Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 184

Episode Date: November 14, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Masha. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. Easter west up or down side to side. I sit to stand and fall to fly. Of all of my impulsive plans, pop and locking salsa dance is on demand. I follow leading off the map and stop the chatter, scream happily. Welcome to the MASHU. Welcome to the MASHU.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Welcome to the MASSUP. Welcome to the MASHU. Welcome to the MASHU. Welcome to the Masha. Welcome. Tews is a trendsetter. He's a pace setter. He's way ahead of the curve.
Starting point is 00:00:44 And it's irritating the hell out of him. The latest viral trend is this thing called plaque maxing. Where whenever you see a placard on the side of the road, you go check it out. If you're up for a walk somewhere, there's a placard you go read it you spend a whole bunch of time in museums reading all of the intricate details of everything twos has been an incredibly annoying person to go to a museum with his entire life because this is he was doing this before it was cool and then you've got a cottage cheese shortage in canada why because of some latest tic talk trend about how good it is to
Starting point is 00:01:25 eat cottage cheese welcome to the party pal what's going to be the next viral tic-tock trend having half-finished projects filling the fucking workbench in your garage loving to fish but never having enough time to do it or just yelling into the abyss every time something pisses you off at the start of a podcast because that's basically my life you know mashup 184 folks if i thought i was going to enter in with tuesday doing a little dance talking about being trend setting i did not have that on my bingo card today but uh welcome to mashup 184 where we've just started and twos has made me smile so hey you're winning today two's you're winning today um it's going to get worse you're going to be pretty mad at me by the time yeah sure sure
Starting point is 00:02:22 all right mashup 184 uh welcome aboard everyone if uh you enjoy the show make sure to like share um send it out to a friend uh yeah uh help us get the word out we appreciate it morning earl morning earl how's everybody doing today i'm feeling pretty good today tuse how are you doing tuesday is doing good twos went to bed nice and early last night got a whole ton of sleep it was great and yesterday was the one year anniversary of vape vaults so that was kind of a cool milestone we've been open a year now you've survived a year yeah well i i had a different day yesterday i was just telling you 13 interviews now now in fairness the 13 folks 11 of those were like uh i got uh um what's the word i'm looking for UCP uh brought me on this folks
Starting point is 00:03:21 The board of director candidates, I've been interviewing them all for the UCPA GM, and there's 22 of them. I know you get a kick out of that. I did 11 of them yesterday, then had two of my own. So like, well, actually, it was on Leighton Gray's podcast. I don't know when that comes out. Gray matter. Leighton had asked me to come on. So that was interesting.
Starting point is 00:03:44 And then I had an interview late last night. So I had, yesterday was a new benchmark for sitting down on different interviews. 13 um yeah i didn't think that that's basically the live election live stream all over again yeah except that's one continuous thing and that's like 40 or 50 people hopping on but you're not wrong you're not wrong this was all uh behind closed doors morning leanne morning okay oh so you know it's well just let me say real quick uh that uh gray matter thing is legitimately interesting because i've told you this before but you know aside from being an interviewer you also make a pretty interesting podcast guest and you don't do nearly enough of that.
Starting point is 00:04:25 So whenever that comes out, people should check it out. People should check it out. People should check out Grey Matter anyways. Layton has some interesting guests on there. Yeah, I guess if you want to have this knucklehead on, a show of your choosing folks who's ever watching and you have a podcast, sure, I'd hop on. It's always interesting to be on the other side, as twos well knows, because it started out with me having twos on and then now it's it's you know twos co-hosts a whole lot okay let's get on
Starting point is 00:04:53 let's get on on this thing happy airborne Friday right uh shout to uh jamie sinclair i feel like i there's a there's literally a reminder in jamie's phone every friday morning he texts me and then he sends me a video and i don't same thing and do you know what i'm doing this morning james i've got i've got a bunch of i'm right text from james other times not friday morning. I tell you what. I feel like he does it just to get me riled up so I talk about it. Anyways, happy Airborne Friday, all the military men. And are we going to have to like, you know, if they enlist 300,000 public servants, we're going to have to caveat this. You know, like, I don't know what I'm going to feel about that. We're going to get to that. We're going to get to that.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Spoilers. Spoilers is right. Coot six and a half. Oh, community notes. Well, yes, yes. If you got a community note, we talk about it at the end. Throw it in the chat so we can make sure it gets on the show towards the end. Community notes. Cout's six and a half. Indigenous man caught with killing machine of a rifle gets time served due to intergenerational trauma. Yes. So he was driving erratically, got pulled over.
Starting point is 00:06:09 He had a flamethrower, crowbars, had a crack pipe sitting on his lap. and he had what was described as being a loaded, prohibited, modified firearm. And they said that it wasn't made to kill animals. The only thing it would, this gun is obviously not intended for hunting anything other than human beings. And the judge said the mitigation of Garlo's sentence is not a break for him. A sentence reduction is not a reflection of a judge being soft on crime.
Starting point is 00:06:42 It is our obligation. as the gatekeepers of justice to address, address, redress, and hopefully ameliorate? Institutional abuse? Ameliorate. Jeez, that's a new word for me. Ameliorate. Okay. Institutionalized abuse.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Okay. I just want to point out, I got a lot of love for the National Post, but because of that, I got to call you guys out when you fuck up. Case in point. Garlo, in his early 40s, pled guilty to being in possession of a loaded, prohibited, modified firearm, and that his possession of this firearm was in contravention of court orders that prohibited him from possessing such items. Motherfucker, it's a prohibited firearm. You already can't possess it.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Like, there's, you can't, there's no court order that's going to make it extra illegal for you to have. a firearm that it's illegal for you to have in the first place. I get the fact that journalists don't tend to know a lot about firearms, but I really feel like you guys should address that. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:57 I'm just going to solve my own problem. Ameliorate. Make something bad or unsatisfactory better. I didn't know that, too. I'm learning a new word today. There you go. Oh, dude. I know all kinds of words. You got a lot of useless information tucked up there.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Expenses, all right. Well, that's from reading all the placards. That's where all that comes from. Here's a liberal MP Ariel Keabaga, I think. Yesterday would not explain why she built more than $173,000 for nine days worth of personal costs and her brief tenor as government house leader. Kea Baga spent the entire period in her riding with Parliament out of session. was short-lived position.
Starting point is 00:08:43 And then she went on to... And she ran up $174,000 in expenses. This is what she said. And that's the black talks, by the way. Yes. And then this is her letter penned. I would like to offer some context regarding the public expenses associated with my term as government house leader earlier this year.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I was appointed house leader on March 14th. The amounts reference in recent reports will flex personal expenses incurred up to March 31st. During that period, I inherited an existing fully staffed office. and no new staff were hired, as indicated in the public accounts, 57,000 represents the actual personal cost of that office. The remaining amounts relates to mandatory vacation leave payouts, which are governed by Treasury Board policies. Yes.
Starting point is 00:09:24 So she's basically saying that it just so happened that everybody was getting paid over those nine days that I was there. And that's why it all wrapped up, racked up like that. Now, it's technically possible, but pretty unlikely. So if you want anybody to believe you, you show the fucking receipts.
Starting point is 00:09:48 And if you don't show the receipts, you need to leave. And if you're the Conservative Party, you need to embrace what you did with Baboda. This is your time to shine. If anybody from the Conservative Party is listening and you guys don't want to be idiots, you need to,
Starting point is 00:10:07 everybody's talking, Because whenever something like this happens, it's always the $16 orange juice is the gold standard comparison, right? You say, we're the party who kicks somebody out over $16 orange juice. We have integrity. We care about mismanagement of taxpayer funds. $174,000 over nine days is a bit fucking egregious. We're the people who stand up and do the right thing. And we're telling you that you need to as well.
Starting point is 00:10:38 you want to show the video of uh don't trump bbc yeah okay so what happened is that at least two people from bbc have resigned over this clip and so they um they're upset because of the trumpification of news in england and yet at the same time this is the video that they showed here's the video and then it so their video and and then the unedited version back to back. We're going to walk down to the Capitol, and I'll be there with you, and we fight.
Starting point is 00:11:18 We fight like hell. We're going to walk down to the Capitol. And we're going to cheer on our brave senators and congressmen and women. That's a little bit misleading. You take two pieces of the, apparently the two sides. to the clip were about 46 minutes apart, but they
Starting point is 00:11:42 spliced them together to make it sound like he was actually calling for the January 6th thing to happen. And a bunch of people at the BBC are upset that Trump went after them over this. And at no point are they saying well, well, well,
Starting point is 00:11:58 if it isn't the consequences of my own action. Yes. Okay. Two different things here. Cowherton tribe calls illegal dumping a generational systemic problem and urges federal action. Cowichin Tribes is calling on the federal government to take responsibility for an unauthorized dumping site on its reserve lands, saying the contamination of indigenous lands is a national issue that Ottawa has long failed to address.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Quoted pollution and contamination of reserve land is generational, systemic, and national problem. Yeah, I mean, you know, you listen to the. this article about this unauthorized dump site that they have on on reservation land and how they've been trying to get rid of it for years and the federal government isn't stepping up despite the fact that this is ongoing systemic and generational it even talks about how a court order issued October 2nd requires James Anthony Peter to halt dumping on the three lots what this article fails to fucking mention is that James Anthony Peter is a resident
Starting point is 00:13:10 of that reservation. This entire article just accidentally omits the fact that it is somebody who lives on that reservation who has been doing this illegal dumping for years.
Starting point is 00:13:31 And now... I feel like this is where the pen flip comes in from Dave Dave Hodge, what are we, what are we doing here? Like, what are we doing? What are we doing, journalists? Carry on to us. And now, now it's the federal government's problem, and it's been systemic and ongoing and evil and mean.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Motherfucker, this is you doing it. And so this is the Cowhatan tribe who just, who just applied to take over that half a billion dollar golf course over. over yeah they're saying well that's our land but but this this this which was already our land is is your guys's problem like here check this out take to clean up this unauthorized dump site on couch and tribes land is less clear specifically who will enforce it and how it's everyone's jurisdiction that has to take care of that's not just couch and tribes today for the first time since the province it's everyone's jurisdiction the half a billion dollar golf course that's ours but the dump site which is leaking uh heavy minerals and hydrocarbons into the
Starting point is 00:14:42 nearby river well that's everybody we're all we're all just one big community that's our fucking golf course but we're one big community when it takes when it's time to clean up the illegal dump site that residents of that reservation have been operating for years uh then you have Soutina rejects G7 gesture blaming Ottawa's failure to address drinking water issues on reserves. The Soutina official said on Wednesday the nation refused to accept the signature scroll signed by G7 nations that had gathered in Kenanaskis last June saying their first nation's concerns over safe drinking water have been ignored. The Soutina Nation, for those of you who don't know, is literally just on the South
Starting point is 00:15:34 side of Glenmore Trail in Calgary like it literally has there's there's no gap where where that like there's one line between the Soutina nation and the city of Calgary one why can't they just connect a couple pipes like that's all you have to do is just connect a couple pipes and boom butta bing but a boom you're connected but then also it begs the question of you know you've got you've got this place that has a thriving event center um the gray eagle event center which is an absolute shit show if you ever go to a concert there i know this because i went and saw the cult last year and waited in line through the entire opening act and then the audio system was so garbled that you couldn't even tell
Starting point is 00:16:26 what was being played like you'll be happy to know the singer of the you'll be happy to know the cornerstone farm isn't going there this year We did tour it. I was, because you were thinking about it. And I'm like, dude, no. But yeah, you've got this casino and an event center that does a ton of concerts and stuff there, a ton of events. And you, you mean to tell me that there's no money in the kitty fund. At what point, at what point are you going to say, you know what?
Starting point is 00:16:59 if the government isn't going to solve this for us, maybe we need to solve it ourselves. Even injection site workers now admit drug dealing was rampant. Oh, man, I shouldn't laugh at this, but it's whatever. Did you read this article? Yes, I did. The province of Ontario did something last month that has never done before. It defunded a supervised injection site because the chaos and disorder it was causing
Starting point is 00:17:25 had reached unacceptable levels for the surrounding neighbors. the injection site is in Parkdale, a neighborhood on the west side of Toronto. I don't know how, what part do, like I pretty much quoted the entire article. I was like, this is all of it.
Starting point is 00:17:41 All of it. It's, okay, well, how about this? It's a disaster. They had a bunch of drug dealers hanging around outside of it constantly. One of them was actually assisted in,
Starting point is 00:17:52 um, there was a gun fight out in front of it. And, and, and a passer-by was killed in the crossfire. When that person was trying to escape, one of the workers at the safe injection site helped the drug dealer escape when the cops were coming.
Starting point is 00:18:13 This is a drug dealer who was so well known to the safe injection site that when he needed to go to the bathroom during the day, he would go in there. And whenever he was thirsty, he would go in there for a drink. this is the drug dealer outside of the safe consumption site who had such a good relationship that he could borrow their shit or whenever he needed it while he was peddling drugs and when he accidentally murdered somebody in the crossfire with a rival drug dealer one of the people working there helped him escape the police does anybody see any red flags
Starting point is 00:18:51 here you know i think it's better when you just that's Basically the gist of the story, folks. And just to add in, it was revealed that when staff gathered for a debrief after the shooting, management's primary concern was not guns and gangs, but how this fatal shooting was going to impact their injection site. And, yeah, a mother was killed on front of it, and a gang shootout. The drug dealer was known because he got to use it. Everything Tuesday just said. I think you should write that article again in the two's version.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Because I think that would be, well, I don't know. That's like pure comedy gold right there, except it's real life. It's just literally explaining what happened. I get the fact that when you're writing a news article, everything's got to be polite and laying it out. But if you just want to throw brass tacks at that, that's literally the situation. I agree to. Nova Scotia MP, Chris Deontremont. There's a few other things.
Starting point is 00:19:57 There might be, you might as, you know, is there going to be a week here where Toos doesn't sneak in like four extra articles when I'm not looking? Is there going to be a week? Tews, is there going to be a week? I am a very busy man. I'm a very busy man. Very busy man who can't put it to control as you're at it. So I could just go. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:14 All right. So Lauren Southern. Former aspiring politician turned very, very prominent conservative commentator. Yes. apparently CIS was trying to recruit her well basically low-key threatening her you know as a single mother I'm not sure if you want to do this and your audience will never know you know we just help each other out a little bit and I can get the RC&P off your back and if anything ever goes to trial by then it doesn't really matter if you're guilty or not you need our protection and so they they wanted to basically set her up as a mole within the conservative um influencer online commentary sphere
Starting point is 00:21:01 correct there you go that's a great way to put it so yeah have they come talking to you yet no I'm no my no
Starting point is 00:21:13 what that was a very long pause Sean yeah they really want me to inform on twos who's two's who is this guy uh it's yeah he's you know what if you guys really if you guys actually you know what ceases because obviously you're listening because if if you're spending terabytes of data on streaming services i guarantee you you have enough time to be like oh screw it let's see what this idiot has to say if you really want to know more about things and if you really want to infiltrate the two sphere you know what on on another if ceas if ceas wants to put a team in
Starting point is 00:21:56 We will, like, we'll just give it to you for free. You guys just show up. CIS, there is a team spot being held for you at the MASH Spiel. On a side note, I did have a cop drive-through and stop into the studios. Say hi. That is a true story. And it did happen this week. Like somebody that you knew?
Starting point is 00:22:14 It just happened to be a cop or. No, no. A listener, text me out of the blue. I said, hey, don't know if this is actually you. So I pulled in. Super nice guy. Listen to the podcast. Found me through Drew Weatherhead.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Shout out to, I won't name them because I don't, I don't know if he wants to rename an, remain anonymous, but he comes from the days of standing up during COVID. So he, uh, he stopped in and said hello. So I did have a cop, but it went way different than what happened to Lauren, uh, Laura Southern. Um, yeah, it was just a friendly conversation. Yeah, so they were, what you're doing is awesome. They were showing up. Yeah, which is, okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Well, that's cool. That's good. I, I do like that. With Lauren Southern, they were like showing. up at her gym. They were showing up at her house. They were calling her for multiple block numbers. You're asking. Yeah, all kinds of stuff. Somebody says, did you sweep the studio for bugs? No, I didn't. Okay. Next story. Next story. Oh, my goodness. We're off the, we're off the rails today. Is it, is it Nova Scotia? Or you got something else? No, the CFIA, it's not just the ostriches, cattle farmers, rail against CFIA.
Starting point is 00:23:28 All right, we'll talk about it. So apparently, it's not just, apparently it's not just the ostrich farmers. It's everybody who deals with the CFIA, who doesn't have any external obfidsman. They handle all of their complaints internally. And, you know, it was really interesting, um, listening to Dacey on your show yesterday, Sean. It wouldn't even occur to me that just a whole bunch of ostriches would just kind of disappear because it's not like they fucking flew away right and you know it hadn't even crossed my mind to be like you know if i was there should i put trackers on these things should i
Starting point is 00:24:09 try try and hide a few air tags you know maybe just or something like that but uh if you're doing something where the government's just being weird and ruthless and bureaucratically heavy you should seriously be thinking about what is the darkest direction they could possibly take with this and how could I document it and prove it at a later time because if somebody had said to
Starting point is 00:24:37 Katie you know what you guys should just you know when the vets there put the tracker tags like they do for dogs just put a few and a few random ostriches or something like that right yeah so what twos is talking about folks is Chris Dacey was on you yesterday and he was talking about the number of ostriches and how when they did counts,
Starting point is 00:24:59 they were probably missing well over 100 ostriches that weren't there. And so where did they go? And that's the question. And if you had a, if you had an apple air tag up the ostriches booty hole, you know, then, uh, can we hire twos to do that? you know just put on a glove first i mean an ostrich eggs comes out of it i'm pretty sure guy who did
Starting point is 00:25:29 dirty jobs mike um roe norm mcdonald or oh mike roe yeah we should have dirty jobs with twos except it should be the most obscure putting it up the booty hole there you go there's twos putting a air bag tracker in an ostrichs booty hole all right this is what you're here for a match of 1804 isn't it an ostrich's no no this is this is a serious this is a serious thing to consider. I think it is, because imagine if a week from now, all of these ostriches
Starting point is 00:26:02 who were supposedly killed, you've got an air tag of them running around a field somewhere in rural Ontario or something like that. Like, that would be a huge smoking gun. So the next time, if you happen to be listening to this and you've got
Starting point is 00:26:17 the government being unreasonable and weird, you think like, what could they possibly do and which booty holes do i need to put air tags into put some air tags and some booty holes okay uh what what do you have next news well now it's please tell me please tell me somebody is also laughing out there like i mean an air tag up a booty hole i don't know but is that just funny to me is it just funny me i maybe i don't know Nova scotia mp christma but but it also seriousness. Imagine
Starting point is 00:26:54 how this story would change if they had that. I, I 100% agree with it. You just had to use air tag up a booty hole. We're just like, really? Anyway, it's just the phrasing. Just the phrasing. When is the government not being weird? I'm Lee Clark.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Yeah, you're right. Correct. Nova Scotia MP Chris de Antrimand booed during Rembrandt's Day ceremony. It was three people by the sounds bit. Now, could it have been more? Well, according to what was reported by the legion. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:26 It was three people. Three people. So it was probably 30. So grain assault. Green assault, yes. To those who booed. But yeah. At the service, we say shame on you.
Starting point is 00:27:39 You've ruined the day that we remembered our father, sons, daughters, grandparents have paid the ultimate sacrifice for the very thing that you seemed entitled to, the right to give your opinion. Angelo Amaro said, they're right, but they're not totally right. I'm going to go on a limb and say that if the ink hasn't even dried on your new liberal pass for the new party that you betrayed everybody who voted for you and everybody who door knocked for you and everybody who worked towards getting you elected and everybody, all of these people that you're supposed to represent, and then you went over to be the exact opposite of them, maybe you just have. like a cooling off period, you know, where you just say, okay, well, you know what, I'm not going to go to any sort of nonpartisan memorial things where it's going to
Starting point is 00:28:35 inevitably be made about me and me being a dick. I'm just going to sit these out for a little bit. Next year I'll go, but for the time being, we're just going to have somebody else do it. That would be, that would be the thing to do. so you point to that and i point to if the legion doesn't want things politicized maybe they should check their track record and go back to when they didn't allow bets in for certain reasons that yep and well um the the local uh legion here apparently issued a big apology over them turning the entire ceremony into a big uh speech about anti-Americanism. Right. So I have a bone to pick with the Legion,
Starting point is 00:29:29 as I'm sure some military bets do. Chris Deontramont, I mean, should you boom at a, remember ceremony? No, that's not what you're there for. But he shouldn't have been there in the first place right after what he did. But you want to call out people politicizing
Starting point is 00:29:48 what's going on? Well, the Legion. needs to take the first step there. I mean, come on. Like they, come on. Unhappy with Roostead, uh, BC Conservatives in his Qualemolet, Colwood, Colwood, dissolved writing association. Christian, uh, McKay, who served in the role of, uh, role for Esquilat, Colwood until last month said people were also concerned the parties no longer representing socially conservative beliefs in legislature. He said he joined the BC Conservatives because of the party's stance against discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity in schools or soji he said he had
Starting point is 00:30:25 thought roostead would be the voice in that direction when he when the resurgent bc conservatives captured 44 of the 93 seats in the legislature in last year's provincial election but since then it's watered down and more or less dissolved that that voice has disappeared so the riding association board voted to resign and dissolve late last month over concerns that roostead was ignoring grassroots voices within the party. So they are so pissed off with John Roostad and what he's been doing his leader and the fact that he is just saying, fuck you, I'm not going to quit, that they just said, you know what, we're not even going to have a writing association anymore.
Starting point is 00:31:07 Like, it's not like they're just openly calling it for his resignation. They're just saying, we're taking ourselves completely off the board. I think that's fairly unprecedented. Yes. Well, you think of how resurgent they were. Remember the election? Yeah, they came up out of nowhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:30 And then you're like, okay, well, this is awesome. Well, because you looked at it at the time and you're just thinking that everybody in in BC is so fed up with the woke NDP idiot bullshit that, okay, well, somebody comes in and they say they're going to be. conservative and they're going to do all these things great and then he gets in and then as soon as it goes you know as soon as everything quiets down after the election he's like I'm not going to do that I'm not going to do that and he's kicking people out of the party when they try to do things like that like this isn't what we wanted this isn't what we voted for you're basically just being um NDP light you're being like the diet soda you're being diet orange crush basically and that isn't what we wanted
Starting point is 00:32:15 Tell them question. Is there a diet orange soda? I suppose there is. Have you ever drank that? Would you ever drink that? Why would you ever drink that? Well, presumably because you like the fizzy orange taste but don't want to have all of the extra calories and maybe also hate your kidneys. More than 40% of Canadian births had born born-born mothers in 2024.
Starting point is 00:32:36 That is a wild stat. The two's conspiracy. The immigration numbers that we have been receiving? are not the immigration numbers that are actually happening. I'm going to say it one more time. More than 40% of Canadian births had foreign-born mothers in 2024.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Let that sink in for a minute or two. Union threatens to seize Cammy auto plant if GM removes machinery workers at Cammy Assembly and Ingersoll are threatening to seize the plant and push GM Canada into a legal battle if the automaker attempts to remove machinery from the site. So, yeah, more than 1,100 laid-off workers, members of Union Local 88, will take over the plant and refuse to leave impeding an effort by the automaker to remove equipment, said Mike Van Backel,
Starting point is 00:33:30 union chairperson, will occupy the plant until there's a way forward. He says, we want to team up with the federal government and GM to get something for the plant. GM last month announced it is pausing production of electric cargo, van assembly at the site, forcing the layoff of more than 1,100 workers. The company said it was ending production of the bright drop electric delivery van due to poor sales. Oh,
Starting point is 00:33:53 how about that? Poor sales. And I love how he said, you know, this is the only leverage we have. No, actually, you guys could not make unrealistic demands. You know, you could just, instead of just being like, we want to get paid a bazillion dollars
Starting point is 00:34:09 to build vehicles that nobody buys, and we are going to to demand that you continue to pay us to make vehicles that nobody buys like how about you guys just put in for transfers somewhere else Chevy's a big company go work at the Mexico plant
Starting point is 00:34:26 oh wait oh wait you don't really like the working conditions there because you think they're unrealistic motherfucker yours are unrealistic and the idea that you think that you could just like imagine imagine you just went into a business you used to work at
Starting point is 00:34:43 you know oil field company you were a sales guy for and you just decided to show up and say I'm not leaving until you pay me to do some stuff they would just call the cops like that's the thing is that these people at this factory you're just going to call the cops and say a bunch of people who used to work here have broken in and they're overrunning things and we need them they're trespassing, we need them removed. More flights for PM, Mark Kearney, as he'll head to the UAE, South Africa. I don't know, I can read a bunch of this. He's going to be all over the place.
Starting point is 00:35:26 How about the fact that he flew 153,000 kilometers in the first eight months as PM, which is enough to go around the world at the longest point. Nearly four times. Four times. Yeah. See, like, I want to sail around the world at some point. But I imagine that when I do it, it's going to be around like the south tip of South America because I'll be able to get it done much quicker than going around the equator.
Starting point is 00:35:53 It's math. It's math, right? But this is him going around the long, like Trudeau sucked. But his saving grace was that the guy was never actually fucking working. It was always idiot vacations. We get somebody who's actually putting in the. hours in this job, but is still just as fucked up as Justin Trudeau? This is what happens.
Starting point is 00:36:20 You want to show the video of Pierre Poliof? Yes. So I'm going to show the whole thing, but it's really kind of, well, I'm going to skip ahead just a little bit because it's less than a minute long, but it's the end part that's important. Falsehoods that they put into that story. So I encourage you to tell Canadians about. the falsehoods you published and explain why you did that?
Starting point is 00:36:46 Okay, just on that last point. There was an article published on Sunday on cbc.ca that was later updated with what the editors decided to call a correction. The initial version of the story accurately reported what Chris Dantramant said in an interview on a CBC program. Chris Dantramant later called back, clarified those comments, and the story was updated to reflect that. The correction is by Chris Dantramant.
Starting point is 00:37:08 The mistake or the bad impression, whatever you want to say about, but, you know, it was from Chris Dantramont. It was not an editorial mistake by the CBC writer. Yes, it fucking was. You took the word of one person without bothering to verify the veracity of his statements. And you published them as being true. You did not do any of your due diligence as a news organization. You did not check into it.
Starting point is 00:37:38 You did not find corroborating evidence. You didn't get multiple sources on it. You took one person who has a very, very vested interest in having a slanted take on it. And you took what he said verbatim and didn't question the veracity of it. And then you had to walk it back later. This is absolutely on you. You're fucking schmucks. Tell me how you really feel, too.
Starting point is 00:38:09 If Chris Sims was here, she would probably say the same. same thing with a little bit less flower language, but she, she would actually be able to lay out exactly how and why this is a failure of journalism, and it shouldn't have got to the point where they needed to issue the correction in the first place. Ottawa seeks new parliamentary budget officer with tact, tact and discretion. Yes, so they have a new job posting up for a parliamentary budget officer, and specifically in the job requirements they're looking for tact and discretion because the interim guy they had I don't know if you remember the clip we showed of this guy where he said that it was what were
Starting point is 00:38:53 the exact words he used stupefying shocking and unsustainable yes on Ottawa spending this is exactly you could not find a better person to have in this job the guy who's going to tell the truth on the situation, regardless of how it might affect his career, you could not ask for a better person in that position. I can't believe I am advocating for a bureaucrat to keep his job, but on an infinite timeline, everything happens. And right now, I'm saying this is a bureaucrat that we should absolutely pay money to. The listing says the successful candidate must show sound judgment, tact in discretion, and communicate about complex policy issues in a neutral way.
Starting point is 00:39:41 He did it in a neutral way. He didn't spin it the way the liberals wanted to. That's exactly what the fuck he did, and they fired him because of it, although technically he was just on a chart, it was like a six-month term. The world is increasingly dangerous and divided. Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And so Ryan Garrison put together this, super clip of all the different times that... Anina and Nand and Mark Carney say the same bloody thing. In an increasingly dangerous and divided world. The world is becoming more dangerous and divided. In a more dangerous and divided world, in an increasingly complex and dangerous world, this is just like when the liberals came out with,
Starting point is 00:40:27 we've got your back a whole bunch of times and a whole bunch of different places. This is what they're doing, what they're saying, And they're just setting things up for online muzzling of dissenting opinions. The same thing like they did with that parliamentary budget officer. Sean and I are going to be in a chain gang together, making big rocks into small rocks. And what a fun chain gang that'll be. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Yep. Major projects. Today, Prime Minister Mark Kearney announced the second. If you're wondering where we are, Sean has already promised to hide an air tag up his booty. hole so it won't be an undisclosed location twos will not be putting it there i will not i will not i'm guessing your ass is almost as hairy as your chest oh why do you do the bashup john for moments like this it just you know in a world that is completely insane where canna literally does the dumbest things over and over and over again.
Starting point is 00:41:34 We're once in a while you've got to have a chuckle and mashup 184 coming at you hot, all right? Today, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced the second, is it tranche? Is it tranche? Is it tranche? Tranch of projects
Starting point is 00:41:47 to build our economy. That includes North Coast transmission line, Northwest British Columbia. The Sea Le Sims, LNG, Pierce Island, British Columbia, Candace Nichols, Crowford Project.
Starting point is 00:42:01 Timmons, Ontario, produce high-quality, low-carbon nickel essential for batteries and green steel. Novemonde, Graffates, Matt and Winnie, Mine, that's in Quebec. Open Pick, Graphite, Mine will provide important inputs for defense applications and battery supply chains. Northcliffe Resource Cizant Mine, New Brunswick. It will produce tungsten and Equalit Hydro Project. It will become none of its first 100%. Yeah, thank you. Inuit-owned Hydroids.
Starting point is 00:42:31 energy project we're going to do a hydro energy project in northern Canada how often is water actually flowing in northern Canada I know I actually don't know I feel like you're probably going to get about two months out of the year on this thing but but that's just me this is this is like when they came up with the solar project for a callow it a few years ago you're like oh really the place where the sun doesn't rise for six months out of the year, we're going to put up solar panels there, right? But, but, hey, this is, this is great. This is all wonderful.
Starting point is 00:43:10 All these fancy new projects, right, Sean? Wrong. Darlington Nuclear Project. Project description submitted in 2007. LNG Canada Phase 2 expansion was first put on the books, October 2018. Port of Montreal expansion. Planning since late 19. 1880s.
Starting point is 00:43:33 Foran McIlvinna Bay Copper Mine, environmental request July 2023 deposit discovery pre-2016. Red Chris Copper Gold mine expansion. Mine open 2015. The KSI Lissom's LNG partnership formed in 2021. Crawford Nickel Project feasibility in November 2023. The tungsten maldenium mine, formal plans in 2013. Most of these projects, that's not even all of them, the Meadowini graphite mine, the application was in 2017, and the Acalwood Hydro Project was proposed pre-2025, it just says here.
Starting point is 00:44:19 But most of these projects, the applications for them are old enough to get a driver's license or go buy alcohol. Things get held up with red tape in this country and the fact that we're just like, oh, well, if there's too much red tape in this country, well, how can we solve it? Well, we're just going to have another layer of red tape that's going to fast line all of this stuff. No, you just take away the red tape. This is really simple. This is idiot stuff. These projects have been stalled forever because of the regulatory burden.
Starting point is 00:44:56 And the fact that they think a new office is going to somehow fix that, they're out of their fucking mind. All they're doing is just handpicking the ones that they want. And in the meantime, there's no pipeline. There's no plan to get rid of any of these bad laws. And the clock is ticking because you know what's happening this weekend, Sean? The gray cup, which happens to also be the deadline that Danielle Smith gave Mark Carney. And it's Friday and it's almost 11 o'clock in the morning and governments don't tend to do a lot of things on the weekends so they need to throw up and hail Mary
Starting point is 00:45:40 usually there's a flurry of activity as soon as the show ends isn't it yes yes I mean we're probably going to get done this and yes I hear what you're saying they're in injury time right now they there's nothing left on the clock and Daniel Smith, she's got to follow through. Here's MP Mark Dalton, conservative MP, Mark Dalton. He says, after the 2020 election, three conservative MPs, including myself and Chris Deont-Auntramant, Randaby Deputy Speaker, Conservative MPs had an internal vote,
Starting point is 00:46:16 and Chris narrowly won. This is how we do it in this post, as well as caucus chair. Fast forward to this year, he didn't want a vote to happen. He wanted to be appointed. when that didn't happen and he lost in a free vote to Tim Kimmick. He was very upset and made it know. And by the way, I lost the vote to be assistant deputy speaker to John Nader and I'm not sulking. Attempts to placate Dan Tremont were futile.
Starting point is 00:46:41 He thought he was owed this position, but he was not. I can assure you that he would not have crossed over if he had won his prestigious position and the extra 51,000 that goes with it. Take everything you hear from him about his reasons abandoning those who voted for him. and the Conservative Party with a hefty dose of skepticism. Well, the plot thickens. Interesting thing. I haven't seen any news articles about that.
Starting point is 00:47:09 No, we haven't, have we? No, no, but this is a very, very clear and logical chain of events. I mean, why would you run to be a deputy speaker if you were planning on crossing the floor? that doesn't make any sense why would you do that hmm here's your here's this should be in goofy news
Starting point is 00:47:33 bureaucratic conscription Canadian military will rely on an army of public servants to boost its ranks by 300,000 this shouldn't be in goofy news this should be in happy news well sure oh but this is this is okay
Starting point is 00:47:50 well you know okay as much as I hate the liberals and I hate Mark Carney, like, look, credit where it's due, okay? So let's just, let's just go through the, the issues here, okay? Canada, far too many public servants, right, sir? Okay, correct. And the liberals are in the middle of a quagmire because they can't fire them
Starting point is 00:48:10 without drawing the ire of their voter base, right? Right, right, right, okay, but, okay, here's the, here's the but. If we give them a two-hour online course on weapon safety and send them to the Ukrainian front lines, Putin's going to balance our budget himself. Mark Carney is a genius. And just think about what's going to happen as this all plays out. They're all going to show up to boot camp.
Starting point is 00:48:41 And the drill sergeant, he's going to say, get in line, you maggots. And then Jan is from the passport office is going to jump up and say, hey, that's my. line they're going to tell some drag queen from human resources to suit up in camel BDUs and he's going to get all butt hurt because they're trying to erase trans people which is the point of camel right you get that Sean do you understand that someone's going to call in an airstrike air strike and they're going to show up chanting for oxygen to be paid a living wage this is unit bravo requesting extraction from location echo over We're currently experiencing high call volumes. Your call is important to us.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Please stay on the line and our next available agent will be with you in approximately 19 days. You're going to have a bunch of bewildered paper pushers standing around there with protest signs wondering how the Russian snipers keep picking them off. Like, yes, we've had a lunch break, but what about second lunch break? You're going to have a whole bunch of.
Starting point is 00:49:52 bunch of battle-hardened ruskies making necklaces out of septum rings at the end of this a soldier's going to put on war paint and step in with three fs in it is going to say hey you look just like my old boss we're under fire we need our support over have you filled out form 397 dash b over we need Cover. Over. I think what you mean to say is that Form 397-B needs a cover sheet. Over. This is, honestly, I hope he does this, and I'm here for every second of it. They're just going to be like, fall back.
Starting point is 00:50:44 We're being misgendered. load the tampon guns I should know these are a whole bunch of people who don't know the difference between killing somebody and dead naming them and we are going to send them
Starting point is 00:51:02 to fight a bunch of battle-hardened soldiers from the Soviet winters I'm here for every second to this I should point out it'd be voluntary the entry to criteria for the supplementary or other reserve should be less restrictive than the reserve force for age for age limits as well as physical and and fitness requirements so they've already reduced all the the requirements to get in the military they want to reduce it yet again for public servants after the initial entry into the ranks the public servants would be required to do one week's worth of military training each year but wouldn't be issued military uniform um yeah this yeah because they'd insist it being rainbow flag camo you know and all the your infinite timelines i'm going to cut that you just said carney's a genius i'm like oh yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm
Starting point is 00:52:01 i've got a note here that is that's great too's i'm glad you said that thank you thank you for that that's wonderful mash up one oh if it isn't if it isn't the um the uh the consequences of my own decisions I think it's great it's the pension liability savings alone are going to be just almost incalculable and you're just going to have a whole bunch of rusky snipers being like
Starting point is 00:52:29 get the one with blue hair da comrade but which one all of them these people are just the worst suited you could possibly imagine to enter a war zone but they also accomplish absolutely nothing here in canada there's no downsides to this iceland deems possible atlantic current collapse a security risk iceland has designated the potential collapse of the major atlantic ocean current system a national security
Starting point is 00:53:07 concern and exocentral threat enabling its government strategize for worst case scenarios uh it goes warming temperatures speed the thaw of Arctic ice and cause melt water from Greenland's ice sheet to pour into the ocean. Scientists warn the cold freshwater could disrupt the current flow potential collapse of Amok could trigger a modern day ice age with winter temperatures across
Starting point is 00:53:29 northern year plummeting to new cold extremes. So we've all, we've gone back now again to an impending ice age. Maybe we should have chilled the fuck out a little bit on the carbon tax. hey just imagine that all of a sudden you know perpetual winter is coming and and just you know
Starting point is 00:53:54 we're getting like the snow doesn't leave till july and our last ditch effort to save the planet is just going to be to burn diesel show the video carne the white rock pier is where carney is at or was that I should say there we go I mean it's more about the tweet than the actual video oh you want the tweet white rock pier is an iconic bc destination an academic driver mp ernie
Starting point is 00:54:25 clossin in the community here have been working to restore and preserve it so we're stepping in and investing to revitalize the pier in budget 2025 all right and then oh look at this from 2019 after eight months out of service repaired white rock pier
Starting point is 00:54:42 opens to the public it got done six years ago but but there's money in the budget this year to do it it happened it finished six years ago we've got all of these projects on the book stuff that's already happened like in the first round of announcements one of the things that got announced by this super fancy committee for fast tracking projects was over 50% completed all of this shit has happened already the next one to be announced what are they going to do like
Starting point is 00:55:18 we're going to give the Department of Mining and Forestry $800 million to eradicate the dinosaurs we're going to give the Department of Agriculture $326 million to flat in Saskatchewan side story
Starting point is 00:55:37 white rock that's where when Dust and I bike Canada that's where we finished It was White Rock. Oh, got a, got a picture sitting there smoking a cigar. Did you go all the way to the edge of the pier? I have to assume we did. I honestly, I can't really remember.
Starting point is 00:55:56 I remember being so elated that I was sitting at the Pacific Ocean. I was just like, I can't believe we made it. I think you're the first person who's ever said that, but yeah. Show the Huscavarnah USA tweet. All right. So this is good. Here's the story. Here's the story.
Starting point is 00:56:13 this guy woke up this morning to find his chainsaw was gone didn't know what happened and so he goes back and he reviews his footage and for those of you listening and not watching a black bear has it in his mouth and is walking away with his husk of arna chainsaw and so now you fast forward a little bit he actually ends up finding the bear's den and and getting the chainsaw back. This whole tweet blows up. Huscavarner reaches out to him and says, hey, you know what? We think you're awesome. We'd like to send you another chainsaw.
Starting point is 00:56:54 But he's like, it's okay, it's fine. I got it back. And then Huscavarni, USA, we are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears. So the next time,
Starting point is 00:57:04 you're like, where's my 10-mill socket? See if a fucking badger took it. here's uh the rcm p meadows uh ridge meadows rcmp interested in being part of our team we're looking to fill two exciting positions here at our detachment supervisor of cells exhibits in fleet and crime prevention coordinator interesting thing and i don't know how they did this this must be a new feature because i've seen this happen a few times you can turn off and then just make all of the comments invisible so If you look at the bottom here, there's eight likes, six retweets, and 93 comments.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Further comments are closed, and you can't see those 93 comments. Hmm. Yeah. I feel like the RC&B has done quite a lot to ostrich size themselves in Canada lately, and people don't really like them very much right now. You want to show the China Bridge collapse? Yeah. it's kind of loading it's got the the loading circle but uh this is the well the honky bridge in southwest
Starting point is 00:58:23 china months after it opened it collapses so china who i mean we know everything that china makes is garbage all the way from their dinky little dollar store toys to their world ending viruses they also built a bridge named it after white people and then let it fall down the honky bridge you wonder what a bridge you wonder what a bridge collapsed looks like folks
Starting point is 00:58:58 there you go 28 year old man charged falling traffic stop Drake John Eric Gattard Yes. That is the guy's name. The guy's name is, just, let me just reiterate this, 28-year-old Drake, John, Eric, guitared metallic. As far as I'm concerned, if that's your name, you should actually get away with whatever stuff you want. Like, you should just be legally untouchable by the criminal justice system of Canada. Toronto Life, 50 most influential people.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Number one, Mark Carney. Why? Because he's sticking up for a nation, sticking up for a nation, united against its belligerent southern neighbor. Number three, Doug Ford for being the irritant Trump can't ignore. And number four, one of two's favorites, Olivia Chow, for being more focused on the work than on the optics. Okay? And then. Yes, also, if you go down the list, number 10, Anita Anand.
Starting point is 01:00:06 number 15 Mike Myers number 16 Evan Solomon why did they pick Mark Carney is it because he's awesome or Sean I don't know well here
Starting point is 01:00:19 grants and contributions okay 23 records found from March or April 1st 2025 to March 31st 2026 they received $906,000 the year before that
Starting point is 01:00:36 754,000 year before that, 570,000. You can just keep going back and see all the money. All the money. And it just so happens that three of the top 50 people on their list are liberal politicians, including Evan Solomon, the federal minister for artificial intelligence and digital innovation because he's charting Canada's AI path. The guy's been doing the job for six months at best has absolutely. nothing to show for it and he is the 16 most influential person according to this list I'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the $906,850 that they got from our fucking pockets that the liberals cut the check for you want to talk about Stephen Gable
Starting point is 01:01:28 yeah let's talk about Stephen Gables for a second he's at cop 30 he is at cop 30 Nature is a key ally in the fight against climate change. He's not the environment minister anymore, by the way. He's the minister of Canadian identity, culture, and official languages. And he flew to fucking Brazil where they speak Portuguese, which is not even an official language, to go talk about the importance of climate change. Can you bring up that second picture for a second?
Starting point is 01:02:01 Right here. I got it. Okay. I got it. All right. Go to that. Here's a picture of him. speaking you can see he's got the podium there there's there's a few other people um in the panel and then you just see the front row you just see the front row this happens when you're in a
Starting point is 01:02:23 very small or poorly attended room you do this to hide the actual size ladies correct if you ever get a dick pick that only shows approximately half of the shaft you're actually seeing pretty much the whole thing and it's the same thing with this picture the same thing with this picture you think you're only seeing half the shaft that's the entire dick right there uh mason alonzo
Starting point is 01:02:57 uh here let's pull this up curious what twos has to say about this 31 beers 29 for those lost one for the one for Gordon Lightfoot Yes So this is I want to say The 50th anniversary
Starting point is 01:03:13 of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald happened this week And look If I die I'm not going to demand That people
Starting point is 01:03:23 drink a beer for me But if you do drink a beer For me commemorating me After I've passed Don't make it a fucking Mickelope Ultra that's what got to's go all right nine-year-old was working bc carnival ride when drunk patron fell out breaking bones the fact that a nine-year-old was unloading passengers off a carnival ride has been listed as a contributing factor in an incident where a patron fell out of an open car while riding while the ride was in motion according to report from bc safety regulations the technical safety bc report on the may 31st incident in port hardy says one of two passengers
Starting point is 01:04:05 Had to exit the zipper ride, car won an operator activated the ride with the door wide open. And when the unit was six to eight feet in the air, the patron fell the ground, breaking multiple bones. Despite their being warning sign on the attraction saying people should not ride it while under the influence of drugs or alcohol, the two customers appeared intoxicated. One attendant telling investigators, the pair were hammered and left a bottle of alcohol in the zipper car. The injured patron has also been removed from the carnival the day prior. yeah so a nine-year-old kid was running this a nine-year-old carney under the supervision of no his dad went to go take a leak and he took over he wasn't being supervised he took over
Starting point is 01:04:47 running of this thing and these guys were hammered here's how hammered he was he fell out of the zipper and the zipper you know the thing that flips around and everything everybody's got a zipper story yeah absolutely Absolutely. Their bottle of booze stayed in the zipper, but they didn't. You know, the zipper has to be, I have a love-hate relationship with that ride. Like, I feel like you're going to die every time you go on it. Like, I mean, they haven't changed those machines in 50 years. They're the same machines they've had for 50 years.
Starting point is 01:05:27 A little bit of, a little bit of grease on the thing and just careful. Rihanna's going to be fine. And then stick a nine-year-old running at the boat. Oh, I'm just, every day, I'm constantly surprised. As much as I love the zipper, I'm pretty sure it's probably killed more people than Hillary Clinton. I like this one.
Starting point is 01:05:46 Man steals city bus and takes it for a perfectly civil dry ride, picking up and dropping off passengers. A man who stole an idling city bus in Hamilton took passengers on a nighttime dry ride to the city making stops, letting riders on and off, and even made someone with an expired bus pass, put money in the fare box.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Please said, it goes on. Police responded quickly, but initially stayed directly back. Trevor McKenna said, we typically would pursue something like this, but because of the situation for safety purposes, we strategically followed, which means that there were no lights on or sirens. We kept a distance and we just kind of monitored where they were going. So while he's driving around dropping people off, they're sitting back, they're going do we stop this or he's actually doing a pretty good job no yeah oh this is great
Starting point is 01:06:35 this is way better than the usual guy no name was released i was thinking as i'm reading this you know if twos ever just has a bad day and he's just frustrated i could see two's doing this you just hop on the bus there's tuesday uh evening uh fair please no that's expired sir could you yep i love that's the best part was the fact that he's like he's stolen the bus and he's not letting a guy with an expired pass on making him actually pay because it's not like he's paying him he's like you got to put it in the in the little box but i mean it's it's tricky because like on the one hand you're thinking okay well you know what who's been stealing vehicles lately and and there's no name released and generally speaking when there's no name released it's somebody
Starting point is 01:07:25 who's fairly new to this country but at the same time they stated very clearly that he was operating within speed limits driving safely and wasn't a hazard and so you're like i don't know i don't know you've got kind of this contradictory information speaking of officers please show the video the two female officers you don't even have to show the full thing you just have to show the female officer running just just just just spoilers spoilers this is this is this is in houston and that means that i'm one day closer to you and it's there we go I don't
Starting point is 01:08:07 I don't know if I've ever Can you imagine can you imagine you're testing for getting into the police department there's certain requirements you got to have that yeah you got to be able to make a lot of sound effects show that run again please like just you just got to play the run again this is the like what i'm simultaneously amazed by how slowly this person was running and how they still managed to just absolutely biff at the same
Starting point is 01:08:47 time i can almost see the lady getting arrested starting to laugh like really all right you know Yeah, like, that's, that's got to be humiliating. You're like, these are the people that are putting me in handcuffs right now. Oh, poor female officer. I mean, especially to get it captured on tape. Oh, man. That's too good. That is, that is way too good.
Starting point is 01:09:17 That is one of the worst runs I've ever seen in my life. And that is a police officer. Yeah. Ooh. Okay. see tv published an op-ed that was likely entirely chat gpt okay here bingo so this is uh bosman the sers uh um basically has it all highlighted where it's likely um generated with a i and then alexander brown ran it into an ai checker who is not even just like fairly certain the a AI checker said it's 100% confident that it's AI. And then you have this as well, okay?
Starting point is 01:10:03 Well, actually, sorry, that's the newspaper. I'll pull up this one because it actually shows it closer. And, you know, the end of the article, the very end of the article. And this is in Pakistan for reference. And it says at the end of the article, if you want, I can also create an even snappier front page style version with punchy one-line stats and a bold, info graphic ready layout perfect for maximum reader impact do you want me to do that next and anyone who's used AI that's what they always say so they just did select all copied it pasted it in the editor never read it never double checked it and that ended up getting published in a physical
Starting point is 01:10:42 newspaper you wonder you wonder why the uh mainstream media is dying why people are turning to other sources. It's, yeah, stuff like that. Tews, you want to show Vespers tweet? Yes. Now, having said that, I'm almost concerned, like, you ever see things that are so where we're like, I don't know, maybe this is AI.
Starting point is 01:11:07 So we might have to walk this back in a week because it's that fucking crazy. A new kind of grocery store in Quebec is promising big savings at a time when food prices keep rising. The low-cost chain sells discounted, items sometimes past their best before date. Shoppers say the deals are hard to beat. I'm at a type of grocery store that's gaining a lot of momentum.
Starting point is 01:11:29 It sells discounted items and people shopping here say they're saving a lot of money. CBC, who gets paid $1.5 billion a year by the Canadian government from our pockets, is running an article about how good it is to shop at a place that specializes, in expired food. Now, that's not a standalone thing, though, because here's an article from 2023 why these U of O students ditched the grocery store for the dumpster.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Dumpster diving saves money, reduces food waste, and comes with safety concerns. Yes. This is Pravda's shit. This is Pravda's shit. yeah okay olympics set to ban all transgender athletes for la 2028 i mean okay but what what what did the tweet say about that exactly i don't know what did the tweet say about that exactly um olympic set set to ban all transgender athletes from female events after quote finding scientific evidence of advantages to being
Starting point is 01:12:47 born male no fucking shit CIS director warns that China and Russia continue to target Canada I don't know do you want me to read some of this I mean
Starting point is 01:13:05 it was just kind of a no shit Sherlock kind of moment that's it that's basically like the interesting thing is that they don't talk about politicians how how apparently there are what was it nine or 11 members or
Starting point is 01:13:23 politicians who've been infiltrated by the Chinese government that we never got the names of CESIS if you guys come to the mash spiel we're going to ask you about this so just have an explanation ready okay then you got
Starting point is 01:13:39 some NHL you got the Emmons and Oilers I don't know I'm sure other people watch Colorado this is a spitting checklist tweet they say caption this caption contest it's Connor McDavid leaning on the boards as they're getting thumped, 9-1 by Colorado. Well, just be a little bit nice.
Starting point is 01:13:57 I don't know if thumping is exactly what you call it. They didn't come out ahead at the end of the third period, but to say that they got thumped is probably a little bit mean to say about such a glorious team. I did like this. Best I can do is a 0.692 save percentage. Pawn shop Kevin says he was at that game
Starting point is 01:14:23 I would have loved to have been at that game But here We won't just harp on the old oilers Well it's important to be It's important to be impartial right Flames season in a single photo Yeah They're all piled up on top of the goalie
Starting point is 01:14:42 And And nobody's in front of the net Okay, so now, oh, whoa, do, do, do, do, there's, I don't know, you might, you might call them a couple late editions, uh, the jumbo tron, the jumbo tron fell down at Medicine Hat at a place there. And so, um, the game was delayed. I say they should have just gone around it, um, flight attendant resigns after consuming alcohol on duty. Margaret Lake resigned after being found with a blood alcohol level over 10 times the legal limit
Starting point is 01:15:21 she was fucking wasted on many bottles meanwhile in Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay kill me sit down
Starting point is 01:15:38 go sit down don't go near that gun don't go near that gun this is body care footage of 44-year-old Peter Riera being taken into custody by Port St. Lucie Police. Riera is accused of firing four rounds from a 45 caliber clock at three people after an argument outside the closed pub. Police say once outside, the conversation became heated. Riera became paranoid and believed the victims were out to get him. The shooter evidently raises chickens
Starting point is 01:16:07 and the conversation was about how many eggs the chicken can lay. They say that's when Riara armed himself with a handgun and started firing. One victim ran out into the roadway, trying to get away from the shooter. The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls. The shooter himself called 911. We were at the scene as officers gathered evidence later that morning. Police said the victims knew each other and had just met the suspect that night.
Starting point is 01:16:33 All had been drinking and none were hit. During the investigation, one of the victims was arrested for resisting an officer without violence and another for battery on a law enforcement officer. Or arming yourself with a handgun when you're under the influence is not a good idea. There's never going to be a good outcome with that. Now, it just occurs to me now. We both know somebody also in Florida who's a big fan of farming and firearms. I wonder if Tom knows Peter Riera.
Starting point is 01:17:07 Imagine being at the bar and arguing how many eggs a chicken can lay and it leading to gun. gunshots. I mean, all the things, all the things Florida's doing right, that's a strange one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:20 Norway's wealth tax has created a capital exodus. Norway's wealth tax increase expected to raise 146 million led to a $44 million net loss as $54 billion in wealth left the country, reducing tax revenue by $594 million. So they just think like the more we tax. the more money we're going to make. But this is that laugh or curve. Remember we were talking about it with Chris a few weeks ago?
Starting point is 01:17:51 Yes. If I go laugh or curve, here's a great way to put it. If you have a tax rate of zero, your tax revenue is zero. And if you have a tax rate of a hundred percent, your tax revenue is also zero because nobody does anything to make taxes because what the fuck's the point and so presumably there's an inverse parabola where the higher you tax the more money you're going to make until it tops out and then you're going to start making less and so you're if your idea if you were I don't know some unsurious NDP person you would and you wanted to have as much tax as
Starting point is 01:18:37 possible and you know accepting the fact that lower taxes also promote growth which turns into more subsequent taxes in future years you would want to have it somewhere around here but they always think that this curve is actually just a straight line that the more you tax the more money you're going to make and that's not the case and norway just found that out recently when they were planning on making another 146 billion million in revenue and actually caused half a trillion less revenue. This is, I just wanted to show this. Here's a video of, I don't know why it does this.
Starting point is 01:19:19 That's really loud. But here, these are the Super Save trucks who are going into the ostrich farm. Okay. You look at them. They've got the Super Save colors. They've got their logos covered up. They're trying to change their outward appearance, but literally just one glance at these trucks,
Starting point is 01:19:43 and you know what they really are. Just like trans dudes. And that's her. Happy news. Influencers have more reach on five major platforms than news media and politicians. More than two-thirds of younger Canadians engage with political content from influencers
Starting point is 01:20:05 and influencers have significantly more reach. I think that's great. Also, did you notice the people they mentioned specifically in the article? No, I didn't. Oh. So, let's see here. It also includes influencers who post under the handles Burda Proud Dad and Quick Dick McDick.
Starting point is 01:20:33 Hey. Shout out to to those two gentlemen. Yeah, you got specifically named in a study conducted on the fact that you are a bigger swinging dick in this space than the legacy media.
Starting point is 01:20:48 Mm-hmm. So good for you guys. Animal... Here, I'll pull it up. Animal justice has filed a legal complaint with the CFIA over cruel methods it used to execute hundreds of ostriches at the universal ostrich farm. Yes.
Starting point is 01:21:05 So despite the fact that everything sucks about the ostriches, there's, it looks like there's going to be some legal ramifications to what they did. I'm not holding my breath. Yeah, don't hold your breath. But let's show exactly how broken this system is. Okay. And then the third thing, yep, the third thing. Public safety warning.
Starting point is 01:21:31 High risk offender now living in the Rideau-Vannier area. tweet from the Ottawa police. Why is this in the happy news? Because as far as I'm concerned, if we're going to let all of these high risk to reaffend criminals out, let's do it in fucking Ottawa. The problem with a lot of the laws that get passed by these bureaucratic dickweeds is that they're never the ones who suffer the consequences of their bad policies.
Starting point is 01:22:05 and if we just have a national policy that every time we're going to release a high-risk offender, we do it in Stephen Gayball's backyard. Well, you know what? I think that's about the only way that we can reasonably expect to have decent bail reform in this country. Community notes. Anybody got any?
Starting point is 01:22:24 I didn't notice if there was any community notes in there, too, as while you look, I'll, I'll rattle off a couple. You got the UCPA-GM is November 28. So that's coming up. As I mentioned off the hop, I've been doing interviews. I got more later today for all the candidates running for board of directors. So that'll be interesting.
Starting point is 01:22:48 November 28th, once again, UCPA-GM. Mashbill is coming to Kalmar, Alberta, January 17th. So if you're interested in donating a prize for it or being an individual person that just show up or you want a team of four, you might cease this. not yet confirmed, but they have been invited. I don't know if that's going to bring people out or not, but
Starting point is 01:23:11 regardless, we're going to be January 17th. January 17th. They're your co-workers, Sean. Of course we should invite them. Agent Newman. Come on, Kevin. Take a longer pause next time. If they approached you, uh, click.
Starting point is 01:23:30 Says the guy who thought Carney's a genius. Yes. Cornerstone 4. Rome returns March 28th at the Westing Calgary Airport tickets on sale now, early bird tickets on sale, I should say. It would be the cheapest you get all the way to December 31st. Of course, last week, we pretty much announced it on the show. Sam Cooper is confirmed. He's going to be in Calgary for that alongside Tom Ongo, Alex Kranc, Vince Lanchi, Matt Erritt, Chad Prather, Karen Katowski, and more. Tom Bodrovich is going to be back. Tuesday is going to be back. And some other characters are. are lining up and we'll be announcing as we go. Jim says he's got a whole crew coming to the mash spiel. There you go. So Jim Sinclair in attendance should be fun.
Starting point is 01:24:16 Any other community notes too? Yeah, right here. We get out of here. I got a few. Paul LaPalise. Yeah, he's the guy who put too many men on the field in 2009, and the writers ended up losing to the alouettes. so I still hate him very much
Starting point is 01:24:37 but I'm hoping that with time I'll come to forgive him fucking prick anyway online auction of CFL NFL NFL NHL jerseys proceeds go to help the men's national team Canada flag football program so there's a link there
Starting point is 01:24:53 and they've got a McDavid one that's signed as an example I don't know if it's got a whole bunch of puck holes in it from that thrashing they took but uh but maybe um n d p mark your calendars our first official leadership debate is happening this november 27th seven p m eastern standard time in montreal our candidates will dive in on key issues that matter to canadians and you won't want to miss it rsvp to watch it live here ndp.ca slash debate
Starting point is 01:25:29 anything to add shan we're going to be live that night because we're going to have some fun we're going to have some fun tos so as soon as the debate's over we're going live with thoughts and commentary and in-depth analysis of the undoubtedly intricate policies that they're going to be putting forth to write the ship that is the economy of this country you're not going to want to miss that and uh the globe and mail presents a new line of merchandise celebrating canadian quality sustainability and craftsmanship shop and pre-order by November 24th. I would say
Starting point is 01:26:06 probably don't because they fucking suck. They're the worst. They are horrible. Almost all of the articles we present talking about how broken the Canadian media is, is written are written by the globe and mail.
Starting point is 01:26:21 So unless you're that weird looking bald dude in the back, pass this one over. Mash of one. 84 in the books, folks. As we always are, we're here every Friday, 10 a mountain standard time. Tuesday's been a pleasure, as always.
Starting point is 01:26:41 You cracked me up a few different times, although that cop running, that cop running was maybe the best thing of the week for me. Really? Really? Not all of our civil servants being sent to the front lines of Ukraine. You cannot see that cop running. That is a view into what civil servants being in.
Starting point is 01:27:01 military will look like, and there will be more of it. And I'm here for it. Yeah, except that was great. Except they do that and land on a landmine. Well, I mean, we're talking about they get seven days of military training once a year. We'll see where it ends up. I hope it ends up with more videos. Cost savings initiative. Of the cop running
Starting point is 01:27:21 and face planning it. That was the best. That was best. It was great. But I saw that, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. And it happened again and again and again. It's just Keeps off giving. Mashab 184, thanks for tuning in, folks, Tuesdays. Thanks for being on.
Starting point is 01:27:36 We'll catch up with you next week. Once again, 10 a.m. Mountain Standard time every Friday. Toos, until next week, Bigfellow. All right. Thanks very much. Welcome to the Masham. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. Easter, west, up, or downside to side.
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