Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #61

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include conservatives are better looking than liberals, NYC Pizza Hero, NHL done with warm-up jerseys and down goes the Titan submarine. This week Major Sponsor is Infinity Leasing Inc. For more information head here: www.infinityleasing.ca/ Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500 Substack:https://open.substack.com/pub/shaunnewmanpodcast

Listen, if you need to put into your automated message at your call center that we are currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes, you are not currently experiencing higher than normal call volumes. That's just how it is. And you're lying to us to try an artificially lower expectations as if they can get any fucking lower having a call in to some place and deal with an automated menu to 10 minutes before you can even talk to a person. Man's over. Maybe they just don't want to talk to you, too. Quite understandable. I'm not the only person they do it, too, Sean. It's very true. It's very true.

Mashup 61. You know what? I must be getting a little bit, you know, I don't know. Is it soft in the amount of mashups we do? I'm like, ah, let two's rant. I kind of need a laugh to start off the week. And I feel like I've been having a couple of good chuckles reading through some of our headlines this week, which I think listeners are really going to enjoy.

but I'm like, let's let's let's let the man rant. Just let's let's let's let the man rant. You know, the funny thing is, is that Mrs. Toes the other day was like, do you seriously think that people want to hear that over top of the song? Just let them listen to the song. And like you're supposed to be on my side here. You were the chosen one. So my own house is stacked against me.

It's like, what the, Sean, stop doing it. Well, it's funny. I let you rant and I had a couple texts come through saying, man, I really like it when Toos rants. And I'm like, all right. Well, let it slide. Why didn't you send those to me? Because I didn't need to go into your head.

You know, your head gets all big and then you're like, I'm ranting all the time. I want to race. I'm ranting every week. And it's like, no, no, no, folks, we're not going to do that. We're not going to have them rant in every time. Sometimes you got to let the song play. Sometimes you got to let Toos do what Toos does. All right.

Tew does other stuff. He's not a one-trick pony. I mean, I can't think of other stuff. that he does off the top of my head, but there are other things. All right, Mashup 61 brought to you by Infinity Leasing. Do I get to, do I get to read my thing, or do you want to just hop in and see they're the greatest company ever? They'll fulfill every dream under the sun.

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Either way, you can find out all the information on infinity leasing when you're talking about twos and building his pirate ship to go find a gold or whatever. Not pirate ship. Anyways. Finding sunken treasure. Infinity leasing.ca. I'm just infinity leasing.orgia. Okay.

A couple of pirates probably go in there. Not pirate ship. Come on. I'm not a buccaneer. I just want to find the stuff they dropped. Blacklocks. You wanted to start with black locks before we got into the headlines.

Okay. So I listened to Holly Don today on your show. Yes, yes, yes. Huge like, Cabloom blown out of the water moment

for me. Which is? Her and Tom. Oh. I had no idea. See, she said it and like, yeah,

I feel like Tom has mentioned that. Has Tom not mentioned that? If he did, I missed it. Okay. Because I just every single one of the Tom Korski's that you've had

and a bunch of other ones that he's done in other places, too. Did you see the week in a review today of last week? Did you see the little clip I had of you where it's like, you know, you had two years of people staying at home and for and if your business is still failing, he's talking about CBC and I'm talking about twos, then, you know, it's you not them. Do you, what I, Holly's like, why are you laughing? As she's telling how many people work for black locks that are full time and it's her and Tom, I'm like, because you're like

the most important thing in all of Canada and two people are full time and you're making an absolute business case for it and thousands of people working. for these big giant, you know, media conglomerations are just failing miserably. It was beautiful. I mean, honestly, it was so, it just fit beautifully into the story we talked about last week, about they're just failing. And here's Blacklocks with two freaking full-time people that are married and are making a go of it and blown it out of the water.

Yeah, Blacklocks for the win. Yeah. Yeah, so that was my big takeaway. Like, just drive it along. Do, do, do, do, do. And they're married. I'm like, what? Yeah, a pretty cool story.

It blew me out of the water. Only two full-time employees there. Okay, here. Here's the other thing from Colleen. She sent this to me, and I never got it on the air last time. So the name for the Garden Girl gift card, the winner from first week of them being on, was Aaron Woodland. Aaron Woodland. So if you're listening, Aaron Woodland is who got the $50 to Garden Girl.

Okay. All right. Shall we begin? Shall we begin? Let's get crack. lack it. Oh, here, here. Chris Coors, hello from North, Okinaw, and BC. That's a way to start tonight. I tell you what, I'm having a day today. I think Tews knows us. We've been talking for 10 minutes before we started the show.

It feels like it's going to be a good night. Anyways. Yeah, it's got a lot of good energy. I'm looking forward to this. Oh, yeah, there we go. Here we go. Okay. Alberta Health Services Shell game. I assume a few people have seen this. Alberta Premier, Danielle Smith is denying any interference in the reversal of Dr. Dina Hinshaw's hiring earlier this month. touched on the issue on the most recent episode of your province, your premiere, which aired on QR, Calgary and 630 chat on Saturday morning. These are decisions that are made internally, and I was briefed after the news became public smiths said. It's up to Dr. John Colwell to answer

those questions. This comes after it was reported on Thursday that Hinshaw, Alberta's former Chief Medical Officer of Health, I don't think any of us can forget that, was set to begin working with HHS's Indigenous Wellness Corps in May. On June 1st, a memo went out, welcoming Hinshaw to the team, which led to backlash on social media due to how those on social media viewed her handling of the COVID-19 pandemic. First it was denied, actually. First it was denied, yes, correct. Alberta Health Services later issued a statement saying Hinshaw is not employed by HHS.

And according to Dr. Esther Telfether's former senior medical director of the WCIWC, her team decided to hire Hinshaw, but it was suddenly reversed after being initially approved. and she said, who rescinded it? I don't know. And I think there are questions to be asked about why the job was rescinded. And somebody should ask about, did anybody think about the impact this will make to indigenous lives in the province? And then, of course, now she's resigned her position as well. Yeah, so she resigned in protest.

And I don't know. Maybe I'll get called racist for this in some backhanded way. But, I mean, you know, it's very important for the First Nations communities. to have self-determination. They want to be able to chart their own path, make their own decisions. Can you possibly think of a worst person to be the figurehead for such a movement

than Dina fucking Hinshaw? Everybody gets locked the fuck down. You do what I say. You stay in line and you don't go to jail, Dina Hinshaw. That's the person you want charting the course of self-determination and an indigenous medicine. I don't know.

I'm not I'm not part of that group but looking at it from a step back I think it's absolutely insane. Well, here's what Murray Cochran has to say Hintra got a healthy severance.

It should never be, should never been rehired. And then George chimes in, former NDP candidate hired her. Correct. And anyways, they're saying 100% to you. Yeah. So this is basically what happened when,

remember when everybody just assumed that Hillary Clinton was going to win in 2016 and they even had that Time magazine article about the new first female president that had already shipped before the election had even happened? And then they had to walk it back. This is basically the Alberta healthcare version of that, where I'm sure that they were so positive. that Rachel Notley was going to win and usher in a great golden age

of bureaucratic bullshit in Alberta Health Services. Well, she's going to want Dina Hinshaw back and we're going to hire her back and we're going to get, you know, all these accolades for it

and it's going to be great and it's just going to ram down everybody's throat how evil the UCP was. And then, what do you mean she didn't win? What? Yeah. And so, yeah,

that's basically what happened. As far as it, that's what it looks like to me. You have me going. Tews is like, going to, anyways. I'm like, what is he looking at? Like, I can't say, anyways. Oh, the comments keep popping up. So I realized, I realized that I can go from private chat to comments in the stream yard.

So I see them as they come up now. And so I'm trying to do two things at once. And Sean, I don't know if you've ever tried that or before it up. I only do this for a living right now. Now, folks, leave it to the professionals, too, eh? Like, holy dinah. Here, Eileen Clark, keep her in BC. We didn't want her then, and we don't want her now.

I don't care what she's hired to do. And then, of course, Chris Corrhus had said BC hired that chick. Anyways, two's trying to multitasking, confusing me on this side, who is multitasking, and this is what I do. All right, NHL focuses on hockey. Harpies react as expected. players refusal overshadowed teams hosting Pride Nights, Commissioner says, NHL teams won't wear special jerseys for pregame warmups during theme nights next season,

the result of a handful of players refusing to use rainbow-colored pride jerseys this past season and causing unwelcome distractions. The league's board of governors agreed with Commissioner Gary Bettman view that the refusals overshadowed team's effort in hosting Pride nights that in some case included auctioning off the warm-up jerseys. All 32 teams held pride or hockey. is for everyone night. Teams will still celebrate pride and other theme nights, including military preition and hockey fights cancer.

They're also expected to still design and produce jerseys to be autographed and sold to raise money, even though players won't skate around with them on during warm-ups. Yeah, so again, you just, you stand up to this woke mob that just demands that you, you wear the ribbon and you do everything they tell you to do and everything else, and you just stand up to them and just be like, look, we're not going to do this anymore. They are a hockey organization. They should worry about hockey.

I mean, we ought to call up the dairy cartel, like right now, and just be like, why don't you have gay rainbow milk? I have gay rainbow milk. And then he'd be like, what do you? We just do milk. We're dairy. This is a guy that used to be on, on, I want to, I want people here. How the mighty have fallen?

So Sid, six, six, used to be on Tim and Sid and like was a huge popular guy in Toronto and he's renowned for doing his rants right so here here's his rant with two ladies on on them with the NHL's done days as well is is honestly it's cowardly there's no other word to say it it is cowardly and this league if it weren't for Canadian broadcasters this league would have been broke 30 years ago because that's the only reason this league makes any revenue this league doesn't make What does that have to do with anything?

This league doesn't make revenue because of TV ratings in the States. This league doesn't make revenue because of any progressive thought whatsoever. This league makes money because Rogers gave it $5 million or $5 billion. That's why this league makes money. That stuff is prevalent in the National Hockey League. That's how they think. That's how they roll. It's a small organization run by small people.

And to do this in Pride Month is absolutely stunning. But part of me is actually glad because this league doesn't deserve to say hockey is for everyone. This league doesn't deserve to go down that road. and if I were them, I pull out of Pride Nights completely because this league's not ready for this. Homophobia and transphobia are running rampant in that league. It's pretty obvious. This league's not ready for that. So I'd say back up even further.

No Prime Nights. Toronto Blue Jays know how to get it done. When there's an issue, they deal with it. This league has no idea what it's doing. None. I would pull back even further, but that's just one person's opinion. Twitter's going to be filled with takes on this. Go ahead.

Have that it. But that's our thoughts. Well, that was fucking gay. It's funny when he brings up... Do you remember... Do you remember... Do you remember... It was only, what, last week, the Toronto Blue Jays?

As soon as the guy had this comments, send him straight down. And he's saying that that's the... You know, that rate there is what's needed. I have a hard time with people who don't want to hear other sides of a conversation. I mean, why are you forcing people into the conversation? You just be like, look, I don't care.

Like, personally? I don't care I don't you do what you want to do you do what you want to do whatever right but don't go to some random

completely disparate organization that has nothing to do with with gayness or gay pride or whatever else and say you have to do this now and if you don't

you are insert whatever the trendiest fob is Uh Eileen Clark Fuck me is this guy for real Yes he is And he was He was uh

He was uh He was uh quite the You know He was mainstay sports there For how many years To is quite a long time Tim and Sid was Pretty much

They were right up there with PTI For a long time Yep 100% 100% How the money have fallen Okay Climate change causes PTSD No I'm not reading that wrong

Here it is An Iowa meteorologist Just left his 18 year old His 18-year career due to PTSD from death threats he received over his coverage of climate change. Chris Glon and a glon of something, Ginger, Chief Meteorals just at TV as affiliate. You should just do that every time. Des Moines in Des Moines, oh man. Announced Wednesday he was leaving the local station.

I can't even read right now. I'm bidding farewell, he said, to TV to embark on a new journey, dedicated to helping solve the climate crisis. Now I will devote my full-time efforts to funding sustainable solutions and fostering positive change. He said, let's confront this challenge head on and shape a more resilient future for generations

to come. Was he actually diagnosed with PTSD? Because I feel like if he had, that would have been a very focal point. I feel like you can just kind of throw it around right now. I mean, you know, like back at PTSD, guys, we can't talk about this situation. Oh, it's just the latest

thing. Like, oh, I'm now suddenly a woman. Oh, I have PTSD. Right? Oh, I need special considerations because of this. He got one death threat. Seriously, go on Twitter for a week. I can't figure out. People are chiming in tonight.

It's kind of funny. I can't figure out. Eileen Clark, wonder how some of these fools make it through life? That's a good question. Honestly, that's an interesting question. I saw a YouTube video that I saw the thumbnail for it. I didn't have time to watch it, though. and it was why do stupid people make more money?

And it was, I think it's economics explained. Like this is like a legit economics video channel. And the video is going to explain why stupid people tend to make more money. And I'm really curious and I want to check it out. Well, it's probably relatively good. Here's Murray again. Everything the world today causes, fucking causes climate change. You're not wrong there.

We pretty much document. You people are causing climate change. CRA sets its sights on big important things. The Canadian Revenue Agency is demanding six years' worth of records from Shopify and all of its Canada-based businesses to verify their tax compliance. Shopify, a prominent Canadian multinational e-commerce company has more than 121,000 Canadian-based merchants, of which 16,000 are in Toronto. The platform allows businesses to build an online store and sell services through a streamlined

dashboard. And then it went on to say, from small. all the big businesses, everyone uses Shopify, said James Rhodes, principal lawyer at taxation lawyers. Shopify has everything the CRA needs to audit these businesses. What was sold, when it was sold, their sales and revenue. It's a more efficient auditing process experts say as opposed to looking for vendors on Shopify's platform and auditing them individually. This way, the CRA can access all of relevant documents from thousands of businesses cross-reference Shopify's data with its own. this is perfect do you remember and i i couldn't find it because you know it's we've got a pretty

comprehensive list of all the things we've covered so far like it's it's 89 pages long everything we've covered on the mashup to date isn't that insane oh yeah absolutely and it's still called weekly news because that's what it was called back in the day before we even named the mashup right but we had covered where i think it was and just just forgive me because i couldn't find the article, but something like $27 billion in unlawful serve payments, that they're like, oh, we can't be bothered with that. Revenue Canada is like, oh, no, no, no, we can't do that. It's too much work.

And instead, they're going after people trying to sell bits and bobs on Shopify. Like, hey, come buy this 3D printed bottle opener. Oh, did you declare that with Revenue Canada? Jesus Christ, read the room. Bread, bread, bread. The dairy cartels got to be happy at somebody else on the headlines, I just assume. I just assume.

Bread price is broken because no one to break bread within country where having things broken is their bread and butter. I know that you told me one time that you wanted shorter headlines because they showed up better. But every once in a while, I'm like, fuck it. I don't care. Bread price is broken because no one to break bread with in country

were having things broken in their bread and butter. Man, anyways, it doesn't matter. I read it like six times and it's still like, anyways, tongue twister. Candlead, the largest bakery firm in the country, admitted to fixing the price of bread, pleaded guilty to four counts under the Competition Act and agreed to pay a $50 million fine, during proceedings Wednesday and in Toronto court.

George Weston, which was Canada's second largest bakery unit, already admitted long, along with Loblaw, to their part in the price fixing scheme and cooperated with the competition borough in exchange for immunity. According to the court approved statements of facts, Canada Bregg coordinated price increases with their competition at Weston between 2007 and 2011.

According to a statement of facts, they agreed to what ended up being a coordinated price increase of 12 to 14 cents per lows. Perlough apologies. Okay, so this is really good because I had wondered way back when this came out 2017, something like that, because they kept on talking about the Loblox side of it. I'm like, it's all the same company. That's not fixing prices.

That's just setting prices. Like, if you're the only, if you're the only company in Canada that can sell hats, you just set it for whatever the hell you want. going to buy it or they aren't. Same thing with bread. The issue here isn't that, so anyway, sorry to backtrack real quick, this is good

because now it's actually, oh, there's two companies involved that fix the prices because Loblaws and the Westons, they always get all the bad press because everybody hates evil billionaires, just wants to throw them all at the bottom of the ocean. And so with these guys,

you know, and this story, it's like, okay, well, it's between two companies that fix the prices. And this is what happens when you have a cartel. Okay. Cartels are not good for the consumer. Sorry, DC. But this is, this is the way it goes. And how do you fix that? You quit giving them $12 million refrigerators. You make them compete on the free market with everybody else, which is going to open it up to new entrants who can therefore make and bake and sell bread at a reasonable fucking price. Somewhere D.C. is going to be kicking

over a milk jug tomorrow morning. And I look forward to a, I look forward to a 4 a.m. text in which my phone will be on silence so that I get it at 7.30 like a normal human being. Anyways, we all know what's coming. Submarine goes down

faster than Canada's economy. Oh man, this is a, well, if you haven't been on the internet this week, you've really missed out. You've really missed the boat. The now missing CEO of a company that takes passengers on board

a submersible to the site of the Titanic record, once again, folks, this boat is now, it was destroyed, right? Everybody's toes. Yeah, it imploded and then exploded. Yes. The now missing CEO of a company that takes passengers on board a submersible

to see the site of the Titanic record was once told how you refused to hire a 50-year-old white guy with military expertise because they are not inspirational. Inspirational. Anyways, Stockton Rush added in that interview with Teledyne Marine that expertise is not necessary because anybody can drive the sub with just a $30 video game controller.

In another interview, Rush insisted that the Cyclops vessel that he designed before the Doom Titan was invulnerable, saying he was willing to put money on it where my mouth is. Rush, the 61-year-old CEO of Ocean Gate expeditions along with four other passengers, including British billionaire, Hamash Harding, French Titanic expert, Paul Henry Nergoulet, and Shahazda Dawood, a UK-based board member of the Prince's Trust charity, along with his son, Suleiman Dawood, all were on that boat that is no more. Okay, so this thing was absolutely insane.

It ended up being just meme after meme. we're going to get to that in a little bit. But what I've been saying, I've been saying it about airlines forever. And you see it in all kinds of other stuff where you're like, look, I get the fact that you want to inspire new people who wouldn't typically be part of it. But you still, you can't just cut corners on this stuff. And so, hey, yeah, it's great that you got an all female group running your submarine. But now the problem is, is that anytime you go on a submarine voyage,

They want to pull over and stop somewhere all the time. And look how that went. So with Tew's is rambling, I didn't pull up that tweet with all women characters. I figured you were going to have some women joke in there, you know, because you're a bit of an asshole. Anyways, it doesn't matter. Misogynist. That's right.

You're a bit of them. I don't want to use their term. Anyways, whatever. No, I thought this was great, though. They named it the Titan. Did you ever hear about that book that got written in 1898? 1898? Yeah, so there was a book or a short story written about an unsinkable ship called the Titan.

And then in 1912, all the, you know, the whole heart of the sea kind of thing happened. And Leonardo DiCaprio drew those, that woman's boobs. And so anyway, it was very, it was very prescient. And I just, I remember reading about that as a kid. Like, I loved all that kind of, you know, weird coincidences, paranormal, any spoo. who Kooky ghost stories, theories about the pyramids, you name it. I loved all that stuff. And so I remember, like, as soon as they said it was the Titan, like, no way.

Seriously, you need people who read books to get involved with these companies every once in a while. And maybe the 50-year-old white dude might have known this. Here's some of the memes that were flying around. And I mean, for the listener, they're not going to be able to see it. For the person, live stream with us, obviously, if they were serious about the submarine rescue, They would have brought in, they would bring in the big guns, right? The guy on the CDU, you got Captain Curran.

Capron's logo with the CEO. Yeah. Helicopter tours of volcanoes, 250,000 book years now. It's a playground equipment helicopter. I'm done being an expert in vaccines. This week, I'm a marine engineering specialist. That was all of Twitter. Like, I mean, it was just wild to watch.

everybody go along with that. There's only one explanation. The Alaskan bullworm ate the... Classic SpongeBob. Classic SpongeBob, that's right. And then a picture of the controller, the $30 controller, and then it being,

yeah, crashed on the bottom. Billionaires are good people. Deep down. Well, it's like that lawyer joke, Sean. Hey, what do you call 500 billionaires dead at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. Oh, man. Billioners are good.

Oh, man, that's great. The submarine billionaires, when they get back and see all the memes about them. And it's a picture from Steve Zisu and the Life Aquatic. Yeah, which was a great freaking movie. Anyways, do you want me to keep going or we get? No, that's good. The point is, is there's entire websites dedicated to just the memes from this. So this whole, like, is it too soon to start joking about it that we dealt with in World War II?

We're totally past that now. Okay. That brings us on to Atlantic Canada upset over fulfilled campaign promises. Here you go. The Atlantic premiers are requesting an immediate meeting with Prime Minister over the federal government's clean fuel regulations, something which they have long been saying will negatively impact their region. On Wednesday, the premiers say a follow-up meeting was held.

with Federal Environment and Climate Change Minister Stephen Gubal. The group reiterated their commitment to climate change and the various initiatives they have put in place to prove that. They say they have been waiting for weeks for information from the Minister about options to reduce the impact of regulations. However, no new information or possible solutions to mitigate impact have been presented. Further, they say, the Minister has not shared numbers

about the potential impacts, which he says are different from those released by the Independent Parliamentary, budget office despite repeated questions. Nova Scotians will see, this is all only because, Nova Scotians will see the biggest carbon tax increase even ever in Canada when it kicks off July 1st. You may be thinking, don't we have a carbon tax? Oh yeah, we're getting we're getting we're getting the second carbon tax. It's the only time ever that the number two is a bad thing. Yeah. According to a group that advocates for lower taxes, if you're driving a minivan, for example, you can expect to pay $10 more in taxes or filling up a minivan on July 1 compared to June

30th, says Jay Goldberg, an interim director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation. Presently in the gas pump, the province's cap and trade system leads to about a 2% per liter tax on July 1. It's being replaced by the federal carbon tax, adding 12 cents per liter of fuel. Yeah, so that's a 600% increase in the fuel tax. The funny thing is, is that the liberals ran on this. they certainly did we're saving the planet twos yeah there's all that red stuff over on the right hand side that's them literally voting for this fucking policy correct so correct i mean you get what

you vote for like the the the toronto election just wrapped up and olivia chow who is probably most famous for being cuckolded by an asian rub and tugging rub and tug facility with her late husband, Jack Layton, of the NDP, she is now going to be the mayor. And it's probably not looking good for Toronto. But who am I to say? I don't live there. Can you please tell me this story?

I have no idea what the heck you're talking about. I'm pausing the clock for a quick second, folks, because what? Okay. Jack Layton, leader of the NDP, died on his deathbed. He plagiarized John Defebaker's speech because classic NDP. They can't even fucking die without stealing something from somebody. Okay, fast forward. Anyway, he got

busted a few years before that. The police did a raid on an Asian Rubbin Tug store and Jack Layton was in one of the rooms. One of the booths. Yeah, yeah. So they busted him in one

of the booths, rooms, whatever, lying on a table naked. Interesting. Okay. Time going again. I just had to get clarification back to the map. Yes, they voted for what they're getting. And folks, it only gets worse from here. I mean, here's the thing. Like, if you think something's going to be a bad idea, maybe don't vote for it. Yeah, I was talking to Chris Sims today about this because I'm like, like, what the heck do we do here? Like, it's only getting worse.

Separate. Well, Chris Sims comes on next week because we're going to talk about it because I'm just like, I'm staring at this going, this is insane. Like, what are we going to do here? Like, what are we really going to do here, folks? And, well, vote them out, right? That's what everybody's talking about. You vote them out and you try and scrap the carbon tax. Honestly, if you do have a minivan, like that story suggested,

I would recommend you take the floorboards out and just go right Fred Flintstone with it. Man hunt on for dangerous educator. The Prime Minister's top... Yeah, it's not the article you thought it was. Multitasking on this side, folks. The Prime Minister's top national security advisor says she expects the security official who leaked sensitive information to the media about attempted Chinese interference in Canadian politics,

prompting months of controversy over foreign interference in Canadian elections, will be caught and punished. The law has been broken. Sources techniques have been put at risk. our credibility with the Five Eyes allies has been put at risk. Jody Thomas told host, Catherine Cullen, an exclusive interview with CBS's The House. There are better ways of doing this, Thomas said during the interview.

Her first since being named National Security Advisor, there are better ways of raising your concerns within a national security agency. There are better ways of trying to bring some light to this topic than risking Canada's national security. The source wrote that they were motivated to speak out because it had become increasingly clear that no serious action was being considered. We're still evidence of senior public officials ignoring interference was beginning to mount. Funny.

So this Jody Thomas lady, who is apparently new here, and I'd miss that when I was going through the articles before, but she's newly appointed. Isn't it funny how everybody in a newly appointed bureaucratic position absolutely toes the liberal line no matter what? And furthermore, wasn't it like a month or two ago that all of this was made up that Trudeau in the press conference had said that everything that this whistleblower was saying was wrong, that it was incorrect, that they didn't have their facts straight. Mark Mendocino said the same thing. And it was all bullshit. And now they're like, oh, they shouldn't have told everybody what's going on and we're going to find them and punish them. well, if they were making it all up,

you don't really have anything to punish them for. So which side of the fucking horse are you going to be on on this? You know, it's funny. One of the cool things about doing the mashup each week is you get to follow this story for like, I don't even know anymore. Yeah, like, I don't know. Is it three months? Has it been four months?

I don't even know anymore. It's been years, Sean. That's the problem. Fair. So we've been staring at this and watching the stupidity unfold and the like the little talking points. they do and you're like, like, are they just going to get to the point where like, no, no, they're going to, you want to put them in jail?

Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's put them in jail. You're like, who's, who's advising this back there? Justin Trudeau probably. Yeah. And his handlers. It's the same thing with the appointment of Brenda Lucky, which I am speculating, but entirely certain in my head that one of the conditions was that she does whatever the

fuck they tell her to do. Well, let's move on to this. Liberal's strategy of active ignorance on display. We like to say people kind, not necessarily mankind. It's more inclusive. There we go. Exactly. Yes, thank you.

And the budget will balance itself. Man. You are one pathetic loser. No offense. Okay. Federal public servants worked on ways not to answer directly opposition MP's parliamentary questions, admitting that doing so raised a communication risk, internal government documents obtained under access to information show.

Civil servants in the Natural Resources Department recommended the use of limitation language to answer the written commons questions from conservatives and NDP MP's internal emails show. You know, at times, one might. to say that limitation language is what twos does exactly opposite of. Actually, that's pretty much your memo. Is that I'm fairly explicit in what I say? Correct. Okay.

Cool. Anyways, it's basically them saying we're not going to say anything. We've already known all this. Now you just have the paper trail to prove it, essentially. Yes? Because I don't think, I mean... That's basically it. Like, they're just, they're openly admitting that they're not answering any fucking questions.

And they're not telling the opposition or the public what's going on. Yeah. And this is an active strategy to do it. This is them just kind of stumbling through it. This is them saying this is what we want to do and how we want to. They're being literally taught this, and me and you have talked a lot about this. Like, why don't they just answer the questions? Well, here's why.

I mean, we've all been talking about this for a long time. Anytime you watch videos, they don't even, they deflect, they talk about different. They blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Here it is in an email saying they're taking training to basically have limitation language. They're being recommended use of limitation language. Yeah. Imagine being so bad at your job that you need to take a special course to not tell your boss how the fuck you're doing on a day-to-day basis. Listen, Bob, you suck.

And so we're just going to not let you speak. Okay? Whenever they ask, you just don't answer. and you just say different things and it doesn't matter how dumb you look because if you never say anything incriminating then you get to keep your job and just keep moving along and that's pretty much it

perverts hate daylight okay where do you want to start with this one buddy I think Regina we're gonna start in we're gonna start in Saskatchewan okay plan parenthood Regina says it is sorry that a non approved resource wound up

in the hands of Lumsden High School student, but the organization is disappointed in how the Ministry of Education is handling the matter. Okay. Before we go any further, okay? Because I, you know, this, this is the material, okay? This, this is, this is what gets handed out to all the kids. It's a to Z sex game, okay? And I'm gonna rattle off- found the actual one. Oh, I had it sent to me so many times and I started reading it. I'm like, what the hell? What is that? Why would this ever be given to a child? And yes, a grade nine kid, I know they're into a whole bunch, and I was, you know, but it's like this was in a classroom, okay?

And they said, oh, it was just a mistake. You were into auto fallacious. No, I was not. Is that what you're saying? Auto fallatio, okay, bisexual, so as we go through the alphabet, cathedilia, being attracted to one's television set. Yes, that is one hot little box. Okay, that is a dated term because CRT televisions haven't been around for a while because for cathode ray tube, right?

Dingleberry. Erection. Feltching. The act of sucking semen from your partner's butt. Wow. Okay. Gloryhole. Half and half.

Actually, glory hole is a health term. Iramaccio. Otherwise known as face fucking. I'm telling you what. This is pretty wild that this was in a grade nine classroom. And they're trying to defend it like, well, we didn't

present on this Tuesday. We didn't present on it. It's like, you guys are morons. Like, holy dinah. Well, we didn't give it to anyone, although like it's pretty much come out that they, they pretty much gave it to somebody, right? Jacking off, uh, kink, love muscle, uh, money shot, nooner, orgasm, pearl necklace, quickie, we should have, you know, me, you know, me, you should have been taken, you said Mary Jane, uh, yo man, I thought you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. You should have taken a guess on. We should have literally taken a guess at how many we'd know of these.

Because raw sex, anyways, carrying on, snowballing, tea bag, urophilia. Europhelia. Europhilias are people with urine fetishes. They can't get enough of the number of one piss, pee-pee, tailwater, whiz, foreplay for Europhiles, often involves combining salty foods and big gulfs for safety's sake. Like I can, like, you know, the reason I bring this up, because it's the most absurd thing I've ever seen. Vegetarian, commonly known as a lesbian, okay? Wanking.

Wait a second. They already had jacking off. Wanking, triple X, yellow and brown showers. No, I do not need to raid that. And Zagnut. To have one's test kills sucked by two people at the same time, you were one lucky duck to have so many people vying for the attention. of your nads. Just remember it's important to play safe,

especially in groups, cover your cock. That, folks, and I wanted to make sure we read it on here, because I'm like, I don't know how many people have seen the actual document because I've had it sent to me so many times. I'm like, is your mom going to be watching this? I hope not. Mom, we should have let off this spot

by earmuffs, kids, go to bed, whatever it is, because I'm just like, this is wild. This is wild. You've got to be careful with the kids' warnings. I didn't really have one. So Vance went back through something like my back catalogs. So I was talking about like February 22nd, 22. And then I was saying how this is my fucking Super Bowl.

And then his two-year-old was like, this is my fucking Super Bowl. I apologize to the kids. I should have warned parents. I should have warned. By now you should know that us too, yeah, who's get talking about all this stuff.

And sometimes we go a little off script because Tuesday didn't know I was going to do that. So I apologize to any kids were, we're streaming in because that is some rough stuff. Anyways, Jessica Smith says, is anyone getting fired over this? Let's go back to... Not that I know of.

Let's go back to what the... Okay, a controversy created over a resource graphically describing sexually explicit acts made its way into the hands of the parent. Now, now you know what it was. Prompted Minister of Education, Dustin Duncan to suspend Planned Parenthood from presenting in schools Thursday.

I believe as Minister of Education, frankly, as a parent, it is completely inappropriate to be in a classroom, Duncan said, of the material in question. Duncan said a review will be done in school materials and on the process of informing parents about what children are learning in classrooms. He vowed to review all ministry documents as it relates to resource and curriculum related to health and wellness classes to ensure that they are indeed age appropriate. Duncan said the suspension is not indefinite though. And while there is only one week left in school, the reviews he ordered will take place over Scholastic Summer Break. Planned Parenthood, Regina's executive director, Julian Wetherspoon,

described the third-party material as tongue-in-cheek, sexual alphabet that was brought into the school, but was not being presented to students. It's tongue-and-suffet, but it's not cheek. Or it's not that cheek, anyway. She finally said it wasn't ever a tool that we use in school. She said it had nothing to do with the presentation that they were doing, but it is a resource that we carry at Planned Parenthood. But it was in the classroom because how, you like, it just anyways.

Well, here's the thing. Like, honestly, good, on that health minister because he punished the school teachers in the worst way possible but just the most horrible thing you could ever do to a teacher

give them work to do over the summer What do you think about that, Sean? Do you have any comments on that particular joke? No, I don't know. No, I don't. This is insanity, says Chris Coors. I'm going to go to listener comments And I'm going to say Jessica Smith says, yeah, right, they'll be quiet over the summer and hope everyone forgets.

And actually, I don't think she's wrong on that, right? Like, he comes down hard with a week left in school. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out over the next couple months, twos. Obviously, should we bring up the Nadine Ness tweet? Of course, because she's like, imagine, okay, Nadine Ness, for those of you who don't know, is like the nicest person on the planet. So Nadine Ness- And the fact that she had to talk about this stuff is, it's a travesty. Okay, so here's what she said.

Discrimination based on sexual orientation is very much alive and well in the high, the SAS school, especially if that sexual orientation is straight. High school students in Swift-Current were pulled into the principal's office for signing their name on a poster that said, I'm straight and proud. I've attached a copy and covered the student's names in order to correct their identity. So down here, you can see, I'm straight and proud, I'm straight and proud. then a bunch of names that has signed him. Anyways, high school, the principal allegedly had an RCP officer brought in to question some of these kids without parents there, and the kids

have disclosed to their parents feeling being intimidated by this RCMP officer who was saying things like this borderline, borderline, a hate crime, and they could get in legal trouble. What makes this worse is the school never even notified the parents of those kids. If you're a parent of one of these kids, I'm sorry you're hearing it from me first and not the school. As a former our C&P officer, I find this alleged behavior of the officer very disturbing and made worse by the fact parents were kept in the dark and kids were not offered parents to be present. I'm also hearing of other concerning stories coming out of that school, which I will go public with once they're all confirmed and she goes on.

Anyways, so that's another piece of this puzzle because once again, she'd posted about all the different things, but you're starting to see all these things come out all at once. So kids, if you're still listening, which you probably shouldn't be, but if you are, and you get pulled into some random room and intimidated by a police officer, you need to repeat the following. Come back with a warrant. I was going to say, come back when my parents are present,

but hey, that, that works two-toes. Okay, do we want, do you want the, yeah, we might as well show this one too.

Okay. Here, here's, where are you going from? Where can we? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay. So this is, like, twos, for the list, or two each week sends off probably, I don't know, 35 different news articles, okay? And in one headline, we've got like eight different articles this week.

Okay, so here it is. Exclusive video shows CBSA officers and senior management attending a two-hour drag performance at the Toronto Pearson International Airport while on duty, a video provided exclusively to the Canadian Independent by a confidential source from the Toronto Pearson International Airport shows footage you have a CBSA officer. CPSA officer and senior management attending, and I just said it all over again.

Anyways, the employee has come from four wishes to remain anonymous. Anyways, we're going to show the video here so you can see. You can stop it there. I think everybody gets the idea. Anyways. Dancing on, anyways, dancing on the police officer, okay? Or the CBS anyways. And then here's Bud Light in, you know, Bud Light is just a glutton for punishment at this point.

They just keep on going to do this on purpose. Really? Maybe you're right. Here they are in the Pride Parade. And anyways, you kind of get the point and on and on it goes. This is the same company that three weeks ago wanted to do the camo beer cans to, you know, reinvigorate the whole redneck market share. Yes, yes. It's, well, they think we're all a bunch of morons, too, that's pretty much it, right?

Yeah. Did I miss anything? I feel like I may have missed one. No, no, that was, that was it. That was it. That was, got to go talk about how ugly these people are. Science proves what we already know. Nice intro.

There's been a lot of research these days trying to predict people's political ideology using science. A recent study published in scientific reports prove that we've always known to be true. Conservatives are more attractive than progressive. I wonder how. How would you know? that. Well, the average conservative looks happier than the average progressive, and it is one of the

most repeated findings in the science of ideology over the last 50 years. Conservatives are happier than liberals. And it turns out that attractive people are happier than unattractive people. So it's entirely possible that people just find a smiling conservative face more attractive than a rage-fueled screaming leftist face. Well, isn't it funny how offended the leftists get with that classic, you know, like, oh, you'd be prettier if you smiled more? Like, you. which, you know, I get it on some level. But the funny thing is, is that you only really ever hear people, women on the left, saying that they hear that.

Women on the right don't hear it because they're smiling happy and they're not always yelling and lighting their blue hair on fire. Have you ever seen that meme where there's that guy lying awake at night? And he's like, why does blue hair cause obesity? Right. These people are, they're not happy. Happy people and happy people are more attractive. So, yeah, this is, it's just, it's one of those things that you knew,

but you'd never measured and figured out scientifically until now. You can beef. No, you can ban beef. You can ban beef. We ban you. You ban you. You're multitasking again. I'm multitasking again.

British chef John Mountain made headlines on Monday when he announced. that he was banning vegan diners from fire his restaurant in Perth, Australia for mental health reasons. This is fantastic. Mountain told Perth now that he has banned stemmed from a negative Facebook review left by a vegan customer which spurred on other people to leave one-star reviews of his restaurant page. We started getting all these negative reviews without any actual comment which really hurts business. News of Mountain's vegan ban soon spread and the chef said it's led to incredible business. Mountain told the project that bookings at fire have gone through the roof.

Things have worked out ridiculously well, he said on Wednesday. I usually do a dozen people in this beautiful restaurant. I have 35 book for dinner tonight. I guarantee you 99% of chefs across the world fucking hate vegans, he told the project. You can never please them. We've always hated vegans all chefs have. Sadly for vegans, this has been the best marketing that's ever happened to me. He added, thank you so much.

I love vegans. I can now go by a new farm now and look after my animals beautifully. It's great. I, like, say everything you were saying right before we started broadcasting, which I was mad that you were saying it then because it was gold. Well, I just did, listen, if you stand up to the mob at this point, we're seeing it, you think nothing, like, I'm just going to lose everything. The jerseys that sold out.

The pro roth, the jerseys that sold out. We have our own version of it here on the show with Garden Girl. She just put out a post and all of a sudden people started supporting her and she was getting invited to go everywhere. And it's just on and on and on these different things of like, hey, honestly, I don't like your woke bullshit. And as far as vegans go, you know, people might get offended by that. But the thing is what he was saying in there and he has, there's like a two minute interview of him. And what he was saying was it was a vegan influencer. So as a social media influencer came in,

he admitted doing a whole bunch of things, just dumb. He was upset with himself, but he said she took a personal shot at him. And after that, he's like, fine. They don't fucking come eat at my restaurant. And vegans are, you know, he was pissed off. And what's happened is he's been rewarded for just being like, I'm tired of all the woke BS.

I just don't want it anymore. And it's pretty cool to watch more and more people standing up to it twos and being rewarded for standing. Well, I mean, they had a BlackRock today just said that they were going to get away from calling things ESG because of all the negative connotations associated with it and they're going to try and rebrand it.

You know, kind of like what they did with global warming. And so, I mean, here, like they're, they're on their back feet or, you know, they're on their heels now, right? A little bit in terms of a lot of things. And, you know, just, it's hard be the first person standing up. It's still pretty hard to be the second or third.

But when everybody starts standing up, you realize, well, yeah, you know what? I don't have to be quiet anymore. I agree. And the fact he cited mental health reasons, I was just like, just cherry on the top. You know, mic drop. Perfect. Yeah. Here we go.

Oh, man. Second week, I mean, we've pretty much been talking about this, talking, sorry, about Twitter for a very long time. But second week of Twitter files, here we go. He's an asshole, sir. I know that. What's his name? That is his name, sir.

Asshole, major asshole. And his cousin? He's an asshole too, sir. Gunners made first class Philip asshole. How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? Yo! I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

Keep firing, assholes. Can you know? Mel Brooks. Little space. Why didn't you go with Blazing Saddles for the audio clip, Sean? A little space balls for everybody, okay? A little space balls. That's a throwback to my childhood.

I've been having, I told twos walking into this. I was going to have a little bit of fun with the Twitter files, because, I mean, I don't know. I stare at Twitter, you know, it's the one social media I interact with, and the stuff that goes on there right now, if you're not on there, I hate to push Twitter anymore, but I mean, it is the best place to be on the social media platforms right now. Elon Musk does not pay us to say this.

He does not. I wish he did. I wish he did. He doesn't. No, like he doesn't have to. It sells itself what's going on there. Okay, this is going to bring up. I got a little video coming up here, but I'll lay the backstory. Okay, all New Yorkers deserve to breathe healthy air and wood and coal-fired stoves are among the largest contributors of harmful pollutants in neighborhoods with poor air quality. Ted Timbers, spokesman for the city's department of environmental protection set. Sorry, the guy who wants to stop you for burning wood, his name is timbers. Correct. The rule if implemented could force piece of owners to use coal or wood.

wood fires ovens installed before May 2016 to purchase expensive devices that control emissions. The mandate would require restaurants to cut pizza oven emissions by 75%. That's from the New York Post, okay? So then this guy, they're calling him a New York hero. I have no idea what we're doing here, so this is going to be fun. I'm going to be seeing it for the first time. Look at all the cops walking back. As idiots who run this city are doing everything in their power to destroy it. We have naked men. We have naked men. their titty's bouncing around all over the city yesterday in public in front of children. We have the most violent raging crime rate ever.

We are being invaded by illegal immigrants who are being treated way better than our homeless veterans, our teachers, and first respond to heroes who were fired, still not compensated, because they didn't take the voucher injection. Our city schools produce the dumbest kids and the woke-ass punks who run new. York shitty are afraid of pizza the world used to respect New Yorkers as tough thick-skinned and gritty now we have become pusified it's a damn shame you heard of the Boston Tea Party well this is the Boston New York this is the New York Pizza Party give us pizza or give us death oh he's going breaking bad on it so for the listener

he's throwing slices of pizza at New York City Hall, okay? But you've got to wait. It gets a smidge better here in the last couple seconds. I don't see how that could possibly happen. Oh, you wait, you wait. He's still throwing slices of pizza, okay, over the feds because the gate's locked. So the cop wants a slice or what? And the cop doesn't stop.

Cops kind of like, uh, what are you doing? He's like, man, I just got to do my thing. He's, the cop just went all 11 pound cake on that, hey? Oh, lemon pound cake. I hadn't remembered that for a while. Yeah, that was a great week, man. I don't know. The New York pizza man is getting, when I saw this video, I was sitting here, the host is quiet, kids are sleeping, and I was laughing and crying by myself. And when I, let me do my thing, man, as he's whipping these giant beautiful pieces of pizza just over, if we don't got pizza in New York anything. Like, I mean, this is, this is fantastic. And it just shows where he rattles it off. I mean, do we even need to say anything to that?

Well, have you been to New York? Yeah, I have. Did you have some pie? I did. Drew Lake says, what a beauty, that guy for mayor. 100% Drew. I mean, oh. I'm inclined to agree.

Or even mayor of Toronto. Is New York pizza better than Chicago? Chicago Deep Dish is, is there, I don't know, man. Deep Dish Chicago Pizza is like a whole meal into itself. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, but like, you can get this. They're trying to outlaw wood or coal burning fireplaces that make pizza twos.

Like, this is, this is hilarious. I mean, if it isn't sad, you know, where we're at. It'd be like banning mustard in Saskatchewan. What? Sure, sure, yeah. What? Where do you think 90% of the world's mustard comes from, Sean? Happy news.

You know, you put this in the headline, and I am assuming it was for me, but hey, maybe it wasn't. Here it is. We're all Batman. I was so excited to see if Happy News was actually going to be about Batman, but the story does not really have anything to do with Batman, other than he's a vigilante, and I get the comparison. Anyways, I was a little disappointed. There wasn't like a story of Batman coming. Anyways, police in Northwest Territories are warning residents. Yeah, that's right.

Residents to take justice into their own hands after a group of assault. assaulted two men suspected of drug trafficking and stealing a vehicle from Fort McPherson. RCMP say they found a truck early Wednesday that had been reported stolen but has refused to stop and sped away. Later that day, police say a group of residents swarmed the two men just outside the community and assaulted them, resulting in injuries. Inspector Yanna Kamel says people involved in vigilante justice can put themselves and others at risk impede investigations and face arrest. RCMP say during the investigation they covered 43 bags of what is suspected to be crack cocaine. and $2,2,230 from the truck. So, yeah.

I love that warning. Being a vigilante could put other people's, other people at risk. No shit, Sherlock. That's the fucking point. I'm just saying, Eileen Clark gets my humor when she says that guy was the absolute best and that should have been the happy news, the pizza guy. It was all happy news.

It was all happy. We had, fair. We had the conservatives are prettier. And then we had the, it's been a good week in Perth. restaurant. It's been a good week. Anyways, and I cut your vigilante rant off. So finish Batman. Finish Batman before we get out of here for week 61. Okay. I just, you know, if the police in Canada are serious about stopping vigilante justice,

they should probably start actually policing. Right? Here's the thing is if there's no market demand, the product goes away. This is economics. Right? When we talked to about that guy on Vancouver Island who set up the fish line to catch the people kicking down his door? You know what? If the cops had done something literally years before that, they would have never had to call him a vigilante.

Honestly, like this is, it seems like every week in Canada, you've got a perfectly reasonable villain origin story happening in the fucking news. And maybe if our justice system did something about it, you'd have less of this happening. Well, there.

That's week 61, folks. I hope you enjoyed it. I had some chuckles in there. I don't know why I'm in such a good mood tonight. I have no idea. That's fun. But I tell you what, talking about the Twitter files

and getting to put together a second, you know, I don't know. I might throw out a third movie next week. I don't know. I'm having a little bit of fun with it. Anyways, I hope everybody enjoyed Mashup 61. I don't know, Tews. I don't know.

Chris Sims is coming on in a week's time just for some podcasts. I'm going to try and time it. Obviously, July 1 is on the weekend, but we're going to time it. As soon as you get back from your holidays, you're going to be pissed off because you're going to be rolling back on Monday listening to Chris Sims tell you why we're getting screwed by taxes going up for the foreseeable future. You know, I, it's frustrating, but she's so well-spoken. Like, every time I hear her talk, I think this is exactly how I wish I could speak to these

exact issues and she does a phenomenal job you're overdue to have her back again so yeah yeah well sir until next week it's been enjoyable another mashup another week and you know a couple of stories that just won't seem to leave us alone or Canadians or albertans for that matter westerners the stories just seem to keep you know that's all right i mean that's the nice thing about doing a weekly show is we can see how they slowly evolve you want to I wonder where this all ends. You know, like, where does it all end when it comes to, like, the whistleblower? And, you know, like, are they going to arrest that guy?

Are they going to find who that is? They're probably going to find him, and they're going to vilify him, and he'll spend 53 days in jail because of mischief. Oh, anyways. Here we go. One final comment, Drew Lake, thoroughly enjoy the mashups, usually my trip to the lake Friday listening. Hey, there you go.

Well, okay, Drew Lake. goes to the lake. Correct. Too. It's a good thing his last name isn't prison. One final corny joke to land on mashup

61. That'll do it for us, folks. We'll catch up to you next week. And, you know, pretty soon here, folks, I'm on holidays, which means I'll be doing this show once again out of a broom closet at a hotel, I'm sure.

Oh, that's going to be awesome. Yeah, where I'm almost passing out and a flies buzzing my head, because that was almost a full year. ago today. You know? Okay. I'll pick a long ride for that week.

You pick a long round. Yeah. And I think you've made Drew Lakes Day by your corny joke. Anyways. Okay. That's it.

We're out. We'll catch you next week. See it.