Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #79

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include the Heritage Classic, Carbon Tax axed kind of and Trudeau all alone. This week Major Sponsor is Old World Flooring For more inf...ormation head here: ⁠⁠www.owf.ltd⁠⁠ Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500 Substack:https://open.substack.com/pub/shaunnewmanpodcast

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Starting point is 00:00:11 Please explain to me why there is this rule that all superheroes with laser beams have to have them coming out of their eyes. Okay? You've got Cyclops, the optic blasts. You've got Darkside, the Omega beams coming out of his eyes. Superman, Heat Vision, out of his eyes. Why is it always the eyes? There's no rhyme or reason to it. It's literally just as likely for some random mutation to have laser beam shooting.
Starting point is 00:00:41 out of your butthole, but that's never the case. Why can't we have a superhero that just has to bend over, spread his butt cheeks, and shoot beams at the bad guys? Wasn't that mystery gags? Isn't that what they did in mystery guys? Mystery guys? Come on. Tews.
Starting point is 00:01:01 You're going to tell me, you know, all just pop cultures, culture, and you don't know mystery guys? Isn't mystery guys, folks? I want to say it's mystery giz. Are you talking about mystery men? Oh, mystery men. Mystery Men, yes, yes, yes. Mystery Man. The guy Benz over.
Starting point is 00:01:15 You never watched it? You never watched it? No, I missed it. I'm not a big fan of Dan Cook movies. I'm not saying you missed much because you didn't miss much, but at the same time, they had a guy with a superpower of bending over. Anyways, in Flatulence. It doesn't matter. Welcome to Mash Up 79.
Starting point is 00:01:31 It's not Eyeball LaserBeen. Welcome to Mash Up 79, where we're talking superheroes and flatulence out of the butthole. Nope, kidding. Old World Flooring. That's who's bringing you this one. You know who we missed on Friday when we were riding in the car and we were rattling off all the sponsors? We missed George. That's who we missed twos.
Starting point is 00:01:51 I, uh, you know, when I hit the deer going to Irma, I'm sure that was repayment for missing George, you know, sponsoring Friday's episode. Well, because I specifically asked you, I was like, is that all of them? Do we got all of them? You didn't have any of it written down. You need to carry around a notebook. Actually, I have it all on a computer. It's all stored here nice and simple. carry it around on a notebook.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Anyways. Mashup 79, the Alexei Yashin of mashups, is brought to you by Old World Flooring. Your go-to crew for tile in the Calgary and surrounding regions from a new kitchen to a backslash, new kitchen backslash, to a handicap,
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Starting point is 00:02:44 Imagine putting all those tiles. Remember when I showed the pictures before? Imagine putting all those tiles in and having them just track straight as a button across. It's attention to detail, isn't it? Yeah, or intention to detail, as you said that, you know, a week or two ago.
Starting point is 00:03:02 www. www.owwf.ltd. I did not realize you could have an LTD. I don't know why for a website, but it's super easy. You just go there, you fill out a good, boom, boom, boom, boom. You're in the Calgary area. Look up, George. Okay?
Starting point is 00:03:15 Yeah. Now, 79. Shall we get rolling? Sure. I mean, we don't have any live tour to talk about because we've been there, done that. No. Just saying, shout out to everybody who showed up and had a little bit fun with us. And they're done that, got the T-shirt.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Actually, it was pretty cool. In Irma, they had some beverages from Cold Lake Brewing and Distillery. And I was saying, oh, she's. Oh, I should have worn my hat because I've got a hat from them. I was in there one time. I used to work with a guy who knew Dust and went in there and checked it out. And they have some very tasty stuff. Well, I was going to wear, I wore my keg farmer shirt and I was meaning to put on my, my,
Starting point is 00:03:55 my Cooper Troopo shirt because he rocked it with us in Bradwell, Bradwell, Bradwell. He killed. He did. Yeah, he did. Okay. Shall we start with a little video? Should we show the people a little something here? Well, that's interesting because I just said,
Starting point is 00:04:13 should we talk about this? And you didn't give me an answer. So now we're talking about it. By the way, this is an interesting thing I learned about you. I did not know this. The prime minister, the current prime minister of Canada, Justin Rudeau, somebody you went to school with. I did.
Starting point is 00:04:26 I was a couple years ahead of him. Okay. How old were you at this time? Fifth grade, so whatever age you are in fifth grade. Okay. And do you remember? 10, probably. Do you remember him around?
Starting point is 00:04:37 I do. I have a story about him that I'm not proud of. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah. I was reminded of this, my friend Chris Murray, who was also in the fifth grade in Canada, reminded me that we actually beat up Justin Trudeau. You beat him up? Yeah. Why? Yeah. I don't know. The two of you beat him up? We both beat him up.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Now, of course, this is. And he's definitely been taking a beating lately, too. This has been making it's way because Matthew Perry passed away, so condolences. Could he be any more dead? Were you a friend's guy or were you a Seinfeld? I was not totally on board with either, but I very much had appreciation for Seinfeld after it had finished its run. Basically, right near the end was when I started picking up on Seinfeld. well of course he passed away i didn't really have a lot of time to watch tv
Starting point is 00:05:39 why's that i was playing all the sports fair point uh well of course matthew perry passed away and then of course of the video of him leaks or yeah leaks gets recirculated about him beating up well ganging up him and another older kid beating up a young justin trudo he yeah i don't know if maybe they said they were from alberta and that explains how he's been handling everything since he took over but yeah Matthew Perry drowned in a hot tub another tragic COVID death
Starting point is 00:06:09 it's because he wasn't wearing a mask The liberals aren't even hiding it anymore This is phenomenal This story Everything we wanted to say about this story Has become totally irrelevant But we're going to do it anyway Well I don't even
Starting point is 00:06:26 Well here I'll read off my piece And I'll let twos fill in the blanks okay 18 months ago Bank of Canada governor Tiff Macklam Told the House of Commons Finance Committee that the carbon tax had added half a percentage point to inflation, and that was before the Trudeau government jacked up the rate twice more and added a second carbon tax called the Clean Fuel Regulations.
Starting point is 00:06:46 The impact claimed by Macklem in 2022 was considered by many economists to be low, yet Maclum went still further in defending Trudeau's government. In September of this year, while speaking to Calgary Chamber of Commerce, Macklem said the impact of the carbon taxes on inflation was a mere 0.15% instead of the 0.5% he claimed in March of 2022. The Trudeau government was... And then recently said 15%. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah. The Trudeau government was zealous about its carbon tax that not even the worst inflation in 40 years would change its mind. So if inflation and emissions were not responsible for Thursday's announcement by the PM to take the carbon tax off home heating fuel, just what calculations were. How about the calculations? How about the liberals could not win the next election unless it gave a small number of Canadians' carbon tax relief? in the 2015 election that saw the liberals remove the Stephen Harper Tories from office. All 32 of Atlanta-Canada seats went to the liberals. In the most recent election in 2021, 24 of the 32 were still liberal,
Starting point is 00:07:47 and the liberals were expected to win as few as six seats in the region. And we can pull up some charts here that show just exactly that. Yeah, it's shaping up to be a bloodbath right now is the issue. And the liberals, like any other politician, be fair. Their primary concern is getting and staying in power. And that power is disappearing like money out of Canadians' pockets right now. And a lot of it is to do with this carbon tax. And so it's actually a damn shame because he announced this three-year pause on the carbon tax for houses with oil furnaces, which almost entirely exist in the Atlantic provinces.
Starting point is 00:08:39 They actually can't get insurance. There's pretty much everywhere else in Canada. It just gets too cold for you to even get insurance for these because they don't heat enough, I guess. Or sorry, that's the heat pumps, rather. But yeah, so anyway, this is something where he says, oh, it's available to everybody in Canada, but it only applies to one tiny area. it would be like if you gave some kind of a tax rebate for stabbing people.
Starting point is 00:09:06 And then everybody who didn't live in Winnipeg, North Battleford, and Edmonton was like, what the fuck, guys? Right. And so this whole thing is very much a selective enforcement of laws, not unlike the West Coast tanker ban, where there's tankers ban on the West Coast, but the East Coast got a free pass. despite the fact that they killed a humpback whale, just outside of Montreal a few years ago.
Starting point is 00:09:36 And so, anyway, it's just classic Trudeau, pitting one part of the country against another. And so you had September 29th, you had Stephen Gilball saying that there is no room in the climate plan to carve out special treatment for any provinces when he was talking specifically about Alberta in this case. because, I mean, two and a half years ago, we only had 12 more years to save the planet.
Starting point is 00:10:05 And so putting a three-year break on a carbon tax is just too much. You can't possibly do it for any sort of ideological reasons. But if you're going to lose an election, well, then things change. So September 29th, Gilball said, nope, no fair treatment. And then October 24th, you had Sean Frazier saying that it gave Canadian as more money in their pockets and it was integral and good. And then October 26th that was announced.
Starting point is 00:10:34 And then October 28th, you had this ridiculous idiot MP from Newfoundland. I can't remember what the hell her name was saying, well, you know what? Maybe Albertans would be considered for things like this if they started electing more liberals. Yes. And now, as of today, Scott Moe said, that if Trudeau doesn't give an exemption to the carbon tax just Saskatchewan for all fuels, heating fuels the same way he did to Atlantic Canada, he is going to instruct Sask Energy to stop collecting the carbon tax.
Starting point is 00:11:18 So we are in, which I think is Canada's first tax revolt. They're literally kicking crates of tea into Lake Diefenbaker, right, fucking now in Saskatchewan. And then you had Danielle Smith saying let's do the same thing. Pierre Pollyev saying do it across Canada. And then Rachel Notley, who was a firm believer in carbon taxes. She said that they were important for the social license
Starting point is 00:11:45 and that they were integral towards pipeline and approval process. She is calling on Justin Trudeau to suspend all heating fuel carbon taxes for the next three years. So you've literally, this man has become so fucking toxic in this entire country
Starting point is 00:12:08 that the goddamn socialist idiots are willing to turn their back on a carbon tax because it is so politically advantageous locally to say that Trudeau is fucking up. And then classic CBC. Did he ruin his climate plan or did
Starting point is 00:12:26 he save it? No, idiots. He fucking wrecked it. He's totally hung himself. I honestly do not see how this dip shit gets out of it. And I've said that a few times, but this is, this is it, man. So a couple questions then before we move on. Do you think before Christmas we have no carbon tax for our heat out here in the West? Or is he going to stick it to the West and not budge?
Starting point is 00:12:52 Phase one of this. So Trudeau has a fairly well-established track record for not being a willing negotiator with fringe minorities. And so here's like if if he actually had been a guy who'd gone to the table with people who disagreed with them every once in a while, he could probably acquiesce to this while saving a little bit of grace. But he can't because it's always just been if you don't agree with me, you're a fucking racist. Okay. And so now this guy can't backtrack. he's Scott Moe is genius and I don't have much time for Scott Moe but this was genius he put him into a corner because he has to either give in to Scott Moe and lose a whole bunch of face publicly which is something that he has been completely unwilling to do to date in his entire term as prime minister or he has to double down on it and say fuck you guys I don't give a shit and he's going to condemn himself to obscurity in terms of
Starting point is 00:13:57 the next election. I'm guessing what is going to happen next is that you're going to see a full court press from the establishment media trying to paint Scott Moe and anybody else thinking about doing the same thing as a bunch of misogynist assholes. Well, the next question I was going to ask,
Starting point is 00:14:15 but maybe I'll hold off on that and I'll read a couple comments. One is from Sandy Hoggren. She says, Mo can do that because Sask Energy is a Crown Corporation. You got Zane. chiming in what anti-rachel actually sounded sober this week. It was only for a couple minutes.
Starting point is 00:14:34 And happy hour didn't start for another, like, yeah. Tricia Roo, he already knows he has no votes in the West, so he'll continue to try and make our lives hell. Screw the rest. We'll take, screw the West, we'll take the rest. Let's go back to Tricia Roo for a second. Check this out. What a good-looking bunch of people in that profile picture, hey?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Well, he showed up to Tricia Roo and Sean for, And that's a great hat Sean's wearing. Yeah, well, boy. Yeah, okay. Nobody really wore Sean Newman hats to that event. I mean, yeah, well, I guess they comb their hair, you know. It was a kind of comb your hair event, Toos. You know, except for Sean Rue, who decided to support Tuse.
Starting point is 00:15:16 I don't know why. He must have paid him off under the table. Going back to Murray Cochran, he said he's going to continue to stick it to the west. And then all the way back up, Mo can do that because Sass Energy is a crown corporation. What are your thoughts on that? It's true.
Starting point is 00:15:33 So, I mean, what he's instructing them to do is illegal, right? But here's the thing, is it's one of these Trudeau has gone out of his way to pit one side of the country against the other. And nobody is disputing this. Even people who will historically go to bad for him, no matter how fucking vapid and stupid
Starting point is 00:15:55 he is, are saying this is very much an East versus West decree that you've made. And so it's going to be really hard for anybody to say that Scott's being out of line here for saying, you know what, if you're not going to handle Canada fairly, we are going to make sure that Canada gets handled fairly, right? Which is the kind of stuff the provinces should have been doing a long time ago anyway. like the the west coast tanker ban it's i had somebody asked me about um some traffic law the other day like oh can you do that isn't that illegal and i was like well you need to ask yourself two questions one is it actually illegal and two do i care right and this is this is where we're at in terms of
Starting point is 00:16:45 this this this is i don't think canada and i mentioned this for i don't think canada has ever had a tax revolt i could be wrong and i didn't have time to look it up beforehand because this is is just breaking today. But this is huge news. This is the Western alienation has been on the tipping point for the better part of a decade. And it was simmering
Starting point is 00:17:08 before that, right? This has the potential to blow so much stuff up. It's probably going to turn the public approval of the Alberta pension plan around on its head. You're, this depending on how it plays out,
Starting point is 00:17:24 could go a long way towards getting Canada back to the way it probably ought to be, where you've got mostly autonomous provinces and then a few things handled federally. You think it's that, you think it's going to wake that many people up? Like it's going to, like, shock. It's not the potential to, right? Well, I know, but so many of these things have the potential to. Okay. But you're saying.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Okay, what do you think the next step's going to be? What do you think Trudeau does next? How does he respond to this? Man, if I could see into that brain, you tell me. The only thing that makes sense to me is he tries to get his bought-off media to do a full-core press against these evil upstart, bouncy castle assholes in Western Canada. So he's going to attack Smith and Moe? And Rachel Notley.
Starting point is 00:18:20 And-and-and. Because if Notley's in on it, those idiots in BC and-manitoba probably, going to be okay with it too, right? And so you're going to look at a fairly unified front across the entire western half of the country and it's going to get tried to be painted as a fringe minority with unacceptable views. And the question is, is it going to stick? And I'm going to say probably not. And you're going to have these establishment media guys tying themselves to a sinking ship. It has the potential to be really interesting. Now, the question, is is how hard does he push, how bad does it get? And I hope both are a lot. Because the worse he
Starting point is 00:19:08 handles this, the more heavy-handed he handles this, the better Western independence looks. You know, it's interesting. I can't believe, I think twos didn't slander, not slander, come after Rachel Notley and one comment for the first time in 79 episodes of the Tuesday mashup. What do you mean I didn't come after her? Well, I mean, normally, anytime we talk NDP or certainly Rachel Notley,
Starting point is 00:19:36 it's usually followed by not a serious party. Instead, they're actually... Well, she doesn't have any principles. But I mean... But I mean... But I mean... Seriously. I guess I wasn't explicit enough.
Starting point is 00:19:47 So she demonstrated today that she would rather be in charge than do what she believes in or what she purports to believe in, all right? Because she's the one who instituted a carbon tax in Alberta. She said it was necessary. Her and Trudeau were walking around arms linked, talking about how awesome they were
Starting point is 00:20:08 that they were making things more fucking expensive for literal, goddamned years. And then when it becomes politically, it becomes a third rail, she's like, oh, yeah, yeah, actually, yeah, just, could we move? away from that we don't we don't need it we don't want glad I'm glad I'm clarified okay that twos was not paying notly a compliment here I'm glad we
Starting point is 00:20:31 clarified that do any other thoughts here before we move on I would you've been you've been rant at me now for 10 minutes I'm just curious we can move on fine swing and a miss on the next scary name all I put in my notes is COVID or something. I read it. I retained zero knowledge from it. What were they trying to tell me, Toos? What were they trying to tell me? Is that,
Starting point is 00:21:00 okay, we talked before in other episodes about how they're looking for scary names for the variants. Sure. Omicron. Yes. And then with weather stuff, atmospheric river, polar vortex, and then we were comparing them to wrestling names and realized that some of them had been plagiarized
Starting point is 00:21:19 from the WWF. Okay? WWE no. WWF. Right. And so now they've got to come up with the next new scary name. But they're,
Starting point is 00:21:33 I don't know. I don't know if they just fired the marketing guy for, or maybe they're just getting tired too. I don't know if they just fired the marketing guy from the Wuhan lab, but the next scary COVID name is very long COVID. So you've got COVID, long COVID,
Starting point is 00:21:48 and I shit you not very long COVID. These people are so fucking lazy. It astounds me. I'm glad I didn't retain any knowledge from that bloody thing. Nothing was important. Taxpayers get cucked. Prime Minister
Starting point is 00:22:05 Justin Trudeau and his wife, Sophie Trudeau announced in August that they had legally separated. According to allegations and a divorce claim against an Ottawa pediatric surgeon, by the time the prime minister's breakup became international news, Sophie Trudeau was already in another relationship.
Starting point is 00:22:21 In the divorce petition filed April 26, 2023, Anna Ramonda alleges her former spouse, Dr. Marcos Betoli, has repartnered with a high-profile individual who attracts significant media attention and presents significant security considerations. The individual is not identified by the name in the court documents, but it has been confirmed that Ramonda's claim refers to Sophie Trudeau. Okay, so there's a little bit of perjury there because she did say that this person attracts significant. media attention and nobody has given a shit about Sophie Trudeau for a very long time. Okay. So please don't perjure yourself in court documents, folks. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:04 The interesting thing is if this happened in 2020, first off, it explains why he hid in his house for six fucking months, sat in a beanbag chair during all this COVID shit and just got out, stumbled down a couple steps and gave a half-ass speech while he grew a big fucking quick dick McDickick. beard. All right? Does that not totally fit with just getting your ass dumped? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:29 And oh, yeah, that's the kiss of the friend zone. Kiss of the friend zone right there. And then we talked about this one a ton. Every mile of this journey together is an adventure. I love you. So happy anniversary. That was, scroll down.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Scroll down. Scrolling down. Oh, they got take, they took it off. There's Wexit Barbie. I love that. guy. Oh, there's no.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yes. So, and actually the timing of that works with this whole, I love how many Edra's Elba gifts are showing up. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:03 But, they have been pretending to be together and the agreement seems to be on some superficial level. You just show up
Starting point is 00:24:17 for the odd photo op and you still get everything for free. You get your house for free. You get all of your vacations for free. You get all your groceries for free. But it's okay because we don't actually pay for it. You just have to get it from the taxpayers.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Okay? So you just show up, do some photo ops, and we'll give you all the fucking mini-weets you want. How low of a person do you have to be to not only whore yourself out for water, watermelon and bread, but also to do it in a greasy way where you're cheating and defrauding taxpayers. This is, this is the poster child. This is, this is the female role model they want you to have this in this day and age is this vapid sick human being who would literally do anything for a
Starting point is 00:25:17 fucking box of crackers. You know, I was saying earlier today, it actually makes a lot of sense where Trudeau's at right now. Like, just spiraling and no... He's not spiraling. Everybody keeps talking about this. Oh, Trudeau's dropping in the polls. Everything's falling apart for Trudeau.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Trudeau has done nothing different from day fucking one. This is the same bullshit he's been doing, the same divisive rhetoric, the same spend now and worry about it. it later. All I was meaning to. All I was meaning. It's done nothing differently. The chickens are coming home to root.
Starting point is 00:25:54 All I was meaning was that at one point, somewhere along the road, he got to come home to a happy house, kids, etc. And now, and, and I might even add, everywhere he went, everybody patted on in the back, you're doing a great job. You may not have been, but most people in this country thought, ah, he looks the part. I was just so strong. minority was a guy. And now it don't matter where that guy goes.
Starting point is 00:26:21 He is getting harassed. You know, when I see the cost of the RCMP, how much it costs here, I'll toss up in charge. Yeah, it skyrocketed over the last couple years because A, they got to worry about everybody who fucking hates him, which is growing exponentially daily. And B, they've got to have two separate security details. Correct.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Because they've got to look after him. And then they've got to look after her when she sneaks over to the doctor's office. office to get boinked you're not wrong can I say point on but now but now but now he literally has like it literally has no can you say point like we literally have cucks on the bottom like unbelievable that's he's gonna he's gonna worry about the word point like twos you have a weird anyways unions are just the worst you said um four degree to a record 25% hourly wage hike you heard that right folks
Starting point is 00:27:16 25% over the life of the contract, which exceeds four years. With cost of living allowances, the top wage rate is expected to increase by 33%. The top pay will be over $40 an hour, the union said. And according to the TPPF report, authored by Energy, so there was two articles here, authored by experts Jason Isaac and Brent Bennett. The average model year, 2021, EV would cost approximately $48,698,000 more. $48,698 more. I don't know why that
Starting point is 00:27:51 sounded wrong. More to an own over a 10-year period. Because everything about these are wrong. Without the staggering $22 billion in taxpayer-funded handouts, the government provides to electric car manufacturers and owners. The analysis factors in the federal fuel efficiency programs,
Starting point is 00:28:06 electrical grid strain, and direct state and federal subsidies. And even with all of that, they're losing money hand over fist on these EVs. They're stalling construction projects for new factories and they're reallocating capital. When governments are throwing billions at this and it's still not even enough to make it work. This is what we have to work with.
Starting point is 00:28:35 This is what they do. And it's, I talked about the Wright brothers. This isn't this next solution that people are looking for. It's not going to be found in the government. they still haven't figured out the Phoenix PACE system. You could literally set this up on a spreadsheet in an afternoon, and it's cost us billions of fucking dollars, okay? And these are the same people that you think are going to solve the world's global energy crises.
Starting point is 00:29:07 Fuck off. Canadian Press lands a trifecta of misinformation. Do you want me to read the story, or do you just want me to show the Pierre Poliev? The story isn't particularly interesting. I don't think. Seek extremists and somebody was talking to Pollyev about it and they got all
Starting point is 00:29:32 of the facts wrong. So what he was quoted as saying he was an interview with Namaste, Namaste Radio in Toronto. He pulle a Yeah, Namaste lying out my ass off over here. Blameh blame Trudeau for the mess.
Starting point is 00:29:47 Quoted, he's turned Canadians against each other at home and he's blown up our relations abroad. He is so incompetent. and unprofessional that now we are in a major dispute with almost every major power in the world, and that includes India. That's fair. And then what he wrote on what he put out, it says a corrective to October 23rd story on Poliav, blaming Trudeau for chill with India.
Starting point is 00:30:11 It says, in a headline in the story published Monday, the Canadian press erroneously reported that conservative leader Pierre Poliyev cited seek aggression toward Indian convoys when blaming Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for Canada's poor relations with India. In fact, Pollyev did not mention Sikhs during his interview with Namaste Radio Toronto, which was the basis for the story. Then said the Canadian press also erroneously reported that Pollyov blamed Trudeau for aggressions shown to India, or shown to, and then question mark, Indian diplomats at public events. In fact, Pollyov did not link those remarks to Trudeau. As well, the story erroneously reported this World Sikh organization of
Starting point is 00:30:49 Canada had argued that Pollyov was indirectly pointing the finger at Sikhs. In fact, the group's lawyer, Balpreet Singh, had argued that Pahliav was wrong to point the finger at anyone other than the Indian government. The thing that really chafes my butt about this is that... Is? This is such a huge lapse in journalistic integrity. You got three retractions in the same fucking story. And then when you go and you look up this story, it doesn't even mention it until a little blurp at the very bottom with the updated version. If you're going to do
Starting point is 00:31:27 conservatives, if you guys are listening, which you're not because you don't give a shit what anybody else thinks either. But if you're listening, pass a law that says any time there is some kind of a retraction or a correction. It needs to be front page. It needs to get at least as much viewership
Starting point is 00:31:46 as the original article did. And it needs to be very prominent. Are you aware that Justin Trudeau killed the last Dodo Bird by having sex with it until it died? Did you hear about that? It definitely happened. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:06 We'd like to issue a very small retraction. Justin Trudeau did not actually have sex with the Dodo Bird. That's what they're doing. Okay? It was dead already. It was dead already. Move over hate speech. Welcome to hate eavesdropping.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Man, when I read this story, I just have a hard time believing this is in our country, Okay. And of course, Calgary all over again. Like, they are rack-old. You know, off the deep end, man. When you're talking Trudeau and the level insanity he does, Calgary's right up there beside it.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Jody, Gondex, like hold my smearing off ice. 100%. Two men are charged under a Calgary transit bylaw for allegedly making an unknown passenger uncomfortable with their conversation. The men allegedly interfered with the comfort of an unknown transit user while on their way to Calgary's 1 million March for Children protest on Saturday. According to the city's bylaw, passengers must not interfere with the comfort, convenience,
Starting point is 00:33:03 or quiet use and enjoyment of the transit system of any reasonable person. The two individuals reported having had a private conversation on the sea train with a like-minded passenger while traveling to the march in a nearly empty train car. However, it appeared the conversation was overheard and reported. The men were detained when they got off the train, one was handcuffed while police confirmed his identity and they were both issued a ticket and summons the court. Are you kidding me? This is the world we live in.
Starting point is 00:33:33 It's like you don't even have to have the conversation with somebody. It doesn't even have to be like there's there's no burden of proof on this. There's like what if I said that what if I said that fucking Quebecers are lazy and entitled? I could go to jail for that, apparently. Right? It doesn't matter how true it is. It doesn't matter that we've got decades of evidence backing it up. If some fucking frog's sitting on the train next to me
Starting point is 00:34:06 and he takes personal offense because that's when he decides he understands English, that's it. Two's going to jail, right? This is absolutely insane. This is the same kind of thing that happened in that Swiss court a few weeks ago where that guy went to jail for calling a fat lesbian, a fat lesbian. Okay? And Zane, by the way, you should just send us these links.
Starting point is 00:34:40 All right. I don't even... Course two's had to stick this one. Okay, gay tape discussion wraps up. There you go. I'm sorry. You're sticking this in is not my thing, but continue. Sure.
Starting point is 00:34:53 here you go the NHL NHLPA and the NHL player inclusion coalition have agreed that players will have the option to represent social causes with stick tape throughout the season this is what we and by that I mean I
Starting point is 00:35:09 have been saying for literally months you just tell them that they can do whatever the fuck they want with whatever cause they want and it's on them and if everybody's happy for them great and if it's some stupid thing They've got to own that too.
Starting point is 00:35:24 They can just, you can just do, it's all good. It doesn't matter. Nobody cares. Just let it go. I'm going to let Tuse read his list of, maybe people have heard of this story. Have we, Adam Johnson passing away? And Tews, I told him, I'm just like, I don't even know how to go into a headline with this. Tews is steering into it.
Starting point is 00:35:52 So Tews have it. You didn't even write down all the headlines. No, I didn't. Okay, so we debated back and forth about what the best headline was going to be. So this is the guy who got his throat slashed with a karate kick on the ice. And so we were trying to decide what the best headline would be. Adam Johnson gets cut. Adam Johnson out of the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Adam Johnson off the reserve list. Two minutes for slashing. Anyways, I'm not laughing. I think this is horrific. It absolutely is. American hockey player Adam Johnson, who appeared in 13 NHL games at the Pittsburgh Penguins,
Starting point is 00:36:36 has died after a freak accident during a game in England on Saturday. His club said the 29-year-old Minnesota native was playing for the Nottingham, Panthers, and a Challenge Cup game against the Sheffield Steelers when he suffered a slashed neck. I don't know what, anyways.
Starting point is 00:36:51 During the second period of the game at Sheffield's Utilita Arena, and I just showed the video. I'll bring it back up again. to watch like when when the guy comes across and absolutely just like I me and late and gray were talking about this on a Twitter space here before I hopped on because he was asking you like do you think it's intentional and I'm like when I first watch it the first time I watched it I'm like oh man that's brutal I can't believe his leg got you know he kind of hammered off a guy and got kicked up like that but the more I watch it I
Starting point is 00:37:21 don't know how the heck you get your leg to do that twos and go straight up except intentionally that's what I'm leaning to yes and the more hockey players I hear talking about it, that's more and more what they're saying. They just had, on Fox had Sean Avery on to talk about it. And he's like, listen, I'm not saying it's premeditated. He's just saying, like, at the end of the day, why would your leg come up like that? If you're going to have an expert on shit like this, maybe not Sean Avery.
Starting point is 00:37:51 It should be Sean Avery, right? I mean, the guy was just an obtuse jackass. He literally, they literally brought a. rule into the league about goalie interference because he was just going not touching not touching not touching not touching with his stick and they called it the sean avery ruled that's how much of a fucking schmuck this guy was he was all about pushing that that was yes i do that's that's why i was that's why i was able to just tell you about it he he fuck two's in his literal you know he's just like you know i i'm glad we survived uh five days in a car together or whatever the hell it was it
Starting point is 00:38:26 it went pretty much without a hiccup i mean you know we just we had a loose agenda and we went with it you know it's funny i i hit a deer on the last night going to irma and i saw it coming and i just steered into it i was like oh we got pent up rage no i'm kidding folks i didn't see anything but uh you know riding with twos for for four straight days um yeah there was some times we both probably could have throat punched each other and we held back but in a good way yeah like it wasn't it wasn't like i want to kill him it was just I want to hear and go, like five minutes,
Starting point is 00:39:01 and then be silent in the car for a little bit. Anyways, Adam Johnson, rest of peace, man. I just, I don't know what they do with that. Like,
Starting point is 00:39:12 like, I assume the police are going to be involved. They're already looking at it. I assume you're going to see something come down with that. Because I don't know how they don't charge a guy or do something with that too. It's just horrific. I don't.
Starting point is 00:39:27 Don't know how you get your leg to do that unless you're trying to kick them. Simple as that. I'm with you, man. It's pretty, it's, yeah, it's pretty dark. I didn't read this article. Happy news. So two sprung this on me right before we started. No, I didn't spring it on you.
Starting point is 00:39:52 You just had to rent the whole tent. Wasn't in the document. It was in the document. I literally opened it up and I read it off. Even leftist ideas can have personal ownership. All right. Well, you missed the first happy news. You've got two happy news.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Don't worry about it. I got everything on this side. I got lots of happiness coming. Obviously not because you were missing this one. Oh, just relax and go with the flow, would you? Like, just go with it here. Even leftist ideas can have personal ownership, folks. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Amense relief to nearly 3,000 Morehouse College graduates. A partnership was formed between the National Union for Debtors and the Institute to Eliminate a staggering 10 million of student debt. And so, as you probably have heard, at some point along the way, especially now that all the student loans are paid off in the Newman House, that there's been a big push to just cancel all this student debt. You've got young adults old enough to legally sign contracts
Starting point is 00:40:54 and understand the ramifications. They're way older than they have to be to, you know, legally undergo gender reassignment. They're way older than they need to be to be considered terrorists. and they're way older than they need to be to drive, willingly undertaking these contracts saying that they'll pay back set amount for a student loan.
Starting point is 00:41:14 And then as the returns on these student loans are getting less and less, especially given the fact that tuition is costing more and more, they're saying, well, you know what, wouldn't it be great if someone waved a magic wand and absolve me of my shitty fucking decision making? Okay. and so rather than saying there's real life consequences for the bad decisions you made,
Starting point is 00:41:40 they wanted all to magically go away. And generally speaking, when people like this want things to magically happen, they turn to the government, okay? But not these guys. These guys said, even though it's the kind of thing we would magically want the government to step in and solve, we are going to lead at the front. We're going to take care of some of this ourselves.
Starting point is 00:42:01 And so these guys got together and canceled $10 million with, the student debt. And so I applaud it's it's pretty rare to see a leftist policy with personal ownership involved. And I think it's great that they did it, even if it's a stupid ass idea. Trisha Rue says go with the loose agenda twos. And Renee says we're clueless. You guys are clues about hockey. If you didn't know, you'd know exactly what happened. It was not, it was, it was not intentional. Now idiots are going to change hockey. I have been watching hockey for 35 years and this has never happened. Okay, well, I guess. Yeah, it's, I'm a little bit confused, but okay. Sure. I mean, everybody gets their, everybody gets their say here, you know?
Starting point is 00:42:48 Yeah. Regardless, uh, let's move on to some more happiness, shall we? How about the arc? Answer to our web problem, maybe? That started this week. Of course, I'm talking about the alliance for responsible citizenship is an international community with a vision for a better world where every citizen can prosper. Now, Tuse, I'm going to throw you a video quick just to, I don't know how many people know about the ark. I assume lots of people know about the art, yes? Responsible citizenship, do not believe that humanity is necessarily and inevitably teetering on the break of apocalyptic disaster. We do not believe that we are beings primarily motivated by lust for power and the desire to dominate.
Starting point is 00:43:36 We do not regard ourselves or our fellow citizens as destructive forces living in an alien relationship to the Christine and pure natural world. So the Ark being spearheaded by one Jordan Peterson looks to, I don't know, give a rival to the Wef, you know? So that's going on. It's kind of like MI6 versus Smurrish type thing. or specter.
Starting point is 00:44:04 I'm kind of interested to see what happens with it, though, you know? Like they got some really interesting people, obviously speaking, some ideas that, well, obviously, I personally like. I don't know. It should be interesting to see. I don't know what's coming out of it, though, you know? Like, it's a nice, there's a conference. What happens after the conference?
Starting point is 00:44:21 Does anything happen? Well, it depends on what their approach is going to be, because the World Economic Forum seems to be just doing a bunch of backroom deals and, you know, getting people on board with fucking with the finances of the Western world. I'm guessing that they're going to have a more libertarian approach. And so we'll see what happens, I suppose. I think that it's got a lot of potential for stuff like TED Talks to be popping up at first and then taking it a little bit further into pushing for being involved with consultation
Starting point is 00:45:00 in terms of policy shaping for, individual nations is what I'm guessing would be happening. I don't think they're going to have much to do with the UN. But that's all speculation. I'm sure if Jordan Peterson's listening, he'd be like, this is not what we are trying to accomplish. Here, we got, twos always loves a good heist.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Well, heist goes wrong in a good way. So six paintings that were stolen from a former town hall of Medinblik, the Netherlands in early September have been miraculously recovered. In an unexpected turn of events, the artworks were returned to the residents of Art Detective Arthur Brand on Friday.
Starting point is 00:45:46 In the pre-dawn hours of September 1st, an audacious break in occurred at the former town hall where the stolen paintings were on display. The thief made off with six valuable paintings along with a barometer and a chandelier. It was valued at roughly 100,000 euros. And then a van showed back up
Starting point is 00:46:04 and helped him basically walk them all back in and said, here you go, uh, don't worry about the reward or anything. They're just back. Yeah. So it shows some random van, some random dude in a random van shows up at this,
Starting point is 00:46:19 uh, art detective guy's house. And just says, Hey, can you come give me a hand? He says, with what? I'm like,
Starting point is 00:46:29 we got some paintings to unload. Okay. So, I mean, first off, it's silly because they're paying. How heavy can they possibly be? Not like they're the Mona Lisa where it's painted on a block of wood, right?
Starting point is 00:46:40 But secondly, this guy who is just this anonymous returner of paintings, tracked down the inspector's home address. Because it's not like he showed up in his workplace. He must follow him home or done some slew thing of his own or whatever it was. But he took pains to be able to just offhandedly just show up unannounced at this guy's doorstep to give the paintings back, which is kind of fun and interesting, and it makes me wonder if it was just sort of an impromptu thing,
Starting point is 00:47:13 or maybe they just wanted to see if they could do it. And your final headline for this week, twos, Flames lose their shirts and then some to the Oilers. I was really hoping that you had missed this. Look at these jackasses getting off the bus. Hey, you know, it's not bad enough. The flames got to lose in the heritage class. in front of a cello crowd of 55,000 people.
Starting point is 00:47:43 You know, they got to do it in historic fashion. They must have taken it from the NDP. They must have got their, you know, you guys should do. You should hop off. They got it from the village people. Look at that guy with his jean, Oshkosh, bagosch is tucked into the saw. Look at how uncomfortable cadre looks.
Starting point is 00:48:02 You just like, ah. And now for Euler fans, we had this guy, and he looked just man. you know. I love how they did up the old school gear, right? The way they did the gloves. And did you see the goal equipment? Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:18 The goal equipment was fantastic. Yes. The game, not so much. And just, I sometimes think to myself, can I get any more disappointed in this hockey team? And then they find new ways to unimpress me. I mean, neither one of us are doing anything. thing world beaters. We each have five points in the standings right now. We both suck.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Well, I mean, here's the thing, though, like if you're going to dress up like Earl Dibbles Jr., have fun with it. Because if you try and go as formal Earl Dibbles Jr., like he's going to testify in Congress or go on a fancy date or something like that, you look like an absolute jackass. What did you think of the oil or strutting in right from the oil pan? Try to dress up like roughnecks? Yeah. I mean, that's, that's drill and rig get up, right? So, I mean, it fits because they're,
Starting point is 00:49:25 they're city strong, not farm strong. So it works for the oilers, but I mean, they, it's funny how you can see somebody walking around in something that you're really familiar with and you know if they're walking the walk, if that makes sense. Oh, 100%. yeah so you just look at it you're like yeah it just it just doesn't track it doesn't fit and yeah and these so so that's that's our calgary plan and then they wonder why i love it you know every time every time i think the flames can't give me one more just give me one more
Starting point is 00:50:03 i was just like okay i'm not going to mention this because i thought you know what okay i noticed you slid it you i noticed he slid it through and you're trying to get the document all yeah yeah and i'm like everything's up there he can't get this one through all me. I'm making sure this hits the headlines. Mashup 79. We say goodbye to Old World Flooring. Next week, we got a new sponsor for the month of November. Here we go-toes. So thank you for tuning in, everyone. And we look forward to next week, Mashup 80.
Starting point is 00:50:38 And thanks, George. You bet you. Thanks, George. Hi, Wendy. Hi, hi, fellas, she says. Just as we're about to go off. Bye. Thank you.

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