Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #34
Episode Date: December 13, 2022222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include great white supremacy, the NHL trans hockey game, Danielle Smith & a dog that whoops ass. Ro'han Rig Services is hiring all posit...ions to find out more send them an email: office@rohanltd.com or call 780-872-7887 For more information visit: rohanltd.com Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500
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There we go.
Okay, so explain to me why every time you talk about three trees and you're doing the ads for them,
it's just go check it out and make a reservation and I never do.
But you never talk about how awesome the food is there.
I was there the other day for supper and the food was awesome and then we had notches after that.
I thought for sure you're going to bring a Browns.
I didn't want to specifically shit talk a company no matter how much things are.
Yeah, you have to talk in the mic here.
Okay.
I'm going to talk into it.
Yeah, I didn't want to specifically shit talk a certain company.
So I was like, okay, well, let's talk about how good free trees is,
rather than how bad the guys across the street on.
Because that's probably the best bar nachos I have ever had.
My nachos are better, but they're absolutely phenomenal, their next level.
You know, it's funny, folks.
Me and Twos get to do this for the first time in studio,
except if we're not doing it in studio, we're doing it at Sean's kitchen table.
Which is like two blocks away from.
of your studio. I'm so confused by this.
I'm parenting. I'm parenting.
You know? I'm parenting.
Anyways, I know that people are going to be like,
you guys just talked over the total intro song.
I tell you what, a brother of mine gave me a good idea.
So at the end of the podcast, just hang out.
We'll see if we can't get you of this song and let you listen to it
and not have us two knuckleheads talk about it.
As for three trees, you were absolutely right.
The bar nachos there are top notch.
wife and I have ordered those in multiple times because they're just that good.
But there's a reason why I speak so highly at three trees.
The food there is terrific.
Terrific.
But you never talk about the food.
You always just talk about how you never make reservations.
Because if you're going to go get their awesome food, you need a reservation.
That's me.
Date nights.
Welcome to Mashup 34.
This is a different look for us this week.
So if you're looking for the video, there is no video because Tews is in Lloyd.
and I'm parenting and we're doing it like old school at the kitchen table.
So, you know, we're having a little bit of fun tonight.
Absolutely.
It never seems to be a week goes by.
We don't have a few issues.
And I mean, this week has, you know, not been kind.
Let's hire somebody already.
They wouldn't be able to deal with us to, yeah.
Oh, they'd quit.
They'd quit.
They'd be like, what the fuck is this about?
I mean, it's been a little bit interesting.
All right.
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All right, well, we got the clock set to 22 minutes, 22 seconds today.
I think this is the third week.
I've been trying this out.
I don't know if we ever hit that number, but, you know, it's fun to try.
It's fun to have a bull.
Like, this is just like whose line is it anyway, where the rules made up and the points don't matter.
And neither does the timer.
Yeah, pretty much.
Pretty much.
Actually, that's pretty much this show, isn't it?
All right, timer is started.
Here you go.
You don't go woke and fucking Quebec.
Woke goes.
At a time when most institutions are busy playing defense against woke activists, Canadians need inspiration to push back against ideologies that we know in our gut are simply wrong.
enter Quebec Premier Francois, Legault Coalition Avenue, Quebec.
The CAC party.
Yeah, whatever.
Government, yeah, correct.
On December 7th, the National Assembly passed a motion that expresses a commitment to merit-based hiring on university campuses
and rejects the imposition of racial or gender quotas by the federal government.
News, is that music to your ears, twos?
Absolutely.
This is the pendulum starting to swing.
not it's not like it's going back far in the other direction. It's just kind of settling where it should
have been in the first place. I mean, if you think that hiring people based on merit is a stupid
idea, look at the way our liberal cabinet has been. Look at all of the talentless people that
have been fucking up every bit of the entertainment industry for years. Look at Henry Cavill and
having to leave Witcher because they just wanted to fill quotas and they didn't care about the
source material. This is a guy. This was his passion project for years, and he walked away from it
because of all this woke bullshit. I didn't know that. I also didn't finish the first season,
so I'm sorry. I guess I wasn't that into Witcher. It was okay. You should read the books.
Yeah, I probably should have. Yeah, I probably should have. No, it's not too late. You should.
Oh, I should read. I should read them. Like stop the recording and start reading. They're that good.
I tell you what, if this happens anywhere but Quebec,
I think maybe the pendulum swinging back the other way.
Quebec is like the start.
It's almost like the pendulum still swinging.
It's just slowing down because Quebec has always been very like the independent.
Thank you.
Yeah.
They kind of just do what they want and everyone's just scared to say boo against them
because there's so many votes there.
Like maybe we could address that at some point.
Yes, we're back to the old buzzer, folks.
This is old school today.
You're going back in time by like three weeks.
This is the throwback.
Before we had any of the advanced technology,
you guys have come to know and love in the month of November.
Access to information has little access and less information.
According to Maynard, the government failed to meet its legislated timelines
on more than 30% of the 400,000 or so access to information requests made in the last year.
One Ottawa-based researcher, Michael Dagg, was told he could have.
he would have to wait 80 years.
80 years.
He's not even going to be alive at that point.
No shit.
80 years for records he asked from the public,
or from the library in Archives Canada
about some RCMP operations.
That particular delay may be extreme,
but delays stretching for months into years
for relatively routine records requested
are now increasingly common.
You know...
Get into the repercussion section of it, though.
That's the crux of the...
this article is that there's no penalties, repercussions, liabilities associated with it,
there's no punitive damages. It just goes into a spreadsheet and that's it. If they fuck up
all of this access, any of this access to information, there's never any consequences for any of
these assholes not doing their job. I mean, if we quit doing our jobs, we would get fired.
but with them it's almost part of their job to not do their job.
Yeah.
Do you think that's why politicians and people up high are just like, man, like 30%,
just make it part of that 30% that never gets access for 80 years?
I'll be dead and gone and what's the big deal?
Well, and I mean, like there's so many arbitrary blackouts and things like that
within the information that people do get.
Like remember when Polyev held up those entire.
pages where literally everything was blacked out. Like you can't tell me that you need to hide the
page number because of access to information or the header at the top or maybe like the odd
adjective? You could have the word the in there somewhere. Like just just leave that one word
out. Okay. So I want to preface this next article by saying that I feel like I'm talking like
Donald Trump right now. Anyways, I'm talking with my hands. It's because we're in
person. The dairy cartel is slamming on the brakes right now and is about ready to scream at the,
so I've just prefaced it. I'm about to get a long voicemail on the phone. I'm glad that it's
silence. So fire away, man. You want to give me four minutes? I'm good with it. Anyway, here's your
headline. Dairy cartel is curdling the market. Yep. Milk prices in Canada are expected to go
up again in the new year. The Canadian Dairy Commission said Tuesday it has approved an increase in
Farmgate milk prices of about 2.2%
Hmm, interesting.
I feel like you guys are doing that on purpose.
Or just under two cents per liter.
Effect of February 1st, 20203.
The Crown Corporation, which oversees Canada's
dairy supply management system, said the increase is based
on the rising cost of production.
It comes after the commission approved two price hikes in 2022,
a 2.5% increase or roughly two cents per liter in September
and an 8.4% increase or 6%
or six cents per liter in February altogether the total 12-month farm gate milk price increase amounts to roughly 10 cents per liter or 13.1%.
13.1%. And somehow I feel like you can do a little math and get 2-2-2 out of that. Hey, that's just me going back to your latest podcast.
You can do any math and get 2-2-2 out of literally anything. So, yeah, I mean off the top of my head, 131 is kind of drawn blanks.
Anyways. Anyways. Anyways, I got I got to.
the dairy cartel. He's swearing at the radio
right now because he wants to know what you're about to say. I'm
curious what Toos has to say about this.
I just find it incredibly interesting
that we,
we being the dairy cartel that I'm
in no way a member of
continue to justify
its existence rather than opening it up to the free
market and not arbitrarily
raising prices 13.1
percent.
What's that? My phone
dingin, ding, ding, ding.
Honestly, we should
Okay, I don't know.
Do you think maybe we could have him on next time we got an article like this?
Yeah, I think that'd be,
now he's fist pumping.
Like, I think people need to understand.
I'm going to pause the clock here for a second.
I think they need to understand how many people from the dairy side of the world
listen to this.
I find it astounding.
How many of them text me and are like,
you're a fucking absolute buffoon when it comes to the dairy side of the things.
and I should have some people on out.
Listen, I'm sitting here saying, hey.
Tell us how we're wrong.
Well, they have.
I texted you half of it.
Probably dairy cartels.
Yeah, but they don't get,
I want to hear the economics of it,
not just, oh yeah, it's really important
because it feeds families.
I get that.
Every job feeds families.
That doesn't make it special.
You're not unique.
You were not a snowflake in this.
Where I'm going with it is how can you justify it?
What do you guys think?
A special Tuesday mashup,
episode 35 where we bring the dairy cartel on alongside twos and they talk about it and I try and
mitigate or mediate not mitigate mediate and see how it goes that would be interesting I was thinking
that you know we're probably just we probably just got the one more week before we take some time off
for Christmas and we should do something special for it why not fire it up with the dairy cartel
yeah like let's just burn this whole thing down we'll lose half our listenership
I tell you what
my phone is probably blowing off the hook right now
because somewhere he can sense we're talking about it
and this could be interesting
either way.
They probably planted bugs in all of our homes.
Oh probably.
It's probably just like, hey, I heard you guys say dairy cartel.
What's going on?
It's funny.
I love just saying dairy cartel over and over again
because I know it pisses them off.
Anyways, I love all my listeners.
I just love to do it because it, you know,
it rouse them up and then and then people text and he's not the only one i shouldn't you know anyways
haymakers abound at mostly peaceful hockey game uh okay so we got we got two stories here okay
we got we got the boston arizona uh in arizona at their new rink that's you know this tiny
little barn all hockey fans know about it but essentially they moved in as u built uh so the
college team built a new arena uh that houses i forget the number and somebody can quote me on it
It's like 8,000 people or some damn thing.
It's pretty small.
Basically, if you fill up the penalty boxes,
you kind of double the seating attendance for two minutes or four minutes depending on.
No, I was wrong.
I was way high.
5,000 seat arena.
5,000 for NHL.
And they still don't fill it.
Okay, anyways.
So the video is of a brawl going on in the stands.
And a woman gets like haymakered and it is.
I wish we were doing video for this because it's so awesome.
awesome the dude comes in, flies across like three rows, and just superman's this chick,
and her hair flies around, and you guys want equality, this is what it looks like.
I tell you what, to me, when I watch the video over and over again, because you can't stop.
Once you've watched it, once you're like, oh, man, I've got to see that again.
Anyways, he looks like he stopped for a second.
He's like, ah, shit.
But then everybody is like, all hell breaks loose.
I mean, there was a small amount of hell that broke loose originally,
but all hell broke loose after he just laid that woman the fuck out.
The cop like grabs it, jumps a guy, slides down like four, four rows.
Yeah.
Man, there's only four rows in the stadium.
I only sits 5,000, but from the top, it's perfect.
Anyways, it's perfect.
The other thing that I wrote, I didn't, you know, leave it to twos to show me something that I missed.
Okay.
This is what I do.
Yeah, pretty much.
During the all, okay, all you NHL fans out there across Canada, okay?
During the all trans draft tournament held between November 19th and 20th and Middleton, Wisconsin,
did anybody, did anybody know about this?
Did anyone know about this?
Do you have any kind of a background in Wisconsin maybe?
Yeah, yeah.
You might know a little bit about this place.
Anyways, one biological female athlete was left concussed after a biological male athlete
pushed the other athlete to the ground.
According to journalist Jonathan Kaye writing for Quillette,
player 91 on Team Black, they can't even give names.
They don't want it.
A self-described female to male, transdrender player,
was pushed to the ground by player 90 of Team Pink
who self-describes as a bisexual trans woman.
The tournament was organized under Team Trans,
which, according to Kay, is a Massachusetts-based
transgender hockey club promoted and financed by the NHL,
the NHL, as a part of the excellent.
Celebrating diversity and inclusion mission.
It's everywhere.
I don't know, man.
I think they're on thin ice.
More than 80 athletes, let me finish this.
You're going to make me laugh and bust up here.
More than 80 athletes played being split up into six teams.
Kay noted that however these teams were split up,
the results were lopsided as a single team, Team Pink,
ended up stacked with physically imposing biological men, i.e. trans women.
and by no coincidence,
that team also went on
to become the tournament champion.
There, I'm trying to hold it together.
I mean, just imagine how difficult it would be
to be the announcer for that.
You know, you just, you got some scrum in the corner.
Puck comes out to the middle.
Dude puts it low center,
and you're like, oh, he snuck it in the...
Can we say that?
Can we say five hole?
Ah.
I don't even know what to say.
Like, I just...
Just hit it.
Just get it.
Two sent this to me and I'm like, like, where was I?
Like, it's in the province or provinces.
It's in the state that I played hockey and everything.
I mean, like, anyways.
What a bunch of cheeseheads.
Pretty much.
NDP moves from crayons to paint.
Did everybody see the...
Again, we should really have a video for this way.
I know.
This would have been a perfect video week?
But have you seen the portrait of Rachel Notley where she looks hot?
Like, let's just be honest.
She looks good luck.
She looks smoking.
and hot. Yeah. She looks about if a painting can look good looking I mean but you get the point.
She looks she looks like 25 years younger where we just something like that. Yeah, some 25, 30 years. It's
hard to say, but she looks absolutely nothing like how she looked in between the years that she was
premiered, which are 2015 to 2019. The other really interesting thing I saw about that. Look at her
hair. Are you looking at it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So she's got the long flowing locks. Yeah.
They're probably even longer than they are right now.
Sure.
Between 2015 and 2019,
she went through various iterations of the stereotypical Karen haircut.
But she didn't want to be forever immortalized in Parliament as a Karen,
despite the fact that it's incredibly fitting.
And so she went with a haircut that she never, ever had during her years as Premier.
And said, could you take my, you know, like a good, probably Tinder profile?
Could we take the picture of me 15, 20 years ago and maybe cut out some of the blemishes and boom?
Yeah, like honestly, if you're in the dating game right now and you want to, you know, get something good on Bumble or Tinder or whatever, I would just go with whatever filter she had because it was phenomenal.
Oh, man.
I act like I've never been on Tinder my life.
I'm dating myself, honestly.
Have you ever been a Tinder, man?
Did you Tinder?
I was on it for a little while.
You Tinder?
I thought absolutely.
It was just a complete waste of time.
How did you meet women with just a box over your face?
I'm pretty here that way.
Did you get some pretty weird fetishes that way?
I am pretty, yeah, I'm much more attractive with the box over my face.
Actually, you know what?
I don't know.
I had probably the most interesting profile write-up that just...
I bet you you did.
Yes.
I bet you did.
You probably had a little sweet,
little two, two, two in there as well.
No, I didn't play on that.
Shark Week guilty of great white supremacy.
Mm-hmm.
If you tune into Discovery Channel's Shark Week coverage,
you might get the false impression that all sharks are dangerous
and all shark experts are white men.
I'm not shitting you.
A new study looked at more than three decades of shark week content
and found that the vast majority of experts shown were white men.
What's more than the tone of the coverage has tended to focus on the most
dangerous shark species, often playing up people's fears of the endangered ocean predators.
I mean, really, think about it. If Shark Week was just a bunch of placid fish in an aquarium tank,
do you think it would achieve the notoriety and just supreme level of awesomeness it is right now?
Like, I feel like all of Shark Week should be a national holiday. And we've got national holidays
for absolutely everything else at this point. Why are sharks being left out? But this is just
the fact that someone even thought to point out how racist shark week is and how there's just nothing but white men,
I don't know, as a white guy who finds sharks really interesting, maybe I'm just a walking stereotype.
I just, the news doesn't surprise me anymore, Tews.
You know, like, I think you can't find a ridiculous headline.
And every week, you find something where I just go, like, what am I supposed to be?
to say to this.
What am I supposed to say that they're finding Shark Week racist?
How do you feel about the fact that you paid for that article to be written, Sean?
Well, that does hurt me.
That was, yeah, that's CBC, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about a lot of things in Canada right now.
What do you want me to say?
I mean, we just pointed out that Shark Week is racist.
So stop watching Shark Week.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe it's just because we're so far away from sharks where we live and grew up and
everything like that.
But yeah.
Sharks are a brief,
like,
can you just imagine,
like,
who would you get,
um,
who could narrate the story
of a shark just being a nice thing?
And you just pet them and they're nice.
And don't worry about the razor teeth.
Um,
let's just,
oh,
the,
Sharkshack redemption.
Morgan Freeman.
Morgan Freeman.
Oh,
yes.
They're like,
I'd like to tell you that the jellyfish
fought the good fight.
But shark week is not a fairy tale.
Yeah.
Uh,
uh,
I don't know.
I was bugging twos before, you know, when we first started.
I said, maybe we should just have a podcast.
Fuck the Tuesday mashup because we're sitting here and we're,
shit's going sideways and this and that.
We should have just sat and bullshit.
Anyways, number nine.
We can always do that at any other point two.
At any point, too.
Number nine, Premier Smith solves the Tylenol crisis.
Tylenol is now evil.
This is going, she announced this just this week.
Alberta Health Services has procured 5 million bottles of children's,
basically ibuprofen, Tylenol, etc.
And we'll distribute the drugs across the province first and then across Canada,
the government says.
And of course, her critics have come out and pointed out that these drugs can be harmful and everything else.
Yeah, which is literally anything in ridiculous quantities.
I mean, if you get too much water in you, you will drown and then a shark will eat you.
Right?
And so, but yeah, it's just, it's, it's funny how there's these hysterical people that no matter what happens, they've got to find some way to make the people that they don't like in politics come across as the bad guys.
Like, oh, oh, we're all out of Tylenol in this entire country and everybody's, the knee jerk is to always look at the federal government because it's across the whole country.
And Daniel Smith said, well, you know what?
he's kind of a schmuck well i assume she said this she probably did uh he's kind of a schmuck what if we just
took care of this ourselves and and became less reliant on the federal government in the process
and generally speaking i think that's the right answer for all of this stuff you know on a
complete side no not really because it's daniel smith she gonna win in me and is she going to win in
the land side or do you think it's going to be like very close
I think it's too early to start speculating.
The pieces haven't even been set on the board, let alone got in motion yet.
One of the things is going to be how much Rachel Notley wants to play up COVID and how much truth comes out.
Now that Daniel Smith and her team have access to all of the stuff that went on behind closed doors and what she chooses to disseminate about that.
I think that she's probably laying a decent trap there.
It'll be interesting to see what happens with that.
But you think it's going to be a fight.
Well, the problem is, is, okay, so Edmonton is going to be landslide NDP
because they're, they are what they are.
Rural Alberta is going to be landslide UCP.
And it's going to come down to Calgary.
But the question is, is just, not the question, but the situation, I guess, is that,
Calgary is getting
it's just losing the plot
it's becoming just as bad as Edmonton
in a lot of different ways
and I find it absolutely baffling
I'm very glad on a daily basis
that I no longer live there
I mean you had the dude shooting
the other guy with a flare gun
in the C-Train station a few weeks ago
you've got you've got people
that don't want to take the C-Train
because of all the drug addiction and stuff like this
and all of these progressive things, the bike lanes taking precedence in snow cleaning.
Nobody uses bike lanes in the winter, right?
And just all of this stupid stuff that's piling up and the union is getting more and more control
and it becoming more and more expensive.
And the only people who want to stay are the ones insulated from the consequences
because they either benefit from them or they're just on a completely separate track.
And so the demographics, I think, long term, are going to change to where Calgary goes just as orange as Edmonton does.
But it's a question of when.
That was a scary thought, honestly.
But when Daniel got elected, I thought she was going to win in the third ballot.
And then it took to what, the seventh or the sixth or the sixth or whatever?
Sixth, yeah.
Well, I mean, that's probably just a testament to the quality of the other.
combatants, right?
I mean...
Maybe.
No, I think some of them were absolute garbage.
Well, we know for sure a few of them
were absolute garbage, but when it comes to politics,
I was, you know, I hope for like third
because I'm like, then it shows that things are actually changing.
When it goes that deep, I went, oh, man.
So when I see you go, well, the game board hasn't even been set yet.
I'm like, yeah, that's probably more close to what the truth is.
I mean, look at when Rachel Notley won her leadership, I mean, the NDP were a bunch of nobodies.
I bet you there's probably maybe a thousand or two thousand people at most who decided who the premier was between 2015 and 2019.
Well, I didn't want to pull us into too much chit-chat about the election, but I mean...
Well, here's the other thing.
And I told you to bring this up because it was going to tie in well.
And you didn't, you son of a bitch.
Oh, what are we talking about?
Daniel Smith in Germany?
Yes.
Oh, here, here, I'm going to pull it up.
I'm going to pull it up.
I don't know if anyone's seen the tweet from Daniel Smith.
Daniel Smith.
My response to Europe, free yourselves of Russian energy.
Alberta is ready to help.
I'm planning a trip to Germany soon to talk about de-leveraging Russia's hold over European markets for generations.
Yeah.
So this is the exact same thing as the Tylenol, except with exporting rather than importing.
So when Trudeau says, oh, there's no case for natural gas, and then they go,
Germany goes to Qatar and signs a 15-year deal, well, Daniel Smith says, well, I don't really
care what Trudeau says.
We're going to be able to figure something out, and he can eat my balls.
Yeah, she's got a lot of fighting her.
It's fun to watch because she isn't getting pushed around right now.
You know, I know a lot of people were worried at the start when she was apologizing
and apologizing, you know.
And she is pushing the envelope right now.
Yeah.
Honestly, I think there's so many different things that we as provinces, as communities,
should be pushing more towards the smaller solutions rather than the big ones.
So like First Nations water.
How many more decades are we going to sit and wait for the federal government to solve this problem
with a bunch of bureaucrats in Quebec?
Fuck no.
You listened to Wednesday's episode with Sundance.
Jocelyn Berziak, because the amount of people she has to go through for her project right now,
I joke something along the lines of, I can just hear two saying how fat bureaucracy is.
Because that's in a province.
That isn't even in the country.
So when you talk about solving the little problems of water wells and everything else,
I 100% agree with it.
It's like, let's figure it out.
They can't figure it out.
So let somebody else take a crack at it, right?
And, you know, people are going to push back and say, oh, well, I mean, you know,
you're just wasting money because the federal government's already paying for it,
but there's no solutions.
There's no solutions being presented.
And at what point do we want to become masters of our own destiny?
I say sooner than later.
Here's your happy news for the week.
Coyotes fighting everyone this week.
A two-year-old great Pyrenees,
livestock dog displayed his heroic actions by protecting his sheep from a dozen coyotes.
So 12 coyotes last month.
Casper managed to kill eight of the coyotes, saving all the sheep in his care, and then disappeared while he was chasing him off.
The next day, this is a quote, so the next day we thought we could find him.
We thought he must have been killed, and so we were looking for him.
If he wasn't killed, we figured he was hurt.
We knew he was hurt because we found parts of his tail and blood and other things, so we were worried about him.
Two days later, he showed back up to the house in the pen where he popped his head up out of the chicken hut.
He looked like death.
I mean, he looked terrible.
And he came home and he just kind of looked at me like,
boss, stop looking out bad I look and just take care of me.
You know, we talked about the boss bear.
Here's Casper, the freaking great pyrenees,
whooping, killing 8 or 12.
Just killing Kuyots all over the place, right?
And I mean, like, what a tough son of a literal bitch.
I get it.
I'm just, I'm still an amazement that he, you know,
like, you know, when they talk about it.
talk about great piranies because like I've heard they're they're a great dog and I've heard
I don't know anything about them I've heard for reasons this little fluff ball and you're like
this this little fluff ball just went absolute that just went absolute ape shit on a bunch of coyotes
and just just wrecked them summarily. Yeah I I um I uh great Pyrenees first off isn't a little
fluffball let's I'm great pierre how the fuck do I
spell you great Pyrenees.
They're giant dogs, too's.
They're a big, big dog.
Well, there's nothing for perspective in the picture, so it just, it looked like it could
have been a larger small dog.
How big?
Come on you.
Mail, 82 centimeters height, weight is anywhere between 45 to 73 KGs.
So that's what?
Almost 200 pounds, yeah?
73.
No.
KG 2 pounds.
So you're looking at like 165, 170.
Okay, 160, 161.
Okay.
That's still a large freaking dog.
Anyways, it took a round of it, some coyotes.
And I've heard that about great paronies.
Not that, not about coyotes, just that they're very protective and you don't fuck with them.
You know who else is really good for taking out coyotes?
Donkeys.
I was going to say a 22, or not a 22, duh, a 22.
I was going to say a rifle, but hey, that's me too.
Yeah, yeah, anything.
I mean, 22's a bit small, but, I mean, two 70s are great for coyotes.
We, we downstairs in the house just a couple nights ago, us, myself, my wife, and three kids had a Nerf gun fight.
I was chuckling because the one Nerf gun has a clip of eight.
And I'm like, where in the day, Trude is going to be illegal?
Trudeau is going to come from this sucker.
Anyways, I appreciate you doing this in person.
I don't know if we're going to get to do this again before Christmas.
And you're right.
With Christmas around the corner, certainly there will be a mash-up 35, but I guess we better foreworn.
listeners that maybe there will be a slight break as we break between here and the new year
because that may come to fruition.
And if that does, we better forewarn them to the dairy cartel who's been now.
He's writing, he's writing furiously.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's probably written entire pages already and sent multiple voices.
Are you up for that challenge?
It's not really a challenge.
I just, I like it when people can explain to me how I'm wrong.
And I think this could be really fascinating.
I'm going to argue with them.
If I bring, if we bring, bring, bring the dairy cartel on to tell why twos is a fucking idiot,
or maybe Sean, that's, I'm fine with that too.
I'm sorry, you're, you're wondering if I'm going to argue about whether or not I'm a fucking idiot?
No, I'm going to, probably yes.
Okay, perfect.
Well, I look forward to this then, folks, because I'm hoping that they're up for the challenge
because that would be an interesting way to go into the Christmas break.
I'm just saying.
That could be a lot of fun.
Yes, it could.
Here is, we didn't get to any text from the listeners.
Shoot.
Here's one.
Think you should just let the song play at the end.
Don't cut it off.
For those that want to listen, they can.
Oh, and a rule, anytime the song is playing, Tews is muted.
Well, sorry about that this week.
Is that Vance?
No, that was dust.
Oh, come on.
As if, why are we reading dust texts on this show?
Come on.
Anyways, thank you folks for tuning in.
We're going to let the song Rift now,
and twos can't do anything about it.
So enjoy that.
Don't enjoy it, whatever you want.
Oh, one of the things I was thinking, actually,
just before we get there is, you know,
we were having a lot of fun with the fans and audience
and everything else in engagement,
trying to figure out if we had listeners all over it.
And then when they started texting us, we're like, wow, that's super cool.
So if you were sitting in Quebec or the Northwest Territories
or none of it, we'd really like to hear it from you.
If you're listening to the States, like to hear it from you.
Mark, I'm talking to you right now.
Because we'd like to check off that we have listeners
and all the provinces and territories.
Anyways, I was thinking we should be trying to get them to engage with us a bit more.
So I was like, okay, what should we ask them this week twos that they can text in?
And my early thought was, what do you want to see out of the mashup in 2023?
Maybe that's too generic.
Maybe you're thinking a little more, I don't know, whatever you want.
No, I think that would be good.
It's interesting.
I mean, we built this around what we think.
Yeah.
Well, what we think we would want to listen to, more or less.
And that may or may not be, may or may not be what you guys want to listen to.
I'm thinking if we tailored it just slightly and we get a little bit of specificity in there.
Oh, he's going to pull out the fucking, you missed the start of this.
Me and him, we're going back and forth.
I should have had this recorded trying to pronounce the word specificity.
I'm so close.
He fucked it up.
Specificity.
There.
There, there, there.
Yeah.
You know what's funny?
He laughs me and says,
ah,
you fucked it up.
I fucked it up on live mic.
That's why you're laughing at me
because you fucked it up too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah,
I butchered it.
I've had a long day though,
so that was my excuse.
Oh, is that your excuse?
Yes.
Yes.
Anyway,
if we did any sort of big things,
I don't know,
like some kind of a special devoted to something
or, you know,
if we wanted to focus on one particular subject
for a week or,
you know, something to
something to just
grow a little bit of extra pizzazz
because I feel like we got lots of pizzazz
already, but if we just wanted to put a shine on it,
what might that look like?
Sure.
Something to rack your brains.
I tell you what.
In the show notes, numbers there,
text us, we'll read it off next week on 35.
Maybe the dairy cartel is the first one.
Maybe people are like, don't give them any airtime.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
Is he even going to be allowed to talk about the Freemason secrets
of his dairy cartels?
Cartel.
Maybe he's just going to end up waking up at the bottom of the river with some cement shoes on.
I'm so happy that I have my phone on silent all night because I'm sure when I wake up,
it's just going to be like ding ding ding, ding, bing. Anyways, thanks for tuning in for the mashup,
and we will catch you next week.
Bye.
