Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 169

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

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Welcome to the MASHup Welcome to the MASH up Welcome to the MASH up Welcome to the MASH up What's up everybody? I am your host Oh hey, welcome back Sean. Can we just collectively agree as a society to stop saying in the world?

This is the best thing in the world. This is the greatest thing in the world. This is the largest thing in the world. Unless it's been interred or otherwise buried, it is not actually in the world. It is best on the world. And our language should reflect that. I'm so happy to be back up in the world today. Like, I'm just pumped. Mashup 169. How's everybody doing? How's you doing?

It's been a while. I'm doing great. How's daylight treating you? You know, you don't like to make life easy. My first live show back, and it took me until 1058, well, 9.58, Mountain Standard time to get through the avalanche that you put on me. I'm like, oh, this is what it feels like to be back in this world. I hope all the mashup folks are great. We got, we got Vesper backed it.

Wait, wait, Chion made bail. We all got together by you. What an odd statement. Why would you? Yes. Well, I've been in prison. It's been a lovely prison. It's how pretty much every prisoner in Canada is treated minus two.

So, you know, I've been quite enjoying myself on this side, too. Okay. All right. Now, okay. Any issues in the laundry room or anything like that? No, I fought them off. I thought him off. Okay.

Mashup 16. I'd like to tell you that Sean fought the good fight, but prison is not a fairy tale. Mashup 169. How's everybody doing today? It's good to be back by popular demand. I got a lot of texts about it. So we're bringing back this guy. Oh, hello, Vesper.

Oh, it is good to see that ugly mug. Yes. The feeling is mutual. Yes, well, the three of us are going to roll through Mashup 169. We're going to have some fun today. We got lots in store for everyone. Before we get going, I want to say Happy Airborne Friday. Jim Sinclair, wherever you're at, Jim, he texts me about a thousand times.

I was pumped about it, but I didn't, I was like, Jim, I'm trying to be on holidays here. Stop sending me articles. Stop sending me things. Now, Jim, you may send me all of the things, okay? Happy Airborne Friday to all the military boys out there. Um, we appreciate, uh, you fellas a lot. And if you're watching the show, like, share and send a Sean, a rooster cake with a file in it. It's good to be back.

It's good to be back, boys. Vesper, how's it go this morning? Uh, apart from seeing twosys face, great. All right. I thought we, I thought we settled this last week, bro. Oh, why we, why we back settled? Nothing has been settled. man

it's it's like bat man and the Joker we're just going to continue doing this dance yeah yeah I know

it's sad well at least we have Harley Quinn with us so I don't know if if you ever if you're ever at a live event

with him he's much more the calendar man than anything else yeah all right you know what Sean we're not gonna go

like all like jumping all over you today. But something tells me, we're just, you know, you're the nicest guy here. That's all I'm saying. By a mile. By a mile. All right.

Well, you want to start with the Coots, six and a half. I know this, I don't know, do we need to change the headline? I think, you know, we've got to come up with a new name for it. Well, it's the Canadian legal system is what it is. Okay. First, one of the headlines from the National Post, I'm just going to read the headline from killings to rape, the heinous crimes that could get.

you less jail time than a freedom convoy organizer um we've you two have basically well twos and guess have been basically uh talking about this we've been talking about this for like two years now we have been like welcome to the party pal there's so many people who are like isn't it crazy that you can get less time for doing really bad things with a baby then then mischief then then than protesting the government. And, like, yeah, we cover this every week. We've been covering this forever. And then now there's the National Post headline.

There's, there's, oh, shoot, well, Andrew Coyne, who is basically the Bruce McArthur of the Globe of Mail, which isn't saying much. The rights new cause, crime without punishment, and its new martyrs, the Ottawa hostage takers. basically ripping on the fact that all of a sudden over the past week, everybody wants to point out that the justice system will give you fuck all for punishment for most normal things. And if you're protesting the government, they will throw the book at you.

I mean, you don't even have to go that far. I mean, I know we're probably going to get to it. Hey, Vesper, how do you know we're in a clown country? Easy.

We have diplomats. We have diplomats that engaged in fraud for several years and no one's arrested. Wow, Canadian government officials embezzling the Canadian citizenry. No arrests. They were just fired.

Is there some kind of legal precedence where we could just fire like Tamara and Chris as Canadian citizens and then just drop the whole thing? I think that would be, for me, tantamount to what we're facing at this point as Canadians. I don't know. Do you agree?

I mean, we don't really fire anybody as Canadian citizens. I mean, we're going to get to it later, but there's like 600 people who are scheduled to be deported that they just kind of lost track of. There's this ongoing, like literally 40-year deportation case

for an Italian mafioso that has not been resolved yet. We don't really fire people from being in Canada. Yeah. Yeah, but we'll fire people that are diplomats for taking kickbacks, defrauding people,

governments taking flights to Monaco and doing all of this but hey it's a two tiered Justin system Sean You know like five different tiers No okay and look you're right and in a way It's just five maybe seven but the point is

Is that it's clearly not rigged For us we get no pass No pass at all What do you mean we You get about I'm talking about I'm talking about the non-immigrants I am privileged. You get the immigrant? Yeah, I got the privileged card when I

You get the fucking Quebec. Yeah. I have it all. I have it all. I have it all. You guys have nothing. I'm holding a royal flush. You guys have a bunch of twos.

Did I mention I'm happy to be back at these two Yahoo's? I just wanted to say, is it possible that the National Post finally uses this headline because Pierre Poliev and others are starting to pull. point out how ridiculous this is. Doesn't it just seem like it's... They're grifted, Sean. No, I agree. No, no, no, this is Tristan Hopper.

He's been talking about this kind of stuff for a while. If it's Tristan, it's different. I'm talking about everybody else that's covering it because even Paul Champ is like, outraged. But the guy that's suing them for Ottawa is all outraged. Let me get this straight, you clown. I thought I was a clown. You're the guy suing them.

Then you go on social media and go, look, I know we're suing them for. like $160 gillian dollars, what, eight years in prison, that's ridiculous. This is Canada. If anything, that points out how ridiculous it is. Maybe that should be the headline. This is Canada, too's. Canada, speaking of it, faces 35% tariffs today. Today was the deadline August 1st.

US President Donald Trump has signed an executive order pushing tariffs on Canada to 35% beginning today, falling through on a threat. Before you say anything, I think. I think twos explain this to everybody. Remember last time Tuesdays when we were in squabbling over many other things, we agreed on this. Like, about bones saw? Yeah. Boonsaw is ready.

I think it was with my family when they were like, y'all, I just heard that y'all got like a 35% tax. And I was like, no, it's actually y'all that are getting the 35% tax, you freaking hillbillies. And they're like, what do you mean? y'all are getting the tariffs i'm like no no that fromage from quebec that you love you have to pay 35 percent on that they're like i think you got your numbers wrong there because i'm like no i don't have my numbers wrong and i think the more terrorists they're going to apply on us these are levities people who apparently live in alabama and louisiana okay cool yeah why we think we can't travel no no no i i think it's become exceedingly obvious literally you guys are more the capable of that

Literally desert walking people who can endure scorching heat on camels. You think we can't go to other countries? Come on. Why are you guys called nomad when you're always upset about shit? That is the question. That is the question. Continuing on with Canada, Jens. Canada recognized Palestine here.

I just want to point out here. What do you want to point out? Okay, no, this is good. About the whole tariffs thing. So one of the big points of contention is the dairy cartel. And this is a New Zealand article talking about how bullshit the dairy cartel in Canada is. You got to go all the way to awkward with the kid. Hold on, hold on.

They got a dairy cartel in the States too, bro. I don't know what you're talking about. So, I mean, what's this outrage from the Americans? Y'all got a dairy cartel. So do you. You, in fact, make more milk and cheese than all of Canada combined in. one state. Do you know the name of that state, folks? Wisconsin.

So what's this whole we're a dairy cartel and you're not? Like they have the same thing. I'm sorry. I don't want to hear anymore. There's, yeah, okay, we got mafia here. So do they. How's this changing anything? That doesn't make it right. Oh, look at you again, living in your utopic mindset. It doesn't make it right. Oh, it doesn't make it right. You're supposed to be boned saw lover, bro.

Everybody has, everybody has mafia. So it's Yes, that's right. Okay, so what do you want to live in a country where there's no mafia and dairy cartel? Seriously? That is correct. Okay, good luck. I'll see you on Mars with Elon. Canada to recognize Palestine.

You probably won't be able to immigrate there. Statement by Prime Minister Carney on Canada's recognition of a Palestinian state, that is, Canada intends to recognize the state of Palestine at the 80th session of the United Nations General Assembly in September of 20th. You realize you just opened a can of worms for me, right, Sean? That's what I'm here for. That's what I'm here for, Vesper. I'm going to let Batman say something, and then you can let the Joker say something. Oh, I mean, I was, you're the one in black and white.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie. If we're bringing the Batman reference back up, I don't think we can call him in Batman. Listen, I love being Batman, and I'll take it. I don't know if you guys saw what I posted. I got a bunch of people that made, to me, no sense. And maybe Tews and Sean could set me on straight here based with their perspective. So this whole outrage about like, you know, how dare you, you know, want the statehood of Palestine. I posted a video from 2018 where Trump was sitting with Benjamin Netanyahu right next to him.

Up until that point between 2016 and 2018, when that happened, that interview with him and Bibi. be next to each other. He said, I think a two-state solution is probably the best solution. But that's just me. You know, I may disagree with BB. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Okay, that was Trump. 2018, 1,400 people between 16 to 18 were maimed or killed in Israel.

Okay. And he was sitting there next to BB going, I think a two-state solution is the best option. Every clown and their mother starts writing me. That's until October 7, 2023. And I'm like, so hold on, does that invalidate the fact that 1,400 people died when he was implying that Palestine should be considered a state? And now they're like context matters. I'm like context mattered then too. Why was he even suggesting that?

Wasn't that remotely offensive after they killed 1,500 Jews or maimed and injured them? No, apparently it wasn't. It's only after October 7th. Now it matters to Trump. that yeah you can't call them a state dude you you're the one that said it there's a there's an incongruence in your logic here well now suddenly everyone's happened all this is happening and twos and i covered this last week that this is kind of like along with this whole epstein debacle all of this is happening and something's telling me there are levers being pulled here that none of us

are seeing well obviously there's levers being pulled that none of us see um i curious besper or twos for a second here when i was reading into it the only difference between what Canada is about to do and what the U.S. wants to do, and maybe I'm wrong in this, and by all means clear this up, Canada wants to recognize the state of Palestine and then gives off a whole list of things that, you know, they have to make sure, you know, intention is predicated on Palestinian authorities' commitment to much-needed reforms, including the commitments of the president to fundamentally reform its governance to hold general elections in 2026, in which Hamas can play no part to demilitarize the Palestinian state.

And when I look at what the U.S. is suggesting, is they want Palestine and Israel to come to terms themselves, which is Israel taking key locations along the border. I may be oversimplifying that, but they're not saying they don't want Palestine to have a state, or am I wrong in this? I'm going to let the Joker speak first Okay, well, I mean, the problem with the states

is that what they want tends to change from day to day. As far as I'm concerned, everybody on that particular little plot of land sucks. And everybody has been reprehensible at the very least. Everybody. Yeah. Israel, Palestine. Israel, Palestine.

That plot of land. There isn't a single party involved in that. Okay, politically. I thought you meant like everybody in that area. Okay, sorry. Yes, all of the children, all of the babies. All of them. I mean, I expect this from white people.

The dogs, the cats. I expect this from white people. It's okay. Like, even, okay, you go back proceeding the bell for declaration all the way up to today. There's no group that is blameless in any of it. and there's no there's no good nothing good is going to come out of this the best thing for Canada and everybody else to do is just we're going to stand back you guys figure it out you're all dicks and we'll let you we'll deal with whatever fallout happens when it's finally figured

out we shouldn't be sending anybody foreign aid there should be no sides in it we shouldn't even have an opinion on it because there isn't a good stance to have on that situation Okay. Can I share my thoughts on this? Yeah. Being the only person that's actually from that area and not a guy that lives on a potato farm. You're from like a thousand miles away from that area. I'm born in Lebanon. Yes.

How far away is Lebanon from? It's a 30 minute drive to the border of Israel. How many countries do you have to go through? None. Why don't you read a map, white boy? Royal flush. I'm changing my name. My new name is not twos.

It's Royal Flush. That's going to be my name. Listen, let me have a country in between. No. That's, so here's, before you get going, you don't get to name yourself,

Bespher. The, the community, the people watching will dictate the names, all right? Fine, four of a kind, at least.

I'm Royal Flush. I'm Tews. I'm Batman. You don't get to call yourself. You don't get to pick your own nickname. That's what Kevin O'Leary did, when he's like, yeah,

everybody calls me Mr. Wonderful. And I've never heard anybody call them, Mr. Wonderful. Anyways, Fasper, your point. So here's really the issue for me anyways. I don't care. If you go back prior to Balfour Declaration, all this shit that just happened is because of, it's really, honestly, it's the fault of the British and the British. That's it. The real, the real architects of this entire debacle are, and Jewish historians, you have an Oxford university.

to the professor who's a Jew, Avi Shlame, who literally says the Brits were double dealing. They were promising things to the Palestinian Arabs, the Arab Spring, and they were promising things to Israel. And they wanted Israel to have its own land because the Zionists were fighting for this, which is their right, right? It's their right to want a land, but they're mostly European. They weren't mostly Middle Eastern. What happened was, and get this, just to sum it up real quick.

So the Palestinians are living there. There were Jews already there. It's just that they didn't, it wasn't called Israel, but they weren't prominent, right? It was mostly Islamic Arabs. And then out of nowhere, like this whole thing happens with the Balfour Declaration. And now all the, there's a massive influx of Jews and they parcel off a piece of land that belonged to, let's say, other people that had deeds of blah, blah, blah. And they were doing all of this, all of this, not for them. And it created this, this riff between them.

Now, I want to back up a little bit. Now that Tuesday and I agree that this is all because of Britain and France and to some degree the United States. With the parceling out of the Ottoman Empire and the fall of the world war. Precisely. But let's go current events. Here's the problem with the current events. I agree with Israel stands here that Hamas are basically a bunch of cowards who are hiding among civilian populations to wage this kind of warfare. and to issue a Palestinian state.

If it was truly a noble and pure cause without like psychopathic, Hasbullah Hamas terrorists in the mix, I think it would be a fair thing to say. The problem is when you create a Palestinian state that has been infiltrated by terrorists, you're giving validity to a state that wishes to do nothing but eradicate the Jewish. nation. That's what makes it wrong. Take all the innocent civilians and give them a state called Palestine without infiltration of Iranian, Saudi Arabian, name it any kind of terrorist faction, extremist terrorist faction that hates Israel and wants them to die. Then a Palestinian state makes

sense. But to pretend that these cowards in the Middle East, whether they be from this country or that country are actually looking for something noble like their own state, like to be declared a state. Now, what you want is you want the perfect front for your terrorist operations. This is where I agree with Israel, because let's face it, that they're hiding these cowards among civilians. They could care less about their own people, much less the Jews. And so from a purely strategic perspective, somebody that's lived there, I've lived in the war, we left the war, Canada welcomed us in when we were trying to flee that war. The problem is that this whole thing is predicated upon these terrorists,

whether it be Hizbullah or Hamas, working with Iran, infiltrating Israel and fighting for this right for Palestinian statehood. Mofos, you guys were kicked out of the kingdom of Jordan because of the kind of troublemakers you were. You think now suddenly with your liberation army, Palestinian Liberation Front Army, you're going to go into Israel and have a peaceful two-state solution. That's Toosland where like, you know, fairies and unicorns float around. That doesn't work, okay? Side note, I don't know why, but I thought that Lebanon was roughly where Turkmenistan is.

Fair. You know the best thing about Tews calling you out on where you're from? Please, please, yes, let it out. Let it out. I'm warning out exactly how wrong I was. Hold it in. Let it out, Sean. Be free.

Let it out. Sean is now red like a lobster. Please let it out. Well, it's funny because it's like he didn't know where Lebanon was. And I'm like, you, you're hammer on them.

And then you're like, actually, I didn't even know where it was. I was just, I was just, I'm just pointing out the fact that I'm pointing out how wrong I was. All right. All right.

Sean, Now, I have to, I actually don't know how to say his last time. Is it Fooked? No, I can't. Freight. Friked. Friked. Ficht.

Ficht. Ficht. Ficht. Ficht. My first day back and I got a troublesome name. All right. City of Abbotsford in British Columbia, Fraser Valley says it will not issue a permit for a concert by Sean.

Fooked, becoming the latest Canadian cancellation for the American Christian musician who's outspoken, who was outspoken, who was out. spoken in the Make It America Great Again movement. We have, this is, this is a big to do because he's made headlines, but he is by far not the first person to have venues canceled. We can all recall James Lindsay here in Alberta for one. But your guys' thoughts on.

Well, look at Danger Cats, how many times they've had to change venues and stuff like that. It's, it's interesting because if, so basically the standpoint, is, so if you look at what David Eby said, he said that he uses his music to target gay people and that that's wrong. And we just finished talking for 10 minutes about a fledgling country that throws them off fucking buildings. Like, why is it, why is it that we have had protests for what, one year, two years, for Palestine who will openly kill gay people?

It's illegal to be gay in Palestine. The best you can hope for is to go to jail if you're gay, which is actually kind of the same thing in Canada too, actually, but on a different note. But if him supposedly having songs targeting gay people is enough to get all of his public appearances canceled, why the hell are we letting Palestinian protesters run rampant through this country for literal years when they just throw them off fucking buildings.

Well, I mean, I think you need to go a step further. Most churches call out that homosexual lifestyle. Are we going to close all churches now? Right? So here's the problem, right? It's a worldview problem. And Sean, I said, it's not even just. Let's start with one beast at a time to use.

Can we just not throw everybody right away that it makes into this blender? Sean, I sent you a thing, which kind of blew up because, Even Ezra Levant noticed it and put it out there. Everybody was talking initially here in Montreal, which is like the racist capital of Canada. And like basically it was like they didn't get a permit. They didn't get a permit. They didn't ask for a permit.

And I don't know if you see the link I sent you. There's actually a CTV article where Catherine Cadotte. I'm saying it like exactly how you would say in Quebec, who is the spokesperson for Valerie Plant. If you go to her Instagrams, or socials, we're talking woke AF. Okay.

So the issue was not that you didn't get a permit. It was that we were lobbying for you not to even be able to get said permit. Initially, what Troik wanted was to do a public concert in Mount Royal. You know that place in Montreal that's a mountain and has a cross on top, right? a Christian cross called Mo Royale, the mountain of the king, which is

Jesus Christ. Yeah, you can't do that. But if you want to hold entire marijuana festivals on Mount Royal under the cross of Jesus Christ, go ahead, you don't need a permit. But come to sing about Jesus with a cross of Jesus.

Yeah, we're not going to do that. And then the marijuana thing makes total sense, though. Because like, everybody gets the muchy. and then now you've got to do the loaves and fishes thing. Yeah, that's a bit blasphemous, but I'll let it go because you have the IQ of an ape. So first thing, okay, think about this, Sean. Where he wanted to do this was in Mount Royal.

Quebecers know we can almost all of us see a cross from like 100 kilometers away, okay, sometimes, and see it perched at the top of that mountain. He wants to do a concert there and they're like, that is intolerant. We're all about inclusion. I'm like, hey, and this is just in my head, right, Sean? I'm like, hey, if Christ was so tolerant, why was he crucified? Right. If there were, if he agreed with everything, then everybody should have loved him.

Wait, are you saying that not every worldview is right? Yes, not every worldview is right. There are people advocating now to legalize pedophilia. Hmm. It's all about inclusion. No. And that's the problem. We've shifted the goalpost so much that we've elected these like champagne.

I wouldn't even call them socialist. They're not socialists. They're all just evil, dude. They don't care. They don't care about your worldview. All they care about is whoever they need to pander to and look like as if they're more virtuous than you, right? They're self-righteous, bigoted people that once they, leave office and again, it kind of harkens back to when we first met Sean, and this is where I'll

land. This is never going to end. I know people like twos believe we can end it. It's never going to end. You're always going to have a class of people that are going to become too self-righteous for their own good. It just so happens that Mr. Freud is seeing what a socialist Canada looks like. It's not like as if under Obama, this was so good too. They were targeting churches under the FBI. Do you guys remember that when the FBI was sending people to churches and to parents who are fighting against this kind of like indoctrination. You see what I'm saying? Like for me, it's not to say, not the doom pill everybody.

It's to say, I don't know why it's being turned like as if it's into a big shock. Francois Legoe said like last year, we want to remove any type of preaching or prayer in public in Quebec. That was last year. I think on this show, none of this comes as a shock. This has become one of the things by doing this show week after week after week after week is we just see it play out in different forms week after week after week. But it's the same things, too.

I was just going to say at the end of the day, it's just absolutely silly that these liberals in Canada, elbows up, elbows up, elbows up all the time. But they get mad about a guy celebrating a dude whose religion was literally founded by a guy being elbows up. Bike lanes. Devon Driesian met with Calgary Mayor Jody Gondack about city bike lanes. He walked away with what he sees as a win for motorists.

For her part, when Gondack spoke at City Hall after the meeting with Trisha and it became clear bike lanes is not a political hill. The mayor is prepared to die on. Quoted, she seemed very open to change the bike lanes that are being planned and also willing to change existing bike lanes put in place. This is a boring subject for me, so I have

nothing to say about this. I don't care what happens to you, Albertans out there. Well, it's, well, there's more to it, though. Ontario court strikes down Ford's government plan to remove Toronto bike lanes. So they literally got a court injunction to keep the bike lanes in place

because they're like a human right now or some fucking bullshit. The provincial government, Ontario, Alberta, any of them? We talked about Halifax a couple weeks ago. Nova Scotia, none of it. you should not have a say,

the municipality should be able to do whatever the hell it wants regarding their bike lanes, no matter how stupid they are. That's their prerogative. That's what they're there for. If they want to make dumbass decisions and people keep voting for the dumbass decisions, they should be able to go along with it.

From bike lanes folks to Sidney, a commercial equates to fascism. I assume you want to show the commercial, yes? well i mean i guess i could there's like 50 things here i gotta find which one it is well i can i can show what she that why sydney's sweetenies good genes at is being compared to nazism that's uh one of the the things put out online um you can see what she's wearing you know but i assume twos wants to show the video do you want to show the video or not i assume you want to put the pretty lady on the screen well the pretty lady is on the screen we could show the ugly

lady on the screen too. So basically what's happening is that she did this campaign for American Eagle saying that Sidney Sweeney has good genes. It's a very obvious pun. And then you get shit like this. That entails this Sydney Sweeney commercial

is so embarrassing. Unfortunately, you can't argue with people who tout those beliefs because they lack critical thinking skills. So I think we should just start shaming them instead. At the end of the day, this is an attractive woman selling garments that will, in theory, make you more attractive. And nature's healing.

Two years ago, it was Dylan Mulvaney with the whole Bud Light thing. And that didn't go over well. But the woke people loved it because they could look better by comparison. And that's why they hate this whole Sydney-Sweeney thing. It's not this thinly veiled attempt to equate it with Nazism. they're just mad about the fact that we're normalizing attractive people again. And so all of these. Here's Arby's too.

Arby's. Arby's is doing a new thing. Hot girls eat Arby's and they've got all these hot chicks with Arby's. It's great. Like it's pretty simple. This has been marketing 101 for thousands of years. And it's only over the last couple that we had giant, disgusting, objectively disgusting women in Calvin Klein. ads.

Yeah. By the way, have you guys noticed, like, people have switched from calling things fascists who's going to the extreme definition of Nazism, right? So fascist, the word itself just means a group of people are a bundle of people in old Latin. That could, I could call the liberals fascist. I could call the conservatives fascist. But that was a. charged enough. We need to find a word. So explain to me how, how a woman advertising

clothing is comparable to a German dictator who killed millions of people and tried to take over the world twice. It isn't. And that's the thing, is that this isn't anything to do with Nazism. It isn't anything to do with any sort of definition of fascism. These are a bunch of mud hurt people unattractive yeah and and every time

Sydney Sweeney gets another ad campaign where her fucking Chinese spy balloons are dressed up in a Canadian tuxedo they get upset because people are looking

at attractive people rather than them while they're sitting at home worried about catching the next variant of diabetes I don't know Sean if you watch

the latest fantastic floor and if you want to talk about it. Even Disney, you know, literally the monster of wokeism, right, got the message and they've not completely reverted from wokeism, but they've taken five steps back from,

you know, like the psychotic LGBT agenda to just Me Too again. So they haven't gone back to complete normal. They just went back to Me Too. Because the entire movie has nothing, about woke, nothing about homosexuality, nothing. It's all about a husband who loves his wife, a man who's proud of being an heterosexual, and a guy that's rock hard.

So besides that, it's just absolutely, is that the same person described three times? I'll let your listeners can decide what I'm trying to say. So the beauty in this is that even the monster of wokeism itself is getting the message, right that I think was echoed worldwide by Elon Musk when he told them to go F himself and and that you and your entire you know what the beauty and all this is Sean and twos is that it's it's no it's it's that money talks BS walks so there's so there's there's a the who's had put uh it was a news report on like CBS and they're talking about this right and at the end right at the very end the guy says and

American Eagle stock has surged. Like it's, it's right. Sword. And I'm like, and there's what they're staring at. And right. And what happened to Target? Crazy. But hold on.

What happened to Target twos when I, you would have thought that if Target succeeded because of the Rainbow Coalition, then Target would have succeeded. It was tanking everywhere. Go broke. I mean. But why did it take them so long? Billions in market cap over the Dillamovaney thing. But the problem is for.

Victoria's secret. Victoria's secret. Do we recall? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, the thing about it is, is that you've got these unattractive people who love this because for years, it was normalizing the fact that they look like shit on a high fructose corn syrup diet. Yeah, but you mean.

And I love to say that. He comes in. All of a sudden, Sydney Sweeney comes in with these area 51 declassified mammary missiles. pointing out the fact that she's everything that they could be if they got on. I mean, I mean, if you really want to laugh at this whole thing, I think Adele, when she started losing all that weight,

remember how everybody loved her because she was obese? Yes, because she wasn't a threat. Right. The second she decided to take care of her health, now you're making us all look bad, bro. That's the problem. Every one of these things that's happening.

And it really says, guys, to the entire West, look, here's the thing. Every Middle Eastern country watches the West and is laughing at you. All the Eastern European countries are looking at Canada, US, and laughing at the show. Hollywood is no longer reserved for Los Angeles. It has become the entire continent. The show and the insanity is something that boggles like all my family. I have family that live out in Sweden and they're like, this is ridiculous. I mean, they are very liberal in Sweden.

But imagine even they are like mocking what's happening to us here. Right. So I think the insanity is, I don't think it was like, oh, this is a great idea. I think a bunch of major corporations got involved, wanted to destroy the nuclear family and to shake up society. And it cost them big time. They think they moved the goalpost. They have not. And it is actually backfiring on all of them.

This is why all these companies, first of all, left the green agenda, right? How many banks dropped Carney and his DEI woke? Look at what's happening to Evies. Look what's happening to all of these things. All of this was a grift and we're just seeing the tail end of this grift. And the people that were brainwashed throughout this grift, some of them are still hanging on. But I'm sorry, it's going to end. It costs us, but it's going to end.

All right. This wasn't, okay, I could talk about this all day. I know you could, and we have been. All right. So here's the thing, though. I get what you're saying, but this isn't quite how you're putting it. I don't think. This is a very, very loud minority, not in terms of mass, but in terms of individual heads.

This was a very loud minority of petty, jealous people. You talk about like that, like, if you talk about how women get embarrassed when they show up wearing the same outfit, guys, if we wore the same outfit to a thing, we'd be like, oh, that's awesome. guys don't care. It's girls that care. And there's this subset of women that just love bringing the other ones down. This tall poppy thing. And that's exactly what this is and what it's been for years. The tall poppy thing made its way into advertising.

And they said, we don't want attractive women on billboards because it points out how far away from it we are. And the logical conclusion is that we could get pretty damn close to that. if we took care of ourselves and took some personal responsibility for how we are. And it's a lot easier for me to just scream into TikTok about how unfair it is

to the septum-pierced, blue-haired, armpit-haired, gross people. That's a very, very intelligent insult to just wants you to know that. Almost 600 foreign nationals with criminal records due to be deported are missing CBSA, says Canadian Board

agents are trying to track down almost 600 foreigners with criminal records who do to be deported but have gone missing 4131 of whom have been found guilty of serious crimes such as sexual assault is anybody surprised by this i am quite frankly i thought my people were better than this i thought my people were but like come on guys this needed to stand at the radar what the hell you should have done better what are you thinking imad what are you thinking what are you thinking you are not supposed to put in front of camera i feel like i'm watching casino remember when that guy walked in with like the mink's coat mint coat he's like what are you doing buddy you want the cops to look at all this and i'm like telling all my other middle eastern friends like hey guys uh you need

to lay low a little bit and that one guy buys like a massive limousine and mink coat for him and his wives and i'm like you are going to get this all right it's like superman three it's like we're never going to catch the guy who's doing this we have no way of knowing who it is and then rich fire pulls up and a brand new convertible. Right. Exactly. We are not always the smartest people. I will say this.

Sometimes we are very smart. Other times it's not so smart. Ford government agrees to pay a fee as it terminates $100 million contract with Elon Musk Starlink. Yeah. Man, that was so confusing. It's confusing about it. Well, I'll tell you what's confusing about this because there's the typical kind of corruption.

And then there's the very, very, very obvious collusion corruption. And this is what boggles my mind. Like there was a time, like you remember that in the movie, The Dark Night 2s and Sean, remember when the Joker? Okay. So in that in that movie, there's this line from the Joker, you know, who says, this city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm going to give it to him.

right what happened to the to the class of corruption in this candidate like it the quality has just gone down what what is for your you're you're presuming uh if i'm understanding you correctly that they just signed a bullshit contract and then canceled it so that they could just hand him a bunch of money and that was the plan the whole time well no because i'll tell you why in in quebec for example right there are lay this out for me where's where's the corruption where's the The way I see it is it's not just a pure waste of money. It's that there's probably other competitors that want in on this market. And I think Doug Ford didn't profit from this in some sense.

And for me, this is an obvious for him anyways, it's a conflict. How do I make money off this? And I don't think he makes any money off this personally or kickbacks. There are a lot of things that are happening in Quebec and Ontario in the back of my mind, where I'm like, you're going to give out all this money. but you're not going to see any profit personally from this. Why not sign with another company that could help you benefit this? Because everybody wants to compete with satellite with Starlink.

And so it makes sense to me, but the problem is it's too obvious. I don't know. Do you not see what I'm trying to say? I see what you're saying, but I want to throw Occam's razor at it, which... Okay. For all other else being equal, the simplest answer is usually correct. Doug Ford doesn't actually believe anything conservative. If you look at his track record,

he would be a liberal in everything but the name of the party. And so everybody hates Elon Musk now in the liberal circles because he was working with Trump for three months. And that's enough to just make him, you know, a fascist, Nazi, whatever, blah, blah, blah. So now he gets to cancel the Starlink contract because it's, It feels good. And he doesn't actually bear the brunt of, he doesn't actually pay the cost out of his pocket.

This is a deal that he made that he changed his mind on. Right. And I want to do that. Have the political party pay the thing. But here. No, no, hold on. But that's the point. Your take, Occam's Razor, is too simplistic for me.

Of course, I could default that he's an idiot and he's pandering. But none of these guys, it's never one stone hits one bird with these clowns. It's always they're doing multiple things with the one decision. And in the back of my mind, there's probably a competitor that wants in on this market that he would rather promote than give it to someone like Elon. And of course, he doesn't care. It's not his money. How's he going to make money off this?

That's my conspiracy theory in this, is that the class of criminal in this country has really degraded where it's now become obvious that you just want to make money off something you can't. I mean, look at what we did as a federal government when we went after Google and Facebook, and everybody trying to shake them down for money, right? This is what I think is the MO of all these, you call them liberal kind of politicians. They're always trying to shake down someone. And when they don't get their way, they try to do something else through the CRTC. Right.

Side note on this, I don't think we're going to come to agreement on that, but side note on this, here's the thing. If you gave Doug Ford a billion dollars and you said, get high speed internet to everybody in rural Ontario and keep the change. Right. He would immediately give everybody Starlink. Right. And that's my point.

That's, well, that's my point too is that he's canceling it to pander. Right. No, he's not coming out of his pocket. See, you're saying, you're saying, I was the one who made that point. No, but is it going to his pocket? If, here's the thing is, if it was his damn money. Hold on. Let's, let's, Sean asked the question.

Is it possible that two things are true at the same time? Yes, of course. Elon Musk has put himself in a position where if you are against those things, it's easy. Doug Ford, that would be simply what Tuse is saying. It's an easy, like, we're going to get rid of you because it's socially acceptable to get rid of you. And then he's probably going to find a replacement where he lines some of his pockets to what Vesper's saying. Right. Well, or let's let me ask a hypothetical move on.

What if Elon decided to give him like behind the scenes through crypto a million dollars to not do this? Would he have done it? I don't think Elon would have like I'm just saying if he would have if he would have is hypothetically. If sure. But if you look at it from Elon's perspective, you do this pilot project of getting a government contract to do high speed internet to everybody in a rural location. location in one province. Boom, it's successful.

You get to do it in all the other provinces. You get to do it in rural Brazil. You get to do it in in rural Spain. You get to do it in in Turkmenistan where you're from. You get it opens the doorway where people. I think I finally figured out you a little sidekick over here. He wants to live in a make believe world and it's not happening soon enough. So he's completely.

Yes. Yes. Yes. People need to follow logic and economics. That's the reality we live in. Never mind that we've basically been invaded by socialism, communism, communism, mental law for twos, that have repeated themselves for 2,000 and a half years. But no, everything's going to stop because we need to go with twos' take on how reality should work.

Mental note for twos, that may be for me. When we're bringing Vesperon. We're going to have the three of us do this. We're going to focus on 15 things. 15. And he's going to laugh. We're going to pick five real topics you can go at each other with, which I didn't see Elon Musk being the one that just, you know, because what did I tell both of you? I'm like, last Friday was excellent, but you need somebody to keep it on the rails because you guys went all over the place, spent two hours. I look at my thing and I'm like, we are through this much in a mashup and you two.

We're moving on. No, no, no, no. Let's talk about Elon Musk and Sidney, sweetie at the same time. Let's bring it all together. Also, Sean, next time, just keep your nose clean, man. Next time I don't end up in jail. Exactly. Why you blame us, bro.

Our noses are clean. We want you to get it in your pants. All right. So Premier Tim Houston, more housing, more affordability, more momentum. We're building 29 new affordable homes in Port Hockesbury. Here you go. There they are. Did that really need three syllables there, Sean?

Fort Hawksbury. We sprecnze English, you know. So look at what size these. Why does this matter? Are houses for families? Why does this matter? Yeah, it's better than a trailer. It's like a quarter of the size of a trailer.

Okay, listen. Say what you will. At least it has windows, a porch, and, you know, yes, okay, they're boxes. You don't even need to put a loop on it. You could just put one of those Starlink things that are the size. Oh, here we go again. And it would cover the whole thing. He said to move on, man.

The only reason why he wants people to go to Mars is because it's got 0.8 of the gravity of Earth. And the next generation of women that grow up there are going to have insane boobs growing up in that lower gravity. Petition for referendum to ensure Alberta remains in Canada approved by elections. Alberta, a petition asking for people if they believe Alberta should remain in Canada is now rolling out across the province. the petition asked, do you agree that Alberta should remain in Canada? This is Thomas Lukazik, a former progressive conservative deputy premier in Alberta, submit the petition in June and has made it clear that his initiative is an attempt to foil any plans for Alberta separatism.

I'm telling you, they're not letting you guys go. Say what you will. They're never going to let you go. I told you this months ago. The federal government will ensure, ensure that you guys are not going anywhere. You're literally the money basket. Yeah, let me lose my golden goose. It's never going to happen.

Thomas Lukazik is essentially his big thing is that we don't want a referendum on separation. If it was such a crazy minority thing that was just a couple random cooks in the middle of the fucking woods that wanted separation, you'd be like, sure, have as many referendums as you want. Let's have a referendum topia. Let's just, let's have a conference. Let's do referendums on everything. And you'll see that nobody wants what you're saying because you're dumb. And this is him trying to silence the chance for people to speak up.

I know, but I'm telling you, it's not even him, twos. It's not even him. Remember Game of Thrones where it says when you tear out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar. You're only telling the world that you fear what he might say. That's exactly what's happening. But again, this is fantasy. And let's talk reality.

I'd like to bring your audience back to reality. Most of Canada does not think the way Alberta thinks. The Constitution's Act does not think the way Alberta thinks. And let's get something straight. If I'm being honest, I want you to have what you want. You should get out of this clown show called Canada. Let's get that clear, okay? But I'm also being realistic.

There are too many obstacles in the way. And if you're going to get that referendum, because right now it's all about the question, and you ask the question. And now you're going to get a bunch of people that are going to try to undermine the results of said question. And then we're going to get to federal, to basically back to Ottawa. What do you think they're going to happen?

Oh, yeah, yeah. This kind of looks legit, eh? Yeah, let's give it to them. Bye, guys. No, it's not how it's going to work. And I love how the Albertans think that that's how it's going to work. Oh, we got a majority. Define a majority again.

And who defines that majority? So it doesn't matter what Lukase said here to undermine you. I'm telling you, the level 99 boss on this is not, like any one person, it's the entire tendril tentacle-filled system called Ottawa. Thanks, Kevin. Perfect pronunciation, Fasper. Just throwing that out there.

Okay. All right. That's all right. All right. Staggering. Staggering. Had so many pauses in it. I watched Dune 2 last night, part two.

That's so gay. That's so gay. Christopher, Christopher Walken has, you know, his, his, uh, cadence,

I guess. Anyways. He, he observes no punctuation, Christopher. That's what it is. What makes him great is there's no punctuation in anything he says. Correct.

Staggering. 1100 men in Ontario inquired about sex with kids in a police sting. I mean, yeah. All right. Okay. Can we move past that? Yeah.

Yeah. I just really can. The fact that there's, what do you want to say to us? Where the hell were they even looking for this? Not because I want an answer, but the point is that if there's some place where you can just put up an ad saying have sex with a child and they get 1,100 inquiries into it, I don't want to know. We should probably worry about the fact that there is that avenue for them to have as well as the fact that there's 1,100 people. If there's an Epstein island, this is not shocking. Let's move on.

If there's an entire island for this, then none of us should talk about it. Let's just move on. Yeah, it's called great. Growing number of beer stores closed residents are left empty handed. This is Ontario after they allowed convenience stores to sell beer. Oh, this is just absolutely tragic. Wait a minute. You guys don't have, hold on, you guys don't have that? We have that in Quebec.

Our convenience stores, all of them, all of our bony swars and all whatever. We sell a ton of alcohol. We sell, the only thing we don't sell is like super hard liquor like whiskeys, but we sell wine, beer, anything. You guys don't have that in Alberta? Not at convenience stores. No. No.

And how's it that you guys are more drunk than Quebec? That's an argument to be had. Like, how can you guys be getting more drunk than us when we have it available everywhere? Maybe to deter the Alberta drunkenness. For having whiny neighbors. We're not your neighbors, bro. Are you saying Manitoba, they're whiny? Come on, bro.

Why are you hating on the West? Okay. I can't believe a Quebecer would defend Manitobans against an Albertan. Sean, what are you doing? You know the best thing about this? I feel like twos is met his match. The amount of times he's left speechless is just like, I'm like, what is this?

This is fun to be a part of. Carry on you. It's interesting because I'm trying, in the back of my head, on at least some level, I'm trying to keep the conversation flowing a little bit. Oh, is that what you're trying to do? Let me make a point. That's my whole job here to keep it moving. You two.

Yahoo's are arguing. You better not hope we have a performance review anytime soon, or you're going to be right. Goldford. Battle River Crowfoot by election ballot to have, no, you had your chance. This is important. Okay.

So all of the government-owned liquor stores, not all of them, but a bunch of them are closing because they open it up to the free market. And they even said, they even talked about how they had a, monopoly on it, but the service sucked. The prices were shit and the decor of the stores was garbage. They openly admit this in this article.

And they're like, and for some reason, everybody wants to shop other places. I don't understand. Go figure. Go fucking figure. Battle River Crowfoot by election ballot to have to not have names. Yep. Actually, you know what? Before this dropped, a really reliable source told me, but don't

me not to talk about this because they were doing it. It's fascinating, isn't it, though, Tews? How many hours do you think those longest ballot clowns spent doing this, fighting for this, campaigning for this, only to have it go like, yeah, it's not going to happen anymore. And anytime this happens again, we're going to stop it, basically. So in the back of my mind, I'm kind of like, you know what? It's fine. Although, I'm getting a call.

I've got to just decline the call real quick. I think what makes. How is that not a win? Because think about it I think it's a win But remember how you are defending clowns Because you know how you're a clown And this whole thing

Was that like Oh yeah you know what This is democracy This is democracy should be Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah And I told you yeah They're making a ballot the size of I don't this like that

Yeah well yeah okay Kind of sound like that But the point is Is that like these guys wanted A 12 foot long ballot And you were like Yeah I mean the whole thing's a joke Why not continue with the joke?

This is wrong I'm Batman and you're not, okay? Because I actually believe we need to have some semblance of society. And these clowns wasted years fighting. That's fine. It is. It doesn't matter. It's still cooler than your BMW.

I am not that dushy. All right. They went from longest ballot to shortest ballot ever. Shrinkage. Shrinkage. Yeah. So they don't have long ball syndrome. I hated that.

By the way, that haunted me for like two days. Those pictures, I was like, oh, no. Okay. For those of you don't know what was happening there, tune in the last week's episode. Okay. So now it's the shortest ballot ever. And if they're going to stop them from doing this again,

that means it was effective. And the government of Canada said on Avery rule. And you know what's funny? Canada even said that Canada even said that like basically any even if you misspell the person's name wrong they'll make sure that it's who it is. So I was like, can we just call it P and air? And like you would understand that that was Pierre.

They're like, yes when I called them when I called them. You called them and talk to them? Yeah, like can I write P-E-E-E-I-R-P-A-R, like P into the air? And they would understand it was talking about Pierre. They're like, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's not illegal if you get it, like if somebody wrote it wrong. So it just undermined it. The entire system is what I'm trying to say.

I think it's great that it's pointing out how silly the whole thing is. And Alberta Town just set a nearly 120-year-old cold record in July. That was Peace River. Yeah. And it wasn't the only one. Cold Lake set a new record, high level, black libish and red earth, which anybody who's ever been to Red Earth knows that seasons do not

fucking matter in that God-forsaken place. It can be the middle of October and it'll be 32 degrees. And then if somebody pees in the air, you're not getting out of there without chains. Like if somebody takes a leak on the ground, it is just a mud-ridden, mud-ridden hellhole. You remember the New Orleans jail

that several inmates escaped from back in May? Yeah, we talked about that. Yep. They mistakenly let an inmate walk free due to a clerical lawyer. They got his name wrong. So there was somebody who had a similar name. And then they were like, yeah, just anybody here named Bill? And he's like, oh, that's me.

And they said, oh, well, you get to get out today. And then for some reason, he didn't correct them. You know what I thought. You know what I had a really crazy thought yesterday. I don't know if this is off the point here. It probably is. but if people that are really intending on doing harm in Canada, I mean,

I know I shouldn't be giving them a idea. Advice? Yeah. But I mean, why aren't you being, like, why aren't you taking jobs at like zoos and just letting out all the animals? Like 12 monkeys.

Pretty much. CBC, here's Franco Tarasano. CBC records show it employs more than 250 directors, 450 managers, and 780 producers that are paid more than 100 grand. and lets them all off. And you can go to the taxpayer's website to see the entire report.

493 producers, 36 technical producers, 168 senior producers, and 86 executive producers. They don't do local news anymore. They basically got one channel and a gazillion people on the payroll. It's absolutely insane. If this was your company, anybody's company they would go in and just scorched earth they would red earth it

yeah but I've always played around with the idea imagine imagine they came to us said hey you want to take over the CBC and see what you could do in a year or two I'm like oh man just give me give me the chance we'd make the CBC great again 124 directors and 106 senior directors come on like that's a little bit redundant By the question, did you guys see what Northern Perspective dropped yesterday about CBC in that interview?

That they have a literal crying room inside the CBC head offices where they take people to and basically shit all over them and insult them and then tell them to cry it out and get back to work. Did you not, you guys got to watch that. That broke my mind. I was like, wait a minute. I get that job. I would love that job. What has two's been hired for? The crying room.

Yes. Right. Nobody watches you. You're completely irrelevant. You have bad ideas about everything. You can't write for shit. You don't know a damn thing about grammar. We could literally replace you with either a chimpanzee or the latest version of grok being

run on a pocket calculator. And nobody would ever notice. You will die alone and your family hates you. Five minutes. Get back to work. Ontario Human Rights Tribunal dismissed Jessica Yeniv's complaint against Canada Galaxy pageants. Do I need to say anymore? Does it seem to just like majestic?

No. So this is the same one who tried to sue. Hold on. The level of insanity, just to Sean, I'm sorry to cut you off. Actually, I'm not sorry. Are you? No, no, I'm not. I just said it.

I said it before you said it. There you go. Okay. Just so you know the level of again. Yes, exactly. But that's my job, right? That's why he invites me to cut you off because he's too nice. That's usually the bartender's job.

Okay, just question, Sean. Is there a reason why we have to talk about absurdly obscene things consistently or like something that is not like clown related? That's just all I'm asking. I just find it hilarious. And I put it together. You're listening to the clown. So.

Oh, then I apologize. Clown. Continue. My apologies. I won't cut you off again. Bring in the clowns. Anyways, go on. So you guys might remember us like early mashup when we talked about that dude who tried to sue the aesthetician because they only offered services to women and refused to wax his balls.

This is the same dude. He tried to enter a kid's beauty pageant and they said, well, not only are you not a woman, but you're also not a fucking child. So no. and so then he kept on stalling and asking for extensions to because they said well you need to actually prove that you've undergone you know do you still have balls basically and that was what the court was waiting on and then finally they just said no good enough it's done um Alberta's so this was an eminent journal article I I tuesday you got a you got to point out what we're going for here Alberta's minister of education and child care recently issued an order banning some books from all school libraries in the province. The basis of this book ban is to restrict explicit sexual content, which is subjectively defined. This means that from September onwards classics, such as George Orwell's 1984, Margaret Atwoods, The Handmaid's Tale, will be banned from school libraries for all students.

That's what the story read. Yeah, but it's fucking wrong. But it's wrong. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. So they're banning books that have pictures of boys filleting each other. Yeah.

So all the books, all the books where one child puts his penis in the mouth of another child are being down. Come on, man. Like, I don't need you to do that. That's too much, man. But they're saying,

oh, well, they're banning 1984 and handmade. Yes, I know, which they are not. They're banning books of depictions of sexual acts. It says,

such as masturbation, penetration from all Alberta school libraries. And neither 1984 nor the handmaid's tale contains such explicit contents. are not banned. Yet the Canadian Civil Liberties Association is explicitly claiming in this tweet that that's what's happening, despite the fact that it literally is fucking not. Vesper never comes back on the show after this. No, no, because it's like there's some, you know, I have limits. I know people don't think that I do because I can talk about anything,

but whenever, I don't know, ever since I had kids, Sean, I can't hear about this. I think a while ago I told you how I took my entire school board over this because of what they were showing on kids laptops. We talked about this too, is you and I also. Yep. How they was like rampant access to porn all over the, the elementary school network. And I urge everybody to listen. Grow a pair. If your kids are in like basically elementary, go walk right into the principal's office, tell them I want to see the network and literally search everything on the student's networks. If you see anything remotely that is at like sexually or explicit.

Mine, my eight-year-old kids, guys, forget like the books. They could go on the internet and see everything you just said in school, on their network.

So I urge all parents, no matter where you are right now, listening to this, I dare you to walk into your principal's office, tell them, bring one of these kids' laptops, and just go searching for anything on that laptop.

And if you are able to ping breasts, butts, butts, sex, drugs, guns, Sydney, make a, a massive, I'm serious about this, make a massive stink because mine, my case, guys, Sean, I told you this, it ended up at the National Ombudsman for Education in Canada and they immediately dealt with the entire province, just province. I don't even know if they went to other provinces, but in Quebec, every school was audited for their network. That was the work of like

four people that worked with me behind the scenes. I really want people to do this in their schools. grow a pair, go in for your kids' own sanity and safety, go check. Very good. Very good, Vesper. Is China a better trading partner than Trump's America? They're increasing signs that Mark Carney's cabinet, which is anxiously trying to mend the crumbling alliance with the United States, is quietly pursuing a major policy shift in Canada's relations with China. Short answer, no.

China's actually a pretty bad trading partner. They gave us a coronavirus. And the fact that the Globe and Mail is still putting up. We're talking economics, not like true. When did we trade a pathogen with China, bro? Yeah. Literally everything we have is from China. What do you talk about?

The only thing we don't have is maple syrup and some of the cheese. And that's it? And what? And what? And the PlayStation is not from China? What your Samsung that you love is not from China? What are you talking about? What's, okay, what did you get from the U.S.

that beautiful Shelby Mustang probably outside in your driveway. What else do you have? That would be a good Batmobile. Name one American thing you have besides woke Hollywood, Disney, and Netflix. Inferior wife. Oh, come on. You mean this?

They're all basically so much. Yeah, okay, but that's different. Come on. Now you're complaining things. Are you trying to start a word? Okay, fine. I'll bring my wife into this too. Do you really want to do this?

You're dealing with a Greek, by the way, bro. The kind of personal kick in the door and say, this is part of mofo. Okay. Like, don't, let's not take it to our wives. Let's just mono e mono here. All right. What in the hell are we trading with America that is so necessary besides entertainment?

Starlink. Twitter. Twitter. What? Everything that we actually need. This platform that we're on right now comes from the United States of America. Yeah, but you wouldn't have this platform. You didn't have these computer screens you're looking at that are not made in America.

and you wouldn't have any of the cables connecting your internet if they weren't made in China and then da da da da da da da da da da da da i can keep going on and on what are you talking about the best I'm pretty sure this microphone was made in Malaysia does it really matter it was it was likely built by a child all I know is that I win this argument

that's all I know the point is that the Globe of Mail keeps putting out these puff pieces for fucking China and what the fuck is up with them NDP releases official rules for leadership race to replace Singh. They've released and they're telling candidates they must gather specific numbers of signatures from supporters in diverse, diverse, regional, racial, and LGBT-plus groups.

Leadership candidates must collect at least 500 signatures each to enter the race. No more than 50% of those signatures can come from non-transgender men. The party says at least 100 signatures collected by each candidate must come from people in equity-seeking groups, which includes party members. members who are LGBTQ plus indigenous or racialized or those who live with a disability. It keeps going. At least 10% of a candidate signatures must come from young, new Democrats aged 25 years and under must also collect 50 signatures appeased from each of five

different regions in Canada, the Atlantic, Quebec, Ontario, the prairies and BC, prairies in BC and the north. So what a bunch of idiots. I get the fact that the NDP are not a serious party. But you guys are not a serious party. You guys are literally sitting as independence in parliament because you don't have party status. You have no fucking money. You have no fucking direction, no fucking leadership.

And you're going to make anybody who might be dumb, bored, or just as masochistic enough to run as leaders of this party, you're going to make them jump through these fucking hoops. I mean, at least they're not, you know, at least they're not making their national like anthem, House of Pain jump around permanently, right? It's just, it's just,

it's ludicrous. Like, you look at this and I get the fact that it was, you think it's funny because it is. You look at all these boxes you got to check. You're basically one car crash away from checking every single one of them. Yeah, but remember the state of health care in this industry and your country of origin.

By the, it's not a case. of if but when listen first of all let's just get something clear let's leave my country in the shithole neighborhood i came from okay out of this conversation okay number two the biggest most important thing is nobody in the east cares about the nDP the only reason this is a big really big deal is because they had like a big problem in the west with the nDP honestly quebec we don't accept anybody but liberals and bloc quebecua everybody else does not matter 10 years ago the NDP were the official opposition because they swept fucking Quebec.

Yeah, but what has happened since then? They got a bunch of idiots. Okay, great answer. Moving on. I don't know if anyone, I don't know if anyone, Sean has that face about move on. The only reason I'm moving on to is just so you know, I'm not letting this go. But the only reason I'm moving on is because Sean's eyeballing me. Like, are you going to keep doing this?

Are you going to keep doing this? So I'm just going to be quiet. I assume he was looking at me. I don't know if anyone cares. I assume nobody cares, but I'll read it anyways. Justin Trudeau dined with pop star Katie Perry in Montreal. Does anyone care? I do.

Does anyone care? I do. You care. I care. Okay. All right. Tell me why you care, Vesper. I care because I want to keep track of the lonely and sad life of this man.

And I want to keep tracking him until one day he passes away in loneliness and sorrow. That's why. I want to see how pathetic it is. It just for me, it's this story. So usually I like stories with a bad beginning and a great end. This is a bad beginning, bad middle. And you know what? Damn it, I want it to be a bad end.

Like at this point in this thing, I want a really bad end. And I want people to keep dibs on this guy for what he did to all of us here in Canada because he was never equipped to lead a country, let alone handle a bicycle. You have a teenage bopper, 55-year-old man who does not know how to behave like an adult. and to me it's sad, it's pathetic, and I hope, I hope we keep exposing him for the kind of lunatic he is. That's it.

How do you think Russell Brand feels about the fact, the fact that he's now Eskimo brothers with Justin Trudeau? Like, it's insane. Like, just picture them out on a date together. Like, look, I get it. Once you've had that face, you're never doing a boat face, right? But he'd be like, he'd be like, oh, well, people sometimes tell me that I live in a bubble.

And she'd be like, I love bubbles. Yeah. Also, you know what? Remember that thing we were just talking about a minute ago about the whole tariff thing with Trump and Palestine and everything, Sean? Remember how you were saying, like, everybody was jumping all over me because of like, that was in the past? I literally have a post to show the hypocrisy of that because everyone's telling me,

that was then, this is now. I'm like, why are you still posting blackface Trudeau whenever you're mocking him? That was then. This is now. See, I'm consistent at least in my bigotry or in my hatred of someone, right? That's the point. Everybody else seems to be very selective of what they hate and what they love from day to day. And so I think if you're going to hate Chudeau for what he did eight to nine years ago with blackface and grope face and elbow gate and this, that, and this, this, then, you know, we should give that to everybody.

We shouldn't let anything go for anyone. Am I wrong to, too? Oh, I think you're absolutely freaking right. it's just the whole thing is hilarious like look at this like it's just they're the most vapid people in the world that you can possibly think of right like just try and picture two more self-centered egocentric idiots like he i imagine he's probably like bragging over appetizers about the time that he froze their bank accounts and then uh and then she'd be like i froze popsicles and then and then he would say well

What do you mean you froze popsicles? They're already frozen. Yeah. But you know, okay, look at this. This is him at the Katie Perry concert. Dude looks coked out of his fucking mind. No, he doesn't. God, man, you got to stop hyperbo hyperboizing stuff.

He's just a fan boy. Okay. His wife left him. He's a single man. He doesn't care. He gets to be as gay as he wants to be from now on. And that's it. All right.

I mean, it's not like he was hiding his love for Katie Perry, before. He just doesn't have to ask Sophie anymore. Period. All right. He's elated. Look at him. That's the face of freedom. That's not the face of God. He looks like he's about to chew off his fucking tongue.

Okay, but that's him. There's people that I've, have you been to any comic cons? Some people don't see just one Star Trek character from like 1980 and they literally want to pass out. I'll shut up now, Sean. Who cares? YouTube will no longer limit ads on videos that drop the

F bomb early. I'm sure two's this is just stinging to his ears. It's great. If you say, Oh, did I try F? I'm sorry, did I say F?

If I said any F's, I apologize, I didn't mean to. No, this is, this is definitely two's. This is definitely twos. Yeah,

so if you say asshole or bitch in the first seven seconds of a video, YouTube won't automatically demonetize you. Okay, so basically the quality of your content is about the drop is what you're saying. Tews would argue that. is about to drop. The quality is going to remain the same.

It just won't face administrative penalties. By the way, I hope the audience that's watching this is not hating on me for saying that because a lot of people want the freedom to say what they want. I just think like there's a certain level of quality that I'd like to bring. And sometimes using crude language is funny. But some people I find just abuse it consistently. And it's not so funny.

You want to know what's funny. The rooster. Where did that come from, Tews? It came from the no swears episode. Hmm. Hmm. And has it been a hit? Yes, it was a hit.

Because when Toos doesn't swear and he has to get creative, twos is the best twos. Yeah, I mean, dude. Some people argue with me on that, but the rooster slurper was a stroke of genius that people laughed at and thought was hilarious because he had to get around something that he couldn't say, so he said it in a different way,

and we saw the best two. Personally, the best twos at that time around, I thought. Okay, fine. We'll do another no-swears episode, and then afterwards, we're going to have to update the logo to a rooster and a gopher. What the heck? I don't know if anyone cares, but twos does. 9-volt battery chip flavor.

I'm really curious about this. You talk about, okay, to answer your question about what important things are we going to get from the United States of America. Oh my goodness. These are nachos that are flavored like a nine-volt battery. How do you even do that? Like, is there magnets? Okay, Sean, honestly, we really need to get an aptitude test for twos.

Okay. We need a psychological assessment like ASAP because I need to know if the left part of his brain is literally communicating to the right side. Rewind nine-bolt battery chip flavors. This is your curiosity. I need to know that this is not serious. Please tell me that you are not curious what this is. What important things does the United States give us?

And you qualify this is important? Dude, I would rather know what the taste of Brett the Hitman Hart's hair is before I taste this chip. You would, so. Like, why not keep it Canadian? Why don't we just first keep it Canadian before we go to America? And I guarantee you this was not. made in America.

How much are you in a bet that all, almost all of the ingredients were sent in from the Asian countries or the Asian countries. Yeah, which are naturally renowned who are creating the precursor. No, who are renowned for creating the precursor materials according to you, right? In Mexico.

It's not made from literal nine-volt batteries. You realize. No. No. Assessment. Psychological assessment. You want me on the show next time, Sean? I want to see a written psychological assessment.

That's it. Yeah, it's basically going to be the Ron Swanson. We got, we got twos. We got twos who drink Sydney, Sweeney's Bathwater. That was in an episode way back when. And we got Vesper who would eat Hitman the Heart-flavored chips. I, hair, hipman the heart's hair-flavored chips. I, all right.

At least I'm keeping it. Before we continue this show. At least I'm keeping a Canadian. Deportation hearing for alleged mafia boss in Canada derailed by wiretap a decision. Vincenzo Jimmy DeMaria, a man accused of being a mafia boss in Ontario has successfully fought off deportation for more than 40 years.

Yeah. They've been trying to deport him since 1981 where he killed a guy in front of a fruit store in Toronto. And where are they deporting him to? Italy. He was born in Italy. He came here when he was nine months old.

He's a mafia boss. What fucking country did you think he was from? Because to me, Because to me, no, no, you don't get it. I know, but that's not exactly a bad thing. Like, if you deport me back to Naples, like, it's not a horrible thing. See, now, like deporting me, a Lebanese guy, you have to go back to your country. No!

That would I would understand. Or India. But Italy, really? Hey, you have to go back to Tuscany. What am I going to do now? Like, honestly, why doesn't he just go? It's time to retire anyway. Might as well go back to Italy, have your wine and yokey.

That's what I think. It's not a horrible thing. I don't even know why he's staying if I was in. The mob is losing money because of this liberal government. Tews, I want to, I want you to show the videos of the WMBA, specifically the Dildo one, because that was funny.

That, that, if I'm going to have a chocolate at the end of this, I'm going to listen. So I don't think Gatorade, here's, here's a tweet. I don't think Gatorade and the WNBA fully thought this marketing campaign through.

It's one of the WMBA players with a flag, and it says, a letter to cook. and they probably hadn't thought that entirely through. But, Tunes, you got to show the video. Yes, show the video. So here it is. So this is a WMBA game.

And for those of you who missed watching it, which is everybody, here's a quick recap. And boom, that was a giant dildo flying onto the floor. If you fast forward to the end, it actually shows it. Let's see. Yeah, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep, no, no, just keep, keep. Because they're trying to get a, he's already got it.

He's already got it. You're trying to see what it is. There it is. You can imagine the fan was ejected. But that's what's happening in the WMBA. I think he'd be erected. But speaking of ejected fans, I know, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

You know, it's a really funny joke. I heard Norm McDonald yesterday say a funny joke about the WNBA. It's so funny that you guys showed this to me. Norm McDonald had this one joke. He said, the last time I watched the WNB game will be the first time. I've watched a WNBA game. Well, he hasn't been watching it.

Nobody watches the WNBA. In fact that it's a dildo, almost something tells me that it was some kind of, I don't know, lesbian, trans activist that's throwing it out there. Like, hey. Yeah, this is misogynist. That's kind of their, their MO. All right. Check this one out, though, Vesper.

This also happened this week in the WNBA. Now, if you look, this, just pay. attention. I'm watching. Boom. That right there, right behind her, runs over and grabs it. Her wig fell off during the game.

And then she picks it up and immediately runs off to the change room. Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that. I wear wigs. No, but here's the problem is that they actually ended up somebody was mocking her

and they kicked them out. They made fun of her for the situation on the They got security. Her wig fell off in the middle of the game. And somebody did what anybody else would do, which is make fun of the situation because it's fucking hilarious. Yeah, but not they went to track down that person in the stands and kicked them out. Yeah, but you know what?

If you've been married for any extent of time, uh, and, uh, this is not to rag on any of the wonderful woman out there in your audience, but, uh, yeah, there are things that we find really funny. And, uh, sometimes we say them. And when you don't smile and you just give us that look that means that our life might end that day if we don't, you know, just turn around and walk away. I can understand why situations like this would happen. You would, you understand why the WNBA kicked out one of its few fucking, there's only like eight people who go to these games and they're kicking one of them out over laughing about this. Yes, because it's, it's unfair.

But honestly, in the grand revenue is going to go down by like 12%. which is what $12 basically okay let's move happy news I'm shifting the happy news this week too as you had one but I'm going to give you another one

here's Ken Callant Chuck wearing the uh he got a for his entire um crank hits so they're all rocking a gunslinger shirt there are seven people in that picture all wearing mashup gunslinger shirts

that is pretty happy news I thought that was I thought that was super cool that is yeah Yeah, that picture you sent me, it was awesome. I feel like we would be remiss if we did not bring up this, excuse me, happy news. Sure. U.S. billionaire backs BC ostrich farm as it fights to appeal avian flu, c. Order.

Yes. So we've had her on before. Yes, we have. And now they're actually getting some backing from people in the United States saying, hey, this is bullshit. And we're going to help. you fight it. And I think that's great. Do we have any community news this week? I know I'd sent you one and I'm just going to pull it up

quick. Okay, you pull that up. And in the meantime, Strathmore Rodeo this weekend and also the heavy metal music festival and drum heller. I can't remember what it's called. Like, yell your lungs out or some damn thing. But there's, there's a heavy metal music festival and drum heller this weekend. Dr. Mark Trozy is in Grand Prairie, August 6th. He's actually doing a whole tour across Alberta, BC, I think, as well. But he's August. But what's it for, exactly?

Well, it's talking about a whole bunch of different things, too. He's speaking on COVID-related topics, on fallout from the vaccines, a whole, just a whole list of things. but that's 6 p.m. at the Oasis church in Grand Prairie, Alberta. Dr. Mark Trozy August 6th. So there you go. 6 p.m. to 10.30. He's speaking there.

Anything else? I think that's basically it. August 7th, there's going to be the debate in Stettler. So Pollyev's going to be there. They've already had a couple so far. They've been interesting. a few kind of missed opportunities by people going up against Polyev. But, I mean, it's understandable.

They don't do this for a living. But yeah, the one on August 7th. I can't remember where it's going to be other than Stettler. I don't know the exact location. Yeah, I want to just thank you, Sean. I know we're right at the end here in closing out. And I just want to thank you again for bringing me on with a mentally ill co-host. And I'm serious, I want a psychological assessment next time I come on.

Okay, that will be my only requirement. That's it. Thank you. Bonesaws ready. I'm the one who needs a mental fitness test. There's a line from Oscar Wilde says, Mad Men who hear them music often ponder why others aren't dancing. And that's me.

I like that. That's me. Folks, thanks for hopping on. Vesper, thanks for joining us today. You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Love you guys. We're here every Friday, 10 a.m. Mountain Standard time for the Vesper part of the world.

That's noon, noon. I had to, you know, dealing with twos is one thing, dealing with Vesper is another. It's like, hey, where's this link? I'm like, I sent it to you. What time is it at? What time zones it in? I'm like, yeah, it's all right there. It's all right there in the thing I sent you.

But hey. Hey, at threes beats the twos. Just want you to know that twos. I'm a birdie and you are par. What if people say things are subpar when they're bad? Subpar is actually... All right, wait. I got to go.

Love you guys. All right. Peace out. Vesper. All you find, folks. Thanks again for hopping on. Welcome to the match show. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right.

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