Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #22

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

222 minutes hops on to discuss the weeks headlines. This week "rooster slurper" a fan favourite, Lucki continues to be lucky, #TrudeauMust Go & cement trucks pushing snow ooohhh the outrage. November 5th SNP Presents: QDM & 2's.   Get your tickets here: https://snp.ticketleap.com/snp-presents-qdm--222-minutes Let me know what you think   Text me 587-217-8500

Well, welcome to the Tuesday mashup. This is the Tuesday mashup number 22. Yes. With the rooster slurper. The rooster slurper. I got a lot of people talking about that this week, too. So, yeah. I'm still giggling about it.

I'm still giggling about it. Maybe. It's fun of what you can come up with when you try and just focus your energy in a specific direction, like not swearing for half an hour. You just, you get out swearing for a half hour, the world's your oyster. But enough of that shit. I mean, I'm happy to have a few swears back in the program myself this week.

But if you want to break out the rooster slurper several times, I'm also fine with that as well. Well, I mean, yeah, absolutely. But in the meantime, we have a theme song to unveil. So should we just get into it? Or, you know, are we ready for the- clip? Are we ready for the clip? We were ready for the song tos. Are you going to debate this with me anymore or? Well, I mean, first of all, there's copyright infringement and I would say that the clip kind of maintains that boundary. And we also need to maintain that the majesty and the air of mystery and whatnot.

This is like giving it up on the, this is like giving it up on the first date. Maybe that's a Newman thing, but that's not a, twos thing. Well, all the women like to give it up on the first date with the Newman's, I guess. I don't know what you're trying to imply here, right? Like, I don't know what you're trying to say here. All I'm trying to say is, what did the listener want? What did the polls say,

twos? 52.8% said play the clip. Well, in a Kenny government, that means you go to the voting poll. But here on the mashup, that's, you know, 50 plus one, I think, is the rule.

okay well we got 50 plus one so welcome to the new theme song that's it way we go i still think the full song would have been better i was you know i'm i'm pushing folks for next week the entire song or at least the first minute so they can get a feel for what the hell i'm talking about that's that's all i'm saying that's all i'm saying i like give it up on the first date and only last a minute this is sounding like the newman love story who foo hoof says the rooster slurper anyway Anyways, let's start. Let's fire this off, all right? Let's fire this off. You running the buzzer tonight? Is that what's going on? Okay, well, let's just do a quick function check. Is it too loud? I don't know. I tell you what, people are going to hear it. They've been complaining about not hearing it. They're going to hear it.

Yeah, I'll cut it back 50%. You know, like we never do with spending. Okay. So, take us away, Sean. Okay, number one. You can jump in with your buzzer too, by the way. sorry okay the rsmp commissioner is lucky to have her job yeah so maybe we just turn this into a weekly segment about brenda lucky and this nova scotia rcump shooting i i feel like you're kind of it's it's just there's not enough happening to give it two minutes every time but there's new stuff every week and so maybe we just call it lucky to have a job and be like and now on the Tuesday mashup, lucky to have a job. Boo.

Well, here, here's part of the article for the people who are like, okay, well, what are you guys talking about? It says, now there's a deleted recording of controversial phone call between the RC&P and Commissioner Brenda Lucky and senior RCMP officers in the province that raised questions about political interference by the Trudeau government. How, you know, lucky is she to have this happened. So this is the exact same, this is the phone call that we've been talking. we talked about it as new details emerged about it here and there over the course of several weeks,

and it turns out that the RCMP had a recording of it. And then they didn't. Yeah. And then they didn't. And in today... The RCMP is deleting their... They're erasing their own evidence. They're destroying evidence.

Like, this is a bad 80s cop show. There's going to be a giant cloud of cocaine at the end of this. And someone's going to fly through it with a Ferrari with tires on fire. and they're going to flip upside down and roll out of the car shooting a revolver. That's right. Yeah. Hit the buzzer twos because there's nothing else to say.

This is the most ridiculous thing in the world. In today's world, how do you lose a recording? It's the most... No, no, no, no, no. If you think that's the most ridiculous thing in the world, wait 10 seconds. What's the next story? High school shop teacher shows off home-built rack.

Yeah. A teacher in Ontario who used to be a man and then decided that he was now a woman gets the largest prosthetic breasts you have ever seen. Like I'm pretty sure there is. I can't think of an animal in nature that's got bigger tities than this guy. They're just absolutely massive. And then there's a video of him working a miters saw and he's got to like lean back to keep big old titties from getting chopped up. I mean, they're built. They're not built for speed.

They're not built for comfort. They're built for trans-oceanic bulkered transport, Sean. Did you see the pictures of it? I saw the pictures. I went more serious. I'm like, like I give a shit. What a grown man wants to do with his body? Whoopty-do.

Here's what I dug into, because in the article, it's in Oakville, Ontario, and the Halton District School Board has their transgender, you know, rules that schools have to follow, okay? And so I read them because I was like, you know what? I don't have a kid that age. I'm curious what they say. So here, here's some things to think about, okay?

At any age, students have the right to be known by the name and gender with which they identify. And furthermore, all students may use a washroom that best corresponds to their gender identity regardless of the student's sex assigned at birth. So they're saying at any age, a student can decide what they are, and they can choose whatever bathroom they want to go in. And to me, that's probably the bigger story than, you know, the hilarious picture.

I'm like, you know, I've said this all along. Like if twos wants to become a woman, who am I to stop you? I give two sheds, to be honest to is what you do with you, your body. Where it becomes really, where it becomes really nefarious is where, you know, like, all of a sudden kids get, And it just talks about it. It's like open in their minutes. You know, like in their student body, whatever we're calling these. Like it just, it literally says a student can say whatever they want to be.

And I'm like, hmm, that's a thought to think on. Well, and then what do you do with it when it happens? And the other thing is like, let's say they finally decide that this guy is just, I don't know, he's normalizing this too much or something like that. If you tell him he can't get within 100 yards of the school, he could still have them titty's on the seesaw. Just flop it up and down. I'm going to give myself the buzzer.

Pundance punch Pierre Pollyev proceed to be perplexed by pushback. I found part of this really, you know, me and you had the big argument about Elliot McDavid, right, and him chasing down Freeland, right? Yeah. And so part of your article. That was two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. And part of your argument to me.

was how they go at different sides of the coin, right? You're talking liberals versus conservatives, and I said, that's not how we do it and blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. So I'm going to eat some crow here because the two headlines and two different papers, this is what they say. No place for harassment in Canada. Trudeau and others slam verbal attack on Finland.

Okay? And then you fast forward to what happened to Puglia. Well, the guy is just brating them in a press conference. He can't even get his opening remarks out. If you haven't seen the video, he should go watch it. Like, how are the other people in the media just standing around not being like, dude, shut up, let the guy speak and then harass the shit out of them? That's how we do our job.

Anyways, this is what it says. Global News Chief Political correspondent says Pierre Puleev should go fuck himself. Like, that's allowed. Anyways, that's my thoughts. I'm eating a little crow. And not for me. Yes. I'm going to eat some crow on that one.

You should have been eating crow for weeks on that. You should have been slurping crow. Oh, God. It's like we've been waiting for Tuesday or something, you know? Canadian universities take hard left turn and put her in the rhubarb. Yeah, hey, quick dick, we dick, hope you're listening. So this was just one of those studies that people did on things, people already know, like gravity and sunlight,

and there is an extreme far-left bias in universe. universities. The interesting thing is that out of the 9% of people who say that they're far right in academia, 44% of them feel as though they need to censor themselves for fear of their job in a place where you're supposed to be able to explore ideas. Yeah, you're supposed to be, but this has been going on for like, listen, when I stumbled upon Jordan Peterson years ago, this was already happening for, uh, what was the girl in Ontario twos that, brought in a video of Jordan Peterson and then got booted for that just for a video Jordan Peterson. And you're like, listen, the whole point of going to college university is to explore ideas, to bait them and try and, you know, think up something original, but challenge the way you think.

That's not the case. Or at least that's becoming more and more so, more and more so not the case. Yeah, and if you've got a problem with it, then maybe you need to reflect on yourself. But here's the thing is if you've got a problem with it, you're just a regular ass person who's asking questions. And so, yeah, it's just the whole thing. It's just more of what we know, but it's interesting that there's some numbers behind it now. Marty hits the big time. Hey, shout out to Marty up north.

He's been on the podcast several times, but holy dinah. Do you remember who told you to get him on the podcast? I'm not going to get twos the light of day here folks. So I'm not going to. Okay, well, the listeners don't know this, but, but twos is talking to Sean and he says, Sean, he says, there's this guy on Twitter and you should have him on your show. And, and Sean says, well, who is he? And I say, well, he's just some regular dude.

Like, do you know? No, not really. He's just some normal. Well, is he famous? No. What does he do? Nothing. He's just, he's an interesting guy.

and I bet she'd be really interesting to have on the show. Okay, well, I guess. And then boom, fast forward a year later, the guy's famous for just being a regular guy. Boo-ya! You know how when you're with somebody and something happens, and it was kind of inconsequential, but then as like days and weeks and months go by,

you kind of like just fabricate this story to make it seem like you actually had a big part in it. I feel like Tews is doing that to me right now. go back. There was many text messages. Oh, yeah, yeah. Go through the text messages. We had a phone call about it. Oh, it's a phone call now. You're starting to sound like lucky right now. Yeah, I probably just, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The recording got erased. Jesus. All the, all the evidence of this all our conversations are going to be on Riverside from now on. And the minute you pick up, we're hitting record, Sean, because we totally had that conversation. Fuck yeah. I like that. I like that. like that answer. Can we hit a buzzer? Oh, no, actually, first off, wait one second. Wait one second. Let's give Marty, let's give Marty a second or two here more here, because it is really cool. Trudeau must go,

trending like a mofo. Then they start claiming its bots. They start attacking Marty like he isn't a real person, which is hilarious, like absolutely hilarious. They tried to short circuit them, and they were surprised it didn't work. Well, and now, the last thing I was actually just looking at this. As we record this, it was up to 1.1 million interactions or uses of the trend, right? Hashtag Trudeau must go. That's right. I mean, eventually people are trying, like, we're not a fringe minority, and here in Western Canada, we have some great views. I agree. I agree. Okay, CBC explains why dollar is worthless conveniently forgets about quantitative easing. Yeah.

Is there a fly next to you or what? There's a fly buzzing my head. Well, careful, it might end up in your mouth like what happened to Doug Ford. Like the one time a mask would have been useful. All right. So it's funny because there's this huge long, supposedly informative. Yeah. Wear mask.

Keep the bugs out. Wear masks out. wear a mass of your yapper keep the bugs out of your yapper keep the bugs out of your rooster slurper so anyway cbc tries to be informative and try and explain to the lowly regular people in this government-funded article why our dollar is worth less and less and less as time goes by and they go through all of these external factors they don't discuss really much of anything to do with canada specifically It's like, oh, the world price of this and the world price of that. And this is what's happening with the yen.

And this is what's happening with the U.S. dollar. And it's not the fact that we're severely limiting our access to ports or quantitative easing. And if anybody's wondering what quantitative easing is, it's when the government prints more money. And when you make something more plentiful, it becomes less valuable. So they're able to pay off the debts that they're incurring without, well, they're able to pay for stuff without incurring as much debt. but the problem is, is that it basically just steals away from your savings. And they did technically print more money. The Bank of Canada bought a bunch of bonds with electronic funds.

So they made it up on the internet rather than printing it out, and then they think that that's somehow okay. Anyways, the CBC's garbage. The Tuesday effect. I think this is about the six weeks in a row we brought up the Tuesday effect. I almost think this should become a standard operation twos because the Tuesday effect is happening. They're talking about crop circles again,

being target against Truro. They're talking about... I'm pretty sure we were the first people to say that. It's the crop circles, right? And now other people are saying crop circles or say Trudeau sucks. I'm pretty sure we were the first. I didn't see it anywhere before we talked about it here,

saying that it was the crop circles, them aliens. You think, on a serious note, do you think the Toronto Star is sitting there, to us or Toronto Sun, not Toronto Star. I bet you the Toronto Sun is tuned in a time or two. You got guys like Lori Goldstein, Brian Lilly, Brian Piscifluam. I mean, we talk about Brian every few weeks.

It'd be, it only would make sense if, uh, if he tuned in from time to time. Hey, if you're listening. Uh, so yeah, anyways, they did an article about how populism isn't actually a bad thing. And I'm pretty sure again, we were the first people to say that. we were one of the first.

I'd read it. Well, we obviously read, anyways, it doesn't matter. Like, at the end of the day, you just go, I feel like we're having a mild effect. Just a mild. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's starting to see it.

I'm like, kind of, oh. We're not Marty up north. I see a giant rooster on the fronter of the Toronto Sun, and I tell you what, I'm going to be like, oh, my God, they're listening. Yeah. Yeah. If somewhere in Trudeau's next press gallery, someone starts calling them a rooster slurper, we know their fans. I just hope I see somebody wearing a rooster shirt in a protest. Trudeau, you're a rooster slurper. Can somebody do that? That'd be great. Anyways, liberals can't hit airport target respond by making a bigger

target. Yeah, did you read this article? It wouldn't let me in. It wouldn't let me in the Toronto Sun tonight, so I cursed its name and carried on with life. Okay, well, basically, uh, What's happening is in typical liberal fashion, they're trying to change the definition of something. In this case, what constitutes a flight leaving on time? And they said rather than being within a delay of less than 15 minutes is considered on time, they said it's a delay of less than an hour is now considered on time. And look at that. We're not such a bad airport anymore.

Number one, worst airport in the world? Yep. Yeah, if it leaves 59 minutes late, if you're sitting on the tarmac for 15, minutes, it's still considered on time, according to Omar Algebra, our transportation minister. Who's that guy that they said made the trains run on time? We should get him back.

I just... Like, stupidity. Airports are bad enough as it is. And the only good thing about airports is that because they're so shitty, we named the one in Montreal after Justin's stepdad. So-called anti-hate network are all a bunch of haters.

I tell you what, this one is interesting for a whole plethora of reasons. I'll try and be brief, but I want to give the listener a little bit of backstory or a little bit of the quotes that came out of this anti-hate network, okay?

Evan Balgird, and I'm torturing the name, I'm sure, the executive director of the Canadian Anti-Hate Network says, research suggests that millions of Canadians have drawn into the far right over the course of the pandemic. Some of you have been indoctrinated by misinformation in lies that were then amplified by the Freedom Convoy.

They are now rubbing shoulders with, you know, racist and bigots, and people would like to use violence to overthrow the government. A portion of those people are getting further radicalized. That's what this article is saying from the anti-hate network. So this is the guy whose company got its start by having Stephen Gilbaal give him money so that he could conduct a very, very bad survey, which was the justification for the precursor to Bill C-11, which is the internet censorship bill. This is how this organization came into being,

was Stephen Gilbal said, I'm going to give you $368,000. I need a survey that says that we need to just clamp down on free speech. And they said, deal. And then this is now the gravy train has continued to roll past the station, and it's going on to other stations. This is the only train that runs on time of Canada is the gravy train. Well, here, I'll add into this one more piece.

Oh, there's the whole article is, yeah. It is ridiculous. But here's what it said. Here's the survey. A recent abacus data survey indicated that 44% of the Canadian population are 13 million Canadian adults believe in at least one conspiracy theory. These theories include racist beliefs that political elites are trying to replace native-born Canadians with immigrants who support them.

or, or, or, conspiracy theory here, or that the world economic form has a secret strategy to impose its economic plans across the globe. I shall you not, that is in the article. I will say that the world economic form has a secret strategy to impose economic plans across the globe. I will definitely say that as a conspiracy theory. 100%.

It's not a secret strategy. It's an open strategy. So to say they're doing it secretly is a conspiracy. conspiracy theory. But there are no conspiracy theories left. They've all been, like, name one other than lizard people and crop circles saying Trudeau sucks. What conspiracy theories are left? Honestly, I'm just the anti-hate network in Canada at its finest. Talking about the World Economic Forum. You can call anything whatever you want, and that doesn't make it valid. Right? Like, we're, We could call this the two best looking guys in the universe podcast.

Does that make it right? No, it was already right before that. But it's closer than what they wrote. It's closer what they wrote. They wrote complete hog. Like horseshit. That's what they wrote. Absolutely.

Just saying. Oh, yeah, I should buzz. I'm not used to voice. Voices against Toronto's. I know. I can see folks, I can see two's going, oh, no, I got to run the buzzer. It's week 22.

He's like a child, you know? He's never had any responsibility. He's been living in his parents' house. Voices against Toronto's snow clearing plan get plowed over. How do I, buddy? I don't even know how to mute you on this. So I got to figure that up for next week. Son of a bitch.

Are we upset? Are Toronto, like, would you care if a cement truck was plowing your road? Am I missing something in this story? Like a whole, they're turning 30 cement trucks into snow plows to do the main arteries of Toronto and, you know, for plowing snow. And people are losing their shit about it. And I'm like, I don't know, maybe I'm, I'm trying to figure out like, like, it ain't backing up. Like, you plow snow moving forward. So, like, they have a picture of a guy on a bike facing a snow plow on the bike lane.

I'm like, well, get the fuck out of the way, man. Like, it's pretty damn simple, to be honest. Like, and furthermore, they're talking about blind spots, everything, and I'm like, it's a snowplow. Like, it's the same vehicle with just a different carrier on the back, right? Like, it's basically just the same, it's the same tractor right in the front. And the only difference is it's got a plow on the front versus the spinner cement mixer thing in the back, right? But here's my thing is from an economic standpoint, this makes absolute sense.

You've got a cement truck that you can only use six months out of the year. And you've got a snowplow that you can only use six months out of the year. Why buy two trucks? Why have two guys who are unemployed for six months have one truck and one guy that can work year round? Bada bribing, bada boom. And where's the environmental concerns, right? I mean, not only is it half the capital expenditure, but also you've got half the carbon footprint

in terms of manufacturing heavy trucks. Right? You'd think the green idiots would be all for this. Like, hey, we're saving the environment because we've got half as many vehicles. Where's the common sense in any of these things these people are talking about? I would like if we have any cement truck drivers.

If we got one of those, I hope we got one of those. Or snowplow drivers. I would love, or a snow plow driver, I would love a text message, check the show notes, the numbers in there. I'd love to have a text message from somebody just in case I'm a complete idiot on this. Maybe having a cement truck as a snow plow is a very bad idea. To me, I can't figure. There's no cement in the back when you're doing it, right? You're totally just got it wide open and you're just laying cement everywhere you plow snow.

That's what we're doing. That's the plan. We're going to cover bicycle. clear it under the bridges. And also, how many cyclists are you going to hit with snow plows in the winter? Seriously. I don't freaking know. I don't know.

Nursing home gets stiff pushback for hiring a stripper. I tell you what, I push twos to have this as the opening story, and we just talk about this the entire time. Can you imagine being, I don't know, what do you got to be to be in one of those homes? 70 plus, would that be fair enough? 75 plus. I don't want to put the age too low. Don't want to put too high. I mean, not, it was in Taiwan.

None of them are going to be listening. We could all say they're 106. And also, it's really hard to tell. Because they're so old. They're so old, Sean. They hired a stripper for this group of, this group of, like, guys who were in their 90s. And you could tell they're,

they're kind of like having fun, but they're, you know, none of them can really move and the strippers dancing. Well, I mean, they're, she's doing lap dancing. is on wheelchairs. And I mean, none of them can even see what's going on because they've all got cataracts and

none of them have had anything working downstairs in the past 30 years anyway, but it's a thoughtful gesture. I'm sure it was greatly appreciated. They all seemed very happy to be there. Even the old ladies were getting, you know, they were enjoying themselves and stuff. And so, I don't know.

They apologized for it. But I mean, as long as it's not mandatory, if you guys just said, hey, you know what, there's some guy singing guitar on Thursday afternoon. If you want to go, go check it out. And then Friday afternoon, we got a peeler from the rippers at airways, right? I mean, so pick which one you want to go to and fill your boots.

Also, don't forget vanilla puddings Wednesday at supper. Did we mention that they aren't allowing any new patients in because they're booked for the next 100 years? like people are just lining up to sign up for this place. Like, holy shit. You can apologize you want. Just keep bringing the stripper back every, you know, a couple weeks here.

Liberals finally run out of people to give their money to. This is your final one of the week. This is the good news. Liberals finally ran out of people to give money away to. Are you going to to be because you go

I don't know if I have anything to say I think the headlines perfect that's good news for the week liberals ran out of people folks you didn't read it I didn't read it I didn't read it oh you son of a bitch busted fucker

I want to point this out to the Western standard yet again I buy a membership and I can't get in the fucking thing you're on the show and you can't even log in that's correct I feel like, why don't you bring it up on Thursday when you're on the Western Standard? When I'm sitting in the green room of the Western Standard, I will bring it up and say,

listen, guys, I'm literally giving you $10 a month. Could I get into your website so I can see the articles that two sends me? That would be great. Because he just called my shit at the end of an episode when I read everything this week, except for two articles that wouldn't let me in. And of course, he has to call me on both of those, you motherfucker. I'm happy with that. So for those of you who also haven't seen the article, like Sean, for example, who did not read the article, basically what it said was that the feds were trying to give away a whole boatload of money to businesses in Ottawa that were affected by the convoy.

And they put in like any possible reason why you could be seeking reimbursement from the government. And they didn't get enough people. and so they went door to door to door and we're phoning people and just being like, hey, you've got a business, we've got money. Just fill out the form and we will send you the money. And they didn't get enough and then they extended the deadline and they still couldn't give away all the money they'd budgeted. So A, the convoie probably wasn't as detrimental to Ottawa as maybe people are saying,

honk honk b it's nice to know that there's finally a limit to the amount of greed in Ottawa well tues thanks for calling me on that last one now everybody knows

I'm a bit of a fraud which is great a lot of a fraud that was great that was I love that we could end on a high note like that yeah I mean I'll hear about this one for the next week so that's great can't wait for that

either way I'm glad make sure you I'm glad we, I'm glad we, I'm glad we, I'm glad we cheated on, on the opening song, because we both know, majority of the vote said play the full song. And somebody, yeah, that's great. I'm just saying. Let's all just be, let's just be a radio show. We'll just play tunes all the time. Yeah.

Oh, let's check in with a local traffic report. We played one, one song in 22 episodes. Give your head a shake. All right, buddy. All the hits all the time. We shot it. You don't speak for the listener. Listener voted to hear the song.

You got to give them what they want to. You know, otherwise you just tune in. They go listen to two other Yahoo's anywhere they're at. There's no two Yahoo's like us. And I will say this. You guys should definitely text Sean with your feedback about the song and about the fact that he didn't read the article. But when you text him, make sure that you don't do it behind a paywall so that he can actually read it.

Oh, is that the new ending song? All right. Well, Tews. Thanks again for a lovely week 22, and we will catch you next Tuesday. All right. See you, buddy. I don't know how to stop this.