Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #24

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

222 Minutes hops on to discuss this weeks headlines which include: Bill C-11, airport barring journalism, the West coming together over gun buyback program & 2's/Shaun get their wires crossed.  Ro'han Rig Services is hiring all positions to find out more send them an email: [e-mail] or call 780-872-7887 For more information visit: rohanltd.com November 5th SNP Presents: QDM & 2's.   Get your tickets here: https://snp.ticketleap.com/snp-presents-qdm--222-minutes Let me know what you think   Text me 587-217-8500

I don't know, probably because it's in beta. But whatever, we can just cut that out and just splice in like that audio clip of the shortened theme song. So Media Board is in beta. Some features might not work as expected just yet. What the hell does that mean? It means there are no guarantees and we take no responsibility for how much this does or doesn't actually work. You know how pissed off I am in week 24, folks? We're just going to fire this thing up as me and two's fumble fuck around today.

Sean is a little bitter at this, this Riverside. It's got these great features that Sean wants to use. And so Sean takes it over because he goes, you know what, Toos? You're going to be up north. And we're going to have a little bit of fun. And Sean's going to play around with some buttons and everything. We're going to figure this shit out.

And here I sit in week three of trying to have an intro song. We've done the clip. We've done the full thing. And it just seems to like, Riverside, figure your shit out, all right? This isn't on Sean and Toos. This is on beta of media. Like, I want to punch this. in the face.

Anyways, welcome to Week 24. Real quick. How's Toos doing? Tews is exhausted. Tews has had a few long days in a row, and he is, I tell you what, aside from our regular sponsor, this podcast is brought to you

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We're not going to blab around about that. We're going to start the clock right now. Here we go. Rohan Rigg services. Tuesday mashup. Week 24. We got no themes music. Our pets' heads are falling off.

Let's start here. Trudeau congratulates the leader of an imaginary place, ignores Italy. We all know that's a two. his headline. It absolutely is. So he still hasn't said anything about this wonderful lady who's this crazy far-rate extremist taking over Italy. And I mean, if he did, he'd probably just dress up like an Italian plumber and say like

a bim-bibbibu-de-boopy or some ridiculous thing because that's... I'm a Luigi. He's going to get on a dinosaur and run around just bouncing on turtles. Is that what Yoshi is? Is Yoshi a dinosaur? I think Yoshi's a dinosaur? I don't know. I always assumed Yoshi was a dinosaur.

Anyway, so there was an election in one of the Baltic states. Latvia. Latvia. And an interesting thing about the Baltic states, if we actually had the media board working right now, we have a great clip from 2015, where Trudeau thinks that Baltic states are not a thing.

He doesn't think that they exist. This is a guy who took over a G7 country, and he has never really even looked at an Atlas. I mean, none of us do anyway because of Google Maps. This is the last time I'm going to bring this up. This is the last time I'm going to bring it up to us. But man, I'm really pissed at Riverside right now because it was a great clip.

It was a great clip that we're just going to slide in. And the audience is going on, we don't want to hear about this. Sean's just pissed off that we had just a roast on Trudeau to start this sucker. And, you know, I got a quiet twos. He's a little, you know, You know, he's got to slam a couple lockies here, folks, to get him moving. All right. Here we go.

How about sad news? A vaccinated person test positive for COVID. And I might add that it's the same thing happening over and over again. You've probably seen it on Twitter where they have like the same line, blah, blah, blah, blah. I love the picture right underneath the post, you said, and on it was Gavin Newsom from California. You might know that name. You might know this name. Hillary Clinton said the same thing.

Oh, and you might have this other guy that I was actually here. huge fan of because I thought he was a great orator because he is in Barack Obama. They're all saying the exact same thing. There've literally been thousands of them and I mean this is just the latest and an absolute travesty. It's an epidemic. This representative Mickey Cheryl from the states tested positive for COVID-19 is experiencing mild symptoms, is thankful for having received both their COVID vaccine and a booster. And for the additional. additional protection that they've provided, and she encourages everyone to get vaccinated and get their booster shot.

Go get your boosters. Yes, and I mean, it's great that she's turning this into a positive message, and it's in no way repetitive. It's not as though this has just been just everywhere. Yeah, it just, it's, our thoughts and prayers are with this woman as she has a disease that she was vaccinated for. I think the biggest rooster slurper in Canada should get his booster. That's what I think. I should get everybody's.

I'm supposed to be buzzing, but we don't have the live buzzer, so I'll go back to the Man. Riverside really needs to get their shirt together. Yeah, they need to figure it out because I'm not having it right now. Anyways, liberal censorship bill is a symphony of bullshit. And you know, all I wrote is Tuesday needs to explain this because all I tried reading it, and I don't know if it was my brain or what. This long article, it's about bullying, it's about corruption, it's about hammering, my head off a table.

Toos, do what you do best. Break it down for the listener. Break it down real quick. This is going to be fun. So this is the new internet censorship bill that came out after the last federal election because the prior one died before it was passed because of the election. And this one has just been a myriad of bullshittery. You've got, to quote from the article, you've got gaslight the public for months,

been publicly contradicted by his own CRTC chair. So this is Heritage Minister Rodriguez, who has the best hair in Parliament, I will say, but nothing else going for him. Cut off debate on Bill C-11 and required votes on over 150 amendments without public disclosure. Again, this whole thing is just shrouded in mystery. It's like a Hardy Boys novel. Lost the support of some of the government's most reliable supporters, such as the editorial board of the Toronto Star. And we know that they are reliable supporters of that government, although they actually, they're, they're experiencing a change at the top. We'll see what falls out with that. Maybe we cover it a little bit.

Introduced online news legislation that is being criticized by over 100 independent news publications. And this is on top of all of the YouTube people and everybody else. Like anybody except legacy media is saying this is garbage. You've got people like J.J. McCullough testifying and it just it goes on. Nobody likes it except for the liberals. This will not allow Tuse and Sean to do the Tuesday mashup anymore. Like this will be insanity. Well, we're going to end up in gulags and we'll just bullshit back and forth while we're swinging pickaxes. And then they'll send people from Toronto there, you know, the ones that didn't get out and start working for Rohan.

They'll send them to work with us and we'll be like, told you asshole. And then we'll make fun on them the whole time. All I can think of, you remember in the Eddie Murphy movie with Martin Lawrence? I think it was life. Remember where they're working the line back in like slavery times? No. And they're the two old guys and they keep trying to escape. Well, I tell you what, do yourself a favor.

Go watch the movie life. Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence are basically imprisoned at a young age for something they didn't do. And then they work the rogue crew with swinging pickaxe and trying to escape all the time. And it's pretty funny. They end up being old men and, you know, and they have banter that goes for generations. Anyways, that's good. How about this? How about this one?

You know, Riverside can't work, can't get the buzzer to work, pets' heads are really falling off. God, Sean is choking on his own rage tonight. He's definitely choking. Oh, yeah, Toronto's airport solves its PR problem. This is a wild one, okay? Starting Monday, October 3rd. A request form located on our website will need to be filled out 24 hours

before sending crews to the airport, whether reporting from inside a terminal or outside on the curbs, lands and roadways that make up Toronto Pierrotts. It's an automated form, so it shouldn't take much more effort than our email process before. But it will give us the info we need to approve or deny requests. And then the guy says, approve or deny request to cover the news. It means only the airport personnel deem acceptable are allowed to report the news. If they don't like journalist views or something they're reported, they will have the power to not admit people.

Welcome to our lovely Toronto airport twos. And you know who the guy is, by the way, in this article who wrote it? No, who wrote it? Joe Warmington. No shit. Yeah. Yeah, we're both big fans. Big fans.

Hey, I missed that. But yeah, like the, the, imagine being, like, I mean, this is the way we're going. We just talk to B-C-11. Now you got like, well, I don't think we're going to let you in. Just imagine you're running this airport. And, you know, the brutal thing is that it's a woman of color who's this. CEO and so you end up wondering all the time you're like did she get chosen because she's the best person for the job or did she get chosen because she checks a bunch of diversity boxes and

that's the thing I really hate about diversity is because you end up wondering and you don't really know but anyway the CEO just imagine she's sitting in there trying to make a decision well what are we going to do about this we can't get any of the planes to take off on time it's just an absolute gong show at the turnstiles nothing is working right what can we do to solve this PR disaster. Well, what if we made it illegal to talk about it? Boom. Great idea.

Great idea. Great idea. I think it's a great idea. No, nobody can talk about it. Problem solved. No more PR disaster. Alberta is pissed off. The movie.

I tell you what, the trailer actually looks pretty good. Alberta Prosperity Project. Yeah, it's got a bunch of faces you'd recognize, a few voices you'd recognize. My good friend, Terrick Elnaga, is in it. I'm pretty excited to see it. I'm not sure I might be able to go see it on opening night. It's going to depend on scheduling. But I'm going to check it out as soon as possible.

Or maybe I'll just remain ungovernable and pirate it. No, I'm definitely going to find it. Wait, wait. It's called here. So for the listener, who knows what the hell we're talking about? It's called Ungovernable Alberta's Quest for Independence. And it gets released Wednesday, October 12th. That's the opening premiere night.

At a movie theater. And Canyon Meadows Cinemas, yes. So, I mean, obviously, us Yahoo's won't be all invited there. But, hey, it looks like it's really well done. It's piqued my interest. It looks good, and it's impressive. You see the Daily Wire in the States has branched out into movies and things other than just the news lately.

And I'm not sure if this is what the Rebel is trying to do, we're not, but they have created this documentary. and they're releasing it in a few days. And if you enjoy being ungovernable or want to become ungovernable, want to become ungovernable, say that five times fast and tell me I'm choking. Anyway, check it out.

I don't know. It might be good. It might not. This isn't a review of it. It's just something that I find really interesting. How about Saskatchewan NPP to keep singing at a Rolex clad arm's length? They don't even want the big guy coming through Saskatchewan.

Yeah, so I don't know where they're deciding this from, but apparently an extremely rich person who's completely out of touch with regular Canadians trying to brand him and his party as looking after the poor and downtrodden of the country isn't particularly resonating. Yeah, but it's wild because all the provincial NDPs, parties are like, yeah, maybe don't come here. So you got first Saskatchewan, then the article's talking about how, you know,

like the upcoming election in Alberta. I mean, obviously we got the one for the UCP, somebody's going to be the new Premier. But then May, you got the next one. Everybody's worried about Rachel Notley. And they're already talking, like Rachel Notley doesn't want him to come to Alberta. Whoa, whoa, this is news to me.

Keep talking. It says it right in the article that it, listen, it's just inferring that the next step will be Alberta and Rachel Notley won't want them to come there. Honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't happened like four, six, eight years ago. The national, the national NDP brand is absolute poison for any working class group of people. And that's what Alberta and Saskatchew and Manitoba, B.C., that's what they are. And so I'm really surprised.

I was really surprised in 2019 when Rachel Notley was up for reelection that they didn't more actively distance themselves from the federal party. I'm kind of surprised they're even still called the NDP in Alberta. Interesting. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you want to win, you should do what you need to do to win. And I would say that her still being associated with the federal NDP is hurting her chances. So, I mean, by that regards, I hope she continues to do it. I'm just kind of surprised because she's seen the name and invite singing in. Mostly politically savvy. Film a photo op, yeah, I think they should, you know, become best pals. Yeah.

Oh, absolutely. Prairie provinces push back against petty plinker pilfering. Yeah, who's choking now? I'm not joking. I had to make sure I read that right. I'm like, did he actually write that as a headline? He did. Yes.

That's because he's a dick. So what's happening here is that Alberta came out a few days ago and said that they, released this letter that Mark Mendocino had sent them asking for help with the federal firearm buyback program, which is nothing at all like that. It's just. We talked about it. We haven't really talked about it. We've mentioned it a little bit here and there, but I mean, like they put black rifle coffee on the list and airsoft guns.

Like they basically just, if anything looked scary, it ended on the list. Like black rifle coffee got banned. Like Justin Trudeau, blackface be on the list? I mean, he's an assault-style politician, so there is that. You could ask anybody at the Kokadie Music Festival or that woman he elbowed in the boob in Parliament. Geez, just thank you to hit that shop teacher. Here's what Mendocino said.

Applying federal laws, whether it relates to firearms or whether it relates to any offense under the criminal code, is not an alacart menu. You don't get to opt out and tell the RCMP which laws they're going to enforce or not. That actually undermines public safety. That was Mendocino. But then the article goes on to say, well, Manitoba joins Alberta and Saskatchan, who both informed the RCMP and the federal government that they would not participate in any fund,

any in or fund any gun buyback program. So all the provinces, at least in the West, in the B.C. Yeah. The rivers are all buckets. Yeah, now that, I mean, just pause for a moment, and let's consider exactly how angry someone in Manitoba had to be about this, that they took the time to learn to read and write so that they could pan a letter to Ottawa saying they weren't going to participate.

You know, I just interviewed Wayne Peters, and that's coming out on Wednesday, and he's living in Manitoba, and you know what? Listen, I got to, I always tease the Manitobans, right? We do that. We grow up in Saskatchew, we go back and we do that. But he had a lot to say about the Manitobans in good light. So if you're listening from Manitoba, hats off to you, quiet folk who live on, you know, the gap and everything else.

And, you know, you're just kind of, you're just kind of there. But we appreciate you. Oh, I'm kidding. Yeah, we do. Too is looking at me like, me. Like, meh, do we really, Manitobans, if you want to come work for Rohan, or you want to just come shake twos and, and, I don't know, what's the beer in Manitoba? You know what, if you're listening to this from Manitoba, I'd love to know what beer drinking, because I would gladly buy you a Pilsner, but you, but you probably think that's Piss. Probably, they probably import it up, right?

Yeah, I don't know. They probably haven't even invented distillation yet. China does what it wants just like every other time. This is a weird story. Yes. I'm trying to like fathom. It says, here I'll read it so people can understand. In the report titled 110 Overseas,

Chinese transnational police and gumwild details China's extensive efforts to combat fraud by its citizens living overseas, in part by opening several police stations on five continents that have assisted Chinese authorities and carrying out policing operations on foreign soil. So they've got police stations to police their citizens in somebody else's country. That's the mindset.

And Toronto has three of these stations. New York has a city has one. The other is the other one in North America. Europe has the most, according to the report, including London, Budapest, Athens, Paris, Madrid, and more. And all the reports said there are 54 stations in 30 different countries. Yes. and it also talks about how they want to get Chinese nationals to voluntarily return to China to face criminal prosecutions.

So it says also China has tried to get Chinese nationals living abroad to return to China voluntarily to face criminal prosecution. Just imagine pitching that to somebody. Like, hey, you know what that communist hellhole you escape from? Yeah, we want you to come back and go work in a weaker concentration camp. or maybe get your toenails ripped off. So can you do that? And then someone would be like, well, I don't know.

Do I fly coach or first class? Like there's no voluntary returning to China to go to prison. You don't. You escape from China. That's why they're there. Right? And it's just. What do you make of this?

What do you make of this? I read this and I'm like, what is this? Well, you see this with a lot of different countries and political. parties and ideologies and whatever else where it's just they they kind of just see what they can get away with and if they can't get away with it they they just shrink back a little bit if they can if they can they keep pushing a little bit you saw it with the COVID mandates you saw it in Quebec a lot with the CAC party which just got reelected an hour ago there's there's a whole lot of we used to have this dog when I was growing up and she wasn't allowed and um just not like

Like just sometimes, you know, we were, she was very rambunctious. And so we'd be like, okay, well, you got to go to the porch. And she, you know, the bootroom porch area, right? And then she wasn't allowed to even come into the kitchen, which it connected to. And then she would sit there and she would just put her paws on the kitchen floor. And she would just sit there exactly like that and just see what she can get away with. And if she could, she did. And then eventually finally she just, it was like her little act of defiance that she just always have her paws on the kitchen floor.

And this is what these ideologies and stuff do. It's just what can I get away with? Okay, well, you know what? I mean, it's five continents. That's not everything. It's not like there's a whole lot of Chinese people in Antarctica. It's only three police stations. Right.

And so, yeah, it's just, it's this constant pushing, pushing, pushing, Jordan Peterson talked about it one time where like somebody gets right in your face and then you finally tell them back off, they back off a little bit, but then you get used to it, and then they push and then they push. and eventually they've come all the way across. Two's got me there. I was about to buzzer them out, and then he mentioned Jordan Peterson.

Oh. Anyways. That's your kryptonite. I got to remember that. That is my kryptonite. Yes, it is. Greasy liberal who cheated an election being investigated for fraud.

Yes. And as we recall, I can't remember, did we talk about this once upon a time, the doorbell cam caught, and I can't say his last name. Chahal. Chahal.

Chahal. This is, I, Laft out loud when I read this again, okay? He came under fire when a doorbell cam caught Shahal removing an opponent's election literature from a mailbox ahead of this September 20th election. That's bad enough, okay? But here's what makes it hilarious. Chahal, in a jersey with his name clearly visible on the back, was easily identified in the video.

I'm like, he's running around being a moron with his name on his back. Like you can't be, like, can you write the people? Like, this is literally the dumbest thing I've ever read. Anyways, carry on with the rest of the article, because I just had to highlight that again, because I'm sure we've talked about the doorbell thing. I'm pretty sure we did, because he ended up being fine. I missed the name on the back. If I remember correctly, he was fined $500.

He got caught cheating in the election, won the position, and so he got to keep his position, and he faced a penalty of $500. And, yeah, oh, that's right, because I said that, you know, what the conservative should do is they should just all say, we're going to cheat like hell in the election, and you can find us all $500 because that's the going rate for it. And if we win, awesome. And if you guys want to change the rules,

you should probably do that because these rules suck. But they would never do something like that. Actually, PollyEv might do something. But anyway. Pulleyev running around. Well, no, no, but he would. With Puleev on the back of his jersey.

But he would point out how stupid the system is, and he would just, be like, okay, well, here's me breaking the rule. And I'm going to do it to get elected. And, oh, it's $500. I make that in a day because I'm a member of parliament. Now, maybe you guys might think this is wrong and maybe we should change the rules. Well, let's talk about Chihil.

Let's talk about the newer part of this. Well, it's a development because this was originally alleged. And now he's actually being investigated where part of his campaign platform was he was allegedly walking people through how to cheat the system on Serb. And then his riding, where he won, illegitimately, which is proven, where he illegitimately won was one of the highest per capita users of Serb.

Anywhere. And they literally said in the article, well, if they come knocking, we'll just tell him he told us to do it. You're like, face palm. Yeah. F my life. Just inflation is everywhere except Parliament. Yeah, everything's starting to cost a lot more.

It's been on its way for a long time. And the Speaker of the House, who is a liberal member of Parliament, had said that you're not allowed to say just inflation anymore. And his justification is that you can't use people's first names in Parliament. But he's not, people aren't referring to Justin Trudeau, the person. they're talking about just inflation, the effect of his shitty decisions that have been ongoing for years, right?

So they're not really talking about him. They're talking about how bad his, well, they're talking about the outcomes that come with it. But anyway, it's just interesting that they're so concerned about this that they are just weakly trying to find a loophole to not allow people to say this, mean word to Justin Trudeau, who's never even there anyway because he's off bungee jumping during Truth and Reconciliation Weekender.

Yeah, I just love the creativeness in how people are trying to spin it as just long pause. Yeah. Inflation. And yet that's still pissing everybody off. I'm like, man, at least there's a little bit of fun happening. I don't love our politicians. A lot of them just I got no time for it.

But when I hear stories like this, I'm like, they're finding a way. to make it a little bit of fun in there. Absolutely. They're not allowed to say just inflation. And I would say that them being banned from saying this word is unjust. Inflation is a bad thing. Agreed.

See what I did there? I don't want to talk about it. Rachel Gilmore. Can we talk about Rachel Gilmore? Yes. It takes a swing at twos and misses badly. For people who aren't on Twitter, I think everybody at this point know who Rachel Gilmer is,

but she's a young reporter. For global. You're being generous, but she works for social media influencer. I don't know. She's been in a lot of heat with a lot of people that I don't even know heat anymore. Like I mean, Marty up north when he was doing the Trudeau must go send her a list of things. Like maybe look into this, nothing happened. Of course, she was all over Jeremy McKenzie, raging dissident, who's now been arrested.

So that's an interesting thing that we should probably pay attention to and see what happens with that. Um, but, uh, Rachel Gilmore has been, um, well, I, I don't know, too. So it's your, you know, your minute here because you're the one who gets called out by her. Yeah, you want to tell some of the story. Give her. Which I thought was great because this, this woman has just made a quote, unquote and very generously said career out of trying to just get hate clicks and stir up controversy. And so she had talked about. I don't know, the hurricane coming through or something like that.

And so Global had posted about it. And they said, oh, check out Rachel Gilmore's analysis of this thing, blah, blah, blah. And I said, sorry, I don't speak pumpkin spice. And she screenshoted that and a comment that Shadow Davis had said as well and said, being a young female reporter in 2022, I somehow can't picture these kinds of comments appearing under a male reporter's video. And so I replied back because I take my calling out of bullshit journalism fairly seriously. And I said a cursory scroll through my timeline would show you that I'm critical of all bad journalism regardless of gender.

Personally, I wish young girls could see women like you using their gender as a badge of honor rather than a shield to hide behind be better. and she never replied. But there's a part two to this story. And this is where it gets fun and interesting. I Googled, I Google Maps the global location in Ottawa. Yeah, yeah. So I looked up the global office that she presumably works at. I'm not 100% sure, but it's the right place anyway, or it seems to be.

And I downloaded the skip the dishes app or DoorDash or whatever the hell it was. and I go on there and I order her the most complicated pumpkin spice latte you could ever possibly imagine. It came out to like 20 freaking dollars or something like that. Like it was just extra this and double that and almond milk and whipped cream on the top. And yeah, like the whole damn thing was just, well, you couldn't do extra whipped cream. And I wanted to do an extra shot of espresso but also half calf at the same time. And so that was, yeah, anyway, I put together this absolute monster of a drink. And, and I get it delivered.

And the instructions were to Rachel Gilmore, like, you could send it as a gift with like this little card that's digital card that says, you know, to Rachel Gilmore. Have a great day for 222 minutes. And so I ended up in a chat with the delivery person because he needed to know, he needed to know what floor she worked on. And I was like, well, just drop it off at the front desk. And he said they can't drop it off. They can't do drop-offs at the front desk. They need to know what floor this woman works at. And I'm like, well, it's Rachel Gilmore.

Just say it's for Rachel Gilmore. Like this is your head person that you're trying to drum up all that. Like this is the face of this organization. Supposedly. Anyway. And the lady at the reception didn't even know who Rachel Gilmore was. so they couldn't deliver the the mocha frap or whatever bullshit thing

I ordered for her because they didn't even know who Rachel Gilmore was at the front desk where she works and I just got to chuckle somewhere there is a barista going why would somebody get it like extra frapped with a little this and half of that and a shot of this

this doesn't even make sense people are strange meanwhile this two is having way too much fun yeah UK Power Station an owner cuts down primary forms in Canada. Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. No, no, no, no, we're going on. Wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about going on at order?

Oh, what are you talking about? Well, no, it's just very important that we finish this. We finish this, and we talk about how I'm very clearly not sexist, and I'm not happy with how she talked about it, and I think I did a great job of putting her in her place, and then we go to the happy news. We can do your thing at the end, okay? No, no, we're not doing, why do we go to happy news?

We're still doing, what the fuck are you talking about? No. I will repeat myself. The UK power station owner cuts down primary force in Canada, motherfucker. We're not going to the good news until the end. Holy shit, folks. He's trying to jump order here so he can talk about the fire ladies. Is that what you want to do?

You want to put one woman in place and then you want to pat yourself on the back for the good news? That's what we're going to do. We're going to jump out of order here, too? I didn't realize that you threw it in. When you put in your story, I didn't realize that you're segueing the two things that I need. I need it to sandwich. Well, I guess you should have brought that up at the start. Like, maybe you could put it here.

No, you didn't say any of that. There was like a one in ten chance that you would have picked it. Did you? Motherfucker. Okay, anyways. Okay, tell your damn thing. Are we going to talk about it? Yeah, sure.

Do we want to talk about it? Do we want to talk about it? No, I just want to light it all on fire right now. Folks, the room has just preceded the errors. You know, like it's just, I can't even get the story out. I'm so annoyed. You know, first it's Riverside. Now it's too.

trying to dictate how I read the notes. Like, are you fucking kidding me right now? Okay, read your damn thing. Maybe I'll be looking for a job at Rohan. But like, listen, I want to crush Tuesday. Where does he work? Put me on the rig right beside him so I can sling some pipe. Let's go.

Yeah, yeah, that would be awesome. That would be a lot of fun. But let's talk about, let's talk about the BBC article. Let's talk about the wood pellets. Okay, here we go. And then we can go. You know, we're all. You know, last week it was all two minutes.

What are we, a radio station, man? And we've just wasted probably five minutes arguing about this damn vehicle. Yeah, yeah. You could have just gone along with the program and this wouldn't have been an issue. Well, I tell you what, next time inform a guy when he's trying to write it out. I can't inform you. The owner cuts down primary force in Canada. Drax runs Britain's biggest power station, which burns millions of tons of imported wood pellets,

which is classified as renewable energy. The BBC has discovered that the wood comes from a primary forest in, ding, ding, ding. British Columbia. Yes. DRAX Power Station in Yorkshire is a converted coal plant, which now produces 12% of the UK's renewable electricity. Now, if you were concerned about greenhouse gases and that type of thing, what they're doing now, burning wood, produces more greenhouse gases than what they were doing before. Just saying. It's just reclassified.

and now they're tearing down forest in BC, shipping it across the pond. Well, that's not even across the pond. Like, name one province in Canada that's further away from the Atlantic Ocean than British Columbia. Like, are there no trees at all in the whole rest of the goddamn country that you could maybe chop down instead that you wouldn't have as much rail shipping on, as much carbon footprint, you might say? You know, this is almost peak insanity. I mean, it isn't peak insanity because I know peak insanity is going to come this winter when really bad. I mean, we haven't even, you know, we should put in here Nord Stream 1 and 2 being blown up to. It's like, I mean, Jesus.

Like now the world is speeding into, it's like a brick wall laced with like, I don't know, nukes and landmines and like not good things. And meanwhile, we got to force being. Well, maybe you don't think those are good things. All right. All right. Your good news, good sir. Yeah, it doesn't even matter anymore.

Oh, I ruin. Look at them. Look at them all. Well, you can't look at them. The old rooster surper is just angry. He's like, more. Yeah, you're being a real rooster slurper right now, Sean. Here's some good news for the listener.

The Blue Jays officially making the playoffs. It's going to be in a wild card series. And with a win tonight, they're inching very, very, very close to, and who knows, by the time they're waiting to see if the Mariners lost, they might be hosting the first series. I thought that was good news. Here's some good news for you. Some listeners, we didn't get to that at the start because I was so frustrated.

So the Tuesday mashup, OMG, listening to 222's friendly chirp you as you fumble fuck your words, as I often do. My kids would say, buy a vowel dad, makes me miss hockey so much and why I love the game within the game so much. Only hockey guys really get it. Only really good friends are merciless in those situations. But if I was your coach, I would say to you, don't let that rooster slurper get in your head. He had you rattled.

Anyways, that was a good one. Another good one was, and I got a scroll to find it because now I can't find it. Here it is. Geez, boys, that sounded pretty sharp. Nice intro. I'll take two JT-equal rooster slurper t-shirts. He'll think it's a supportive validation from the LGBT. community from the guy who said the audio sucked.

So, hey, we did that last week, too. Yes, so now we've got to decide a design. Okay, but let's, you know what, just for the sake of, you know, whatever else. Let me finish here. Let me finish. Okay. If you want, I tell you what, we're going to, like, have another lucky, all right, buddy. Put yourself up there.

Anyways, if you want to have your thoughts read on the Tuesday mashup, shoot me a text in the show notes. There's the phone number there. gladly if you want to call to some profanic things. I would love nothing more than to call them a rooster slurper all the time. I think it's fun. I get a kick out of reading your text, and I think you do too. So by all means, fire them off to me.

Even better. Even better. Because I've waited all the way to the end to bring up the dairy cartel of Ontario, who hates it. And he's probably shouting at the audio right now. But even better. send me an audio clip of whatever you well i mean keep it reasonable folks but uh please i would love nothing more than to showcase your voice on the tuesday mashup um and we could do that if riverside ever

cooperates that's what i'll say and if you want to finish on uh the lady firefighters uh or you know yeah yeah yeah let's talk about the lady firefighters for a second so imagine that we had just finished talking about rachel gilmore and how i had very very tastefully described how i wasn't sexist at all Very tastely. And then we go into these two full female, full-time female firefighters who get hired in Chester Mayer. And then I say, yeah, it's great because now they can put out kitchen fires. But now it's not an awesome joke, is it?

Sean, and do you know why? Because of you. I'm not sure it was a great joke to begin with. That's what I think. How about the passengers on an inexplicity, inexplicably, powerless boat saved? How about the boat, this is an electric boat that died in the harbor? Yes. So, I mean, electricity and water always kind of go together. Awesome. But then they decided that this would be a great idea.

And I don't know if they didn't check the charge on it before they left or what the deal is. But it's just, it's so interesting that you try and get these vehicles that you're just trying to force into electric. The Air Canada planes with a range of 200 kilometers or something like that. The big government subsidy of a snowmobile company in Eastern Canada who is electric. Like if you want a great way to lose your toes, I cannot possibly recommend highly enough that you get an electric snowmobile. And yeah. I tell you what, you want to live life on the wild side,

go in an all-electric boat, fly in an all-electric plane, or go to minus 40 and go snowmobiling on an all-electric one of those. Because you're right. I tell you what, I'm an adventurous guy. I think I'll stick away from those for a few more years. If you really think that they're that great of an idea, maybe just hop in the tub with a toaster.

Two's 24, down the drain, shots fired. I don't know, three-pointer. I don't know. I tell you what, this river. Riverside thing. Appreciate all the listeners coming in tonight and enjoying it with us. We're going to fire some emails off the Riverside, give him shit, because at this point, we're paying for it, and it's still ain't working.

So, I mean, you've got to wonder what on earth is going on in their side. Either way, it's always fun to piss twos off when he's stuck up north and he really can't do anything about it anyways, folks. So enjoy your Tuesday, wherever you're at to the man out in Ontario who's still screaming at the radio, because of it. I keep calling him a name. He doesn't want to be told. And I just think it's hilarious because everybody points out how twos can get me going.

I'm just so glad I can return the favor to one of the faithful listeners. So twos, thanks for tuning in or being on week 24. And look forward to next week when we hit the Pivotal 25. Yeah, another big one, another big milestone coming up. Thanks, Sean.