Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #21
Episode Date: September 13, 2022222 Minutes hops on to discuss this weeks headlines. Sovereignty Act, Green Party going down, a 2'sDay Mashup theme song??? & Trudeau has expensive tastes. November 5th SNP Presents: QDM &am...p; 2's. Get your tickets here: https://snp.ticketleap.com/snp-presents-qdm--222-minutes Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500
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And we're live, Sean.
Well, welcome to the Tuesday Mashup 2s, episode 21, week 21.
How are you doing on that side?
Where are you calling us in from tonight, anyways?
Undisclosed government location.
I got to play close to the chest, man.
All right, all right, fair enough, fair enough.
I'm pretty stinking far north, I'll tell you that.
I just want the listeners to understand the hoops you're jumping through.
to make it possible to, you know, bless their ears every Tuesday morning.
Well, and to be quite frank with you, the amount of patience that you have shown
with the technological limitations of my various geographical locations.
At least tonight, well, this morning as the listener tunes us in, wherever you're at,
I didn't have to look at Too's ugly face today.
So, I mean, you've got to take the pluses here, you know?
You got to find the pluses.
You've got to look for the silver lining.
Yeah, we're actually trying out a new recording software suite called Riverside.
So it records our audio and video separately, so it doesn't get lost over the interwebs like Zoom would.
And it's actually got an option to live stream on social media.
So we're looking at the idea of possibly doing a live stream on something like Twitter, for example.
I don't know if that would be interesting to anybody or not.
That can be fun if Tuse ever gets out of these government locations where he's not allowed to broadcast.
Well, regardless, let's fire it up today.
And let's see how we do Tews.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Timer starting.
Let's start with the great theme song debate.
Okay.
I threw Tews a song.
And I don't know.
Are we sharing this song?
Do we have a clip of this song?
Probably don't even have it.
And the argument is,
You're going to spring this on me now.
I could have easily had a clip for this ready,
but you've got to mention it before we start recording, Sean.
I just thought any, you know, co-host would be, you know,
would think, had the forethought to be like,
we probably should have a little piece of the song ready
so they could be like, oh, I wonder what this song is.
Instead, we're going to leave them in anticipation.
That's even better.
The question is, for the first time we play it,
do you play all minute in like 45 seconds of it or just 15 seconds of it?
That's the question.
I say let the people hear it.
I say let them hear all of it and enjoy it.
Who knows?
They might want every Tuesday to have all minute and 45 twos
because they could just soak it in.
Jesus Christ, are we radio DJs?
Like we're here to just talk shit about what's going on in the world.
Oh, no.
Okay, starting now, this is the no swears episode.
By the way, starting now, we're no longer swearing.
this is this is the no swears episode
I knew there was something we needed to start
there was something we needed to mention
before we started the actual episode
and I was like what is it that we were going to say
and I totally blanked on it
he goes into the no swear episode
and drops it like six times
oh we didn't even announce
okay from now on no swears
no swears no swears so are you saying
15 seconds that's it
I'm saying we just include it
Just organically as part of the show, blah, blah, blah,
here's our 15-second clip of this absolute banger that Sean tracked down,
rather than try and be DJs at some Winnipeg radio station.
I'm going to let – I tell you what, and I'm going to give the audience benefit of the doubt.
We're going to throw it a Twitter poll.
We're going to let the text lines say their say and go from there.
That's what I'm saying.
All right.
UCP leaders unite against sovereignty.
Did you see the, what was it, press conference?
Is that what we're calling it?
Kind of in the shady part of a hotel?
It was it not.
I don't know.
It felt like it was from the basement of somebody's mom's house.
I was just like, what is going on here?
You're going to complain about people doing things from shady parts of hotels after the summer we had?
Yeah, I know, but I'm not running to be premier of Alberta, dude.
You should.
It'd be fun.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe I could, you know, maybe maybe someday.
Who knows?
Anyways, Taves, who was it?
Taves, Sonny, Gene, and here.
Yeah, all came out talking against Daniel Smith's Sovereignty Act saying, you know, a whole
swath of different things.
I did think it was very noticeable that Todd Lohen didn't show up and Rebecca Schultz.
I tell you what, I thought that was veteran moves by those two not to show up, in my opinion.
Absolutely.
Well, the funny thing about it is is that Danielle Smith has some very real pushback that she's given them in terms of saying,
how can you criticize it before you've actually seen it?
This is like when you're trying to give food to a toddler and they say, I don't like this.
You say, well, when was the last time you had it?
Well, I just know that I don't like it.
And if you're acting the same way as a toddler would in politics, maybe the UCP isn't for you.
Maybe you should actually run for that empty seat for head of the liberal party in Alberta.
Or the head of the Green Party?
Oh, I'm skipping.
I'm skipping a couple.
No, no, we're going to get to that.
We're going to get to that.
Oh, man, I'm enjoying this episode.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, God.
It changed the volume.
It reset the volume.
Oh, no.
This is, you know, we can't see.
I'm going to stay away from that.
This is, I'm sorry, everybody.
Okay.
We'll figure that up for now.
next week. They're going to think we've both been smoking the dope on this episode or something.
We're giggly tonight and everything else. A Rivecan app is a marathon of stupidity.
Can we talk about the stupidity that's going on with the Rive Can app? I mean, obviously we're going to.
That's kind of what we do here. Yes. Yes, Sean, we will talk about it.
What's the marathon that's going to cross the bridge and come back? What's it called?
So there is a marathon in Detroit, which many people will know as the home of M&M and lots of dilapidated houses.
And the marathon is going to go very briefly into Windsor, which is just across the bridge.
20 minutes.
If you want to take the tunnel from Detroit to Windsor, no, it's the 222.
Of course.
Anyway, I think they're just running along the surface.
Well, yeah.
Why else would I bring it up?
Anyway, Canada is requiring these people who are just jogging through.
They're just kind of just ducking in real quick and ducking back out again to have the Arrived Can app,
to have a negative COVID test, and to be completely up to date with their shots,
which changes from day to day, so I don't even know how many it is.
But they've got to have all that to run the Detroit Marathon,
despite the fact that you've got to have the Arrived Can app,
How many of them are even going to have their phones on them?
They're going to be dealing with chaf nipples.
Can I see nipples this episode?
Sure, that isn't a swear.
Since when his nipples is a swear.
I don't know.
Where are we drawing the line on this?
Can I say that our prime minister is a rooster slurper?
Right?
So anyway, these people dealing with band-aids on their nipples
have to have the alive can app on their phones
despite the fact that they're not even going to have their phones on them when they're crossing in and out of Canada.
So, oh man, that was again.
Detroit Free Press Marathon, okay?
That's what it's actually called.
It's to crossing the county U.S. borders,
runners must carry a Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative,
documents such as a passport,
enhance driver's license,
or nexus card,
a digital or paper copy of their proof of vaccination,
and a digital or paper copy of their arrived canvas seat.
negative COVID-19 tests will not be accepted as alternative for proof of vaccination or a Rive can.
You can't make this shit up.
And they tried to be like, well, we're literally just running down the bridge and back, like for 20 minutes less than that.
And they're like, no, you need to have a Rive cab.
This is, this is a great story.
This is utter stupidity, but it's a great story, too.
Well, I mean, that's kind of our thing, right?
It's funny.
Like, you know, we don't just handpick these.
we don't go way back.
This is just the weekly news,
and this is what happens on a weekly basis
in this glorious country
that may or may not be better off with Alberta separating.
I really need my buzzer figured out.
Pullier wins by a nose.
Yeah, I mean, it was really close.
Yes, it was.
very 338
Ridinges in Canada
He won 330 of them
For a total of 68% of the popular
Conservative vote
And Jean Choray
Only had 16
Correct
Oh we can't see each other
So I'm wondering if you're going to say something
And you're probably wondering if I'm going to say something
Jean Choray has already announced
That he's going to go back to the private sector
It's interesting
Like, the guy was just a tourist from the start, and that just cements it.
I just don't understand why he ran.
Like, he had no point he thought he was going to win, did he?
Or did he think, or was he that narcissistic to think maybe I have a shot?
Oh, really?
A politician in Canada from Quebec of all places?
You're wondering if he has a bit of narcissism?
Hmm.
Are there any other French politicians in?
Canada that seem to have an overdose of narcissism with them.
Maybe a rooster slurper we're all thinking of by chance.
Green party circles a green drain and is falling into a green hole.
Green Party of Canada, Lorraine Reckmans.
I hope I'm saying that right.
She said, there is no vision for a better future,
but only an effort to look back and settle old scores by the fact.
Of?
Yes, I realized.
I'm trying to explain it, Toos.
I'm trying.
But of course, we got cut up.
We got a little audio lag, don't we?
And the audience is going, what are these two Yahoo's doing?
Well, Tews is in an up north government protocol place.
We mentioned the Green Party, and it lagged us.
That's what's happening here.
She said, and I quote, Lorraine Reckman's, after one year working at this for more than 40 hours per week as a volunteer,
I'm exhausted and my optimism has done.
The Green Party is sinking fast.
Yeah, it's almost as though they're running on wind and solar, Sean.
So, I mean, this whole thing came to a head when, not a word of a lie,
this whole thing came to a head when she accidentally misgendered one of the running candidates for leadership,
who is a, according to the article in National News Watch,
a non-binary transgender.
Look, if you are trans, if you're non-binary,
you're automatically transgender according to the rules as they are today,
which might be different tomorrow.
We'll see, we're airing this in 12 hours.
It might be outdated by then.
But for the time being, if you're non-binary,
you're automatically transgender.
But anyway, she accidentally misgendered this person,
and it all came to a head,
and this is just bringing about the fall of this House of Cards,
which is the Green Party,
which is based on a House of Cards,
which is Green Energy.
Wow, that's...
You just tied that into a nice bow.
I'm not going to lie.
That was a nice bow.
Okay, well, give you the buzzer.
Yeah, absolutely.
Okay.
Mass murderer lives by the sword and then dies unexpectedly.
What were your thoughts on this?
Because he gets taken in police custody,
after he's taken into police custody, he dies unexpectedly.
I don't know why there's so much Mendocino comes out.
We're going to have to take a look at that, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, everybody just forget that he just killed like 10 people or helped kill 10 people.
11, counting his brother, yeah?
Sure.
Supposedly.
Allegedly, I mean, he's not going to sue us for defamation or anything at this point.
So we can kind of say whatever we want, I guess, but we should try and.
be truthful.
And so, yeah, he gets arrested and then Epstein's himself, maybe?
I don't know.
Why do these people keep trying to give us conspiracy theories?
Rather than just be tight-lipped about it, just say, yeah, he suddenly died of two gunshots
to the back of the head, or whatever happened, he hung himself with the seatbelt.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
But when all of a sudden you've got this manhunt going on and he shouldn't have been released,
because that's one of the things that came out this week, is that he was very high risk for domestic abuse and for violence associated with drugs and alcohol if he was to be released.
And they said, we're going to release him anyway.
Sean, this is literally peak liberal.
Somebody looked at this guy and said, yeah, if we let him out, he's almost for sure going to be.
hurt somebody and because he's first nations and people for whatever reason like to commit crimes
against their fellow compadres so the people he's going to be hurting will almost assuredly be
first nations and it's probably going to happen if we let him out but if we don't let him out
somebody might call us a racist and that's not a chance we're willing to take and to further
just elaborate on what Toos is talking about.
He was 31 years old,
had a total of 59 criminal convictions,
anywhere from drunk driving,
drug possession, assault, robbery,
and had been in and out of the prison system.
He'd had different charges involving domestic violence.
And, yeah, I don't know what to say,
twos, other than I think,
you know, it's too bad that they get him.
And in the course of wherever they go, he passes away, right?
Not that he passed away.
No, there's just RCMP can't come out and say, like, he ingested something, you know,
or he inflicted a wound on himself that we missed.
I have no frigging clue.
I don't like the conspiracy theory system that the RCMP did something wrong,
because, I mean, at that point, you got a guy who possibly is killed.
11 people sitting there, they're going to have their protocols and everything else to go through
while they're sitting there waiting for them to get out of the vehicle or get in the vehicle.
You get the point.
And so the problem we got is they're not allowed to talk about it.
I mean, unless you're, you know, a different side of the country where your name is lucky
and getting forced by the prime minister, among others, to talk about certain things, of course,
you're not supposed to talk about it.
So we actually will have no clue for how.
long? How long is it going to take for the internal investigation on this sucker? By that time,
it'll be long gone. And it'll come back around on our radar, and we will talk about it again,
because that's what we'll do here. But we're going to have to wait how many months, or is it going to be a year?
I have no idea to find out exactly what happened. The Nova Scotia one just got delayed by another
four months after what we talked about last week. And people in politics, like Melanie Jolie has no idea what's going on.
She called it a shooting the other day in a press conference.
It was a knife shooting.
It was the most horrible knife shooting.
These people have no idea and no accountability.
This is like, have you ever worked at a job where someone's given a position of relative authority
and they have no idea how to manage the people under them or work the equipment they're using or whatever it is.
And it's just immediately obvious.
We see this week after week with the liberals and the government institutions.
Here's the thing is the RCMP, if they wanted to clear things up, it would be really easy.
They just need to do a press conference.
You know, like the one Brenda Lucky tried to pressure them into doing after Nova Scotia.
They just have to say, just give a little bit of details, because if they give no details,
the knee-jerk reaction is going to be, why did this guy get killed?
Maybe it's a conspiracy theory, because the RCMP hasn't been on the,
up and up on everything lately.
Maybe this is just one more thing.
And it's a fair question to ask.
But honestly, with the track record of conspiracy theorists in the world for the past
three years, why would you just open the door to another one?
Just give us some closure on something for once.
Is it too much to ask?
Oh, yeah, Trudeau obviously has diabetes.
We missed one.
Emergency?
We've got to talk about what happened in the Bronx.
Oh, Canadian health care.
My apologies.
My apologies.
Canadian health care, it's time to throw out all the babies and all the bathwater.
Lady gets raped, goes to the emergency room after talking to the police, and they say,
come back in the morning.
We don't have anybody here that can help you.
Don't shower, try not to pee, try and preserve all the evidence.
We'll see you in the morning.
Don't even change your clothes.
Yeah.
What can a guy say?
At this point, what can a guy say to that?
Like this is, this is just, just think about this for a second.
You just got weight.
And they're telling you to not shower off all of the unmentionables because this is a clean episode stuff.
Just keep that on you.
Keep that, that smell on you.
Keep like, just, just deal with it for the next 12 hours and we'll have somebody just do some samples later on.
This is our public health care system.
This is our justice system.
this is where they meet.
This is where the rubber meets the road.
And this is absolutely disgusting.
Yeah, I'm shocked.
You know, like coming from the oil field and, you know,
working shift work or being on call, that type of thing,
you get a call at 2 in the morning and go back to work.
I understand the like, oh, man, I got to go into work.
Or maybe I can wait until morning or whatever.
When it comes to this, I just assume, and I could be wrong on this, you know, I should really talk to some nurses, because they probably elaborate a little bit.
But I assume every night somebody saying they got raped and coming to the emergency room isn't like standard operation.
I assume that's pretty rare.
So when that happens, even if you're off shift and you're the one that has to come in, I feel like you'd be like, holy shit.
Yeah, I'll be in.
I'll be in and I'll be like, I'm on my way.
Yeah.
Instead, it's like, it's, it's kind of like that mentality of, of, that you've, you've kind of seen in different occupations where it's like two in the morning, I can wait till seven. Just, just hang out. We'll be there. Meanwhile, you know, you're in the middle of some, I can't even say it because I, the clean episode, you get the point. Anyways, I don't, I don't understand this, too's. This was a tough one to read. I hope this is like beyond an anomaly, which I assume it is. And, uh, I hope. I hope.
hope to never read another story like this.
Honestly, just nobody should read this, but everybody should read this.
And CBC picked it up, and it's, you're going to be really few and far between fine and me
saying you should read something from the CBC in a positive way.
But this isn't, like, it's positive that they covered it, but it's obviously, I don't know,
I hope that's clear.
Yeah, it's a tough, it's a tough thing to read, but it's surprising that it's CBC who wrote it.
I get what you're saying.
All right.
Trudeau obviously has diabetes.
The food bills at the manner that is the Trudeau home are off the charts.
As high as $10,000 per month.
On average, I think they said somewhere over $7,000.
What did you think of that story?
And what do you think he's eating?
Honestly, it's a bag of Richards.
But, yeah, this, I just, I find it absolutely amazing.
that this guy spends so much time flying around getting food and booze on flights and going from.
He was just in Vancouver with the liberals for a convention they had on affordability,
and then they flew to St. Andrews, New Brunswick, which is 4,611 kilometers away from Vancouver for another conference.
And the irony completely eludes these people.
Right?
But this guy is all over the map.
He's never at home.
When is he at home to eat $22,000 worth of food in two months?
This is the hotel shampoo stuff all over again.
Right?
Like, if you're not paying for it, you're just going to be like, yeah, just buy whatever.
Like, I'm sure that they have just a standing order to keep that fridge absolutely stocked just in case he shows up.
And if anything's a day or too old, it just gets thrown out.
It just gets tossed.
Nothing probably goes to the food bank or anything like that.
It's just garbage.
And he's obviously not shopping at no frills or something like that.
Inflation doesn't affect this guy because this isn't just out of his pocket.
This is out of our pockets that pays for this.
I would love to just sit and talk to like one of the maids or the chef and just hear the stories of in there.
You know, because it's got to be pretty like absolutely boring to absolutely off the moon what happens in that place.
because, like you say, for a good chunk of time,
he's nowhere there.
Like, he's not there.
And then when he is there,
I assume it adds for a little bit of,
oh, I don't know, dinner conversation, so to speak,
or cooking in the background,
looking at what's going on outside,
being like, holy shikes.
I almost dropped it two-toos.
We're so close to the end.
We're so close.
Let's talk about a seven-year-old boy.
Just real quick.
Just $300 at day.
Hey, just go to a grocery store.
You go to Sobees, whatever.
Walk in there and say, if I was going to plan out breakfast, lunch, and dinner,
throwing a couple snacks, how could I possibly spend $300 today on just myself and my family?
Go on your next thing.
Well, I almost dropped the ass bomb, and that was close.
I've been, I think I've been perfect.
Maybe I've been wrong.
Maybe I slipped one in there.
I don't know.
Here we go.
If you did, I missed it.
Final one.
A seven-year-old boy.
here's a happy thought for you, who once believed corn was not real,
was officially named South Dakota's Corn Ambassador by Governor Christy Noem.
Okay, so I'm, so first off, Christy Noem is an absolute beauty.
She's like the Selma Hyac of politics.
Yeah, she's a bomb.
She's a bomb.
Oh, and just so smart, whip smart.
Oh, and that beautiful dark hair.
Eof. Anyway, that's my celebrity crush right there.
We all know what Tuesday will be doing tonight up north.
sleeping it's been a long day but yes okay fair wow this is the clean episode Sean
this this is the clean episode says it says the guy who keeps dropping rooster what was it
rooster slurper you know yeah clean episode rooster slur anyways carry on okay i just my big
question with this is if this kid didn't think corn was real what did he think was in his poop
I don't know.
I just love how he ends the entire interview with.
Have a cornfastic day.
Corn-tastic day, corn-fastic.
Corn-tastic day.
And the guy interviewing him almost uptucks his entire meal laughing so hard because he loves it.
And then the kids are like, what?
It's just a play on words.
This is the pun.
You know, corn-tastic.
Have a corontastic day.
Tews have a corn-tastic Tuesday, 21 done.
I can't see your face.
But I think we made it.
It's gorgeous.
We almost made it.
through without you swearing like a sailor.
We did a very novel attempt, and I think that that at the end of the day is what's important.
We get participation ribbons, and if living under a liberal government has taught me anything,
is that there's no higher calling.
That's right.
Okay.
You, sir, have a great week, and next week is 22nd Tuesday mashup.
She's almost said the Tuesday.
Anyways, you get the point.
We'll catch you next week.
All right, see ya.
