Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 180

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

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Welcome to the Masha. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. Easter west up or down side to side. I sit to stand and fall to fly. Of all of my impulsive plans, pop and locking salsa dances on demand. I follow leading off the map and stop the chatter, scream happily. Welcome to the Masha. Welcome to the Masha.

Welcome to the Masha. Welcome. Welcome to the Masha. Welcome to the Masha. So Tew's. So Tews forgot his rant. for today. So what does he do? I'm sitting here working away. No, Tews has got to put me on screen. Oh, that's funny. Well, well done, sir. Well done. My rant for the day is I'm going to tick Tews off at

some point because he put some weeks. We have like, I don't know, is it 50 headlines? Is it 75? I don't even know anymore. Today I roll in. Tews has like five sheets of headlines. I'm like, all right. So I'm just working through it. I'm like at some point he snucked something in there. There's no way I could possibly found it. I'm not even upset. I'm just like, this is going to be a mashup where Sean annoys the heck out of twos because I'm going to keep trying to roll along like I normally do. And then you're missing things. You're missing things. I'm going to be like, if I could reach through and punch you, I would today. But I know it's all by design.

It's all part of the plan of a two's Friday. Also, we are. We got a hard stop at 1130. So keep filibuster. Perfect. Perfect. I'm going to filibus all the way to 1130. So Tuse is really annoyed because I'm sure he's like, here's a full week. There's a crazy amount of stuff going on. Yeah, no kidding, Tews. I got it. Matchup 180. Welcome aboard everyone. Here we are. Your favorite duo. Somebody offered, have you guys thought about going to marriage counseling? I chuckled. I mean, do you want us to get better? Do you want us to actually?

What do you think, Tews? I want to hear your thoughts. How are your emotions doing today? You know what? It's nice that you finally asked. Yeah, I don't care. Um, mashab one. If, uh, you like to show, this is your time to like share, get a rooster, get a rooster, get a rooster or get a rooster tattoo. Get a rooster something. Like share. Smuggle 72 roosters across the American border. Yes.

Uh, wherever you're watching. Share it out, folks. We appreciate all the help. We rely on you fine folks to, uh, to get it out to more people. Good morning, Bonnie. Good morning, Glenn. Good morning. Rain. Happy cold, rainy mashings day from the Lake Mearing Chester's.

Did I say that right? I think I said that right. Okay, we have a full show. Tuse, how are you doing? Mashup 180. I should allow you to say something here. Oh, I'm doing good, but we do got to get going with this. So what if we start off? We got a hard stop. Tews with hard stop. Interesting. Filler Buster away, Sean. How's everybody doing out there? Send me some things to read. Okay. Happy airborne Friday to, uh, all the airborne boys out there, Jamie Sinclair,

military vets, as everyone knows, we got a ton of time for the Canadian military. How about we start here, twos? I'll bring up my screen. This is,

it says, we are the dead posting on text. Real quick, I'd rather we talk about the one that's retweeted first. Okay. So, so this one,

Peter, private John Henry Campbell. That's Canadian infantry, Canadian Expeditionary Force, August 27th, 1918, age 20. So this account has been, I don't know, it's been longer than, way longer than I've been up on Twitter. And just every once, like every once in a while,

it would come across my feed. This is the name of somebody who died serving this country. Here's who they fought with. Here's when it happened. And here's how old they were. And so, you know, see it, awesome. Like it, retweet it. And then all of a sudden you see this.

out of nowhere. You see, this is the last post of 119,836 names of Canadian Armed Forces members who died while serving, bringing an end to this online rule call that began on Remembrance Day 14 years ago. So, you know, you just,

you just see this. And you're like, okay, well, they're tweeting about this. And, you know, that's,

that's good. I like it. And then you realize at the very end that this has just been going through the entire list of everybody. And it's been doing it for, 14 years. It was pretty moving.

Anyways, it was a good twist at the end. Crazy as part of the twist, though. You look at their account, automated by Glenn McGregor. Glenn McGregor is the guy who ran this account. For those of you who don't know, Glenn McGregor is a legacy media

shill who you can see he has me blocked. That's because of a bunch of interactions we had during the convoy where I was calling out how he was intentionally misrepresenting things. And yet at the same time, he's also the guy who did that entire list.

Yeah. So I have mixed feelings. All right. Cout's six and a half. Canadian man on house arrest for sexually assaulting his sister-in-law now to serve 33 months in prison. It says man originally given house

arrest after admitting drugging, sexually assaulting, and taking nude photos of his blacked-out sister-in-law will now spend time in federal prison. So ruled an appeals court judge. Also, to be clear, she was blacked out because he roofied her. Well, I was going to get to that. So ruled out an appeals court judge who overturned a provincial court decision from earlier this year that allowed Fort St. John veterinarian Justin Donald Sewell to serve his 33-month conditional sentence currently at home with his wife and four children out of town, Sewell, on the pretence of offering his sister-in-law a safe environment for her to get drunk for the first time, proceed to spike her drink with drugs, once incapacitated, he stripped her bear,

pleasureed himself, and then got naked and pressed his body against hers. He also took about 30 photos of her naked, including one with his genitalia near her face. Yes. And for that, he got 33 months in prison, as opposed to Anthony Olenek, who got six and a half years. Yeah. Yeah. conservatives liberals spar over competing visions of bail reform conservatives and liberal MPs barred Thursday in the House of Commons over reforms to Canada's bail system as the official opposition emphasizing crime

early in the fail fall sitting sorry the conservatives introduced a motion call on the liberal government to implement a three strikes in your outlaw aimed at stopping criminals convicted of serious offenses from getting bail probation parole or house arrest and if I scroll to the next headline. So that got that got shot down a month ago. And now bail reform targeting violent crime coming next week, Kearney says. The federal government will perform a proposed, sorry, bail reform legislation aimed at cracking down on violent crime and repeat offenders.

Prime Minister Mark Carney said on Thursday. So we'll see. Maybe we'll finally have a few less coot six and a half articles to talk about. Yes. Toronto Crime Watch. I can pull this up here. I don't know if anyone wants to read along with me, but Ontario Provincial Police Arrest

two Brampton men in possession of 72 smuggled handguns. Two Brampton residents are facing multiple criminal code charges related to weapons trafficking following an eighth month investigation by police. If I scroll down... Kyle Reg Sting and Kyle Wilbur Singh. Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears. There you go.

Tews, did I miss any in the criminal? Coutes six and a half. I'm sure I did. All right. Here we go. Well, that wasn't part of the Coutes six and a half. This is just getting into some other stuff. Over $400,000 worth of stolen mail

recovered in Mississauga, eight people charged. Now, eight suspects have been identified as Sumampreet Singh, Gerdeep Chata, jashan deep jitana harman sing jans jas anpreet sing manroop sing rachbears sing and upindurjit sing so they stole four hundred thousand dollars worth of mail i can't even imagine given how why are you muting me so that i don't get echo oh i'm not mooting you i'm muting your screen because i for some reason

getting echo on it oh okay oh and then it's probably also showing up in the feed too. Remember when we had that one episode? We did that. Yeah. Okay. I'm just fixing problems on this side, too. That's what I do.

That's what I do. Given how worthless Canada Post is, can you just imagine the amount of just the mass and the volume of mail that has to be stolen to amount to $400,000? It just, it boggles the mind. And then here's the next one. Edmonton police sees $60,000 or $60,000.

thousand opium poppies from field behind acreage. I like you folks of seeing this for the first time. That's a wild story. Mm-hmm. Now, I can't remember if it was in here or not, but here is charges charged are Sukdip Danoa, Sandeep Danilal, Gherp Singh, and Coinders Singh.

Okay. So first off, okay, I have two main thoughts on this. If your name is suck deep and you live in India, why would you move to Canada? Like, first off, change your name. But secondly, even if you're not going to change your name, you don't move to a place where the primary language spoken, your name means to put somebody's penis into the back of your throat.

I mean, if Sean happened to be the Spanish word for wrapping lips around a hammer, I don't think you'd be moving to Porta Viarda. Secondly, this is atrocious. These men are patriots. It wasn't very long ago that Don Cherry called people out and he said, you people come to this country and you don't have any appreciation for us and you can't even buy a poppy. And these people took that and they ran with it.

They come to this country. They want to embrace our culture. And so they grow 60,000 poppies right before Remembrance Day and they get locked up because of it. This is atrocious. I guess I'm not moving to Port of Varna. Carry on. Well, that was it. Okay.

That was, yeah. I had nothing else. What's the next one? Okay. Did you see this one? Oh, yes. Okay. All right.

Calgary police is looking for help identifying three people believed to be responsible for stealing a credit card and then racking up $23,500 worth of fraudulent charges on it. They also stole this from the mail. There they are. Yes. Okay. First male suspect wearing black baseball cap, white hoodie. second male suspect is described as having a medium build, dark hair and a beard.

Female suspect is described as having a medium build. This is the state of this country in 2025, Sean. Everything has gone completely off the rails. In 2025, this is a woman described as having a medium build. Can I just say, you know, every week I show up on a Friday, wondering how to's is going to twist it and in his brain of what he's going to be upset with, it is now the description of a medium-billed woman. That's a high-calorie human, John.

All right. Fair enough. We have a high-calorie human at large. Well, she's definitely not at medium. I guess I'm having a good day on this side, considering the crapshoot of 180 this is going to be. Okay, GTA condo market falls to a 35-year low report show. Only 319 units were sold in the third quarter of 2025, down 54% compared with the same period last year, and 92% below the 10-year average for this time. Well, the number of sales is the lowest that has been in 35 years.

The number of condo projects that were canceled after starting construction was a record high. According to the report, 10 projects with a total of 2,499 units were canceled in three months. Well, that's not a medium build. Bringing the total number of cancellation this year to 18 projects at over 4,000 units. Yeah. So anyway, we've just been touching on this a little bit here and there. Here's one that got snuck in the middle. Four undocumented workers identified at Calgary's Event Center site.

So this is where they're building what's basically the new Saddle Dome. You can see just a hint of the old Saddle Dome in the corner. You know, great place to go if you want to see some quality. hockey and this new one that they're building apparently we're doing it with illegal immigrants so we're using taxpayer money to fund billionaire business centers with the construction being done by illegal immigrants this is the kind of headline you would expect to read in Dubai like what are we just going to like put their passports i would expect none nothing less from from calgary careful we got ebbotton stuff coming up too buddy preview wobb canoe hired

richard madden in june to run the province's trade office in washington today canoes office disclosed madden is making 387 thousand dollars a year madden worked in the cbc news washington bureau for two years before taking on his new role manitoba's progressive conservative leader pointed out today that madden is making nearly as much as the prime minister mark carney Kearney earns $406,000 a year. You can show the video if you prefer to. Yeah, I just want to show this real quick. And everybody who's watching along,

take a quick look at this gentleman here. And then let's get to this is, he's got the smarts. Order. He's got the looks. He's got the looks, folks. What exact looks are you talking about Wob Canoe? Are you out of your damn mind?

This is the same medium-built bullshit all over again. Not a high cat or a human at least. Here, let's take a look at a little, where are you at food professor? Here we go. Oh, you got it up. Of course you got it up. All right.

Food professor, the bloodbath continues, according to Toronto Star Nestle, Canada. Won't see how many Canadian jobs will be lost. In Canada, the company employs over 3,500 people across about 12 locations. including two manufacturing plants. This likely means some jobs will be lost. This comes off a recent, a different post-eat, the food professor said Nestle is cutting 16,000 jobs globally,

one of the biggest layoffs in the food consumer goods sector in decades. Yeah. I wonder what the elbow draggers have to say about this. What does twos have to say about this? Tews says that Canada has by far, like by such a huge margin, it's not even close. It's got something like 90% of the world's freshwater.

So a place like Nestle, like anything dealing with beverages or of any kind should just find this to be such an easy place to do business in. And if they're not, it's because the legislation is, preventing them from doing it effectively here. That's it. We're basically like the DRC has most of the world's cobalt.

We've got most of the world's freshwater. All the cobalt mines are in the DRC. All the water, you know, all the places that do all the fancy water and bottles and everything like that, unless it's something where it's specifically coming from that Evian Mountain or Fiji, specifically. this is where you would expect it all to be. And Nestle had a big deal somewhere on Vancouver Island a while ago, and everybody was all mad that they were getting all this water for free. And you're like, we have shit tons of it.

And they bring a lot of commerce here by having these set up. Maybe we should encourage that. Carney faces pressure from all sides on EV mandate as sales plummet. The federal government is facing pressure from all sides to fix its policy that imposes a minimum electric vehicle sales requirement and automakers. The Canadian vehicle manufacturers association and a lobbying group for three United States automakers

with operations in Canada launched a campaign and petition on Monday calling for the government to scrap the policy outright. But on Tuesday, 40 EV industry executive signed on to an open letter to Prime Minister Mark Carney asking him to stay the course but make reasonable adjustments to EV sales requirements.

The people in the industry are saying don't do this, don't try and make us do this. It's not going to go well for anybody. And we've been saying it for years, years, whenever, whenever these EV mandates started coming out, we've been saying this from the get-go. Yes, the 20% by 2026, all the way up to 100% by 2035. Yeah. And now you're starting to see the results of it.

Yeah, I found it interesting in this article. specifically twos. Kingston said such hybrid, wait, where is it? A new form of EV set to come to market contains a gas engine, but not for propulsion. Instead, the engine acts as a generator to recharge the vehicle's battery

in order to extend its operating range. That's a novel idea. Who had that idea and got caught up in red tape by the Canadian government? Who got caught up in a regulatory catch-22 and was unable to move forward with it? You'd think that would be the, like, why not why not leave it with that story edison edison motors folks that's that's what chase barber was all about

and the canadian government was caught up in its own red tape to try and make that happen go back about 15 mashup episodes and you'll find him laying it all out for us yeah uh kevin vickers liberal leader of the you got one you got one yeah well the stalantis plant closing oh Yes. They, tying right in with the EV mandates. Now, Stalantis got a whole shit ton of taxpayer money to retool their plant. And then they took the money, closed, are now closing down the plant and moving to the United States. And Melanie Jolie is threatening legal action, which is going to take years if it ever happens at all and is going to. going to do nothing but seriously cool any sort of interest in infrastructure investment in Canada. It's silly, it's stupid.

I mean, you can go back to, here's Justin Trudeau literally in May of last year. Honda, Stalantis, North Volt, Volkswagen, Asahi Kasi, these are big companies that can choose to build anywhere and they're choosing Canada. no the fuck they are not and you know what I'm probably going to take a lot of hell for this this plant choosing to close down its Canada operations and move to the states is a good thing

I'm happy about it if a business can make decisions that are going to cut down on its input costs in like just think about how much cheaper it's got to be in the states for them to look at it and say Canada is going to give us billions of dollars

but if we move to the states we will more than make that up. Yeah. That's how uncompetitive it is. And so they're going to be able to move to the states and build vehicles that Canadians buy for cheaper than they would be able to sell them for if they were built in Canada, which keeps the industry competitive and the price is lower.

Now we could talk about dealerships being totally fucked up on another conversation. But the basic implication here is that rather than handing out a few billion dollars to selectively help out a few thousand people in Ontario, we've now got a business making a good decision that's going to reduce cost for every Canadian. Do you want to talk about Pierre Poliav's comments or do you want to go somewhere else? Okay. Do you want to, do you have video of the comments or?

Or is it just commentary on the comments? Well, okay, we got to, okay, we're going to go somewhere else first. Sorry, I lied. Okay. All right. New Zealand found a giant shipment of crystal meth from Canada hidden in beer. And somebody accidentally drank one and died. So, yeah, last week it was maple syrup.

This week, it's beer. Now, do you think we have a problem? I think we have a bit of a problem and I would say that if New Zealand is going to get a shipment of hockey pucks and donuts, they should probably double check things. Yes. All right.

Teachers strike. So Angus Reid did a poll. In this dispute between the Alberta government and the teachers, would you say your sympathies are more with? And 58% said the teachers. 58% said they sympathize. with the teachers. That's pretty low.

I would expect that if you're going to shut down an entire, well, industry, because you know, you guys don't really look at it as calling at this point, I think it's fair to say. If you're going to shut down an entire industry that millions of people are relying on, you should want to have something like 90%, which the NDP voters aren't even at 90% support for it. I don't know. It's higher than I thought it was going to be.

I mean, it's... Yeah. What would it consider to say, 50 plus one? And they're over that. I know you want 90%, but I mean, they're over that. But the point I'm making, though, is that if you're a teacher, like, you're the ATA, and you've got this righteous crusade against the evil government, it should be a lot more cut and dried than when it currently is.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of kids at a school right now, man. Yeah. 700,000 plus, right? We're going to get to a couple different thoughts here and a little bit of both. Well, I mean, if you brought in a bunch of private schools, it wouldn't be an issue anymore.

Sure. Also, Agripor has indefinitely shut. shut down a milk plant that was one of the big places that did sour cream and cottage cheese for Canada. The people who worked there went on strike. And so it's been shut down. So plan on some more milk being dumped out. And also, this is a female volleyball game, Seneca College. And there are six people on the court at any given time. Of the six, five of them were trans. And believe it or not, they won the game. I do not watch women's volleyball to see a bunch of dudes in banana hammocks.

Where's Seneca College? I don't know. Is that Ontario? I think so. Somebody know that? The same kind of thing Ontario would do. If somebody's watching the show and knows where Seneca colleges, I'd be curious. Oh, also, a quick side note, the Chinese ambassador said that, uh,

they would rescind the canola tariffs if Canada got rid of the EV tariffs. Yes. Alana says it's in North York. North York. There you go. So Ontario. All right. All right.

Okay. Ontario is doing Ontario things and I'm going to caveat because I've been getting texts from Ontario's all week, too, and, well, I know are lovely because they're texting me, say the rural Ontario folk think a heck of a lot more like Western Canada than we realize. So there. But Ontario continues to do pretty strange things.

That's basically it. And in fact, we're going to talk a little bit more about their premiere in a little while. Yes, we are. Now, I don't know where to hop in at this point because I'm stuck on the Pierre Poliev comments. And I'm, I'm waiting for you to get to it. Okay.

Then I can carry out. Yeah, yeah, sure. let's do the Pierre Paulyev comments do you have a video on them or am I just gonna read off what Kevin Vickers said ready to start I feel like this is gonna be 180 all day folks

Tuse is leading the show I had to do a rant start it's like this is you're in for an ass backwards episode today I didn't find so I didn't bookmark it and so I don't have the video Okay Kevin Vickers leader of the liberal party in New Brunswick said I am sicken

by the remarks of Pierre Polio concerning the Royal Canadian Mountain Police or National Police Forces remarks today are not worthy of someone vying for position of Prime Minister of Canada. I'm just so mad as we say here in Trout Brook, New Brunswick. Well, let's just say

saying something bad about people who do poorly is justified. Like you don't just get a blanket pass because you're the government police force. That's just simply not true. Anybody in any position can do something poorly.

Him calling out the leader of the opposition sickens me and his remarks are not worthy of someone in his position or vying for a better one. Boom. Yotsie. So what Pollyev had said, I think he said that the leadership in the RCMP was disgusting, I think was one of the words he used. He used disgusting. Yeah.

He was talking about how. how they basically chose not to go after the liberals over, and Justin Trudeau specifically regarding some very obvious things, the conflicts of interest and the SNC Lavlin affair. And so then you get a bunch of people jumping in saying, you know, you've got, how on earth could there have been interference if the minister herself testified to the Justice Committee

that there wasn't? Pollyev is making quite a fool of himself. Well, actually, she said that there was. She literally said that the exact opposite of what this guy's saying. She said that there was, what was it, steady and consistent and hard pressure or something like that? She literally said the exact opposite of. And so you've got all these people trying to be revisionist saying, well, oh, you know, what proof do you have? well first off you've got the testimony of Jody Wilson Raybold

so there's that and then secondly she said that there was a lot more stuff that would be revealed if you guys went around the cabinet confidentiality and any sane person would have said okay well the liberals apparently there's some more smoking guns maybe even a few burning ones behind this cabinet confidentiality and the liberals are saying we're the government and we're not allowing you to access this

doesn't that make you at least a little bit suspicious like it should let's let's say you've got I don't know you're trying to track track down some sort of a thief and you're like hey I need to go in there and see if you've got the jewels and he says no you're actually not allowed in there

what's your response as a police officer It's probably not going to be, oh, okay, sorry to have bothered you. You're going to say, shut the hell up, open that damn door. I'm going in there. That's it. The RCMP Commissioner Duhayem said about Pollyab. So I think we've talked about S&C leveling quite a lot under the previous government. And I think it was clear that there's no interference.

And as far as his comments with regards to senior management, I would invite Mr. Pulliab to meet with us and to meet with the people who run this great organization. 32,000 strong. A CBC, or sorry, I shouldn't say a CBC reporter. A reporter had asked about comments made by Pierre. And that was his response. Well, here's the thing. Just tell me where the lie is.

Tell me what he said was out of line. I get the fact that you're mad that he said it. But being mad that he said it doesn't make what he said incorrect. I mean, look at the way, look at the way Brenda Lucky touted to the liberals over gun control after the debacle in Nova Scotia. 22 people got murdered. You've literally got cops pulling weapons on civilians who were just trying to get answers.

They're handing the personal effects of the murdered people back to the families with organic matter still on them. Like they couldn't even wipe the brain splatter off the picture frame before they handed it back to them. And while this is all unfolding, she's more concerned about coutowing to Bill Blair and there's leaked audio that you can go listen to that corroborates this.

So you've got a crazy good paper trail already. You've got a pretty decent case. Even with just Jody Wilson-Raubold's testimony, let alone getting in and finding the stuff that's been blocked by cabinet confidentiality. Tell me where the lie is. Tell me where the lie is. Tell me what he said that was out of line. and I don't really like Pierre Pollyev very much at all.

He criticized the National Police Force, and so people are defend. I criticize the National Police Force. You're not the official opposition to, T's. You're not the only opposition this country has, Sean. Greater awareness would have helped roll out of federal gunback pilot Cape Britain mayor has said. Yes, so they're already doing damage control on the fact that the Cape Breton buyback is probably a disaster in the making. So for those of you who don't know,

the newly prohibited firearms that people have been lawfully keeping locked up, the government has basically said, you can turn them in by this date, or you will be a criminal. And they're already saying, oh, well, you know what, maybe we didn't manage the wording of it right.

Maybe we didn't get the word out very well on this. I think maybe it's just that most people aren't interested in listening to your stupid fucking ideas and they're not going to do it. And if you want the guns, you can come in, shoot their dog, tase them, and then bust open the safes. I found this post that you highlighted interesting. It says, consider purchasing these legal firearms that the liberals are considering

banning and save your receipt. SKS values are climbing because they're not they're one of the few remaining semi-autos that have not yet been prohibited even a basic SS. We used to go for 199 at Canadian Terriers ago is 500 to 800 now and these are over 1,500 to your door. Yes. So keep in mind that this is a design that the design of this weapon is like World War II era and they're selling for $1,500. This is like cars in Cuba where they've got the stuff from the 40s and the 50s because they can't get any new ones in. This is the same thing.

This is the Canadian equivalent of it. We've got Cuban cars are the Canadian firearms in this country. Does anybody see any issues with that? Newfoundland. Progressive conservatives win majority government in Newfoundland, Labrador. Are they conservative? voters in Newfoundland Labrador showed they were in the mood for a big change on Tuesday by hosting the governing liberals after 10 years in power and handing a slim majority win to the progressive conservatives. Progressive conservatives have won 21 of the legislatures, 40 ridings. Yeah, the liberals were elected in 15 ridings, a decline of six seats. The new Democrats led by Jim Din. Jim Din doubled their seat count to two and two well-known independents were re-elected.

Jim Den. What a name. Jim Din. Jim Den. Well, that's how they would say it, Newfoundland. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's Jim Din over there. Oh, yeah, Jim Din, yep.

Oh, yeah, it's best coined. All right. So, Sean, check out this forecast. I love this show. I hope you guys are having as much fun wherever you're sitting. Ah, Jim Din. Bye. Check this out.

This is what they were projecting before it happened. Yes. More of like a pikey than a new fee, but whatever. It's for me, ma. All right. So the liberals were projected to be 20 points up on the conservatives before this. Now, granted, Newfoundland has a really small population. And so, you know, there's chances for things to go wrong.

But if there's that many chances, for things to go wrong, you don't say plus or minus 3%. You say plus or minus 20%. Can you imagine a poll coming out with plus or minus 20%. Absolutely. There was one writing in the last Yukon provincial election that had like 68 voters. You miss one house and that's tipping the balance. There was lots of interesting stuff that happened in this election though.

there was Lila Evans in Torn Gat Mountains got 95.7% of the vote in that writing which is even higher than the dictator of Syria did in his last election. So that was kind of fun and interesting.

The Premier elect has said that fiscal conservatism isn't going to be a huge priority right off the start. This is, so for those of you watching along, what Sean just brought up is a, um, results of the Newfoundland Labrador election since 1949 is the solid lines. The dotted line is what's happening federally. Yeah.

And it is all over the map. This looks like, you know, the beep, beep heart rate things? I was going to say it looks like my, my six-year-old son decided to scribble some things on a piece of paper is what it looks like. yeah sure it could kind of be that but uh i was thinking that you know this this looks like what my heart rate read out would have been the first time i saw the shower scene as starship troopers who is that actress kelly carlson or denise richards uh not denise it was kelly carlson yeah yep yep anyways we're dating ourselves if you haven't seen starship troopers you weren't a part of that era because that that went around the shelf was pretty darn quick yeah um

I just want to point out a couple of things, though. So technically their name is the progressive conservative party. But if we go to their actual platform, they have things like equity, safety, and belonging. A society must be equitable and inclusion and inclusive where people are embraced for their rich diversity, experiences, and perspectives. Exactly the kind of things that you would expect from a conservative party. and just I want to point this out. They also suck when it comes to attention to detail. Covering travel costs for patients who must travel for essential medical care and free parking.

This is why you need an Oxford comma, Sean. Because this basically says covering travel costs for patients who must travel for essential medical care and covering travel costs for patients who must travel for free parking. That's the difference that an Oxford comma makes. And this is the attention to detail that these very progressive, not very conservative people just voted for. I'm curious everybody watching what your favorite part of the show is. Mine, I got a list of them.

It used to be the other Randy. I really enjoy the headlines when twos used to do it on the Postal Service. I thought that was great. And the Oxford comma rants ranked very high up there for me. It's always interesting to me what sets twos off. It's the Oxford comma. The Oxford comma, poor punctuation, just frustrates him on a completely different level than anything else. That's fantastic to me.

Do you have a favorite? I'm asking the audience right now. I feel like you have a favorite. I'm curious what your comments are. I love the heists and the sunken treasure. and I thought it was actually really cool last week that you were talking about how much you liked them to because I just started putting them in

because they're like my favorite things and then it turns out that you really like them too and I'm like, okay, this is awesome. Yes, well, who doesn't love a good heist? I know, right? You know, like you gotta be pretty creative on a heist and we've seen our fair share here in Canada, you know?

Pat says, I'll travel 20 kilometers for free parking and somebody better compensate me for it. Zane says definitely the Oxford Commerants. I also quite like our references to dated pop culture. Yes. Starship Troopers. Man, that brings a guy back. Let's show

some driving here in Canada. You've got a whole list of videos. Let's see some of these this week. I got to give a shout out to my dad. My dad was the one that showed me. Usually it's two sending me the driving videos. My father started because he traveled this country

long-haul truck driving for a very long time. And so he started sending, I'm wondering if there must be like a trucker's group chat out there just of like silly things going on right now. If that is out there. Channel 17. Just hook us into it because truck drivers see it all, right? Anyways, here's some videos. We've been covering this, uh, driving thing now for, I don't know, has it been a year? It's been a while. Here's, here's a truck with nobody in it rolling into oncoming. Yeah. Like, yeah. Route 91. Winnipeg.

And then, oh, wait. Dude gets out. Oh, no. Oh, no. He's doing a fast waddle. Look at him. Holy fuck, you could have killed someone. That is very bad.

Here's another one. See, it's bad enough when it's commercial drivers, you know, hauling freight. But this is a commercial driver hauling people. This is you all, you haul van with people hanging off the back of it.

Like it's a train in Mumbai. On the Anthony Hende twos. On the Anthony Hende that happened. Yep. Yep. Like hold on tight folks. Like that's a wild video. I get the fact that everybody wants to get the hell out of Edmonton

because it sucks and it's terrible. But maybe just. rent a bigger van and then this is interesting well this is a jewelry store robbery in new markets upper canada mall and they followed the vehicle onto highway 404 where the getaway vehicle crashed for suspects arrested so on the bright side some of them are now crashing their getaway vehicles when they're robbing jewelry stores. So it's not all bad. It's not all bad. Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, a cow was rescued from the median of I-79 near Cranberry

Township in Butler County Wednesday morning. Traffic was backed up for two miles approaching the area while police remained on the scene. A cow. A runaway cow. I'm just, I've just about had it with this. You know, they come over here from Asia. They don't learn language. They have no idea what the rules of the road are. None of them have licenses and they're just wrecking all of the traffic all over the place. CBC. CBC has a five-year plan leans on young people, new Canadians to build their audience. I don't know. What do you want to say about this? Well, I, from here in Lloyd, the one thing I noticed, I ran in

into the CBC doing a new story on the new Cinovus hub and talk to the guy for a bit. And they've been all over small rural communities trying to open up new outlets, right, or new whatever you want to call them. So it'll be interesting. So as for identifying their audiences that don't like them, I mean, that's interesting as well. How many times did they just say we're going to put the pedal down and continue to do what we're doing? And we're doing a great job. Meanwhile, all the stats too's showed nobody watches them.

Yes. So I actually had, I mean, we talked about it before how they're actively blocking the release of Jim's subscriber numbers because they don't want people to know how bad they are, presumably. Give me one other good reason why they wouldn't. I actually asked Grock about it. I was like, hey, you know what, is there any way you could look at the financials, the disclosed financials and like figure out how many paid subscribers, Jim has? has and it used a bunch of really rough estimates and kind of went off a few things. Like it did a bunch of grasping and being charitable as possible. It came up with a number that was a little under 200,000, which I think is just astonishingly high.

I would be incredibly surprised if it was that high. But they if it was that high, too, don't you think that they found a way for government employees to put it on and they repay them back? and now they can show that they have 200,000 paid people. Oh, I guarantee you. I guarantee you. If the number's that high. That there are tens of thousands of people working for CBC. How many people do you know that pay for a service and they've uttered the word gem?

I don't know anybody who has Jim or uses Jim. I don't either. I'm calling this now. If and when these numbers come out, they're going to, show the free version. They're going to try and paint that as being how many subscribers they have. And it's probably going to be a list of everybody who's ever downloaded the app on their fire stick. Yeah, like when you go around the water cooler and you're talking,

you're talking to everyday people. Like, I think you hear probably, hey, did you hear the see the new show on Netflix? I think that's probably number one. Number two is something to do with, closely followed by like, sports. Sportsnet or TSN, something to do with sports apps and the price of them going up, I would say is number two. And then after that, you have a laundry list of like, what is it? Amazon Prime, Hulu, Krave, some show on something like that. In all my conversations, I have never once heard anyone. Other than this show, of Gem.

Talk about even having Gem. Yeah. Oh, I got, I got Gem free because, you know, it's got what on it? I don't even know. I have no idea. But it probably installed. it's probably installed on your TV. And they're going to count that number as a driver.

Oh, guarantee. They're going to try and balloon the number as best they can. Yeah. But nobody is going to be completely inaccurate. And what's crazy about that is in the NHL playoffs, specifically, Gem ads ran, I don't know,

every second commercial. It was just like, boom, boom, boom. I'm like, man, that's some big money they're spending to try and get people to go to gem. Actually, it's big money that we're spending.

Correct. Okay, fair. So here's, the thing, though. They talked about well, yeah, they acknowledge that there's groups that had tuned them out. They said that, okay, what's the main

reason why CBC says that it's important? When you listen to Catherine Tate talk, she would talk about how CBC is important because it's needed in rural and remote communities that are underserved

by traditional other sources of legacy media. They always point to disinformation, misinformation, things like that. Well, there's that, there's that too. But part of their big stated reason for existing is to serve rural communities. Okay. And in this, in this five-year plan, they specifically pointed out the fact that nobody in rural communities is even

tuning into them. Don't even know what programs they have. Just completely have moved past CBC. Correct. So your whole reason for being is to serve rural communities. And the rural communities are choosing not to even know cursory details about you.

But in the one interview, in the one interview with whatever her name was, I'm forgetting. not the main lady that used to be there, but somebody different. She pointed out that Marie Bouchard. Yeah,

she was talking about how they're trying to get back into those communities and that they don't have a balanced voice for them. That's basically what she said, and that they're going to try and do better by that. So I guess we'll wait and see. Yes. I'm like, and they're calling a lot of them non-users and dissatisfied users.

and dissatisfied users. Correct. I'd be curious if all of a sudden you got a knock on your door saying, Tuse, we'd really like to bring you on to the CBC and you'd be like, well, it seems you have a voice with a lot of the people in the rural areas and we'd like to try and speak to them.

And if that's true you, we'd just like to give you some of the things to talk about. But, you know, it'll just be the CBC coming in and I don't know, we'll see. Could you imagine if, like, okay, just go through that thought exercise for a minute. We get the knock on our door and then the mashup goes on to CBC. And then we taped the first episode because there's no way they'd let it go live.

And then they would take this entire hour, hour and a half and they will whittle it down to about 47 seconds. The mashup airs and it's kicked off. Yeah, it's just there's maybe part of the two's rant at the start. and then some instance of us saying the word carney and not talking about a traveling circus and then cut to commercial and then roll credits. We should do a CBC episode.

That'd be fun. 47 seconds, 222 seconds of fun. CBC, yeah, anyways. Let's talk about Pierre Pollyup, okay? I'm going to pull up this tweet. This is what it says. Pierre Pollyev said, Nazi socialism, Soviet socialism, narco-socialism, social, oh my goodness, and all other forms of socialism

move at different speeds, but always to the same destination, impoverished hell for the many and special powers and wealth for the few only freedom, free speech, free enterprise, and free choice, empowers all to fulfill their potential and live good and great lives. Yes. Insanity ensues. Incent. Q, cue the butt hurts. once again, as somebody who is literally a professor studying totalitarianism, I'm telling you that Nazis were not socialists. Here's another one.

It's loading. You have a sec here. Insisting that Nazis were socialist is literal Nazi propaganda. I support socialism over capitalism. That guy, by the way, is one of the candidates running for leadership at the NDP. Yeah. And personally, I think that he perfectly encapsulates the third. thoughts and beliefs of the NDP voters

and I think that there is no better candidate to accurately represent who the NDP are on the world stage. Then we've also got check out this tweet by Pollyev suggesting the type of socialism Anna was describing is connected to Nazi socialism. This is absolutely absurd. And Pollyap clearly has no idea

what Naziism, fascism and socialism are actually about. It just goes on and on and on. There's literally thousands of these. So, I mean, insanity ensued. Well, here's the thing, though, Sean. We just had, we just had a volleyball team where five of the six people were dudes. Okay.

If a man says he's a woman, then he's a woman. Okay. Fair enough. We've got the Newfoundland Conservative Party who has absolutely, they're not going to do anything about the spending. and they're leaning into DEI, but they're conservative, right? You've got Antifa. We haven't really covered this, but in the States, there's a lot of talk about Antifa and how they're not actually anti-fascists.

They're fascists, but their name is Antifas. Obviously, they must be anti-fascist. And then you've got the National Socialist Party, which is what Nazi stands for. Well, that's not socialists. but it's in their name. They said that they're socialists. Yeah, but whatever you say, you can't just say that you're something

and then magically become it. You know what? I think there's, I think Leah Thompson, Leah Thomas, and Dylan Mulvaney might want to have a few words with you about that. You want to show the video of Brian Turnbull, the 60,000 new jobs added in September?

Do you, or do you just want to talk about the job? Well, here, we'll just, we'll just show a little bit of it here real quick. Allergy to the facts. Fact. Canada created 60,000 net new jobs last month. Now, there's all this talk about how many jobs got created. This, by the way, was October 10th.

This was last Friday. Okay? And then you've got this guy talking about the 16,000 new jobs created. Wob Canoe got all of his numbers wrong. Actually, you know what? I do want to show this. So unmute me if you don't mind. Well, guess what?

We added 5,300 jobs in Manitoba last month. It's very convenient that the number of the premier quotes isn't painting the full picture. So let me do that for you here today. Unemployment is up 6.2% under this NDP government. 4,300 jobs were lost in August in manufacturing the loan. 7,200 part-time jobs were lost in September. Over 5,200 jobs were lost in August.

3,900 were only added back. That's a net loss of 1,300 jobs. So the numbers are all weird and all over the place. And everybody's got their opinions. There's a whole bunch of this stuff. Marty did a good job of breaking down Wob Cano's numbers being out to lunch. And here, I'm going to take that down. We're going to get to that in a minute.

But I was asking Grock about this because I'm like, where did the job numbers actually come from? And so there's a department in the federal government that calls random people up and surveys them and just says, hey, do you have a job? Yes or no? And I'm like, well, this is weird. I've never even heard of this. What are the chances that me at my age, having worked my whole life, has never received one of these phone calls? And Grock said, okay, well, the chances are small, but not zero. but I don't know anybody who's ever,

I've never heard anybody mention that they got a call from some government bureau asking them about their employment. Do you work? Yeah. No, I've never even heard of it. And here's the thing is it's so weird because you're taking these sample phone calls and creating an estimate.

And that's where that 66,000 job number comes from. And this was on the 10th of October that they were talking about it, that the September job numbers came out. if you employ somebody, you have to remit payment of their payroll deductions by the 15th of the following month to Revenue Canada. And so a really accurate way to tell how many people are employed would be to look at how many different people had payroll remitted for them to Revenue Canada by the 15th of the month. and so it's just it's really strange that we have you saying there's a smarter way to do this well there's there's a super smarter and easier way to do it because not only does it it takes away all the ambiguity from this because it's going to show up on a fucking spreadsheet in

ottawa laid out exact numbers are you not saying politicians want exact figures twos no they don't they want the ambiguity don't they want that gray zone so here's the question is is that when we see all these job numbers, are they inaccurate because they want to have wiggle room? Are they inaccurate because they're purposely doing them poorly to try and mislead people? Or are they inaccurate because bureaucracy needs bureaucracy? And yes, that exact number shows up on a spreadsheet in Ottawa on the 15th of every month. but we can hire a few thousand idiots in Gatno to just call people and have a maybe number by the 10th.

I would say if you're asking me that question, they want to paint themselves in a good light. And so this allows them to do something that allows that to happen. And then the opposition wants to rally against it. And instead of just having something like you're pointing out that would actually give concrete numbers and you could actually see they have the concrete number like it's literally you would just take everything in one column and you would go you would just highlight the entire column in excel and in the bottom right hand corner it would give you the total amount and it would

give you the count and so however it's set up in that spreadsheet it's literally just highlight the column and it will tell you i put zero faith in my in politicians let's move on peace Parliamentary Press Gallery not informed in advance of Prime Minister's trip to Egypt. The Parliamentary Gallery was not informed in advance of Prime Minister's trip to Egypt to participate in the Middle East peace ceremony on October 12th. The gallery is disappointed and dismayed at the exclusion of the Canadian media from the event and expresses in no uncertain terms that this must never happen again. It is unprecedented that Canadian media be entirely excluded from a Canadian Prime Minister's foreign trip. Our members being trustworthy and reliable news coverage free from any. any political interference to Canadians every day.

It goes on. It goes on. It's very cute. It's very cute. All right. But here's the thing. Okay. So for those of you who don't know,

Donald Trump brought peace to the Middle East. He settled the whole Palestine, Israel thing. No one's ever going to get attacked or shot or suicide bombed or anything like that ever again. And they, a whole bunch of world leaders met in Egypt for, for this. And Carney was obviously kept out of the loop because they didn't even have time to get the prime ministerial jet ready. And so they had to charter. They had to charter a jet to take him down there. And then they didn't bring any of the press gallery with him. And then, you know, Donald Trump like specifically named all of the countries who were very helpful in this. Can

Canada was not on the list. Mark Carney is a blister. He shows up when the work's done. Let's get on to some goofy news. We have, if you're telling me, we got 28 minutes. We got to get through a whole bunch here. Let's, let's do some goofy news. Pickleballers are making too much racket and can face new rules in Toronto City says,

pickleballers are making too much racket, say some Toronto City counselors. Yeah, CBC is trying to, trying to be us. Noise restrictions. Noise restrictions. The Globe and Mail. And it doesn't like... Oh, have you ever played pickleball before? Yes.

Okay. How would you compare yourself to the average pickleball player? Me? Decent, but if you get to some of those old timers who can really give her, you get your... Okay. You get cleaned up. Yeah. Okay.

What would you say the median age is, is where I was going with this? Oh, 65. Probably. Yeah, at least. You're looking at a bunch of retirees. I think this is probably the first time ever that I've ever seen noise complaints about retired people. Yes.

Noise complaints from too early in the morning and too late at night. And you're like, what? What an insane thought process anyways? The Globe and Mail candidate doesn't like immigration anymore. This is a problem. No, it isn't. Here's the chart. I just want to show the chart.

This is share of Canadians who think the number of immigrants, incoming immigrants is too many. So back in the early 2000s, It was 46%. It goes lower, lower, lower 2015. It's a 19.5% all the way down 15% in 2022. And where we sit today, 54% of Canadians say it's too many. Too many.

Welcome. Welcome to the party, pal. Andrew Coyne. Do you want to? I just want to show these tweets here real quick. Sure. All right. So for those of you,

don't know who Andrew Coyne is, he's a hack, and he has pretty bad Trump derangement syndrome. And here's a tweet of ICE people or ICE arresting people. And he retweets it and says, the only responsible thing to do when unidentified masked men attempt to take you away by force is to resist with all of your might. This is from October 13. Now, if you go not even into the way back machine, into the just a little bit before, you know, the five minutes earlier. September 3rd.

This is an article he wrote. Polyev's proposed stand on Guard Act goes far beyond even the U.S. Castle law on which it was supposedly based. He literally wrote an article talking. Which is it, Andrew? Which is it? Yeah. Which is it?

September 3rd to October 13th. Can't defend yourself or you can defend yourself. To exact opposite stances. And they're not six months apart. They're literally a month and 10 days apart. Here's a tweet. Looks like Kearney is recycling footage from a trip in August to make it look like he stopped to visit service him members this Thanksgiving. Nothing is real with this guy.

Okay. Here's the first picture. That's for a tweet for Thanksgiving. And then the other picture is from August 27th. There's him at the same place sitting next to the same people, the same girl with the the same ponytail is sitting across, the same dude with the beard. It's the same. It's the same thing.

And they just, they use two different pictures from it and hope nobody would notice. You know, kind of like how they were misleading people by doing the fake shanty town for the press conference. Or when they were misleading people by putting fake bag. Nothing to see here too. Median wheat. Move on. In Mexico. Immigration Refugees and Citizenship Canada had this.

Here, pull it up. Thinking about moving to Canada, did you know Canada has public health care? Learn how it works. When you get it and what services are covered, get the details and helpful tips. This is them saying, come to Canada,

we will take care of your health care. And twos would say, what would two say? I don't know. you rally, you'd have some quip here. I just assumed you've been sitting stewing on this one about our health care system. Well, I figured this was like, of all the slow pitches that come in for a home run moon shot, this would be the one for you.

Okay. Out of all this week? Out of all this week? Yes. Crazy. Okay. How about this? Trying to have fewer immigrants in Canada is a good thing.

but sending them to our health care system is probably going about it the wrong way. Show the video of our favorite Toronto mayor. Yes. Now, keep in mind, this is not a doctorate video. The woman does, however, need one. Hey, Toronto, we want it all.

Toronto. Toronto, there's your mayor. You guys. It's lovely. You guys voted for this person. AOC, yeah, says rivers were on fire because of corporations like Deloitte, pouring chemicals into waterways, Deloitte is an account, Deloitte is an accounting consulting and tax service firm. No idea what she's talking about.

Okay, so here's the video of her talking about. Rivers in rural areas were on fire because of corporations poisoning the people who lived in those areas, poor middle class communities getting poisoned and dumped on by corporations like Deloitte and 3M. Now, just, you know, to the tweets point. Deloitte provides audit consulting financial advisory risk tax and legal services with approximately 470,000 employees globally. And apparently, according to AOC, Deloitte is pouring chemicals into rivers, and setting them on fire. I don't know how many accountants you know, Sean,

but I've never seen an accountant do that. I've never even heard of an accountant doing that. Here is Holly Done. Libs election platform promised a thousand more RC&P personnel to tackle drug and human trafficking. Promise was re-announced April 10th, April 28th, June 3rd, August 12th, and Minister Sean Fraser announced it a sixth time. Yes. So maybe do fewer announcements and more actually doing the damn job.

A little less talky, talky. Yeah, a little less talk and a lot more action in the words of Toby Keith. Now, maybe it's because it was out of order. Did you see this? Yeah, Air Canada signs babysit several rolls away leaving family frustrated. Yep. Yeah, so Air Canada, this guy paid the extra. fee to have everybody sit together. That extra fee you pay.

That all went through. They put the kid on standby and was presumably going to board everybody but the kid. But then a seat opened up and then the kid got the seat, which was five rows away. Now, I'm not really sure what they're complaining about because, yes, it was an 18 month old child, but they spawned a ginger being five rows away from it isn't really that bad of a thing. and then the uh the transport agency in canada had decided um that they weren't going to find air Canada because a bunch of the passengers were okay just hopscotching around so that the kid could sit with the uh with the parents which probably wasn't that hard of a cell because just be like look

look if we can move things around then you won't have to sit next to this ginger uh uh um okay I'm going to follow up the next tweet. Yesterday I got to see the NACWA, a new development in Vancouver being built by the Squamish Nation on land that they have zoning rights over a very cool project. Yep. Yeah. I just, I think that this is really going a long way towards truth and reconciliation as far as First Nations go. especially the part where, you know, in Canadian tradition, when it comes to truth and reconciliation,

the most important thing you can bring to the table is a surfboard because that's what Justin Trudeau did on the first Truth and Reconciliation date. That's a picture of him celebrating truth and reconciliation. And in honor of his legacy, they put a whole bunch of them up on the side of the building. aren't those things forgive me those are going to be balconies

right I don't know well let's wait let's assume they were going to be balconies no just can I come on come on computer look

enhance enhance enhance those are doors they're going to be they're going to be balconies I mean hopefully

part of reconciliation is some fucking railings uh If birth tourism is such a big scam, why do so few immigrants take advantage? So this is Andrew Coyne again. I'm going to read this again. If birth tourism is such a big scam, why do so few immigrants take advantage? Because they're already immigrants, you idiot.

They don't need to do birth tourism. They're already immigrants. You often? Yeah. All right. I'm going to carry on. Colonna International Airport. Here, let's pull this up.

up this. Okay, there you go. Colonna airport, international airport display and PA system were hacked displaying messages claiming Israel had lost the war and that Donald Trump is a pig. That's in Colonna. Well, that's the thing that's crazy about it. Of all random places in the world to hack an airport display and put that up, you're going to hack Colona. That wouldn't be two's first choice? what relevancy does a small city that is almost the antipode of the Middle East have to do with anything? Like the only way that you could find something less relevant to this?

I like, how could you find something less relevant? Like maybe maybe, maybe the, if, if there was a screen like that in a curling rink in in Caniston or something? Like that's the only way this could get more obscure. We're going to a hockey tournament in Kinniston this year. Nice. Side note. Stephen Giebo proposes a new global carbon tax on maritime shipping. I quoted, we are very supportive of the discussions that are happening at the International Marine Organization to put in place some kind of levy on international marine transportation.

Poor choice of words as far as waterways and stuff go. But, yeah, I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon. Where would the money go? Are they being fed? Thousands of students lose school meals during Alberta teacher strike. I'm guessing they're being fed because otherwise they would have starved to death long before they became students. The government does not need to solve all of your problems. Walking is good for you.

Walking backward can add to the benefits. This is an actual article. from the CTV about the health benefits of walking backwards. Did a coffee table write this? Canadian refugee applicant and ICE custody says he crossed border accidentally. A Canadian refugee applicant from Bangladesh who is being held in U.S. immigration and customs enforcement detention facility in Buffalo says he cross a border into the U.S. by mistake and now Canada won't take him back. So where exactly is Buffalo again?

Remind me, Sean? New York. Okay. Roughly where is it close to in Canada? Toronto. Toronto. Okay, yeah, ballpark, sure. Here's a picture of him in Lake Louise.

I didn't catch that. I'm not saying that people shouldn't be allowed to experience life. But if you're coming over as a refugee and you have enough money to travel across what is the second largest, country in the world to see its major tourist destinations. Where'd you get the money? Our favorite premier back in the news, Ontario Premier Doug Ford says he's threatened to beat up Home Depot shoplifter. Quoted, I said, buddy, I'm going to kick your ass all over the parking lot.

Show me what's in your bag. Ford told the fireside chat on Monday. He said the man then pulled out a saw blade that the store manager said was stolen, quoted. Then I went on to tell him, if I ever see him in the parking lot, he's going to get a beating like he's never got before. But that's what you have to do. This is a serious conversation that he had.

Old Dougie. This is Doug Ford. Dougie Ford, finding a way. I'm all here for it, too. Find a way to the headlines, Dougie. If it's not the maple, or, well, it's not the whiskey. Not in Kentucky.

If it's not pouring out the whiskey or eating an ice cream sandwich, it's him telling people, at a fireside chat about the time he threatened to beat up a guy in the parking lot of Home Depot. I'm all here for it, too, I'm all here for it. Reelect Doug Ford, so we can just have more of this for years to come. You want to show the Thomas Lukashik video? No, the video is completely irrelevant.

I just want to point out, so this is Thomas Lukazik, the guy going around with the petition for Alberta to forego its manifest destiny. Um, good night. Hashtag forever Canadian volunteers. I'm off to bed somewhere between Wienwright and Camrose. See you tomorrow morning, Canada. He's going to bed somewhere between Wienwright and Camrose. Wienwright, if you look it up on Google Maps, does not exist.

There is, however, a place somewhat close to Camrose called Wainwright. And I'm just saying that if this guy is in touch, with the people of Alberta and how they think and how they feel. He might get the spelling right. He might be able to spell the name of a fucking city properly. Ireland is implementing basic income for artists could candid do something similar. This is from the CBC. Pushing idiot, impossible, unsustainable, socialist talking points.

Now, the interesting thing, though, is that if, If you were to go into the search bar and look up something like, so this is Ireland basic income. Now, Ireland, for those of you who don't know, got rid of corporate taxes. If we look up Ireland corporate tax, nothing, Saskatchewan-born poet shortlisted for T.S. Eliot Prize, that same article we looked at. maybe the reason why they have enough money to do this stupid pet project is because they got rid of corporate tax. They cut the corporate tax rate to zero.

And CBC doesn't seem to have a whole lot of articles about suggesting that they follow Ireland's footsteps in that direction, only just in the give people free fucking money to do finger painting direction. Surging CO2 levels, a sign candomust resist climate backsliding. A leading Canadian climate scientist says a new report showing planet warming carbon dioxide levels of soared to record amounts in 2024. The latest sign Canada must resist pressure to backslide on climate action. The world's meteorological organization, an annual greenhouse gas bolt and says CO2 growth rate, which has tripled since the 1960s, reflects a combination of continued fossil fuel emissions and reduction in how much is absorbed in forest oceans and other natural carbon sinks. So that's, it's really interesting.

That's not an absolute comparison. It's a relativistic one. When they say that the growth rate has tripled since the 60s. Well, first off, if something triples in 40, 65 years, if it doubles in 72 years, that's 1%. If it doubles in 72 years. If it quadruples in 72 years, that's about 2%. So this is somewhere between 1 and 2% of the growth rate. This isn't the amount of CO2 in there.

It's intentionally misleading. They're not talking about how much CO2 is out there. The amount of CO2 that's going into the atmosphere has gone up somewhere between 1 and 2% over the past 60 years. and that is not at all what it sounds like they're saying. Watch for this. The intentionally misleading, looking at the smaller piece of it rather than what the actual hole is.

You see it all the time in these scare articles. Andrew Lawton. I'd like it noted I was fat in the private sector too. Yes. So, oh, shoot, I just accidentally closed it. But so some random Twitter account says, you're fat, maybe stop feeding at the public trough, you lying idiot.

And then Andrew Lawton, very well said, this is one of the cleverest things I think I've ever seen a Canadian politician say, said I'd like it noted, that I was fat in the private sector too. Well done. Fireworks now illegal in Eminton unless you're a professional. How do you regulate that? What's a professional fireworker?

Somebody who's impossible to dust for prints, you know, because they go off and have no more fingers. Jessica Jonathan Yaneve Simpson arrest warrant while AI AI receives S-F-U-B-A I don't know why I'm saying that but arrest warrant issued for this person. Jessica Yanev. So you may remember the first time we talked about Jessica Yanov on this show.

It was when she filed a human rights complaint against a spa that refused to wax her balls. and then she got arrested for carrying a taser has been an absolute shit show and now there's an arrest warrant out for her for failure to show up in court. So I think they've really got her by the balls in this time. Yukon election.

I think I have a tweet here. Here it is. Here it is. One of the writings where the Yukon liberals failed to get a candidate is Klondite, an incumbent seat that was held by former Premier Sandy Silver. This is genuinely interesting. Think about the implications of this.

This is a seat that is currently held by the liberals. Not only did the incumbent step down, and we've talked about this for a few weeks now, how the liberals are incumbent in the Yukon, and they're still not, most of them aren't running again. So not only did the incumbent step down,

but the incumbent, the incumbent seat isn't even going to have a liberal vying to keep it. They couldn't get anybody. Like just imagine if, I don't know, I'm in Olds, Didsbury Three Hills. When the former Speaker of the House stepped down and they had that by-election. The UCP were the people who won that seat before. Imagine that there was a by-election and they couldn't even find someone to try and win it. that's what this is in the Yukon with the liberals.

And I just, I don't understand what is happening up there. But they're not running a full slate of candidates. They've got three seats that they're not even going to contest, including one that they're currently sitting in. Portland judge finds car thief one bottle of Baja blast mountain dew. I can't believe I read that. Anyways, there you go. You read that correctly.

It's in Portland. So there you go. After years of progress on gender, the male gaze is back. Yes. Apparently, CNN is disappointed with the fact that we all just suddenly remember that hot chicks are hot. And so things like Sidney Sweeney with the good jeans, things like that, you know, we kind of went away from that for a few years. And now, now it's going to. come back. Yes. Um, okay. Climate pollution from inhalers has impact of a half a million

cars per year study finds inhalers. Inhalers. So all you asthmatic nerds out there are just destroying the planet. You are the problem. There is no planet B. So just get better lungs. Donair. Um, okay. Some donair news. A 23 year old king of Doner. employee was arrested Wednesday after what police called a lettuce outburst. Witnesses say the employee had been working the counter when a customer asked for lettuce on their don't air after replying that they don't just slap salads on sacred meat. She allegedly hurled the menu at the customer and shouted what part of KOD don't you get? Keep off dainties.

According to police, she grabbed a bottle of donair sauce and squirted in the customer's face. Other staff were strangers. She didn't accuse the customer of insulting the integrity of the don't. She was arrested on charges of assault and reckless endangerment. The altercation drew so much attention that a nearby bystander called into a radio show and less than an hour later. Audio eclipse of the dressing, spraying debacle when viral turning the restaurant into talk of the town. That's by far the coolest thing I think I've ever heard of happening in, uh, okay.

Well, here's, here's a funny personal anecdote. So, you know, Opa, that place that does all the Greek rap, and stuff like that. So there's one in Chinook Mall. And when I still lived in Calgary, I was in that mall one time and I was hungry. And so I just stopped in to get something to eat. And so it was like, yeah, I'll get whatever rap or whatever. And the girl says, and this is pretty much a direct quote.

She says, do you want cheese with fuck for fuck sakes, fucking fuck. I've been working here for six. fucking ears and I am so tired of asking every single person if they want fucking cheese. And then she got really scared. And she was, I am so sorry. And I was like, dopey. That's awesome. I'm like, I'm definitely getting cheese now.

Yeah, I don't know what Tooth has for happy news, folks. But I wanted to show this. I thought this was great. I don't know if anybody watched the baseball game last night. But, Mike Scherzer, he comes running out. I'm listening to Bucking them talk about it.

If he goes running out, he hasn't made up his mind and Scher sees him coming and gets to stay in the game, yells at him, and then strikes a guy out. That was perfect. 41-year-old Max Scherzer.

That was pretty cool to watch. Isn't it crazy to think about how like the oldest people who play professional sports are younger than us? Yes. Okay, here's what, here's,

that was great. I thought it was great. All right. They call him Mad Max Tews, and you can see it in his eyes. Anyways. Influencers, not news outlets or politicians, dominated election online, according to report. So they basically said that it was something,

47% of the dialogue about the Canada's election came from social media influencers. News outlets were 28% and politicians accounted for 18%. Interesting thing, they didn't note the coverage of the election, which I think would have been a big deal because you had CBC, which beat everybody. And then the next three after that were something roughly like Rebel, Us, Juno. That was a cool night. I mean, the election itself, that's what I mean.

I assume people know that. But like, we have 88,000 people watching two schmach. Simultaneously. There was a half a million people that tuned in that day. Yeah, like that, that's pretty wild. That was a wild experience. We were hoping, yeah, I don't know, we're hoping, you know, maybe 20,000. I don't know.

And then it just kept going out. Remember it was going up 10,000 every hour for a while? You're like, what is happening here? This is freaking insane. Yeah. We got a couple corrections. I forgot to do this. You want it out of here in a minute's time.

What are you trying to do here? Okay. Other happy news. Several Alberta families with transgender children say they may leave the province if Daniel Smith moves ahead with the non-withstanding clause. And Trump admin revokes visas for hateful posts about Charlie Kirk, no obligation to host foreigners who wish death to Americans. Go ahead, Sean.

A couple of corrections. Jamie Sinclair texted me. I just had you send you a text about the alcohol in Ontario. Although they have private vendors, they still have to buy it from a province. And a province of Ontario doesn't buy Crown Royal. They can't sell it. And that's why there's no free trade in between provinces either when it comes to alcohol, because the provinces make money off the private vendors that sell to the people.

And if you could just phone any alcoholic company in the world in order in what you wanted, it would cut the government rate out of their income. So I was saying if you're a private company, you're cheering on the fact that they're not going to sell Crown Royal. and Jamie Sinclair pointed out that is false. Okay? And I didn't realize that. The other one was the foreign truck driver, or is a huge safety hazard,

but the OPP story about the trailer missing tires is a story about the cops being total assholes, not safety. The trailer is prep for sand blasting and painting. They removed inside duels and lift axle, tire mud flaps. There was no fines for the missing tires because it's not illegal. The fines were paperwork fines. Just an FYI.

Anyways, there you go. There was two corrections. we had off of last week. And then community notes, okay, tomorrow I'm in Regina. I pretty much get out of here and head directly to Regina, the Prairie Rising Forum. So hopefully I'll see a few of you there for that.

October 20th here is the elections in Alberta. So Shannon Hines was just on our blue collar, white collar roundtable. I know Tuesday is going to want to argue with me on that, is running for school trustee. But we also got Drew McKay and a whole bunch of others that are running. John Rue. Yes. Justin.

Yes. Justin Stevens. Yep, are all running. October 20th, and you're all bird up, make sure you get out and vote. The 25th next weekend, Saturday is Profit River's customer appreciation day.

Rod Giltec is going to be there for that. October 26th, the Sunday is where we're shooting guns with Giltack, a prodnick and seclair at the Lloydminster and district fishing game association indoor range. Prophet River supplying the ammo for that. Quick Dick, McDick is live November 22nd in Lashburn. That's a school fundraiser.

The S&P Christmas party. Dueling pianos are back December 20th. I got one table left, twos, one table. Who's out there? Who's been dragging their feet? One table. And then the mashbill comes January 17th, the Kalmar, just west of the Emmington International Airport. We have under 14 teams available left for that. So get your team in for that. Text me. And if you've never been to the Edmonton International Airport, it's quite a sight to see you've got that weird kind of like crumpled up building that you can see from the highway. It looks like a woman with a medium build sat on it.

And then Leanne says, see you there about prayer rising. You guys can commiserate about the fact that the oilers lost to the flames last week. How the flames have been doing since then? It's too early to tell, Sean. Interesting. It's four in a row. Cornerstone,

here's the big news for my end of the world for this week. Cornerstone Forum returns March 28th and tickets are now on sale. So it's all on the show notes. You can text me if you can. and find it, but showpass.com backslash Cornerstone 26. All the tickets available, early bird prices right now. Get your ticket. March 28th. Tews, for two minutes over for your, your, thanks for tuning in, folks.

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