, there's light in addition.
Close that.
I'm alone in my living room, please.
It's true that it's stressful.
I just want to mention something.
The people who weren't there at the last show,
you didn't see them.
My brother, who makes the excerpts,
whom I deeply hate,
told me earlier,
I changed the teaser,
you'll see, you'll be happy, you'll like it.
I was like, thank you, Foul, in April-Temps. But in the end, you'll see, you'll be happy, you'll love it. I was like, thank you so much for taking the time, and all that.
But in the end, what changed is that he put the end where Lisandre is on the bull,
and we look like a diva.
And me, after I'm on the bull, I'm not able to get on the bull.
But I just want to tell you that I was extremely good on the job.
I just want to say that it's really not representative of reality.
In reality, I rocked.
And Joannie was fucking hot and we saw the three quarters of her ass.
She was wearing like tiny shorts.
You know?
Well, no, it's really because it's your brother who does the editing.
It's a dirty shit. I hate it to die.
Absolutely. That's what shit room. I have the AI to die. Absolutely.
That's what I'm caught with.
My brother and I are annoying.
I'm going to have a shit extract that will come out.
The week after, I swear to you, I'm going to be like...
the worst on the extract.
He's going to make puns so I look like a no-no.
You know, already there that...
It's his fault if you thought that...
The Australian was in Canada.
He's the one who did an editing! He did an editing!
I said...
I didn't say that.
You never said that.
No, I didn't.
I understand.
And let's say that while you were stripping on Gene Depp,
did you have a guy at your school who you were stripping on?
Because he made you think of Gene Depp?
Or just a guy you were stripping on? Who was it? Because they made you think of John Depp or something?
Or just a guy on a small room. Who was he? Who was he? Do you remember? What was his name?
What was he? Where does he live?
Well, in the Valtrye.
You really have a problem with the Valtrye.
Well, if you go to the house where we live.
I understand, but he comes from everywhere.
But no, but who lives in the Valtrye here?
No one.
Have you ever slept with Joannie?
Because after what she said, she slept with everyone in the Valtryek.
No, no.
I said I sucked a lot of people in the Valtryek.
Do you have a penis?
It's not fair.
You don't have a penis, you're right.
No, it's not fair.
No, I was saving myself when I slept.
Ok.
But you?
Yes, you.
Well, I was Sébastien Gagné.
Oh, OK, you say his name.
Are you there, Sébastien?
My impossible love.
Sébastien was my whole primary.
You were the main one.
It's beautiful, big blue eyes.
And when, but that's the thing.
You know, we all have memories that you think about and that you taste.
I would shoot three bullets in your head.
You can't say that. I said, what do you think when it's a gun?
You want to...
Well, yes.
When my parents separated, I thought it was the best opportunity...
Why are you saying that? I don't get it.
I'll explain.
I'll explain. My parents left and and I thought it was the best opportunity to make sure that Sébastien
loves me.
So the first person I called when my father told me your mother left, it was Sébastien
who called to tell him my parents left.
I found his number in the phone box.
I never talked about my life to that guy.
I called him to tell him that.
By saying maybe he'll tell me he loves me.
It's the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life.
I was 11. I still think about that day, I want to kill him.
Did he...
Well, it's not like I told you, but...
Well, I'm sure he was like, well, my God, these guys are annoying.
And then he says, like, who are you? Well, like God, it's in my pocket. Like, let's not remind you. And then you say, like, who are you?
Well, like...
Stop it.
Well, yes, it's fucking embarrassing, but...
Poor Sebastien.
Hey, the boot was practical, for example.
Yeah.
You know...
It looks like his mother was Natalie.
Stop it.
Natalie.
Stop it.
Anyway, we can stop using the ostinatio and invite our...
Let's say it in the mouth. No, wait. Okay. Did we have a dog? I know you, I... Stop it! Can we stop using the Jésus! Julienne who finds people's topics!
People really like you! Thank you Julienne!
Are you comfortable on stage?
You were full-body, Jue!
You did well!
Yeah!
No one saw you!
Well, cheers!
Cheers! Well, excuse me.
Well, no, there's no point.
Cheers! Cheers!
Ok, well no.
So today, the theme is nostalgia.
We're going to remember the first times.
And we're going to see the first times.
You'll see.
We have little things for you.
Are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Yes.
Do you want to...
Are you the one who does that?
OK, no, I can do it.
Yes, you're good.
Well, without further ado, we're we'll bring in our two incredible guests.
You all love them.
You may have discovered them on TikTok.
You may have discovered them on Big Brother Celebrity.
We invite you to join us on stage, Pascal and Zozo. I never wanna hear you scream
Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you scream
I don't wanna get away
Hello!
Hello! Oh my God! Hello! Look at our crowd, how crazy they are! I never got away Okay, that's not true. We had seen the memo that we had to dress up
otherwise it would have been a mess.
We arrived here, they told us you had the memo.
We were like, what memo?
We're not dressed up in the dress code.
She told us, well, I put it in the story,
I thought you were going to see it.
Oh!
I said, she said it in the story,
I thought everyone was listening to the stories.
I really thought someone in the team would have known.
Anyway...
It's not my job!
Anyway...
Thank you for being here. I would like to know, who was your celebrity crush when you were young?
Let's say we bring it up to you.
Okay, go ahead.
I was the actress who played Romeo and Juliet, she had two huge nipples.
It's funny because my hair doesn't look like her today.
It changed your hair style.
Yes, it's like her that I did, like, ok, I'm able to band.
Really?
Yes, it's crazy.
Stop it!
How old were you?
Like 8 or 9 years old?
It was the 5 that made it.
A love for the 8 years old.
Yes, it's funny.
Wow!
I was the guy in Pitch Perfect.
I hope you know who I'm talking about.
The one who sings in a group a cappella.
Today, I tell myself, if there was a team called Acapella in my secondary school,
would that be called Lose Your Call?
But on TV, I was like, wow!
And in the second, when they sing
Lollipop by Micah,
and he's like, suck on my lollipop,
I was like, oh my god,
I have the clitoris pulsing.
That's when I learned that it was pulsing a clitoris.
Does it make the same effect when you listen to it again today?
Oh no! We have my video! Oh my god!
Ok, you'll see what I mean.
He's sleeping!
Oh my god! Ok you'll see what I mean. He's sleeping!
I have a bad feeling about this. Wait wait wait. I'm so in love with you I'm so in love with you I'm so in love with you I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you
I'm so in love with you I'm like, I don't know what he's doing.
You know, you have to turn it up.
I'm going to turn it up.
Yeah, yeah, it's...
You know...
So you listen to this and you're like...
I hear his clitoris here.
I don't know what got me.
When I listened to it, I admit it was less hot than I remember.
It's just a gang of guys who spend too much time together,
who make harmonies and backflips.
But at the time, it was looking for my biggest dream.
When I was in primary school, I was called to the intercom and basically everyone was like,
Hey, we're leaving school, come back with us,
I'm going to be a singer.
It never happened.
I had to stay at school.
Did you try singing?
I tried.
No.
I wanted to pursue a musical career. I practiced in my shower,
and my dad was just screaming,
Stop screaming, you bastard!
I was like, okay, it's not my vocation.
Oh...
We really have a similar experience in singing.
It's true.
Lots of good intentions, but...
My dad was always laughing,
saying, I don't want to sing.
Oh, yeah, so maybe that's why you're not singers. Absolutely. My father laughed every time. I don't want to sing.
Maybe that's why you're not a singer.
Absolutely.
She has singles that came out.
But my father found it funny in Tabarna.
He's super proud.
But he found it funny.
Because he remembers it.
I remember the lyrics.
I have a kick on my neighbor.
Hey, seriously, we're gonna change.
I have a...
No!
My God.
Just saying that didn't make me feel good.
Did you have a Sebastien Gagné?
Who is that?
I told him earlier about my kick.
I called him when my parents got married.
Oh, the guy.
Yes, I had one. I remember I said that.
I had one called Malik Ticourt.
What's his name?
Malik Ticourt.
He was so small and he ran so fast.
Wait, is that really his name?
That's really his name.
Stop it!
He had a nice tanned weather, little freezes.
I like people who move a lot.
Well, it seems...
Yes!
If he could sing me a tune in Capella, I would have a ring on my finger today.
Malik, if you listen to this...
No, actually, there was a DM to my sister this year, so it should be at 16.
Impossible.
It's not a problem.
We're greeting him.
I have a question that's burning my tongue.
You have a podcast, ok?
You don't talk so much about sexuality.
It depends on the school.
Ok, but you don't have a lot.
When did you decide to come here?
Did you hesitate to come here to reveal your sexuality?
I was like, hey, it's like the 600th episode, we were waiting for the invitation!
We were like, well, let's see...
Well, you're going to come to the studio too, so...
What?
You're going to come to the studio too, so...
Well, yes, we can.
Ok, well, then...
Julia, please!
Julia, please!
The bouquet, that's the Come on, come on. Julia, please. Julia, please. Do we have that?
That's the blonde girl who came earlier.
Are you the one in charge of our wall fit?
I think someone is there.
It won't be her.
We'll write you personally before we go.
No, we were happy to come.
Yes, my guy, so much.
We're little pigs, we just don't say it.
It's time to unveil it.
It's happening.
Cool.
I'm so happy.
And tonight we have crushing games to play with it. Yeah, it's happening. Cool, I can't wait. And tonight, we have some awesome games to play with you.
Lots of stuff.
But before...
Yes?
I want to know what you looked like
when Malik was around you.
Would you have a little diaporama of us, Nicole?
Okay!
Ah!
That's us all in our... In our base? We're not allowed to take pictures for us, Nicole. Okay! Ah!
That's all of us in our balls.
Who's that?
She's a little bit on the right side.
There's one who's not in her ball.
It's you!
No one asked me to go to my ball.
My ball is like, one and a half years old.
Wait a minute.
Who's that with the blue shirt?
It's me. I don't even recognize her. Who's the one with the blue shirt? Is that you?
It's me. It's Pascale.
I don't even recognize her.
I don't recognize her, but it was last year.
I was very...
on Tumblr when I was in high school.
I wanted to be the fan who had too many retrican filters
and full of mystery.
And the one with the big red dress, is that you too? No. Who is that?
Who is the big red dress?
It's me.
Fuck off!
It's not me who wears the dress, but it's my friend who accompanied me.
Do you have something?
It looks like she's naked.
Oh, it's sequins.
Yeah, it's true that it's not her.
It looks like she's naked.
Hey, Joannie, special mention to your dress.
It's a red dress.
It's a red dress.
It's a red dress.
It's a red dress. It's a red dress. It's a red dress. It's a straw! Yeah, it's true that it's not a straw. It looks like a ball.
Joannie, a special mention for your dress.
It's a dress, I mean,
all my family,
I had watched my ball and my wedding
which are the two most important things in my life.
Before, like, everything.
I could die and it would be less serious.
And not having to do my ball and my wedding.
I understand.
And, because if I die, I'll have another life, so I'll be able to do my ball again.
So it's less serious for me.
I'll believe in reincarnation.
So the dress, I'll just tell you a special mention.
I looked on Google, I wrote Princess Ball Dress.
And there I saw this dress with a mannequin.
I clicked and I said, mom, that's the one I want.
I don't care where she was in the world.
And she was at...
Saint-Eustache?
No!
Hey, it was far away. It was like six hours drive.
Well, let's see.
It was a wedding dress. It weighed 30 pounds.
Well, let's see.
All my shirt is cut embroidered to buy it.
Holy shit!
It's the dress...
I wouldn't sell it.
It's a crime.
It's a crime.
It's a crime in its life.
Ok, we can stop there please.
Oh, Zouzou!
Hey, Zou, hey!
Are you cute, Zou?
Well no, he's not cute.
We look like goulots.
We're dancing.
We're not crazy.
We're dancing.
We're dancing.
We're dancing.
We're dancing. We're dancing. We're dancing. We're dancing. We're dancing. Oh, Zouzou! Hey, Zou, hey! You're so cute, Zou!
Well, no, he's not cute, he looks like Golou.
We don't have a dick!
Oh!
Well, let's see!
No, no, it's his daughter.
Cool! Oh, little girl!
She's not my best one.
Was it at that time that you were talking about the girl?
Oh, well...
That was after...
There was an evolution.
I discovered Timothée Chalamet. There, you were the experience of putting on a shawl.
There, you were putting on a shawl.
I understand.
We can see it in the glasses.
Yeah, it was there.
No, it's good.
Hey, your little carrot skirt!
Yeah, I was going to a private college.
This shirt, we can print it.
It's not serious.
Okay, that's because
I wanted to show the love of Lizanne and I for the monkeys.
Was it Cuba, you too?
It's the first picture I took with a monkey in my life.
That's where I developed my love for monkeys.
And it was in Cuba?
Yes.
We were maybe there at the same year.
We were maybe next to each other when we took that picture.
But then I decided not to encourage that.
Because the monkey, he...
I'm against taking his life to do that.
So now I'm not doing that anymore.
It's crazy how you're the same.
Well no.
And I'm not.
You're not the same person anymore.
Well, it's not just injections in your partner.
No, but Chris is right, please.
No, I don't agree. I don't agree. You don't agree, you don't agree. I don't agree. You're beautiful.
I don't agree.
Our first love!
No, no, no, wait.
Wait, is that you?
Who's down there?
Wait, I have to say, it's the funniest thing I've ever said.
No, it's so cringe, I hate myself.
When I was in high school, I wanted to show that I was holding a girl.
No, it's not true.
Is that a fake photo?
No, no, no.
No, no, it's very true.
I posted that.
I published it.
But is there anything weird with this photo?
Well, let's see.
It's a mannequin from the green carpool.
Impossible.
No.
Impossible.
It's a guy, well, a mannequin that doesn't move.
Impossible. That even... Impossible. No. Impossible. It's a guy, like a mannequin that doesn't move.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Wow.
I hate myself.
I put this on.
I put this on like...
Soft lunch.
So good.
I didn't have chum, I didn't have riz, I was making slime in my garage.
I had brush, nobody was talking to me, I was in the theater troupe.
It wasn't going at all.
It's fucking convincing, I would never have...
No, it's not.
I thought about it, I had the idea.
It's really a good idea.
I put it in black and white so that it doesn't appear that way.
No skin color.
It's really a good idea.
Wow!
Hey, it's incredible.
I found you artistic, but not that much.
Really.
Liz, who is it?
His first shot?
It's Antoine.
Who are you?
It was Antoine. Who was it?
It was Sébastien.
I was black and brown!
You're crazy, you're weird.
Is this our first job?
Yes.
Nicole?
Who was in McDonald's?
What was your first job?
This isn't a picture of me at all.
It was a picture of me at all at my job.
It was a picture of me at the night of the 100th day.
Oh, you just wanted to show off that you're a volunteer?
You don't look young. You're the same.
Yeah, yeah. I have the same hair length right now.
You could have told me,. I would have said yes.
You wouldn't have.
Where did you work?
Well, guess.
I don't know.
I didn't put on my glasses.
I went to McDonald's.
Oh yeah?
I don't see.
I loved every second I worked at McDonald's.
Really?
What was it like?
Everything. It smelled good.
Wait, where was it?
It was at the Hermouski's McDonald's. Okay, it smelled good. It smelled good. Wait, where was it? It was at McDonald's.
Ok, it smelled good.
It smelled good.
And then you take off all the clothes that are hanging on your boots with a butter knife in place.
I liked that.
It's like pressing buttons. It's the same principle. It's satisfying.
Well yes.
Anyway, it's okay.
Did you work long?
I don't know.
It's been too long.
Skip.
Oh.
I want that.
Oh Liz.
Yes.
Okay, tell us Liz, your poster.
It's very funny.
I don't want to.
No, it's very good.
Did you trip on Twilight or are you too jealous?
Oh yes.
Yes.
Okay, can we do a Team Edward, Team Jacob?
Team Edward!
Team Jacob!
You're already Edward!
Well, I was clearly Team Jacob.
Oh, yes, we can see that.
In the flat.
Oh, is it embarrassing?
That's what it should be like after calling Sebastian.
A drama queen. It's gonna be right after we call Sebastian. Wow. Oh!
A drama queen.
You haven't changed your look.
You know, Joanie...
I'm gonna do some dance.
I'm a dancer.
I'm a dancer.
I'm gonna do some dance.
I'm not done dancing that fast.
Impossible!
You put that picture there, I'm so happy!
It's because... it doesn't look... no, but you can put it back.
No, no, it's okay.
Oh, well, yes.
No, but I wanted to explain it.
Well, we have...
Oh, okay.
It's perfect.
It's over, my friend. Thank you.
Hey, I'm sorry if it was painful for everyone.
You should go see it on my Facebook.
Is it a bit like when someone shows you his phone
and shows you all his pictures and you're like...
Yeah, that's my guy.
Josh is in the room somewhere.
Hi Josh.
Make a noise, Josh.
Oh, he's so cute.
He may have been shocked.
He's in the mood, he's going to show his dog.
We love him.
I know it's disgusting, people who do that.
If that was it, I'm really sorry.
But we have something else we want to show you.
Is that fucking water?
We saw the sexual awakening scene in facial.
We would like to see yours.
Would it be possible, Nicole,
I apologize if I sent you that quickly without warning.
We have planned a small scene for you.
Oh my gosh, what is that?
That's hardcore. Oh my gosh, what's that? That's hardcore!
It's a fashion.
Oh my god, I hope everyone is...
Do we really see his dick?
Open your eyes, what's that?
I'm so relaxed.
Do we see everything?
Huh?
No, no, no.
Is it pig?
Yes, it's pig.
Only one view.
Well...
Oh my god.
I've never seen that.
Well, see...
Snorkeling? Snorke, look at that. Is that a turtle?
A turtle on a peach.
What was that?
Do you think Kylie touched herself while watching that?
Wow, that's a giraffe.
Yeah.
That's it?
It's like a letter.
After that scene, her boyfriend That's it? He's like a letter, huh? No, but it's because after that, there's this scene there.
After that, basically, his boyfriend eats the peach.
He likes it too much and he eats it.
So there, it's double hardcore.
Do you know?
Did you read it?
Yes.
Ah, okay, that's hard.
But how long did it take for the peach to be there?
I don't know.
I don't have the information.
You ask me.
That's it.
There, he does it with his fishing friend?
Oh, ok, ok, ok.
That's fun, for example.
I'm in.
I didn't know there was a fruit involved.
I didn't know there was a fruit involved.
I know it's a cannibal.
He doesn't want to eat it.
Then don't fight.
Is he going to force him to eat the pinch?
No, he's forcing him not to eat it.
But it's because it's an adaptation of the book.
Because in the book he eats his shit.
Yes, yes, it's true!
The book is scatophilic.
Who eats shit?
Who?
The gentleman who eats the shit from Timo?
It's Two Boys One Cup.
Two Boys One Cup.
She's the one who doesn't say it.
I just remembered.
No, but it's true.
I remember you were reading it and you were like,
No, but that wasn't my sexual awakening.
It wasn't in the movie.
That's what we said.
No, that scene, yes, not in the book.
Ok, but the question that still burns my lips.
Did you try any fish afterwards?
No.
You hesitated.
No, no, no.
We're not going to judge. I'm waiting for that.
No, no, 100%. I've never tried any fish.
Maybe other fruits and vegetables.
But that, I'm stopping there. Hey, beautiful!
Not a peach.
A peach is big as well.
Subtle flex?
I don't judge anyone.
Did you do it with a pear?
No, but you look like you know that.
No, but more like a long one.
A short one.
Spaghetti.
Well, there. Oh! A little spagetti.
Well, there.
It's not funny.
A little spagetti.
Joanie, you, your scene.
Hey!
Do you want to put the scene in Joanie's?
Well, I wanted to know, for sure.
Everyone knows it.
I was shushing, it really made an effect on me.
Go ahead.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, yes.
Wait, it's in between.
I can't believe it.
This guy, he's beyond John and Dan.
They all look like dresses to the man.
All three of them. All three of them.
And he also surprised us with the bow.
I saw his butt. I was like, oh my god.
But it was so short!
I had to move it back all the time.
Because I didn't have time to do my stuff.
I had to move it back all the time.
Like the end with...
Because I always had him, clearly.
When he was digging in a good beginning.
When he... Look, it's him.
It was my wake up call, I think.
It was him before Johnny Depp.
You, my beautiful, what was your wake up call?
There, he put a scene. And because of that, I really imagined that I was going to move to Cuba,
and that I was going to meet a Cuban, and that we were going to dance together.
And that I was going to develop a great love story.
But you know, what we can understand from my little stories,
is that I was really a drama queen.
So that's what I wanted to show you.
It's really not like...
It's a bit of a shame to hear that in a bar.
Gang, it's nothing.
But it's like...
If the show could stop here, I would have cried.
That's it, I thought it was so hot.
But it looks like a rat too rat with a recluse.
All our boys are rats.
He's beautiful in his underwear.
She's crazy.
I want someone to take me like that.
She's crazy.
She's smiling.
She's crazy.
She's crazy.
She's crazy. She's crazy. Oh, it's all over. Oh, it's all over, is that true? Yes, it's all over. I just started being good. Anyway.
Well, there should be a 2 above, but just with the end of the dance.
Yes.
You know, because they stopped the dance.
I understand.
But my real sexual awakening is Amanda Bynes in She's the Man.
I'm just saying.
Yes.
Well, that's enough.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I understand. But my real sexual life is Amanda Bynes in the man's house.
I was just saying.
That's enough.
That's enough.
Enough talking about us.
Now it's over.
Me and Joannie, we don't say anything else.
Now it's going to be one.
Do you know your outfit?
It's going to be you.
We want to know who knows each other better. So we would like chairs in the front please. Your or your outfit is done. Woohoo! It's gonna be you.
We want to know who knows better than the other.
So we'd like to ask for chairs in the front, please.
I don't know who we're asking.
We're bringing the chairs.
We're bringing the chairs.
We're interrupting today's podcast because Auction has a question for us, Joanie.
Ah, for me or...?
No, for us, really, like the two of us.
Okay. Thank you.
The question is, what was the role of the Internet in the early years of Sex Oral?
Well, the Internet is clearly the cause of the Internet that primarily there. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to listen to it.
It would be really uncomfortable.
It would be sad. We wouldn't be able to listen to it.
It would exist. We would have filmed it, but we wouldn't have been able to post it.
So it would have been a beautiful masterpiece, hidden from everyone.
Yes, that's right.
We wouldn't have had a community either, because we can answer to our community.
We can have a commitment rate too.
It's thanks to the internet that we exist. We can share on many different platforms,
many different things about what's happening in the sector.
The fact that, you know, the ear-to-ear, the fact that it's accessible.
Hey, just TikTok, the fact that we went on TikTok,
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Okay, it's up to you.
It's up to you.
For real.
Thank you.
Okay, perfect.
Now, yes, you choose who takes the penis
and who takes the vulva.
I'm at ease to take the penis.
You're at ease? Perfect.
Oh.
So, Zoe, penis it will be.
Go. Okay. Perfect. Oh yeah, we get up from under and you... So, Zoe, penis, it will be. Go.
Ok.
Perfect.
Oh yeah, we get up from the bottom and then...
So, ok.
That's why it's so simple.
Ok, perfect.
So, you show the genital organ of the person who answers the questions.
Perfect.
Perfect.
It's so clear.
It's so clear.
It's like having a It's so clear. She has a child, moreover.
We understood.
I repeat, no, perfect.
Who is the most annoying?
The old one.
It's definitely the old one.
Oh yes, the two hundred years old on that.
I think I'm going to go there.
I want to know who it is.
Me too.
OK, perfect.
Show them.
Look, do that.
Yes, give me that.
To the audience.
I'm really looking forward to knowing who it is.
I can't wait to see you.
I'm going to go to the audience.
I'm going to go to the audience.
I'm going to go to the audience.
I'm going to go to the audience. I'm going to go to the audience. I'm going to go to the audience. I'm going to go to the audience. I'm do it. To the audience.
I can't wait to know who's going to...
I can't wait to see you scream under the bus.
Who would have the most tendency to accept a collab
of a product that they or they hate for the cash?
I know you're going to say me, I'm going to say him.
I just want to say that the first collab she was in, she called me one day and said,
Hey, I have a collab.
I'm like, oh my god, we're becoming influencers.
She's like, yes, it's to remove the ear wax.
I'm like, I have to convince her, I'm not lying.
No, okay.
She doesn't have it anymore.
Okay, it was...
Oh, that's good.
It's a giant earwax cure, it was... It's a giant earlobe. It was an electric earlobe.
And I was...
I started in high school, you know, I was wrapping groceries at the IGA, I was getting
pissed off.
Ten thousand dollars for an earlobe.
I was like, oh, moral dilemma.
I didn't do it, but I thought about it.
That's what I was dreaming of.
I just had to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it.
I was like, wow, I'm going to do it. I was like, wow, I'm going to do it. I was like, wow, I'm going to do it. I was like, wow, I'm going to do it. I was like, wow. A dilemma, a moral one. I didn't do it!
But I thought about it.
I was sure I was dreaming about it.
I was just saying.
At 14, that means?
I was 16.
1000$ is the same.
1000$ was like 3 months at the IGA.
For an earring.
Yes, you did it. I didn't do it. I judged myself and I was like, a cure, right? Yes. You did it.
Well, I didn't do it.
I judged and I was like, who knows what's up with these cops.
These fucking cops, I didn't even think about it.
Who would most likely go on a date to have a free dinner?
Honestly, I'd say both.
It would be so much more of a date than me.
Yeah, but I paid.
For real. It was like a running gag.
I was like, well...
You're making another expense.
Well, that's it.
Did you pay for both or like...
Well, for the five dates in my week, basically.
Yeah, that was...
Sometimes it was the morning and another evening.
No, no, that's not true.
A coffee and a soup.
Wait, I saw him earlier.
He's here! I knew I was going to find him!
I saw a guy trying to hide from his face that I found him!
Who is the most open-minded person in bed?
I think that...
The bisexual person.
Oh, you're bi?
I didn't know that.
I don't have any labels for my sexuality.
Everyone has been asking me that.
Honestly, it's because I've been with a girl for a long time.
It was great.
I wouldn't have changed anything.
I think it's a spectrum of sexuality.
I don't know how much I'll go out with a girl,
but sexually, I'm very comfortable.
I understand.
So, just for you.
Bravo!
Thank you so much.
Bravo!
I can do anything.
Wow! Wow!
No, I love it.
No, I love it all. I like it all.
I'm really in love with it.
I want to be in love.
Who would be the most inclined to be in an open relationship?
Not me, I'm too crazy.
I would say myself, but I wouldn't be in...
No!
It's going to be a last resort.
Yeah, it's going to be a last resort.
If it has to save my neck.
It's rare.
It's maybe a prejudice.
But I feel like if it sucks,
it doesn't get better because you're in the background.
Since I'm in the background
and we don't see each other for a week,
I know it's better.
That's true.
No, I would be like...
It doesn't bother me, go ahead.
I would just be crying.
I wouldn't care.
But wouldn't you cry too? Just once?
I don't know, maybe when I'm 45 and I'm going to be like...
Half dead in your words.
No, but to test something new in my sexual self, but you know, otherwise I would be like...
Yeah, it's like anal, I always said it was my Joker card.
You know, at 50, it's not that special.
I'm like, hey, we never tried that before.
No.
And now it's my apology.
I'm like, hey, we'll keep it for later.
It's the best.
I just hope we won't remember it.
At 50, it's not that special.
I'm totally angry about that.
You've never tried it? Never. No. No. I'm not sure how much it would cost me. I'm totally in awe of it. Have you ever paid?
No.
I understand.
I respect that.
I respect that.
I've heard too much about the story.
And if I'm pissed off,
I'm like,
it has to be 16.
I think I'll put a bar in it. like 40 years, tripe at 3, 50 years, 60 years,
wait for something, the dog soup, something.
I have to think.
I just realized that I've been turning your back for 15 minutes, I'm so sorry.
You turn the back to people too, huh?
I'm on his side.
I'm turning his back.
I feel so bad. Wait, you're on his side anyway.
I turn my back on him, I feel so bad.
I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
I love them all.
Who could potentially date a 30-year-old partner?
Well...
Oh, yeah!
Oh! So you two are...
It's true that Pascale has a little crush on the daddies,
but she doesn't accept it yet. Well, no, I accept it. I it's true that Pascale has a little bit of a feng shan for the daddies. She doesn't accept it yet.
Well, no, I accept it. I'm in the same place where I accept it.
30 years old, so you'd be like a boy of 50.
But I'd be 50 years old, you know, I'm 20.
50 are still...
There are still some cute ones.
They're all... their orientation is all girls of 20 years old.
So you're really good.
That's what's good about it.
It's that they don't even ask themselves the question.
They're really 20 years old.
You're a jackpot.
The other time she was swiping for her mother on the dating app.
And she was like, oh, and she's hot.
And I was like, well, don't you calm down.
Wow.
Yes, I installed Riot and I had set it to 45.
Wow. Are there people of 50 years old here tonight? I was a writer and I wrote until... 45.
Are there people from the 50s here tonight?
Yes!
Madam or sir or...
Other people. Or Mr. or Madam.
Who are they?
Two madams!
Two madams!
Oh, hello, my little madams!
7 madams!
They don't have 90. They my little madames! Little madames? They don't have 90s. They say little madames!
I don't understand.
Little madames, 50 years old.
A little respect for your elders.
I love them so much.
It's not true.
My little man is 50 years old.
It's not true, Claude!
42. I'm't know. It's not true Claude! I'm 42. I'm 42 when I'm the least.
Another thing.
Who would have the most tendency to have flatulence in a sexual relationship?
Wow, let's see.
I thought you said...
I would say Pascal.
He's very farty and smelly, in general.
Oh, that's so fake!
And...
Well, no, but Pascale, you fart quite frequently.
I never farted, I didn't even have a birthday.
Wow!
No, but I feel like it would be a story that you would be like,
Oh my God, I can't believe it, but it happened to me.
Yeah, it's true that it could look like me, but...
But there's more chance, because since there's something that's coming in, you know...
It would be like... a mandarin, you know?
I understand.
Do you talk about it frequently?
No, but I'm... well, it's very personal, but I'm not very bottom, you know?
No, but the other one...
It's more Josh who's pissing his ass off.
Oh my god, poor thing.
Sorry.
He's just there.
Oh my god.
He's going to scream.
But no, it's not something that happens to me frequently.
Even if I would never say it.
Have you ever farted and tried to make out deal on a noone fart or just me?
No, no, no.
It's always with me.
Imagine.
It smells like a very disgusting fart.
Excuse me.
Do you do that?
It's my noone.
You do that?
No, no.
Have you ever done that?
But me, if I farted, I would say, I was like, hey, it wasn't a real fart.
No, we agree.
All the time, I'll be like, Hey, it wasn't a real fart, we agree.
I have to be just as sure all the time.
Hey, it really wasn't a real fart.
It looks like nothing else.
How can you make me think that?
My child, you're the bush brush your ears.
You did it with your nose?
No, it's because I was sucking it.
I was like the same.
Now I'm like shit.
No.
It's a banana fart.
No.
Hey, watch out.
But how much did you say you didn't expect?
Well, I didn't see it. I was all over the place.
I was doing my business.
I was doing my little business.
It took so long.
He didn't answer me.
We've never seen him again.
I confirm.
Don't talk to...
Dad.
No, it wasn't with my child.
That's why I said to shut up.
Otherwise I would have said, I're a Totoey. No problem.
So, who would be the most inclined to have an addiction to pornography?
I think I have to defend myself.
You're going to be sure.
No, no, but I think that, in my opinion,
I look at it more than you do.
Yeah, I think so too.
But when you told me...
When I told you what?
Well, everyone who works on TV
is doing it four times a day.
I did it.
It's true that before, I was like...
I was like, let's see, you're a dickhead. No, but...
After he comes to defend that influencers work.
No, but it's true that at that time, it wasn't going well.
It was the Furious madness.
But I don't always need pornography.
Oh yeah, it's magazine seers.
Imagination?
It's just your imagination, wow. Oh yeah, it's from the magazine Sears. It's just your imagination?
Oh yeah!
You think she's faking the big balls.
What was her name?
What was her name? The woman with the big balls?
I didn't remember her name, I just remembered her two big balls.
Oh no, she just had two big balls.
Big boobs.
Yeah.
I get it.
Who would have more tendency to watch every day the new people who follow his Instagram?
Oh yeah!
Well, that's what's going on.
I have some nice people.
Are they there for real?
Yes!
Well, bravo Josh, for once Josh! No, no, but actually, you know, Josh is perfect.
He's really perfect, but I've had bad experiences, so I'm a little like...
Traumatic.
But it's also being on the networks, you know, when you're like, you post your chum,
and then people start seeing it, and then...
But it's like, oh, do I really want people to...
The guys are thirsty, there.
Oh yeah.
It's true.
It's like...
It's limited.
When there's a new one on the map, it goes that way.
Oh yeah.
Wow.
I'm not really that patient, but I'm not less full.
It can reassure you.
We're dancing.
I know.
Look, I have a kid with me and I'm still doing that.
It never stops. No, I have a kid with me and I'm still doing that. It never stops.
No, the trust issues are forever.
Who would have the most tendency to French a member of his family?
Wow.
Julia.
Ok, I know why you say that.
I just want to say that backstage, we were looking at pictures of one of his cousins who almost threw up.
Ok, ok, okay, okay.
I know.
Calm down.
It's not blood.
No. But...
You know...
The best friend to my father,
whom I call Mononoke,
who's a rat,
who's hot,
and...
But he's not my real cousin.
You've called him cousin since you were little.
But no. But no. But his! But you call him cousin since you were in bed. But no.
But tonight I call him my cousin.
But not him!
And you know, at some point it's a little ambiguous, but it's replaced.
Now both on the right track.
That's right.
So you have Frenchy.
No! I ended that before. It's correct. So you're French. No? No, no. Ah.
No.
I've finished that before.
But isn't cousin not that...
Genre-wise?
Do you have any experience with that?
Legally, is there something...
Legally...
You're so worried, Jo!
Legally, it's not my real cousin.
Legally, I'm dead if you say that to my cousin.
My cousin from the Valtryek. Legally, it's not my real cousin. Legally, are you in the mood to have a cousin?
No, no.
My cousin from the Valtrye.
Because we, in the Valtrye, there are a lot of people from the same family that you don't even know.
Like, one year I was talking to someone and I was like,
Hey, we have the same uncle.
It's easy to find cousins.
Yeah, I also had a cousin with my uncle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we really have good...
I found two cousins in high school.
I was repeating it and it was my cousin.
And I didn't know it was my cousin.
Okay, I knew it, but...
So you're worse.
You're worse.
It's not my real cousin.
Yes, it's totally legal, but it's weird in Christmas.
So it had to be 16.
Oh, little love.
Who is most likely to have a foot fetish?
Oh my fucking God, I just wanted to say yes so it wouldn't be me because it disgusts me.
Honestly, I don't think any of the two.
We're not very...
Not very good.
Not very good.
No, it's funny because I don't think she was full of experiments.
The other day we were in a sex museum.
We had to buy some.
And there was something about the ESL.
Wait, why were you there for a contract?
After that, it's the laugh of my heart.
You were at the sex museum.
It was very educational.
But it's good. It's a nice collab.
That's it.
We're not paid to go there?
They took Zoé instead of us.
Bottom line.
No, because we're talking about asses to you and Jo.
Your sex museum without us is a mess.
There were arm tits and there was a question in the mood,
who is attracted to the asses.
What's it called?
I can't believe someone would's attracted to the styles.
I thought it was a joke, but it's a real king.
I know someone.
His name is Andy Rodriguez.
He's a dog.
I name-drop everyone.
I woke up and chose violence.
Andy, come to LA. We'll get along.
People will write on Instagram.
Andy Manrod's Instagram.
Oh my God.
Andy Armpit's lover.
I'm sure you'll go to his followers.
He has a lot of Armpit accounts.
The number of messages I receive every day from people who write to me,
Oh, your beautiful hairy armpits, I would put them in my mouth and I would be like...
Oh, yes!
Thank you very much.
It's a matter of taste, maybe.
I imagine.
Your environs at Andy.
Yes, I imagine.
He would be happy for you.
Yes, yes.
But is peeing less serious?
Let's say it would be more...
Peeing.
...hunger, eating, licking a foot or peeing yourself?
I like feet better.
You like feet better?
Yes, personally.
You like feet better?
Yes.
Feet are erotic, they're erogenous, sorry.
Erotic is the same.
Sure, feet are not necessarily erotic.
They're aphrodisiac.
No, that's it.
So it would be the foot.
Neither one nor the other.
Let's say I'm attached and I ask a question of where to eat, I'll go to a
but I wouldn't do that with a lot of pleasure.
We'll see.
On that, the gang, we would be in our next game, which is called A Potent With That.
It's called, A Potent With That. I'll keep you my dirty little secret
Oh, he's so strong!
Hey, it woke us up guys! If you were asleep...
Good morning!
Potent With That, who used their podcast.
That's a tune that you love, right?
That's like a tune from...
I was in a cadet, and I was in my cadet cadets because... Yes, that's it. I was in cadets. And I was in cadets camps because...
Yes, that's it. I was in cadets of earth,
cadets of barrettes,
cadets of water,
the transverse fleet,
anyway, it doesn't matter.
I was in cadets camps and I had my MP3 red
and I was listening to this tune while watching
my chief caporal, Maxime Boucher,
math teacher today.
You're going to have so many letters in your head.
That's crazy!
It's very beautiful, but how do you remember all of it?
I don't remember anything.
They noticed, man.
I was passionate about these people.
Anyway, it was all in Christ.
We're going to play a game with that.
It's a little wink to your podcast.
We're going to read anecdotes related to sexual awakening and early adolescence experiences.
These are your own games.
If you've written your own games, we might potentially read them.
Otherwise, it might be people in our Instagram links who aren't here today.
If you're here, I'm glad you're applauding.
Oh, raise your hand if your dick...
That would be funny in tabernacle.
Yes.
It's...
You?
Dick party.
Hello girls.
There, it's not that little.
Hello girls.
My testimony is linked to sexual awakening.
The first experience of masturbation.
Period.
Sorry.
Yeah, if I had that.
I'm the youngest in my family.
I was kind of the surprise child.
Because I'm 12 years older than my older sister.
We don't know.
You have a lot of tonic accent.
When I discovered the joys of masturbation,
I was about 13 years old.
That's a long time in Tabarouit.
And my sister, 25.
Okay, let's continue.
She had already left home for a long time.
From home for a long time.
One evening, at the end of the week,
when my parents started to leave me alone for a few hours,
I wanted to use my weapon of predilection.
Yes.
A butcher's knife.
The bathrobe. The bathroom. I took a shower to masturbate. Next. Oh fuck.
Jack, I'm going to read the next one, Jo.
We're going to ease your suffering.
Which didn't go directly into the bathroom while I had both legs apart under the bathroom
sink.
My sister, who had borrowed her old bike she wanted to use for the weekend in the bathroom.
Yes, in the bathroom.
Yes, it was not very good.
I was very scared.
I was very scared.
I was very scared.
I was very scared.
I was very scared.
I was very scared. I was very scared. I was very scared. I was very scared. I was very scared. and two people spread out under the bathroom. My sister, who had borrowed her old bike
that she wanted to use for the weekend in the bathroom.
It didn't make any sense.
I'd like to tell you that she didn't have time to see what happened,
but there was a nice big five seconds of complete panic.
We never talked about it again that day.
I'm 22 today, it's still the most uncomfortable moment of my life. You can't deny it.
It's not what you think.
You have Poochina in your ass.
Everyone has done that.
It's like...
I wouldn't say everyone.
I don't know.
Who has already tried the shower gel or the bath?
By applause.
Okay, anyway.
The bath gel is specific.
You really have to be like...
You know, you don't wet the shower, you take it off.
But the bath gel is still... For the sun.
Yes, yes, yes.
It takes...
I agree.
It must be complicated for people with good butt.
You know, I'm easy.
I have two bones.
I just have 20 pounds on my side.
But it still risks...
sport.
I imagine the position.
I was 5 years old when I did that. Oh yeah.
And you know, we're sensitive.
Just a shower gel.
It's a fucking strong shower gel.
Yeah, recently I tried it because I had the shower gel.
I tried it because I smelled like a rat in the gutter.
Since my flood, everyone.
I'm looking since my flood.
I'm looking for my wires, I'm so scared. It's touching.
I told myself, look, I'm going to try everything, the old techniques.
And I went to the bathroom, man.
Because my fucking shower, it doesn't come off, so I went to the bathroom, I tried.
And for real, it's the job.
Like, if you want to try it, it's free.
It's cheap.
It's really a job.
There's also, we don't talk about it enough,
the pool jet.
Yes, so much.
For people who have parents in the suburbs,
I think we all...
We all went to the bathroom next to Manon
several times to pretend we were playing the siren, but it was just to think about the game.
It happens.
I remember when I was going to pass my legs in front of the game, my ass was changing color.
It really changed the color. She really changed her color.
And the parents know, they're like, is there a ball hole in the toilet right now?
I really have a memory of being next to the pool
listening to the adults talking to me.
I'm sure I'm naked.
I'm sure.
So now we're going to take a shower at your place
and you're on the pool side tomorrow. I'm really having'm going to be naked. So we're going to take a shower at your place and you're at the pool tomorrow. We know that. I'm really getting over it.
Okay.
We're going to note it down. We'll put it in our little pouch.
Perfect.
But my question.
People with a penis, do you think the gesture is fun or not?
Personally, it never really attracted me.
But I would say that the pool jet, yes, especially when it's hot,
it's another level in addition.
Did you put it on the other side?
Yes.
Your anus?
Well, if you say it like that, yes.
Hey, for real?
We never thought about that, but it's true, the anus in the jet.
It's fucking nice.
You really have to stop saying it, fucking nice. You should stop saying that.
It should be 16. But we all have the image of Zoe the lion in the gel.
Zoe the big anus in the gel.
Zoe, did you have the anus in the gel?
I had it in the gel.
The gel was in my anus.
It's really a professional deformation.
We say these words like that, but it doesn't make any sense.
No, no, no.
The angel in the tree, Marilyn Monroe.
The jewellery in the anus, Marilyn Monroe.
That's it.
You're lucky.
You're at ease to read how many out of ten?
Let's say I make you read the second pot.
100%.
100%
Perfect.
Part 1, I'll come after.
Same 100%
Don't lie
Ok, I think we all had a teacher
or an authority figure in our lives
that we really loved
Mine is quite classic
my teacher from high school
He was all too young
and you were like
how come you're not a student here?
It's really the first person I fantasized about after Claude Legault He was all too young and you were like, how come you're not a student here?
It's really the first person I fantasized about after Claude Legault in a galaxy near your place.
I'm doing the portrait.
Former football player,
square-backed, big, strong,
all the girls are on it.
I even know that many have tried to make advances,
but obviously, he never gave up.
In addition, all along our high school, he had rumors that he was dating another pretty hot teacher.
She too.
Next.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that guy.
Let's see.
Yes.
Next.
Okay.
Is that it?
Okay, I think so.
It's just that we're elsewhere.
The next one is like ten years later.
Fast forward to today.
I'm moving an Inge in Montréal after a break.
In Pantel, I come from Trois-Rivières.
On Quille, I don't fall almost 10 years later,
my teacher is a duke.
The pig had put his age range pretty low.
You see me coming, we were on a date.
No, I didn't see that coming.
I thought she was going to report it.
You see, we were on a date and I finally fulfilled this little girl's dream.
No!
The kiss was okay, but just for the gag, it was worth it.
Just for the joke.
In my head, I was doing a high five to the 14 year old girl who was doing wet dreams thinking about him.
Okay, but now it's my turn.
But I admit that it's still... but it depends. Is age illegal and all?
Well, if age is illegal...
No, but now it's done.
She said 10 years later, she was 14, 24.
Ah yeah, that's good.
It's not her teacher anymore. So according to the law, I think it's correct.
We're correct. Yes, it's correct. We're correct.
Yes, it's weird.
But why is it weird?
I don't know.
He saw you when you were 14.
He taught you how to play football.
Yeah, I saw.
But it's weird for him, that's it.
Well, yes.
No, but it's sure that we find it all the time.
I know you're with an older person, but we don't think of the older person who finds it correct.
That's true. That's what you have to do. we don't think about the older person who thinks that's right.
That's true. That's what's fucked up.
It's the older person who thinks that's right.
I really have a similar story.
Did you sleep with one of your teachers after?
No, no, no. I didn't sleep with one of my teachers.
But my second year in high school, I didn't go to a class of the gods except the first one.
So I was in my first class, I said, Lysanne Nadeau, barrette, present. I never turned back.
I crossed the hallways and said,
we'll see each other again in the next class.
I said no, bye!
Because at that time, it was like education,
where is it that you have to have one of the two?
So I was like education zero, my carless.
Two years later,
two years later,
I come back to the bar in Matane,
very late, I cross my education teacher, I come back to the bar in Matane,
very drunk, I cross my teacher, I get drunk,
and you ask me why we never met in class,
because I practice other sports.
Really? Did you sleep with him?
No, I didn't sleep with him, but he was traumatized.
He was like, why?
I was like...
It's crazy.
Was he cute?
Yes, he was.
It's super annoying, I don't remember his name.
I can't even vlog it.
This one, we don't even have it.
Technically, I saw him twice.
Once when I said my name, and this time at the bar.
It's so romantic.
It's so romantic.
It's a beautiful story.
Maybe number 3, but do you want to read it?
It's not a similar story. It made me think of a story.
But still.
But still, it's specific. A teacher, a teacher, the language that comes out and everything.
Normally, I think the conductor wire.
I understand.
And you could say yes. If she had said yes, it would have been a similar story.
Like that, you would have slept with her.
I don't think I would have...
I would probably have vomited after that.
Okay, poster number 3.
From as far as I remember, my first crush was my cousin.
Wow!
I didn't write that story.
Wow! I didn't write that!
I was supposed to be 9 or 10 years old, and he was supposed to be the beginning of his 20s, Max 21 or 22.
At that moment, I started to like him.
Of course, I saw him so old and adult at the time.
At the time of my cousin's wedding...
Of course he's an adult at 24, I'm a kid!
At the time of my cousin's wedding was around 13 or 14,
I made one of the worst mistakes of my life.
No.
It was Barre Open,
and I completely lost my card at the Vodka & Beige.
Wow.
It was my first ever brush.
Completely crooked,
I confessed to being in love with him.
Aww, you know, love...
He's coming from the Valtryek, maybe.
It might sound cute tomorrow, but I had my growth period pretty early.
I didn't really look like a 14 year old girl.
The bad luck was on my side.
I knew it after I even tried to kiss her.
But she happily refused, but they're moving forward.
Shame.
Even if I find it really terrible, I'll see her again today.
And some of me still find her very hot.
Okay, she didn't like it. Mother. No. She didn't understand. No. No. No. No.
Marie-Josée, it's time to go home.
I would have changed my family name.
I would have changed country.
I would have faked my death.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
14 years old.
Everyone loves their cousins at 14.
Everyone kisses their cousins.
No, but I think that now that we're older,
we think that 14 is very young,
but it's still advanced, 14.
I admit.
I admit.
It goes by quickly.
I really felt like I was like me today
when I was 14.
I'm kidding.
It's the first time I've heard you say that.
She has war flashbacks.
Me too. I cheated on a cousin.
Oh yeah.
That's for sure.
Change of subject.
I understand.
Hi Mathieu.
I'm not that active.
Number 4.
Are we on number 4?
He's small, I can read it.
It's part 1. There's a part two after.
Okay.
We can relay that, huh?
No, I love reading too, but it's easier for you.
And we love that when you read too.
We love that.
Okay, I'm going to read it, it's fine.
It's just, it deforms the story.
No, I don't deform the story, people understand.
Okay, I'm going'll read it right now. My best memory, regarding sexuality, will always be the first time
I've had a sex without condoms.
My very first time was with my blonde from high school.
She never took the pill.
So we've always had protected sexual relations.
My ex was afraid of getting pregnant,
so I respected her in there.
Why is there always three points of suspension?
My blonde was afraid of...
Am I reading children's books.
The big mean wolf with his huge nose.
Yes, that's it. I'm used to it.
But now I'm going to go faster.
Second relationship, Egypt.
My new blonde had learned that her ex was cheating on her by catching the clamediac.
No! Clamediac!
The prison.
Okay.
Potain.
I don't remember anymore.
Okay, check my Yaline. It's okay.
He just wrote the rest.
No, it was good.
It was good.
Okay, you're right. It was good. She had a big trauma about this subject.
Very understandable.
Very understandable.
So, even if she took the pill,
she wanted us to wear condoms.
It was finally with my serious 20-year-old dating
that I had a complete, complete, complete penetration with my 20-year-old
serious dating experience.
Woohoo! Woohoo! I'll never forget that moment.
During a long time had never been a problem.
Even though more often it was the opposite.
But I felt like I was losing my real virginity.
I literally came in 2.5 seconds.
I don't think I'll ever get that feeling again.
For the first time in my life.
Wow!
I'm sweating!
Wow!
It's done.
I'm sweating after all that. It was out of breath after all that.
It was worthy of a play, you know, in high school, like...
Mr. Condon who comes to meet Mrs. Clamédia.
But it was really...
I didn't understand anything I read.
It's funny, I didn't write any of my own stories.
But it was very good for nothing.
It was not necessary to talk about all your other blondes who were scared. I'm not gonna write about blood But it's because it was very bad for nothing That's it!
You didn't have to talk about all your other blondes who were scared
And the other one who was in the media just said
When I was raw, it was beautiful
That's it!
I would do it again, I would recommend
Yes!
The legs are long, I don't know if he writes here
Was it you in the room?
It's long
Josh I don't know if someone wrote that. Was it in the room? Josh.
I almost said it and I was like,
I'm the one who's going to get married.
It's me who's going to get married.
He can't do it.
Is it for real?
Lola?
Yes, he's Lola.
Josh is there.
He's always doing that.
Number 5. Hello? He's always doing that when we're all together.
Number 5.
Hello?
For the podcast in connection with the first few times,
I know that pornography is not really something positive in general,
but as a teenager, it helped me a lot in discovering my sexuality.
Let me explain.
I had a big gang of high school girls, and at a certain point, we all had
serious chums. We started to lose our virginity and talked about it among ourselves. I didn't
understand why girls were so into sex, honestly. What I was going through with my chum at the
time was far from exceptional, and on their side, she told me she had orgasms in five
minutes. I felt abnormal. Oh my God, there's only one person who's ringing and I feel like it's me.
There's an alarm.
Is it me?
I left it backstage.
Is it my pill?
It's an alarm.
It would be funny. I've been telling myself since earlier that it's my guy.
He always leaves the alarms ringing.
It's Claude. Claude?
I feel like it's me.
Yeah, I feel like it's you.
What alarm would you have?
Her pill.
My pill?
Impossible!
No, you're...
Oh, baby.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, huh?
Well, take it.
I feel like I heard it's me.
Look.
Do you really know who it is?
Is it true?
It's really her.
Why are you wearing your pill at 9 o'clock in the evening?
It seems like it's morning.
It was me. Oh yeah. Did you wearing your You're doing it the other way around, I'm not repeating. I don't remember. Hey! What was that? It's the phone.
She didn't understand why it was the other triple-sussex.
The boobs are long, I don't understand them.
It's not my preface. They're too long.
Everyone triples-sussex, she doesn't understand.
They're chums, not so hot. She doesn't understand.
We're done.
Until the day she decides to take her family computer and listen to porn. Okay. Okay. Okay. Right. Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. Right. Right. Right. Wow. What are you lying about? I didn't understand.
No, I agree with her.
I had girlfriends who were like,
Yo, it's my first time, I've been here three times.
I was listening to that.
And it wasn't cute.
No.
Not cute.
Continue.
We're still talking about it today, and we're laughing.
Well, orgasms with your little secondary guy
who just makes you enter the missionary for seven minutes.
There you go.
There you go.
Me, my first time, my guy told me,
let's say, Gizoff, I'm way mad.
Impossible.
No.
It was horrible.
I remember feeling so bad and telling myself,
Chris, there are women who have a baby.
And I have a tiny little circumference in me.
And there are women who have a baby.
I hated everything.
It was disgusting.
But degustation is like the preposition that hurts.
And then he said, put on degustation, you'll feel less bad.
I was like, ok...
Horrible!
It's just because he just wanted to do deguistare.
I think so.
Well, yes.
You know, the kind of guy who takes you by himself?
Who is like...
Yeah, that kind of person.
It gave me chills.
You know, the only time I slept with someone who did that was because I was 25 and I was 19. Yeah, that kind of person. That gave me goosebumps.
You know, the only time I've ever slept with someone who did that was when I was 25 and I was 19.
That's for sure because...
Do you know why they do that?
Because they think it's hot!
I was like...
They're like...
They always have the... That's for Ah, that's the same kind.
Oh, wow.
It starts with a B.
No.
Oh.
Nicole!
I think it's an epidemic of a guy.
Did you do that?
I didn't see the position exactly.
You take the...
You reverse it.
In X.
In X?
As if you were doing power shifts.
It's not that far doing Power Shift. I didn't get that far.
Power Shift. Power Clutch.
No, I don't think we did that.
There's a real face of like, I did it once but I don't want to say it.
He's like, so much. No. Like the fish in everything.
For real, I have to find the truth.
We'll just say it in Africa. We'll talk about to find the truth. Soon. We'll just say, oh, calm down.
We'll talk about it, but I told you.
We'll talk about it.
We'll definitely talk about it.
Hey, we're getting closer to the game.
What is it?
Oh, yes.
Oh my god.
I let you join.
It's the most exciting game of all my fucking life, okay?
I'm scared.
So, Liz, let's get to your first dates.
Okay?
I want to know, gang, what was the game that was the coolest in the 2000s to play?
The bottle. I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it. The bottle.
No, the gang.
I have the honor to tell you that it's the Twister!
What does it take to do that? Liz wasn't down, but when she's. I don't understand what you're saying.
Liz wasn't down, but when she's not down, she's down all the time.
That's like my clown in the morning. I ordered a clown for a show.
If you say, we're not going to see anything, the stage is behind us.
There's the camera following us. So you'll see those big screens.
Are there people in the clown? I want to know.
Are there people who were there at the Clown? I want to know. Are there people who were there at the Clown? Well, finally, I have to tell you, the Clown,
this is the first time I'm wrong and I made a mistake.
It's true that it was really weird.
But I ordered a Clown Le Fun, funny.
Finally, the Clown sent people to shit and smoked tobacco.
It's not my fault.
There was a communication problem, like the clothes of our guests.
There was a communication problem, like the clothes of our guests.
There was a communication problem. That's it.
But this evening, the gang, I swear, Twister, it's going to be a success.
And if it's flat, we never talk about it again, okay?
If people were there, the clown and the Twister who flutter.
They won't come back. It's too...
We're doing a test, okay?
Twister, so we have truths or...
Twister?
Twister.
Okay, let's start again.
Truth or...
Twister.
Twister.
Okay, so truth or twister.
When you don't want to answer truth,
because we're in the consent without judgment,
la la la, you said that.
Oh, thank you Jean.
I don't care anymore.
Okay, so consent.
So you can play with twister.
Except that your twister, you're going the Twister, but you'll be playing with Zoe, and you'll have to do it
in two ways.
We're dressed up.
You're dressed up.
We're dressed up.
Relax, for the fucking nice.
And you'll have to answer a question or a question, I don't know, fucking no, but it's written
on my paper.
I don't fucking know.
It's really bilingual.
In the 2000s we were always saying that.
So here we go, let's start.
Truth or Twister?
Yeah, that's it.
You two.
We can maybe start with a truth or not?
Yeah, we'll start with a truth.
This plate is perfect.
My plate.
Okay.
Oh!
Tell us in detail your biggest chicane.
Both of us?
If you don't want to do it, you can do Twister.
Twister, Twister.
What was it? When you were a kid?
No.
No.
I think it was better to do Twister.
You're kidding!
I'm curious.
Yeah, Babes.
Babes? I don bother me, but...
It's hard to keep it in mind.
I don't know if we think the same thing.
It was in a car.
We were in a car for several hours.
With a unpleasant conversation.
Anyway, I don't know more. Wait, I'm getting tired. with a displeasing conversation.
In any case, I don't want to play anymore.
Well, let's see. Wait, I'm shy.
There are some key words.
Come here, actress.
Oh.
Ha ha ha!
Hum.
I think we're going to twist.
Ah, yes!
Twist and jump. Perfect. Okay, cool. Wait, I just want to clarify that We're gonna twist! Ah, yeah! Twist Angel! Perfect!
Wait, I just want to clarify that Zoe and I don't really talk that much.
But it's involving other people, so that's why I don't want to name drop and...
...invite everyone.
But it wasn't between the two of us.
We're still...
You're screaming really loud.
Shut up!
I'm going to attach your hands.
Ok, but I'm giving my microphone to someone.
Right hand, left hand.
Left hand.
Can you see the camera?
Ok.
I'm going to move it to the ground.
So, you're going to do the twister and at the same time...
When you're going to be all set up, because you're going to have to put your four members on the twister... I have five.
Is that...
Wow.
The left hand on the red one.
Okay.
Hey, but what do we do with our microphones?
Oh, you're going to arrange them.
Wait, she's left, huh?
Can you do a double mic?
You see, that's the idea of joining. Every time you do that, it's the idea of joining.
Hey, no, it's going to be really fun.
Left, right.
It's already full of fun, look.
It's full of fun.
Left foot on the blue.
But there's no music, something.
It's because usually when we play all this, there's a party music.
Oh! Oh! Go, the gang! We encourage them!
Right foot.
Right foot on the green.
The foot on the green, the gang!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Right hand on the green.
Right hand on the green. Hey! Hey! Get ready for the glass. Right hand on the glass.
Hey, hey, breathe.
He says he can't. He says he can't.
Hey, it's hard to draw.
Perfect. Okay, go Joe, ask the question.
Joe, ask the question.
Oh, who did you choose?
I understand.
10 known people with whom you sleep with. Oh my God. Quebecois or... Quebecois. Quebecois. Well, no.
Well, no.
Well, he could be a Latino, but...
Well, we'll see.
We'll all see them later.
Yes, it's okay.
Oh my God.
It's true that we have questions later.
That's right.
It's fucking...
What is this?
Okay, I think it could be further.
Okay, five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois.
Five Quebecois. Five Quebecois. Five Quebecois. Five Quebecois. Five Quebecois. It's obvious that there are other questions. That's right. It's fucking... What is this?
Ok, I think it could be further.
Ok, 5 Quebecers, 5 Italians or like Amerindians or...
Ok, I'll say you put me in the hand.
You put me in the hand if you're a Quebecer?
Yes.
Ok.
He has a big accent.
Ok.
Otherwise...
Oh, it's hardcore.
You're in M5.
Well, Cheyenne is really beautiful, you know?
Who is that?
Cheyenne.
Who is that?
Cheyenne Tatoum?
No, you know, no, Cheyenne West.
Kanye West?
No, Cheyenne is a YouTuber.
I don't know who that is.
I don't know how long I'll be sleeping with her.
But... Okay. I don't know. It's your turn.
I'm pretty sure.
Okay.
My big crush is Matthew McConaughey.
Not Quebec, but we're allowed to.
Quebec?
I don't know.
There are so many beautiful women.
Well, go ahead.
I'm going to name you two.
Oh!
I didn't think of that. It's a shame. It's a shame. Okay. I'll name you two. Oh!
I didn't think of that.
That's cute.
Ok, why does it continue?
There are 10.
10!
Hey, two of you, you're not in a team.
Ok, well, Demi Moore, at the International.
Oh, wow.
Well, yes.
I find it so hot that you're too hot.
I see you in another one since then. I like that.
You haven't named a Quebecer.
The other one who's been making stories lately,
Ipio, Cébastien Delon.
Yeah, Cébastien Delon.
Oh, Poupou!
Poupou! Poupou!
You don't find it funny.
Ok, you, your Generation Z, you don't notice that it's more cringy than, let's say, the Millennials?
I notice that it's cringy, but I also notice that it's zany.
And that's what counts.
Yeah.
Ok, you're missing two.
Claude Legault,ault has always been cute.
Now he's starting to...
to...
to be more...
To be less in your register.
Less... You know, he's starting to be
older than me by a lot.
The one who plays in Chouchou, Evelyne Brochu.
Oh, yes.
Fucking good.
Yes.
Ok.
It's good.
Ok, you can start.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Hey!
They did it well!
It's fucking fun!
The twister!
Well...
Not too often, though.
No, it's not cardio.
Why do I have two microphones?
Oh, wait, I was looking for it.
I think I have your papers, too.
It's up to us to ask you questions.
Oh, it's a game.
We don't want to answer, so it's ten times more doggy.
And you're tied to a game of tricep.
No!
That's the day, when it's the day.
Yaw! If you don't want to answer, you'll land in the air.
Okay, well, truth or twist?
Well, truth, and we'll have the right to change our mind.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Okay, tell us who was the worst guest on your podcast.
Those dogs, we're gonna...
We want to know. Wait, wait, do you know who it is?
Well...
Yes, I know.
Really?
Well, call it yes.
Oh my god, yes, we didn't even post it.
We didn't even publish it, is that what I think?
No.
The boxes with the color codes, no?
Well, yes, she did, but no.
No.
Ok, so we forgot, do you think of someone we forgot?
Yes!
But...
Ah, we deleted it afterwards.
We didn't delete it, YouTube deleted it.
Oh yeah.
Well, let's see.
I give an hint.
That's all. Hum... I don't think you're going to like it. Ok, I think see. I have an clue. That's all. I don't look like you.
Okay, I think we should play the Twister.
Okay, we'll play.
I'm really happy to play the Twister.
I just want to say, we don't zoom on my crotch, okay?
It really makes me feel like a stooge in the back.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the...
So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice.
Okay, so now it's all the... So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice. Okay, so now it's all the... So we both turn the thing around and the other one puts the consequences of his choice. Okay, so now it's all the... So now we have to... Turn the thing around, and the other one
has to make the decisions.
Do you have to be attached?
No, but pose.
Okay, leave your microphones because...
Oh my God!
Hey!
Oh, it's my skirt.
Let's see, who poses that?
Yes, there are too many things in the same frame.
Let's see. There puts this, who puts that? Yes, there are too many things at the same time.
There are a lot of microphones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay!
Let's applaud!
Right hand!
Right hand on the glass.
Oh!
Right hand on the glass. Oh!
We're tapping our hands!
Come on! More than that!
Okay! Left foot on the glass!
Right foot on the glass, too!
Oh! I have the right to lift it up!
With the right hand!
Wait, me? Yes!
Mango on the zone!
You're beautiful, I can't...
I understand.
Ok, that's your final position!
Ok, now we're going to ask them questions.
Perfect!
Wonderful! Go on, Pascal!
Name 10 things you often say in bed.
What? 10 things you often say in bed. What?
10 things you often say in bed.
Oh, no.
It's a nonomatopoeia, actually.
Ouch.
In bed, 10 things...
Don't you change?
We change the question.
It's flat!
I don't even know!
When they don't want to answer, they're like, well, it's flat.
Yeah, right.
Ok, we're going to say...
They're going to get one, look!
They don't even like their own question!
No, but...
10 turn-offs on a date.
A guy who...
Just a guy.
A guy who talks to you all the time.
A guy who talks to you all the time.
He doesn't ask questions.
He stinks.
He likes to smoke.
He likes to smoke.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't pay. He doesn't pay. He doesn't pay. He doesn'tie. He loves to play the dogs.
He doesn't pay.
He doesn't like cats.
He's not a gentleman.
He judges what you order.
Oh, that's good.
He says, I don't know about tequila,
and I miss what you do in life.
Yeah.
A guy who pisses with his phone.
Huh?
Well, at the restaurant, if he pisses with his phone, it's good.
I mean, already if he pisses at the restaurant on his first date.
Ha ha!
It's okay.
Bravo, you did it.
Bravo! Bravo! You did it! Bravo!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
I'm dizzy!
My whole body is shaking!
I'm traumatized!
I'm traumatized!
I assume you've already been on turn-off on a first date?
I've been listening to you talk about it.
What was the turn-off?
At the beginning of the date, you told me,
I'm a feminist, so I don't pay.
Oh, really?
I just wanted to say that you're a student
and you don't have a breast cancer.
I'm a feminist. I'm... Oh say that you're a student and you don't have a breast cancer, you're a fag. Wow! Hey, I'm a feminist.
I'm going to shit.
Oh my god.
That's gross.
You, what's your worst?
Oof.
I have one that's a true racist in the cinema.
It's a lot of fun.
Plus, we were listening to Black Panther.
Holy shit.
You had the one that imitated Donald Duck.
Oh yes. That's fun!
That's what I thought the first minute, even the 31st second, but after when it's been an hour...
Let's see...
He did it often.
Yes, it was like a hidden talent, but it could have stayed hidden.
It's cute.
Can someone imitate Donald Duck?
I'd like to see if we can do a demonstration.
If it comes back.
Who is that?
Oh my god, I'd love to see that.
Can you come forward to do it?
Yeah, yeah.
We're in the same boat.
Impossible.
Stop it!
Wow, it's...
Donald Duck.
The one who cracks, like...
No, that's not him.
No? It's not Donald Duck?
Hello, I'm Kevin.
I'm Kevin.
Impossible.
Impossible.
Bravo.
Wow. Oh shit! Bravo! Wow!
Ok, that was my highlight of my life.
It was like that.
It was so cute!
Imagine all the length of your dick.
Yes, because my nose was like...
I'll start again Then I was like...
Then I was like...
I was like...
Then I tried to change my clothes, I was like...
Nooo! Stop!
You're so cute!
That's too much.
I would have liked that.
I think I gave the hic to a first date myself.
What did you do?
Oh my God, you know...
I had a first date, I was in my week.
But I still knew how to be like a sexy lady, like I had a little string,
a little lingerie kit that I had prepared, you know. And I'm like, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh. I walk around, I do my agaspicette,
I'm drunk later.
The guy said,
do you want to laugh?
I was expecting a joke.
He said,
on the first date,
you had your tampon string out.
No.
No.
And I...
Well, first of all,
I didn't laugh, I know.
And... No. And I... Well, first of all, I didn't laugh. I was like... And I was just trying to remember how much...
How much I thought I was like...
Cute, you know, with my kit.
I was like...
And then, in fact, you see my body is shaking
No, no
It's dead
Yeah, I wanted to cut my throat
Oh my god
What?
Yeah, it was 3 months ago
Are you serious?
It's not been long? Hey, that's not long. It's good.
No, it's all recent.
Stop it!
Yeah, I was really into it.
Oh, it's because it's new.
If you put photos like fucking cute and full sexy.
Yeah, I'm really paying attention to my tampon cord.
I've already edited out an Instagram photo of my tampon cord.
No.
Yeah.
You have your mother's tampon cord.
I have a photo in Jamaica with my back in my shirt,
I saw George Masood with my big body scratch.
I edited it.
It's not that bad.
No, but if you notice it, you take it off.
I took it off 100%.
Otherwise you're screaming, like, I'm taking it off.
It's like, yes, I have a tampon cord.
I love tampon cords.
I'm gonna be positive.
I'm so feminist that I don't go to the restaurant and I leave my tampon cord.
Now you can really see if the guy loves you.
At worst, it's a trick to do.
Leave your tampon cord if he calls you.
It means that it's a fucking good jack.
As long as he knows.
Ah, that's good.
Okay, we have other truths or...
Truths and twisters.
We still have time for one last.
One last? Perfect.
Okay.
We're the ones who do twice as much of the twister.
Truth, consequence, truth.
Truth, like that we have time to change.
Tell us who was the worst guest on your podcast.
Ah!
Thomas!
We had the same one.
For real.
Who was it?
The rutter.
Like recently?
No, it was like in season 3 I think.
We went out and we were like...
No!
Yeah, yeah...
It's so good!
Yeah, it's because you know, it's like...
You shouldn't be caught for the podcast.
That's right.
Ah...
I think we weren't politically correct.
But no!
No?
Well, it's because we...
It's not the one that rots all the time?
I didn't say that.
In the previous episode, we loved it.
It was in 4 dimensions, 5 dimensions.
Could you give a context for those who don't know?
We received it on our last episode of podcast.
It's a seer who rots when she releases negative energies.
Spoiler alert, she also rots off camera when she has no negative energy. Well, spoiler alert, she also rots off camera
when she has no negative energy.
Oh, wow!
When the show is over, she still rots.
Oh, the turret syndrome?
No, I think she has
the diet coke syndrome.
Yeah, me too, pretty.
But no, that was really a good invitation
because we were like,
well, let's see, it doesn't make any sense.
At first, she didn't write it down, and then I was like...
Are you going to write it down?
We invited her to write it down, the first 30 minutes, she didn't write it down,
we were like, give us some juice.
She patted me on my face.
Because she said, I write down bad energy, as soon as she spoke to me,
I was like... Well, let's see, she said, I didn't want to bad energy, she's like... I'm like...
Sometimes she's asleep.
I didn't want to tell you, but Zoe, when she wrote to me,
I was going to be with my colleague.
When I read colleague, I was like...
No!
It's rough, really.
It's rough, but the good news is that the mother of Zozo, who died,
wasn't in the light and she roared in the light.
Yeah. She's really better now.
Since then we know that the Azuzo's mother has gone in a roar.
In another roar.
No, she loved it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No, the people we're talking about, I wouldn't call them by respect.
Well, you have to announce the game.'s the game, that's what it says.
Hey, did you name it?
Well, we played Twister.
Well, we're going to play Twister.
Go, go back to Twister.
Well, I won't give you more clues because I don't want to.
Do you have time to go back to Twister?
Yes, yes, clues, clues, I'm in for the clues.
Do we have time to go back to Twister or do we change the truth?
We could change the truth.
Okay, but we me the clues first.
We'll make a special episode of Twister for an hour and a half.
Oh, yes.
Thank you everyone for liking our game.
His game.
Okay, but the clue...
Tell us with which one to invite you.
Hey, I just did a clue.
Okay, but us the clue, my good, I don't know.
It was just really...
some...
the people who were a little bit caught
and who were too politically correct.
We were laughing and they were like,
I respect people who do this kind of thing.
And we were like, yeah, that's the guy.
We can laugh a little bit, it's not too bad.
So, all along, we were laughing and...
Seriously, we were like, being cancelled.
Yeah, for things like, you know...
Small things, you know.
Small things.
A woke. A little woke, in the end.
Hey, it's not true, I'm really woke.
Well, yes, that's what we're in the category of.
We're really in the woke category.
Tell us with whom of your guests you'd like to do a threesome and why.
Of our guests?
Who did we receive?
You can't tell us because...
We received your guy. I'm doing a threesome with you.
Ok, maybe.
Do you want me to just do that?
I think that would be the worst thing to do with my guy.
To sleep with me?
Hum...
Well, well...
No, but for real, let's put someone on the podcast.
I would say...
Ok, I'm going to say a name.
Yes!
Gabriel Marion.
Oh, yes!
It's funny, since she has a backstab, I wouldn't be with her anymore.
No, but you know, it's so...
She has a backstab. Hey, but it's so... Backstabbing?
Hey, we could announce it here,
as long as it's one of our two guests
tomorrow, Gab Maréon.
So for those who are going to be there,
it's Gab Maréon. And did we say the other one?
It's like a scoop between us.
Yes, we said it already.
The other one is Alice, the dancer who became our podcast.
And if you don't have tickets for tomorrow
and you're tempted to come back, there's still plenty of them.
So, grab your tickets.
And tomorrow, if you ever want to wait,
you can come back.
Tomorrow, we have a game as different as the Twister.
It's called F***ing Mice.
Hey, on that, we'd be back to our last game of the evening.
It's called...
Do you know your sex-role? Sex orale! Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee!
I love it!
I love it!
Whee! Whee! Whee!
Whee! Whee! Whee!
Whee! Whee! Whee!
Whee! Whee! Whee!
Okay, perfect.
I'm going to make it a bit harder.
If you've never listened to Sex orale in your life,
don't worry, it's okay.
Make some guesses.
We never remember either.
So it's okay.
We can ask the public for help twice.
Twice that we can ask.
We'll have answers choices,
and I'll give you a slap in the face when you get it.
It's okay.
Because we encourage protection.
Here, a lot.
Hey, give Donald Duck a hug.
Oh, but now...
It's like she's going to come back in front of an old bitch.
Well, if you hold her...
Donald!
I really don't know that far enough.
Sexual... What's the game again?
Do you know your sexual connection?
Exactly. We're ready.
You have to have answer choices. What's the game? Connexion sexual. We're ready.
You have to have answers.
We'll shout when you have the answers.
I'm ready.
I'm hot.
The first question.
What couple scenario did the audience
particularly want
Fred Robichaud to try in his couple with Alicia?
A. The plumber and the mill?
B. The real estate agent and the client visiting? C. The Uber driver and the client?
Who is it? What team is it? I hear B. Who says B? B! Let's hear it for the applause.
Is there anyone who says A?
I would have said A because now that Alicja is a mother, we could say she's a MILF.
And she's a very beautiful MILF.
So I would have said that, but it looks like I'm not that.
I have the impression that they've already done it.
The plunder,, the shit.
It's a past, you didn't try the song with that.
We'll go with B. We're not saying we're from a team.
We're not competing.
Let's go see the answer.
For those who have difficulty taking this seriously,
we recently did a lot of the one with the building agent and the client.
My husband often acts as a building agent.
I knock to enter our condo,
he introduces me to the place and ends up
with the room where we want to have sex this time.
Ah!
That's hot, that's hot.
It's ten out of ten.
12 out of ten.
I throw it. I throw it.
Ah, the plumber!
It's the plumber!
It was the C. It's the only one we didn't read.
Hey, I can't hear anything.
Did anyone know?
It was the C.
Wow!
Wow, look what we didn't know.
Hey, the G.
It was the B.
It was the D.
It was the B.
Ah, it was the B?
It was the B.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to know one thing about this extract.
Was he naked on stage? I don't think so. Was he naked? I saw his feet. to say about this extract. Was he naked on stage?
I don't think so.
Was he naked?
I don't think so.
I saw his feet, I saw his toes.
No, no.
In the ass.
Right.
Let's play the extract again.
I also have a question.
Do I look like a poor guy?
Or is it just me?
No.
It's not that bad.
It's still a good guy.
For those who have difficulty taking it seriously,
we would feel like having sex this time. Oh, that's not bad. For those who have trouble taking it seriously,
we're staying in a room where we want to have sex this time.
Ah!
That's hot, that's hot.
It's 10 out of 10.
Ah, it's Alicia's feet.
Ah!
It's Alicia's feet.
They speak and we see the two little naked feet.
He speaks to the agents of the building. Ah, it's hot! Those little naked feet of Mary. He's talking about the building's staff.
It's hot!
Look at those naked women's feet!
Sorry, that's good.
That's fun.
Let's hug him.
The second question.
No, but like...
Wait, I was going to say, I'm not good at this.
In the musical theme.
Yes, I understand.
Here.
I really have a very bad feeling.
Hey, it's on the left that they said it.
On the left.
On the left.
Wow!
Wow!
Oh my God!
Wow!
I told you I had a bad feeling about this.
It really pissed me off.
I told you it was on bad! I was like...
I don't really have a good vision.
Ok, next question.
Next question.
What is the date of Mad Doff
What is the date of Mad Doff
that was bought at the store
that was completely sold out?
Why?
Ah!
You have to understand, she's the bitch of the fucking condoms. Oh, bought? Ah! You understand? She's picking up the fucking condoms.
Oh, buy. Okay. I didn't understand.
What did Matt Duff's date buy at the store
that he was completely disgusted with?
Is it A, a pack of cigarettes?
B, a banana?
C, peach juice?
Or D, a creton sandwich?
Creton sandwich!
I know it's the sandwich.
That's it. It's au cretons. Sandwich?
It's a D!
It's a D!
It's a D!
Gang!
Hey, listen!
We're going to see the answer.
Imagine if it's like the Juju.
We go to a park in the fountain.
We stop at the sign before because it was like I'm hungry.
We stop at a really small sign, like a cretons sign.
And they were selling sandwich au cretons.
I'm like, are you sure you don't buy sandwich au cretons in a cretons sign?
Me, it's my limit.
He buys a sandwich au cretons. He buys a bag of chips. And like, first of all, he goes to his bag of chips and he doesn't give croton sandwiches in a small creme de creme. Oh wow! That's my limit. He buys a croton sandwich,
he buys a bag of chips,
and first of all, he goes to his bag of chips and he eats a bag of chips.
No.
Life is a dream.
The trash.
To throw away the condoms.
And then he eats the croton sandwich,
there was some croton in his mouth,
I was like...
I'm coming.
Too much fun.
We could just do the end of the show,
it's just Liz who can throw away the condoms.
It's good. I, it's just the rest that could be stupid. It's good.
Oh, I know it's so sad!
You're like a little baby.
But what makes you happy anyway?
Oh, I don't know, it's so sad!
Oh, I know it's so sad! It's sad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna get a fur coat. I ate it in a hurry.
Ouch.
Sorry.
Do you still have condoms or do we have more questions?
I'm gonna leave some for the others.
You're way too cute when you're in the mood.
Oh wow.
You're taking care of the condoms, my beautiful.
Sorry. Okay, let's continue.
Third question.
What did Rose want to love after listening to sexual podcast?
Is it...
A. Anal. B. Sexual toys. C. Preliminaries. D. Treesomes.
Oh, anal, I think you.
I would have said...
I didn't understand the question. Jess and Rose from the podcast 5 to 7, right?
I guess.
What would you like to try right after the podcast we did together?
I guess.
But definitely the anal because Lisa talks about it all the time.
But the toys are...
The relationship.
No.
Okay.
The anal is sexual toys maybe?
No, the anal.
That's it.
Since you know a lot of sexual toys during the podcasts... Okay. I think it's sexual pleasure. No, it's not. That's it.
You know, a lot of sexual pleasure during podcasts.
She always gets into the ass.
Like...
What do you mean?
She's like...
I'm going to take this answer.
I'm really tight in my neck.
It hurts less in the ass.
Oh my God.
It's not that I don't like it, but I haven't tried it so often. Oh my god. Fuuu. I was like, hey, it's so funny the sensation of...
There's a hook that comes in instead of coming out.
Yeah, all that is weird.
I'm just kidding at the beginning.
It's crazy, guys.
It's crazy.
Is there anyone who will live his dream next time too?
I think it's your dream.
It's definitely your dream.
I've never seen you as amazed.
The last time I saw you so amazed was when...
I feel like a wedding My argument didn't convince you? No! It's still my Joker card. That I keep in my pocket.
I understand.
No, but it's good, it keeps you super cool.
Why don't you reveal everything right away?
I keep urine on me.
Urine?
Well urine, if he wants it on me, I keep it as Joker.
That would be maybe 70 years old.
You were looking for it like...
It's definitely... At 70 years old. You were looking for... It's definitely...
At 70 years old, clearly your pee is yellow because you're missing something.
Well, that's where the incontinence begins, so it could leak.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like in the Sun Residence.
I'm going to keep it for now.
Ok, I'm going in.
Like a kind of roleplay, proposed to the beneficiary.
Yes!
Hey sir, I see you've pissed in your bed.
Fred says he's here, he says he's here.
I like that!
Oh my god, next.
I have one last question for you guys. After that, it's the end.
What is the fantasy of Philippe Audry,
La Rue Saint-Jacques?
Is it A,
make a threesome,
B, make love in space,
C, participate in an orgy,
or D, make love on the beach?
Ok, now I say we'll let you guess.
Who says A by hand?
No, by hand?
No, by hand.
That's too weird.
I say B.
Hey, Philippe Audrey, are you sure you want to make love in space?
Who says C?
No, that's for sure.
Who says D?
You, you say what?
Well, I know Phil, Audrey, and...
and Ibsor, you know, a little bit.
Well, yes.
Like, I thought it was going to be like his King,
it was like...
to kiss a complete suit, you know.
A tuxedo, like...
I understand.
Like, a Mozart's Fury, you know, something like that.
Full intellectual.
So, what is most similar would be, you know, in astronauts, so in space.
If I'm going to bet on that.
So, we're going to bet on B.
You want to bet? Is that okay?
Not with your pocket, we're going to pick out some and it would trigger a lot of things. What if it happened in space? Yeah, in a plane in space, in the air, in a place where humans aren't supposed to be,
that's something that might interest me.
Like in a float, in a weight-lifter.
It's going to be weird.
It's going to be really weird in space.
Let's see, maybe got one too. Let's see.
I don't know what to do.
Let's see.
We smashed it.
I didn't want to. I just threw a balloon.
It's been a long time since I've done it.
Oh my god.
No, no, over there.
Hey, I'd like everyone to pitch it.
It's the end.
I like it.
We scream, ah, when we throw it.
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Oh no!
She's going to do it.
Make the wave of my...
of...
of...
You know, your wave.
Can I do it?
Go ahead, Jo.
Say your dream.
I only saw mine.
Okay, I did that once in my life.
It's the orgasmic wave that I call.
So, people who have already lived it, you'll be able to know what it is.
It really feels good.
We're going to do it all together. We're going to live this moment all together.
So, everyone, can you open the lights just so we can see everyone?
Okay?
We're going to start from there, here.
And then what we're going to do is we're going to do the wave, but really doing an orgasm,
and it's really going to do you good.
Look, we're doing this.
Oh!
And everyone, doing the wave, we're doing...
Oh!
Wait, but from front to back?
So the first row in full, all the way back in full?
Yeah, we do this until there.
One, two, three, go!
Ah!
The wave is not good.
See, we're winning!
It's not good, it's not good.
We're here.
Go!
One, two, three, go!
Ah!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Before we finish, do you have any things that come to mind? Like, we can watch on your platforms or who's coming out?
Well, it's the end of a podcast with that soon, of season 5.
So there are still 5 episodes left.
You can watch that on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music.
Otherwise, What else?
Otherwise, my God, the show I played in,
I'm a big influence, and a name in Radio Canada every Wednesday, I think.
Where I play the role of Vag.
Vag?
I knew you were going to like the name.
Oh!
I'm Vaggie.
And it's been playing since last week.
What character are you playing?
Vajjie.
An influencer?
Yes, an influencer is called Vajjie.
And we were wondering if it was you Vajjie.
And it started.
I wanted to ask if it was me Vajjie.
Vajjie!
It's you I'm used to.
Well done.
You are a beautiful discovery.
I loved spending time with you.
Me too. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
And we also want to say a big thank you to everyone who was here.
We love you.
Jo, there's something here that needs to be said.
Ah yes!
Today there is no merch table because it's our Christmas and Easter party.
So we still give you a gift.
For all the people who buy on the Heros & Company website,
for all the 200$ and more purchases with the code SHOW, S-H-O-W,
we're giving you the free magician!
Damn!
Fucking nice! Okay, the magician, Tabarouet.
With the code SHOWCOMESHOWCOMEUNSHOW, Tabarouet.
S-H-O-W, not show like show, it's show.
Show, a show.
Perfect.
$200.
Tomorrow we have our show again,
and the theme is Bachelorette.
So, get dressed in white, we're all married tomorrow.
The guests are Alice and Gabriel Marion,
it's going to be really funny,
he's going to have another little game,
it won't be the Twister,
for those who are traumatized like me.
And I also want to take the time to say thank you first to the Odysee room,
it's one of our favorite rooms, we love it, thank you, we love it so much.
Nice little welcome, Yatino, you are for real,
you know, every time we come here we are fucking fucking happy.
Our guests, obviously, Pascal, Zoe, you're adorable.
I love you so much.
Like that.
Everyone, thank you for coming to see us.
Those who came back, those who are here for the first time,
we hope you enjoyed it, that you had a great evening.
For us, it makes us feel alive and it feels good.
We love you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
And of course, a big thank you to Nicole, our guardian of the time.
And finally, everybody, make some noise for your hosts, Lisanne and Joanie. I'm so free I'm so free I wanna let the beat fight my pain
It's been so long
I just have to say
I'm so free
I'm so free
I'm so free
I have the sex way of the world
Eat my blood! Eat my blood!
Have you ever had sex?
I haven't felt great. You'll see one bonus podcast per month. Sometimes it's live shows, sometimes it's just us here jamming.
After the podcasts we're going to have recorded, we're going to go directly to Patreon to film after shows.
Announcements in advance, tickets, access to live shows.
No matter what you choose, like whatever, we thank you in advance. It's a big difference for Sexual Horal.
It's something that grows, it's our baby, we're proud, we're happy.
Yeah, and that's it.
Thank you so much!
Oh
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