Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #58

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include a pedophile hit by a truck, Al Pacino knocks up a 29 year old and our government is ran by idiots. This week's main sponsor is Ironjet Exteriors You can contact them at 780-677-0202 Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500 SNP Presents: Luongo & Krainer https://www.showpass.com/snp-presents-luongo-krainer/ Substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/shaunnewmanpodcast

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it's got to be something you take pride in keep up on as annoying as the ongoing expense seems to always be like oh i got to buy another one of these or i got to fix this i just had a lake under my sink the other day. And yeah, luckily, I just happened to be going into the kitchen at the exact right time because if it had been an hour or two later, it would have been an absolute,

godawful mess. Yeah, well, I, I've been fortunate on the set, knock on wood. And, man, I don't know, did you guys get brain up down south? I guess I shouldn't say up. No, it's prior than British humor down here. We got four inches, well, my parents got four inches, and a neighbor just east of them got five.

And then we just got downpored on all over again. So I'm sure you got some wise crack in there, too. Is that where you're going with? No, no. I don't have anything to say about four inches your parents got. I wouldn't make a joke like that. Oh, man. Welcome back to the Tuesday mashup.

Regardless of how badly you set yourself up for it. Welcome back to the Tuesday mashup. where Sean isn't eating fries and, uh, and war out at one in the morning, you know? It's like, Tuesday's like, let's, let's do it tonight. And I'm like, I don't know, man. I'm war out. I'm tired, you know. I didn't want to do it. And you were like, we have to do it. And I was like, well, I don't know. I don't. I don't remember that's how the conversation went. It doesn't matter. We got through it. We got 57 out. We haven't, uh, we didn't miss it. And, um, you know, uh, it was crazy. The amount of feedback the next day on the election night coverage. Uh, there was a ton of

people, they're like, I had no idea what the heck you guys were talking about. We turned in the last, like, last three hours because it went five flipping hours. And they're like, the last three hours were phenomenal. And you're like, oh, okay. Well, yeah, there were some technical glitches at the start that had Sean a little depressed. That's about as simple as it was. Man, I was very impressed with how Vance came in. And did you call him or did he call you? How exactly did that happen? Vance? Yeah. When he didn't show, you mean?

Well, when you were talking to him and I got the distinct impression that he pretty much talked you off a cliff. Oh, yeah, well, that is true. Okay, Vance, I'll give you that one. He did shoot me a text. He said the people were there to watch us and don't worry about the tech difficulties just to roll with it and have some fun. And he was great. I mean, huge shout out. We probably said it in the last one, but I'll resale.

again. You showed out to Tim Mowen, who you were just on his show. You know, you could let a brother know. Anyways, he was on and then we had my brother, Dustin, who's been on the show before, and they really held it down there, I thought, for a little bit while we dealt with some things. And of course, Tuesdays does what Tuesdays. And, you know, the night was actually quite successful. It was just an absolute blur. Like, I haven't gone back and watched it, but I feel like I probably should because, you know, it just, well, especially considering the fact that it went on for five hours. Five hours.

Like five hours. Yeah. And so, yeah, it was just, you know, you kind of just walked out, just shell shocked.

I was so bagged the next day. And I was still recovering a couple days later. Like, it's the same kind of thing you talk about what the Sean Newman presents, which you've got one coming up and you haven't even done your free communist plug on your. Well, Tom Longo,

Alex Cranner at this point, you know, I'm like, I keep saying it. And we got some cool people coming to town that weekend. Chris Barber, okay, big red. It's going to be in town, right? But then, oh, my goodness, I'm going to check my phone right now because I'm spacing on his name. And that's terrible of me.

Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to like this. Brett Oland. Do you know who that is? I don't think I do. He's the CEO of Bow Valley Credit Union. He's the guy that's got the bank.

Interesting. He's coming Saturday. You got Dale Wilker. So if you're listening to Dale, he's coming out of BC. He's the soil whisper. So, yeah, and then it should be, you know, I don't know. Tews is going to be in the house on Saturday. So there's going to be a few different characters run around.

And at this point, I'm like, you know, I've been hearing different things about lake this and lake that. And, you know, and I get it. Listen, Sean probably won't plan another event, Tews for June. I'm realizing that June is summer here. and people don't like their weekends messed with. And saying that, I've been talking to a lot of different people that are followers of Tom Mowango and Alex Traynor,

and they think it's insane that Lloyd Minster is getting this. So, hey, I take that as a feather in the cap. And for anybody who hasn't heard any of the times that they've been on your show, just pick any one of them. Yes, they're extremely knowledgeable about everything. at a global scale, but also just the rapport they have, the back and forth, it's really good. I'm wondering if I can sit in the crowd and watch and just have a mic on me.

And then when they get dry, which will never happen. But if it did, I could just be like, Tom, what do you think about gold and then just like kind of drop the mic and let them go off again? Or what do you think about Hunter Biden's laptop and drop the mic again and just let them go, you know? Because the two of them once they get rolling. Wow, that's true. Once the two of them get rolling, man, they, they roll. So if people are interested in the show notes on the podcast for sure, it'll be there or just check any of my social media. We are closing ticket sales out here in like the next like 24 hours because of food and all that jazz.

So if you want to get a ticket, yes, of course. Now, let's get on to tonight's festivities. We didn't even do this last week. So here we go. I've been I've been fulminant. I had this all red by this afternoon. I was just like, I was sitting here tonight and I'm like, huh, what do I do now? Kids are slowly going to sleep. They finally go to sleep. And I'm like, I don't know what to do. You're all cut up for the day even a little bit early. That's right.

Well, I was doing this last night. Like, so, because I recorded with Tim, I had the Vance Crowe book club. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What book did you guys read? We read a study in Scarlet, which is the first Arthur, or Arthur Conan Doyle's first Sherlock Holmes. novel. And was it good? Yeah, it was really good.

It just, it's, it kind of starts off with him doing a bunch of detective stuff, not really explaining it. And then he just orders a handsome, you know, like a, a cab basically from old time. The guy comes up to get their luggage. He throw the cuffs on him and he's like, here's the guy. You're like, what the, what just happened here? And then it cuts to Utah for like a third of the book and you're just so baffled but it's really interesting it's it's it's an interesting book but yeah and then and then i did tim's show right after that i didn't even realize tim moan had a podcast until he asked me to be on it so yeah he just he took his favorite person from the election coverage and he said let's do a podcast episode together and that just happened to be me shots fired man

shots fired fair enough you know and i actually i was just telling you but i was really happy with it it's it's one of the most fun conversations i've had in a while because it it just did something a little bit different like we we touch a little bit here and there on how things are broken but with somebody who's got the almost nihilistic view of government that that i do in in tim we were able to really just kind of feed off of each other's vitriolic stance towards Government overreach. Okay, well, can we get started? Are you done?

Yeah. You know, you bugged me about plugging things, and yeah, you're plugging things. I think, folks, twos is just bad of me. Just half the time he doesn't have anything to plug, you know? So, you know, that's just me. Are you coming this weekend? You're coming this weekend, right? Yes, I am going to be a photo finish to get there Saturday night.

Tews will be in the house, folks. Isn't that going to be fun? We will not get him doing any stand-up, though. We'll just have him drinking cervases. I'll probably have a couple. Yeah, a couple. All right. Here we go.

Don't order a hot dog with everything in it. Imagine pulling into your local Sonic, if we had one, to order a hot dog. Have you eaten at a Sonic before? No, I have not. Yeah, I haven't either. That's one that's got to be on the bucket list. Anyways, but as you take a bite, you notice a suspicious bag containing a white powdery substance. Instantly, you realize that this substance isn't powdered sugar.

It's something far more sinister. Police in Espinola, New Mexico made a disturbing discovery after a woman reporting finding a bag of white powder in her hot dog she ordered a local Sonic. According to a court's document, Celine Gonzalez visited a Sonic on the South Riverside on Tuesday and came across a suspicious bag while taking a bite of her hot dog. Law enforcement officers conducted tests confirmed the substance was a gram of cocaine, and then they charged David Salazar with cocaine possession and a felony charge. officer said they watched surveillance video from inside the Sonic and the claim after making Gonzales food, after making the Gonsal's food. Salazar looked like he was frantically searching for something he'd lost. And you'd go, wow, that's pretty crazy. And then, and then.

This is when do fast food people even be able to afford something like cocaine? That's a good point. Like this is the, they got the fight for 15 and they want the higher minimum wage and then this is what they spend it on? Yeah, and then put it in your hot dog. Like, I mean, can you imagine? He's like, oh, no. What it? Like, I'm just wondering.

Like, he's just doing the spectacles testicles wallet watch. You know, just cup it himself. He's like, man, he was here somewhere. It's like there's something about Mary with the hair gel. Then, but I mean, but then it goes on. Pittsburgh. So a different city now. Pittsburgh.

Undercover police officers say they bought heroin at a McDonald's in Pittsburgh, acting on a tip that includes the code. phrase. An employee allegedly sold heron out of the restaurant's drive-thru window to any customer who said, I'd like to order a toy. Which, I mean, to be clear, like this article is almost 10 years old, but there's also another one where there was a guy selling drugs out of McDonald's, where if they ordered an 11-piece chicken nugget thing. This is, it's actually, you know what, the drive-thru, it's pretty creative. I'll give them marks for creativity. Yeah, I mean, these are the entrepreneurial people who don't even need to worry about.

minimum wage because if you're out hustling like that, you're going to be way past at no time at all anyway. And then the other one was that border patrol officers in the state sees $38 million worth of meth hidden inside a shipment of kale, which I think is simultaneously genius and idiocy, right? Because on the one hand, it's kale. So like even the drug dogs are going to be like, I don't want to go anywhere near any fucking kale that's just fucking gross everybody like it's it's by far the worst modern derivation

of wild mustard because there's the four right because you've got wild mustard was developed into brussels sprouts cauliflower broccoli and kale no shit they all came from the same yeah so it's funny because when people are like oh it's non-gmo broccoli you're like bitch every broccoli is gmo But anyway, the other thing is, though, is that, like, this was a whole, this was a whole container. Like, this was a whole tractor trailer worth of kale. Like, the board patrol would be like, there's no fucking way anybody wants that much kale. What's actually in there? Have you ever tried kale?

Yes. Yeah. Once? I've even tried kale chips. Oh. Oh. Yeah, you kind of just bake them in oil. and yeah, none of it's good.

It's, I don't know, supposedly it's some kind of a superfood. Okay. But I mean, everybody says that about everything. Like, you can get those package of chia seeds that say superfood of the Aztecs. Well, there aren't a lot of them around anymore. Maybe the food wasn't so super after all. Anniversary of a reasonable man driven to do unreasonable things. I don't know.

I was saying to you if you'd seen this on Twitter or not, But here, I'll read the story. Okay. Marvin Haymeyer was a simple owner of a muffle shop in Granby, Colorado, when the city council decided to prove the construction of a concrete factory right across his shop, Marvin's troubles began. The decision obstructed the only access road to his business. Marvin put up a fight, lodging appeals against the construction,

even procuring heavy machinery for building a new access road himself. But all his efforts fell on deaf ears. The concrete factory sprang up blatantly disregarding the impact on Marble. disregarding the impact on Marvin's business. To make matters worse, Marvin's shop got cut off from the city's sewage lines during the factory construction, leading to him being unjustly fined by the city council. Seeing his livelihood crumble, Marvin refused to give in over a span of 18 months. He converted the bulldozer he had initially bought to salvage his business into an armored machine. It boasted three foot, three foot thick steel and concrete armor, advanced

camera system, and bulletproof glass. June 4th, 2004 marked a day of reckoning. Marvon Marvin Heemeyer sealed himself inside his fortified bulldozer, famously known as the Kill Dozer, preparing to make his final stand. Emerging from the muffler shop, Marvin directed the Kill Dozer towards the very concrete factory that led to his downfall. Over the next few hours, he drove through 13 buildings associated with those who had wronged him, including the City Council building itself. Despite attempts by SWAT teams and even other heavy machinery to stop the Kildozer, Nothing could penetrate its solid armor.

However, his crusade came to a halt when the killdozer got trapped in one of the buildings, and he finally took his life inside it. Anyways, today is the day. There's the picture of it. Read the last paragraph. Marvin's note that were discovered posthumously, I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.

Just imagine the bureaucracy he got caught in. He said, hey, you guys can't build this here because it's cutting off the only road to my business. Like, yeah, but they're going to go ahead and do it anyway. And then like even the sewage line. Oh, you guys cut off my sewage line. And then they fine him because he doesn't have a sewage line anymore. And just, you know, the, the bullshit that went on over this incredibly long span of time to the point, Imagine just driving a regular small business owner,

you know, random dude to the point where he builds this absolute fucking tank and drives around not murdering people, not going on like a killing rampage, but just fucking up all of the buildings of everybody who screwed him over for the past couple years. Well, if you haven't to, so you can watch it, actually watch, you know, as we're talking about this, the videos playing of him running into all the buildings.

You can literally look up a documentary that's on Netflix. It paints him as being a bit of an outsider and maybe a little bit off his rocker. Now, I assume they did that for a reason. But, like, what he did with this machine is insane. He had cameras so he could drive without any whole, like, the cops couldn't get in. Like, they were literally, they could ride on top of it, too. Like, they had cops on top of it trying to find ways throwing grenades off at everything. He sealed himself inside, had cameras on the outside, so he could see what he was doing

and where he was driving from everything on the inside. And here's this, like, giant armored vessel that he spent forever making just to get back at all the people who'd fucked him over for, you know, his livelihood anyways. And he just goes on and on. But you can watch a two-hour documentary on this. It's wild. Look at all the work that went into creating this, right? Like, this is a guy who just finally got to the point where he just sat down and probably started. spent hundreds of hours fabricating this. Just imagine how you're feeling like spending

like months, you know, full time. Just sitting there welding. It had a bunch of concrete on it. So just building the forms and then pouring them and putting it all together. And just like this just

it's absolutely astounding how far people will be pushed by Out of touch government. I agree. Anyways, the killdozer. Number three here.

Number three, Sean. Let's get it up here. Here we go. As if the Irish needs something else to fight about. Up to 65,000, you know, first it's the farmers in the Netherlands, now it's the Irish. Up to 65,000 dairy cows a year could be called

as the government moves to bring the agricultural sector in line with climate targets, according to a report by the Irish Independent. An internal department of agricultural briefing paper sought to find ways to help the sector close the gap on emissions, but Mr. McCormick said farmers should be brought along in any change in strategy and were willing to play their role in the environmental journey ahead.

He is quoted as saying we should be investigating in an infrastructure that can deliver from a scientific perspective, and we know low emissions are better, and we should be continuing to invest in further science and research because it's absolutely critical as we move forward. This isn't a start. This isn't the end. This is an environmental journey, and agricultural can play a significant role there. Farmers willing to do their part from an environmental impact perspective,

but it was important to acknowledge that the current dairy herd was at the same level as it was 30 years ago, said Mr. McCormick. Isn't it interesting how no matter what country you're in, having government control of the dairy industry seems to be a bad thing? government control pretty much energy industry but especially the dairy industry Sean DC you squirming yet

actually you know what I'm surprised he didn't give us a heads up on this and be like hey listen ass hats you guys need to talk about this and then we could just be like well you don't tell us what to do

and then he'd be like well actually yeah yeah and then I wake up with a dead horse head in my in my bed right a dead um a hole scene in a dead holstein that's right that's right yep yeah yeah you'd be sleeping with the calves but yeah so i mean it's just it's another case of you're absolutely right with the whole netherlands thing and having cattle is not cheap like just i mean quick dick mc dick had a video just about fences the other day and how much raw materials go into that

You know, he didn't even get into the fact that you got to have a post pounder and how many bags of staples you're going to go through and everything like that, you know, even just the stretchers and the number nine wire you're going to need for the braces at regular intervals and everything else. He didn't even include any of that. And it was still just a giant thing. Actually, quick dick, pick, pick dick. You really dropped the ball on that.

I'm disappointed in you. And so anyway. Like, so you look at just all this stuff associated with it. You know, like, they wouldn't just have them for fun. Like, you wouldn't have tens of thousands of cattle just roaming around just because you thought they looked nice. They're there. But we're saving the planet twos. What does it matter?

We're saving the planet here. Hey, you know what? That's fine. You know, if we stop making food, there's going to be a bunch of people that starve to death. And to be honest, they're probably going to be the people that aren't going to be able to come up with. stuff on their own, which tend to not really be the small town people. So, I don't know, maybe it all works out in the end. What would a dinosaur taste like?

Here's PETA's latest tweet. Think twice before erring that chicken sandwich, T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants. If you wouldn't eat a T-Rex, don't eat a chicken. First of all, Sean, would you eat T-Rex? If you could just go to some Flintstones drive-through where they put that giant thing of ribs that tips over the car, would you eat a T-Rex?

I'd be like, you're serving T-Rex? Sign me up. Could I get a little bit of hot sauce on the side? I would totally eat the shit out of a T-Rex. Like, this is... That should be a shirt, T-R-T-S. I would eat the shit out. out of a T-Rex.

Give me one of their little arms, you know? Actually, you know what? It's probably only a little bit smaller than a chicken wing. Probably, right? I don't know. Like, I mean... Jesus Christ, you could probably feed a whole village with the tail itself. Probably.

I mean, who knows? Like, to me, who the frig knows? It's like, you're going to serve T-Rex here? Yes, sir. Well, I'm going to try it. I may not like it, but I'm going to try it. You know, once upon a time, I tried frog legs. I didn't think I was going to like that. And I thought it was pretty good.

I don't know. I caught a few on a camping trip one time. We were canoeing from Outlook up to Saskatoon. And we slept out on one of the islands and caught a few frogs and did up frog legs. They were fairly uninspiring. But they're not like the actual French ones with the big honking speed skater legs. These are just spindly little river frogs. You need the speed skater ones. actually feel like you're getting something that's for sure yeah okay um Panama I Panama anal about banal water level and canal oh yeah we're gonna put this in the annals of history federal reserve chair Jerome Powell keeps careful track of employment levels wages

consumer prices and numerous other metrics to see where the US inflation rate may be heading in the next year. He might also want to keep an eye on water levels of Gantan Lake. That's the lake that feeds the locks in Panama Canal, with fresh water needed to raise vessels as they pass from Pacific Ocean to Atlantic. But a severe drought has caused water levels in the lake to drop far below normal, resulting in weight limits and rising surcharges for vessels traversing the canal. A couple notes about the canal here.

Panama Canal's authorities said a statement, May was the driest May since 1950, and if things get really extreme this year, the canal could be forced to cut the number of ships, it transits each day to between 28 to 32 from as many as 36 now, so cutting down anywhere from, I don't know, four to, what is that, eight, eight ships. The draft limit for larger vessels is 44.5 feet down from the normal 50 feet, and is set to fall again to 44 feet on June 13th. That could result in a 40% reduction of cargo, according to North Nathan String, head of the ocean freight of Flexport. And if the water levels hit 78.2 feet as the Canal Authority predicts,

the maximum draft will decline to 43 feet, reducing cargo capacity even more. And about 5% of annual global maritime trade passes through the Canal Locks. Yeah. I would have assumed it would be higher than 5%. Yeah, actually, I was... But you still think 5% is an awful lot. I agree with you, but 5% is still a crap done of stuff. Yeah, it's just, it's funny because, you know, you always hear about all these rising ocean levels.

Oh, the ocean levels are rising. The ocean levels are rising. Meanwhile, the Panama Canal is turning into a dirt road. Although, to be fair, there's something like a set of 16 different locks because there's different bacteria in the Pacific and the Atlantic Ocean on either side. and there's actually something like a 16 inch height differential. So as they go through, they need to either come up or down a little over a foot. Got to get the old man Newman in here.

Him and Mom have taken a cruise through there. And I was just thinking today, too, as you're talking about it, I'm like, man, the Panama Canal is like a feat of man, dude. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I bet you that would be one hell of a documentary to sit and listen to, They literally have found a way to everything you're pointing out 100%.

And when I interviewed Tanya Abbey, that was probably years ago now. Once upon a time she was the youngest woman to solo sale the world, although that's since been broken by a 16-year-old. She did it 18. She talked about the Panama Canal and how they got through it and how, you know, it was like this giant thing, you know. And I can just imagine, I don't know, it'd be one of the, those sites you want to see.

Oh, absolutely. Like, there's, there's actually been a few people who've just swam through it. The, because they charge based on tonnage. And so the, the lowest that they've ever charged for anybody to go through was some guy whose last name was, um, what's that warmongering oil company? Halliburton. Um, yeah, it was somebody Halliburton paid. Swam it?

Paid, I don't know, a couple bucks just to swim through it. You wonder if that was a, nasty swim. I imagine not because with the amount of like, because the water's coming in and out of the locks and there's all those changes and everything like that, there's not going to be any stagnant water. Like it's going to be very. Pristine?

Well, I would imagine so, right? Because, you know, it's the flowing water that's good to drink and it's the stagnant stuff that, you know, breeds mosquitoes and whatnot. I'd be curious, I wonder if anybody's ever looked at what kind of aquatic life lives in that microbiome. I guarantee. I don't know. Again, again, you can make a steady. You can make some really interesting documentaries

about a lot of different facets of it. I mean, it's going to affect our oil prices because we can't get pipelines built to the East Coast. So, we've got a lot of our Canadian oil traveling to New Brunswick through the Panama Canal. And I'm

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. I didn't know that. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah, I learned that from a country music song in the 90s. And so, yeah, it's like the ripple effects in the canal are going to be very notable. The Little Mermaid is drowning in bad reviews. So if you haven't seen there is a new little mermaid, despite Mermaid.

make an impressive $250 million in the international box office. An honest accounting of audience reception seems to be elusive because even a rotten tomatoes showed a 95% audience score, an IMDB 7 at a 10 rating. The latter tagged that number with a warning. The warning said, Our rating mechanism has detected unusual voting activity on this title. The page reads,

to preserve the reliability of our rating system an alternative alternate weighting calculation has been applied. And then, you know, what they're talking about is, well, I can read through it,

I guess. Through IMDB, and if you're not a movie lover, you're probably going, what the heck are these two talking about? Okay, so just like Disney did with Beauty and the Beast

and the Lion King, they made a live action remake of the Little Mermaid because, God forbid, they came up with a new fucking idea. And they, race swapped aerial so aerial is now black and apparently i haven't seen it but from what i've heard the movie is absolutely atrocious and this cbc article attributes all of the hate to this conspiracy

of racist people who all somehow got together without any kind of a paper trail and left bad reviews of the movie and that's why it got bad reviews not not because like the entire article doesn't even discuss whether or not it's possible that the movie was shit. Yeah, well, there's there's Ariel. So you can see what the heck we're talking about, right? I don't even know if I, like I don't even know if I care. But I did find the article kind of interesting to is because, you know, it basically said, you know, if it talks about video games that this has been going on.

this because we've talked about different movies. Remember the Hulk was one of them that we talked about how they, that they went in and bombed it and then IMDB said you can't. Did you watch any of the Shee Hulk shows? About a episode and a half, I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it. Yeah, I think I got two, maybe three episodes in, and Tachanamazlani. Like, she was great in Orphan Black.

And she's from Regina. Is she real? She Hulk is from Regina. No kidding. Which is funny because Deadpool, according to, the lexicon established in the movies is also from Regina. So this is what I found interesting about the article. It said Bert says over, they were talking on, anyways,

Bert says over the past two decades, review bombing on video games has become such a pervasive problem. It leads to such statements often just last month, gaming company, Gajun released a statement pleading with consumers to stop review bombing their game, War Thunder. A month before that, Metacritic issued a statement of their own

in light of a review bombing over a gay storyline and Horizon Forbidden West. Thereafter, a litany of zero out of ten reviews criticized the fact that DLC chapter gave players the option to have one character kiss another of the same sex. Metacritics stated they will introduce stricter moderation in the coming months. And so they went on to say games are a little bit of a canary in the coal mine. What we were seeing with the major websites is they're acknowledging that misinformation is occurring. They're acknowledging that there's a strange trend that what is happening.

happening. But it went on to basically say that when you try and force a narrative on people, the only way they can combat that is by review bombing your game or your movie. It's like, we don't like this. Well, and it even goes on to admit later on as just like an afterthought that War Thunder was review bombed for making players spend actual money in game to win. And it says, War Thunder was review bombed for making players spend actual money in game to win. And it's like, I mean, this is like, this is the E. EA sports model, well, not even just EA sports, but just EA in general. Like anybody who remembers Battlefield 3, I think it was, that Star Wars game.

Where basically you could play it and you would die or you could spend money to actually be competitive in any of the online games. Right. And so, and EA did that with a bunch of stuff. There's so many games out there where you get this almost not necessarily broken, but horribly incomplete games. right off the bat and then you've got to pay more to get the DLC to make it actually, you know, decent and stuff like that. Civilization is kind of bad for that. They've been bad for that in four, five, and six.

Yep. And then people say people get mad about it. You're like, oh, it's just because they're racist. Yeah. Yeah. No one's ever tried playing that card before. Let's see how it goes. I found it interesting that it's been a big thing.

thing in video games, right? Because it's only come to, and it's only come across our channels because of the movie scene, right? Because everybody's, you know, hating on women and hating on this and hating on that. And it's like, or maybe it's just as a good. Are they?

Or maybe it sucks. Yeah. Well, absolutely. If you burn it, they will come. And I should point out, I haven't seen the new little mermaid. I don't really care. Like, I just, I don't know, whatever.

If you burn it, they will come. The original one, I've got two sisters. So I've probably seen that. movie more than any other movie in my life. Who's your favorite character? Seashell. Seashell bikinis were a formative part of my pubescence. Fair enough.

Yeah, I just wasn't a little mermaid fan. I just... Oh, no. Sorry, but it was always democracy. Like, we'd always vote on what movie we wanted to watch. And I got my love for government quite early. If you burn it, they will come. Okay, there's multiple, multiple stories.

stories here. RCP in Picto County, Nova Scotia say they're investigating three fire scenes as arson cases. Then let's move across the British Columbia. A 28-year-old woman has been arrested for allegedly setting two fires in the woods near Sook, BC. In Wednesday, media release, RCMP said local firefighters were called to a pair of fires along a glooping goose trail west of Sook-River Road early Tuesday. A crew found an 8-foot-by-8-foot brush fire as well as a tree that was consumed by flames reaching 20 feet in the air. They got to put out. Then you go across to New Glasgow. As multiple wildfires continue to burn out of control in Nova Scotia police in New Glasgow, say two fires were intentionally set near an Aberdeen Hospital. The two fires were found Tuesday

afternoon within several feet of each other in the woods being in the hospital on East River Road, New Glasgow Regional Police said in a statement both fires were extinguished and then they were quoted as saying any deliberate fire set in any case, especially in these conditions, is a blatant disregard for public safety. But it's important so that people understand the ramifications of climate change. This is exactly what we were talking about two weeks ago, where all of this encouraging and all of this hyperbolic rhetoric and just the going goes on like every forest fires climate change.

And then you've got the people who are ardent believers, who will genuinely think that, well, you know what? I could probably make a bit of a splash if I show my tits to Avrilavine live on stage or if I cement my hand to, you know, some pavement or something like that. But you don't really do well is if I just lit the fucking country on fire. Well, it's, it's the thing is they're going straight, killdozer, Sean. Well, the thing is is like we had, it was Shane Getson who came on and was talking about how even in his county, four of the five fires they'd seen. were suspicious. And it was like, okay.

And so, you know, the story gets spread as it's climate change, climate change, climate change. But then when you start to add up everything that me and Tuesdays, it's like, actually, look at all the suspicion that's going on. Look at all the fires that are being started by people, like literally trying to start forest fires. And like the liberals are stupid. We get that. We're going to get into it a little bit later on. But here's what they don't realize is that when you seize every kind of half-assed attempt to shoehorn

in your own personal agenda, there's not, not all of them, but there's a lot of people in the world who are smart enough to realize that you're just being a jackass. You're just, you don't care about what's right or true. You're just going to pump what you believe, whether it's actually reflective in,

in real world application or not. And I would say that for, you know, except for that bottom 10% of absolute true and on diehards, you're going to lose a lot of people by trying to make this something it isn't in the long run. And so, you know, on the one hand, quit burning down our fucking country. But on the other hand, dig your own grave. Have at it. Emintonians under or unrepresented in democracy make up for it in irony.

Okay, there's multiple articles here. Let's start with here. This is in response. to what Alberta Premier Daniel Smith told 630 Cheds, Shea Gannum on Monday. Smith said that because the United Conservative Party didn't win any seats in the election Monday, didn't win any seats in Emmington on that election Monday.

Yes. She would be consulting the losing candidates on Emmington issues. I'm going to put together an Emmington Council of some of the candidates who I know are going to want to run again. There are a couple of fantastic candidates in Emmington and some got a lot closer than I think anybody ever would have expected. Smith said, going to rely on them to continue to give me advice because our capital city is vitally important

to their overall success of Alberta. The Western Standard put out, for the record, the Alberta NDP has a 20-member council of elected ready and happy to advise on the priorities of Alberta living in Emmington. That was not. We said on Twitter. The tweet came a day after Alberta Premier Smith said she was forming a council of defeat defeated a term coined by Western Standard. and then a writer from Eminton wrote, in case you missed it, I'm talking about Smith's surprise pronouncement that she wants to establish a council of defeated of UCP candidates

and Emmington help her stay informed on city issues. Some got a lot of closer. That's what she said to 630 Chad. And then he went on to break it down. And the UCP nominee to get closest to victory in the city was Cid Ahmed, who was 1,700 votes or 11% behind the NDP rival in Ementon. decor, John Zaddiak, a former city council with a high name recognition, finished more than

2,500 back, and Casey Madou, deputy prime minister, and the UCP's only incumbent in the capital loss by 3,600. By my calculations, the 20 UCP candidates in the city received about 35% of the send of the vote to the NDP's 63%. So there's kind of, you know, at all at once. Yeah. Okay. Can I put on a tinfoil hat first? a second. Sure. All right. Rewind the clock back a few months. Daniel Smith's trying to put together the team of candidates running and all the different writings. And she's probably having trouble convincing people to run in Edmonton because they're like, why the hell would I waste my time in something that's going to be a loss cause anyway? Because you're a bit of an underdog at the

moment. But even if you believe that she could come out on top, it's all union. Everything thing in Edmonton is bought and paid for by your local whatever. And none of them had a hope and hell of winning when you looked at how hard the NDP were pushing. This was their Custer's last stand, really, the NDP. They pulled out everything they had, which isn't much because they're stupid people. But they gave it all they had. And they had so much money thrown at them from.

are public servants. And so, you know, any sane person would look at that and be like, why would I even waste my time running for the UCP? Right. And so maybe she had to sweeten the pot a little bit and say, well, yeah,

you're going to lose. And that's pretty much a given. But if you run and even you might win, but even if you lose, I'm going to put together a committee. And then you could be on this, you know, modest stipend,

a little bit of namebrown. recognition and even if the election doesn't go your way you'll still be taken care of that's what this looks like to me so do you like it do you like the council of the defeated do you like what he's doing there

because one thing me and you both can agree on two's Daniel's not a dumb lady so what she's doing there is there is some because she knew how this would play out she's not she's this lady doesn't play like uh you know

not even one step in front of her. She's playing like 16. So like to pull this out, I'm curious if you think, wow, this is actually like really good or you're like, this is a terrible idea. Well, she wants, she's a politician at the end of the day and politicians want to win. And so by having a council defeated, well done Western Standard.

Well done. Yeah. So now she's going to be building up their name brand recognition so that in four years they can run. And she's probably going to be throwing a disproportionate amount of money at Edmonton to try and win over the people and say like, look, it doesn't matter that you didn't vote for me. I still made sure that we had these local people who obviously you can trust because they looked after your interests and we gave you all of these pet projects. and then, you know, hopefully in four years she turns it around and makes a shit ton of extra votes and gets a few more seats and it's a little bit more secure. That's what I imagine this is. That's what the long play.

That's what this looks like to me. But I'm very cynical. So, I mean, on the other hand, I think it's just absolutely hilarious that you've got all these people in Edmonton who, I mean, if you look at the electoral map, you've got blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. and then you've got a little bit in Calgary, you've got the Bamp Canaanascus riding, and then you've got Edmonton as the butthole of Alberta, which is just straight orange. And I didn't come up with that myself.

Somebody else on Twitter said that. It was just too beautiful to not pay homage to. And so, yeah, it's, you know, she got absolutely beaten there, but she needs to try and turn it around next election. And if you're going to turn it around, how do you do it? So you're saying, I actually don't mind that theory, that you're saying like, well, she needs to find a way,

so she gets them to hang around for four years just to build name recognition? Yeah, but I mean, they're doing it. It's a long game. It's not like they're going to be volunteering for four years. But the other thing, though, is that it's just really funny that Edmonton is saying, like, oh, you know what? We're in this absolute sea. We're in this area where we all voted the exact same way.

And everybody else around us voted somewhere different. And now we have no political representation at this level. And they're making this claim in Western Canada, Sean. And they failed to grasp the irony of the situation when that's exactly what happened to us federally. I hope they don't shit on you, Beau. Shit on you? Who? Shiddhocks. Big dirty shithawks.

I always love sneaking that one in on the NDP. Woke activists finally reached their line in the sand. Bonnie Cromby wants to change, wants changes to the National Anthem to advance reconciliation. During Wednesday's Mississauga, Sikh Council meeting, the city's mayor, and potential provincial liberal leadership candidate plans to put forward a motion to ask the federal government to change our home and native land. to our home on native land. This is perfect.

I love the fact that she did this because she's an idiot. Sean, this is, we don't call them natives anymore because it's offensive. We haven't been calling them natives for years. It's First Nations or Aboriginal.

But here is where the woke people finally say, I will not go this far. I will not cross this line. You know what it is? syllables in syntax of rhymed whatever pros that's the word I'm looking for God it would have been such a better delivery if I hadn't

flood the landing All right so yeah they're just like okay well you know what We need to be really respectful of what they do And what they believe in So long as it doesn't fuck up the flow And that's that's basically basically wokeness in a nutshell, right? Let's just be really mindful and let's pretend to be concerned and we'll get a lot of self

actualization out of this. Just as long as it doesn't go so far that it fucks with our float. Like, that's it. Like, our home and Aboriginal land? Yeah, maybe Eminem could pull it off, but we can't do that at the start of hockey games. and that's where they finally say enough is enough I can't go any prove this You know what's funny, you go to a hockey game

and I've only been to, you know, I took the kids to... The people in the stand, say the old line. Say the old line. 100%. They scream it louder. And it's interesting because, oh, who's the Amminton Oilers? You won't know the answer to this.

Wayne, is it Wayne? Anthem singer. Robert Clark. Robert Clark goes, so in the playoffs, he goes out in the stands, right? And he sings right to that line and makes sure he sings it,

all of us command, and then he lets the crowd sing. But everybody at that point is yelling as loud as they can, Sun's command. And, you know, it's just like, you could try and change all the stuff you want.

People don't want it. You know, this comes back to a whole bunch of different things, and it's just like, you're trying to force something that nobody wants. And you start messing

with national anthems, and flags and different things. It's just like, you're, anyways, you get it. And it's one of the things in management is you don't want to, it's like a cardinal rule.

You don't want to institute a rule that nobody's going to follow. And safety people are the worst for this. I used to work in a company that had an incident with the guy trying to tarpstrap a load and it snapped back and he didn't have a safety glasses on while he was tarpsrapping a load in the back of pickup truck because everybody puts their safety glasses on and their hard hat on before they tarp strap a load. But anyway, it snapped back. It hit him in the face and it almost hit his eye.

And so the company decided to just ban tarps straps. But they work really well for cleaning the tools as they come out of the hole, right? Because it's not like you're running in swab cups or you're not. Yeah. So you just, you run. the tarp strap and it comes out a hell of a lot cleaner. And some guy in Calgary who never even goes to the field decides to pass this law unilaterally. And I tried pulling him aside and telling him like, dude, no one's going to follow this rule because there's other applications for tarps straps that that have no basis on this.

And it's a dumb rule. Why don't you try and say something like you need to use ratchet straps for stuff in the back of a truck instead of trying to do something. instead of trying to do something like this. Because if you make this rule, no one's going to follow it. And it's just going to undermine you anyway. And you're not exactly a man of the people as it is. So why not? But I, what are the problems I run into is that maybe I can be a little bit too frank sometimes.

He didn't, he didn't appreciate it. But can we, can we, can we talk about maybe your best headline? I've maybe seen you right. Al Pacino still enjoys the scent of a woman. That might be the best, the best. I chuckled loud, like, as soon as I read it. And here it is, okay? 82-year-old Al Pacino is expecting his fourth child with 29-year-old girlfriend,

Noir-L-Fella, TMZ reports. There you go. Like, how about that? I mean, yeah, the guy pulled. And, you know, the funny thing is, is that she used to date McJagger. No kidding. Yeah. Yeah, so basically if her and Al don't work out,

the only thing she's got left in that age range is going to be a stagosaurus. And Robert De Niro is expecting a kid right now, too. What's the honest question? Well, I'm trying to think of like an old, who's a famous old lady in her 80s? Joan River's been gone for a while. Who's that crazy lady? Jane Fonda. She's probably in the 80s.

Jane Fonda. Let's pull up Jane Fonda here. Jane Fonda is, geez, it looks better there than I thought she would. How old is Jane Fonda born in 37, 37? So what does that put her at? Well, she's got 14 years, so she's 80. 85, okay? Okay.

All right, let's pull up an image here of Jane Fonda. Current. Are you going to put it on the screen? Yes, sorry, I'm just looking for it here. Just breathe. Okay. Would you knock up Jane Fonda? Well.

Because literally this woman gets knocked up by Al Pacino. I'm like, well, in one sense, you're like, it's an 80-year-old dude. Oh, my goodness. On the other hand, you're like, but it's Al-Frikin Pacino. The guy is like a legend. I kind of get it. But now I'm like, okay, so on the opposite end. Okay, so you're man crushing on Al Pacino.

Okay, cool. Al Pacino is a freaking badass, man. Like, I mean, what's a bad movie that man has done? None. Okay. So on the flip side, it's like, okay. So what old woman who's in her 80s would you have to take a run at and then have a child with to make that work? Anyways, just curious.

Mrs. Newman. She's not 80, you dip. You know? Actually, I've never even better. He's not even going to answer the question, folks. I don't even know. like she's the only one I came up with off the top of my head and she is so crazy. And granted, you know, like she's definitely spent a lot of money elastising her face to the point

where she's not been aging accurately. So, I mean, you know, well done on that. That's good for her. I guess if that's your thing. I'd say that there's a case to be made for for aging gracefully. But, but she's been, you know, fighting the dying of the light. and, you know, using all sorts of fossil fuels to do it. And just the, she's just a horrible, disgusting human being.

And so it's just, you know, whether she still looks good at 80 or not, that argument, she's just, yeah, she's putrescent, Sean. She literally drives by, she drives by oil sands wells in California on her way to the airport. to fly up to Canada, not knowing a damn thing about what she's doing, just to speak out stupidly about the stuff she sees as being bad,

and then turning around and flying back, and then driving past oil sands again. Glenn Close. Glenn Close is 76. You see, because you got that whole fatal attraction thing that would just scare the bejesus out of me. Like, I feel like she'd try and beat me to death, with a giant wad of Werther's original that she got from her coffee table.

I want to go back to the original. This is the original. This is how we got down this rabbit hall. But I'm like looking at this and I'm like 82 year old knocks up a 29 year old. Although it's Pacino, she looks to be gorgeous, right? Like she just, you know, like I would expect nothing less from Pacino. But I'm like, you know, what are you under? 82 to 29. You're looking at a 53 year differential. Think about it this way, Sean. you're you're what about 15 years away from that equivalent woman being born oh man yeah i know i'm just like anyways i this is this might have been the funest thought experiment we've had on the tuesday mashup and i just look at it i'm just like Pacino and and now you're saying denero i'm

like of course they're probably like talking about i think about having another kid oh it's funny I was thinking about having another kid too. It's like, why not? I mean, you know, like, they're just, now Scorsese is going to have to knock up a chick too. And they've got the whole deal, right? And then they'll have to do some kind of a, I don't know, a heist movie about it where, where, I don't know, is she trying to get into acting? What's the deal here? I mean, granted, it's Al Pacino, right?

So she could just be doing it because it's Al Pacino. But I don't know. Some guys have all the luck, I guess. some guys I don't even know you know like at 80 is that maybe it is I don't know you know it's just like anyways we like to say people kind

not necessarily mankind more inclusive there we go exactly yes thank you and the budget will balance itself man you are one pathetic loser No offense.

All right. National, well, this country is ran by idiots first. Let's start with the headline. I couldn't, you know, you gave me props for the last headline, but I just looked at this and I'm like, what the hell else can you possibly say? National Security Advisor Jody Thomas stated on Thursday that she was on vacation and did not read a confidential memo dated July 20th, 2021, which warned about Chinese age. targeting a conservative MP before the last election. During her testimony at the House Affairs Committee, Thomas emphasized that the integrity of my statements here should not be doubted. I was the only one...

Which is totally what people say when they're being honest. I was the only one in the department who could read it, but it wasn't necessary for me to function as the deputy minister of defense, said Thomas. There is a difference there. Thomas, one of the three deputy ministers, received a CESIS memo, warning that Chinese agents targeted a conservative. MP Michael Trong. The memo resulted in the expulsion of spies.

Zauwi from the Chinese consulate in Toronto May 8th. According to Blacklock's reporter, Thomas stated that she was on a month-long vacation starting July 20th, 21, and never saw the memo. She confirmed that the memo was destroyed without being read. So it goes into her inbox and she's on vacation. And she happens to be the only person since about 1997

to not have an out-of-office auto reply set up on the email and it just so happens that it sits in her inbox for a month nobody opens it, nobody reads it, and it goes away. The National Security Advisor for this fucking country goes on a month-long vacation and her emails are set to auto delete after a month and she doesn't have auto reply and she doesn't have anybody checking on them.

And she starts off before she goes through all of this, not explaining it quite the way I did, but essentially the exact same facts, maybe not spoken quite as plainly, by saying, you should totally trust me, I'm being honest. why the fuck is this woman still employed Sean I just I always put myself in the position

it's like okay you've worked some different jobs you've left for a long time I've gone different places for holidays I'm gonna be honest I'm still hooked up to my email yeah when you're on holidays and if it's nothing you leave a bunch of notes in there saying like

if this is urgent like I don't know a national emergency maybe reach out to somebody else right I'm on holidays but in saying that I still check all the important ones and I'm like oh oh we better do something about this that's what a good employee does I don't know it's like do you want to be away from your email 100% I get holidays people get to take holidays but like to not have something like that seems like well I'd be fired to not you know to have it destroyed and

never read about it I'd be fired like I just think of so many ways off from what you just said I'd be fired I'd be fired I'd be fired I'd be fired I'd be fired just imagine Imagine if Russia had launched a nuke or China invaded or... I was on holidays. Or a Tania decided to annex part of British Columbia. And you're like, well, nobody knew about it because it got deleted. The only person that could read the email was on vacation. Yeah.

And yeah, so it was in there for 30 days and it just got deleted. I don't know what's said. I guess Cam Loops is part of Mauritania now. Sorry, guys. We'll try and do better next time. Like, this is just absolutely ridiculous. the show. Like this,

there's no way this is true. And if it is, well, okay, there's no way it's true in a sane place, but this country just shows itself over and over again

to just be ran by idiots who are completely unaccountable. You know what? On the other hand, maybe this seems totally normal. I jumped the gun on the shit hawks. You know, I just,

this should have been the shit. Anyways, it doesn't matter. I was, I was kind of surprised. I left that. Every time I get the NDP, it kind of pulls it out of me.

You know, I see the NDA, And I'm like, ah, let's, here we go. And then I, you know, and now I'm like, ah, shahawks would be great here. Anyways, it doesn't matter. Do you want to talk about the 17 flights logged by you, you want to talk about the prime minister flying? That's why I put it on the list, Sean.

Okay. The prime minister, this is tied into the country being ran by it is, folks. The prime minister of Canada's jet flew empty from Toronto to Waterloo on Friday to bypass the hours drive to catch his flight home. Of the 17 flights logged by the prime minister over the past three. days. Ten were for flights under an hour. Last July, the National Post reported the Prime Minister spent all but 11 days of the month in the air, including 5,500-kilometer flight to spend six hours at the Calgary Stampede.

It goes on and on and on and on about Trudeau doing Trudeau things. The stampede's coming up in a few weeks, and I'm calling it now. He is going to do the same thing he's been doing for the last few years, where he sneaks in, unannounced at the last minute, and no one even knows he's there until he's He's already on the flight back. Guaranteed. He's going to get, he literally shows up there and tries waving to the crowd. They might lynch him.

Like, I mean, like they're going to boo him out of the building. Like, honestly, it's the world's greatest outdoor show. It's full of farm animals. And there is not going to be a single moment in that 10-day festival where there will be more bullshit in one place than when he's there. all I can think is grease them up and let them run and have the kids try and grab the grease pig Yeah Have the kids try and grab Trudeau

I think You know actually Now that'd be something I'd pay to see Just saying It's just You know Okay we'll let you put as much Chris go on you as you As you want

And then you need to escape the angry mob What's happening What's this new game that Canadians have invented Well, they greased up their prime minister, threw him in a ring and said, try and get out of here if you can. Oh, boy. Yeah, there's buckets of tar and buckets of feathers right in the middle. Shows where we're at in this country when that's...

You know, Brian Pacificium, I don't even know. Like, I've always read it. I've never heard him say it out loud. You should have him on your show one of these days. And who's this? Oh, so this is the National Post article, but he's been with the son. and he does a lot of interesting photography for them and write some cool articles

and he's got some interesting things to say. We've covered a lot of his articles over the past year and a bit. Gotcha. And so yeah, I've always seen it in Zaman print. I think it's Brian Pacificium. I, yeah. Canadians get fired for Blackface, usually.

A Toronto high school teacher who showed up at school in Blackface for Halloween says his intentions were to portray a zonement Still, he is horrified for the hurdy cause and the discipline committee heard on Tuesday. This is the guy we're talking about here. I'll zoom in on that. I mean, he's got the mask on, so already convincing zombie. Gorian, Sirlin, a white teacher who is at a Parkdale Collegiate Institute in October 2020.

I love the fact that they have to point out he's white with this picture. Anyways, anyways, yes, I agree. Pleaded guilty to professional misconduct before three members. panel of the Ontario College of Teachers, lawyers representing Sirlin on a, and the college submitted an agreed statement of facts on the panel excepted their joint submission for penalty, which includes a written Reverend Mann by the college in one month's suspension and the requirement that Sterlin undergo cultural sensitivity training. How dare you? You know, one of the things I did, I forgot to put it in here, but he talks about how he was wearing a mask, and so he

painted his face, then he wore a mask, but then he had the mask under the mask, and he couldn't breathe probably so he took that part of the mask off and that's how that's the picture they took and i'm just like man we we're in a strange society too's we're just in an absolute strange society it was a poor idea but i understand if he was trying to cover up some of the blemishes and i don't know what he was thinking but anyways if i'm understanding it correctly he did his face up so that you wouldn't have like the eye gaps like how batman correct the eyeliner correct so that the mask kind of is full and complete and he doesn't just have the white spots. Yes.

And so he had this zombie mask on with the black makeup underneath to complete the look so that it looked better, but then he couldn't breathe with the mask on. Isn't that a weird concept? Because he was wearing a mask over a mask. Yes. And so then now all of a sudden it looks like he's wearing black face. And he's like, I just tried to dress up like a zombie. Yeah. Keep wearing the blue mask and everybody's going to believe you.

but yeah, it's just interesting. Like, there was this one other notable Canadian who got a free pass on something like this multiple times. Don't know that is. And so, I mean, the thing about it is, it's like, there's actually core precedent for something like this. It was in the case of Goose versus Gander.

Right? If something's good for one thing, it's good for another thing. And if you're going to give the head fucking guy the country a pass on black face then you got to give everybody a pass on black face until you say okay well you know what this isn't

acceptable and we need to hold everybody accountable including the head guy of the fucking country because if he can just do a half ass apology and move on why can't everybody else pedophile dies of embarrassment

a man was killed when he was struck by a semi truck near Banff had recently been charged with child pornography offenses, say police who are investigating him. The collision is being investigated, but a spokesman for Alberta law enforcement teams confirmed the dead man is Mark Troy Burnett, who've been arrested for their internet child exploitation unit

on April 20th and charged with distribution, possessing and accessing child pornography. Anyways. Well, anyway, it's not stated explicitly, but it says that the semi-driver didn't have time to move out of the way and keep from striking this person who

I don't know everybody's innocent until proven guilty but I haven't seen anybody I'm going to try and rephrase this because I haven't seen anybody become acquitted from child pornography

stuff after they get busted with all of it on all their electronic devices there's nothing in this world that makes me squirr more than this topic. It's just, yeah, it's brutal. And so, you know what, this guy, presumably, it doesn't explicitly say it, but it looks as though he just jumped in front of the semi. Yes.

Because. What it said was the driver had zero time to react, which means he came out of nowhere and jumped, moved in front of a moving semi, right? And they're, you know, due two plus two. And you get that he was, you know, well, he was upset with himself. obviously, too, and wasn't sure he could live with it. That's putting a lot of hypotheticals out there because we don't know that for sure. Or just the fact that he got busted and his life was over because he was going to be.

Because his child porn. Because, exactly. And so you know what? The fact that it's such a heinous thing that somebody would rather kill themselves than own up with it, own up to it, I'm good with that part of it. that that specific part of it where we view it so abhorrently in society that people would rather die than be associated with it. I think we need to keep that. Happy news.

No, that was the happy news. That was the happy news. The pedophile died and got crushed by a semi. That was the happy news, Sean. Fair. Can we go to the extra happy news? Is that possible? Okay.

A turkey is born. A turkey named Sean. And he looks like... He looks just like you. Like, I could see why they named it, Sean. Claire and Marka showed up to them. They sent me a text tonight saying they just had a baby... They had to help their baby turkey hatch,

and they named him Sean. and then they sent me that picture and I'm like, I think it's wonderful. Like now, as of as of the timing of that picture, Sean, there are now two turkeys named Sean. It's fair. I tell you what, I'll look forward to weekly updates on how little Sean's doing

because I look forward to seeing this sucker growing a one badass bird. That's what I think. I mean, QDM had a calf number 222 this year. But I imagine he has one every year. But, yeah. So, I mean, I'm, that's pretty good. I'm a tad jealous, if I'm being honest. So there you go, Clare and Mark.

If you're having a second turkey, or if somebody's got, uh... If it's a second turkey, it obviously needs to be named twos because it's the second one. Or, or if you got a rooster with, uh... Yes. Oh, anyways. Yep. Just, just, uh, throwing ideas out there. Um, we had...

They're not typically born with that, though. Well, first we had this, okay, agreed to is Marily Leffler. This is talking about the pedophile. Listen, you're not going to get any arguments out of me. I'm not arguing the pedophile thing. I already talked about how this subject makes me like, there's no... There's no middle ground. No, there's no held deep enough on earth for people who do those types of things to kids.

And on a lighter side, here is how old was... was Rod Stewart when he had his last child. Do you know that? I think he was 184. Let's see if Google can help me out. The Rodfather, now 72, has the Rod father. Nice. As eight offspring, his paternal adventures began at the age of 17, and his youngest was born nearly half a century later when he was 66.

So he's got nothing on Al Pacino. Oh, not even close. Pacino's 82. I remember when Anna Nicole Smith married? that like 91 year old billionaire or millionaire or whatever and then was just like oh we're so in love and then uh and then he died unexpectedly but like you know actual unexpectedly because it was old age and not you know vaccination or anything like that uh yeah i was it i was trying to find like uh anyways the rod father i tell you what that that might be the best way to end that that

That was way better than my son of a woman. Yeah. I just want to take a flamethrower to my joke at that point. I don't know. I enjoyed it. Anyways, that'll do it for mashup 58. We've been going for over an hour now.

We've got to find out, you know, we seem to just drag. We've got to tighten it up. We've got to tighten it up. We're getting into this loosey-goosey thing. The whole idea was for us to just quickly get through. Yeah,

I know. But twos kind of talks, you know, and maybe baby Sean will come on and give us some sounds. to like stop it, you know? I don't know. You know, maybe there's something there. Either way, Tuse's gotta stop rambling, folks.

That's what's going on here. Tuse is rambling or Sean's reading half an article, maybe one of this, two of the other, who knows. Anyways, mashup 58. I'm out of here. We'll catch up to you next week, folks. See you, buddy.