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Today, on the podcast, Joannie and I are sharing with you
the testimonies of the hiccups we've received.
And of course, I have a lot of them, so I agree with all the hiccups
that have been shared. I have a lot of them, so I agree with all the Hicks that have been shared.
I have some to add too.
And as usual, we're breaking away.
Yes, we're breaking away as usual, but not too much.
We're still on the theme.
I think it's our most thematic podcast so far.
It hasn't been worse.
And Nicole, Patreon, if there are some who aren't on Patreon yet,
I think it's time for Nicole to go because Nicole will be the Patreon with us, our dear Nicole D'Amour.
So, good podcast, have fun!
It was really fun, I loved this episode.
Yes, I loved it!
It was fun too!
Good evening. Good evening. It's 1.25 pm, so good morning. You're making all the beauty for me. You too. Sorry.
I'm doing my lunch.
Beauty.
Not...
Not...
There's a little touch missing.
Oh no.
Of...
Me, in the little green there.
My favorite color.
Well, it's the outfit I lent you for one of the shows.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you.
I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. Not... not... not... There's a little touch missing... Oh no.
I have a little green one.
My favorite color.
You know, it's the outfit I lent you for one of the shows.
Do you remember?
Yes!
And you had it already worn.
Oh!
Both of us had the same kit.
Yes.
We stuck our belts in the same place.
Today, Joanne...
What are we doing?
We're going to read stories about when people got the hiccup.
Hiccup, for people who don't know what it is, it's in French, let's say, when it's
gushing.
Yeah.
It's a gushing thing, like...
You know, the little hiccup there, when you meet someone and you say there's a little hiccup.
Isn't it because sometimes, me, personally, there's really a place of no return.
There's a moment where I get the hic and then...
You can't come back from the hic.
So for you, the hic is not just something that makes you go,
it's like a hic for you, it's...
A hic is like, oh no, I caught the hic.
That means that you're not able to look at it the same way.
It suddenly makes you go, everything that makes that gets you because you got the hic.
Okay, you got a big hic there.
Yeah, but in general that's what it means.
The hic is enough for you to do like, I can't anymore, I can't anymore, I can't anymore.
There's a hic.
Okay, so it's like a... it's too...
It's a detail too big for...
It makes you take up all the space.
And it's really funny because there are series on TikTok of women telling the way they got the hic.
I remember you saying that.
I remember saying that.
I remember the day I saw my chum walking with palms.
It was like, oh no, he's so in the mood.
I can't anymore.
You can just imagine his chum who's the same with the legs.
Oh my God, it's beautiful.
But there are lots of little things of the same that are inexplicable.
Let's say the hiccups that I remember in my life that I caught,
it's like, it's a lot in relation to the sounds of the mouth.
Let's say I'm lying in my bed next to my chum,
and then he rubs his nails, And then he just smacked one nail.
And you do that too, sometimes, damn it.
It's so... It's so scary.
And then, after that, he has the nail in his mouth,
and it's cracking in his teeth.
I'm like, I'm going to throw myself out the window.
It's crazy.
Well, I don't crack it. I crack it.
Okay.
But it's maybe not better, because there are nails everywhere.
Oh, it's really... Listen, it's crazy.
I remember my ex, he was eating candy in the bed next to me.
And just the sound of him eating candy in the bed, let's say,
I had to get up and go to the kitchen until he finished eating.
I didn't tell him.
But I had to... I had to go.
I couldn't hear that sound in my ear.
It's like too much.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I can really have a hypersensitivity to these things.
Let's say people who take a puff of vape, let's say,
and they do...
Like they do...
by expelling.
It's harsh!
There are really specific things that I'm like...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, I'm basically, if you don't go...
It's a hic.
I understand.
I understand.
Not a big point, but...
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, I understand.
I'm not that sexy.
But okay, yeah, I'm trying to make little hics.
I really think that when Louis doesn't close the door,
and he leaves,
and the door is open,
everyone can come into my house.
It's more...
It's like an Hicks, I think, right?
No, because it's just...
I can let it be.
I know, I have another example.
An Hicks that I've already had.
Everyone is at a party, and everyone is able to talk to everyone.
Everyone is in discussions.
And then you see the guy looking for a place to go, and he has his glass, and he doesn't know where to put it.
And then you see the guy being a little lost, and you're like, oh!
You know, like, put yourself there.
Find yourself a place.
Oh yes, that gave me the hic.
Really?
Yes. It looks like I imagined Nicole. I don't know why. No, but listen. No, but in the sense, Nicole, because I see it in the sense that I just imagined Nicole
because you never want to disturb, more in that sense, not that you don't know where to
put yourself, it's that you don't want to disturb.
Yes, I understand.
Nicole, you're...
I often feel like that.
But I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I don't know why. I don't know why. I don't know where to put yourself, it's that you don't want to disturb.
Yes, I understand.
Nicole, you're...
I've also felt the same way.
Well, me too.
I've also felt the same way.
Nicole says she's also felt the same way.
Me too.
But that's it, it's inexplicable.
It's like, you trip on a guy, you see him in possession of his means, and you see him trying to get his place.
You're like, oh.
You know? I don't know how he tripped.
Let's say for a date or whatever.
But honestly, I'm not saying that systematically, the hic, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
But there are just sometimes inexplicable things that you're like, you're trying to turn me off.
Yeah.
That you're trying to get him friends, like, you just turned me off. Yeah.
That you look like you're looking for friends, it just turned me off. I understand.
But at the same time, I'm not saying that it's good to have that.
Wow!
You know, I enjoy having that inside of me.
No, but just to feel that, I find it flat.
You know, I would like to be like, oh, he's cute, you know.
We're going to...
You know. We're going to welcome We're going to pick him up.
But I look at him and I wait for him to find his band.
I'm like, well, we'll see how it goes.
Are you going to follow the story?
Or are you going to be like, okay, I'm going to pick him up?
Or are you still going to want to know where he ended up?
Okay.
I have to admit, this specific situation happened to me
while we were at Big Brother's house.
I don't think I ever said that.
But Claude, I see him so much,
he comes in the random room,
I don't know where to go.
He's definitely like that, Claude.
But I remember that...
It's a lost image.
You see, it's a hic that I'm clearly surprised about. I mentioned it because I remember that... It's a lost image. That's a hic that I was clearly surprised by.
I was going to mention it because I remember that...
You were very spoiled.
That Claude, I really see someone who has a lot of presence,
who is full in control of his means and where he goes.
We were all the big brother candidates in the house, in the kitchen,
having discussions, everyone was standing.
And I just saw Claude looking for where to go.
And I was really like, OK.
Wow.
Did you already say that?
I don't think so.
But it was really a moment that was remarkable for me.
That moment when he was looking for...
It was a gift.
It was a...
It's crazy. But clearly, I was surprised the next morning.
Well, anyway...
I understand. Well, that, yes, it's true that it's like a little...
And Claude, in addition, it's true, he seems like a super confident man, super everything.
But that's it. When you see him in a room, Claude, he doesn't know where to put himself.
He's like, just...
Well, I'm going to go there. I'm going to go a little there. Like, he can't put himself in. He's like, I'm just going to go there.
Oh, I'm going to go there a little bit. He's never...
But that's what makes me laugh.
So in the end, it became...
I think it's adorable.
Exactly.
So it's not...
I already gave you some examples, those who came to me.
There are more...
There are more...
I think we'll take some little ones.
It looks like I don't have that many.
You have a lot of them, but I have some, but more in relation to sexuality.
A sound that a guy is going to make to the limit, that you're like, oh my god, I can't.
He's like, ah! Ah! Every time he puts you in, you're like, well, no.
That's not what Xs are for.
Or he puts on...
He's ejaculating, and he looks at you in the eye,
and he puts on his sperm and licks it on his fingers.
And he thinks it excites you.
No, let's say it's a little...
I'll give you examples.
Oh, well, I have examples.
Wow, yeah, but I'm going to read people's examples,
and I might discover some of them. Yeah, that's what you want to do. I'll read people's examples and maybe I'll discover some.
It doesn't come to me quickly.
But it's better.
I want to clarify that feeling the hic is a mirror of your soul.
Clearly, there is a discomfort in relation to something you feel.
You've already experienced it.
Exactly. I don't like that, not feeling at my place.
I don't like that to disturb me.
I don't like that to make noise that will make me feel...
Let's say I eat cereals and I'm fully aware of the sounds it makes.
So I just want to say that when you have the X, it's often because it reflects something of yourself.
Very good. And even if you don't want to make noise when you eat.
Maybe when you were young, someone told you,
hey, stop eating, you know, and then it created a kind of blockage.
And then this blockage turned into HIV.
Absolutely.
We are psychologists today.
We act as therapists.
Clearly, there is a link with that.
So heal yourself.
And you won't have any more hiccups.
So I think that's why you don't have many.
You're just so good with yourself,
which I find is totally coherent.
It would be... we'll see.
But it's true! You say it,
you're not really someone who is comfortable with yourself.
It's that I don't realize, I think.
It's also my idea made so that
I don't analyze the behaviors of think. It's also my TDA made in such a way that I don't analyze the behaviors of others.
I'm very in the present moment, second present.
So if I took the time to analyze how people eat, I would get burnt.
I don't know how I would do it.
But it's because sometimes it can come with hypersensitivity to sound.
Yes.
To touch.
Yes, I have an ick.
I have an ick. I have an ick gang!
What is it?
Hey, the gang, I have a bad ick in the street.
Me, going to someone's place for an event.
Let's say Christmas.
I name it, I say it.
I'm going to my parents' place on Christmas.
All night long, no music.
No music.
She didn't understand the principle.
What? That's an X!
Go to people's houses, go to someone's house, I go to friends' houses.
They don't put music on, no background music.
I'm like, ah!
Do you put yourself in someone's eyes?
No! I want to bring my damn radio!
That's it! A hic, the person has to be a little bit more polite.
You have to look at the person and be like...
Do you understand?
It's not like you find it flat,
Oh shit, Jorémy who has the music, it's not that.
Ok, I understand. I don't...
I understand what you mean.
Ah! Well, then!
Ok.
First paragraph, mon gros paragraph.
OK.
«Ce n'était pas mon partenaire, juste un coup d'un soir.
Le gars arrive chez moi.
On commence à s'embrasser, mais là le gars me demande combien j'ai de tracteurs sur ma ferme.
Comment vont mes études?
Je pense quoi de l'agriculture biologique?
J'essaie de lui dire d'arrêter de parler, mais ça marche pas trop, trop.
Bon, on est vraiment dans le moment. Peut-être qu'il gère pas bien le stress. On
continue à franchir, je juge que c'est le bon moment pour enlever mon chandail.
Il a direct quand le t-shirt dévoile mes mamelons, il dit fuck, je me suis venu dessus.
Oh! Je rigole en pensant qu'il dit ça parce que je suis belle et il me dit non non je suis
vraiment venu. Malaises. Il se lève, je pensais qu'il reste changé de boxeur.
Non. Il a été se faire un verre d'eau, un verre d'eau et a dormi dans son sperme. No, no, I really came. Uncomfortable. He gets up. I thought he was going to change his boxer. No.
He went to get a glass of water and slept in his sperm.
We never know.
Well, it's not a hiccup.
It's a malproprote.
Yes, but it creates a hiccup.
You see, the guy sleeps in his sperm.
Really?
Yes.
It's a hiccup. It's a good hiccup.? Yeah, yeah. Do you understand?
It's an ache.
Yeah.
It's a good ache.
After that, you see, you can't come back from that situation.
You don't feel that you can...
Yeah, I understand.
Okay, well, it would be an ache probably for me too.
Well, and then you see, I don't think it reflects anything compared to her.
No.
It's okay. It's just... Yeah, no. I'm not sure if I would wear them. I would wear them, even if I'm really wet, I would definitely change them.
Yeah, me too.
It doesn't make me walk in my outfit all day.
But you can't really, you don't wear them.
No, that's right.
But if I wore them, I would definitely change them.
Absolutely.
Sometimes it happens to me to change my clothes.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know if I would wear them.
I don't know if I would wear them. I don. But you can't wear a jacket. No, that's right. But if I wore one, I'd clearly want to change jackets.
Absolutely.
Sometimes I change leggings because there's too much nunn.
See, that's why I wear jackets.
Because I don't want to change.
I admit it's less complicated.
But it doesn't happen often that I put on the nunn until Joe Roy comes.
Okay, would you like to read the second one?
My blonde is relatively correct in English,
since she works in the clientele service in Montreal.
However, we must always listen to our movies in French,
otherwise she is not able to follow a real hic every time.
I would not be able to be in a relationship with someone
who does not listen to his films in the original language.
I couldn't.
And you listen to your films too?
Not just the series, but the films and the series in English, all in English.
Well, yes!
Even with what's happening at the 16th.
Shut up!
Oh no, a translation...
No, but put it... Oh, yes! No, no, no. I swear. Put it... No, but let's say...
Oh yeah.
No, no, no.
I swear.
Let's say...
Listen, everything in English.
Yes, Jo!
For me, it's a monumental turn-off.
I'm leaving.
Let's say...
Okay, let's say the new Avatar comes out.
Yeah.
And then the whole family...
This is a real situation that happened.
The whole family wants to go, but there are people in the family who don't speak French.
In English, yeah. Who don't speak English.
I refused to go to the cinema that evening because it's not true that I was going to waste my first adventure experience with a double.
So, good movie and I'm going to go see it all over again.
Oh yeah, but what's bothering me now is the...
But I don't have the authenticity, the part of the actors' game is the voice, the emotion they put into it.
And you understand everything they say?
Yes.
So you're really bilingual.
Yes, but speaking, I have more misery, you hear my accent.
But understanding is perfect.
You understand everything.
Perfect, perfect. All the words.
If I understood, maybe more like... Well, yes, of course. I understand.
But, you know, in the sense that I couldn't listen to movies or series with, let's say,
the person who shares my life if it wasn't...
Louis, at the beginning, it was a big adjustment.
Yeah.
Again, he tries to sing.
I'm like, OK, B, you want me to sleep, buddy?
He says, no, no, B, no, put some...
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I'm used to those voices, so now I have another voice.
So for me, it's another thing.
But I understand because I haven't been bilingual all my life.
So you know those voices.
Yes, well, I know them.
Let's say the first Harry Potter, I know the French voices.
I don't even think I've ever seen the first Harry Potter in English.
So I really understand what you're saying.
It's just that when you cross the barrier of understanding English perfectly,
you come back and you're like...
When you go English, you never come French.
But let's say I saw Joel Lejean.
We were in the same space.
And I hear his voice.
What I hear is Leonardo DiCaprio.
It's from my childhood movies.
Oh!
Yes!
Joël Lejean's voice is like a calin.
It's wild.
I would lie down with my eyes closed
and I would just say what he's talking to me for hours.
That's true!
Because everything I hear is my childhood, what he was talking to me,
what he whispered to me.
Leonardo is like...
Hey, he's mean...
He has the voice of all Leonardo's films, even Titanic,
which means he made the voice.
Yes, that's where I heard it the most, it's the Titanic.
But even, he made a lot of other films. Yes, I was talking about that, I was talking about the film with the Titanic. But even, he made a lot of other films. Oh, that's right.
Well, yes, I was talking about Titanic.
I was talking about the film with the bear.
With Leonardo and the Capri.
It's my favorite film of his.
Him and the wolf from Wall Street.
Yes, yes.
Well, surely it's still him who does it.
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oh, Leonardo.
You know, Starstruck, the voice,
but he always has to make my poor thing say it.
Yeah, you know, in a podcast, he...
Really?
He was talking about his voice,
he made himself a reference that was very soft, very...
It wasn't... I don't know, there's like a complex.
I think it's the most beautiful voice I've... I don't know, there's a complex.
I think there's the most beautiful voice I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah, but there was a complex.
I saw an excerpt about that,
that said that her voice, sometimes she liked it.
Oh no, she has an inexplicable voice.
So much, so much. I think so too.
It surely affects the emotiveness of our childhood,
but there's something about her voice that's indescribable.
It's true that she's sweet, you know.
She's very...
But me too, his voice is the same.
It's sexy, it's crazy.
Congratulations Joël for your...
We love you, we love you too, my little voice.
You're the only French voice I listen to.
Very.
So I know a movie that has the only character
dubbed by Joël Legend.
Okay.
The film by Leonardo. Wow.
It's yours, it's number three. Okay.
My beautiful Brun.
It was several times that I went on a date with this guy.
He was super nice,
a real gentleman.
Every time he paid everything.
Restaurant, cinema, whatever.
In short, one day I decided to invite him to my house for the first time.
I organize a brunch with my family.
Everything goes well. My family loves it. Bref, un jour je décide de l'inviter chez moi pour la première fois. J'organise un brunch avec ma famille, tout se passe à merveille, ma famille l'adore.
Quelques jours plus tard, on se revoit.
J'embarque dans sa voiture et là, ils me lancent, tout détendu.
Ah, j'ai raconté à mes parents qu'on avait fait un brunch chez toi.
Curieuse, je lui demande ce qu'ils en ont pensé.
Ils continuent tout casual.
Ben, ils m'ont demandé comment était la maison.
Alors je leur ai dit que, tu sais, c'est vraiment petit puis un peu vieux, mais on fait du beau travail pour arranger ça malgré tout. They asked me how the house was. So I told them it was really small and a bit old, but they did a good job arranging it,
for a house that was put up in the valley.
I was shocked.
We have to say that his parents lived in a house of almost a million.
That was our last debt.
Wow!
Don't be shy!
Well, that's a good one. I understand. Sometimes, I think there are people who don't realize that what they say is insulting.
Because, you know, I imagine if I have the context where this guy was born in a house
worth millions of dollars, who was used to his parents talking about this way.
And his friends who all have a house of their own.
So I think you arrive and you say, it's embarrassing, but it's not. who was used to his parents talking like that.
And his friends who all have a house of their own.
So I think you get there and you say those things
without realizing the impact that it has.
You know, like, well, we don't have all those means.
Sometimes it's saying things that you don't realize
to the point that it can be insulting because for you
it's like so... it doesn't matter, you know? so... It's not that big of a deal.
Because you're used to big fights.
It's true. Sometimes we don't think about everyone.
Sometimes we say things and we're like...
It's not the reality for everyone.
They're well-dressed.
They put on a little bit of a ragged jacket.
In the end, it doesn't say,
«My big galette».
They're often called...
Cedric. Would it going to cause you a hic here?
You arrive at a guy, you have a date,
and the house is not crumpled,
but it's really a small apartment,
very dilapidated. It's a very messy apartment.
It's not very clean, but it's very messy.
In the sense that I know that his rent is not expensive.
But he maintains it well, as he can with his things.
So it's not him who lets himself be dragged.
No, it's not alls. It's just that.
Ok.
Well listen...
And wait, you went to dinner, he paid his bill, you paid yours too.
So that's it.
Ok.
I don't think it would turn me off.
Because there are things,
it's a lot of a question of circumstances.
And I would be very badly placed to talk.
I lived in a half-sand, a and a half, for two or three years.
And I had the means to offer myself more, but it was a choice I made while I was on a trip, in Asia.
And I decided that I didn't need to live in more.
So I don't know, I have the impression that...
So it wouldn't be an X, it's not...
No, because it could be voluntary simplicity, especially if I see that he's good, that he takes care of his things, that it's clean.
It would be time for you to work.
It's for sure that if you work, oh yeah, I'm doing some little jobs here and there, you have the apartment like that,
as you say, ok, I want someone who doesn't look like be the one spending the day in the kitchen.
I feel like I felt that in the soup.
Someone you feel has ambition.
Yes, that's true. It stopped a question in the soup.
If he manages to get me home, I think he has less ambition, projects, interests, hobbies.
Nice qualities.
So, number 4.
Now, when I'm on a date, if the guy asks me a question or sends me...
He didn't ask me a question.
Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot the words sometimes, okay.
If the guy didn't ask me a question or sends me a question after 15 minutes,
I have the hic automatically.
That's what I understand.
Yes, that first, I have the hic first. You can be I understand. Yes, that's what I have the hic on the side.
You can be big, muscular, small, red, brown.
If you don't respect,
it's for sure that there's no second date.
I don't respect that.
Yeah, that's right, I forgot the word again.
100%.
Yes, that's right.
That's undisputable.
And it should be for all women.
If you...
It's important to...
But guys too!
It's the same thing.
A guy who is in a relationship...
No matter who, you're in a relationship with a girl
and she just talks about her, her hair, her...
It would be a disaster.
No matter what the subject is.
It can be super deep.
You can be talking about spirituality.
If the person just does a monologue all along without asking you questions
and waiting for you to ask them questions,
there's a problem. No matter how deep the subject is,
it's the reciprocity that's important.
Imagine, it's like having an interview in the kitchen.
You, what do you know about life? Ah, I'm doing this, right?
And let's say you had everything. I often had the impression, in a piece of shit to be on a date, but it's interviews.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
I put myself in podcast mode in that sense.
I'm like, I'm going to do a show podcast.
So you, no, no, no.
Oh yeah.
But you wouldn't be like...
You wouldn't be...
Now, if I had this hiccup, this, and I see that it...
I would be like, okay, well, oh, like, oh, excuse me, I have an emergency.
Would you leave or would you do all your restaurant?
What happened to me, because I also talk about people
I've met since, in the sense that it's not necessarily dates,
because we're in a relationship.
But often what I'm going to do is I'm going to guide the discussion
towards something that interests me.
So I'm going to ask you questions about what really interests me,
and I will take something from this conversation.
Because we don't learn much more by listening than by speaking.
So what I know is that in this conversation,
I will have learned things, I will have discovered,
I will have guided the discussion towards something that interests me.
But you, you will have absolutely learned nothing from all this,
neither from me, and maybe just a nice opportunity.
So goodbye.
What is your opinion on
the exchange of words?
Give the opinion to the other,
the time to the other to talk?
You're asking that.
Yes, that's a good idea.
What is your opinion about kind people?
Or sometimes, I will say it,
maybe something that I like,
I really have this talent to do it subtly, at 10 years old, subtly.
Like, hey, the people who do that, it's hitting me in the face.
Like, what's going on? I'm going to say it.
I know this person has already done it, she often does it or whatever.
I'm going to say it. It's not really someone who does that, it's kind of disgusting.
And then he goes, oh yeah, but for him to realize.
I've already done that too.
Well, that's it, I think that too.
Seed a little seed.
It's disgusting, the world that never closes the eye.
Who interrupts all the time.
I was the person who interrupted.
I worked really hard, Louis interrupts. All the time. She got me.
That's a real masculine characteristic.
I'm like, I'm going to pee. Wait two seconds.
I know you're excited. It's like little dogs.
You know, little... Yeah, that's it.
Because he doesn't want to forget anything.
It's not to hurt me.
Claude is the same.
Cute.
I'm Claude, it's cute. Louis is still the same.
Yeah. But you have to tell them, hey, 20 seconds.
I'm asking you for 20 seconds of your attention,
then you can say whatever you want.
Because sometimes it discourages you,
you're just like, OK, I don't want to talk anymore.
I don't want to share what I want to share with you.
You can go out and have a little chat,
like the kids, when we have time.
OK, there's two minutes left, the squad is gone.
So you say, man, leave me the squad,
and then you can leave me two if you want.
Yeah, that's it. I'll leave you all the evening.
I need your attention for 45 seconds, OK?
Wow.
And then you use big gestures
and intonations in your voice
to be sure to keep your attention.
Yeah, that's good. I recognize that too.
That's funny.
Number 5. Someone who says to the waitress or the waiter,
You're going to give me an automatic hic.
I really agree with it.
Yes.
Are you going to give me a Greek salad with feta on the side?
Sorry?
Oh no, that's for sure.
Are you going to give me a break?
Oh yes, no, no, that's for sure.
He also says that at the restaurant it's a good way to see how he...
What he said, I think it's Sandra, you see how he acts with the waitress,
it's pretty much the way he's going to act with you in a while.
If he's not respectful and he's like stupid, he's dry, he asks, you know,
often it's because it's going to be that way with you too.
But if you see, I don't mind saying it.
If I'm with someone at a restaurant and I don't find them polite or respectful,
I never mind.
I say, hey, you can say thank you.
And I don't say it in a provocative way.
I'll be like, hey, thank you.
It's a good conversation.
A little thank you, it's true.
It's very important. Because people are crazy, but it's more generations,
let's put it in my mother.
Me and my brother, we're going to eat,
we can't go eat at the restaurant with my mother.
It can't be.
Excuse me!
It's like if it was the only one.
Excuse me! Yes?
Yes, absolutely.
Coffee?
Coffee, thank you.
And then, like, OK, then I'm like, OK. And then the mouth. Coffee, thank you.
And then, like, okay, then I'm like, okay.
And she yells, like, excuse me, like, a full loin, like,
like, well, after that, no thanks.
I'm like, hey, thanks.
I always say thank you to my mom, you know.
Hey, thanks, huh, the full nice one.
I already said, my mom recently travels,
but she doesn't realize it.
Her mom is like that too, you know. It's It's also a bit generational, I have the impression.
It's like, it seems like they think they're at our service.
And that they're like...
But that's what they told me.
It's their job, they can do it respectfully.
They can have fun serving us.
I would spit in your plate, Mom, did you know?
I would spit, your plate, Mom, you know? Like, I would spit, and maybe more.
I'm pretty sure you ate a lot of spitting in your plate,
and in your coffee.
And like, hey, your coffee, hey, your coffee, it's out of batch, huh?
Is it out of batch, your coffee? Yeah, huh?
She's like, oh, I don't know, I think it's out of batch, your coffee.
She gives it back.
And I'm like, man, it's a fine batch, your coffee, Airdone. Plus, I'm like,
man, it's just the coffee sort.
Maybe, like, we've never been here.
How do you know it's a fine batch?
I'm like,
It's good!
We're laughing at my brother and me now because...
But that's it.
That's it. It's young and shit.
I think the way you said fine batch
I want it to be my phone ringtone.
Oh, that's so good!
Wow!
You know, a restaurant you've never been to, I don't know what coffee is,
it's not like you come every day and go with it,
oh, maybe you have a fake batch, and then you go with it in another way.
It's full, like, in a way, like, your coffee is disgusting.
Well yes!
Oh, that's good!
Oh, that's good. It's good.
Your mother, were you the same?
My mother, no.
My beautiful mother.
Oh!
Really?
I'm kidding.
My father's blonde is like my best friend.
We're like the two fingers of the hand since we were little.
Since I was little, she's been with me in my life.
Since I was 11, 12 years old.
So, you know, we're...
But she's like a running gag,
that she has a face,
she's a beast in a tabarnak, you know?
But yet, I've never known in my life
someone more gentle, and hungry, and attentive,
and is so, so thin.
You know, it's like... You know, people who have the heart in their hands,
well, she's more than everyone.
But she has a nasty face, a beast, you know, she comes to you,
yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, okay, and she goes away.
You know, it's like, there's no...
Well, that's it!
You don't understand.
You don't understand.
It's really generational, I don't know, that's it! I don't understand. I don't understand. It's really generational.
I don't know, there's like a batch...
But it's really a running gag.
And we say, we say thank you.
And she says, thank you!
With the little cleft that shakes for five times.
Oh, that's crazy.
I think it's funny.
But really, really very, very funny.
It's like at the restaurant too.
Oh yeah.
Or in the restaurant, or whatever.
Since I was young, it's the only person in my family who never wanted to put her on my social media.
So she's the only person people don't know.
It makes me feel good to talk to her today.
Because nobody knows her.
She's so nice.
It's like my little secret since my whole life.
Yeah, you've never talked about her.
She doesn't want me to talk about her!
She's the person... who's so cute.
Are you coming to the reveal?
Yes! You're going to meet her!
For the first time?
Yes!
She didn't come to the first reveal?
No, she wasn't there.
Oh, well, I'm so happy.
Sandra!
I'm so excited! I'm going to meet her.
You're going to have a really sad day.
Are you going to be nice to people or are you going to be...
Yes, yes.
It's just the clientele. I think it's going to be okay. That's it. It's like a child, and it's going to be so sad. Will she be nice to people or will she work? It's just the clientele.
I think it's going to be okay.
That's it.
It's like a clientele service.
Because mom is always smiling with everyone.
As soon as she's employed somewhere, you don't deserve any respect from her.
You're like an employee.
You're exposed, give me what I want when I want.
That's your job.
I'm like, ah. I don like, ah, that's it.
I don't know how that is, Sandra.
I think it's more being intolerant to, let's say, people who are not efficient.
I think it's someone who has been so efficient in his life, who has given so much,
who has been so much at the service of others,
someone who sees someone dragging his leg a little, she doesn't have tolerance for it.
But we also have to be on the edge.
We also have to be arrogant when you're a child, it was all her doing.
So, according to me, it's maybe a little intolerance to slow people.
But you see, that comes back to what I was saying earlier, the mirror of what is giving us, it reflects something that we have to work on ourselves or that we have to improve on ourselves.
It makes us intolerant to certain things.
For example, I had to... I don't know...
I didn't take a lot of space. I took too much space.
I'm less noisy, less extroverted than I've ever been.
But when I see someone taking up all the space and't leave room for others, it makes me feel like a ghost.
Because I had to regulate that at home,
and that person didn't regulate it,
so it provokes me in my...
No, but there are really...
There's also a question of the person who takes up too much space.
Now, I take up too much space.
But I'm in a party and I'm not going to take everything.
I take my space that I want, but without taking up other space.
I still leave space for people.
But before...
I don't know how to say it, but there are people who are really
a lack of confidence, who talk a lot.
And there are some who are really gossips. You know, you know, there are people who are really lack of trust, who talk a lot and... And some people are really gossips.
You know, you know some people, they're like,
«Tah, la rouette, c'est juste son gossin».
It's not that it's trogling you, it's just because you're gossips for real.
Trigger.
Trigger.
Trigger.
I'm going to have it one day.
Well, Chris, I think it reflects something in us all the time.
Oh yeah?
I can know if it reflects something because I'm also... new. Give me an example of someone who found you annoying.
Catherine.
No, but what was that person doing that made you annoying?
Let's say I was a regular.
Let's say in high school, we would go to a party or a friend's party.
I was taking a lot of space. And I learned that because I love people and I love listening to people.
More and more, I learned to listen and I thought, hey, that's interesting.
Like you said, we learn a lot from people.
And I also saw this behavior.
I saw myself in a mirror and I didn't like that.
I was like, ah, it's space.
But you prove what I want to tell you.
Yes, but wait.
That's why I'm able to make the difference between this and that.
This mirror.
And the person who is in the mirror, who is in the mirror, I didn't like that. I was like, ah, that's flat. But you prove what I just told you. Yes, but wait! Exactly, I'm able to make sense of that.
That mirror.
And the person who is really like...
...gossy.
Not by...
Do you understand?
Ok, but let's give an example. Someone who gosses me is someone who sings and dances all the time.
Ok? Someone.
What it reflects in me is that I learned not to take a space.
People are having a life.
I don't want to impose anything on people.
That's it.
I find it fucking disgusting, but at the same time, I learned not to go that far.
But in the end, she...
I could walk around singing and dancing,
but no, because...
I don't think...
You're right, we're on the same page.
No, but I don't know.
It's just... I know someone who's like,
OK, yes, this person didn't do this path,
versus someone who's really annoying.
There are annoying people, Crème,
we can't...
Well, it's often that they lack a path to take.
Often.
Yes, roughly.
Ok, yes, ok, that's beautiful.
Well, yes, you're right.
Yes, yes, it's true.
Everyone can improve.
I believe that.
Yes.
We can all improve.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, I believe in redemption.
That's good.
Let's see.
Number 6 is yours. Okay.
I have a boyfriend who...
You had a boyfriend.
Hey, seriously.
I have a problem forgetting words.
You didn't put on your glasses.
I didn't put on my glasses. That's it. I didn't put on my glasses.
I had a boyfriend who never changed his toothbrush
from the time I was with him.
In parentheses, a year. But it him, in parentheses, one year.
But it's not a lot, one year!
Hmm?
It's not the years you have to change your toothbrush, is it?
Well, the toothbrush head...
Do you have an electric toothbrush?
No.
I change it often because I often lose it.
But you know, it wasn't my...
Well, when you see that the hairs of your toothbrush start to go in all directions...
Exactly, that's it. But in fact, I didn't my... But when you see that the hairs of your brussel-adam start to go in all directions...
Exactly, that's it. But I didn't think it was like...
Anyway, I'm telling you.
One year, it was long enough.
I never had a crush on her because I always lost her anyway.
Once,
a little on the party,
her brussel-adam disgusted me
and I decided to feel her, probably because
it has been bothering me for several weeks now.
Traumatized, the, the relationship ended shortly after.
I couldn't think of anything else.
I think I've never heard you talk about that, a smelly toothbrush.
Yeah, that means...
Yeah.
But you didn't know, we were singing, he was talking about close friends.
Well, no, because it's a toothbrush.
But if the toothbrush stinks,
the mouth shouldn't smell like a flower.
No, that's for sure.
And we use toothbrushes to remove the smell.
So you really need to smell the syringe.
You know it's smooth.
Yeah, it means it's great.
You see, I don't think it's a reflux of her.
Yeah, that's it.
It's really case by case.
But everyone can change, huh?
If you said maybe...
But no, it's more...
That's it, I have the impression that
in terms of property,
you know, people who have
cutters,
poverty blocks
could not
could not compromise compromises like that.
Someone who knows, well, a little bit of a clown, yes.
I imagine he makes compromises in the end.
Well, it's because, now we're talking, I'm really not as disgusting as that.
No, but...
Not in the sense that...
He's with you, so I imagine he makes a lot of compromises.
Because, no, you know, I'm still taking the back seat.
No, but in the sense that, since he's a person who has some skills,
yes, yes.
that he has in his life, is he able to be with a person?
No, that's it.
Well, it's difficult.
In the sense that, let's say people who come into our house
and they don't take off their shoes for him,
it's a brutal affront.
Well, he finds that.
No, but let's say there are some who can say,
ah, it's flat, the person could have taken off his shoes.
Him, it's really the...
Aïe, you're just an ordinary person.
Oh yeah, I wanted to test it.
Let's say I change the LTR.
You see, I didn't touch the shit, I just touched the bag.
And let's say, the time I take out the bag,
I have to make sure my hands don't touch anything else before going under.
My hands don't touch anything except a plastic bag.
It's really like...
The vote has hands!
Ok, so these people are still able to do...
They don't even touch it. No, but they still able to make compromises.
No, no. But they are able to make compromises.
I thought that, when you're in a situation where it's like, it's almost too much.
But it depends. There are some who are really, really...
There are a lot of them.
And it's not necessarily about cleaning either.
It can be very...
Claude, it's just that there are really specific things that for him, it doesn't make any sense that people can do that.
And it's not just like, oh, it's bothering me a little bit, it's visceral.
Yeah.
Well, removing your clothes before entering, it's also not just property, but it's also a sign of politeness, respect, like you invite have for your family. He imagines the path that all the underpants have taken.
He's like, you've probably peed in someone's pee.
In the dog's pee.
And then it goes on my floor.
My floor goes on the baby's feet.
The baby's feet go in my bed.
The bed goes on my ears.
So I sleep with the dog's track in front of me.
That's the path that's being taken.
There's a nice path, right? It's a big journey.
But he's...
I thought, ah, it's true that it's not that nice.
No, no, he's really saying, because of you, I'm going to sleep tonight with the dog's track in front of me.
I understand. I don't understand, but I understand.
He's going far.
Our little Claude.
Number 7.
I got the hic when a guy told me in a joke that it was stupid for women to have their first date in public.
If I wanted to kill you, I would just wait for the second or third date when you would be comfortable.
What? Huh? In the way of... It doesn't change anything if you wait for a...
If the first date, we do it in public,
because if I really want to kill you,
I'll wait for the second or third date
when you'll be comfortable and you'll bring me home.
Well, no, I don't agree.
Yes, I understand,
he might not kill you,
but in fact, it's that...
to ask for a date in public,
it's to secure you from if they say no.
Imagine the guy is on a date and he says that.
The sex and the nines, the women who...
No, the guy says to his date that he found it funny, the girls who brought their first date in public.
Because if he really wants to kill, he would do it in the second or third date.
Yes, it's a big deal.
No, but I'm still... it's not related.
Yes, yes, but it's not that.
It's more the fact that if he says no, it means that...
Either the guy had only one intention, which was to fuck you.
Let's say when you're not sure, he's like,
no, no, I just want to fuck, la la la.
Ok, perfect, we'll go get a coffee first.
You're flat for a coffee, huh?
The guy, the guy, we're going to be flat.
So if you say no, well, you have your answer.
So, ask.
If you want to go get a little coffee,
it's not bad the activity that guys might like less to do.
So, take a little coffee, and we'll be sure of his intentions.
And then, after that, we'll go to the bar.
His point is that if he really wants to kill, he'll go for the coffee and he'll kill the second date.
Yeah, but we weren't talking about killing.
I was talking more about intentions.
I understand.
You know, the guy who just wants to get drunk or just want to enjoy whatever,
he won't go for a date for a little coffee.
He'll just swipe at someone else and say yes.
Or he really wants to secure yours.
And he'll put in the effort until he has access to secure.
It's possible. If we call it...
It's hunting.
A psychopath.
It's the funny. Nine?
A guy who says he's not able to be friends with a girl because it can become confusing.
And someone can develop feelings.
A classic.
As soon as a guy says he can't be friends with a girl,
red flag, it means that you don't consider women as equal.
You're expressing yourself clearly, as I see you,
that you don't consider women as equal.
Hmm. Hmm.
Next.
That's good.
You could ask, and you, the feminist.
No, that's it.
No, you already have your answer to that question.
That's a good question.
You know, you want to know if...
What about the job of a woman?
No, guys and girls, it can't be friends.
There's always one who wants to end up killing the other.
Hmm.
Okay. Perfect.
Wow. It's really good, Liz. I think you have something.
During the pandemic, I dated a guy for two or three months.
It was really slow, since there was the fire cover and everything.
Everything was going really well until he revealed to me that he was,
in quotes, not an alcoholic,
but needed his two or three beers every night to decompress himself.
And automatically.
For me, it's huge, 14 to 21 drinks per week.
I couldn't imagine how he was in a social context.
He's not alcoholic.
Well, that's good.
He's not alcoholic, two or three beers per night.
You could drink a beer per month to be alcoholic.
Yes, indeed. That's true, 100%.
You can...
It's when you need it.
In fact, that's when it becomes a kind of,
ah, I need it becomes a kind of,
ah, I need. Let's say, at every party, I don't have the choice to have alcohol,
you're alcoholic.
To have a party?
Yeah.
You're alcoholic. So there are a lot of people who are without even knowing,
because they say, ah no, I don't drink every day, but you can be alcoholic and drink once a week.
Absolutely.
So it's clearly, he needs his two, three beers. So already, there's a need.
But in the sense that what I'm going to say...
It's not the worst alcohol, it's them.
But two or three beers per night...
It's really not that bad.
Well, no, it's for sure.
I'm not saying that...
There are plenty of people who are alcoholic and they're not alcohol degree 1.
Yes, yes, yes.
But in the sense that if he says...
Let's say someone tells me,
I'm not an alcoholic, but I have to drink 2-3 beers every night, I believe it.
You know, in the sense that it's not going to tell me that you're an alcoholic.
I don't think so. Well, if he needs to drink those 2-3 beers...
Let's say he doesn't need to, he just says, I'm not an alcoholic, but I really drink 2-3 beers every day, I'm going to believe you.
Because as you say, it's not going to tell what defines you as an alcoholic or not. Like me, in the summer, I like to do my little bloody scissor.
Like, I drink almost every day in the summer, in my little pool.
But like, at the end of the week, when I'm with my kids, I don't drink.
I don't need it. It's really very recreational.
Does everyone need it?
Well, what did he say?
Yes, he needed it.
There's need. But... what did he say? Oh yes, he needed... He needed... that's the...
I'm not a pro either, in the comments,
if there are some who are more pro than us,
but I think when we talk about
needs, I need...
Even in a party, there are people
who are not able to go to a party if they don't have alcohol.
Well, for me, it sounds...
I understand.
But it doesn't give me the hic.
What will give me the hic is if you're not able to manage your alcohol.
For example...
That you drink and it's over.
No, but even there, you can drink the amount of consumption you want.
If you don't go beyond the line of being able to hold yourself back and have discussions and not repeat yourself 150,000 times and have your eyes turn into a bin. You know, if you're someone who drinks three times a day,
but you're always very correct,
you're always really able to have a discussion,
and you're going to sleep, and there's no problem,
you're not scrabbling the next day.
You know, I have zero problems.
But you tell me, I drink a 26 oz per week,
but when you drink your 26 oz,
you're lying on the ground, you pee on yourself, you shit on everyone.
Yeah, that's it.
Well, that's not worth it.
It's not annoying, it makes a lot of people.
You do your stuff, you get up in the morning, it doesn't impact your life.
It's really not a hic if I have the same person in front of me.
But I don't know how much, in my head, three daily consumption, for me, it would certainly affect his life.
I confirm that I am in a relationship with a man who has zero effect.
Oh yeah? I don't know how much, but yes, psychologically, it's clear from the inside, it's not very good for your health. Let's say that Claude really didn't care about it.
He really slacked off and everything.
But I swear, for me, he said to me,
did you realize how much I've reduced my alcohol consumption?
And I was like, not really.
Because there's zero difference with him,
with three beers in the body versus zero.
Zero difference.
He's the same man.
So that's why I say that. It's just because I was with someone who drank three drinks per night,
and I didn't even realize it.
That's for sure.
No, it's not bothering you.
It's more for health reasons.
I don't want to show my kids that I don't have the taste.
The example I give to my kids,
they drink three beers a night.
I want someone to takes care of them,
and obviously the beer...
That's it! It's because in the specific case of my husband,
he looks good, you know, he takes care of him, he changes well.
That's it, I don't understand why, in the end, he would need to...
But wait, if he's the same person, why would he take it?
You know, Radu takes a hundred glasses...
I like that, it makes him decompress.
It relaxes me.
I did that, in the time of COVID,
we were in the same place, me and Louis,
we were like, we were taking two glasses of wine,
and it had become like,
well no, it was okay, and it was doing it to us,
and one day I was like, well no,
we stopped, and we just,
that's it, we replaced it
with some water.
Well, that's why you said you only noticed.
Because recently, it's been a couple of weeks, a month,
that it's really slaked.
And the reason is that at some point,
he realized that the next day it had an impact on how he felt.
And it had never happened to him.
But now he's 41 years old, so he doesn't want to know the body.
And how he reacts to things changes.
Morality, alcohol is a depressor.
He wasn't like that.
It's inexplicable. It made him feel good.
Yes, at first he was in a good mood, but then...
Even the next day, he was like...
Because he was taking back others, every day.
So every day you want to feel good again.
No, he didn't work as a scrapper, I'm telling you.
He was inexplicable.
The effect it had on him...
Maybe I was with a really unique body.
Yeah, I think so.
I think it was...
It was like he was feeling good about himself.
Alcohol.
But there's also...
My grandfather, he drank his can of beer every night.
It was like every day. Your body was used to it too.
So it seemed to me that someone was drinking his big can.
If I had seen his big can, I wouldn't be here now.
But just to say, I really became intolerant to people who drank.
Just to explain how chill he was when he was drinking.
Because the minimum change that I don't feel I have the same person in front of me anymore.
I'm totally turned off.
So it's just for the sake of it.
Let's say you're with...
We're in the same event and I'm a bit of a sad guy.
No, not if you're the same person, but extra cheerful.
The moment it's going to annoy me, let's say,
is when someone,
Disappointing, like,
Hey, no, no.
Starts talking too close to you,
starts repeating the same thing ten times.
You're like, hey, you just came from the military.
Yeah.
Or like...
Ugh.
You know, I'm just like, yeah, hey, no.
Yeah, no, I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a difference between tepsi and fucking soul.
Yeah, that's true.
12? No.
He was in the...
When we were in the spa, I was all beautiful and sexy,
and he asked me to count how long he could stay underwater.
He proceeded to show me how good he was at pretending to drown.
I was really angry and I was in a bed after that.
We don't know, it's not that.
It's good.
Louis did that to me a few times.
We were all covered, we were playing, and one day he stopped moving.
He pretended to be dead.
I was like, oh Louis, he's...
It's not funny, you know?
It's like children's games,
it's like little kids again, you know?
I'm like, ok...
We laughed, it was fun.
We told you that you died, it was a nice joke.
And then he's like, don't take it personally, why are you...
Well, yeah, it's a dead joke.
It's not funny.
It's intense, it's like...
I've already done it with someone.
You?
But in high school. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I was like, yeah, it's okay. And it's like...
It's stressful.
It's like, you're causing me stress.
I remember the time I did that, for example.
What did you do?
I was walking down the street with friends,
and I got the urge to roll over,
because I was having a heart attack.
Like...
I don't know why I did that.
I was like in the second hole. I was like, be careful, the time when you want to be sure that your friends are still there for you.
I don't know, but my friends are all panicking.
And then I realized at some point that it wasn't funny, that it wasn't a good idea.
And then I realized that it was a joke.
Oh my god.
You're like, shut up!
It's so not funny.
And I would never have done something like that again.
Well, it's a secondary thing.
I've already done it in secondary school.
It's stupid.
It's just when you're 31 years old,
you lose two children,
that my phobia is that you die,
maybe not the best joke to do.
Exactly.
Sometimes I dream and I wake up and I think he's dead,
and I'm like, I couldn't live.
Even if I know I could, I'd be able to, but no, no, no, impossible.
I could, no, no, no.
There's the python, you save humanity or Louis, I hesitate.
But you really don't have the chance to think about humanity because if there's no humanity left and you save Louis, he's going to die the same way.
No, that's it. I can save my family. You didn't listen to the movie?
The girl receives the box. It's a really tough movie. Listen, either you save humanity or your family.
But in what sense? Your family can't live if there's no more humanity?
Well, yes, you can...
There's just you and your family and the rest of the world is dead.
Oh yes, but we can't die one day and then nobody talks about it and nobody...
Easy as pie!
Your family?
You know, but otherwise it's your family that dies.
Well, you save humanity.
And do you have a recognition for that or people don't know?
I'm shocked.
Wow!
Oh my god!
Okay!
That's good!
But for real, if I agree with you,
I would need at least a little bit of recognition.
If you save humanity,
but nobody knows that who saved it.
Because everyone keeps living their lives as if they were born.
But every time you see someone, you're like, I saved your life, I killed my family.
For you, my dear sister.
So finally, you're going to shoot a bullet in the end, because you're going to say, believe me, it's not the...
Well, I would like to save, I would save humanity, but I would also pull a ball for myself, because if I could have the yes and my children,
and that humanity lives, I would be angry at everyone.
Well, yeah, you spend a lot of time being angry.
Okay, but imagine, you kill, so what would you do?
It's... I don't answer this question without the presence of my lawyer.
It's tough, huh? But we don't have a choice.
To click on humanity.
Yeah.
Oh my God, what is it?
When you have children, you can't answer that question.
It's completely irrational, the answer you want to give.
That's it.
Well, that's it. I think about it. Well, I'm sure, I'm thinking about it again.
It's easy to say, humanity, because you say, yes, it's logic, it's my little responsibility.
But I'll see my kids there, and they'll wait for me to paint this button, I'm the one who's going to do it.
I couldn't.
I would be like, well, we're making a lot of fun of humanity, let's eat the It's a shame, but... Imagine everyone has the same button. Everyone is proposing the same thing.
And no one pays.
Everyone closed, paid on the other,
and it's just us who pay on the other.
Fuck you, PINK!
Everyone heard it, government,
everyone, we all sacrificed for the cause.
Thank you, Lisanne, for the cause.
There's no one left.
For Blaise! We all sacrificed for the cause. Thank you! Lisande, calm down. There's no one left.
For Blaise!
What are you saying?
My other argument too.
We're going to tell ourselves,
our time on the planet,
we have a bit, you know,
the human being, we have a bit scrapped, so
that would be my other argument to say,
look, I think we've done our time.
We'll end up with my little family alone.
After that, we'll recreate something else.
Later, the Saint-Julies...
It's just going to be Joannis and Louis.
They're always a little bit everywhere in the walls.
They're all mixed up.
We're going to go to these stars,
we're going to go to the Mars habitat and everything.
We're all going to do that.
I confirm that if it's just a gang of Beijing natives who stay on the planet,
the evolution is going to be a little longer before we get there today.
But there would be no, that's it, we would just do like live because we said that human beings have had enough.
Okay, on Starfall Humanity.
No, I think we've had enough of our time.
The monkeys, I think it can take over the top, like in the middle of the monkeys.
I've always thought that.
But now, you absolutely have to have the sun and the wind, don't make children.
It's the castaways, it's not bad.
Yes, shouldn't they make children?
Well, they won't make children without me.
Why would they?
They won't make children without me.
Brother and sister.
Well, that's already seen.
I understand. We're not the to do it in France? Brother and sister? Well, that's already seen.
I understand.
We're not...
The Valdrys?
She sticks!
Where does she come from?
From home.
Hey, my sister missed the battery.
I can't read the questions anymore.
Hey, but we...
Hey, Nicole, how long has my baby been?
Okay, well, we have...
There's the after show.
There's a lot, yeah.
We're going to end the after show, the gang.
And...
Hey, that's a nice ending.
It's really fun today.
It's a nice ending.
It's a nice ending.
It's a nice ending. It's a nice ending. It's a nice ending. It's a nice ending... There's the after show. We're going to end the gang in the after show.
And...
Hey, that's a nice ending phrase.
It's really fun today.
Well, I'm still stuck on my python.
I'm a little...
You'll send me the film, I'm curious anyway.
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
And there's another one, there are two of them.
It's incredible, the python, that the family...
I don't know. I would say if it's all that good to see originally in English. I think the family...
I would say that it's all so good to see the original in English. I'll explain the movie, the family...
I'll send it to you.
There's also another thing I want to say.
It's Patreon. Come and see us on Patreon.
Yes, we'll answer other questions.
I'm going to take my cell phone and Joannie will pass me her phone so we can read...
There are still a lot of testimonials, huh? There are like ten.
We can read them in raffle and close our eyes too.
Yes sir.
Because we didn't stop talking today.
It's Tim Horton's coffee.
Oh yes, yes, I was going to say, comment, what would you do?
And all these staff, everything is, it's a safe space. Write us a comment if you would weigh on humanity or your family.
With all honesty and also, think about it. Take your time, take your little coffee.
Think about it like the world. Imagine your family, imagine your child in front of you.
Well, yeah. Oops, sorry.
I say instead, because it's really dark, tell us your ICs, if that might be interesting.
No, but I'm curious to know.
I want to know your ICs.
Okay, your ICs, then humanity or family.
I want to know that, okay?
Okay, we'll find out on Patreon.
Bye!
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