Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 168

Episode Date: July 25, 2025

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So, welcome to the mashup. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. Easter west up or down side to side. I sit to stand and fall to fly. Of all of my impulsive plans, pop and locking salsa dances on demand. I follow leading off the map to stop the chatter, scream happily. Welcome to the mashup. Welcome to the mashup.

Welcome to the mashup. So I don't know if you guys have ever noticed this, but like a dog smells like a dog and a wet dog smells like a wet dog. but a good dog there's something it just hits different there's something special about a good dog where you're like

you could just smell it on them it's wonderful I love it we are joined today welcome to the matchup joined today by Vesper co-hosting today as Sean continues his stint in as a political prisoner

and speaking of that we have Eva Chippeciak coming on we're going to bring her in right now because I know she's a little bit pressed for time Eva, thanks for coming on. My pleasure. Thanks for having me. Hi, Vespher.

What's up? How you doing? I'm still dancing to that intro. This is how I dance whenever I hear that intro. I can do this every morning. That's right. Well, I mean, we only do it once a week, but you can listen to it whenever you want. Okay, sounds good.

Nice to see you. Yeah. We know you're a little bit pressed for time. so we're going to get right into it. Why are you on here today? What do you want to talk about? Well, it's been a really interesting summer. The weather hasn't been great.

Are we going to talk weather? Yeah, let's talk the weather. Let's talk about climate change, forest fires, all that good stuff. Have there been any good tsunamis lately? Probably somewhere. Yeah, I haven't been track. Yeah. It's been like lots of, so much is happening right now.

I don't even know. I'm a little bit overwhelmed with everything these last couple weeks. A couple months. Yeah, yeah. So why don't you tell us all for those of us who don't know, which I'm sure is very few people, but for the few of us who don't know what happened with you and RBC, why don't you lead us off with that? Okay.

Well, I got a letter. I was in Calgary, so I just saw it on Wednesday when I got home. home to Edmonton saying that thank you, but no, thank you. We don't want you to be a client. And the last interaction I had, because it said recent activities, high risk or whatever, I had two days in a row made a contribution to a Bitcoin platform. I'm still not so familiar with these things, so I don't even know what the right terms are. But I had withdrew some money two days in a row and on the second day they froze it. This was the third time Royal Bank froze my account and it was getting somewhat frustrating that I always had to go

it in bag to get my bank account unfrozen. It was never enough just to tell them on the phone that, you know, it's me. I confirm. It was indeed the transaction. I'd have to go in to the branch. They would call the fraud department and it was always for a different reason. This was the third time and I honestly had enough at this point but then the the interaction was just so nuts that I recorded part of it because and I just had it I just kept it not thinking anything would happen and then got the letter so that's all then was made public now but I went into the branch after calling and they again checked with the fraud department came back and proceeded to ask me these questions about like and i get it that there's scammers and i get it that this happens sometimes

and i think a lot of people especially elderly people i hear they get scammed quite a bit um and so yeah it's good to have some protection but after i'm repeatedly telling you that this is my transaction and i am okay with it like one of the questions was and i'm so glad i recorded it because i wouldn't believe it if I said it. I probably would forget some of them, but it was like, did somebody ask you to download software on your computer? That's a very strange

question. You're constantly being asked to download software on your computer. Would you, like, have any of them ever had Adobe before? Yeah, true. And then the one was like, did they guarantee a rate of return or something? And I'm like, No, but even if they did, like you guys do, I think.

Like, anyway, I don't know. It was just all very, very uncomfortable. Like, that's at a minimum, the word. And I thought demeaning because, you know, how many times can you say, that's my transaction. I approve this message. And it's not getting through. So then at the end of that interaction, which I have to say was, like I said, uncomfortable. and not a great experience at all.

And I was prepared to move my money, but I was going to do it on my own terms. And the fellow who was actually quite lovely, it was the one person that was lovely. And he said, okay, everything's back to normal. Just be careful with crypto in the future. Again, like, you know, just like another addition to it. And then just got that letter.

So did you ever okay so I guess for for those of you who don't know um eva's a lawyer and she's i you could probably um fine tune this tiny bit but she's done quite a bit in terms of representing um people of the freedom convoy including testifying in ottawa and calling trudo to his face and was there ever any questioning or anything at all like that about political leanings or anything that you've done professionally or anything like that? No, no, nothing at all. And I got to chime in. I mean, people that don't know, I was involved heavily in crypto in the crypto space.

And I've done a lot. And this has happened to me too ever, like a lot of times. These banks are, first of all, they're in competition with crypto. period. Number two, there are people that I knew in the past. I'm not accusing you of this. I know you, like honestly, your character on this is not in question at all. But there are people that launder money right through these exchanges. And I think what happens is it depends on the sum. Like I had my bank account lock in 2022 because I was doing like NFTs and stuff like that. And I pulled out through a blockchain from finance blockchain basically to over to a centralized exchange and the

amount that I pulled out was like $12,000. I thought it was like I get clients who pay me $12,000. You know, it's easy. But because it came from a crypto exchange, they suddenly froze everything and I was like, my debit card wasn't working and I was like, what's going on? And they had to explain to me like this is all like protocol. Is that what you went to? like this it was all under a protocol or something yeah i guess like and that was the thing like

they said that these are questions they have to ask but it just seemed like somebody made them up and that's what i said in the recording like doesn't i don't understand and even if i say like one question was how long have you been using crypto and it's like again what's that any of your business first of all like yeah any of your business first of all like it's forever math she just said forever. Well, and then I stopped because I'm like, what answer, like, what would be the wrong? Like if I said this was my first transaction or second, is that wrong? Or is it wrong if I've been using it for a while?

Or what is there a right answer? Like, it was just, I just, I had to take a minute and just think what is going on here? Because it was clearly not something, you know, to help me. And that was the one thing to, like some people are like, you know, there's so many scammers and this happens all the time. But there was one time when I really was scammed. And I called the RBC more to give them a heads up first. That's what it was. And just be like, look, I got scammed on this Facebook marketplace thing so you could keep alert.

And the way they responded was immediately like, you're responsible, you should have known, you agreed. And I was like, whoa, like, I expected first a little bit of empathy that, okay, yeah, you went through that and sorry you didn't, whatever, maybe a refund on the, but then the way it was like, you agreed, you should have known better. I'm like, the whole premise of fraud is that it was with an intent to deceive. And I'm like, my intention wasn't to give somebody money. It was to receive money. And all I did was click one button thinking I was receiving money. And in fact, with one button, I gave money. And I was like, whoa, that was totally unexpected.

Flagging for you. Help, like, help me out here. And it was like, your problem. You should have known. You knew when you clicked it that you were giving money. I'm like, but I'm telling you I didn't. And it was in a circle and in a circle. Yes.

I mean, the whole crypto thing is complex in and of itself. I'm sure you can understand that. But I will say the silver lining and all this for me was your level of coolness went up once I found out you did crypto ever. I was like, I'm sorry, no disrespect. When I looked at your face and then I looked at crypto, I'm like, she doesn't know crypto. And then I find out you do crypto. I'm like, okay, she just went up like another seven, eight levels for me in coolness. So when you say crypto, like you were talking about it.

And I'm like, I'm not really sure what he's talking about. But I have anything. Anything that's Bitcoin, anything, Ethereum, anything that's on blockchain. Like in that space is what I'm saying is because it really does show an open-mindedness and understanding that transactions work beyond just what we have now, that there is another form of payment that we could work with. And I love that you're open to that kind of, you know, thing. And not many, many people are actually intimidated by the whole exchange and crypto and all this stuff. I found it just really cool that you did that stuff.

Cool. Excellent. And now you're with BBCU, I guess, I saw on Twitter. Yeah. Nice. Shout out for Brett Olin. Yeah, lovely guy. All of it is lovely.

So like the next day after that interaction, I'm like, okay, that, you know, this is it. I can't keep begging for apples to my money repeatedly. And it's just a hassle. That's the thing. Like I could have done it earlier, but it's a hassle to move everything over and then obviously. Now, I have a question. Before you did that,

why did you not maybe choose to go to another branch? Like, is it because they said that like a worldwide alert type of thing on like your account? Or do they inform others? Like, why not go to TD or Scotia or any of the other others? Is it because you're like, what's the point that they could all do this to me? Well, no, I haven't met Brett Olland, and he's the CEO at Bow Valley.

And just what they're doing, they're actually, gosh, and I am not the most financially savvy person. I can tell you that. But they're guaranteeing or whatever it is on gold and Bitcoin. Like they're securing their funds on gold and Bitcoin. So I think like that's, you know, I think we have to think about what's going on. Like I see the government and there's a lot of incompetent and mismanagement. And that's going on. We're going to get into that later.

Our finances. And so, you know, I'm not sure what's going to be with our financial systems. And so they seem to be a little bit ahead of the curve. So there certainly was their forward thinkingness. that would very interesting. So like on their site and I'm still setting things up, but you could directly buy gold silver through silver bull, who I think is like a sponsor on your show to,

Silver Bull. Silver Gold Bull. That's the one. Yeah. There's too many of these bulls and golds and things. And then same. There's never too many bulls in finance. And same with the Bitcoin that you could just buy it straight off.

I still haven't been able to set that up, but I'm working on it. So just. I just think it's interesting. Like, yeah, it's good to have these options available and they make it easy instead of making it hard. And again, begging for your money, which I don't really like doing to be perfectly frank. I mean, it's, yeah, it's my damn money. Can I have it please?

Right. Yeah. Yes. And the way, like, some of the, yeah, it was infuriating to say the least that number of times I had to call and talk to somebody dismissive. Now, I have a question. I listened to the tape that you posted. And there was a period at the end where he said, like, as you were asking questions, he says, I will get to you about that.

But that wasn't posted or aired what he said that he's going to get back to you on. What happened after like that conversation cut there? Did they ultimately come back and not answer your question? What did they do exactly? No, he was asking me questions. And I think he misspoke because I think we were. both a little bit on edge. And he just said, I think he said, I will answer your questions.

Yes. I will take your answers. He went back to the back room because he originally went to talk to the fraud department, came back with those questions. So then he took my answers back to the fraud department on the phone. And I waited 10, 15 minutes at the bank, like a terrible criminal that I am. you know, very emotional. Very obvious.

Yep. Yep. And incredibly emotional. Like I was not doing well at that point and just standing there. I mean, what country are we living in, man, where Jeremy McKenzie and Eva Chippeuk get the bank? Tamara Litch went through the same thing. Yeah. Like it's crazy.

It's almost like it's across the board. It doesn't matter. Like what shocked me. So then, and just to finish that is he came back and he said, everything is fine. your banks accounts are reopened. Be careful in the future with crypto. So that was how that whole conversation ended. So I'm like, okay, fine.

We're all fine. But the one thing is it's overwhelming how many people have reached out and posted publicly. How many people are writing me privately. And I'm talking like lawyers and professionals on LinkedIn. And it's too much for me. Like I can't believe this is happening. It's not just Jeremy McKenzie and Evichiehchipiag and Tamara Leach. is a very serious problem.

Yeah, well, I mean, whoever's posting for Sean while he's in jail says, had my bank account frozen for buying crypto last summer, now working with Bow Valley Credit Union, had no issues since. And whoever's posted for him also said, Vesperin 2 has been waiting for this. Yeah.

Our thoughts are with Sean right now as he goes through his own legal battles. Hopefully he's back soon. I'm assuming it's some kind of inside joke because most of the people are It is. It is incarcerated somewhere in heaven. He got he got well I mean it's it's lawfare again the same thing that keeps going on with everybody else Yeah so he was caught fornicating with a gopher and they're throwing the book at him and he's been in jail for a month he's telling everybody he's on vacation But the real story is that he is in jail for for fordicating

I think it was an axolottle. I don't think it was a gopher. I think it was an axolotle based on what I saw. Anyways. It might have been a ferret. Irrelevant. So let me get this straight. They didn't restore the account or did they restore the account, but you're like,

but you're like, I'm not having this anymore. I'm not ever going to go through this. And you made the choice to move at that point. You're like, this is, I'm not risking. this again. Well, when I attended the third like that time, I said, I came and defeated. Like I'm like, my bank account is frozen again, just so you know, this is going to be the last time for me. And, but, and like I said, the guy was lovely. So usually it was very resistance. And this fellow in Calgary was like, I'm really sorry to hear that. I hadn't heard that before. Usually it's like,

you're a criminal. What did you do? Who are you? And where are you spending money? And, And I'm like, whoa. Yeah, it's like collections officers who call you. Like they literally just hammer you. Like, you owe money. You owe this money. And the pressure tactics just build up. And they incriminate you.

And you're like, dude, I only owe like $500. Chill out. Like, where is Armani Lebowski? You know? I think it's in the toilet. Let me look again. I mean, and Emma is such a lovely person, too, is like you wouldn't think. Oh, I know.

She's wonderful. And I'm not saying this because of your face. I say this behind your back too. Like it's just like, how would you do that? The person receives money at the very least. Call them question them. Don't lock the whole account down. And this is where like they're mitigating what risk.

Dude, like no matter what the amount is, there is no amount of money that you could ever walk my account down for that a politician. Like every politician by this metrics account should be locked down with all the scandals that that we see in Canada and all the money that. they get. How can we never lock any of their bank accounts down? Yeah. So there's a definite double standard for the citizenry. Totally.

And I have to say, like, I do get incredibly defensive. And, like, I will stand up for myself when there's this kind of injunction. Like, I was not, like, just taking it, like, easy on them. Oh, we heard that. Oh, we heard it. We heard it. But it's like, how can you treat people like this? Like, there's zero customer service.

And like I said, every time it was like with the intent of me being a criminal. But like I said, that one guy was, he actually said, I'm really sorry to hear about that. And I'm like, thank you for saying that. I actually said that to him because I appreciate it. But like I go like every time it was like a tense conversation. And I'm like, it just is it's not. I don't think that's what we're supposed to be going through. I don't think that's the purpose of it.

It's like, can we have a conversation? How can I help you? what are we trying to solve here instead of. Yeah, it wasn't just the policies, what you're saying. It was a mixture of customer service and policy. Like, if the policy was garbage, that's one thing. But at least have a good customer service that's empathetic. But you got like the both of the worst.

You got both barrels. Every time. Yeah. Almost every time. Like there were, you know, the exception of a nice person. But, you know, maybe there was like a node on there or something. I don't know. I can't, I don't know, but it always seemed like it always was off on a bad foot.

And I was like, why do I keep doing this to myself? Perhaps they should do something about this. And then like I said, then I got a letter. Yeah, that letter, that letter was vague as F. I couldn't like, I'm like, what? Okay, first of all, cite the policy. Cite the section. Can you explain why?

You expect everyone that has a bank account to read all the terms and conditions that your lawyers drafted for these bank accounts. Well, it's the South Park episode with the human centipat. Yeah. Oh, you don't read the terms and conditions? Yeah. And then the one thing that I kind of would go back on is if there's anything, you know, really outrageous in the terms of conditions.

You have to outline that to the customer. You can't expect a customer to know on a hundred page terms and condition that there's some nutty thing in there that they're supposed to know. You have to walk them through it. That's also their obligation. it really isn't they don't even know it if you if you if you specifically cite something then they can specifically come back on that i used to be uh uh one of the rental properties i had uh was townhouse and i was on the board for a little while and um when the odd time we had to uh send a letter to

somebody about something they were doing i'm like okay well why aren't we citing which specific bylaw is is in there and it's because the more specific you get um you don't want to get specific because then they can specifically come back to you with, hey, this is that. And so you just keep it broad, which I thought was crap. But apparently from like a legal standpoint, that's the way you do it. By the way, another person that engages in this kind of stuff is PayPal. PayPal does this like to a whole lot of people.

So it's like PayPal will just freeze your account and keep you frozen. YouTube, for example. Yeah. I don't know about that. I'm not there. I'm just saying like it's almost like it's a competition bias that's really there. These restrictions have nothing to do. Because think of it.

I was talking the other day to Alex about this situation of yours, Alex Zoltan, Eva. And I said, had she walked in with $20,000 in cash and deposited, would they have locked her bank account? Like what difference does it make? Had it been a crypto deposit or a payment or cash? It's still 20K. Well, it's funny. second what the second last time it was frozen was for depositing checks. Well, that that actually is suspicious.

If I'm going to be honest with you, Eva. Shut up. A check, a physical check in this day and age. God don't even knows how to write something. You talk to somebody who's less than 38 years old. Came on you. Can you write a check? They'll just be like, what is a check?

What are you? Like a check and balance? I won't tell you who it was from, but I do feel the same way. Like, what is this? But I'm still going to happen. Yeah, well, I mean, it's just, I guess, the nature of this, the way these banks are all operating, I think, you know, for me, the most revealing thing, Tews and Eva was when it was at the Rulow Commission and all that evidence came. out like how christ your feeling was just really just just willy-nilly writing people like in the head of these banks and telling them what to do and it's like there's just no standard there's just

no standard you you apply the standards when it's it suits you yeah and then you just roll over them when it doesn't suit you and that's like that's the trademark of the liberals of the left in general it's it's fine when it's there guy and throw the book at somebody on the other side if you think banks I'm talking about here. But I'm talking about the banks particularly. Really, we have the five big banks are what crazy part of the economy in Canada. You've got five big banks that make all of the money. When we talk about like how ridiculous the grocery prices are and how how there's, you know,

all the grocery cartel is making money hand over fist and they don't even compare to one of those banks. in any given financial year. I'm highlighting it for like in the sense of ever situation that there really is a like pick and choose very very arbitrary set of rules that seems to apply and I mean look dude I mean where we are at this point in Canada I think it isn't beyond the stretch of the imagination that your reputation could have had something to do with it. I mean that's where we are now. If you had taken me back 10 years of a sudden, no, this was just flagged.

But the way things have been transpiring over the last five years. I don't think it's wrong to assume that that's exactly the case. Yeah. I mean, it's plausible. It's plausible. That's at the very reason. Just to add, you said that Freeland was telling them,

there were notes and it was from the CEOs that they were telling Christian Freeland labeled them as extremists and terrorists. They were directing our government, unelected, not even bureaucrats. that's how closely related the financial arm of these five big banks and our government is. And that is incredibly frightening. You know, that would have been fun, though, if in your letter they would have deemed you a terrorist. And that's why they're debanking you.

They should have just said that. And I think you should have just replied that to them. Like, is it because I'm a terrorist? And then you send them back, you send them back those letters between them and Christopher. Like, is this why? Am I, because I'm deemed a terrorist? Yeah. Well, I think it's great.

Alberta needs to just get its own currency. It'll be, it'll be wonderful. We've got to talk to Brett Olin about this. We just need our own Albertan mint and treasury. We make our own currency.

We quit deflating the hell out of it. And then five years down the road, we can have Sarah McLaughlin in a World Vision type commercial where it's just like, in the arms of the angel. And she'll be looking really sad standing next to some child in a beret and saying for one alberton dollar you can sponsor this quebec or child so that they can have baguettes and cheese so you could do that gay stuff Quebec is going to hire Rick Ross and every day we're going to hustle every day I'm hustling every day that's going to be our national yeah yeah except there's going to be a sound barrier right near every construction zone so that they never hear that totally

Okay. Sorry. All right. It's okay. We can keep going on this for a while, but I know, Eva, you've got places to go and people to see.

And we've got a whole other part of the show to get to. So any final thoughts before we let you go? No. I just think this is more of a wake-up call. Like, I posted about what went on this week. Like this really lovely Christian band guy got kicked out. or like his Parks Canada thing got revoked.

A guy got kicked off Air Canada. And then today a poor kid's swing was taken down. And for me, I don't know. You're spilering the show. You're spoilering the show. That's okay. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just giving you a hard time.

But yeah, it's just incredible what's going on. And I think people, you know, need to hear about these things, talk about these things and say, is this the direction that we want Canada to go that. Like we don't know where we can swing on a swing or cash or checks. All right. Okay. Fair enough.

Thanks very much for coming on. It's great that you finally came on the mashup. Yes. My pleasure. Thank you. Ever, you're a lovely person. Thank you. Thank you so much.

I look forward to reading your posts on X. Well, thank you. Likewise. All right. Bye, guys. All right. Well, that, I mean, that was awesome. I mean, not forever, but it was great to have her on.

No, I mean, I mean, honestly, Eva's last statement to the Prime Minister, Trudeau, was probably indicative of the entire sentiment that we all feel now with the establishment of government is. When were you all, when did you get scared of your own citizens? Like, seriously, like seriously? It was such a huge mic drop. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, and I, like all these banks, dude.

So, like, I'm Lebanese and, you know what? I see that as me being part of a minority. I wasn't born here. But I did, you know, I did properly mix in, you know, went in Rome. I traveled the U.S. I did all this stuff. I can't tell you how many other like smaller group minorities, whether it be Syrians, Iraqis, they do all types of shady stuff.

And it never, nothing ever happens to them. Nothing ever happens to them. Well, I mean, it's racist to convict somebody who's a minority. Yeah, right? There you go. See, this is one of the things I have. You will never have. Enjoy it.

You know what? You may have that, but at least I can take an exit ramp without hitting the ditch. Well said. However, our aim was never to take the exit ramp in the first place. You're forgetting that, right? It was to cause as much chaos as possible. That's what Arabs do. Well, you guys have done a great job with the truck.

industry. Now let's get to some actual headlines. All right. So the Coot 6.5, which is now, I don't know, going to have to be incorporated to include Tamara Litch and Chris Barber because the Crown is seeking seven years for Tamaralich for mischief and eight for Chris Barber, which is insane. It is. CTV did this. This is, this is, this is journalism. in Canada. The sentencing hearing for Freedom Convoy leaders Tamar Litch and Chris Barber has started in Ottawa

months after the two were found guilty of mischief. Barber is appearing virtually due to the sudden death of one of his parents while Lich is attending in person. Now, as it turns out, that was a fucking lie. Yeah. By default, by default,

you're supposed to read these things by default as lies. Yes. So Judy Barber, I'm not sure if that's Chris's wife or mom, but she says, first and foremost, we extend our deepest condolences to the Crown Attorney and family who lost a family member, to the mainstream media who falsely reported that Chris Barber had lost one of his parents. Suddenly, I would ask for a public apology to our friends and family and our community of Stuart Valley, Saskatchewan for creating confusion and alarm in believing that something tragic had occurred. And especially to our son, Chris, who doesn't need this.

additional stress right now. Like, imagine you read in a news article that one of your parents had died. Yeah, but what do they care? Their whole thing is they're becoming more and more irrelevant every day, man. I mean, we're getting to the point now where everyone is like tuning them away. But it's sad. Look, the whole thing, the whole thing is one big, like, disgusting ploy to do an attack on these two.

And they'll do everything they can in the public eye to smear them in any. way possible or even and even in the petty way right like this this this this effing article what does his parents have to do with this he was just there virtually why do you got to report some dumb stuff like that first of all what if that's private which ended up being BS by the way but but in the meantime so so you've got them um the courts or the crowns going seven and eight years after them repeat offenders sentenced to three and a half years for sexual assault on Vancouver Island. Repeat offender.

Not even a first time rapist. This guy is a veteran. Hold on. Is he Lebanese? Okay. His name was, shoot, what was,

what the hell was his name? Was he a minority? Because if he's a Lebanese, then we get a past. You get that once we become citizens. You get half the jail time. Ah, yes, yes, yes.

That's a exchange rate. So anyway, his last name is Dick. So that was a little bit on the nose. No, but look, I mean, look at the lunacy in this. Three and a half years, sexual assault, repeat offender. Yep. And these two on a three-year mischief trial.

Yep. And if you want to know what mischief is, if anyone wants to know, it's the criminal code section 430. And all it really is, if you look at what the mischief is, is property or the impediment of a property for the enjoyment of others. And we were talking about this in the space yesterday on X and somebody said, well, what if someone's having a really big party across the street and the cars are, you know, like parked, right? I mean, technically that's mischief. You're blocking my enjoyment of like the property in the area and blah, blah, blah.

This is all they're hanging on that you essentially impeded property. Okay. Well, what's the freaking dynamics between a protest and mischief. Can you show me where those two operate in the law? Because I recall in Montreal and Black Lives Matter, a ton of shittards were destroying monuments when the Palestinians were running through downtown St. Catharines, destroying all the windows, flipping cars, burning everything. No one got arrested. No, I mean, one or two, but like, where's the three-year trial?

for mischief. Like you literally is the difference Fesper is and it's very obvious. There's even, shoot, Paul Champ is the lawyer who's leading the class action lawsuit

against Tamara and Chris on behalf of the city. It's like $150 million or something crazy like that. And he says that there's no question it was serious and they have spent three years showing the opposite of remorse for what they did to the people of Ottawa, but an eight year's sentence is, ridiculous.

The guy leading the class action lawsuit against them is calling out the lawfare that the Canadian government is doing. Well, I mean, I read, I already read, see, the whole thing is completely subjective. Because the co-attorneys in the Crown case from last year were saying stupid shit like, this goes beyond what is expected and what should be like the norm. I'm like, wait a minute. So suddenly you are arbitrarily deciding what is the norm? Is this how this works?

It's a subjective point of view. Well, what if I think it should be six months? First of all, let's contextualize this, you dummy. You not only broke the laws in Canada with interprovincial travel. You were starting to build encampments for people that had COVID. You're starting to tell people that their livelihoods are at risk. You're doing a million of these things. You lied to them quite a bit.

Come on, that's a low-hanging fruit. Then you come, then you force them basically. And I gave this example. This would be like a cop who's stopping you to just have a conversation. And you need to go. You got shit to do. You need to go. And he keeps you and just keeps asking dumbass questions, repeats the question.

He's literally impeding your right to go live your life. And then you say, F this. And you get in the car and you flee. And then he chases you, like side swipes you, arrests you for fleeing, officer. This is exactly what happened. And you guys are blaming them. You caused this shit. Well, that's exactly it.

There's no self-reflection. But the thing about it is, is what they did wrong wasn't the mischief. It wasn't the bouncy castles. What they did wrong was they got millions of people supporting them. They didn't even anticipate

coming. They didn't even anticipate coming. Overlords. Hold on. That's what it was. It's really important to say this for Tamara and for Chris, they didn't anticipate all of this either. Why is nobody taking this into consideration? They came with what, 30, 40 trucks? How do they know that all of Quebec was suddenly going to come also? You know what I'm saying?

They didn't. And so you've got to contextualize this. And yeah, they said people, we just want to meet with you. We want to talk with you. Other countries were already lifting the men. And by the way, the spin in this shit, this whole thing that the list, liberals did was that this was about science deniers. These guys are vaccinated, like probably highest per capita, these truckers than anybody else in Canada.

And you're going to come and say they're science deniers. They weren't fighting against medicine. They were fighting against authoritarianism. You had no more right to block me traveling interprovincially than you did across the border. And then when we come to tell you to lift the mandates Because other countries are lifting it You're not listening But what else you want me to do? Just sit there and say

Give me another one daddy Just keep giving it to me daddy You just got you just have to keep getting vaccinated And I love the argument that you know Nobody forced you to do this Yeah that's a Trudeau said Which which is great because you know what Here's the thing if if I come up to you

And I pull a gun out and I say give me your fucking wallet Or I'm going to shoot you And you give me your wallet Yeah I didn't force you you to do it. You still had a choice. Yeah, to die. You really handed your wallet over to me. Yeah. Bill, Bill, Bill Hicks has a,

Bill Hicks has shit on this. Like, he has a joke and a whole routine about how America is like the warlord of the world where they walk up to like countries and just throw a gun in front of them and say, pick it up. And the other country's like, I don't want any trouble trouble. They're like, pick up the gun. And he's like, I don't want to have a family, the pickup. The second he touches the gun, the American guy, he got shoots him. He goes, he was holding a gun. He was holding a gun.

So, yeah, it's coercion. And the idea that they would go through this. So there's also another case in Canada, which is a precedent. And many people asked me, like, has the crown lost cases? Yes. They actually lost a major case, Jordan versus the crown, where it was that they had a to a quick trial and a delay. Do you understand?

Like no delay. This is three years. How is it that this is it? How is this not a precedent for that Jordan versus the Crown Corporation, where you have removed the opportunity for them to have a quick and a quick right to trial and you've delayed this for three years? And look at the carbon footprint that this trial has had. For a government that says that climate change is the scariest thing happening.

except for people disagreeing with them. The scariest thing out there. And we're going to get Chris Barber and Tamara Litch to drive across the longest damn country in the world 50 times just for this court case. Yeah. No, no, it's all bullshit. We got to keep moving, though.

We got so much. Okay, all right. I will just say one last thing. My best guess will be that, now some may disagree with me, but I genuinely think after what happened with Pat, King because he certainly did, in my opinion, more egregious things than Chris and Tamara or said more egregious things than Chris and Tamara. I have an inkling and I talked to Tom Marazo

actually the other day and he was like he's hoping and probably certain that they're going to get a lot more leniency than we think. And I hope that that happens. And they don't go full retard on this. Well, I tell you, there's probably a decent chance of Convoy 2.0 if they get the book thrown at them. But, okay, moving on. Happy Airborne Friday. No, I did not forget. It's just, we're just doing things in order here.

If you guys have any community notes, let us know at the end so we can talk about them. And if you're liking this, share it. Like it, if you like it, which sounds redundant. And now we've got to get into some rapid fire first. So first, off the bat. I just wanted to point this out just before we get to going too far. This was, I was going to talk about this with Eva and I got sidetracked. But this is just a statement from the president's CEO of BMO, just talking about commodities and blah, blah, blah.

It's a fluff quote. Right. But this dude's eyebrows aren't even in the top half of his head. I think he's related to Mark Gerritson, MP, Mark Gerritson. He looked like Mark Garendon. Okay. All right. But moving on to more serious things.

So the postal strike. So what happened with the Canada Post, the workers are all threatening to strike. And then they recently showed up all wearing shirts saying, pay us what you owe us. And it's interesting because they haven't been able to turn a profit in a very long time. But they want a more equitable share of the money that they're organization is not making and in fact has to get bailed out by other people who actually make

money and they think that they're entitled to profits that don't actually exist despite the fact that you know in terms of in terms of the skill set of these people it's actually quite low um you know not a whole lot not a whole lot is is needed to but but hold on in this industry so say what you will. Okay. I actually posted about this because here's the real dilemma for me. Okay. They asked for a 13% wage increase. Okay. And the government's just not moving. But we have absolutely no problem sending. So basically I calculated on average from the top of the hierarchy all the way down to the regular guy, right, in the in the sorting room. And it came out to like $330 million for that year. That's what they're asking. Okay.

We promised to give Ukraine for the next seven years, $950 million. So while I don't like what Canada Post is doing, I would much rather that the money stays in Canada with these people who don't deserve it than to send it abroad to people that we have no- Also don't deserve it. Right. And we have no business in doing this with them. Our economy is suffering and you want to send billions of dollars abroad.

Give it to these guys. At least they'll spend it at some. Victoria's secret Gimp Outfest Benanzas or something. You know, like, just keep the money in Canada. All right. But the problem, the problem with Canada Post is that it's just nothing but airball after air ball, not a single one of them can dunk.

They need to get subsidized by the people who actually make money. And they can't even, they can't even make a free throw. It's just, it's brutal. It's just a comedy of errors. And I get the fact that, that, that more people are looking at them now than ever have before, but they still can't turn a profit. No, you're right.

And this picture is completely unrelated. No, look, it is kind of related. But the point that I guess I'm just trying to say is, you're right in terms of the way that their hierarchy and structures set up. But man, wouldn't we want to at least, if we're going to be dishing money out to all these foreign companies? We don't have to be dishing money out at all. Period.

Right. It should be period. You just, just the, the bench. The benchmark for government spending should not be that it's the second stupidest thing we could possibly. Well, I'm sorry. You know what? Maybe, you know what? You live in this like fucking bubble theory or theoretical world that like this is what it should be.

And if it's not this, then we're all like living stupid. Yes. No, no. It's always dealing. Can you let me finish? The reality is we're going to always have to pick second to first stupid. No, we've done it with our, we've done it with, no, you don't want that. And many people don't want that.

But the reality is, hey, do I pick tacitus or do I pick Nero? Who's the one that's going to behead everyone? Who's the one that's not going to behead everyone? He's just going to like, I don't know, chop their limbs off. Like, it's always been like this in governments, man. It's, we're always being. That doesn't mean it has to be. I don't want to vote for the, I don't want to vote for the party that's going to turn the vice on my nuts back a quarter turn.

I don't want my nuts in a vice. At all. Well, I mean, Canada Post is about as useful. Canada Post is about as useful as the pump in a gojo container. Fine. All right. Burn it to the ground. Guess what's going to happen.

Some other useless entity is going to rise up that we're going to waste our money on and just rob us. I mean, the idea that we're, all the unions in Canada are literally corrupt. All of them. All of them. So you need to deal with this problem.

You need to deal first with the union problem. And that's never going to happen. Never. They're too powerful. Right. And so this world that people concoct that I have to deal with on a daily basis on X, where they think there's this world where we can, you know, it's this utopic world of everything's fair and nobody's stealing.

I'm like, like, mofos, we are human beings. We literally have people in our own families that are probably kleptomaniacs. Like we have to understand that. Okay. Not every family. I'm saying it's a human problem. And I agree. Canada Post doesn't deserve a thing.

But I mean, let's be honest, twos, isn't there something else that's going to come up and that money's going to go to that? You're assuming that the money needs to be spent. That's your starting point for this particular argument. Is you're like, there's a whole bunch of taxpayer money that needs to be spent. And I'm saying it doesn't.

All right. We got to keep moving. All right, go. We got like 50 things to cover, dude. No, go, go, go. All right. Longest ballot, Alberta, by election candidate reported potentially threatening comments, according to the RCMP.

Okay, they've actually been doxing these people. They're threatening them. So for those of you who don't know, Battle River Crowfoot is the riding where Pierre Pollyev is running in the by-election. And there are 187 and counting candidates so far from the, in that writing, most of them being on the longest ballot committee. Well, this morning, I don't know if you noticed. So I, you saw me post about this in like joking ways.

named names and then I got blocked by what do you call it his name is Donovan extram. Yeah, he's a beauty. Yeah. So first he blocks me, then he blocks Canada. And this morning, I don't know if you could see Northern Perspectives. Are you able to go and see Northern Perspectives most post? We have the faces of the two people, Kieran and Thomas, Suzuchichimidjee. I don't know how to say their last name.

Thomas Suchwich. and the white right but Thomas the guy that signed all these people yeah like that's not him that's not him that is Mark Muter if you go to just just go to their like it just go along with it

the picture isn't irrelevant we're it is because they're brothers and they're Quebecers that's the point and then you have Corino who's also a Quebecer and all these people have ties to the rhino rhinoceros party which is the best party which is the best party in the history of this country.

They ran on a platform of repealing the law of gravity. They did. He did. It's the most ridiculous party, but now they're abusing it. Except for all of the other parties. Yes. Well, look, I mean, if you, I'll take a joke any day. But when you, when you become deliberate and then you begin to coordinate to go after,

let's say one particular person, first you go in Carlton. Now you go to like the middle of nowhere crowfoot Indiana Like you understand what I'm saying like why would you go there and flood that to make a point by the way There's probably a big chance of fraud in this. Okay. There's probably zero chance of fraud with this. Where's there any money to be made with the exception of Pollyev? No. What I mean by that is the way that they're filling out these ballots and again you should really

watch with later not now what Northern perspective is uncovered. is what they're demonstrating is that some of these ballots are just basically empty. And somebody is like kind of Joe Bidening this, like auto-penning this. Do you understand what I'm saying? So maybe this is maybe, but here's the thing. Like it doesn't it, you know, everybody's getting mad because this thing's undermining democracy. And it's making a mockery of the whole thing. And it's unfairly targeting people.

Name one political party that does not all apply to. Like, look at this. deliberately undermining the process for their own amusement and agenda. Has anybody ever heard of Justin Trudeau? This report exposes their exploitative tactics, Justin Trudeau, the refusal to engage constructively, freedom convoy.

Yeah, but choose, and turns it needs to hold the mechanic, turning democracy into a farce. Look at the way, look at the way Jagmeet seemed propped up the liberals. First of all, as long as he did for his pension.

You're a little bit of a hypocrite here. because I would expect a lot more hate. I want a lot more hate from you since these are all Quebecers. And you do nothing but shit on Quebec constantly. I would expect. I am credit where it's due. I'm credit where it's due. What?

We talk about good stuff. Okay. Where it's due? When somebody in fucking Quebec does something constructive, I say it's a good thing. You've never said I'd do anything good. And when you do, I will say, I'm just waiting with. breath for it to finally happen. When those fucking frogs named the shittiest airport on the planet after Pierre

Elliott Trudeau, I thought that was great. We need to name all horrible architecture and places of limbo after shitty politicians. Listen, joking aside, for me anyways, okay, for me, it's not because it's Pierre. I wouldn't accept this even for liberals. You have no business effing around. there was a thousand dollar deposit to prove that you are serious now some joe schmo fentanyl overdosing guy on the corner of a street just puts his name on a ballot and gets to do whatever like we're literally just gonna miss and all yeah yes but the point that i'm trying to they're just doing the same thing everybody else does they just have less money to do it with i know but that's the point man for me and for a lot of canadians this is not a joke and for you to take this and make it into a joke There's not. To be on a ballot?

Hold on to get on a ballot. It's undermining democracy. Elections Canada fucked up the postal code on the mail-in ballots. And because of that, the liberals won by a vote. And when it was definitively proved that that vote had been cast legally, they said, we don't give a shit. We're going to give the liberals the seat. And these guys are the ones undermining democracy.

Well, let's be honest. Every single person involved in this process, regardless of what side you're on is just a Somali of dick. Look, they're clowns. And I don't have problems with funny clowns that make fun of things and whatever. But when you are doing this in such a way, so as to target a person specifically, that's when I begin to have a problem. And I'm like that across the board. It's going to affect everybody else on that ballot equally.

Both of the people in that writing who are not going to be voting for Pierre Paliab are going to have an equal amount of difficulty finding their preferred candidate. Yeah. But it's not just that. It's the absurdity. It's the way we look on the world stage. You understand? Australian news, British news, Indian news, Swedish news. Everyone is mocking us.

They've been mocking us for a decade because of this exact procedure. Why should we keep adding this? I mean, look, when English, it was Kieran, by the way, who went to court against the, like to the courts. And Justice English is the one that decided that it breached the charter of rights for the $1,000. And when the second she removes it, he then leverages that and decides I'm going to like steamroll this whole thing with nothing but pranks. Come on, dude. I don't want weird Al Yankovich and his antics to be like taking over my elections. Are you serious?

Where have you been for the last 10 years? No, no, listen. We have been on international laughing stock. You got Justin Trudeau cosplaying in India. And we've got him. Just to be fair. Okay, all right. Yeah.

So he goes around dresses like this idiot. Dresses like that idiot. Dresses like this one. And we've been a laughing stock internationally forever. But somehow the liberals are the only ones allowed to do things that make us look silly. Like they don't have a monopoly on it. I get the fact that this country has ran on cartels. But the silly democracy cartel should be open to everyone.

I don't know, man. I heard some like other party people, some people from the PPC, some people from the people from the road. I know Cardi and some of the stuff they say is just whack-a-doodle, dude. There's just too much whack-a-doodle for me. Maybe I want, like, the comedy to be between each other. You've got 116, 18 episodes of whack-a-doodle. Yeah, I get that. Listen, here's the thing.

I want a clown on the stage. There's a reason I even joined this whole stupid social media thing because we had a clown in the office, okay? Had there been no clown in the office, you wouldn't exist, I wouldn't exist. none of us would exist and we would be rolling along enjoying our double mocha chin about your father uh be quiet okay listen the point that i've just trying to make is none of us would have cared it's until we had a clown in in the pm none of us were doing all this when harper was doing it we just didn't care i guess what my biggest problem in this is is that it's going to show it's going to show for the

record that these people did things in a way that was irresponsible and yes there is fraud and yes Yes, it could have cost us an election. Do I think that the Carlton thing had anything to do with it? No. Anyways, I'll stop on that. I got Sean who's in jail. Who gave Sean so much access in prison, by the way? He had a little bit of a hole.

All right. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. Yeah, I mean, we've got 50 other things to talk about the next four minutes. There are 189 charities registered to the same physical location in Canada. details to be coming. Let's see here. New Brunswick man waits over 12 hours in ER to confirm that he had, in fact, had a heart attack.

Yeah. Yeah. Was this in Quebec or was that outside? Or was it in New Brunswick? New Brunswick. It's closer to Quebec. All right. Is it as bad in Alberta, by the way?

No, they only waited 11 and a half hours, usually. Next. Number of federal. I'm not buying this shit at all. Yeah, no one's by almost 60,000. Almost. By the way, that almost is probably the 90% of that 60,000. Almost.

Well, it's 57,000 is, if you read into the article, it's 57,000. The majority of which will be shed a tier shed in Ottawa and Gatineau. Question, if you had to gut out of those 60,000, who would you gut? in those federal jobs. Oh, man. Where would you start? It's like picking your favorite child when they're all still toddlers. I don't even.

Wrong answer. You put a blindfold on and anything you throw is the right answer. I like that. I like that. I like that. But it's now in completely pin the tail on the donkey. I'm going to pin the tail on the donkey. Whoever I hit, it's like, what's his name, that guy in Argentina?

Afuera. Afwera. Have you are malay now in completely unrelated news i don't know where they're going to find savings but um apparently are our government employees are downloading entire terabytes of Netflix so they're streaming they've been streaming um the federal government banned Netflix Amazon Prime and other streaming services last year after discovering they were streaming terabytes of it at work um now let's see here uh net Public Services and Procurement Canada registered nearly three terabytes of monthly traffic to streaming sites.

Privy Council had about one and a half terabytes. Global Affairs Canada. You have to explain what a terabyte is, by the way, for those that maybe don't understand, how much is that? So a song would normally be gigabyte. So just an MP3 is typically three megabytes. Yeah. A terabyte is. If you listen to one song on Spotify, that's going to be three megabytes.

a thousand songs is three gigabytes a thousand thousand or a million is one terabyte wow wow I mean you got a listen man I mean there's a whole lot to do and you need distractions in government I'm just saying you know what if we're going to cut 57000 jobs maybe look at the guy who literally does nothing other than sign in onto his desktop and load up Tiger King Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. So our government has.

Hold on. Yeah. Go ahead. No, we could talk about. Do we not do the job all day? I just want to know who's what's the department. Did they list what's the department that was? Yeah, I just read them off.

I just read them off. One of them. It was one of them. It was shared services Canada. Procurement. Services and procurement. Privy Council, Global Affairs Canada. The Department of Fisheries.

and oceans east innovation science okay but we have to forgive the hold on we have to forgive the department of fisheries and oceans because they have like literally nothing to do all day like it's very boring for them right they're just sitting this is this is bullshit if i am working in the department of fisheries and oceans and i don't have anything on my docket i'm like sorry guys i got to do some field work and i'm getting in a boat and i'm throwing out a line dude they're watching the nature channel listening to David Attenborough, explain to them how fisheries work in Canada. David Suzuki. You're a Suzuki.

How dare you? You know what? You're also a Somali of dick. That's all right. I take it very well. No problem. Okay. Housing illegal immigrants has cost Canada $1.1 billion since 2017.

Can you stop being a racist, bro? Can you post something else? Like, you decide to post this now because I'm on. For real. All right. Well, here you go. Speaking. Okay.

Now, we have, thanks for everybody for tuning in. We're going to cover temporary foreign workers and we have one on to discuss it with us today. Vester, welcome to the show. Temporary workers account for 19% of Canada's private sector workforce. Deal with it. Deal with it. Hey, man. Some guys are going to be willing to do things way cheaper than what other people are willing to do it.

I mean, I got friends that are Algerians that come here. They're willing to do it for like peanuts, literally peanuts. So it's like, give us peanuts and we will do what you want. What's the problem? Let's see. It's very simple. Your French accent is terrible for somebody. That wasn't French.

That was me doing the Arabic accent. But it's okay. Yeah, but they're Algerian. They speak French. Yeah, but they also speak Arabic. It is okay. You just not only racist, but also ignorant. And arrogant.

23 Quebec business owners launched $300 million lawsuit over temporary foreign worker permits. The gist of this is, is that they're saying that if the government gets rid of the temporary foreign worker program, they can't make money anymore. They're going to close down. And therefore, they should be entitled to sue the taxpayers. Yeah, but the guy that wrote this is a French guy, so I don't trust them. You know what? Any name with Giroux, dude, you're racist. I mean, you have to understand.

That's our default, right, this minority thing is, by the way, I hope everyone knows I'm kidding. But our default is always like racism, right? You can't say anything. It's racist, right? Come on. It's racist. But if you just step back from the racism for a second, I, Quebec itself was like so racist.

Do you remember pasta gate, bro? Remember, like even the language, right, is a issue for us here in Quebec. And now for them to talk about temporary business owners launching $3 million lawsuit against foreign work permits. Yeah, well, we get to do what we want. And the province itself is screwed up, dude. And I think you know it better than most Albertans, just how screwed up. Because a lot of Albertans are angry at Quebec, but they very, very few of them that I've met

have been able to properly explain why. From my perspective, these business owners, people like, by the way, Guzo, these are sometimes Italians and Greeks and all these other people. They hire like Indians to do like, let's say they're cooking or handle the popcorn machines or all this stuff. And Quebec is just like all about no more immigration. We don't want to lose our identity. I think the rest of Canada is starting to catch on what Quebec has been trying to

fight for for like 20 years. You know, we want to stay. We want to keep our idea. I will say nothing right now. We will move on. Okay. All right. The NDP folks are not a serious party.

We found that out now. Come on. What did they do now? first time watching this show. Come on. No, no, no. I'm saying, I'm saying this in general. Like, what did they do now?

Well, that's exactly what I'm about to get to if you could stop interrupting me. Christ's sake. All right. Told me to interrupt you. Yes, but that doesn't mean you need to just like, just put it back in the deck already, Vesper. Okay. Okay, keep going. All right.

So the five hockey players who were accused of sexual assault. for running a train on that check. They got acquitted and largely due to unreliable testimony on her part. And staff. So the something got ditty. Yeah, more or less. But staff erred to blame after NDP mistakenly sends up press release saying hockey player is convicted.

So before the conviction or before the decision had been released by the judge, the NDP released this thing. condoning the conviction of them and saying it was great. And it was a great move forward. Yeah, it was this gamble. Like we got this in the bag. They're going to be guilty. Let's get ahead of this.

And then they took it down and then released another prepared statement saying that it was all a bunch of crap. And that was still even before the verdict had been read. I wonder if when they did all this, if in their offices they were playing jump around by House of Pain. I came to get down. I came to get down. I came to get down. In the brain by cyphers. Yeah.

It's seen in the membrane. Yeah. I mean, look, do they even have any more seats? How many seats do they have now? I think they have seven. How, but there's only like eight writings. But there's only like, yep. They've lost the ability to be part of committee now, though, right?

They've lost. They're technically sitting as independence. because they don't have party status. So they don't have offices. They don't have resources on Parliament Hill. They can't be in committees. Like technically, every time one of them gets up to speak,

now this was an Ottawa MPP. So this wasn't federal. This was provincial. But the federal ones, they all sit as independence, just like Elizabeth May. And so, and I don't want to harp on this.

So this is all because of juggernaut Sikh, that did this. Like, they all backed. him and he essentially completely collapsed the party and they're still trying to do press releases. Why are you not trying to gain some kind of credibility anymore? This was the provincial NDP though, not the federal NDP. Now, I guess this is a question I need clarified.

Don't they have to pass it through the federal party before they do it or are they independent? Well, technically they're all divisions of the federal party, but they exist somewhat a So there's no quality control to the top? like, hey, we want to post this. They won seven seats in the last election. Of course, there's no fucking quality control of Vesper. You're completely right. I walked into that one.

Keep going. You completely right. I walked in that. It's on me. I take it. Kanoo walks away from pipeline deal. So a bunch of the premiers are doing a bunch of glad handing back and forth and saying that they're just going to, I like the idea of making the federal government

largely irrelevant. And then Kanoe basically just said, I'm not going to sign in on this. pipeline agreement because it doesn't have enough indigenous consultation provisions in it. But the guy's just, he's playing to his base and it has no basis in economic reality. And that, my friends, he should have just hired Corridix,

Corricks or any of these people that claimed indigenous status. I don't think you can say that word on this show. Oh, sorry. Well, I mean, I said Cora and then I said Dix, but I put them together. I think I could say them. Well, maybe she does. Would you have preferred a bag of dicks or cora dix?

Which would you prefer? Why not both? Okay. This is an actual news clip in Saskatoon. RCMP are searching for a man who has been spotted completely naked at a campground several times over the last month. And as Terry Fikowski reports, they want to find him and find out why he's naked. I don't know what else to add to that. No, just leave it there.

It's perfect. We need to frame it. I wish we had like literally frames and then we can just put videos. You literally have a frame behind you. No, no, I meant like a video frame of that just playing on repeat all day. That's it. We can just play it for the next hour.

Okay. And they don't know why he's naked. All right, go ahead. From the New York Post. From the New York Post, this is the article. Do you have summer long balls? Awkward phenomenon could be uncomfortable and impact your fertility.

I love the clip art. They always put on these things, hey? Right. Well, come on, dude. Oh, no. They actually show it. Oh, no. This is a serious article with anatomic drawings of,

I'm not sure why your urethra is relevant in the picture, but it's very clearly drawn. Oh, you could have used walnuts. You couldn't use chestnuts. You could have used anything. You use a literal picture. Come on. Yeah.

And look at the way the nutsack hangs outward. I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now. I think we need to switch this. Do you have long ball syndrome? That's none of your business on whether or not I struggle with long ball syndrome or not, okay? Well, it might not. It wouldn't be a struggle. I'll tell you that.

Apparently, the solution? Winter. Dan dies after heavyweight training chain around neck, pulls him into MRI machine. What? Yeah. So dude was wearing a 20-pound weight training chain. And his wife was like,

hey, can you come here for a minute, honey, while she's getting her MRI? He got pulled into the machine and died. So well done. The next time you're pissing your wife off. And she actually, so for those of you who don't know because you're in Canada, MRI is a magnetic residence imager. And it's something that doctors in other countries use to diagnose medical conditions. You've probably never seen it or heard of it.

But actually really common in other. Yeah. A CT scan is basically for soft body. The MRIs cover basically everything like bones and down to like everything at that point. And I think this is why the magnetism is. resonance you go in and these magnets just spin around you like very very very fast and it gives like a whole body resonance and this guy was wearing a metal chain and that shit just pulled them in holy cow so like some marvel movie stuff dude like this is like you're thinking luke cage right right yeah yeah okay but see see i heard this and i didn't think luke cage i was thinking more along the lines of like flave a flave or nelly yeah no but they were a gold dude and the platinum that that's stuff's not making. Yeah.

If anything, it'd be DMX, early DMX. Oh, yeah. Early days of DMX, you know, with the big dog chain. He hasn't really done much lately, has he? Come on, dude. Come on, dude. All right, what's this? Okay.

I'm just going to translate this post. This is German. People are talking about this in Germany. And for those of you who... Wiedermen-Schne-Snitsen. Identity. She's just afton. This is German.

People are talking about this in Germany, in German. A 29-year-old Canadian has taken the entire poetry and literary scene by storm, and everything about it is beautiful. As a poet, Aaron Barry from Vancouver transformed into a gender fluid member of the Nigerian diaspora, named Adel Nguanquo, who in her work explores the connection between identity, trauma, and humor. Under the pseudonym Dirthog Savage, respectfully, Barry published a poem titled, non-binary god or which deity would be a turf. In another poem, the author wrote about a lesbian WWE

wrestler with the poem bearing a title, A Coming Out, A Wrestler, Porn. Another gem, the utterly chaotic stream of Shakespeare references and sexual terms loosely separated by question marks and emojis. It begins with the question to be or not to be, only to follow with the name Shakespeare's little cum slot. The poem was published by Jake the Mag, for which Barry used the pseudonym B.H. Fine,

with the self-chosen pronouns of It's Complicated. The poem was nominated for Best of the Net Award in 2025. In total, the man from Vancouver received 30 prestigious literary magazines worldwide from 23 to 2024, which published nearly 50 of his poems. This is not a serious country. This kind of makes me feel, and I think of like Rachel Dolazal. You remember that Rachel Dolazzo?

Remember that white woman that claimed she was black? And she went on Dr. Phil. That was Elizabeth Warren. No, no, that one, no, that's Pocahontas. This is Rachel Dolezal who went on and basically was like, I'm black. Just because you curled your hair, you're not black. So you can look her up, but it was, she still thinks she's black, by the way, just so you know. Well, I mean, if no one's going to correct her, you know, it's like, uh, this is the world we live in right now, too, is I can be a banana.

And you know, I have a right to call me anything but a banana or long. You are bananas. You are bananas. Okay. So Fantastic Four of the movie has come out. Did you watch it? Did you watch it? No, no, I haven't watched it.

I haven't watched it. I'm not going to spoil it. I'm not going to spoil it. I'm not going to spoil it. Okay. Yeah, I'm guessing that the invisible woman and the silver surfer, because they're the main women single-handedly save the world from Galactus. Fantastic Four is a masterpiece.

The visual effects in the score are a huge standout. Galactus is huge in IMAX. It's emotional and gives you hope. It beats you off and doesn't stop. it beats you off and doesn't stop. So do you want a non-spoiler review right away? That was a non-spoiler review. It beats you off and doesn't stop.

No, no. That's their review. The movie, for the first time, in my opinion, at least we don't have any more wokeism. Okay, good. Like the mother, like nobody was gay. The mother loved her children and loved her husband. I'll just stay there.

That's actually kind of a refreshing change. From CTV, anyone could forget a kid in a hot car research shows. No, no, they can't. No, not even close. I did that once with my wife. Dude, I literally not only slept on the sofa, but like the next morning,

she wouldn't make me breakfast. Oh, the humanity. Thoughts and prayers for Vesper. Even when I ordered her, I didn't understand. Okay. That is how it works in the Middle East. Has revealed the name for its new fair inspectors.

They are called the Provincial Offenses Officers. Now, for those of you playing along at home, provincial affairs officers, the acronym is poo. If you live in... He's imagine if it would have been like provincial elected engineers. It would be P. So like, why would you name it with an acronym of poo, you morons? They have no optics.

I swear half these people have zero understanding of optics. So their job is to go around on transit and make sure everybody's paying for their fares. But I hear that they've actually been going out to a lot of the waterfront areas because it's kind of been an ongoing thing in Ontario that there's lots of poo at the beach as well. Okay, we're not going to play this thing. I don't know how well. Well, here's the thing. This is an interview with Hunter Biden. And this is an actual thing.

This is not doctored. It's not AI. This is not anything. It's three minutes. It's three minutes. All of it's gold. I don't know what I'm going to stop. But just this is an actual interview.

So let's watch it. Former president's son. The only difference between crack cocaine and cocaine is sodium by carbonate and water and heat, literally. That's it. And those things. They're pretty much free if you go to like a science store. This is free.

You can go to a, your neighborhood convenience store and just get, anyway, I don't want to tell people how to make, how to make, how to make. You just did, you idiot. It is a mini-star cocaine and baking soda. How different is the experience? It was vastly, vastly different. And like, for real, I, I feel really reluctant. So anyways, Hunter Biden, nobody knows how the cocaine got into the White House, though. Nobody knows how the cocaine got in the White House.

All right, here you go. This is the news we all came here for. Indian police, a fake ambassador ran bogus embassy for micronations. This guy, this is the best, this is the best East Indian scam I have heard of yet. Okay? He wasn't asking for Bob's in Virginia. He wasn't phoning you to tell you that Tellis was going to give you 50% off your bill. He literally set up an entire fake embassy.

with luxury cars and fake passports. He's been running this since 2016. He claimed to be representing West Arctic, Suborga, Polovia, Ladonia. There's a whole ton of micronations in the world. And he basically just said, I'm going to be like your ambassador for hire to India. And it's an absolutely wonderful scam.

And for those of you who don't know where West Africa or West, West Arctic is It's west of Antarctica Which is bullshit Because literally there is nothing West of Antarctica Everything is north of Antarctica Or is that what

Is that what the government is telling you That's a fair point I mean Our compass is even real Driver charge Are the maps really the way they are I don't know I haven't been to all of the places

I mean we haven't been to space How could we know All right, let's keep going. That is facing charges after stunning video shows a car speeding down a sidewalk. Just take a look. This footage posted on Reddit showing a white Lexus driving dangerously down. Every day I'm hustling. Every day I'm hustling.

This is how you drive, bro. Well, so the driver, last name saying, has had his license suspended because of this video. Times list of the best podcasts of all time, 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward. If you're going to look at it really cynically and say, if they wanted to intentionally leave out one podcast. Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan did not make the list of the 100 best podcasts of all time.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, at this point, it's like, I mean, yeah. no comment yeah so so there's that this is what eva was talking about here uh city of calgary lays down the law on nine year old boy having fun this tree swing has been up for seven years he's the third kid who's played in it uh but bylaw came by and said that the tree swing needs to be taken down and then they followed up like she got home late that night or whatever didn't have a chance to and literally the next day they were like we are going to stay here while you dismantle this fucking tire swing because this aggression will not stand.

Yeah, but I mean, twos, we got to be fair. Okay. The police are probably looking at this as mischief. I mean, it's just, I can't believe that we are letting people go seven entire years breaking very serious bylaws. And they said that, they said that if that tree ever needed to be cut down because of the swing, that they were going to find her $20,000. This is the kind of hard hitting.

I heard that the tree applied for made. Maybe that tire swing could register as seeking asylum. It's already been working in the country for the past seven years. And it's been here illegally the entire time. Bravo. Bravo. Hulk Hogan died. Did you hear about this?

I did, man. I was kind of sad, and then I realized he was a real piece of shit. So then I was like, all right. I thought he was wonderful. But there's a lot of people who do think he's a piece of shit. And that's what I wanted to really talk about. So Bruce Arthur, who Toronto Star, basically, if someone has a bad take on something, there's a decent chance.

It's him. He says, as for Hulk Hogan, he was always the villain and an example of how villains are sold his heroes to us impressionable kids. He was a gutter racist, an enemy of journalism. a great showman who couldn't wrestle and the American hot dog colored fraud. He was a warning in a way. Yeah. As much as I love Hulk Hogan.

No, this is good. I like that. The persona. But I think this is great. And what you said is also great. I hate the fact that in our culture, just as soon as somebody dies,

we have to say they're awesome. We're not allowed to say that they sucked. If they died, they have to get immediately vilified. The only two exceptions of this to ever happen. are Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler. Everybody else, they can be an absolute piece of shit their entire lives,

but if they're died, we have to look back on them fondly, or at best say that they had a trouble life. This guy slept with another man's wife, but because he was filmed, he sues him and wins millions of dollars. And this guy, yeah. He cheated with another man's wife,

but because it was caught on tape and then put out in public, which is defamation, he sued him for damages. Hulk Hogan has been known. Terry has just been a jerk across the board. And by the way, again, let's distinguish something. I love Brett the Hitman Heart. My favorite was always Ultimate Warrior. I loved it when Hulk Hogan would show up.

But- Hacksaw Jim Duggan, the Bushwhackers. All of these guys. It was a golden age. All of these guys. Jokuzuna, Chitonka. Yeah. All of them, all of them, right?

Every single one of them had this, like, this aura. And then you find out, like, ultimate warrior, right? Is like this sitting in an airport trying to, like, just, like, goes off. And this little kid and cubs up there and says, Mr. Warrior, can I get an autograph? He says, fuck off, kid. Like, this is the kind of people these are, right? And even before macho man, Randy Savage, passed away, he went off all over him and called him a complete douchebag.

and would just fit people against others. Remember, remember the original Spider-Man where he played Bone Saw? Yeah. Boomsaw is ready. Yeah. Bonesaw and Macho Man. By the way, he was a legit gangster.

Like, you couldn't mess with Macho Man. And Terry was just a, like a wuss. And just was doing whatever Vince McMahon said until he got what he wanted with the NWA and went there and then came back. Like, okay. Hey, the aura of Americana. Remember at the time with Andre the Giant and they had Sergeant Slaughter and then they had the sheik and all this was great.

Like, right. Right. No, no. I'm talking like the Golden Age, right? Like even before that. Right. So, you know, when the thumbs crashing down and it hurts inside, like all this stuff, all this Americana stuff, amazing. And he did it great.

Oh, totally rocky four vibes. Right. But then you go into the background. Holy moly. is it dark. It is very dark. But okay, here's the thing. Like the point I wanted to make, absolutely, but the point I wanted to make is that we need to normalize having honest conversations about people who were dead. Let's let's face it. Paul Walker was a shitty fucking actor. He was garbage. If he hadn't

wrapped his car around a tree, we would be mocking him tirelessly. But he had a tragic death. And so now we have to sit back and watch too fast, too furious and pretend that he can act his way out of a paper bag. I don't like that. And we're not going after his personality here. This is where Paul Walker and Hulk are different in that their personalities are clearly different. But if we're kind of the same lately.

No, in terms of their, if we're talking about acting, Hogan was a better actor than Paul Walker. Okay. Yeah, which is saying something. Right.

But if we're talking about actual personality, I would go with Paul Walker. But you're absolutely right. We're not to speak ill of the dead, right? That's the whole thing. Yeah. But I don't like. But we're not pissing on someone's grave when we call out the truths of what happened.

If this man happened to be a racist and let's say a rapist, even, God forbid, and then he dies because he did something for humanity, how does that absolve him of being a pedophile? Speaking of pedophiles, I hope we're going to touch on this Epstein thing, because if we're not, I'm going to be very disappointed you. Fraising. Well, actually, I hadn't had it, but we can, you know what? What do you want to say about it?

I think Trump has betrayed the entire fucking mega movement. Yeah, absolutely. The reason why is because I've been seeing articles coming out that the FBI and the CIA have said that his names were in those lists. And now he's kind of like, I don't know what everyone's wanting the scam. Why is everyone want to see what's inside it? It's a scam. It's a waste of time. Who's still talking about it?

Why don't you guys talk about the White House? I redecorated it. Yeah, look at all the good things that I've done. Look at this. Look at that. Why do we need to see this? I don't know because it was a campaign promise douchebag. And maybe because Cash Patel said there was something. Dan Bongino said there was something.

And all of America said something. Kid Rock said, who knows nothing, said there was something. Okay. Everybody. And now suddenly, and Pam Bondi goes out in Van der. Everybody says, we got tens of thousands of pedophiles. It's literally sitting on my desk. And then she says later, there's nothing.

And then Cash Patel and Don Bongino. Yeah. No, look, he killed himself. Yeah, we saw the, we saw the test. Yeah. My name is Dan Bongino. And I just want to, I just want to say that I'm not being coerced at all. And, and, and, dude, if anyone's watched his, his podcast for at least, at least a month, you

would have known that this man consistently. brought it up heading up into the election. Yeah. And then afterwards, nope, nothing to see here. And, and it's,

it's, it's ridiculous. You now have actual Republicans and Democrats joining to, we want you to just, fuck, fuck, man, it took 80 years to show us who killed Kennedy.

And now you're going to do this bullshit. Seriously? And Dan Bongino, that guy is a mountain. Imagine how, how scary something has to be to intimidate him. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, it's funny for a president who just went to Fort Knox, you know, he went to the treasury to see the gold reserves. I don't know if you saw that on truth social. I didn't see that. Yeah, it's on truth social. So they show you a video of him walking into Fort Knox, but not actually show us any of the gold. So here's my question. You're this president. Are they doing these conspiracy theories on purpose, do you think? Let me just continue. So Edward Snowden is still not allowed back. That's how much he cares about freedom, right?

So get this, here's the hypocrisy. You saw what's been happening with Obama, Trump, right? Like, that he's for treason, Tulsi Gabbard, blah, blah, blah, blah. So it's okay to arrest a president, right, that was spying on your campaign and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But it's also okay to arrest somebody who exposed that the government was spying on its people. So why is this guy not already let back into the USA? Why is he have to hide out in Russia? Well, I mean, there ought to be a parade in that guy's honor, in all honesty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's one thing. Number two, Roswell. Why haven't you showed anything from Roswell? You said you would. You would show everything that Roswell had. Didn't do that either. Oh, there's nothing interesting.

Right. Everything this guy is doing, it's, you know what I ultimately feel? I'll wrap it up on this because it can go forever. He's giving the breadcrumbs to the people. Like, okay, yes, it's only a woman. It's only a man. There's no middle. Okay?

There's just one. It's just a man or a woman. He'll give people this, celebrate. God saved me. We should worship God. That's great. Even devils know there's a God. So that's not a big mountain to climb.

No, we acknowledge it. Okay. Then he does this. He does all these little things. And then the big things that in the background, no one talks about it. No one talks about the fact that you and I talked about this with Sean, that Black Rock and Vanguard are working with him.

You know, those guys we call devils for like four years who were trying to take over the world with DEI in globalism, who are still doing it, by the way, with Larry Fink. And then suddenly he falls out with Elon Musk. Why? Because he's about to spend $2 trillion. And next year, another $2 trillion. And I'm going to make all this money back in tariffs. What?

Like, I was talking to my cousins out in, like, down south out in Texas and then Austin. I'm like, they're like, yeah, he's giving y'all a lot of tariffs. I'm like, what? He's giving you a lot of tariffs. You're paying taxes. Haven't you noticed that the cheese, the framage that you're supposed to be getting from Quebec that you love? Remember the one you were eating? She said, now that you're telling me, yeah, it's more expensive. I shouldn't have had to tell you. Like, the issue is Trump for me and the Epstein list is a betrayal to the entire base about transparency. If he, he, won't release this.

It's not even a betrayal to his base. It's a betrayal to everybody. But the point is, who the fuck do we think? Who the fuck do we think is in those lists? Everybody. What do you think Jeffrey Epstein was friends with? Bill Gates, Enron level,

bankers, heads of state. I mean, we knew Prince Andrew. Like, he's the only dummy that got scape, like literally thrown under the bus for this, right? Can you imagine how many more of the monarchs might be involved? Can you imagine that our king might be in that list? Well, I mean, it's going to be weird.

I thought it was strange even with Prince Andrew because I just feel like after all of these centuries of the monarchy doing what they do, it's probably hard for any of them to get an erection for somebody outside of their immediate family. That goes without saying. But I guess when we talked about that, I wanted to talk about the Epstein thing at some point,

but not bloatedly because all the American podcasters are talking about it. Yeah, I mean, I've been covering it, you know, past few weeks too. All I'm saying is, does it mean he's not American? No, it just means he's a fucking New Yorker. At the end of the day,

Trump is not an American first. He's a New Yorker. And if you understand what I'm, if you've been to New York and you are a New Yorker, then you will understand what I'm saying when I say he's a New Yorker. Me first, everybody second. That's Trump.

You literally, truth social is one big fucking ego project. The whole fucking platform. It's Trump, right? Why do you just call it Trump social? That should have been their name. So I'll land on that. Okay, all right. These are the common dangers

Toronto ER doctors say kids should avoid. The risk is simply not worth it. This is from the Toronto Star. Pools and water play, biking without a helmet, trampolines, tobogging and sledding, electric bites and scooters, lesser known culprits include inflatable bouncy castles let's see here what was the other one

lawnmowers shopping carts so kids need to stay away from all of this so basically don't let your kids outside Nintendo switch don't let them outside give them Nintendo Switch and if you have a like a strap vest put them in a strap vest

that way they will you know what it is this reminds me that Seinfeld episode with the Bubble boy. Oh, that's totally it. Or the social episode with the kid with the life jacket. Right. Like, I feel like Jordan Peterson said this once. I don't remember where he said, rather than dealing with, like, information and teaching

people how to live life, what they're opting for is everybody needs to be in a bubble suit so nobody gets hurt. Yeah. This is the world we're living in. You can't say wrong words. It hurts my feelings. You can't wear that guy on the fucking plane that wore the. Blackface Trudeau.

They kicked them out. Okay. Well, actually, sorry, we could get to that right now if you want. Like, are we serious? How many fuckers wear Che Guevara?

Do you guys know who Che Guevara is? Like, nobody gives you shit that Che Guevara was like a bad guy. Nobody. He does look cool on a shirt, though. Yeah, but like Che Guevara's that okay. I was like,

that's kind of a cool shirt. Why is that okay, though? I had no idea. Um, okay. But yeah, this. So here's the thing. is so it's Uncle Hack.

He's got a bunch of merchandise, including this shirt that got dude kicked off of a flight in Halifax. And it's funny, I got an issue a slight correction because I was on Clyde Show on Wednesday. And we were talking about it as though we thought it was actually Uncle Hack who'd been kicked off. But it wasn't. It was just his shirt that had gotten the guy kicked off. So he was wearing that classic Trudeau East Indian blackface picture on a shirt.

And they said, that's offensive. You can't wear it on the plane. You need, you can't even fly. Now, I'm going to go ahead and say that if it's, if it's okay for us after that got released to vote for him at least once more,

maybe it was twice more. I can't remember exactly when once. Okay. All right. If, if that, how did that not disqualify his ass? If that man,

if it was okay for us to vote him in as leader of the fucking country after that came out, it should be okay for somebody to wear that shirt on a fucking plane. I mean, we have pictures of U.S. presidents in their mugshots, right? They had no problems with fucking Trump with a mugshot. Remember his mugshot? Yeah. He made shit to that shit. Why did nobody complain then?

Why did none of these liberal neocons and Democrats and sensitive people complain? Because it's their thing. It's their thing. Right. Yeah. Okay. Here. For the first time in CFL history.

and all female support crew. Wait, the CFL still exists? Shut your whore mouth. So all the refs and all the people running the chains and everything like that, all women. So I will repeat, the CFL still exists. So they just, they didn't realize it. Hey, dude, you don't have flutie no more.

That was the end of the CFL for me. It was flutie. That's it. That's when I stopped watching. Probably, yeah. So the last game, saw was when the Baltimore Stallions won the Grey Cup.

Yeah. All right. Are you serious? The entire refs and all this are all women. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But they don't realize that football has quarters.

It doesn't have periods. And also, I'm pretty sure the game is going to start 30 minutes late. Oh, man. That's bad. Hey, all the woman. I'll tell you this.

He's not speaking to me. He's not speaking to me. All right. I'm just letting you know. All their wife sees this, honey. don't agree with what he just said. Okay, they'll come after me. The ref jerseys are going to be crisp, not a single seam on them.

Well, first of all, I would have at least changed the pattern to a horizontal line. Right, right? Well, the vertical stripes are slimming, right? Yeah, they are, but then, I mean, who are we kidding? Look at it. Hey, this is one, by the way. What else are we going to talk about? Well, okay, we got Uncle Hack.

Oh, here we go. more racism stuff. Most Canadians still think Canada is accepting too many immigrants and many don't trust newcomers according to poll. Now, the funny thing is, is that if you actually go into the stats, where the hell is it?

Basically, oh, shoot, I can't remember. The trust, actual trust, blah, blah, blah. Basically, people who are white are less likely to say that there are too many immigrants

than people who are not. I will agree to that. I have cousins that came from Syria and I don't trust them. Okay. Odd anecdote, but sure. Fair enough. Fred, you wanted to know.

Hey, by the way, just so you know, immigrants, the immigrants that come are more racist than any of the other people. Oh, absolutely. I mean,

that's, we don't care. We literally don't care. We literally don't care. It's unfortunate in our cultures that it's like this, but we lived in a very, savage land, let's say the Middle East. I don't want to talk about the other places, but in the Middle East, it's savage.

It's survival. And the last thing you care about is, like, what the color of this guy's skin is. You'll call them exactly what you want to call. That's how the mentality is over there. So when they come here, they don't integrate properly, there's always those vestiges that they keep of, like, calling. Like, we don't have a name for white people, but we have a name for every other nationality. Just so you know that.

That's because white people isn't a nationality, you racist prick? There's Irish, there's German. There's even fucking French. Yeah. There's a million of them. I'm just explaining to you that like in every, the problem is, is that a lot of these, whether they be Asian, Middle Eastern, African, everyone pretends they're not racist. And I think Russell Peters exposed this very well as a comedian that we're all actually

very racist, you know, but it's the government's job to create this optical. illusion that they are somehow being oppressed. Motherfucker, all the Arabs and Indians own all the dollaramas and are rolling in hustling money every day. Like, we are some of the richest people because of what we've done and we don't care. And you want to paint us like, we're the victims? We're no victims, okay? Like, I'm saying it straight.

And this is from a person born in Beirut and came here. We're not victims. You could call us, you can call us terror. He calls whatever you want. It doesn't hurt. feelings it just doesn't it just doesn't all right okay fair enough all right i'm i'm saying i'm just i'm just i'm speaking for all the minorities yeah you're speaking on behalf of all of your other fellow mexicans i get it okay french president sues candace owens for defamation over

claim that his wife is a dude this is actually happening man when she punched him in that plane i I was like, yo, no girl could throw a right like that. No, no girl could throw a right like that. And then I'm like, the tendon motion was just, it was a snap. I was like, yeah, I haven't seen that. That was a man. Only a man could do that. I just, I want to see, you know, the people who got upset about the Penn State swimmers.

Start saying that, you know, we should allow, we need to start excluding trans women from being first ladies of countries. It's just another thing they're taking away from. Well, you know, on a more serious note, I don't know why that has hijacked the more egregious situation. And I'm assuming you know what the egregious situation between Emmanuel and what's Bob, his wife. The fact that she beats him and that there seems to be a drug problem. No, no, no. She was in a relationship with him when he was 16 years old and she was 40. That would have been fine if she was hot.

why are we still saying she? Okay, she. It's a he. That's the whole point in front of this. If it was a hot chick who's 40 and yes. If Cameron Diaz, if Cameron Diaz at 40 would have wanted me, yeah, man. Oh, yeah, for sure. But when Bobby, Bobby Boucher wants to marry me, like, and I'm working at the Rothschild, like, maybe the level of access.

She groomed this guy. He groomed this guy and then started putting him in these banking jobs. Because he worked at the Rothschild banking. I don't know if you knew that before he became president. So this person probably has ties to bigger people. And maybe Emmanuel was just like her douce bigelow male jigolo. Maybe it was grooming or maybe just sitting there with a high up dress and then does the basic instinct thing. shows a nice set of long summer long balls

and his heart was gone after that. No, it's not basic instinct. It's the crying game. No, I'm talking specifically basic instinct. No, but in basic instinct, there was no balls. That was in the crying game when he found out that. You don't understand the joke. It's okay.

Okay, I don't understand. I'm saying, picture the Sharon Stone thing, but with a pair of balls. Okay. And then like, normally the reaction should be the ace ventura with like the suction thing on his face. You know what the trying game song in the background. Einhard is Finco. Why are we making memes of those, bro?

Just be putting Einhorn's face on that picture. I'm ashamed of you, by the way. I'm highly disappointed that you didn't put that next to Einhorn's face. Well, I mean, especially after we were just talking about the CFL because there's a great Laces Out tie-in. That would have been a perfect segue. And speaking of Laces Out, Candice Owen is being sued.

All right. Okay. Again with the fucking French. The French are claiming air conditioning results in thermal shock. But the prospect of U.S. style air conditioning sends shivers through some Europeans. People who are particularly concerned about climate change want to avoid using electricity for air conditioning. And in France, media outlets often warns, and warned that cooling a room to more than 15 degrees Fahrenheit below the outside temperature

can cause something called thermal shock resulting in nausea, loss of consciousness, and even respiratory arrest. So if you cool more than six degrees down from the exterior temperature, you could cause respiratory arrest because of thermal shock. Next. Canadian Senator calls for lowering voting age to 16 after UK does so. So last week, Carla and I were talking about this. The UK is lower the voting age. Hold on. Shout out to Carla.

Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome person. Awesome person. Awesome person. Wonderful lady.

Unlike this idiot bitch. Who wants the more than voting age of Canada? Phil Primo just wrote. I don't know what the fuck guys. But it's true. It's true. That's why it's funny. This is the mesh up.

This is what you're supposed to be here. So this Canadian senator. So last week, Carl and I were talking about this. And I said, you know what? It's really nice. It's refreshing for once that the stupidest thing

in the world that a country is doing is happening somewhere outside of Canada. And I'm glad that it's, for once, it's not us leading the charge off the, fucking cliff. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, fast forward a week. Yeah. And we've already got a senator who's like, well, Britain is doing it. We should do it too. No, we shouldn't. Okay? No, they should. They don't have to brush their teeth.

Does that mean we should stop doing it? No, they should because there's reasons. Reason one, too many people now know how fucked up we are. We need to go to the people that have not yet been exposed to how fucked up we are. And that's why. It's insane. How many 16 year old? know the state of politics right now, dude.

How many 40-year-olds know the state of politics? A lot more than a lot of 16-year-olds. That is the one just discovering masturbation. Hold on. 60-year-olds are just discovering maybe masturbation, unless they're very advanced by now. But the whole point is usually at 16, you're getting your first kiss.

How do you scale teenage masturbation? Like, do you have a ranking system? Yes, I do. If you come from a very abusive household, you discover it very early. If you come from a very loving household, discover it very late. I did not know that, actually.

No, that's just my opinion. There's no scientific evidence for this. Okay. It's to console yourself. Fair enough. I feel like it's not a constant state of consolation for a lot of teenage boys. But moving along. Chikungia.

Yes, this is. Make it fucking easier. Just call it gunya or chick. Well, okay, World Health Organization. Can I read the headline? for crying out loud. World health organization. Don't invite me next time.

How about that? I think I won't. I'm kidding. You come back anytime. World health organization for the fifth time. Sounds alarm on risk of chicken gunya epidemic. Now personally, I think this is great. We're finally back to being able to name viruses after the country they came from.

Wait, is there a place called malaria? No, it's a, it's a, large area, but it's not malaria. Okay. So anyway, I mean, do you ever notice that like as soon as nobody starts paying attention to the World Health Organization? They're like, hey, guys, guys, come out with the dumbest shit. There's another virus.

There's another virus. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Like, they're those guys who just rev their motorcycles when people are doing other things. I mean, I found it. The one good thing about America is that you got to say at least Trump got out of the World Health Organization is signed to get out of that whole thing.

Yes. I'm sad because Canadians are talking about whether or not we should join the European Union. Like we're not in Europe, dipshits. Why would we join the European Union? We're not in Europe. Like it makes no sense. I don't know if you've seen this. There's been like people in the government saying should we join the European Union and more Canadians.

Who's the more Canadians? What's this statistic? You asked what a thousand people and like 800 said yes. Did you bother asking 42 million people? Did you bother asking any adults? Was everybody you asked 16 and maybe they're idiots and also shouldn't vote? Okay. Paradoxy says malaria, the translation of it being sick error.

Okay, fair enough. I did not know that. Now, happy news. We're going to go through this real fast. But basically, here's a video clip of this guy. That's you? So Gary O'clock. He found out that,

Oh shit. I don't know why it does this. But anyway, he found out that one of the guys in the crowd, his wife had passed away a couple days before, but wanted him to go to the show anyway. And so he went to the show,

called him up on stage, said, we're going to cover all your burial costs and give you some money. So just, you know, Wow. Class act. Wow.

That is unbelievably a class act. Holy. Wow. Yeah. And then also in other good news, nature is healing. This is from the view. And before we go on hiatus, we only have one more show after this. I'm allowed to say that, right?

Too late now. So it doesn't really matter. Yeah. So apparently they were just going to quietly cancel it. That's their second last show. And Joy Bihar says, am I allowed to say this now? Well, after Joy Reid, I was expecting something like this. when Joey Reid got canceled and canned off CNN.

Well, and Stephen Colbert. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, if they're terrible shows with shitty takes on everything that lose tons of money,

how long do you want it to keep going for it? You know, I get the fact that it's a tax rate off, but there's a finite amount of tax right off. I mean, I don't know. Did you see the Disney movie Ironheart? They're still going for it.

I don't get it. No, dude. I didn't. I basically, the last, the last show of Disney, of the MCU that I saw in its entirety. And I went and saw all of the movies up to end game in the theater with,

there was two that I didn't, two that I missed, but I saw Infinity War twice in the theater and Winter Soldier twice in the theater. So it worked out. I saw every TV show they did, all the next Netflix shows. The last one, so I'm talking like every single thing they did. And the last one I watched was Hawkeye. Yeah. The whole thing.

And I was just like, I can't, I can't, I am your biggest fan and I can't deal with this anymore. You need to do better. When you go see Fantastic 4, you're going to see that they're not completely out of the woods, but they're bringing it back. They're bringing it slowly back because I think Figey's going to get fired. Mark my words. I think Figey's going to get fired. Oh, really?

The guy who has been at the head of 15 flops in a row, you think you might be getting fired? I think. I have an inkling. I have an inkling that he might get fired. I mean, look, Kathleen Kennedy still hasn't been fired. Yeah, but that Bob Eiger is just, I mean, you got to let him off slow. I mean, he's not going to come off the chopping block right away in Florida. He's going to lose his entire.

He got back in like a year, two years ago. Yeah, I know. And he ran the company before that. So he came in. Honestly, honestly, Elon spoke for all of us when he told him to go fuck himself. Like when he said, you're going to blackmail me for advertising. really keep your money let's see how long your company lasts with your track record yeah but anyways the view is going to be gone good about time less cancer on on tv now community notes august 7th in

stettler i can't remember where exactly but august 7th in stetler is the candidates debate for the battle river uh by election so pierre polliev is confirmed to be there although he hasn't really announced publicly yet because apparently he wants to keep it on the down low. So don't tell everybody. Don't tell everybody that August 7th in Stetler, Pierre Paulyev, will be at the debate for

the candidates. Prairie Rising Forum in Regina October 18th. Tickets and info at Prairie Rising Forum.ca. Speakers confirmed so far. Martin Armstrong, Sean Newman, Wayne Peters, Bryce Wade, Brett Olin, Matt Eric, Jamie Sinclair,

more to come. And she wants to know if I'm confirmed for that yet. I don't and I'm just in such a war run right now. I got to get back. It's a tentative, yes. It's a tentative, yes. It's a tentative. I have no idea.

I would really like to. I've just got a lot on my plate right now. So, and then there was a couple more. I didn't write them down and we've been going on for a long time. So we're going to cut it off there. Vesper, thank you so much for coming on. Eva, if you're still watching, it was great to have you. Thanks very much.

Everybody else, thanks for tuning in. And listen, if any of you want more of my craziness, visit me on X, Vesper Digital. And you'll find out a little bit more about my insanity and why I'm friends with twos. I think anybody who's been listening for the last two hours knows exactly why we're friends. It was fun, man. Thank you for having me on as always. It was my pleasure. It was my pleasure.

All right. We'll see you guys later. Hopefully, Sean is going to be paroled. next week. Hopefully, hopefully, we'll see if that happens.