Shaun Newman Podcast - 2'sDay Mashup #85

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

222 Minutes & Uncle Hack hop on to discuss this week's headlines which include Parks Canada, the green "slush fund", Liberal gun grab and Assembly of First Nations back review of Canada's carbon price. Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500 Substack:https://open.substack.com/pub/shaunnewmanpodcast

So if you happen to be a significant other, any random significant other, and you specifically say, hey, we should get this at the liquor store. And it's some weird fucking thing. And we buy a six pack of it or one of those weird four packs or something. And then you try one of them and don't like them. Fair enough. But you wanted them. Finish them. Make room in the fridge for something else.

Don't leave it to me to just be like, oh, I'm all out of beer. I guess I got to drink some strawberry smoothie box bullshit thing. Take care of it yourself. What are we ranting about today? Did I catch any of that? Fridge space. That's what we're ranting about today. Yeah.

Can you? So you're upset with your significant... What is she doing? I mean, amongst... No. No, she's great. But... You know how...

I'm getting you shit now. Oh, no, no, no. This is completely voluntary here. This is, this is me going on a limb on this. So it would be like at the liquor store and there'll be some weird, I don't know, random thing. We're it's like, oh, let's try this. Sure.

Great. But if it sucks, you got to drink it anyway. Don't just leave it in the fridge. Oh, you're talking about wounded soldiers. Well, I guess that's when you started drinking and don't finish. But you're talking about leftover beers that aren't that great. Yeah. Is that we're going?

Yeah, you just, just finish it off. Just get rid of it. Well, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's welcome in Uncle Hack. Hey, this is, this is a, this is a, well, I tell you what, 85, I'm mash up 85, coming in hot, Uncle Hack. We're talking about leftover crappy sodas in the fridge. I don't know. Sasparilla sodas, yeah. Yeah, okay.

That's just my take on it. I don't know. So, yeah, Uncle Hack probably doesn't know this, but we start off with talking about whatever's been irritating me lately. and that's the one that's getting you that's the one just happens to be today but yeah I was I drank the last of these god awful abominations last night

just to finally be rid of it. It was so here I've still got the bottle right here you kept it just what is it? Vex Vex strawberry smoothie smoothie a la phrase

and what is it vodka or something? It was like just this I don't know, probably. What doesn't it say on it? It's dark in here, and the writing's small. How old are you that you can't read the bottle? Doesn't it say right on it? The lighting sucks, you dick.

Okay. Okay, folks. Welcome to Mashup 85. Here it is. Can't read a bottle that he drank last night. You know, like, what a way to start. What a way to start? Yes.

What a way to start? Um, 85. Are we going with brought to you by danger cats? Why not? Brought you by danger cats. Brought you by danger cats. We're happy to have Uncle Hack here. Amen. This is the first time I was saying before we got rolling here folks. This is the first time we've ever had a guest on the show that didn't come through Toos podcast or my podcast. So this is this is kind of, you know, feeling it out. We're going to see how you how you do. We're going to throw you right in the fire. But either way, Uncle Hack, fun, fun to have you on this side. Any quick thoughts on leftover beverages in the fridge? Ooh, I don't know. I would probably say any real man would finish him the night of. There weren't, like, it was.

Tuesday would be vexed again. Yeah, perfect. Also, what's Dwayne White? What does that mean? I don't know. Who's Dwayne White? I don't know. Oh, I used to work for that guy.

No kidding. Oh. Yeah. There you go. I think that's what he's trying to. say but yeah it was my old foreman on a pipeline back in the day nice yeah now we've been before we started the show here the last couple weeks i've been doing it at the end and twos has it right at the top so uh thanks for reminding me twos 56 000 and five that's where we sit that's how

many we need and you know and and for uncle hack i'm trying to get to a million downloads in twenty twenty three so that's that's just spotify apple so this stream right here while you're watching on facebook or twitter it doesn't count it doesn't count it doesn't count I mean, overall it does. We still factor that in, but the million is on Spotify and Apple. So please go watch it there tomorrow when it releases. And we're 56,000 away. You know what's real piss off?

I've been in an argument all night with Spotify for podcasters the thing because I was doing this little test. And I was trying to figure out what a stream or a download equates to so I could better explain it. So we went back to like the first four episodes, me and Jack, listen to a couple of them and nothing happened. No number one up. And I'm like, that's weird.

So then I, we tried it on a couple other ones and nothing happened. So then I've been in contact with them. I'm like, so wait, my numbers aren't going to go up. And then so that's been a really weird little go here. I'm like, am I getting shadow bad? I don't know what's happening. Either way, the chase for a million folks has been, it's going to have an asterisk here. If Spotify and everybody else doesn't figure it out, I'm 56 away, you know?

Like 50, like we're so close. Anyways. And, and, uh, Um, rather than taking the Christmas week episode off, Sean and I are going to get drunk live streaming and answer whatever random Q&As we have. We're going to do the festive mashup. Yeah. But we're going to do it long distance this time. And it's just going to be just random Q&As, whatever you want to ask.

We're going to check the Twitter comments on it, which we don't usually do. The comments that are coming up here are, uh, are just the ones on Sean's Facebook. But we're going to be checking all of it. So wherever, hack, have you, have you, have you, do you watch Seinfeld? Have you watched Seinfeld? Of course, yes. You know Festivus then? Yes, yes.

I understand the reference. Perfect. Well, we, we drank a little bit at the kitchen table last year and solved none of the world's problems, but we had a lot of fun doing it and people really enjoyed it. So we're going to try it again. I like it. Maybe you guys will solve that conflict over in Gaza. Yeah.

I think, yeah. Chances are not. We're just going to need a little bit more money. Isn't that the same with every conflict lately? Yeah. Just a few more shekels and we won't bomb the fuck out of them. Well, let's start here. Parks Canada, Parks Responsibility.

So you may recall back in week 54, okay? Me and Twos did this story on these Lady Fire firefighters doing training. I'll let twos get to it. I'm going to read the story. Let's fast forward to week 85, shall we? A third-party review of a prescribed fire that got out of control near the Banff town site in May putting residents and visitors on high alert has made a series of recommendations to increase the odds. Something like this doesn't happen again. So there's something like. Along with Parks Canada personnel, certified firefighters, and incident command members participating in an intensive 12-day woman in fire training exchange, the town of BAMF's fire department

was called to help. And the consultants recommend using designated fire meteorologists and fire weather specialists to get more accurate information leading up and throughout prescribed fire, stronger evacuation planning, more access to water for ground crews, and better communication among many other recommendations. Here, a little further down it said here was a lack of coordination between the ignition crew and holding crew during black lining operation and there were mechanical issues with gear and equipment which required better testing ahead of burning operations. And in terms of The incident management team and leadership, the review found that response of the fire getting out of control was initially chaotic until the incident command structure was reorganized to deal with evolving situation. It also went on to say that some media outlets pointed to women and that that was misogynist.

It did say that as well. Yeah. So it said that Parks Canada continues to reject these hateful comments and false assumptions. Did the fire get out of control? Yeah. Was it started by a bunch of women? Yeah. Where is the false assumption?

Hey, you tell me where we've made an assumption that's incorrect in this. So what happened was that they had this women's firefighter summit and bam. And so they're all going to go up there and compare maxi pads and tell each other how awesome they are. And then while they're there, they're going to do this controlled burn to just kind of show off how. wonderful and capable they are and every bit as good as men. And then they accidentally, it accidentally got away on them and almost burned down BAMF. And it burned up, uh, what was it like, uh, 21 hectares of land, um, a few priceless family relics from, uh, a historic family and the, that big welcome to BAMF sign all just

gone. And so now they've released the report talking about how it was an absolute. cluster fuck. It was a tire fire while being a forest fire. Oh, weird. I thought they would have had their shit together.

No, no. Their shit was not together. There was nothing. The walkie talkies didn't work. The quads didn't work. They couldn't parallel park them. Everything was just a disaster. And us just saying,

hey, you know what? Maybe you should have firefighters in there based on qualifications instead of genders now makes us misogynist. If they had, you know, the worst possible outcome of this training exercise, it played out. Did it not? For them, this was the worst possible thing because everybody thinks they're idiots now.

Right. I mean, for us, the worst possible outcome would have been, you know, burning down a fucking forest or killing some people or whatever else. But for them, it's just now everybody thinks we're stupid and that's all we care about because we care more about the prestige of this thing than actually doing it well. they're a very silly bunch of people Sean I don't know what do you think about this uncle hack you think those bitches were looking at the fire brooms and being like I think I could ride that you gotta light it up

first oh whoa oh you're like you're supposed to fucking put the fire and they're trying to like wicked witch out of that bitch well I mean when they talk about the chaos that happened right at the very start you think like how many of them would just want Oh my God!

There's nothing more annoying than like, I think it starts with like female cops. And then the list like you can probably juggle around like all those other jobs. Like female firefighter is a funny one when you start to think about it, you know? Well, I mean, part of your job at some point if you're just a regular ass civil firefighter is probably going to be to carry somebody out of a burning building. Right. And unless it's a child or a midget,

a woman probably can't do it for the most part. Those fucking feminists got tired of setting fires in their own relationships that they had to burn down a park where couples go to enjoy themselves. That's what they were getting up to. They hate love so much that they had to burn down the place of love in Alberta. They're lighting their blue hair on fire right now. Just listening to me with this. Liberal insiders knee deep in slush fund corruption.

A liberal appointed director to controversial green slush fund gave nearly 400 grand and grants to Quebec company in which it had interest. We all declared conflicts of interest. Well, not everyone. That's a quote. Testify Guy Ume, who you met at the Commons Industry Committee. Believe it or not, this went to a French company. I wish you, I wish, you know, sorry, Quebec, I wish he was making a lie there. he's uh nope that's that's that's that's pretty much it yep that is it so not only was the CEO of

this stepping down because it's this targeted campaign against her we talked about this about a month ago the targeted campaign against her to be smerch her for okaying 218,000 dollars to her company and now the president of this because this this slush fund needs a CEO and a president because why the fuck not and the president gave 400 grand to his company. Correct. There's a billion dollars here

and it all stinks. Correct. So now this is it's interesting. This is from the office of the conflict of interest in ethics commissioner, the one that no one would take that fucking job and the only cut the liberals

made in the budget last year was to the ethics commissioner's salary. That's the only thing they got cut in the whole federal budget. And now they've got this interim guy. And right at the top of it, office of the conflict of interest and ethics commissioner, confidential December 8th. And it's already leaked out into the public.

This is, I don't even know where to go with anything. This is like a clear sign that the tides are like, or the, they're just gone. You know, like the whole red wave is just kind of washing away. And they're squeezing this pig for whatever they can get out of it and like siphoning off all this cash. It's like the writings on the wall, it seems like. And they know it's over. And nobody gives the fuck. That's what irritates me.

It's like no one fucking cares. It seems like you can talk about it. It's like, oh, yeah. Fucking groceries are up, aren't they? and it's like, you just got raped. Yeah. But the problem is, is that there's something like this every damn week. Like, we are constantly talking about.

But I think that's what Uncle Hacks talk about, aren't you? Is it the fact that it always cares? People are just numb to it because you're like, okay, well, yeah, another one. Is it the one from last week? Oh, it's another one? Okay, well, there'll be another one next week. Why do I need to pay attention to this one? Right.

I think you're right. They're at the point where they're trying to get out with all the toilet paper and the bathroom fixtures at this point. Totally. is that it's a whore wife and you've given up and it's like, she fucked Bill last week. And it's like, oh, Bill. I thought we were on to Fred. You know, like,

bombing. Get him out of here. This is great. Hey, it's just, at least with the liberals, it's always Alberta. You know, it's funny. I always get to buzz twos. So it's just a new guy getting buzzed, uh, hack.

You're the guy that you got to, maybe we give Uncle Hack the start. and then I buzzed too. Hey, you're just the second guy. I've got to pick my spots here on this side. Public sector suddenly grows a conscience. A decision by Canada's largest government workers union to donate 50 grand to Gaza-based charities is raising the ire of some members who say they're fed up with the funding

politically charged causes while concerns among their membership go unaddressed. Last month, the Public Service Alliance of Canada, say that 10 times. Fast announced 25 grand donations support, a 225 grand donations supporting two Gaza-based charities, the Palestine Red Crescent Society and the United Nations Relief and Works Agency. Quoted, the issue to me is Gaza. This is one of the people in the union. The issue to me is Gaza, which implies Hamas, he said. To say donated money doesn't go to them in any form.

If it's going to Gaza, it goes through Hamas. That's their government. That's who controls things. I technically is right. I think it's hilarious that, okay, so first off, P-Sack, what a bunch of P-sacks. But they've been terrorists in Canada for how many fucking years. Like, oh, we're going to grind this to a halt. Oh, oh, give us 17 sick days a year.

Like, we're all invalids or some shit. Or nothing is going to happen in government. Well, nothing happens in government anyway. But it's just, it's threats after threat. It's all terrorism. And then they're like, okay, but you can't find. their terrorism, just our terrorism. And at what point

are we going to say that maybe they've gotten everything that's reasonable? If this is, if this is what PSAC is worried about now is Middle Eastern conflict and donating to whichever side they care about it doesn't fucking matter. Maybe,

maybe they've become irrelevant at this point and we could just fucking get rid of them. All right. I don't know. Crazy? Tell me I'm crazy. I'm just fucking with you. You know what?

So those donations you said are going to Hamas? Well, they're going to Gaza. They're going to charities in Gaza, right? Because what they're staring, what the article's saying is there's people dying there, which is correct for our people dying there. And what the union is doing is donating to two charities in there to try and help those people. And what everybody's saying is. is your union.

Your union. Please stop. And just because you write on the memo of the check, not for fucking terrorism, doesn't actually mean that it will or won't be spent on fucking terrorism. Well, I mean, if we are going to put some AKs

and some Arabs' hands, you know, might as well take out some of them. No, I'm fucking around. I'm going full fucking danger cats, comedy on you guys right now. I didn't know where going. I mean, you know what? You throw an 8K in an Arab's hand and they're going to

wipe out a few Jews. What are we talking about here, folks? I give them 50 more grand. You know, they're buying those 8Ks for like, I think they buy them for like 150 bucks. Let's have some fun here. Let's unwind. We haven't had a good war on television

for a while. The Ukraine one is kind of boring. It's just drone strikes. Let's get some gone the footage going on again. Interesting point, though, is you never really saw any footage from Ukraine. You know, there was a whole lot of, like... You had to go to Telegram. I was just going to say that.

There was a ton of footage on Telegram. And it's just drone strike after drone strike. Yeah, it's... Well, you asked Chuck Prodnick about it, too,'s. The next time... I will. You ask Chuck about it. It's brutal.

Yeah. It's brutal. All right. I guess I got some learning to do. Hey, Chuck, how's it going? It's funny. You know, the funny thing about this is, you know, if people have never heard of Danger Cats, they're getting a, they're getting a full preview tonight with Uncle Hack.

Either way. Yeah, I guess. Right? I mean, viewership goes right into the toilet or Sean's phone blows up tomorrow would never have this guy on or that was the greatest thing since sliced bread both both probably happen yeah i have a bit of a flight risk i will i should have pre-warned you i'm sorry i'm trying to rain it in over here but sometimes it's uh it's hard i i got to remember i'm not on my shit well let's start here shall we ctb command center

i say just flutter rip whatever we got we've got shows we did the no swear show Yeah, we got the No Swear show, and now we got the Uncle Hacked Danger CET show. It's just like letter, letter ref, folks. If we're going to do a no swear episode, we should be able to do an episode like this. CTV Command Center goes rogue. Hilarity ensues. Here we go. The signature event is happening here in Toronto later this evening.

Allison Hurst joins us now with more on what is planned in Allison. It's typically a celebration, but of course this year is very different. Yes, there's a lot going on right now. But this is a time where they're hoping that they will all be able to come together. There have been crews coming by bringing the pieces to begin the setup ahead of tonight's event. It will be a seven or eight foot menorah that is set up here on the stage. You might be able to see behind me some of the multicolored pieces that will make up that minora. And crews we expect will be back sometime within the hour to continue setting up ahead of tonight's event.

But this is an annual event to park. So for those of you listening and not watching, this is the part where somebody in the CTV control room starts splicing in footage of the Middle Eastern conflict on this story about lighting the menorah. Correct. So now you got like all this stuff coming in. It's supposed to be talking to Hanukkah and it has...

Wait, we're back. Yep. Our belief is come with a positive message, come with a message of life and goodness. So anyways, but that's basically it. And then they issued an apology right afterwards. I just wanted the technical difficulties in there, too. Yeah, which is total bullshit.

So in the middle of their newscast, all of a sudden it goes from Hanukkah to, you know, like, just flooding guts everywhere. We plan on lighting up the menorah tonight, and we're also lighting up the Gazette strip with about 17 more miles of, carpet bombing. Get out of here. Yeah. So they're just

going like straight iron dome in this you know, just, but it's, the funny thing is is that somebody in the CTV control room who believes in this stuff so terribly strongly that something as simple as lighting the menorah, they've got to try and throwing stuff about

bombs and more and everything like that which I find to be absolutely hilarious. You know, it's interesting because people like, oh, well, you can't, you know, when people talk about Muslims and terrorism, it's like, oh, yeah, all right, you got to be able to separate the two of them. And then lighting the menorah is somehow now synonymous with war in the Middle East. I know lots of Jewish people that have never even been there.

I don't even know. I was saying this a few weeks ago. It's like, it may not even be a real place. I've never been. And Sean was like, no, I'm pretty sure it's real. And I don't know. Well, you know, we're crossing in a new territory every week, aren't we folks? You know?

We are, but I just, do you think that's what happens when like your copy paste like, what is that Ryerson University that pumps out all these fucking media students and shit? And then they get in behind the keyboard there. And instead of it like now it's like, we're going to make a statement. I'm not saying that this is it, but it's the insanity of Canada. Yeah, the insanity of Canada is actually hilarious now.

Like I have way too much fun sitting back and watching all this stuff like unfold now. I used to be like super, you know, like I dig my feet in the ground and be like, this is fucked up. But now like it's, it's, this is a goofy fucking country man. And it makes me howl day to day. It's funny to watch this burn sometimes. It is. Honestly, I don't... John, you're looking at me.

But how many times have we just pointed out how ludicrous so much of this stuff is? No, I... Well, the thing about this show is, you know, we're at 85. And I think in like, episode 20, I was like, man, can this just stop for a bit? Like, can we just stop? Like, it's not just the money going to Ukraine or everywhere else. Like, we're going to get to other things in just this week where the money's going everywhere. But it's not just the money.

It's all the news stations and the insanity they have there, you know? Like, I mean, at some point, Tews was sending moco fropolete or whatever to Rachel Gilmore. And I'm just like, it was just hilarity at an all-time level on this show where you're like, we can't possibly hit another level, can we? And we just seem to every week. And so I stare off into the abyss because I'm like, what more can I say? I might as just read the headlines and call it quits and just, you know, your daily news. in like eight minutes, you know, like nice and quick and we could be done.

Here we sit walking through episode 85, 85 weeks of this insanity. Right. And we've never had a boring week. In fact, there's a lot of weeks where we're like, okay, we got to cut some shit out. We can't, like last week could have easily been a double episode. Oh, man, I haven't even, like, I was down in the States for like 18 days

and I come back and be like, what did I miss? And then people just sent me shit. And it was like, holy Christ, because I wasn't tapping into Canadian news. And it's like, God of money. Comedian gold, right? Like, I mean, if you just pay attention to the news right now, comedy gold, you just have it. It's insane. There's always money in the Banana Republic stand.

Speaking of money, here we go. The Philippines and the United Nations Development Program have a commitment from Canada on climate finance. The president's office in Manila said on Wednesday, The collaboration and finance commitment will run until 2026 in Canada will support the Philippines in promoting biodiversity conservation, climate change mitigation, adaptation, and resilience with consideration for gender equality. I could swear that twos wrote this. Oh my God. How is this in the Philippines presidential office set? Oh, man.

And I guess Canada's total international commitment. Just a side note. If you haven't seen two stand-up folks where he's, he does like this thing at the end where he rattles off all these things that sound like, the rhyme, I guess is what I'm trying to say. They just did that in the article. That was weird. That was weird.

Anyways, $5.3 billion. I felt like I was channeling my inner twos. 5.3 billion, if there is such a thing. 5.3 billion is Canada's total international commitment. And then, of course, we got a couple different things up here. Do you want to show the leadership of Philippines? Is that where you're throwing all the different links? Yeah, so that's, that's so, the Philippines is no longer ran by that Duterte guy who just went around killing drug dealers.

No, it's now ran by a guy whose name is is Bong Bong, Bong. Come on. Okay. His excellency, Bong, Bong, Marcos. What was Ching Chong taken? I got him. You can laugh at that. I got him with that one.

Okay. His dad is Ferdinand Marcos, who used to be the leader of the Philippines back in the day. Marcos's rule was infamous for its corruption, extravagance, and brutality. And then his idiot Bongbong son gets elected in as the next leader of the country. Does this sound like anybody we might have heard of? I mean, granted, granted, the guy I'm thinking of has a son. slightly darker face than this dude. But this is this is basically

Canada all over again. It's a banana republic where the previous guy in charge was notable for doing an absolute shit job and then some bong, bong, idiot kid comes in riding on the family name

and takes over the country. And Trudeau's like, I like what he's doing here. Let's give him $5.3 billion. He didn't give him $5.3 billion. Even the article states, that's the total international. It's probably more like $5 billion, okay?

You imagine it comes out with that old bong, bong, is doing like white face or something like that. He's doing the wide eye. It's like, oh, this guy gets it. He's a drama teacher at heart. Oh, wouldn't that be hilarious if he was a drama teacher? Yeah, that would be great. This is the other thing you had tossed in there, too.

This is Marty up north. According to a report by the Canadian Taxpayer Federation, the Canadian government spends over 80 million per year just administering the carbon tax. There you go. $80 million. And they got 465 employees doing that for us. Lovely folks. So Canadians get back more than they put into the carbon tax. So Canadians, which is what the liberals love saying.

So Canadians pay into the carbon tax. And then from that money, they take out $80 million. to pay for 465 people, which sounds a little fucking high when you think about it. And then, after the $80 million has been taken out, Canadians somehow get more than they put in. Yeah, we all know that's a lie.

I mean, come on. You give money to the government, you think you're getting more back? Uh-uh. Not a chance. If it was actually... It's like they try and play it off. like it's this perpetual motion machine,

but it isn't because if it actually worked like that, we should make the carbon tax like 8 million percent and we'd all be billionaires. Yeah, it's like Bitcoin. Okay, yeah. I don't know. Sure. Carbon tax, Bitcoin. Yeah, it makes

sense. Yeah. It's all the same, man. It's just made up. I mean, it's all made up. Look at quantitative easing. Our government just says, oh, we don't have enough money to pay for everything. So we're going to borrow a bunch and we're going to print a whole bunch. What, you mean you're just going to make more money?

Yeah, yeah, that's what we do because we don't think about economic policy. Opportunity is knocking on the door of your gun safe. Okay, Canada's governing liberal party invited companies to join its attack against government

licensed firearms users through an invitation to qualify to execute firearm confiscations. Man, I don't know why that was such a tongue twister. It is dated December 7th at the administration's business website, Canada buys.ca. The PDF with the details at zero downloads before the gun blog.ca published this report. The deadline to respond is January 5th of 2024, and the liberals raise the number of rifles and shotguns they intend to confiscate by almost 50% from 144,000 to as many as 215,000.

And one of the parts in there said the purpose of phase two is to qualify suppliers that have the 10,000. technical ability to collect, transport, validate, verify, provisions of secured storage facilities and or destroy firearms as part of the firearms buyback program for public safety Canada for business and individuals. So I put this in because I had what I thought was a genius idea. We start a company and we bid on this. We get the contract and then we do absolutely nothing to fulfill it. Yeah, kind of similar to the Iraq.

Live can app. Exactly like that. Except we try and be even greasier if possible. We just, and then we go in front of a parliamentary committee and they'll be like, why did you do nothing about this? I see, because the law is stupid. And if they're dumb enough to give us the contract, we're going to keep the money. But then this thing just happened.

So that was my idea for this discussion. And then this just happened on Twitter like a couple hours ago. somebody change of tender notice following the tenor has been noted amended or cancelled they pulled this thing because the only people

who applied for it was a company called I'm with Fire Trudeau Limited Liability Corporation and here is the details of the company we are a company of kindred spirits with Fire Trudeau LLC

we stand for the rights of Canadian citizens and legal vetted fire arms owner and then that's just repeated 50 times. That's their write-up. And the contact info is these nuts and you can email them at Firetrudeau at not soon enough.com. Those are the only people who applied for this thing and then the government's like, okay, we're just going to pull this and pretend like it never happened. Oh my God. It is so fun watching the internet make a fool of our own like country or I guess our government

you know. Yep. You know you think they eventually would catch on but they really don't do they? No, they don't. This is even better than Bode McBode phase. Yeah. It's getting to like the point where

these guys don't like you got all these boomers that just don't understand that there's people that exist on the internet solely to fuck around because it's fun for them. And they take this. It's so fun, man. I used to fuck with Rachel Notley all the time.

Like what? Oh, I'd just like comment on every. And it took forever. And then finally she blocked me. And then there was a few that I'd get going. Like, I, then I was like, oh,

I'll never get a response from these people. So I'd find the like NDP or whatever. I don't even care what party. I would just go at any of them and just like try to get them fucking fired up. when they had a smaller Twitter account so that way I know they see it because I don't imagine they're getting too many notifications definitely not lately

Rachel Notley apparently is in rehab right now but she's going to step out of that half-bast retirement I don't know that's a rumor going around the internet but and you can always believe everything you hear there but on Friday actually we talk about the community events

on Friday they've got an event in Calgary where they're going to talk about the Alberta pension plan and I'm planning on crashing that. Oh yeah, you're going to be a little party pooper or what? Well, I haven't decided if I'm just going to sit there and listen and try and hear about how crazy it goes or maybe just put my hand up and be like, so you, the basis of your argument is that you don't want to have a partisan politician in charge of our pensions. why do you never speak up about the federal government and how heavily our pension is invested in companies like Bombardier in fucking Quebec?

And then see what they have to say about, you know, something like that. You're going to be a smart ass in there. I like that. Well, I haven't decided if I'm just going to be, you know, sit back and see how crazy these people are. I really think you should get a press badge. I really think you should get a press badge. A little Tuesday mashup logo on it. Just saying, have a little bit of fun that way.

Ask your questions. They'll shut you down. It'd go viral. It'd be great. Be great. You should ask you like an insane question. Like, do you think it's necessary as a man to sit down to pee while it's dark and try to be a serious? I seen some comic ask the crazy question to like the general, one of the, some general down in the States when he's doing a press conference for the gas at war.

And this guy looked at him like he was the dumbest human being. And he answered the question the comic was like, hmm, okay. And then wrote it down, acted as if you're writing it down. It was insane. It was some dumb question along the lines of that in the midst of like, do you think it's necessary to be allocating like $50 million? And the follow up question was like, the sun shines in the east and like something out of the left field.

That would be fun. That would be good. Give the people what they voted for. The incoming leader of the Assembly of First Nations says she'll back demands by chiefs in Ontario for a judicial review of Canada's carbon price. Cindy Woodhouse was elected earlier today as National Chief of the Assembly, the largest First Nations advocacy organization in the country. The Chief of Ontario, which represents 133 First Nations, asked the federal court to undertake a judicial review of the federal government's carbon pricing. system. The Ontario chiefs say the carbon price is discriminatory, in part because it was a rebate mechanism is tied to federal income tax system, which many live and work on reserves do not use.

The chief launched their application after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau imposed a three-year carbon exemption on home heating oil, a dominant fuel in Atlanta, Canada. Then I'll flip to the next one. There's multiple articles here, folks. Conservative leader Pierre Pollyev is threatening to delay MP's holidays by throwing up thousands of procedural motion seeking to block the minority liberal government's economic legislation until Prime Minister Justin Trudeau backs off his carbon tax quoted we're going to put in thousands of amendments at committee and in the House of Commons forcing all night round the clock voting to block your 20 billion of inflationary spending and the rest of your economically destructive

plans until you agree to our demands to take the tax off farmers first nations and families Piliyev said Wednesday, and I got a video here before I get comments from you to Yahoo's on the response. Here's Trudeau. Play whatever parliamentary games he wants. We're here to work. We're here to deliver for seniors. We're here to deliver for young people. We're here to deliver on housing, on affordability, on measures to support Ukraine. He can make us work late. We're happy to do it because we're doing important things for Canadians while he's pulling stunts. there you go.

So first off, he said two months ago that housing wasn't a federal responsibility after it had all gone to shit, even though they had a federal housing minister the whole time, he's like, it's not a federal responsibility. I don't know why you guys are getting mad at me about this. But that video was retweeted by Dr. Doug

Iolfson, who said when I was an MP, I sat through three of these. The conservatives would sleep in shifts and then unexpectedly fled the chamber in the middle of the night. I cannot stress how dangerous this is for people's health. Someone is going to die in one of these stunts. Okay. Meanwhile,

meanwhile, everybody who's ever worked as a lumberjack or, in the oil field is like, get the fuck out of here. I mean, we do literally, that's what the oil field does is shift work all the time, 24-7.

Yeah. And also people die on occasion in things like that. I don't know of anybody who's died from voting too hard. I don't know. It's pretty difficult. Have you seen what these guys got to do? They have to talk to a different man to talk to another man. It's very hard. It's very difficult. It could cause brain aneurysms, you know. It's not easy to lie like that. It would be nice if it did, Uncle Hack.

You know what? At this point, yeah. Yeah. Like, let's, like, let's, Let's have a Coliseum instead of Parliament and we'll save a little bit on on salaries, even if we got to pay a little bit more up for life insurance. But it's it's absolutely insane that you've got all these groups. Viewership will go through the roof if they turn it into the Coliseum. Oh, yeah. Oh, it would be great review on it. You probably be out of the deficit no time.

Bigot sales, all sorts of stuff. Yeah, you want to sell. Dana White will be fucking pre-coming out of that little schmeckle that he has. It'll be all over that. Power slap. Fuck, that's gay compared to what they're doing in Canada. Well, I mean, if Bud Light wasn't enough for them, they could have Justin Trudeau now, too. Yeah.

Yeah. Just a different tranny on a can. But I mean, the First Nations groups have been staunch supporters of Trudeau since 2015 when he ran on a platform to rescind the First Nations Financial Transparency Act. Okay. And then you've got the guys in Eastern Canada who are getting exemptions from this carbon tax. And they all voted for this asshole. The people who are voting for this stuff, this is not how democracy is supposed to work. If you vote for stupid things, you should have to deal with the consequences of them.

Right. So you're denying Pollyev is doing a disservice to these people because first off, he's trying to subvert democracy because they specifically voted for this. Trudeau said, if you vote me in, I'm going to make everything stupidly fucking expensive. And they said, okay, yeah, but we get an extra weak C.I. in Newfoundland, okay, yeah, sounds good. All right, we're on board.

And he should not be depriving them of that. Because, first off, it's how democracy should work. And secondly, they're never going to fucking learn if they don't deal with a few consequences here and there. Ooh. Double buzzed.

Old two's. He can get, he can get just rolling along, you know? You just get rolling along here. Diabetes makes you stupid. Nice. When Norm Wiley's 12-year-old daughter, Sammy, who has type 1 diabetes, asked if he would take her and a friend on a road trip from Winnipeg to Minneapolis to see her favorite YouTube stars, he couldn't say no.

She gets needles, insulin injections every day, and she never asked for anything, never complained. So when she said she wanted to do this, I said, of course, I of course said yes. The group had scored hard-to-gettickets to see sternolio triplets. Has anyone ever heard of these people? No. I don't know. Everybody's a YouTube.

All right. YouTube personalities with more than 5.5 million subscribers. Hey, got me beat. The plan was to rent a newer and safer vehicle than the one Wiley owns to make the almost 1,500-kilometer drive to Minneapolis and back. Instead, they got an SUV with tires so bald. And speaking of bald here, I'll bring them up so you boys can see. With tires so bald, it sent them spinning out of control on a highway and vehicle that legally shouldn't have been on the road. According to one automobile consumer protection expert, it's a sign of ongoing maintenance and safety issues plaguing some rental companies.

While he picked up his rental on October 5th from a Winnipeg budget car and truck rental, he says the employee assured him that aside from a scratch and in the paint, the 2022 Mitsubishi Outlander was good to go and no walk-around inspection was done. less than an hour into the drive. It started raining. Sammy and her 13-year-old friend, June Burnett, were in the back seat. I could feel the vehicle hydroplaining while he told go public. The next thing you know, we're doing 360s down the highway. The girls are screaming.

I'm screaming, and then we flew backwards into the ditch. There you go. So I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you're getting a rental vehicle, you should be taking a walk around it and making sure everything's fine. Every time. Because first off, you're going to be liable. if there's a big ding in it and you don't notice it and you sign everything's good and then they say

oh well there's a ding on it now and it wasn't on the pre-inspection thing so now you've got to pay for it but also seriously like you're you're going on a 1,500 kilometer round trip with a strange vehicle you should at least check out the damn tires and then to have people yeah well that's exactly it

I bet you I bet you they go zero to 60 in in record time right What Tuz is laughing at, as Zane said, well, there's some great slicks for the track. And he's absolutely right. And here's the thing. It doesn't take, you don't need to be a genius to see those tires and see that they're bald as fuck.

And you don't even need a depth gauge. You can literally just use a coin like lots of people do. And I've got one up where it just shows the various levels on a toeney. And it says where you need to start looking and where you absolutely need to get new ones. This isn't rocket. science. No. I'm kind of, oh, no, go ahead, Sean.

Oh, I was just going to say quick, like, a quick look at those tires. You were like, I'm not getting in that vehicle. Like, I'm not getting in that vehicle. Like, hey, guys, yeah, you, you fucked up. Get me some decent tires or get me a different vehicle. Dude, really even this fucking, this annoying state where everybody just doesn't take any accountability for their stupidity that annoys me to my fucking core. It's always somebody else's fault.

and we got to get our five minutes of fame out of it, you know? I'm a moron. I nearly killed my children because I'm dumb as fuck and didn't take two seconds out of my day to take, like just a glance. How don't you see that? How don't you see those tires? Are you that dumb?

I want to know what his vehicle looks like, that where he had to rent one to go and take that. That's probably a fair point. A Dodge Neon missing the backseat. what is it? Jesus Christ. This guy went to high school with kind of, you know, the weird guy in high school, he put Noss in a Dodge Neon.

Good for him. And he was like, I feel like he could have gotten something. I feel like he could have got something a little bit more decent. But anyway. Yeah. Trickle down corruption abounds. Bear with me, boys. Toronto, please say the information of hundreds of drivers in the province.

Wait, we forgot to talk about the vasectomy guy. The vasectomy guy. What are you talking about? The second article. No, totally missed it. Okay. All right. So, dude is a professor in Nova Scotia.

He goes touring around Southeast Asia because he's concerned about the environment and he's concerned about climate change and he's so concerned about everything that he travels around the world. And while he's traveling around the world, he decides to get a vasectomy because he cares so much about the world that he doesn't want to overpour. populate it. And as far as I'm concerned, if you're that concerned about climate change, you absolutely should

get a vasectomy. And if you cannot grasp the irony of traveling around the world worrying about climate change, then maybe you should also get a vasectomy. I don't think these guys that are really into climate change

got to worry about getting too much pussy, you know what I mean? The vasectomy there is just kind of like a and yourself on the back. You know, like, I'm doing this for everybody else. I don't think that guy's out there killing it, you know? He's not swimming and snizz as he's turning around and be like,

excuse me, can you sign my plan, my pamphlet here of trying to save the planet before I finger bang you? Have you, would you like acoustic guitars and beads around your ankle? Excuse me while I fucking dip my dip my dip stick into your pussy, ma'am. Like, I don't think that. guys he's not killing it yeah that's himself right here right there if i've ever heard it and i'm never invited back this has been very fun guy i'm crying i'm crying dude that was you know you know yeah it's it's funny i get so used to

two's uh level of uh you know he used to catch me speechless if you go back to the first like 25, I don't know, 30. Two's going to test us. He'd say things, and I'd be so speechless by what he was saying. I'm like, you can't say that. You can't say that on here. Now you're numb to it, but here's the next level. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I'm numb to twos, but Hack here, Uncle Hack is really, is he's setting a new bar, folks. Trickled down corruption abounds. May I go on to the Toronto Police, boys?

Yes. Okay. Toronto police say information of hundreds of drivers in the province was tracking. to suspects allegedly running an auto theft ring involving employees at Service Ontario. The investigation dubbed Project Safari was launched in February with the goal of identifying and arresting suspects behind numerous motor vehicle thefts throughout the city. According to a news release issued Wednesday, investigators discovered the suspects were conspiring with employees at Service Ontario, a government agency where Ontarioans get their driver's license license plates and other vital documents. Police said an undisclosed number of employees to traffic the ministries,

a Ministry of Transportation, Driving and Vehicle Data, including hundreds of addresses to the suspects. The suspects of which police say there are seven, the suspects of which police say there are seven, then allegedly use the information to steal vehicles and link them to fraudulent vehicle registration numbers in a process known as re-vinning. Those fake vins were also allegedly provided

by the Service Ontario employees. The stolen cars were then sold domestically to unsuspecting buyers as used vehicles are used to commit other crimes, according to police. They also said they seized roughly 1.5 million in cash and luxury vehicles, and the suspects who have all hail from the greater Toronto area are facing a combined 73 charges in connection with the bus. But wait, it goes a little further.

A different article. Toronto police officer and former Ontario public servant were led out of court and handcuffs Tuesday after Judge handed them each seven-year prison sentence for cooking up a bogus will that deprived a dead man's estate of 8303.3. $34,000 last June a Toronto judge convicted Constable Robert Kona Shua and a 40-year-old Adeline Ysahua to jail. Nice. They were both found guilty of committing a breach of trust while working as a client services representative with the Ontario Public Guardian and Trustee. The government agency manages the financial affairs of the mentally incapable individuals. The trustee looks after the care and prosperity of the most vulnerable members of

of society that Toronto Police Service is responsible for maintaining and enforcing the rule of law in our community, the judge says, okay, there's two. But you know what? We're not done. Let's try for a trifective, shall we? In Toronto again, a Canada's financial intelligence agency says it levied a $1.3 million penalty against CIBC for noncompliance with money laundering and terrorist financing measures. The penalty imposed on October 23rd, but only reported Thursday is the second financial transaction, the second financial

transaction and reports analysis, Senator of Canada has announced this week after RBC's 7.4 million fine was publicized on Tuesday. So there you go. That's all coming out of Toronto, folks. Where do you want to go? All right. Hold on, Tews. Let's play a little game I like to play.

Were they white? Well, um, Kudichiwa actually is, is a white dude. Um, the other person are, uh, actually it's a, it's a chick, I guess. Um, the guy, the cop. is ball gobbing and that's actually what he's doing in jail right now too he's been

under paid arrest or a paid leave since his arrest in 2020 nice the Toronto taxpayers have been paying this fucker for the last three years to sit at home

and do nothing while this investigation played out correct hell yeah Hell yeah. The first one, I'm going with Brown. Okay. No detail on on serviced Ontario employees. So I have no idea.

And then CIBC, I don't know. I haven't been in a CIBC in 20 years. I have no idea with their demo. No, that's Bank of China. Same shit. It is. I have no idea. But yeah, so that's that's all in like one week.

That's the amount of corruption. Why do they even call it the greater Toronto area? There's nothing great about it. Over under on one and a half, how many sponsorships Sean's going to lose off this podcast? Well, well, you sponsored this week. You sponsored it. So we're at one.

And you're losing me here. If we don't start getting a little racist in here, fellas, I might pull the sponsorship right out from underneath you. Well, if you hate the Swiss, the next article should be good for you. Perfect. I hate them now. Canada is a big steaming number two. In a recent study conducted by U.S. News and World Report, Canada was ranked as the second best country in the world for 2023.

In collaboration with the U.S. News and World Report, the study in mythology methodology used to assess and rank countries were developed through the collaboration of WPP, a global marketing and communication service company, along with a proprietary B.A.V. Brand analytics tool and the Warton School at the University of Pennsylvania, specifically led by Professor David Rebstein. They identified a set of 73 country attributes which are terms that can be used to describe a country and are relevant to a modern nation's success. These are These attributes were included in a survey conducted from March 17th to June 12th, involving 17,000 participants from around the world.

The participants were asked to evaluate whether they associate specific attributes with the particular countries, which were, here were the attributes, adventure, agility, cultural influence, entrepreneurship, heritage, movers, open for business, power, quality of life, and social purpose. And if memory serves me correct, I believe I posted them. So we are number two overall in the world. And yet out of all of those subcategories you just named, the best we did in any of them was number two. Agility.

And then we've got a number three and number four and a number five. And we're in the second digits on all of the other ones. How in the hell can we average out to number two when you look at these and they all average out to like 28? Okay. Gee, that's a good question, dudes. I have no idea. All right.

Just mathematically speaking, and I get the fact that these people aren't very fucking smart. They gave us a 3.3 out of 100 in terms of sexiness. Like, did they just swing over to Winnipeg and be like, oh, this place sucks and then hop on their plane back to Switzerland? And then agility, how progressive we are. We only got 91.1. All our prime minister does is complain about this shit. day in, day out, and we only got 91% on progressivism? That's because guys like me have access to the internet.

Yeah, for now. And hey, that's what dropped them numbers. We got to get them a little. You start ripping some slurs on YouTube for a little while, you know, that'll drop them numbers. Provides easy access to capital. We got 53.7. Investment in Canada has just disappeared in the past eight years.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, there's some other stuff. Like they've got has great food 15.9. Yeah, I guess like we don't really have our own food for the most part, except for the sap suckers in fucking Quebec. Give a man a moose, teach a man to moose. So every week we end with happy news. Oh, okay.

Why would you want to do that? It's a gimmick, I don't know. Today in Alaska, Chuggiak high school science teacher brought in a moose for his freshman class to start quartering and processing the meat. Throughout this preparation, students will be learning about subsistence living and harvesting techniques. There you go, boys.

Dragging a moose for the halls. One of the classes you could take in Alaska is how to skin a moose. That's pretty cool, actually. that's very cool I wonder if they'll teach them the tennis ball quad trick what's that well because moose have really thick hides

right you can't do this with a deer but rather than just for an hour because moose are fucking huge you get it started a little bit you get the hide started a little bit and then you you wrap it a tennis ball

and then you tie a rope around it so that the tennis ball is tied in with the hide and then that rope goes the back of a quad. You just drive the quad away and it'll just peel the hide right off of moose. Oh, really? Huge time saver.

Wow, I didn't know that. There you go. We taught you something new tonight, Uncle Hack. Yeah, that's sick. That's actually, that is a fun... It's funny the difference between like a school like that and then you head into like the city and they're like,

listen, we understand that you might be a little bit into, I don't know, fucking, what's gay these days? Rollerblading? Have you considered, have you considered maybe wearing a dress there, young men? Who's even talked about rollerblading of the past 20 years? Exactly. It was how gayed I am. Felching is what the kids do nowadays.

Is that what they're doing? Yeah, it's slightly less gay. Oh, so if you have a rat in your ass, it's like, It tones it down a little. I don't know. Alberta's rat free, dude. So that's what they're doing in Ontario? Probably.

A rat fucking the kids. Unreal. Or I don't know. Raccoons, I'm guessing. Toronto's a weird place. Kind of hoop stretchers they got out there. You got to pay the bills somehow. They're getting taxed that hard that the kids are feeling it.

Well, I hope they're feeling it. You know, Mashup 85. We'll see if we're back on Mashup 86 or not, you know. Have we been removed from the airwaves today, folks? I don't know. I feel like we've pushed the envelope all over again, you know. Here we go. I'm sure there's a few people swerving in their car this morning.

You know, when they tune in Tuesday morning, they're going to be swerving on. What's going on on the highway? Ah, the new mask of you. 85. Holy crap. I'm sorry if it was too. I'm sorry if it was too much. I bit my tongue on a few words that I really enjoy saying. Well, if you want to find Uncle Hack, Uncle Hack, where can you, where do people find you? I mean, other than just search that and they'll probably pop up all over the place.

I'd like to hang out at this jerk off booth and 97th Street in Edmonton. You can catch it on. my handles are Uncle Hacks 69 on all platforms and then Danger Cats on YouTube is usually where I'm posting stuff. Cool. Two's any anything upcoming. January 1st.

Is it January? Can Uncle Hack at least? Is it January 1st? Is it December 31st? January 1st in Calgary at the Comedy Cave. Two is going to be ripping our guest spot on the show that we're running out there

and it's a very dark and dirty show so if you... Or easily offended, don't come? Yeah, yeah, definitely avoid it. Or actually do come because it's great footage. Would people freak out? We haven't had it yet. Like I've hit like some normal audience.

I call them normal audiences as opposed to ours at open mics and stuff with some of my stuff. And I've seen some of my stuff. lips curl, which is like, okay, nice, that's going to work for our crowd. But it's good. It puts people blow their wig back a little bit and know that we still exist. We never left. What time on the first?

A show starts at seven, and then more than likely there will be a late show at at about 9.30. And do you need tickets or just show up? Tickets are at dangercat shop.com. And you can grab them there. And am I allowed to plug things on here? Yeah, why not? That's what we're doing right now.

Okay. That's what we're doing right now. Okay. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, if you want to catch myself, Sam Walker and Brett Forte live, we're touring all across Canada right now. We got our visas. So we're starting to book some stuff up in the States.

And things are moving quite well. So we're doing like a Canada, pretty much a Canada-wide swing. We're in Vancouver. Are you coming through Lloyd-Minson? In the spring, I will be. Yeah, I believe. If you come through town and don't drop me a line, friends off, just saying. All right. Yeah, I will. I will for sure. Do you have to get like a working visa to go tell jokes in the States?

Yeah, you got to, well, it's an entertainment visa and it's super hard to get. You got to prove that you're like exceptional. Yeah, that's what they. So who did you pay off to get that done? uh some lawyer in boston oh okay so i was gonna say do you need to convince the canadian government that you're funny or the u.s government that you're funny the u.s government but we did it in such an unconventional way like uh obviously i'm not c tv comedy's flavor or cbc comedies flavor and uh i haven't done any of the major festivals or nothing like that so one of the guys got his oh one visa and then we tagged on it with oh two's so we're able to go work underneath him

and we had to prove that we tour with him. We had to prove like we actually do make money doing this. And it was a long process and we finally got it. We just got back from Texas and it was pretty rad. Got to perform at Rogan's Club, Brian Redbands, the Creek in the Cave, like all the major comedy hubs that are in Austin, Texas. We got to touch their stage and rip some sets. did a show out of Red Band's Club at the Sunset Strip.

So it was like, it was pretty, pretty rad. Before I let you out of here, I got to know. What's, what's Rogan's Club like? It's unreal. There's like two, there's two rooms to it. So there's like a smaller, tighter room, like a killbox style room where it's a smaller audience and real tight. So like when the laughter hits, man, it's just like, holy shit.

I didn't get that's the room that I got to be a I got to go up on. Uh, I haven't I only got like a walk through, uh, through the one guy that's like passed at that club. So like he has access to everything and he took us like through it and gave us a tour. Oh, sorry. I'll, uh, you can still hear me right. Oh yeah. Still hear me.

Yep. Okay. Uh, let me just switch this. Why is that not switching? There we go. It should now. Oh my God. This is what I deal with Sean every week. Oh, there we go.

This is the world being like it's time to end, eh? Security there is insane, dude. It's crazy. Like, good luck getting anything past those guys. They, like, they have, like, did they check your butt hole? Oh, dude, pretty much. That'd be the kindest thing they did. Your phones are locked up.

You can't fucking, there's, like, armed police car in the lobby. like nobody's fucking around in that joint man yeah they got that like there's some high profile dudes fucking strolling through there at any moment like Dana White walked right by me and I was like looking like holy shit it was pretty cool like you're you're seeing these people and it's like what the fuck it weirds you out a little like get the hell out of here

can I help you sir yeah the fuck are you Well, cool, boys. That's mashup 85 in the books. If the powers to be allow us to be on 86. We'll see 86 next week. Either way, Uncle Hack, thanks for joining us. Thanks for hopping on.

Thanks for hopping on. Best of luck on your guys is your tour and your upcoming comedy show that type of thing. And if you're coming through Lloyd, there's always a spot in the studio where you can come and offend me and my entire audience and we'll have a little bit of fun with it.

I'm sure we can have a few laughters too. Hell yeah. I'll be out that way. We haven't released a date, but we have booked something out there. I believe it's May 11th. May 11th?

Yeah. In Lloyd Minster? Yes, sir. Where at? The Vic Juba. Interesting. Yeah. Okay.

Well. First big show out that way. That'll be like our biggest show that we're definitely going to try and pack that out. so it'll be cool i haven't been back to lloyd since like i was just doing like strip club tours as a drunk lloyd doesn't have a strip club they used to you must have been really drunk the the cooler used to be a a titty bar yeah not a very good one no did it they hired us when was that a strip club um i don't know in the last 2018 it was i'll tell you that yeah okay i it was

the last year it was. It hasn't been one for at least three years because now it's a gut, that's where Prophet River is, right? Or like right in that same complex? Yeah. Cooler turned into what, MediChair, a weed store and a gun shop, right? Like I mean... Yeah, so they went from massive guns

to massive guns. Hell yeah. Cool, boys. Well, that'll end it for us tonight, folks. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for Uncle Hack, hopping on. And until next week. Thank you. Thank you.