Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 103
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I would explain to me the concept of middle of the road pens.
They're garbage.
They're not the cheap throwaways.
They cost like two, three times as much, but they sell right for shit.
You don't like, you don't want to use them.
The only reason why I have them is because you'll randomly acquire them the way you,
the exact opposite of the way you do socks.
And they're, they're garbage, they're junk.
Like, why do they even.
exist. There's no market for them. I don't know anybody who buys them. I don't know anybody who
likes them. They either get the cheap-ass throwaway ones or they get the pilot G2. Where is this
market for these pens? Why do people keep buying them and how do they keep ending up in my house?
Mass Shop 103, a rant on pens. Was that the actual rant you wanted to do? Did you actually
remember it? You know, people can't see us before we start this. But we used to show those
behind the scenes. But he literally forgot what he was going to rant about beforehand.
So I was curious if that was actually at Penns.
I was like,
we're talking pens today.
What was my rant?
Mashup 103.
Okay.
This one is brought to you by April Hutchinson.com.
So shut out to April Hutchinson.
She was just in Lloyd Minster Tews, her and Linda Blade,
talking about men and female sports.
Obviously, I think everybody knows where it's going there.
I'll bring it up on the screen, a little bit of clothing,
keep female sports, female XX.
you go. And there's a ton of stuff that got a baby line in there on and on. It goes April
Hutchinson.com. I've seen a couple of people putting their stuff up, putting her stuff up on
Twitter that that keep a female XX shirt. I saw a couple of people like, hey, I got this
shirt. So you're not going to be the first one on the block buying it, but at least you've got
the established clout of other people who are happy customers. That's right. And
And there, I think if memory, well, there you go, I tossed it in the chat for anyone wanting to go support.
There you go. Bingo, done.
Mashup 103.
April Hodgson, shout out to her and to Linda Blade, both in town and to Rebel News for coming and reporting on that.
I thought that was also very cool.
So there was a story on Rebel News about our group here in Lloyd Minster and those two ladies coming to talk.
Jamie Sinclair, wherever you're driving,
military roundtable vet.
He's got his retirement party coming up here in May 2s,
and he wants everybody to know,
happy Airborne Friday to everybody.
And to all the military vets, if we got any of those guys,
tuning in.
Shout out to Jamie Sinclair out of Saskatchewan.
Is he, is the retirement party in Saskatchewan?
It is.
I mean, it's a good place, but be handy if he was closer.
Coots 2, 797 days, I believe, by my count.
I got a question mark beside that, but my simple math, I know we're going to end
the math today on the mashup, but my simple math tells me 797.
That's Christopher Carbert and Anthony Olenick, still behind the bars.
And, of course, we keep talking about the amount of days.
We're going to hit 800 here.
Like, that's mind-blowing.
Not really.
Not really.
Sean
Did you see that other article that I say you
The National Post one?
Which is?
The RCMP said he was a sex trafficking kingpin.
They destroyed my life.
Toronto's Dagan Choon
was accused of running a sophisticated human smuggling network
and put behind bars.
Three years later, he spent 32 months in jail
and then
the Crown stayed all prosecution.
They offered him a plea deal rather than being a sex trafficking kingpin of over 50 women,
which was what was alleged.
They even had a press conference about it saying that they got this guy.
And then they offered him to plea out for possession of a forged document.
Because apparently he was running a school, an ESL school.
And one of the teachers had a fake teaching certificate.
And it was in his office.
And so he could.
had the option of pleading out to say, yes, I was in possession of a fake teaching certificate.
They went from sex trafficking 50 women down to holding somebody else's fake certificate as the deal.
And he said, no, no, I am not taking that.
I will stay in jail until you guys actually bring this to court.
And then eventually they let him out and then they stayed the charges and he's trying to sue them.
there's the wife of the dude who killed the 22 people in Nova Scotia is currently trying to sue the RCMP.
There's another one in BC.
So in other words, this is just a long list of people that are going to sue our government for incompetence.
And I would say in the case of Coots, malice and probably political direction towards it, but that's just tinfoil hatch.
That's tinfoil hat.
Sheridan says it's disappointing here.
Linda Blade will be moving to Africa. Good for them, but Canada will miss her. It's not Africa.
It's India. They're moving to India is where Linda Blade's going to be going. I thought I correct that.
See, I sometimes, I hear people wrong sometimes. You know, you'll say like, I'm moving to a freaking new place.
And, oh, no, no, not African new place, a freaking new place.
Shall we, shall we get this 103 on on the rails twos? And let's, let's roll. It's six minutes.
I can hear my...
Well, we kind of raised
talking about the Coots people.
It's true.
It's true. It's true. It's true.
So anyways, yeah, the RCMP fucking sucks, dude.
Okay.
Let's roll.
I'm ready to roll.
It's the budget.
It isn't funny.
Trudeau's vaccine compensation program
funnels millions meant for victims
to consultants.
The total budget allocation at the time was $32.3 million
but only $12 million was designated
to the victims of the safe and effective narrative
to the other 20.3 million will go to Raymond Chabot Grant Thorsten Consultancy.
The unredacted documents show that the program will go from 2021 to 26.
However, as of December 1st, 2023, more than 11.2 million has been paid out to claimants
according to the Visp website making this program, like everything the government does,
way over budget and not going to the people it's supposed to.
Two thirds of the budget is for the dispensing of it.
Yes. Once again, we're in the wrong, we're in the wrong job, too.
Absolutely. Let's be 20 million dollars to get money out to people who've been hurt by the vaccine.
I would give away 10 million of the government's money for two million. Yeah, you give me two million. I'll make sure it happens.
This is insane. But the funny thing is, you know, we heard all this, oh, it's safe and effective.
And this is the co-vindication all over again. And nobody's getting hurt by.
this and go out and get it and shut up you bigots.
And now in this year's budget,
36 million allocated towards
payouts for people who got fucked up
from vaccine injuries.
It's insane.
It's insane. It's insane.
Is that the only thing we're talking about in the budget?
I don't know.
That's the only article you put in there.
No, dude.
There was
so there was there were some things it was budget was the big one but then there was a whole bunch of
what did i tell what did i what did i what did i tell you before i started this i'm like i'm so excited
i'm all ready to roll but no worries i'll find ways to screw it up welcome to screw up one folks okay
the liberals in 2013 justin trudeau had spoke out verbosely in his big sort of i'm i'm just a
Trudeau voice about how evil omnibus
bills were and how bad the conservatives
are for sneaking stuff in.
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna pause everybody for a second, okay?
This morning I read through it.
It has one link. I'm like, how the heck did I miss that?
I go back.
There is now six links.
I'm like, all right, carry on with your with your,
go.
Okay.
So they are changing,
they're passing some new fucking budget to do some damn thing.
that they think is going to give more powers to the police
so that they can stop the car trafficking,
the international car trafficking of all the thefts
that leave through the ports and go to third world countries
never to be seen again.
So there's that.
And then that was Bill C74 was the first time they broke that election promise.
And then we've also got $141 million for lodging of asylum seekers.
There you go.
$141 million for lodging asylum seekers.
$0 for lodging our CAF members.
Priorities laid bare in the government should be ashamed.
There's John Thompson.
You also have here are the top 10 ways in which costs or tax will increase according to budget 2024.
Capital gains tax increase.
The inclusion rate for capital gains will be rising from one half to two thirds for capital gains,
realized annually about $250,000 by individuals and for all capital gains by corporation and trust.
and for anyone keeping track, I said this to my brother this morning.
They say two thirds.
You know what two thirds is?
66.6 and it just fits in with our bloody government.
I can't even put a point on that.
Digital service tax, a new tax ensuring digital business.
The monetization of Canadian users' debtors are tax applicable from 2024
revenues earned by January 1st.
Yeah, they're backdating revenue.
Luxury tax, tobacco and baking, vaping products, excise tax,
duty increase.
Yeah, there's a whole lot more duty in Ottawa right now.
Duty, Sean.
Duty.
What did you think of the overall budget, too?
I know that's a very large question.
I know that's a very large question.
And I'm not going to give you 15 minutes on it, but what do you want to say?
At the point, do we want to start clawing back the amount of money we're spending?
Because we just had, RBC was saying that if we keep spending like this, our credit rating
is going to go down and more is going to go to interest.
This is the kind of shit that our great grandkids are still going to be paying for.
This stuff that we are not getting, we're just paying the tip of the iceberg on right now.
And it doesn't go anywhere.
It doesn't do anything.
It doesn't fix anything.
The amount of money that we've been spending for years has had no tangible benefits for
anybody other than Myers-Norris penny, that other random-ass fucking consultancy firm,
McKinsey and Company and S&C Lavelin.
They're the only people who give a shit about this budget.
So should we throw more money at it?
No.
Let's just,
let's not be idiots about this for once in our fucking country's life.
Number eight and nine on that tweet was environmental compliance costs,
new fees and fines for noncompliance with environmental regulations.
I think that's...
New fees?
Air travel security charge.
You're getting it on a plane.
Increase in air travel security charge to fund enhanced airport security measures.
So they're making...
travel and all that good stuff
going to be more expensive
yet again if it wasn't expensive enough
essentially
everything's cost more.
As if
flying didn't suck enough as it is.
You know what? My favorite thing,
I get the fact that everybody
wants to cancel all the bullshit people
from our past.
But Pierre Elliott
Trudeau Airport in Montreal
it's perfect.
It's the shittiest place in the
entire country and we named it after that jack wagon i love it can we get a shirt with okay uh
side note for a second we're working on a mashup clothing line and i think i like jack wagon i'm
just going to throw that out there i think a great a great shirt okay rcmp's most wanted aside
from the donuts uh did anyone else see this public attention rcm p in ontario it's a lady
she's wanted and if you know if you go in on the photo here she's wanted for income tax act and other offenses and do not approach it's a dangerous criminal right here folks yeah yeah do not approach she's gonna get you audited this is just it's absolutely silly uh you know we're worried about money that the government doesn't have to spend on important things oh i just got i just got a knock on the door
I guess whoever's going to have to come back later.
I bet you, I bet you it's that, I bet you it's the UPS man.
Dude, just tell me, he's like, I love this time.
Kids are gone on and on and on, but the knock at the door from UPS.
Knock at the door.
Okay, anyway, if we're worried about our government not having enough money in the coffers to spend on things,
why don't we send the cops after literally everything that we've been talking about for the whole first 15 minutes of this show?
McDonald's coffee leaves bitter taste.
I can sympathize with this story a bit.
It took years for Vinnie Delucci to collect more than 400 cards worth of free McDonald's McCaffee coffee.
A collection now has zero value after the company discontinued the program.
I mean, 400's a bit insane.
like maybe just get a coffee pot and save yourself a bit of money.
That's my first thought.
Or maybe just cash them in from time to time.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day, like, yeah, I, listen, it just ended in 20, at the end of
2023.
You had quite a time to use them.
Now they're not allowing you to use them.
It sucks.
I don't know why McDonald's wouldn't just allow you to use the stupid things.
Like, what does it matter?
Well, they did.
So they started telling everybody in May of 2022 that this was going to stop.
and so you had half of, well, you had two years.
You had two years to figure your shit out.
You had two years to drink 400 coffees.
And they had signs up, presumably.
I don't really go to McDonald's very much,
so I'm not well versed in this,
but they had a whole bunch of things going on
where you could just see it all,
and it signs up and letting people know
and I don't know whatever else.
But anyway, they gave people plenty of damn notice,
and then these people were just like,
if I do the math on that roughly,
that's like over five grand you spent at McDonald's
and coffee to get those cards.
Just do it.
Just on coffee.
Just on coffee.
Just do the simple thing.
Get yourself a coffee pot.
Make your own bloody coffee and move on with life.
Okay?
Move on with life.
It's McDonald's.
Don't support the, yeah,
city council vacant of intelligence.
Despite a member of counselors
calling for the cancellation
or suspension of Toronto's vacant home tax Thursday,
the program will live to see another year.
During Thursday's meeting,
counselors considered a motion to scrap the vacant home tax,
but it was defeated with a vote of 5 to 18.
So it ain't going anywhere.
Well, just around 11,000 property owners had to pay the tax last year.
The city sent out 167,000 notices this year,
telling them that they had to pay up.
And approximately 108 of those charges have already been reversed.
$108,000 in counting.
Did nobody at like the post office even say,
well, you sent out 11,000 of these last year,
and you're sending out 170 of them this year,
170,000 of them this year.
Do you maybe just want to double check real quick that that's right?
Do you just maybe just look into it?
Just crunch a couple numbers and see if maybe there's something wrong.
when it goes up by like 150% year over year.
Toronto's full of idiots, and it's ran by idiots.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world.
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Frustrated farmers are rebelling against EU rules.
The far right is stoking the flames.
That's the headline.
As Europe seeks to address the threat of climate change,
It's imposing more rules on farmers, European Union, and national officials who seek to decide when farmers can sow and reap and how much fertilizers or manure they can use.
Joe Eubles is the second in the command of the farmer's defense force.
Quoted, it is time we fight back, said Eubles, we're done with the quietly listening and doing what we're told.
He has lost trust in democracy.
No, I've lost my faith in politics.
And that is one step removed.
The FDF itself put more obviously on its website.
or confidence in the rule of law is wavering.
There you.
It's the political party out in the Netherlands.
Matt De Jong says that you're a Dutch hater,
which seems to be true the way you're just spewing off about them.
I want to point something out here.
I don't know if this, you know, that take a drink every time such and such happens.
They talk about right and far right and extreme right
17 times in this article.
it's a little bit much.
And here's the other part about it,
is that they don't actually establish why they're far right
or what makes them far right or anything like that.
It's just this preconceived notion,
this predetermined outcome.
And I would say they imply it far right.
They don't imply it.
They literally said it 17 times in the article.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
It's because they offer no detailed solutions to the climate crisis
and on and,
on it goes.
See, now, if anything,
that's more of a liberal thing than
anything else.
Are they a liberal party?
Because they don't have any decent solutions?
I agree with you.
I'm not trying to argue this one.
I don't like reading CTV
to begin with.
I felt dumber as I read this,
and I felt more support for what they're doing.
That's what I felt at the end of it.
The other cool part about this,
I mean,
there was so many wonderful things in this great article.
I'm sure it would get a Pulitzer,
except the person who wrote it can't get a Pulitzer
because they didn't even
sign their name on it, it just says
the Associated Press
staff. If you
aren't willing to put your name on
the fucking byline, you
have to know that what you're saying
is absolute fucking cow shit.
Gaggle
of Googlers gets
gassed. Google employees
masked up and wearing their stylish
kaffias took over
Google Cloud CEO
Thomas Curion's California
office for over eight hours this week demanding the company cut ties with Israel.
The protesters claimed that they would stay in the office until Google canceled Project
Nimbus, which involves Google and Amazon providing cloud computing infrastructure and service
across branches of Israeli government and listen to the rest of their demands.
They stream their protest on Twitch with the tag, no tech for apartheid.
The video clearly shows that they were initially asked to leave on their own, but when refused,
the police stepped in and made arrests later Tuesday.
and Google then went on to fire the 28,
fired 28 of the protesting employees.
A memo from Google VP of Global Security, Chris Raccoe said,
if you're one of the few who are tempted to think we're going to overlook conduct that violates our policies,
think again.
How bad does it have to get before the Silicon Valley woke idiots are like,
this is too much bullshit.
You don't work here anymore.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
Like you look at it and you just think of all the other shenanigans.
And like look at everything that happened with Twitter that came out with the Twitter files.
These things are absolute cesspools of shitty ideas.
And and then you, even within that microcosm, you push the boundaries of it so far that you get fired.
You have to really be offside.
If you play in the major leagues, you ain't black.
This is an M.
And man.
This is an MSNBC article, okay?
As Major League Baseball celebrates Jackie Robinson and his pioneering contributions to the game,
I can't help but think about the fact that League is reporting a historically low number of black Americans players in its ranks.
Only 6%.
Folks, if you watch baseball, I'm like, okay, this is just, I didn't even want to read the article.
I'm going to, I'm going to quote out some of the things that goes against what they're talking about.
As of opening day, 2023, MLB rosters remained among the most diverse in all of professional sports,
with 40.34% of its overall roster, including the injured list, suspension and restricted lists,
coming from diverse backgrounds, and 2.34% increase overall from a year earlier.
That includes 9445 players, 59, which are black, 6.2%.
That's where they get their number, but 285 of them are Latino and Hispanic players,
which make up 30% and on and on and it goes.
And it breaks down the diversity of baseball.
Here's the other thing,
here's the other thing, though,
is that if somebody is a twofer in that,
if they're black and Hispanic,
they get counted only as being Hispanic.
So if they're Hispanic,
they're not black.
No, okay, here's, let me just.
What do you want to say?
What do you want to say on this other than MSNBC is a bunch of morons?
Go watch the sport.
Think about the idea of this diversity for a second, right?
You could be white from Argentina.
You can be white from Ireland.
You can be white from the Caucasus Mountains.
You can be white from Germany.
You can be white from Australia.
You can be white from Canada, for example.
Okay.
You're talking about every goddamn corner of the fucking planet.
Okay.
Russians.
They're white.
Okay.
There's quite a lot of diversity in these random countries that I've just mentioned.
and they do things a lot differently
and they think a lot differently.
Even the Dutch, you know, the ones that you hate from before.
They're not the same, right?
There's just, but they're like, okay, well,
this group is all exactly the same.
And then we're going to subset this group and this group and this group.
But if there's intermarion between the two groups, that doesn't count.
Like what fucking mental pretzel do you have to work yourself into to get to that diet?
How is O-T, how do I say it?
Is it O-Tani?
O-Tani, I think, right?
Is the highest MLB player of all time.
And last time I checked, he's a minority.
Like, it just, I'm, I can't, I can't buzz this article fast enough.
Just like, stupid.
Yeah, it's stupid.
It's stupid.
The P and MMP stands for P.
Say it again, you were laughing.
I don't think everybody heard you in the back.
an MNP stands for penis.
All right.
This goes into Edison Motors.
Accounting firm MNP,
which is under a BC Auditor General Investigation
over conflict of interest allegation
involving Clean BC grants,
is sent a letter threatening to sue Edison Motors,
the small merit-based EV truck company
that blew the whistle on the situation.
You may recall,
Chase was on here and told us all about it.
Yes, I did.
And then it went on,
The, the, the, Rob Shaw, uh, then said, uh, Dave Eby says, I would operate with extreme caution if I were MNP or other major employer of powerful enemy in British Columbia, given he passed anti-SLAPP legislation to prevent companies from threatening whistleblowers with legal action into silence.
Yeah.
So they're treading.
They're, they're, they're walking on pretty thin ice right now.
Uh, I don't know what the heck's going on.
But it's interesting that they scrubbed a whole bunch from their website, MNP.
They issued a bullshit fluff statement.
And then they threatened the guy whistleblowing with legal action.
Now, if they were innocent and they wanted the best way forward,
I feel like if I was innocent and I wanted the best way forward for my company who is definitely innocent,
I would get in front of this
and I would be as open and transparent as possible
and explain things and clear up the misunderstanding.
I wouldn't start trying to scrub shit off the internet
and threat lawsuits.
Correct.
I mean, I'm not saying that they are.
They totally are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sell the cell companies and put them in a cell.
Okay, this is right here, bang.
The headline reads, stats can says cell phone bills are plunging.
The truth is more complicated.
You got this tweet in on it.
Stop lying.
Do your thing to community notes.
Wireless providers,
quoted, wireless providers jacked up the data allowances in their plans.
Has a dampening effect on prices.
If consumers pay the same for a plan with more data,
Statscan would interpret this as a price cut.
And this is coming off of here.
I'll bring up to Justin Trudeau tweet.
We've cut the cost of cell phone plans in half since 2019.
in part by increasing competition.
Next, we're going after the junk fees on your phone bill
so you can do things like cancel your plan or switch to a cheaper one
with no added charges, budget 2024.
That's not, why is legislating switching user fees for cell phone companies
part of a budget bill?
Weird.
Also, so basically what happened was they said,
so Canada has, I think, the second highest cell phone,
fees in the world?
Because there's no competition.
They haven't actually added competition.
The existing companies have added subsidiaries
that look like different companies
but are actually still the same parent company.
That's not actually adding competition.
That's like Real Canadian Wholesaleighal Club
and No Frills and Superstore.
That's all that is.
It's all still the same fucking dick at the top.
Now, the other thing,
so what happened is, is that,
that there's just so much data allowed in your plan now that it's completely redundant.
I was just talking about this with Mrs. Tuesday the other day.
Like, why in the hell do I have so much data?
Why am I getting so much data?
I don't need this much data.
I'm away from home 15 hours a day and I don't need this much data.
Why do I have it?
It's so that they can say, well, technically it's cheaper now because look at the amount of stuff you're getting for the amount that you're paying.
Like, why not just give you $11 billion gigs of data and then just be like, we're the cheapest in the planet?
Like, if we could just fuck around with the numbers so that we're essentially lying, but not technically lying, why not just go all the way?
Own it.
Own it.
Give us the cheapest telecommunications fees on the planet by giving us 3,000 gigs a month.
I liked Matt Dejong's comment.
MNP is the OJ of account companies.
Yeah, well, I mean, they definitely killed that deal for Edison Motors and that deal's waiter's boyfriend.
You need the papers.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The reporting on Canadian surveys is garbage.
The latest survey found that optimism has crept up slightly to 10% since hitting an all-time low of 8% in September 2023.
However, 62% of Canadians said they feel either pessimistic or angry with the respondent's equality split between the two sentiments.
What do you want to say to?
Like, people are upset.
Here's the literal headline.
Anger pessimism towards federal government reaches six-year-high nano survey.
Or they could also say that this is the highest pessimism and anger ever recorded in this survey.
No, it's a six-year high.
Trudeau's been around longer than that.
That can't be that bad, right?
No, no, no, no.
Since this survey, this annual survey started,
they have never had higher numbers on it because fuck that guy.
But CTV is just downplaying it.
Oh, it's just a six year high.
It's six year high.
Right.
This is, I mean, it's,
it's the exact opposite of what they do with climate change.
Right.
Oh, this is the highest number ever recorded.
Yeah, but you've only been recording for like a hundred and eight years.
years and the earth was around for like at least an hour or two before that.
We'll get to climate change.
But rather than just saying like, oh, it's a hundred and two year high.
This is, yeah, the next time we set a record for temperature, it's a hundred and two year high.
Operation Rainbow Shield.
Yeah, I came up with this in the shower the other day.
I think that this is, you know, I've talked about this before.
This has to be what they're doing.
let's get all the transvestite people in Canada
and let's put them in camo
and send them off to fight our wars
and then they'll take we'll put them at the vanguard
and then we'll have all the real soldiers going behind them
and the problem is going to take care of itself right
and honestly like
okay let me just you've still got this up let me just read this
a royal military college chaplain
who was hailed by the Canadian
Leave it there, leave it there
Don't touch it, don't touch it, leave it, leave it, go back.
Okay, Canadian military as an LGBT
champion on transgender day of visibility
Has been suspended following an alleged groping request
She's wearing fucking camouflage
On the transgender day of visibility
This is not a serious country we're in, Sean.
Okay, well, there's more to it.
You're killing me on this.
this side. We're supposed to move fast. And you want to sit for four minutes on each one. So I'm pushing on you.
I'll give it. We just had Drew McGilvery on from Veterans for Freedom on the podcast. You need to go listen to the
entirety because it is shocking what is happening in the Canadian military. And this is just,
this is just another thing. Chaplain Gale, the Canadian Armed Forces first openly transgendered
chaplain got busted and is being removed for you know what we just being removed slap on the wrist
is is is because of what it for two days or something we're going to find out too's
furries fuel furry fury fury fury students walked out of Utah middle school to protest furries a petition
was started online on Sunday with an initial target of 500 signatures a number of signatures
that was reached Wednesday, prompting the goal to increase to 1,000 signatures.
The school's furry population is accused of biting, scratching, spraying air freshener,
spraying air freshener on barking and chasing other students.
And, you know, I just got to say this.
Imagine your career is here, okay?
I don't really need to tell you, all I need to do is just turn it on.
And this is strudel getting interviews on ABC, okay?
It's a kid dressed up in a costume talking about furries.
I don't think it's a kid.
I think it's an adult.
I mean, it's hard to tell.
But this is a serious interview.
This is a serious interview.
And this furry is waving their hands around and emoting vehemently with their hands
with the big hand gestures like a fucking mascot at a hockey game.
Like just imagine trying to have like how many takes did it take for her to not just be like.
Well, I mean, like.
I just, I laugh, but you want and why nobody's watching this crap, right there, right, that, right there.
I would watch that.
I would totally watch that.
The whole thing was ridiculous and silly.
Why do you think we're talking about it today?
It's hilarious.
To point out how ridiculous and insane the mainstream media is, too, that's why it's on there.
Well, how come we never have furries on the show?
Maybe we should find one.
You get a furry out there listening?
Probably not.
But if we do, sure, I'll give you a couple minutes.
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the fuck did we just open?
You know?
big old you know anyway
the arrive can
not arrive
can't
Christian Firth
acute mental health flareups
okay he does not participate
they're not cute acute acute
he does not participate in the questioning today
because of mental and physical health reasoning
because he's got a doctor's note folks
everything we've done here
everything we've done okay
with the arrive can scam,
all the money that went there.
One of the guys literally didn't have to answer questions
because of stress, you think?
Because it was going to cause him undue stress.
Well, you know what?
I get the fact that sitting through that fucking hearing
was probably going to be pretty difficult for you.
But at the end of the day,
you can go home and lie down on your giant stack of fucking money
you stole from the rest of Canada.
So I think you're going to be all right.
And I don't know.
This is a Twitter from Just Binns.
It says same energy.
The top one said,
for the people listening,
it's two photos,
one of Christian Firth,
obviously in Canada,
and then the one of a Nigerian official fake feigning
after he was grilled about missing funds.
And,
I think we talked about that in an early mashup.
Like,
I mean,
like,
that's,
this is our version of it.
You know?
Oh,
yeah.
Yeah,
we're basically a third world country
where the politicians
in the,
connected people just funnel all the fucking money to do whatever the hell they want.
So yeah, yeah.
We're not too far from Nigeria right now.
Apparently Brenda says that he did answer some questions.
Okay.
All right.
So we've in fact checked live, which is good.
I appreciate that.
We have our own community notes.
We love it.
Yep.
Bring out you.
Bring out your dad.
Bring out you dad.
What is that?
Seriously.
Yes.
I thought, whoa, I just had.
to think about it. Bring out your debt.
Erica
DeSouza, Vera Nunes, was arrested
in the Act Tuesday for taking a corpse to ask for a loan
in Bangu in the West Zone of Rio de Janeiro.
De Janeiro.
The woman claims that she was the niece of Paulo Roberto Braga,
68 years old at the time of the incident,
bank employees were suspicious of the situation and filmed it.
That's because she literally had to hold his head up.
Erica was charged with attempted theft by fraud
and vilification of a corpse.
The accused defense claims the elderly man arrived alive to the bank branch.
He was alive when we got here.
This whole thing's absolutely silly.
And it was for $17,000, Rial, which works out to in Canadian dollars, $4,444.
Scroll down just a smidge there, too.
Oh, you can't see it anyways.
They blurt it out.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Get it out of there.
maze.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, if you watch the video, the video is like, it's pretty hard to watch.
I'm like, this is, this is awful.
Yeah, there was a video on Twitter.
Oh, I didn't see the Twitter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, yeah, that's, uh, he's only mostly dead.
He's only mostly dead.
He's only mostly dead.
He can still sign it.
He could still sign it.
Update.
Crime pays a lot.
The Toronto Pearson Airport Goldheist was such an inside job that the Air Canada manager
who gave police the mess.
A tour of the crime scene at the cargo warehouse from where it was stolen is now wanted for the $24 million theft alongside another Air Canada employee.
Precisely one year after the brazen and baffling theft,
Appeal Regional Police announced nine arrest warrants as part of the gold heist.
Five of the accused were arrested in Canada and have already been released from custody on conditions pending a trial.
Four more are wanted in Canada, although one, the alleged driver of the truck used to cart off the gold from the airport is in custody in the United States,
he was arrested after police stopped a car in Pennsylvania with 65 handguns in the trunk that were allegedly being smuggled into Canada.
Authorities said a portion of the proceeds from the stolen gold was used to fund a cross-border gun running plot.
They were, they, they, they, they, they, they, they'll, why, why? If you're going to steal the gold, why not just get the heck out of it?
Yeah, exactly.
Just get out of it, just done, done.
You get on a plane, you're already at the airport, you get on a plane, you go to a place with no extradition, and you're good.
they're like ah well i mean we're obviously geniuses because they're talking they're talking about this
on the mashup and how baffled everybody is we talked about this maybe a year ago year and a half ago
yeah yeah well a year ago and so yeah they're just like oh we're too smart we're too smart
again we're going to smuggle we're going to smuggle guns but he was driving erratically
with illegally tinted windows i'm not a huge expert on crime yet
I'm not ruling anything out in my later years.
But I would suggest that if you are going to be smuggling a bunch of illegal contraband across an international border,
A, stay in your fucking lane, B, don't do any illegal shit with the windows or anything else on the vehicle.
But how cool is it that the dude who the mastermind of the heist was the dude doing the tour for the police?
like oh and this is this is where the the gold was and this is the ventilation shaft that we
escaped through i mean they escaped through you know i'm thinking of the movie heat and uh they add in
the guy last minute and he almost blows everything you know and then he ends up shooting the cop
and and like they end up vallelmer you mean not val kilmer the the the the guy they've added
belcimer piccino uh piccino's a cop oh yeah yeah yeah they add in the guy last minute i'm like
This is the guy they added in.
He's the guy who gets busted it on.
The wild card.
Yeah, the wild card.
Yeah, that's the,
don't add the wild card in.
You're going to go do heist.
Legacy media doubles down.
Here, I'll bring up the senior NPR editor,
Uberliner has been,
well, that says Twitter.
It has been suspended from the Republic Radio Network.
He's served for 25 years after sharing concerns about bias in the free press,
quoted with declining rating,
sorry levels of trust,
and an audience that has become less diverse over time.
The trajectory for NPR is not promising.
Two paths seem clear.
We can keep doing what we're doing,
hoping it will all work out,
or we can start over with the basic building blocks of journalism.
We could face up to where we've gone wrong.
News organizations don't go in for that kind of reckoning,
but there's a good reason for NPR to be the first.
We're the ones with the word public in our name.
That's Uri Berliner, P-Body Award-winning senior editor at NPR.
Peabody.
Yeah.
So I would really like to see any, any established legacy, whether it's news, newspaper, whatever.
I'd love to see that anybody take this approach.
Because I tell you what, they would absolutely blow up.
They would be unstoppable.
Like if, if they just said, here's exactly where we fucked up.
Here's where we lied to you.
Here's why we lied to you.
We're sorry.
here's how we're fixing it going forward.
Yeah, that would be a huge game changer.
And this guy suggested it as the president of NPR in the States,
and they suspended them for it.
Now, technically, apparently he was only for five or 13 days or something like that.
It's not an indefinite suspension.
But when you're the one guy, when you're the one guy who's the voice of reason at the table,
and they throw you out the fucking window, where do you go from there?
Yep.
Where's, no, where there's.
smoke. What constitutes mathematical knowledge? What is included in mathematics? Who gets to decide?
These are some of the questions being asked in growing decolonization movement. Mathematics, quoted,
mathematics is a universal human phenomenon and students of underrepresented minority groups and
colonized people are starting to be more critical about accepting, unquestioning the cultural
hegemony of mainstream European-based mathematics, says Professor Rwana Ball from the ANU-Mathematical
Sciences Institute.
But in many...
ANU sciences, as in A-N-U-S?
Is their acronym really anus?
Anus?
Certainly looks like it.
But in...
What do you?
Just to have it happen.
Real quick before you get too far past it.
It's not European math.
Okay?
These are Arabic numerals that we use,
as opposed to the Roman numerals that we don't.
We use the Arabic ones, which is technically a misnomer because they were first used in India.
So it's, you know, cultural appropriation of cultural appropriation.
But the point is that it's not ours.
And lots of the stuff that we came up with was Muslim scholars that came up with.
There was this huge period of growth in the Middle Ages where everything that people, you know, towards the Industrial Revolution was building on,
it all got started in there right yeah yeah you know a couple greek things that were kind of neat
and whatever else but there was just parlor tricks for this stuff is built on on muslim scholars
francis widowson university university of lethbridge she's been on the podcast a while back folks
she talked directly to this right of of first nations trying to get um more into the changing how
mathematics and and different things work can't remember of mathematics or sciences in general um she's
talked about this right now this is this is this is this is
This is, it's just another instance of where, um, exactly what twos is pointing out.
It's, it's a strange thing going on.
Hey, it's the universal language.
Do you know why they call it that?
Because it's universal, Sean.
You can't, you can't handle the truth.
Uh, this is, this is crazy.
Can you just imagine this dude being a crackhead murderer?
It says,
The sheriff wrestled to fight the judge.
Sheriff wrestled a man to the floor of an Emmington courtroom after he tore off his shirt
and threw a punch following his conviction for killing a man in the local homeless shelter.
Jesus Christ, that eye is so fucking lazy.
It's going to vote for Nenshi when he wins the NDP leadership.
What do you want me to say here?
I don't even know what to say.
All right.
So he gets sentenced for manslaughter after him and another dude get put in like, I don't know,
the sobering up room of a homeless shelter.
The drunk tank.
Yeah, the drunk tank of a homeless shelter.
But it's not the drunk tank.
It's the meth tank.
Sure.
Because they're too messed up.
And so they're in there and dude thinks he's about to get raped.
And so he beats the other dude to death.
And then says that the reason why he's dead is because the cops broke his neck while they were administering first aid.
Correct.
Yeah, he's not Jeffrey.
Epstein guys. So anyway,
then he gets sentenced
and the judge, he's
confused about it. He's, he asks the judge, he's like, did you
just convict me a manslaughter? The judge says, yeah.
He takes his shirt off
like trailer park boys
Randy style and starts trying
to run at the judge.
This entire
story is ridiculous.
Yeah,
that, yeah.
Next one. Yeah, okay, sure.
I mean, what do you?
Two crackheads got in a fight in the sobering up.
One killed the other and took a swing at one of the cops in the courtroom.
That's the story.
Politicians ride the gravy train.
Gravy delivered to Ontario legislature sparks police investigation.
That's the headline.
The Toronto Police Service said officers were called to Ontario legislature just after 1130 a.m.
for reports of a suspicious package.
According to police, employees were evacuated from a small area of the building.
The suspicious package delivered.
the Queens Park was determined to be powdered gravy following a police investigation.
Police believe the item was intended as a joke.
And you go, out here we go, well, why?
And the Premier's office said Tuesday it had no information on the matter.
This is the second time in a week.
The gravy delivered to Queens Park has been made headlines.
And its Premier Ford was gifted a can of gravy the other time by Liberal Parliamental leader John Frazier after it was discovered that 48 of Ford's staff have made it on to this year's sunshine list, meaning they're highly paid.
Over 100,000 a year.
The gesture was intended to serve as a reminder of the Ford family slogan,
Stop the Gravy Train.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Doug Ford has lost sight of everything that he purportedly came from.
When you've got the liberals calling him out for being too greasy,
too many sweetheart deals, and spending too much money,
you really lost the plot, Doug.
Demands die in daylight.
Alberta government is offering a 7.5% wage increase in the midst of a collective bargaining with the government workers calling for a 26% bump. Can you imagine asking for a 26% bump?
It's over three years though.
Can you imagine asking for a 26% pay bump over three years?
No, no, it's insane.
More than 22,000 members of Alberta Union and provincial employees fall under the negotiations, the negotiations, the negotiations, the negotiations,
negotiations began this year, including workers and social services, corrections, and natural resource conservation.
Yeah, and then the government, well, the UCP came back and they said, we can do seven and a half percent, which is pretty damn generous, considering the fact that these are the people who overwhelmingly vote for the shit show politicians that put us in these situations.
right but I love how this guy named guy Smith weird name but whatever
Smith said negotiations should take place in good faith and at the bargaining table
not through the press listen motherfucker we're the ones who pay for it I feel like being a
prize in this situation is not unreasonable and he said there's no reason that any government
worker should sure let me start again there's no reason that any government worker should be
unable to afford food, clothes, and rent while working full-time for the government.
Motherfucker, you voted to make everything more expensive, and now you're dealing with
things that are more expensive.
This is actions and consequences.
Rubber Meat Road.
Finally, a Quebecer worth voting for.
Party Quebec-Coa leader Paul St. Pierre Plymond, and reiterated on Sunday his pledge
for a third referendum on independence should his party take power in the next election.
That's a lot of alliteration.
That sounds like something I would have written.
One thing is certainly, he said, our moment will arrive sooner than we think,
meaning not at some long-term idolized date, but in a few years before the end of the decade,
we will indeed experience a third referendum.
He said, the 47-year-old leader has driven, renewed focus on sovereignty since he took helm
of the 2020, after 2020 after the party's worst election showing in nearly 50 years,
but his spot atop the polls in recent months lent a new edge to his week.
weekend's pledge of a referendum before 2030.
This should all, this should be the happy news, really.
The, the guy leading the polls in fucking Quebec is a separatist.
This is great.
I want to do everything possible to help out this guy's political future and to ensure
that as many people as possible in fucking Quebec realize that this is just the best
way forward for everyone.
You know, I didn't think I'd ever hear.
year two's utter
Quebec
happy news together
you know that might be a first for the show
well you know what if this referendum goes forward
that's definitely going to be the happy news
I'll tell you that we will be
there to cover it if there's a if there's a referendum
mashup coverage of a Quebec we might even go to
Quebec for that I would totally go to
fucking Quebec for that go to Pierre's
stupid fucking airport
everything is climate change
global warming has slightly slowed the earth's
and it could affect how we measure time.
Time travel, folks.
A study published Wednesday found the melting of polar ice.
Oh, you want us to go fast through this.
Here's the deal.
I'm going to take over for a second.
I'm going to handle this segment, Sean.
Sit your ass back.
Melting polar ice is slowing the earth's rotation
with possible consequences for timekeeping.
Date March 27, 2024 in NBC News.
CBS News.
Earth is spinning faster than it used to.
Clocks might have to skip a second to keep up.
Published, March 27th, 2024, CBS News.
And if you go back, it's caused by ice melting at both of Earth's polls,
which has been counteracting the planets versus speed.
It's climate change.
Both the Earth is spinning slower and faster because of climate change,
according to two articles published on the same fucking day.
Buzz me.
Truths with Trudeau.
Here he is, folks.
He says,
and I quote,
an economy is only as strong
as it is optimistic.
Yeah.
So here's the thing.
It starts off as one of those,
well,
we need to build the economy
from the heart outwards.
Or I don't really think
about monetary policy.
Or,
what,
did you think I was not a good you Googleizer?
And when you think about this for a second, though, it's a pretty big cell phone.
An economy is only as strong as it's optimistic.
When you've got all of the investment capital fleeing a country because of capital gains tax increases,
the existing companies don't have as much to work with and the economy slows down.
And why does the capital flee?
Because of lack of optimism.
Nobody has faith in this country and nobody has faith.
faith in the idiot at the front of it.
The reason why this is turning into a shit show is exactly what he said.
As much as it sounds like a typical Trudeauism, there is a huge grain of truth in it,
and he's lying right at the center.
This is the biggest cell phone he's ever done, and he doesn't even fucking realize it.
Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare.
Squatters occupying Gordon Ramsey's 13 million Regent Park Pub restaurant have held a press conference
to say they're using our house, our house, to run a soup kitchen for the homeless.
Grade 2 listed York and Albany Pub and Boutique Hotel in a wealthy corner of Camden and North London
has been barricaded with kitchen appliances, cardboard boxes, and bike locks.
At least five men and one woman are understood to be inside with a legal notice pinned up on the door,
stating, if you want to get us out, you'll have to issue a claim or for possession in the county court or in the high court.
we are occupying this property under squatting law,
which is our right in this country.
They told the telegraph,
we run a free cafe for the community on Tuesdays and Thursdays,
although we hope to open more frequently describing them as Camden Art Cafe.
They said this is a civil matter between the occupies.
Camden Art Cafe,
Cack.
Does nobody think about acronyms anymore?
We understand.
Oh, man, I can't even read the rest of it.
You're squatting in a,
The Australian Science Institute, which is literally on the bottom of the earth, is anus.
And now we've got the cack squatters.
They're squatting on the cack.
All right.
So this isn't a typo.
This is Gordon Ramsey's fucking restaurant.
And it got taken over by a bunch of homeless people who have barricaded it with cardboard.
Oh, could you imagine how difficult would it be to get through that?
he's banging his head against the wall
not the cardboard one either
trying to get these schmucks out of there
but it's all tied up
we're into the new levels of land
of ridiculousness this the squatter stuff is
yeah uh covindic
covindication can't even pronounce it covindication
i invented the word but come on out i'm gonna
i'm working on it here the trudeau liberal government
spent 169.5
million on a sole sourced contract for emergency ventilators during the COVID-19 pandemic,
which are now being sold off as cheap scrap parts.
Ventilator parts were sold for as little as $6 a carton.
I don't know what to say here.
We spent like...
Is there anything to say here?
Is there anything to say?
I mean, it's probably worthwhile pointing out the fact that the people who bought them
as scrap said that the shipping labels were still on them.
They were all still intact in like the purchased shipping.
like they've literally never been taken out of the box.
And so now this is probably,
so Anita Annan was a minister of some other random fucking thing a few years ago.
And it was her husband.
They got this sole source contract for basically $170 million.
Well, it's not me.
It's not a conflict of interest because it's not me.
It's my fucking husband who got this deal.
Right.
No big deal.
No big deal.
Covind.
indication another week of it i i am enjoying the stories of it but it is i mean it's like obviously
they didn't get used one one life's great mysteries this is a headline from global news gas prices
surge in some parts of canada what's causing pain at the pumps i wonder a carbon tax
buzz me alberta might join the 20th century alberta is looking into possibly expanding liquor sales
into grocery and convenience stores
while no final decisions have been made,
a spokesperson for the Minister of Service Alberta said
in light of Ontario's recent decision
to change its liquor retail
model, the ministers of Service Alberta,
and our fearless red tape
reduction formed Minister
MLA committee to meet
with stakeholders
and provide advice to the ministers
possibly doing this. I didn't realize
honestly, the thing I learned out of this, I didn't realize
in December of 2023 Ontario announced
sales of beer, wine, cider, and ready to drink
cocktails will be allowed in convenience stores and all grocery stores by 2026.
That's what I learned out of this.
I mean, it's last week, it's last week we're arguing about a jug of vodka.
Now they're like, well, you can, you can, that's terrible.
But now we're going to allow it everywhere.
It's like, we'll make up your mind.
Like, are you trying to?
Well, this is not going to be for hard alcohol, I'm guessing, right?
But you're missing the point to.
How big of a deal is this?
We're worried about how much alcohol you can get for the price.
Now we're going to offer alcohol everywhere.
Come on, red tape minister, like, let's focus on things that actually matter here, please.
Can we just maybe get to the point of what your job title is?
And how much deliberation does this really need?
Basically, all your, the only worries here are looking at for special interests.
And I love how much I hate when news articles do this.
They'll interview somebody who has an obvious vested interest in being contrary into whatever's being floated.
So, for example, one liquor store owner said he believes the move to offer the products in grocery and convenience stores is, quote, completely unnecessary.
Ever since it was privatized back in the 90s, I feel like liquor stores have done a great job, says Abby Tour with Payless Liquor in Calgary.
In the liquor store industry, it's usually small business owners.
These aren't a lot of franchises.
No shit, the liquor store owner.
doesn't want you to buy to be have it in like of course he's going to say we've been doing a
great job and this is unnecessary because the more places you can buy it from the fewer people
are going to buy at his store and yeah sure there's small family businesses but like how is this
going to be any markedly different from when you've got the super store at the back of the parking lot
and the liquor store at the front of the parking lot you know a different a different version of this is
Linda Blades when they're talking about men and female sports.
They go talk to all the transgender women, but not the women, right?
Or they go talk to men, but not the women.
This is two's version with alcohol.
SAS Party surgically removes oversight.
The NDP took aim at a $14,000 donation from Surgical Center's Inc.
To the Saskatchewan Party, along with the fact that former finance minister,
Kevin Doherty is registered as a lobbyist for the clinic.
Quoted the private clinic has donated over 14,000 to the SaaS party, and what did they get?
They got a $6 million sole source contract for hip and knee surgeries, said Conway during question period in Wednesday.
Minister of Health Everett Niedley Hindley pushed back, arguing the contract was tendered through a request for proposals, an RFP, an open, transparent process that he would use to do this.
Not a secret.
He later walked that comment back and clarified it was actually not done through an RFP.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that was that was some other thing.
Whoops.
So everybody sucks here, right?
The SaaS party, and if I understand correctly, I mean, when I still lived in
Saskatchew and the NDP were in charge, so I didn't have enough money to donate to political
parties.
But I think that they're not limited in terms of donations in Saskatchewan.
So, yeah, 14,000 fair, fair chunk of change.
And then they get this six-figure deal, right?
Like, why the hell would somebody who.
runs a medical practice in Alberta
be interested in donating to the Saskatchewan party.
I think that stinks pretty fucking big.
But then at the same time, the NDP are like,
oh, well, this is such a bad thing.
You know what, you socialist idiots,
if you actually wanted to take this game completely off the table,
you could just open up the medical industry.
Wouldn't it be nice if there was like some smart people
working on a third party option in Saskatchewan?
Were you talking, I don't know, maybe Sask United?
We deserve better.
We deserve better.
That could have been for the last one too.
Here you go.
This morning's, this is Governor General of Canada.
This morning's diverse and distinguished panelists bravely shared their experience of online abuse
and how it has been impacted on their personal lives, work, and well-being.
Their courage sets the stage for all of us to raise our voices against online abuse.
Here you go, folks.
See if you can register a few of the pictures and who,
they are, okay?
Hmm.
I don't, hmm.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, isn't it weird that everybody seems to be mad at Teresa Tam?
Oh, and Fay Johnston.
Mm-hmm.
That woman is ugly.
And two's favorite hiding in the back there.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Hey?
Oh, my goodness.
Is that two's favorite right there?
It is.
It is.
I mean, I just, is it to me?
This is, this is fantastic, you know?
So anyway, this is, this is, this is,
They get all this backlash.
This is what's all of the online abuse and hate that the governor general has been getting online has nothing to do with the fact that she's a woman and has everything to do with the fact that she's running up hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of private catering flying around the fucking world.
Saskatchewan is.
Drew McKay, you son of a bitch.
How dare you?
You should know better.
Happy news. Okay, there's some things in happy news today.
Not to do with Quebec.
Drawing discovered, a rare drawing dating to the Revolutionary War.
It could be the earliest known depiction of, well, it goes on to say Colonial Women's
Role in the War of Independence, but it's a 1777 drawing by Pierre, Eugene Du Cementier,
the Swiss artist known for painting the first known portrait of George Washington.
And it was discovered in the apartment of an amateur collector by the curator of the
curator of the Museum of the American Revolution.
There it is, Tews.
You can see it, folks.
It went on to say, like, the women are in the cart with children, and they're following
the war effort, and they were there to cook and a few other things.
And then also, here, I'm going to pull up the...
I got it right here.
Oh, you got it right there.
Okay, okay.
So as Tuse plays this, okay?
Bob, yeah.
Here.
It'll listen.
Zoom in on it, too.
Oh, they're pointing to anything.
Bobons play with the crowd.
Say, you want chicken?
Here's your job.
He gave him chicken.
He's a man of the people.
So Chick-fil-A has this deal where...
If the opposing player misses two free throws in the fourth quarter's,
attendees win a free chicken sandwich.
And so Boban, Marjonevich, Houston Rock at 7 foot for his center,
missed his first three-throw.
and then everybody's chanting, you know, like chicken.
And he starts pointing and he misses his second free throw.
So everybody's getting chicken.
He purposely took a dive so that all of the fans,
it was a, it was a meaningless game, you know,
and like most of the Oilers ones,
except with better athletes.
And so.
He's a man of the people.
He's a man of the people.
He threw the throw,
as weird as that is to say out loud,
so that everybody in the audience could get
free chicken sandwich.
That was pretty cool.
That's unreal.
I would have done it in a playoff game.
Now,
now happy news.
Speaking,
speaking of the Emmington Islands,
I don't know about Calgary Flames.
I don't know if we know anything about the Calgary Flames.
I don't see their schedule out for the beginning of the playoffs.
But anyways,
if you're an Emmetton-Oiler fan,
game one,
April 22nd,
we get the LA Kings for the third straight year twos.
What are you going to be watching,
you know,
come playoffs?
Are you going to be watching anything?
I haven't decided yet.
Interesting.
Maybe a bit of all.
Also, here's something fun for all the mashup.
Anyone listening to the podcast, you should do it today.
You shouldn't wait.
You should do it today, okay?
It's a bracket set up.
This is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to copy it to the clipboard.
I'm going to put it in the chat going on right now for the people on the podcast.
I'll put it in the show notes.
okay and there you go bracket challenge use use password password to get in is SMP okay there you go
so it's all in there essentially if you go pick your bracket on who's going to win the Stanley Cup
have a little bit of fun the brothers roundtable starts on the podcast this coming week and
we're we're gonna have a little bit of fun pick your brackets the people who get first second
third each get in a silver coin from silver gold bolt one outs
person who gets dead last.
He's going to get a silver coin.
Yeah,
we're going to have a little bit of fun.
So even twos,
you know,
with his Calgary Flames,
sorry,
not in it.
Well, obviously I can't pick them.
Somewhere Marty Bose is listening to this
with his Calgary Flames,
not in it.
I get it,
you know,
and we're going to start this all over again.
I can't wait for next week.
Oilers probably going to be up to OILA,
and,
you know,
I can't wait to see what we got.
And I tell you what,
twos for next week,
I want you to have your playoff bracket ready.
We'll show,
each other's playoff brackets on who we got picked.
And then we can make fun of each other as we go along because for sure,
I'm going to get a bunch of things wrong.
Probably not the Emmington Oilers,
would say not the Emmett and Oilers.
I certainly won't get the Calgary Flames wrong because they aren't there.
I don't know why you've got to be such an asshole.
I'm surprised you didn't try to slide that into happy news.
Just twist the knife, hey?
Twist the knife.
I mean, they finished basically right on the bubble.
Were they 9th or 10?
They were in a tie for ninth.
They were a long way out.
They were a long out.
I think they called that.
I think it was like eight and a half.
Sucking the hind teeth.
Sucking the hind teeth, I think is what the Calgary Flames were doing.
There's no, there's no bad teeth to suck, Sean.
Okay.
What else do we got here?
Community notes.
You have June 22nd, Aaron Goodvin and Garrett McGregory in Marwain.
You have SMP presents.
Cornerstone Forum.
Two's going to be in here for that.
A whole bunch of others drew
Weatherhead Social Disorder,
Late and Gray, along with all the speakers.
It's going to be in town in Lloyd Minster, the Cowboy Preacher.
I could probably go on, Tanner in a day.
Shelby Boyd from the podcast is going to be on or there.
Anyways, there's four tickets left.
So if you're interested in coming to Lloyd Minster,
April 27th for a full day,
Chuck.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Is James Craig going to be there?
Who?
Jamie Sinclair. He's not going to be there.
Jamie Sinclair getting called out.
Yes, he's got things to do, it sounds like, on that weekend.
He's retiring.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think that's pretty retired.
May 11th, you got to walk and run fundraiser in Turtelford.
That's McKenzie Bloom.
All proceeds going to the MS Society.
We've been talking about the clunker dunker.
It finally went through Benjamin Thompson from Marwain won nine plus $1,000
by guessing the right date of the clunker.
Dunker, that'll be back.
When you to go through?
April 16th.
So April 16, three days ago, it went through.
Oh, yeah.
Um, we have the Unify, Unify conference.
Unify, Unity, Unify.
Where am I spacing?
We unify.
We unify.
Yeah, 2024 reclaiming Canada conference.
There's lots of big names going to that, including Dr. Peter McCullough.
Um, some of them.
Showed out to Kat Canada, Carla Treadway, as they're, uh, they're part of a helping promote
and push it.
And obviously,
we got time for both of those individuals
on this show.
So that's out in Victoria.
Have you ever had Cat Canada on your show?
I've never had Cat Canada on the show.
Oh.
Okay.
Yeah.
But that's out in Victoria, June 21st to 23rd.
So, you know, pros,
good event, great people,
cons is British Columbia.
But Victoria used to be a really nice place to go.
I don't know.
I don't know if it still is.
I feel like I'm just,
worried that every time
the next time I have to go to Vancouver,
Victoria, I'm just going to be waiting through ankle deep
human shit.
But there's an event there and you should go to it.
I'm
trying to pull something up here quick so people can see.
Okay, all right, well, you're working on that.
Here we got a new comment from Leanne Taylor.
She says, go Oilers.
Thanks for that, Leanne. You have been banned from the channel.
Can't wait, twos. Let's go Oilers.
F&A.
Sean's been muted.
hasn't realized it yet.
Let's go, Oilers.
Mashup 103 in the books.
We will catch you guys next week, 10 a.m.
here again for anyone on the podcast that is waking up Friday morning or Tuesday morning.
Tuesday is going, where the heck did you go Friday?
Why is there no episode?
Because we're live streaming 10 a.m.
And it gets released right after twos.
We'll catch up to you in a week.
We're going to see you in Lloyd in a week.
We hope to see a whole bunch of others here in a week's time.
Folks, mashup 103 in the book.
and we'll catch you next week.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
