Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 189
Episode Date: January 3, 2026222 Minutes is joined by Vesper for the first Mashup of the year. Tickets to Cornerstone Forum 26’: https://www.showpass.com/cornerstone26/Tickets to the Mashspiel:https://www.showpass.com/mashspiel.../Silver Gold Bull Links:Website: https://silvergoldbull.ca/Email: SNP@silvergoldbull.comText Grahame: (587) 441-9100Bow Valley Credit UnionBitcoin: www.bowvalleycu.com/en/personal/investing-wealth/bitcoin-gatewayEmail: welcome@BowValleycu.com Prophet River Links:Website: store.prophetriver.com/Email: SNP@prophetriver.comUse the code “SNP” on all ordersGet your voice heard: Text Shaun 587-217-8500
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so apparently the music isn't linked to the intro so sean what the hell um also the intended rant
is that uh it has been dead calm and foggy as hell here for days and i had to scrape the windshield of
my car three times yesterday that's how foggy it was this is brutal what the hell uh i think
we paid enough carbon tax maybe we could lay off a little bit and sean is gone today and as
such we are joined by vespers hey welcome to the show welcome back thanks for coming on you don't
have to thank me sean held a gun to my head that's why i'm here oh yeah yeah he's
he's known for that he's known for that how you doing did you have a good christmas well i mean
after he let me out of that prison cell yeah we had a really good time my wife and i had to explain
her why i was off for a while and uh i told her some crazy westerners they they're jumping
into quebec just randomly uh it was a good rest uh it took a bit of time to get the chloroform
out of my system and uh besides that it was nice i got presents i was semi conscious half the
time how was your christmas
it was good lots of uh kids running around screaming with their cousins having a great time
yeah how was new year i don't know i was in bed early i had to get up i worked that day i was
up at i think well i i woke up early and then you know how you wake up like a little bit
before your alarm goes off and then you don't have enough time to get because you're like oh i've got
to get up in an hour yeah and so my alarm was 430 and i woke up at 3 30
And then I just sat there thinking about how I'm not going to get back to sleep
And then I didn't
I just feel bad at you, man, you got to work the next day
I was like, man, I'm waking up nobody talked to me
I literally told everybody do not speak to me
And I just had the best day the day after
No, no, no, that was that was the 31st
Oh, so then because of that I was I was asleep pretty early
Gotcha, gotcha, yeah, man
Honestly, this Christmas, this new year and it's age, man
like i don't need to count down i'll count it down my wife and i were in bed we're like just let's
count down from 10 and by the time he were done before we're already out you know and then
when the kids come in the morning hey dad are you awake are you serious you came to wake
up to find out if I was awake.
They love doing that. They love doing that.
Yeah. Like at least like
Pile Driver. You awake? You awake? Yeah. Or just macho manned me, but
don't talk to me. You know?
Jump down, jump from like the top of the bed, you know?
Oh, yeah. Just fall on me
and the mom. I don't care, but don't. Hey, Dad, are you awake?
Get out of here. I remember once I pushed his face.
Look out of my face. He fell back into the wall.
he's like ow i'm like good for you don't come here again when i'm sleeping i always tell them it's either a fire
or someone cut themselves badly anything else do not come to this room until i get up but dad it was
a concussion and that wasn't on the list thank god my wife does not watch this episode because
you'd be given her ideas all right well speaking of putting holes in the wall we get to start this year on
on some real high notes.
So first off, happy Airborne Friday.
And if you got any community notes,
leave them in the comments.
But this is where it gets fun.
We got heists coming up the wazoo this week.
Five facing charges for allegedly stealing
over $2 million in merchandise
from Ajax Amazon store.
They found hundreds of thousands of dollars
with the merchandise at multiple locations and $50,000 in cash.
This was basically like, you know, Breaking Bad at the end where Bill Burr and the other guy
are like lying back on the pallets of money.
Yeah.
This is basically what they did.
And this is what like, was this updated on the 24th or was this way before?
Like it looks at 15th, right?
Posted December 24th, last updated December 24th.
On December 15th, the two employees were taken.
Okay, so this happened before Christmas.
These weren't like...
Yeah, so this got reported December 24th,
but we didn't have an episode on the 26th.
So there's going to be a couple things that are going back to just before Christmas this week.
But they're worth it.
Okay.
So how much you take?
Allegedly over $2 million in cash and items.
What the hell is an Amazon store doing with that much cash?
it's not like it's not like jeff bezos is running a ticket wicket that i could just go up
and hand him cash and he's going to send me a toothbrush the next day on amazon prime
no it's i don't know i don't it's but uh what was it man but these people just like
walked into like an amazon warehouse or store they were employees uh mahouel baldevab the
bit body but patel of new market uh ashish kumar savani and bansari savani yeah okay i understand i see where
this is going to go are the rest of the heist going to follow this theme are there going to be any
guys called billy bob or tommy two times or anything like that or are they all going to be like
cling on names i don't know if it's a cling on name one guy's name was
Gash Damalia and Jan Vibin.
Jan Vibin.
I kind of like that name.
Demalia.
All right.
And then we've got here's,
here's the next one.
Here's what you're asking.
Okay.
That's what I want to.
Let's talk about this one.
The thieves use drill.
The Germans.
Right.
Steel 30 million in euros.
Yes.
For mine, Coeur, line.
I need the money.
I need the money.
A bit more Austrian than anything.
You're going to really rate my German, really, too.
This is not the hole they used to get to the chopper, okay?
What was it?
Just like the distraction.
Let us break this wall.
We can confuse them.
Yeah.
So apparently, nobody thought it would be a bad idea to have only a,
a little bit of separation between an underground car park and a bank vault.
See, what you're looking at is the bank vault, you're looking through the hole here,
and then there's a couple walls, and it looks like maybe about 10 feet away.
Okay.
There's a car park.
Okay.
And they didn't even fill the area between the two of them.
There's the car park wall, and then there's a nice little air gap.
and then and then there's the bank vault basement wall
and it's just cinderblock
there's no stensors there's no nothing
listen I'm going to put some of that foil on my head
is it possible that the owners were planning something
but these guys beat them to it
I mean maybe
they're waiting for the right time
and then these amateurs
they come in here and they rob the place
when it was our intention
it's not fair
well here's the thing they happen to hit it exactly right in the dead center of this this is
well done this is this is beauty i mean look at that circle it's a cinder block that circle
that circle that hole it's perfect and carved well it's german craftsmanship vesperser of course it is
everything has to be perfect
You got them, like, sanding the corners while the sirens are on?
Hans, it's not 90 degrees when you are cutting the wall.
What is wrong with you?
So they stole an estimated $30 million worth of stuff from the safe deposit boxes.
And then, see, here's the difference between the Germans and the fucking French.
We covered the heist at the Louvre a few weeks ago.
Okay.
Where they used that dolly and, like, the handicapped.
um chairlift right these guys is getaway car audio rs six and then they're on the otoban
never to be seen or heard from again this is this is this is this is the way heist are supposed
to be i wait what is it right there just go down that text real quick i saw something there he says
the affected bank customers have been asked to contact sparkoxe bank which has to set up a hotline
Police secured entrances of the branch on Tuesday
after a large number of customers gathered outside demanding information.
I couldn't sleep last night.
We're getting no information.
One man told the Weld broadcaster, according to Routers,
as he waited outside the branch,
adding that it contained his savings for old age.
Oh.
You know what this is?
This is Nazi gold.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I don't want to go there.
I don't want to go there.
You're going there.
All I'm saying is, wow.
That's bad, bro.
They say, like, they're stealing from the bank.
They took people's stuff, man.
Yeah, well, it's all safe deposit boxes, right?
Wow.
Guy, let's get next thing.
Next thing.
All right.
Oh, no, you told me about this.
This is ridiculous.
$400,000 shipment of live lobsters hijacked on way to Costco in possible ring of thieves.
I'm pretty sure it is a ring of thieves.
I'm pretty sure it is a ring of thieves, to be honest with you.
Not a lot of details yet.
It doesn't say whether it happened, like, was this them stealing the boat?
Was this on a semi?
Like, it doesn't, but 400,000 live lobsters.
Vesper, I got to ask you something here on a personal note.
All right.
Do you know what's worse than lobsters on your piano?
No.
Crabbs on your organ.
All right.
So.
Oh, man.
Sean, if you're watching this, bro, I feel bad for you, man.
You got to hear these.
But um,
chings,
these one lighters from this.
Oh, man.
I got to think about my organ.
Thank you.
So some place just outside of,
of,
of Boston.
You know what this place is called?
What?
Taunton,
Massachusetts.
Okay.
So I wonder if they named it after the smelly animal from the start of the Empire Strikes Back.
Right?
You know,
when Harrison Ford cuts it open with the lightsaber and he's like,
oh,
I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
That's a taunton.
I mean,
dude,
as you drive it up to New York from Montreal,
you see a ton of bizarre names,
man.
Like,
I wouldn't be surprised if they are picking these names out of movies.
Cat skill.
Like,
hey, man,
what's Catskill,
New York. Where'd you get Catskill
from? Okay. At least
it's not as bad as Lower Sackville
Nova Scotia.
I have no idea that that's even the thing.
You're making that up? Are you making
that up? No, bro. I don't
know. I think you're making that up.
If it's a real place, dude.
Why would you name it that?
Lower Sackville?
That way people don't get confused between
that and hire Sackville.
Why not just call it testicular testiculitis Nova Scotia?
Well, I mean, keep in mind, it's not very far from Dildo, Newfoundland.
Oh, man.
So it's just, it's like a suburb of Halifax.
Dude, you're going to alienate your entire Labrador and Newfoundland base with that comment.
What?
What, what am I saying that's out of line?
It's literally called Lower Sackville.
No, but the other thing, the dildo thing, that's.
it's not a thing is it oh wow you need to start seeing more of this country my friend
i probably do no no no no okay i've seen okay point made i bow i bow let's move on oh my goodness
i mean you think you'd think it would be a a slightly nicer shape oh no like what's next
butt plug Nova Scotia or New Brunswick
Don't look it up
Don't look it up
You do have
Climax Saskatchewan
That's kind of weird man
Holy cow
I didn't even know these places
I really do need to start playing on
on maps the way you're doing right now
I'm going to find some really bizarre stuff
I'm sure
I'm sure
But why did it in Saskatchewan
I would have thought that climax would have been in Quebec
Well
this is the top of the world.
Of course.
I mean,
because that's what I think of when I think top of the world.
Saskatchewan.
Hey,
you know what?
If you go from the Alberta border all the way to Europe,
there is only one mountain peak in Labrador that is a higher elevation than Saskatchewan.
Really?
Chachuan has the second highest point of elevation between Alberta and Europe.
I didn't know that.
then I apologize.
I had no idea.
I honestly thought Montreau-Blanc was the highest.
No, dude, dude, dude.
Quebec isn't even on the fucking list.
Like, if you were going to find, like, if anything,
there should be a town in fucking Quebec
called something like erectile dysfunction.
Get your French right, bro.
Okay.
It's dysfunction, okay?
Just for the record.
Let's keep going.
Okay.
all right um calgary had a giant yeah that was bad i saw that giant water main break wasn't this the first
it's not the first time this happened to you guys right no this this this on this exact same run so
there's this giant like tall enough to walk inside of feeder line running from the where it gets
the water from a little bit outside of calgary into calgary and it blew up well i guess now it's
two years ago, but a year and a half ago, it blew up, and then this happened again, but it didn't
just leak. This thing was a fucking flood. Like, yeah.
Wow. Yeah, we're gonna. Fucking hell.
We've got to. We're on 16th Avenue and we're in like a flood.
This literally shut down the TransCanada Highway.
So hold on.
Let me ask you a question.
When they fixed this the last time,
did they identify what the problem was last time?
Was it just?
There was a hole in it.
That's all it was.
It wasn't severe cold.
It wasn't pressure main popping.
It was a hole,
an actual physical problem with the mains.
It's a problem apparently with the design of,
so it's not like a regular ass pipe like you would have
running between your hot water heater and your faucet it's this combination of mesh wiring and
concrete and it was susceptible to um corrosion and and just breaking down over time which i guess
would be corrosion but not like but the the iron in it would corrode and then also the
the cement would eventually break down um there was parts of it apparently where the cement was
like talcum powder and so they fixed the main lake and
And then they fixed like 24 other spots along the line.
But the problem is,
is that the city of Calgary has been a lot more interested in,
in who has what holes than taking care of the holes underground that they need to take care of.
So I have,
so I have a question and I have a suggestion to,
to you guys out in the West.
Is this just,
you know,
quit worrying about DEI and just fix the fucking.
No,
no,
it's actually a little bit more intuitive.
the number the question I have is how far did this flood extend do we know or was it just like in a small area of like 500 meters or did this go for like a few kilometers
I imagine it was running across all I imagine it ran a long way down the ditches and stuff because where it was so where it is this feeder line goes underneath one of the main thoroughfares through town okay okay okay okay
Like I said, this is like a major hub area is what you're talking about in that town.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, and then just kind of at a lower elevation and a little bit over is the TransCanada Highway.
And there was enough water coming down that they had to close off the highway.
People were being rescued.
So was it on a slope?
Like, is there an actual incline or decline happening in this part of town?
Or is it like just a flat, like flat water?
It's not, no, it's, well, so it's kind of right by the river.
So there's, okay, yeah.
Okay, I understand.
So the suggestion I have is, what are the chances you think for Alberta to contact those Germans that robbed that bank to come and help them with this main since they're super.
Oh, that would be perfect.
Yeah.
But they want to have fewer holes in the pipe is the problem.
No, but, but it's really more about the precision of these thieves.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right, because it seems.
Yeah, because it seems like Albertans don't understand like when you plug a hole, you don't just put a bubble gum in there.
you actually repair the hole and change the main how could this happen twice this is what i'm not
understanding twice one of one of two things presumably happened either there was a continuation
somewhere further down the line of the same problem uh that didn't get fixed when they
opened it all up a year and a half ago or two the repairs were substandard interesting thing
about the repairs though is that so despite the fact that the city of calgary has like
hundreds of people thousands
probably working in the water department
they subcontracted all that work
out to a third party
because they needed to get it done
they needed to get it done right
and they needed to get it done quickly
and their employees sat on the bench
well that's what I'm about saying
why are they subcontracting are they doing like
something else that's so much more drastic
no it's because
it's because getting it done quickly and well
is outside of the wheelhouse
so did they hire like Arabs and
Indians to do this you think um a lot of uh lebanese guys actually you probably know them probably
probably but i don't know i haven't talked to them in a while oh yeah yeah yeah it's it's yeah
they're a long ways away okay so for those of you who don't know regina has been having some
issues lately with their electric buses now we talked about when regina bought the buses this is
technically an update of an article we covered maybe a year ago um
But Regina bought a bunch of electric buses after they were a disaster in Edmonton, after
there were a disaster in various places, Ontario, Vancouver, all of them, one of the coldest
places in the fucking country said, hey, you know what?
Electric.
Electric.
Let's go for it.
Let's go for it.
And then believe it or not, it's been a disaster.
I think everybody west of Quebec is shocked.
It's not shocked.
It's only the people on the side of Quebec are shocked.
How can this be?
Electric is the way to go.
So anyway.
Well, what happened?
What do you mean what happened?
They basically need 1.2 electric buses to replace every diesel bus.
The range sucks.
The downtime's high.
No, that's not what I mean.
What actually happened?
Were they like driving and then bam,
but just stop working?
no um so in edmonton what happened was that the the place they bought the buses from went into
receivership so they couldn't get any spare parts for any maintenance anymore and they're all just
parked in the back 40 oh what's happening in regina is just that they they've got really shitty
range and so their uptime is like three hours and then they got to go back and plug but i don't
get it man don't before they put these out in public don't they actually sit there and like
run beta trials on this
and see, you know, let's see how far this
go. Or maybe just look at comparable
places that have done the same thing.
Which is cheaper. Yeah, it's just cheaper
to do that. Well, you see, the
thing about it is, is that this
purchase was absolutely
critical to our city's accelerated
leadership on energy
and climate. And Vesper,
climate change is real. Did you not
see the video of what happened in Calgary
that I just showed you? Were you watching that?
You want any proof that climate change is
real look at that flash flooding okay cities need to be taken this stuff seriously but here's here's the
other thing is it also just so happened that uh um in edmonton while st albert run ran another one
with the chinese eb company and they received a number of awards for their environmental
efforts oh wow oh yeah and so you know they look at it and they're like well i want an award
I want an award
And as we're going to get to later on
Awards in this country mean absolutely
Fuck all
Okay
I don't know if you've been following the price of silver lately
I go to the moon
As a former jeweler
I type of dabble in from time to time
Silver is a particularly bizarre
commodity because
Why is that?
Well and again
This is when I used to work with kilos
and kilos of silver we would buy them
they used to be like a fifth of the price, sorry, a tenth of the price of gold and like way more.
So silver never used to be really a viable investment.
It was always gold.
Like you put your money in gold or platinum, for example, or palladium or some of these other precious metals.
The fact that's like silver and you, I don't want to ruin it for what you shared with me here, but the fact that it's skyrocketing, like what is it?
What's it at now on the on a, on a, on a, it's just shy of a hundred.
it peaked at 108 47 yeah so like you see the bottom end down there near the 40 i i was able to buy it
uh maybe a decade ago and something like that like a 25 okay it was really cheap and the fact
that it's gone up to a hundred um i mean that's amazing the fact that it's going up but is that
really what you wanted to cover or is there something else here's here's the cool the well
cool interesting thing about it is
I don't know who this guy uses it's not
silver gold bull because it looks totally different
but
I guess jam
bullion pelican might be
the company
they're fucking sold out
the distributors
can't keep it on the shelves I don't know how
silver gold bull is it looks
it looks like it looks like you can
still buy it
yeah look you're always going to be able to buy but that's well no that's the thing is you can't with silver gold bull but other places are sold out as silver yeah because they're working on the shelf yeah but because they work through through their own they're just essentially distributors man yeah and the distributors are sold out of silver that's how high it's gotten lean yeah i agree by the way there was a time just as a fascinating uh intro into silver there was a time where what we would do in jewelry sometimes is
We would just tell people that were around us that wanted to get rid of their mirrors.
And we had a massive incinerator in the factory.
Okay.
And people would just bring mirrors and everything.
And we would just incinerate like hundreds and hundreds of mirrors a week.
And we would just collect all that silver off of the, off of the stained glass.
Why not?
No, but nobody ever thinks about what we used to call mirrors quicksilver.
And there was a reason for that.
well it's because they have mercury in them right but they were sprayed some mirrors were sprayed
with layers of silver yes yes that is correct but i mean i guess it's it's changed now
probably yeah ages for you to be friends with a lot of ugly people i guess i mean look man
you should not talk like this about yourself okay okay just saying i'm just saying i mean i hold you
in high regard too's come on fair enough okay so
For those of you who don't know, Ukraine got a late Christmas present from your fucking wallet.
Of course.
Another $2.5 billion from Canada to Ukraine.
Yep.
Now, Vesper, you said you wanted to say something about this.
The floor is yours.
I, well, I mean, I went in to look at the Ukraine project and the amount that's been committed so far.
I did a video.
So for anybody that wants,
go to the Vesperidigital.com
to see a video where I actually go through the list
breaking down what we're giving.
And it is absurd.
And look,
I'm not saying it all happened this year.
But you know what the funniest thing about this,
too,
is this is happening like in tandem
with corruption investigations
into the Ukrainian government.
Yep. Absolutely.
And I'm like,
do we have absolutely no,
self-awareness or are we just like doubling down going to ram money there who gives
it who it's they're stealing the money we committed to this you know and I'm it's
becoming more and more apparent that Canada is not actually thinking they've surrendered
the government has surrendered its mind into a collective in Europe and so whatever
Europe says Canada does and you mean like having the prime minister be the former
head banker in England
that kind of thing
it's weird it's weird that everything
or Bob Ray be the UN
ambassador to Canada right
yeah which by the way for those of you don't know
who Bob Ray is just look up Ray days
he was the NDP Premier
in Ontario 30 years ago
and they ran out of so much they were so fucking broke
that they had to get all the public servants to take Fridays
off unpaid
yeah and dude it's funny because i saw recently documented but i won't talk about that i guess what
i'm trying to say is at what point did canada align its policies in the interests of europe and not
canada like no no 67 like no disrespect so every country goes through a bunch of shit Lebanon
went through its wars this country goes through a war this country has a problem this country has a
problem. Why are they so selective? Oh, you know, Russia's going to take over the world.
Russia's not going to take over the world. Russia wants one stupid part of that area.
And again, what are we losing by losing that area with territory?
Whose territory? Canada's territory? I don't know. Does Canada have any stake over there? No, we're
protecting democracy. Get off your high horses. That's the thing is, is that there's always got to be a boogeyman for the last 10 years.
There always has to be a boogeyman because that's how you get people to forget about the bullshit at home.
There's always got to be a boogeyman.
It's been Putin.
It's been Trump.
The boogeyman, the boogeyman, the boogeyman, the boogeyman.
They're not looking at it.
They're not looking at it as though, hey, you know, we need to align ourselves with Europe.
It's, hey, don't look at this hand.
Look at this hand.
Yeah, Russia bad.
We get together.
We funnel billions and billions.
of dollars into this one country
that has now more money
in it than probably any of the other
European nations
like how many billions have been funneled
into Ukraine by now
to fight Russia? Are you serious?
Like where did we all sign
up and say we are going to
basically fund
this country's crack addiction
by giving them all of our money?
Meanwhile we have food banks that are
record highs. Meanwhile, we have
homelessness that it's a record high housing the pricing the inflation i mean we so casually
just gave 2.5 billion dollars but then you calculate the total amount that they've given
it's so far just in the last year they've given 5.6 billion dollars when i did it
on my tally on my timeline on x and i'm like what's the cost to just eradicate food banks
period and it's like 11 billion dollars a year and you would eradicate all food banks period
And I'm like, we're giving $11 million as chunk change to other countries.
But Vesper, the thing about it is, is that they're not looking at it and saying,
how can this money be best used to serve the interests of Canadians?
They're looking at it and saying, how can we spend this money to keep ourselves in power?
And if you look at it from that perspective, this makes perfect sense because they're the people
who sign the checks, even though it comes out our pocket.
Yeah, I completely agree.
And I think, you know, I'm beginning to become not a cynical, but I'm beginning to wonder
at what point do we continue, like, okay, I elect somebody.
Let's say I elect Pierre.
I know you have mixed feelings about Pierre, but let's say we get Pierre and I'm a conservative
and we bring in Pierre.
All right.
Well, what mechanisms do we all have that actually as Canadians, allow us?
to sign some formal petition or agreement that's you know recognized by parliament as saying
whoa enough we don't have that nope we don't have any break system this government they hold the
breaks so i bring people into this government and and what's my fail safe that they trust me bro
and trust me bro is literally that should be the slogan like on our money
and up in front of parliament
there should just be a big banner
trust me bro
I don't think anybody could have put it better
it literally is that I mean I did this thing
the other day with
Mona Nemer
who is the chief of science
that Trudeau put in
she was being grilled in the committee
the guy was like look you make
$400,000 what exactly do you do
and so she gives them like
I hold governments accountable he's like
all right that's fine but what exactly do you do
And then she goes, and I kid you not to, she goes, I'm sure every government in the world has a chief of science advisor.
And he goes, okay, the fact that there's other chief of science advisors across the world does not explain what you do.
What have you done that justifies us paying you, 400,000 and your entire department, $4 million a year?
She could not give them an answer.
If every other country jumps off a financial cliff, are we going to as well?
And guess what?
The answer is yes.
Dude, Malay.
Malay literally gave us...
Literally.
That's the blueprint you went in.
I don't need you.
You know, dude, the Western Standard posted, and I used it in the video.
It was a mock video that I put up.
It got a lot of traction.
The Western Standard showed...
Now, I know your whole thoughts on UFOs and everything, but it's so funny.
She paid $34,000 to hold...
This head of science.
This head of science to investigate Canadian's thoughts on UFOs.
I think that's actually money well spent.
I think.
Absolutely.
We don't spend nearly enough time talking about UFOs.
No, no, no, that's not the point.
Explain to me where, okay, what did you find out?
Nothing.
Where do people think?
Nothing.
And like you basically just spent this money accountable.
or did you ask?
No, we're completely without supervision.
Her department has no supervision.
Do you understand Canada to mash-up folks?
She has no supervisory role.
She has terms.
That's it.
So the prime minister can't come in and just suddenly say,
I'm unappointing you because he would have to unappoint the entire department.
And you're saying that like it's a bad thing.
And she's
And she's actually Lebanese
And she's Lebanese who came from America to Canada
To serve in that role under Trudeau
So what was she in America?
Democrat
Well, of course
That's I mean they always take care of each other
It kills me bro
We have no guardrails for this stupidity
We can't tell Mary Simon
Our Governor General
No, you can't
spend $65,000 on your stupid clothing line.
By the way, the same Mona Nehmer, Chief of Science,
was grilled about how is it that you guys paid for $60,000 worth of patio furniture
for your roof?
I'm guessing it's a really big patio.
But again, like who pays $60,000, man?
Like this is taxpayer money.
Do you grab a couple of chairs, go sit outside.
Why do you need a patio?
I don't know, bro.
It's going to get more depressing if I keep talking.
All right, okay.
Well, here's the next one.
House of Commons just capped off one of its least productive years.
In 2025, Canada's 342 MPs representing 41 million people and overseeing a half a trillion dollars sat for the fewest number of days since 1937 and passed only seven bills.
This is from Tristan Harper.
Hopper.
Now, on the flip side of that, Canada has been around for a long fucking time.
basically all parliament should be doing at this point
is just amending a couple things here and there
changing around a little bit of wording and tweaking things
you've had 150 years to tune the machine
if you had an engine that could stick around for 150 years
and you had hundreds of people
whose job is to make it run better
that thing should be a fucking Swiss clock at this point
but it's a shit show
It's a should-be situation, but there's no oversight.
And we talked about this.
You and I, Tristan Hopper could write about it.
There is no defense against privilege.
And I told you this a while ago.
Ever since the founding of this country, after McDonald,
McKenzie made sure ain't nobody going to be able to check these people, dude.
They check themselves.
They are divorced from the judiciary.
Trust me.
Me, bro.
Trust me, bro.
I don't know what it is in Latin,
but that's what the motto should be like
we should get it on a coat of arms or something.
I'll make a graphic for you so that you could use that next time.
Trust me, bro.
Trust me, bro in Latin.
Trust me.
Hey, by the way, let's just jump to the chats real quick.
Some people are like, do people even read the chats here?
Well, yeah, so he's saying,
is there any interest in the corrupt child protection
that generates funding by taking children into assistance
them away from their families for as psychologists said no reason i can whistleblow it's a topic i don't
know what you're talking about i'd be interested in hearing more well they're most they're most of the
link to that by the way the conversations um and then somebody said can you pull up a map of the area
that was flooded if i'd have thought about it sooner i could have but we're live so sorry hey thanks
zane by the way zane's giving us a compliment great first mashing of the year yeah man zane always good to hear
from you all right here we go let's go sing with me sing for the ears sing for the laughter sing for
the tears a 22 year old man parmender sing has pleaded guilty to four charges linked to an extortion
scheme targeting south asian home builders in edmonton we talked about this a few weeks ago
how i know nothing about this by the okay well they were firebombing a bunch of construction
sites oh okay sounds logical
uh glan geberts says creed mehi fratter i'm guessing that means trust me bro
hey thank you bro that's it creed mi frater right perfect that's what we're going to do i'm
making big and bold and metal maybe you could put it in behind you like if you could see and see
it and just put you know trust me bro that would be good that would be good but sing admitted
to firing nine shots in a drive-by shooting uh at the direction of a criminal syndicate
known as Project Gaslight, which also firebomb 12 properties, while awaiting trial,
here's the thing, they let him out. And while he was a waiting trial, he also directed gang members
to continue extortions and arsons. The alleged leader, Meninder Daliwali, was arrested in the UAE
in 2024, and another senior member, Harpreet Uppel, was fatally shot along with his son.
He received a joint sentence of seven and a half years with four years remaining after credit for
time served as he is not a Canadian citizen he also faces possible deportation upon completion
of his sentence twos i think it is probably incumbent upon you right now if i if i may say
humbly to explain to the good people that are listening how criminals don't care if you put them
in prison so long as the money's in the bank well if the money keeps flowing they get out and it's
there so like technically in Canada let's say you got a more
mortgage right and and you go to jail right if you have enough money sitting in your bank account
that that mortgage keeps paying off everything just ticks along as normal and you can be in prison
now if you're a gang member and you have an entire crew under you you can tell them what to do
from prison you don't even have to tell them what to do from prison because you get out on bail
awaiting your trial and while no i'm saying worst case scenario bro i'm saying worst case scenario
you're locked up there's no bail that doesn't mean like you can't get you can't
get messages out and like tell people how to do things on the streets for you and then by the time
you get out what five years 10 years you're rich yep and like I think a lot of people don't
understand this like why would they do this and get caught because they don't care if they're
going to get caught I grew up in gang culture when I was younger and they don't care about getting
caught that's not the issue is am I effective of what I'm doing right now and will this generate
income for me that even if I get locked up I'm positioned in a better place when I come out
still making bank right and i you know it's i think politicians are the only difference is they don't go
to prison but they have the same m o that's why they'll do the dumbest policies and you're like how could
they do this well because because they're making bank because they're getting paid yeah because
they're getting paid and all they got to do all they got to say well it's happening is creating me he
frotter right and think about it at the end of the day you and i agree on this like we know none
them care what any of us think none of them are going to have a a shred of hurt feelings
for you saying anything trudo does not care what you call him he doesn't care what you
call his mother his brother his kids his wife he's walking away with millions that's all he cares
about and so hurling these expletives and these people doesn't work the right way to do this is to get
their get that bank and you can find it hurts right is the votes and the money
And the money.
Mostly the money.
Forget the votes.
The money.
The votes is how you get the money.
What I'm saying is if they have like a nest egg that they, if we've investigated where
these guys monies go or audit really forensically audit where these guys follow the money.
Yeah.
I mean, we're going to get into this whole thing with Ilhan Omar after, which is precisely
what we're going to where I think we're dovetailing into at some point.
Okay.
Edmonton man died in a hospital waiting room begging for help.
And each time he approached to the desk,
He was told to sit down and wait.
He laid on the floor asking repeatedly
and staff allegedly told him to move
for the privacy of the other patients.
They were mad because he was being disruptive
while he was dying on the floor of the waiting room in the ER.
Yeah, I saw this.
Man, you know, it's hard to get upset
because we all experienced this coast to coast.
In Montreal, my pastor fell on his back.
on the ice from 10 o'clock till 10 p.m.
he was in the waiting room and he's 72 years old and he's
telling them I think I broke my hip. I think I broke my hip and he's
still in the he's still in the, he called me an hour and a half ago. He's like I'm still
in the ER. This this happens all over the place. Did I ever tell you how my mom
died? No man. Go ahead. All right. So she goes in for
not a routine surgery but not a major one. Complications. She ends up in the
ICU. They don't have her blood type. So they're out. And so I guess the policy is,
is that you've got to have some spare blood kicking around if somebody's in the ICU.
But they said, uh, well, you know, we got a shipment coming in tomorrow morning. It'll be fine.
They didn't ask any of us if we were matches. There's, um, like I got in the next morning,
but my two sisters were there. Nobody asked them, hey, are you guys,
Are you guys a blood match?
You know, maybe just throw a couple pints in the fridge in case we need it.
Nobody asked that.
They're just like, I, it'll be fine.
She has complications overnight is not fucking fine.
And then a few days later, we pull the plug.
That's our health care system.
This stuff happens all in time.
And the whole triage thing is a joke.
I don't know if you think that that's a joke.
Every time I go into triage, I go, they're like on one to ten.
I'm like, it's a ten.
And they, even though they don't believe me, they have to assign it a 10.
And I'm like, you're doing this with all these immigrants who don't care,
that we don't care that you like what I'm saying or not.
I'm going to say 10.
And you have some really honest people that sitting in the waiting room that are like six,
five, eight.
Every Arab I know is like 10 right away.
And in fact, the mothers tell you, tell them it's a 10.
Tell them it's 10.
It's very bad.
Meanwhile, it's just like her fingernails.
broken or something like oh the pain
so real people
suffer and this structure
that we have on triaging
is so broken
the whole healthcare system
yeah dude MRI I tried to get an
MRI it took me
they put me on a waiting list that was
nine months
a CT scan was seven months
I ended up having such bad back
problems I ended up paying for my own MRI
and CT scan and that's just
one faction like you said of an entirely
broken system. And it's funny, the one thing
all Americans say, you guys have free
health care. No, man, we have
free death care. That's
exactly it. You know, and then
somebody says in Canada, we have universal
health care. The most you pay for is parking
fees. Well, first off,
it's coming off your fucking check.
You don't pay it out of your pocket.
It's money that never even gets into
your pocket. Right. Socialism.
That's how it works.
Yeah.
And you know what?
What is March say? I don't go to hospital.
unless it's actually a 10.
Yeah.
But here's the thing is,
sure, maybe you have to pay for parking fees
and they say you don't have to pay for it out of pocket.
But sometimes in this fucking shit show of a country,
you pay for it with your actual fucking life.
That's true.
That's pretty far removed from free.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fuck.
We're running tight on time.
But here's,
I'm going to play just a little bit of it.
CBS is going to try something new
in the new year. Or the president's fitness for office. The point is on too many stories,
the press has missed the story because we've taken into account the perspective of advocates
and not the average American. Or we put too much weight in the analysis of academics or elites
and not enough on you. And so they're going to try and do better this year. Basically,
the trust and legacy media has evaporated. And the,
They're going to try and do it different and better starting this year.
I'm not going to hold my breath, but it would actually be kind of nice.
It's not going to happen, bro.
Can't happen.
Can't happen.
It cannot happen.
I just saw today, Moose on the Loose posted, like, you know, we're competing now with media,
yada, yada, and I'm like, no, you're not, no one's competing with media.
They're still at like eight to ten times higher than the highest YouTube channel that we have that's actually preaching this.
They're state funded in the millions of dollars.
Billions.
No channel I know.
No channel I know in YouTube is making in the billions of money.
So how are we ever going to beat mainstream media,
especially when they start having the CRTC crackdown on what they think is going to be acceptable Canadian content?
Right.
And that's exactly it is that what you're going to see is as soon as you as soon as you,
start creeping up into where
you are contending despite the billions
of dollars, they're going to shut you down.
Yeah. Unfortunately.
Bruce Arthur,
Toronto Star Idiot columnist.
He was
trying to clap back at this.
We will pander to the hordes of propaganda
dazzled rubs and deliver a
fuller version of that propaganda.
And I'm an embarrassment to the profession I have chosen
to now and now chosen to
betray. No, no, no, no.
how many times has this guy personally been fact checked it's brutal you've got the worst people here's
the thing about this that actually kind of makes me a little bit hopeful is that the people who are
enemies of truth who are blatantly trying to lie to people as much as possible and pushing as much
bullshit as they possibly can don't like this all right now here we're going to get into the goofy
stuff first but vesper did a video you can see his his charming face here uh right and
can well okay i mean i'm just going to all right yeah thank you for doing this and this is really
to talk to everybody here uh you'll find it on my timeline and you should listen to it i didn't know
this but basically the government of canada in 2020 throughout covid basically um the c r
The CRA left everybody vulnerable to data breaches between March to December.
Well, they, if I understood you correctly, they did an unauthorized sharing of 50,000 people's.
No, no, no, twos, let me just say the thing.
So between March to December, they weren't properly securing all of our CRA portals and hackers basically gained access to all of our accounts.
and we're applying for Serb and Siba.
The class action lawsuit is between a gentleman called Todd Sweet from B.C.,
who's basically he levied this lawsuit against the government.
It got certified by the federal court.
And now, like, they heard him and everything.
And they're like, okay, now that's it.
The government itself is basically said, all right, you know,
we're going to throw our hands up,
but they're going to do the very bare minimum.
So they've already conceded that this has happened.
50,000 people's accounts have been hacked.
And the government has done basically the most minimum that they could do
by posting it on their site and saying they're sending out notices.
But again, people's emails were being changed.
Maybe some of us never even checked.
Now, I wasn't on Serb.
I was on CVA, but I do have a portal with the government.
So KPMG, you'll find the links if you go to that post.
that I did. I put the links there. By January, it'll be opened up where you could check if you're
available to be entered into this class action lawsuit that the federal government has already
and the federal court has told them must happen. March is where they will deliberate on
if the settlement is fair. But there is a settlement on its way, folks. So basically, go to the
link, see if your name's on the list, because if your name's on the list, you're going to get paid.
Yeah, you're at this point. The reason why you're getting paid is
because the CRA stocks.
Right.
And I think this is part of the reason why I,
and I thank Tews and Sean for letting me do this because genuinely I did this so that
Canadians could go and see if their data was not only breached.
Some of you probably had Serb taken under your name by a foreign actor.
So, yeah.
So go to that,
go to that post.
And I hope it helps you.
And I hope you don't find yourself on that list.
But if you do, keep an eye out on the other link for KPMG,
because you're going to have to register with them at that point
and there might be a payout for you.
Thank you for letting me share that.
You're welcome.
Now, I don't know if you know this or not,
but there's been some issues with Somalians in Minnesota
and the daycare fraud.
It's been the only thing on Twitter lately.
And, of course, you know, the usual accusations are all coming out.
It's not...
Democrats who have put Somali deospore.
and Minneapolis at the center of their party and their state's politics.
It's a small portion of the population.
There is a bunch of fraud that goes on.
And even Tim Walls has claimed that any investigation of this fraud is akin to white supremacy.
No, he has not.
Yeah, he has said that.
This is what happens when your own federal government wages war against you.
Right.
Happens when they target communities for their own benefit.
This is what happens when they scapegoat.
and this is what they happens when they no longer hide the idea of white supremacy
was the idea of white supremacy so yeah there was a guy named nick shirley who went around
uh to all these smally daycare centers yeah trying to find it are there any kids there
and then he was going through basically saying okay this one got one point three million dollars
this one got a million dollars and and on through the list and he found a 110 million dollars worth
of Somali daycare centers in one day
that did not have kids there.
And look, look, the racism thing,
look, it's important to keep in mind.
We don't want to be racist about this, okay?
This isn't all Malians.
This is only some Malians.
Okay?
The jokes keep coming.
Some Malians.
Listen, man.
I think we all are not talking racism.
That is such a veil to these people.
And the worst part is they did it with the black community.
They do it to the Latino community.
But I'll tell you what, Toos, in the beginning of the year,
one of the problems that I probably didn't have on my list
is that billions of dollars were being stolen via a Somali cartel
working with a Jewish governor of a state.
I Somalians weren't on my list that they were not on my bingo card who would have thunk that Somalians were just going to pop out of nowhere well um that's kind of what they're known for if you go sailing around the the the horn of Africa that's this kind of but what I'm saying in America the pirates many in the pirates I get only places in the world that still has piracy I know but bro in Minneapolis.
I don't know, man.
I would have,
I would have thought of it like somewhere bizarre, like Quebec.
Yemen.
Quebec.
But Minneapolis,
maybe that's precisely why.
And you're telling me millions and billions.
So what,
what other updates do you have so we could look at it?
Well,
okay,
so here we call Tim Walls and Somalians retarded,
but they stole $18 billion of our money without consequence.
I'm pretty sure we're the retards.
Here's how in depth they,
they went with all this stuff.
Here's a sign from one of the places that he went and looked at,
the quality leering center.
They didn't even bother to spell check the name they put on the building.
Okay.
And then, of course, there's the usual obfuscation by the leftist.
I showed you the CNN.
Here's Minnesota Star Tribune.
Trump claims Minnesota lost billions to fraud.
The evidence to date isn't close.
That was December 7th.
Exactly two weeks later.
Here's what we know about Minnesota's,
fraud crisis
that's just the shot and chaser
wow this was this was a good one did you see this
did you see the interview
no I didn't the guy
said um that somebody
broke into
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I took all
the important documents
yeah
here's here's
one of the holes
where they tried to enter through
it's the Germans but they didn't do a good job this time
okay you've got the German
craftsmanship and then here's the Somali craftsmobile. Now I would just like to point out that there's no
hole on the other side. There's no hole on the other side. Right. They were rats. They were living
in the walls, bro. It's Sicario. Unless they were literally in the walls. This is a hole that got
made from the inside of the building. I mean, Somalians typically sleep in walls. I don't know
if you know that. It's a really quiet place. It's very dark. No one bothers you.
How do you
What are the odds
I saw the guy
Like he kept stuttering
Like I'm literally
Nothing in his face said I
I'm telling the truth
Oh
I'm just
You know the shock in all this is
I know Patel has said something
I know
Bondi has said something
I haven't heard anything
From Trump on this though yet
He doesn't have to say anything
No dude
What
The one guy
that must, the guy that tweets
incessantly, didn't come out and
everything gets said for him. Like it's not all the
classic. No, bro. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This is the same dude
we're talking about that said we're not bringing in people
from shithole countries.
You're literally with Somalians and Trump's not going to say
anything. Is it because he's worried about the midter?
He's looking at this and he's like, there's nothing I can
say that's any bit funny.
than how this shit show is playing out.
I don't know, bro.
NPR did a hit piece on the guy.
So Nick Shirley, the YouTuber,
they did a hit piece on him.
Shirley is a 23-year-old self-described
independent YouTube journalist
who made prank videos in high school
before pivoting to politics.
And then he says,
they do realize people grow up, right?
Sorry I wasn't cracking down on fraud
as a 15-year-old.
Okay, here's, that's, we already covered that.
You've got all these videos where people are trying to defend it.
It's all cope.
There are waste for these programs that are years long.
There is fraud.
There is.
Oops.
I said the quiet part out loud.
The thought that is occurring is not at the hand.
Yeah.
I know.
I saw these.
Dude, it's all cope.
I'm unable to work or go to school.
I understand.
Fraud is bad.
Uh-oh.
What did I just?
just say the look on her face right now what did i just say okay can we pause all this real
quick because i think we need to have a quick discussion about this in a in a serious and funny
manner i saw what the i saw what the police were saying from minnesota about this and they
were downplaying it they were saying they were calling all these people a lot of these claims
ain't true blah blah blah i'm beginning to ask myself how
deep is this rot with this entire controversy that's happening with Minnesota and Somalian daycare
frauds. How many people have probably been paid off in this whole thing to look another way?
I mean, New York City in the height of the Coke era, right?
Cops were dirty as hell, bro. Cops were given, were given money cheap. Police chiefs were given
money to look the other way.
And they were shaking these guys down.
They weren't just like,
no, we're not looking at this.
They were using this grift to shake these people down.
What happens, Steve?
And this is the question I have for you.
What happens if we find out that it ain't just a governor,
it ain't just his employees and the staff,
that it actually extends out into the police service.
I think that would be great.
No, but what physical,
can you describe to people what the steps would look like?
Like, if the federal government does an investigation to find out that not only Tim Walts is guilty, his office is complicit, the police force is complicit, how does that then change the face of Minneapolis?
Like, do we know what the steps are?
Does the National Guard come in to replace the police temporarily?
What happens at this point?
I mean, we're talking jail for a lot of people here, bro.
It could go any number of different ways.
I mean, I thought maybe you knew better than me.
That's why I'm asking you.
Well, it just, because I mean, what would logically happen is that they would say, okay,
well, what kind of complaints have been lodged?
And then, and then they would look and say, well, what happened with those complaints?
Oh, oh, well, they all went up to the same person who squashed them.
Okay.
Well, let's see if he's bought any new yachts recently.
No, but I'm saying let's assume already that all of them are guilty.
Okay, we have proof.
Yeah, then what happens?
They're all guilty.
Police.
uh the prosecutors the the um judges maybe even judges all that stuff i mean the the
the inspector the inspectors because people have to go there and inspect and i feel like
you're expecting a daycare and you went there and there weren't even any fucking kids you might
have a couple questions right and if they're going to be slipped money and all so let's assume
this whole thing is one big tumor i mean i've never seen what it looks like that an entire state
gets what like canceled you just cancel a state and we're going to replace everybody overnight
is that what happens like all these people go to jail like hundreds of people just
do we honestly think this just magically ends at the minnesota border by the way bro you're so
right because a bunch of people are saying this is happening all over america at age is happening
in minnesota i've been seen people in florida people in texas that i've been talking about
there's daycares that nobody's in them i'm like holy moly bro millions of dollars just gone
and taxpayers are busting the ass every day and these guys just get the open buildings and they
get paid yeah all right so interesting things happening with the pushback for the temporary
foreign worker program so toronto star did an article restaurants left struggling as cuts to canada's
immigration inflict more pain on industry.
I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for people whose job depends on basically
indentured labor.
But this guy, read the replies, remind yourself that some people would rather shrink the
economy with fewer restaurants and services, less variety if it means fewer job
opportunities for immigrants.
It's not that it's fewer job opportunities for immigrants.
It's that the people already living in this country can't get a fucking job.
Yeah.
Okay.
Buffalo.
This is the Bills Stadium.
And look at all that snow.
They were hiring people for 20,
they were giving people 20 bucks an hour
and also giving them food and hot beverages
to help them shovel it all out.
That's a lot of snow.
I wonder, I wonder,
why don't these stadiums have like these roofs that we had?
Like, you know.
Because they.
because they're expensive.
The only way you're going to pay for it is if you have a Somali daycare there on the off game days.
Maybe if they changed it to the, what's it called again, a leaning center?
Yeah, the leering center, they would get a ton of money.
Yeah, instead of the Scotia Bank Saddle Dome.
It would be the Liering Center Saddle Dome.
It has to be that logo too, bro.
It can't be like a nicer logo.
It's got to be that logo on the front of the stadium.
Oh, my goodness.
That would be perfect.
Yeah, instead of the Tostito's salsa bowl,
it'll be like the Somalian Leering Bowl.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Okay, keep going.
Keep going.
All right.
Okay.
Troy Westwood, speaking of football,
probably the most disappointing player in the history of the,
of the,
um,
uh
Winnipeg Blue Bombers
which is saying a lot
although he is the guy who coined
he's the reason why we call it the Banjo Bowl
the week after the week after the Labor Day classic
so props to him on that but he's also fucking retarded
he's saying in countries like Norway, Sweden,
Denmark and Australia who have regions,
counties and states it is not legally possible
for any of them to secede
maybe an important step to building a truly strong nation
is to make the structure of it so that seditionist
treasonous pricks
and outside influencers do not have the option to tear the country apart.
I would just like to point out the fact that Norway and Sweden used to be two different countries
and they decided to split up into two different countries.
So you're not really making the example that you think you are, you retard.
I will say nothing about this because it's a long road for me and you to talk about this.
So I will leave it at that.
All right.
Aaron O'Toole, former leader.
Do we have to talk about O'Toole?
We're just, we're just.
Okay, here's the thing.
This is his substack.
Advice to the prime minister.
Keep it up.
Fuck off, Aaron O'Toole.
Just go away.
Go away forever.
Now, I was going to pull up the actual articles for these,
but New York Post just,
there's so much stuff whenever you open up their sites that it just,
it makes everything janky.
And then it happened that I saw somebody had the,
they actually had the screenshots of the two tweets.
So.
Yeah, Mamdani.
I saw the Mumdani.
ones. So Zoran Mamdani fans disappointed by disastrous block party with no food or bathrooms.
The socialist mayor of New York is already into the no food phase of socialism. Meanwhile,
socialist Zoran Mamdani's wife, Ruma Duwaji, appears to wear luxury $630 boots to swearing-in ceremony.
So it's already the money for me and not for thee and the no food. Socialism comes at you fast.
Yeah, it does. It does.
All right.
In a sobering decision, one drunk thief, apparently he aged his tune.
And returned two musical instruments stolen from a...
And returned two mandolins that he had previously stolen,
according to the owner of a New Jersey vintage guitar store.
You can see the video of him putting the mandolins underneath his jacket.
And then, here he comes later, dropping them off.
along with a note saying sorry I've been drunk lately
I feel bad for him dude
I have a warm spot for people like with a conscience
yeah dude what that's so funny
you can imagine like the guy takes out like a vintage
one of a kind thinking his answers I'm sorry
I was drunk well I mean we have here in Montreal the same thing
it's so funny these places they don't have like these double
doors you know where you buzz people in with with merchandise that expensive in some of these
places why don't these places have like double doors to let people in and out like i i don't know i
wonder you guys and it's expensive i mean i saw a guitar here i mean i see you see the guitar i have a
gretch right behind me here so this is a two grand guitar yeah this is the low end of where i went
to buy them and people were just walking in and out and i'm like how do you know when someone just
walked out with a $10,000 guitar.
It's not like locked or anything.
Anyways, I'm not making a big deal of it.
I mean, it's a kind of shocking.
Generally speaking, it's hard to sneak a guitar out.
The mandolins, he happened to have the jackets with...
No, you can walk out with a guitar brazen.
Dude, there's people walking into mall, stealing jewelry shops with
hammers with them, and then they just walk out and the cops don't do anything.
Anyways, let's keep going.
All right.
Here, we got more stuff on guitars.
Former MP Charlie.
Oh, hell no.
He blocked me.
Yo, he blocked me and told me off on X.
He wrote me a DM and told me off.
Oh, nice.
That's even better.
He's got me blocked.
But that's just because I make fun of how fucking retarded he is.
Former MP Charlie Angus planned a quiet retirement.
Now he'd rather kick at the darkness, which is a line he stole from Springsteen, I want to say.
I think I got that wrong, though.
Anyways, I just want to point out, look at that guitar.
do you recognize that's a gibson last paul i'm all i dude i'm blinded by the rainbow behind him
that's all i can see right him wearing whatever the hell he's wearing a liberati that is a sweet
shirt i'll give him credit for that that's a liberal that's a liberati dude that's liberace
that's liberati just look it up it's a liberati shirt i would wear that shirt you're gay
what do you want me to tell you you're gay i have to tell you your wife man you're gay i'm sorry
like there's no way you should ever wear that shirt unless your shirt is deadly i would
love to wear that to a rodeo there's only two people that can wear that shirt and it's jim morrison
and liberace you are not either of these two people jim morrison hasn't been changing his shirts
too much lately yeah all right here's the thing now okay look this is this is this is a gipson last
paul this is an expensive fucking guitar speaking of expensive guitar but that's what
Well, that's exactly. It's socialist.
Now, here's the thing.
Now, I saw some people on the internet saying, no, no, no, I'm pretty sure that's the epiphone, right?
You looked it up.
You looked it up.
Hold on.
Oh, he's going to show us.
Okay.
Yeah, now we have to wait for twos to go show us this fancy schmancy guitar, and it's the same guitar.
Well, it's, isn't it the same?
It's the epiphone.
But is it exactly the same?
Look at it.
Look at it.
Look at the way the color doesn't go too far past the pickups compared to the air where it cuts short.
Right, right, right, right.
A completely different design at the back of it here.
Yeah.
But it's the same guitar you're saying.
It's got the scrolls on the side.
And I've seen the...
This is a completely different guitar.
This is the epiphone.
This is the cheap one.
And it's $800 guitar.
And his is the actual $5,000 version.
Yeah, his is the $5,000.
version.
Yeah, yeah, which is just classic socialist.
Yeah.
But I mean, are they socialists?
It's not really their fault.
We voted how much they get paid.
Can we unvote?
No, we didn't vote how much they get paid.
They're the ones who vote how much they get paid.
Well, okay, so give me a scenario.
Okay, I understand.
Let's assume for a second we had a say in what we feel like we need to take down your
salaries as citizens what what can citizens do to push this into our politicians mindsets that
you need to vote down how much you actually are earning you would have to vote um a party
into a majority whose election platform was to lower the wages of the members of parliament and then
also after that have them follow through with that election promise that is the avenue for
citizens to reduce the pay for MPs.
Look, let's keep going with what you want to show because I think I have other questions.
Okay.
So here, from OPP Highway Safety Division, talked about this a few weeks ago.
They said keep your four-way flashing lights off when you're driving with traffic,
even if the driving conditions are less than ideal.
But always drive with your full headlights and tail systems turn on day and night.
You can use your four-way flashing lights momentarily if you're coming to a sudden and
unexpected slow down or stop on the highway.
Only use four ways continuously when your vehicle is the hazard.
For the love of God, people, it's the masks of 2020.
Quit using your four-way flashers every time it's fucking cloudy.
It's not a virtue signal.
You're not helping anybody.
When you're breaking, it's hard to tell if you're breaking.
And when you're turning, it's hard to tell if you're turning.
Yeah, look, I will say, though, I understand.
I'm not judging those people.
Sometimes I get into like really foggy weather.
And some people just suck at looking in front of them.
They're either on their phone or whatever.
I want to like max.
That's what the lights are for.
I get it.
The red lights for me,
it's just it's an instinctive thing.
So you could like shit on me now.
I do it so that it's like blinking creates an alert system in the minds of others.
You don't see that?
You think that just breaks are enough?
I won't know.
Your tail lights.
Your tail lights are enough.
Yeah,
but that's what I'm saying.
That's all you need.
Yeah, but you don't see them flashing.
That's the difference.
You don't need to see them flashing.
You don't want to see them flashing.
Man, maybe I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Look, you're not the complexion of competent drivers, okay?
I love you.
You're my chocolate croissant,
but leave this to the experts.
Yeah, listen, I mean, all you hillbillies drive a certain way, that's fine.
You don't even obey the rules of the road.
You guys drive off at the, like,
forest and shit. That's fine.
You have your own way of driving, but here in Montreal
or Ontario, we're
back to back to back. Sometimes we can't tell
if someone's breaking.
Yeah, because the flashers are on.
Turn the fucking flashers off.
We're going to argue this, but I'll concede on
your point that I see what you're trying to say.
Okay. If you have the
flashers on, it makes it harder.
I said the conversation's over. I just
conceded what else you want?
Do you want to suplex me to the ground?
I show.
I just agreed with you.
No, no, no.
Back up.
It's hard for you to maintain social distancing.
Let me put it in a way you can understand.
Okay.
I just get seated into you, bro.
What more do you need?
The four-way flashers are not safe and effective.
Moving on.
I'm telling you, I'm telling on you, bro.
I'm going to tell Sean on you.
All right.
The bullion buzz to ignore.
is a career first responder.
In just nine days, she'll be running the world's busiest fire department.
One of the most important appointments of the incoming administration.
And they deserve a leader who cares about their work because she did it herself,
who understands every detail, and it will fight tirelessly to empower FDNY and make it the best
firefighting force in the world.
Lillian Bonsignor began her career as an EMT in 1991 and was ultimately promoted
to chief of the city's EMS division,
where she served for three years
before retiring in 2022.
Although she never served as a firefighter,
she's confident that won't matter.
The head of firefighters in New York,
the biggest firefighting brigade
in the entire planet.
I mean,
is a lesbian,
is a lesbian who has never been
a firefighter.
I mean, look, if her job is organizational and bureaucratic, I could understand how that could
transfer.
But is she actually going to have to put on the gear?
No, but the point of it is, is she is somebody who's never been a firefighter at all.
And she got chosen as the fire chief in the biggest fire, whatever, in the world, despite
having never even done the job.
Never done the job. Never done the job. I know,
but I'm going to be honest with you. I mean,
she looks pretty, she looks pretty
butch. She actually looks like someone
who could carry you out of a burning building.
That's my point. Like, so I'm not knocking
her. Had she been like a little bit more, you know,
like modely, whatever.
I'd have questions, you know, but like
the fact is that she looks like she, I mean,
she actually looks more male than Mamdani
in this particular. That doesn't take much. That doesn't
take much. Yeah, I mean, the beard
is the only thing that makes me say
with him. Donnie's the man.
But the point is, this, hold on, I see where you're going with this.
You're picking a very controversial figure who is not qualified, has no experience in the field,
and you're putting them in this position of leadership.
Based on their sexual orientation.
Yeah, the DEI, the whole DEI stuff, right?
The question that I have is, if, okay, let me ask you another question.
Let's say she was the chief of the FBI.
Put her in a bikini.
Right.
Of course, Glenn's going to say that.
Amazing.
Amazing.
Do we really want our eyes to melt, Glenn?
That's the question I would have.
The second question is this.
If she would have been head of the FBI,
would you have been okay with that or still not okay with that?
I would have been, if she had been the head of the FBI,
based on a career of being an EMT,
I would not be okay with that either.
No, no, she was, forget AMT.
She used to be, she's butch, she's a lesbian,
and she's the head of the FBI.
Does she have any sort of,
has she ever worked for the FBI before?
Does she have any?
Yes, she was the head of the FBI.
She was and went all the way up to the head of the FBI.
And now she's changing laterally to the head of the fire department.
Is it because she was an EMT?
What if she was in something else that was like really high up there?
No, no, no, no.
Let's say she was a military.
You need to be a firefighter.
Okay, that's what I'm saying.
It doesn't matter.
she could have been a four-star general in the military,
and to you, that still doesn't matter.
Because she needs to know how to...
Right, that's all I'm saying.
I'm just asking, man.
I'm not knocking you.
I'm just trying to figure out,
is it because she was an EMT.
Watch for this.
I'm guessing it's going to go pretty fucking poorly.
You think so?
I think so.
I think so.
Sean's been talking about predictions.
I'm predicting that this will not go well.
Well, anything DEI doesn't go well,
so I'll agree with you.
but i mean i don't know man those shoulders look pretty broad bro yeah you think she can carry the
organization with those broad shoulders i don't know bro i mean she has a guy like mom donnie behind
her they can carry a lot okay the american communists something or other posted this video and
oh this is really exciting down all right very quick video but watch it watch it tell me if anything
jumps out at you
The American Communist Party.
Did anything jump out at you there?
They're showing all these communists working, you know,
doing a Renault on a kitchen.
Well, first off, there's the guy here who basically,
you can tell just by looking at him,
has basically never held a fucking screwdriver in his life.
But now, here, you see where the hinges are?
Yeah, I do.
and you see him putting the handle
why would that be in there right
why would the handle be on that side
these communists
who need to be taken seriously
because they're hardworking people
put up a video of them renovating a kitchen
and when dude is putting the handles
on the cabinets
he put the handle on the inside of the door
no what's worse is that they filmed it
and put it into the edit
that's what's worse
like the guy
Not only did this guy, not only did this guy not know what he was doing.
The guy videoing him didn't know what he was doing.
The guy who edited it didn't know what he was doing.
The guy who put it up on the internet also didn't know what he was looking at.
This is an 11 second video and you couldn't find 11 seconds of them working competently.
Yeah.
I wish getting more Canadians just saw it like,
at a stream of this constantly.
They need to see what like
these countries and what these
ideologies create with these types of things.
In Soviet Russia, cabinet
opens you. No, you know,
I have a friend. He left Cuba
and he lives here in Ottawa
and we talk and he tells me about
unbelievable stories
about how socialism is just a
nightmare. I mean, it's like people
can live, they'll survive, they're happier
or less, but nothing
is available to them. You go
you go to Cuba you bring them a toothbrush it's like they received like heaven and I'm like
why would we ever want to like invite that into our country toothbrushes
best brer I get the fact you haven't been here for a while but toothbrushes are a good thing
to have in a country I'm I didn't mean that but I see your point and I agree I agree with you
you got me on that one bro I'm having a slow day I'm having I was I was at a result
resort in Cuba once and the power went out and all they could serve us was spaghetti noodles
with ketchup that was what we ate at the resort one day because that was the only food available
was spaghetti noodles with fucking ketchup why didn't you just go fishing in the water
that would have been a good idea could have a cook out on the ocean yeah man on the beach and
everything see that's that's the length of like western potato
brains like you they don't think that far ahead they just think like oh you want to give me
spaghetti and ketchup oh i could do that no problem not not us was we live high life we figure
stuff out not like you guys the trick of it teato here vesper was that i didn't know that i was
only going to be eating fucking spaghetti with ketchup until i sat down there precisely you
didn't know they didn't they forecast it and say hey you know just a heads up
you didn't know when you were literally visiting a country surrounded by water
that was surrounded by water that there's fish in that water
I know that there's fish in that water there's still are fish in that water
but I didn't know that the only thing in all my place is going to be fucking Piscatti
because you're enjoying the Piscetti with ketchup like a good white guy
you don't think like the brown guys like hey let's go out get some fish
there's an ocean all around us no no no
Let's enjoy ketchup and spaghetti.
Okay, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for this to happen to you.
If Eli was here, he would have figured out maybe we could have hunted a wild boar, caught us some kind of fish or something.
Let's take advice.
I digress.
Pirmick on everything.
Okay.
That's all right.
First of all, it's cumin.
Okay?
Just to be fair, it's cumin.
I didn't know you were Mexican.
It's cumin.
All right?
Don't label me.
It's cumin.
Kuman is the king of spices.
All right?
That's it.
yeah
spaghetti with ketchup
there's an ocean around you
I didn't know
I'll figure that next time
I just do what I was told
that's literally
And meanwhile Vespers up in the honeymoon
Sweet making babies
I'm cooman
I'm cooman
Sean is never going to let us back on this together
he's like you're never coming back on
we're going to have to put an R rating
whenever the show starts
well apparently it did get spicy right there
London New Year's Eve
there was a fireworks thing
they sold tickets to the fireworks
that you could go on a certain area
and then they closed off a park
so that people couldn't go to the park
and watch the fireworks for free
they made it illegal
in England to watch the fireworks
without paying for them. Next, next, next.
The memes came out like
crazy. We'd like to remind you that you need to
close your curtains during the fireworks display tonight.
What are you in for? Watching
fireworks for free? I hope
you're not planning on watching the fireworks
for free.
Order of Canada.
Now, there's been a whole lot of people
who got named in this
this year, including
people like Jean-Rour
Bear from Quebec, Quebec, Michelle Whitney Rockley,
Leonard Sheen, Walter John Schroeder, Cindy Schwartz.
Very Clark is on here somewhere, too, by the way.
And also, near the bottom, Nardwar, the human serviette.
Hey, don't knock Nardwar.
Nardwar is the shit.
Nard war.
No, no, no, no, no.
We are not a serious country.
What do you know about him?
do you know that this is the guy that used to
no no forget this this is the dumb yeah yeah i mean i mean here we go here's
this is yeah forget this is something i can tell you about this guy
can i finish a sentence this is the same dude that grilled pretzian
maruni every one of them and all their bullshit policies when he was in high school
and growing up he'd show up and ask these questions he was like the rebel news
at that time now did he sell out maybe well for those of you listening and not
watching, here's a picture of Nardwar with Mark Carney, celebrating the election win.
Yeah, I mean, listen, I'm not saying that the guy can't change.
He could be getting funding from CBC.
Do you remember what he was doing in the lead up to the election?
He was soft campaigning for Carney.
And then it just so happens that when the next round of order of Canada people get nominated,
oh, he's on the list.
Isn't that convenient?
I look, here's the harsh reality that I sometimes.
wonder, and I know you understand it. I'm talking not to you anymore. I'm talking to all the
listeners. Money talks, BS walks. Everyone checks their ideology at the door when you're presented
with a really big check. You got people, senators in America, getting paid 10 grand, 10 measly
grand to sell out the Black Rock. If I walk up to you, whoever you are, whoever you are listening
right now, and I say, hey, put this up on your company wall.
or on the front of your door
or I want you to pass these things along
and you may be like,
I don't believe in any of this liberal mama blah
and they'll say fine,
I'll give you 25K right now.
How many of you would say,
thank you for the 25K,
I will go do what you say.
Not many people would probably do that
because they say I stand by it,
but man, times are tough
and you got to weigh your ideology
versus what you're earning.
I think people like this getting paid off,
bought off,
not a new thing. It's not a unique thing.
There's plenty of people. You got paid off for a fucking lapel
pin. Yeah, but
who cares? How many people get paid off
for less? There's people, there's Canadians. I
know that if I gave them five grand, man,
they'll do almost anything.
That's not really making the argument you think it is.
It is making the argument. You just won't accept
the argument. What are you talking about?
Okay. The liberals, the liberals
have shit all over
the economy to the point where they can buy
people off with lapel pins. And,
And you're saying that's completely understandable.
And cash.
And cash.
And cash.
Wait, are you going to, hold on, one day we need to hold a, a freaking, this is the exact strategy.
This is the exact election strategy in Canada.
Let's buy people off.
Yes.
And then it's free shit.
Well, hold on.
Hold on.
Two's, if it didn't work, then why do they keep getting elected?
I'm saying it's bad.
And you're saying it's understandable.
Yes.
I'm saying it's bad.
We're all going to say.
it's bad that more people don't have moral fortitude but shit man when i eat to feed my kid
my moral fortitude kind of takes a break i'm just saying i'm i'm keeping it real man i'm not
saying i would sell out i've been offered money i didn't need it remember when they were
offering serb and siba and all that stuff i didn't need that money but there's some people they
don't care you think everything that serb and siba was foreigners no dude we got canadians
that game the system too let's not pretend that that didn't happen either right
well let's go to happy news i actually thought somebody message that happy news
no it's the headline it's the headline it's like oh for those of you who didn't notice
this was oh sorry no that wasn't right when we had but here's the thing was when we had charlie angus
up this is what i had underneath it they're not a serious party the nDP can throw a serious party
and there's charlie angus rocking out but here's happy news okay
Two neighboring homes in Red Deer, Alberta
turn their backyards into a shared hockey rink
Every winter for their kids
Wow
Viewing area, a hot tub and a grill
Look at that
How cool is that?
Bro.
Wow.
Dude, it looks professional and everything.
It is pretty fucking professional.
That is so sick.
I mean, you can imagine the dads,
all the kids in the neighborhood.
Oh, they would be there.
Other neighborhoods.
People coming from other neighborhoods.
like that's a place to go yeah bro and a grill and a jacuzzi what yep pvmart so i'm guessing you don't know
i don't know okay all right um it's western canadian um basically farm supply store but like
just a staple of western canada gotcha okay think think like um i don't know uh no no i get what you mean
And it's mostly for farm, like freshly, freshly picked carrots and...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, farm supply store.
Oh, okay.
So we have it here at that.
You get, you get workwear, work gloves.
Yeah, we have, we have something here called Reno Depot, where it's basically everything construction, but half of the place is for farming, basically.
Okay.
All right.
You can get dirt, you can get, like, replacement parts for your, like, machinery.
You can get all these things.
you're really like from the ground up as far as farming goes
i'm not exactly a farmer either right so all right so yeah it's it's just great you
walked in there and just the smell of it oh and anyways they all closed a little while ago
oh no okay um just they went bankrupt ripple effect the lockdowns oh it's for bankrupt they
essentially five and now now they're starting to open back up a couple of them are opening back up
again. So Lecombe, Camrose,
and then West
Lock and Spruce Grove. How they've been
doing, by the way, has there been like an influx
of people supporting them? It's only been a
couple weeks, man. I know, but have you
heard anything? I haven't heard. This is all
I've heard about it. Just Marty, shout out
to Marty, Marty posted this.
And I was like, that's the happy news
right there. And then here's some more, well,
happy news, but also fuck this guy.
In
May, Grandpa David
from Alberta won a million dollars on a lot of
649 he's won four different times 250 grand 12 years ago half a million in august
2024 a million in november 2024 and a million in may 2025 and meanwhile you got
people that like their whole lives they've never won once yeah so like hey good on you
but also at the time you fucking prick hey man just go open a somali daycare you'll make what he made
in like a month.
Yeah, a week.
Yeah.
Not to make light of that.
Well, by the way, that's something we didn't cover.
Ilhan Omar is now under like tremendous pressure because they're like, how did you come in with $40,000 and now you have $40 million?
And so they're thinking about auditing her.
If you can you imagine.
If they audit her and they find out that she was getting kickbacks from Somalian refugees, what that would mean, bro.
who that would
it has to happen under Trump
I'm seeing a ton of MAGA
just lose their mind that Trump is
he they're all like look dude
this is the final straw
you better crack down on this
we're not taking anything
like we we went soft on you
for the Epstein stuff
but this is something no way
you need to crack on this
I mean you got Musk
on X calling Waltz a traitor
a treasonous traitor
I'm just I'm looking
forward to seeing how this all falls apart.
I think it's going to be great.
You think so? You think it's going to fall apart in Trump's
presidency? It has to. It has to fall in his presidency. It can't not.
There's too much daylight on it. That's the thing.
Yeah. I mean, even Musk, who's had like his run-ins with Trump is now
supporting Trump in his midterms because he's like,
I don't like the guy, but the alternative is basically
way worse. Freedom of speech. And that's how first past the post works.
You don't vote for who you like. You vote against who you hate the most.
basically all right but yeah so that's the stories this week folks so thanks for tuning in
vespers thank you thank you oh it's my pleasure always my pleasure it's enjoyable to sit
with a westerner and talk about things that require intelligence i'm sure you learned a few things
uh i'll i'll i'll teach you the alphabet next time we get on uh but i i couldn't i didn't have
time right now you know we had to talk a lot of time nor the crayons
I want you to
everyone to know
Tews is like the most
authentic dude in the world
Tews just I want to give a little bit of background
on you that not everybody knows
Tews calls me sometimes
and he is the most genuine
person he's always asking me how I'm doing
how my family is doing
he calls he's gifted
me a wonderful book
on economics because he basically
thinks I'm illiterate and I don't understand how to do
mathematics and understand the economy
you haven't talked to me about how the books
going, I'm guessing you are illiterate.
I am. I am. I'm secretly illiterate.
I just keep books here just to look smart to people that come here.
But that's not the point.
The point is he is an absolutely genuine person.
He's not pretending who he is.
He is actually this great of a dude.
And his comedy is even funnier when he's not in front of a camera.
So I just want to, I want everyone to know I'm dispelling this.
And believe me, if anyone's going to shit on this guy, it's me.
He really is one of the most authentic people.
And I'm always glad to be on a space with you, dude, in chat.
Well, thank you very much, Vesper.
Cool.
It's, uh, you're somebody I'm glad to call a friend.
Same here, man.
All right.
Listen, I guess we've got to get going.
Yeah, yeah.
So one more time, the new slogan of the show, I guess.
Create a me, he frotter.
I got to figure out how to pronounce that.
Trust me, bro.
Cre de me frater.
That you need a little bit of that French in you, you know, like,
it's Latin, it's not French.
Well, what do you think French is from?
what do you think english is from german germanic no it has latin in it but it's
but french is mostly latin english is half latin okay all right so you're gonna okay well okay
so why why would it be french then and not spanish or portuguese or italian well
portuguese is not latin they're they're all the the no that's not spanish is not
Portuguese. I get the fact
that Spanish is not Portuguese.
But the point is that they all got the same
daddy, which is Latin.
And so why are you saying that the
French twist on it is better
instead of like... Well, I mean, I don't know.
I think French is the most noble of all the
Latin languages. It's just
it sounds nicer. And it's just
I mean, didn't you ever watch the Matrix
where the Marevindian shows? Yeah, yeah.
That was the most bullshit fucking scene.
No, he says it's in a movie.
It's the only redeeming
quality of that scene was the fact that Monica Balucci was there at her absolute prime.
Okay, fine.
But the Merovingian is right.
French is literally the most noble language of the Latin languages.
The only one more noble would be Latin itself.
The only thing French sounds like is you've got a mouthful of chocolate sauce and gravel.
There's a reason, dude, and I'm not talking about Westman.
Listen, I'm not talking about.
Western woman because Western women don't buy anything French like when you
talk to them in front I can't I will never be able to woo in Albertan woman by
saying bonjour my cheery commons are you from Quebec get the hell on out of here
that's just she's gonna basically tell me to do but every other place in the world
when I speak French it's like you know twinkles in their eyes because it's just
been it's the language of love Paris Paris is the place of love the Eiffel Tower the
wine, the baguettes, you know what I mean?
The surrendering, the German occupations, yeah, I kind of, I kind of doubt Vesper that
that you speaking a few words in surrender ease makes women wetter than a Calgary water main.
You're right. Listen, they're immune. I don't deny it. Everybody west of Quebec is maybe
Ontario I'd say he's immune to French at this point there's no romance here there's no
romance I agree but dude listen I don't want to keep you I got to get going through but
all right but I do what I want you to know that this has been a blast man and uh shout out to
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