Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 125
Episode Date: September 20, 2024222 Minutes hops on to discuss this week's headlines which include MLA Jennifer Johnson, heist of the week, poachers in Ontario, Carney getting handouts, the Mashup Effect, Green Steel not worth t...he subsidies and Kamala's newest voice. Mashup collection https://snp-8.creator-spring.com/listing/the-mashup-collection Text Shaun 587-217-8500 Substack:https://open.substack.com/pub/shaunnewmanpodcast E-transfer here: shaunnewmanpodcast@gmail.com Silver Gold Bull Links: Website: https://silvergoldbull.ca Email: SNP@silvergoldbull.com Text Grahame: (587) 441-9100
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Concert tickets have come so far in the past 10, 15, even like 20 years.
Like it's just, it's become so much better.
Remember what he used to have to go to the Saddle Dome or Sask Place and you wait in line to buy the ticket at the kiosk.
And now you can just do it online.
And then now, not only that, but you can see how everything's laid out for assigned seating.
And you can say, oh, well, I want that seat or I want this seat.
And as far as they've come, they're all a bunch of jack wagons.
Because the one thing that we all want to see on these websites is how tall is the guy standing in front of us?
Because it doesn't matter what concert I go to where.
There's always some giant fucking mongoloid bastard that evolution forgot about.
And he's always standing directly in front of me.
and ticket master if you're listening all you got to do is just be like oh well you know what let's just put the height of the person into the app and then you could say oh yeah you're going to sit in seat r26 and the guy in front of you is seven foot nine oh well you know what maybe i'll get r25 you want them to put the height of the person who bought the seat in front of you in the app yes
You know the best thing about your entire rant?
As soon as you said, I'm like, what a great word.
Jack wagon.
What a bunch of jack wagons.
That's what I feel like here on the mashup.
What a bunch of jack wagons.
Mashup 1.25.2s.
How goes to the battle this week?
The battle goes good, but I went to your hated Grey Eagle casino last weekend for a concert,
The Cult, which I was super excited about.
Some of the greatest songs ever written and performed are done by the cult.
and it was a shit show.
We stood in line for 45 minutes before we even got in.
It was so backed up by the time we even got in that they weren't even checking people's tickets anymore.
We got in, we sat down having missed the opening act entirely.
What?
Yeah, we were in line before the concert started.
It was like 10 minutes to 8.
The concert started at 8.
And we didn't get in until 35 after.
and the opening act was already cleared out.
So we missed the opening act entirely,
but they weren't even checking tickets
just in an effort to get people through the damn line.
Because they were just slow.
Well, they were checking everybody,
you know,
making sure they're not trying to sneak in booze or whatever else.
Sure.
And they just didn't have enough people doing it.
And so literally stood in line for 45 minutes to get in,
missed the whole opening act.
And like I said,
like they didn't check anybody's tickets.
We were there and it's kind of a weird setup the way they had it.
So there was a whole bunch of people who just stood beside the stage
because it was the only spot you could see from because they were all presumably standing
behind Mongoloid bastards as well.
And I was like, Mrs. Toes, I just realized something.
Nobody looked at our tickets and we're not sitting at our seats.
So really, we could have just not bought the tickets, walk through the door and stood
where we're at right now and saw it for free.
All right.
Leanne Taylor says, good morning, guys.
Good morning, Leanne.
And Murray Henderson says good morning as well.
So morning, Mr. Henderson.
Thanks for joining us again, Murray.
That's right.
Okay, what do we got on the go here?
We're going to bring up the mashup clash.
I think it's in the...
Well, here, I'll just send it again.
There, boom.
It's into YouTube comments, Facebook comments.
You can go to T-Spring, lick us up,
and there's some mashup memorabilia if you're so interested in.
It's happy Airborne Friday.
Jamie Sinclair called me this morning and he's got some ideas surrounding Airborne Friday.
So I was like, well, is it pertinent to the show?
And he's like, uh, not yet.
Does it exactly?
I think he, I think we're in talks to build a shirt or something for Airborne Friday.
So, um, I think, uh, teaming up with the military on that would be a few weeks so that we
You could do some kind of a fundraiser for for Remembrance Day.
Oh, I think that's a great idea.
Well, I think there's, there's something there with the military to do, uh, tues that I think would be a lot of fun.
Obviously, I just had, um, Mike Rood on talking about, uh, the Mephlequin, uh, saga in the Canadian military.
That was something this week that was, you know, uh, very interesting.
And so, uh, there's a way to, to team up with them and, and, and, I don't know, man, I'd
I'd rock an airborne Friday shirt.
I mean, on here all the time.
We got the Coots 2, 950 days.
I know that sentencing has happened and all these different things.
I think it's still important to bring it up.
That's Christopher Carbert, Anthony Olinick.
And I got a text from one of the ladies around that asking if I'd bring both of them on.
I don't know the full details of that yet.
And I'm like, yeah.
So maybe that's something.
Do you have to go down to Lethbridge and go?
I got zero details on it, just that there's a possibility of it.
So I don't know what that means.
Just send him a cake with a laptop hidden in it.
Just put a,
just put a ladder over the wall and just,
yeah,
yeah,
it's like Portugal.
UCP AGM update.
So on Friday, November 1st,
the mashup is getting a hospitality room.
It's going to have a,
I don't know,
a bartender with a cash bar or whatever.
And we hope that you,
the lovely listener here in Alberta,
We'll come on out and enjoy hanging out with us.
And we're working on anybody.
Anybody going to the AGM?
More than welcome to attend.
No extra price or tickets to show or anything like that.
It's just like a concert at the Grey Eagle Casino.
We're going to have a bunch of chairs set up.
We're going to do something.
We're going to do something.
We'll let you know in a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to show up some details.
But we are going to be there.
If you're listening to the mashup and you're like, wow, the UCP is doing things I don't
agree with and I would like to speak my mind. Not only can you go to the
AGM and speak your mind, but also come hang out with us and
get in on some fun live entertainment.
That's right. Okay. I don't think there's it. Have I skipped anything
Tuesday yet? No, no. Here we go. We got to address some concerns from the
listeners. Okay. The Lord's name. This was on Twitter. It said, hey,
twos in a recent podcast, Sean made a point that some of your fans are
concerned with you using our Lord's name in vain.
I love your podcast, but I would reluctantly say Sean is correct.
At least could you have a more diverse and inclusive approach to this issue?
Can you also curse other religious leaders like Buddha, Muhammad, and Obama?
I love it.
This is the perfect response because, I mean, my take on this, which is a little bit harsh,
but I think you could agree if you really wanted to look at it from a little ways back as
fair, is that.
I have no issue with people drawing pictures of Muhammad because that's not my religion.
And I don't consider myself a Christian.
And so it's not really my Lord's name that I'd be taking in vain.
But I do like the fact that I feel it's important to treat people equally.
And it brings up a really good point.
Like, why are you only picking the one Lord's name?
Why not pick all of them?
And so I'm going to try and do that.
going he's going to try and curse Obama from now on is what you're trying to
we're going to try and hit every major minor religion cult you name it okay because that's
fair I don't like singling people out and so you know I'm agreeing with you and I'm going to
work on it now he's working on it he said I'll probably slip up from time to time but
if you guys can give me a little bit of grace as I attempt to grow as a person I would
appreciate it.
You know, he put that in the headlines.
I'm like, what the heck is he talking about?
Okay, I get it.
All right.
Carney capitalism.
This week reported, it was reported that Brookfield asset management of which
Carney is the sitting chair is pitching Ottawa on a 50 billion asset fund that would
be seated by as much as 10 billion in federal dollars.
Tell me, it's not so, twos.
This means that Carney is taking on a new job at the right hand of the prime minister at the
precise moment that he oversees a company seeking to secure one of the largest
contributions of federal cash in the country's history. No, folks, you cannot make this up. This is
the news. This is exactly what you would expect, by the way. Nobody's surprised by this.
September 9th, Carney was appointed as senior economic advisor to the prime minister and put
in charge of the task force on economic growth. However, Kearney will be employed by the
Liberal Party of Canada rather than the public body to the prime minister's office. This will have
the effect of insulating
Carney from the usual ethical
disclosures and conflict of interest
rules, which all it is is exposure
anyways, and would follow
a senior government staffer on the public payroll.
So, this
all in time with Trudeau
announces Mark Carney is, okay, I'm rereading
the tweet now if you're not, if you're just listening,
Carney is good friends with
Telesat. I'm skipping
ahead to a couple things here. I just wanted to bring
this in on Carney as well. I realized that the guy
basically just
got his butt worked into the seat at his new job,
and he's already lining up billions of dollars of friendly deals for his company and his buddy's companies.
Yeah, so Trudeau announced $2.14 billion for Montreal's Telasat to build remote area broadcast network.
And that's going to this Elon Musk.
We'll talk about this in a bit.
But Elon Musk says he can do it for half that at least.
And once again, this is Mark Carter.
We're skipping ahead.
I know.
I know I'm skipping.
I'm just bringing up Carney.
Can I just bring up?
Jim Jones, damn it, Sean.
Oh, man, $125 is going to be fun.
It's already going to be fun.
Buzz yourself already.
Minus the fact.
You don't want to talk about Carney?
And the fact that...
I don't know.
We've got other stuff to talk about when we get to tell sat.
Okay.
I'll buzzed.
I'm buzzed.
I'll honor the buzzer.
I'll honor the buzzer.
Fed's working over time to piss us off.
Uniformed RCMP officers ranked among the highest of all government agencies
filing more than 4444.
point five million in overtime last year.
More than 11,000 sworn members of Canada's federal police services pocketed 10 grand
worth of overtime in 2023, while the largest payment to a single worker listed at $242,000.
Civilian RCMP employees earned 19.2 million in overtime last year.
The CBC paid its employees 27.2 million in overtime last year.
One employee of that took home 62,000.
And Franco Tarzanum was quoted saying,
we're paying for tens of thousands of extra bureaucrats,
hundreds of millions of dollars in bonuses every year,
ballooning costs for consultants,
and now we're seeing the government forking out
hundreds of millions of dollars in overtime costs.
Basically, the article laid out every possible amount
that was paid in overtime, folks.
And where the hell is any of this work getting done?
That's the thing.
You would think,
I'm working overtime right now.
With all of this overtime,
there would be just, oh, the RCMPs racking up hundreds of thousands of dollars of overtime per person in some cases.
Oh, well, I'm guessing there's going to be no more crime on the streets.
Oh, wait, it's way the fuck up.
Revenue Canada has expanded by what, like 40% in the past few years and they're racking up a ton of overtime?
I bet you if I call in, I won't even be on hold.
Nope, I'll be on hold for 57 days.
Now, to be clear, it was 57 days to get a reply to an email.
I was being a little bit hyperbolic.
Just in the interest of not having to issue an apology or correction later on.
Daniel Smith annoys everyone of the week.
Jennifer Johnson, this thing has gone absolutely viral.
Like, I mean, you have everyone.
You had JK Rolling talking about it.
Yeah.
In the days leading up to the vote on May 20,
We're going back a couple of years.
Premier Smith said that UCP's decision to keep Johnson out of caucus was final after first saying she could be given a second chance.
Recently, however, Smith mused during a UCP town hall in Reddear that Johnson could soon rejoin the UCP.
And she was quoted saying, give her a chance to speak, you know, put her on the record, what she meant, what she really said and how she really feels.
The premier said during the town hall.
Now, a whole bunch of things have unfolded.
This is one here.
Marco Van Hogan boss put out on Twitter.
It was the Premier's office statement.
Premier's office statement, sorry, quoted.
There has been no decision to allow MLA Johnson back in the caucus.
She's doing good work as an MLA in session and in estimates,
but she has some work to do to rebuild trust and relationships and the LGBTQ plus community.
That work is ongoing.
Tews are you showing?
Do you want to show the video?
Do you want to go back and listen to the audio?
Where do you want to start?
You know what? Let's
Here.
Because I look at
We're sure.
Here we go.
Let's just.
She'll just touch on a few, a little bit more about that.
Hi, Jennifer.
I really want to thank you for meeting with us today and taking the time to try to signal that this is more of a priority for you.
Absolutely.
Glad us to meet with you all.
Yeah, thanks for having us.
Before I would ever say, though, this was a productive meeting and be counted to the
list of contacts that you've reached out to during the queer community. I have to know a few
things of where you sit. Will you state on the record right now that trans women are women?
I've never been asked that before. Will you say that on the record right now? No, I want to have
some time to think on that. Okay, well, that's me. Have a great day. And I will be speaking out against
this meeting because you are clearly not ready to have this. So I'm not going to be added to the
list of meetings that you are going to have with people where you say, well, I'm miss.
this person and this person because no no no no you can't say i've had these consultations
and use that as justification for you to work your way back in the caucus which is why we know
you're really here this only happened so anyways this goes on for a little bit but that's the gist
of it um the whole rest of the video is this dude with long hair berating her for not immediately
embracing her flawed because let's be honest it's a very flawed uh world view
you.
And just spends the whole time bullying her.
Well, I mean, okay, well, here's the thing.
Okay, right on, no, no, no, no.
Right off to bat.
Okay.
So the whole idea of her reaching out to these people is that she can gain more understanding
and that she can learn more about this whole group and everything else like that, right?
Where it starts to is she made comments about, uh, yes, okay.
LGBT, where it starts, because I wanted to understand this.
So I went and dug up the original audio so I could listen to whatever audio,
all these articles are saying she equates trans people to feces.
So I'm like, what the heck is it?
What?
What did she say?
And I don't know, do you want to play the audio or do we just want to talk to it?
Before you went, and so you did, you made them.
And before they came down to go to this movie, you said, help yourselves, guys.
Who made these tonight?
I hope this didn't happen here.
As they were about to eat it, you said to them, enjoy.
I only put a teaspoon of poop in them, but it doesn't.
matter because it's only a teaspoon and a whole batch.
So you pick which one is good.
Yeah. And they obviously
put the cookie. This is not a true story.
So we can be top
3% but that little bit of poop is what
Rex is what we're saying. Right?
And it is when we've got furied in the classroom.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
These kids who are identifying as cats and the teacher
puts a litter box in the classroom for them
and girls saying I'm not a boy anymore
when they're seven years old and transitioning at
14 years old and getting my
So, okay,
it starts there,
and this is the original audio
recording. So it's a strange,
when I listened to it, I was like,
that's a strange analogy,
poop and cookies, but what she's pointing
to, right, analogy or not, it was a poor,
I, like, to me, I'm like,
okay, it's a poor analogy, but what she's
talking about is furries in the classroom,
young kids transitioning,
on and on and on, which is,
in fact, where a whole bunch
of us sit. Okay. So then you fast forward to the video that went absolutely viral where a guy or
a trans woman is trying to say the only way this conversation continues is if you say trans woman
is a woman. I believe it. Correct. Regardless of science, biology or anything like that,
it's a very bullying tactic. Well, it's a more and I don't care. It's a trans woman isn't a woman.
So like just get over it.
Life,
life moves on.
And then from there, though, you know, then it's, okay, the trans woman, if you listen to her,
hits it bang on.
The only reason you're doing this is so that you can get back in caucus.
And this is where it comes out that, you know, like the UCP government is doing things
similar to what is happening to Jordan Peterson.
And the comparison, you know, when you start to look at it, well, I mean, the shoe fits.
And that's what it kind of looks like, too.
Am I wrong?
That's absolutely what it looks like.
The idea being, oh, you know what?
I met with these people and I talked with these people and we had some good conversations
and everything's fine now, kumbaya.
That seems to be the exact idea of being presented here.
And so, and then that's what that tranny had to say right before he, you know, stood up to take
a pass was that you're doing this so that you can get back in and I'm not going to count.
towards the quota that you're using towards this.
It's funny though. In fairness to that
trans, in fairness to that
person, they were bang on with exactly
what's going on. You're like, that's actually
factually correct. But I don't have
to agree with you on this call. That's not
what I think. And that's okay. And the whole
thing about the conservative movement is
supposedly where this big tent, where you
can have differing ideas.
But what this is showing
and what a lot of people are saying
is that's not exactly true on
a couple of key issues. And this
one of those hot button issues where you should just zip your lip and move on, right?
That's what, that's what it looks like to me.
Yes.
Here's a couple of thoughts on that, though.
It's like, first off, did we learn nothing from the lockdowns?
Did we learn nothing from saying, okay, yeah, there might be a lot of really loud people saying
some really crazy things, but if we just stay the course, we're going to be right in the long run.
This is the exact same thing, whether they want to admit it or not.
because eventually people are going to say,
yeah, you know what,
it was kind of a crazy time.
We cut off a lot of people's dicks
and we sterilized a lot of people.
No hard feelings though, right?
We're going to have the exact same conversations.
Well, the thing is,
is that a myocarditis, it's mastectomies.
I'm about to hit the buzzer,
but I just want to say that once again,
nobody cares what you do when you're an adult,
but people do care.
a lot of us when it comes to the classroom and when it comes to kids and when it comes to the
things being held from the parents and so i go back i go back to where she's talking it's a poor
analogy but it gets completely then it gets pushed to this you know you go read the mainstream
articles and you're like parent trans the feces like where's this coming from oh okay i get the i see
what they're doing and then you go but it's just you know like we're going to get to kaelin ford here
at some point and
It's just this is what we've got to get past.
She could just come out and say,
this is what I meant.
And I don't agree that trans women are women.
And you can hate me for that,
but that's my thoughts.
And a whole bunch of people would probably be like,
this woman's right.
I mean,
they voted her in in her constituency.
Some people believe that.
A lot of us do.
The only people who should care about this thing are her constituents.
Because if her constituents say,
actually, yeah, yeah,
we completely disagree with.
all this stuff and everything she says is bad and we don't want her there anymore.
Well, that should be listened to, okay?
But some central governing body based in Edmonton should not have the decision on who
represents people in Lacombe.
Now, the other thing is, is how much more goddamn time are the UCP going, how much time,
effort, resources, goodwill are the UCP going to spend trying to cater to people who will
never vote for them.
We'll never vote for them.
Right.
Real quick.
Sandy says Pride Lecombe, Pride Pinocca, and Central Alberta Pride, reached out to
Johnson to take this meeting.
It wasn't Smith.
That's sure, absolutely.
What we're saying is that this absolutely reeks of it being a backroom deal where
the deal is, is you get this amount of people and you can say this amount of stuff.
And at this designated time, we're going to push forward and let you in.
We're not saying it was Smith who said this.
We're saying that this sounds like the directive from on high.
Well, and I would like to point out to me when I look at the situation, yeah, okay, so she's going on and she's talking to this different people.
Now it's in the public view, right?
You have this video where when you go and watch it, you go like, whether you agree or disagree with what Johnson saying.
I don't think of the day.
I'm going to assume 99% of conservatives go, I don't.
think she actually she just said i'd like time to think about it we can agree to disagree and on and on
and on it's a pretty you know and so all you could have taken this situation and went we're just going to
allow her back in the ucp we think her time of being uh throwing in front of the bus for saying some
things and she's tried and she tried being and instead it's like well we're going to hold her out for a
bit longer because it's it's a little bit of a mess and it's pretty hot situation right now well at some point
you're just going to have to find a way to pony up to the table and get in front of some of these things and start being a leader.
That's my personal take on it.
I could be absolutely wrong here.
But I just look at it.
It's just blowing up.
This is like a giant thing right now.
If you're trying to be everything to everyone, you're going to be nothing to anyone.
And Tuesday makes a very good point.
You're never getting these votes ever.
No, they don't want to vote for you.
So, you know.
Maybe we could put some of that effort.
into the Alberta pension plan.
Okay. And then Diana says, why is it always trans women or women and not trans men or men?
Right. Once again, it's males trying to take women's rights away. Well, I mean, it's almost all
that way for sure. And the few places where women have an advantage, they just don't seem to
have grasped the opportunity yet. I mean, yeah, so there's there's the Twitter profile of this
dude who got in the confrontation with Jamie Johnson.
But I mean, yeah,
trans-fam and communist drag, comrade for those listening.
Yeah.
For those women who want to transition to being a man,
you need to seize the opportunities where you have the advantage.
You know, like, okay, most sports, sure, it goes the other way,
but there are sports where you have an advantage if you're competing against men,
things like curling, where a big part.
part of the game is sweeping and yelling.
Shall we move on?
Heist of the week.
Ooh, I feel like we haven't had one of these in a couple weeks.
The Salt Lake County Sheriff's Office has arrested four people in connection with an unusual
theft of copper from Rio Tinto-Kennacott's mining operations.
The scale and value of the copper is what has stunned the deputies.
The total value of the recovered items was estimated at $147,000.
But earlier this month, they were contacted.
by the mining operation reporting that a theft of 8600 pound mold and a button that weighs
6,000 pounds and copper plates were all stolen.
That's what it is.
How big of a pair of pants does it need to be that the button on it weighs 86,000 pounds?
Are you happy to see me?
We're really catering too far to the body positivity people at this point.
Okay.
By the way, I just want to point out that while you gave me a blank stare at that, you're
joke.
Carrie Ann says, I'm a big curler and that was funny.
So thank you, Carrie Ann.
I appreciate that.
Sure.
Okay.
But yeah, yeah, somebody stole a whole shit ton of giant copper molds and buttons and
things like that.
And then they got busted.
Because I feel like they're probably pretty hard to hide.
Trump assassination two.
Actually, it's almost like three.
Electric Bugaloo.
I don't know, Tuse.
What would you like to say?
They're trying to kill Trump.
They've tried multiple times now.
And, you know, the two people had both connections to Black Rock.
So there's that.
What else would you like to say on the old electric boogaloo?
Well, it seems like the only thing Democrats can actually get around to killing and killing well is the economy.
Babylon B had a great headline
Biden promises next Trump assassin
will be a woman of color
playing into the equality there
I liked it
it's just the
fact I want to point out the fact
that this is now happening so frequently
that it's barely even a blip in the news
It's barely even a blip in the news
The first one was gone in a few days
and the second one was like oh yeah they try it again
all right well yeah I guess I don't know
We'll see if they can kind of, you know, third times a charm.
Right.
I mean, they're 0 for two right now.
They're basically starting to season off like the Oilers do every year.
He sneaks in it.
Like he's a Calgary Flames fan, folks.
Carry on.
Welcome to the Gun Show.
The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have lost 205 firearms,
205 firearms since 2020,
including more than 120 handguns,
at least five fully automatic.
weapons like machine guns we're talking. The data which was obtained through an access to information
request also shows that nearly a dozen RCMP firearms have gone missing so far this year. In total,
122 handguns, 55 shotguns, 23 rifles, three submachine guns and two machine guns have been
reported lost by the RCMP detachments across the country since 2020. Also, I would just like to
slide in there. The federal firearm buyback program has cost taxpayers nearly $67.2 million since 2020.
and they haven't collected a single gun.
I mean,
that's kind of happy news,
but,
uh,
you know,
we seem to waste money in different ways and the fact they're not collecting
guns.
I'm okay with that.
Uh,
I mean,
I'd take the money back,
but anyways,
they're losing guns,
twos.
Yeah.
And the thing about it that really bothers me,
Sean,
is that a private citizen,
somebody who has an R pal,
if you lost a,
uh,
a restricted or a prohibited firearm,
or like one of the actual
prohibited firearms from like pre-2020
one of those fuckers
you
you'd be in jail for so long
that Anthony Olenick's kids
would be like
you you'd never
Robert Picton you
you'd be gone forever
because that's how it is
and yet when the RCMP
205 guns
in the past four years
that's a gun a week
are you
are you insinuating there's different
rules for us and them i don't i don't know too definitely different no i don't know you know where the best
you know where the best place to hide after you commit a murder is behind a badge um so here like
yeah i saw that one on twitter the other day and i was like that's dark but i like it but um yeah
it's just it's a rule a set of rules for me and a set of rules for thee and it drives me up the wall
RCMP should have more stringent laws to follow than citizens, and politicians should have more stringent laws than the RCMP.
That's it.
Baffoon blunders and bid to buy by-election.
Canada's chief electoral officer says it's time to review candidacy rules after a massive ballot caused delays in declaring by-election results for the second time this year.
Ballots for Monday's by-election in the Montreal riding of LaSalle, Emerd-Burd-Burdoun included the names of 91 candidates,
Special ballots nearly a meter in length had to be printed to accommodate all the names.
The overlay large ballots caused delay in vote counting and a final result wasn't announced until 2.45 a.m. in the morning.
All right. So first off, this is, we had Donovan X from on here before.
He ran, he actually ran in this one again.
If you were to zoom in on this picture, you'd find his name on there again.
So he ran again in Quebec.
What a beauty.
What a beauty.
So shout out to Donovan.
Hope you're doing well.
How many votes he got?
We should have found that out before this started.
Oh, wow.
That would have been great.
I didn't look it up.
I didn't look it up.
That's a good thought.
And so this is actually a smaller ballot than the one they had for the Toronto mayoral election.
And longest ballot Twitter account pointed out that the Toronto mayoral election didn't run into issues.
So if this ballot's smaller, where's the problem?
And I would say that that's a fair comment to make.
But I guess the big takeaways from here are that the NDP held on to an NDP stronghold in Winnipeg by their fingernails.
And that the liberals lost another seat in a by-election, this time to the blockheads because that particular one was in fucking Quebec.
This is where David Lemetti used to represent.
And so now the liberals suck so much that they're losing seats in fucking Quebec.
And so, yeah, you love to see it happen.
Kelsey Peterson, boo-hoo.
Fair enough.
I think that's about them losing.
And then here we go.
Next one.
By-election fallout.
Quoted, I believe we're going to win everything, Prime Minister,
Justin Trudeau responded when asked this week whether he thought the liberals will win Monday's by-election in Verdun.
And then quoted, we've got everything going, man.
Trudeau declared as he dashed out of his party's final caucus meeting Wednesday in the Nimo, a big smile on his face.
That's the part that you got from this?
Did you read this article?
I did.
Okay.
His office and party officials tried to allay concerns through a series of presentations before an open mic session with the prime minister.
They aired clips from Sylvester Stallone and Rocky Balboa
and Al Pacino's famous speech in the football film any given Sunday.
He literally went up there and showed probably the montage of Rocky
with the,
dun dun dun da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
You're getting a live look folks at how me and twos both read an article and what
sticks out to us. It's the movie clips for twos and it was me thinking that Trudeauze lost his mind.
Just imagine the pure narcissism. Yes, I agree.
Doing a slideshow, like a PowerPoint presentation about how right he is. Imagine how
narcissistic you'd have to be to do a PowerPoint about how right you are.
All I'm saying is I think we're both pointing out the same bloody thing just in two different parts
of the article. At least that's because I got the same thing that he, this guy is insane.
He's a complete narcissist at this point.
He believes they're going to win.
He walked in, showed motivational whatever to his group and walked out and even in it.
It talked about how the reporters thought he was acting kind of bizarre.
Like, are you watching the same thing?
Oh, yeah, we're totally going to win.
And it mentions in there they're going to win a riding out west.
And they're like, they didn't even come close.
They didn't even come close.
But like just just picture.
Picture yourself in a boardroom or like a whole.
hotel, you know, conference room with Justin Trudeau at the front pointing to clips of Rocky
Balboa and saying, hey, that Apollo Creed guy looks just like me.
This year's Russia gate.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry, I need to come back to this. I almost forgot the really
important part of, of this article.
Never was sexed the buzzer.
No, but this is, this is worth it. This is worth it. Okay. So the thing about it is, is
that Justin Trudeau unleashed is the Liberals' new weapon in their battle with Pierre
Pauliap. The Liberals' plan going forward for Justin Trudeau is to take him off script
and let him go absolutely speaking his mind and saying whatever comes to him
without the constant harness that he's been put under, which is basically them saying,
we can't get this guy to fucking quit. So let's give him enough rope to hang himself.
It should be interesting times here in the next couple of weeks.
Oh, I hope that's what happens.
Okay, but that was the other, other important part that you mentioned in the article.
This year's Russia Gate.
So, do you, I don't know where to start Tuesday.
Do you want me to bring up this, this?
Do you want to start here?
The Prairie Paul, or do you want to go to Jack Canada?
Yeah, let's go with that.
Read out that tweet.
Okay, okay.
So here, let's start here, okay?
I'm voting liberal next election because the conservatives are now little more than a Russian asset.
Russia has been the enemy of democracy and freedom for as long as it matters.
And though democracy is complex,
it is the best thing humans have created to live together in a society.
And then it goes on to say,
okay, yeah, sure.
And then it goes on to say,
and to be clear,
the conservatives are a Russian asset.
And beyond that,
they are nothing,
a hollow shell,
an empty space,
they offer Canadians nothing whatsoever.
They are entirely devoid of talent or ideas,
except those that come from the Kremlin.
I'm going to go absolute brass tax on that and debunk it in the simplest way possible,
which is probably still going to be too complex for somebody like that to understand.
But here goes.
Imagine that you are a dictatorial overload or overlord on the other side of the world
and your quasi-adversarial rival is having a democratically,
Democratic election.
Do you want somebody who, yeah, isn't really going to change much,
goes whichever the way the wind blows,
but we'll do a few things to make the country less shitty?
Or do you want the guy in charge of your rival country
to be the one who puts tampons in the men's bathroom
of the fucking barracks?
There is no fucking way
that Putin wants anybody other than Justin to win this election.
At all.
You want to show the video?
Trudeau talking?
I'm going to bring up
bring that up and then I'm on to show Mark Gertes.
It's an advocacy on this unbelievably important issue.
It's extremely alarming that Russia is pushing its propaganda
in our democracy, but even more appalling
that they're using far-right Canadian
conservative influencers to divide Canadians.
We must all stand against this.
I call on all parties, including the Conservative Party of Canada,
to stand up and investigate these.
allegations and follow up on it.
Let it get through committee.
Okay.
So then, you know, this comes back to Cat Canada, right?
The whole thing, she's a Russian, you know, working for the Russians, being funded by the Russians.
And then here's Mark Gerritsen, the guy who said that.
And he would say, I would like to sincerely apologize to Cat Canada for my previous post in
which I alleged that she is funded by Russian government.
Canada is a democracy.
And in context of debate over political issues or current affairs, things can get sometimes,
can sometimes get more heated than they should.
I should have not made this statement regarding cat.
I will be personally donating $1,000 to the Loves and Fishers Community Food Bank in the NIMOBC,
a charity chosen by cat.
And so that's the, I guess, part of the saga.
That's the fallout.
So basically, they went to them and said, what you did was commit libel.
And we will sue your ass unless you issue an apology.
and make a donation to a charity.
And then he did that.
Because that's the only way that that tweet ever shows up
is if he overstepped something legally
and then they offered him this slightly easier way out.
Yes.
And meanwhile, you have Prime Minister Trudeau going
these far right extremist influencers, right?
I mean, I'm adding more.
Yeah, we care about Russian interference.
We don't give a shit about Chinese interference.
We've got 11 MPs who,
who are openly.
I would be,
I will eat this fucking hat if Yuanpaul Wu isn't a Chinese agent.
There is no way that Senator Yuan Paul Wu is not.
And I'll eat my hat if he isn't.
Okay.
But we don't care about that.
We're going to hide that for years.
Hide that during an election.
But then you get this thing that,
you know,
there's still a lot of fallout to figure out and everything like that.
And they're jumping all over it.
here's the thing send me call me up for this for this um you know call me up for for talking all this
stuff out they'll be like yeah we want you to come to ottawa i'll be like fuck that you guys can
talk to me over zoom that place is a shithole and i'll get there on zoom i mean like i don't have to know
i don't have to be paid by russia to know that you guys are a bunch of idiots all i do is look
at the basic economics of things and where you guys get caught in lies and where you have conflicts of
interest. Now, if that's Russian disinformation, you should probably go after everybody who reports
it because we don't make our own news. We talk about what's going on in the news.
I'd like to just point out that happy for cat that, you know, because that's a crazy thing to
be put out there and happy to hear that there's some, I don't know, good news coming out of it,
I think. So good for her.
Patricia, sorry I'm late. Work gets in the way. In my defense, I was chatting with
a co-workers about last week's show
and all the shit I learned from you too.
That's good.
We'll take it, Patricia. Yeah.
Yeah. Just, you know, set an alarm next time
or something like that, right?
Be better.
Be better.
This week in cat killing,
I don't,
okay, the mayor of Fort Saskatchewan
is advocating for people to deal with
feral cats themselves.
Do you just want to show a part of the clip?
Do you want to show that?
Like, I'm curious what Tuesday is going to say.
to this. I'm
as excited as everyone else
sitting on the edge of their seat for what
Tuse is about to say to this video.
It would be cruel to say,
but it would be interesting
that if people could
deal with them themselves, like
I'm going to say in the old days when you lived
on the farm. Now, be
careful because when you lived
on the farm, if there was cats they threw
them in a bag and through them in the river where they
just put them on the exhaust pipe.
So that's how they
It's okay
I grew up on a farm
I knew what happened back then
So anyway
This is in Fort Saskatchewan
This is the mayor talking about how they have cats
Overrunning everything
Now
I feel like we could take some of the people from Springfield, Ohio
Would possibly move them up there
And the problem solved themselves
But PETA actually spoke up about this
And how cruel it was
which is interesting because PETA
PETA kills a shit ton of animals
like their whole giant facility that they have at their headquarters
almost all of it is a freezer for all of the animals
that they've euthanized but haven't been able to dispose of yet
like they just basically run a shredder
because it's more humane to kill them and they don't have room to keep them
which is exactly why you kill cats
I just want to say that you know
this is this is relatively a nothing burger
you know like if you sit around and talk with old farmers and you just you just hear him tell some stories
about having some issues and what they did to deal with it it's like this is nothing new to any farm
kid like any farm kid has heard stories like this before but it being said in city council you know
somebody should just nudger and said probably not the time of place on camera i just probably wouldn't
say that yeah yeah like now that it's been said it's like well i mean that's just the way
once again you always have the opportunity does it's
I mean, at the end of the day, you have the opportunity to just go, listen, that's what used to happen on the farm.
I'm not encouraging everybody to go out and grab all these things.
And I don't know.
I don't even know what to say.
I got the video set.
I'm like, oh, well, that's Fort Saskatchewan for you.
Yeah.
And then here's another great comment coming in from Chad.
You rock twos and flames rock oil suck.
Chad, stop it.
I'm hitting that up and just leave it up for the rest of the episode.
And Diana Thomas here.
She just made people responsible for the.
their own environment instead of overlaughting via government. That's exactly it. If you feel like
there's too many stray cats, there's several really easy ways to solve this. Good take, Diana.
I appreciate that take. Yeah. Rats fleeing the ship of the week. Federal Transport Minister
Pablo Rodriguez is set to announce he's stepping down from cabinet as the Quebec lieutenant on
a lieutenant on Thursday, but he'll remain an MP.
The longtime cabinet minister also plans to announce on Thursday he's running for the leadership
of the Quebec Liberal Party.
Just another one, too's.
Yep.
See you later.
Another one in a long line.
And then here's a tweet from Kristen Hopper.
And I feel like if he ever started listening to this show or following me or we could
sit down and have a beer, he and I would become best friends.
Do you ever have like that person from afar that you're like, if we could sit down for five
minutes, we'd be best friends, but, but I can't even get you to look at my direction.
That's Tristan Hopper for me.
Here's a perfect example.
Here's him saying rejected pitch, a daily cartoon from now until federal election that
never once deviates from the rats fleeing a sheep sinking ship cliche.
This month alone would have had Singh jumping off the sinking ship, Mark Carney boarding the
sinking ship, and Melanie Jolie's husband getting insider contracts on the sinking ship.
It's like he watches the mashup, except he doesn't watch the
the mashup.
We wish he did.
You know what?
I'm going to bug Brian about that.
Pass a few.
Because they used to work together at the National Post.
And be like, can you just pass this along to Tristan and, you know, just see if we
can become friends as a result of it?
Or maybe we could have them on for a quick little segment, you know?
Could have a little Brad fleeing the ship, stagment on the own show.
Hey, well, that's, I mean, we already have it.
If he's listening, he could just join us for two minutes a week.
Right.
Have a little,
have a little segment on the,
on the mashup.
A little fun until election day.
Lack of confidence in a non-confidence vote.
Well, here, I'll pull up,
we don't,
I'm,
I'll just read the quote.
The block said they won't vote
with conservatives on a non-confidence motion solely on carbon tax and they
shouldn't,
but the conservatives should give them what they want.
Anyways,
this is,
this is Kirk Lugamoff.
He says,
it comes to,
to no surprise.
to anyone to block Quebec,
I don't want an,
does want,
holy man,
an independent Quebec,
we will succeed one day.
Everyone that works with us here in Ottawa,
they know we are independent
tis,
that we want independence,
and they know that eventually Quebec
will become a country.
That's the quote from the video.
I am sick and fucking tired
of Quebec separatists
being treated different
from Alberta and Saskatchewan separatists.
I say I'm,
I say I'm a Western separatist.
Ooh, we got a crazy person over here.
Somebody over there says,
I am how you say,
Quebec a Sepatiste.
They're like, oh, that's an interesting take.
I'd love to hear more about that.
You obviously learn it fellow.
Fuck sakes, it's the same idea.
It's just that you're scared of pissing off the French,
which is ridiculous because they haven't won a fucking war in the past thousand years.
I mean, even right now,
you've got the provincial government in Quebec wanting an election,
and the block came at Gua not wanting an election.
And now you've actually got two frogs fighting against each other.
And they're probably mad because they can't both surrender at the same time.
Why too?
Why too hates the CBC?
For weeks, concernably, there be here.
125 folks, we're having fun on this side.
I hope you're enjoying wherever you're sitting.
And if you are, make sure you share it with somebody.
talk around the water cooler about what the heck is going on here and help us get the word out.
All right.
For weeks, Conservative leader Pierre Piliab has been accusing NEP leader,
Jagmeen Singh, supporting the government until February so he can become eligible for his MP pension.
But experts estimate the size of Piliab's own pension at more than three times of Singh's pension.
So that's newsworthy.
And then we had Rosemary Barton go block-cois-cois leader Blanchette says he will
Yes.
Blah blah blah blah.
We'll not support conservative non-confir motion next week.
So that's one chance of an election being, well, of an election averted.
Okay, I'll handle that one real quick.
Here's the thing.
You look at the context, the subtext, chance of an election averted.
Like it's a disaster.
That's the whole idea between aversion is it's you're trying to stay away from something.
What the hell, dude?
Carry on.
All right.
Most of Canada, I would say, wants an election right now.
And I get the fact that you don't because you're going to lose your fucking job.
But your job for the moment is to try and pretend to be impartial.
But you can't do that.
Rosemary Barton of the CBC thinks we need to avert an election because she's going to lose her fucking job.
And then this article from the CBC that you were talking about, conservatives are targeting Singh over his pension.
But Pollyevs is three times larger.
The size of the pension isn't the discussion.
It's the fact that it doesn't vest for six years.
And that's Pauliev's point.
And that's exactly what the math talks about.
This article, if you follow along here, page after page, after page of in-depth analysis,
pictures of young Pierre Polyev when he was younger and even nerderier in his dad's suit in parliament.
Gold-plated retirements.
It goes on and on.
on and on until near the very end.
The difference between getting a pension and not getting one is also significant,
said Newell.
If Singh doesn't hit six years of service early next year,
he's only entitled to a refund of his pension contributions with interest.
That's the whole point of the article,
and it's 40 paragraphs down.
That's all you needed to say.
But all of this obfuscation, the amount of effort they went to to write shit
that has absolutely no bearing
on the discussion at all.
Like,
it'd be like us saying, I don't know,
some guys got a gun pointed to my head.
And they write this 50-page article
about how the gun was pink.
And then at the end, it'd be like, yeah,
but it was loaded.
That's kind of the important part.
Nobody gives a shit what, like,
so anyway.
This is why nobody's reading the CBC.
Yes.
You know.
Saskatchewan election update.
A couple things here.
Retooling of the province's procurement crown corporations would put
Saskatchewan businesses and employees first,
which isn't happening under the current government,
NDP opposition leader Carla Beck says,
unveiling what the NDP calls the NDP calls its higher Saskatchewan plan.
She said an NDP-elect government would revamp the SAS builds crown corporation.
Beck said bidders for public projects would be selected based on value and benefit,
not just an offering the lowest price.
And then the other one coming is two former Sass Party MLAs say they intend to run under the Saskatchewan United Party banner in the upcoming fall election.
According to a news release from Sask United on Monday, Greg Berkitch, a 21-year MLA for the Arm River constituency will run in Saskatoon Southeast.
And Dennis Alturch, a 12-year MLA for Ross Thurn, Shelbrook, will run in Meadow Lake.
That's pretty big news.
Well, I mean, the SaaS party, I guarantee you no matter what happens in this election, a year from now, Mo's retiring.
No matter what.
There's there's enough fatigue with him already as it is.
I think it's really interesting that the NDP, who's not a serious party, by the way, I don't know if I've ever mentioned that before.
They have, they have a couple things in here.
They say that the SaaS party needs to do more to look after entrepreneurs, which by the way, the NDP hates entrepreneurs.
pretty well established.
But they're going to institute a $40,000 grant for new businesses,
which would be great if the entire thing didn't already exist from like five,
six years ago.
They're literally saying, we're going to do this thing that already exists.
This is like when Rachel Notley said she was going to build a second highway coming
out of Fort McMurray.
For those of you playing along at home, Fort McMurray already has.
two highways coming out of it.
The 63 and the 881.
This is the same thing, except with startup grants.
And they're so desperate to try and win.
The NDP is saying that they're going to suspend the gas tax.
They're not going to charge PST and grocery stores.
Do you have any idea how desperate the socialist idiots have to be
before they start suspending taxes?
And yes, two new SASQ United Party people who are existing
SaaS Party MLAs.
I don't think they're existing.
I talked to the leader of the Sask United this week on the podcast,
and I believe they're both not an act of government.
Oh, okay.
They were formerly Sask Party MLAs for a huge stint,
and I think it's welcomed veteran MLAs coming on that aren't part of this current government.
All right.
Michelle Krieger says, can we expect a Buffalo interview coming up?
Sean, if any of them are still there?
I don't know.
I haven't heard anything from the Buffalo Party in forever.
Here's a good question, Michelle, and to everybody else in Saskatchewan.
I could, I do Buffalo, I guess, but I also would then want to do liberal and I want to do the NDP.
And I, you know, if that leads me to Scott Moe, I'm like, sure.
Like, you know, but let's, let's rock and roll.
I'm good with bringing on the leaders of parties.
What's it?
What do you think, Michelle?
Or twos, me sitting down with trying to have.
I think you should have all of the leaders, including Carla Beck, because here's the one thing is I definitely have very little time and patience for the NDP.
And regardless of what you may or may not think personally, Sean, you definitely do a more nuanced job of presenting your opinions, which would lend itself to a more fair conversation with a socialist idiot.
Hecklers get a singing feeling.
You want to show the video?
You want to show the video.
Yeah.
This is, by the way, this is, these guys are idiots.
And this shows exactly why.
This is from Gerdip, Jagmeet Singh's brother.
This is from the guy, actually, who by the way, is a lobbyist for a grocery company in, in Ontario.
And he gets to put shit like this because of how bad this leaves fan choked, which is classic on brand for them.
So he says corrupted bastard.
What?
What do you say something?
What was it in that?
You got somebody to say?
I didn't say corrupt a bastard, but I said.
No, no, I did not say that.
Who said it?
Who said it?
Somebody behind me said that.
Wasn't me.
No.
You sure?
If it was me, I admit it, buddy.
Was it you or not?
If it was me, I admit it.
Would you say that?
I didn't say nothing.
It wasn't me.
It was a gentleman behind me, I guess.
Who is it then?
Pointed out.
I have no idea who it was, buddy.
My word.
You sure is not you?
No.
100%.
You're a coward.
You're not going to say it's my face.
That's what.
Say what?
If I said something like that to you, I admit it.
All right.
Now, it's interesting.
Go back if you want to and listen to it right off the bat
where he says what.
It's the exact same voice from the exact same place.
It's definitely him that said it.
And when you look at his body language,
when he's being confronted by Singh,
he's totally being shady as hell.
He's definitely the guy who said it.
And what a chicken shit move to do.
You finally get your chance to tell somebody like Jagmeet Singh
who is a corrupt bastard to his face.
that he's a corrupt bastard and you choke,
that's fucking pathetic.
I'll say this.
I agree with you.
I think, you know,
if you're going to say it,
stand behind it.
But two,
if that thing right there showed up
in office every day,
he might have my vote
because I'm like,
he's got a tough talk,
a guy in the back.
Okay.
The guy's a Leafs fan.
So it's not exactly an accomplishing.
Seeing you tough now? Oh, that's great. Oh, I hear he's a wrestler and a whole bunch of other things.
That's great, folks. That's great. It's great. All the NDP's singing, oh, yeah, he's so great.
Propped up the worst government in history that Tews ties to Pierre Elliott. I get it. I get the whole
slideshow, but that's what I get out of the video. I'm like, okay, yeah, all right. Well, the guy should have,
but, yeah, all right. Yeah. And even if, I mean, for some reason it wasn't him, the right answer would have been,
Well, I didn't say it.
Somebody behind me did.
But actually, Jagmeet Singh, now that you mention it, you are a corrupt bastard bastard.
Your move asshole.
What?
What?
What?
The Leafs fan wears his hat like Sean does.
And Leanne says the truth hurts saying, and you know what?
That's exactly right.
And that's probably a big part of why he flipped out as much as he did is because the target, it was on target.
It was absolutely.
on target. The mashup effect. Last Friday, the prime minister's office announced that the federal
government is extending a $2.14 billion loan to Telesat light speed so it can expand internet and
5G networks in communities across Canada with affordable high speed broadband connectivity. Additionally,
telesat will help the federal government bolster its satellite communication technology and support
North Atlantic Treaty Organization, that's NATO, and North American Aerospace Defense Command,
nor rad modernization to keep Canadians safe.
Conservative MP Michael Barrett
critiqued the plan by asking Elon Musk what it would cost for Starlink
to provide rural broadband throughout the country.
Musk were applied that the cost would be less than half
of the $2.1.4 billion price tag.
Heck, that wouldn't make any sense of the government.
We don't want to save money after all.
Last year, Ottawa and the Ontario government
handed over $250 million to Rogers communication
to expand its rural fiber optic network in the province
and had Starlink been commissioned instead
and connected about 66,000 homes to satellite grid,
it would have only cost 50 million.
So that's a quarter, less than a quarter of the price.
So there's two things in this world that I enjoy.
A nice scotch and being fucking right.
We talked about this.
We've talked about this several times.
In fact, the latest has we talked about that.
It was just a couple weeks ago
where the NDP in BC and the UCP in Alberta,
We're fronting this same idea.
I literally had to tell one of the brothers.
Tews was right.
Tuesdays literally just said this like two weeks ago before any of this got brought up.
It's like, like just talk to Elon.
Elon come do it.
Save a bunch of money.
Everybody's got great.
Boom, boom, boom.
No, no, not allowed.
So now credit work.
Credit's due dues.
Credit where credits do.
Yeah.
Now, I just want to point out that the left loves to,
to just twisty arguments because they went from saying,
oh yeah, I'm not mischaracterizing anything.
You and the rest of conservatives are saying quite clearly that you prefer to
hand over control of infrastructure critical to defense to a foreign company over
Canadian one beast because you guys are so red-pilled.
Your priorities are all out of whack.
All right.
Now, first off, I think that Elon Musk in the Ukraine conflict and in Brazil and a few other
places has demonstrated the fact that he doesn't really have national commitments to any of it.
He'll give anybody the internet access, but that he's also very clearly said he does not do
military comms.
So they would still need somebody else to do the military comms.
But as far as the rural internet goes, it's absolutely right.
But the point is it's a moot point and it's something that he's very clearly talked about before.
but there's this knee jerk, everything the conservatives say is wrong.
And we need to protect our companies, our local companies.
Does anybody else remember when there was that vaccine company in Alberta that got forced
to move down to Texas because the liberals wouldn't give them any vaccine funding for their
sacred and amazing not to be questioned vaccine?
That thing was so goddamn important that you sent it out to extra national companies.
and you gave Moderna billions of dollars to build a facility in fucking Quebec
where none existed before?
If you're going to do it for your vaccines,
but you're not going to do it for rural internet,
you're just handpicking which argument you like
based on whether it's your guy or not.
Not to mention Tarasano talking about all the car company bailouts.
Newsom's new rules.
Show the video twos if you like.
Yeah, I just got to get it.
a tiny bit further along because I got yelling.
MRA.
Oh, yes.
So this is the Babylon B.
Two's got preoccupied with his rat.
It was a good rat.
It was a good rat.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's just, you know, I don't get to be right very often.
So I take advantage of it.
This is a message for the people of America given in my authentically recorded non-AI voice.
Thanks to my leadership over the last several years.
So there's pictures of homeless encampments.
left-wing governance. My policies were so effective that almost one million people are now fleeing the
state every year. We even ran out of U-Hauls. We covered that on the mashup. I locked everyone in their
homes and shut down businesses for months. Not the French laundry, though. That's my favorite restaurant.
Last year, I cleaned up the dangerous, messy streets of San Francisco, you know, because Chinese communist
President Xi was coming, and I really wanted to impress him. He's my boss, after all. This year,
I signed legislation that allows me to take custody of your kid if you refuse to give him artificial hormones and chop off his genitals.
Anyways, this goes on for a whole other minute.
And it's very obviously done as AI.
And so then Gavin Newsom passed the law saying that doing deep fakes like this with AI are illegal for elections.
And then Elon Musk retweeted the shit out of it and said, you're a movass.
which is exactly the right thing to say.
And so now Gavin Newsom can't rule out legal action against Elon Musk
and a conservative meamer for posting mean memes about him
because it hurts democracy.
I just, you can't make it up to it.
If I ever become a millionaire,
I want to give as few fucks as Elon Musk gives.
That's the one thing I really appreciate about him.
is that everyone thinks,
oh yeah, if I become rich,
I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want.
I'm going to ride a giraffe through town
and have a big crazy top hat
and, you know, I don't know, whatever,
whatever your thing is, but it's going to be weird
and interesting. And I'm not going to give a fuck what people
think. But almost every
single billionaire acts as though
they give a lot of fucks when push comes
to shove, except for Elon Musk.
Who's just, is it funny?
Or is it dumb? I'm going to talk about it.
The goofy news, folks.
Okay. Here's a couple of headlines.
this week. Man discovers
he's been paying the wrong utility
bill for 18 years. Ouch.
San Francisco police officers
in chicken costumes. I better
pull this one up so you can get a visual of it.
Here. There you go.
There's the guy walking across the street in a chicken
costume.
Sorry, San Francisco police officers
in chicken costume attempt to catch
law-breaking motorists.
They had two...
What a bunch of rooster slurpers, Sean.
Yeah.
They basically set up him walking across,
and if the motorist didn't stop,
they pulled them over immediately
and find them close to $400.
Sanford Cisco police,
sorry,
officer gets $175,000 settlement
after being punished for not honoring
NYPD friends and family
courtesy cards during traffic stops.
That is...
They have these cards that you get.
You just get a whole bunch of these cards
when you become a police officer
and you give them out to your friends and family
or sell them on eBay, as the article goes on to say.
Yes.
What it is is if you get pulled over for doing something illegal,
you just hand them the card and they say,
okay, we're giving you a warning, be on your way.
Yes.
And he said, no, I don't care if you have this card.
You fucked up and broke the law.
You're getting punished accordingly.
And it's absolutely wrecked his career.
Yeah, wild.
He got a $175,000 settlement.
One other one I want to point out here.
Delta reminds wannabe flight attendants to wear underwear during interviews.
Now, just take this through.
It is hilarious.
I know.
I know.
I think it through.
It's like,
so this is happening.
What it is.
And it happened multiple times.
Well,
it's happened enough times that they have to issue a statement.
Okay.
The economy is so bad that when people go in for interviews to be stewardesses,
the HR guy in charge of deciding whether they get the job or not
can confidently state whether or not they're wearing underwear.
Now, there's only one way that that happens.
And it's when they say, I really, really want the job.
Okay?
That's how bad the economy is,
is that you're going into multi-billion dollar companies
and literally waving your fun stuff around
trying to convince the guy in HR to give you the job.
which is poorly thought out because most people in HR are gay.
Have you never met anybody in HR?
I guess.
The fact that they didn't just,
the fact that they didn't just roll with this and not say anything,
I think speaks for itself, Sean.
Sure,
too's, sure.
Right?
Like, what?
They're going to be like,
Oh, yeah.
Two's wild take of the week is that HR people are gay
because he didn't roll with no underwear.
No, no, I'm saying that the no underwear thing affirms my prior decision.
Yes, I know exactly.
I'm not spending it.
I'm saying it affirms it.
Take of the week.
Toos thinks HR people are gay.
All right.
We got it.
We got it,
there's anything wrong with being an HR person.
Green technology.
A steal of a deal.
The Department of Energy announced in March that Cleveland Cliffs was selected for a receipt of
half a billion dollars to help the company produce green low carbon steel.
However, CEO Lorenzo Goncalves told Politico and his company may have to forego the funding
because buyers are seemingly not interested in paying more to buy the company's green steel.
And because Cleveland Cliffs still has to front more than one billion to convert one of its coal-powered facilities to hydrogen power.
So you're saying it doesn't make any business sense.
I'm saying even with government subsidies.
billion dollars just just if you do this we'll give you a half a billion dollars they say it still
doesn't make business sense that's that's how bad this this green steel is and we're not talking
weird in metal here either i know yes all right okay you're gonna there you go
we we missed a couple goofy news because we got sidetracked with sean just he got all
excited when he heard about gay hr people uh so this is what i deal with on a week
welcome to the mashup if you're just here and you're like,
what are these two morons doing?
Welcome to the show.
This is what we do every week, 10 a.m.
Tews tries new ways.
Think find me speechless.
And it happens weekly.
Hundreds of Hesgible terrorists injured by exploding pagers in Lebanon.
I don't know if you've been on the internet at all.
You've heard about this and how the next day it was all walkie-talkies.
And so basically in a very short time,
all of the terrorists went from communicating with pagers to use.
smoke signals.
And then the other one is...
We were talking about that, though.
Yeah.
How did they get all the pages to blow up?
Like, do they have, like, the scary thought is watching a couple of videos on that,
do they have the ability to explode your battery or something like that?
Or is it something more targeted to as blah, right?
Like, the conspiracy theorist in me goes, that's something, right?
Well, it seems like, I think it's season.
Was it season two of the wire where they kind of got?
got that guy to hang out with his girlfriend,
a whole bunch of extras so that he was in a big rush
and he bought all the burner phones from the same place
that they had the bugs pre-implanted in them.
And I'm wondering if maybe there was stuff put in the pagers ahead of time.
And then they went to his ball of pagers or us
and bought all the pagers,
not thinking anything was suspicious.
But, I mean, if you can make,
if you can make just the battery in a pager
blow somebody's nuts off,
imagine what you can do with an EV.
Okay?
And then the other one is,
God damn it.
The other one is the
How much time you want on Goof the News?
Passion of the Christ
too will reportedly start filming
in early 2025.
This is a bad idea.
Okay?
Learn your lesson.
Game of Thrones did this.
As soon as they got past
where the books were written,
the show went to shit.
Canada expands its temporary foreign
poachers program.
Poachers caught on video
fishing with nets in Bowmanville Creek
are being charged with federal
and provincial offenses,
according to the member of parliament from Durham riding.
If you haven't seen the videos of these folks catching fish in the creeks,
you should just do yourself in favor and go watch it.
Yeah, it's interesting.
The other interesting thing is that the stuff that stands out in the video,
which is that they're very obviously not longstanding Canadians,
that doesn't even make its way into the news articles.
I know.
The poachers caught on video fishing with nets in Bowmanville Creek are being charged with federal blah, blah, blah.
We've been in touch with law enforcement and confirmed with them, blah, blah, blah.
You thank Bowmanville residents for contacting authorities about the incident at Bowmanville Creek.
Many of our neighbors are rightly concerned.
Please let us know if we're aware of if you become aware of any incidents like this in the future.
The video of the poachers has gone viral on local social media posts, but it doesn't actually talk about the video.
It doesn't actually talk about what's going on.
on here. And now you got a bunch of people in formal East Indian clothing, ripping fish out
of the river. And then actually, there was somebody else who had posted a similar picture that
they said was kind of around Lecombe where there was a family that was just going into the field
and taking all the corn out. But they didn't actually realize it was feeder corn. So joke's going to be
on them. But they'd lied about having permission from the farmer. And so,
these are our natural resources guys
anybody who likes to hunt and fish
is going to look at this and say this is bullshit
yes
there I figured I'm like
why am I telling them to go find the video I can just go find
the video and show them so if you're watching you got to see it
and if you're listening go find the video
because I mean you could just
you could just see what's going on
Kamala's new
accent I don't need to say much more
I was talking about this for a while and now other people
are starting to pick up on it
This is the mashup effect too, actually.
So she just debuted her fake Latina accent
while speaking to the congressional Hispanic caucus.
Toos, play the video.
I love you back.
Yes.
Play it one more time.
Play it one more time. Play the entire thing one more time.
It's only four seconds.
I know.
I love you back.
That's great.
I want to hear her talk.
I want to hear her talk.
talk to some like Chinatown and be like,
ho ho,
you bring me a great honor to be here.
If you go and look at her talk to different groups of people,
you'll hear her voice change all the time.
Yeah.
It's really,
really interesting to watch a presidential candidate.
Um,
do it.
It's like,
it can't be real,
except you could see it happen over and over and over again.
So happy news.
We got a few articles here.
We got a few.
We got a few.
We don't get past.
Okay. So we got Gold Star Families present Donald Trump with knife forged from steel, recovered from the Al Baghdaddaddy raid with a handle from white oak from the last known tree that George Washington planted and that fell at Mount Vernon.
Also, it had, I think the tang of it was made with a piece of one of the wagons that crossed the Oregon Trail.
and the backing on the frame was the outfit that somebody wore in that same al-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-dab-dadi, yes.
So this is very well thought out.
Very well thought out pulls all kinds of very neat and special things together.
Like you watch this video and it just, it gives you chills.
And you think like this is, when people talk about like magic swords, I would be really surprised at this.
didn't give you like plus one all stats or something like that.
But in all seriousness, this was absolutely moving.
And just the amount of thought and effort that went into this and then to come from a
gold star family to anybody, regardless of who it is, is something very special.
I agree.
The second part of our good news here, I'll pull it up.
It says in what could have been the final moments of Darren Cooper's life, a miracle unfolded.
He had a massive heart attack, but this one-year-old puppy, so there it is, pictured bear.
saved his life by jumping on his chest.
The dog seemed to have been jumping so hard and long.
Paw prints were embedded in Darren's torso.
Later paramedics would tell Cropper that Bear must have been leaping up and down for hours
and that kept him alive.
What a dog.
Like that dog deserves a reward, right?
Like, holy crap.
Oh, yeah, it'd be, you know how sometimes it's been a long day?
The pooch comes by and he's all like, hey, you want to take me outside?
You want to take me outside?
Let's go for a run around.
Let's go for a run around.
Like you have to say yes every single time forever.
Forever.
Oh, yeah.
You're cooking something and he wants a treat.
He's sitting there like, oh, you got some of that for me.
You got something.
Because what do you say?
Like, no.
No, because he'd be like, motherfucker, I saved your life.
Give me that entire bowl of cookie dough right now.
And then the last thing of good news here, I'm sure there's other things out there.
But Kalin Ford, she's been on the podcast once.
she's accepted to come back on again.
And the thing that just came out, or she just posted,
is she's accepted an offer of $250,000 from Duncan Kinney and Progress, Alberta,
to settle a defamation claim arising from the 29 provincial election.
This is a wild story.
And it just said at the bottom,
I filed a 7.6 million defamation claim in August 2020 against 14 organizations
and individuals including Progress Alberta, the Toronto Star, the CBC,
the NDP, the Broadbent Institute,
which operates press progress.
Counsel for Duncan Kinney and Progress Alberta
offered to settle the claim against them
following a three-year discovery process.
Litigation against the remaining defendants is ongoing.
So she's gotten an offer of $250,000 from one of them,
and they painted her as like, you know,
white supremacist, wild, wild, wild story.
They edited private conversations
to make it look like something it absolutely was not.
and then during the 2019
UCP election,
the 2019 Alberta election,
she was running as a UCP candidate.
I think it was in 2019.
They released this during the campaign
and the blowback was so bad
that she was forced to drop out of the race.
And then, oh, it turns out it was all fucking made up.
Yes.
And if you recall,
she went on Danielle Smith show
and that got Danielle
toast as well.
well, right? Like this, this story was, was giant and it's so bad just talking about it, got Danielle Smith
in trouble. That's right. So, yeah, she's agreed to come back on the show. So I'm looking forward to
catch up with Kaylon. If you've never heard her talk, she is one sharp tack. Like she is smart as hell.
Yeah, absolutely. We would have been great. It would have been awesome now. I've had her in the,
in the Alberta government, to be honest. And to see her get a win, that's, that's, that's great news,
Happy news.
Tews.
Community notes coming up here.
We got a new one.
This is Marty up north.
He put out, this is Dave Bradley.
Bitcoin Rodeo presents Sovereign Minds Conference at Mount Royal University, Calgary,
Alberta, November 16th.
You can get early bird tickets for, did you see this?
$69.
Nice.
Up to September 20th.
So that's today.
So you can get an early bird ticket up to today.
and Marty up north says I'll be part of the panel entitled
The Future of Personal Sovereignty in Canada held in Calgary on November 16th at Mount Royal University.
Corey Morgan is going to be the panel moderator there.
So lots going on.
Both of them.
That's right.
That's right.
So that's one.
Here, I'll just slide down.
Community notes.
We already brought up.
We got Saskoletian coverage that doesn't suck.
So that's on Monday, October 28th.
Before that on Saturday, October 19th, we have BC election coverage.
Tuesday and November 5th, we've got U.S. election coverage.
And then in between there on the first second, like we said at the start of the show,
we now have to confirm.
That's right.
And we're going to have a hospitality room in Red Deer.
So make sure you send us a note.
Let us know that you're going to be there.
We'd love to see any of you fine listeners.
Any and all of you.
So there's still some early bird, early bird for the UCP AGM.
Goes on until the end of the month.
And if you saw anything this week that you feel like you would like to make your opinion known about to the UCP, anything at all,
this is how you do it.
I agree.
It's two for one deal, guys.
Leanne Taylor says, event, Big MERS Day of Destruction, October 5th.
Man, what the heck is that?
That sounds fascinating.
Okay, okay.
Um, you have, uh, I don't know, is that everything?
I feel, I think that's everything.
Fair enough.
If we miss something, I apologize.
If we miss something, I apologize, yes.
I feel like there's been a few more.
And the big thing with this, folks, is if you got community events that you want us to talk
about, put them in the comments or text us, email us, let us know.
And I think the big one for the mashup is we're going to be at the UCPA jam, both me
and twos.
We got a, uh, hospitality room for Friday night.
that is November 1st.
We look forward to meeting a whole bunch of you or just catching up, right?
Like there's a whole bunch of you we've ran into over the course of a couple of years.
And we look forward to having a room open and letting you guys come, you know, hit us with some of your thoughts or just, you know, hang out.
And we'll see.
But we're working on a couple things and we'll trickle that out as things go on.
Two's any other final thoughts here on mashup one, two, five.
That's it, man.
folks we'll catch up to you next week i promise next week on one two six
Sean may have an interesting or wild story but we'll talk about that next week how's that
we'll have an interesting backdrop i think twos all right until then we'll catch up to you next week
we'll see you
