Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #25 - The Return of QDM

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

Joined my 222 Minutes & QDM to discuss this week's headlines which include: Paypal fines for misinformation, government adding April 31st to the calendar, there are no bad Marvel movies... yeah right & Danielle Smith the new leader of Alberta. Ro'han Rig Services is hiring all positions to find out more send them an email: [e-mail] or call 780-872-7887 For more information visit: rohanltd.com November 5th SNP Presents: QDM & 2's.   Get your tickets here: https://snp.ticketleap.com/snp-presents-qdm--222-minutes Let me know what you think   Text me 587-217-8500

Why? We're recording. Why are we still humming? Because we're trying to make things work to. Q's, Q's a long for a lot of right this time. It's actually going to work. For a few seconds. Because it sounds good. And I can't see Q because he's got his, oh, there he is, eh? Cowboy Hat swinging along. Could be my internet connection. Who knows? You know what I mean? It could be anything.

All right. Welcome. to Week 25, joined by QDM, joined by 222 minutes. Boys, welcome back aboard. Gentlemen? Good to see you again, quick dick. How's it going? Well, Ashley's going pretty damn good. Now that we got Riverside, kind of, kind of working.

Like a spider monkey. Kind of working? Is it kind of working here? It's working so far. I see how... I got you. You know, the last couple of uploads, all I've heard is you guys complaining about it,

and like, I'm here, it only took me 20 minutes to get connected to it and everything working. So yeah, I don't know what the big deal is. Yeah, yeah, it's been a little bit of a fun process here. But hey, we do what we can here on the Tuesday mashup. Let's start here, fellas. This episode is brought to you by Rohan Rigged Services. Now, I was curious, has the cowboy hat, the beard ever grace the rigs cue? Have you ever, have you ever, you know, or a better question, does Tews think Cues has what it takes maybe that's maybe that's the better question so did you just did you just call me cues two's and cues i know i'm really i'm really messing this up yes i did all right yeah well that's something else

all right yeah as quick dick mcdick ever worked the rigs uh i know you worked around them a bit uh yeah worked around them a lot actually but i'm more i mostly worked well services so i was like uh cement frack coil kind of thing or whatever and uh yeah but to be fair like uh there was there was one consultant that we had for the longest thing that we had for the longest time that would rock the cowboy hat hard hat you guys ever seen those eyes oh those those things are glorious and uh there's there's very few people that are brave enough to rock them and uh i guess i probably can't use his name uh but you know what talisman is long gone now so i mean he did consult for talisman but anyways yeah the guy was a beauty obviously if you're wearing a cowboy hat hard hat you're not

gonna mess around with that guy you know what i mean so uh but i never did wear one i always wore a i was wear a yellow a yellow msa hat kind of thing and i'd always have a tip to the side a little bit so yeah that was that was the style fair enough yeah well that was my color anyways yeah i don't know how how much racism did you have to deal with because i find that that's really the only issue that i have in terms of ongoing stuff is just the constant racism i have to deal with with the yellow act it was no no no no no no just i'll be like hey uh somebody grabbed me a crescent wrench and then some guy will be like, oh, you mean a Saskatchewan socket set? You're like, you motherfucker.

At least where I come from, we don't have to color code our rod elevators because nobody there can count past seven-eights. I always just called the Crescent Ranch a Tum Ranch, but that was because I worked with a lot of guys from Newfoundland. Tom wrench. Got your Tom wrench there, bye. Oh, for sure. Yeah, get me that camera over there.

It's best coined. It's over on the other side of the rig. You know, I sometimes wonder when Rohan's, like, hey, I would love to see what it's like sponsoring this mashup, what it would be like. I don't think they had this envisioned. And I was like, I do. This is where it's at, folks, because they are open for business, hiring all positions. I would love to see QDM, clean-shaven, having to work one day out there.

I think it'd be quite fun. I would not love to see QDM clean-shaven working out there. I've seen it. He looks like a burn victim when he gets his face shaved off. You know what? All up. All of you guys just get your super like defensive when my little baby bun chim comes out. And then everybody's like, oh, man, he's got a little chin dimple.

We never knew. Why does he keep it covered? Well, Rohan is hiring for all positions. Just go to the show notes. You know, someday I hope to get a critique. You'll have a bunch of people your work, you know from back home already probably. and they'll know exactly what you're saying when you say tum wrench. And to be honest, I would never go clean shaven, obviously.

I think what you're trying to do behind the box there too is some kind of a mustache, I think is what that's supposed to be, unless you get a little bit of, might have got a little grease on your upper lip-air kind of thing. It's definitely a mustache, but it's in a very fledgling stage right now. Yeah, so it's, yeah, it hasn't had, you know, the full gamut of time to grow and develop up and create its own ecosystem like some other. Fertilize push hard when you shit and we can only hope for the best, right? If you can bullshit like these two.

Rohan Riggs would gladly have you. And the people are laughing at me, but I'm like, I just want to finish off the bit. Can we just finish off the bit? These two are going to talk about facial hair. Bum chins and everything else. Go to the show notes. They're looking for a warm body right now. I feel like both of you are a warm body sitting in these chairs.

Either way, that's what's out there. the show notes. Can we get to some listener text? Can we do that? Is that fine? Yes. That sounds great. Okay, here we go. Here we go. It was a fun little week last week. First off, our pets' heads are falling off. I'm literally laughing out loud by myself in my bathroom, getting ready for work. So somebody's listening to us while they're combing their hair. You don't comb your hair in the bathroom. There are other things that you do, and I support those things and engaging in them while you're on the porcelain. That's where I do most of my critical thinking and filming so

fucking horrible this morning fuckups everywhere just a gong show and then I started listening to you and two's smiley face that was from a dairy farmer maybe known as the dairy cartel morning great mashup

a little feisty let us know when you guys get the rooster shirts and where we can pick them up and I'm going to stick with the next one as well I'm going in Ottawa Friday I'd offer to deliver that latte to RG Rachel Gilmore on behalf of twos but I I'd be afraid of being accosted by the rooster slurper's henchman. But seems to swing both ways, so who knows, maybe RG is a rooster slurper or slurper.

Finally, I finished the episode. Leave my cows out of this, you rooster slurper. Hey, we have plenty of breweries around M.B. We asked about Manitoba last week. Remember what was the beers out there? We have plenty of breweries around M.B. Check out Tork, one great city, our or little brown jug to name a few. Or little brown jug to name a few.

We also have a few incredible moonshines, dot, dot, dot, allegedly. And then we had this one. Just listening to the Tuesday mashup from Western Manitoba, you guys are great. Club is the beer here. Has anybody heard or tried any of those? I've never heard of any of them. But let's take a moment to appreciate how much these people must love their beer if they took the time to learn to read and write just to send you that text.

So not that I defend Manitoba very often, but I was at the thanks of Farming Tour. and Winkler and I apologize I can't remember the name of the brewery but that beer was really good and they're very ingenuative people there and I heard they get the internet last week so they're going to be catching up really fast so well I mean check out our archives

we got 24 other ones to listen to okay a couple more here because I'm having fun with the fans here no joke on behalf of the dairy mafia to you and yours have a happy Thanksgiving Cartel, the dairy cartel. No, no, this literally says the dairy mafia in this one.

They don't even know what they are. Classic, Manitoba. And it says, yes, I too am another one of those dairy farmer listeners. Hell, you were out with an episode when I wake up. Your show was made for us. And finally, from the dairy cartel tonight, don't you two clowns fuck the show up tonight? So there you go. That's coming in from a lot of dairy people who are a lot pissed at us most of the time.

They're like, there are main. Listenership. I guess maybe we should try and tank the dairy cartels so they can all work for Rohan or something. All right. Here we go. We got a list of topics headlines this week. Let's start here. Something, something, Daniel Smith, I don't care.

Hit the buzzer. I believe what it is. Just do what it says. Just do what it says. Okay, okay. Here we go. We're going to see if this thing works. Hey, we got a buzzer again.

All right. Here we go. Number three. Saskatchewan liking the looks of the Sovereignty Act. This is Scott Moe. Well, I mean, here. Daniel Smith gets elected Premier last week, Premier designate right now because she's not an acting MLA.

And essentially, the impact of that has been already made by a bunch of different provinces starting to take bits and pieces of the Sovereignty Act and starting to maybe talk about it in their provinces. Yes. And Scott Moe was... Is that the lead-up? Well, he literally... Did we give him... As he read the article?

I didn't get sent anything. You guys have learned that I don't do my homework anyway. No, no, we all know QDM hasn't done anything. I read the thing on Scott Moe. What are you talking about? He's been talking like this for the last freaking month and a half since the Sovereignty Act comes out. You're going to give me Daniel Smith wins becomes the new premier

and I got to buzz for that. Fuck you, too, is to start this episode. That's where I'm mad. Happy to help. All right, here we go. Hussein gets Kig Gloves treatment over green light, green lighting, racist. We've literally talked about this like four weeks in a row. Like this has got to be one of our longest standing. Uh, bring, bring, bring Q's up to Q's. Bring QDM for the love of God, John.

Bring QDM up to speed twos. I gotta stop making nicknames. This is going to be the death. A guy by the name of Laith Marouf, who has just like this catalog of racist things he said against, you know, regular people here and there and deplorable people like the French. Uh, He was the anti-hate spokesperson and got a half a million dollars or so from the liberals to go on a Canada-wide tour and talk about how important it is to not be racist. And then they found out that, oh, oh, this guy is just the most anti-Semitic person on planet Earth. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

I think there's been like one person ever who's hated Jewish people more than him. and so anyway he had all these tweets and the liberals found out about them a month before it broke this guy from an Australian newspaper broke that he found all these tweets and then they're like

oh shit we got to fire him and he's fired the next day and then they're trying to backtrack and say well actually you know what this is the update now is they're saying well we knew about it a month ago and we had started the process of removing him. But it takes some time. And it just so happened to magically, you know, culminate the day after all this stuff broke.

So, yeah, it takes some time. And by the way, did you hear about this hashtag that Pierre Paulyab is using in his YouTube videos? Yeah, did you guys hear about that? Yeah, that's what's really important now. That's what's coming up. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that's how the liberals were kind of handling it, wasn't it? Isn't that the way the liberals handle every scam? they have though.

Yes, deflecting something the conservatives are doing. They've got to be doing something. Yeah, it's actually, but like in all reality, like I mean, this is,

this is shit you can't make up. Like, I mean, you just cannot make this up. It happens to you're like, like, are you guys serious right now? This is really what's going on,

though? Well, we really didn't know and we're actually going to be looking into this in depth to see what's going to happen here in the next little while.

Okay, thanks very much. And I mean, how racist is he really? You know, whatever. Like no one said that, but it's just the filibustering that always seems to happen whenever they get caught red-handed in something like this. And then, yeah, we got the Pollyev stuff coming up in a few that we're about to talk about.

So I'm jumping that in your holster. That's okay. I mean, it's just because you never did your homework. Yeah, he didn't do his homework. I never even got sent what I was supposed to do for my homework. That's because we knew you wouldn't read it. And it was a waste of time. And we all can agree with it.

It's like getting to know me or something. The funny thing about it is, is you create an anti-hate organization, and then it's like you didn't even press Google. Like, I love the article, because it literally says, why didn't you just Google them? You could have just Googled them quick, and you would have saw everything come out.

You would have been like, oh, fuck. Like, the Google algorithm, the Google algorithm is actually going to have them going in a different direction from that point anyways. But I mean, you think, like, as far as Google goes, like you open up your computer, you open it up, and the first thing that comes up,

You could just type that guy's name into the first thing that comes up on anybody's computer, and it's going to tell you that he's racist as fuck, and they couldn't even go that far with it. Okay. Okay. Kenny goes out with a whimper. Here's a couple of the lines from the article, okay? It says, and so some of what I see now, this is quoting Jason Kenney, what I call populism with a snarl.

It's not conservatism. It's about tearing things down and blowing things up, and that concerns me, Jason Kenney. on his way out. Mm-hmm. Would you like more? So Jason Kenney is now concerned. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Pretty much. Yeah, he's starting to get worried that he might not be able to keep his job very much longer. Are you guys punking me right now, or is this real shit going on? Where's Ashton? I don't even know what's going on anymore. This is a genuine article where, where, so as Jason Kenny is, trying to gracefully leave and sort of make a name for himself as being some sort of a moderate. And he's just coming across as being somebody who's just grasping for straws of legitimacy.

So I'm really looking for a job in the private sector when this is all over and I would like to go gracefully. He went on to say, I think there's a small but very energized faction of the public here in Alberta and elsewhere, who right now are frankly looking for recrimination. Recrimination. Recrimination. Thank you. On COVID, on vaccines, on issues like these globalist conspiracy theories that are circulating. That's how we left the last part of it. He also said Smith has also held far right adjacent views like immigration would mean extinguishing the Canadian identity and net zero mission goals were magical thinking,

which I find actually quite humorous out of a global article, because if anyone goes back and listens to Daniel Smith, the most criticism I took for having her on is that she believes net zero is possible. possible. And so that is a complete and under bullshit line there. But the rest of it, Jason Kenny, yeah, on his way out, I don't know. I don't know what he's doing. He talked, he tried, instead of just walking out the door, he tried to mess him with politics, well, quite a, quite a bit in his last, what was it, two months? Every couple minutes he had some new thing to say about Daniel Smith. He did more to stir things up on his way out than he ever did on his way in or while he was there. It was just kind of like, oh, clock's running.

out, I guess I better start trying. I wonder why nobody liked me. Liberals grasp straws Pierre Pollyev goes his own way. This is what Mr. QDM's talking about. You know what I love about these articles, fellas, is I actually learn something.

The tag M-G-T-O-W is an acronym for men going their own way. And I'm like, who the hell is putting that in their tweets? Probably quick dick. But other than that, like, I've never seen or heard of this. Okay, first of all, that's not what I thought it was because what I thought that stood for in Tupnel was, man, get a toe. Because you're in the ditch and you didn't need a pull out of wherever you're at anyways. So phone the neighbors.

And man, get a toe. Like, quit trying to wreck the transfer case on Morty because he's already in bad shape. Quit spinning the tires. Quit trying to get back on the road. Man, get a toe. Apparently some kind of a hashtag that people are just catching on to. We've been using it in Tupnel forever. It means something completely different who knew.

How about this? Also in the article It talked about an involuntary celibate or an insul The Insul movement. Had either of you heard of that before? I've heard of any of this shit. I've never heard of any of this shit either.

Thank you for that, Q. The incel stuff is apparently like guys who just can't find any women who want to touch... Can't find a woman. Yeah. Yeah. And then the men going their own way Hey, listen, there's a big group of us.

I haven't been able to get women to touch me for a long time, but I think it's for different reasons. I don't know, whatever. Yeah, it's... There's a group of married men that would share that thought as well, but hey. Yeah, there's basically two camps. There's farmers who live in the middle of nowhere, and dudes who were married, I guess.

All right, but, yeah, the men going their own way, from what I understand, is just guys who think that the system's kind of set up against them and they don't want to lose their shirts in divorce and they feel that there's a big power and balance once you bring marriage into things and so they just don't want to go down that road is what I understand and I'm sure that there's people who are really bitter about things

and there's probably some extremism of some kind like there isn't literally every group right but I mean when you talk about how feminist they think that you know the patriarchy is evil and they need to dismantle it and then there's some guys who say okay well you know what This doesn't really work for me either. I'm going to walk away from it.

And they're like, hey, what are you doing? Where are you going? Get back here. There's no pleasing some people. So is it about now that I'm not allowed to go my own way? I don't. I haven't going my own way for years. I don't know.

If you go your own way, you're somehow anti-something or other-ish. But I, here's what I'm guessing happened is like four or five years ago, because they went back through the last 50 videos that he uploaded to YouTube. And they've all had the. hashtag in it. So there was probably some recommendation of, hey, you know what? If you put these hashtags in your videos, you might get more traction. And so they're like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all the way through.

And then it's just continued on. I go back. Do you really think Pierre has any, does Pierre give two shits? Like, did, you know, this is like, the guy's got bigger things to worry about. He's got a social media team that's put, like, that's doing that for him. And then they're going to pin it on him as, oh, he's. appealing to blah, blah, blah. It's like, come on, guys.

No. Like, I agree with that, but I agree with that. But to be perfectly honest, this whole time, this has been a really startling revelation for me over this last little bit, because I thought they were hash browns up until this point. And then everyone's like, no, it's a hashtag. And I was like, fuck. Liberals try to get back.

Boo. Try to backdate documents to get out of legal trouble. Forget how many days are in April. This is no April fools. joke we are not punking you i can see the look on your face right now quick okay this is okay all i want to say about this one is i figured that this one was going to make it on here but the only thing that could have been worse than backdating them to the 31st of april would have been backdated them to the 3th of april a combination of the 3rd and 5th of april the 3rd

yeah yep yep or or the 3rd of febtober or something like that And like the three of September, in the year, in the year, smiley emoji. In the year's smiley emoji. But this is no big deal. Yeah, it's just, yeah, oh, we back dated them to the 12th of no tober is when we dated those.

Did I hear a nineer in there? Was there a nineer? There might have. No, nineer finishes it off. So we're, we're not done. yet so you can't use a nine or maybe dash 3-0 dash i think that's a media thing i don't know yeah okay but this was for this is a moment of silence that was very awkward that went to well i mean it's just like i well i think everybody was wondering what direction the other people

were going to take things in but this was for a document that got submitted to the courts like a judge had to look at this and so i don't know if the judge like did it get past the judge Did the judge realize that there's no 31st of April? But the other thing that I saw is they were back dating it to persuade a judge. So do we have judges in our system that can be persuaded that there's a 31st day of April? Possibly. Yeah. And also, if I ever get arrested, how do I request that judge?

Or that my ticket be dated by that person. Yeah. Tuesday mashup prediction was right. I'll get a speeding ticket dated 31st. Tuesday MASHP prediction was right. Tellus opened the floodgates with passing along fees to its users. Yeah, this might even... I don't think it was the...

Well, tell us a few months ago said that they wanted to charge credit card fees. This is what I deal with every week. Tews is up north dealing with shitty internet. And half the time I'm like, is he going to say something? Like, his eyes just kind of move funny? Like, they're kind of cross-eyed. Oh, maybe he's got a thought coming to his brain. And then we'll stare at each other.

I'm like, no, no, he's just cutting that little slow-mo he does every once in a while up north. Anyways, what would you like to save what time? Yeah, it has nothing to do with the internet connection. I sure doesn't. Am I assuming that this has to do with the user fees for like MasterCard being passed on to the user of the MasterCard instead of the company bank park? Yeah. Yes. Okay.

Yeah. But it's actually hilarious because all of a sudden everybody's going to be looking very closely at their MasterCard points and being like, oh, you mean if I use this at a small business, they have to pay 2.5% versus I'd have to pay 2.9% or whatever the percentage thing is or whatever you mean, I can't get a free washer and dryer for my house in 10 years. I don't know. Just pay people in cash. Yeah, after paying $3,000 in annual fees. Right. Yeah. You can actually pay a fee to use our card.

after which we will charge a small business as trying to make a living so we can give you a free fucking toaster. Yeah, I don't know. Just use cash or e-transfer money or whatever. I don't know, whatever you do, stay away. Pay cash. Pay cash.

Pay cash. Do whatever you want to do. Yeah. Or you can be like me just trade beef. You know what I mean? That's always a good one. The podcast, you know, you joke about trading beef QDM, but I've literally had...

That was no joke. No, I've been support... You got paid in beef. You got paid in beef, didn't you? 100% I did. Yes, I did. I've been paid in beef. Absolutely.

I got full freezers because of that. I'm like, I ain't fighting this. Hell yes. You see the price of me lately? I like to trade on custom combine. Yeah, you want to trade on some posts and some wire and some stuff or whatever. MasterCard? No, no, thank you.

Oh, I guess the buzzer is gone. Can we talk about PayPal next? Or that'll be next week. Would you like to talk about PayPal? We can talk about it right now. Let's pull an audible. It's an audible? Go ahead.

Absolutely. Absolutely. It's not on the list. Yeah, yeah. So go ahead. We didn't have it. So I think this just came down was today or yesterday or whenever it was. It wasn't, well, maybe I was just checking my phone on the shitter today or whatever. But yeah, so PayPal is actually going to go forward with implementing a fine for users that are, they deem guilty of misinformation or disinformation. You're going to get a $2,500 fine from PayPal. If it's $2,500 is what it was.

So anyways, I guess tomorrow's first quarter. of businesses to disable the use of PayPal on the QDM website because that's pretty fucking gross if you ask me. I don't know. That is, but you're going to run into a problem because they met with a big backlash over that and they've disabled people's ability to cancel accounts on PayPal. Yeah, so you can't cancel a PayPal account right now. So I mean, you could take it off your website, but your account still shows up. It's fine. It's fun. I won't cancel it.

I'll just end the Opie account. And then I will not allow them to use transactions on the QDM Shopify website or whatever. And if Shopify's next, then I guess I'll just go back to curbing it out of the fucking box of Morty. I mean, I did better than anyways. There was less fees involved. A lot of it got really dusty, though. For people who hadn't heard, it was a $2,500, they were going to find people for what they did. Yeah.

Penalty. Yeah. and at this point, everything I do and you do is misinformation at this point. I don't know how many warning labels I got on the bottom of every podcast I do. So I would be broke. Last week's episode. But who the fuck decides what's information and credible information? Who's deciding?

The CRTC. A group of experts. Bill C-11. Let's go. Yeah, that's going to be great. We're all. We're all canceled. We're all moot.

Yeah, I'm glad I can call something. that I hadn't done my homework on and you guys hadn't either. I'm glad to be part of the group now. Yeah, hey, how we doing? Air Canada continues to dogfight with the liberal government. Here's a quote from the article. Air Canada, Air Canada welcomes the removal of these restrictions,

acknowledging that air travel is safe and that the measures were not justified by science, wrote Air Canada chief operating officer and executive vice president Craig Landry. Can I go first? Did you just say dogfight involving? air Canada, does that mean they're going to start pulling 9 Gs into 737? Because

that would be, I would love to buckle in on that ride. I'd be like, first person to pass out, buys me shooters. Unless I'm the first one out. Then that would make you the second person to pass out. If it's the electric plane, you only get 67 seconds of time anyway,

so it doesn't matter. Yeah, you're not really, you don't have enough altitude to even worry about crashing in that thing. They're totally safe. They're just a really wide bus. Okay, but yeah, no, that's just, yeah, you might have been around when we started doing it, but I just started making fun headlines for everything.

So that's, yeah, yeah, but. It was good. It was really good. Thanks, man. So, actually, now that we're, now I get why QDM can't figure out what's going on, because we are kind of punk them because all the headlines are twos now. We were having so much fun with twos writing the headlines. It's an actual article that twos headlines now.

So now we are kind of pulling your leg a little bit of QDM. So that's what happens. You get twos watches fucking Maverick Top Gun, and then all of a sudden you got crazy headlines like that. Got me all excited. Yeah, I hear you. Yeah, which, I mean, it was a great movie. It's the best Star Wars remake I've ever seen.

Tom Cruise. Spaceball's the Maverick. We didn't even get to talk about it. It's because you two fuck. What are you even talking about at this point? How's things going to be at the Gold Horse? What are we talking about? Absolutely.

nothing actually. Absolutely nothing. That's right. That's right. If you're looking for tickets to QDM and 222 minutes, November 5th and Lloyd Minster, hey, just check the show notes because this is exactly what it is. I don't even know what it's going to be. We'll have some fun, though.

There is a meal included, so I mean, you'll have a full stomach. Rampal being blown by winds of change. Continue, please. She then went further telling the government, enough of this woke shit before she realized she had just sworn in the house and quickly apologized, changing it as she laughed profusely. I mean that to woke stuff. Woke stuff.

When is the government going to change all this? Woke stuff. I mean, it's funny, she just kind of, you know what, you're the guest, you go. Go, no, you go. You started already, go. Okay. So she was all about the Buffalo Declaration back in the day

and all about representing Alberta, and then she got really quiet about all that stuff, and then she went weirdly, strangely into sounding really woke. Like she had that one tweet where she was like, I humble myself and acts forgiveness and seek to make things right. I have privilege. I am cis slash straight slash white, but I'm also a woman who works in a system dominated by white maleness.

Are you guys getting a weird echo? You guys getting a weird echo? Okay. It's me and my headset just disconnected for some reason. Sorry, guys. My bad. Oh, yeah, I don't know why you guys have so many issues with Riverside. It's the way to tell the fly, but I mean, you know, this is what happens.

Okay, and so, yeah, I don't really know how to shake her. We just don't have shit hit the side of the fan. Like, the fans at this point, they don't tune in for the headlines. They tune in to see how bad we can mess up Riverside. Even when we got cue here, I got to mute them just so I don't hear my damn voice echoing off me 16 times. Just mute me. Do it. Carry on. Okay, anyway, so she just jumps back and forth between having the different, you know,

it's just whatever seems to be trendy or interesting or she thinks she's going to get some love from seems to be where she goes. And it really is disconcerting from a politician even though they all do it. QDM, you're up. Just start to. Can you still hear me? I don't even know anymore. Trying to pair my headphones. Like, all I'm going to say is, yeah, it just seems to be like, it just seems to be like,

up and down and I'm not sure where it goes. I was trying to speak in hand language, but there's some language or whatever you call it, but then I realized that this is kind of like a podcast, so nobody can see what I'm doing except you too anyways. I was hoping that Sean would have jumped in and been like, here, I'll translate what QDM's trying to say with his hands right now, but in all honestly, why wouldn't you just leave it? And it looked, it looked super scripted, was a little bit of the wrong. I retweeted it because I want to see more of that shit out of more people in the House of Commons of just being real, because it's kind of what I try and personify with my entire social media platform is just being a little bit more real.

You can custom swear and do different stuff and there's people out there that are going to be okay with that. And I'm one of them. And that being said, hopefully I'm not echoing too bad. I'm going to keep trying to get in my headphones to pair. Well, I'm running your microphone, cue. So you literally, when you're, anyways, I got like tears running down my face right now. Oh, I got impaired. I'm back, baby.

Is the echo gone? Oh, there we go. Finally. See, and I can unmute myself. I just heard my mouth while I was laughing because it was going to be... We're not the liberals. That won't be a problem. Oh, man, I just, I wish that I hope the listener, wherever you're at, you're having this much fun. And you know what? That brings me to my, I've been hassle in the audience here off and on.

I've been telling Tuesdays this, you know, for the last like three, four weeks, QDM, we've been throwing out, like, random questions. Just kind of, like, is there anybody from Toronto listening to us that's around concrete trucks? No shit. In Toronto? Toronto? Sure. Yeah, Toronto the 6. You know.

Anyways, we get some feedback from trauma. I'm like, oh, that's kind of cool, you know. And then, you know, we hassle Manitoba and we get some feedback. And then we hassle some other parts and we get some feedback. But here's the thing. We've heard from BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario. I want to know if anyone's listening to us in Quebec. That'd be pretty freaking cool.

Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, P.E.I. I'll even go to the north. Territors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. North West. Yeah. Yukon.

You know what? So like, I honestly hope like, I would love some new places. I was trying to smash retweet and try and share this stuff up or whatever. Like, I have people I know that I see on my YouTube channel, like comment from Toronto and from Quebec and from up north. And I had a lot of people down in the States and everything too. And you just never know where people are listening from or where they've stumbled upon you or whatever. And so anybody that is listening from far away, like, there's a lot of us out there that share kind of the same point of view and just want things normal again

and keep listening keep sharing and let's all just hang out and have beers one day because there's a lot of us out there we just don't know we all exist can you imagine if we had a party yeah with a bunch of people from all across canna and the only stipulation is you got to bring enough of what your beer is to the party so if it was if it was like you know saskatch i'm i'm rolling in with some pilsner and i know that isn't quick dicks but Great Western Pilsner is absolutely quick dix. Sure, there you go. You know what? I was just in Maple Creek. Yeah, the Brew.

Or you mean? Rafter R brewing in Maple Creek. You guys want some good beer? Rafter R. That's good. Rafter R. Yeah, man. Yeah, the voice of Fourth Meridian. Raffter R.

Yeah. Well, I tell you what, if you're tuning in from anywhere in Canada, I want to know what the beer is you're drinking, that's what I want to know. And if we ever, we ever have a shindig where we bring it in people from all over the country. I say bring in your best, because that would be a fun night of taste testing. One time I was in Vietnam,

and I used to always take a six-pack of pill whenever I left the country, and I ran into this guy in Fuquak, which is this island in the Gulf of Thailand, and he was from Saskatoon, and he'd been traveling around for like six months. He hadn't been back in Canada, and I was like, hey, you know what,

I just got to run back to my room real quick. I got to grab something. I come back with, like, my last two Pilsner, And he was just like, no fucking way. Like, just imagine you're literally the antipode of Saskatchewan. And you're in the middle of this vacation and all of a sudden somebody shows up with pill. It was pretty cool. I'd say go-food.

I'd say go-fu quack yourself too. That sounds like a bullshit story. I mean, it was oddly specific for a bullshit story. But whatever. It was actually a... Gay rom-com has flaccid box office numbers. Showrunners blame everyone else. I feel like I need some background on this one.

Okay, here we go. Here we go. Bros is the movie may have fallen into a marketplace netherworld, too straight for gay audiences and two gay for straight ones. A New York Times article in the poor box off of returns of the gay romantic comedy bros said homophobia cannot be ruled out for its underwhelming performance. To give you an idea, it digged 8 million gross against a budget of $22 million.

So they spent $22 million in the first weekend, as we all know, for movies. Majority of them, that's their biggest weekend and only did $8 million. Sounds like farming, but okay, keep going. You made $8 million farming? No, I just lost a whole bunch. That's all. So, I don't know. Same thing.

Yeah. Yeah, maybe. I just found the whole thing really interesting. I saw ads for this. I don't know. Maybe someone's going to make a joke about, you know, the niche marketing, you know, that they do. But I saw a whole bunch of ads for this on Twitter leading up to it.

And I never went and saw it. But I found it really interesting that it's just this ongoing trend with, you saw it with She-Hulk, you saw it with Captain Marvel, you saw it with, shoot, the new Lord of the Rings show. And it's just even you go back to like that, all-female ghostbusters. Yeah, audiences aren't. audiences aren't tuning in because they're misogynist or racist or whatever the word is and maybe it just isn't a good movie probably just isn't a good movie well like like okay fair enough but like yeah but like hold on my but like

but like that being said to's uh i did not see the movie that we're talking about i also have seen none of the movies that you just mentioned so like i mean i'm not purposely not trying to watch any movies i just kind of don't watch movies Sure. Okay. All right, fair enough. So the ones I'm talking about, I'll say, are ones that worry more about being preachy than being good. And as a result, people who want to be entertained aren't entertained by them, I would argue.

But then the backlash is, yeah. We talked about Shee Hulk. And that was the reason people were pissed about it was because on IMDB, an online movie site, you can go on and before you've seen the movie you can type in your review of it which makes zero sense so I kind of give She-Hulk a little bit of a pass because I'm like that makes zero sense

I mean I haven't watched the entirety of it you haven't watched it dude I've watched the first three episodes and I'm like yeah whatever it's one of those shitty Marvel shows what I can't have that opinion

but they used to make shitty Marvel shows they used to make awesome ones. No, they made shitty Marvel shows, too. Come on. Ant Man was terrible the first one. The first Captain Marvel was terrible. Ant Man was awesome. Iron Man 2 was terrible.

I'll tell you, Iron Man 2 was terrible. But Iron Man 2 made Ant Man look like Iron Man 1. I'm telling you. They made an Iron Man 2? Okay, but here's, okay, just for perspective, here is a headline about this movie. Here's a headline about this particular movie. Bro's sex scene used a $30,000 butt rig to simulate rimming, then cut it out of film.

So this is the movie that they're surprised nobody wanted to watch. That's the headline. You can read the article if you want, but I don't think you did. Go back to 2005, okay? Now, 2005, Brokeback Mountain is remembered today as the groundbreaking and critically acclaimed film that remains one of the most successful LGBTQ films ever and it grossed

$178 million off of a $14 million budget. If it's a good movie people will go watch it even if it's uncomfortable about what they're talking about. If it's a shit movie people just move on. It's as simple as that. I watched the preview for it and I went I just, I don't care and I think of that about a lot

of movies right now. It doesn't have to be LG, it doesn't have to be whatever. Okay, that's fair, but like, I, okay, like full transparency, I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, but at the same time, I have not seen Jurassic Park either. So, like, am I the criminal here? I don't know, I just don't fucking watch movies. I don't know what to tell you.

Are you a dinosaur phobe? Are you a dinosaur? You know what? I watched Top Gun the original one a little while ago, and it was very good. The cinematography was incredible. It made me want to go join the. U.S. Navy. Did you watch the

new one at least, QD? Did you go watch the Top Gun Madden? No, they don't have it. They don't have it at the theater in Foam Lake and I don't know

where else to get it. When was the last time you went to a movie theater? Regina. Who goes to Yorkton only when you're hauling canola and they don't like it when you bring Blue Ball downtown

and they get all pissy? So when was the last time you were to a movie theater? Like in a theater? Like in a theater Yeah bag of popcorn Unnecessary roughness

I remember it well It was in film like we were young Oh no no It was like unnecessary roughness with the guy And he played football And there was a girl kicker that came in And everyone was like oh a girl can't kick And I was like yeah no they can't right

And then I guess we got taught that they could But she wasn't allowed to Change in the same change room and everything And that was it and the guy drove a tractor. That's what I remember about it. Is it necessary roughness or unnecessary? No, I feel like as unnecessary roughness.

It was kind of a shitty football movie. And then I think it was before or after Mrs. Delfire played at the theater. Do we just get better movies in Saskatchewan than you guys? Yeah, it was somewhere in there. Yeah, that sounds about right. Are you pulling my life right now? You realize where we're all from, right? What a fuck?

Everybody say you want to go to a one of these plays? pay $20 for fucking tin of popcorn and a goddamn pop? No, thanks. No, you bring in your own stuff. They don't stop you. I bring a cooler full of stuff every time I go to the movie. I took my boot flask away from me. How are you getting your boot searched in a movie theater? What the hell? I'm a nefarious character. You go through the metal detector and toughnull or what? They keep telling me it's the hat, but I don't believe them. I don't know. Hey, they got to comb all the, like they got to comb all the crumbs out of your beard just in case you snack on them in the theater too, or what? Nobody can get all the crumbs out of my beard.

Never. Not happening. Oh, my goodness. Let's go into some good news for the week, all right? Okay. I can't, here's what I can't figure out, is if Toos was trolling me this week. The headline is, new pumpkin record set in New England. Do you know why I think that, Toos?

Do you have any idea why I think that? that. Honestly, no. Okay, so Jamie Graham brought a 2480-pound pumpkin to the fair and won the entire contest. That was in New England, this giant pumpkin, right? I'm like, oh, that's a cool story. Yeah. Here's a better one, okay? A Lloyd Minster man has set a record for the largest pumpkin ever grown in Canada, according to Pumpkin Festival. Donald Cruz grew a gourd that tipped the scales at 2,537 pounds. And he said it hit over 50,000. pounds a day of growth. And that was in the Smoky Lake Festival.

Let's forget my story and talk about yours then. I didn't know. Literally this like a week and a half ago. I was like, does Tews realize that and now I got cute with his hand? He had no idea. Fire away, QDM. I have a question. What's the difference between a pumpkin and a gourd?

I think a gourd is like the overarching thing with squashes and whatnot. If I'm, I don't know, I could be wrong. Can we get this right? Is this a record fucking pumpkin or? record gourd or are they the same things? I think all pumpkins are gords

but not all gourds are pumpkins. I know a few gords that would be very upset with that statement but I've heard that how you get these things to grow this big is you like inject them with milk every day. Is there any truth? You probably inject them with lead. Do they get tested for roids when they

come to the fair and get weighed? I'm not sure how this works. Did you guys see that video from a couple weeks ago? Do the pumpkins test the Fishing Derby? I don't know. No. There was a fish in derby where they caught the guy like putting weights in the fish. Putting weights in his fish.

I did see that. That was freaking wild. Yeah, they just start just cutting them open. They're like, dunk, dunk, dunk. Throw them in a box. And people are losing their shit. He almost gets hauled off. Here's the difference.

Okay, what is the difference between a pumpkin and a gourd for QDM? When comparing the two, gords are mostly ornamental in type. On the contrary, pumpkins are edible and are eaten when ripe. Another difference that can be seen between the two is that gourds can only be dried when mature and pumpkins can be roast, is baked, steam, or boiled when mature. There you go.

Well, shit. Most gourds I've met have glorious mustaches, but it might have to do with their name. Well, boys, thanks for another, I don't know, I cried a little bit. I had a good time. Hopefully it rings through a little bit for the listener. I appreciate you both hopping on.

and if anyone is so inclined in the area of Lloyd Minster, I want to make a little bit of a road trip, November 5th at the Gold Horse Casino, these two will be on stage with yours truly, and hopefully, well, I assume there will be a little bit of side-split in action that night as well with you two on stage. But either way, boys, thanks for hopping on for mashup number 25. I don't know how the hell we got here, twos, but here we sit.

Quit discounting. Quit discounting yourself in this, because Sean's going to be up there too chatting away, right? This isn't just going to be, you're not just going to be the guy putting the curtain up and down. That's what my job. I mean, yeah, I'm pretty good at it. I heard I heard you were going to do 15 minutes of stand-up, Sean. That's what I heard.

15 seconds is what it is. I also heard that, I also heard that QDM is going to make his live musical debut at that show. That should be interesting. Oh, well, that should be interesting. Oh, really? Yeah, like not the whole thing's not going to be a musical, but yeah. The whole thing is a musical, and then nobody came, you know? I think it just became a musical.

You know what? You know how many times I've been a kid and you go into some movie? Probably just once, but I mean, we're also. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, you too. Fucks. Anyways. And we, can we virtually high five right now, too?

Same joke. Hi-five. Here, I'm just going to, I'm just going to mute both QDM and twos there. Uh, any time I went into a movie. I can unmute myself. I know you can, you dicks. Anyways, and it was a musical. You know how, like, deflated you were?

Like, you think it's going to be like this great comedy or this great show, and then they all start singing. You're like, shit. It's time to go. It's time to go. Have you ever seen South Park bigger, longer, and uncut? I don't know, maybe. It's the greatest musical ever. What would Brian Baitano do?

Blame Canada. Come on, guys. I can't be the... Blame Canada is actually pretty good. It's not even a country anyways. Yep. Yeah, or shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker. I'm going to bed.

So good night, you fucks, and thanks for hopping on. Take care, boys. All right, we'll see you guys later. Bye.