Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #39
Episode Date: January 24, 2023222 Minutes & Marty Up North hop on to discuss this week's headlines. Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500 ...
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anymore, Sean. It is kind of funny, isn't it? I don't know. I find it funny. Welcome to Mashup
39. You know, it's funny. Our first go at streaming for a second week in a row or second
time streaming, second week streaming in a row. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing
tonight, folks. I'm watching the screen and I'm like, hmm, I didn't realize this is how three
videos was going to turn out on the live stream. So I'm a little annoyed by that. But what are you
going to do? Either way, how's everybody doing tonight? What do you mean you're annoyed? Because
were stacked or you want to side by side?
I mean,
it's whatever.
I mean,
it's like,
this is,
this is what it's going to look like.
Happy to,
or happy,
like I'm just,
I'm bungled up from last night,
still too,
like I just,
I'm trying to spit things out,
but I think I'm coming off of last night.
That's,
that's probably what's happening.
We got Marty up north,
draining us tonight.
It should be fun.
Thanks,
Marty,
Marty for,
Morty,
like,
you know,
see,
like,
maybe I should just sit back and just,
school's not a place for smart people,
Morty.
Yeah, yeah. No, good thing we're doing this tonight and not last night because I think, like you guys, I had a good weekend. A good buddy of mine came down from Edson and long story short. I got a new Fitbit and it measures your sleep. So I thought, let's do an experiment. Let's get just completely plastered and then let's see how that records on the Fitbit.
So did it say that you were comatose for the end of it or what?
It pretty much said I was comatose. Yesterday I was not a pretty human being. Not that I'm ever pretty.
Well, we're trying out the second week of live streaming.
So for anyone watching, if you want to comment, it should feed us through comments here.
If you're on Twitter, we'll try and check it towards the end so we can see if there's any fun things that people want to talk about towards the end of this.
Here in Lloyd, we had Vance Crow, Quick Dick, McDick, and Steve Barber on stage.
What did you think of that, Tews?
Were you inebriated like Marty, or did you behave yourself?
No, I just had a few beer, kept it classy.
You know, I'm morally upstanding individual, and I didn't feel like embarrassing myself either.
I had a great time, though, and actually, probably just the absolute highlight of the entire 22-minute's chronology happened last night when somebody told me that they were, I told you this, but Marty doesn't know this.
So they were at the comedy show that Quick Dick, Dick and I did a couple months ago.
in Lloyd and he bought a shirt for his son and then his son wore it to school and a teacher
pulled him aside and said, I don't know if that's appropriate for school.
And all it said was 222 minutes on it.
And so, yeah, like not only did they know who I was, but apparently the school knew who I was.
And then when the apparel showed up, they well, as long as he wasn't wearing your t-shirt with
like two basketballs underneath the shirt, then perhaps it's okay, maybe.
Well, that's only okay for shop class.
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, man.
You're kind of a big deal there Tuesday.
You're kind of a big deal, buddy.
I guess.
I mean, people are starting to, people are starting to hear all about us, Sean.
It's kind of cool and interesting.
We got to give a shout out to Drew McKay.
I'm hoping I'm saying your last name, right, Drew.
Either way, I butcher everything.
why not another name. He came up with the idea for small businesses. We had Rohan for the end of
2022 and in 2023 we're looking for sponsors. Anyways, he came up with the idea of small businesses
want to help and they want to be a month here, month there, whatever. And so he's going to be
our February sponsor and his company. So we'll be talking about that in February. And now we've got
a sober October sponsor. And so if you're looking to sponsor month, you think it'll be a lot of fun to
have us jibber jabber on about that shoot out the the message via the text line and what
what do you got to is i see you you well i'm kind of curious i mean we've got time to figure it out
but do i need to be sober for the whole month of october or just for the show no no no so it's
it's sober october with no yeah i in the show okay so no swearing in the show and no drusomably
no drinking booze in the show but i can get drunk no any other time no no it's so it's so it's
October. We got to do the month.
Huh.
Quick question. What do you think is the easiest
month to stay sober?
None of them. No.
No.
Sean, is it not too late to give this guy's money back?
I think Marty, I always say the summer months
and people laugh at me that, but I love
a beer in the dressing room. So I think the winner,
especially in Canada, the way you get to play hockey all year.
See, I couldn't go golfing or do something in the summer
not have a beer afterwards. So, you know,
If I had to pick a month, I would say March.
March, there you go.
Well, to each their own.
But no, Tews, sober October, you're doing it.
Don't even give me that.
No, no, we'll give them a refund.
People are wondering who we're talking about.
Prairie Lily Coffee here.
Just North of Lloyd Minster is going to be our sober October sponsor.
We're going to drink some coffee, support local business, and whatever.
I'm down with all that.
We'll talk about it.
A big old, that's fine.
That's fine.
You don't want to do it.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You got eight months to get ready for it or nine months almost.
So don't stress.
Start mentally preparing for the inevitable.
Tonight we got, obviously we have Marty on, which would be interesting to hear your thoughts.
We got 14, roughly 14, although three of them are all kind of weirdly happy news, I think.
But I don't know.
We'll see.
I got the clock.
You're not talking about the one where Alec Baldwin shot somebody
is happy news, are you?
No, no, okay.
All right.
So what I've got is I got 30 minutes on the clock.
I gave us a bonus two minutes from already being here.
And essentially, we'll see how we do.
And like I said, to anyone watching the live stream,
shoot your comments off.
We'll check them at the end if there is any.
And, you know, maybe people have no thoughts on what we do.
Either way, let's kick you.
this thing off. I'm going to hit the clock and we'll start here with the first, which is Canada
positioning itself as a leader in commercial space launches because it's not rocket science. And here
we go, Sean. We're going to butcher some names for this week. Transport Minister Omar Eljabra announced
Friday that the federal government will develop the regulatory requirements safety standards and licensing
conditions necessary to authorize commercial satellite space launches from Canada within the next three years.
and one of the company hopes,
one of the company's hopes to be able to launch its first rocket
capable of carrying a load in 2025
with plans to scale up to eight to ten launches a year or soon after.
So where's the UFO landing site?
I know there's a UFO landing site in Canada or is there a launch site.
It's up in your neck of the words.
Well, it's kind of by St. Paul, isn't it?
Yeah, so maybe that's what they're thinking.
Because when I first saw that news, I'm like, you know, I mean,
we don't even have a naval industry anymore.
We can't even build a warship.
and somehow or other we're going to launch spaceships.
Like maybe I misunderstood or misread,
but I don't see how we're going to do this.
I just find the whole thing fascinating.
First of all, why do we have Omar Algebra as the transport minister?
We've got a man who isn't even tall enough to sit in the front seat of a vehicle
as our transportation minister.
I mean, I get that hobbits know a little bit about journeys,
but they don't particularly do a great job of executing on them for the most part.
And so, and then you've just put a visual in my head that I don't want to see.
I got Omar sitting in the front seat there with his feet dangling, like you said, he can barely reach.
But seriously, though, I mean, it would be, I researched it.
I looked into it as like, where are they going to launch the spaceships from?
Like, I, I'm out of loss.
Probably.
Probably.
Yeah, it's a make work project, but it's not a very good one is what I think it is.
I thought it was just classic government that they're just like, okay, well, now we've got some people interested in doing this.
The first thing we needed to do is make a whole bunch of rules regarding what they can and cannot do.
They're the people launching themselves into space.
They're not going to just go half-ass.
This isn't going to be just some cowboy operation.
they're probably planning on having return flights from space, I'm guessing.
And so, yeah, you probably don't have to worry too much about regulating them.
No, no.
There, do I need to hit it twice for twos?
You know, it's funny.
We're going to talk about this story probably in a year's time,
and it's going to be we spent $8 billion and have nothing to show for it.
That's probably what's going to happen.
Hopefully not.
veteran banned from having a bank account.
We only accept clients who did time in Guantanamo Bay.
I think people of the show know Jeremy McKenzie.
Well, political commentator, podcaster and Canadian Armed Forces Veteran,
Jeremy McKenzie, aka the raging dissident is debanked by the Bank of Nova Scotia,
without giving any reason while notifying McKenzie about the bang.
Graham from Scotia Bank noted on a phone call that,
and I quote,
the bank determined that this relationship is outside of its risk appetite.
So McKenzie is now banned or soon to be banned as soon as he has this letter
from entering any of the Scotia Bank branches or premises in person
without first getting a written consent from the bank.
This was a strange, you know, guys, is a guy who's interviewed Jeremy,
and he's had his run-ins with the law, no doubt,
for a bank to come out and ban him from their premises
and give him basically 30 days to get his money and get the heck out.
Welcome.
And I love the way, you know, he asked poignantly, you know, what's the excuse?
And they said, you're outside of our risk appetite.
And he's like, what part of my risk don't you like?
My military pension.
I mean, he was very clever and very calm.
Wow, because I.
Could you just imagine getting a phone call out of the blue and then it being that and then handling it the way he did?
Yeah, absolute props to him.
Oh, yeah.
No, absolute props.
And then, so I don't know what this, like, I, I can't imagine what this is going to be like.
Like, he's, this is devastating, you know, like, what is he going to do?
He's got, he's got 28 days to get his money out of the bank and stash is, I don't know.
And you get a job somewhere and they say, okay, well, do you do direct deposit?
And you say, well, no, you, I don't have a bank account.
And they say, okay, can we cut your check?
And you say, no, I can't go into the bank to cash it.
Yeah. This is just, it's insane.
And the fact that they said they're completely ending all of, they're closing all of his accounts because they're outside of his risk tolerance.
How much risk tolerance do you need to accept to give someone a checking account?
Well, I think of the people that have bank accounts with the bank. Trudeau has a bank account.
Freeland has a bank account. Omar Qatar has a bank account. Everybody has a bank account.
Like, you know, it's, uh.
Scotia Bank, if we recall, is the one that.
which was dissoning itself from gun, sellers of guns and everything else.
I'm thinking of Prophet River in particular.
I remember seeing the story where they were trying to distance themselves from that too.
So this isn't something new from Scotia Bank.
I mean, they've been trying to distance themselves from what they perceive as risk.
But it's, you know, it's, it just gets stranger and stranger as it goes, and now it's an individual.
Yeah. No, and related to this is the fact that in Canada, you know, we learned last month that the Bank of Canada for the first time in 87 years lost money. So the Bank of Canada lost something like five. And not even a small amount either. No, like $500 million. So here's a bank distancing itself from someone. You'd think that the banks right now would be so desperate that they'd want people's money. But I'd think if they wanted to separate themselves from risk, they'd distance themselves from the Canadian government. Yeah, yeah. No. And.
Hit the buzzer on this one.
Marty's calling them already.
Yeah, yeah.
Coming in hot, folks.
Yeah, yeah.
Alec, you know, it's going to be fun to have Marty on here where he's like,
the buzzer's gone to, the buzzer's gone, you know,
because Toos will just sit there and keep talking.
Keep on talking.
Alec Baldwin charges, uh,
complicate the filming of Rust.
Alec Baldwin charges obviously complicate the efforts to finish trouble the,
the Rust movie.
And if people don't recall,
he killed a person on set.
He thought he had no bullets in the chamber or blanks or what have you.
And a settlement with the family of the cinematographer
who was slain on the set of called,
a set called for resuming production with her widower serving
is now an executive producer.
But the entire article is...
Talk about failing up.
Sure.
I mean, the entire article,
I can't figure out whether he's suing Baldwin
and they're going to just destroy the movie
or if they're actually getting back on the set
and get going.
It's very confusing, a little read, to be honest.
It's a mess.
It's a mess.
It is what it is.
It's a mess.
I mean, it's a tragic mess.
I mean, you know, I'm a gun owner.
I'm, as you guys are, too.
I mean, you don't point a gun at anybody.
That's rule number one.
You don't point a gun, even if it's a blank gun or whatever.
He shot a gun.
He killed someone.
The story disappeared.
I just brought it up because I thought it was interesting
that the story surfaced, especially in Canada, you know, where gun laws are front and center
with the government trying to ban all sorts of things.
So I'm, you know, the joke is, are we going to ban prop guns?
And is that going to affect the movie industry in this country and other things?
And I think, I don't see why it wouldn't.
Okay, quick story about the time that I was in hell on whales.
I actually, they had me pointing a gun at one of the guys when I was in that TV.
show. And so he hands me,
leave her action 30, 30. And he's handing a few
out to, like the guy who's in charge of him, he's handed a few
out to a few people. And he's like, okay, don't, don't
action it. Don't play with it. Nothing. Just leave it exactly how it is.
And I'm like, dude, I need to make sure it's not loaded. He's like,
it's not loaded. I'm like,
I either I do it or I can watch you do it.
But someone is going to action this gun and make sure that it's not
loaded. And then just like,
fine,
happy? Yes, actually. Thank you.
And then we're standing there waiting to film. And the one guy's, like,
you can tell that nobody else had ever held a gun in their life. And the one guy's like
poking me in the back of my calf, just incidentally, with the muzzle of his rifle.
I'm like, come on, guys. Like, I get the fact that this is out of your wheelhouse and that
there's safe guns and stuff like that. But you don't need to be
literally sticking it into my leg.
There's, yeah, the, the firearm safety on sets is a little bit wanting in the industry.
Do you think, you know, like, I'm not saying you bring, you think that should be taught in, in schools or, or, yes, something along that lines, you know, like, absolutely.
I don't know about.
Firearm safety?
Yeah, like, I don't know about the United States, but, like, you think of Canada and how, how much rural country we have.
I think everybody, I think everybody should at least handle a firearm one.
in their life. And in fact, I think everybody should have one.
It's a tool.
And I think that it would go a long way towards
knowledge when it comes to, you know, gun bans and things like that.
Like, honestly, if you don't have a pal or an art pal,
you should not be expressing an opinion on firearms laws in Canada.
Right.
Well, you got to know what you're talking about.
Yeah, yeah. But then if you, with that kind of rule,
then you're excluding me.
from a lot of discussions.
I mean, then I can't talk about women's, right?
Because I'm not a woman and I can't talk about whatever.
So, well, this is more about the education rather than the application.
Like, do you understand how this stuff works?
Okay.
Then you can spout off on the internet about it.
Yeah.
Now, uh,
checkmark for people who have their pal and our pal.
Perfect.
Just, just send to Ardern, uh, resigns quoted as saying, I've stashed away enough money.
Oh man, that's a class. Anyways, New Zealand's Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, has said that she is resigning. It's an unexpected announcement that came, and she confirmed a national election for October. She's quoted to saying, I'm human. Politicians are human. We give all that we can for as long as we can, and then it's time. And for me, it's time now. Asked how she would like New Zealanders, how does she remember her leadership? She said, as someone who always tried to be kind.
That was that was the one line that I figured Marty put in put this article up here just for that one line.
And you got to admit the timing is suspicious, right?
I mean, she's got an entire, their election is not until October.
And then she just resigns like suddenly right now.
I think we're going to hear something more about this in the next three or four weeks, perhaps, or not.
Maybe she signed a deal and it's buried.
but, you know, I have no love loss for that lady.
I'm not a New Zealander.
I don't even, I've never been there,
but I mean, their measures looked like they were.
She made, she made Trudeau look compassionate, I think, in some sense.
Every time they installed another lockdown, she grew another tooth.
Oh.
And an Adam's apple.
I mean, she grew 50 Adams apples, but she's got way more teeth than a human.
ought to have she's basically like shark so who's next you know we compared her to question yeah who's next
right who's next because i i i think i think some of either either somebody dug up something on her which is
one possibility but i also think there's you know we've seen it even in canada a lot of politicians
are just going to jump ships because um slipping in the polls and i'm guessing that in the next year
people are going to start looking back less and less kindly upon the politicians who
overstepped in terms of what they did with lockdowns and the just the way it just and how she
pitted everything else the citizens against each other right she i mean that was a playbook 101
that seemed to go with new zealand and australia and canada all these you know pitting the citizens
against each other she was you know like i mean yeah and and then i think we're going to talk about
and she always featured nicely at Davos,
you know,
Schwab loved to talk about his young leaders,
and she was one of them.
So, yeah, good ridden.
Perfectly ended.
Davos 20203 conspiracy theory.
The annual event in Swiss ski resort town of Davos,
which opens Monday, obviously,
this was last week,
has increasingly become a target of bizarre claims
from a growing chorus of commentators
who believe the forum involves a group of elites,
manipulating global events for their own benefit.
Experts say what was once a conspiracy theory
found in the Internet's underbelly
has now hit mainstream, and this is quote,
this isn't a conspiracy theory
that is playing out on the extreme fringes,
said Alex Friedfeld,
a researcher with the Anti-Defamation League,
who has studied anti-government extremism.
We're seeing it on mainstream social media platforms
being shared by regular Americans.
We're seeing it being spread
by mainstream media figures right on their prime time news on their nightling networks.
And it goes on to say, now it's increasingly mainstream corners of the internet on conservative
talk shows.
The Great Reset has become shorthand for what skeptics say is a reorganization of society
using global uncertainty as a guise to take away rights.
Believers argue that measures include pandemic lockdowns, vaccine mandates, are tools to
consolidate power and undercut individual sovereignty.
that's uh that's that's
but anyways yeah you have adder fellas i don't know if i'm
at this point just real quick just can i just at the buzzer and carry on no no just real quick um
you know it's not just on it's not just on social media it's not just on the news
can you bring up the amazon page that's in there oh yeah uh yeah absolutely here
give me a sec folks and while you're doing that dudes and i were talking i offline yesterday or two
days ago. Like, I'd want to go, I want to go there. I want to go to Davos. I want to see.
Absolutely go in a second. I want to be a fly on the wall, you know, and then, and I have one
question. We've all seen that picture of Schwab on the beach, whatever, where he's dressed in the,
like the white frilly stuff with the little dangling on his junk. You never seen that picture?
Yeah, I've seen it. I don't know if it's been authenticated. But yeah, I'd like to know.
It's probably true. Yeah. So here's, here's the conspiracy theory on Amazon.
You can literally buy a book that Klaus Schwab wrote about the Great Reset.
But it's a conspiracy theory.
This page that you're showing us from Amazon where you can buy the book that he wrote about this exact topic is somehow a conspiracy theory.
Well, you got this book.
You got Agenda 31 or whatever 30.
I mean, they don't even hide it, actually.
They don't try to hide it.
They talk about this openly.
I mean, Schwab has talked openly how he's, what's his exact word?
Does he say he's inserted those young leaders, like the Trudeau's, or we've penetrated the cabinets or whatever he says in his, in his Darth Vader voice.
Like, he's proud of it.
He's proud of it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's just an absolute Bond villain.
And this is perfect.
They're going to meet up at their mountaintop secret lair.
Like, this is just straight.
Like, he's just an absolute fucking blowfeld.
and and it's just it's this hiding in plain sight where i don't know if the mainstream media
probably some of them but this is why the entire article i don't read it everybody watching laughs
we don't even need to talk about it you just hit the buzzer and move on because at the end of
the day everybody already knows yeah now the only the only good thing i'm happy but the only
good thing is yeah it seems to have lost a little bit of its appeal that this year was you know
people aren't going and a few leaders are distancing themselves so
Hopefully, hopefully it's done.
Actually, and, yeah, let's not go there.
I was going to wish harm on, but no, no harm.
I'll say this, I'll say this, Marty.
We know it's not done.
Christia Fineland and all them are still over there.
They're still talking the same jargon.
They're still, like, you know, like,
Claude Schwab had the video coming out talking about, you know.
Actually, I want to stay on that one for a second.
Did you see her speech where she,
she was trying to say something that in her mind made absolute sense.
She was talking about.
Do it disinflation?
No, no.
The other one where she's talking about, to bring 10 people out of poverty in China, you need to
lower one American or one Canadian into poverty.
Like she was doing some math because to average out the world and have everybody be middle class,
you need, for every 10 in China you elevate, you need to lower a Canadian.
And I'm like, I know what you're trying to say, honey, but it's, it ain't going to happen.
I'm not, you know.
The first thing you learn about economics is that it's not a zero.
some situation.
Everybody can have different ways to expand
the pie. That's like
that's pretty much
like as soon as you get the nomenclature
down on the first date, that's what they teach you on
the second day. And the fact
that our minister of finance
doesn't realize the core concept
that economics is built upon.
Hey, vote
liberal. Welcome to Canada.
Australia
unlikely to follow Canada in
slashing alcohol consumption guidelines.
Australian health authorities are unlikely to change their current,
well, I mean, people probably saw the alcohol consumption guidelines
can to get changed.
Anyways, Australia health authorities are unlikely to change current alcohol consumption guidelines
from 10 standard drinks a week, despite Canadian officials now recommending just two
over the same period.
Canadian released new guidelines this week recommending citizens drink no more than two
standard drinks a week to prevent the risk of illness and disease.
such as cancer and Australians' recommendation for more than 10 standard drinks a week and no more than four a day for men and women.
And then it went on to talk about warning labels on bottles of booze and, you know, trying to tell about the health implications and warning, you know, pregnant women not to drink alcohol.
I just thought it was hilarious.
I mean, I always thought, you know, Canadians drink.
Actually, in Canada, I always think that you start at the West Coast and you go east and the consumption just increases.
I always thought Albertans drank a lot.
then you go to Newfoundland, you go, holy shit, man.
So if Canada standard lowers the, you know, the recommended to two,
that means that Newfoundland's going to have to lower theirs to what?
Well, I mean, of course, of course they drink lots.
I mean, you know, you're out for a few beers.
You're like, okay, I better call it a day.
I've got to work tomorrow.
Nobody in the East Coast ever has to say that.
but actually i don't think we have time but we'll mention it to the people you have to find the link of that
guy from toronto who got interviewed about this so i put it in the with no teeth or uh you can't
handle the tooth that's got to go uh that meme's got to be uh promoted but i love that guy comes
out and he's got like what the six pack of milwaukee and the six pack of like club beer
or something like that,
he's not a two-day drink or two-drake-a-week guy.
Oh, no, no, not at all.
I thought it was funny in that one article from The Guardian,
it said almost half the cases were breast cancer and females
and a third of the cases were associated with drinking one standard drink a day,
presumably or more.
So that would imply that more than half the cases are, pardon me,
yeah, so if almost half the case,
were from one drink a day or more.
That would mean that presumably,
I'm saying this backwards,
but basically it's saying that if you're drinking,
at least one drink a day,
you've got a lower chance of getting breast cancer
or any of these other diseases than otherwise.
And the other thing was, was it the CBC article
where they were talking about how, yeah, yeah,
drinking's really gone up during the pandemic,
so we need to cut, you know, during the lockdown.
So we need to cut down on the drinking.
No, no, no, you need to cut down on the lockdowns.
Well, and I hope there's nothing more nefarious that it is for our health that they're recommending this.
But I do think that in a sense, it's also a bit of gaslighting.
I fear that we, you know, the pandemic caused all sorts of other problems and they're going to blame some of the other problems on drinking.
So, you know.
The pandemic didn't cause the problems.
The reaction caused the problems.
Right.
Right.
They're already doing that.
They're already doing that on everything, Marty.
Totally.
Totally.
They're like, you exercise too much.
You're having a heart attack.
You do this, you're having this.
You play too many video games.
Everything they don't control, they're already trying to.
They're already trying to.
Anyways.
Anyway.
Yeah, we're going into stroke season as if that's a new thing now.
Okay.
How cold is it?
It's only 29.3C.
You better wear a toke.
This coming from Sydney down in Australia.
It said, Sydney is on the verge of recording.
It's the longest spell of days below 30 degrees Celsius.
Now, all of us sitting here and going, oh, that's so terrible.
Yeah, wow.
But it's the first time in 140 years since 1883 that they've had this long spell below the 30 degree mark.
The Harbor City has warmed since its pre-Christmas record cold spell,
but Tuesday's maximum of 26.6 degrees Celsius at observatory hill marked the 300 and 23rd consecutive day under 30C.
already the longest stretch in three decades.
And with the daily high forecast to remain comfortable below 30C for the remainder of the week,
the run of sub negative 30 days will be extended to at least 327,
the most since an all-time record of 339 days set in 1883.
And we set the opposite records.
And you guys near Edmonton last year set a number of consecutive days below freezing?
Like you hit 200 days, I think, in northern Alberta.
So I found this story fascinating because, you know, I was just looking on that other Australian stuff and this showed up.
I mean, nobody's talking about this.
If we're out of control forest fires, out of control flooding, something that plays into narrative, but, you know, a slightly cooling trend, then nobody's talking about it.
Well, that's because it doesn't fit the narrative.
It doesn't fit the narrative.
Absolutely.
Because if it's, if it's hot, it's climate change.
and if it's temperate, it's weather.
Yep.
Or you don't have all the facts.
Oh, none of us have the facts.
That's kind of the whole point that we're always trying to make.
Is the science is settled?
Well, fuck, how do you explain this?
Oh, we're just going to call it the pause.
Okay, well, how do you explain the pause?
Well, it's called the pause.
Next question.
This is just, this is how they answer everything, right?
You're like, okay, how does this fit into your climate modeling?
How does this fit into
Everywhere is warming three times faster than everywhere else?
How does this fit into any of your predictions?
The short answer, it doesn't.
You don't see Greta Tunberg talking about this
and you definitely fucking won't.
No, this one's buried, yep.
You know, sorry, we should have talked about Greta of this.
We still can, but that was a strange little thing there too
where they staged her being arrested.
Like, you're watching that and you're like,
this is this is pretty strange yeah it's part of davos i guess it's a davos conspiracy so uh greta thernberg
getting yeah she's smiling she weren't the cops like taking selfies with her while she was doing
it pretty much it was a huge it was a huge like ordeal you know with cameraman everywhere i mean
she should have tried that in canada just smile with the horses as they trample her the cbc
He launches cross-country tour to drum up awareness for their fledgling organization.
The CBC President Catherine Tate is kicking off a cross-country campaign
to talk about the broadcaster and what it brings to Canadians.
I quote, social media and the volume of information spewing out from so many channels
has led to this kind of undermining of our trust in public institutions, said Tate in a video.
You know, if they...
The truth has caused the trust in CBC to be undermined.
And somehow that's not their fault.
Can you, you know how much, I don't know if it'd be fun.
It'd be interesting if she called and said,
hey, Sean, would you like to bring me across Canada and have like a little, you know,
let's find out what people really think.
I'd be like, well, buckle up.
You should totally do that.
I know.
Like, you should have her on the show, honestly.
She's doing a cross country tour.
But, but, but twos, as we pointed out in all the links you sent,
you search for it, you can't find
the tour. You can't find any. And what's her
tour? Like is she going to meet
let's say? Nobody knows. You Google it.
You Google it. You can't even find
it. You can't find any dates. You can't find any places.
You can't find anything.
So like, it's just another smoke and
mirrors bullshit thing.
At least that's what it looks like.
It was such a disaster that when she posted
it on Twitter, Simon
Fraser University, where it was the big kicking
off of this, actually untagged
themselves from the Twitter post.
So the progressives are distancing themselves from this dumpster fire tire fire train wreck
Bullshit
Yeah, you know what?
CBC shouldn't be doing news.
That's my opinion.
I mean, CBC should stick to comedy.
They don't.
And they shouldn't because they don't do that either.
Yeah, they don't do anything.
I don't like, you know, if you're paid by the government, you cannot be reporting the news.
That's a conflict of interest.
That's, and I don't know why people don't see that.
I really don't understand.
I think more and more people do see it.
I think a lot of people see it.
I think every day there's more and more people that see it.
The thing is, if she really wanted to find out what people really think,
like a cross-country tour, I think it would be great.
You just have to advertise it.
And then you've got to be willing to sit and get yelled at why your job.
And you'd find out pretty quick.
Oh, that'd be cool.
Yeah.
So if she did sort of like Trudeau's town halls where she wasn't sitting with another
Journalist. She just sat sat on stage at universities or a couple of places and took
question. Holy shit. Can you imagine what she'd hear? Yeah, no, she's not really, but I mean,
but you want to fix this, but you want to fix the CBC? Wouldn't that be a way to start?
She doesn't want to fix the CBC. I know. I know. I realize she lives in New York, Sean.
That's she? Yeah. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I didn't know that.
Huh.
Anyways, there you go.
At the end of the day, wouldn't that be fun for an SMP presents?
You know, the president of CBC, Catherine.
That would be good.
Side note, Twitter recently changed the verified status for CBC to call the government organization.
Shoot, I should, give me a sec here.
I'll pull that up because that was, that was, that's freaking awesome.
Here, let me.
Oh, it's just absolutely beautiful.
Like that, that's just right there.
You know what?
Here's next month's $8.
I'm looking forward to see what you come up with in February, Elon.
Where, where, where, oh, right here.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Okay, here we go.
Okay.
So there you go.
It says, awesome Twitter rightly labels CBC, a government organization.
The proffable, yeah, the checkmark is now official.
And it shows that this account is verified because it is a government or multilateral organization.
I can't.
I can't.
Yes.
There you go.
There you go.
So Twitter's on top of it.
This week in liberal corruption, we can't go a week without talking about the liberals.
I feel like we need like a jingle.
You know, a little like, maybe a little kind of graphic or something like that.
Somebody send us, somebody go search some jingles.
We'll throw a little jingle in here because the corruption of the week or the.
Corruption with the liberals.
Somebody, whatever the hell it is.
This week, they're all food related, right?
Everybody's giving a contract to their cousin Apu who delivers food.
That's what it seemed like.
Yeah.
And we're all left to eat cake.
Yeah.
It says a second liberal minister gave thousands in contracts to a foodie firm with family.
I can't believe they call it a foodie firm.
First off, anyways, with the family ties to a senior staffer and housing minister,
Ahmed, who sends Office Global News, has learned.
Marcy Lann, the Minister of Women and Gender Equality, gave $10,000 in constituency contracts to Munchmore Media, a Toronto-based public relations firm specializing and promoting the restaurant and food service industry.
And then it goes on to say Global News reported Thursday at the director of Munchmore Media.
Heba Tarek is the sister of Tia Tarek, who has held several senior staffer roles in the liberal government over the last six years.
and it carried on saying Weston's Weston constituency offices gave much, much more media at least 93,000 in taxpayer-funded constituency money since January 2021.
And then the Paul Wells article, I thought there was one part in it.
I'm just like, this is great.
So, oh, that's me.
Of course, the timer.
There you go.
There's 30 minutes, folks.
We're through it.
Jesus.
Paul Wells says, look at what much more media did when Global came calling.
One, they erased their website.
Two, they scrubbed their Instagram.
Three, they shut down their Twitter account, which Global says had a single follower.
Four, they left their Instagram account, whose last post was from 2018 and their LinkedIn account,
LinkedIn account, which lists four followers and names no employees intact.
This is not a company with a proud story to tell.
There's a term for a communications firm that uses no social media.
It's a firm that had damn well better of a sister in the minister's office.
well that's exactly it like this is you know i hear stories like this and i hear yeah yeah
we need to drain the swamp but then some days i hear stories like that and i go god maybe i should
just join them maybe i should just join them you know put together a company send a contract
let's make a hundred thousand dollars and let's walk away like it it it because it's it seems like
it's that easy right i'm just going to i'm going to i'm going to start a company and i'm going to put my
dog Dexter in charge of the company and
apply for loans. It's not
even loans. It's just
free money. Free money.
It's just cash money. It's just cash money.
You just like, I don't know.
I got to get my brother-in-law in politics
because it's got to be your brother-in-law.
Yeah. Or, you know, or maybe like a cousin or
something. Right? Because as long as you get that
little bit of separation,
you know, Margaret Trudeau, Justin's mom, got all these
lucrative speaking gigs. Do you
And this is the tip of the iceberg, right?
80-year-old socialite.
Yeah.
No, and then I, in fact, even in my circle, I got people go, it's just good.
It's just the government.
It's just $10,000.
Where are you worried about it, Marty?
I'm like, well, it's just $10,000.
I had the same thought.
I was looking at it.
And I'm like, are we going to talk?
Like, it's only $93,000.
Should we talk about it?
And then this is how numb we've got to the ongoing liberal corruption.
This is why we need a drink.
It's only $9.
$3,000.
Liberal corruption this week.
Like, I feel like somebody out there should sing us a jingle.
Somebody's got a great voice or a funny voice.
Somebody's on it.
Somewhere I just want to click a button, and I just want it to say liberal corruption
or the rooster slurper of the week.
Something like that would just be fantastic, and I can just hit a button, and it just comes in.
So if you're listening and you think that's you, let's do it.
Send it to me because I think it would be a lot of fun to have somebody pop in like that.
Either way.
Sorry, real quick, though, Anthony Housefather, Liberal MP,
he was talking on Twitter about how they need to end these personal attacks in politics,
you know, and talk about policy rather than attacking opponents' character.
Honestly, like, why don't you get some with some good characters?
Why don't you have people with integrity and then they won't have character that's really easy to attack?
Anyway.
NHL players doesn't, uh, any trail player doesn't do the day.
dance, cancel culture drops the gloves.
Proveroff has been dominating headlines for this week
after deciding not to wear a pride-themed jersey
during warm-ups ahead of Philadelphia's game
against the Anheim Ducks on Tuesday night.
While the rest of his teammates donned the LGBT-themed sweaters
during warm-ups, Proveroff remained in the locker room.
He's quoted as saying, I respect everybody,
and I respect everybody's choices.
My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion,
and then shit storm.
followed. This is the one that I remember watching Tim and Sig guys and I've interviewed
Tim McAuliffe multiple times and of course Sid Cicero left that show and he had a giant rant and so here's just part of his rant, okay?
He said find the Philadelphia Flyers a million dollars. What I heard last night was offensive and made no sense
Nothing scares me more than any human being who says I'm not doing this because of my religious beliefs just a few short
days after the most in mainstream media
crucified, well, no, sorry, that's
what he said. And then,
anyways,
uh,
then,
this is where you would say end quote.
No,
sorry,
end quote,
yes.
I,
and,
and then what I put after that,
it was just a few days after this,
um,
where everybody crucified him.
His Philadelphia Flyers jerseys have officially sold out online at both
the NHL shops and fanatics.
The only shirt,
uh,
shirts left are the extra,
small, so size extra
small. But he
did everything that he was supposed to, right?
He stayed in the locker room. I mean, this is a
nothing burger. This is not a story.
No, no. I agree.
Do the dance.
Dance Forest Monkey. And if you don't,
will cancel you. And he's like, well,
you guys can do your own
thing, and that's fine.
We put the other rent in the nest
there, the American who said,
you know, you should be sent to Ukraine
and fighting a war. And somebody's
like, yeah.
Yeah, the NHL analyst, EJ. Heratic on the NHL network said that if he doesn't want to wear a pro-LGBQ uniform,
he should leave America, go back to Russia, and fight in the war against Ukraine.
Wow. You go from supporting the LGBTQ to being sent to a concentration camp almost.
When you talk about this being a nothing burger, it's two things.
One, a guy stands for something and he believes in his religion, Russian Orthodox.
Don't know, you know.
East North the dogs, but yeah.
Whatever.
But you just go, he literally says that.
And he gets called out for having beliefs.
Dude, let's do the same thing at work.
I mean, like, if he was Muslim, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
If you wanted to, if your goal is Sid 6-0, and he's saying, I want to protect the community,
not talking about it would do better than promoting it.
Totally.
And trying to call it out, because trying to call it out had the opposite.
effect. It was a total Streisand effect. Yeah, it just, it didn't do what they want. It blew up in their
face. It made them look like a bunch of idiots. Yeah, and it's not in our list today, but it happened
today, I believe, and it's LBGTQ. Did you see the Eminem story that broke out today also?
So that's the, yeah, they said they were going to get away from the M&Ms with legs and
the little M&M mascots. They added a purple one about three months ago, and then all of a sudden
that one became controversial because she had high heels.
So then Eminem said, forget it.
We're done with the little mascots and we're, oh, like, and my thought to that is if you get offended by that, you need to look at your life.
Like, I mean, you know, there's, there's bigger things in life to worry about than whether an Eminem candy mascot is, uh, what they're talking about.
It says there's been a lot of buzz about the sexiness or rather unsexiness of the Eminem spokes candies lately so much that the brand is taking an indefinite pause from using that.
iconic candy characters on Monday M&Ms, which owned by Mars Wrigley, made the surprise announcement
that it would halt the use of the polarizing, I don't think polarizing characters.
Okay.
In the last year, we've made some changes to our beloved spokescannies.
We weren't sure if anyone would even notice the brand wrote in a statement shared on social media.
And so they are getting rid of them.
Polarizing.
Those little candies at the bottom are polarizing.
America, let's talk.
In the last year, we've made some changes to our beloved spokesc candies.
weren't sure if anyone would even notice and we definitely didn't think it would break the internet
but now we get it even a candy shoes can be polarizing which was the last thing m&ms wanted
since we're all about bringing people together therefore we have decided to take an indefinite
pause from the spokescandies in their place we are proud to introduce a spokesperson america can
agree on the beloved maya rudolph we are confident miss rudolph will be champion the power of fun to
create a world where everyone feels they belong
you can't make this stuff up guys no you can't and the chinese are just looking at us going yeah yeah
keep doing that keep doing that you know like wow it's just you know i i will say this
this this concerted effort across all these progressive governments in the world right now
to make things like energy more scarce and less affordable is going to go a long way towards
making people care more about heating their homes like because this is
This is just manufactured outrage.
This is just bullshit for the sake of being mad about something
because you don't have a legitimate grievance.
And when people need to start, you know, like cutting up their kitchen table to heat their house.
Yeah.
We're going to stop caring about whether or not the M&M has sexy boots on or whether or not some NHL player wore the right jersey.
I mean, this is something that came out of somebody's school program.
This is a grade eight teacher who's doing a little thing with the kids.
She's like, I want you to write a complaint letter to, to a brand.
And some kid wrote a letter.
And that's like, that's where this kind of stuff, because who,
who seriously sits down and gets offended at an M&M candy?
I remember, I'm laughing.
I can't think of it.
The kids, the kids watch, I think a lot of kids watch Pop Patrol.
And I remember there being outrage because of, uh, one of the,
the police, one of the dogs being a police dog and a whole bunch of stuff coming down the
pipe about that. I can't remember how stupid it was because at the time I was like, this is the most
absurd thing in the world. Pop Patrol, like, we're going to get outraged by this. Anyways, to me,
this is in the same breath as Eminem's, not sexy, not sexy either way.
Grew up watching Longhorn, Foghorn on Looney Tunes. I say, I say, boy.
Different generations of cartoons,
But yes.
Yeah.
Attempts to ban tobogging in Oshawa going downhill fast.
This is a strange story, too.
Tobogany could be soon banned at all but two parks in Oshawa,
a move that one city counselor says would be an overreaction to a fatal incident on a hill in the nation's capital two years ago.
On Monday, Oshua's Community and Operations Services Committee voted for two in favor of staff recommendation to prohibit tobogging on all city property,
with the exception of designated tobogging hills.
Ward 5 counselor Brian Nicholson told CP224.com
that if the city goes through with this measure,
which still has to be approved by counsel as a whole,
it may as well change its slogan to Oshawa,
no fun allowed.
He went on to say,
I have probably had about 15 to 20 email since yesterday.
It's all over Facebook and other social media.
And the general reaction from the community
is this is the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
I mean, you...
That's what you expect from governments.
You can...
And this is a perfect case of a slippery slope, guys.
He says, I mean, you can limit all...
You can't limit all liability.
People swim in a pool.
Occasionally some people get in trouble.
But we don't close pools.
We don't close beaches.
I mean, I've seen...
I'm surprised it's taking this long, actually.
It's not...
You know, a lot of...
Like you said, the two's governments are going this way.
I mean, I have a buddy who used to go across...
There's a little pawn near his property.
a little water pond that belonged to the city.
And he just used a snowblower and the kids would skate on it.
And about three years ago, he got a letter.
It was sternly written by the city of Calgary.
You can't do that.
You know, too much liability, blah, blah, blah.
So I'm, I'm not surprised that, I'm actually surprised that there isn't a city that's done this already.
But, you know, I don't support it, but I'm not surprised that nobody's done it.
It's a stupid law.
Like, who the hell is going to enforce it?
You know, are you going to have, you're just going to have bylaw people,
you know, the same people, well, now that we can let people skate on, on outdoor rinks,
they've got nothing else to do.
So they're going to go around stopping people from tobogging.
And, you know, I tried to find some information about the, the death that they were talking
about a couple years ago.
And I couldn't find anything.
So I just, I assume that somebody just sprayed a bunch of Pam on the bottom of a,
of a crazy carpet and that's that's what happened but um which we all did i mean god you know
remember tobogging down the hill what did you do who'd you aim for you didn't aim for the open
spot you aim for your body you can knocking his legs out we've all been in the park if you have kids
where they have like almost fully enclosed actually on a summer trip this this past summer
there was a train like an actual train and they had put up like everything to prevent kids from getting to
top of the train. And yet it just gave them ladders and things and there was kids just dangling
and getting over them and being on top of the train. That's what kids do. They make the safest thing
in the world, the most dangerous thing at all time. So no matter what you try and do, they're always
going to try and be a little more dangerous. That's a typical thing. But then the city step things up.
Like I was at one of the parks around Glenmore a couple years ago and they had this new merry
go around with this nomadic limiter so that you couldn't get it going really fast because as soon
as it started going fast, these pistons would charge up and it would it would put the brakes on.
Yeah, yeah.
Right.
And this is, like, let them be kids.
Like, I get the fact that you don't want your kids hurt and as, as a municipality, you don't
want to have, you know, getting sued or anything like that.
I was, uh, shoot.
I mean, if you had a hit.
If you had a hill that's, you know, a 45-degree slope that ends down at the bottom is a traffic street.
Sure, maybe go put it.
It's called common sense, fellows.
Yeah.
You know?
I labeled the last couple three just into happy news.
We got three different stories and we can certainly discuss.
I see some comments that I want to get to as well.
One of the ones I wanted to definitely highlight is the U.S. Coast Guard gives citizens.
This is a safe from a turtle mule.
This is...
Okay, throw this one up while we're talking about.
Yes, this one is freaking wild.
Here, look at this.
It says the U.S. Coast Guard found a turtle with $53 million worth of cocaine strapped to it.
And you can see the turtle in the middle.
What's the purpose of the turtle?
I don't understand why, like...
Well, I mean, he was probably, he was broke, he was down on his luck, he was about to lose his shell,
and he needed to just, you know, be a drug mule.
Yeah.
I mean, this is animal.
But I mean, like, pick a slower animal.
Like they, like, I don't know, did this, did this, I don't know when this animal left Cuba or whatever, but was it like 80 years ago?
Like, there's, there's literally no worse animal you could pick to ferry your drugs around than a turtle.
Can you imagine have $53 million dollars worth of drugs?
Now, what would you do if you found one of those?
one of those bricks. You're just driving, you're just
scooting along and you find
one. Do you keep it or you just keep going?
I would
probably try and find some way to offload it and make
you know, being the guys sitting there.
You know, Horace
is like, or whoever, is like, hey,
where's the drugs today?
Same place as yesterday.
Yeah, Walter's a little slow today, but he's
getting there. He's getting there.
Oh, man. It's been like
three months. Why did you
pick the turtle.
There is every other animal in the world.
Can you pick the turtle?
Oh man.
When you see that, you're just like, that's, anyways, that's, that's worth, that's worth a laugh.
One of the other ones was, was, Wyoming legislators are pushing a bill in Cheyenne
that could phase out electric vehicles.
So not, not phase out gas powered vehicles.
the opposite way, phase out electric vehicles by 2035 to protect a state economy, largely fueled by gas and oil.
The bill stressed the importance of gas powered vehicles as they enable industries and businesses in the stage in that state to engage in commerce and the transportation and goods and resources.
So that's interesting because, you know, like everybody's all about this 2030, 2035 and, and you know, the more people you talk to are like, we can't even handle that.
We literally can't.
So it's interesting to see maybe the first signs of-
Well, it's good we have somebody to trade with.
we'll ban gas and they'll ban electric so at least we can trade with somebody yeah
and then finally me and twos i think a lot of people saw this one uh i'm going to pull it up too
i purposely did not look at this one you guys did you didn't want me to know what this story was so i
didn't look at it so yeah so so marty and i talked about this a couple days before because because
i had it up in the mashup um right up uh before he even had a chance to start looking at it and he's
like well what's a rinkburger i'm like well what do you mean you don't know
I was like, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, you don't know.
We'll have this discussion.
Exactly.
So I know what a rink burger is.
I'm just wondering if there was this.
No.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So,
ranked burgers basically every small town in
Saskatchewan is exactly the same,
but different.
And they all have a curling rank and a skating rink
where they make burgers and then they do the same for the slow pitch games and
stuff like that.
And every small town puts a different
little bit of panash on it.
And so this is a CBC article about it,
which is kind of funny because it reads like,
I don't know,
somebody in England wrote it maybe.
You know,
somebody who has no idea what small town Saskatchew was like.
Yeah,
I don't know.
Two is where is your favorite small town Sassburger from?
I'm not going to name the town
because I don't really want to help myself that much.
Okay.
But I will say that the best rink burgers are soaked in
tomato soup.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Interesting.
Oh, yeah.
Those are the best rink burgers.
The best rink burgers.
The best rink burgers is cooked in tomato soup.
For me, this burger is not a rink burger, but south of Edson, there's a little town
called Robb.
If you're ever drilling in that part of the world or doing at the Robb Hotel, the kitchen
sink burger is like crazy.
It's awesome.
I, uh, I, uh, Hillman does, uh, I hate to, I was going to name a couple
different places, but Hillman has a breakfast sandwich.
that is like delightful.
Just absolutely delightful.
A little ham, little cheese,
just like, ah, like, I can't wait for the next time.
What's special about it compared to any other breakfast sandwich?
It's just fantastic, Toos.
It's made with whatever Helmand has sitting there, I don't know.
It's fantastic.
Why does it have to be soaked in tomato soup?
Maybe I don't like tomato soup.
Dude, you need to try it.
It's delectable.
Well, tell us where it is.
Tews.
Tell us where it is.
maybe you just made the shop
East of Noamon.
You know, it's funny, he won't tell us
folks where this burger
is with the tomato soup.
Maybe one of our listeners knows
where this infamous tomato soup burger is.
If you know, you know, and you're going to be like,
oh, wait. Have you ever tried making this at home?
Have you ever been like, oh, let's try this out
and dunked in tomato or this can only be made at the ring?
It's, it's...
I think I've seen that at
oil min's barbecues. You're talking when they got
that big aluminum pan full of
tomato sauce and then they put all the
Addies in there, you just pull one out.
It's not the same.
It's got to be Mel's crock pot in the hut next to the slow pitch diamonds.
Yeah, that's next to the ball diamonds.
It's got to be that.
Just being food real quick.
My wife tonight made this morning.
She took all morning to make it.
But Karen made a Donair, like, you know, one of those blocks of meat.
But she made it with moose.
And it was so good.
Nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's some comments.
coming in off of
Facebook guys.
Kevin Stepanski,
I was wondering if
either of you
had seen anything
about this.
CBC allegation
that Alberta Premier
contacted the
prosecution on the
Coots Border Arrest Warrant.
Has anybody seen
anything on that?
I saw something
I didn't read the article,
but the gist of it
I got was that
there had been
no emails going
back and forth
and so until there's
actually any proof
of this happening,
it's going to be
just left as it is.
The CBC is basically
retracting the story.
They heard of an email.
They didn't do any checking.
They wrote the story.
So they did what CBC does.
That's so weird.
Yeah.
Martina, and I'm sorry, Martina, I don't know how to say your last name.
I'm going to say.
Bevalakwa, I'd say.
There's Marty trying.
Okay, right.
Christina Anderson's coming for across Canada tour here pretty quick,
and I got no problem tossing that up.
I think she'd be interesting to see.
She called out Trudeau quite a while back.
The name's ringing a bell.
Christina Anderson?
Yeah.
I feel like we were just talking about her maybe just offline a week or two ago.
Who's Christine Anderson?
Let's, you know, let's explain it.
Well, here, I'm going to pull up her.
Here, I can probably do this.
No, I can't do this.
Come on, Sean.
She's from a European politician.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
Yeah, yes.
European Union politician
She's the one who slap Trudeau big time
Yeah yeah
Yes
Okay
Oh yeah that's that's totally worthwhile
I would totally go see that
I don't know if that
But now you know who I'm talking about right
Yeah do I
Yes
I think everybody's got where we're at with that
What else we got here
That's
There's a whole bunch of different
there's a bunch of people from
Saskatchewan naming their specific towns
and saying that we're all out of our minds
for thinking that their town
doesn't have the best ring burger
No actually
It's Zane
He says twos you only need to look back to 2020
Where the police
That's what I was talking about
That's what I was talking about
I said Ocean Wiseblatt
Yeah
Yeah
Well we did
We did crazier things in that during COVID
I mean they put sand on
on ice.
They put sand in the skate parks and then people started dirt.
Yeah, and they put plywood over the basketball net so the kids couldn't dunk in them.
Like, come on.
And the rule is, I always wonder, like, who's the guy?
You know, you show up at work and your foreman says, hey, Larry, guess what I want you to do today?
I want you to grab a truckload of sand and go spread it over the skating rink.
I'd be like, oh, I quit.
You know, I quit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Like the video from somewhere in Europe where there's that guy just running down the beach and that cop tries to catch him and then eventually gives up.
Yeah.
Because he's trying to catch him because, oh, you're not supposed to be outside.
There's no one for hundreds of yards in any direction.
But that guy's outside.
He's doing his own thing.
And that's not allowed.
No.
Here's maybe the final one that I'll toss up before we kick off for the night.
I can appreciate that.
You know, I have this thought pretty much.
every week we do this segment.
And what Martina said is this world is so fucked up.
And it's like you read through the headlines and you go, yeah.
Yeah.
Like Marty, you texted me earlier today.
You were just something like, you know, is every week like this?
And I was like, dude, I feel like we need to go to two times a week just because it's always like this.
And this isn't the National Inquirer anymore or some bullshit magazine.
These are real genuine headlines that are legit, you know?
Yeah.
And there's stuff that ends up on the cutting room floor.
And even there was a couple, you know, at the end at the end of it where I was like, I don't know, should we talk about this?
Should we talk about it?
Like, we could have made this twice as long.
Totally.
Well, no.
Every week we can make it like 30 articles.
But you just handpicked 10.
Actually, I kind of, you know, I got to, I'm always curious what the listener thinks, right?
So obviously when this airs tomorrow on the podcast and everything else, the text line and people can text me anytime.
Half of them know my number at all time.
But either way, it's like having Marty on here and adding in a couple things like the M&M story was like really, that was really enjoyable.
Because sometimes we get so focused on the headlines, you kind of forget to like pay attention would actually come out today to keep it like extremely relevant.
Like the M&M thing, not knowing that is like, well, there's another one.
Another one bites the dust for the week, you know?
Like, anyways.
And Barb Golka, I've interviewed her on the podcast while back.
So hi, Barb.
She said the reason why CBC are retracting is it never happened.
I heard Premier Smith say that it was false.
I'm sure Premier Smith had a few choice words on exactly what happened.
Well, I mean, Catherine Tate in her sit down with.
Simon Fraser University said that they were the gold standard for journalistic integrity.
And they have a really high bar.
That's Rachel Gilmore.
You can't do better than Rachel Gilmore.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, yeah, they set the bar really high.
And I'm like, yeah, or maybe the person who sets the bar is really high.
But, yeah.
Martinez says having Marty on is great.
I think.
How come Tuesday never gets that love?
That's bullshit.
Because I never, sorry folks.
If you're texting me, I can't seem to make out those, those ones.
Thanks for hopping on, Marty, with this this week.
Yeah, this was fun.
Yeah, thank you, guys.
Yeah, we seem to have a lot of fun on the Tuesday mashup.
You know, for such depressing stuff that comes through,
we seem to make a few different people laugh.
Some of the comments that come in week to week of people having to pull over
because they're laughing so hard and things like that, it's pretty good.
So hopefully we lived up to that expectation again tonight.
Either way, thanks for hopping on.
Thanks for being here folks on the live stream.
And if you're hearing it obviously Tuesday morning to the Dairy Cartel,
well, we know what you're all about and everything else.
And we'll look forward to the 50 texts at...
I got sent an interesting article about mafia ties to the Dairy Cartel.
We should talk about that in a future episode.
I still think the Dairy Cartel should come on.
And we can put a little mask over his fate, you know, like a little twos.
Well, we'll build a dairy cartel so that he can come on.
And that way we could actually banter with him.
I think that would be a tough fun.
Either way.
Thanks for tuning in to Week 39.
And we will catch up to you guys next week.
Fellas, once again, thanks for hopping on night.
And we'll leave it there.
Thanks, buddy.
Good night, everybody.
Night, Marty.
