Shaun Newman Podcast - Mashup 228

Episode Date: October 16, 2026

2s is solo today. He discusses the headlines of the week and special guest Jim Sinclair joins. Silver Gold Bull Links:Website: https://silvergoldbull.ca/Email: [e-mail] Grahame: [phone]Bow Valley Credit UnionBitcoin: www.bowvalleycu.com/en/personal/investing-wealth/bitcoin-gatewayEmail: [e-mail] Get your voice heard: Text Shaun 587-217-8500

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That is a plus to start today. So ladies gentlemen, welcome Jim Sinclair, who threw out the idea of, you know, it's probably right here, and we finally got the fucking button figured out. So now Sean has become completely irrelevant. Yeah. The thing that we needed him for in the mashup.

The takeover, the coup is completely. That's that's basically it. So now, you know, this is, this is like the whole don't train your replacement thing that used to be really prevalent back in the day. So,

back when people were. And you know what? The funny thing is, I usually smash computers with like my hands or, or, or use the ground or something hard. And, uh,

I can't believe that I even like that just came to me. Yeah. Yeah. And so Jim of all people, the most technologically difficult guest we've ever had hands down by a mile. Oh. And he was the one who's like, oh, this might be it. So anyway, here's to you. Happy Airborne Friday.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck. We're doing next. I didn't even know. You didn't have a very handy. Yes. Happy Airborne Friday to all the men and women out there.

that are paratroopers and, hey, fucking good on you. Cheers. Up the Johns. Up the Johns. Okay. So we got all kinds of interesting stuff to talk about this week. I don't know if you know or not. There's a bit of a vote coming up fairly soon.

But where? Never heard nothing about it. Well, there's a couple of them actually. One of them is the BC election is coming up. And so if I've been bugging Sean about this, but he's been iffy. That guy's such a clown. And like, hey, karma. Karma's a bitch.

Like he's blaming this that he called the election. You're talking about Sean? No, no, no fuck. Oh. No, I'm blaming this on fucking Evie. Yeah. Yeah. He's such a clown.

and Carva's a bitch. Yeah, no, no, not on Sean, but on fucking, on Eby. Yeah, okay. No, he's, he's fucked himself. Yeah, we've got, the point is that we've got a lot of stuff to get into, but before we get into the first little bit, we've got, well, we got a couple things for Airborne Friday. All right.

With talk of a hypothetical American invasion, Canadians should think about nonviolent resistance. Now, Jim, as a very longstanding storyed member of our armed forces, in terms of violent and nonviolent resistance, which ones do you think would be preferable in the event of an American invasion? Well, I don't know. Again, this just fucking baffles my mind. This is the global male.

This is like. the national newspaper and they're talking about this and we need to take it seriously. Okay. So if Canada gets debated by the U.S., do you think citizens should fight back violently or non-violently? Listen, listen, this is what I'm not going to talk about the U.S. What we've got to be concerned about is the invasion of China into our country. Trudeau was inviting the Chinese soldiers to work in Canada, work with us in the Arctic, okay? Carney is now reestablished that connection with the Chinese when he said there's going to be a new world order.

So now our police share secrets with each other and our military is now opening up avenues for training. And I don't know when you want me to bring this up today, but I've been to two Rolf Goodale speeches in Regina. Because, hey, listen, like you've got to listen to both sides of the fence. Like we've got to be politically. I'm conservative. He's a liberal, obviously. And, you know, at the end of day, still a human being. And it's good to hear with the other side, as to say.

So every event I've been to, the first one where he announced that the trade tariffs between provinces, if we're to get rid of those overnight, we would be 60% better off as Canadians. That hasn't happened yet. Okay. And the conversation went right from that to him blaming Trump. And it got the crowd all riled up. And every question after that was about Trump, not about what our own government's doing to us.

The second event I was at last night, Ralph was talking about his time as High Commissioner in London. All these great stories coming out about, you know, the funeral for the Queen and the Jubilee prior to that. It was, yeah, it was like just his time there. But at the end, of it during questions somebody was you know very intelligent guy talking about the up 35s and you know are we doing it or we're not and his response was well the americans control the tech and

they allow us to use so much or not and he's concerned that the americans are going to to limit that tech and so the question after that was mine and my thing is well why are they concerned about our security Is it because that Carney reestablished the MOU with the Chinese police and the MOU to work with the Chinese Army again in Canada? Like, is that the reason why we're inviting the number one enemy of the world to be the north of them? And he just started fumbling and spinning in his shoes because he's never had to answer those questions. And that's one thing about the liberals is that they've been getting softballs from the media for so long. Yeah. They don't actually know how to handle a hard question.

question. It was good. And after it was over, a very, um, a very influential person in, in our community that I love tremendously came up and he like shook my hand and he's like, because nobody wants to ask him these questions, especially at an event like that where it's like supposed to be a, you know, liberal friendly environment. You're supposed to ask those questions. Well, yeah, exactly. But nobody is. You don't just hold off on the questions because nobody is. So, so at the of it all. He's like, I know Mark Carney well. I don't think he would do that. I'm like, I will get to the information. I'm going to send it to everybody that is here and it will get to you. Like it's like so, so the whole lie, the whole lie about China, the whole lie about China

that's never brought up is because they're the ones that are influencing these politicians and these new medias to put out the threat is fucking the United States. When they're our best brothers, our best allies. And at no time should we be upset with the United States. We got to be upset with Ottawa and all the bullshit that they're doing. We're going to be the Cuba, the North if we don't get our fucking shit together. And the best way out of this is for Alberta to fucking vote option two on question 10. All right. A long road, but we got there. Perfect. I like it. Now, okay, let's let's flip this article on its head then. So, Let me ask you this, Jim.

Yeah. With talk of a hypothetical Chinese invasion, Canadians should think about non-violent resistance. Well, that's why China's pushing for us to be disarmed. Like, it's like all this disarm, like disarm the population is being pushed on us so that they can start coming out with even more radical laws and, and basically take away our right to be able to react. The next thing they're going to do is they're going to put switches in all our vehicles

so they can fucking turn them off instantly if we're driving to fucking Ottawa. Like it's, I'm serious. Like they already got those in vehicles. Like GMC tracks right now. They can turn them off. Great fucking out. So like that's where we're going as a society. They're going to pull out our fucking teeth and rip out our fingernails so we can't fight back.

Yeah. Just like cutting off the thumbs and big toes back in the day. back a long ways ago on the day. Hey, does anybody know what this means? You're talking about the British version? Yeah.

Why do you have balloons? What just happened there? I didn't do that. You did. You did. You had balloons. I didn't do it. Yeah, this means I still got my fingers

so I can be an archer. That's right. So when the British do that to the French, because the French used to cut their fingers, their two draw fingers off. But they could still farm, but they couldn't fucking draw a bow. So,

so yeah, like this stuff's been going on forever. Like, look at what the Romans did. They would castrate the young boys, kill the fighting age men, and impregnate all the women. You know,

that's kind of what is happening to is in reverse now with the Muslims are like overtaking the world with the vagina. it's insane of what's going on. Well, I'm in their limited defense, Jim, you know, the rape gangs and stuff like that. Like, imagine you come to a country where you're just exposed to some brand new, like, just you've never even seen anything like it. The women have more than one eyebrow.

Well, you'd have trouble keeping it in your pants too. The thing is, and there's a very outspoken woman in England, I forget her name right now. but she she like totally like she'll go to like a she'll go to a mosque and listen to the to the priest or the head the head mullah speak and what he uses is a he compares white women to a lollipop he'll have a lollipop and it's full of lint and he's like this is what a white woman is and the and the lint should be like moslem and around it like he's he's promoting rape and and using the lollipop as as just a tool to identify what what they how to treat white women. It's totally ridiculous.

So they're promoting these rape gangs. Well, I mean, they have to. You couldn't you couldn't have them be as prolific as they are without being promoted. But you know who else needs to get promoted? Army Falls will understand the unicorn level of rarity of a private being sent to the U.S. Rangers course passing that and Jumpmaster, then beating up and outrunning an entire U.S. Special Forces group. So here's the guy.

Yep. And do you recognize what's that crest up top? Yeah, he's a Patricia. He's a Patricia. Yeah. Hey, this used to happen all the time. I'll give you a little, just a quick rundown on this. So when the airborne regiment was still up and kicking,

our regiment, we used to send a commando down to do the Ranger course. An entire, an entire commando would pass it, like, no problem. Okay. And they're, they couldn't believe that. So our, our regiment had a pathfinder's course. So a path, to be a pathfinder,

it was, it was like a 90 day field exercise that would start a newfoundant. You'd be, you'd be brought in by submarine. The submarine would surface. You didn't have an inflatable boat. You had to row to shore. And 90 days later, you would be in Victoria on a boat rowing your way out to a submarine and being submerged and it brought in for your graduation parade.

So out of like, let's say 100 guys, maybe four would pass. Like it was most. What were the rules? Like what could you do? Anything to fucking survive. Like it was such a grueling 90 days. What kind of stuff did you have with you? I never did do it.

I'm just letting you know. What did the guys have with them? Oh, like at least 120 pounds rucksacks, no food. They would march from Wainwright to Edmonton. That was the escaping invasion portion. So they had to get from Wainwright to Edmonton, get on an aircraft, do their orders in the plane, and jump into the mountains somewhere. And then from the mountains, they'd go to somewhere in the interior of BC.

and from the interior BC, the last part of it was Victorian and doing a grueling exercise there. So people are falling out left, right and center. So they would take the younger guys and the commandos to be, we were called mules, but were just replacement tools so that they could perform all these grueling tasks

that you had to go on. So the SAS would send their guys, Delta Force would send their guys, the Germans would send their special, forces and guess what? None of them passed. So they just stopped sending their guys. It was just Canadians only that would go, but it was open up to all the NATO countries. So as being involved with the sniper world, when we started doing our concentrations, we did one in Gage Town. They sent to SAS snipers. They got lost on the navigation part of it and they're supposed to be

the best in the world. Like, listen, Canadians were very small but we punch well above our weight and going on a ranger course as a as an s f guy was like being on a reconnaissance course we send our our jtf two down to do courses in uh you know for navy seals do the delta whatever like it's it's good to do so we can bring home good practices but seldom do they come and do our courses because they're just too grueling and and the environment we live in is too harsh and that's what makes it stronger it absolutely is. It's like the Aal in

Wheel of Time or the the Fremen in Dune, except cold instead of desert. Here's something I want to take on from you. You may recognize this guy. You may have. We still have one of the greatest countries

in the world, one of the most desirable places to live and raise a family in all of human history. Let us not lose sight of those great advantages, those great blessings, as we get at our calculator to say that maybe we could save a few bucks on our taxes if we went, if we would go it alone. And so for me, and I agree, we would ultimately would not. You know, for me, one of the most important moments in Alberta happens along Memorial Drive in Calgary in the first week of November, Remembrance Week,

When hundreds of volunteers, I suppose, all different political backgrounds, get together and they pound crosses into frozen ground for 3,300 southern Albertans who made the ultimate sacrifice defending Canada in the last century, who lie in foreign cemeteries below gravestones marked with the maple leaf. we have an obligation to them. And if 118,000 people died for this country, the least we can do in October the 19th is to vote for this country. Jim. Well, he's totally right. We have an obligation. And that obligation is to carry on

fighting for the values and the morals that those men fought for and died for. And this goes back to Vimy Ridge. When prior to Bimmy Ridge, we were on a British command and under the boot of England. And men lives were wasted on these ridiculous like daylight charges across no man's land and they were all gunned down by machine gun fire. Curry and the Canadian soldiers that were there fought tooth and nail to be put together as a Canadian Corps. and a lot of times they were tied to wagon wheels whipped executed shot for being deserters or disorderly or whatever like we it was a very harsh transition in in a war zone and eventually the British cave they said okay let's let's let Canada like create its own its own army and see if they can take Vimy Ridge

never so hard did Canadians fight for freedom and it was fighting to people we were were fighting for to be able to do things our way. And we paid for that by by blood. That was our number one currency that this country has. It's not gold or oil or potash. It's the blood of the people that courses through our veins. And that was spilled by our own, by the English. Eventually, when we became a Canadian Corps, we took the untakeable ridge. We ended the war of World War I. England realized, okay, we got to let them be sovereign. So now we're in a situation where Alberta has like had enough. They tried being part of the solution of making Canada betterness in the 80s and the 90s.

And those words fell on death ears. Now they have an opportunity to honor the sacrifice of those soldiers that fought in World War I, World War II in Korea. and in another conflict throughout the Balkans and Afghanistan and honor the values that Canadians fought for in World War I. And if I could go further, if we're talking about Canada, Alberta is going to save Canada.

The values of Canada will remain in us as people and in Albertans. And Albertans will, of course, will drive a new course through life that is going to respect those values. and the rest of us, if Saskatchewan doesn't follow suit, it's going to make Canada start going back to what made us great. Not this independent state that has no national direction, that God isn't the, you know, the reason that we... Most national state with no core identity.

Yeah, exactly. All that bullshit's got to go. And Canada would have to find a way to survive on its own two feet. Like they've killed the golden goose. like they've shot the milk cow like so so there's no going back they they squeezed that trigger with trudeau and he gave the fucking finger to to the west back in 1970 or whatever to fuck that was 1980 it's it's just taking a long time for that bullet to hit the target and so so all these words that they're saying if you really think about it they're they're actually true but

it's Alberta that's going to save the West and it's Alberta that's going to save Canada through being independent and and it's it'll make us all better and all stronger. I that was a better fucking answer than I could have even hoped for. I think I blacked out. I don't know. Where am I? Where am I what's going on? I feel like I feel like that guy of old school.

What's his name? Will Farrell when you had to give that answer. Yeah, Frank, the tag. We're streaking. We're going streaking. A little cold, Frank. Stop getting a bird. So, Coot's six and a half.

You've got this guy. More than 50 voyeurism charges laid against Guelph, man. Now, we talked about what I think is this guy. It's getting kind of hard to keep him separate. But we talked about him as it was unfolding months ago, where he had dozens of. voyeurism charges and now it's more than 50 counts of voyeurism so um he was arrested for the first time in july and then he was charged with two counts of voyeurism and two counts of civil

criminal harassment and then he got let out um he got arrested again and then he got let out and has since been arrested again i'm just going to go out on a limb and say that guys in jay don't do this. If you'd have just arrested him when it was two counts of voyeurism, you wouldn't have this fucking headline. And so now you're looking at a thing where we're a guy by the name of Bryce, so kid, yo, now as basically just the all-time Guinness record winner of most voyeurism ever.

We should probably give him an award of some kind. And did you know, Kretchen? Did you know Kretchen? Well, they got an award for, for like, best Canadian or some goddamn thing. Okay. So because Kretchen is- Got the award? No, no.

Kretchen said that Trump is going to make Canada great again. And he should get this award that the Canadian government gives out to a, like to a person in the world. that's like done something good for the country. And that was brought up last night by Rolf Klein to her Rolf, Goodale. That was that was hilarious. I'm like like you guys are speaking the truth, but you're trying to turn it. It's it's crazy. You don't realize how correct you are.

Yeah. Yeah. So Nanaimo's most prolific criminal has been released from jail. This is a guy who was caught wearing women's lingerie. and pleasuring himself in a playground. He pled guilty to four criminal charges, including assault and mischief and indecent exposure. Stembing from the bizarre incident,

he threw hot coffee at a Javulaki coffeehouse owner before being ejected, defecating, smearing the excrement on the doors, and then indecently exposing herself. Crazy. Yeah. Well, that's, this is all part of China's plan. to road our society and keep this fucking chaos going.

Her disabilities are complex and in many ways invisible, which makes her more difficult to understand. You know what? Isn't invisible apparently? Her weiner. Oh, really? Yeah, because she was, she, she, this lady, this absolutely definitively lady.

Yeah. Was exposing herself. and wearing lingerie and playing with her wiener in a playground. And she and she has been released from jail. Insane. This is the state of the world. Yeah, I guarantee you this is not why the men fought for our values. This had nothing to do with, with the 38.

Are you definitively certain that none of the cross. None of the crosses. Are you willing to stay with 100% certainty? 100%. 100% certainty, just so we're clear, that you're going to make the claim that none of the crosses along Memorial Drive that are going to be put in in the next couple weeks were for somebody who died for the belief that that lady should be able to play with her wiener while wearing linger in a school

playground? Is that is that the claim that you're willing to make right now? Here's my claim. Here's my claim that the ability for a person that has mental health issues that does not get arrested and does not go to jail and and in the criminal law identifying that that person's a male, not re not re-egurgitating the lie that she believes or he believes that he's a girl. So, So freedoms are, you're allowed to have your, your thoughts and your freedoms. That's why, that's why they fought for. That person believed that he was a female and got arrested for a crime like that. Well, after going, she got arrested.

She got arrested for jerking off. Yeah. So she or he, he should be mentally assessed and they would realize he's insane. Go to a mental institute. which the federal government shut down years ago, which we got to reopen those fuckers immediately. And make that person, they'd ruin their reelection.

Get that person back to a mental state where they can be re-released into the wild or they just stay there until they're no longer alive, unfortunately. Like people pass away in these places because of old age because there's no fixing them. Because that person is eventually. You think that there's no fixing a lady who jerks herself. in a playground in lingerie. So that's what Canadians fought for is for your ability to have freedoms and thoughts. But once you break the law, then the law is there to evaluate your mental ability to function

as a human that's going to be part of society, not try and ruin society. So that's why we had these mechanisms to deal with that, which are no longer there. Okay. Well, you know what? It's a lot to think about. I'm sure that the people at Big Hand Lotion would disagree with you though. Yeah.

So Mark Carney did an appearance in Calgary last night. He's going to be in Edmonton tonight. And here he is. When he arrived in Calgary, you can see Corey Hogan there. He's standing up on top of the steps so he's not to appear incredibly short. And that guy he's about to shake hands with is George Chahall, the infamous porch pirate.

Do you remember when we talked about the guy who was stealing the other parties pamphlets and stuff from the mailboxes when he was going around door knocking. And then somebody caught him on a ring cam and he literally had his name

on a soccer jersey. And that's how they were able to track down the fact that he did it. He ended up winning the seat very narrowly and was fined, I think it was $500. So he got a four-year job making $200 grand a year. But he had to pay

a $500 fine. And this is the man that Mark Carney's meeting up with here. There he is right there again. Smiling, that's a lot of fucking teeth. So the first thing he does when Carney arrives is he goes to

an East Indian bakery and restaurant, I guess. Why? Oh, Indian cuisine and bar. Yeah. So there you go. And then he went to a rally with Jeremy Farkas, Thomas Lukasik, and, oh, well, yeah. I know, I know who sponsored it.

Who sponsored it? The people that sell to pens, because I heard the lowest age group there was like 60. Jim, you completely stole my fucking joke. Oh, fuck. You fucking dick. I'm going to do it again anyway. I'm going to do it again anyway and we'll let people decide which one was funnier.

Well, mine. I'm going to mute this. But here is the, here is the crowd. Old, old, old, old, old. Really old. They didn't have gray hair. They wouldn't have any hair.

Look at how old these people are. How did these people manage to, some of the people in this lineup will not be alive on Monday to vote. Hey, let's not wish anybody ill i'm not wishing a mill i'm just saying they're that fucking old come on so anyway there's this huge crazy lineup of wait a minute this is on a loop i've seen no no this is not on a loop this is the fucking line yeah and it's sped up but this is all these old codgers getting in line um to uh like look at this super old super old super old

I don't see any There's a lady wearing a mask Look there's a lady wearing a mask And so you know You look at this and you might want to think like You know what I just want to talk to these people I want to get to know them better And then you might ask

Are they wearing separatist underwear Or federalist underwear And what they'll say in response to that Is depends Depends Bens Boring So thanks for killing my joke

You jerk Boring joke What a fucking boring joke Oh, yeah, as if yours was a better delivery. Oh, he was fucking awesome. All right, let's see it from the people. I haven't been, honestly, this is the most disappointed I've been in you since last time you were on the show. All right.

Oh, I disappoint people all the time. This is the most you've ever disappointed somebody while keeping your clothes on. Come on. Are we really going to go there? So, Jason Kenny, again, the, the, the first. face of the local push to to keep Alberta in Canada. And he, he's got such a bad trek record in like,

like, what's he like, is he trying to be the leader of the NDP now? Like, is he wanting to go to Ottawa? Like, what's like, Yeah, that's what we've been joking about forever. How does he even have a voice? He should, he actually is going to probably help independence people vote option too.

That's basically what I've been saying about the guy for months. So we're on the same page at least. So Jason Kenney did this. And I'm going to try and just accurately portray what he's saying. Two folks thinking of just sending a message on the vote to separate. Oh, that's hard on my throat. You'll be sending a message that drives more mainstream voters towards the Alberta NDP and the Liberal Party of Canada.

The separatist movement will divide conservatives and help elect the left. How does that make Alberta stronger? Now, in the same week, in the same week, here he is standing with Rachel Notley together talking about how Alberta needs to remain in Canada. And the gist of this article is that former Alberta Premier Jason Kenney says the UCP needs to eject party members who support. Alberta independence. So on the one hand,

he's saying that if you're a bunch of separatists, the NDP are going to win and nobody wants that, while at the same time he's on tour with Rachel Notley and saying that anybody who's a separatist needs to get kicked out of the UCP. Yeah. And the problem with him is that, I guess, like he...

Cholesterol? No, no, no. Like he was part of like, getting that party together, right? Yeah, yeah. Well, he's, but here's a,

here's the thing. Like, uh, my uncle fucking told me this when I was a kid. You're as important as a hand in a pail of water. Once your hand comes out of that water, you no longer have control of what that water is doing. And that void is instantly filled.

Like at no time, uh, should your like involvement of, of, uh, of a party. Once you leave it, the party.

is going to like morph and move in whatever direction that people want because the people are the water and the water is going to like the most powerful thing on the planet the people in alberta are in a hundred percent of control of where they're going to go and what they're going to fucking decide to do he's one entity that was part of it but now out he cannot control what that fuck what the people of alberta are going to do and at any time when you start thinking like that you become a fucking dictator. You think that you got overall rule over that poor. Yeah.

Just like imagine going into a house you used to own. Maybe he doesn't have a dick. Maybe he's a woman dressed in a man's body. And he's actually just got a strap on. Like you never know. He does have great tits. But but here's the thing though. I call it a chest.

I got a great chest. I know. I work out or I try. Wow. Are you talking about my chest? Who are you talking? No, I'm talking about Jason Kenney. He said maybe he's a woman and I said, well, he does have great tits.

Oh. Oh. I never looked at his tints. Huge. Huge. All right. So, anyway, there's him and there's the lineup and that's Jason Kenny. Now, interesting thing.

This has been the most. charitable version of this map I've seen. This is how the vote is projected to go on Monday. Every single region is going to be thoroughly stay in Canada or mostly thoroughly stay in Canada. Now, this is, this reminds me, this reminds me of when Hillary Clinton was, uh, projected the kid dolly jobs ass. The 98% chance of victory. But I mean, here's the thing is look at this.

You can't tell me that the Lakeland region is overwhelmingly in support of staying in Canada. Sundry, something like 92 or 94% of the people who could sign the petition did. Almost every single person of voting age in that writing sign the petition to leave Canada. and you're going to tell me that they're going to be mostly stay, you're going to tell me that there isn't a single region in there that is going to say this is fucking bullshit. GP, GP, come on. Grand Prairie, Grand Perry wants to stay?

No, no. And the rural region around, like the whole Peace River area, they're going to vote to stay? Get the fuck out of here. And that's the thing is if you've got, if you're being lied to this thoroughly, I think it's going to be a lot closer than what, than what they're telling you. Like even here, Jeremy Farkas, Alberta separation will put our jobs investment in economic future at risk. How many times have you heard. At risk of being wealthy.

Yeah. Okay. Yep. But how many times have you heard that it's scaring away investment, that it's scaring away job, creation that it's scaring away everything to do with business. Hey, and when when Elon Musk uh announces that Alberta should separate, the smartest,

richest fucking man on the planet, uh, you know that that people are just fucking lining up to like come in to Alberta once his fucking votes over to to number one have real freedoms that you don't even get in the states. the economic reasons for coming here are huge but the number one thing that i say would bring people to alberta is the the values and the morals that are going to follow along with that people want to live by and the freedoms to be able to do whatever to fuck you want as long as you're not harming anybody that that's going to bring like business to look look what happened in uh south dakota

during covid when the when the uh when the uh governor there did not have any mandates. Look at, Singapore, look at, look at Sweden, look at, I mean, like, it's, it's been less than 100 years since Norway and Sweden. Did their own little velvet divorce? No, no, what I'm getting at is, is she didn't have any COVID restrictions on people and all kinds of people move to fucking South Dakota because they could be free.

So imagine the free is, the free is richest part of the planet. And, and you have the ability of moving. there, it's going to, if Alberta goes through with this, it's going to be like the Trump had that gold passport, you're going to have to like pony up some dough to get into fucking Alberta because it's going to be the best place to live on the planet. Well, I think you're, you're probably right. I'm having issues with. Again, I blacked out.

What was I talking? Yeah, you generally don't stop. Oh. well I've got to take over your job you're like Sean I'm unlike the new twos except better looking okay all right okay big shooter

okay big shooter you're you're hurting my brain here we got a lot of stuff to go through all right so here we go you got the rally hat on yeah so so here's the next thing

did you see um did you see that thing about the guy getting kicked out of the oilers game for waving an Alberta flag yeah fucking ridiculous like I get that they're not allowed. Now people are fighting back with it and bringing more flags. Nice. So there's some good news.

Now this, have you seen this? It's like the only thing on the internet this morning. No, I was taking my kids to school. Okay. You need to watch this. And for those of you listening and not watching, this is the roadster. This is the new Tesla car. And it got unveiled last night.

You got me, kid. This is real. This is fucking real. That's insane. Like I said, fucking Elon Musk, smartest man on the planet. If he says Alberta's better off, I think he's fucking right. That's insane. That's fucking crazy.

So, Elon Musk just unveiled a new Roadster, which has a bunch of space X rockets built into it. but itty-bitty ones. And so it can do flips and dipsy doodles. What's that? Just like your little rocket. Yeah, it's not red though. It's not a red rocket.

But look at like how neat is this. How cool is that like we literally have a flying car. And I bet you it's like a concept car or whatever. But that. Fuck, I hope so. Think about how great this is going to be. Think about how great this would be in Canada, right? Hey, you'd be able to avoid all those things out.

there. Well, you would be available to avoid all those things. You could go over the overpass instead of getting stuck underneath it. Somebody, did you see a quick dick McDick's rant on somebody hit the fucking podcast again? It's ask it, dude. By the way, he's a beaut. Fuck, I can't wait to meet him.

Yeah, he's a fucking great guy. He's fucking awesome. But, you know, they'll just go right over top. They don't even have to worry about the clearance. The next time one of them flies off the side of an overpass, they could actually have a nice soft landing, right? And then it'd be great for parking. But here's the weather. It's the weather.

It'd be great for parking in those tight spots. You just fucking right in there. Just drop yourself right down into it. Or if you're getting into a mall and somebody's stealing your spot, you just fucking jump right over. Hops God. Oh, fuck, it's awesome. Oh, well, and actually even just trying to find a parking spot in the mall. You can just float above everybody in a way you go.

Hey, hey, this, they should do a new version of when, when WKRP were throwing the turkeys out of the helicopters. And, and. But they should do it in South America, but with generals. No, no, do it. Do it with one of those cars. You can go to shopping balls and throw turkeys and shit for Thanksgiving. And as God is my witness, I thought they could fly. They're hitting the ground like bags of cement.

It was horrific. Nobody, nobody younger than us have, has any idea what you're talking about. Search it up on YouTube. But the other thing is like shitty weather. Oh, there's a foot of snow on the highway.

That's okay. I don't, I don't care about the snow where I'm going. You don't need four by four anymore. Fucking boring. No one's getting to stop. That's the other thing. You get fucking stuck.

Pregnancies are going to go down. You're not stuck on the field now. Fucking, our population is going to take another guy. We're going to have population decline in rural Saskatchewan. Yeah. Fuck. We're not stuck.

That's a good take on it. But yeah, anyways. So, yeah, there's just this video of it flipping around, doing dipsy doodles, throwing off the afterburners and shit,

looking like me walking out of a Taco Bell. And. They must have buzzer. light year and they're fucking flying that thing. It was, it was a driverless, uh, it was a driverless car. Oh boy. So they just pushed the button. You have no steer.

You can't drive it? That one was driverless. I don't know about the other stuff. I don't even know like how you do. The steering wheel obviously has to get modified a little bit somehow or I don't know. Maybe you just have instead of the turn signal, that's where you're after. You put a joke. You should put like a B-52 fucking yoke in there.

fucking flying like a big bomber. Like, how would you not, how would you not instantly have that as a convertible, have a red scarf and a leather cap with the big fucking goggles? And the goggles. Got it. You might want to do up your seatbelt. Fucking James Bond needs one of those things.

You know, when somebody brought up a really good point in the comments, they're like, have you guys figured out the cup holders yet? Oh, fuck. No shit. Well, it's like that pen that they can use in other. space it writes like in, you know, that, that's got. Guaranteed Musk has that figured out.

Yeah. Well, that's the thing, right? You go to get pulled over. Like, pull over, pull over. You're like, no, thank you. Not today, Mr. Like a Duke's of Hazards. That's a Duke's a Hazard car.

They should be. That's exactly what I, that's exactly what I tweeted was, you know, just the classic Duke's, Dukes a hazard jump. Now, I don't know if anybody else has been following the BC election, but for those of you who don't know, David Eby, leader of the NDP in British Columbia and Premier for the moment, tried to capitalize on some disarray on the conservative side

and called a snap election under spurious auspices. And it's starting to look like it was a really bad idea. Now this, this is, bear with me, because this one's a little bit long, but these are some of the questions that were presented to David Eby in the debate. This is from the moderator. Your government still has not delivered on universal $10 a day child care. It's a program. Your own family has asked to. More than that, you paused the program's expansion.

What is your message tonight to parents who are asking why they are still waiting while the Premier's family is not? You, for a decade, your government pushed density and ever-increasing supply, even as mentioned, against the wishes of many communities worried they couldn't absorb it. Now there are thousands of new condos in B.C. sitting unsold because they don't suit buyers' needs. Instead of allowing the market to correct, you offered to bail out the business. developers. My question is, who have you really been listening to on this file? British Columbia real estate executives. E.B., you've more than doubled the healthcare budget in recent years. Despite this, we continue to see ER closures. Ms. Lohen mentioned the broken promise on family

doctors or nurse practitioners for those who wanted one by the end of 2025. And just last week, you yourself called BC wait times for surgeries, and I quote, totally unacceptable. how can this be interpreted as anything other than a failed track record on health care? You inherited a $6 billion surplus from the late John Hogan. You've since spent more than $20 billion. Despite all that, your critics would say affordability is no better. Healthcare is no more accessible and major transit projects are not yet finished. Mr. Eby, please tell us, where did all that money go?

Nearly two-thirds of British- She's talking too fast. for another election. You called it when the BC conservatives were in disarray. You asked for a mandate when you already had a mandate. You said this election was necessary because of Trump's tariffs, even though that is not a provincial jurisdiction. This election will cost $90 million. Mr. E.B., how can anyone believe this snap election is anything less than an opportunistic power grab? so yeah that's the moderator and so i don't know what exactly changed over the years but at some point at some point apparently this isn't the first time that angus reed had this moderator for a debate but those questions were absolute fire now to be fair she asked really pointed questions of everybody else but um it's i i find it to be infinitely more entertaining than just the generic softballs that you see, you know, for example, in like the last federal election in that debate.

Like this is, this is entertaining. This is watchable. I would want to see this. I feel like the mashup should try and host a debate for, for the next provincial election. Lisa jumped in and said one of these days, we need to hear the stories on those beauty mounts on the walls behind you guys. Oh.

Yes. Yes. We both are very successful hunters. You'd have to come along and walk in the footprints. and see how old school I hunt. It's like going back 100 years. I crawl around. I find I don't want to kill and I kill it.

Well, mine's probably like going back even further because I use muzzleloader. Oh. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. Like I would not if like traditional stock and hunt. But if I could use a fucking laser beam, I would. Like I don't understand. using bow and arrow or a muzzle loader.

If I could shoot something with a laser beam, maybe if Elon Musk is listening, you can bill all those fucking laser guns, that'd be amazing. Well, here's the thing, though, is that, you know, like I've got an old percussion cap one. And then also like a Savage 50 cow

that uses stainless barrel, scope on it, and it uses shotgun primers. It's kind of a bolt action look to it. Yeah. I can shoot the dick off a liberal and cold weather at 200 yards. that those is that a savage you said yeah they're good for they're good for a thousand yards if you get the right one which is amazing for a muzzle lower which goes back to the union shooting generals off their off their horses like uh with that technology it's uh it's pretty cool but that's the thing though is how often are you taking a shot at a deer at more than 200 yards might to be quite honestly uh honest with you probably because you're just no no no no i don't oh oh got a tip Take into account the Coriolis and you've got somebody calling your shots.

If I can stock up on my prey and watch it eat and watch it mate and watch it fight with other bucks and it has no idea on there. I'm watching deer porn. And I can select the animal I'm going to kill and I'm 50 yards away from it. To me that means I'm the superior being on the hunting platform. And that animal I harvest is like going to go to a good. good home. It's going to be used properly. And, and I'm not, I'm not wounding a deer.

I'm not trying to, you know what I mean? It's, to me, I feel, I feel that, that I deserve to take that deer because I, I, I, I, bested it in its own environment. Now, to be clear, I did not shoot that deer. My dad shot that deer. That's a beautiful deer. It's, yeah, it's a 121.2.8s. that white tail I got is 180 and three quarters

but it's got lots of stickers and like it scored over 200 uh before those elections yeah yeah this one didn't really have a lot of deductions and it didn't have really long points and you can't really tell from looking behind but it's thick like so so my white tail is like the the Ottawa government taxed in the fuck out of me your your white tail is like alberta. is less taxes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

But to be clear, it's my dad. I don't actually have any deer I've ever shot mounted. Come to Saskatchewan. We'll fucking go hunting. I've only ever shot deer in Saskatchewan. That's because you're... Why would I fuck around and waste my time anywhere else? First deer I shot in Alberta.

I was so proud of the fucking thing. It was a smaller, it was a smaller dough. I didn't have much time to hunt that year. because of the army. Anyways, I went to eat it. I was dating this girl. I'm like, this is going to be fucking amazing.

And it was the first deer I ever ate that I was like, it tasted like I was chewing on a fucking pine tree. I was like, holy fuck, what's wrong with this deer? Well, it didn't realize. No,

yeah, they fucking eat grain in Saskatchew and they're eating fucking pine needles in fucking Alberta. Unless you have been the prairies. This one got shot up by Hudson Bay. and I'm guessing yours got shot somewhere a little bit more local. You can, well, you can't really tell what the picture of this, but like the antlers are noticeably darker on this deer than most deer that you'll find anywhere south of, I don't know, metal lake.

Yeah. Right. Totally agree. Yep. Diet is a big thing. Yeah. All right. Anyways, it's been an absolute disaster for the NDP.

One of the things that came out was that David Eby, his kids or kid or whatever gets the $10 a day daycare that he froze so that most people can't get it. Now, first off, it's a bad idea on its own. But secondly, it came out that he's doing it and nobody else is allowed to. And this is from a family

where between him and his lawyer-wife, whose salary is publicly available, they make over half a million dollars a year. Now, it's Canadian money, so it's not particularly that impressive, but still. So then he said, Later on. Is there kickbacks?

Is there kickbacks into that salary? There's probably speaking gigs after he retires. But he's getting paid by China. There's a Chinese bank account that nobody can fucking crack into. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. But, sorry, I said, I said lawyer, but she's a doctor. So thanks for that, Bruce Renwick.

Good work, Bruce. Yeah. Yeah, well, constantly fact check. Like, you got to be on your nose with this show. You got to be on your toes. Or your toes. Yeah. So anyway, then he followed up by saying that actually, I donate the difference.

And so then when he got follow-up questions on that, they cut the guy's mic. And so this is the exchange after his staffer got told to cut the mic from the guy asking questions. And did you use it as a tax write off? So when our local child care facility became a $10 a day facility, Kaylee and I had a look at it. And we certainly didn't need that discount. So we made the decision to donate the difference to our child care provider so that other families could benefit.

It's not necessary to shout. So his mic got cut off, and then that's why he's. he's speaking up so loudly. Yeah. So they cut his mic off so that he couldn't follow up on the question. And then David Eby's giving him shit for yelling. You asked your question and I was answering, Jordan. Jordan, I told you very clearly that we paid the difference between what it was before

and what it was after the $10 day daycare. You don't have to shout at me. We made that decision because we didn't feel that we needed that benefit. We wanted other families to benefit. And so my focus remains on making sure that all British Colombians have access to affordable child care and we're going to do that work. I told you how much the donation was, Jordan,

and you don't have to shout at me. The difference between what it was before and what it was after the time in a day space. The NDP are not a serious party, Jim. Yep. Yeah, we know that. Did you not watch your convention in Manitoba? It was like something that evolved, like fucking space.

That was in B.C. No, no, no. It was in Manitoba. The federal. The federal. The one where they had the race cards. They were all given literal race cards. That was in B.C.

That was in B.C. All right. All right. Anyways, ridiculous. Although it would work better in Manitoba because, you know, like, hardly anybody there can read, but at least they're not colorblind. Like if you just wrote Asian on a card,

they'd be like, What are these hieroglyphics? What is this? None of this makes sense. Like, I think one of the listeners should fact check that. Could you imagine like a murder mystery

that took place in Winnipeg where like picture something like Da Vinci Code where they're going around and they're trying to solve the mystery and they've only got one clue and it's a piece of paper with some hieroglyphs on it. And, you know, they lose it. They get it back.

They almost lose it in a fire. And it's like this big, you know, ongoing chase scenes and stuff like that. And they try and take it to various people across Manitoba. And nobody can decipher what's on this thing. And then all of a sudden, you know, near the end, they're just like, well, I don't know. We're never going to solve this murder. And then some tourist walks by and he's like, hey, I can take a look at that for you.

And they're like, well, I don't know. You're going to be wasting your time. No one's been able to make heads or tails of any of this indecipherable gibberish. And he looks at it. And he's like, yeah, it's a business card. The guy who, the murder is. name's Frank. His address is on here, too. It's just right over there. And then that's the end of the movie. Because the whole idea is that it was in English the whole time, but none of them can read it.

Yeah. Well, my brain instantly went instead to Vichiko and my brain went to Kung Fu Panda with Dragon Scroll. Okay. Well, the Dragon Scroll is a mirror. And it's like, look inside of yourself. No, no, the whole point of this is that it's, It's not some crazy indecipherable relic. It's a business card with the guy's name and address on it. And if any of them could read, they could have figured it out at any point in the movie. Yeah, I get it now. Yeah.

Anyways, my brain went elsewhere. Christy Friedland's got a book. And this is actually, to her slight credit, this was an interesting take on it because on the back of the cover, it says what people have said about Christopher Freeland. And then, you know, some really nice stuff. and then in the middle of it, totally toxic and not at all conducive to making deals, which are good for the very unhappy citizens of Canada. She will not be missed from President Donald Trump and the worst from Howard Lutnik,

U.S. Secretary of Commerce. I thought that was despite the fact that the book, what's it called, unreliable boyfriend, and basically she just shit talks Trudeau the whole time, talks about how all the cabinet meetings were filled with people crying, and that he didn't like people referring to things as crazy because it diminished people who were crazy. And so he just wanted things called bananas instead. We're just crazy.

Yeah. Now, did you see they took down the elevator by Davidson? Did you see this? No. Okay. This is an elevator coming down. and presumably they could have taken it down in any direction they wanted to but they chose this direction oh my god why were they even so close to that oh yeah yeah no that's not so the the excavator

managed to just barely get out of the fucking way in time and then it came down across the road knocked out the power pole apparently like every like you know kentiston was out of power probably Haywarden, like the whole area was that yesterday. That was, well, the video got posted two days ago. But yeah, okay, Keniston, Hanley, Bladworth, and Davidson were all without power. Now, as far as I'm concerned, Hanley can fuck all the way off forever, fucking dicks. So that's good. Actually, that should be your old girlfriend lived there?

No, high school rivalry from football. High school rivalry football. Come on. Get over it. They're all just a bunch of, they're all just like, because everybody there is like that, that hearty Ukrainian stock.

Oh, you know, they've all got like the babushkas who were brick shithouses. Yeah. And so those kids were like basically test two babies to become perfect football players. Yeah. And we never,

ever, ever beat them. Fuck, Lomzen's got an awesome team this year. Oh yeah? They beat people by 30 points every game. They're kicking out. nine or 12.

No, like six men, nine man or 12 men. Oh, fuck. Listen, I don't fucking know. It's a football team in high school.

How many people are on the field? I think it's, attract the refs and then divide by two. Hey, hey, I wasn't at any of the games. I play hockey. I'm just telling you they're kicking ass.

And it's because of our program. We've got a great coach there. And they're, they're fucking destroying everybody. Well, that's good to hear. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. We got some more dumpers. This is in St. John New Brunswick. This man was caught dumping multiple bags of garbage at a playground and even threw some into the river. And here he is. Is that a sing? And not watching. What's with the gas can?

Yeah, it's just the only thing he's missing is flip-flops. Yeah. There was. He was hiding his tracks. He was hiding his tracks. He didn't want to like let it get led back to him. He's just smart. garbage dumper.

Well, he isn't because there was multiple pictures of him. Wow. But here, check this out. There was a giant collision in the northeast of Calgary yesterday. And anybody who knows anything about the Northeast knows that a giant collision, if it was going to happen anywhere in the city, would happen in the northeast. And one of the buses was one of those ones that ran on natural gas and it caught on fire, which is why you can see it

jettisoning the natural gas rather than just straight up exploding. It's like the relief valve on a propane tank, right? Yeah. So that it doesn't take out your entire fucking neighborhood. Well, this is the same thing,

but three people died in that bus. And it was, oh shit. I don't have the... Basically, one city bus crashed into another vehicle, which crashed into another. vehicle, which crashed into a parked city bus, which then crashed into a couple more vehicles.

And then, so there was something like 19 people injured, three people dead or 19 total people that were hurt, including three of them that died. So there's no details yet. I got some details. What are the details? Okay. So, first of all, this is very serious matter. and everybody should say a prayer for the people involved. But so like you, when you were involved with the car accident,

the car started on fire, you saved a woman from burning alive. So good on you. I'm very proud of you for that. So there's a police officer that is in hospital and in very bad condition, apparently, because he ran into that burning bus to save a child. So the prayers were out for that police officer, and they didn't remark on if the, child were saved or not. So there's children involved obviously is horrific. So this should be,

this should be a very sobering moment for all of us and be thankful for what we got and say a prayer for for everybody involved because it's just, it's just horrific. That's a lot of good added context for sure. All right. So your truck should not look like this. Calgary driver find by BCR, CMP for numerous safety concerns. It doesn't really show up super well in the pictures, but it's a cab over, so it's an old Optimus Prime. He's got no grill on the front. And apparently the driver's side door is held together with ratchet straps,

although you can't tell from the picture. How about them tires? Those fucking tires, man. So dude was driving. His wife was riding shotgun. The passenger seat. did not have a seatbelt and she had a one year old baby on her lap terrible and so uh defective lights and brakes no windshield wipers a cracked windshield no grill over the radd driver's cab

held together with ratchet straps missing and defective seatbelts bald and defective tires detached hydraulic and airlines now unless there's something i'm missing there shouldn't be a hydraulic line that would fall underneath a c bib but the point is that they're detached part of a diesel leak and a load of steel bars held down by gravity. So it was an unsecured load. So they didn't even, they had ratchet straps holding the cab on the truck. And then they didn't have any more ratchet straps for the actual load he was carrying. And so he was just thinking, it'll be fine.

I know exactly why this is happening. Why is this happening? So India's taken over our trucking across the country. So they hire all these trucking companies that undercut everybody else that is trying to make a living off of it. And now we're to the point where there's no money to be made to maintain trucks for public safety. Like trucking is our number one industry to keep this country alive. And if at any time, if we ever got into a trade tiff with India, they could phone all their churches in Canada and shut down our trucking from coast to coast to coast. And it's horrific.

So it's important, it's important for Canada, get our fucking truckers back on the road, stop hiring the cheapest, the lowest bidder out there, investigate the drivers that are driving for these Indian trucking companies. And they'll find out that they're actually slaves from India. And they just get shipped back when they fucking start bitching about it and want pay raises. And let's get trucking back in the hands with the Canadian people or maybe the Albertan people because Alberta is actually starting to crack down on this. But it goes right,

it goes right back to the Indian churches inside of Alberta and take those abilities away for them to control our resources and how they get the market. Well, I mean, it's really frustrating. So here in our town, we've had the fucking rent-a-cops, the peace officers going around giving spurious tickets.

Like, my neighbor, got a ticket for blocking his own driveway. Ticket the, ticket, ticket the companies. James, give me a second. Give me a second. Just give me a sec. Okay. Let me frame this.

Okay. All right. So presumably it's because they don't do photo radar anymore. And so they got to go around trying to find fucking bullshit tickets. Somebody got a license or a ticket for having a dirty license plate while they were parked in a driveway. And so you've got all of these bullshit tickets being given out. for presumably to just make up for lost revenue.

Now, anytime I'm in Calgary and I'm driving down Glenmore, any time you can see multiple instances in the trucking industry of people just, you just drive by and you see it. You know, they got a fucking truck and pop full of fucking 20-mill gravel and their tarp has giant fucking holes in it. Or they got those big fucking rocks that they use at all the water breaks to, limit erosion and and they haven't even pulled the tarps over the fucking loads you know shit like that like it's it's just constant lights out cabinets open right just you see it everywhere you can't

drive down glenmore between like stony and deerfoot without seeing at least a couple things that are just instant tickets that you don't even have to try to do why the fuck is our fucking whoever decided on high that we're just going to go around to the quiet towns and give people bullshit tickets to generate revenue when you could literally just have a guy with his finger ready on the fucking woo's up top to pull somebody over for doing stuff that also makes people incredibly unfucking safe i okay hear me out now have that fucking ticket guy parked at the front gate of every one of those construction companies and as they roll out they are inspected before they even hit the fucking

the pavement and fucking start writing tickets and give it to the fucking company. They're their ones sending the fucking drivers out there. And these drivers that are going out the door have no fucking concern for anything other than making the money that they need to make for their company because they're going to get sent back the fucking India if they don't. So what happens. So the thing about it is, is if you don't have your own personal vehicle, then you only have to go in whenever your renewals up.

you turn 45 you have to go in for a mandatory physical so you know there's that but like if you're if you're somebody who came in recently to canada you get a class one and because of the physical it's good your your physical you're good for five years if you don't have a vehicle where you have to pay off the tickets to renew the registration you can let unpaid tickets go for until that comes up for renewal and if you've got 10 grand where the tickets piled up by then you just say fuck it and you just go back home, right? Or they shut down the company and start up a new one. But what happens is that on the other end, though, is the carrier profile goes up and then,

and then it becomes more difficult for them. So it's not, it's not without consequences for the company. But the point is, you've got low hanging fruit that you're deciding not to pick. And instead you're decided to be a dick instead. And it's fucking annoying and get your head on straight. True. I'll put a base transport driver company charged after records show hall from Kenora to North Bay took 12 hours.

So it's like a 17-hour drive, 1,56 kilometers. So one of the things when you're doing your log book is that if you, let's say your logbook says you left the shop at 7 o'clock and you got to site at 8 o'clock and you were taking a highway where it was 100 kilometers an hour the whole time and it's 112 kilometers between spots, right? well just mathematically they can prove that you were fucking lying or speeding because of that and so yeah that's that's what happened here Kevin brought up a good point when we were talking about that shitty car or shitty truck was he was saying that he said I worked for a company that would have ran that truck and I worked for a company that would have ran that truck too back in the day when I first started working rigs we had this it was an old garbage truck that had been retrofitted

to become a dumb truck. No, no, a pumping tank. And so anyway, and that thing, like, if you were going up any sort of a hill, you could get out and walk beside it. Like, it still had, it still had the, like, kind of like the school bus door on the side from back in the day when the, when the garbage truck people,

you know, they'd get out and have to load up the garbage themselves. Yeah, yeah. This thing was a fucking unit. But it was just such a piece of shit. Such a piece of shit. These companies got to be fined. And the only place, and of course, you know, it did a lot of work in Saskatchewan because it couldn't handle any sort of hills. Right?

Like it would be, you could get it up to near highway speeds, but it didn't have the torque to deal with any sort of a change in incline, right? It changed in elevation. And so, yeah, it just, it just, it had to work on that side of highway. 17. Yeah, there you go. That's hilarious. Yeah. So we got, now, believe it or not, we're just getting into goofy news. Oh, my God. Yeah. Are you okay to stick around or do you got a roll? I got a burger off on you. Okay. All right. Well, thanks for coming in, dude. Yeah, if I can love you guys. If I can leave with this, you know, I'm a Christian. I'm a God fearing man. I've asked you to pray for that.

that police officer and the people involved in that crush. But hope is not a good course of action. But for what you people are doing in Alberta right now that is going to affect Alberta and the rest of Canada, I pray to God that you at least say, even if you don't like God, at least say a prayer because he loves you and he wants you guys to be successful.

So if you can say a prayer for your movement, it'll go a long ways. So it's a big deal. I'm willing to take any help we can get. Fucking right. Love you guys and happy Airborne Friday. Airborne out. Up the Johns, brother.

Thanks for coming on. Thank you. I appreciate you. You let me talk every once in a while. Well, I'm the colored guy. I'm supposed to fucking piss you off. Thanks, guys. All right.

We'll see you later, buddy. Yeah. All right, ladies and gents, Tuesday is flying solo for the rest of it, and we're hitting the goof. Now, this one showed up like less than five minutes before we went live. So I don't even know what it has to say. So we're just going to go through it together.

It'll be a fun experience for us. From the Daily Star, bus driver farted so badly it led to sacking after colleagues needed a shower. A bus driver who experienced flatulence so bad colleagues thought, she had soiled herself, has sued after she was dismissed from her job following the incident. Now, I know what we were all thinking. It was a dude.

It was a gross dude. It was some kind of just, you know, some Nahid Nenshi looking motherfucker. No, apparently this is a lady. Stephanie Bryan was working for the electric bus company, the Big Lemon. That's a little bit too on the nose. Like, at least, you know, work for a company that has diesel buses, you know, where you can mask the smell a little bit. But yeah, the Big Lemon.

Bus driver who experienced significant flatulence so bad a colleague thought she'd soiled herself, has sued for harassment. Bristol-based Stephanie Bryan was working for electric bus company The Big Lemon when she experienced bowel trouble mid-shift, so significant that the smell lingered long after her shift ended a tribunal herd. Fellow driver Samantha Bingham took over after Ms. Brian's shift ended, finding the stench in the cockpit so strong she believed her calling must have defecated. when she returned home after a shift, the scent remained so strong.

Her partner asked if she had defecated herself. So this is how bad this lady farted, is that the lady who had to sit in that seat afterwards, when she finished her shift and got home, her boyfriend asked that lady if she had shot herself. Ms. Bingham felt compelled to immediately wash her uniform and shower to scrub it off. she later confronted Ms. Brian who said in defense, everyone needs to fart.

Ms. Brian was let go from her job with the Big Lemon following the incident and is now suing the company for disability, discrimination, and harassment. Disability? Hey, just imagine that interview. Like, do you have any abilities? Well, I've got disability. She reacted to claims by Ms. Bingham negatively and with personal. personal hostility, leaving her no choice but to inform her line manager of the situation who in turn raised personal hygiene issues at Ms. Brian's probation review.

So she was still on a probation at the time. The dismissal tribunal heard the discussion included references to the ordinary consequences of consuming particular foods and was not directed towards bladder weakness. Ms. Brian argued her incident had occurred due to bladder weakness, but the inquest found that the stench had no connection to her disabilities. it's not your bladder. I don't know if Ms. Brian doesn't really understand this, but it's not the bladder that the poop comes out of.

She found that tribunal found management had not been informed of Ms. Brian's diagnosis for depression, borderline personality disorder or bladder weakness, and therefore had no way to know these may contribute to hygiene issues. This isn't a weakness of the bladder, this is a weakness of the sphincter. Judge Jonathan Walter said the odor was consistent with fecal matter potentially caused by significant flatulence, which had led to soiling and was not associated with urine or urinary incontinence. They literally had to have a fucking judge sit down and weigh the merits of an argument of whether a bladder weakness causes someone to fart uncontrollably.

What a world, like this is, this is whose country is it anyway? This is whose country? Is it anyway? Where the rules are made up, but the points don't matter. When approached for comment, probably from a distance, the Big Lemon said we do not comment on individual matters of staff or individual members of staff, but would like to thank Ms. Bingham for her professionalism throughout this case, and thanks are also due to Judge Walters for consideration he gave to what was quite a sensitive situation.

Yeah, I imagine it was pretty shitty for everybody involved. The tribunal heard that the primary cause of Ms. Bryan's dismissal was concerns around her driving rather than her poor hygiene, and the judge ruled that there had not been any discrimination or harassment. The judge added this dismissal occurred because management genuinely and reasonably concluded that Ms. Brian had failed to satisfactorily complete her probationary period, adding her manager did not know about her disabilities, nor could he reasonably have been expected to know about them. this lady farted her way out of a job so she gets this job driving a bus and presumably it's going around

wherever the fucking England it was looking like the SpaceX roadster so she gets this thing doing backflips on the freeway between I don't know Birmingham and Manchester and she farts herself out of a job and it says on the side of the bus

happiness is a ride on the big lemon I could never have made this story up in a million years. And I would like to thank Ms. Brian for bringing this to my attention. This is every time you think that the world cannot get any dumber or crazier, this happens. I remember when Trudeau was resigning, Mrs. Tews was like, oh, great, well, now you're done

with the podcast, right? I mean, where's there to go with this? You don't have anything to talk about. I'm like, no, no, no, no, you don't get it. You don't get it. It's not just that Trudeau sucks. This whole world has lost its damn mind. mind. Next one. We are not giving up. Activist Greta Toonberg joins France student protests.

Now, I don't know if you guys have been following what's happening with Greta Toonberg lately, because what has been going on with her, it used to be the environment, and then it became Palestine, and now it is French protests. And so she's like the Jason Kenny of, I don't know, Swedish high school dropouts. From the comments, Glenn, this is still a better love story than Twilight. You absolute bastard, do you have any idea? How rare it is that I break on the show and yet you managed it. Well done, you prick.

So, Grinitinberg, who's just the Jason Kenny, because it's like, I'm not relevant anymore. The thing I used to be known for, nobody gives a show. shit so I need to pivot to the new thing. I need to try and become this new thing. Thomas Lukasik, same thing. She's literally folks only weeks away from putting out a country album.

She's going to Beyonce her way into our hearts and minds whether we like it or not. Now, this one is for my boy Kevin. I know you love these things and I wish Sean was here because he hates these.

This is why punctuation is important. From a guy whose name is Went Sicko Mode, he's got a picture of a donut. And the caption is, jelly-filled my ass. Not jelly-filled comma, my ass. Not jelly-filled period, my ass.

Not jelly-filled new paragraph, my ass. Just simply. Jelly filled my ass. And so when you guys think that I'm crazy to point out the grammatical inconsistencies in news articles and things like that, this is why it's important. Because now this guy didn't use a comma and now his butthole is full of jelly. So let's just hope he doesn't get a job with Big Lemon bus services. Okay. Doug Ford.

Now, we all love Doug Ford. We've got tons of respect for him on the show. He follows me on Twitter because he loves me very much. And this was his recent video that he put out over Thanksgiving weekend. Over the next nine nights, members of the Hindu community will gather to celebrate Novotri. This is a meaningful time to reflect on the many blessings in your lives. May goddess Maa Durga bring strength, peace, and prosperity to you and your loved ones. Happy Navatri, Ontario.

Now, I'm not going to claim to speak for anybody else, but for me, I've never even heard of Novotri before. I don't know what it is. Can somebody please just succinctly, calmly, explain to me what the fuck of Novotri is? Are there lots of them? Is it annual? Is it important? Where is this significance?

Because I have no idea. And yet, you've got the Premier of Ontario talking about in this country that we all live in, for the time being anyway, the importance. of Novotri. And I feel like sometimes I wish I was a visible minority because I would just write to the politician, whatever local politicians.

And you could fuck with them. And you could write them a letter and just say, you bloody bastard, you have ignored the sacred and holy holiday of umma fluma for many years. Umafluma is happening on Monday

And if you do not make a video I will never vote for you again And then you would have Doug Ford releasing a video Saying that he wants to wish everybody In the Hindu community A very happy and prosperous umma fluma It's gonna happen one of these days

These guys are gonna get fucking burned by some guy who thinks rightfully so that it would be hilarious to have a politician make a video about an entirely made-up bullshit holiday. And it's going to happen. You heard it here first. Going back to the French again, French supermarkets face food crisis after cyber attack hits refrigerators. So, you know, in Jurassic Park where Jeff Goldblum says, you know, just because you could, it doesn't mean you should. This is exactly that. You've got refrigerators.

They need to stay cold. So you plug them into the fucking wall and they got a dial on the side of them or maybe some fucking buttons. You set it and maybe you check with the laser gun every once in a while. But then you also just have a sensor in there that it just goes off if it goes above a certain temperature. That's it. That's all you need to do. You don't need to have smart fucking refrigerators connected to the internet. Do you know how many bad people are on the internet?

I'm on the internet. I'm a dick. You don't want to have people even where there's a locked door. Nobody breaks into a house through a fucking wall. They go through the fucking door. And they've got to open it first. If there's no fucking door there, there's nothing for them to do. If you want to fucking get away from this stuff,

oh, well, now we're posed, you know, we're vulnerable. Because hackers could get in and they could make all our food spoil again. You know what the simple answer is? is you just what everybody needs to do with fucking washing machines. You just need something with three fucking buttons on it. That's it. You know, you don't need a smart sensor thing. It's not like you can't dry your clothes until it gets a Wi-Fi update to the latest set of firmware.

You just fucking push the button. You come back an hour later and it's done. Why would you ever, ever think that fridges should be any fucking different, let alone all of the fucking fridges. because this was a coordinated response that caused widespread food spoilage across multiple supermarkets in France. You don't need a smart fucking fridge. You need one that plugs into the fucking wall

so get whatever your idiot fucking French outlet looks like. I'm guessing just two dudes like this. And you plug it in. And then you just check the temperature every once in a while. And if you really want to go high tech with it, you get a fucking app on the manager's phone that connects to a couple fucking sensors inside that read the temperature.

And maybe an alarm goes off and he gets an alert on his app. It's French, but whatever. He can probably read it. It's their thing. And he opens it up and he says, oh, la la. And then he goes and he fixes the fucking fridge

before all the food has to get thrown out. This isn't fucking rocket science, guys. Carnivore says, This is a great show. Just found it through watching the Jeremy McKenzie episode. Awesome. Glad to have you. Welcome. Now, Glenn Powell caught shit for this a couple weeks ago. We were going to talk about it last week, but we cover new shit.

So we didn't get a chance to because I wasn't here. But Glenn Powell said he doesn't chime in on politics stuff. And immediately, everybody with blue hair and braided armpits jumped in and said, that's fucking bullshit. Silence is violence. And this whole silence is violence thing, by the way. You people never shut up. So if silence is violence, you guys are basically Tibetan monks.

So anyway, here's another one. This is from James Hatfield, the lead singer of Metallica. I almost kind of feel bad for shit-talking him for the last 25 years because of the whole Napster thing, which I'm still not over. And some guy says, standing for nothing, fence sitting is the least heavy metal, the least rock and roll thing I can think of. No, no, no, it's not that you're first. Bent's sitting, it's just that you're just parking your bullshit outside and we're here to enjoy ourselves. The whole point

of a fucking concert. If you want to listen to a fucking political speech, you don't go where they're playing fucking electric guitars, you go where they're just got like the quiet of the fucking iron lung keeping Joe Biden alive. If that's what's important, you fucking go for it.

But this is James Hadfield, and here's what he had to say. We're grateful for that. Your travels, the money you spent, the time it took, Thanks for coming to celebrate with us. And I just gotta say, Metallica is not here like some other entertainers to influence you with their bullshit, okay?

We are here. No bullshit. We're here to forget about all the outside shit, okay? Metallica's agenda is love, energy, and heavy music. Heavy music never. And that's it. That's all you want out of concert. That's all you should get out of a concert.

I don't want to hear a fucking lecture about some country I'm never going to fucking go to and how it's all fucking rubble. I don't want to hear about your stance on monetary policy because you're a fucking rock star, whoever it is, not James Hadfield in this instance, but you're a fucking rockster. You have no idea how economics works because money just fucking falls from the sky for you. You're the worst person ever to talk to. about this. He followed a debunked conspiracy theory to claim a tax refund. So why did the CRA agree to a $40 million payout?

Agency scrambling to recover fraudulent payments issued to sovereign groups. So there's this thing, and the CBC calls it a debunk conspiracy theory, which I think in this case would actually be the first time that they're correct in saying that. I don't know much about this whole sovereignty thing or how much weight it pulls. but this guy followed the instructions of the sovereign test thing and he filed the thing with Revenue Canada asking for $40 million. They were in the process of giving it to him in installments when his bank flagged it, touched with CRA, and now it turned out that they only gave him $10 of the $40 million. And apparently they got back nine of it or something like that.

and so he still got a million dollars for this thing that in this article it goes on at length to say is completely fake, bogus, a debunked conspiracy theory. And yet throughout this whole article, it keeps talking about how this guy using this debunked conspiracy theory got a million fucking dollars. And I don't think, I don't think that anything he's saying, you know, has or doing has, as much legitimacy, but at the end of the day, he hasn't been arrested. There's no charges filed. And he has a million dollars that he got from Revenue Canada. And I left this article with way more questions than I had going into it. And this is written by three people, Harvey Cashor, Stephen DeSuzza and Lisa Ellenwood.

It's one of the worst, like, if I'm reading a news article about something, if I don't know more, about it at the end than you fucked up. And if in this case, I know less about it at the end, you fucked up majorly. And this is why CBC is a fucking disaster. Nicholas Maduro, please not guilty to new torture-related charges in New York. And you can see this police sketch is where we're going with this. So if you're listening, there is a police sketch of Nicholas Maduro, with what looks like a foot long neck.

His wife sitting next to him with like a 10 inch long neck. Presumably the lawyer and a bow tie and his neck is bigger than his head. And then some lady with the ponytail and glasses whose neck is roughly the same size as her head if it wasn't for the fact that you were with a giant fucking forehead, it would be.

If it was the normally proportion of forehead, it would have been game over. Do they really set, like, don't get me wrong. This is better than I could draw. If I had to draw them, they would be weird stick people, and I would probably do the stick lady boobs on Nicholas Maduro's wife just for shits and giggles. So this is better than I could do. So it's not me saying that I'm so much more awesome than this guy. But this is a professional courtroom picture guy.

He does this for a living. I feel like with maybe just like a couple YouTube tutorials on the mastery of shadows and color graduations, and then maybe if I just watched one on how to draw giraffes, I could probably do a better job off the top of my fucking head. And yet here we are. Now, this is great news. So Canada, underneath the liberals, is now taking back control of our immigration system. And this is great. So this is from Canada's Minister of International Trade,

a member of Parliament from Brampton East, national campaign co-chair from Mark Carney, a husband, a father, and a tennis enthusiast. Yes, we are talking about none other than Meninder Sidhu. And he said, and I quote, we are taking back control of our immigration system. Taking back control from who? Who the fuck was in control of it?

You guys have been in power for 11 fucking years. Where did you lose control? Where did you? It's not a fucking set of car keys. Where's the control that you lost? Explain it to me. Walk me through it. Explain to me like I'm five.

British man arrested for wearing burqa at protest. Where's burqa to court? The 76-year-old pleads not guilty to a charge of using a face covering to conceal his identity. He got charged after wearing a burqa at an anti-man. migrant protest in England, and then when he had to show up in court, he wore the burqa covering his entire face to plead not guilty. Timothy Miller of Southampton, Hampshire, was arrested during a protest at Portsmouth on September 12th, appearing at the court.

The 76-year-old pleaded not guilty to a charge of wearing a face covering to conceal his identity at a protest. It was a burqa, which, you know, presumably they're on board with, unless. it's being used in this way. So he had to lift the veil to confirm his name, date of birth, and address. But he said the issue is quite simply, we should all be living under one law of which I think everyone is under agreement. And he also said he had an exemption and that he was studying Islam as it seems to be the most beneficial religion to be noticed in this climate today. He said that he lived in Morocco and traveled to Bahrain in Dubai previously. He claimed that he claimed

the arrest was unlawful as he complied with everything and was never asked to remove his face covering. He doesn't have currently legal, to currently have legal representation, but he's crowdsourcing for it. But here's the thing. This guy, this, we need to have this guy on the mashup. The issue is quite simply is we should all be living under one law of which I think everyone is under agreement. and that he's studying Islam as it seems to be the most beneficial religion to be noticed in this climate today. You know that Mozart gift where dudes like looking at the music? He's like, oh, and it drops. This is that.

This is pure fucking brilliance. Well done. I'm going to be really sad when this guy goes to jail for the rest of his life. Hacker says a one, two, three, four, five, six pass. got them into Denmark's ID register exposing 8.8 million people. So every time you think your government cannot get any fucking stupider, well, first off, you're wrong, they can. But secondly, every other government is also this stupid.

Parti-Kébeccois caucus members swear allegiance to the people of Quebec, not the king. Quebec's lieutenant governor, Manon-Jeanette, was nowhere near sight, nowhere in sight during swearing-in ceremony. So Quebec Premier-designate Paul Saint-Pierre Plandon and the 58 members of the Party Quebecois did not pledge allegiance to King Charles III at the swearing-in ceremony. Instead, they pledged their loyalty to the people of Quebec, something that is technically possible to do under a provincial law that was adopted

four years ago in the National Assembly of Quebec, but that constitutional lawyers remain skeptical about. I don't give a shit what fucking lawyers say about this. And honestly, this probably could have been the happy news. And the fact that it's fucking Quebec, like we spend not a huge amount of money, but just think about the fact that we had to redesign all of our currencies when Queen Elizabeth died,

because we had to put the new guy on. You know, when Sean did that, that show with Vince Lanchie, Vince was like, oh, it's a King Charles. I haven't seen one of these yet. Well, yeah, that's because we had to pay the mint

to fucking redesign the cock suckers. And then we pay for tons of security every time they come here. You know, things like going to the Jubilee, like that Ralph Goodale was talking about, all that bullshit he had to do over in jolly old England. All of that goes away. If we just say, look, we're our own country.

We're not going to fucking put your stupid fucking mug on our fucking cash anymore you dick we're all going fucking cashless anyway aren't we well you're going to make us put king I don't know what's the next one Henry is Henry up for whatever we're going to have to put his face on our fucking debit cards

in 20 years here's where the article is about the fiery chain I put it in the wrong spot that's why I couldn't find it before but this is what Jim James was Jim James was talking about and staff sergeant Annie Woodward said the Calgary police said it was a chain reaction of crashes. One of the buses was traveling, collided with a white vehicle, which then collided with a black vehicle,

and then it ended up colliding with a cube van, then carried down and hit the bus that caught fire, and the bus went onto the road and into two other vehicles. It was, he said in his 36 years in policing, it was perhaps the biggest collision scene he'd ever responded to. Here's some happy news. Saskatchewan Progress Party removed from the Register of Provincial Parties. The Saskatchewan Progress Party, formerly the Saskatchewan Liberal Party until a name change in July 2023, you may remember that from an early episode of the mashup, has been removed from the

Provincial Register of Political Parties effective today, October 9th, 2026. So the Liberal Party in Saskatchewan has just evaporated into the ether and there is nothing left. They are done. Here's your happy news from the rest of the world. World's oldest shipwreck found off coast in Turkey. So this, I'm not going to fucking fuck you. I'm not going to fucking subscribe to the BBC. I'll have to tell you guys about it.

off the coast of Turkey, I think it was in the Black Sea. There was a ship that they assume originated on the East Coast, and it was going over to Troy or possibly Crete, and it sank. The boat itself is no longer there because it sunk 5,000 years ago. This thing is as old as, well, first off, they said it sank while the pyramids were being built. which I guess begs the question, when do you think the pyramids were being built?

But they're saying it sank about 5,000 years ago. So the ship itself is completely gone. But there was a whole bunch of jars. And then when they opened up some of the jars, they found some fucking sludge inside. So they're currently in the process of figuring out what the fucking sludge is, whether it used to be like olive oil

or whether it was like some kind of like a tree sap or, I don't know. Maybe it was booze. Do you think it was booze? Could it have been booze? I don't know. But that's pretty neat. The ship itself gone forever, but the cargo sitting at the bottom of the ocean, completely undisturbed.

Nobody touched it for 5,000 years. And now they're digging it up and taking a look at it. And fuck you, BBC. I'm not going to fucking subscribe you. You're the worst. I should have just gone with one of the other places reporting on it. That's my bad guys. I apologize.

But that's it for the show, except for community notes. Community notes. Oh, why do I always almost do this? we got a lot of big shit coming up there is an election going on right now you can go vote you can go vote and you can vote on monday as well and on monday you need to tune in here because sean and i are going to be starting from basically the minute he gets back from voting and we are going to live stream for basically till midnight or something like that afterwards it's going to be this is you know as important as the federal election was

although it ended up being a fucking pile of bullshit. This is a big deal. This is a big deal and you're going to want to be here to hear all about what's happening. We've got a metric shit ton of guests. Basically, if you saw anybody at any point in front of a camera talking about this in the past six months, they're coming on. Although, believe it or not, a lot of the people on the Federalist side, have declined but but we're still hoping to get a bunch of those see that's the thing about us we're not just inviting our tent we want to hear from everybody regardless of how shitty i think their arguments are

and they're going to come and if any of them do come we're going to sit down i'm going to talk to them like they're a guest in my home it's going to be great it's going to be wonderful you're not going to want to miss a minute of it but you're probably going to have to because it's going to be like 14 fucking hours and you're probably going to have to take a leak at some point or maybe just at least go fart for a while like that lady on the bus. So that's going on. Saturday, this Saturday, literally tomorrow, the big rally at the ledge,

which is like the Edmonton legislature. I don't know. I've never been to the Edmonton legislature. Most of the time when I've gone to Edmonton, it's been strip clubs and hockey games. But this is going to be like that, except probably even cooler. And so go there and bring a bunch of blue,

show up. Let's put the, Let's put that one in Calgary to shame. Let's put the one in Edmonton happening tonight to shame. Sean Strickland is going to be there because he happens to be in town right now in Edmonton. So it's going to be huge. There are buses coming from all over the province to bring people in for this. So if you're like, oh, I'm stuck.

I don't have a ride. Well, first off, there's a ton of buses. And secondly, literally just put it out there. Put it on Facebook or on Twitter. Like, fucking DM me. And if you're anywhere half-ass close, I will. grab your ass and we'll go road trip and we're going to listen to metallica the whole fucking way and we're going to go woo-woo and do this and we're going to get all kinds of honks

for give all kinds of honks to all the people with like crazy flag super blue buses and shit the whole way there it's going to be great i think we might even get popcorn so yeah um and then that's that's basically her uh but big news and then all Also, I need you to bug Sean. Folks, bug Sean about the BC live election coverage. Because he's going to say, oh, I'm still burnt out after the separation thing. Do you have any idea how exhausting that was? Yes, motherfucker.

I was there the whole time. But he needs to hear from you guys that we need to do a live stream for the BC election too. So put that bug in his ear. Don't let up. Text them, call them, leave him voicemails. Send him dickpicks until he says yes. Whatever it takes. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been an absolutely.

pleasure. Thank you. Thank you for including me along on this. And where's the fucking damn it? I hate that. I hate this. Well, thanks, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to see you next time. It's not even starting at the start. Never mind. Okay. It's going to start at the start. Tell me whether I'm wrong or right. Easter west up or down side to side. I sit to stand. and if all to fly have all of my impulsed plans pop and locking salsa dance is on demand i follow leading off the map but stop the chatter scream happily welcome to the mashup welcome to the mashup welcome welcome welcome to the mashup welcome welcome to the mashup