Sexe Oral - Nos erreurs en boisson avec Rémi Desgagné

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

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Thank you Ross. Today, on the podcast, we're welcoming our beautiful and dear and funny, Colin Ferrer, Rémi Desgagnés, Colin, to talk to us about, well, we're first talking about your stories, your worst alcohol stories. And that's it. You're something, right? First of all, I want to apologize because when Rémi is here, I transform myself and I become Lisandre de 19. A kind of monster who says nasty things and who wants to provoke, get angry and be problematic.

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Have a good vacation. Thank you. We love you. You were perfect. Rémi! Liz? What? Do you know what's worse than missing battery when you're on a date? Hmm, it's a good thing.

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I think that's the character. Rémi? Character? I don't know. Well, character, no, but it's part of your journey. It's true. I have the taste to say. But Rémi here, present, thank you for being here because it's our take two with Rémi. Yes, it's true. We have two in three. I'm here, thank you for inviting me.

It's amazing, I'm telling you. With everything we've lived in history. I'm back on the red couch. Perfect. I should be a little more stressed than I am right now. Oh yeah? My past that I like to camouflage, Rémi, he's like... I like that, he's going to send pictures and he'll remember what he did.

Yeah, once, like, I'm peacefully in my bed listening to a show and Rémi is sending me a picture of him. I'm like, I'm a baby. We laughed a lot, by the way. We laughed a lot. We. We laughed a lot. We remember each other from the 10th grade, but... No, we fought in Tabarnaque, Rémi and I. So he has all the evidence to... I could cancel the test.

He could really cancel me. There, there. So we're nice to Rémi. One to two, one to one, right? Wow. It's not true. But you know each other. Before the camera, how did you meet?

At Unity? Yes, basically she moved from Quebec to Montreal, and we talked about social media, and she was looking for a job. And I worked at Unity in a gay bar in the village, and I was like, it would be easy to get in. At that time, she was a woman, I remember. So I didn't have to get her in anymore in. And then we became friends over there. As long as you were blonde and you weighed like 80 pounds.

Absolutely. Absolutely. You were like best friends. Well, we became friends for real. We were inseparable. But of course we were best friends. It was like best friends, it was just friends at that time. The best I would say was in the morning and in the evening. We woke up, we were doing a little chat. No, not you. No, you were the. He, the brush, I would tell you, it was in the morning. In the evening.

We woke up, we were doing a little chat. No, not you. No, you were another Waldo. I didn't do that in the morning. Okay, so she woke up in the morning with her t-shirt, you were with your coffee. No, I went out in the evening. No, no, no.

I woke up with a fireball. Good morning! Yes, yes, yes. You were intense. Oh my God. And you were a little fat, that's it. Well my god. Since you were a kid, that's it. Well, no. She saved an extremist.

He was really bad. Wow. Today, we're here to talk about the brush stroke. Perfect. What are we going to do today? You Rémi, you're new. Yeah, I don't drink anymore. Pantuff!

Hey, shooter! That's why you invited me to say I don't drink anymore. No, that's right. But I don't drink anymore, it's been a little over a month. It's been a long time. I think I've been too focused on that in my life in general. It's really made my life, my whole life, it was to drink. We go to the movies, we drink, we do that. Well, we don Ma vie au complet c'était de boire. On va au cinéma, on boit, on fait ça.

Ben au cinéma on boit pas... Ben moi oui. Moi aussi pas. C'était rendu genre trop facile. Tout le temps une petite bouteille de vin dans toutes les activités qu'on peut faire. Pis l'été a été vraiment intense. Pis t'sais, j'ai 32 ans. Pis j'ai plein de projets, je dirais que comme ça fait des années que je veux faire,

pis que ça me ralentit vraiment, pis finalement j'y fais pas. Pis je suis comme payé dans le cercle de party un peu. Pis là, il y a le temps que je clanche pis que je fasse d'autres choses. Pis t'sais, là je me lève le matin à 7-8 heures, je suis full productif. I'm kind of stuck in the party circle a little bit. And then I'm like, there's time for me to go out and do other things. And then I get up in the morning at 7 or 8 o'clock, I'm fully productive. I start training again, I eat well. And I feel like it's just the well-done at the moment. So I don't know how long I'm going to do it. I don't want to put a date there because otherwise after that,

when you start again, the date starts even worse. But yeah, I feel really good. And I think it's time for me to do that. Do you think, let's say... Do you think one day you'll be able to drink just on special occasions, or do you think not? For now, that's my problem. I'm not able to stop when I start drinking. For now, I don't drink at all because I'm not able to drink a glass of wine. It's like two or three bottles and it's not over.

So as long as I don't know that I'll be able to drink just one glass of wine, I'm not going to drink again. Like, I think my partner, maybe she'll teach me, Oh, I'm able to drink one glass of wine, or vice versa. I still find myself having fun without drinking, honestly. So I would say it reassures me. I would say I was afraid to be less fun, no alcohol, and that people would stop inviting me because I don't drink, and they feel judged to drink, and not me. Because my friends drink a lot, so I'll continue to go with them without drinking. Just my tea, let's say, they tell me,

I don't want to drink alone, it's often, so it's like, I sometimes feel like I'm getting a little drunk, but it's an adaptation. And I'm not going to change for anyone else, because that's what I'm doing best right now. I'm so proud of you. In any case, that's really personal to each one, but what helped me is that I didn't say to myself,

I'll stop forever because I really felt like if I said that I would start drinking again live. I didn't have the choice to go one day at a time. And like you, I couldn't just drink a cup of wine. No shit. Is that why you had your eyebrows cut? Did you throw them away? I know I would never be able to drink just one cup. Yeah, that's probably why I'll never drink again.

We'll see. Yeah. My grandfather is sober for about a year now. He tells me, I think there are people who are just allergic to alcohol. It's like a chemical reaction that your body can't handle. He's sober for about 30 years now, and he tells me, I think there are people who are just allergic to alcohol. It's like, it's a chemical reaction that your body is not able to handle. So I think I'm allergic. And that's it.

So you can't drink a glass. You don't take a little bit of crustacean. You don't take it all. Ah, I have the same. Well said. It's a good way to see if you're allergic to alcohol. On that note, we could see this podcast as a tribute to our arms. Perfect! I would really like if you could wait a little bit before...

because here we have stories, the worst stories about arms. I love it. But before that, I would like if you could you can share some of your CD's with us. And we'll go into a context of... I already hugged you! Why are we here? Why when we're together we become babies? We don't have time!

But yeah, you could start. Which one in your repertoire? Do you want to do that? For real... I don't remember everything. But do we have to tell it together? Well, you know, in what case? Together. It's the only thing.

What do we want to tell? Because I still hold on to my career, my family. I'm just trying to encourage myself. I'm not going to do it alone. Okay, go with the average. Not the worst, but like, whatever. I just always ended up in a corner. Oh yeah?

We're armys, we're on the bros. Everyone had to come, and I was like, fuck it, everyone was like... The family of a dressmaker sometimes doesn't cry. I went to the world, I broke a building in front of the door, I was getting out of people's houses. I often leave to the world and scratch a building in front of the door. I would scratch outside people's houses. I would often leave in a hurry without saying goodbye.

It would be dangerous. Not the dramatic one. In a hurry, like boom! Where were you going? I don't know, I was boarding a car. It wasn't a taxi. It took me a little further. I was leaving, I was walking down the street. There was another car that was coming. ouh pis c'tait pas un taxi, il m'a mené un peu plus loin. Ouh pis j'débarque, j'tombe dans la rue. Y'a un autre auto qui m'embarque, t'sais c'tait...

J'me réveille en avant de chez nous, y'a un bleu d'enfer, c'tait... La police m'embarque parce que ça fait quatre fois qu'ils me voient faire le même tour de bloc. Ils sont comme clairement, ça en va nulle part, ils m'embarquent, ils sont là tout habituels, j'sais pas. Jail. J'annonce, c'est ça, je... We're going to prison, bébé. Oh. Maman, ça... c. It was a serious deal.

But I have a little funnier stuff. I have a memory of going to my parents' house. And I come back completely puffy. And I absolutely want to go down my laundry rack. I had to be there. I absolutely wanted to go down my laundry rack in my room. They were like, hey, you're going to do that tomorrow? I'm like, no, I'm going down. We're going to help you.

I'm like, no, I'm going to do it all by myself. I'm not only the laundry rack. I go down the floor completely on my ass with the laundry rack that falls down. I'm like, I'm going to do it all by myself. Oh my God. I recognize your voice. I go into my room. I recognize that voice. I go into my room, I fall on the lamp that's flashing. I'm like...

It's true. I'm going to go to the? with a friend. I'm going to go to the? with a friend. It's like I'm falling on my back. We're throwing a snowfall. I go in and I'm like, I want that. I want that. I'm going through a big crisis of bagging. And then the other one is like...

All the people in the dependent are like, get your friend out. Like, it's too unpleasant. Marie Gagné in the change, like, she's not coming to our place. Oh yeah, the girl is legendary, huh, since we've seen her. She was like, no, no, we're going. I just want to be sure. She doesn't come to our place. My poor Marie-Garnier, who I adore by the way. They told me that afterwards, and I was like, I have no idea why.

I adore Marie, I love her. It's a facility. Probably my parents, I wasn't allowed more people in our house, but my poor mother-in-law, she was like, well... I really don't know. You? You first. Listen, I've probably already said things like you told Maria, to a lot of people.

I'm talking about my best friends, my close friends. I've already fallen off a ramp while dancing on Fergie, from one floor to the other. No! Yes! It was the London Bridge. It was just so much fun! It was the London Bridge. It was the London Bridge, but there was no bridge.

It was just the London on Earth. So I just passed my leg down the ramp, and I was doing a performance, guys. You need to do it for the show! So I was doing a performance with my friends down there, and I fell down the ramp, from one floor. Oh it for the show. So I was performing with my friends downstairs, and I fell down the stairs. And I got up and I was like...

I swear! I had already done that and I got wrong from Uber and they took me to Terrebonne before I realized it. No! You wouldn't have gone home! And I thought it was going to happen and you went to Terrebonne in Uber. What was I saying? I thought it was us. Listen... and you got to UBER. Ah! Oh my god!

It's not us! Listen, happy new year! Maybe it's because of you that now they ask for names. You think? It's because of me. I remember before, they didn't ask for the name, you just got on board. And today, they ask for your name.

We're sure there are more serious situations than that. Yeah, well, you're probably an accomplice to that. You're right, it's a beautiful theory. You brought a beautiful evolution from Hubert. My Hubert rating is still wasted on this day of my years of broth. Hey, I'm still good. Oh yeah? I always sleep in Hubert when I get in.

Yeah, me too. Well, I was sleeping. But have you been sick in there for that? The day of my party. At 8 a.m., I wrote to my friend, Dustin, who works in'm even in the mood for this. The day of my party. At 8am, I wrote to my friend from time, who works in a bar in the village. I'm coming! He points me at them.

At noon, I'm going to the bar in the village. I'm boarding the Uber. At the hour of his Uber, he comes out of the house. I sleep for an hour. It was my party. It's still sad when you think about it. Honestly, it's crazy that now I'm even more funny. No, no, it's true. It's just really sad that we were always there. Why?

I think it's you I saw recently, in fact, he made you an excerpt. It really inspired me. By the way, in my book, I think you talked to Claude in your podcast. And you said, why do we do that every day? In fact, I was like, why do I do that every day? I got bored. And you just said, why am I doing this? And I'm like, it's really true, why are we doing this? It's the thing, once in a while, socially, but why are we always at that point?

That you're not even yourself, that you're doing gestures that are zero to you. And after that, you don't want to say it's because of the alcohol, but it is, in some cases. It's like, why are we doing this? Well, the next day, it was the anxiety that I was not able to have. I woke up, I don't remember what I did, with whom I sent shit. wake up, not remembering what I had done, who I had sent shit, you know, what I had been looking like. I sat down on a bench, I scratched my nose,

and then I ate my I know I have to wait for the doors to be closed to do that. We close the camera. No, but you know, when you're brushing your teeth, you decide, I'm going to pee right here. You know, like, you're sitting on a long chair on the side of a pool, I don't know. Oh yeah. Wait, I can't say that. I want to keep it. Which one?

When you went to the city, you bought a little pink rose on the ground. I have no idea what you're talking about. Okay, tell them and we'll cut it off. The one in the city. When you went to buy a little razor at the table. At the Family Prix, like down there. Because she was shaving her nipples in front of everyone on her long chair. Like on the sides here. That's for sure, I was like...

It made me laugh in front of everyone. No, I was probably hangover. Actually, it's because you also do hangover niaiseries, do you like me? Yeah, yeah. I liked being hangover. Yeah, so that's it. We have beautiful years. So we won't judge you.

No, that's it. We're in a safe space, we've already paid. I can judge you. You, do you have anything? No, but've already paid. I can judge you. You, do you have something in you? No, but me, that's it. When I'm alone, I have missions. It's often to dig up trees and bring trees home. I'm like a farmer.

Two branches, one farmer. We wouldn't go far. I'm going to steal stuff, let's say. Oh yeah. Let's say things I like. If I drink a glass and I really like that glass, I'll put it in my bag. I'm like, oh, you know, a little bit. I saw an extract, everyone talks about it. It's...

Mariana Madza. It's her mother who does that. I used to do it, I did it often when I was alone too. Let's say I who does that. I used to do it. I did it often when I was alone too. Let's say I drink a cup, and I'm going to love the cup so much, and it's going to bring me a great evening that I'm going to want to spend with. But it's not a good one, it's like a gift.

Do you bring it back? I've already brought a pichet, a pichet from Sangria, like from home. No, I want a footage of Johanie bringing the pichet back the next day with her head in her ass. No, no, she doesn't bring it to the bar. Ah, okay, I thought you brought it to the bar. No, no, I have a pichet from... I don't know what the bar is, but in Blainville. It's me who has a pichet, you know. So, it's a couple of things.

And no, it's good stuff. I'm very into nature, I climbed a mountain, and I put the sand on me, and it felt good, I put all the sand on me. You're special. But I learned a little from Mali too. Oh! You did that! I was wearing the sand and I was like, you're special when you drink. I was like, I don't have a problem with that. We're on the same subject, my beautiful. There was alcohol too.

Yes, it's maybe the money. But don't do that at home. It's not good. It's really not good. It's a long time before you get drunk. I'm not sure. It's very sensorial. Nature is very sensorial.

Nature is very sensorial. It's really not good. That's it. It's a long time before you go back. I'm going to have to go to the bathroom. So that was it. Not bad. It's very sensorial. Nature. But I never got to... I've never been mean. That's one of the reasons why... I'm sorry. I've never been mean. I've never peed on other people's heads. Hey, you shouldn say that on camera. Rémi, one day, in a grocery store,

he runs around, he scratches things on the ground, he runs all over the place. He arrives at the cashier, you guys in the line, and he runs away. No, it wasn't a gallows, I was a guy in the back of the car. Look, we were young.

I was 19, I was 20. Excuse me? You're 20, you're not 20. No, I'm 32, so it's been 12 years. You see, I had a little water bottle. A water bottle in the sink. Do you want to start throwing shots tomorrow? No, you're allowed to do that.

I find it funny. No, it's our past. Look, we're going to read them. Hey, I'm going to ask them, Uber, where do you see your grade? How do I know if I have a good grade? Hey, five stars, is that it? Impossible. You have a grade of five stars. Yes, she was always in her Mali, the Uber attendant.

She asks questions about her past. And you have a bag of sandbags. No, but the Ibers will always say, I'm one of the only people who knows about him. I talk always asking questions. That's what he said. He says that most people nowadays say that he's sad. I say, how are you sir? Have you had a good day? It's a letter, not a friend. It's because if he talks to me, I get... It's stupid.

At least it's stupid to have a five-year-old. What are you talking about? We'll see. It's stupid, it's a note. Hahaha! At least it's good to have a 5 star. Oh yeah! What's your score? What's your score? Look at your scores. I have a 5 star, guys. I, the Uber, it's not long. In addition, it makes me good prices.

5 stars, it's not bad. Yes, at 5 stars, it's good. I have 4.88, it's not bad. And I took them really often. Can you see the number of races you've done in your life? I don't want to. Because the thing is, I take less than I took. Ah, I have 4.88 too!

Ah! So even your vomit is in the same code as me. So it's up to you. It means we still had a couple of... We're not that bad. Okay, now we're going to read some stories. So I'm going to read the first one, since it's fucking big and it's not trying to give me any. Hey, thanks, you're giving me the taste.

I didn't read it, it's just that it's big. I've already turned a tabarnak of brushes and I don't remember how I got back home. I live in a bachelor's house, but I woke up lying in the basement of my neighbor, who I've never talked how I got home. I live in a bachelor's house, but I woke up lying in the basement of my neighbors, to whom I've never spoken in my life. Four houses further from my house, lying on the ground in the basement's living room. They had the surprise of me lying on the ground, who felt like a big drink the next morning at 6 a.m. Good morning. And I was telling them that I was convinced of being home, and I didn't understand where my dogs were.

I still don't know how to get home that there, and I'll never tell them the expression Wack of shame makes sense. That would be your kind of... I've already had a similar case. Where did he get up? In someone's living room, like his neighbor. His neighbor. Oh, still, huh?

That's intense. Second, I'll go third. Imagine you didn't even recognize your apartment. Well, I mean... That's crazy, right? You know, I mean... that's it. What happened to you? Where did it happen? Well, I went to PH Quentin's because I wasn't able to find my apartment.

Did you know where PH was? No, he's the one who doesn't have the choice to take me to their place because I wasn't able to tell you what my address was. What do you remember about that? I woke up the next day and I was like, I have no idea where I am. And I see him in his kitchen and I'm like, hi, I'm at your place. No, no, no, no, it wasn't really... Joannis. No, no, no, no, it wasn't really that.

He does that, his little stuff, he does that. It was really emotional. He comes from his little cardio. Everything is super. Full romance, you're in your bed and you're like... It wasn't the only vibe. I slept on his bed. He saved me from... Otherwise I would have been in a hurry.

He was in a good mood. He was doing... No, no, no. It wasn't the only vibe. How do you cook? It's intriguing. I'm trying. It's beautiful. He didn't make me eat.

He was in the mood for a little bit of a spade. No, you had to forget it. You said it. No! No, it's a spade on his window that saved him. I imagine you in the head of the customers the next day and she's like, like, romantic, full. No, no, it wasn't romantic at all. Did he drink before? I know he doesn't drink. Imagine being in the head of the I was dating a guy for a year. And we used to send each other pretty cute pictures. But in context, I'm a gay man in my thirties. After a few hours with friends, I sent a picture of my member,

well-dressed, as they say, with my face printed. I pressed on Papa David instead of David. It was long before we could withdraw or modify messages. I quickly tried to fix the situation, but nothing to do. I wasn't looking forward to seeing his father again after that. No. We're not together anymore today, even if it has no connection, I have the impression that it's better this way. No, I couldn't do it anymore. I'm going to relinquish it right away, my boy.

Are you really going to send a dick to your father, your boy? Well, if it's just the member and we don't see his face. No, he said we see his face. Oh yeah, that's true. Sorry. In any case, you still have the name of the person who sent you that. No, no, I know. You know it's the... Hey, still!

That's Tuash. Papa David. I would be traumatized, I think I couldn't get out of our house. Have you ever sent notes to... Bad people? I've never sent one to the master's in the chat room. When I was young. But not for long.

And one of my secondary friends who had written... I think my master's when I was young. But not long ago, one of my high school friends wrote, I think it was high school, she wrote, I was putting emojis to hide them on it. I was young and I hadn't put the emoji. I posted it for 30 minutes. I had a lot of friends who wrote me girls instead. I was like, no, you can't find them. I've already done that, but to send to someone in person.

No. It was a Snapchat story too. You did a Snapchat story too? Oh my God. It was not long ago. On Instagram too, it happened to me, but it's not a joke. It was something I didn't want to post. The worst thing is that you have to wait for it to publish to be able to remove it.

It happened to you already? Have you ever had that happen? Now you can cancel the import. You couldn't. I know, I know. It's terrible that it publishes to be able to remove it. That's crazy. Snapchat in the area will be all over the screen. There's no Snapchat anymore.

I learned from my mistakes. It's not wrong to have people like that. It doesn't tell me anything. Or maybe you're in the chat room. No, I didn't... No, I received a photo by mistake. Well, two. Two things. I received a video, I already said it,

of a guy who was breaking up and the guy has a blonde and I put it in his... I put it in his blonde. Super... Girl power. Girl power, you know. And the other one, you know, my brother... His ex, they were together for a long time, like six years. I can tell you, but I'm going to confirm with my brother before I put it on.

But I received, at some point, I received a photo, a photo of my beautiful sister,-law, who was wearing a sexy bracelet. A special one? No, but I was like, it's weird. And then, probably when she was wrong, because I sent it to her, she probably didn't find anyone, for sure. So I wrote, she was talking to me, and I was like, oh, she was wrong, she wrote to me, oh, I was wrong,

I sent it to Tommy, I was like, oh yeah, that's it. But you know, it's been like six years, and I thought it was like, oh, she's wrong. She wrote to me, oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong. I sent it to Tommy. I was like, oh, yeah, that's it. But you know, it's been like six years. And I thought it was pretty weird. And it looked like it was going less well for the others. And she was wrong, you know? No, it's that she was wrong. She sent it to me, but it was to her... boy. So, finally, she left my brother. And then you ended up in a relationship with another guy.

So you think she was wrong? Well, in any case, I don't know. Anyway, I think it's really... It's a mistake she made, but it was the other guy. Whoops. Anyway. So I told my brother. I said...

You're a real. You're a real. Yeah, anyway. I'm a little jealous. I'm like, Tommy! Just to say that I got a picture of... Huh? In bikini, in ashirt, did you send that to him? He's like, no. Check your stuff.

I think Alisa did it with her eyebrows. I can't, I'm going to laugh all day. My eyebrows are weird. Yeah, same. I should have done it like you, Tim. We could have... But Liz, that's what I'm saying. It's not that I don't think it's beautiful. Oh, the camera is there. She's been doing that since the morning. She's been looking at the light and going, NOOOO! The ads, the ad, the intro. She's like,

Good evening! Thanks for being here! I'm here. We're the same. We're really not in the same thing. But Liz, because I think she has a mean look, like I think she wants to punish me. And I'm like, I'm scared of her. That's just it. I channel my inner Julia Fox. I love her. Who is that? It's Jix.

It's the West. We'll read the others. Hey, no, 300 is me. Yeah, 300. Watch out. She put two in the bag. It's crazy how from the beginning, they revealed themselves to us with all their transparency. There was no hidden, no secret.

It was just like the good will to be 100% authentic and true. They never increased their price. You think we're talking about our path? No. We're talking about auction. That we love them with love. That we love them. It's a big love story between us and them. And here, well, what we really like is that

there's probably no cash, there's no cash, as Elise said. Prices are just sustainable. They're not going to increase their price anywhere. You know that your neighbor is going to pay the same thing as you. There's also the fact that they're really nice. You can send them a text and they thing as you. They are also really nice.

You can send them a text and they will answer you. So here you have the best of the best with Oxio. And their debt is not to be less expensive for one day, it is to be the best forever. Wow! She got it for the first time. No hidden fees, zero activation costs, no contract in the long run, promise never to increase their price. It's really a beautiful trust relationship.

That's what we want. Reliable relationships, right? We love you, Oxxio. You can use the sexual code for a month for free at Oxxio. And it's on oxxio.ca. Don't forget the excessive and unexpected price increases. Big kiss, OXIO, we love you. Vomit a little on the penis of a guy because of alcohol, but deep trope to catch everything.

That's it. Ok, that's what you do, that's your technique. We read the paragraphs and you two sentences. Wow, how do you know I'm a girl's girl? Sure! Mais oui mais j'suis juste pas une électrice. Ok ouais. Mais ouais ça, ça vomi sur le pénis d'un gars, j'ai jamais fait... J'ai déjà vomi sur le pénis d'un gars. Ouais moi aussi. Pis je me suis déjà fait... Ouais toi tu déjà vomi, toi aussi. Oh non, on va mettre Txtrla sur Txtrla. Call this! Ben non. Pis tu redis la phrase avec plus d'intensité. J'ai déjà par exemple... J'ai déjà vomi sur le Can you say the sentence again with more intensity? I already vomited on the penis of a guy and I said to myself, make me vomit on it too. What do you prefer between the two?

I think that making me vomit was more hot. Oh yeah? The grimoire and everything, it gives the texture. Yeah, it had a lot of grimoire. Oh no, you're going to put that as an expression. Well no. Tommy, but wait, Rémi, to get back to Rémi, is it because you... I went too far.

... the feeling, you're like, ah, I made them vomit, so it's gross or... No, no, it was disgusting, it was a joke. It's a sarcasm, Joannie. It was disgusting. It was disgusting, both of them. Okay, so you didn't like that. No. Okay.

What are you doing? I'm so... You, you, you! No. What the hell are you doing? I'm so embarrassed. You, you, you! You're the one who never understands the second degree, and I'm the most sarcastic person. Well, yes, every time we see each other, I tell you,

I can tell you an anecdote, like, a nonsense, and it's a joke, and then she's like, Oh yeah? And then she's full, and then I keep on telling her, fucking, for a long time, and then I'm like, Joanne, it's you from the mouth, and she's like, Ah! She's always doing, she believes everything I say, but it makes me laugh. It's not nice. It's true that we haven't known each other for a long time,

but now I'm going to learn. Now it's beautiful. It's the last time I believe you. We know each other enough to make you pants or a pig on the window. It's little pigs. Two little pigs for you. And you too, you got into a little pig. I even showed my little mammon to have subscribers. You're like a mix of our two materials. It's true, and with your color too, I'm fit.

It's true. We're all concept today, I think. Okay, next story, my baby. It's just me who's wheezing in the microphone for two hours in the video. I smoked two packs. We're having fun and you're not. I'm not sure if you can see the style in the mic for two hours in the video. I could have smoked two packs. You don't have a problem with that? We have fun and you see, we're not... You should give him some bags. Number 4.

I'm number 6. It's like, hello. Okay. I was 19 and I went to sleep at my boyfriend's house after a good night. I arrive, I lie down in silence next to him around 3am to not wake him up. To my great surprise, at 6am, who woke up next to me? His father!

Let's see! I was in the wrong room. I'm not with this room anymore, but we stayed in the same circle of friends. I still hear this story several times a year. No. You get out of the room and you're going to lie down next to your father. But even his father, he didn't realize that. I don't know.

In fact, it depends on how he is. That's not that serious compared to the dick. It depends on what the father looks like. It's true that I didn't see that. It's true what you're saying. It's true. No, you... Hey, but why is he... It's true! Why is it that... Well, yes, it's clearly that. It depends on how you think about it.

But in any case, it's... It's the part of your jam. In any case, Lisanne. In any case... Is it though? Is it really? Would you be like... Let's say, Claude's father. Well, no. Claude's father. Well, no. Claude's 70 years old.

Well, is he cute? Yes. She was going to dream about you. Yes, yes, yes, he's cute, but you know... Let's say I have a friend. I have a friend. No, but I have friends who have their dad, let's say. You know, let's say I have a friend. I have a friend. No, but I have friends with their dad, let's say. You know, like...

You know? Mouf! Mouf! The animals in cage. No, no, but you know... Can you name your friends' dads? I had a friend in high school called Léa. Her name is...

Is her name still the same? Yes. Hi Léa! It's the only friend I've ever had with the same name, so she'll know who I'm talking about. And her dad was... Her dad, I think, he was like... I went to his place, I was like, hey, sorry. And was he charming? Well, not with me, I was 14. She was like 14. Oh, okay? Well, he's not with me. I was 14 years old. She was like 14 years old.

Oh, okay! Well, I didn't like it. No, no. Because he was in boxing and he cooked the dishes. Surely. No, but you know, in any case, the fathers. Yeah, sure. You know?

Yeah. It can be exciting like that. Were you the kind of girl who found, like, who tripped on your teachers? Huh? Yeah, I think so. Hi Mr. Morin, hi Mr. Bélanger, hi Mr. Charbonneau, hi... I tripped all my teachers. And the ladies?

Was he seduced because he had a sense of authority and that was Mr. Morin? Oh, both. Oh yeah. That's it, I forget. I tripped so many teachers. You can take a break, you can call them. Yeah, well, I could go and look on Facebook. Téza!

Not necessary. Imagine! Téza! She had them all in her screenshot. She has lists everywhere. She has a list of signs, a list of signs. She has the list of teachers I wanted to catch. Do you have that list? I'm going to do it now.

We'll do a podcast on that. I didn't have any. You'll do a podcast on that. Perfect. You can invite your former teachers here. It'll be good. I'm sure they'll be super comfortable. Mr. Charbonneau is there. I'm just doing math. Behind every math, there's a great science.

Behind every calculation, there's a computer. A digital consent. A rule! A rule! A consent of the figures. The worst part is that this is not the first time I'm talking about this professor in a podcast. Because he made himself talk about it. Yeah. I'm exaggerating a lot to bring up the subject. Well, he's clearly going to make himself talk again, and he's going to do it like this. You're going to cross him in the dark.

That's what a Mr. Morin in the dark is. Mr. Morin, did you come to the podcast to talk about. So it's Mr. Morin in the dark? Mr. Morin, did you want to come to the podcast to talk about numbers? No, Mr. Morin, he was something else. What is it? It was history. Ah, well, tell us a little story. In my memory. I wasn't very attentive to class.

I was 19 and I went to... Oh no, we read it. In 2007, I lived in the west of Canada with my best friend. One night, there was a pyjama party at the Nuski mountain. We get there and we start gin tonic. Triple. We were drinking to get drunk. The next morning, one of our co-locals wakes up.

He asks us if we remember our night. He tells us to look at the pictures on the digital camera. We had a mega blackout. We realize then that during the after-party where we lived, my friend and I had done stuff together in front of everyone, and someone took pictures. Fortunately, people were trustworthy people who took pictures. It showed us lying on the kitchen table, kissing,

and lacing on the kitchen table while I was making him a cuny. What? The horror. Luckily, social media wasn't popular yet, and no one had an iPhone, we were able to delete the pictures. Oh, that's intense. Cuny. Ah! L'horreur. Une chance qu'elle est médié social n'était pas encore populaire et que personne n'avait d'iPhone. On a pu effacer les photos. Oh ça c'est intense. On a plus les amis qu'on avait

parce qu'elle avait pas mentionné que c'était plus que des amis. Imagine t'es assez chaud, tu te rappelles de rien, t'es là de même à faire un cuny, mais tout le monde... Tout le monde est là, bon, ils sont en train de jouer au Monopoly, ils sont en train de jouer au Monopoly, ça va. Tu joues au Burry Punk, you're going to be like... ...the face in the air.

It's a nice party. Invite me. I think we don't have the parties we had anymore. Yes, I think we lack a little of that. No. But that's it. That's it. Children's management, crisis, crying, and all that. We say it was a depressing conclusion.

We're not as punished as we were now, with crises and crisis. Let's see. That's it. Did you do stuff like that? Yeah, like that. Not when there's a lot of people. Why are you looking at me? Did I do something wrong and I forgot? No.

Oh, no, that's not true. I'm going to tell you that. I'm going to tell you that. Look, YOLO, we're having sex. You have to be clinging to the sign. We're having sex. So yeah, at one point, My poor guy who's going to listen to this. We were in New-York with friends,

and I had a guy I had brought back to our apartment, but it was like an apartment for one night, just for New-York with friends and I had a guy that I had brought back to our apartment, but it was like an apartment for one night, just for New-York. I don't think we were in our neighborhood, it's not important. I'm an old person, I tell you all the details that you shouldn't. Oh no! And then, there was a guy who slept with me, but he had my girlfriend in the same bed, we were three in the same bed. And it's even during we were next to my friend.

Oh, that's great. Oh, it's chill? Yeah. We've all done that, that's for sure. Me too. Yeah. I thought I was wild. I thought I was wild.

Me too. It was when my brother was in the bathroom. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Look, we've all done that. I was like, I'm going to cut my tongue. But what was it?

Did you have a boyfriend? No. No. No. No. No. No. No've already done that. I was bored, we're going to cut my time. But what was it? Was it worse or worse?

Well, you know, it was the dancers. That's what I was going to say, I was like, can you say it? It was the dancers. You've already talked about it? Absolutely. Wait, is it called RYKM? It's called Plain Monde. RYKM? It's called Plain Monde. RYKM?

I don't know their names. There was a couple. I went to see them. It was the door next to Unity. I was working upstairs. I was going down. I was working upstairs. They came to see me, take shots.

You were funny back then. You were still funny, but would you tell all those stories? My transition was from lesbian to stripper. It's really true! Male strippers, yeah. That was funny. You know the guy who did OD? What's his name?

No. No? I don't know. No. But I've already been to see him. I've already been to seen him in 281. He did a kind of dance for me. He was really close to me. And that's it.

That day, I had a vaginosis. I was like, he's not too close. My little Jimmy. Oh no. No, no. Him? No. No?

No, I was at the stock bar when I went. Oh, well, I don't know. He didn't have time for that. He promised to drink at the stock bar when I went. Ah, well, I don't know. The dancer didn't like it. He promised to go to the bar. But he moved. I had my little Californian, I fell in love with him. It was Dylan. He doesn't understand, he speaks English.

Anyway, poor Dylan. He broke my heart. Okay, so you have... okay, it's not a story like that. It's like one, there. Finally. You, my friend. The conclusion, Joannie, it's like one, everyone is eating. Well, yes.

Everyone is eating with pictures. We're just dancers around you. Everyone is eating with pictures. It's common. Finally. In conclusion, Joanie, it's common, everyone eats. Everyone eats with pictures. I'm just a dancer around me. Never. No, not a dancer. A dancer, yes. You slept with girls?

No, I was indebted to a dancer. That's the extreme we chose. I paid for it afterwards. So it was precision? No, because she was a dancer, and I had a dance. But then I just frenched and doped. And then she asked me for money. So I was like, I need to have a rabbet.

So what was it worth? I think I have a rabbet, I have my false nails in my mouth. But I have an anecdote to tell about dancers, okay? I was a dancer with my former boss from Apple. I'm so sorry, I won't say your name. When I worked? I've already been to the dancers with my former boss from Apple. I'm so sorry, I won't say your name. When I worked at Apple, I was at the dancers with my boss. He said it a lot. Then we came back from the dancers at my boss.

Everyone was waiting. Oh shit, two dancers guys and we're playing Monopoly with the dancers. We're playing Monopoly and we're playing society games with the dancers. Were they straight? The guy was straight. Well, everyone was straight except me. That's why we're playing Monopoly. play in a dance company with the dancers. Was he straight? The guy was straight. Everyone was straight except me. Maybe that's why we played in Monopoly. They found us a nice place and my boss said, What are you doing next? I have wine and everything.

And he was like, oh, I'm going to play in a dance company with the dancers. Wow. And was he dressed like a normal worker? No, he was dressed normally. He doesn't walk around naked in the street. Oh, I know. Go ahead. That's when I celebrated my 18, my 19, dancers.

At the pole? At the pole. No, dancers. I was 15. She didn't celebrate her 20th at the pole. No. I was 15. It was one of my first parties. Obviously, I was drinking alcohol. It was the night I managed to grab my crush. J'avais quinze ans, c'était l'une des premières, de mes premières soirées, évidemment, j'abusais de l'alcool. C'était la soirée que j'avais réussi à me pogner ma crush.

Nous étions dans le lit, couchés à nous regarder tendrement, et soudain, j'ai reçu une envie de vomir subite. Je n'ai pas le temps de réagir, que je me vomit dessus, plus exactement sur nous. Elle, pleine de mon vomi, part à la course pour vomir à son tour. Nous ne, nous sommes jamais reparés depuis, ce fut ma pire erreur d'alcool. Ah? We never got back together since this alcohol-perfect smoke. I'm actually a reflux after that. Wasn't that the only one? Really? Ok, next.

Hello? 10. That? No. Trenchy. 9. Who's the 10? You're the first. Yeah.

I got the 9. In theory... Ah! Not a mistake. Try a golden shower on the brush. It's the best time to do it. It's pissing on someone.

Yeah, I know, but why is it the best time? Because your piss is probably more trans-suicide, since you drank it, I guess. Because you're drunk, so you're less likely to have a high blood pressure. You have less inhibition. No, but I think that when you drink a lot of alcohol, it's more transparent. It's not like water. Yeah, that's true. I think that's why she said that. That's true.

Or when you drink, you pee more. I don't know, I don't do that. It's not my thing. I've already tried it on my breast once. Goldoom? Rich River, it's the same. I tried it once, but never again. Have you ever been to drag? No, I haven't. Drag, yeah, I'm going with you.

But up there, the mythical bath room for guys where people can have golden shower. You have a bath room to go to the bathroom? I can't where people can have golden shower. Oh yeah, no. You have a bathroom to go pee? Well, I can't go, I'm a girl. I would like that. It was a kind of mythical bathroom that... Oh yeah. It was just guys peeing on guys?

Like, who had a little place or... I don't know if it's a rumor. No, in a club, it surprises me anyway. Yeah, I don't know, maybe you're all wet. It's like a... No, but it's because... In fact, it's like a bath where everyone can pee in the bath, but there's like people who have already laid in the bath. In any case.

I don't know if I'm telling anything. Listen, if you're a fan of Golden Shower, go ahead and write in the comments. Oh, drag? That's the thing with the cars. Okay. Joanie, it's a gay bar in Quebec. The thing with the cars. The drag, but it's the thing with the cars.

We're doing the Moli too. No, Svoul! It's going to be chaotic. You're talking like you're... I'm not in... Drag is cars. Drag Race, you mean? When we go to drag, it's with the cars. Because I had a Civic.

With a good life-thread. Okay. It really turned out to be her life-thread. Let's hope it works. We're back to number 10. Oh my God, the paragraph. No, no, I became the smallest. Number 10?

You're kidding me. It's hot. Hey, it's because you're the one who speaks the fastest. It's true, I speak fast. Yeah. I's hot. Hey, it's because you're the one who speaks the fastest. It's true, I speak fast. Yeah. You read well. Thank you.

At 19, once again, I went out to a bar in Montreal with my friend. The guy I was dating was his friend. To know that my friend and I lived in one hour in Montreal, in the Laurentides, and that the guy I was dating lived in Quebec. The party was going well, the alcohol flowed, and we're enjoying it to the fullest. I'm sticking to my frequency, we're playing alcohol games, we're dancing and singing. Nice party! Until, too drunk and having too much fun, I kiss a guy I don't know in front of my eyes in full bloom.

Oh boy. You're the only one who wrote that! I would have been really bad. Part 2. Part 2. I turned around and I saw him looking at me, stunned and shocked. He couldn't believe I was doing this in front of his eyes. No shame. I was so ashamed of myself

that I ran off to the side in the streets of Montreal. Oh, that's you, Elisande. I looked for a Uber and paid 110 pesos so that he could bring me directly to our place. All without ever looking back. Neither my friend nor the guy I was dating. His friend, that's a dog. And Marie-Alain. My friend stayed in the bar, but be careful, she had to drive her back to the Laurentines The guy I was dating... His friend is a dog.

And Marie-Alain. My friend stayed in the bar, but we had to drive her to the Laurentines to go to his house in Quebec. Take note that the guy had come down from Quebec on purpose for me. Embarrassing. Today we're all in good terms and we laugh a lot from this one. And I have a podcast called Parentheses. That's not true! Joanie! It's not true! It's not true! Joanie!

Oh, that's good! Oh, that's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! Oh, that's good! That's good! That's good!

That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good!

That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! That's good! You're not going to tell me the whole story. Hey, but I also... You already broke the friendship. No, no, I didn't. I never did that.

It was like my fun. It seemed like I had to... I had to do that. That you destroy a friendship. You destroy friendships, relationships. You destroy it. You destroy a passion. Probably because you had a lot of anger in you.

No, it's insecurity. It's not anger. You were pretty insecure. But you're really not the same. I think it's insecurity that made you insecure. I wanted to feel that I was able to have guys more than others. Even if I was with one, I could have the other. It made me feel good. I was like a little girl, hurt.

You have a little honor on the bottom of the road. Yeah. In every French woman, it was very dramatic. You were all joined. You have a little honor on the side of your head. You put your little ears on the side of your head. I'm like, are you okay? Do you think I'm here to put on some milk?

No, but you can... Let's go into a hole. We can really... We put our little ears on the side of our head. Perfect. Number 11. I wanted to put music to fuck, but but instead of a soft and sexy song, I put some metal effect that says fuck all along the song. Fuck.

Fuck! At least she knew what she wanted. Fuck! Wow! Better than me. Fuck! Fuck! Check the closure.

She's wrong. At least she said she wanted to do the exorcism. Fuck! God, yeah. But it got it. Wow. At least she said she wanted to do the exorcist. Fuck! God, yeah. But it's okay. But it was a mood. What did you listen to, let's say, your best sex tune? I put a playlist called Chill Sexy Vibes.

It's kind of like The Weeknd, stuff like that. Chill. Chill. Okay, you Liz? If I listen to music, it makes me lose focus. Like, a little bit like... Chill. Chill. Okay, you Alice? If I listen to music, it disconcerts me. And I don't want to come back. It's the B that changes.

Let's say there's a tune, like the music changes, or it comes to a point that I don't like, I can't come as long as the music doesn't change. Like, it bugs me. I don't listen to music anymore. Huh? That's funny. You're like... Honestly, it's been a long time since I've listened to music, but that's funny. Honestly, I haven't listened to music in a long time, but that was it. You should put your playlist on your playlist, because you know it's going to be tunes you love.

You start with your sex playlist, you start with that. I have a flaccid tune, then I have a ass eating tune, then I have a ass eating tune. For me, the final step is to put it's my tune for me to come. What? Well, yes. I have a playlist. I have a tune for eating ass, then it's my tune to come. No, but like, when I do a pig thing, a pig evening, it's... Can you put a song for eating ass, please? It's going to be demonetized, but hey.

Well, we're not demonetized anymore. I admit, it's just that all along. The back that goes in the air. There are buttplugs in the background. It's been a long time since I laughed in a video in my life. Wait, this is my deflation turn. I always start my sexual relations. I'm the only one who thinks I'm gay, but ok.

No, I'm going to... It's true that it works well. And now I'm licking at the beginning. With the birds. The birds. She's crying on the bat. No, but there are no birds usually, wait. There are no birds.

As if they added some to... There are no birds usually. There are no birds, Ben, I don't understand. I just wrote it, but it's like the first one. There's no bird. Huh? That's not it. No! It's her, but move forward. Bonne-dommé, valentine...

Wait, it's the chorus! It's like the song from the Moai-bou. It's not her, It's a song! I'm like, I'm dry, dry, dry, dry, dry. Ok, ok, ok. I'm on the toilet. I'm on the toilet. I'm really on the toilet.

Ok, I'll show you later. I'll show you, I have a nice playlist here. That's good too. It's crazy how different we are. This is a tuna to eat in the ass. We'll have a meme, ladies and gentlemen. For this audio. It's like his yt. In the dark.

There's a har. She makes vocalizing in there. Oh! We're vocalizing them. You'll see. You wouldn't like to eat a dick up there? Yo! No?

Ok, now... No? I'm... Really? No? Show me how to tie... I don't understand the lyrics. Well, it must be...

That's what I was going to say. What's he saying? It's not... She was better than the first one. Take the original, not the version with the birds. Because when there are birds, I admit that... Yeah, that's it. We're not going to use the 12.

12. 12, 12, 12, 12, 12. I was at the bar, drunk, very drunk. Let's say I crossed my limit, if we can say that. I decided to kiss a guy outside the bar. He was with his six friends. He challenged me to kiss them all. So I went around him and his friends. My bunch of girls were drunk. The boys liked it, of course, but I looked like an easy woman. The next day, can you tell me that I regretted my bad... Well, you know what I mean. Not because you're French, but because you're easy.

No. It can be difficult. You know the taste of French people. You know what French people are, Oli? Well, actually, you've already had a break when we French everyone. Well, yes. When we tried the drummer. But it's fun to French people. I'm sorry. Did you already French? Yes. Often. Because you wanted to do it?

No. I don't know French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French.

I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French.

I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. I'm not French. And you're homosexual, girls are allowed to do more. Yes, and honestly, that's something that annoys me. I'm going to tell you, it happened to me... I can't say... It happened to me three days ago in an event that there was a girl I barely knew,

there was a guy I knew who hit me in the ass. And it's not because I'm gay and I'm funny that you're allowed to hit me in the ass. I won't hit you in the ass either. And it happens a lot in bars. It happens to me a lot in bars. It happens a lot in bars. Girls recognize me on YouTube and they hit me in the ass. But girls, you shouldn't hit guys' asses either.

As long as guys don't hit you in the ass. Take notes, please. We're not friends. If we're friends, okay. You're not a thing either. It's really weird. There are a lot of them. I want to give a message to all of them. It's really weird. There are a lot of them, honestly. So I want to say a message to everyone. But it's really good because it's... It's weird, though.

There are a lot of... yeah. There are a lot of people who think that... Because you're gay. It's not a big deal, but like... I wouldn't do that. If I didn't do it, you wouldn't do it. Do you feel... Do you know people who don't really feel good about it?

No. No, it's like... No? It's true. No, it's just the personal space. We keep each other company. We see. It was my turn to make you feel depressed. No, it was good. It's good.

It's very important. No, we put boundaries. We're here. I'm the new Chaperone. I love it. Where did we go? The last one. Ooh.

Hello. My worst mistake with alcohol was to tell my partner to put his penis in my buttocks even if it doesn't fit. Context, I really like anal but I have fissures and often irritation at this level. Well, I told him, oh yeah, it's okay, turns out it's okay, I've had a little tear since 7 years and always complexed when we want to do it. Always complex when we want to do it. Always complex when you want to do it. Yeah, it was already difficult, it's not the time to go and do it a little more. So the lesson is to wait for it to heal. Oh, what's a shame is that after that it's complicated for a long time. When it makes you a kind of blockage. Do you do anal?

Well, I you do anal? I only do anal. Really? Practically. When she doesn't do it, she's a baby. I only do anal practically. That's funny. We're the same.

It's crazy. And you? I do it on special occasions. In the holidays like Halloween, Christmas. Yes, Halloween, Christmas, the big holidays. The big holidays. When I feel bad. When I'm in the mood. When it's this playlist.

When you're a little bird, it's time to get in the ass. For real, I'm sure I'm getting that. When it's this playlist, I do all my stuff. I'm not sure it's going to be there. Because it's like the step. A little bit. I don't know what the name is. I'm not sure it's going to be there, because it's like the step, a little bit... I don't know what to say, I'm exaggerating.

When you were on dating apps, did you write... Donner, receiver or versatile? Towards the end, I didn't have Grindr, I just had Tinder, so I didn't write any of them. But I wrote, I think, versatile, so I wrote one and the other. But I wrote, I think, versatile, so you attract a little more everyone. Now I'm fully bottom. That was your motto. I changed sides. What is that? Fully bottom?

It's me who learns. It's going to be the stress too, I'm sure. No! It's me who learns. It's me who learns. Fully bottom means, like, yes. Folly Bo-Lum means... Why Folly Bo-Lum? It means...

Bottom. Started from the bottom, now we're here. Oh, wow! Started from the bottom, now we're here. She's... Dancing. Taking it in. Yeah.

Okay. But can you... Good for you. Thank you, honey. I'm waiting for Miffy to go through this. What? Okay, is it... Hello. She's up? Hello!

She's taking it seriously. Girl power. I'm not a girl. Do you want to give us the magic recipe for a good anal preparation? Make yourself a beer. I would have fallen like an old man, all hollowed out. I told them. Me, before, okay, I'm going to go into details.

I don't like doing laundry in the forest. And you know, everyone does it. And me, like, that's what it tells me on the inside. I like that. So I take fiber pills. Fiber pills, you take four in the morning and you drink a lot of water. And you're clean, natural. Like, you don't need to do laundry or anything.

Well, if you're dangerous. Well, it never happened to me in my life that I had an accident. No, no, but if you're dangerous, I would you don't need to do anything. Well, if you're dangerous... It never happened to me in my life that I had an accident. No, but if you're dangerous, if you're like... No, it's a female pill. Yeah, yeah, it's natural, it's a natural female pill. I don't know to what extent it's proven to be the right thing to do. But in my case, it works. I like it better than... You can ask your doctor before.

And for real, I never did anything to prepare myself. And it's like if your body gets used to it eventually. If you don't really want to do it now, you don't have anything there, it's like further away. And even... Even... Even... I'm scared!

I'm more than capable! Even if... It's like... It's like your body is finally understanding me. If we could... It's like your body is still trying to understand me. Yo, you can. Lise, who talks about anal without a brain. It's legendary. Absolutely on purpose.

That's why I keep laughing. I'm sorry. It's because I'm facing a bald woman and she looks at me with her face without a brain. It's something. I'm sorry, because if you're in the car, you can't see the faces. You just hear me laughing in smoke. Look, you can't. Do you smoke you can only hear me laughing in smoke. Look at you. Do you smoke?

I don't smoke, no, that's it. It's Rek who doesn't understand. I hope you're joking. Okay, so you're not saying that you're a pig, you're obviously a silicone lubricant. Yes, yes. We said it, the power of that. And the preparation, let's say, what would you recommend as preparation to someone who has never done this before? Well, it's for sure that if you've never done it and you want to be comfortable, I would

consider it a power, at that point. A power is like a thing that you do in your ear, but that you do in your ass, you fill it with water, you put it on and you do a wash. It's when you rub your dand teeth, so you can take a shower. When you have your back, you brush your teeth, that's true. You brush your teeth too. And then you come back. Of course, having your butt eaten, it would prepare you too.

I have my fingers here, so I wouldn't have fingers, honestly. I'm just a lobe. Silicone, very important. A bottle to prepare, a little toy. You lobe. Silicone, very important. A bottle of water to prepare a little toy. You know how to place your company? No, but I'm asking myself. I don't need it because I do it often. But someone who never does it, maybe it could help

to at least get the feeling. But the first times, it's normal, yes, that we don't like that. It makes a feeling a little bit like being a lesbian, because you've never experienced anything else. It took me six months with my first job to get used to it before I got a little bit of that. I had the impression that it was like, hey, that's too much detail, huh?

Because it's a muscle that you've never worked on except for going to the bathroom. So you associate a lot of that with that at the beginning and then it transforms, it doesn't become that. I don't know if you felt that at the beginning too. Yeah, that's it. But you end up learning to know your body. I just have the feeling of shit, I like that's it. But you end up learning to know your body. I just like the feeling of shit, I really like that.

I'm out. I'm out. It doesn't make sense because when she talks... I'm sorry, I'm talking. And she has her shunt mine and her eyebrows. I like it a lot. You're happy to have clicked this video, huh? It doesn't make sense.

It's gonna play in the comments. Everyone who talks about it will put extra details. It's not that bad. So, you know, you like to shit. You like to shit? No, not really. I poop to poop, but I don't but I don't have the pleasure to... I have the pleasure when he's out, but not when she's out.

She's out. You're not even a real cutie, you're doing your poop in three months. That's it, you're so cute. I love this girl so much. Stop it! You're so cute. It's a nice discovery. We've been together for a long time. I always have fun with you, for real. Every time I see you in an event, I know that the event is going to be fun.

The real people. Compared to when you choke and you sacrifice your quesadilla. And you're a next level. Old habits die hard. No, mom. I understand. Rémi, that would be it. Would you have a little 10 minutes with us for an after show? Well yes.

Would you have 10 minutes to stay longer? Do you have any tricks you want to plug in before we close? I don't know when it's going to be, it's not a big deal. That's a good question. You don't know? Well, if you want to follow me on YouTube, I'm doing interviews with the candidates of Occupation 2 at the moment, until Christmas, so go see that. Otherwise, follow me on Instagram. And it's pretty cool.

Oh, and I do tattoos! I do tattoos too! People don't know that, so you have a stand, right? I do tattoos, guys. I do minimalist, fine lines, delicate tattoos. That's when I tattoo you. Look at your arms, there's a lot of room. Rémi. It would be crazy if your friend Rémi had a tattoo. Absolutely. Oh, you've never done one?

No. Not yet. And Rémi made you a tattoo. Absolutely. Oh, you've never done one? No. Not yet. Rémi, you do that like... I have a studio in the village in Montreal, and it's in my studio. It's really fun, it's cozy, so write to me. It's Rémi Desgagnés Tattoo. Maybe I have the taste one day, but it's like... Because my daughter did a drawing.

She did a cute little matching. A drawing. And I like to tattoo this drawing. I often do it. It's her first sun. It's a sun, so it represents my daughter. And she did a sun, so I like to tattoo it. It's like her first sun. It's a sun, so it represents my daughter. She made a sun, so I like to tattoo it. I'm really in love. In the end, I have an Apple Pencil with a tablet and I trace exactly the same drawing on it.

I could have the drawing in my head. Exactly. I often do that, things like that. It's been a long time since I've been looking for a sun. I say, I have to find the right sun. Then my daughter comes to me, she gave me a day at the nursery, she let me pass, with the most beautiful sun, like, time, I said I have to find the right sun. Then my daughter-in-law came to give me a day off, she let me pass. With the most beautiful sun, like, imperfect, that I'm like, oh my god, it's so cute. Oh, I'm so happy, it's so cute as an idea, in addition.

Oh, okay, I want to see it. Yay, happy birthday to Kamel, okay, thank you. We can tattoo your children's drawings, it's so much more significant than just a random sun. Perfect, we don't care. Okay, thank you. Normally my son doesn't do that. It's more of a I'm so happy we like this, I love it, I love you. I love you, it was really fun. You're the best. Welcome to the official Patreon sexual orale platform. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. What can you expect from our Patreon platform?

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