Sexe Oral - LIVE - Party de BACHELORETTE avec Alice & Gabrielle Marion

Starting point is 00:00:00 The podcast is presented, like all other podcasts, by Eros et Compagnie! Eros et Compagnie today sent me a little quiz for you, Joanie, because you know the company better than anyone, you're their mascot. In what year did Eros et Compagnie start? It's really hard. I've been doing this for 13 years. And I've been helping them for like 5 years now. So 18 years. Let's say 19, we'll go back to 19. It would fall in 2006?

Starting point is 00:00:22 Yes! And that's it. Ah! In what year did the first Eros et Compagnie store open? We're going to say in 2019. It would be in 2006. Yes. And that's it. In what year was the first ERA store opened? A year after, that means... 2007? Yes. You're right.

Starting point is 00:00:32 Ah! Wow! And in what year was the first demo realized? In 2008. Well, yes. Well, then, hey! What is the oldest still active ambassador called? I don't know what her name is. Her name is Joannie René.

Starting point is 00:00:49 Good, good, you got a 100% chance. Well, yeah, you. What's our code, Jo? Our code is sexual for 15% of online requests. Okay, well, no more break. No more break. Thank you so much Lira for this little quiz. A production of the Essay Studio.

Starting point is 00:01:21 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your hosts, Prisann Ador and Joanie Grenier! It's the worst tune! It's not a wedding tune like we asked for! It's like we were waiting for a tune like... We were practicing our choreography as a consequence. I was completely disillusioned. I was like, no, it doesn't work. Hello, hello, look at that. Hello, balcony, thank you for being here. How are you?

Starting point is 00:02:28 Was someone there yesterday? Oh yeah? I feel a little calmer. It should be less bad. Those who were there will understand. How are you? No, no, she was there yesterday. I think I took too much Tylenol. It got on my head.

Starting point is 00:02:44 I don't know what happened. She laughed, but it's because she was picking condoms. It made me laugh. It made her laugh, but laugh. I namedropped my childhood kicks. His name was Sébastien Gagné. I decided I would do it again today. Look, I'm in shape. I'm in shape.

Starting point is 00:03:02 I'm a little sick too. If you feel like I'm breathing like that in the mic, that's why. So, Tim Bachelorette, excuse me. Oh yeah! What is it that... Oh, sorry, I should have moved away. Tim Wright, I love him. I love him.

Starting point is 00:03:18 There's a little white thing, I'm going to have it everywhere. I love him. Okay, Bachelorette. So, we're going to talk about Noréa today, but it won't be flat. We'll also talk about other things, like anal. All the time. Anal is part of our... Yes. Some people came to other shows,

Starting point is 00:03:34 in general, Sex Orale. So some people, it's their first show. Good balance. Thank you all for being here. Hey, but it's... Gatineau, I have a question to ask you. Gatineau, it's... Let's say that all day I'm at the spa, okay? And there are two ladies who speak French, okay?

Starting point is 00:03:49 And they clearly didn't come from Gatineau. Okay, clearly not. They came from Saint-Geron or somewhere in there. So I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French.

Starting point is 00:03:57 Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand how we really went wild in French. Okay? And I don't understand come from Gatineau. OK? Clearly not.

Starting point is 00:04:05 He came from Saint-Geron or somewhere in there. So I don't understand how we really went to French and Gatineau twice. I don't understand. You were asking the same questions last time. Well, that's for sure. Yes. So there were some who were there and who remembered that. Well, let's see, there were people speaking French.

Starting point is 00:04:23 Well, it's okay. But it's crazy. We'll talk about it next time too, if you want, it's see, people speak French. Well, it's okay. But it's crazy, really. We'll talk about it next time too, if you want, it's okay. No, no, no, I want to catch it, but the people who cross the street in Gatineau are very, very, very dangerous too, I noticed. What do you mean? Well, I think I almost hit four. Well, we hope they're there tonight. If you've ever had a little redhead,

Starting point is 00:04:45 don't think it's a red stop. No, but people cross, for real, I swear to you, people cross the street. They walk and don't look. And I could have just run over him. And there was a guy in a wheelchair who did tricks in the middle of the street. I swear to you, on my daughter's head, he was like... He was in the middle of the street. I swear, I put it on my daughter's head.

Starting point is 00:05:06 He was like... He was in the street. In Gibraltar. In Gatineau, next to it. I swear. In Gibraltar. No, it's in Alma. It's true, you're right. Not Alma, but in Elm... What's next to Gatineau?

Starting point is 00:05:20 Elmur. That's it. That thing. That city. Yeah, yeah, I swear. I city, yeah yeah, I swear. I swear because I'm not daring you. And it's after the little man in a wheelchair who was doing tricks in the middle of the street. It was fucking funny, but it's super dangerous.

Starting point is 00:05:34 He was doing tricks and he was moving super fast on the ice. Well, check. It's the casino. I'll take your... We'll come back, we'll come back. It's a beautiful city. It's a very beautiful city, Gassidon. Is there someone in a wheelchair here tonight?

Starting point is 00:05:48 No, he's not here. No, but yesterday we had a Donald Duck. Is it true? Is Donald Duck here tonight? That would be fun. I'm going to get my head around it mentally. No, I can't get my head around, we're not here for that. Okay. Joannie, what's your dream wedding? Where I'm dressing yours and you're dressing mine?

Starting point is 00:06:11 Yes, yes, it's really fun. Okay, I'm starting? I imagine you like cowboys, like, everyone has cowboy boots, right? It's at the laundry. All your exes are there to put things in order. All your exes at the Valtrye. And then,

Starting point is 00:06:34 the sun is the bouquet. Well, that's flat. What else? He could have an African theme. Stop talking all the time about his safari all the time. So it could be full of... of... of... of giraffes statues.

Starting point is 00:06:54 In my wedding. In your wedding. In my wedding. Yes. No? It doesn't sound like something that speaks to you? Okay. It's okay.

Starting point is 00:07:04 No, but you're giving me ideas. But... No, I? Okay. It's okay. No, it's okay. Give me some ideas. No, I see myself... Well, no. I'll explain it to you. I'll try to guess. We'll brainstorm. It's okay. Who are you? What do you visualize for me? Yours.

Starting point is 00:07:18 I see you very minimalist. Oh, wow. Really. As much as you're very flamboyant, you're very in life, I feel, I don't know why, that your marriage will be very delicate. It's flat. No, you think? Well, no, but I understand. But you understand?

Starting point is 00:07:34 Like, I think it's going to be on a chapel. Well, not sure. Underneath. On the chapel. Underneath the chapel. And that's it. Oh, my God. It gives the head there.

Starting point is 00:07:44 You're right. Under the cap. And... That's all. Oh my god. It makes you want to be there. Everyone wants to have 50 bucks for the cover. Everyone is like, ok. It's going to be simple. A nice cap. And a nice cap.

Starting point is 00:08:00 What would your dream wedding be? I don't know. Probably a minimalist. No, but beautiful flowers everywhere, I admit. So a minimalist is also... No, that's the theme, Liz. We have to talk about our wedding. Ah. Yes. Honestly, I didn't think much.

Starting point is 00:08:17 You guys... Each one goes first. You're crazy. No, but... In Europe. Yes, I would answer in Europe. Why? Because it's fucking far.

Starting point is 00:08:32 Exactly. You're sure nobody will be there? Leave it alone. My aunt who's angry, she won't be there. She won't pay for a trip to Venice. She's in a state of crisis. Why in Europe? Is that so common?

Starting point is 00:08:48 It's not in Cuba, you have to do that. No, like, in Cuba. No, but like, marriages are not allowed. I'm all along her wedding. But like Foncé, you're pregnant. The big fucking crisis. Oh, it's boring. It's not that bad.

Starting point is 00:09:07 It wouldn't be better, but... I know there are places where it's better to get married. But my dream wedding would be, I think... I think it's going to be fucking nice. Like... it's going to be fucking nice. There's going to be fucking nice. Like... It's gonna be fucking nice. They're gonna have special things. Little surprises. They're gonna have like...

Starting point is 00:09:32 They're gonna have a lot of things that are gonna land. There's gonna be a clown. No, Joannie... Did you see the clown party? They're still there. They gave us a ride! We agree on that. So Joannie, come back to the clowns. It's going to be that.

Starting point is 00:09:47 No, it wasn't my clown that I wanted. I didn't order him. I think we could ask our guests what their dream wedding would be like now. What do you think? Yes! We have two guests for you tonight. Those who were there yesterday know who they are, but we can't wait to introduce them. There is one of them.

Starting point is 00:09:55 He came to the podcast twice. It's a 5-day habit. He's a very good host. He's a very good host. He's a very good host. He's a very good host. He's a very good host. He's a very good host.

Starting point is 00:10:03 He's a very good host. He's a very good host. He's a very good host. He's a very good host yesterday know who they are, but we can't wait to introduce them. There's one of them. He came twice to the podcast. He's a regular on the show. He's a superstar. When... To make him come back a second time,

Starting point is 00:10:15 you asked him to come. Everyone was like, we want... Blank Arvianne. And our other guest is an OG YouTuber. We have memories from 10 years ago. You sure you know her voice? We have here Alice and Gabriel Marion. Turn down for what? Turn down for what?

Starting point is 00:11:06 Turn down for what? Where do I put this little cup? You can put whatever you want. I have a drink too. Where is it? Where is the bar? Your crunch. It's not a commandite, that's all I wanted to drink. But it's really two shower bags that made this. Are you looking for water? Are you looking for water in the bottle, my dear? Yes, but no, I have that, but I don't have water in the bottle. Hey, we forgot to tell you too. Why do we invite them?

Starting point is 00:11:26 Oh, it's Nicole. Do you want to give it to me? Nicole! We didn't even talk about Nicole! Nicole is here! Thank you! Nicole, I forgot to introduce you yesterday.

Starting point is 00:11:42 I have to read my cards. Nicole is our technician in Studio Depuis Jour 1, our baby, sex-horror is nothing without him. And tonight he's here with us and he's also the guardian of time. Exactly. So basically, it's me, we have several nice surprises tonight. If there are some who have already seen shows, we did a couple so you may have already seen what it looks like. But anyway, it's me who says, OK, we're off to the next step, the next game, the next surprise. So here it is, it's my role tonight. I love you. I love the person who said, I love you Nicole.

Starting point is 00:12:20 I love you. Is it going to be Joannie? I'm not playing the bottle. As you pop the bottle. Where did I put my little boxes? Stop it! What I was saying about these two women, it's amazing that we chose them,

Starting point is 00:12:35 because they are two fucking cunts. Oh, yes! It's not a secret for anyone. It's not a secret for anyone. It's going to be a Sunday. You, in your head, it's like a secret for anyone. It's not a secret for anyone. It's going to be a Sunday. You, in your head, it's like a relaxed Sunday. No, no, no. You don't understand. We're all going to crash after.

Starting point is 00:12:52 It's after or after. In your opinion. I don't know how to open this. It's going to be... Especially that, it's going to be complicated. I'm really not good at it, but I can try. Go, Gab! Oh, I just thought I was gonna get a tag.

Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah, but there's a hand. I need to put my microphone on. It's always better with two hands. Okay. So, Gabriel, while you're at it, do you want to tell us, is it something you would have liked, you and Marie? Is it something you want? Because you're presenting... I would have liked to get married? Is it something you want?

Starting point is 00:13:25 I would have liked to get married. You're engaged right now. I'm engaged. Are you going to get married? Congratulations. Is the wedding scheduled or not necessarily? It's not scheduled yet. I want to get married, but before that I want to buy a house.

Starting point is 00:13:40 I haven't bought a house yet, and we know that houses cost a lot today. Before putting money on a wedding, because of course I'm going to put money on a wedding, I'm going to put money on a house first. I understand. So, priority. I understand. Bravo. But at least I'm engaged.

Starting point is 00:13:55 I understand. That's what I wanted. I understand. And I found the perfect man. The biggest effect of finding the perfect man is just... I'm trying to be very rich. To find the perfect man for a wedding. The biggest effect is finding the man, he just remains... Ok, but wait, I'm being very... A perfect man, a two-marriage man, you Alice.

Starting point is 00:14:08 Is it something that you imagine is possible by dancing for married men, wait? No. That's it, huh? No. Like... Even at this moment, if I married someone, he's already married. Ah!

Starting point is 00:14:24 The guy I married is already he would be married already. So... We salute him. Does his wife know? His wife doesn't want to divorce him. There's too much money. She wants to negotiate how much she will receive before. Ah!

Starting point is 00:14:37 Wait, no, no, no! Wait, because we're not going to drink her bottle, but we're going to put it aside. It's important. We broke the bottle. I want to know. No, no, We broke the bottle. You're a liar. I want to be honest. I really want to be honest. No, no, but I might need a glass to continue answering. Do you have something to say?

Starting point is 00:14:49 No, no, no, no. Do you want to know? Hey, Mark, I want you to repeat what you said. There may be someone in the room who is, you know, the job of opening wine. Do you have a wine opener here? Continue telling us. The married man who is married and who is still there. Why?

Starting point is 00:15:04 Well, he asked for a divorce, but she doesn't want to sign the papers because she doesn't agree on the amount she will receive. So she tries to pursue him, but she just dropped the pursuit. So eventually she will sign to accept to divorce him. It's because he's worth like 100 million. He retired at 40 years old, he does legos because he doesn't know what to do with his time. He only has money. That's why people laugh at you.

Starting point is 00:15:27 He bought a kit of 41,000 pieces today. He's only doing Legos from his time. I wonder if there are people in the room who recognize them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no here? He had a question? No, no, no. He was in the United States. He took the plane twice a month to come see me. Wow, girl. But I'm afraid to travel. I'm afraid of planes. Really? I don't want to go. I'm afraid of planes. I'm afraid of robots.

Starting point is 00:15:57 Well, at least he's the one who's coming. Well, yeah. Are you sure he's rich for real? Yes, because I... I'm really going to say this. I searched his passport to find his legal name, first name, family name. Because I knew his name was his middle name. I wanted to know his full name.

Starting point is 00:16:16 After that, I found it on Lincoln. I found his net worth. I found that he sold his company. I found all the articles. So you found it on Google? Yes, yes. And you'll see that he sold his company and I found all the articles. Ok, so you understood the search on Google. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you'll see that he sold his company and it's worth $100 million. It's online. I knew it online. Is that why you want to marry him?

Starting point is 00:16:35 Oh, you're transparent. Yes. Ok. I love it! No, no, but I've clients that were richer than this, that were worth more than this, in the top, the richest thing in Canada. And I still refused because I didn't like them as a person.

Starting point is 00:16:53 He's still a good person, he's super nice, he's a nice guy, he's 40 years old, I have fun with him. He's 40? He's a baby. Yeah, but he started his company when he was 22, and he sold it this year, in 1941. Well, I'll wish you luck. Thank you. I wish you luck with a multimillionaire.

Starting point is 00:17:13 Thank you very much. And to steal all his cash. I would admit that I would have a child. I would be smarter than the other one. I would stay until I have a child. Do you want to have children? Yes, but I don't want to have children in misery. I always thought I would have a child all by myself if I wanted to have a child one day. But I wouldn't want to have a child all by myself if I wasn't able to remember his needs.

Starting point is 00:17:41 So as long as I'm with someone, as long as I have someone, I'll have someone who can remember my needs and the needs of the child. I'm not going to add someone in my life and not make it ideal for someone who's not there yet. I understand. I'm fine alone. You're fine. I'm fine in my own way. If I'm in my own way, I'm not going to add someone. So if I'm at ease, I'll feel more comfortable. I understand.

Starting point is 00:18:06 Do you believe in marriage? Not just marriage, but do you believe in the one? Like you're going to marry the person you love and you can stay with that person all your life. Do you believe in that? I do. Because right now, my chum is the person, I don't see myself with anyone else. He's the best person I've had in my life,

Starting point is 00:18:30 and I've had chums. But it's really... It looks like I don't see myself... Well, I'm telling you this because I'm in love with you. I'm trying to tell you. It's easy to say. But I think yes. I think yes. What do you think?

Starting point is 00:18:45 I think it depends on why you go. If you go for love, you have to find the person you want to say, there's nothing bothering me, everything is perfect, everything is perfect. I think if I go with love, I'll have to take my time. Money is something else. Money is something else. You know, in the situation I am in, if I come to Parmeton to marry a client, it's him, my client, he chose me, it's up to me to choose him back. Would you stop your job for a guy who gives me my salary that I do?

Starting point is 00:19:20 I wouldn't accept to be told, you stay at home and you can't have the money you have. Yes. He tells you, I pay you what you do at the bar, but you stop working. Do you stop losing it a little or not at all? 100%. I would be really sad for example. I would be sad. But you would have to do a little more than what you do at the bar. But it wouldn't be a question of money,

Starting point is 00:19:38 it would be a question of I like to dance, I like to go to work, I like to prepare myself, I like to see my friends, my colleagues, I like to dance. I like to go to work. I like to prepare myself. I like to see my friends, my colleagues. I like to meet new people. I like to see my clients. I like to connect. And I like physical contact with people. I like to hug. I like to dance. I like that. I really like my job. I like humans as such. So I think I would get bored. Even when I don't want to work and I'm just at home because I work when I want to.

Starting point is 00:20:06 I get bored. Sometimes I get bored. I don't know why I find it boring. But your ideal would be to marry a man who gives you your salary, but who lets you go to work too. Because there are some who would let you go to work. Yes, but... Yes. But you know, not even... You know, they wouldn't want...

Starting point is 00:20:26 The reason why I would have money is just because if he stands on me, I don't want to have an apartment. And all the time I was with him, I didn't put a stand aside because I didn't have any income. So I don't want to move away, vulnerable and dependent. I still want to be able to take his money and put it on the side and be like,

Starting point is 00:20:42 If you threaten me too much, if you exceed the limit, I'm out. I try to say bye, goodbye. With her body. You're so mean. I'm gonna put the limits. But you know, I say that, but all my kids I've had never given me a cent.

Starting point is 00:20:57 I did four times their salary, and it's me who paid their Uber Eats. That's it. Yeah, that's it. It's more like that. Oh, you're gonna say, oh, it's it. Oh, you're so sweet. A green sip! Thank you!

Starting point is 00:21:10 Thank you! I was so sad. Thank you! We should have done that from the start. It was terrible. I drank every second of that little bottle. I was going to puke. Do you believe in marriage? I hate it. I hate every second of trying to open that little bottle. I look like a rock. Hey, your glass.

Starting point is 00:21:27 Well, do you believe in marriage? Yes, no, no. We would have... We would have gone to Mary Fuck Flush, right? I think so. We have here this beautiful little diaporama. Is that what we call a diaporama? A Mary Fuck Flush. It's not us who chose Flush instead of Kill. I guess our team said

Starting point is 00:21:50 it's more politically correct. Yes, we were at sex orale. We won't say the word kill certain. So we're going to flush today. I would say kill for real. We'll say kill. Because Flush, I think it's still too much. Yeah, that's it.

Starting point is 00:22:05 I like... He's going to say, Marie, make love, and kill. In French. Ah, in French. Make love, I choose. Perfect.

Starting point is 00:22:16 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I think this one is for... Oh, that's a good one! This one is for Joannie. No, the king is not dead. Yeah, that's true, that's the man of your's for Joannie. Well, no, Phil... Phil Roy isn't in the picture.

Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah, that's the man of your life. Phil Roy, I kill him! My God. You could have pretended it was complicated and difficult to choose. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no If I had two choices to marry, they would be in my two choices. Ok, so there's one, you're a forerunner, that's for sure. But it's for sure you're not marrying him. Well then... Can you put my bet on Jonathan Roy? Bet on who?

Starting point is 00:22:55 Who says I'm forerunner? Jonathan Roy. Me. Ok, we'll do another one. Who forerunner Jonathan Roy? Ok. Ok, who says I'm a pig, Arnaud? She wants to. Okay, I started but it doesn't matter. Why am I the one who starts?

Starting point is 00:23:21 Because it's your boys. Oh, I love them so much. Okay, so it's Marie Arna you're going to marry Arnaud? No, but Arnaud, I don't see his face on it. Check, he's there. The smell. Oh my God, I can't see him. Seriously.

Starting point is 00:23:35 Come here. I think... No, I'm going to fuck Joe, that's for sure. And I'm going to marry Arnaud, what do you want? I understand. It's a good choice. You, what going to do? Well... I'm sure...

Starting point is 00:23:50 I drew my chum and everyone was writing to me like, It looks like you drew so much I'm waiting for it. Oh no! I had to see the drawing to understand. It's a bit the same casting as my partner. You're going to marry him? I'm going to give him a lot of pecks on his cheeks. casting que mon conjoint. Fait que c'est sûr que... Tu marierais? Oui, donner des becs aux joues. Euh...

Starting point is 00:24:08 Bon, non, même chose que toi. Ouais, vous autres? OK. Moi, euh... Moi, moi, moi, moi, ben je... Ouais, je fourrais avec Jonathan, for sure. Il y a une chose que tout le monde est capable.

Starting point is 00:24:19 Absolument. C'est ça, ça va être la meille avant pour tout le monde. Je marierais Phil Roy. Euh... Oh! I think he looks like a sweet boy. He's a sweet boy, he's super nice, he's smart. I'm Arnaud, my girl.

Starting point is 00:24:34 I'm sorry, I double killed him. Oh! Arnaud! No! We're the same, guys. I think you're cuter than the other girls. I think you tell me if I can wake up every morning next to someone, I prefer girls. Absolutely. I don't understand, but I'm in.

Starting point is 00:24:56 It's my opinion, sorry. The three of us are ex-girlfriends. She just doesn't want to get wet. Lisa! I have a happy family. Ha ha ha! Next! Ah!

Starting point is 00:25:12 Oh! Hey! Oh, Bella! Ok, go ahead, go ahead Marion. I'm called Marion. Marion, Marion, Marion! I just know Marique. Ok, so I don't know. I called Marion. Marion, Marion, I only know Marie. Marie-Don, Marie-Don, Marie-Don. Marie-Don!

Starting point is 00:25:27 So, I don't know who it is, but I think I'm Marie-Louité. Yes. I think I have money. You have to see it tomorrow because I didn't know who it was. I'll go get your point. But see for yourself. I think I have a good family, even though I can't have children. I think I'm sleeping with Joe Cormier.

Starting point is 00:25:47 You know, if you want money, there's Mike Ward. Yes, yes. He has a lot of money. I'm spoiling myself. I'm spoiling Mike Ward. Because of his money? I find it... I find it funny, but I don't know if it's controversial to say that, but I find it funny.

Starting point is 00:26:07 Would you like me to see you with him? Well, yes. I have something to tell you behind, but not about Mike. Huh? Is it cool? Behind, why? It's not about him, but it's about something else, but I have something to tell you. Are you going to spoil a celebrity who came to your thing?

Starting point is 00:26:21 Yes. Oh my God, do you want to know? No, no, I can't say it here. Okay, a hint. But you can't give me a hint. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no me neither, but he said he was in the mood to have money, so I'd marry him and kill the other guy at the other end. Oh yeah, Joe Cormier! I don't know who he is.

Starting point is 00:26:52 Joe Cormier is funny. Yeah. He looks funny. He seems to have drive, I saw him on the show. It's weird, but I have the impression that Joe Cormier could be my brother. Why? Don't you think you're a kind of air? No.

Starting point is 00:27:03 No? You see? Maybe not a bear. Let's read. No, maybe there's too many bears hiding. Yeah, that's right. They're missing a moustache. There are family bears. So I'm going to pick it up because of that. So, Kirill, if you have a studio...

Starting point is 00:27:20 Ok. Who do you want? Oh! Louis. Oh yeah! OK. Who do you want? Oh! Oh! Louis. Oh yeah! He's hungry. That's why he's combing your hair. He says you're beautiful.

Starting point is 00:27:34 And Mike, he's hungry for real. So you'd marry him. Yes. I know Mike is hungry. He's the person in the middle that everyone told me the most beautiful comments. He's the one with the best reputation in the middle, if you ever ask yourself.

Starting point is 00:27:51 He's the most hungry. Well, Mike, I've always wanted... To suck him. No? Well, I don't know, Chris, what are you talking about? I've always wanted to have a discussion with him. Okay, okay. Okay. I'd like that.

Starting point is 00:28:10 Mike. Well, Mike is my... Let's say that in a life, there's always one thing you want to do before you die. Suck Mike. Before you die, you want... Mike. No, Mike. I've always wanted make Mike see, talk to Mike, be Mike. Like... I love him. I love him. I love Mike.

Starting point is 00:28:32 I just realized something. If you think I have green teeth, I drank apple juice with my teeth. I forgot to remove them. Oh my God, I'm sorry, I forgot. Ah, Moussa said, oh, it looks like a toy. But, but it doesn't look like it. I'm going to... Mike... well, Joe... I think I'm going to go crazy with Joe because he did pornographic films in his videos and I think he seems to know that. I didn't know that one, but it's more familiar to me.

Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah, Joe seems to be open. Louis T. Decédé. R.I.P. Sorry, Louis and Mike. And they're also... Hey, who's that? Yeah, that's it. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge.

Starting point is 00:29:12 I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. I'm not a very good judge. Me, when I leave, I think I marry Hélène Boudreau. I marry Hélène. I like Hélène.

Starting point is 00:29:28 I don't know who she is, but I like her in love. That woman is smart and beautiful. And listen, I have respect for that woman at another level. I marry her. I make eggs, pancakes, anything in the morning until the end of the day. I take care of her and her cat, Cookie, whenever. I sleep with Sonia, she's beautiful, super thin, she has a big belly too. But I don't know who Rosy is, just by elimination like that,

Starting point is 00:29:56 I'm going to go anyway. I'm going anyway. You're a little bit Rosy. You look at her, quickly, you say. Fuck Sonia, Mary, Ellen and Flush, Rosy. F- F- F- F- F- F-

Starting point is 00:30:12 F- F- F- F- F- F- F- F- 40 heterosexuals that you see. Wait, Rosie Doll? Rosie Doll is a cis heterosexual male.

Starting point is 00:30:32 Okay, been there, done that, I guess. Yes, but he is... Yes, so that's it. And he came to our launch for the first time because we received him at the podcast D'Eguiser. He came to our normal launch. So there's a gentleman and I recognize his beautiful soft eyes. He's well dressed, kind of complete. I'm like, oh, what is he doing here?

Starting point is 00:30:57 Then I went to see him. I said, hi, thanks for being there. He said, it's rosy. Stop it. I said, oh my god, oh my god, I have to go to Johanny. Johanny, guess who, guess who, guess who? It's a kind of beautiful blonde with blue eyes. He's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:31:12 Oh, well, wait, wait. That's interesting though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, fake Rosy Dolls. Because I have insights that you don't have. Clearly. Well, it's because I Clearly. Yeah, yeah. It's because we know her too well.

Starting point is 00:31:28 I think we've gotten too close. So it seems like I'm not going to be able to get her. Like my sister would. Hélène, I really want to take care of this woman. She needs love so much. Like, we're just going to hug her and... Hey, you see how beautiful it is with her She just passed by the most dangerous thing in the world, the Antarctic, the Drake Passage. Incredible.

Starting point is 00:32:08 I love it. She ate spaghetti with my 3-year-old daughter. All naked. She was naked, we had a shoot, and she ate spaghetti. My little daughter ate spaghetti. I have a picture of it, legendary. It's funny, she was cramped. And my little daughter ate her spaghetti, I have a legendary picture of it. I was like... And it was funny, she was cramped. It was so funny.

Starting point is 00:32:29 I love it. So we're going to marry all of Ellen. Right? Yeah, we're going to marry all of Ellen. It's going to be our last one because we have a surprise after that. Oh yeah. After that, we finished the show. Oh!

Starting point is 00:32:39 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That's so annoying! Oh! Okay! Oh! Nicole! Oh, okay!

Starting point is 00:32:45 Oh, Nicole! It's not fair, you're here! It's not fair, it's not fair. I know you're starting. Nicole, are you ready to die many times? I'm ready. It's a real joke. Because Nicole, I'll marry you.

Starting point is 00:33:02 Oh! He was ready! He knew he was good, he was still... Nicole, I'll marry you. For sure. And Joannie, I'll... fuck you up. I'll fuck you up.

Starting point is 00:33:20 So you kill yourself. Yes. The suicide is sometimes the best option. No, but it's too... Don't listen to that. No, but... To answer that, it should be my option. It's not true what I said yesterday.

Starting point is 00:33:40 It was just in the way of reading it at the time. I had to do it to be my ass kicked. That's it. Are you going to kill yourself to get your ass kicked? Of course. Well, certainly. That's not fair. So, in the end... That's fair.

Starting point is 00:33:54 Okay. Okay! No, but... Do you want to? I think I'm going to marry Nicole. Yes. Be careful what you're going to say next time you go to marry Nicole? Yes. Be careful what you're going to say next time. I'm going to eat a full microbiota.

Starting point is 00:34:14 I'm fucking susceptible. They're going to choose me because I'm susceptible. You can kill me, but I'm doing the good stuff with the microbiota. What? The good microbiota stuff with me, you'll be healthy, your intestinal flora will be healthy. I have money to order the good microbiota stuff. I'm talking to Lana, Lisanne. Lisanne, I think Joannie, unfortunately...

Starting point is 00:34:48 We're going to create a tomb for you. It's flat that I'm dead. But if I could, I would kill you both. At worst, we could be very close. Does it exist in this world? There's no death here! There's no death! There's no death here!

Starting point is 00:35:07 But you said you'd be a little bit of a dick, so I'm a little bit of a dick. I'm a lot of a bitch. No, it's because I've known you for a long time. It's true. A good decade. We played in a movie together, and all along the movie, I wasn't able to keep my hands away from his ass and his breasts. I was like, look! Yeah, but we were filming naked.

Starting point is 00:35:28 We were playing two erotic massacres. Exactly. I understand. It was easy to take on the method of an actor. If you want to see the balls, look at the purgatory of the intimes. On Crave. But it's my old ball. I've changed the ball since.

Starting point is 00:35:43 Impossible. So you're going to see a... How do you call that? It's an old ball, I changed the ball since. Impossible! You're going to see a... how do you call it? Upgrade? A new reveal? No, it's old. The old model. No, but it was smaller. Now it's bigger.

Starting point is 00:35:57 You mean it was bigger? It's not smaller, it was smaller. It's not small. It was smaller at first. I have 800 cc but I had 560. 800? Are you serious? 800, I have 545.

Starting point is 00:36:14 I have 250 cc. But I didn't have a single cc. So you're starting with a small base. Less. And I didn't have a base. I have 34 34B. That's perfect. Do you have the win? We would be surprised.

Starting point is 00:36:31 Yes! That's good. What did you say? The win. I have a question for you. During a bachelorette party, what is the activity of choice? And I named it... The Powder! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:37:07 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh Oh! Oh! Okay, well, now... Oh! Ah! Ah! Congratulations! Let's put these emotions back.

Starting point is 00:37:56 What's going on in your head? I think it's... We didn't know... It was... Come here! Come here! Did you know? I knew. It was... Come here! Come here! Did you know? I knew. No, it's not okay. I didn't know.

Starting point is 00:38:09 You knew? I didn't know. Me neither. I didn't know. Surprise! Can we step back? I just want to remind you something. This guy...

Starting point is 00:38:20 put me on site! I have a child of this guy. I carried him myself. I was like, yes, that's it. It doesn't make sense. No, but you're a jerk. Did you see him? I just want to remind you that sometimes I'm like,

Starting point is 00:38:37 no, I have a headache. No, no. Please, what's my problem? Yes. Ah! Please, what's my problem? Look at that! Can we step back? I'll ask for a reminder. A reminder! A reminder!

Starting point is 00:38:58 For real, he was crouched like a monkey. I was like... How long has it been since you were there? I didn't think she was going to go down the hill. I thought she was just hanging on. I didn't think she was going to go up. He was already up there. He was like a monkey.

Starting point is 00:39:18 I was like, who's the tech that Puffy installed? What the hell? He was just hanging there with a light. He didn't have the memo. No, no, it's my chum. It was incredible. Hey, the show can end, we're going to go and touch each other. No, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:39:33 Well, yeah, but I was expecting him to do dances for you too. I was a little... No, no, no, you wouldn't have been happy. No, no, I would have... I would have walked with your chum and you would have been scared. Wow, wait, we're let's take some context here. No, I can't. He can't dance to death.

Starting point is 00:39:48 I think it's going to be exciting. Yes, but after that you would have told me, you wanted all my life. No. You would have said, you look like you liked that, old man. Too much! Too much! No, it's going to be exciting. I would have liked that. Come on, Claude! Who's keeping the baby?

Starting point is 00:40:07 Oh, he's coming back. Are you going to dance with him? No, no, no, no. I'm not that wise. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay. I'll never put it back. It's incredible this show. I'm not even a moustache anymore, I have little cardboard on my face.

Starting point is 00:40:23 Wait a minute. I'm not with him, we did it. You have little flashbacks, I see't even brush my teeth, I have some little cardboard on my face. Wait a minute. I think with him we did it. You have little flashbacks, I see you fixing the carpet and then... Oh my God! I didn't come to come. Sorry. No, but nobody wants you there. Well, no, I understand.

Starting point is 00:40:34 So... Pole dance. But would you like to do a pole dance? Yes. A pole dance? You said that's not what you necessarily prefer to do. It's not... Even if I'm a dancer, the pole is not my specialty.

Starting point is 00:40:47 The more time goes by, the less the pole is necessary in the bars. Especially since the more time goes by, the more the girls... During the pandemic, there was a little bit that there were fewer dancers. Now, the dancers are more and more. So you go on stage... During your evening, the bar, we'll say, opens at 7.30pm, they close at 3am, you might go on stage once or twice. So the customers, you know, the world comes and it's a question of luck if they see you on stage.

Starting point is 00:41:17 Because there are thirty, forty girls, you do a turn, there's a pause, there's a turn, then you're gone. But dancers without a pause, it wouldn't be the same. Well, it's because dancers, we make our money in return, with the clients, when we do private dances, we don't make money to go there, we pay. We pay to go there, or we pay to not go there. Wait, you pay. That's where you get lost. Not necessarily, but no.

Starting point is 00:41:42 I mean, I walk in a bobette and everyone notices me. You see, you remind me that the last time I went to the dancer, I really didn't go that often, he wasn't often after the pole. He was more often on the ground doing a kind of performance. He did what, Bâton? I went up, this time, I'll tell you, I went up on the stage with money to perform.

Starting point is 00:42:08 I wasn't the dancer, but I went up and lay down on the floor. The dancer came to see me and she said, I'm not feeling well, I'm new, are you a dancer? I can be a dancer once in a while. I was like, no. I'm too sometimes. I'm like, no. Oh my goodness. I'm really too intimidated. As soon as I speak, I'm like, no way.

Starting point is 00:42:31 So, I was like, finally, I'm the dancer. You stole the shoes. I stole the shoes. You should have kept your money. You deserved it. You should have kept your title. The price, too. You're the one with the most experience.

Starting point is 00:42:42 We'd like you to give us a little lesson, please. With pleasure! Yes! With pleasure, let's go! No, but I'm going to take my shower and bath. I know that Lisanne, maybe Kamen, at this moment, saying that it's me who has the most experience, because I don't know if there are people who have been following Lisanne for a long time,

Starting point is 00:43:00 but do people remember that Lisanne has already followed pole lessons? Lisanne! I didn't lessons? Ah! Lisanne! I didn't know! That's not true! Lisanne has taken pole lessons for several weeks. She even did a vlog showing her evolution. And she was good! She was really good! Excuse me? You didn't tell me that earlier.

Starting point is 00:43:19 It was just one month. Several weeks. It's one month more than mine. But hey, it's been... Literally, I a month. Several weeks. It's been a month more than a month. Literally, I was 19. I'm 29. Literally 10 years old. You're only 29.

Starting point is 00:43:33 I'm like 30 in 6 months. I'm a huge fan. I've known you for a long time, Lysande. Do you think you're getting a little bit older? Honestly, I'm getting older. I might have to make some holes in it. My dear, come find me. Come find me. Excuse me, oh my god.

Starting point is 00:43:53 Ok, but I admit that I'm dressed, so I'm sure I'll be fine. With a microphone? Do you hold your microphone? I don't like the music. Now we want the strong sound. Ok, so you pull grip, what is pull grip? Pull grip is for girls like me who are too hot. I have problems, I'm hot, I'm hot all the time, under the arms, I'm hot in the hands, I'm sweating. And if you're hot, you can't really grip the pole.

Starting point is 00:44:23 It's really a thing, like gymnastics, it's useful to put it on your hands so you don't slip. Ideally, I'm not going to break my face in front of everyone here, so... It's going to be fine. We don't want that. Oh my God! Otherwise, it's going to be fun. And the pole is a little bit...

Starting point is 00:44:40 Who can climb with me? I don't know. I don't know how to climb the pole. You're going to do it in two or up. Do we do a first one? Yes, we want to see a first one. We'll try to repeat what you did. Yes, yes. I was told I had a cash gun.

Starting point is 00:44:54 Where's your cash gun? Where's my cash gun? Cash gun. It's not here. I took two fake 100$ and a ball to the list. No, but we can take it there and we can pick it up.

Starting point is 00:45:12 It's empty. Ok. Yeah, and the pole is a long pole, and it turns average. So, what do you want? No, but I just want to say that he's exposed to turning the pole, and he's not turning. Yes, that's it, exactly. Do you take the $100? Oops, I spoke too much.

Starting point is 00:45:34 She takes everything she says. Okay, well, you have to start now. Oh my God! Well, no, but now lyrics are like in the movie! Let's go girls! We want you ready, the rain, black on the sun, won't you come? We don't want a echo! No, that's it! We want the little one!

Starting point is 00:46:14 We want you to join us! Won't you come? That's it! Wonderful! Good job, magnificent! Good job, Joe! That ass! Oh! Ah, that went! Keep going, keep going, keep going! Go, go, go, go, go! Can't cover it! Ah! That went! Ok, Gab! Go Gab! You can do it!

Starting point is 00:46:45 Go! Gab! Gab! Gab! Gab! Wow! Gab! Wooo!

Starting point is 00:46:52 Oh my God! Wow! Bravo! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Starting point is 00:46:58 Oh! Oh! Good shot! Good shot Gab! Bravo! Yes, away! I... I was going to ask for a tune. Come on, Les!

Starting point is 00:47:07 No, it was a tune. Ok, you want to put it in your tune now? No, I want my tune now. I want my tune. Let's go! Ah, well, Caillou. You're a big boy now. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:47:20 At home, at home, I'm the big boy. I like to touch everything I touch. Wow! Oh my God. ["Je m'appelle Caillou"] Let's see. Oh! Oh! ["Je m'appelle Caillou"] Wow! Wow! Wow!

Starting point is 00:47:39 It's my love, puppy! Wow! Wow! Good job! Wow! ["Je m'appelle Caillou"] Oh my God, so good! I'm not a bad guy, but I'm a bad guy I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life But sometimes I'm a bad guy

Starting point is 00:47:50 I'm the biggest guy in your life But sometimes I'm a bad guy I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life I'm the biggest guy in your life Yo, c'est incroyable, Liz! T'es fucking bonne! T'es tellement bas!

Starting point is 00:48:06 Ben non, mais Liz, call it! Tu m'as fait un pompier pis tout! Wow! Tu m'as fait un pompier! Les hommes ont des bases que même moi j'ai pas parce que t'as suivi des cours, moi j'ai appris sur le tas dans mes chiffres. Ben, je faudrais que j'essaye. Ça commence à être loin, là. Là, tout nu, c'est sûr, c'est plus facile. Oui, ça a plus de grip.

Starting point is 00:48:23 Oui, tu colles de partout. Tu colles de partout. Mais tu fais des bleus. Oui, tu fais more grip. You stick it everywhere. But you make it blue. Yes, you make it blue. How do you turn it? Normally, it turns. Usually, it turns and it turns very smoothly. It's really easy. A pole, I can show you, usually you get on it.

Starting point is 00:48:43 It doesn't turn by itself? No, no, but... Look at this. Usually the pole turns. You don't turn, my beauty. You turn, but you're going to make bubbles. It's not sexy, bubbles. She's stunned!

Starting point is 00:48:58 Okay. Hey, it's not a sport. It's stiff. It's like a ball. You go down, and if you give a little push, they'll turn around. Come on, give them a little push. It's stiff. It's straight like a ball. If you're gonna say it, it's a ball. But we have a game with that. It's not just that, while we're at it.

Starting point is 00:49:19 Okay, okay. No, but you know, I imagine myself in that. I have to say that my jeans... My jeans are the worst outfit I've ever worn to do pole dance in my life. I'm sweating, I'm hot and I'm slipping. Can you take off your clothes? Stop it, I'm going to put myself naked. I'm going to take off my dance outfit very quickly if I have the authorization.

Starting point is 00:49:41 Would it be legal? Yes. We have the right to have someone in jeans the authorization. Would it be legal? Yes. We have the right to have someone on stage. If it's legal. Well... Pantou! For real!

Starting point is 00:49:55 I would be pleased to dance in a bobette. Ok, we'll keep that for the end. There's already Matoune. He put Black O' Son with Pleasure. You're going to be in a bobette to make a? Well, if you want, I'll have the stage. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààà He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked.

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Starting point is 00:50:44 He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. He's naked. Is it true? Is it true? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:50:52 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:51:00 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't live on objects. Problem solved, you're going to make me cum. Problem solved. We can go to the bottom of the blog. So what we're going to do is a truth or a poll. So either you answer,

Starting point is 00:51:14 if you don't want to answer, we'll make a full dance and we want it to be a pig. But are your questions personalized? Yes. And when it's Joannie's or my turn, Are the questions personalized? Let's see. Yes. What does that mean? When it's Joannie's or my turn, we have a little sheet here, we'll give it to you. We're fully organized and personalized. No, I'm not asking her.

Starting point is 00:51:35 What is that? Ask her a question. I'm asking this, we're asking this. That's for you two, okay? Okay. You two, truth or false? Okay. Do you want to choose the first one?

Starting point is 00:51:44 No, it's you two who answer. Okay, it's? Oh. You want to choose the first one? No, it's the others who answer. We answer, I say truth. Yes, truth. Truth, perfect. And if we don't want to answer, we take the poll. That's it. I want to ask Alice.

Starting point is 00:51:59 What's the biggest age difference you've had with a partner? And tell us how it was. A sexual partner? Sexual. With Plaza, he was 95 years old. No! Oooooooookay! No, that's not true.

Starting point is 00:52:13 Yeah, I was 20 years old. And he was 95... I think. Is he dead? Well, he's not, but his wife is. And he talked about it all along. Wait, but at the moment he's not dead? But how old are you?

Starting point is 00:52:28 I think I'm 23. I'm 23. So it's like 3 years old. Did you have a kid? Well, like he... In your head? No, because he had old age. No, no, but he had old age, but not that much.

Starting point is 00:52:43 And you know, like, I had it no, but he was old, but not to that extent. And you know, I was really impressed. I was like, oh, you're a nice guy. You look good, I can imagine your age. And you're like, yeah, I look good. I was like, well, yes, you look good. And you're like, I'm just 60. But like, there was no way. He was 60 years old.

Starting point is 00:52:58 He was older than my grandfather. And it's like, I was working in a escort agency at the time. And I asked another girl. And the girl told me, she was there. He's an old man. she was there five years ago, he was 90, so I did the math. She was at her 90s parties, so she knew. Yeah, yeah, no, the girl was there, there was proof.

Starting point is 00:53:16 Okay, wait, was he able to have an erection? Yes. There was help. It doesn't even bother me to say, I only sucked the gentleman, he came, but at that age, I think there's nothing left to save. It was poop.

Starting point is 00:53:32 Like a book. It was so interesting, we should have made a podcast on the books. With a full of hair follicles. Yeah, we're gonna get you. Your hair is too long, you know. Let's see... But I admit that after... I was like Wadiff...

Starting point is 00:53:50 You're singing a song. But then I thought to myself, Wadiff was dead. Wadiff is beating his heart while he has an ori... He's dead at the same time. No, but... If I had Annie, I I had started with that... Yeah, I would have killed him! No, but...

Starting point is 00:54:10 No, no, that's it. Little sir, 95 years... I think she won. I've never heard that. I'm really serious. And below 95, it goes to... No, a little over 90. 70 years or more? It's like 3 I don't know. No, eighty-something. Seventy-something years older?

Starting point is 00:54:26 It's like three lives older than me. Well, it's older than my grandfather. It's like I really went beyond the level where I was like, I'm not older than my grandfather. I thought men didn't live that long. For real, women of 100 years. Men at 60, we didn't hear about it anymore.

Starting point is 00:54:48 And a lot of COVID. You came to see me at the hotel with your mask on. Well, yes. I swear, he risked the little bit of health left to come see me. He gave it all. Was it the other one who did the action? The only one. No, 95'm not.

Starting point is 00:55:06 I didn't even say he talked about his wife. It wasn't a long sexual relationship, but he talked a lot about his wife who was bored of his wife. His wife died in 2008, and she loved his painting. He loved my tattoo. He said, You studied art, my wife was an artist. He loved me a lot because of that.

Starting point is 00:55:23 It really touched me. He invited me to his house. He wanted to give me a lot because of that. No, it really touched me. Yes, no, it really touched me. And they invited me to their house. They wanted to give me a painting. They made paintings. But I said no because I was in Quebec. I was in Montreal and it was complicated for me to bring it back since I don't drive. So, the men of Quebec, 95 years old,

Starting point is 00:55:40 must not have a lot of money. Watch out for your grandparents, your great-grandparents. Paul, she didn't do it. What's the other question? I have the same question. Gave. Huh? Gave. Have you ever cheated on a partner? Oh...

Starting point is 00:55:53 Do you want to do some Paul? Do you want to do some Paul? Woohoo! I think I'll answer. I want to do some Paul too. Answer by doing your Paul. Oh! That's a good idea. I'm going to do my big cushion

Starting point is 00:56:10 saying that I already got one of my exes wrong. But not my cat, an ex. You make me look like it's magic I see nobody, nobody but you Oh my God! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! Oh my God! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Starting point is 00:56:29 I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Starting point is 00:56:37 I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you

Starting point is 00:56:46 I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you

Starting point is 00:57:02 I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you I'm a gift for you, you, you Hey! Wow! Okay, I almost lost my voice. No, but you're sexy. Like, when you talked about the little news, I told you the little news was uncomfortable. If I were new, I'd see you arrive, I'd be like, oh my god. Oh yeah?

Starting point is 00:57:18 I'd be like, oh, that's not my place. You're sexy in the boots. Oh, you're fine, thank you. Look at you, girl. You're shying away on a stage. But I've already been wrong. It's really good. It seems like it's forgivable because you danced well.

Starting point is 00:57:35 Of course. You have to come back to be forgiven. Does it happen often? Does it happen often? It happened once. Once. I didn't need that. If it happened often, it happened once. Oh, once. What now? Hey, I didn't need that. Okay, be totally justified. You're telling me that?

Starting point is 00:57:51 Excuse me, do you accept other questions? The others? The others. Wait, you're not the one asking questions. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's us who didn't want to. It's us who choose. You're the next ones.

Starting point is 00:58:00 Do you want to say that one? Choose it. Hey, the word cash. The word cash! Thank you. There was some. I have a question for Lisanne. With which guest of the podcast would you do a threesome with your current partner? Me?

Starting point is 00:58:27 You? What are you doing? I have problems... You're angry or not? I have jealousy, insecurity... I understand you. ...and low personal values. I understand you, darling.

Starting point is 00:58:38 So I don't want to say anything! No, it's a lie. Be honest. It's a lie? Well, yes. Be honest. Stop it. I'm honest. It's a lie? Well, yes. Be honest. Stop it. We've already talked about it many times.

Starting point is 00:58:49 Gab, go to bed. No, I don't have anyone I want to fuck my boyfriend. That's the answer. Liz. What? Oh, that's not the question. I don't know your boyfriend. It's a threesome.

Starting point is 00:59:04 A threesome. You have everyone together with your boyfriend. Your boyfriend is not the question. I'm not your husband. It's a choice. Everyone is together with their husband. Your husband is not in there. Don't you want to be there? Because it's a pretext. Because I'm the one who wants it. Did you see my husband? Did you see my husband?

Starting point is 00:59:22 Yes, but I saw you too. You're sexy. No, it's very smart. Take a sexy girl. A lesbian. We're going back to the 8 years ago. Basically, men say just me. Men say me. Okay, Alice.

Starting point is 00:59:35 I would like to have a kind of butch who sees my chum and goes... And she sees me. You know? I want a butch. I believe in your honesty. I think it's really the city. You said the city. I can see my junkie. And she sees me like... You know? I want a butt. I believe in your honesty. I think it's really the vulgarity. I'm not really into vulgarity.

Starting point is 00:59:52 I say you need to make a poll. I don't think you answered correctly. I already used my dance. I say Nicole, I want you to put another tune. Yes, she had another choice, I think. Alice. And I'd like you to make another choice. I had Michael. I want you to put put another tune. She had another choice, I think. Liz? I'd like to make another choice.

Starting point is 01:00:07 I'd like to put another song. I want to see my baby dance. So I'm like a thousand times more than a thousand times Why you at the bar, if you ain't popping the bottles Smoke is all the things that you can't use tomorrow So you gotta go and get out And I make that huge shit walk down the aisle Get off the freeway, exit 106 and walk it Ashtray, daytime is on Gucci, dollar, five dollar, got hours, walk it

Starting point is 01:00:38 I speak English, baby, I can't talk it Whoa, shit, I'm tired of this joint Workout, take time, only at this point You're with a winner, so baby, you can't lose Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

Starting point is 01:00:50 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!

Starting point is 01:00:58 Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! That was sexy! Trust me, it doesn't make sense! What's she doing? You want the sexy one?

Starting point is 01:01:08 No! I lost my microphone, actually. He's there, B, on the sex side. I don't think it's him. No, it's not him. It's okay, keep talking. Pretend I wasn't there. Well, well...

Starting point is 01:01:21 I don't understand. I'm going to... It's beautiful! I found it! I had it! I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. There are a lot of little problems. We have to ask Joe a question. Do we choose one? I have the shake. It was super unpleasant.

Starting point is 01:01:38 Seriously, you have to start over. You have to do the f***ing pole dance every day. We're going to have a f***ing pole in the studio. It's not going to be good. In each guest. We're gonna have a fucking pole dance every day. We're gonna have a fucking pole in the studio. It's not gonna be a good time. In each guest. It's gonna be good. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:50 We're gonna be crazy in there. Joanne, we have a question for you. What? We have a question for you. Okay. You want to say something? Tell us about the last time you faked loving something in bed. Oh, faking...

Starting point is 01:02:04 The last time you faked something something on bed? Huh? Oh! Faking something on bed? Like the last time you faked something, you came and you didn't like it. You faked something on bed, like you did something, you were like, oh yes! Oh! Oh! No, not even, I don't know, he did something and you were like, oh yes, it's full, sexy, haha. But in the end, you were really awkward. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:18 Well, it's been way too long, because, you know, Louis, he's been waiting for you. So you're going to dance, in the end. So you're going to dance. So you're going to dance. You didn't talk. So you're not going to dance. It's been too long. Ok, but I just want to tell you, I don't have any experience in dance. But I'm going to do a dance like that.

Starting point is 01:02:36 When she tries to move her butt, her butt moves. Yes. Huh? When you move your butt, your butt moves. I'm ready to move my butt. But wait, I'll give you context. Nicole, I want you to put my tune I danced to when I was younger. Hey, wait.

Starting point is 01:02:55 Ok, it's on there I danced the first time on a dance floor. That's the song you sang. Let's go! She's doing a show! Show time! Show time! Show time! Show time! Show time! Show time!

Starting point is 01:03:16 Show time! Show time! Show time! Show time! Show time! For the good of our YouTube channel and to continue to release podcasts on YouTube on an abdominal basis, we chose to cut this section of the editing. But if you still want to go see the episode without a cut, it will be on Patreon. So we invite you to join us on our Patreon page. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:03:49 We are flabbergasts! There is no one left to say anything. We are all... Without a mic, he's there. He's confiscated. Joannie? You know that I... I woke up one morning and I was like, I think I'm straight. What? No! I thought I was.

Starting point is 01:04:18 I was like, I'm a guy. Are you crazy? Did everyone see what I saw? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo She has boobs! I remember the last time I was at the podcast, you asked me if I had a bbll. You asked me if I had a bbll. I said no. You, do you have a bbll? Madam! My god! A lot of puddings.

Starting point is 01:04:54 Keep it up, you're so sexy. Keep it like that. I just wanted to do that because the extract from the beginning, you saw it, on the bull, Tommy won't be able to make an extract like that. He'll be able to make an extract, a real extract. What could he do?

Starting point is 01:05:12 Honestly, I don't know if there are people who were there at the bull's moment, but the extract wasn't representative of what it was. I took off my shirt after that, I was just uncomfortable and uncomfortable. And Joannie had trouble getting up up and then she was fucking hot and we saw three quarters of her ass. It's really because it's her brother who makes the extracts and makes me cry. My brother when I'm annoying, he makes shitty extracts of me. I'm really happy not to be passed after you.

Starting point is 01:05:42 Honestly, I understand so sad. I love it. When I said I would end up unhappy, I was like, I love it. I'd be so unhappy at home. I worked yesterday, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday. love that, I love it so much. I'm on stage and all of a sudden, my head is empty. There's just your song and it's the song you want. You chose it, your tune. So it's the song you love and you're looking forward to hearing. And you're looking forward to being there. And I, it comes to me...

Starting point is 01:06:18 But you see, I think it defines the part of empowering. Really? And boy, my English wasn't the best. To be a woman, like... It's like... No, but... I understood everything. It gives power as a woman, I think.

Starting point is 01:06:35 To assume, to find yourself sexy. And it's you who manages, in the end. You're like, it's you who manages. And I find that really hot. I find that sexy and I find... It's all up to you sexy. It's all about the tone. It's cool that she's that. I would do that, as I know it's mostly women. That's why I was so comfortable.

Starting point is 01:06:52 But it would be fun for women dancers. Do you think? I don't know. Old pigmen who go... Give me milk. I understand, but it seems that I like it more in front of women. I like men, but it seems that I don't need to do it in front of a man. It seems that I'm not going to dance, but a woman, it seems that I want to dance. It's too much. Look at me, it's the contrast.

Starting point is 01:07:23 You have breasts, you have breasts. What does a woman look like? I don't impress you, but sir, I impress you and you a dance. That's too much. Look at me, it's the opposite. I'm like, you have breasts, you have breasts. You know what, a sadist woman. I don't impress you, but sir, I impress you and I know it. You know, it's the opposite. It's the... Ah, well, I'm impressed by women. Ah, me too. Ah, me too. But I imagine it must be the context that the majority of the clients who come to the club and are not there to be impressed,

Starting point is 01:07:41 they are there to watch their guy next door. Yeah. No, no, no, I'm like... When they impress you, they don't like you. Because they're like, hey, if you impress me, you impress my man. So it's not the same thing. But a crowd, or let's say all the women go to the dancers, and there are only women, and it's for the women,

Starting point is 01:07:58 it's not the same vibe at all. Take away the men from the equation, and everything changes. Everything is fixed. But the problem is gone. The anxiety of watching the other side. Will you do me a favor? There is no pain, no shikans. We are here for fun.

Starting point is 01:08:12 You see, I would be kind of going to the dancer, at worst with my chum, and to tell the girls, I just want to say you are so beautiful. I do that all the time, everywhere. And it looks like something important, but I don't do it because it's important. I do it because I can't remember not to say it. I was playing in a place, whatever, and the server, and I was like, I have to tell you, it was so beautiful. Because I have a little side, like, I have art,

Starting point is 01:08:33 women, I love women, so I would go to the dancers just for that. The times I went to the dancers, it was good just for that. It's important to say it. You know, the girls... Let's say, in Vegas, when I was in Vegas, there were dancers all the time, everywhere. And I checked and I was like, there, there, they were fixing me. They like that. They drive them, to know that... Because often, they are judged by other women.

Starting point is 01:09:03 So to do like, go girl, like, hey, after that, he was in there. So, it's important, I think, to compliment and to... It's so important. It's crazy how important it is. Would it give you more energy? Let's say, like, we're like... No, no, no. Don't scream. Don't scream.

Starting point is 01:09:20 Hey, I don't want to hear you. I'm going to go see you. I'll say, shut your mouths. I'm going to go see you. I'll say, you throw mouths. I'm going to go see you. I'm going to say, you throw money or you say nothing. Because the money, the scream you make will bother all the other girls. There are girls who want to dance in the back. You hear the DJ talking.

Starting point is 01:09:34 You disturb the noise. No, the music is already loud enough. We want to talk to the customers next door. You scream in my ear. No. It's the girls who scream the most. It's the girls who scream the least. and it's the girls who type the least, and that's why sometimes it bothers us too. Because they're there to party, and they're there to tease us,

Starting point is 01:09:49 but for me, it's my job. I'm there to make money. So I appreciate the respect you give me. But I have a friend in two who gave me an example. He said, you don't go to the restaurant to sit at the counter and talk to the waiter. Now you have to order and paint something. So it's a pain in the ass.

Starting point is 01:10:03 You don't come to my job, talking to the dancer, and you just want to talk to her and paint something. It's a bit like my thing. You don't come to my job talking to the dancer and you just want to talk to her and become her best friend. I'm at my workplace, I've got a clock in and I paid to be there. I'm there and I'm afraid of talking money. It's annoying, but that's it. That's why I don't like being a dancer anymore. I like it when I see that the girl likes it and she's very excited.

Starting point is 01:10:26 And that's what I liked when I danced for the first time at the Abertier pub. That's what I liked. I was like... In Berthiville? In Berthiville. Oh, at the bodet? At the bodet, I was going to say the bodet. And I licked the photo. And I licked it.

Starting point is 01:10:41 I did that earlier. Yes, you did that earlier. But it was just us who touched it. It's because she... It's because she... I just want to say that I've been seeing Nicole since a long time ago who's still with her microphone trying to say something and waiting for someone to say it.

Starting point is 01:10:54 We'll be back at the next section, in fact, where we read stories from Bachelorette. They wanna have fun Oh no, just wanna have fun But I really really want To have fun When I'm out You wanna walk and dance I rarely see the audience not on fire too

Starting point is 01:11:20 Sorry, Gatineau! Yeah! Gatineau! Ha ha! Sorry, guys! No! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Starting point is 01:11:30 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Starting point is 01:11:38 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Correct, correct. I understand. I'm a college student. I also have a child. Oh, my God. I can't wait to go to bed. Thank you for being here. Oh, no. He was sleeping for real.

Starting point is 01:11:47 Yes, he was. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true, sir. No, it's not serious. Hey, I'm not kidding. Oh, little love. What's his name? Yes? Oh, Guetta.

Starting point is 01:11:59 Oh, Guetta! Oh, Guetta! Oh, do you go to sleep! It's a bit of an abrupt wake-up call, but it's still a big wake-up call. The other guy at the other end of the line seems happy that it's not him. It's not him that we disturbed.

Starting point is 01:12:18 So what that means is that the music made you jump and then you fell asleep. That's what it means. Are you sleeping at my show, Mr. Gaetan? No. Oh, you hesitated. I think you didn't see it. I understand. We're going to read some testimonies. You can close your eyes. I'm really excited.

Starting point is 01:12:43 So we're going to do... Wow. We're going to read some testimonies. Ha ha ha! Ah! Ah! Wow! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Starting point is 01:12:52 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Starting point is 01:13:00 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! He's so cute, he's so cute. He didn't miss a single crack in his throat. Light up the night. Gab! Gab! That laugh, the people who laugh, they go Hey!

Starting point is 01:13:14 I'm the only one who laughs the worst. With Big Brother, the people, you talk to anyone who was in my season, I had the worst laugh. But I don't know why, but the adventure made me laugh like a fucker. I looked like a fucking fucker. I looked like a fucking fucker. The remaining 4 hours for 6 months...

Starting point is 01:13:29 Oh yeah, I was beautiful. I was fucking after 12 weeks. OK. Test number 1, then. Hey, I'm the one who reads it because it's small, Liz. Gaetan. Gaetan. Gaetan. We're talking. You're the one who's talking. The most obvious thing is that you're the one who reads it because it's small. Gay-ta. Gay-ta. Gay-ta, on part. La chose la plus invraisble, c'est moi qui... C'est toi qui l'est.

Starting point is 01:13:50 Parce qu'il est petit, l'autre il est gros. Je peux pas l'éloigner. La chose la plus invraisble que j'ai vue, vue, vue, provient... Ok, attends, je recommence. Hé, boi! La chose la plus invraisble que j'ai vue provient d'une soirée Okay, wait, I'll start again. Hey! Let's do it again! The most unbelievable thing I've seen comes from a bachelorette party

Starting point is 01:14:09 where I was a DJ several years ago. The end of the party was dyslexic. It's because Gab was looking at me in the eyes, she was about to ask if it was a joke or not. Continue. The party was right outside the porn theater. The evening came straight out of the porno. The end of the evening. The future bridegroom who was making a fortune to a stripper.

Starting point is 01:14:36 While everyone at her daughter's funeral encouraged her. Hey, I was there. Wait, wait, wait. Including her future mother. Hey, I was there. Wait, wait, wait. Including his future mother. Hey! Ah! The applause was even stronger when he ejaculated

Starting point is 01:14:54 in his mouth. Ah! Ah! Yo, gang. Did you hear that, gay dancer? His mother was there. His mother was his mother. Oh wow. Gaetan.

Starting point is 01:15:12 You're... your wife... Your wife, you're going to marry. Did you hear? Your mother. Your mother, she's encouraging your wife. That's the story. No, I mean, his buttocks are... His buttocks are like his buttocks. Oh, his buttocks are......... ... Oh, my butt!

Starting point is 01:15:30 It's not true! We were in a different room, but it's okay. He thinks about that, that's why he closed his eyes. He thinks about his butt. Is that true? Show me that later! Are you there, your wife? Where's your wife?

Starting point is 01:15:46 We want to see! We want to see! I don't believe this. Are those your kids? People are like... You just came here in love? It's not true. How did you know about the podcast?

Starting point is 01:16:04 By chance? It's a surprise. Amoureux? C'est pas vrai. Comment vous avez connu le podcast? C'est par hasard? Moi, c'est une surprise. C'est vous qui l'avez amené, votre amoureux? C'est pas vrai. Première rangée en avant. Comment vous nous avez connus de bord? La publicité. Est-ce que vous regrettez?

Starting point is 01:16:21 Ça nous a accroché. Ah oui! Ben sexo-ralle! Ben sexo-ralle! C'est sûr! On est vraiment désolés. It's a little special. I understand that if you don't know... Hey! That's a funny first impression. Jeremy made a promise. It's a nice surprise. Well, you've fallen asleep a little. It's okay. I understand. I probably fell asleep too.

Starting point is 01:16:34 You don't have a counter to go in. You don't know me. I understand. Okay, so I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop. I probably fell asleep too. You don't have a account to give us. You don't know us. I understand.

Starting point is 01:16:50 He's not attached to the characters yet because he didn't know us. He's attached to your sons, though. That's why he remembers your sons. Oh! Well, that's a proof that I was absolutely a jerk. That's, I lived that. I was at a Bachelorette party.

Starting point is 01:17:10 There was a group of dancers. I was doing my erotic product demo. And the future bride had made a filation to all the dancers. All of them? In a circle like this. And I was waiting for the other side. I could try to sign that. It's flat to say, but it reassures me a little to hear that.

Starting point is 01:17:32 Because with my job, I always hear the other side. Like, although the future husband is not okay, he wants to sleep with the dancer, even in the evening. It's his bachelor, he wants to bring back a dancer. And he's not okay, he wants to cheat on his wife. He's not even married yet. Now I'm like, oh, there are some who are not okay on the other side too, I don't feel bad all the time,

Starting point is 01:17:49 because the other one might be sucking a dancer while he wants to suck his dancer. Or all the dancers. All the dancers. All of them were worse than one. And they were all from the Valtryes. From the Valtryes? Oh, well, that's it. The dancers, they came from a conch. No, it's not them.

Starting point is 01:18:06 It's the gods of the rebel scene. Those dancers are no longer there. Wait, there are dancers at the Valtrie? No, it's a troupe. They're no longer in the rebel scene. But they can't do that. No, they're usually in agencies. You have to watch them.

Starting point is 01:18:22 It's a troupe. My troupe, they don't do My troupe doesn't do that. Holy cow. Well, it's a 2. It's going to be hard to top it. I'll try to do better than Joannis. Sorry. It's a joke.

Starting point is 01:18:38 You're beautiful, you're good, you can do it. It's not true. I read it well. I know. I know. It's not true. I've read it all. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

Starting point is 01:18:48 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

Starting point is 01:18:56 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

Starting point is 01:19:04 I know. I know. I weeks. Nothing too extravagant. We had had a day of activity to end the evening in a big suite, in a hotel where we had been invited to marry. The bride was even in the... You're going to end up like a pig! The bride was even in the gut and had chosen the girls according to the tastes of her husband. After their departure from the hotel room, it made the got very excited.

Starting point is 01:19:26 They left, everyone started drinking until some ended up falling asleep. That's not true! I didn't understand anything else, but I understood that they were sleeping. Well, it's been a while. I was lying down. Wow! I was lying down, but I woke up again when I noticed

Starting point is 01:19:44 a head moving from top to bas. Bon, un autre pipe. Oh, ouais, hein. Je me tourne lentement et j'ouvre les yeux. Je vois le mari en train de faire une fellation au témoin. Ah! Oh, plot twist! Non, non, non, non, non, c'est pas vrai. Ah! C'est pas vrai.

Starting point is 01:20:00 Ok, mais là, ok, mais that's different. Est-ce que tu fais mon cul? Non, mais c'est ça. Non, mais nous on disait justement on est discrets, on vous regarde tes fesses. Okay, but that's different. Do you want my ass? No, but we were saying we're discreet, we're looking at your asses. We've missed the beginning of the story, we're just holding on to the whole story. Okay, but the husband is sucking the witness. And we're at the beginning of the story. The witness taps his shoulder and makes an intense pleasure face. No, that's not true!

Starting point is 01:20:26 But the husband doesn't stop. After the witness is ejaculated, the husband takes the penis of the witness and makes sure that he has recovered all the sperm by licking what was left on it. But the person put that in his eye, why did he give so much detail? I will never forget this image. The witness then goes back to his pants and they go to bed. I have a crisis in my head while lying down. I didn't sleep and I didn't talk to anyone. Three little points. It's not true.

Starting point is 01:20:53 But look, wait, there's some detail. It looks like he's the one who lived it. Who's the poop? Who stayed to watch until the last drop? It's really tight, well emptied, orange, zip. Imagine if he had said he slapped himself three or four times in the face. Why did he stay for so long? But he understood the feeling of wanting to take the last drop of his penis.

Starting point is 01:21:19 Listen, maybe it's someone who likes poetry a lot. Or poetry. No, but she's just a poet. She seems to be that. I think that's a poet. She seems to be. Yeah, she's a poet. Who was that person for the wedding? Like, did she have to tell him? Well, no, that's it.

Starting point is 01:21:33 Like, your guy is gay. He's so talented, he wants a boyfriend from one of his good friends. So it's a guy who saw the other guy do that, so he didn't know his guy was there. Guys don't seem to get mad. That's a problem. I'd like to talk about it. They don't get mad? They don't get mad. They don't seem to get bored. That's a problem. They don't get bored? They don't get bored.

Starting point is 01:21:48 The guys... The Brotherhood. They get bored and get bored. I agree that the guy has a crush on another girl. It's beautiful. But if he's going to take the name of the person, he's going to say, it's my turn. But at the same time, it's maybe a funeral.

Starting point is 01:22:08 He's maybe homosexual, the guy, too, basically. Well, maybe... No, I would like to... Yes, yes, but... You know, you understand? I think he said it. I understand. But I just have one last question.

Starting point is 01:22:26 What is a witness? The person who will say that you were there when you got married, when you signed the marriage contract. I was there, I know them, and they are in love. It's the marriage contract. So it's the one who confirms that he got married to his wife. Yes.

Starting point is 01:22:44 It's well done. Next. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher.

Starting point is 01:22:52 She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher.

Starting point is 01:23:00 She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. She's a catcher. It's a... I was... What is a bride? A bride who is Virangodila. Like...

Starting point is 01:23:12 I was a lady of honor and the organization of all the events in addition to the shop, my dress and her gift cost me practically $3,000. Throughout the process, it was the constant crisis. Throughout the process, it was the crisis constantly. Not enough activity.

Starting point is 01:23:26 I'm in her table. Yes, the booty bitch. Okay. Not enough activity. I don't even know where. Not enough of this, not enough of that. She was never happy. She constantly asked me and the other ladies of honor

Starting point is 01:23:40 to pay more for more activity. It's too long stories! And I knew you were going to say that. As the process went on, our relationship started to get worse. You know what's worse? Yes, I'm telling you. The ketchup with the juice could be that it's still going on.

Starting point is 01:23:56 We can't go on after dancing, pig! You're annoying me! Wait, Rémi couldn't accept... the behavior of the marnie godula. You're a little bored. Wait, wait, wait. She couldn't accept that. The behavior of the marionette. The graceful blow would have been her decision to invite the children to her wedding a week before. So the children couldn't go. Since her wedding was a winter wonderland, it was during the holidays,

Starting point is 01:24:22 no way for me to find a guardian for three children in the last minute, since my guardian was usually... Seriously! Do you want us to find a long story? Well, I'm still wondering what the end is. In the end, it was so complicated... I read the end. It was so complicated that today he's not talking anymore,

Starting point is 01:24:42 because he was his best friend. And he was two months older. Today, he's not talking anymore. he was his best friend. And he was a half-man. Today he's not talking anymore. Next one. I'm going to find a shorter one. It's your turn. We're going to tell our researcher that this one was right. You're right.

Starting point is 01:24:55 Julia, you... I saw the word stripteaser in the clip. I'm going to take it. I just want to say, the view I have right now guys... I'm like... Well, I'm really jealous because even the view I have, I'm like... It doesn't make sense. Can you...

Starting point is 01:25:12 Can you speak a little bit higher? Higher? Yeah, more in an angle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yes. It doesn't make sense. Like, upside down in Lisanne, like, how to... He understood everything.

Starting point is 01:25:22 T.O.B. T.O.B. Sorry. So, the witness, we're ready. Yes. How do you say it? He understood everything. POV. Sorry. So, the testimony. A girl I was in high school with didn't want her future husband to be a random stripteaseur

Starting point is 01:25:36 at his boy's funeral who could give him an illness. These words are not mine. So, she asked her little sister who was 25 years old at the time, to dance in her place instead of a dancer. Instead of a dancer, she asked her sister. To be sure that she doesn't rub on a dancer who has a disease.

Starting point is 01:25:56 And then, the little sister danced, and she made a filation. Ahhhhh! Well, that's what she wanted. She climbed on him and they slept together. She made a filation. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa At the end, we were silent, shocked. The little sister looked at us and said, What? The bride is aware. She told me it would go. There, there. It was not that she lacked conditions in that contract. The little sister, it's the little sister of the bride.

Starting point is 01:26:37 The bride, she said, I don't want dancers in the kouzou that the dancer, she has to go to my jump and give him drinks. So my sister will dance for him. But clearly she should know that her sister is going to get him drunk. She should trust her sister that her sister doesn't have a disease.

Starting point is 01:26:52 It must be that. It's not her sister. It's her sister. No, it's the sister of the mother. No, it's her sister. But no, it's her sister. But it must be done. I really thought it was her sister.

Starting point is 01:27:00 It gave another twist to the story. I was like, I'm going to see my sister. It's in the game. We can't laugh at each other. I'm going to see my sister. I'm going to see my sister. I'm going to see my sister. I'm going to see my Well, it gave another twist to the story. I was like... I went to see the scene. We can't laugh about that.

Starting point is 01:27:11 It's like calling the police. It's so funny. It's less bad. But when you're there... It's less bad. It's just a witness. Imagine you're a witness. Imagine you witnessed that. Imagine you go to the bachelor's...

Starting point is 01:27:30 What is it? The bachelor's... No, I don't have too much information. The sister of the married man, Four, the guy in front of you. But you don't know the relationship. No, wait, wait. We can't judge, we don't know them. But you wouldn't judge? I we don't know them. But... You wouldn't judge them? I would go to your bachelor, your sister,

Starting point is 01:27:48 and bake your chum in front of me, I'm speechless. Let me believe that you're... I would be speechless too. No, but it's not true because... I would go to your bachelor, your sister, and bake your chum, I'm speechless. But if it's only to give permission...

Starting point is 01:28:02 But even if you don't know it, you're shocked, you don't know, you're shocked. Yes, yes, yes. You feel like he's giving you a tooth. He's giving you a tooth. And that's it. You ask yourself questions, indeed. But, you know, besides that,

Starting point is 01:28:15 if it's not his brother, I'm shocked. I'm shocked that you're not shocked. I find that much more positive than before. Imagine that. Because you thought too really much more positive than before. Imagine that. Because you thought too negative. You thought too bad.

Starting point is 01:28:29 I thought brother and sister. You thought, hey, no, no, no. You know, you think for 20 minutes that the guy would have to go out, you're just relieved. Yeah, well, that's it. Everything is fine. Everything is fine. Finally, it's less worse than I thought. Everything is fine.

Starting point is 01:28:41 Everything is fine. We have another question. Do you want to read it out loud? We would already be at our last game. Well, you are. Last game. It's called, Do you know your oral sex? It's okay if you've never listened to oral sex. You can make some guesses. No, I see you again. We're going to make guesses, okay? We're going to have the extracts and we're going to need the help. It's going to be choices of answers, right?

Starting point is 01:29:26 Today, it's still choices of answers, Nicole? Yes, exactly. And we're going to ask the crowd this time, the people we're going to ask for help, if we don't know the answer. And I'm going to pick out some I want one. So, the first question. Where did Jean Thomas Jobin first have his orgasm? It's too easy, tell him. Wait Jean Thomas Jobin.

Starting point is 01:29:51 Oh, there it is. It's beautiful. B, in his bedroom with a telephone pole. Or C, in the stairs? Stairs! Ok. Who says B? Me!

Starting point is 01:30:02 Who says C? Me! Oh, everyone says C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C.

Starting point is 01:30:11 C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C.

Starting point is 01:30:19 C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I was sitting there, not posing, walking. I was just sitting there because I was well-behaved. And at some point, when I was changing positions while listening to the TV, I felt a sensation of pleasure and it was disconcerting.

Starting point is 01:30:36 We loved it. Interesting. We're going to let you go to the next stage. Make it rain, like a storm. We loved it. Interesting. So, the stairs in collimation. Make it rain condoms. It's a... We shouldn't give them condoms. Are they different sizes?

Starting point is 01:30:54 Are they different colors or savants? They're X-MAL, but pretty small. X-MAL? Well, let's see. I don't need them, let them do it. It's an paid order. Yes. We're not paid, it's a paid order for our podcast.

Starting point is 01:31:10 But we were given some caps, so we thought we'd take them. I need them. Is auction not an internet service? Yes, we're not paid for that, you don't need to talk about it. Yes, it's an internet-dependent service, we love them. Thank you very much. I don't think she understands the condom link. The condom link, come on!

Starting point is 01:31:29 It's for a quick connection. Yes! In case you're too quick, here! Wow! I love it! Next question, Monique. What happened to the man who got into the emergency because of a bottle of Gatorade caught in the ass?

Starting point is 01:31:43 He's dead,'s dead for sure. No. The bottle and the wall of his colon have fused. B. He had to get his rectum removed. B. C. He had a heart attack. Or D. They had to cut a piece of the bottle

Starting point is 01:31:56 and leave the rest. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh a man who had inserted a bottle of Gatorade into his rectum. That's not all. His wife had tried to remove it without success. She had the brilliant idea to cut the base that was protruding with an X-Acto to insert his hand in it in order to successfully remove it. It didn't work. So she took a lighter that she inserted into the bottle, which was always in the man's rectum, and then turned it on. The bottle did exactly what she wanted it to do.

Starting point is 01:32:24 There is a detail that she didn't think of. If the bottle was hot enough to melt, she would have hurt the gentleman. So here it is. The bottle melted and merged with the wall of the house. No! No. No. No. I'm still in shock.

Starting point is 01:32:40 No, but the fact that there's a fire... Yes! I've already had enough of them. I have a question for you, Jo. Do you think that... You know, he said he asked his wife if he was doing that in his bedroom and she said, Oh no, my love! And then he was panicking and he said, go get help. Maybe she was... You were there in a room and it went wrong.

Starting point is 01:33:02 Maybe she knew it was going to happen and She said, go pay my tabarnak. He went to get help for his wife. It's a nice connection. It fused the Gatorade in the anus. I think she did... Yeah, yeah. There are good chances she did... She did...

Starting point is 01:33:18 Did you have a little... Everyone knows it's plastic. It burns after. We didn't see it. Did you see the gun? No, we didn't see it. Did you see it coming out? It's her destiny. They're in Did you shoot? No, we didn't shoot. Did you go out? It's not a surprise.

Starting point is 01:33:26 They made a heart. They made a heart. Like in 2019, 1% was a gainer. That's a nice one. I like that when she's so funny. I love it. Next question. No.

Starting point is 01:33:44 What does Rose do when she's given a cuny? What? Cuny? We said cuny! What does Rose do when she's given a cuny? Is it A. Laugh? B. Look at her seat? C. Give directions? D. Sleep?

Starting point is 01:34:03 I would say she looks at her cell because she has a business. What? Oh no, it's not her, it's Jess. She's giving directions. Logically giving directions. We dare to believe in ourselves. Do we know? We dare to believe in ourselves.

Starting point is 01:34:18 Look at her cell. Do you take the time to do a training course? From CUNY? I'm not a CUNY trainer. I'm a pedigree. I don't have my CV. I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking. I think maybe it can give you some information.

Starting point is 01:34:34 Too much information is what I'm thinking. You're talking all the time. Not all the time, but I think I had a tendency to give a lot of hints. Like, if I like this, if I don't like that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that. Oh no, not anymore, faster, faster. That's true. I respect that. Are you like that? Not during, I do a summary after. I'm even more curious. No, I'm the worst. I'll sleep with the guy, I'll take notes, and then it could be, bye, I won't talk to you anymore,

Starting point is 01:34:59 and you'll never know why. I won't say it. No, I don't like my sense. Pansy, pansy as it should be. Pansy, pansy. They're not as bright. It's his problem, not mine. I'll find another one. Yes, but that's a friend.

Starting point is 01:35:13 I agree, you're not going to... Someone you're with... I would never be in a relationship with someone who doesn't do that as a person when leaving. No, Louis was... correct. Oh! And it's not true, I'm telling you, it's not true.

Starting point is 01:35:31 No, no, but you have a patience that I don't have. I respect that. I'm just saying. No, because he loves it so much that he wants to make me happy. And at the beginning, because the guys, tell you that their education they had in the fucking American Price. But it depends on who, my dear. I prefer a guy who knows right away. The first time I sleep with him, he has to do it right and it has to be worth it, because otherwise I'll beat you up. You don't eat at noon the first time I sleep with you.

Starting point is 01:35:54 Bye bye. Go suck someone else's dick. You don't eat at noon, you suck a penis. No, no, I'm serious. If you sleep with a guy who says he's straight, but he doesn't want to eat vagina, it's because he doesn't eat vagina, it's because he sucks a penis. Did you understand that he's straight?

Starting point is 01:36:13 No, no, I'm serious! Women, you deserve to be eaten vagina. If you sleep with a guy who says he doesn't eat vagina, it's because he does something else, he sucks a penis. I wouldn't... Me, wait... You know it, you know it. You know it yourself. It's different for me.

Starting point is 01:36:28 I wouldn't be so into eating. But it's up to you. It's up to me. You can tell him, no, no, let it go. But if he doesn't do it... Because I have a trauma. You know, for those who don't know, but you all know, I had other things in front of me. Surprise, come in!

Starting point is 01:36:36 Surprise! You know, for those who don't know, but I had other things in front of me. Surprise, Rita! Surprise! You're good! You're good! Oh, Guéton, you're so sweet! I, that's good. Oh, gay tantilou! I'm letting you go. I think it's part of a...

Starting point is 01:37:10 Not a trauma, but like... I don't... I don't really know. Wait, an echo outside. We don't have a lot of time. In short and sweet, trauma... I don't even want to get my ass sucked. So, getting me to eat is the same thing. Okay! Okay! How? I feel like I'm getting sucked into the queue. So getting me to eat is the same thing.

Starting point is 01:37:25 Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Wow! It's fucking certain sweets! Absolutely!

Starting point is 01:37:34 Okay! She said it's certain sweets. I'd like that. It's been longer since I've had it. Oh! I've already got eaten by the girls. You're dumb. Oh!

Starting point is 01:37:43 Absolutely! But that was a bit different though. Ok, next question. Nicole, do your job! Where was I? What is the little plus that made Phil Roy and his friends come faster? Oh, Magic One! Is it a. A fellation, b. A table on the buttocks, c. a little finger in the ass. Or D, a head-punch.

Starting point is 01:38:06 A little finger in the ass. A little finger in the ass. A little finger in the ass. If I wanted it to go faster, a little finger in the ass would be great. And the guy next to him would be like... He wouldn't talk. And the other guys would be like...

Starting point is 01:38:22 Yeah! It's a bit like... Someone just reported to his kid, he really likes it when you say, if he gets too much, you know, you're a little crazy, he's gonna get angry. It's like she brings it to us and she's like, you know, Lucy likes to have a little shit in her ass

Starting point is 01:38:37 from time to time. Ok, I'm gonna fuck with Philo! I'm not gonna let you have the two of them! I'm not interested in the guy's ass, I'm gonna let eat it with you! Ah, ah, ah! I'm not going to let you eat it! I'm not interested in guys' asses. I like that! Think about it. Change of girl. Ah! You can't eat fouds.

Starting point is 01:38:56 Look at my eyes. They don't turn me on. You can't eat fouds. Fouds! I'm going to take... It's not even a question of hair. I'm going to eat a hairy noon before eating a hairy ass. Oh! You're crazy! Hey, no, but I like... Other brands exist, that are out of the question. It's not even a question of hair. I'm going to eat a hairy noon before eating a hairy ass. No, no, I never eat a hairy ass.

Starting point is 01:39:10 I'm going to eat a hairy noon before eating a hairy ass. But he's not necessarily hairy. Well, a hairy ass, I don't eat it. For the time being, he's a guy. I'm not... No. He's got nice tits. No.

Starting point is 01:39:21 You know, he squashes a little. I didn't like that he said balls. I didn't like that he grabbed balls. I'm not a ball girl. I'm more of a that they caught ass. I'm not a girl with ass. I'm a girl with ass and penis not circumcised. I would like that. I have the skin that moves, I like that. I'm so serious. It tastes something different every day.

Starting point is 01:39:40 But I never had that problem. All the time you're like... Today it's sweet, tomorrow it's sour! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààààà Monsieur Mémé a dit qu'il a entendu parler que des avocats, c'est sensé goûter le pénis croissant. Johanie est là, en matin. En matin, on est au brun, j'ai genre, qu'est-ce que j'aime ça, les avocats? Je m'en ferais rien que la guacamole. En matin. Ben là, je vais peut-être changer mon régime de... avaler, là. La prochaine fois que tu souses, où il pense guacamole? Guacamole, guacamole...

Starting point is 01:40:25 Well, it could be because I don't swallow it, but if you tell me that we eat a lot of avocados... It's not the sperm that tastes like avocados, it's the penis. We're talking about the penis. The penis. Yes, yes, but no, I'm kidding. My mom says, Is it true that the penis tastes like avocados?

Starting point is 01:40:40 I said, well... Well, fuck off. I don't think it tastes like anything, so normally it's a good sign. So if he eats avocados, his penis should taste like an avocado. No, no, no, no, no, no. If it's a bitch. It's pineapple. He eats a lot of pineapple.

Starting point is 01:41:07 It's good. Well, if you don't like to swallow, Jo? Huh? Huh? Huh? Oh yeah! I like a lot of avocados, but I don't like to swallow. She keeps the water in her mouth until she wants to brush it in her mouth.

Starting point is 01:41:24 Like... She's running to the toilet, I swear it's true. Oh yeah. But that's out of love, because you still do it. Well, not at all. She doesn't do it at all. But I was going to say that with the imitation that the two of us did, it... No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:41:42 No, no, I can afford not to swallow it. Lie. It's not necessary. It's Halloween. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... No, no, no. I can't allow myself to be Yay! Gay time! He's so cute! He's so cute! He's so cute! He's so cute! He's so cute! Next question! It's already the last question.

Starting point is 01:42:18 So, what is Joe Cormier's king? So, what is Joe Cormier's king? Is it A. The feet? B. The voyeurism? C. The blondes? D. The milfs? Answer everyone. The voyeurist. I knew it when I said it in the...

Starting point is 01:42:34 It's the love mode. No, that's Jo Robert. Who says A? I don't know. Ah, it's the feet. B? It. B? B! I trust the two girls in the front.

Starting point is 01:42:50 I know them from the Fuck Mary Kill. The girls are cute. The voyeurist is cute. Play the extra, please. I'm not a bad voyeurist. You go in front of us and you see me naked and you look at me.

Starting point is 01:43:06 I see you naked? Yeah. Like you're naked and... I'm going home and I'm trying to water my plants. Holy shit. It's like... Are you sure we're looking at each other? You're saying the beginning of a porn.

Starting point is 01:43:17 I would look at you all the time. I would be like wow, life is a beautiful portrait. I would be like, wow, life is a beautiful portrait. Wow! I really like my kids. Jo, we saw you, we were watching you grow plants, we were all like, wow! We all stopped. We all stopped in front of your window, be careful. We all dream of becoming a eucalyptus.

Starting point is 01:43:47 I'm a eucalyptus. I'm an eucalyptus. I don't know, I'm hot. I had my first plant coming. A, D, G, N, E, R, E. I would have taken more ass dancing. Me too. But yeah, we're already at the end. But before we leave, I'd like to know,

Starting point is 01:44:03 do you have any little tricks that come to mind for you? Things to plug in, like something. Do you know where you dance? We're going to have a dance time. You? I think so. Yes! It's going to change!

Starting point is 01:44:16 It's going to change? It's going to change! Oh my god. It! Oh my God! That wasn't even planned. You have an extra for the gang. Because it's Sunday night! Oh my God! We're having wine!

Starting point is 01:44:36 Jo, Jo, Jo. During that time, you had things to say. I know you're... I said, there's no merch table tonight. Exceptional except because... That's it, there's none. Because there's none. Because there's none.

Starting point is 01:44:52 But there's something too. But we give you a nice gift. You go to erosacompagnies.com and you buy for $200 today until midnight and you put the code S-H-O-W as in hot. You get the free magician that costs $90 plus tax.

Starting point is 01:45:15 So you have a toy for $100 free with your purchase. We're going to add it to your order. We're going to add it to your order with the hot code. So thank you. But we could furnish... We furnish! We furnish, we're waiting for a girl who comes in her naked clothes.

Starting point is 01:45:32 Hey, wait! I want to... Oh no, not right now. What? What? Oh no, we're doing the organic thing at a good time! Wait, what's the story? It's because Joanie, she has a plan that she would like to realize. Yesterday she tried it, it worked out well. Sorry, I got the fix.

Starting point is 01:45:49 Okay, so yesterday... Today I'm going to... I'm going to do it again, okay? Yesterday I did a wave... There's an orgasmic wave, okay? Joanie, give me your skirt. We can see your ass. Yes, he's filming in the back. Oh, it's not true!

Starting point is 01:46:06 Please. I'm like James. Okay, well, my orgasmic wave, at each show, yesterday, they had a bit of a fail, okay? Yesterday, they had a fail, it's okay. Today, you're going to see it. Today, I have a plan B. An orgasmic wave is that we're going to start all the way here, we're going to do...

Starting point is 01:46:23 Ahhhhhhh... Like that, okay? So everyone, we're going to start with the whole range here. We're going to do... Ahhhhhhhhhh. Like that, okay? So everyone, we're going to do the wave. At the same time, I'm going to run. I'm going to help you because yesterday, there was a need for help. I'm going to run with you to do the wave. And you're going to do...

Starting point is 01:46:36 At the same time, we're going to scream. You're going to scream all at the same time. Ahhhhhhh. Like an orgasm, okay? And then it's going to be full of good. One, two... We start all here, okay? good. 1, 2, we start here, ok? 1, 2, 3, go! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaáááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááá YAAAAAAY! Oh my god! For the good of our YouTube channel, and to continue to release podcasts on YouTube on an abdominal basis, we chose to cut this section of the editing.

Starting point is 01:47:15 But if you still want to see the episode without cut, it will be on Patreon. So we invite you to join us on our Patreon page. Thank you. Oh, damn it! I'm going to sit down. We're going to get you out of the room. No, no, that's it. I have to stop. I have to stop.

Starting point is 01:47:37 There are three people who are going to dance under the table. It's okay. Watch out. Oh, no. Benkoulis. He's laughing. Benkoulisiss. Nicole, Ben Cooliss. Cédric, Ben Cooliss. This show is legendary. We want to... first of all,

Starting point is 01:47:54 ok, now, do some reverse when you put your phone. You are good at what you do. Yes, I'm not good at that. Thanks. I'm yes! Thank you. You're not a good singer. You deserve the multimillionaire. So, first of all, thank you to the audience room.

Starting point is 01:48:13 It's always a pleasure to thank you. We feel like we're at home, Gatineau. I think it's the last time they're going to invite us. It's so fun, the time we've been together. No, but I asked for the rule, but they said, as long as you're not naked, I said, OK. OK, good. As long as you're not naked.

Starting point is 01:48:27 OK, good. As long as you're not naked. I'm not naked. Perfect. I respected. Thank you very much. We had a great evening. Thank you.

Starting point is 01:48:35 Thank you all for coming. It's really fun. It's always fun. We hope you had fun, that you understood. Come see us. it's always nice. And thank you Gab, thank you Alice, you are extraordinary, we love you infinitely. Thank you Drek for the recording. Thank you Nicole for being there all the time with us. Yes, thank you.

Starting point is 01:48:59 And finally, make some noise for your hosts, Lisanne and Joannie! Welcome to the official Patreon-Sex-Oral platform. I'm here! I'm here! I arrived! I'm a teenager! What can you expect from our Patreon platform? It's live shows that we've never shown to anyone that you'll be able to see. You'll be able to ask questions for guests who come. You'll see one bonus podcast per month.

Starting point is 01:49:40 Sometimes it's live shows, sometimes it's just us here who jam. After the podcasts, after the podcasts we're going to have recorded, we're going to go directly to Patreon to film after shows. Announcements in advance, tickets, access to live shows. No matter what you choose, like whatever, we thank you in advance. It's a big difference for SexualOral. It's something that grows, it's our baby. We're proud, we're happy.

Starting point is 01:50:05 Yeah, and that's it. Thank you so much!

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