Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 201

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

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to the mashup. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. Easter west up or down side to side. I sit to stand and fall to fly. I've all of my impulsive plans. Popping locking salsa dances on demand. I follow leading off the map and stop the chatter, scream happily. Welcome to the mashup.

Welcome to the mashup. Welcome to the mashup. Welcome to the mashup. Welcome to the mashup. Greetings, everyone. Thanks for coming by. You're joined today by Tews, and apparently that's it, Because the phone rang 10 seconds ago and Sean, pew, gone.

Okay, so everybody knows that I'm always at the forefront of trying to issue as many corrections as possible, the benefit of the doubt, any time I'm even like partially wrong. And I was completely wrong about immigration this entire time. Took Mrs. Tews to a concert this week. floor seats drove into Calgary for it, went to the Saddle Dome. And I love concerts. I love live music. And every time I've ever gone to hundreds of concerts in my life,

I always end up directly behind some six and a half foot tall mongoloid bastard who completely blocks all view of everything. Not this time. Not this time. Almost the entire floor was. South Asian immigrants, tiny little people. I was a head taller than just about every single person there. It was phenomenal.

I had this like periscope view of everything. I was the giant Mongoloid bastard at that concert. And it's wonderful. I get the fact that it's not all pros. And there are a few cons, maybe like drivers, for example, but twos is pro immigration. And we need more concerts full of tiny people. All right, this is the part where Sean would usually come in, but he's not here right now.

So we are going to get right into the Coots 6.5. Woman charged in Surrey NICU assault granted bail, then arrested again. Kevin says, by the way, the concert was in the land of Oz. No, no, no, no, no. Like I said, it was in Calgary. all right so this lady well um reportedly giving three babies skin to skin contact um she just like randomly went into

you know sometimes women get a little bit baby crazy this lady's crazy for other people's babies she basically broke into the NICU and was taking babies out of the incubators and hugging them and then got kicked out got arrested got given $500 bail and then immediately arrested again. This is not a serious country. These, this is, this is like when serial killers start off by murdering pets and things like

that. Okay, she's breaking into an EQU and just wants to hold premature babies. There's one, that cogs got to turn one more notch over and it's going to go a place very dark. Mark my words, this lady is going to be eating children or some fucking thing like that two years from now and you heard it here first. So that's what's going on with the Coot 6.5. Now, happy Airborne Friday to all those who celebrate. And if you guys have any community notes, leave them in the comments. We'll get to them at the end.

I don't know where we're at with any preloaded ones because it's just me. It's just me. Fucking Sean. All right. Well, let's get right into it. So, um, Let's start off with a little pro-immigration stuff. India's ambassador to Canada is looking to expand Canada's infinite Indian strategy.

This is from Table Salt, calling for Nexus-style cards so that Canadians can access Canada more rapidly. And recently, the government of Canada announced scholarships for Indian nationals. It was $150 or $250 million at the University of Toronto. Chris Simpson and us were talking about it a few weeks ago. This is crazy. Just imagine that, imagine this were any other countries. Like, let's say Canada wanted to make a deal with Jamaica.

And they said, we're going to send you as many fucking Canadians as you want. Like, what? Why? Wait, wait, you just want to just ship all of your citizens, all the people who like make you money and, and are there to facilitate the services and everything like that. You just want them all gone? Like, just imagine we, I don't know, 10 years ago, we go to Jamaica and we say, hey, we want to send a whole bunch of Canadians over.

He'd be like, oh, man, that is great. It's the best news ever. But if you were to do it today, they'd be like, are you crazy, man? We don't want any of them East Indians. And that's what would happen. This is, like, just imagine how weird this is. This is like giving your own kids up for adoption on. I don't like the analogy, but the point is, is like, why would you, why would you just be like,

hey, we're going to make it easier for all of our citizens to fuck off and never come back? And why is that not a red flag to anybody at all in Ottawa? It just baffles me. The final four petition efforts to recall United Conservatives fall short, fall well short. So all of the UCP recall legislation petitions have been, they just didn't they didn't make the grade they fucking sucked

this is Mickey Amory there were 500 signatures on the petition for his removal and according to the organizers of these things apparently the big reason why they failed is a lack of civil knowledge amongst the electorate

most of them don't even know who their MLAs are and you know what to be fair I've heard that from people in the UCP time and again. Heard it from Maverick Party guys, like federal, provincial, it doesn't even matter. They just vote for whatever,

they vote for whatever color they want it to be. It's very racist if you ask me. This is fun. Warren's executed at homes of former Calgary mayor and current counselor, Jody Gondack, who basically set a fucking record for being the only Calgary mayor

in the last 75 years to fail to win a second. term. And not only did she fail to win a second term, she got the fucking bronze. Not just one, uh, challenger beat her, but two of them did. This is how bad of a job she did. Although the RCMP just swooped in and took her phone from her house and also, uh, from one of the current, uh, serving Calgary council, uh, city counselors. But there's no real details on what or why. And so everybody's obviously just assuming it's either. some idiot green slash fund or some stupid DEI money wandering bullshit.

Probably going to be fair. Maybe it's going to be both. Wouldn't that be fun if it was like solar panels for underprivileged lesbian Mexican amputees with hair lips? Ooh, and male pattern baldness. You know, because they're transgender too. Yeah. And then it just so happened that she got rich. on the side. We're taking back control. Carney defends his record on immigration after damning

audit report. We're taking back control, Carney says, of immigration. Who the fuck is in control of immigration, you liberal piece of shit? Who, who are you taking back control from? Are they giving it back willingly? Are you going to have to fight them over it? Is there going to be, you guys should arm wrestle, just right over the top. What I told. turn my hat around. It's like I'm flipping a switch. This is what you need. Whoever you are taking back control of immigration from Mark Carney, you and your oddly faced wife need to arm wrestle them and they're presumably also oddly faced wife. You need to just have a clear villain in this. That's what all the liberals are always about all the time. We need a clear villain. It's either

the Albertans or President Trump or whoever, it's inflation. It's something intangible. I want to see you arm wrestle. And that's how you take back control of this. Over the top, turn your hat around. It's like you're flipping a switch. Glenn says some sort of a community note, some asshole from the left coast, one, two thirds of it.

I don't know what he's talking about. But anyway, on to the next one. I don't know why I put this here. not supposed to be here. This should be like happy news. But a second sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at underground megastructure. This is, this might be a second sphinx. A sphinx, it might be there. And so we got a situation where nobody's ever really looked at the pyramids and everything's all geometrical and everything's all sacred numbers and geometrical this and everything that. They've got this tablet with two sphinx on it.

And nobody thought to sphink for themselves that, hey, maybe you know what? I spink we should dig over there and maybe we could find ourselves another sphinx. What do you spink about it? And so there's two things going for them on this theory. One is that the sphinx that we know about is sitting in a fairly deep depression. You can see it here. When you look at the picture taking level with the bottom of the pyramid, it's basically just nose, ears pop it out the top. And then the second thing is that they found when they looked at it

geometrically, which it's the fucking pyramids. Why are you not? Has nobody ever thought to do this before? Like, why has nobody been like, hey, you know what? These are like some of the largest, most famous structures ever created. Each one of these is almost as huge as Nahed Nenshi's fat ass. And nobody thought, let's dig around this a little while and see if we can find at least some fucking trinkets or something. But they looked and they said, okay, where the sphinx is offset from the great pyramid, what if we look at the pyramid next to it with a mirrored offset? And it turns out that what's there is a bunch of hardened sand. So not like sandstone, but like over the geologic, partway along the geological process of becoming sandstone. So something got big.

buried or well it's just it's sand that's just piled up and it's starting to harden and nobody thought what if we just kind of knock some of it away but they did some underground scans and apparently there might be a second sphinx there how cool would that be especially considering it was lying right under their noses the whole damn time made Sean's back he can just sit there quietly stay in the corner you've earned this detention so PPSO. Morning toes. Good morning, Sean.

Glad you could finally join us. Hey, I'll throw this out to the audience, okay? I'm late for the first time ever on a mashup. It's only taken 201. First time ever. And I'm sitting talking to Neil Oliver. So I'm watching you downstairs. And I'm like talking to Neil Oliver and I'm like, this is funny.

Like if I'm going to miss, this is a pretty good reason. Carry on. I'm enjoying the show. All right. Fair enough. Okay. So medical certificates of death in the maid context. This is from the CPSO, which is some Ontario idiot bullshit organization. I don't even know it stands for other than Ontario. When completing a medical certificate of death for a person to whom maid has been administered, the illness, disease, or disability leading to the request for maid is to be recorded as the cause of death. The certificate cannot include any reference to maid or the medications administered. Now, this is wonderful because, as you know, the bureaucrats here are fucking retarded. They're idiots. And they never think passed into the ripple effects.

So they say, okay, well, you know what? We want to make made as accessible as possible. And we want to normalize it as much as we can. So the death certificates can't have made or anything about made or how they killed the person on there. They can't say guillotine. for example, if that's what they're using. They can't say carbon monoxide poisoning. They can't say economic collapse.

They have to say whatever was leading up to it. And that's the beauty of this. Do you guys remember back in the day when there was that military lady who kept on calling and she was asking for a wheelchair ramp and they offered her maid instead? if she'd have taken it under these rules, her cause of death would have been bureaucratic entanglement delaying wheelchair ramp installation. That guy who was also a veteran who was experiencing some hearing loss and wanted to get a hearing aid and they offered a maid, if he'd have taken that, it would have been cause of death hearing loss.

That doesn't make any sense unless you happen to live beside a train. okay this is the the goofy things that are going to pop out in death certificates because of this are going to be absolutely wonderful that guy who just got made a few weeks ago because of seasonal depression um seasonal adult depression or whatever is that sad his cause of death is literally going to be sad why did he die well it's here on the death certificate and and they made, they put it in bold. He was very sad. He died of sadness. You know what they get to show? Like Natalie Pardman at the end of his avenge of the Sith. What's that? Well, the thing everybody's pointing to with Maine, right, is that the numbers keep going up, right?

The government literally helping kill their citizens. And if they do this, all jokes aside, they'll be able to show that less people are using Maine because then there will be no record of it. I don't know if that's the case. Because I mean, it's going to be a little bit fucking and suspicious when the graph keeps going up, up, up, up, up, up, and then drops right off. COVID. I mean, come on. I mean, that's fair. That's fair.

This is a bureaucratic fix. They have a problem. The graphic is going up and up and up. And people are starting to point out like, that isn't good. Oh, wait. Track two numbers are starting to increase too. People's deaths aren't reasonably foreseeable. Well, what we'll do is we'll just put the cause of death as they were old or whatever

little thing they have there. and then we'll just get rid of the word made. Now they can't keep track of the statistics and they can't point out the fact it's crazy that we're killing our own citizens. Well, I mean, some of them are... Seems like a bureaucratic fix if I'm being honest.

Okay, all right. It's possible. I feel like on the one hand, I would be astounded if they were that fucking dumb that they think that would work. On the other hand, A, they are that dumb and B, it would.

So, maybe. But just to finish off my bit about this, that guy who applied for maid for his wife because he was tired of taking care of her. Her cause of death is going to be husband tired of dealing with her. This is the Pandora's box that they are opening by having the underlying reason for wanting maid rather than the actual cause of death. you are going to see some wild death certificates in Canada in the next little while. And I am here for every second of it. Now, this is interesting. Doug Ford, Frantzwallagle, Scott Moe and Daniel Smith have sent a joint letter to Mark Carney calling for provinces to have a formal, meaningful role in appointing judges to Canada's top courts.

I don't think the leaders of Alberta, Saskatchewan, Ontario, and fucking Quebec have ever been signatories to the same fucking document at all in the history of this country. And that's interesting. Like, they're not all on the Constitution because fucking Quebec didn't sign it. You know, the original, the original stuff at Confederation didn't have Alberta and Saskatchewan. on it because they weren't expropriated yet. And so I think this might be the first document ever in Confederation that they all signed. And that's weird. That's interesting because here's the thing that Mark Carney doesn't realize is that if you

run into an asshole first thing in the morning, you ran into an asshole. But if you run into assholes all day long, you're the asshole. And if every fucking province wants to separate. And if every fucking province is saying Ottawa needs to quit fucking us over, And every fucking province with completely disparate agendas, beliefs, perspectives is saying Ottawa's being a dick. There's a fairly decent chance that Ottawa is being a dick. Now, here's from Chris Sims.

Our good friend Chris Sims at Canadian Taxpayers Federation. Shut up to Chris Sims. Thanks, Sean. Thanks, Sean. Good to have you here. All right. In its latest ratings report, CBC News Network posted in an audience. of 1.7%.

Now the preamble in this is that CBC gets $1.4 billion a year. CBC News Network has an audience of 1.7% and it actually breaks down some regional stuff. It talks about how in Toronto

data show local NBC news or local CBC news is watched by about 49,000 people or 0.74% of the population of the city. Here's and and in Calgary, 4,000 viewers or about 0.25%. So 25 out of every 10,000 people in Calgary.

Watch CBC. What Chris Sims missed here, a tiny bit disappointed in her, but she did keep it apples to apples, so that's all right. But the surrounding areas were omitted. because you would think reasonably that if you've got CBC Calgary and then I don't know I'm not a huge expert because I don't watch the fucking show

and then CBC Edmonton the population you should be drawing from for that 4,000 viewers shouldn't be Calgary proper it should be half the fucking province which makes the numbers even worse nobody's watching CBC anymore they could

you know the funny thing is that CBC could do a whole fucking article, a whole news report on this, talking about how nobody watches their show. And they wouldn't get any pushback from it because nobody would ever see it. Nobody would ever know it happened. Now,

I don't know. Do you know who this is, Sean? Natalie Provost. The Quebec or my thinking Gun control crazy lady. All right. So she's

upset. because Pollyev was pointing out that they're banning guns that are used to shoot gophers and pop cans and ducks. Here's what she has to say about that. That's where you use at Park Toppec. I don't feel I am a duck or a gopher or a pop can.

Well, you can't argue with that. I hope she doesn't say anything else that's crazy towards the end of the video. I wonder if she'll do anything else that's crazy towards the end of the video. Let's fast forward. And let's just say, see if she does anything else that's crazy.

Oh my goodness. What's going to happen? Do you know what the weapon was? No, I don't. Not a promo. What do you make of the arts? Did you see that? Folks at home, did you see what just happened?

Natalie Provost, the rookie MP, just pushed the minister in charge of this whole thing out of the fucking way so that she could get the microphone. Out of the way. Thank you, Sean. That was great. So Natalie Provost is getting a little bit unhinged. Now, the backstory here is that 26,000 of the literal millions of firearm owners in this country

have submitted an average of two firearms per person for this buyback, which is, by the way, logically incorrect because it's not, you can't buy it back if you never sold it to somebody in the first place. Canadians did not buy their firearms from Ottawa. They did not buy them from the liberals, and they sure as fuck did not buy them from either of these fucking idiots. So it's not really technically a buyback. It's a fucking confiscation.

And so they're looking down the barrel of receiving 51,000 firearms. And if the pilot project in Cape Browell, was any indication? They're getting a whole bunch of old broken junk, which actually would be perfect because they could use it for the military because that's all we use in our military right now. Anyway,

a guy by the name of Sheridan Ellingson, interesting name, probably sounds like a great dude. Good morning, fellas. By the way, if nothing else, Quebec, fuck off. I like that guy. Do you listen to my Daniel Turp interview from earlier this week? No, I actually have. haven't seen any of your stuff from this week.

I have been, um, Quebec MP, Quebec MNA. Very interesting. Just saying. Okay. All right. Well, for those of you who haven't checked it out yet, one more time, what was the guy's name? Daniel Terp.

Because you're telling Quebec, you're telling Quebec to fuck off. And I'm like, it's interesting. Probably just talk to them and, uh, talk to the people who are trying to leave. and learn some things and work together. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, Tews. Carry on. Yeah, but they could still be your enemy at the same time. Carry on, Tews.

Now, I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with what happened this week or not. But a very sad and horrible thing took place in fucking Quebec. So what had happened was, was that a CEO, of one of our major airlines. He issued a statement and it wasn't in French. And this resulted in early reports were over 84 complaints to the language police in fucking Quebec. Excuse me.

And then that was later updated to over 800 and some. It's probably not even all of them yet. This chief executive officer of a company based, in Quebec. Issued a statement in only English. And it's just, it's frankly unacceptable. Sean, to your point, we need to work with these people. We need to be more understanding of them.

In fact, I am going to eat a croissant for the rest of this segment. So he's actually being called the parliament now. He needs to speak with Mark Carney and sit down in front of our elected representatives and explain to them why. Despite having a very French name, it's like, Bachel, or some fucking thing, okay?

He still doesn't know French. He lives in Montreal. He still doesn't know French. And then when it comes time to him, for him to make a statement, he's incapable of doing it, Awfonsei. And it's just, it's sad,

it's completely unacceptable. Honestly, My heart goes out to everybody in and quack over this. It's just completely reprehensible. That it's honestly, without a doubt, the worst thing that happened this week, the thoughtlessness of this CEO issuing a statement in English for a company that has the Canada flag on it.

I just, I don't even recognize this country. I don't even recognize this country anymore, Sean. It's horrible. Can you believe the audacity of that motherfucker? And people are very rightly upset on this. And they need to keep their eye on the ball. Just avoid all the distractions. People are going to tell you about like,

oh, this is a big deal and that's a big deal. None of it matters. He is working in Quebec for a company based in Quebec, and he issued a statement in English. And that's all we need to. care about right now. It's all I care about. I'm not even hungry right now.

I'm full. I had a decent size breakfast. And still, because this is so important, I am here, do you think I want to eat a croissant while I'm trying to talk on a podcast? I bet you the audio sucks. But this is an important sacrifice that I am making to show exactly the scale of disappointment and outrage that everybody in the beautiful province of Quebec

should and probably is feeling right now and like all six of the people in the other parts of the country who speak French I bet you they're all equally outraged about this you can't just you can't just speak English you can't just try and say like oh you know what the entire industry speaks English as a literal requirement of the industry worldwide and I'm going to issue a statement in English. What kind of flimsy fucking excuse is that?

Or you say, like, I work for a company that has people all over Canada. Well, you know what? People all over Canada were really looking forward to hearing a bunch of gobbledy gook bullshit that they can't understand from a guy who sounds like he's chewing on marbles dipped in peanut butter. And you deprive them of that. and there is no getting away from that. You can't unfuck that goat.

And now we are going to have to remember the tragedy of this week for the rest of our lives. A statement in English? Get the fuck out of here. I just, I can't believe I am so mad at this, at this fucking guy. No amount of equalization is going to fix this. And so that's all I have to say about that today.

Now, on an unrelated note, I want to talk about polar bears in the Calgary Zoo. The Wilder Institute slash Calgary Zoo imports translator to help French-Canadian polar bear feel more at home. This is a great feel-good story. I love this. I love this. They get a French polar bear. They got the Yelly, the 20-year-old polar bear,

arrived in Calgary a little over a week ago came from the Zuz Savage de Saint-Falician in Quebec, where the care team worked with him using French cues during training. And as we all know, the Ursus Maritimus, the polar bear is very well known for collaborating with humans, working with them. And so in an effort to help this polar bear get better used to life, out in the West, they actually imported a French translator for the polar bear. And I think this is great.

I think we should take everybody in this country who speaks French and put all of them in polar bear cages. I see no downside to this. This should almost be the happy news. Sean had to step out for a minute, but that's okay. I don't know if you guys heard about what happened with Ellen Richardson, but he, beat the shit out of an idiot

limey neighbor of his and then the guy wanted to press charges and the original video which has since been taken down presumably because it was selectively edited showed him beating the shit out of his neighbor but it turns out there's a bit more to it than that

so here's here's the guy jumping out in front of Richson's motorcycle which then gets dumped and then it happens again and it happens again. And then, finally, Richson has enough of it.

He's out motorbiking with his kids. And he grabs a dude and starts feeding him. Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. Okay, well, the body cam footage sucks. But the point is, is that the guy from Reacher

had some idiot neighbor of his just get in his way and then he just eventually had to beat the shit out of him the guy isn't pressing charges because he was committing reckless endangerment at the time, although Ellen Richardson has since declined to press charges.

Like how does this guy not watch television? Like even if you don't like Amazon Prime, you've got to realize that this is the dude. This is the guy. This dude just beats the crap out of stupid people all day long. And you're like, oh, you know what?

I could take him. I could handle this. No, no, no, no. Like his job. I get the fact that it's acting. But they didn't get a fucking midget to do this. They didn't get some quadruple amputee. They got this absolute fucking giant beefcake of a dude to star in this show.

And I'm willing to bet that his giant ham-sized fists have pack a lot of punch behind them. Because dude's like 6-3 and almost 300 pounds. without a shred of fat on him. So this is what this is what dude looked like after the fact. This is what happens when you try and fuck up Jack Reacher. I can't believe that someone actually had to just be like, I was so surprised by this.

I was shocked. It's amazing how dumb people are and it's too bad. It's too bad. It's just a damn shame that they don't meet the consequences of their actions more often. Now we're going to do a little bit with driver. Sean, let's go back to Sean here for a second. Sean is gone. Z is dead.

Sean is gone. Okay. So here's some drivers this week. Check out this action. This is a semi-truck which managed to squish several vehicles, including itself, underneath an overpass. I have a theory. I feel like the people in this country who are pushing home.

hardest for mass immigration are probably the same people who do the remedial construction on damaged overpasses. It's the only thing that makes sense at this point. It's definitely not the insurance companies, I'll tell you that. They're probably wanting to close the borders more than rural Alberta does. Now, okay, I'm going to turn on you guys, you just, the, the Alberta accent, phenomenal. Ladies and gentlemen, what we've got here, It's highway to Alberta and full fucking send of the year.

Holy shit falls. One dirty big old fucking truck. Ha ha ha ha ha. Jumped the fucking meridian and fucking ended up down there. Holy fuck is that awesome. Beauty. he fucking mick center holy shitballs

nice fucking work bud i mean do you not love that guy's classic canadian or albertan accent it's just it's wonderful and uh yeah no word yet on what the nationality of that uh said driver was this is fake it's a i but i love it

breaking saskatoon to install all giant foam poon loodles on all overpasses, city admits willing to try anything at this point. And that's, that's exactly, like, just this is, this is the state of the country. Now, for those of you sending in your laughing emojis right now, they're very much appreciated, but you might want to hold off a moment because this is the headline.

quadruple ampute professional cornhole player faces murder charges. And so what happened here, let me sum this up. So a quadruple ampute professional cornhole player has been charged with murder and related offenses over a Charles County shooting on March 22nd. Dayton James Weber, 27 of Laplata, Maryland, was arrested in Charlottesville Virginia? VA, I'm guessing Virginia. I'm not a yank.

And was reigned in Charles County for the fatal shooting of 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells. First off, anybody whose name is Bradrick, probably a decent reason to shoot them just because of that. He was arrested at a Virginia hospital and faces first and second degree murder charges

while he awaits extradition to Charles County. Now, let's see here. According to the county sheriff's office, he's accused of, intentionally accused of, here's what he's been charged with. This is, if you think this can't yet any sillier folks. According to the statement of charges filed by Detective M. Biglow of the county sheriff's office, Dayton Weber picked up two witnesses from work in a vehicle with Bradrick Wells already in the front passenger seat. The document states that while driving, an argument broke out between Weber and

in Wells. Let me just hit the key points on that. This quadruple amputee was driving the vehicle while somebody else was riding shotgun, a guy named Brad Rick. And the statement about all of these things about the quadruple amputee committing murder was done by a guy named Detective Bigelow. They just found the guy with the funniest fitting name and said you're releasing a press statement. See, it gets better. Because how did he kill them? the guy. Well, the witnesses identified the charging documents as W1 and W2 told that Weber, the quadruple amputee pulled out a firearm and shot Wells twice in the head during the argument. The quadruple amputee who was driving the vehicle took out a pistol.

How do you fit a stump through the trigger guard? How do you pull the trigger of a gun? How do you reach the gas pedals? You might think, okay, well, this is, this is, you know, maybe he's like a quadruple amputee, but, but, you know, maybe it's just like, you know, missing a few fingers or something like that or maybe he got his pecker blown off. No, no, no, no, no, no, this guy, how this guy managed to do all this stuff? I am, come.

Look at this guy. This guy doesn't. He's Lieutenant Dan times double. He's double Dan. This dude ain't got no legs. He ain't got no arms. And this dude, however he managed to fire a pistol with no hands, no arms, no thumbs, I'm totally stumped. This is insane.

How did he even do? Like, I just want to see a true crime documentary where they just, you know, like, to do one. Well, I wouldn't know. how to produce one of those, but I want to see an enactment of this. I need to know how the fuck any of this happened. So he shoots the guy in the head twice.

So not only did he manage to fire the pistol, but he's also fairly accurate with it. Then he stops the car, and the two people who are riding in the back seat, he tells them to get out and take the body out. They're like, he says, get, pull the body out of the car. because apparently that's the only thing this guy can't do. And then they said, no, we're not doing that. And they took off running flagged down police.

And later on, the body was found just left in somebody's front yard. And then they arrested this guy later on in a car with no fucking body in it. So apparently he can actually do it now that I'm saying it all out loud at once. So how, how? I just, I need to have, I need like an unsolved mystery's Robert St. voiceover detailing exactly how a dude with no fucking arms

shot a dude twice in the head and moreover how he was driving a fucking car like was it hot wheels what I've so I've so many more questions than answers this is absolutely baffling

so for those of you who don't know I told Sean a couple days ago I said if you see anything on the internet about a quadruple amputee you need to just shut that shit down. Don't look at it. Don't read it. We need to cover this on the mashup.

And you need to look at it with a fresh set of eyes because I have no idea how this, any of this took place. All I got to say is the premier's team needs to learn when to call because I can't, I'm like looking down. And I'm like, ah, crap. I got to, you know,

we're learning a valuable lesson this Friday twos that this show that I'm about to put on, that you're going to be emceeing. the mashup has to do a Wednesday night, a Tuesday night on the week of, because there's so much stuff going on. Although, in saying that, I always wonder when people try them in and they go, I just hopped in, I couldn't, I got, you know, I missed the start.

And you roll into a quadruple, what did you say, quadruple amputee? Quadruple amputee. Like, not only that. And I'm like, I don't even know what to say at this point, although I'm just buckling up for the train that is to the, twos is a wagon. Isn't that what you told me last night? Tuesday is a wagon, folks. And I tell you what, the mashup 201,

happy airborne Friday to all the military boys. And thank you for tuning in. And I'm glad to be here. But twos is a wagon this week. That's what 201 is. I'm just going to sit back, wait for my phone to go off again that I have something else I have to deal with. But this is fantastic. I mean, I'm just like, I walk in.

I'm like, I don't even know what the hell is going on right now. Tuesday is talking about some quadruple amputee. about driving and shooting a guy and showing a video of them playing. What was that? Bags? Cornhole. Cornhole. Like, what is happening right now?

How does this guy wipe his ass? How do we go from made and then changing it that you could be like, oh, we're just going to say it was sadness on the death certificate to a quadruple amputee murder? I'm like, what did I? Is this what happens to people? I want to see that on the show. And you go and then you come back and you're like, what is going on? Carry on.

Okay. Literally, when they arrested him, because they, well, I mean, there was no fingerprints on the gun, right? But when they arrested him, they took his stump prints. Because he's got no arms. And so they literally were just like, okay, just rub your, your remnants of your elbow into this ink. And then, uh, downhill, no brakes, runaway wagon. Yeah.

No, this is just, it's absolutely baffling. Now, I want to know if you got a call from Daniel Smith's team while we were doing the mashup, what were we talking about at the time? What were we talking about? Yeah, yeah. Like, where they're like, oh, we need to stop them from talking about this. It was the French, we were just coming off the plane running into the emergency vehicle and you eat it. There was a plane that ran into something?

Yeah. Oh, that's horrible. That's horrible. I mean, all we were talking about was the statement in English. You know, which still to this day, like even, even afterwards. Here's the great thing from where I sit, okay? I've been a little bit stressed, okay? Because, you know, you got people.

For those who care, I missed the start of the show because Neil Oliver got in and I still hadn't talked to him. And then he called the room and I'm like, holy crap. I got to run and meet Neil quick because I got to make sure he knows where to be and what to do. Then, you know, okay, so that's one thing. Super cool. So Neil Oliver's here. And then, uh,

you know, could something happen in the world where Daniel Smith doesn't show up tomorrow? It's possible. Well, I just talked to her team. That doesn't seem like it's possible. We're waiting on two more speakers to arrive, Martin Armstrong, who's on the plane right now, and Sam Cooper, who's on the plane right now. So things are progressing quite nicely. And if you're coming to the Cornerstone Forum, it will, I don't know if it's a runaway wagon. It won't be a runaway wagon in the sense that twos is a runaway wagon. But it's going to be a wagon tomorrow. It's going to be a ton of fun. There is some people here that I'm looking forward to hearing and seeing on stage.

And Neil Oliver, for a lot of you, is going to be super cool. Got to give him a hug this morning. He's like, Sean, like, it is accent that I can't do. And he is super cool. It's good to see you. That's right. But it's not oatmeal. Neil, if you're listening, I'm sorry.

I love you. Anyway, anyway, I'm really looking forward to me. It's great. Okay. So, all right. No, I mean, hopefully we don't have any other crazy stuff to talk about this weekend. Oh, wait. So from FBI, Los Angeles, because none of them are getting arrested in Canada.

A gentleman by the name of Guramit Sidu. And actually, I had somebody talk to me about my East Indian accent. So they love the fact that, well, I've had a few people talk to me about the fact that I've been doing it. But this one in particular said that I was doing it. at high-pitched because I normally would have said something like, good a meat, see-doo. And apparently, I need to just, you know, bring it down an octave or two. So I'm going to try that. It's important to have language coaches, especially as we become sort of, I'd say melting pot, but we're kind of just like, we're muffins where, you know, the blueberries don't ever get

absorbed into the rest of it. Anyways, the blueberry muffin pot that is Canada. Go to meet Sidu, 62 of Brampton, Ontario, a Canadian national, pleaded guilty today to leading a criminal organization that during... I think I just got kicked out, but maybe I'm back. During a roughly one month span, one month span, trafficked from the United States into Canada, hundreds of kilos of meth and cocaine worth up to $17 million. He's the lead defendant in a 23-count federal indictment targeting a drug trafficking organization. He's been in federal custody since October 24 after being extradited from Canada. Canada wouldn't even prosecute this guy. They just sent him to the states.

We're very, very lax on crime. Okay. Now you might think, okay, well, this should be the end of it. Canada is going to learn its lesson. Hold my fucking beer, folks. From the immigration refugee and citizenship Canada political, bureaucratic bullshit thing. Canada is seeking skilled professionals through the express entry categories. These are the express entry.

If you fit one of these categories, you get moved to the top of the list of moving into Canada. Medical doctors, researchers, and senior managers with Canadian work experience. Workers with French language proficiency. It's about damn time they finally got their day in the sun. Healthcare and social services professionals, tradespersons, educators, professionals and STEM occupations, in STEM occupations and professionals in transport occupations. The government of Canada has decided that we do not have enough immigrant drivers on the road and that we need to expedite.

Not only do we need to allow them in, but we need more people of other dissent and nationality on our roads. I swear to God, the, The people lobbying for this, if you went and you found the paperwork, the paper trail exists somewhere, the lobbyists that are putting this forward are the people who do repair work on the overpasses in this country. Here's a perfect example of this exact same thing in action. This is the kind of stuff that 10 years ago you would laugh about seeing in some random

video from Laos. And now we've got it in Canada. Look at this. This is how people are transporting their lumber. Oh, this is weird news. A lawyer in Edmonton has been disbarred after being found guilty on six citations, including sexually harassing employees, sending a client's sex video to a job applicant. I can't have read that right.

Sorry. Sending a client's sex video to a job applicant. No, he did. He did. That's literally what had happened. Tews, can you read that one more time? Can you read that one more time? A lawyer in Edmonton has been disbarred after being found guilty on six citations,

including sexually harassing employees, sending a client's sex video to a job applicant. What? Sending a client's sex video. So presumably this client's sex video was some sort of evidence or something like that. And he sent that sex video. to somebody applying to work at his law firm. So somebody submitted a resume and they said,

I would like to work here, please. And he said, look at these boobs. And for some reason, the Law Society of Alberta took umbrage with this. And they have since disbarred him. And so anyway, so that is the end of the law career for a guy by the name,

of Gherpreet Singh Gill. So no more Bob's in Vigine for that guy. Now we've got an update on this. Man charged with beastiality accused of sexually assaulting horse in Vernon Farm. So originally we had the videos which Sean incorrectly said was of a man having sex with a horse. And then I pointed out that technically there were no videos of him having sex with a horse. there were just videos of him walking around the farmyard carrying a stepstool, which is a very important.

It's a very, it's, it's a point that needed to be made at the time. But apparently, either with subsequent videos or maybe they did some DNA testing or something like that, they determined that the horse had, in fact, had been, had sex with. And so the man has been charged with bestiality. Seth Christian is the guy's name, and he's scheduled to appear in Vernon court at 9.30 a.m. on Thursday. The Abigail equestrian owner, Erica Van Meenan, said that she discovered surveillance footage that allegedly showed a man sexually assaulting one of her horses.

So maybe one of the videos where he was having sex with a horse wasn't released, and that's why we weren't able to show it to you. I still haven't seen a video of him, or if I'm being honest, anybody else having sex with a horse. and this is a really good bit of journalism. It gets into what happened and exactly why it's illegal. It talks about under the Criminal Code of Canada, bestiality is defined as, quote, any contact for a sexual purpose with an animal.

And so it doesn't even need to be something as overt as getting a stepstool behind a horse and having sex with it. It could be something as simple and minor and provincial as a hoof job. Okay? And so this is something to be aware of. There's so many people in this country who don't understand what the rules and laws are.

So that's what's going on. And it's legal and you will go to jail and you will have people on podcasts mocking you for weeks on end because of it. Okay. So the moral of the story is do not have sex with horses in Canada. A sign of the times. Meanwhile in Sylvan Lake, so Sylvan Lake, just outside of Red Deer,

shout out to everybody in and around Sylvan Lake. Got a love for these, a lot of love for those people. No NDP or liberals allowed on this property. That says a hoof job. If you've got to ask, you can't afford it. Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean. scientists blame partying tourists

we went from cocaine bear yeah to cocaine field sharks that would be a great movie sharks that would be a great movie that would be like the next thing would be like Jurassic car the coqueting that you just have some T-Rex just like ripping lines off of

a velociraptor's ass and then just going around like actually you know what here's the thing everybody everybody always wants to do these movies where the predator animals are getting high on cocaine, the truly scary predator animal drug would be weed. Because I get the fact that a crazy shark jacked up on Coke would be something to be feared. But a grizzly bear with the fucking munchies?

That's the one I want to stay away from. Canada threatens native English speaker with deportation for not speaking English. 58-year-old Scottish midwife, Heather Gilchrist, speaks English perfectly, but an automated glitch disagrees. So she had to pay $350 to take an online test, excuse me, verifying that she spoke English, despite the fact that she's Scottish.

And then there was a glitch in the program, which has been documented over 1,600 times in other cases. and she's now being deported from Canada after spending all of the tens of thousands of dollars to move here and set up her life here and obtain Canadian certification as a midwife despite the fact that she did it previously in Scotland. And now she's being deported

because the computer thinks she doesn't speak English. Meanwhile, I can't get a fucking order right at any fucking drive-through in this country and you're going to deport a Scotswoman? This is not a serious country, Sean. Feds should allow public servants to work from home to cure the fuel demand according to the union. I love this.

This is wonderful. The unions are here to save us. They're here to help. They worry about the environment and climate change. And so when gas hits two bucks a fucking leader in Ottawa, they all want to work from home. because of how hard done by they are, without realizing the fact that the reason why they have a fucking job

is because they're making the rest of us hard done by. This article, I can't even tell you how much I hate CBC, Sean. Federal Union calling for this. They talk to the union who's some idiot organization, Canadian Association of Professional Employees. Well, like putrid employees, but fuck right off. Mark Carney must break his silence. and explain why he is intent on enforcing a return to office order for the country's largest employer,

when remote work could save billions of taxpayer dollars, improve productivity, and reduce emissions, and transportation network pressures. Okay, first off, I'm pretty sure the cost of gas is already doing that on its own regarding emissions and transportation network pressures. Save billions of dollars. Exactly the fuck how. You don't get a, it's not like you're getting a pay cut for working from home, although I would be all for that.

The country's largest employer is the federal government. Did I hear that? Did I hear that? Did I see that? Did I read that right? The largest employer in this country, the federal government should at best employ like 17 people. And that's only if they're having a really busy year. It is the largest employer in this country.

Walmart, how many Walmarts are there in this country? They used to be the, the largest employer in Canada. Walmart, Canada used to be the largest employer in Canada. And they aren't anymore. If you think of every person who works at a Walmart and how many Walmarts you see and you know of in your general vicinity and expand that out across the entire country and then take into account the fact that you're only seeing part of them because they got a whole cruise of people who come in there in the middle of the night and stock the shelves. They've got the custodial staff who go around cleaning everything.

And then you've also got the warehouse and logistics people who get the stuff off the trains to the warehouses, off the out of the back, out of the train box thing, C cans and into the warehouse on the shelves and then off the shelves onto trucks, who then the trucks that go to the Walmart stores and all of that together isn't as, many people as the bureaucratic sludge machine that is fucking Ottawa. Are you kidding me? And the answer to every problem is for them to be lazier and less accountability and more free fucking shit. So twos, I have to run, which means I'm just going to get out of the way.

I've been getting out of the way this entire mashup of 201. If you want to keep it going, you just keep it going. Folks, appreciate you. John, why are you trying to duck out on our comments? conversation about the gay stuff? Because I got stuff to do. But I mean, I've got like 10 things left. We could have got through all this if you had just showed up on time.

I don't think we could have. I honestly don't think we could have. Knowing twos, this will go another half an hour and I'm fine with it. All of you are having fun. It is a wagon today. Tews is a wagon. And twos, we're going to see you later today. And I appreciate it.

And to all of you, I got my phone is dinging at me and I got to go. So I have no choice but to bow out. So I don't know what twos is doing here. Tews is just giving you the forefront. He's making sure that you, you know, are getting your... Well, to everybody coming to the Cornerstone Forum, I'm excited for this.

And we're just waiting on two speakers to arrive. If you're coming to the Friday night social tonight, you're going to see Tews there. You're going to see a whole bunch of other people there. excited for the weekend. And, well, I don't want to duck out, but I've hardly been here anyways. And the truth of the matter

is, every time I hop up, Ed, twos is on another long rant. And I, like from the comments, everybody's enjoying him. So, okay, well, here's the thing. So Brett Rays, just real quick, maybe I I could get your take on this one thing. So the Nashville Predators has entered the conversation. That wasn't

where we were going with the, with the gay stuff. But it probably is really important to point out that the team whose name is Predators seems to be the only NHL team still actively pursuing the whole super gay mega butt stretch event

agenda. And that's almost the happy news for you as as an Edmonton lubricators fan because you now have, you're moving up in the ranks, you are now only the second gayest

team in the national hockey league and I was wondering if you have a You have any thoughts on that? Not the Calgary Flamers? Where are you guys sitting in the standings again? I can't remember. Well, are you asking if we're tops or bottoms? Tews, I'm looking forward to seeing you.

I got to run. I got stuff going on. And I'm going to get out of here. Everyone watching, enjoy. And twos, enjoy the rest of the show. I'm leaving, all right? Get out. I'm getting out.

I'm getting those two. All right. First off, thank you, Evelyn, very much. Like I said, Tuse is doing a great job, Sean. Makes people smile that need it, and I sure needed it.

Squirrel Nuts says by to Sean. Too late, he's already gone. He's never coming back. Kicked him off the show. This is, welcome to the Tuesday show. All right. Pride Festival seeks, festival seeks federal $3 million

as corporations pullback and pullback support amid D.E.I. backlash. Now, I just want to go ahead. You can't call it the two's show. It's got to be the two's wagon. I'm just going to throw that in here. I'm still here. I'm leaving, but you got to call it the two's wagon. It's the two's wagon. It's the what? It's what? Sorry, sorry, you're cutting out there. The twos wagon. The two is sorry, what. It's not your show anymore. Sean. I'll call it what I want. Get out. So, as I was trying to say before we were also

rudely interrupted. Pride Festival seeks federal $3 million as corporations pullbacks support amid DEI backlash. This is why I hate CTV. Do you know how much they're looking for? $3 million a year for three years.

This is factually incorrect, but it's presented in a way that's just plausibly fucked up enough to ideally stave off the backlash that them asking for $9 million fucking dollars. would inevitably ensue.

They're not asking for $3 million. They're asking for $3 million a year. And that's a very fucking important distinction. Okay, so you look at these people and they just, well, I mean, that's the, that's the dude at CTV. But if we look at, look at how angry and unhappy and just grossed out with life these people are. They're not happy.

They're not enjoying themselves. I thought this was something you were supposed to have pride in. I thought gay used to be another word for happy. These people look like they just found out they have colon cancer. Not going to go anywhere near that joke. What the hell is wrong with them? Canada, open to negotiating with Western separatists as data shows under representation in Parliament, according to report.

I got a lot of love for the National Post. But what in the fuck is wrong with you people? Open to negotiating with Western separatists. Here's the thing is what people don't get about this, about CBC. When people just give up and walk away, they're not saying, they're not saying, you know what, like I think we could work this out, but things need to change a little bit.

like this isn't this isn't you trying to talk to your your spouse about their outrageous tool purchasing habits or perhaps how much money they spend on on hair products and you're just like honey i love you you're great but you got to fucking chill out on this okay how many fucking belt sanders do you need and the answer is always one more by the way but that's the point here is that this isn't that stage of the devolution of the relationship. That stage happened an entire fucking generation ago. Okay.

This isn't, this isn't the, I'm hoping we can come to a mutual agreement that we both see as beneficial. This isn't that. There's nothing of that left. We have moved on to, I'm fucking packing. The cab is waiting outside. Fuck yourself forever goodbye.

And I get the fact that there's a lot of people who, the fuck yourself, forever goodbye is definitely much more my opinion than most people's. But I think they at least understand where I'm coming from when I say that you guys aren't people that I want to share a country with anymore. I want to be with my people. You can do your own stupid shit. Be the largest employer.

Be the largest employer. Have as many bureaucrats as you want. I'm not even going to bother you about it. Do whatever the hell you want. It's fine. Just quit doing it with my money. and quit calling me a dick for saying I don't like it. We're not here to negotiate.

The negotiation should have happened maybe before the National Energy Program. Maybe before equalization got brought in in 1957. This isn't us negotiating. This is us saying fuck off. Now, we love our heists here. We love our heists. And this is the police report

of a recent heist at HACA Happy Jack's Pond in Regina. A unit hot to 3016, Dunabin Avenue. You have a male stuck in a roof vent trying to break into a building. He may be unconscious, possibly, suffocating. All units, now are. Happy Jack's pawn shop. RPS said individual might have wiggled themselves free,

so he's in the building somewhere, so we're just going to stand by for now. We set the ladder up and we want to have a look through it down the chimney here, okay. Do you want to get the EMS to call out here? Let me get a unit to Happy Jack's pawn. for his standby on a technical rescue. Try one MCS. Do it. We have made contact with our canine

so he needs your sure assistance from that. So, dude tried to do the mission impossible vent entry. I mean, we've seen it die hard. It was how they did the first set of kills in, what's the sequel was All Saints Day. Boondock Saints.

It's a tried and true movie trope. And apparently he got fucking stuck. I don't know who called the cops. who said what was going on, but the cops just had to rescue this guy who was stuck in an air vent, which is fucking astounding when you look at the fact, have you ever looked at how your air vents are supported

in your house or in a building? They're just, there's just a fucking screw. The sheer weight of an adult human should be able to rip that open easily. The fact that they couldn't makes me suspicious that it's the quadruple amputee. Who, by the way, how do you get murdered by a quadruple amputee? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I need to understand this. Like, you got, you were feeling threatened by a literal fucking basketball and you didn't address the situation. I'm baffled, I'm bamboozled. I just, I don't get it. I don't understand. Now, police in Richmond are investigating. investigating organized meat theft after 39 cases of it.

Police in Richmond, BC, are investigating after a series of meat thefts from retail stores that they say may be organized crime. See, here's the thing is when you're doing a heist, you go after what's most expensive, most valuable, what's probably going to be the easiest thing for you to sell. There's a few considerations, but basically, you don't want to steal something that's worthless. You don't want to steal something that's ubiquitous. And in Canada, where we have cattle ranches as far as the fucking I can see, for some fucking reason, our beef is still so expensive that there is organized thefts of ground beef and brisket and probably even turkey.

That's how bad this is. And so, CBC is informing us that the police are telling people not to buy me. meat that comes out of a backpack because they don't know what kind of temperature control it's been under and and it may not be safe to consume. What the fuck is wrong with this country? Are we that fucking stupid? And to answer your question or my question, yes, yes, we are. This is it. Now, I don't know if you guys have been following what's been going on with the NDP lately, but they are not a serious party. that doesn't include other undisclosed gifts from foreign governments, including a giant golden cat.

A giant golden cat. ...pense $65,000 so that the premier could accept hundreds of thousands of dollars, more than a house, from a foreign government. If she has received from foreign giant golden cats, including a giant golden cat, including a giant golden cat, including a giant golden cat. Wow, those are some really serious accusations. Daniel Smith received a giant golden cat, not even just a regular cat, but a giant golden cat. And not even just, like, just the, I can't even believe that I haven't heard about this in the news.

I mean, I feel like I should know about any politician receiving a giant golden cat. I mean, that just sounds horrendous. Well, it turns out. First off, it was a 10-pound metal statue of copper. It's a 10-pound copper statue. 10 pounds of copper would be worth about $80. Gold would price the statue above $700,000.

That's the difference between an ordinary protocol gift and a giant statue. This is a photo supplied by Premier Smith's office. The cat sculpture is on display at the Premier's office at McDougal Center. I have no idea where that is. So the NDP are upset that she had this picture of a giant golden cat. They're turning the frogs gay. Nahed Nenshi is basically the info wars of socialist idiots at this point. Okay.

And so it turns out that it was just a few hundred dollars. The statue was worth a few hundred dollars and it was just one of those. It's like when you show up at somebody's house and you bring a bottle of wine, except when politicians do it, they give each other little statues and shit. And so you've got Nahed Nenshi in question period yelling about a giant golden cat worth more than an Albertan house, hundreds of thousands of dollars. And it's just on display at the McDougal Center. First off, if that was a giant golden cat worth hundreds of thousands of dollars that was just

on display in her office, I would be. complaining about it in question period. I would be planning a fucking heist. I'll tell you that right now. Okay. So A, the NDP are not a serious party. B, they're not a serious party because they're idiots because it's not even gold.

Like, they didn't even look into this. They didn't even look into this at all. And there's another video later on of him trying to do a double down thing in a press conference and say, well, I mean, like was it even scanned for bugs or anything like that? Just,

uh, not necessarily backtracking, but trying a different tact to try and save face. The NDP folks are not a serious party. And that's probably why, despite the fact that they are having their leadership election this weekend, according to a recent survey, almost half of former NDP voters don't recognize names of leadership candidates. So there was an Angus Reid poll done of 1,100 Canadians who voted, not just 1100 Canadians, 1100 Canadians, 1,100 Canadians who voted for the NDP at least once in the past decade. 2015 included, I guess, to be technically correct. And more than half of them didn't know a single fucking person vying for the leadership of the NDP.

Like they're, they're just so irrelevant at this point. And Nenshi just keeps handing Danielle Smith wins. At what point is he going to have to declare his uncessant, unstoppable, unflappable, perpetual, dumb fucker? as a gift that Daniel Smith needs to declare. Any substantial gift from any politician needs to be declared. Well, the fact that Nahed Nenshi cannot do a single fucking thing, right? And nobody gives a shit about the NDP provincially or federally. I would say that is a far bigger gift than any golden fucking cat could ever hope to be.

Barstool sports. check out this from well this was it's a few months old but nobody noticed until now uh typo on the ticker i love to typo tickers guys from november 5th 2025 shattering record books ovechkin first player with 900 regular season goals he's shardering the record books good for him good for him and this is uh this is a great little audio clip here I'm going to play it for you guys. I got to switch back and forth between sound and no sounds, so bear with me.

It's a good start for the twins here in the fourth inning. You ever seen Buck with his pants down? No. Like in shorts? No, like he's got, he doesn't have his... No socks showing. Ah, I see what you're saying. So, yeah.

Have you ever seen Buck with his pants down? Just, like, just this is the kind of stuff you expect to make into whatever inevitably becomes a Major League. reboot. You ever seen Buck with his pants down? Oh, you mean like no socks showing. It's hilarious. Now, let's get into the happy news. Folks, this is wonderful. We got lots of happy news today. So first off, from the CBC, which is why it has an intentionally misleading headline, transgender women athletes banned from women's Olympic events by new IOC policy. They're not banned. They just don't qualify for it. It's not like you're saying, oh,

going to ban, I don't know, you don't ban giant golden cats from the sky. No, they just can't fly. They're just, they're not set up for it. That's it. And that's the thing with, um, with transgender is if we're going to be really honest about it, they're not set up for it. That's kind of the definition. So anyway, uh, the IOC has the, the Olympics are coming up in Los Angeles in

28, I want to say. and Trump passed a decree saying that there's going to be no tranny's competing against dudes. And so the IOC, the International Olympic Committee, has issued their own statement saying that their policy is going to fall in line with that. And there's no word yet on Skate Canada who said that they were going to boycott Alberta because Alberta has a similar policy. And in fact, Skate Canada has been actively ducking out on any sort of. of commentary or any discussions regarding this. Anytime they've been tagged in post, they've removed themselves, multiple people have reached out to them, no answers yet.

Escape Canada is going to be on the wrong side of history. And apparently, if you're a dude, the only people you're going to be able to compete with going forward are dudes. And let's see what other we have, you know, I'm far right extremist, happy news. Didsbury passes law to ban decorative flags crosswalks from, government land. So a southern Alberta town, Didsbury, in case you guys don't know, is most of the way north of Calgary towards Red Deer. I would say it's probably a fair description of it. In a move, opponents say inches towards erasing marginalized communities. On Tuesday,

Didsbury Town Council passed a public space's neutrality bylaw, restricting the community north of Calgary to flying only government flags and maintaining standardized road and crosswalk markings. That's it. That's it. There's nothing, there's nothing crazy there. Excuse me. They're just saying, we don't give a shit what it is that you want to do. The answer is no. If you want to, if you want to put a swastick up there, the answer is no. If you want to put a trans flag up there, the answer is no. If you want to have a 222 minutes flag flown at Didsbury City Hall, they're just going to say no that's it

that's it nobody's nobody's fighting them on this nobody's pushing back it's just saying we're not doing any dumb shit it doesn't matter what shit it is or how dumb it is and towns and cities need to get back to that clean water in

yucky water out shovel the sidewalks done that's it that's your job and they don't they don't understand that can you redo that in English? I don't know why this all got put out of order. But there was a couple things.

Oh, no. Oh, no. This is the small town hero. This is a good one. Jamie Sinclair sent me this and I pasted the wrong link in here. Here we go. I can still find it though. That's why I pasted the wrong link.

I'm not leaving my son. Mother recalls desperate moments as teen pulled from burning crash. Folks, this is it. This is the money shot of the week here. Brianna Dillon remembered telling bystanders as flames spread through her family's crash vehicle near Payton last Thursday, her 13-year-old boy still trapped inside. They've been driving home to North Battleford from Lloyd Minster near Highway 16. Everything changed. To be fair, whoever wrote this, Kenneth Chung from Battleford's now, Highway 16 is literally the entire drive between Lloyd and North Battleford.

And if you're right for North Battleford now, you should probably know that. All I know is we were hit and we were rolling. The crash remains under investigation. Dylan said they were told the vehicle may have been struck from behind. It spun, rolled twice into a field before coming to a stop. And then the car was on fire.

Her husband managed to get out, but he was fucked up. He had a bunch of broken ribs and a punctured lung. And their kid was inside while the car was on fire. everybody was telling her to get away from the car moments later someone ran towards the wreck a young man Dylan had never seen before he asked me are you okay and i said get my son out of the van can you get my son out please he went straight to the vehicle and pulled malachi free you're an angel you're a hero you saved my son's life Dylan said addressing the man she's still trying to identify today

no one else was willing to come and help my son when i begged him he didn't hesitate that guy you saved my wife's life and my son's life in my eyes yes he's a hero they took the kid to with stars to saskatoon and then they took him to edmonton he's got a whole bunch of third and second degree burns all over his self and some random dude who just stopped pulled the kid out of the burning car and then continued on his way that's it that's it doesn't get much more that's Superman right there. So whoever you are, dude, hats off.

Well done. Well done. I don't know. Maybe he was like a criminal or something. Who knows? It doesn't matter though. What he did was spectacular. So thank you,

whoever you are a random person. And as far as community notes go this week, there is a get-together tonight at the Western Hotel for everybody coming to the Cornerstone Forum. And I've already told a couple people to crash it. So if you're for some reason not come to the Cornerstone Forum, but you could come to this, crash it. Whatever.

Just tell them I sent you. And the other thing is that Saturday night, we've got to talk about this more on the mashup because I'm not happy. Bohemian is not making bottles anymore. Bohemian is done making bottles. they're going only to cans and Jamie Sinclair and a bunch of the Saskatchewan boys bought up all of the last cases of Bo in the world

and they're bringing them the Cornerstone Forum and we're all going to drink them in presumably Sean's hotel room after the Cornerstone Forum. So first come first serve but bring your own booze as well because there's not enough of these to go around but this will be the last time in your life that you will ever be. able to drink a bottle of bohemian from a bottle to be redundant.

That's it. That's all we got. Special thanks to our special guest today, Sean Duman. I was really appreciated that you could take a couple minutes out of your day to join us. And everybody else, thank you for tuning in. You guys, I love you all. Have a good, have a good whatever. Whatever it is, it doesn't matter.

Be well.