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Starting point is 00:00:41 It's true, huh? Have you used it before? No, I haven't used it yet. I swear to you. It's the first time. So I can start with it. Okay. Oh. Ah!

Starting point is 00:00:50 Okay, you're done. Do the wave. Put it there. You can do the wave on me. Like, you're going to put the wave on me and you're going to do the wave. I'm a nice toy for lesbians. Oh yes. You put that on the bat.

Starting point is 00:00:59 Yeah. Like that. And you sit down and you put the mast on with your vagina. Yeah. And then the two of you came because it was... It was fun. So I'm going with it. And it's alive, of course. So on Airums and Companie, sexual code.

Starting point is 00:01:15 Oh, beautiful. A beautiful one. Thank you. Good podcast. Good podcast. A production of Studio SF. Today, on the podcast, we're welcoming the only one. You love her, you know her. She's with you on your long journeys, in the car.

Starting point is 00:01:37 In the shower too. In the shower. In the bathroom, where are you going? To Roxette-Bruno! Okay, we're going to go for it, but where? Roxanne Brunon! Ok, we're going to go there, but... It's a running gag, I'm sorry. For real, we're not going into the big deep of Roxanne. As she mentioned, her audience goes from 7 to 107.

Starting point is 00:01:58 So we have to cover a wide audience and try not to go too deep into those things. But she was very generous with us. We read some testimonials together a little bit, but it's especially a beautiful open discussion on dating and all that. We had fun. Really. It's a podcast, go see. We really had fun with Rox.

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Starting point is 00:03:35 To try for free Oxxio for a month. Thank you Oxxio! I'm so cringe that my whole body is sweating with the tension in my shoulders. Oh yes, I eat it up to my buttocks. That's crazy, that was crazy. We can do it in the intro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The second degree of shame. Woo! That was awesome. It's not fair. It's not fair.

Starting point is 00:04:28 So we're with Roxane Bruno today. I wouldn't sing if I didn't know. What a horror! Sing, people, sing! I'm hot, I'm hot, I'm hot. A welcome. I think you deserved a welcome in the height of...

Starting point is 00:04:44 Well, no, let's do it. Do you think that's the height of what I deserved? No, but... I'm not going to go and throw up in my head. No, in the moment, what I gave myself. Okay, yes. Oh, Réon, I gave you everything you had. For you, Marox.

Starting point is 00:05:01 Thank you. Really. Thank you. Thank you for being here. It's so nice to be here. You don't even need to introduce yourself. Everyone is Tiki, ok? Well, I don't think so. Well, anyway.

Starting point is 00:05:10 I just went to the corner of Montreal's island, the people speak English, they don't know who I am. Oh, well, they don't know who we are and they don't listen. So it doesn't matter. That's it. Those who listen, they know who you are. It's coming, they know you.

Starting point is 00:05:22 It's coming, do you know me? It's coming, Rox. It's coming, Rox. It's coming you, you know it. It comes to me, you know it. It comes to me. It comes to me. It comes to me. It comes to me. Eww! Roxy, because we tried to have you often, okay? Things happened, things happened in your life, we had a cancellation.

Starting point is 00:05:38 Anyway, now... Oh yeah, I was supposed to come one year and... Yes! And now, finally, you're here. I'm here. come one year ago. Yes! And now you're here, I'm here. Really, thanks. With a lot of standards and regulations. Respect, but I'm here.

Starting point is 00:05:51 She told you, I can't say that. It's perfect. There's a list of... But at the same time, we could do a big clickbait of an extract, and it's like, it's not true. There's nothing real. There's nothing real. Like, what is it?

Starting point is 00:06:02 Just the cut before, and then the world is like, we're going to listen to it because we want to know what it is. But basically, it's shit. We can fix that for you. We have a team of mentors who are good at it. Sick. But before we go into the clickbait and all that. How are you doing? A real question.

Starting point is 00:06:18 I'm doing very well. I'm not hesitating, but otherwise it's going very well. Mentally, let's say. Mentally, I'm at... Uh... Mentally, I'm never at 100, but like... But it looks like I'm in a good place. Okay. Perfect.

Starting point is 00:06:38 Winter is over, you know. Yes, that's it. Do you guys do that in winter? Absolutely. Yeah, it's a take-off. Not good. Winter... Not good. Winter. Not good.

Starting point is 00:06:46 I can't anymore. You came back, you had a vacation. Can you tell us, without going into too much detail, but really, you come back from there. What brought you to that and what made you get out of it? I'm really tired. That's what I was telling you before starting the podcast where I listened to Sex Oral I was like, I'm going to take a dump.

Starting point is 00:07:10 The three of us, like, we were all drunk. You were all doing the dishes. But like, no, but you were at home full-pin in my sample system. I was doing legos and I took two months where I didn't do shows, I didn't do any shows anywhere. I was burning.

Starting point is 00:07:26 I finished editing Titanic, Mordor and Ardou. I'm back on track! What do you think you got out of that? Did you consult? I read a pill, a little grain. That's it! I increased my medication, I ate better. I slept more. So you really took the methods. Joannie eats better, I take the medication.

Starting point is 00:07:51 We could combine the methods. Why do you eat better? That's what you call eating better. You're a kind of pig in the pigsty. That was horrible. Excuse me, this is my chum who did it to me. Do you have a scrooge in this one? No chum who did it to me. Do you have a crout in that one? No, he doesn't want to.

Starting point is 00:08:07 I don't know why, but crout reminds me of a chicken pate. Oh yeah? Absolutely, I understand that. No, it's like, you'd like that. No, but crout is good, I'm lying. When you're sick, I didn't have gastro because of my crout. I really don't want to cut the subject, but I really don't want to take my time. 100%

Starting point is 00:08:26 100% I totally agree. I'm really there. I didn't bring that up. It's me who brought it up. I just brought it up. Roxanne, I would like it if we said it again. We're going to her studio.

Starting point is 00:08:37 I would like you to do a portrait of me. Because we've known each other for several years. We've been friends for years. But at the same time, we don't know each other. So I want to know from the beginning, and I know it's probably things you've already said and repeated. But let's say you're very young, and you live your life, and then at some point you realize that you have an attraction for girls. It's your age. Hey, I'm so young! I'm in the first grade, I'm in the fifth grade,

Starting point is 00:09:06 it's called fourth grade. Everyone was cheating on Joe. For me, it was fourth grade. Joe, that was the guy. Everyone was like, Joe, oh my God, Joe! And I was like, what? Fourth grade! Did you cheat on him? No! I didn't say it.

Starting point is 00:09:22 We would say that... We're going to get back to the time, because I don't want to say things that will hurt people. But at that time, the first thought was to say that we're not normal. You know that... Oh, everyone is tripping on that little guy. I really think I'm tripping on that girl. And then, in the sixth year, I ended up Frenching a guy.

Starting point is 00:09:42 Because I was like, I have to... I have to tripp these guys, basically. So we're at the park in a module and we got to know French. And no one ever dropped a beat in my mouth that it was that guy. I was traumatized. I was like, oh no, it's not the foun, it's disgusting. But he was thin, he was red, he was cute. How old are you, the red? The red? Well, sixth year, how old are we? Twelve. Twelve, yes.

Starting point is 00:10:01 Twelve years. How did you react when you started to work in the park? How old are you? The wheel? How old are we in our sixth year? Twelve. Twelve years. Twelve years. How did you react when you started to feel that? Oh shit, I think I have a kick on Catherine. I know you're saying... But it wasn't a clear kick.

Starting point is 00:10:18 It wasn't a clear kick. It was just that I wanted to be in a team. I wanted to make her laugh. I wanted her attention. You don don't consciously know that it's a kick. My first kick was really second to first. I was in love. I knew it. I was hitting hard.

Starting point is 00:10:39 But she was the guy. I didn't say it. I pretended that we were just really good friends. So that's it. You never told him? No. Oh! Never, I never told him.

Starting point is 00:10:53 I had a crush on him and he wasn't even running. That's crazy. That's crazy, huh? No, I never told him. But I didn't want to... You know, even today, I'm really... It's been several times that I've said this, but there are types of lesbians in life. There's the hunter-gatherer who's like...

Starting point is 00:11:10 And she takes the place, and she crosses everything, and she's afraid of nothing. I'm not even... If you don't give me a sign and say, yes, I'll be open, I'll never approach you, I'll never make you move forward. I'm too scared to... You're afraid of being rejected? Yeah, yeah. It's not even a matter of...

Starting point is 00:11:28 It's a matter of... I don't want her to feel like... like... brusquely. I don't know if you understand what I'm saying. Like, I'm really not attracted to women, so... You know, I'll never approach a girl in a bar. Forget that.

Starting point is 00:11:43 It has to be written in her forehead her and I'm a shitty gaydar. Oh yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I'm really a shitty gaydar. But is it... How did you do it? How did you do it to... I'm always like people who came to me. It never happened that you approached someone.

Starting point is 00:12:01 Never. Not even DM, let's say. No. It has to be super obvious. Ok. So you never lived the rejection of someone? Oh yes, once in a while. She made me reject her many times.

Starting point is 00:12:13 Ok, it's once in a while. Yes, that's it. Because I was the road test of many girls. It's like, I'm going to try it. It's like ambiguous. Rock is like ambiguous. I look like a little boy. So I'm going to try it. It's like ambiguous. Rock is like ambiguous. I have the old guy vibe, so I'm going to try it. And then they realize that it's not that after three months, they're wrong and they leave.

Starting point is 00:12:33 And I'm like... Oh, it's a thing. My lesbian cousin tells me that it's really cheating on women. It's a thing. Oh yeah? Yeah, more. Well, it happened to me a few times, but not in all my relationships. It really depends. And from the other side, I'm sure.

Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah, that's it. Manon grew up. All my traumatizing stories of cheating are secondary things. It's a mark. It's a mark on Chris. But now, Catherine, okay, excuse me, I'll bring you back a mark. It's a mark. Catherine, sorry, I'll bring you back to Catherine. No, not Catherine. The other one after. The one I don't like.

Starting point is 00:13:12 The one we don't like. So at that moment, you realize you were in love with a girl. Do you trust someone? Or not at all? Not at that time, not at that moment. I think it was a year later when I felt it could be so close to the other person. I trusted one of my friends who was already out. Full stereotype, I play hockey, Alan back in the ass.

Starting point is 00:13:37 Alan back in the ass, she plays hockey. So I'm going to have a problem and I'm like, I'm gonna have a I was in the TES of the school. Oh! To help me, like, make a coming out, I guess. Do you remember how it was received? How she... I have no memory of how she received it, but I remember that no one was surprised around me. Yeah. Everyone was like, well, we continue. It's true.

Starting point is 00:14:20 Ah, my math class starts in two hours. That's it. It was done. Even my mother, it was so... I was on the phone with the little blonde of the time, and she was like, do you think you're going to tell your mom? I could tell her. She went into my room, she dropped some lingerie on my bed and I said, hey mom, I'm a lesbian and I'm going out with this girl. And she was like, oh, well, yes, but I knew, come on, kiss me. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:40 It was super easy. Wow. Did they already tell you what they saw as a sign? Yeah! I think it's really... I think the first sign is that at 4 years old, I tore off the dress I had on my back. But today, it's not that. It's not a sign. But at that time, the little girl who was crying, who didn't want to wear dresses,

Starting point is 00:15:04 who wanted to wear slippers, and I don't know if she was a guy, immediately she was a lesbian. So for them, it was... But it wasn't late for you. For me, it worked anyway. It was really a good guess. But yeah, so that's it. Nobody was surprised and without a doubt,

Starting point is 00:15:17 I think there were even betrothal gifts in my family. Oh yeah. Wow. We've been lucky. We've been lucky. All those who won 20 cents in the comic book. Tous ceux qui ont gagné 20 piastres, that's coming out. C'est encore plus drôle, ceux qui étaient là, ben non.

Starting point is 00:15:29 Ben non, c'est sûr qu'on va avoir un beau petit chum plus tard. C'est une pause. Fait que là, t'annonces à ton amie, qui est full imbu, pis elle se dit OK, amen. Mais là maintenant, là, tu le dis à ta télés, pis tout. T'as quand même, à ce moment-là, jamais everything, you still have, at that time, never had the experience with girls, like to have a Frenchie with a girl, to admit your feelings to a girl. When was the first time it happened?

Starting point is 00:15:52 Hey, it happened at my birthday party of 13 or 14 years old. She invited me to sleep at her place. And like, I don't know, chill and everything, at my party. So I get home, I'm know, I was chilling. We were having a party. So I got home and I was like, I'm going to sleep at my friend's place. I knew it was going to happen. Wait, what are the signs? It's a friend, but you flirted together.

Starting point is 00:16:17 Yeah, and she asked me, do you think you're a lesbian? She asked me on the phone, I hung up. She said, do you think you're lesbian? I was like, ah! She replied and the guy answered my question! I was so excited! So she invited me to sleep at her place.

Starting point is 00:16:35 We were in the same gang, we saw each other a lot. So I went to sleep at her place and I knew I was going to French. And I Frenched. But all dressed up, all night. to French. And I Frenched. But all dressed up, all night. Nothing else happened. It was just kisses. The 1340 is a great video. Yes, really.

Starting point is 00:16:53 Sometimes I hear horror stories for the first time with guys. And I'm like, thank you. Thank you for the life that it went through so simply. And in respect and in listening. She's the one who made the life that I had, that it happened so simply, and in respect, and in listening. She's the one who made the word, I imagine. No, it's me, because it was clear. Once it's clear, I go. But as long as it's not clear, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:17:15 And she made it clear by saying that you're a lesbian. Well, she too, basically. I said it in French, but no, it's you who French. Yeah. And your first intimate relationship? I said it in French, but no, it's you who Frenched. And your first intimate relationship? It was with her too. Ok, so you saw each other again.

Starting point is 00:17:32 Yes, that's it, we fell in love. It was super beautiful. It was your first love? Yes. Wow, and how long did it last? That's where it didn't last long, because I was like, oh that's cool, the girl's nose is going to fall off! So, since I had done my make-up, there were others who came to see me and everything,

Starting point is 00:17:55 but I wasn't in the wrong, and everything. I was leaving and the next day I was going to... What's the name of that? It's like a serial monogamous, French monogamous. 100% I was sure to... What's the name of that? It's like a serial monogamous. Yes! Monogamous French series. 100% I was sure in high school. It's like I'm not wrong, but I'm sad to be able to betray someone else.

Starting point is 00:18:12 Yes. Hmm... Which is not better, basically. You know, I wanted to do... I needed to live things and live my experiences. Wow. So let's say you've lived your little experiences, your little girlfriends. I don't want to force you to go in there too much. But it's when you had your first real relationship that it's really...

Starting point is 00:18:32 It's your blonde. Well, the first thing I had sex with was my blonde for six months. So today we would call it more like a... A relationship. A situation ship. Six months is long at the moment. Six months? Today we would call it a... A relationship. A situation-ship. Yes. But my... 6 months is a long time.

Starting point is 00:18:47 6 months? For me, 14 years with Ygritte for 6 months... Yes, it's life. It's like dog years. Yes, it's crazy. It's so long. But my first real relationship was that it lasted 3-4 years. I was more of an adult.

Starting point is 00:19:05 I was maybe 19, 20, well, adult, to put it mildly. I wasn't at school. And that was an awful toxicity. Did it ever talk to you about that? No. Is that why you wrote the song, I let you go? You know, I have 6 turns in this theme.

Starting point is 00:19:25 I can't say which one. But no, I don't think I've written a song for this girl yet. No? Okay. But I'm even afraid of that because I still have a lot of respect for this girl today. And she too, and we talked about it not so long ago. My God, we were kids. Two young girls, who tried to build something with little tools.

Starting point is 00:19:51 So it was a recipe for something that didn't work. It's not necessarily that one person is toxic for the other. No, we just didn't do the best things for the other. When did your career come to mix your love-friendship relationship? Well, my career didn't mix anything. When I started making music, I was already with Caroline, who is my ex today. I made my very first debut with her. I was 17 years old with her. I was 17 years old with her. Did it have any impact on your popularity? No, not at all. I was more popular before I became famous.

Starting point is 00:20:33 I was more popular before I became famous than I am now. How do you explain that? I don't know. The untouchable, let's say. I don't find myself untouchable. I don't have that energy. I don't think I have the energy to be untouchable, like, let's say... I don't find myself untouchable. I don't have that energy. I don't think I have an untouchable energy. I think so.

Starting point is 00:20:50 Someone you know, it's a bit... I don't think it's something you can choose. It's like, you know, in the sense that you make the scene. You're associated with something that's bigger than nature. I don't want to. Even if you feel like you're super welcoming and open,

Starting point is 00:21:08 there's still something that's like, it's Roxane Brennaud. I'm too big. It's like, no, it's impossible. There are so many people around you that see it impossible that I, the normal girl, you know what I mean? It's the opposite. That's really it.

Starting point is 00:21:21 I know, but people who say that... Would you be able to be a cute, funny, funny and bright girl, but be on stage and meet them? I don't think so. That's why they don't come to see you. I don't think that if you buy tickets to come see me. To buy you. To fly you. Fly you, I'm scared. No, but in the sense, I don't know how to explain it.

Starting point is 00:21:49 It seems like I wouldn't be able to go on a date with someone who knows a lot about me and I have no information about the person. It's fucked up anyway. A woman, and you know that it's like it's coming around a little bit. In fact, she's nothing to you. She thinks it's all about you, but in the end, she's nothing to you. So it's like a kid a little bit. Yeah, no, I don't think I would be...

Starting point is 00:22:13 All the people I've had in my life, it was meetings, let's say, friends, friends, where it was super natural. I've never been on Tinder, all those things. I've never been on it. Oh, things. I've never been on it. Oh, you're even traveling, let's say. Never. Never, never. Let's say you want to try one day, it's on a trip, you have to do that.

Starting point is 00:22:32 In Quebec, I admit it's shit, but let's say you're at the coast, there's no one who knows. No one who knows, but I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. What does that mean? Where does that embarrassment come from? I don't know. I'm so embarrassed. What are you doing? Where does that embarrassment come from? I don't know. I'm embarrassed. Like, if someone calls me and says,

Starting point is 00:22:48 whoop, she's writing to me, and now I have to go on a date? I have to go to the restaurant? What are we talking about? I have no idea, I'm going to shit in there. Well, let's see. I'm not good in there. I met someone and I'm like, I'm on Shelley awkward, my back is round, I'm like a squirrel, like, on the big nose.

Starting point is 00:23:04 On stage, you seem to be on stage, it's my ego. I have a round back, I'm like a squirrel on the big nose. On stage, you look like a real man. On stage, it's my ego. It's not me who's doing the show. Sometimes, when I'm on stage, I go into my body, I'm like, what a career of a mental idiot. Why am I not doing the plomb? I can't, I have to leave Roxanne in the backstage.

Starting point is 00:23:21 I go on stage, I do my show, the crowd is like, oh my God, she's so confident, she's so charismatic. Then I go home and I'm like, Well, I did that! How did you know I did that? I can really relate. Let's say we go in and we're like, aaaah! But there are moments during the show when you go in your head and you're like,

Starting point is 00:23:42 What am I doing here? Why am I here? Oh my God. And then you try to get back in your voice. Hey, but it must be painful because you don't talk all the time. You know, the guest speaks, so at some point you can just fall into your head. You're sitting there and you're like, me, it's me all the time. Oh yeah, but that keeps you like, it keeps me in... It keeps you, you know what you're going to say, what you're going to sing. If I'm talking to you or I'm making a bit more of a joke, and I see myself acting on stage, like earlier in the intro,

Starting point is 00:24:10 you're like, I'm not feeling well. But sometimes I'm not feeling well. And I'm like, no, I shouldn't think too much. I really want to understand the relate with that. Okay, so imagine a girl who's not going to buy tickets on the show show, but has like 3 tons of savings in her Spotify, and you're in a car, you're driving, and she puts her music on the radio and a note of your tune passes. Cancel. Well, shhh. She's going to rush into the car.

Starting point is 00:24:41 Well no, I don't think that bothers me in the sense that... You know, I don't want to to date someone who hates what I do. But... No, that wouldn't bother me. She's raising her hand. The girl... You're dating a girl, you're in the car with her. And there's a song of you playing, but she doesn't know it's you.

Starting point is 00:25:03 And she's like, hey, this is fucking nice. Oh yeah? That's nice. Yeah, it's nice. Are you kidding me? No, but... Are you kidding me? You're blushing.

Starting point is 00:25:12 No, but it's pretty bad. No, that's super nice. It's not good. Yeah, that's sad. That would be sad. I wouldn't say it's bad. I'm gonna let you fuck off. But...

Starting point is 00:25:20 Okay. Well, that could be it. But I mean, people who don't feel bad knowing who I am, I'm like, But we can't tell you who I am. You's say people who don't know who I am, I'm crazy, I'm like, but we don't know who you are. You know, some people don't know who I am. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:25:32 Wait, there's also the other... It's for sure that you know exactly what I'm talking about. People who are like, I don't know who you are, I don't know who you are. Oh yeah, but they often know who we are. Either they know or they saw people coming to see you and they're like, «Hmm, don't bother, what are you doing? You're leaving.»

Starting point is 00:25:48 Oh yeah, no, that's it. You're like, «Hey, if you're stuck, just keep going.» Yeah, go away. Oh no, no, no. I feel the need to leave. No, but I'm more like, because I have an example. Not long ago, I was at the hospital and there were two women at the reception. And there are some ladies who say,

Starting point is 00:26:04 «Oh, well, I managed to see you, you know, in my mugamugchi.» And then the otherames qui dit, « Ah ben, j'aurais aimé ça t'avoir, t'sais, en ma mougamougie. » Puis là, l'autre est comme, « Tu vois qu'elle sait pas, t'sais. » Là, je suis comme, « Ah ben, bonne journée. » « Nancy, tu sais pas c'est qui? » « Tu sais pas c'est qui, Nancy? » « Non, Nancy. » Puis là, elle fait sentir Nancy coupable. Puis là, je suis là, « Nancy, c'est pas grave. Prends ma carte d'assaut. » « C'est pas grave, Nancy. » « Mais là, je me sens mal. » « Mais non, Nancy, c'est pas grave. Prends ma carte d'assaut. »

Starting point is 00:26:22 « Je me la dis. » T'sais, elle, je trouvais ça tellement triste que l'autre, elle a bouillie, No, it's not serious. Look at this sick girl. I found it so sad that the other one went to the ball. Because it's not Juki. I felt it was true. And in person, you know, we knew it was... It's never the same in person, we'd say. We notice people less, we say, Oh, no, it's for her. But everyone lives it too.

Starting point is 00:26:41 But it happens to me, if you recognize me, it seems that you recognize me. Because I'm really atypical as a little character. Same here. Yes, because let's say, there are a lot of big brown girls. If you go to the city center with a hood, the world will make you a lizard. There must be a good eye contact. I have a pretty pink blonde head.

Starting point is 00:27:01 They recognize me and they know right away. They tattoo until the bottom of the head. Then they turn around and it go straight to me. They tattoo me until the bottom of my head. Then they turn around and I'm like, yes, it's me. I understand. Are you a person... Do you like to hang out in the street and talk? Or do you like to keep your personal life?

Starting point is 00:27:20 I'm not looking for them. You'll see what I'm talking about. There are people who are looking for them. You'll see what I'm talking about. There are people who are looking for them. They walk and they're like, hey! Hey! Hey! I don't even want to bother them. I don't want to exist. But I don't know if you're asking me to talk.

Starting point is 00:27:37 I'm not going to be a callist. I'm going to take the time to take a picture. If you want. It comes with it. I'm really happy with it. It touches me more than the messages on the internet from people who hate me. I like it better. But I'm not looking for it.

Starting point is 00:27:54 I wouldn't go to the Costco on Sunday on purpose. That's a bad idea. It's a very bad idea. It's a bad idea. And your songs, I read, you write a lot. I'm not a bad person, I'm just a bad idea. And your songs, are they... Because I read... You write a lot. All of them.

Starting point is 00:28:08 You write all of them? Yes. Your songs. Is it inspired by how you feel for real? How do you find inspiration? 99.9% of the time, inspired by me. Sometimes, I have a song that talks about Alzheimer's, it's for the father of one of my best friends.

Starting point is 00:28:25 I haven't lived it. But it's often, you see, I write a lot more often when it's going wrong than when it's going well. So, you see, lately I have three albums written. But otherwise, no, it's all me who writes and it's based on what I live. Your relationship, maybe like a turn of toxic relationships that came out not long ago. But you see, these are things I've lived through, but when I was in a relationship and I was listening to my models, it's not rare that she said,

Starting point is 00:28:55 Hey, are we okay? I was like, yes, we're okay. It's just that I've already lived through it. And it comes out like that and it inspires me, but it's not necessarily in the present that I experience that. Ok, ok. They told me you didn't write all your tunes. Wow, bravo.

Starting point is 00:29:15 Thank you. What makes me happy is when we met, you didn't sing. No. I was just doing videos. She was just doing humorous sketches. And then, the next day, Roxanne Brunot comes out and I'm like, sorry. Sorry. You know, you're another sketch, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:29:30 At that moment, I'm like, she's doing a sketch? No, no, it's serious. And then, an album, two albums, and she receives big prizes. Big prizes! Big prizes and everything. And then you have big-price records. So you really had a kind of total rebranding of your image, which is really... It's rare that it happens because you really went from being known for a business, and that's what I said, that you were known because you were in humor, and she looks at me like, what's going on? That's really the song.

Starting point is 00:30:01 But you know, I was known... You knew what I was doing because you were on the web too, but I wasn't famous, famous like today. I was more underground on the internet, I was doing sketches, I was putting on wigs. And music is something I didn't assume much. And one of my friends told me, hey, put your music on the internet, people will like it. I was like, are you crazy? And one year, she put it on the internet for me. And then I saw that there was a kind of enticing.

Starting point is 00:30:27 And then I started putting more and more music. And then there's a manager who approached me, a producer who approached me, actually, to make an album. And then I was working on the minimum, she said, I don't have any more time. I was like, well, yes, I'm going to make an album. For real, really? Wow! It wasn't even in the plans, me.

Starting point is 00:30:42 It's crazy, how long has it been? It's been... since 2017. How long has it been? It's been... since 2017. What? That's crazy. Who? It's not been long. In my head, it's been even less than that. Yeah. I had the impression that you're like 2021.

Starting point is 00:30:51 Yeah. I don't know why. In my head, you were so excited all the time as a girl, funny, first. But no, it's true. 2017, I released my first album. I was on the internet before, but I didn't know. I was on the internet. I was on the internet.

Starting point is 00:30:59 I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on the internet. I was on as a girl, funny, at first, you know? Anyway. But no, no, it's true. 2017, I released my first album. I was on the internet before, but my album, it started in 2017.

Starting point is 00:31:12 I've known you since 2010, so that's what gives me that impression. We received testimonies that we would like to read with you. I'm so excited, I have people. Does he talk about sex? We don't know yet. I'm afraid your audience will be disappointed that I didn't start, I have people. Do they talk about sex? We don't know yet. I'm afraid your audience will be disappointed that I didn't start talking about big tears. Oh, wait! If we're there, we'll go.

Starting point is 00:31:32 No, no. That's it. Rox, I have a question about you, if you want to tell us. What would it be? It would be crazy, your question about the vaginal clitoris. I'm not going to stop talking about that. Vaginal clitoris. I'm not sure about that. The vaginal clitoris? Well, it's a bit... No, it's not that!

Starting point is 00:31:50 Oh, I'm sitting down in relation to the anal? No, well, yes, it could be that. Okay, that's her question, it's not shit, but go ahead. Oh, I'm sitting down in relation to the anal? Well, listen, everyone, really, it's like you feel it, it's very important to prepare the area well before...

Starting point is 00:32:06 So don't sell the areas. Put on gloves! I think she's far from that spot. I want one less... Far from the kodaks. We put the podcast on pause because Oxxio invites us to have a discussion on the internet. Can you share with me your first experience that you remember with the internet? My first experience was really the first one before MSN. Well, maybe MSN.

Starting point is 00:32:41 In any case, I had a sentence, it was written, no pain, no gain. You're just talking about your computer, you're not talking about the internet. No, it was the internet. I had to use the internet to go on my website. You understand? So I was just using that. So my first experiences with the internet, it was me who wrote little sentences like that, little blogs like that, and I talked to people. Like skyblog, for example? Yeah, like that. I would write nice sentences.

Starting point is 00:33:07 You? I would download on YouTube the videos of Simple Plan, and I would download them on my desk, and I would listen to the video of Shut Up on repeat. I don't think I even knew we could listen to the music, so much that I was a little like, I just wanted to talk to people. Oxxio, this is a proposal. I would like us to keep this concept because I really have other questions to ask Joannie

Starting point is 00:33:28 that I want to ask about the beginning of the internet. You can visit the website oxxio.ca, our Canadian favorite internet provider, and use our sexual code to get your first month for free for fixed prices, stable connection with Oxio. And the best service at the clientele. A great feature. We love you. Thank you, Oxio. Bye.

Starting point is 00:33:50 Fantasme. I would say Fantasme. Because it seems like you're so intriguing. You're a person, you're a little bit intriguing. Perfect. You're really something. Annal is a bit of an intriguing person in the same 5 minutes of podcast I love. Annal is always her. I find it intriguing. So, fantasies. I'd like you to tell us about a fantasy you've had before.

Starting point is 00:34:13 That's out of the ordinary. I feel like there are plenty of them. There are plenty of them. Really? Yes. Wait, I'm just going to... Say it in one, not too much. No, no, no, no. I can't go there.

Starting point is 00:34:31 I can't go there because what happens is that my audience is from 7 to 77, you know? It's not just... 7? Yes, in my rooms there are 7 children and 107 people too, you know? So I have all the families. Let's say say we were talking about Cui7 today, and my audience would be just pre-adults or adults, I would call myself because I would be like, it's up to the parents to manage what the children listen to,

Starting point is 00:34:53 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's just that now, they're going to receive mom messages that are like, now I can't believe you said you wanted to... You know? So we can turn off the lights, I'm going to talk about everything, my fantasies. But I know that the goal is to make a podcast.

Starting point is 00:35:07 100%. I understand. Okay, well, I'm still satisfied with your answer. You're not satisfied, it's impossible. No, I'm satisfied. Yes, because she said she has a lot of fucked up. That's it, it's interesting. And I already know that.

Starting point is 00:35:17 She has a lot of fucked up. So, now, people can do a lot of shit. I love it. I'm going to guess that she likes to pee on herself. That's my guess. Cool. Stop, I don't like it. Okay, I don't have any more guesses.

Starting point is 00:35:32 Say a guess. Say a guess. Because it's going to be true, I'm sure. Okay, but go. To be dominated. You're a person. No. You are a person... No, first of all Roxanne. You are a person...

Starting point is 00:35:47 Roxanne... In bed. It's sure she dominates. No, I don't think so. She dominates in bed. I know that. And... I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.

Starting point is 00:35:57 And... She has a little window for opening the foot. An ortega maybe. No, the feet are in my heart. The toes maybe. The feet are in my heart. I can tell you that. The feet are in my heart. You're right, you're right. That's the cranchy we had.

Starting point is 00:36:15 I really thought you were... At worst, you were a versatile person. But it's because what you said in error is that I don't do the first steps. Maybe. it's... That's what made me... No, no, no, in life it's not the same, it's always the same. It's often like that. It's very rare that someone is in life the same thing as in bed.

Starting point is 00:36:34 But if you, let's say... That's what I can talk about. But I'm not the great dominatrice wearing the text either. I understand. No, no, no, but it's more... I understand. But you're going to initiate the movement in the game. She's going to start it on the hand.

Starting point is 00:36:46 I'm trying to talk like... by telling myself that there's a 7-year-old child listening, there's a 7-year-old child listening. But it's for sure that the 7-year-olds are not going to listen. But you understand what I mean. I understand. Don't become Carmen Campagne and Adibou. No, no. Chasse-bou, shot-gap.

Starting point is 00:36:58 Oh, my friends, where are you in relation to the anal? Please. And the dance. Ok, I'll think about other things and I'll tell you after the break. We have a Patreon too, if you want. Patreon, are you more comfortable? It's because of your little Patreon,

Starting point is 00:37:18 people make extra hostages outside. No, no, no, we can tell them that. No, no, no, we tell them that. No, I'm talking about no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noages d'application de rencontre Rox, ce que ton pire cauchemar. Mon pire cauchemar. Mais t'aimes ça écouter ce que genre... J'adore toutes les histoires pis j'adore juger les histoires. Mais les gens qui vous envoient ces histoires-là, ils savent-tu qu'on va les juger?

Starting point is 00:37:54 Ben oui, ils savent tout le temps. Quand ils envoient leurs témoignages, ils savent très bien que... Moi je vais lire le numéro 4 pis Rox, toi tu vas pouvoir lire après le... Ah si tu veux je lise! Ben là tu veux tu... Hey moi je lis pire que toi. Ah pour vrai? Wow. I'm going to read number 4, and Rox, you can read the next one. If you want, I can read it. I can read worse than you. Really? I recognize myself in you. Every time you read a story, I'm like, poor little Chun, I know exactly what she's saying.

Starting point is 00:38:13 You're so cute, I'm so happy. I'm so sorry. I just want to say that number 4 has two sentences. Oh. I have good paragraphs, I'll tell you. Every time I'm like, he doesn't like me. He doesn't like me. She likes me. She likes me.

Starting point is 00:38:32 There aren't many who don't like me. Because they write paragraphs? Yes, they know well that I don't like them. Number 4, the person who likes me. I've already been on a date with a girl after having matched on Tinder. She told me that she was going to the bathroom to finally never come back to the table and block me. That's the story I told you last time, maybe less.

Starting point is 00:38:53 It happened to you? Did you leave or did the person leave? No, we talked about it. I don't remember. I wasn't at the restaurant, but I made up something and I left. Did you leave a date the same day? No. Excuse me, what was it?

Starting point is 00:39:10 I never left a place like that. I'm so impolite. Unless you're in danger and Lula is fucking creep. That's not my thing. Yes, the date is cool. But where was she? Was it in Moreton? No, she was...

Starting point is 00:39:20 It was in Moreton. I just made a guess. It was in Moreton. It's true. No, she was on Tinder! No, wait, she said she was on a date with the girl! With a girl! Tim Burton!

Starting point is 00:39:32 She was on a date I was on a date with a girl After we had a match, she told me she had to go to the bathroom So we could never come back It's not that easy, if you're there They swiped, they matched She said, come, I'm going to the bathroom. I never, I don't understand, he's together.

Starting point is 00:39:46 No, no, he's on a date together. And he's at the other table. That's it. Well, listen, you shouldn't be interested in that. No, that's it. I want to say that you're the problem. Everyone, it's just us who destroy our listeners. It's surely you who wants to be the star.

Starting point is 00:40:05 You have the biggest ass in the world! That's a dog eating a dog. That's a dog eating a dog. I want to say that I miss Punch in this story. I think she chose the one with three francs. Yes, go ahead. I want to know if you've already been on a date that you counted the seconds for it to end quickly.

Starting point is 00:40:21 You were like, that's what I'm looking forward to. And how did you get out of it? No, I've never been on a date because I'm not someone who dates. I was waiting for the seconds to end quickly. That's what I was looking forward to. How did you get through it? I've never been on a date. I'm not a date person, as I tell you. It happens. But I've already ended up with a girl I knew. After a bar, we went to a place to sleep together.

Starting point is 00:40:39 It didn't go well. It was not what it was... It was weird. It wasn't what I expected. So now I counted the seconds so that the night would end. Oh, but it's a gang bang? No, no! No, no, no! I admit that there was a lack of context. We all slept in a house, but in separate rooms. We were a group of friends. We slept in a house but in separate rooms.

Starting point is 00:41:05 We were a group of friends. We were in a bar. Ok, but it was really weird. I imagined it was... It was honestly fucked up. So, I don't drink alcohol. I was often the designated driver. How long have you not drunk? Have you ever drunk? I've never really drunk.

Starting point is 00:41:21 Me, two glasses of wine, I'm like, hey! And one day I get aggressive. I'm not ready. Me, two cups of wine, I'm like, hey! And one day, I get aggressive. Oh, I understand. I'm not ready. I'm not ready. I don't get aggressive. But you're like... Oh, me neither. I didn't say that.

Starting point is 00:41:31 I didn't say, I understand. I understand. But... So that's it. We all went back to that house. Okay. Everyone, everyone in their room. And I was with a girl.

Starting point is 00:41:42 And you know, when you're young and the person is completely twisted, sometimes we're not in the same place. Same. Yeah, you're like, hey, it's when you want to start? You know, and I was like... Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Hey, we were far from gangbang. Yeah, no, there wasn't even two bang, to be honest.

Starting point is 00:42:04 So we were far from gangbangs. Yeah, there wasn't even a two-bang, to be honest. So we were far from gangbangs. I understand. So I counted seconds more. You didn't get out of the bedroom? Yeah, how did you get out? Well, what's crazy is that once you're asleep, nothing happens, my head turns when you're too drunk. So when it ends up going all night, I was like,

Starting point is 00:42:20 OK, perfect. You had your link to yourself. Yeah. OK. Well, we salute her. We had your link to yourself. OK. We salute her. We salute her. If you're not far away.

Starting point is 00:42:29 It's true that when you're like... Me, I have stories of girls who are deaf. It's happened to me to be the deaf person. I believe you. But I would surround myself like deaf, deaf, deaf. I believe you. Roxy, you're so mean, bad... Ah! Well, no, but I wanted to say something. I believe you. Rock, that was so mean! I was saying something!

Starting point is 00:42:46 No, but I listened to your podcast too. I listened to your youth stories. I saw myself in the shaker. Last week. Last week. Last week. I was sitting at the table, I turned my head, I rubbed myself. Last week?

Starting point is 00:43:01 On the fucking chandelier up there. Last week. I almost had a cerebral concussion. I didn't talk about it. Yeah, I know. I'm still here. And I never go on a table. Are you always with them last week?

Starting point is 00:43:12 No, I'm always with them. I've been with them for a long time. It's been a long time since I've been with them. I'm always with them. It was my 31st birthday. I'm not allowed to say. I understand. My 31st birthday is going to be at 9 o'clock anyway.

Starting point is 00:43:23 You're not 30 yet, are you? No. You're a b***h. I look older, but that's the years of drinking. No, you look older. That's not what I meant. I thought we were the same age. You're the same age. I'm 34.

Starting point is 00:43:35 You don't look older, but I thought we were... Because we've been together since the beginning. Your face... Do you think? Babyface. My skincare is really nice. Really? It could be a skincare episode, for sure. Yes!

Starting point is 00:43:47 I got myself some Botox. You did? On my shoulders. Oh, he did that. Why on your shoulders? Because I'm always the same, man. Life is a race, Carlis. I have pain all over my back, in my neck, I'm always in pain. So I went to see the girl, I said I wanted some Botox, she said, where?

Starting point is 00:44:04 I said, no, here, madam. Here. Well, who told you it worked? Well, it's true, my TikTok algorithm is also on the site. I wrote Botox, I wanted to know. And now it's just madams. In my algorithm, it's crazy. Okay, and then you did that and you saw a difference?

Starting point is 00:44:21 Well, it's been a week and I'm starting to feel that it's less gripped. But what does it do? It will relax the muscle. But it's not supposed to. The buttocks, it's going to freeze the muscle. No, basically, I'll explain to you, okay, because she explained everything to me. When you get botox done in the forehead, because you have folds here often.

Starting point is 00:44:32 No. No, but women do that, they have folds, well. But it's because our facial muscles are super strong. So we get pricked there to soften the muscle so that it doesn't get too tight. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem.

Starting point is 00:44:40 So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it's not a problem. So it have the good folds. But it's because our facial muscles are super strong. So we get pricked there to soften the muscle so you're not able to lift your eyebrows. That's why the ladies who have too many buttocks are like, oh, because they can't have facial expressions anymore.

Starting point is 00:45:00 And it looks at them, that's not our case. Thank you. 100%. No, but It's also a matter of taste. It's personal. There are people who like this and there are people who don't like that. We can never convince someone who does buttocks not to do it. I have business to do before judging. I find you beautiful and you find me beautiful. Do you have a lot?

Starting point is 00:45:19 Well, now I'm pregnant. I can't do it. Is that true? Yes. I've been doing it since I was 25. No, I was talking about because you're pregnant. I can't do it. Oh, are you serious? Yeah, I've been doing it since I was 25. No, I was talking about you being pregnant. You can't do it. Oh, no, no, excuse me. Are you serious? You look like a girl.

Starting point is 00:45:34 I'm not talking! I'm serious. Because it's not good for the baby? Well, you can't do anything pregnant because they can't study on pregnant women. So they just say, don't do anything. Yeah, but at they just say, ''Don't do anything.'' Yeah, but at the same time, you don't want the baby to come out. No. The baby comes out and he's like, ''You big baby!''

Starting point is 00:45:52 I'm like, ''What are you saying?'' ''Mmm, yeah, mmm, yeah!'' And then... Baby is out. So, it works with your child. It's not that... I didn't know that. I thought it was just... No, it's for all the... Because all the stress accumulates in the shoulders,

Starting point is 00:46:08 so you're going to relax your muscles, which contract despite you. So, it's all... I'm sure you'll have... Mentally, it's going to have an effect on you. I'm really ashamed to feel it. Today, it's the first time in my life that I haven't had a bad time.

Starting point is 00:46:23 I don't remember the last time I haven't had a bad time. That's crazy. There are a lot of people who do it too. I'm not really into it because it changes the muscles in your face. But you know, people who grind their teeth a lot at night. Oh yeah, they do that. They do that. So you wake up and you're sore in the ass, you have a lot of talk. So you get pricked here, so you don't grind your teeth at night, it protects your teeth. But what's your face like?

Starting point is 00:46:43 Your face, the muscle you have there. Like you, you still have a good... You're not going to have to worry about talking. You're going to get a prick here, so you don't get a toothache at night. It protects your teeth. What's your face like? Your face, the muscle you have there, like you, I imagine you have to get a little bit of a toothache. I always have a toothache. But it's going to melt. Your square jaw is going to be... Oh no, I love my jawline, I don't do that.

Starting point is 00:47:00 It melts the bones. It melts the face. The muscle relaxes. It gives you a more oval face. But often, like let's say there's a girl, I tell you, it looks like she had a iPad in her mouth, and you have a... Like, go to the bathroom! It's crazy! It's crazy!

Starting point is 00:47:14 An iPad! Hey, it's my iPad! She's melted! And I tell you, a face of an angel. But it's because what could happen if you're three and you're like, excuse me, we're in a subject that's really bothering me. But yes, I love it! It's easy, right?

Starting point is 00:47:22 I'm all like, that's it, it's a... It's a... It's a... It's a... It's, we're in a subject that's really interesting. Yes, I love it. It's so easy, I'm all like, you know, it's like, you don't have anything left, he's holding it. And then you're a little bit relaxed. So you have to put it back on to try to get back up.

Starting point is 00:47:35 You're like, you're not done yet. But you see, I'm starting to get complicated with that. Bruno has a bulldog face as he gets older. So I don't know what to do with that. Because I'm all in the past, I warned you very closely. But when it comes, people will be like, What the hell happened? Christa fell into her child, she looks hydrated. I don't know what to do with that. Because I'm all in the pole, I'm warning you, it's going to be like,

Starting point is 00:47:53 what happened? It's dropping their child, it looks hydrated. No, no, it's a joke. So you're not closed to jokes. Well, no. I tell myself, we have the, she finds herself beautiful when she looks at me. I'm still stupid, you know? No, that's it. The important thing is you, to feel yourself, to find yourself old. And I think that's really it. And you know, I find it beautiful. I like it, I want to grow old, I find it beautiful.

Starting point is 00:48:19 But you know, maybe in 10 years, it's beautiful, maybe it will be, ah, beautiful, you know, in the end, I see the verb, but for the... It's all a question of, as you say, being good with that, and if it makes you feel better, a criminalization, it's not the people who live with your face. But you see, before doing the job I do there, I had no complex, nothing, I didn't look at myself, I didn't see myself, I was still in high school, you know. And then, it's when you put on all your seams, it's a TV set, and then you're like, look at me, I feel like my face is melting down. How is that? It looks like that's what made me completely crazy. Yeah, I really feel you. But your skin is incredible.

Starting point is 00:48:52 Well, it's Murphy Clinic. Murphy Clinic. Take note of that, you're a real bitch. What is it? Are you doing facial? Well, there's everything there. She brought me acne scars. It's crazy. You said? Laser, kind of? Yeah. It's crazy. You think?

Starting point is 00:49:05 Yeah, laser? Yeah, it's crazy. I took that as a note. Thank you. Sorry, I just did a product placement in your podcast. Sorry. We do it all the time. We're always plugging things. Yeah. It's true, we do testimonials. I like that. That's why I like testimonials.

Starting point is 00:49:24 Because it makes us go through a lot of other things. That's what I like that. That's why I like testimonials, because it makes us feel like we're on another planet. I'm going to throw myself under the bus, but I think I've often been the problematic person on applications. I had started talking to a guy, but we lived quite far from each other and we had both schedules occupied. So we jazzed a hinge for two or three weeks. I think que c'est un moment où j'avais vraiment besoin de validation, alors j'envoie des notes, je fais du gros dirty talk, etc. J'en beurrais vraiment épais pour faire monter le plaisir. On a même été jusqu'à faire des FaceTime cochons. Par contre, au fond de moi, je suis la personne la plus vanille et la plus timide ever.

Starting point is 00:49:59 Quand c'est finalement vu en vrai, j'ai complètement choqué avant de passer à l'acte. Ça a créé le pire des malaises et même si le gars était respectueux et je sais qu'on peut retirer notre consentement à tout moment, I was totally shocked before going to the act. It created the worst of the discomforts, and even if the guy was respectful, and I know we can withdraw our consent at any time, I would not recommend doing that. Oh, that's true. But at the same time, she had fun. You know?

Starting point is 00:50:15 Yeah, and you can throw a tantrum, not in person, you don't do it anymore. It's really like... No, but she said... I don't think it's problematic. She recognized it by herself. She put more than she would have liked to put. And after that, it wasn't... I don't think it's problematic. I think everyone does that a little bit. In the text, we're always more like,

Starting point is 00:50:37 Cocon, Cocochon... Cocochon? Yes, yes, but... But I don't think it problematic at all. I find that, on the contrary, she took her foot off him, they had fun, they facetimed him, it's crazy, you know, all that is nice, made in person.

Starting point is 00:50:56 It's sure, it's always less... It's always that, it's sure. But it's sure, at the same time... It's a matter of... But you've never experienced that. What is it? Like, you text someone you've never seen in real life and you're so nervous about meeting them in person.

Starting point is 00:51:11 No, wow. All of that breaks my heart. All of that traumatizes me. It's visceral, huh? There's like a limit to trauma. Yeah, I couldn't do that. Scenario! Do you like characters? I'm sure you... Yes.

Starting point is 00:51:24 That's what I'm going back to my fantasies from way back. Scenarios? No! Okay, let's stop. Scenarios? Well, let's see. Automatically, I'm falling. Mixed improvisation, having for theme,

Starting point is 00:51:36 it's going to be a sketch. Asti, forget that. You come to our house dressed as a policewoman. I'd laugh. You'd laugh at me. I wouldn't laugh at you. No, you'd be beautiful. It laugh at me? I'd laugh at you! You'd be sick, but... It wouldn't get in my way if I stopped you.

Starting point is 00:51:52 You're stopping me? Why are you stopping me? Because you were mean. Oh my god! You were mean, Rox. No! I can't do that. I can't, I can't do it.

Starting point is 00:52:08 I tried, but... I can't, I can't do it. And wait, everyone, I'm not closed because I don't want to try it. I tried. You tried a scenario. Yes, we all did. And I'm like, no, I can't do it.

Starting point is 00:52:24 Because it brings me back to, we're going to put on wigs. You understand? It brings me back right away to YouTube, we're going to put on wigs, we're going to do it three or four times. And I'm a little, a little tough. You know, she doesn't have the character. You know, I'm going to be like, Kali, it's going to be an acting method, come on, we're going to see. It's true that playing a role, it's true that you have to be...

Starting point is 00:52:42 I hope I'm right. You know, like, let's see, why... I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm not really into it. You're really... You're bad. You're not good. I would be pissed. I think you haven't thought enough about the story.

Starting point is 00:52:58 Yes, the backstory of your character. You're Alain Nicolette. You liked your show. You're a cop. of your character. You're Alain Nicolette. You liked that, your show? You're a cop. What is it? I really understand. Well, yes. No, no, I understand, but... You're making fun of me because I was mean.

Starting point is 00:53:14 No, but... I made the script for my channel. I said in the podcast, for the massage, I released the official form of questionnaire for the massages. Louis was like, ok, that's nice. I massaged it and everything. I did everything. I would have liked the massage part.

Starting point is 00:53:31 And then at some point... But at some point you start saying bullshit. No, I'm not saying anything. I say everything a masseuse says. Ok. And at some point I hang something and I'm like, I'm sorry. Perfect. Not a vase, I guess. Oh no, I'm going to throw it away! I'm holding something.

Starting point is 00:53:51 I'm holding a plant, and then I was like, sorry, and then he was like, oh, and then it's like, the plant grew and everything. I was like, hey, it's okay. And how long have you been with your chum? Seven years. Seven years anyway, you know, seven years, you know the person, and then all of a sudden, It's been a long time. How long have you been with your chum? 7 years. 7 years, you know the person, and all of a sudden, you're a masseur.

Starting point is 00:54:10 It's tough. It's tough. Because there are a lot of things. He saw you lying down, there are a lot of things that you lived through. You lived in Canada. Yeah. Real professions. It makes me laugh. We went to Paris two years ago with my team. And we went to a dance bar. And my friends were like, hey, we're paying you a dance. And we were three girls in the group. The guys stayed at the table and said, we're paying you a dance for three girls. The dancer was beautiful.

Starting point is 00:54:41 Super beautiful. We go into the cabin, the three girls together. And I said to myself, I'm going to be good in there. I'm the only one at the door. I'm going to be sick. Entra-ma-tise. She told me stuff. Your family is far from here. I'm a mother. Why does she talk about my family?

Starting point is 00:54:56 I said, yes, my family is far. I come from Quebec. I was like, I was rotten, rotten, rotten. Hey, I'm waiting to be... I'm waiting to be good, good. Hey, I was looking... I was rotten, rotten, rotten. I was expecting to be... I was expecting to be good, good... I was watching my friends. The three of them.

Starting point is 00:55:09 The three of them. Oh! It was a traumatic experience. Out of respect, it might not have helped that she was French. You think so? Because... She's far from here, your family. She's far from here, your family.

Starting point is 00:55:24 Save me. It was... Why did she talk to me about my family? Do you come from the region? You're far from your family. Why are you talking about my family? Are you from the region? I was sitting between the two of them. There was one friend there, one friend there. And at the beginning she was dancing. It was very good. Good job. And now, I have a good bubble in life.

Starting point is 00:55:41 I think you have a good... Everything was where you should be. And I have a good bubble in life. I thought you had a good... Everything was where it should be. And I have a good bubble in life. If I don't know you... You have to stay away from the bubbles in my bubble. Be careful, dancer, you can't be the idiot. That's what I understood. She doesn't hesitate to bubble, she's comfortable in the bubble.

Starting point is 00:56:00 If you're sitting down, I tell her I'm out of my bubble. Now she sits on me. Legs on my chum And she sat down on me. Legs on my chest, arms on the other friend. And then she talked about my family and all. And I thought, it's going to be okay. And then, I thought, oh no, it's too late. Oh no.

Starting point is 00:56:19 It's because I remember the story as I count it. Too bad. Okay, the dance. It's a professional woman I respect, okay? It's just that... She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's Oh no! And then I thought, this hand can't touch me anymore. This hand can't touch me anymore. So I was just like... Oh no! I went out.

Starting point is 00:56:51 When she finished doing what she was doing, I... I wasn't strong, but I took the lady. I took the lady like I'm the prince. I said, thank you very much for your time. I dropped the lady, I got out of the cabin, and I told my friends, 11 years in a row. Was that your first experience? No, I'm a dancing galo when I was younger,

Starting point is 00:57:09 but I wasn't in a cabin. But it was my first experience with a lady who had to move from a cabin in France, in Paris. In Paris? In Paris! In Paris! Well, anyway, I didn't get it. It's my two straight guys who just got into the dance.

Starting point is 00:57:25 I'm the lesbian in chief. My condolences, thank you for your time. I dropped the water and left. But I understand. I understand. There's something about it. It's not natural. You want a connection with the woman.

Starting point is 00:57:39 I can't. And she's paid. She doesn't have fun. It's like that, I was thinking, she doesn't have fun. Some people have fun, but I understand. she's not having fun. I would say that's it, she's not having fun. There are some who are having fun, but I understand. She's not having fun, I'm telling you. I saw it in her eyes. Exactly. When I go to a dancer, if I see that there's no girl who's having fun,

Starting point is 00:57:57 I know she's not interested at all. There's always one who's like, she seems to have fun. It's for sure there are some who are having fun, but at that moment, she told me she wanted to be everywhere, except if she was doing her homework on me. And me? I don't want her to do her homework. So, bye! Can you charge an extra for her homework? I don't know, I don't know who paid for my guy's job.

Starting point is 00:58:21 I don't know. But now you're giving me an indication of why he was looking at his credit card and not telling me! I think money is the answer. I told you, I'm out of this. Traumatized. I understand. Read the rules.

Starting point is 00:58:41 I feel like we're similar, but very aware of you, very self-conscious. So when you get to scenarios, when someone is dancing, you don't think about what the other is doing, but more like, I don't know what to say, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to put on, I don't know what I look like. That's exactly it. Too self-conscious, too in my head, too... Hey, I told you, I had arms all over my body, because I was like, I'm all respected here, I'm not going to start tripping.

Starting point is 00:59:11 She was taking my hands, I was like, no, that's it, no. That's it, you're not going to put your feet in the water. But no, but at home it works, I'm used to it. Why is that? I'm not capable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so confused. It's weird that she doesn't pas le service d'habitude. Tu le sens quand la personne n'est pas trop... Elle doit être habituée à ça. Honnêtement, des gens de monsieur et des madames qui touchent pas souvent,

Starting point is 00:59:34 ou qui ne savent pas trop comment. Elle doit se dire que c'est comme d'habitude, des gens qui ne savent pas comment toucher. En tout cas, elle m'a dit... comment qu'elle m'a dit ça avant que je parte? She told me... How did she tell me that before I left? How did she tell me that? I didn't even notice. Like, Nathalie from Paris, you'll remember her all your life. And indeed, indeed Nathalie. You know what I said earlier when Joanie started singing? She just did the same thing. It's crazy.

Starting point is 01:00:02 Hey, come on! You compare a woman who sees herself on an unknown to singing? It just made me do the same thing. It's crazy. Hey, well, you're freaking me out. It's crazy, it's freaking me out. You compare yourself to singing a lady who sees herself on an unknown. No, oh, Nathalie de Paris, you'll remember that. Nathalie de Paris, she was singing that to me. Nathalie de Paris, you'll remember that all your life. I was like...

Starting point is 01:00:23 It really stopped the drop of too much for me. I was like, hmm, Natalie? Natalie, put your bobbies back on. Hey, I'm not a bobbie! I was like, I don't want to look at my girls too much, I don't want them to think that they lack respect and that they laugh at them. But I just wanted to do a pose. She lives in the place where she came to tell me, you know?

Starting point is 01:00:39 She came to tell me, Natalie from Paris, you'll remember me all my life! Oh, yes, but that's funny. That's really funny. I laugh too. The next scenario, pig or witness. That's the worst, right? I love to do that with you. I'm going to go with the sixth one.

Starting point is 01:00:56 There are years... There are a few years. Your samoy just took off a few! I think that... Sometimes... Sometimes... I don't know what my diagnosis is, but we'll find out. There are some...

Starting point is 01:01:16 Dyslexia, we take off some of it too. Yeah. Oh well, that's going to be a lot. A few years ago, while I was on Tinder, I had a date, let's say, with a guy until he told me he was used to swiping to the right. Absolutely, all the profiles without looking at anything, in addition to writing to each of the matches afterwards.

Starting point is 01:01:40 He told me with a wink, you're the only one who bit my anus this week. I gossed him with great pleasure afterwards. Well, can everyone agree that it's a ginseng? Well, it's mostly, you know, you're really like, I thought I... I thought I was special. It's really, it won't be that, finally. He just says yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Starting point is 01:02:04 He doesn't even have a high standard. He wrote to all his matches. He just goes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, don't know, but I'm going to say yes. A guy said yes, you're the only one who said yes this week. I'm really like, what did I do wrong to get this far? You're a bitch, you know? Did you see the scratch? You realize that you're the only one who got a chance on the entire Tinder app. And you're in debt.

Starting point is 01:02:47 Don't put gas in your mouth. Did you think? Because you're thinking too much. I'm like 15 minutes ahead. I'm just like, ah, it's a craté, ciao, bye, next, call me. But it's probably better to be you, Jo. Because you're like, that's his problem, we're here. What do we do? We didn't do the correct thing to live with this.

Starting point is 01:03:03 That's for sure, that's what I do. I put my life in question. What's your sign language? Capricorn. Oh, Mrs. Corn, corn! Look! What does that mean? I'm Capricorn, she smells like Capricorn, my nose is Capricorn, my hair is Capricorn, everything is Capricorn. Well, let's see.

Starting point is 01:03:25 Patience is not a thing. It's not a thing, that's what it means. Well, yes, that's the things. It goes fast and it goes, it goes, at least it goes. What is it? Are you good at it? No, not really. Me too, I'm a little Capricorn. You're Capricorn?

Starting point is 01:03:38 I'm curious, but I don't expect much. She's good. OK. You don't know her. Capricorn, according to you, what type of person? Describe a Capricorn. Well, Capricorn, the classic, is very hardworking, that's what comes back most often. It's straight, ground to ground. It's what he wants in life, it's what he feels like. It's like that, the classics of Capricorn. But you know, that's it. I know the big lines. I can't... But that's not bad, that you're... If you go, you don't have lines. But it's not bad that you're 100% on it.

Starting point is 01:04:06 If you're not going, you don't have time to whine and let go. What if I do that from a cabin with... Ah, it was Anita from Paris. Anita, it's not Nathalie. Anita from Paris. Anita, it's me, the fan. Nathalie, it's funnier. I'm going to cut the editing out.

Starting point is 01:04:19 No, no, no. We're going to watch Nathalie. Anita from Paris. Anita also from Cartier. Anitaalie. Anita from Paris. Anita too. Anita from Paria. She doesn't need to say Paria. Paria is Italia. Okay, go ahead.

Starting point is 01:04:34 My story is not that special, I guess. But a few weeks ago... Read the other one first, we're going to read a special story. Tell the girl who told us two words from Tim Horton. She was even for Tim Horton. Was it even for Tim Horton? No, it's not true. It's super nice. Go ahead. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:04:51 A few weeks ago, I was chatting with a guy on Instagram after having matched on Bumble. Not true, no red flags, nice profile, a handsome guy but not too much, who works in a field of connection with mine, lots of points in common. On the eve of our date, I wrote to him to confirm that it's still going on. He confirmed yes, so we're writing tomorrow to confirm the time. The next day, 4 o'clock, no news, 5 o'clock finally, I wrote to him to follow up, he's blocking me from everywhere. End.

Starting point is 01:05:14 But that's it, that's it. Hey, does anyone write that? No, what is it? Who is it? It's because it's copied and pasted from the story of a bunch of my friends. It hasn't happened for a long time. He hasn't listened to sex? Well, it's on them who don't listen story of one of my friends. It hasn't happened for a long time. Did she listen to Sexual? Well, it's them who don't listen to Sexual. Well, no.

Starting point is 01:05:29 Well, no. Our age gap is the podcast. Girls just do the same thing. Oh, stop it. Look at you. Congratulations. Well, maybe it's your friend. It's fucking funny, but it's fucking sad because she still has the pain of my friend. But because you're yourself in a crisis, you say, you know, imagine, you go out with,

Starting point is 01:05:49 everything is fine, you have a date, you go, you get your legs waxed, you put all your stuff on, you put your best kit on, you put gas in your shirt, you eat a piece of salad to be sure you don't shit on it. And then you go on a date, he's not there, he's blocked you from everywhere. Oh, that's crazy. That's true that it's crazy. It's so demanding to go on a date with someone when you want to give like... Oh, but it's... That's it, it's...

Starting point is 01:06:12 It's crotch. It's just that. It's not a problem for us, seriously. Oh, no, 100%. It's dirty crotch. It's really dirty crotch. There are a lot of them. Are you off...

Starting point is 01:06:22 Let's say a straight girl comes in and she's like, ah, for you, there's really something. Is it like for you? No, it's just that, my life. But even today, let's say you're still comfortable with that, you're not like, OK, fuck no. No, because it's so, it's so, a spectre, sexuality, you know, and especially nowadays, what?

Starting point is 01:06:44 I'm telling you, you can get fired. No, no. It's for sure that there's a 50-year-old man who lives in you. It's for sure. It's a joke. It's a joke that people say about you. It's because I said that for my friend, one of my best friends, she's in a relationship, it's been like 12 years, and she's a heterosexual, but just for you, she said, my boyfriend already knows that Roxanne never...

Starting point is 01:07:12 Oh, you're talking about me? Oh, you're talking about me? Oh, I'm embarrassed. Oh no, no, no, but then she said, my boyfriend is aware, everyone is aware, we're all aware that for you, it's... She left her family there. Oh, look. You're not the first one who... Everyone knows that for you, it's... She left her family there. You're not the first one... I always have things to do with my friend, my cousin, my sister, my mom...

Starting point is 01:07:30 But they never tell me. Maybe because they love you a lot? Maybe they're like... I think they're unlucky. But yeah, that's it. Right now, I'm not in the open at all. So you're more straight. You're more straight.

Starting point is 01:07:42 I'm more straight, yeah. That's it. That's the clip we mettra sur Instagram. Je suis hétéro. On l'aura appris aujourd'hui. C'est très bon. C'est un bon clin-bête. Personne ne va croire. J'ai toujours été extrêmement attirée par les filles hétéro, disons-le comme ça, même si on sait que c'est des chiffres, it's all numbers and percentages and it's all fluid.

Starting point is 01:08:06 I don't know why. I think it comes from my dad. When he knew I was lesbian, he was like, It's okay, but you won't bring me any little girls with you. That was his first time. I was like, oh no dad, I'm going to bring you... You'll see, I wanted to impress him so much. I'm going to bring you some assholes, dad!

Starting point is 01:08:24 So you became the girl with the braids. You'll see! I wanted to impress her so much! I'm going to bring you some pitoune hosties, dad! Oh! So you've become the girl in the car. Yeah! I'm the girl in the car. That's it. He doesn't want you to bring one, so you bring him. Yeah. I didn't want to mess with him either. But is it true that in a lesbian couple, they're all... No, no. ... more often? No?

Starting point is 01:08:42 No. That's... No, no, no. That's... No. Lesbiennes, il y en a tout à eux, souvent plus. Non. Ça c'est des sottises. Ça c'est des... non. Ça, je pense même qu'il y a plein de lesbiennes de mon époque, en tout cas, qui se sont dit « Ah ben, tu sais, je pense que je vais m'habiller plus en gars, tu sais, pour montrer mes couleurs à la gaisse parce qu'en vieillissant, je vois plein de filles que je voyais dans le village quand j'étais jeune. Aujourd'hui, elles sont full girly, puis genre I was young, today they're full girly, and they go out with a full girly girl too.

Starting point is 01:09:06 And I think it's codes that we were so imposed on, that we got into it. Me, at 4 years old, the codes were really hard. But it's not... But you see, me, personally, a girl who dresses as a guy, let's say I dress, I'm not attracted at all. You've never had an experience with a more masculine girl? No.

Starting point is 01:09:27 Never, never? No. I would even say that I've never had an experience with a 100% lesbian girl. Ha ha ha! Yeah, never! Wow! Do you think you would be uncomfortable, honestly? No.

Starting point is 01:09:41 I don't think so, because it works the same way. It's just that... I don't know, it seems like... It's true. It's... I don't know why I'm attracted to straight girls. Well, it's your... You can't know our attraction, let's say. I'm attracted to browns, let's say. It's more, more. You have preferences, but probably you would you would meet someone and you don't know. I don't make a conscious choice, but it gives you all the time to click.

Starting point is 01:10:12 That's it, it's a conscious choice. That. Yeah. Too much. I don't know, maybe one day you will arrive with a woman with a cap, a tie. I don't know. She calls her a bitch. Well, there's a woman with a cap, a tie. I don't know. She's not convinced. Well, there's a girl with a cap, it's not cute.

Starting point is 01:10:28 That was the trend at the beginning of the years. But in 2012, it was like, there were all the fucking long hair and a cap. Yeah, the straight, long hair. And then they were all in drag. The straight hair. With a skate. But they all straight. Straight hair. With a skate. They all had a bit of a clump. He wanted to show off.

Starting point is 01:10:53 That never attracted me either. I wanted a little bit of a bitch or a tall girl. Oh yeah, you're right. When I met you, you were with a girl, I think. Well, I met you on the web. But it was over. Me and her? You're so intimidated by her.

Starting point is 01:11:16 You have to be intimidated by Lisanne when you're young. Really? I remember going to a show and I was like, I think there's Rox in Miami. She's next to me and she doesn't even look at me. I was like, I think that after it's done, she'll pass by me and she won't even look at me. I was like, I think she's done. That's a big me. When I was intimidated, I...

Starting point is 01:11:30 Stop it! Really, full, full. I never hated you, on the contrary. I don't know. We learned that today. You thought she didn't like you, and that's it, the reunion. The reunion, thanks to you. Oh, and that's it, the reunion. Yes, the reunion.

Starting point is 01:11:48 Star world tomorrow! Finally, you can do what you want, Crème! Oh no, I would be pregnant. I'm pregnant, I have a man at home. Next time, next life, what do you think? Ok, I didn't think it was going to be there. It's not really a story, but more of a realization that I got from my best friend who just jaded me. He's on and off dating apps because it really hits him.

Starting point is 01:12:15 Let me explain. He's categorized as an average-looking dude. He's average. What? He says he's average-looking. Average-looking. 5 out of 10. My favorite.

Starting point is 01:12:28 Fucking shit, don't shout. Hi Louis. Louis, Louis is fucking beautiful. Yeah, it seems to me in my memories of what I saw on the internet. Louis, no, that's it. At first he didn't attract me. He was too beautiful? He's like too... a hockey player, too... No, no, no. I was really in the range... But he has to be funny.

Starting point is 01:12:49 Funny. Funny. Funny. Yeah. Because he can't be a little bit milk and flat to the death. No, no, no, no. He has to be funny. I have to laugh.

Starting point is 01:12:58 I have to laugh. It's okay. It's okay? Louis, it's okay. He has no connection. It's the same thing. You don't have to feel like the sex appeal of Quebec. Yes, but I didn't want him to come, you know.

Starting point is 01:13:10 Yes, you wanted him to come a couple of times. I imagine you wanted him to come. I have the same thing. Claude, it was him who first told me he thought I was pretty. Is he making fun of me? I'm fucking myself. That's what happened. I wouldn't even consider him as beautiful, because I was like...

Starting point is 01:13:32 It doesn't matter. He lives his life. He's like... Anyway, he's categorized as an average looking dude. And even if I saw his profile, no red flag, good picture, description of him quite precise and fun,

Starting point is 01:13:48 he never has a match. Me on my side, I only have that matches and my profile is far from being special. But it's a... I only have that matches. But the girls of the applications already have more matches. Me on my side, I only have that matches. I think that all girls... If you're a girl and you do it on the right, you'll just...

Starting point is 01:14:08 You'll match everywhere. Yeah, it's just a girl. I think that girls can so much turn around to choose, while the most normal guys and who flash less, will just never match on apps. It doesn't stop you from sleeping, but imagine never having a match on apps.

Starting point is 01:14:24 It would certainly hurt my confidence in myself big time. What I want to answer is that you're not alone. All the men I know don't have a match. Oh yeah. It's really a matter of... Maybe it's different in the gay community. It's true. The heterosexual men.

Starting point is 01:14:41 We have one here, a gay guy sitting there. Grinders, it works pretty well. Can you grind pretty well? It's true. So grindr, it works. Grindr, the first photo is a bitch. It's a curse. Oh yeah! You don't even need to put a profile picture.

Starting point is 01:14:58 You're there, you're top to bottom, open to satire. Perfect. But to get back to this story, I don't think it's... It's easier to say back to this story, I don't think we should... It's easier to say than to do, but let's say we forget all the known aspect of being a singer. You just make me put myself on an application. Pictures of me with a description of me. I don't know how much people would be ready to date me. I think I'm getting to know, let's say, in one evening, how I talk, I'm funny. That's what people often tell me.

Starting point is 01:15:34 I think that objectively, you would have a lot less misery than a straight guy. Oh, yes, that's for sure. Especially in the world, let's say, swiping with women, I wouldn't be too worried about you, Maton. Not for any woman, actually. Because, you know, no matter what, you look like... There are really a lot of men who just swipe to the right

Starting point is 01:15:58 until there's one who swipes. And you're the fish of the week. Exactly. It's true. No, but it's a real thing. That's why you have to go outside. Yes! You have to go outside.

Starting point is 01:16:11 Go to bars, small businesses, restaurants. There are plenty of businesses. More and more restaurants are doing events. Like online dancing, all that. There are lots of single people. I have friends who are single. It's the perfect spot. You can do your little dance online.

Starting point is 01:16:29 Go, let's go. Get out, it's true. It's much easier. I saw this week someone who was like, if to meet, you have to go on a Saturday night, or you would like your person to be. What is the person you love doing a Saturday night? And you're going to do that.

Starting point is 01:16:45 Wow, right now, she's at home. She's listening to the TV. I understand. But that's what I found touching. I was like, if the person I love is probably at home drinking a cup of something. Well, right now, Saturday is in the show. If I want to go out, it's like Monday night.

Starting point is 01:17:03 Not much is happening. Yeah. Would you like to be with someone who understands your job and is in the same field? Or would you rather be with someone who is like... who, let's say, hygienists on the ground? Both of you come home and you don't have the same reality at all. Yeah, it's 9 to 5 and you can't... You have zero the same reality. She did 9 out of 5, and you can't...

Starting point is 01:17:25 You have zero the same reality. I was 7 with a girl who was a sociotherapist, who worked in schools and all. So it worked really well. I think you really need to... that the person is conscious of what you do in life. But it's not mandatory to be an artist or whatever. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:46 Don't you find it difficult sometimes that there were never moments where she didn't understand your reality? Maybe there are times when things can be misunderstood. No, not at all. She's always been really supportive, supportive, supporter. Supporter. She's always been super open. I was leaving for weeks and she was doing her life, doing her stuff. What were the big fucks? The big fucks? We didn't have big fucks. You're not embarrassed, you bastard.

Starting point is 01:18:20 We didn't have big fucks. I don't know what I have, I'm missing words today. I'm really missing words. What the f**k? What the f**k? We're not going to go there. It's like, ok, that's it. And I was like, oh, he's going. It's still cool. I'm so jealous. I couldn't help myself.

Starting point is 01:18:39 What was your career? She's always been very incomprehensible. She was fine, Caro. Yes, yes. She was still fine. I imagine. She was still fine. You're still in good terms with the dog.

Starting point is 01:18:53 Yes, we're going to share our dog. I still see his daughter. We meet once a week to exchange dogs. Oh, you're so cute. I have the ad that it's been an hour since we shoot. Are you serious? We read three testimonials. Nicole that it's been an hour since we've been shooting. Are you serious? We read like three testimonials. Well, Nicole, it's been an hour, huh? An hour and a quarter.

Starting point is 01:19:12 But we've had a lot of fun. Hey, did she get mad that I didn't talk about my phallus trumps? No. No. No, but wait, we talked about a very cool... You gave yourself some juice. I gave myself some juice. I'm talking about... Hey!

Starting point is 01:19:26 Anita, we call her Anita. Anita, she tried to give me some juice, but I didn't accept it. I know, but she wanted to give it to me, she gave it to me. She gave it to me at 5 p.m. So thank you for real. I've been wanting to see you on Vodkast for a long time, every day. I'm not happy. Are you going to have 15 minutes more to read your trip to Patreon?

Starting point is 01:19:46 Yes, yes, yes. Thank you so much, Rox, I love you. Me too. And since 2011. Perfect. That's Rox, you read mine. Left or right? Right.

Starting point is 01:19:59 Right? Okay. I'm left. You're set! I killed your beautiful mother. I know how it works! Yay! Two. You're going to be two. Ok, perfect.

Starting point is 01:20:10 The meeting. On Patreon. I'm so stupid. Bravo. Welcome to the official Patreon-Sex-Orale platform. I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

Starting point is 01:20:23 I'm a teenager! What can you expect from our Patreon platform? Orale. I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

Starting point is 01:20:31 I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

Starting point is 01:20:39 I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! After the podcasts we're going to see recorded, we're going to go on Patreon to film aftershows, advance announcements, tickets, access to live shows. No matter what you choose, like whatever, we thank you in advance.

Starting point is 01:20:53 It's a big difference for Sex Orale. It's something that grows, it's our baby. We're proud, we're happy. Yeah, and that's it. Thank you so much. You're welcome.

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