Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #59

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include Blacklocks exposing all the lies, wildfires are climate change and it's pride month if you didn't know. This week Major Sponsor is Infinity Leasing Inc. For more information head here: www.infinityleasing.ca/ To enter contest for $50 gift card to Garden Girl follow & DM: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064001141223&mibextid=LQQJ4d https://instagram.com/infinityleasing5?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500 Substack:https://open.substack.com/pub/shaunnewmanpodcast

Why don't I get to rant? I'm going to rant about that. You know if anyone's going to rant, it's going to be me today. Okay? Why is that? Before we get to Who Brings Episode 59 in Fendi Lise? Anyways, a shout out to them, and we'll get to it here in two seconds. I get vindicated today.

I get back on YouTube today. Literally get an email. Hey, Sean Newman podcast. You're back on YouTube. I'm like, oh my God, I'm back on YouTube. So then I go there and I'm like, I assume everything's been scrubbed, right? I've lost all my stats, all my videos.

I get there, everything's still sitting there. I'm like, oh, they've given me Peter McCullough back, they've given me raging dissident back, they've given me Chris Barber back. I'm like, oh, okay, there's nothing wrong with any of this anymore. I'm like, well, great, because I mean, like there was never anything wrong with it to begin with.

And then it is like four hours later, I get an email saying, by the way, you've been suspended again for going against community guidelines. I'm like, I haven't even touched anything. I literally haven't done anything. And I'm like, okay, so what am I getting suspended for this time? Peter McCullough, August, 2021.

It goes against the medical guidelines. I'm like, so I challenge it going like, this is two years old. What the hell are you talking about? I just got my channel back. Like, sorry, it's been reviewed. We do not allow medical misinformation. And there goes the channel for another two months. I'm like, if anyone's going to rant Tuesday, it's going to be me today, all right?

So you just take a seat, buddy. I don't know. Okay. So here's the thing, Sean. You had a perfect opportunity to open with the Sean Newman rant. That would have been great. That would have been great. I just did.

I just did. I did the song. That's the Sean Newman Way. Yeah. Followed by the two's rant, which is the Sean rant this week. And I tell you what, episode MASHRup 59 brought to you by Infinity Leasing. And we're going to get right into them because it's a new week, new sponsor. Infinity Leasing, I don't want to overshadow it with a rant about YouTube.

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what the numbers are but i would be willing to bet that we've got a lot of entrepreneurs that listen to this, a lot of small businesses, or a lot of people who would like to become. Like it's fucked around by big corporations? Yeah, probably. Carry on. Yeah. And so, anyways, I think this is absolutely wonderful.

Like, remember when we were talking about Garden Girl for, I think it was like the second week? You're like, would you ever, did you ever think that we'd have somebody like Garden Girl? No. Absolutely. And then she turned into a total and she always was. Let me be clear, Garden Girl, you always were. But you turned into an even more badass as the show went along.

Just saying. Yeah. And so here's here's another one where where these people make their living by helping people achieve their dreams, their aspirations. This is what they do. I asked a whole bunch of interesting questions and like if you guys are done. The thoughtful responses were like, I'm like, well, what part do I talk about tonight? Do I just read off the entire essay? Instead you just did the ad reel.

You know what? There was so much cool stuff in there. There was so much cool stuff in there. And I'd like to point. I'm a little bit frazzled tonight. I went from a high to a low. You know, I feel like if I was working with these guys and they were going, Sean Newman podcast, man, you have just a, we would love to just get you some new used equipment

and financing or whatever else you need. Can we get a new YouTube? Can we get a new YouTube? No. All right. Do you think they could give us a loan to buy YouTube? And that's a question. Infinity releasing?

Yeah. Yeah. Let's hear back from him on that. But like, they've done so many cool stuff. Like I was asking what kind of cool stuff have you done? Have you ever done like ships that search for sunken treasure or ice cream trucks? And they said they're like, we, we've done fishing boats. And they did a Dodge Viper because it made business sense.

I'd love to be the guy to make that argument. And then they also said that they did gold mining equipment. Like, I think there's some gold up Nymioner Hills. but I need a little help actualizing my dream. And then somebody went in there and it happened. Like this is cool. Anyways, I just...

Tuse is happy. Infinity leasing, happy to have you on a board. They also want to offer a contest for the week. $50 gift certificate. We're going with Garden Girl this week. So a $50 gift certificate to garden girl.ca. But I... did we finalize how they're entering?

Are we using the phone number? Are we using social media? What are we using? She got back to us and said she liked the tags. So you've got to follow either their Facebook or Instagram, Infinity Leasing, the exact ads we didn't think to get until literally this exact second. So apologies for that. But look them up on Instagram or Facebook, follow them and send them a quick DM saying that you did.

And if you do it on both, you get it. twice. And I'll tell you what, and to make it easy if we've made it, muddled it at all, if you text the phone line with where you're listening and your name, I'll throw it to infinity leasing as well. That way, there's three different ways to get involved. How's that? They can score three entries for this one. Okay. Does that sound fair? I feel like, I feel like they're going to give me one here. Maybe, okay, maybe. Maybe. All right, I don't know. Okay. All right. Shall we begin? Let's go with it. Shall we? Shall we begin? Can we can we be beginning now? Can we?

Hey? Yeah. Like, hurry up already, Sean. Jesus. Unbelievable. 250 episodes later. That one's going to just rattle my kitchen.

I'm kind of like, are we just going to have some fun? Are we going to have some fun with the guy to do this weekday? Are we going to start? I tell you what? I'm having one hell of a Tuesday, I tell you. Well, you know, I was recorded Monday anyways.

Here we go, folks. Okay. Let's start it off here with pride comes before a fall. This is the multiple here. I'm going to start with the Blue Jays one because I'm feeling a little sports today. Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass was demoted from the team's roster on Friday afternoon after sharing an anti-LGBQ2S plus video. The roster move comes a day after Bass said he stands by his personal beliefs just over a week after apologizing for sharing an Instagram story, encouraging followers to boycott Target and Bud Light over support they showed for the LGBT2.

US Plus community and then attacking on to that. He got really throwing a curvewall there. He did. Bud Light Memorial Day customarily kicks off summer and the beer beverage industry generally looks forward to the enhanced sales that come from summer. However, if the recently published reports of Anheiser-Bus sales are accurate,

which includes a stunning 60% sales drop during the holiday, the brand position of Bud Light is in free-for-all. So there's that. and well I don't know and then there's the audio clip that I think most people heard I want to say most people heard this teacher in Amiton but hey here we go in a particularly stark illustration of what appears to be a growing rift

between Muslim communities and the Canadian public school system and in Edmonton teacher was allegedly caught on tape isn't allegedly she was and they confirmed it anyways lamb-baseding Muslim students for eschewing in school pride celebration Quoted, you're out to lunch if you think it's acceptable to not show up because there's pride activities going on at school, says the unnamed Londonderry school teacher. It goes two ways, she says, if you want to be respected for who you are, if you don't want to suffer prejudice for your religion, your color of skin, your whatever, then you better give it back to the people who are different than you. In Uganda, if you think you're gay, they will execute you.

If you believe that kind of thing, then you don't belong here because that is what Canada believes, says the teacher. them. We believe that people can marry whomever they want. That is in the law. And if you don't think that should be in the law, you can't be Canadian. You don't belong here. And I mean it. If you don't like America, you can get out. Correct. Yeah. Isn't it funny that the tolerant, woke progressives are now doing the exact same things that they've been accusing us of for a very long time? I think it's, you know, you give them enough time. and they'll eventually show their colors, all eight of them in the rainbow pride flag, I guess. And so you're now in a situation where, hey, it's funny because it was, any criticism of Islam is evil and you're racist,

despite the fact that there's many different races that celebrate Islam. And I think that there's some valid cultural criticisms in different sects of Islam. and so now you've got the situation where if you say anything bad about any part of it, you're an evil racist. And then if you say anything bad about any part of the let's cetera group, you're a homophobe.

Like, oh, I don't want you to show balls to children. We've come to this weird. And now the thing about it is that they've always supported these two, just a second. So they've always supported these two polar opposites on this. one thing and now they're starting to clash and it's interesting to see which one of them the progressives are going to side with because they can't do both and we've been saying this for a long time yeah we've come to this interesting spot i was talking about it today we've come to this like interesting spot where we're inclusive of all but if you talk about it what we're

inclusive of all today will attack you like nobody's business and uh it's just strength because you know at some point you have to draw a line to us we both both Both know this. I'm not saying it's a hard line against everything, but at some point you go like the kitty litter box, maybe that has no point. At some point, you have to draw the line, and anyways, they seem to not want to do that.

I'm holding this to the two minutes today. So here we go, all right? We're going to see how we do on the old. We got to hit the Jesse Smollett incident, though. What, the guy getting hit in the face? Are we talking about that? The guy saying he got hit in the face. The guy saying again, okay, yeah, all right,

All right, all right. I'll give you a bonus minute. Bonus minute. Here it is. Bonus minute. Quick, real quick. So remember we talked a little while ago about the Pride hockey tape and how they put the rainbow on the hockey tape and then it gets all smudged up while Waterloo had their Pride crosswalk get vandalized and then they were all mad about it.

But here's the other thing. Petco is now doing Rainbow Gay Pride everything, including Doggy Doodoo bags. There you go. they see this as being a good thing. Doggy doo-doo bags. You're going to put a bunch of dog shit in this and that's somehow being inclusive. These people have no idea.

Okay, but the next one. So the Joel Harden, Ontario NDP guy claimed he got punched in the face even though it's like you look at where it is. How do you get punched right above the bridge of your cheek? Right. Anyway, there's an actual video of when he hit himself in the face with his microphone because he was all worked up and he cut his face.

And so then it got. fact check on Twitter. The Twitter fact check, which is just becoming more and more beautiful every day, call this guy out for what really happened. Upon closer or upon careful examination, it can be ascertained that Joel Harden unintentionally collided with his own megaphone resulting in the visible mark captured in the accompanying image. There you go.

Juicy Smollett all over again. Was that a minute? That was a minute and 30 seconds. All right. S&P can't be trusted. Well, I tell you what, YouTube and this headline got something in common. Police have arrested Nicole Sturgeon. Scotland's former First Minister is part of an investigation into the finances of governing Scottish National Party.

The arrest on Sunday marks a major escalation in the police probe that has plunged the pro-independence SNP into an unprecedented crisis. Sturgeon, who was formerly resigned as party leader in First Minister in March, is the third person to be arrested in connection with the investigation. Okay, this is fun. It's awesome because of the whole S&P. I love the acronym and that they're all a bunch of crooks. And then it's funny because about an hour after I saw this article, I'm thinking to myself like, who do I know that's up to date on Scottish current events?

Then I'm thinking like, well, there's a few people I used to work with that are in Aberdeen that, you know, maybe I could touch base with. I don't know. Let me sit on this for a bit. And I go to a coffee. shop, get a cup of coffee. And the guy working behind the tail is a Scotsman, like just blatant Scottish accent.

Like, oh, this is going to be perfect. So I get to the front of the line. And I'm like, well, what's going on with the S&P? They just arrested that chick. And then he kind of just does a little like, you know, just, ah, they're all crooks sort of thing or something like that. And I'm like, no, no, no, really, like what's going on? And then he tells me for like five straight.

minutes and I couldn't understand a fucking word of it. So I'm like, I've actually got the doubt like, did they speak English over there? I don't even know. He talked to me for five minutes and it was something about how

basically they only do two things in Scotland and one of them is arrest this woman and the other ones get drunk or something like that and it just yeah. Oh my goodness you know, here it's it's SMP, He can't be trusted, and it's a, anyways.

Rapporteur makes departure under pressure after exposure of manure in legislature culture. So, special rapporteur, David Johnson fired, well, multiple stories here. He resigned. And then also there was the other one part of the story was he, David Johnson fired the crisis communications firm Navigator Thursday after learning it. also advised former liberal MP Handong whose conduct he scrutinizes part of his inquiry into China's foreign interference.

And I could pull up the letter here. Right off the bat, if you need a crisis communication team to sell the Canadian public on the fact that you're well suited for your job at parsing this,

maybe, just maybe, you are not well suited to your job for parsing this. Yeah, yeah. Right off the top of my head. That's the first thing that comes to mind. I mean, this has just been an ongoing disaster. You got guys like Andrew Coyne speaking up about this.

He's basically been Trudeau's biggest cheerleader for years, and then he's speaking up against it. Do you think David Johnson, sorry, like at the end of it believes he was totally nonpartisan? I watched the video where he's getting like drilled by all the people and he's going, listen, I'm not, you know, like, yeah, that was Trudeau. That was a long time ago and I'm an honorable guy and gee Willickers and everything else. I think a decent part of it is that he lives in the Laurentian bubble.

And then you add to that the fact that he's probably not got his finger on the pulse of current event politics as much as he did, like, for example, when he was still working in them. And so, you know, he's been out of the game for a little bit. Have you ever like, you ever like, I don't know, had a nice soft winner or something like that? And then you go and spend like 14 days working your ass off outside. And you're like, how did I get this old and how did I get this fat? This is exactly what this guy's last month has been in this political shit show. And then you got guys like Justin or Andrew Sheel.

So former CPC leader, and he's saying like, you know, should Justin Trudeau apologize to David Johnston? Here's the thing is Justin Trudeau never made anybody become rapporteur. He never forced anybody. Yeah, he might have coerced them a little bit. He might have provided incentives for them to become rapporteur. But it was never like there was a gun to his head. Oh, man. This was a choice that he made.

They lied. I mean, what else do you say about this? Okay, here we go. A secret privy council office memo recommended that any COVID vaccine-related injuries or deaths be carefully managed with winning communication strategies as to not shake public confidence, according to Blacklocks. Man, I love Blacklucks. I know. I got Holly Done coming on in, I think, a week's time.

Anyways, I just, I tell you what, she took some, she took some negotiating to get on the on, you know, Tom was like, I'm there. And when I invited her, she's like, listen, Tom can go do what he wants. I got to be a little more, you know, like, and I'm like, fair enough. Plus, you know, you can't trust SMPs. So I mean, I understand her hesitation. Either way. Blacklocks. What did you guys negotiate for? Or is it behind closed doors? Behind closed doors. Can't know that. Anyways, all right. Black lives reporter, uh, doing it again. The May 2020 one memo. So I want to. So this May 21, 2021 memo with winning communication strategies to not shake public confidence, okay? Released through access to information legislation came five months after the Department of Health licensed the first Pfizer bio-and-tech pandemic vaccine. Quoted, events related to COVID-19 vaccine may be minor or severe, said the memo called testing, behaviorally informed messaging in response to severe adverse events following immunization. news reports of adverse events following immunization and the government's response to them have strong potential to influence public confidence in vaccines and their safety. No shit. Anyways, you scroll down to the very bottom and the public health agency said of the 97.6 million vaccine doses administered at the time of the report, there were 20,428 serious adverse events reported. The reported included labored breathing, heart attacks, kidney damage, spontaneous abortions, facial...

Well, that's why the left loves them so much. Strokes, deaths, blood clots, and incidents. And you'll get abortions whether you want them or not. So, like, it's pretty wild that, I don't know. I'm sorry, you think this is wild? Not wild. I mean, it's, you get the point, right? I mean, are the liberals willing to lie to push their own personal agendas, Sean?

Are politicians willing to lie to push their own agenda? this week. I wonder if we're going to get into more of this this week, Sean. Anyways. What's the next thing that they lied about? You want this? Yeah, well, you had it up for a second, and then you took it down again. In the first hours of the protest, they wanted the word out there that the protesters were violent anarchists, and if they didn't act like violent anarchists, the Fed

were going to make it up. So, government operations Center released a totally falsified report that they were violent anarchists. And oh, so they lied about the freedom

convoy. They lied about the freedom convoy. They lied about shots and vaccinations and safe and effective and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, the population's eating itself because you're going, you know, you guys are a bunch of loony tunes, conspiracy theories, everything else. And here it is, and black and white, black, black,

doing exactly what they do, just pulling out everything and being like, we're led by morons, complete nutter morons. We are. Can I do a quick audible? Sure. Can we go to liberal media downplay's link between wildfires and arson and then get back to the regular scheduled programming? Can we do that one first?

Sure. Do you want to put that up right away? Yes. Now you've got to make me search for it here. Give me a sec. Premier Daniel Smith says the government. is bringing in arson investigators from outside the province to trace the cause of some wildfires during an unprecedented season in Alberta.

It's a real-life metaphor happening right in front of us with historic wildfire season. Jesperson said to Smith during Thursday's show. Every expert that we talk to indicates the significant factor that climate change is playing on our susceptibility to wildfire and the conditions that lead to these massive blazes that are happening earlier and earlier in the season. Smith respond that she's concerned about arson being the cause in some of the fires. we are bringing in arson investigators from outside the province she said we have almost 175 fires with no known cause at the moment sometimes they're very easy to trace when you have a lightning storm it's easy to trace when you have a train derailment that's easy to trace you get the point anyways so she's saying the same thing like there was another half dozen news articles this week about people being arrested and being charged with arson and i was thinking i was like you know what we've already covered this a couple times already but you just suffice to say that it just keeps going.

There's more people being arrested for setting like 31 fires here, 11 fires there, all over the goddamn country, all right? And she's saying maybe we should look into the root cause rather than any purported mitigating factors, right? Let's treat the disease rather than the symptom. And she's catching hell for it because she's. She's downplaying climate change. Like, let's be honest, regardless of how much climate change there was, there wouldn't be any fucking fires if there weren't jackasses starting them.

Okay? But the liberals and the mainstream media are more than happy to say, and I'm starting to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but they're more than happy to just get people all riled up about climate change. and at some point, people are going to see it as their civic duty in terms of helping stop climate change. They're not going to take their tits out and show them to Avril Levine anymore. They're going to go light the fucking bush on fire. And that's what's happening right now. How could it not be? Well, the thing is, is every week, I was actually surprised you didn't put some of those headlines in this week because what listeners need to know.

I didn't want to beat a dead horse. I understand. Especially what the horse obviously died of climate change. COVID. The thing is Tuesday is like they keep hammering it's climate change, climate change, it's climate change. And then I keep reading, you know, suspicion wildfire again and suspicion again and again and again. And you're like, and I have to thought, and then Jesperson comes out and says, they're doing it. Yeah. Maybe for every week that they're doing it, we push back equally as hard. But at the same time, I don't want to be overly redundant and say

things over again when I've already said them before and they don't need to be repeated. And they don't need to be repeated because we already understand because I've previously stated them in another week and it's redundant. All right. Back to the regular scheduled show, folks. At what point do we stop calling this a conspiracy theory? That's what New Brunswick, I've read quite well into what I wrote down. That's what New Brunswick, former chief economist David Campbell, said that Irving Oil's public

announcement of strategic review, including a possible. full or partial sale, the company is mulling existential questions. So why are the Irvings notoriously quiet about business affairs choosing to say this out loud? Irving Oil has been lobbying hard in Ottawa for months, surely focused on the clean fuel standard, a regulatory regime that pushes petrol producers and refineries become less carbon intensive in their production. It will cost them real money to comply. Irving Oil and Gabo are not getting along. The minister singled out Irving Oil in a letter urging energy regulators,

in Atlantic Canada not to let refiners get a price increase July 1 when clean fuel standards rules start coming in. He suggested that refinery margins are fat and healthy and the company should absorb the cost of compliance rather than trying to pass along to consumers. The company disagrees and is fighting back. The strategic review will surely propose at least a couple of options that represent a significant economic hit to Atlanta and New Brunswick in particular. They could sell the refinery, close it.

They could pivot their business into something else or just move. Okay, so think about it this way. We can't get any new pipelines built over 40 kilometers or that cross any interprovincial boundaries because they scrap the N.E.B. Act. Okay? When Germany and Japan come with their hats in their hand trying to get natural gas, we send them packing. We have done everything possible to limit the growth of oil and gas in the air. this country. You can't get any new refineries built because it takes literally a fucking generation to get through the red tape.

And the one major one on the East Coast that currently exists, they're trying to make so uncompetitive that they're looking at exiting. They have a monopoly, Sean. They have a fucking monopoly. And they're talking about exiting. Like, imagine you're the only podcast in the world. And you're like, I can't do this because I'm being regulated out of it. I am the, I am in the bluest fucking ocean you could ever imagine. And the government is trying to cut me out at the knees. All right. Now, they're, they're doing everything they can to keep us from being able to be energy self-sufficient, okay? Because their ideology is more important than economic reality. Okay. They get all these idiot eco-leftists all drummed up on arson. And why? Because even though

they're their own fucking precious trees, oh, we value our, we value our pristine wilderness so much. And the oil sands is ruining it. But if we get a bunch of arsonists excited so that they just burn the whole fucking thing down, that's somehow okay. But this tiny little speck on the map that the oil sands is a bad thing. Okay. At what point do we say that they care more about the ideology than anything else and they

will fucking burn down in this whole fucking place to rule the ashes as long as we can't do anything that we want? Here, here. Shocker. Liberal men aren't manly. Okay, so a single

woman has made waves for lamenting on TikTok that all the shiverless mass men in her dating orbit are conservative. As a liberal woman, well, here, I tell you what, I'm going to press play. And we'll see if I can get it here. That's good, because I haven't seen this one yet. One of the saddest realizations I recently had was that as a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who is willing to play the more traditional masculine role

in the relationship in today's day and age. Who is not a conservative? A man who wants to pay on the first state, who wants to open your door, who has that want and desire to take care of you and to provide. There you go. Okay. First off, obviously she's a liberal because she just wants free shit. Secondly, how is this possibly a surprise to anybody?

Well, I don't think it is a surprise to me. I don't know. It's what it is. It's rather funny. She's just, you know. If you read it, supposedly she's, found a liberal man that will do all that.

She went on a lovely date after the TikTok. So who knows? Maybe they're out there. Maybe. Or he's just trying to get lucky. Like, well, you know what?

What's the strangest thing you've done to go out with a woman? I said I was liberal. Yeah. How many guns do you have? 84. I'm zero. Zero. Guns are bad.

Guns are evil. Who's your favorite economist? I mean, what's an economist? What's there's actual economists out there? I'm a leftist. I don't know anything about them. Oh, man. Twitter to shine light in the darkness here.

I'll bring up the tweet from Elon. We're going to publish all government censorship requests and whether or not we complied with them. It is important to note that Google, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, etc. are constantly censoring. To the best of my knowledge, this platform does the least censorship. Elon Musk, yet again for the win. I know on the weekend, SMP presents when I had Longo and Craneer, and they got asked about Elon Musk, right? I think everybody's like fearful, you know, anytime you put your faith in one person, you know, it's a dangerous game, right?

I get it. But, you know, it's funny. Elon keeps getting, people keep looking for the holes in the air. armor. And he keeps doing things like this. And I'm like, just keep going, man. Just keep going. And, you know, and when he makes a mistake, everybody attacks him on it. And then he's like, yeah, you're right. And we'll do this.

And we'll keep doing things. And Twitter just, if you aren't on Twitter, you're missing all the fun. Twitter is the funest place to be right now. There's so much stuff happening there. It is wild. Think about the ripple effect. Like, just look at this right now and realize that he just ended. government censorship on Twitter.

Right? Because if he just says, you guys can send me whatever requests you want, but you may as well tweet them because I'm going to tweet them and the world's going to see them. So send me whatever, you know, whatever you guys want censored,

you send it. And I can't promise that we'll do it, but I can promise that everyone will know that you want it done. So do you think Trudeau is going to try and shut down the Catherine McCanada parody account? You think we should

maybe... This just stopped government censorship on Twitter. You think maybe we should have one headline... Regulation. He just fucking swept it. This is what I got to do with...

What are you going to say? I feel like we should have a Twitter headline every week. Because I feel... And we probably do. But I mean, like, some of the stuff that Elon is doing, it should just...

We should just shine a light on it once a week. And here's the Twitter play of the day. You know, it's almost like the TSN turning point. It's like, here's the Twitter play of the week. And you just shine a light on it because, man, it's super cool.

He does it again where you're like, nobody can do that. And then Elon comes along and does it. Like, I mean, get the man. Freaking props. He's two steps ahead of everybody. And this is a perfect case of that. I got a, okay, I'm going to, I got a bunch of comments coming in. So I'm going to wrap fire them first.

Jennifer Lipke said they lied, question mark. Yes, yes, they did. Yes, they did. She says, love blacklocks. Don't we all? Yep. Don, oh man, that's a name. Is it a Botafsky?

I think the cat just across the keyboard right there. Great to have you bored, Don. So they're taking in Justin Trudeau, the arsonist. Somebody else paying attention to some things that have been said. Arson isn't climate change from Eileen Clark. Elyne is correct. Yes, I downplay, oh, Jennifer again, I downplay so-called climate change every chance I get.

And then Sheldon LeBosier says, good evening. Good evening, Sheldon. Good evening. As we close in here. Okay, let's get to Calgary mayor runs a train on more than the economy. That's pretty good, too. Who writes this stuff? City officials are highlighting the early results of several investments to improve safety on the Calgary Transit,

service that continues to grapple with perception it is unsafe. Mayor Jody Gondack was joined by representatives of the Calgary Police Service Transit Peace Officers and Calgary Transit for a ride along Thursday. 33 million investment last year has been followed up with a 32 million injection this year for transit safety and security initiatives and hinted more funding could be on the way. Those investments and strategic changes have resulted in the permanent hiring of 36 transit peace officers and the deployment of corporate security guards and transit ambassadors on the sea train line. Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Chicago? No.

Oh, it was great. Wonderful trip, but on the last day before my flight, I had a little bit of time to kill, and they've got this museum of science and industry. And I'm one of those people who likes to go to museums and read all the placards, and I'm there forever. And we were talking about placards a couple weeks ago. And so this is, I don't know, Jesus. Christ was practically like 15 years ago.

And so, you know, there was no smartphones or anything like that. So I got the map from the hotel. Oh, and the hotel I was staying at was hosting a convention for the little people of America that weekend. So the entire hotel, like the lobby where you go have your breakfast, all of it, just midgets everywhere. They literally had this custom built set of stairs that they pushed up against the front desk. Because you know all the front desk hotels. they're like that really high counter. Well, if you're a midget, that's too fucking high.

So they put this set of stairs. So the midgets could just go up there and be like, I would like to get my room, please. What the hell are you talking about? So I take the train all the way down to the very far south. Like it's the last train stop. I get off at the last train stop. And I get off.

And I'm like, well, this is interesting. There's a security guard there. And then I was way early. So I'm like, hey, do you know any good place to get breakfast? and she says, oh, well, you know, why don't you just go to Nellie's diner around the corner? I've been smelling it all morning. It seems wonderful.

And I'm like, okay. So I go in there, record skip, right? And so everybody all morning is just surprised that there's just this random white dude walking around south of Chicago by himself. You know why? Because he's a naive idiot. He has no fucking idea. So I go to the museum, but I stayed a little late because I was reading all the placards.

And so I'm like, ah, you know what? I'm not going to walk the mile or two back to the train station. I get in a cab. And so the cab, he says, where too? And I tell him, you know, this train station. He's like, what? You want to go where? And I'm like, yeah, this train station.

It's like, you've got to be up out of your mind, boy. You're not going there. You're going to get shot. I'm like, oh, no, it's fine. They got a security guard. He's like, he like from around here, are you? Yeah, I'm from Canada. Yeah, I figured.

I figured. Anyway I'm like Well what's wrong with it? He's like I will tell you what is wrong with it There's been so many So many people getting shot and so many gunfights going on over there That last week the mayor of Chicago came down to his self And had a press conference at that train station

To tell people that it was safe to go there But they had to cancel it because people were shooting at them And this is exactly what's happening right now. I hope they don't shit on you, bubbles. Shit on you, who? Shit hawks. Oh, my goodness. Well, at least one person hears out, you know, like, I'm going, where's Tews leading this?

Wanda's thinking the same thing. Two's are killing me. It was great. That was a story. You know, if I had the two-minute buzzer, I would have hit it six times already. You know, story time with twos, it was good. It was good. I'm laughing. I'm having a great old time. It took a little bit of time to get there, folks. He wanted to know. He's like, you want that train station? I'm like, yeah, yeah, the one right by Nellie's Diner.

He's like, how do you know Nellie's Diner? I was there for breakfast this morning. I had grits for the first time. It was great. He's like, you went to Dely's Diner. I went, yeah, yeah. The security guard told me about it. He's like, I live two blocks away from Nellie's Diner, and I am scared to go to Nellie's Diner. I'm like, well, you should check it out. Good grits. He's like, man, I cannot wait to tell everybody that I'm a white boy from Canada in my cab who went to Deli's diner. They're taking our jerbs. Okay, moving on.

Canada's unemployment rate rose in May for the first time since August 2022 as the labor market lost some of its steam. The economy lost just over 17,000 jobs. for the month, according to Statistics Canada, bringing the unemployment rate up to 5.2% from the 5% record in April. This fell short of Bay Street economics expectations of a gain of more than 21,000 jobs. They got that wrong. It's too soon to call it a trend,

but further losses over the next few data releases could signal that Canada's job market is finally starting to slow. Youth jobs led the losses in May as employment for those age 15 to 20 before fell by 70. thousand. Anyways, I thought that was an interesting stat. Yeah. The only thing that's keeping this so-called job market afloat, we've been talking about it a whole bunch of different times, even though somebody's doctor friend didn't believe us. But we've got the notes on this. We've been talking about it. Many articles, lots of pie charts. All the job creation in this country has been in the public sector. Yeah, public sector.

yeah this has been going we've been talking about we've been talking about this for what a year at least pretty much since we started this thing what just happened recently that caused all of this job shrinkage was it that the new budget was being released and they needed to roll back spending hmm welcome to the jungle we've got fun and games i tell you what this is a cool happy news story um it's from a song the headline thanks to's you know anyways like here I'm going to zoom it in. The incredible story of four children aged 1 to 13 who survived 40 days alone in the rainforest

after a plane crash that killed their mother has captured the world's attention. You heard that right. Miraculously, the children were not hurt, suffering only insect bites, dehydration, and malnourishment before they were found and rescued by Colombian military after an enormous search.

The siblings Leslie 13, Salani 9, Tien Noriel 4, and baby Kristen, who had his first birthday, while lost in the rainforest are from the Hutu, Hutoto Indigent group, and they survive 40 days alone, four kids, you know?

Like, holy dinah. That's impressive. Yeah. Do you know anybody who ever got lost in the jungle? Do I know of anyone who got lost in the jungle? Yeah. No, I can't say I do. Oh, it's insane.

I mean, I haven't done it personally. But buddy of mine, he went to go be a consultant in sedan and so him and another dude go out there for like their first hitch so it's bring lots of toilet paper and don't wear shorts when he get off the plane so there's this dude waiting for him and he's got like two folders

just kind of looks goes here you have this one and you have this one so the other dude after he's been there for like five six days something like that I'm probably getting a couple of the details mixed up but you'll get the gist of it anyways he's been there for like five six days two in the morning the end engineer on location comes like storming into a shack.

He's like, dude, fucking run. Because a whole bunch of the locals showed up with AK-47s. And so he just books it off into the fucking jungle, right? Like middle of the night, doesn't grab anything, doesn't take any of his toilet paper or nothing like that, just runs into the fucking jungle.

And he spends the next month hiding from everybody. Because there's a whole bunch of people with guns looking for him. But it's not like they're wearing names. tag. It's not like they've got fancy uniforms. So he's just like, I don't know, they might be trying to kill me. They might not be. But I don't really get due. So he was out

for 30 days? I think it was just a little over a month. Then he was running through the jungle, hiding from everybody. But it got to the point where he was just too malnourished and tired. He's just like, fuck it. Take me. And somebody managed to find him.

But it wasn't the bad guys with guns. It was the good guys with guns. No, there you go. And so, yeah, they ended up getting them back there. Well, yeah, I don't know if he got paid for the whole time or not. I hope he did. And Tuesdays he didn't show up for work the next day. So he's out there for 30 days.

He's got no toilet paper. I mean, I don't know what a North American folk would do with no TP. I mean, when we have crisis, we rate the stores for TP. That's the only thing we're looking for. Not guns and bullets and everything else. Just do we have TP? Because, I mean, if you're going to, you know, a freshly white butthole. is just the best thing ever when you're in the jungle

running from people with guns, you know? Like, that's what you need. Well, if you find a waterfall, it's like an inverted bidet. Merrily LaFlaher says, how did I miss everything until Happy News? I need to be more on the ball. No worries. It's going to be on the podcast tomorrow.

You can rewind it. You do whatever you've got to do there, Marily. It'll be there. Yeah. This is going to do it for mashup 59. I was on the ball today with the, I was thinking about it toos. you know, I'm sure people don't care, but I was thinking, you know, when we get to an hour and 10 minutes, I'm like, didn't we start this thing trying to be on the ball and quick and hitting the thing

and buzzer and and everything else? We haven't been doing that lately. And I thought this week we'd try and slim it up a bit. So we're at 45 minutes just in case you're wondering. All right. So I guess we've got to ask people, is tight or better? I think we all know the answer, folks. That's going to do it.