Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #42

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include: San Fran wants brothels back, LNG, the NDP not a serious party & the Toronto mayor stepping down after his staffer goes down.  This week's Main Sponsor is AMC Electrical. Find out more here: http://amcelectrical.ca/ Trudeau medley made by Redemption Audio & brought to you by Udderly Ice Cream - Instagram udderlyicecream.armstrong Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500

You know, you had me a little bit nervous this week. Tews, if the listeners don't understand, it's MASH up 42, and Tews is being fashionably late tonight. So welcome aboard MASHP 42. It's like somebody's got a full-time job or something. Yeah, yeah, it's almost as though this whole hurry up and wait idea of the oil field where it's been on the ground for 65 million years, but it needs to come out right fucking now. takes a toll on people. Well, welcome everyone to Mashrap 42,

although we are starting a little light on the old live stream. MASH 42 brought to you by AMC Electrical out of Rocky Mountain House, started back in 2005 by Mr. Drew McKay. Another small-town SaaS kid, I might add their twos. I don't know what it is with the small-town SaaS kids. They seem to be, I don't know, taken over the world, so to speak.

They are. They are. We are, we are legion. He says he's looking for, so this whole thing got started. He reached out to us one night when we were having a little meeting, a choiré, if you would. Anyways, we were sitting having a couple of sass burillas and drew in text and said,

how will you go month by month? Anyway, so he reaches out. Now we got like only a handful of months left. And so it starts like this. He goes, I'm looking for hardworking individuals that understand that oil and gas industry isn't a guaranteed paycheck. It's up and down. There's no free lunch,

but if you work hard enough and make yourself a valuable asset by always expanding your skill set, you'll never be out of work. Ideally, these people would have a love for freedom, enjoy the outdoors, and possess a ticket and instrumentation

or electrical, or maybe just at least be started down the apprenticeship path. The info is in the show notes. If you're so interested, and once again, if you got the fifth booster, maybe don't apply.

It's probably not your place. I just, I really like the fact that, there's so many people out there that just kind of have that same mentality of, you know, the world is your oyster and you can do whatever you want with it. You just need to put your head down and work hard and you can be as successful as you want to be. And if you're the kind of person who's looking for a chance like that, Rocky Mountain House is a beautiful area.

And Drew definitely seems like the kind of guy who'd be awesome to work with and for. Yeah, I got to agree. I met his family. Got to sit down and have a sasperilla with him when I was down in that area. And, yeah, seems like a fantastic guy. And who knows, you know, the fact he's teamed up with us, yeah, who is, I think says all you need to know, maybe. Hey.

Well, don't judge him by that. Don't judge him by that. Hey, I got to throw out. SMP presents the next one, Legacy Media in Eminton, featuring Kid Carson, Wayne Peters, Kim Sims, and Byron Christopher, tickets went on sale for that yesterday. Chris Sims. Chris Sims.

Yeah, she was just on Friday and everybody was like, including myself. It was a banger. Yeah. Like, holy shit. Who is this lady? Anyway, so she's coming to the next SMP presents. That's going to be in Eminton. So buckle up Emmington.

Just real quick. Did you pay for that plug? Yes, I did. Here's what the audience was saying after last week's episode. Okay. I think overall, they said the bow. Bowser, the buzzer is loud. And so I'm going to turn it down incrementally this week.

There wasn't enough chatter to say, get rid of the buzzer. It was just like it kind of startles people. Okay, well, we'll try and we'll try and just knock it down a couple pegs. Dust said the buzzer is fine, two's whiny voice on the other hand. I totally knew that was Dust. There was another one. Great mashup today. Love learning about the dairy cartel had no ideal and love the intro song.

I played at 1.2 speed. dance my kitchen, so please keep it going. And then I like this one. I must say, two's had some great one liners this week, not that part. Great way to start the day. Please bring back on D.C. I love how they took the D.C. And I'm like, yeah, see, yeah, we got, yeah, the dairy cartel.

Anyways, this is becoming part of the, yeah, whatever. He's becoming a fixture on the show. I quite enjoyed having him on. We definitely need to look at that down the road. I agree. He definitely nailed it as a guest. And then... Especially for me and somebody who I don't think, I presume,

hasn't really done this sort of thing before. But DC, if you're listening, you suck and you're the worst. We all know the dairy cartels listening. You know why I know the dairy cartels listening? Here's another dairy cartel, okay? She said, I have a person to write you a little jingle for your mashup, which we're going to unveil today. I haven't quite decided which number or two is because somebody showed up late.

Yeah, sorry, I forgot to put it in the notes, but shoot, I'll tell you here real. quick. You know, this is, this is what I have to deal with, folks. I'm sorry. As, as, as you're, as you're looking, as you're looking, as you're looking, this is what she said. My brother-in-law owns an audio engineering company in Calgary called Redemption Audio and her daughters, uh, who own ice cream sandwich stand would like to pay for his work as long as we promoted their Instagram page, which is utterly ice cream. Armstrong. That's Charlotte, Emma, Lucy, and Mila. So shut up to the girls.

How old are these kids that have their own ice cream shop? I tell you what. Like are they children? Yeah, absolutely. And I was like, and they're going to, they're going to have their own ice cream shop. Yeah. That is, okay, that is, that is so much better. Okay, the Caribbean one is where it would fit perfect.

Okay. Well, we're going to unveil something today. We'll see what you all think about it. And supposedly, supposedly there's another jingle coming in. I've heard different people say they got stuff in the works. We can mix it up. They also say, said they'd like to hear twos make a, uh, a version of something like an easy, you know,

nobody said that change. Yes, they did. Here it is. Change the buzzer to a clip of twos saying, that was easy. And they kind of sound the same as what he, what he said. Anyways, hey, that's a suggestion too. Just saying it's on the notes. There's a really good mum joke there that I'm going to leave hanging. Okay, here. I set the clock for 32, 22. I figure with the dairy cartel off, Two's tired and shown up late. We might as well try and keep it relatively. I'm not tired. I'm exhausted.

Exhausted. So this might get weird. Okay. Well, the clock has started. I'm going to, I'm going to shorten up the, we're going to set it to 39. That's where the buzzer's going.

39 this week, folks. So we'll see if that helps. Everybody else. Anyways, six packs are racist. Yes, that is a two's headline for you. Expensive membership, pricey equipment out of reach for many. We haven't kept up with creating green,

bases or lighting streets well and make it accessible for people to exercise. Perzella says the story of fitness culture is one of expansion, expansions and expanses him, but that expansion has not improved access for the less affluent. She says that the idea that all you need is a pair of running shoes might seem simple. Even shoes are not that cheap. And it went on and on and on. Who do you know who doesn't own shoes?

I don't know. Nobody. Maybe almost. One of the other things was it talked about how people, visible minorities and whatnot. They live in shady areas, which is in and of itself. Earlier this, earlier this month, researchers reported that a network of online fascist fitness chat groups on the encrypted platform, Telegram, are recruiting and radicalizing young men with neo-Nazi and white supremac extremists

extremists' ideologies initially learned with health tips and strategies for positive physical changes. New recruits are later invited to close chat groups where far-right content is shared. I can't make this stuff. up. This is what it is. But I mean, they never define far right content. So things like personal fitness where you take personal ownership of your own actual physical well-being, that's pretty much far right.

Circling back to that thing you cut me off from, son of a bitch. Okay. So they talk about how minorities live in basically the hood and it's not safe for them to go out running. How stupid do you have to beat a rob a jogger? Like, what are you going to get from them? Shoelaces and some track pants? Maybe if they're real throwbacks, you can get the actual snap ones. Remember those? Like, nobody robs joggers.

It's probably about the safest way to go from A to B. And here's the thing is you got to catch them. You got to do an intercept course on them. They're not just walking slowly. If you pull a knife out and you go running after them, they just run past you. That's kind of their thing. That's what they do. They jog, they run.

Fitness is not unobtainable. And even if it was something like that, you could still lift heavy things around your house. You can still do all kinds of stuff. There's this thing called Body Rock online where they've got whole segments about how you can work out in a hotel room with literally just the duffel bag that you brought with you.

Not to mention they said the cost of it. And like gyms all got shut down during the pandemic. So they are literally. you're going to decide that they're critical businesses? Literally, they're begging you to come back with like free months, free trials, free. Like they're just trying. How many people got home gear? Well, I'm just saying.

Or fell out of the habit. At the end of the day, yeah, here we go. Here, here folks. But everything's racist. That seems, well, they threw everything at this article. Everything. Racism. White supremacy, you name it.

I swear to God that it just we're going to get into this later but basically anything that normal people say they like gets to just get labeled as alt-right and then people on the left are automatically against it no matter how weird a situation it puts them in. Eminton is a literal shithole another. That's what I was just talking about. Well I mean this is funny. The two back-to-back headlines from twos, Anyways, there was a...

Throw up that picture. Oh, well, here, let me... I'll grab the picture here in a sec. It was a stabbing in Emmington and Toronto. And then another article, Mayor Jodi Yondack was an article. It was a Twitter video. Well, wants to find protesters now at drag shows.

Calgary mayor says hate-fueled demonstrations cannot go on after a scheduled drag event was postponed for safety concerns due to a planned protest. Adding the city will use bylaws to, find people communicating hateful messages and I will look for uh what what are you talking to is I'm the one of the dude taking a dump in the garbage can I do and for those of you listening along you probably pretty much pictured it except it's not like some outside dumpster this is the garbage can in presumably presumably Edmonton transit but yeah while we're on it there it is

right there what an absolute beauty. You people call me shameless. This guy I got nothing on him. He's literally he's literally he's literally what is he going to wipe his ass with? He's just going to drag it along the cement floor

like a dog? For the people listening, it's a guy taking a shit in a garbage can. I'm surprised that guy owns a belt. You see it around his ankles. I'm like, wow, you know, the homeless people are really well dressed nowadays. But this is what happens when your economy goes to shit too. Yeah. And then it ends up in an LRT garbage can.

But then you've got you've got Jody Gondack saying that this is hate-fueled and in the the criticism against all this this kids reading of drag show stuff is that it should fall under the LGBTQ LMNOP, etc. The LGBT, CETA. and it's not it's just it's just another fetish like any other thing like it these people just get off on dressing up like women which i'm not going to judge anybody but you're not going to put foot worship under protected speech are you like is that the next step like what's like they're talking about trying to put furries under this umbrella like you want to dress up like a team mascot when you're banging somebody hey that's

that's fine. But this isn't some sort of a protected sort of thing. And this whole idea of just the intersectionality of it is ridiculous. Yeah, actually, you know what? You should have cut me off because. Toronto mayor steps down after Stafford goes down. This one's for less out in Ontario. After Stafford goes down.

After Stafford goes down. This one's for last. John Torrey. emits affair with former Stafford during pandemic and steps down as the mayor of Toronto. I mean, yeah, so apparently this started during the pandemic and they broke it off this year. So he was in a three-year relationship.

It's not really a fling. And he'd been married to his wife for 40 years. You know, 40 years. Yeah. Well. I mean, I'm sure the people out in Ontario have their own thoughts. I'm certainly the people out in Toronto have their own thoughts.

but I mean what more can really be said. Like I mean... Well, here's the thing. Like, I don't really want to defend this kind of behavior. But the problem is, is it's conditioned behavior. He gets so used to fucking all the taxpayers that he just thinks what's one more? You know, that's where... Actually, that is where I don't need the buzzer.

That's where I need like an applause, you know? Bravo. That's the one way I just think I've ever heard that from you before, Sean. I think that was pretty good. I think that was well done. I'm just saying, folks. Thank you. I don't know.

There has to be something. I'll be here all night. Maybe this is where Toos has, that was easy. You know, I just, that was easy. Anyways, the NEP are not a serious party. I think we've, I feel like this almost should be a weekly headline because there's always something new and interesting.

You know, you were talking a few weeks ago about how we don't cover them. Like, that's because they're a bunch of idiots. But then they keep proving me right. Just incessantly. It never ends. Yeah, this, so, yeah, the best was it was Jordan Peterson and Rex Murphy who wrote an article together. They co-wrote an article.

For National Post. And I was like, like, A, it was long. But two, it was so beautifully written. It just makes you laugh. So here, I'll try and pull out some excerpts and let the people get a feel for the article. It said, without Jagmeet Singh, the liberals that Mr. Trudeau could not and would not survive as a government. Singh underwrites the Trudeau Liberals legislation. He guarantees their hold on power.

He protects him from losing a vote in Parliament. Then playing Mr. Hyde to his own Dr. Jekyll. He decamps to Twitter. I thought was masterful. Daily to bemoan the cynicism, failings, and carelessness of the self-same Mr. Trudeau in the government. The hypothetical leader of the hypothetical NDP evidently either does not understand the concept to self-contradiction or believes that being Jagmeet Singh means the concept simply does not apply. On the matter of politically having your cake and eating it too,

Jagmeek Singh is his own bakery. Beautiful. Finally one more. Elected as a figurehead of inclusion, campaigning as a pseudo-celebrity, embed with the liberals, incapable of putting forward any concrete principles, let alone a vision,

propping up a scandal-ridden, corrupt, ideologically-a-old regime hell-bent on destroying the last vestiges of Canada's economy and international reputation. Can anyone to at all answer the question? who is Jagmeet Singh and what the hell is he doing? There you go. There was so many $4 words in there that they can't even keep up with inflation.

It was honestly, Rex, if you're listening, let's do something like this, you and I. I feel like it could be a lot of fun. How much fun would Rex Murphy be on this show? Like I would just sit back and just- I mean, he's a new fee, so you'd sit back and you'd be like, I'm sorry, can you repeat that? Can you repeat that? Can you slow that down to half speed? People be listening to the podcast.

They wouldn't be dancing to 1.2 speed in the kitchen. They'd be slowing it down to a quarter speed and just being like, what in the yarn, nair and how's it going on there by? Did that, did that boy just say? I tell you what, if Rex is listening, that would be a ton of fun. What am I looking for here, boys and girls? I somewhere missed the next article. No.

but I, I, uh, hmm. I don't know what I did with it. So, well, we're just going to have a brief momentary. I, I should have brought my guitar, I guess, so that I could just entertain everybody while you try to figure out what the button does what. You know, that's funny.

Is, uh, is, uh, is not one, not one, not one. The next one is the sign, Sean. Not one person commented on your singing last week. I find that really. interesting. How is it the twos breaks out the guitar? It's just like, what the hell is that? I imagine it's because it was incredibly

middle of the road. Did people just black it out? Like, that didn't happen. That didn't happen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they repressed the memories. That would make more sense, actually. The headline is 220. Oh my God.

Like, could we just write it up with chalk or something like that? Do we need a whiteboard? 22 political prisoners. You're skipping the Ottawa sign. You know what? I don't even want to talk about it because on my list... I want to talk about it. Well, I'm going to.

It's the one... Anyways, don't worry about it. Jesus Christ, who wrote this? We're like an old married couple here, folks, tonight. I don't know. He shows up late. Now we're at each other. Anyways, some 222 inmates considered by many to be political prisoners of the government.

I'm Nicaraguan. President Daniel Ortega flew to Washington on Thursday. Ortega has maintained that his imprisoned impotent impotence and others were behind the 2018 street protests that he claims are a plot to overthrow him. Tens of thousands have fled into exile since Nicaraguan security forces violently put down these anti-government protests. Isn't it interesting that we talk about places like Nicaragua and Canada, violently putting down anti-government protests in the street?

And I have no idea why we're covering the specific number of political prisoners. I couldn't come up with a good reason why I just yeah just just a complete number at random but I I do find it really interesting that in and amongst all of the specifically named people were all the ones who were going to run against him which is interesting because I mean if you're going to talk about vote splitting why not just let them all run against you and then you can just pick up all the slack in between them but this is brutal like this is this is a step, granted it's, it's not a small step, but, you know, from freezing bank accounts and getting trampled with horses, this is the same vein as how the Freedom Convoy was treated.

We literally jailed a woman for like 50-some days. Yeah. I mean, it isn't 222 political prisoners, but I think we can draw comparisons. I'm pretty sure we're only a year or two away from a 222 political prisoner anyway. It's possible. Here's what Toos was talking about, okay? Ottawa commemorates battle against freedom. A commemorative plaque celebrating a watershed moment of citizen resistance to, no, not to Ottawa, to the Freedom Convoy last year has been taken down.

Yeah, you heard me say that right. The plaque commemorated the so-called Battle of Billings Bridge when hundreds of people blocked an intersection to prevent convoy protesters from driving. downtown on the third weekend of the occupation. At the spot on February 13th, 2022, every day citizens and Ram Ranch resistance members peacefully stood in the weight of those who trampled citizens, right to peace, free movement, and a free expression.

The plaque commemorates the ordinate people who did something extraordinary when their leaders would not. A peaceful protest in Ottawa. Isn't that interesting? Can you pull up the picture of that, by the way? Oh, yes, I can. Yeah, yeah. Give me a sec here. It was in the note, Sean. You know, folks, this is what I get to deal with, you know?

I mean, Jesus Christ, I feel like, are you the person who hung this sign up all ass backwards and crooked? You know, it's funny. Like, I have to worry about twos, you know, showing up on time. He doesn't. Then I got, you know, and I just... This is the first time I've ever been late to one. Boom. And we've done, like, one out of 42? That's pretty good. Okay. Well, there you go. There's where it was.

Look at how fucking crooked that is. These are the people. Like, the people who just paid to get some sign made, and then they got some glue, and they hung it up, and it was able to get pulled off with a screwdriver. There's no craftsmanship. These people have no hands-on skills. Can you imagine if the blue-collared people decide to put up a sign?

Well, no, they would have to build it down. They would have, they would have, it out, they would have counter sunk the bolts in and probably put in redlock tight. It would have been all like, you know, tap and die. And that thing, like, you'd have to tear down that piece of cement to get, to get rid of it. Like, it would just be, or they would just very quickly chisel the engraving into it. And they would have to either rip it all out entirely or just shave it down half an inch. I'm not trying to give anyone, I'm not trying to give anyone anything.

ideas. And it would be kind of funny to see. It would be kind of funny to see. I found it really interesting that CTV News, who's absolutely unbiased and we have absolutely nothing critical to say about them

or their part in the $600 million media bailout, who were completely impartial, said that it was a watershed moment for protesting. On LNG, can to miss the boat, set fire to the deck,

and sank the bastard. Yeah, don't tell me about it. The new CEO of Pipe Blind Giant Enbridge Inc. says regulatory uncertainty in this country has resulted in a lost decade for Canadian liquefied natural gas production. And then it went on to say U.S. LNG exports average 11.1 billion cubic feet per day during the first half of 2022. Okay, wait for it. According to the EIA, while Canada's not yet have a single LNG export terminal in operation. Okay, now just just real quick

If any of you or the feet people that we were talking about before 11 billion cubic feet isn't the weird sex thing you're thinking it is I'm just I mean we What can you say to this news? I mean this is this is jokes aside about for a while So granted The conservative government were

absolute meatheads when it came to regulatory compliance and the amount of red tape that they put into place and enforced and added to and everything else like that. So honestly, anybody who is involved with the Conservative Party before the Liberals took over does not have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing this because a lot of the red tape involved was put there or enforced when the when the NAB Act was updated many times. that's on them. But the liberals just really just took it and just threw a grenade in the whole thing.

I mean, granted, there was a lot of holes in it before, but they just absolutely detonated it. And there's no reason why, like the natural gas doesn't just magically stop at the 49th parallel, right? Just the regulations do, right? It's why when you look at older pictures of Canada with the wells that are dug in them, it looked like it looked like oil just magically stopped at the fourth meridian like you've got

everything in Alberta and then as soon as you hit Saskatchewan it ends and you're like well that's really convenient a line that worked out pretty that worked out pretty well for alberta that they happened to finish their their territory right at the point where the oil stopped no it didn't the regulations changed when you went over and that's what changed and then now in recent years after they got rid of the NDP it's gotten a little bit better but This is it. This could be our ticket to well-being, prosperity, our health care sands, the oil that pays for all of this free shit that people love to talk about.

It could be so much better if you guys just quit being jackasses. And it would eliminate global greenhouse gases because you always, everybody cares about lowering emissions. Well, let's send a bunch of natural gas to Nick Rog. so they don't use coal to set their political protesters on fire. Yeah, or dung, right? The two big ones in the third world parts of our third world country. Was it Chris that talking about that?

Yeah, well, how much shit they burned to heat their houses in India? And well, you know what? Instead of burning shit, why don't we just burn natural gas? Because that's common sense. Is this a crazy idea? Is this really all that weird? No, it isn't. Like, no wonder cows are sacred in India.

It's the only way they get anything to heat their houses with. All right. Healthcare system committing medically assisted suicide. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau met with Canada's premieres last week to pitch a plan to send roughly 46.2 billion in new money to the provinces and territories over 10 years to help prop up a faltering health care system. Ottawa's proposed on... It's fucking broken.

Continue. Can I continue? I just said continue. Uh-huh. Okay. Anyways, Ottawa's proposal includes a top-up to the Canada health transfer and new money directed at four priority areas. Health facility or health, oh, Jesus, family health services, health workers and backlogs, mental health and substance use, and a modernized health system. Went on to say to access this enhanced CHT, which is Canada Health Transfer, provinces must first commit to a substance use and a modernized health system.

which is Ken to Health Transfer, provinces must first commit to improving how health data is collected, shared, used, and reported to Canadians to promote greater transparency on results and to help manage public health emergencies, the government said in a background document supplied

to reporters. Okay, let me just start here real fucking quick. All right. So, the federal government collects our taxes, both federally and provincially, And then it gives the provincial government the amount that it respectively is entitled to,

not because any good fucking reason other than just legislation. But they disperse the money as it's collected proportionally. Okay. And now we've got this thing called equalization that says that the provinces that don't have as much earning capacity, get more free money from other places that earn more so that they can pay for their their free stuff. Okay. So now instead of saying we are because sorry, let me back up a second. So health care is a provincial thing. So the federal government collects health care money in part of the provincial income and gives it to them. And then it collects federal income and then gives more

of that in different ways as it sees fit. Not as the taxpayers see fit, but as the federal government sees fit. If you're thinking about this from a strictly efficient mindset, why the hell would you have part of the money go through an extra set of hoops and and rules and regulations and whatever else to get to where it's going to anyway? Lower the federal tax, increase the provincial tax by the commensurate amount, and take out the fucking red tape. just to keep things simple.

But here's the thing. Nothing in government can ever be simple. And when it's complicated, they're like, well, what if we threw another few fucking screws into it? So they probably like the control. They like watching people dance. And they get to skim. And they like wasting money.

Yes. And they get to skim. You're absolutely right. I mean, yeah. Could we cut out the middleman? Sure. Are they going to want to do that? God forbid we do something that makes goddamn sense in health care.

All right We like to say people kind Not necessarily mankind More inclusive There we go Exactly Dad, thank you And the budget will balance itself

Man You are one pathetic loser Oh man Man You are one pathetic loser That was perfect on so many levels especially after he got that idiot Lloyd haircut like six,

eight months ago. I didn't know about that. Everything about that clip hit every single perfect note. I'm so happy with it. It couldn't be better done. I lost my. You lost what?

What are you doing? You're fucking with the flow. What happened? Oh, do you? how do you know what I'm saying if you lost your headphones? All right. So Sean's experiencing technical difficulties. So I'm just going to, oh, are you back now?

I am back. That was, that was finally. I mean, I missed your rant on it. But you know what? I was thinking to myself, you're probably bang on with the Justin Trudeau thing. The guy from Redemption Audio who did it probably added that in because it fit perfectly. with not only the clips, but the stupid hair.

But also the fact that he's a fucking idiot. Well, and once again... Not the Redemption Audio guy, our prime minister, to be clear. I'm curious what people think. This is what the, this week's question is about. What do you think of that little segment

as we draw into Travel Weary PM? Honestly, I don't even care what anybody thinks. I love it. Shut out to, to Redemption Audio, and then to the girls' utterly ice cream. Dot Armstrong, Charlotte. and Lucy Mela for paying for that.

What specifically is their Instagram handle? That's what I'm saying. Their Instagram handle is utterly ice cream dot Armstrong. Okay. Utterly. With T's or D's? D's, utterly.

All right. I'll put it in the show notes, okay? I'll put it in the show notes, people. Here we go. Utterly ice cream. I just want to get things right. I know. Utterly ice cream.

That's on Instagram. All right. I thought that was clever. Anyways, and shout out to them for putting that together. Anyways, here, here, travel where PM generally accepts mission to the Caribbean, said no Canadian ever except for Justin. It's just so hard to be prime minister in a country where they just keep getting you to travel all the time. And it's always so hot where you're going.

It's never, it's never Wisconsin or Yorkton. Nobody ever said Oh actually he was in Yukon this week So that's not totally fair But was that was that to look Was that to look at the flying thing They shot down in the Yukon The UFO?

Yeah well they shoot down a UFO in Yukon And then he's there the next day Because apparently they Like they said take me to your leader We're like you're not going to like it But we can do that We can just give you our leader Is that possible?

Can you just take him with you? Is it no? Not okay? beam him up to the mothership? Oh, God. Prime Minister Justin Trill will be traveling to the Bahamas next week to meet with his counterparts from 20 Caribbean governments. A release from Trudeau's office says he will be in Nassau on February 15th.

Yeah, fire away. What? Okay, his counterparts in the Caribbean? Did they just say that he is part Cuban? Oh, that's an interesting thought. I don't know. Because last time I checked, and it's been a while since I opened an app, because who owns one nowadays.

Canada is not a Caribbean nation. So the only way that Justin Trudeau could be a counterpart to Caribbean nations is if he was in fact half Cuban. We just broke it here. You know, you heard it here. You heard it here 50 million. A release from Trudeau's office says he will be in NASA on February 15th, 16th as a special

guest at the 44th conference of heads of government of the Caribbean. and community commonly referred to as Caracom. The statement says Haiti will be a key discussion topic as leaders wrestle with ways to support a country disset by politically instability and rising gang violence. Hundreds have been killed kidnapped by gangs who have filled a power vacuum in Haiti where no elections have taken place since before COVID-19. The Haitian government has called for international military support to stabilize the country and U.S. officials have said Canada would be an ideal option that leaded such a force.

but Trudeau has said Ottawa only based on political dissidents. Well, who do we know who can do that? Send. All right. So these Haitians that don't like us, I don't know what we could call them.

But let's get Justin Trudeau in to get rid of these haters. Oh, man. Imagine if he just started showing up or, imagine if he just started showing up all over and around the world, just shutting down protests, right? Yeah.

Here comes Justin Trudeau again. His next trip's going to be to Nick And he's going to be like, what's up by Nicaragua? Oh, man. I just want to play the clip again and just end it with, man, you're one pathetic loser. Anyways. Black church denied funding by liberals for not being black face enough. Members of a historic Black Windsor Church are speaking out after being denied funding under a federal government program designed to support black

communities because they didn't meet eligibility requirements. I'm not here to complain about being rejected, said church clerk Nancy Allen. I'm here to say when you're rejected because of your ethnicity and you're told that you're not black enough to receive this grant because it was for a black led organization. Well, that's very, very, well, it's disheartening. Yeah, so they got blacklisted. A black shirt. And it's funny, they said in the article, the word black is used, I'll bet a hundred times.

They're talking about the application process, right? I mean, and then they, they're looking for more grants for, they're looking for a little bit of funding. They want $98,000 because they're not in the black right now, and that's probably it. And this is, this is a church that was involved in the underground railroad. road. Like they basically just helped free the slaves and then said, let's worship here on Sunday. And they've got descendants of those people still attending this church. Like this is, I don't know if they've got a black Jesus inside or not. It's interesting. You know, you always see like the different minorities of Jesus or whatever else.

And they always seem to be white here, even though, I mean, the dude's definitely not white. I mean, he's from a place called the Middle East. So it just there's there's so much about this where you're like, okay, well, the government, first of all, is giving grants based on ethnicity and self-identification associated with that ethnicity. So it's not even just religious adherence to that ethnicity. And you'd think if anybody would be known for religious adherence, it would be an actual church in this case. But no, all of this just falls apart on its head. They don't self-identify as black. Well, that's because they are black.

You can't make this up. I mean, you just can't. Here's a curveball for twos. I know you saw this on Twitter. San Fran, where red lights mean go. This is Michael Schellenberg. So this is like gets strange. It says in response to drug labs blowing up homes,

MS-13 sex trafficking children, and deadly downtown drug scene drugs. driving the highest U.S. commercial vacancy rate, San Francisco leaders are seeking to put drug dens in every neighborhood, legalize brothels, and promote drug tourism. And I pulled up some of the pictures of kind of what is going on there, just to kind of give the little bit of background on what he's talking about. But San Fran continues to, I don't know, embrace what it's doing.

Yeah, like, I mean, like prostitution soon be legal in San Francisco. A city supervisor is pushing for it. I say go for it. Honestly, like I think it's great that they're conducting this social experiment. It sucks that they're doing it to the detriment of everybody who fucking lives there. But you have to allow communities to gather around what they believe in and try it out.

I mean, you don't get any progress if you standardization stagnation, stagnates innovation. Where does this end for San Fran? It ends in a fiery ball of nothing and there's no more money to maintain the golden bridge and it ends up looking like all those bridges around Gotham City and the Dark Night Rises.

That's, oh yeah, and there's people shooting heroin as they jump off of it to their demise. That's basically where this goes. But here's the thing is if they keep voting for the people who put this forward. It's the same argument you hear from people in fucking Quebec.

They say, oh, that is not us. That is our politicians. You say, yeah, but who the fuck voted for him, dickhole? You just had to take a crack at the old Quebecwa, didn't you? I can't help myself. All right, happy, happy news. This is an interesting one. Anonymous man makes earth-shaking donation.

An anonymous man in the United States has donated 30 million to earthquake victims in Turkey and Syria. And then Pakistan's prime minister tweeted the news on Saturday. He said he's deeply moved by the example of an anonymous Pakistani who walked into Turkish embassy in the U.S. donated 30 million for earthquake victims in Turkey and Syria. These are such glorious acts of philanthropy that enable humanity to triumph over the seemingly. seemingly insurmountable odds, man, that was a sentence. Anyways, I thought that, you know, I mean, happy news, man. I mean, like, so you've got this big earthquake that happens in Turkey and Syria and nobody updates their Twitter profile to flags of those countries because it's not the current thing yet, which is a damn shame.

It's too bad it didn't happen a few weeks later. I don't know. Maybe the aftershocks will get a few support sympathy things and they can just go trolling around for months, just getting billions of dollars and billions of dollars to buy the equipment they need to rebuild and then asking for the equipment after they've gotten the money, you know, like some countries out there. And I think this is absolutely wonderful because you don't need government to step in and just solve everybody's problems.

If you just leave it to people, we are, San Francisco aside. Edmonton aside, we're fairly good folks for the most part. And we like to take care of each other. Right? Not in the, I'm going to rob a mugger sort of way

I'm going to take care of you. But just we genuinely like to take care of each other and we want to make sure that people do well. And when bad things happen, we look after our families, our communities, even if that spans countries. Shall we go to comments? Yeah.

Oh, here we go. Here we go. Okay. I totally forgot about this second. This is from Facebook. So I'm going to take a look at Twitter here and two sort because I missed. I missed a few from Twitter last week. So here we'll walk in.

Here's what we got. Okay, Lisa. Man, what are we going to have? Is it Blahey? Is that what it is? I have no idea. And I, it isn't Lisa. It's Liz, Liz, lies.

Oh, man. Anyways, Tuesday, you're always making me laugh. And Tron can't get a freaking, can't get a freaking name link. I really appreciate the fact that you read that completely wrong. Move on to the next one. No kidding, right? Like Anthony Murray, good evening, guys. Amen.

This was Merri Lee LaFlaar. Shout out to the dairy cartel. Shout out to the dairy cartel. Yeah, with you guys were talking. Made lots of sense. how about Terrick getting in

how do you glout how do you glorious bastards Have you seen what he's doing with the NDP breakdowns on Twitter? Yeah so he's going through so because rural Alberta is pretty much

a slam dunk UCP I think it is a slam dunk UCP and Edmonton is a slam dunk NDP because they like free shit and they don't want to work for it And so you're now left with Calgary where there's really just kind of, it's a losing battle long term for the UCP, but it's, it's the last battleground. And it's, it's interesting the way the tide's been turning.

It looks like the UCP are going to win. But he's breaking it down riding by riding and what the risk is of having the NDP win, because let's be honest, the NDP are an absolute fucking shit show. There's a reason why they're not running on their track record. They have four years of what they did. They've got almost 1,500 days worth of, we did this, we did this, we did this, we did this. And they are running on none of it because none of it was good. I just find it very comical to watch him pull apart.

Yeah, he just breaks it down riding by riding. He's like, here's this person. Here's why they're fucking crazy. Here's some decent reasons why you shouldn't vote for him. So if you're not following Terrick on Nag on Twitter, you definitely should. Yeah, it's good to, it's a good for chuckle if nothing else. We got a bunch of other ones that, you know, I do this at the end.

So I'm reading through them, I'm going, for a guy, I have no idea what they're even talking about anymore. So Brian said he should open your next show. It's like, and there's a few more like this and I'm like, you know. Oh, because it was something specifically that we were talking about a specific time. Yeah. I'm guessing Derry Cartel. Yeah, maybe.

And then just a few others just laughing. Oh my God, laughing. L.O.L. So obviously at some point they thought whatever we were writing to today was funny. Murray Cochran came in with selective hearing. Yeah, somewhere in there. That's probably true for all of us. Happy news.

Mashup 42. Appreciate you all tuning in, especially the live stream. And then, of course, tomorrow morning, I'm going to have my ear blown off by the D.C., the dairy cartel, I'm sure. Bright and early. It's totally going to go to his head. Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah.

He's going to swell up like a bread hafer. Oh, man. Mashup 42. AMC electrical. Thanks again for kicking this off. I, you know, when I go back up to the top here, twos, when he texted us that night, this is like, this is what, three weeks ago? Maybe four? Maybe a tiny bit more, but probably about three weeks, yeah.

Um, we had zero, we didn't know what we were doing for 2023, right? And so we're just kind of talking about it. And then Drew McKay, uh, sends us the text. And now, you know what we have left? Uh, we have a couple weeks in July, a couple weeks in September, November and December. That's it. I, I think everything else is taken. So if you're sitting there going, um, uh, you know, um, yeah, I'll see about the end of the year. It's like, uh, uh, This pace keeps up in a couple weeks. She's going to be gone. Shister, get off the Krauson. And how about them else? What is Murray Cochran talking about now? What do we talk about? I don't care.

I think you mean the Eskimos. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about the Eskimos and we'll talk about your comments. Happy news here, Murray. It's happy news. Anyways, yeah. If your business out there looking to get on with the Tuesday mashup,

times a ticking, because things are going. going crazy right now. So it's, it's been a, it's been an interesting couple weeks here of Sean trying to keep up to it. Either way,

thanks for tuning in to mashup 42. And, uh, next time. And, uh, and next time,

I assume twos will be on time for all you people trying to tune into the live stream. I was on time. I was just, I was having trouble with the clicky thing. Nobody wants excuses. Nobody wants excuses, you know.

Dude, we talked like 15 minutes before and I was like, I'm just setting up right now. Mm-hmm. All right. Okay. That's fine. He's starting to sound like a politician more and more, isn't he, people?

Vote twos and nothing will change. I'm not a crook. All right. We'll catch you next week, Big fella. And to all you, have a great night. Or if you're just tuning in this morning, well, I hope you enjoyed Mashup 42. We'll catch you next week. Thanks a lot, Sean.

And thanks, thanks, everybody.