Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 206

Episode Date: May 2, 2026

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To the mashup Tell me whether I'm wrong or right Easter west up or down side to side I sit to stand and fall to fly Two's can't remember's pop and locking salsa dances on demand I follow leading off the map to stop the chatter scream happily

Welcome to the mashup Welcome to the mashup Welcome to the mashup Welcome to the mashup Two's can't remember his rant today Because twos isn't writing anything down anymore You can't remember your rant anymore?

Or this is the rant? Tews had an absolute banger of a rant. He's like, this is one of the best rants I'm ever going to have. And then I'm sure it was. I'm sure it was. I did it in my head. Did it in my head. So I didn't forget it.

Because the dogs ate my homework. Actually, your dog ate your homework. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so I got to get more notebooks. Anybody who's ever. hung out with me for any reasonable amount of time knows that I two's likes a notebook yeah always

carries it around always jotting things in it exactly like rants for example except I can't do it if the dog fuck it eats it well uh happy mashup 206 everyone we're coming in a little late today and the story behind that is uh best friend growing up well best friend his dad uh past second best friend Yeah, he passed away. And so he was at a funeral earlier today. And so I just told Tuse, listen, we can find a co-host. We can't do it earlier. We got problems that way.

So I pushed for a later start. Henceforth, the late start, which, you know, it almost feels like the weekends here, you know? Tews is rattled off. More headlines in here in this document that I thought possible. Plus for a second, Sean. Yeah. Lisa is saying she can't hear us. and your audio is way out of sync.

It's way out of sync? I'm way out of... Like two seconds out of sync. I'm way out of sync. All right. Well, I'll come out. I'll be back. Great.

I don't know. Did you do anything different with the audio? No. I'll be back. Carrie Ann says she can hear us perfect. And in sync. Oh, well, that's good. Am I in sync or am I still slow?

Yeah. Oh, well, I mean, you're definitely slow, but you're in sync now. Happy mashup, too. 206, everyone. Okay? It's Friday afternoon. For some people on the East Coast, it's already their drive home.

They've already got their feet up on the... I don't know. It's Friday. And it's a late start for us. And, you know, Tuesday is going to get to at some point. The Oilers sucked bags last night. What do you mean they suck bags? They lost.

They lost what? You finally... Flames fans have finally something to be happy about. out. Hey? They finally have something to be happy. What did they lose? If you enjoy the show on a Friday afternoon, like, share, I don't know.

Subscribe. Subscribe. Hit the notification bell and do it twice if you hate the Oilers. Yes. Sorry. Going back to why we're late. So the man who passed away today, Graham Holmanel, showed out to all the friends and family of them, he, they talked about it in the funeral.

the day because obviously it was for and then me and a group of friends were talking after. He was the guy who made me terrified of tubing behind a boat. He flipped me off so many times and they talked about it at his funeral. Yes. Anyways, he was the first guy. He loved going fast. I think that was the thing that was the thing that was stated. That's right.

That's right. So that was brought up quite a bit. Anyways, that's why we're late today. Now, mashup 206. We got a whole host of things together. at two today. And as you could tell me and twos are feeling it today, a little sunglasses saying, why not? Why not? A mustache today. Why not? Happy news. I must ask you why you have that. The mustache? Yeah. Yeah. I must ask you why you have it. Tomorrow, twos is my 40th birthday.

And I went, you know, I'm tired of the beard. I was tired of the beard last week. I was going to shave off. I've been tired of the beard for a while, too. Oh yeah. I'm sure you have. I'm sure you have. And so I went, I tried a couple different looks. I was thinking about coming in real goofy, and then I ended on this. So you did come in real goofy. I look pretty dang good, if I might say so, myself. And the happy news today, I feel like I'm fitting the part for the happiness today. Yeah, you kind of are. It's either that or it's either lining up perfectly for the happy news or you're not allowed within 100 yards of a school. Now, okay, before we start, we had a couple more texts come in on the gas station.

Did we not? Tyler had sent us one. I actually talked to a guy too. Oh, and what did he say? Well, he said that basically the only way any water can get in is if snow piles up because they're not clearing around it. And when they open the lid, some falls in. Some falls in? Yeah.

Right. I'm just trying to find where I go. I have wired two gas stations and I see no way on how water runoff or seepage can get into the tanks. They're made to be entirely sealed and not to leak any fuel. They're sealed so tight that their vent lines ran from the tanks to allow air in and out of the tank. If they could allow water in, then they could let fuel out and be an environmental disaster. So, and the guy actually showed me, because I happened to drive by a gas station while dude was filling him. And I was like, oh, I got to go talk to this guy. And yeah, he walked me right through it. He showed me how like the

the spigot, the spout, goes up inside of it. So even if something was to come in, it would come down beside it. Like water runoff would fall. The cap goes over further than the narrow opening in the middle. So that any water that does get inside of it goes off to the side. Well, I'm just saying could two gas stations have had a couple of problems? Maybe. Maybe.

But ever maybe. Yeah, or maybe something a little more fishy is going on. Doesn't that what it feel like? I don't know, folks. Maybe we're wrong. Okay. Coutts six and a half. Oh, no.

Wait, wait, wait. Happy Airborne Friday. Happy Airborne Friday. All right. Hopefully you got your shades on wherever you're at. Okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, I talked to Jamie and he's like, did you guys say Airborne Friday last week?

Because I think you might have missed it. We don't miss Airborne Friday. I did one week when you were gone. Well, that's a mistake on Tuse's part. Another mistake, Tuse makes. I'm not here. All right. Fair enough.

Coots, six and a half, okay? We got a few different stories here. I was talking to him on the phone, and then he had to go suddenly because his water broke or something like that. An Indian real estate agent in Ontario, Canada's claim to a judge that it was cultural misunderstanding when he lured a boy into his vehicle and abducted him.

Yeah. That's literally what we're, that's the gist of it, is that this guy who, well, I mean, his name was. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I know Govind Balanakam. I mean, this one is a, that is a mouthful. You're not doing the voice, though. There you go.

That's just his last name. That's just his last name. Oh, you want his first name. Menon. Menon. Mano. Hey? I'm making Tuesday laugh today.

I'm winning boys and girls. Let's go. All right. So, yeah, he had said he lured a kid into his car with a widget spinner and then took him away for ice cream. And he basically, uh, some people at the place they went to for ice cream,

knew the kid, but didn't know him. And so they called the cops. And he just said, oh, this is totally normal in my culture. I didn't know any better. And the judge didn't buy it.

And he's asking to get a lighter sentence so that he doesn't get deported. See, here's the thing is we need, Like there's there is such a huge labor shortage right now, especially for real estate agents. And so we need the child predator real estate agents to come in from other countries to fill the jobs. Because otherwise, who else is going to buy the advertisements on the sides of buses and benches? Zane, I'm just going to, he said interesting, Sean is on the left channel and Tuesday's in the stereo question. Am I back to normal?

I'll just change one thing. So just curious on that. You are. You are. I am back. All right. There we go. All right.

Here we go. Yes. Here's another one. OK, on Coots. Six and a half. Judge demands indigenous sentencing report after a offender claims he's Caucasian. He is plainly not. I read that headline correct, right?

You did. You did. So the Gladu verdict where indigenous people get. Lighter sentencing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they it's it's like a they get sale prices on murders and this guy apparently had an Inuit name

but he entered he didn't plea under the glad to or anything like that and so the judge just unilaterally made a decision he's like nope you're definitely first nations and here is a lighter sentence and you can deal with it he's already had 90 convictions 90 90 90 um and then here's one more. He's about to turn his life around. Any minute now. A Canadian judge has halted the deportation of an Indian trucker who killed 60 members of a junior ice hockey team.

That's the Humboldt crash for mental, for his mental well-being. Yep. So it's standard that, is it six months or 18 months? Any prison sentence over six months or 18 months results in automatic deportation. And so while he was waiting on sentencing, he conceived a child with his wife. And now he's saying, well, you can't deport me because what's going to happen with this kid? Motherfucker, that kid didn't even exist when you killed all of those people. And secondly, this is standard cut and dry.

It's not like you're getting a death sentence. You're just going back to your home country. And, and, and apparently when CBC ran a puff piece on this guy trying to garner up sympathy for them, for him, the online backlash was quite a lot and then they flagged everything and are looking at they're basically logging all of the mean things that get said about this guy

who killed a shit ton of people kids like let's not forget this is the humble Bronco humble Broncos this is yeah yeah this okay one more that you wouldn't know about two's Andy sent this one He said, you stab someone 111 times, get manslaughter instead of second-degree murder because you were drunk.

That's this week, Yukoners protested the Yukon Supreme Court manslaughter decision. Hundreds of people protested him Whitehorse against a recent court decision. Seth Boss was convicted last week in the death of 25-year-old Anthony Primosic and Haynes Junction. And so there is that going on too up, up top, up above us. 111 stabs. I mean, that's half as many as would be the perfect amount. But seriously? A hundred stabbed 111 times and it got called manslaughter.

That was his, I should point out, that's what Andy said. And it was in the email. So I just read it because I'm like, well, I assume he knows. I'm like, it fits with everything that's been going on to point to date. Okay. We got a bunch of. We got a whole bunch of things to get to here today. Let's start with the Canada Strong Fund, Canada's first sovereign wealth fund,

to create more prosperity for Canadians now and for generations to come. I'm excited. This is going to be fun. We're going to borrow $25 billion. We're going to stick it in a fund. Life is going to be great. That's... Keep going.

That's pretty much the story, isn't it? Mar do you want me to go back to September 2024? No. Well, I would start off with... what Mark Carney said, which is... So it's a sovereign wealth fund, despite the fact that sovereignty is questionable in this country.

There is no fucking wealth to build this fund with. It's literally... We're just going to borrow money to's. What are you talking about? It's a good investment. There's no discussion of what the management costs are going to be or who's going to manage it. And he said, where there is at the heart of all these projects,

projects, including resources, provincial jurisdiction where the federal government is catalyzing helping to make the project happen through a tax or other incentive regulatory support. And at the core, there is a commercial business making a profit. It is fair right, just smart for Canadians to have a share directly in those profits. So for those of you who listened to that word salad and was like, well, what the heck does that mean? It's basically him saying that in order for me as prime minister, to provide a jurisdiction where the regulatory system actually works, I need you to pay into this fund first.

And so it's been floated that the fund is going to be funded by excess profits in the oil and gas industry. And that in exchange for funding this fund with excess profits from the oil and gas industry, he will provide a regulatory environment where things can actually get built. it's literally fucking extortion. This is when your house is burning down, the firefighters show up and they say, oh yeah, we're just,

we're moving real slow back here. But I bet you if you gave us $3,000, we could probably get the hoses out and get that house put out in time to keep it from burning down and destroying all the valuables and mementos contained therein. This is literally that. It's fucking extortion. Dressed up in a pretty bow and given by an absolute piece of shit dick face

We got somebody tuned in from Quebec, too, there you go. Good day from the province who steals Albertan's money. QC. Hey. Good to see you. Good to see you. Now, to be fair, the province who steals Albertan's money that you could, it's good that you could, it's good that you put Quebec at the end because that's not terribly specific.

Okay. So this is, this is what's happening is, no, it's, it's, it's not enough that we give half of our fucking money to this government. Half. Every time you're outside freezing your ass in the middle of winter, just remember that in the morning, you work for the government in the afternoon, you work for you. Every fucking day. Okay. We pay this guy almost half a million dollars a year. Look at what we pay for the entire liberal caucus and that whole interoperable. all around it, the buildings, the support staff, every fucking page that gets printed on some fucking stupid printer that we pay probably 10 times market value for because it's going to the government, all of this shit that just disappears out of our pockets and just gone for no good

reason. And on top of that, on top of that, for him to do his literal fucking job, he's going to try and squeeze out an extra $25 billion? I'm getting the sense you don't like our prime minister. Because, hey, that's, all of that stuff in and of itself is not enough for him to do the job that he's already getting paid for almost half a million dollars a year. The $500,000 worth the fucking in-flight catering last year that cost more than the fuel on his 31 trips? that's not enough all of these things that we give you and we do for you

at the threat of imprisonment and on top of all of that for you to just not be a fucking cunt it's going to cost 25 billion more dollars now who who do you think is going to end up who do you think is going to end up managing this John I'm not going into rent I'm asking you

I can't tell when you're in rant mode or not, you even drop the C-bomb. I tell you who's going to manage it. It's going to be Brookfield. It's going to be Brookfield because from September of 2024, multi-billion fund involving Brookfield, Ottawa and major pensions being discussed

sources say. From the way back machine of the internet. An article that's almost two years old talking about this exact same fucking thing, managed coincidentally by Brookfield

asshole management. Bam. I don't know. Let's stick with government's stupidity, shall we? Prescribe it. Canadian government spent $300 million on prescribe it. It failed so badly. Only 5% of prescriptions were processed in the software, so the government gave prescrib it

$50 million to shut it down. You couldn't just... So they spent $300 million, trying to modernize. We'd give you $50 million if you just stop doing the mashup. Honestly, we should do this with most government programs. This could almost be the happy news. Okay, if you quit spending all of our fucking money, we'll just pay you to go away.

We'll just pay you to go away. $50 million. $50 million. Not $50 million. Not $5. In trailer park boys? Million. Where Ricky gets rich.

And then he says to lay, he's like, I'm going to pay. pay you $200 to fuck off. That's literally what happened here. But here's the neat thing about this is people are saying, okay, well, yeah, it's a crazy, it's crazy that they spent $300 million on this thing that only 5% of prescriptions are processed through. That's not the crazy thing. It's not that they spent $300 million and got a 5% success rate.

Do you know what the alternative is? Do you know what the current system is for 95%? For 95% prescriptions. in the country. It's dealt with by fucking fax machine. The fax machine is the preferred method by 19 out of 20 doctors as opposed to this fucking thing. Only the government could make a system so fucking bad that in 2026 year of our lord, the alternative is a fax machine and people like, actually, you know what, that's better than this fucking thing that they're trying to get us to use.

Do you have any idea how much it must fucking suck? I would love to get under the hood on this thing and see exactly how bad it is. What was the last time you used the fax machine? About five years ago, I had to fax something to Revenue Canada, and I was on the phone for like an hour trying to find a fax machine. Yeah, it has been a while. All right, let's switch over, shall we?

Power and politics. want to show the picture of it. As an interesting side note, CBC's Power and Politics now has two more NDP abundance on the panel than the NDP has actual MPs. I thought that was just hilarious. Well done, CBC Watcher. The Power and Politics panel

has more NDP people than the actual party. And why is that? Because... With the departure of Alexander Bullitt... From the federal NDP caucus. You got to do the voice, especially now that we got a guy from Frogtown tuning in. I don't know. How do you do the voice for that?

Alexander Bullerese. I don't know. You just try and make it. You got to do like gay hand gestures and stuff. Well, Alexander Bullerese. From the federal NDP caucus departed. And the NDP becomes the first major party since the reform party in the 90s to not have an MP east of Manitoba. They have five.

Now, that's one thing I do like about them. They're a party that is entirely Western representation. And the fact that it's the NDP took me by surprise. But yes, this is just hilarious. The only truly Western party in this country is the New Democrat Party. Rogers Communication offering bios to half its workforce. Rogers Communication is offering voluntary departure packages to 50% of its employees, excluding Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment, as telecom industry revenue growth is slowed, and companies look to shed costs.

On Monday, Rogers said half of its employees across numerous business divisions will be offered packages. They had 25,000 employees at the end of 2025. Yeah. So 12,500 people in this country are about to lose their jobs in one fell swoop. That was almost the entirety of the private sector job growth last year. This one layoff is almost enough to offset an entire year of job growth in a year with... Things are fine.

With immigration through the fucking roof. And you know where almost every single one of those jobs was created, by the way? the West, specifically Alberta, but the West. Switching over to Blacklocks, Holly Donne, documents from the Canadian Heritage Program to subsidize Canadian media and underserved communities instead paid millions to city newspapers operated by conglomerates, recipients of aid earmarked for poor rural weeklies included

Toronto Star Globe and Mail and two Winnipeg Dailies. The only thing that Toronto is, where the Toronto Star is located, believe it or not, folks. The only thing that Toronto is underserved in is common sense and calluses. Yeah, Winnipeg Free Press got 338 grand. What's another one? Ottawa's Lydroit got 408 grand. I don't know. What's the, yeah.

I don't know. Toronto Star got 158 grand. Winnipeg Sun, 202 grand. Globe of Mail was the lowest on. the list at $30,000. Okay, so you've got Ontario, Manitoba, Ontario, New Brunswick,

Newfoundland, P-EI, Manitoba, Toronto, Ontario, and Ontario. Yes. They just, it's weird. It's like they're not interested in

subsidizing any provinces that have NDP members of parliament. CFA training platoon with 83% non-citizens devolved into ethnic infighting. This is, hats off to Juno on this, by the way. This is the kind of news you should be hearing. So this is from Juno News. A confidential Canadian forces leadership and recruit school has a school report has revealed a complete breakdown in basic officer training following a surge in permanent resident enrollment. One French language platoon, which had 80% non-citizens,

was reportedly racked by the inability to communicate fluently, a lack of respect towards female CAF members, and infighting between Cameroonian and Cote de laVore candidates. Yes, so kind of two rival African countries. So it was just a bunch of, like the headline said, it was just a bunch of ethnic infighting. And, oh, by the way, you're a woman. I don't need to listen to you in your tiny brain.

Don't you just love when their plans just turn to absolute dog crap right in front of them? I read this story and I'm like, good. I mean, they have to be sitting there going, this can't work, but who knows? And it's funny because if you were to talk to these people without knowing this, I'm sure that they would expect that if they tried to do this

in Alberta or Saskatchewan, that they would expect a bunch of infighting and disrespect towards women and a 50% failure rate. And so instead, they're like, oh, we're progressive, we're going to bring in a bunch of immigrants. And they're going to be awesome

because immigrants are awesome and the Westerners are not because they disrespect women and all they do is fight and they're all stupid so they're not going to be able to pass. And then this is literally what happened. Toronto police sees

SMS blasters A cybercrime weapon never seen before in Canada. Toronto Police have made three arrests and seized several SMS blasters, a sophisticated cyber crime. SMS stands for short message service. An SMS blaster mimics a legitimate cell tower, but when a nearby phone connects to it, users receive fraudulent text messages that appear to come from trusted organizations.

So it's a fake cell phone tower. that your phone doesn't realize is not a legitimate cell phone tower. Where did this technology come from, Sean? Did it say? Oh, shoot, this might not be the one where it said it was. So this, well, I guess if you wanted to make a few assumptions, the three men, the Feng Lin of Hamilton, Johnman Shi, and Wittong Hu,

were arrested. Now, do you want to guess where this technology came from? China. China! Ding, ding, ding! Okay? They send viruses in people, and now they're sending viruses in towers. We believe tens of thousands of devices were connected to the blaster

over several months. We also identified more than 13 million network disruptions where devices were unable to properly connect to the legitimate cell towers. I'm just going to go ahead and say this for the record. No matter how much you might think your elbows aren't nearly up high enough, there isn't a single person from Wisconsin who tried to commit SMS tower fraud terrorism. Do you want to show the video cameras off or you just want me to talk about it?

The liberals use their new majority to turn off the cameras at a parliamentary committee meeting about prescribe it. Yes. So this is that thing that we were just discussing where, they built something so shitty that people would just rather use fax machines and now that they have the majority the first thing they did was in the parliamentary hearing regarding what the fuck went wrong

spoiler alert their government they're stupid that's what went the fuck wrong they the first thing they did they're like oh we have a majority now we have a majority what we talked about last week with the majority on all the um the pods

the fucking committees committees thank you and uh pods well i was going to say the the huddle rooms full of people and then i'm like pa i just i couldn't think of the word anyways now that they the first thing they do get majority in committees second thing they do is turn off the fucking cameras are you kidding me i don't care what's party you support like regardless of no matter how stupid crazy far left or stupid crazy far right or like me stupid crazy crazy far neutral, no matter what, you should have the demand of the people that you want representing you, that the first thing they're going to do when they take over basically a majority government is to turn off the fucking cameras, that should be completely unacceptable to you,

regardless of your political stripes. Chief Justice Richard Wagner dismisses request to recuse from Emergency Act Appeal. Some of the things, the decision is in response to a request in March from Canadian frontline nurses and one of its members, and I might add podcast guests, Kristen Nagel, arguing that past comments by the Chief Justice regarding the 2022 Freedom Convoy protest could lead to an apprehension of bias. 2020, here's some of the comments he had. It started to look like anarchy and he said participants took Ottawa residents hostage. He also said that in a press conference in June 22, the June 2020, the judge. Chief Justice described the impact of the Freedom of Convoys blockades on many

Ottawa business individuals, particularly the most vulnerable as deplorable. Yeah. And so the, apparently the system for this, if you think that, if you think that the Supreme Court, one of the people on the Supreme Court may have a bias, and you think that that person should recuse themselves from judging on something, and you have a whole bunch of receipts, the method for this in Canada is that you write a letter to that guy and you ask him if he will step out of it. And then he can read the letter or not, I guess, and say, no, I don't think I will. That's the fucking method. There's no oversight on the Supreme Court. There's nobody there to say, dude, you've called these guys a bunch of assholes several times in press

conferences on the record. You've obviously shown bias in this. Your vote on this is a predetermined conclusion. You need to sit the fuck back and watch how it plays out just like the rest of us. Natasha Gonic chiming in, okay? In-camera discussions are often able to be withheld from a-tip request so yet another way to block disclosure. So that's an interesting note. So, you know, Natasha Gonic for Albertans is the freedom of vision. is the A-tip guru. Oh, yeah. And so, sorry, if I'm reading this correctly,

the stuff that happens on camera is free from access to information? No, no, no. It would be in-camera discussions. That's what they call it, right? When you go off... That's what the guy gets confused about right at the start of the video. Oh, okay, okay, yeah.

Right? I think I'm saying that, right, Natasha. You can chime in again if you'd like. Is that when they go off-camera, like they're not recording anything, right? That's free from access to information. Correct. That's what I think she's saying. Because of fucking course it is.

God, I hate these people. Like, seriously, you look at this and it's set up. It's every single thing along the way is how can I avoid accountability? How can I get myself rich? How can I make it impossible for the people to truly understand what the hell is going on? I'm correct. Thank you, Natasha. That's right.

It's not that we were disagreeing. I was just wanting to be clear on what exactly was being said. So you didn't exactly win. It looks like I just knew, too, is that all I'm saying. Sean was right. Okay, that's what's happening. Okay, well, congratulations, Sean. I'm really proud of you.

I'm very proud of you. Shell invest $22 billion in Canada's oil patch. More deals could be coming after selling off a large chunk of its Canadian assets nearly a decade ago, UK-based energy giant, Shell is now expanding its operation in Alberta and British Columbia by acquiring Calgary-based ARC resources for $22 billion. Now, I want to see how much goodwill is involved in this. So the interesting thing is that when a company buys another company,

they pay over and above some amount that they agree on. So they look at it and they say, okay, you've got these assets, you've got this revenue, stream. This is, I'm, I'm not feeling bad about it. I was just, I was just wanted, I just wanted to make sure I understood things properly. Woo. Anyways, carry on. Okay.

So the, the amount that they pay over and above what the iron itself is worth is written down on a balance sheet as goodwill and then it's written off over like five, 10 years after that. I'm really curious to see how much goodwill they're going to have on the balance sheet next year. because if it's anything, like, if you pay $100 for a 49% share of a factory in Ontario, you don't have any goodwill to write off because you didn't pay above and beyond what it was worth. Now, the thing that they are missing here is exactly what we were talking about last week, where, you know, it's getting framed as though people are investing in Canada. But here's the thing is ARC, you've got a Canadian company selling off everything.

thing in Canada to be bought up by a big fucking super giant company. This isn't, this isn't, oh, we're attracting investment. This is a Canadian company packing up and getting the fuck out. And so sure, frame it however you want. Because for a sale to happen, one person has to buy it and the other person has to sell it. And if you're not going to talk at all about the sale that occurred, well, you're just a piece of shit show. Oh, wait, CBC wrote this?

That's so weird. Well, I tell you what, the other thing that is of note, I think, is a UK-based energy giant, right? And it leads into our next story, which is potatoes, milk, and chicken among foods UK could see shortages of a result of Iran war. Starmor also talking about, he says it here, he says, Sir. Sir, Starmor acknowledged that people may have to change their shopping habits as a result and their travel. I mean, you know, like they're having energy problems. And so, you know, like everybody's brought up, it's been brought up on the podcast now a couple different times. I'm starting to see it elsewhere.

I just, Doug Casey had a newsletter on it, right? Energy lockdowns, kind of a COVID 2.0, that type of thing. Regardless, now you're seeing more headlines in this one, potato milk and chicken among foods in the UK. You could see shortages of. Do you know what one of the countries in the UK is Sean It's Ireland We discussed this remember because you were like Oh the guy from the UK instead of just saying the guy from Ireland

I'm delicious I thought the delicious part would just lock it in Yeah but you didn't say that till afterwards You just said that guy from the UK Okay so anyway look I get it You were wrong you're unable to accept it Should I be doing this thing now too Okay so

No because you don't look nearly as good as what I do it So just carry on Anyway, we're looking down the barrel of yet another Irish potato famine. Do you know how many potatoes it takes to kill an Irishman? How many potatoes it takes to kill an Irishman? Yeah. Zero. Okay.

Because of the Irish potato famine where they all starved to death because there were zero potatoes and then they... Is this thing on? It's on all right. Lawton. Mark Carney is giving more money to more journalists per the liberal spring fiscal update. I had it pulled up here. Extending the Canadian

Journalism Labor Tax Credit. That's what he's talking about. CBC, 1.6 billion, CTV 80 million, 680 News, 30 million. Global News, 45 million. Toronto Star 25 million. Globe and Mail, 25

million. Our money is being paid to complete fucking dicks who are accepting that payment on the condition that they lie to us. If you needed a few more things that the liberals have lost the last decade, there's 13 charts to prove it.

Yep. You want to show them up? Already way ahead of you. Canada falls behind GDP per capita. So Canada and the United States, in 2015, the right neck and neck. And Canada is basically at the same place they were a decade ago. Like we're talking marginally. We're talking something like 2010 is 100%.

And it looks like it's like from 106 to 107.89. Meanwhile, the U.S. is at 126.82. We kind of forget this because it's been so long. But in 2015, we were almost neck and neck. in terms of prosperity between Canada and the U.S. The second one, business insolvencies have gone through the roof. In 2015, there were 4,107. They were down a tiny little bit,

which was probably because of all the crazy deficit spending. In 2020 and 2021 and 2022, they were way down because why would you fill out the paperwork to close your business? And then 2023 up, 2024, through the roof, and 2025 up at the second highest rate ever, aside from 2023. Disappearing entrepreneurs, self-employed with employees' annual average in the thousands. 800,000 self-employed people with employees in Canada in 2015. And now in 2025, you're looking at about 700,000. 10, 715,000.

So 85 to 90,000 self-employed people who also had employees. Their businesses don't exist anymore. Shares of million plus raises by high potential companies founded by Canadians. In 2015, it's in the 70s, 70s, and then it starts dropping off, dropping off, dropping off. And in 2024, it's down to 32.4%. this is compared Canada, the U.S. and the EU. Canada investment gap widens, real total investment per worker index of 2014. In 2014, everything's at 100.

Canada, U.S., UK, and Euro area and the OECD average. Everybody is up between 109.2 and 126.1, except for Canada, who is at 84.0. So for every dollar that a company had invested in 2014, they now have 84 cents, despite the fact that inflation has gone through the roof. Consumer price index has gone up 33.5% since January 2015, which I think is bullshit. I bet you it's closer to about 100%. But whatever. Canadian home prices, 2005 prices is 100.

you've got about 175 in 2015 and now they're just shy of 300%. As in whatever you paid for a house in 2005, it's worth roughly triple that now. Government grows. Population up 16.9%. Private sector employees 17.9%. Public sector employees almost 30%.

Federal budgets deep in the red. This is surprising no one. federal net debt is climbing. Healthcare wait times are at record highs. 2024 and 2025 were the two highest numbers ever. Cavalcative criminals, violent crime severity, is up 33% since 2015. Police reported hate crime incidents by year was about 12,300 in 2015,

and now we're up to almost 5,000. Interesting thing. You've got, of that almost 5,000, you got 920 targeting Jews, 229 targeting Muslims. What are the rest? Like, those are the ones you hear about in the news all the time. Those are the ones who get 90 some percent of the coverage. And yet, at the same time, cumulatively, they're barely at 20 percent. Well, didn't we notice at the Cornerstone Forum when Daniel Smith brought

up synagogues and mosques. She left out Christians. So is it any surprise in a news story on the national post? It's not there either. Well, no, but here's the thing is I'm wondering what they call hate crimes. Because if the only ones we hear about the news add up to a fifth of them, what are the other ones? Like, do they actually call that a hate crime? I'm not sure.

But that last one gave me more questions than answers. Accused White House gunman, the guy who went running through Cole Allen, okay? Memo submitted by the government Wednesday showed Cole Allen taking snapshot in his Washington Hilton hotel room while armed of the teeth with weapons including a knife and several accessories, and he took it less than 30 minutes ahead of allegedly charging in the lobby outside the dinner. Yeah, so the White House correspondence dinner, this guy who's an award-winning teacher in California. ran through, armed of the teeth, got subdued,

and is going to spend the rest of his life in prison. And the whole time it was happening, you've just got so many people different, they're cheering them on along the way. This lady, I love this work ethic. Now, the tweet says it's Olga Stephanashina and readers added contacts, definitively showing that it wasn't.

But after it all gets, broken up, she's grabbing all the booze off the table on her way out. I mean, don't let it go to waste, right? Yeah. Oh, I thought that was perfect. And then I think we had one more thing about it. No, no, that was it. You got the Carla Treadway commenting on Kirk Lubamoff. Yes. So shout out to both of them. Mark Carney says it's going to be a great time to be in the trades. We're launching a new team Canada strong, a nationwide program to recruit, train and hire up to 100. thousand red seal workers who will help build the new homes, railways, and ports that will

build Canada strong. No pipelines? No roads? Weird. And then Kirk, what a fucking beauty. Your party mass immigrated millions of people and we don't have enough skilled workers. Who the fuck did you immigrate? Show the Brett Wilson tweet while you're at it. So for those of you who don't know, Francis Whittleson. Yeah, was arrested on the campus of the left. bridge. Yes. For saying that no bodies have been found in Camloups. For talking to students who wanted to talk to her. Yep. On cabs. Yeah. And so what happened is that a donor withdraws, an alumnus of the U of L was going to donate $150,000 to the school.

He hears about this news article. He says, fuck you. I'm not giving you my money. You guys suck. And then Brett Wilson says, I hereby offer a donation of 100K to this could be great university after they profoundly apologized to Francis Widowson and arranged for her to present slash engage in a great setting

at this once great university. 100K on the line. Well, I mean, they already lost 150K because of it. Fair enough. That's, you know, any chance they take it? Probably not.

Probably not. Probably not. There's far too much It's a small payout to have the entire system come to collapse around them. Ontario political politics. You got it pulled up. Ontario's PCs literally collapsing in opinion polls.

What does it say? They went from 20% ahead to losing in just only six months. Yep. Now, they're losing to the Ontario Liberal Party. Do you know who the leader of the Ontario Liberal Party is right now, Sean? Nope.

They don't have one. There is no leader of the Ontario Liberal Party. Remember when we did that? You remember when we did that live stream of the Ontario election and all the Ontario folk that we had on, great guess.

It was a foregone conclusion Ford's team was going to win. There was nobody else to vote for. The nobody else to vote for who doesn't have a leader is now polling ahead of them. Yeah, that's what you're telling you're literally, it's just It's an empty fucking chair. The empty chair is now beating Doug Ford in the polls.

The only thing pouring out faster than a bottle of whiskey at a Doug Ford press conference is the support of his voters. Oh, man. That's sorry, Ontario. That's funny. That is funny. Okay, you got Max Fawzit up here. Vancouver Climate News site National Observer is heaviest user of federal media grants covering equivalent of 23 employees, 1.3 million in wage subsidies.

1.3.7 million. Sorry, 1.37. Almost 1.4. Correct. And then $643,000 in periodical fund and 435,000 sole source fed subscriptions. Yeah. So when they talk about the periodical fund, that's for when Max Fawcett is menstruating. That's a lot of money, man. well it's a heavy flow day that's what two point that's like two point million dollars yeah yep yeah it's um maybe just a little bit less um white claypool did a breakdown of it when he looked at their their viewership numbers basically every time

somebody uh reads an article in the national observer the federal government gives them 50 cents so luckily it doesn't happen very often. Also, I saw somebody else, Adam Zivo, who's from the National Post. He was saying, like, in all fairness, though, this isn't really breaking news. In their about page on their website, they actually discussed this exact thing. To which I would reply that you putting it on a website that nobody fucking reads isn't exactly disclosing it.

Conservative MP in Kitchener, Ontario says liberals tried to. to convince her to cross the floor. Mm-hmm. So I don't know which part of this did you find most interesting? None of it. No, no, no. This happened in Ottawa. I literally thought you were going to call her the ugly woman that comes out after the fact.

That's what I thought you were going to say. That's what I thought you were going to do here. I thought that was a skim. I thought you had some skip plan. Okay, I don't know. Dary. No, no, no, no. I'm not just this misogynist guy

that just wants to talk about how hot people are or aren't. I mean like, oh, look at the cannons on this one. No, no, no, no. That'll come later in the show. That'll come later in the show. Okay. Ontario conservative MP says she will not be crossing the floor anytime soon, despite an attempt from the Liberal Party to poacher.

Kitchener's center MP Kelly Derritter says she got a phone call from the Liberal Party trying to convince her that switching sides would give her a better chance at winning the next election. Mm-hmm. Okay. What's to go to you, twos? What's to go to you? This part about it is, is that, and I'm trying to find it. Oh, it must have been a real interesting part of the article, eh, folks?

Really interesting that you've forgotten what it is. No, I forgot which, uh, here we go. It does occur, but it's unusual for the recipient of such invitations to go out in public and to basically blow the whistle on it. It can tarnish or strain the relationship, he said. Oh no, no, no. One of the major considerations here, according to the CBC, is that it'll, you know, tarnish things for the liberals.

It'll make them look bad if they try and poach somebody from another party and then that person declines the poaching and then speaks about it publicly. Don't tell people I killed somebody. It's just going to make me look bad. Canada's health minister is now looking into banning the sale of tobacco products. to anyone born 2009 and on. If passed, they'll be asking every single person for ID, even as seniors. That means a 70-year-old can smoke, but the 69-year-old can't.

This is going to work out great. Well, they're taking a page from the UK. The UK's book. The UK did something like this. And the nice thing is, is that there's starting to be a few things in Canada where, sure, it's some stupid thing that's going to work out horribly, but at least we're not the first people in the world doing it. And is this a stupid idea

that's going to work out horribly? Yes. But we're not world leaders at it. You remember when that truck of smokes was stopped in Lloyd and then the things all went to, I think it was the sings. I'm like, what would that thing be worth if they outlawed smoking? Ten times? Ten times it was in there?

I don't know. It'd be worth more. We're going to see some new heists and some new class of criminal if that comes in. The black market for smoking will be a very, very interesting world. It'll be blacker than their lungs. CBC, oh no, we already

Yeah, we already talked about that. Dances with Wolves actor Nathan Chasing Horse Sentenced to Life in Prison for Sexual Assault. Nevada Judge sentenced Dance with Wolves actor Nathan Chasing Horse on Monday to life in prison for sexually assaulting Indigenous woman and girls. chasing horse allegedly told Leon Leone LaCrow when she was 14

that the spirits wanted her to give her upper Virginia to save her mother who was diagnosed with cancer. He then sexually assaulted her and told her that if she told anyone, her mother would die according to Pucci. The sexual assaults continued for years, Pucci said. Yeah, he apparently exploited his position as a spiritual, leader. He ran a fucking cult. And this is what happened because he ran a cult.

Now for this next one, Sean, Sean, we've got a new recurring segment on here. Now this is the third week in a row. Talked about this last week. This is the third week in a row

that something gets lifted right out of the mashup and gets put on the pier Pauliev's talking points. All right. Pierre Poliev plagiarizes prodigiously penis podcaster of the week?

Yeah. Did I read that right? Man, that's a lot of peas. Yeah. Yeah, that's what she said. So he does a speech and he says, he's talking about the liberals. He says, this policy is not designed to fight crime. It's designed to get votes.

Do you remember me saying that exact fucking thing? When I I was talking about how the liberals operate. It's not about making the country better. It's not about doing a good job about any of this. It's all about what's going to get them the most votes. And this is the third week in a row that something that I've been talking about ends up getting said by Pierre Pollyev on the national stage.

So shout out to whoever's watching us in Ottawa. I guess so. Honestly, like that's kind of like I'm not mad. To be clear, I'm not, I'm not mad. I want people to understand exactly how. broken things are. And if politicians are watching this and listening to this and doing a better job because of it, or at least a marginally less bad job, that's all I'm looking for. Paul, you're right. It's an award-winning podcast. Yeah, it is. It's one multiple, like,

you've won an award and I've won an award for this podcast. All right, heist of the week, Alberta Mounties on Hunt for two peacocks stowed in a stolen truck, Alberta Mounties, on the hunt for, well, no, stolen west of Emmington. and Shane Getson's area. We are not worthy to, I don't know, I'm not trying to be a douchebag about it, I just think it's hilarious that three weeks in a row, Pierre Pollyev's repeating what I talk about in the mashup.

You know, once his happenstance, twice as coincidence, three times his enemy action, right? Just like in Goldfinger. But yeah, so. So if he comes out with a mustache and wearing shades next, we're going to be like, what? Ah!

Exactly. Exactly. I'm having too much fun on this side. Yeah, somebody heisted two fucking peacocks. Two peacocks. And then it's not in here, but they got found wandering around in a ditch. So you heisted two peacocks,

which is great because you can't even fly. with them. Like, you got to, you gotta walk them. And, uh, and they're not exactly it. Like, you can't just hide it under your shirt. To tell me what a peacock was worth and it never ever got there. And I'm like, I wonder what a peacock goes for. Nope. They ditched them in the ditch. And, uh, yeah, right. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah. They just, well, I mean, not exactly in can fucking spikuous. Oh, boy. All right. Sing with me. All right. 98 charges laid in a mailbox theft investigation. More than 35 victims are believed to be impacted by these theft, stolen items, including

checks, credit cards, identification documents were seized by investigators. Colwindor Singh of Chesterner and Jet Group Singh of Calgary. Yes, it's crazy. By the way, can you hear me? My audio stuff just restarted while you were talking.

Yes, I can. Okay. They were smashing mailboxes and taking all the stuff out of it. sing with me sing for the years sing for the laugh to sing for the tears sing with us folks all right please recover stolen trailer containing cannabis products worth more than two million dollars five suspects arrested i'm going to give you five guesses you're going to get a few of them right the first mendia sing second sarbjit sing third dilgab sing and then Karen Kumar and Jasgwan Mahi. Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears. Yep. And that's not even everything. Check out this video.

Yeah, let's see the video. I hear no audio, too. You hear no audio? Nope. Maybe I didn't turn on the audio. Is the audio on? The audio seems to be on. here I'll remove source and then I'll add it again and hopefully caught these fucking idiots dumping on Colbrook Road what pieces of shit what the fuck is this we are not garbage so in the video con surrey contractors get caught dumping concrete into a ditch and then the locals force them to clean it up and when I asked the contractors plead their innocence

we are not garbaging. We are not garbaging. And meanwhile, amongst all this immigration and all these attempts to get rid of temporary foreign workers by people and governments doing the exact opposite, you have Doug Ford literally saying

to a group of them that he's personally petitioning the federal government to let the temporary foreign workers stick around longer because of fucking course he is. All right. We got a whole bunch of things on independence this week, okay? It's a heavy week, man.

Oh, man. Tell me about it. I'm going to start with the Centurion Project, okay? Okay? Here I'm going to scroll down. Alberta separatist group ordered to take down the list of voters RCP investigating a privacy breach. The names and addresses of millions of Alberta's were posted in a searchable online database for days before a court order forced a separate discreet to take it down.

Now our CMP are investigating election. Alberta released more details about the situation Thursday afternoon disclosing who allegedly share the information on how long the searchable database was available for anyone to see. The Republican Party of Alberta's copy of the list of electors was given to the Centurium Project. Elections Alberta said, specific security features are added to each of its list provided to eligible recipients. which Elections Alberta said allows it to identify who received each copy. Every individual list distributed by the agency is seated with fake names to allow investigations to track who uses it. Elections Alberta said it started looking into the issue Monday, April 27th. What also happened Monday, April 27th?

I don't know what happened Monday, April 27th. The interview with David Parker came out. Ah. You're talking about people listening to the show and Pierre and all them. I'm like, well, they're obviously listening to something. I've been getting texts all week about. We're definitely, we're definitely, hey, shout out to all the cheese dicks in Ottawa or tuning in this week.

You're all a bunch of parasites. I mean, I was like, me and you had a call Tuesday. I'm like, this is a good idea. You can't hear me? Tuesday can't hear me? Can anyone hear me? I can't. Tews is disappeared. Tews, anything? Nothing. I got nothing. Can't hear you. Can't hear you.

Yeah, Monday, the interview came out. Lots of people against David Parker, liking David Parker, all of the things. But around the Centurion Project, they were like, this is an interesting idea. And by, I can't hear you. I can't see you. You can't hear me. Nothing. Nothing. has two's figures is life out. Nothing? No, there you are. Okay. And you can still see me, though? Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Sorry. Continue. Did you hear anything of what I just said?

I could hear everything you were saying, but you were not listening to me. Yeah, well, I mean, you're talking about Pierre doing things. I'm like, Centurion Project had been out and around for quite some time because I remember somebody sharing an email with me, getting a phone call about it, being like, oh, I don't, who's running it? You know, all these different things? Find us David Parker, bring him on. They started investigating the same day.

I'm like, oh, all right. That's interesting. Well, I guess it's a good thing you didn't put the interview off for a week, hey? Yeah. Well, you think they would have put the investigation off for a week, too? Yeah, yeah. In theory, I guess. Interesting thing, Jen Gerson had, she's got a substanti.

and she had reached out to elections Alberta, April 1st. March 31st. March 31st, pardon me. But it says in the letter, the outcome of a complaint you made April 1st, 2026. Discussing this, preliminary review of circumstances was conducted by my office. And with the evidence currently available, there are not reasonable grounds to allow me to direct an investigation to a potential breach.

And that's from Paula Hale, Bertha election commissioner. So they investigated the Centurion project at the start of the month, found nothing. And then they were tipped off by the NDP later on, according to some stuff online. The NDP tipped them off that it was an electoral list. Now, for those of you who don't know, this isn't just like a not not, not, the Centurion Project thing. We still don't know what happened with that.

It looks like it probably was, but nothing, nothing at all is definitive. But the electorate list is something that they give out to parties with very strict signing of documents saying you will not share this motherfucker. Do you agree? Do you concur?

And also, as far as tracking it goes, they'll have a bunch of fake names with fake emails and fake addresses and stuff. And so, and it's different for every version of it that they send out. And so that way, if any of it does ever get leaked, they'll know who did it because Jane Smith at 1, 2, 3 Broadway is a fake name. And if Jane Smith at 1, 2, 3 Broadway shows up in the Centurion Project database, they know

not only is that the electorate list, but also which person they gave that name or that list with that fake name to. And so for the NDP to look at that list and know that it has a fake name in it from the electorate list, they would have to have their own leak from Elections, Alberta. See, because they're not supposed to know, nobody knows what the fake names are unless you're in Elections, Alberta, because otherwise they're. completely pointless because you can just scrub them out. So the only way that it's a legitimate complaint from the NDP is if they have their own inside person at Elections Canada. So there's

there's all kinds of weird stuff. They showed up they showed up at a live event with eight cop cars and like 10 cops just to just to serve documents, which is ridiculous overkill. And then at the same time, you've got this statement from David Parker. The Centurion Project was established to train volunteers to be better citizens by partaking in the political process. Volunteers utilize the Centurion app database to find people they know. They did not have access to phone numbers or emails. The Centurion Project relied on a third party to provide us with data sets for this tool. The Centurion Project is aware of recent allegations regarding the app's data.

We've taken action to shut down the app until we can ensure that the data set is compliant with all and federal privacy laws. The Centurion Project plans to fully comply with Election Alberta's investigation. So it's really weird because on the one side, you're like, this doesn't make a lot of sense. And on the other side, on David Parker's side,

you could just show your work. You could show how your database was created from legitimate sources. You could just do a live stream and just show everybody and be like, boom, and here is the exact list. And here's how it comes. made. And away you go. And this all goes away. Like instantly. But to say that a third party did it, well, now it just, it all sounds bad. And there's probably a lot of legal stuff going on in the

background, but I, I really think they need to just do whatever they can to clear the air on this as much as possible right now. Because it's making the entire, like, it's making the entire petition questionable. Because if you've got people's names and addresses, then presumably you might have a way to, now it's not everything you would need because you'd also need some kind of a contact information, right? But people don't realize that unless they were canvassers. And so you've got a lot of people questioning the validity of that petition that's about

to get handed in on Monday. And you've got a lot of people hesitant to participate in anything like this or, well, any of it going forward because you don't know what the fuck you're getting into. And if David's on the right side of this, he needs to show us all

what's going on. I don't know. What do you think? Well, I mean, after I heard the idea, I'm like, man, this is a cool idea. Like, I like this idea. And then everything exploded by the end of the week. And I'm like,

I still like the idea. I mean, I just... I think that idea is probably dead at this point. Well, I mean, certainly the way that it's happening in is, but I mean, I still like the idea to. The idea is pretty sound, minus getting your database not from, I don't know, the Republican Party of Alberta, if that's the way it happened.

Which now has also, if this actually ends up playing out the way it is, looking like now you're going to crater the provincial independence party as well which by the way it's a really bad fucking name and I've said it before

and I'll probably say it every time they come up all right drivers shall we laugh a little could you make us laugh a little twos yeah let's talk about drivers Sean did you look at any of this stuff

no you know my rule on drivers no I did not look at anything all right so this is an interesting article. Oh, I'm going to hit the button. You can't hit the button. I hid this in the drivers so that you wouldn't know about it ahead of time. Glamorous J.P. Morgan exec, accused of turning married male broker into her office sex slave, Viagra spiking and litany of obscene forced acts that made him cry. Have you heard about this, Sean? No. Okay. A J.P. Morgan,

executive allegedly used her power to sexually harass and abuse a junior male employee, drugging him, subjecting him to racial abuse and threatening his career when he refused her advances according to a lawsuit. So anyway, she was coercing a married banker into non-consensual and humiliating sex acts over months despite his pleas for her to stop. She drugged him with date rate bruffies on multiple occasions and during one encounter berated him as he cried while she performed a sex act on him against his will. The complaint was filed Monday in New York County Supreme Court by a plaintiff proceeding anonymously

as John Doe, who claims he chose died his name to protect himself and his family after receiving threats. Now, a spokesperson for JP Morgan and Chase said a thorough investigation found no evidence to support these accusations. Following the investigation, we don't believe there's any merit to these claims, while numerous employees cooperated with the investigation, the complaint refused to participate in this declined to provide facts that would be central to support as allegations. Now, here is a picture of this lady. Nice.

Here's some of the things. Haddi then allegedly removed her shirt, began fondling her breasts, and racially insulting Doe's wife, remarking, I bet your little Asian fishhead wife doesn't have these cannons. She then forcibly removed his pants and performed oral sex on him against his will. He continued to protest and began to cry and that's when she made fun of him. The complainant says she repeatedly reminded him that she owned him and that she controlled his promotion and bonus.

Twice, Doe claims that Haddini propositioned him for oral sex in the office on one occasion asking birthday BJ for the brown boy, my little brown boy. And I fucking own you. I will make you pay. think you're going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner you really think management wants some brown boy indian leading originations if you don't fuck my brains out tonight i'm going to sabotage your promotion and uh he claimed to have received a voicemail saying telling him he wasn't welcome back because of his skin color people don't want you or your kind here this is crazy

right except turns out the bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hadjdeenie J.P. Morgan branded a complete fabrication as John Doe is unmasked. Well, it turns out that this is the guy who claims that he was being sexually dominated and coerced into all kinds of sex things with that gorgeous woman. This dude, this dude was, he actually thought people were going to blow. believe him that that hot chick, who's coming up in the video beside it, that hot chick wanted to sit on his Easter Island face.

Dude looks like one of those African masks you buy at a garage sale. Why the long face? Sean, you're being very quiet over there. I have nothing to say to this. Tews is on a roll. Okay, carry on. Okay. Here.

Am I? Okay. I can't hear it. You still can't hear it? No. You're having technical issues today because even the echo for me isn't there, so I don't have to stop emuting it. I don't know why it's going like that. We're having some fun.

Are you going to show us drivers or you just put things in there so I wouldn't look at them? I put things in there so you wouldn't look at them. I did think to myself, folks, as I'm looking at the driver. Man, there must have been a busy week on the drivers. There's like 10 things in there. I'm like, all right. There's like 20 things in there. All right.

And it's all just ball. Bob's in Vigine. So this East Indian guy just on his way out basically tried to just say, oh, I was a victim of all this sexual assault by one of the executives and I want to get paid.

And that didn't work out for him. A dude actually reached out to her on LinkedIn back when people thought this was legitimate. There was a million memes about how everybody's going to be applying to work as an intern at J.P. Morgan and Chase. Their share price,

took a fairly substantial one-day bump when this got released. The tweet got deleted. That sucks. And then here's the other thing. I don't know where you were on the internet this week. But do you remember why I went on a writer? Yes.

Okay. The mom from Stranger Things. She's been a hot lady in a million movies over the years. Well, she was dating the lead singer of Jamiriqui, the one hit wonder from the 90s with that giant silly hat. And this old interview resurfaced of him talking about what happened with his, at the time, recent breakup with Winona Ryder. The lead singer of the band Jamiriqui, J.K. once broke up with Winona Ryder. He broke up with her because the actress had breasts that were too big and she wanted to have sex too often.

she just has huge breasts bigger than they seem on screen she had this habit of constantly dragging me into bed it was exhausting now for those of you who want to know here are some vintage pictures of winona rider and this is her back in the day yeah she did have this habit of constantly wanting to play hide the sausage he says and so he was dating winona rider at, oh, you know what,

I kind of want to say at her peak, but I don't know if she's ever, she's just been on a plateau for decades. You know, if you were going to pull up one actress, Winona Ryder would not have been my pick. But hey, all right, fair. But he was dating Winona Ryder. This is why you come on a Friday afternoon,

shades are on, twos is having his way today. Carry on twos. He was dating Winona Ryder, and he had to break up with her because she wouldn't leave his job, junk alone. Correct. The poor bastard.

He got sexed completely right out of the relationship. Couldn't even stand it. Couldn't put up with it. But here's the thing. Like, I don't know if you remember. Like, she got arrested back in the day for stealing stuff because she was a kleptomaniac. Correct. And apparently, she was also an infomaniac.

And, you know, instead of, you know, she'd go to the grocery store and just want to grab a hot dog and put it inside her pants. And then she'd go on a date. with this guy, I want to grab a hot dog and put it inside her pants. It was just sort of this recurring theme. And anyways, this whole thing has just caused so many, these both happen on the same day, Sean. The fishhead wife with no cannons. That's a quote from the filed court documents.

Okay. And so this lady, she says, as an Asian with no canons, I find this devastating. All right? you've got memes of Wynonna Ryder saying, babe, it's time for deceivingly big boobs

and sex again. And then a guy with the Jamiroquai hat who's just sad and tired. Like, yes, dear. This is death by SnooSnew. Remember Futurama? Yes. Here's a great comment

from shower thoughts. Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest. And then somebody said, they found him. The guy, who broke up with Wainona Ryder

because her breasts were too big and she was having too much sex here's Pepe the Frigg Pepe the Frogs sat and crying with the shadow of giant boobs over top of them. No, Wynonna. Not again. And then Trump doing the retard thing

but in Jamiroquai's outfit. I'm dating Winoa Ryder and all she wants to do is ride me with her massive milk wagons but I'm gay and only had one hit song. Somebody helped me. And at the same time that all of this was happening, this dude, some random guy, says,

just give Kate, presumably his wife, oral sex, good night, everyone. And then he replies, he turns it into a thread. He said, this is her vaginal microbiomewarkport, 100 out of 100 score, the top 1% of all vaginas, and then just goes into lactobacilic acid and reproduction age,

and what the labs looked at and found and every, this dude literally put the fucking Carfax report for his wife's Coochie on the internet. I feel like it's the perfect storm for twos this week. Is that what I'm getting? It's the perfect storm.

There's no drivers. Just a whole lot of boobs. Well, I mean, it all just kind of came together. Like, this was all the same day. It was like the craziest day Twitter's ever seen. and then you got people putting up the picture of the J.P. Morgan lady saying, imagine the microbiome report. And so Sophie says, just tuning in.

What's with the shades? That's what you're going to ask about? That's what's going on? What's with the shades? Not like the whole just segment you listen to? What's with the shades? It's Friday afternoon. We're having a little bit of fun.

That's what's with the shades. What's with Wynonna Ryder and the giant milk wagons? Not what's with that? Not what's not what's with the East Indian guy. The East Indian guy. Or maybe he's just out of twos. The East Indian guy who looks like he got slapped in the face with the fucking baseball bat. Here's the champ of the Mashbill saying this might have been too much at 10 a.m.

but so perfect for Friday at 4. Well, everybody's like what the fuck. But here's the thing. This is important news. And we need to talk about it. The East Indian guy who looked like he got slapped up. the face with a fucking train making up

just like fetish porn statements in a filed court document about how his ex-boss took her shirt off fondled her breasts and said I bet your Asian fish wife

fish head wife doesn't have cannons like these you don't always make me cry tos but on a Friday at 4 you've done it so there you go you're laughing Sean you're laughing that guy had to motorboat his boss during a performance review and you're laughing.

Yes, I'm laughing and I'm still crying. Stop it. Let's move on, please. Can we move on? Okay, I hope we don't ever talk about any more stuff to do with giant boobs this week. Oh, man. What is next?

I don't even know what's next at this point. What is next? Have you got more things hidden in the drivers that has nothing to do with drivers? Like the section, drivers, everybody knows I skip over, now because I like to be surprised. This has been a surprise this week.

It had nothing to do with drivers. Has everything to do with something completely different. Okay, so you want to go into the goofy? How about World War 11? Which I don't even know. Will people be able to hear this? We're going to try it. Let me know immediately if there's no sound.

There's no sound. Okay. I'm going to pull it off and put it back on again because that's what worked last time. I fucked around with the audio settings while we were live and on the fly, and it probably didn't update these. It was invoked. It was used to... Here. The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked, it was used to detain and deport German, Japanese, Italian immigrants doing World War 11.

I'm Ron Burgundy? Damn it, who put a question mark on teleprompter? We all know Ron's going to read it. World War 11. World War 11. Really? Really? Yeah.

Yeah, so apparently that's World War 11. Here's another, this one's just another beauty short clip. This is probably the most important 14 seconds from the leaders. convention for or the leadership debate for the conservatives in BC. Today we come to you from Kemkemaelai, the land of many maples. These are the traditional territories of the Musqueam, Slaywetooth, and Squamish First Nations who have lived on and continue to call these lands home. So, yeah, the BC Conservative Party is kicking off their debate with the land acknowledgement.

The Maple Maples? Read the fucking room, guys. You sound like performative assholes because that's literally what you're doing. So maybe you just stop. Are you going to go to the next one? Or you want me to lead it? I know. I can't.

I was waiting for you to pull something most of them. I'm just kind of in... I'm still in shock at what just happened with drivers. Wisconsin County lowers speed limit to 17.3 miles per hour. Yes, 17.3. and the story reads, I don't know about you, but my vehicle doesn't measure speed in decimals.

And yet in a bid to get people to pay attention to their speed limit signs, Otagami County in Wisconsin lowered the speed limit at the recycling and solid waste facility to 17.3 miles per hour. Because it makes drivers pause and look twice, breaking up that autopilot feeling that can be experienced when driving on familiar roads.

17.3 mile per hour speed limit. like I just because usually I don't know if it's the same of the states but like you know how the it goes up depending on how many over the speed limit you are like what's does the point seven round up or down right because because you'll get a ticket for going like five five miles per hour over the speed limit maybe in this 17.3 right and you'll be like actually I was only driving 4.7 miles per hour over the speed limit. That's ridiculous. gives the first lady Melani a playful tap on the tush during her meeting with King Charles and Queen Camilla. Well, you know what?

I gotta be honest with you. This is probably, this almost could have been happy news. I like this, right? I'm the kind of guy who's looking forward to squeezing Mrs. Tushy as, you know, we become octogenarians

and I've got to reach down somewhere around her knee to grab it. And so, yeah. Donald Trump, just giving the first lady a nice little tushy squeeze while he's out walking with the king of England. That's fun. I like that. I do like that. No matter how much you may or may not like Donald Trump, that right there is what we all want. I don't know if you already talked about this, but Canada urged to open up new permanent resident program to all temporary workers. I put this in the wrong place.

You put it in the wrong place. Yes. So, yeah, with Doug Ford. saying he wants them all to be staying here permanently and with so many temporary residents running out of legal status this year, Ottawa has been urged to immediately release details on an announced program that's meant to grant permanent status to migrant workers in limbo

and make sure the process is fair and inclusive. Well, you know what? As far as fairness and inclusivity goes, pretty much every single person on that list is a, is a minority. So there's your inclusivity. And as far as them being in limbo, that's definitively not true.

Like it literally says, you must be out by this date. Like closing time, time for you to go home to the places you will be from. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. It literally has a date. It's not like a jug of milk

where you're like, oh, it's still okay. No, no, No, no, no, no. This fucking expires. You're on a plane. Going back to boobs, Shannon Elizabeth's staggering only fans' income is worth more than four of her iconic movies combined. You may recall her from American Pie, scary movie, Love Actually. I don't think anybody ever remembers her from Love Actually. We know her from American Pie. Yeah, yeah, it's American Pie.

It's American Pie. And so, yeah, she's had an OnlyFans for a week. and she's already made more money than she did in her most foremost successful film. Now, I will say this, in all fairness, is that had she not done those films,

and I would say American pie is... Yeah, yeah, I agree with where you're going. But still... If she hadn't done American Pie, she would be sitting there staring out, just waiting for someone to drop into her inbox on Only fans or however the hell it works.

Seattle's socialist mayor. You want to, she responds to the exodus of wealth from Washington's state by saying bye and then gets laughter. Yeah, this is, this is people who think it's more important that they're in charge than things are going well. I think the claims that millionaires are going to leave our state are like super overblown. And if, you know, the ones that leave like bye. What were the stats? What were the stats we talked about last week or the week before regarding how many of the top 1%ers have left Canada? Something like 90% of the 1% of the 1% have left Canada?

Man, it was a huge number of the 1%. No, it was a huge number of the 1% and then the number went down slightly for the next 10%. But they were both large numbers. Yeah. They were both large numbers. Yeah. So, I mean, here's the thing, is that people with the ways and means to pay a large, a lion's share of the taxes are also the people with the ways and means of getting it.

Sean got kicked out. That's fine. We never needed him anyway. I'm back. Oh, that sucks. Woo! Hi, for those of you... You know what probably is? It's probably my wife trying to get me out of here because we got a garage sale

about to happen and she's probably running around trying to put out tables and I'm not home. So we got to wrap it up. Are you selling any tools? No. I'm not selling my tools. You're kidding? I don't know. No. I don't know. I was just going to say my orbital sand or My random hormones. It's Friday.

It's 4.30. We got a couple more things to get here before happy news, okay? Okay. Former Minister Catherine McKinna blasts, the heads of Canadian oil companies, former environmental minister, Catherine McKenna says the leaders of Canada's oil industry are figures close to American President Donald Trump who are taking us for fools and putting both the economy and environment risk. She adds that oil companies are demanding that Canadian taxpayers pay the bill

for cleaning up the pollution they cause and building pipelines that they won't risk their own money on. it's not that they won't risk their own money on the pipeline. Pipelines are still being built everywhere around the world, except for Canada and Antarctica, probably. Everywhere, pipelines are being built. Daniel Smith is built here because of that fucking idiot bitch. Daniel Smith did have the announcement this week. Yep.

About doing an agreement with the Americans. Mm-hmm. That's a pipeline. I don't know how much. of that is a pipeline and how much like it's I want to see more details yet before I talk about it.

All right. Show me the weather. Show me the weather map. Well, this is like this is straight up interesting and you're not going to be able to see the details of it. But you see all that crazy,

scary, dark red and orange stuff? Yes. Well, not only is that according to the graph at the bottom, the darkest part of this graph you would think it was going to be the hottest.

And it's 16 above. 16 to 17 degrees is the scary dark red part. 16 to 17 degrees. If your house was 16 or 17 degrees, you would be putting on a sweater and maybe some slippers or something. Okay?

I'm pretty sure if you're a girl, this is the temperature you start to turn blue at. and they've got it as the scary dark red. But not only that, go back to that picture you saw. This is, but this is one of the things you couldn't have predicted to, because remember us talking a couple years ago? They're going to bring in purple,

and then they're going to bring in whatever different color to make it look scary. Now they're making lesser temperatures look scary. And here's the thing is you look at this and you would say the darkest... It's going to be 16 above, folks. Buckle up. And you would think that the darkest part of this, is the hottest part on the graph. Which it is not.

Which you look at it, 16 is the darkest color, but the graph goes all the way up to 60 degrees. Yeah. So it's doubly misleading. This is the shitty... Doubly misleading. All right, sports desk. Give it to me.

Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear what? Here what? I don't know. What are we talking about here? Then I'll go to happy news, Tews. Okay, so anyways,

What happened was is that the Edmonton Oilers lost. And all the Calgary Flames fan rejoiced. Even Nick has sent me text because everybody's so happy. Flames finally got something to cheer about. Good for you guys. I will say this. If Alberta separates from Canada, I will become an Oilers fan. What?

I'm willing if I will absolutely. because the new country of Alberta is going to have exactly two hockey teams in it. I will support them both. Oh, interesting. Okay. Okay. That's interesting. Until then they can all burn in hell.

Okay. All right. This is from an interview that Mark Carney did the day of. And he is there with an Edmonton Oilers tie. The curse continues. Every single time he has done something to support a team, they have lost. Correct. He is undefeated in how much he sucks.

And you know what probably would have really helped them out? Where was she? Where was she, Sean? I don't know. Where was this lady with the wonderful boobs? Where was the Ezzan spoilers lady? Mashup 2-06 has had its fair share of boobs today. Has it not, folks?

We're not even done yet. Well, I tell you what, happy news, Super Troopers 3? The trailer for Super Troopers 3 is... Don't show it because we'll get a flag on YouTube all over again. Absolutely, we will. Absolutely, we will. We are not going to show it. But I just want to show, for everybody watching and not listening,

there's a huge jump, you know, the most replayed, you know, the most replayed section. the most replayed section you need to if you like Super Troopers at all you need to go watch this trailer on YouTube sooner than later because it is going to be taken down

because at approximately the 130 mark there is a straight up nipple on the YouTube trailer and it just so happens that you can see the shape of it perfectly on the most replayed section

so go watch this trailer now because it's going to get taken down off of YouTube because it shows a boob and finally in happy news Canada's quietest 20 billion mega project

dollar millet holy man Canada's quietest 20 billion dollar megaproject happens every spring in agriculture sped it up Sean I thought this was great

like we don't talk about this nearly often enough. And we got a love for farmers. We got a lot of love for farmers. And the media in this country, as much as as much as we call them out for all the stupid, dumb,

shitty, outright, dishonest things they do, I do like to try and point out when I think they did something very well. And this is it right here. I love how it's framed. I love how it's broken down. Calgary Herald, Canada's quietest, quietest $20 billion mega project happens every spring in agriculture, talking of course of

seating. Happy seating. Who wrote this? Kim McConnell. Kim McConnell, if you happen to be listening to this, well done. Thank you. Okay. Community notes, we got a couple things, Vance Crow, of course, you can go to Articulate.

dot venture. No, is it Articulet. dot ventures. Articulet. dot ventures slash IBC. For interest-based communication, his courses there. so you have that. Okay, that goes May 4th to 6,

so you're running out of time. Then you have May 9th, Faith Family and Friends fundraiser for Tony Olenick and Chris Carbert. That is happening. I think it showed me where. May 9th. Willow Lane Barn,

Mountain View County, Alberta. You can find it all at grannymackay.ca. So there's that. And then, well, we have a debate tonight. We have the May 25th one, but there's a bit a debate. Baby, abdab, abdab, abdab, abdab. Okay, Porky, spit it out.

Yeah, well, there's a bait. Oh, man, the debad, deba-bidoo is right. There's a debate between Jason, Kenny, Keith Wilson, happening tonight, and another one on May 25th, correct? Well, I didn't know there was one happening tonight. Where is it? I don't know. That's a good question. I'm sure.

Okay, well, here in the community events, there's a fucking thing happening, and it's tonight, and it's somewhere. Get your tickets now. The May 25th one, by the way, I'm just seeing now has sold out. So that's interesting. Like, you know, when people talk about how much of a fringe this is and how it's not a serious thing.

Nobody's going to pay attention. Nobody pays attention. This thing's almost a month out, and it's already sold out. Kind of reminds you of the old cornerstone forum, doesn't it? Yeah. Also a sellout. Also well before.

out there. Yeah. The final thing here for the love of Little Hearts Golf Tournament. It's at Springbank Links Golf Club at June 19th, 2026. They did it last year. You remember we talked about

the golf tournament that they had at Heather Glenn. And so this is, well, we're going to be talking about it more as we lead up to it. But the point, I guess, is that you've got, excuse me, you've got a really good charity, ran by really good people. Last year, they raised, I want to say, $35,000 for this charitable organization that has helped out their son. And they were just floored.

Like the lady showed up thinking it was going to be, I don't know, a few hundred dollars or a few thousand or something like that. And they raised a ton of money for this organization. and it's one of those charities that has like almost zero overhead. Like they've only got one actual employee. The rest is all volunteers and the money goes to the kids, to the families to make a difference. And June 19th. That's going to do it for Mashup 206, folks. I hope you enjoyed the ride today.

Thanks for coming in a later time. Normally we're on at 10 a.m. And then, of course, if you're tuning in late, a funeral. It happens. But thanks for joining us. Thanks for hanging out with these two giant boobs today, folks. Folks, we'll be back next Friday, 10 a.m. Mountain Standard time. Until then, twos, as always, thanks for hopping on.

Thanks, everybody. Thanks for tuning in. We need to redo the mashup rooster instead of the gunslinger. We need them firing off some cannons. We'll catch up to you next week, folks. All right, we'll see you later, you fishhead. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. East or west up or down side to side I sit to stand and fall to fly.

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