Shaun Newman Podcast - SNP Presents: QDM & 222 Minutes

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

On November 5th, 2022 SNP Presents was live at the Gold Horse Casino in Lloydminster with guests Quick Dick McDick & 222 Minutes. This is the audio from the live roundtable for the last half of the show.  Let me know what you think Text me 587-217-8500

Hey everybody, this is Paul Brandt. This is Wayne Peters. This is Sean Baker. Hi, I'm Megan Murphy. This is Jess Moskaloop. I'm Rupa Supermonea. This is Sheila Gunnreed, and you're listening to the Sean Newman podcast. Welcome to the podcast, folks.

Happy Thursday today. We got a special treat for all those people who couldn't make their way to the SMP presents QDM and 222 minutes. We have the final roughly hour of the show of our roundtable we did on stage. and so if you missed the entire show, you get to get the fun part at the end where we sit down and, you know, answer some questions from the audience and that type of thing. So hopefully you enjoy. And just once again, I want to extend a thank you to everyone who came out that evening and made the night what it was. It was the roads were crappy.

We had people from all over the place who drove in, flew in, and just appreciate everyone who put it on the, you know, high up on things to get done. and show up at the Gold Horse Casino on a Saturday, a blistery snow-filled evening. But regardless, thank you so much to everyone who came out and made the night what it was. I'll stop babbling, and let's get on to, let's get on to QDM and 222 minutes. We're going to bring back quick dick. We're going to bring back twos. This is my favorite part.

As a podcaster, I like sitting up on stage. I like shooting the shit, so to specifically. speak, seeing what people want to hear about and that type of thing, and just talking about a little different things. There you come. This should be interesting of nothing else. Bring them back on, give them a round of applause. Quick Dick, McDick, 222 minutes.

I think I hit record, folks. It's also a sore spot the last time I was here. And I had, you know, I had SMP Presents in March. We had Daniel Smith and Shane Getson and Andre M.A. Murray and Eric Payne. And we hit record twice. And that turned it off, so we didn't record. anything. There you go. I saw mine was off and I hit the button. Is it working?

I'm a loud talker anyways. I don't really need a mic, but. This is where I want to start this part. Before we get to this, once again, my brother's been making fun of me. The first time I did this, you know, I thought it was a brilliant idea. Because I don't know about anybody else. I hate a hot mic. I hate it. You know, you hand out the mic and then somebody tears over it and tells a life story and you're like, okay, get to the question. Anyways, so I do this. And the first time I cheaped out, and I did a code of a free website, and that bit me in the ass, and so then it didn't work.

I've been to a few free websites, and it's not what they make them out to be. Eventually, you have to pay to see more, and it turns out real shitty. But enough about meat spin. So the second time I brought it back up, and I thought, oh, I'll just give you the website, right? I was on the free website again. two times in a row. So if you want to ask questions, the website is up and running now.

God love brothers in the audience that can just tell you how it is. Here's how I want to start this sucker. I want everybody to stand up in their seat. Okay? Yes, all of you. I want you to stand up. Sure.

All right. I've been curious about this, since I had this epiphany. Anyways, if you're from Lloydminster, sit up. That's no knock on Lloydminster. I love Lloydminster. I love Lloydminster. But thanks for standing up for two seconds anyway.

I should say this. if you drove from within Lloyd Minster today to come see the show sit out because I can see a couple Lloyd Minster I'm not really from Lloyd Minster I don't say that If today you drove from Lloyd Minster to come to the show you sit out If you're half an hour out you can sit out If you're an hour out you can sit out

If you're two hours out you can sit out You fuckers still stand and need higher expectations of your life I think If you came from three hours You can sit out Four hours. Sorry, is this regular driving, or is it driving during that bastard of a blizzard that we dealt with today? Go regular time. Regular time, regular time, okay.

Over five hours, if you're five and under, sit down? Six. Holy shit, I'm buying that son of a bitch of beer over there. I'm curious, seven, eight. God damn. What planet did you guys come from? Everybody give them 20 bucks for fuel. We can't afford this shit.

On this side, where'd you come from? Dosson Creek. Hell yeah. Eight hours are sitting down. How many hours in the back? If you were to drive. You're the only one standing. 16.

And where are you from? Abbotsford. Son of a bitch. Abbotsford is home of Magnum, I believe, where they make some pretty half-decent Canadian-made bumpers and toolboxes. That's a very industrious area there. That's the only magnum you're acquainted with, eh? Yes, it is, absolutely.

Only sailors wear condoms. I did it not to... It doesn't matter where you're from, folks. I'm happy they made the trip here. But when you have people coming as far as you have, and I've done some pretty dumb things with biking the toughness. I think there's a couple bikers in the crowd, too, and back in the crowd there.

Did you ever think, boys, honestly, you'd be up on stage, quick dick, 222 minutes, farm kid who turns himself into a podcaster, got no business at times being up here. But, I mean, you look at the rag tag group, you flew 16 hours, you drove eight hours, hell, you spent good money from in Lloyd to roll across the snowstorm and everywhere else in between because there was a lot of people standing. I guess, did you ever think you'd be sitting here doing this? I'm going to let you go first because I know you're just going to talk me all night. So you go and then I'll go.

Brace yourself. I just, it's absolutely flooring me that you guys think it's, it's very much appreciated, but just the fact that you guys would actually come out here, even if you lived here, let alone making the trip. It means the world to me anyways, and you've got my absolute undying gratitude. Yeah, it's, it's the reason I have that opening schick that I do in my show or whatever, of being like talking to my past self, being like someday people are going to come to see a guy named fucking quick dick

talking to a microphone, because it really is, it's a mind job to me. I never would have anything that I've ever done is just happened by accident. And the fact that people watch or that people buy fucking t-shirts with quick dick on them or whatever that laugh. The fact that there's like 60, 70 year old man

who roam around with QDM on is rather comical to me. It really is, but the funny thing is, I thought, like this is going to be a really good deal that like women would be hanging all over me when I've done this and I really fucked up because just a bunch of old farmers want pictures with me and I'm like I'm like yeah shit come take a picture with me are you grabbing my ass off fuck it grab it I don't give a shit but no really I never would have imagined and I think uh I think it just it just stands to the testament that there's I say toughnoles a small town but there's there's hundreds of toughnoles

there's thousands of toughnoles throughout Canada and you and I have talked about this Sean is I think people come and do this because we all share the same sense of humor. We might all share some different opinions on some different things. Sean's mom probably thinks I shouldn't have dropped the C word in my show, and I would agree with her on that. But it's just cool. And yeah, and yeah, like to echo twos a little bit, it's just from the bottom of my heart.

Thank you very much for everybody that watches and has come out to do this. And shit, I hope you laugh. That's the point of this all. I lost laughter in my life and I found it and I've got it back. And the best thing that happens to me is that I have the opportunity to be able to share it with great folks like you. So thank you folks for coming out to do it. Absolutely. Yeah, there's no way I'm going to talk over that.

Well, so the way I try and do this little part, you know, I don't want to keep you here all night. I know lots of people, last time we did this, they're like, oh, you should have just kept going. I'm like, geez. Well, good, because I want to go put fucking 100 bucks on red and just see what happens. I've never done it. Well, the casino is calling. The machines are calling people. I get it.

I get it. So the way I want it to work is, you know, your questions just keep rolling in, which is great. It's back up and running. And I see everything coming in. I find it fun to see what you guys are thinking and what you want to ask these to. And if you got a question for me, fire away. I see the latest one is where's the merch table. The merch table will be set up at the end.

That's cool, too. Somebody wants to sport a QDM or 2s or SMP, all the best. It will be set up at the end here at the front. Okay. Yeah, you guys' stuff's made in Canada, right? We've had a conversation about this, haven't we? I feel like I'm the dummy. You know, if I go back to that podcast,

I feel like pretty much a moron at this point, you know? I just get it made in Taiwan. What's a big deal there, Q? Yeah, well, oops. Here's the number one question that's come up, okay? How to protect our rights from the government's next over-each, and keep a sense of humor through it all, fellas? Which government?

municipal, provincial, federal. Probably all of them. So, like, I guess how I look at it is, I try and use comedy as an avenue for absolutely everything that I talk about. And anybody that's watched my channel, I mean, there's very few stuff, or a few topics that I would talk about

that I don't use comedy. There's very, very few times where I get very serious on my channel, and whenever I do get serious, I mean, we're talking about something like mental health or something different, but I'll always open up with comedy because that is how you connect with somebody. If you have a difference of opinion with somebody or maybe you don't know somebody,

I've found it is the easiest way for me to use comedy as a vehicle to get inside of somebody's mind. Because it makes you receptive. If you laugh at something, it's just a joke. You might be talking to somebody that has completely different political views than you or different views on religion or whatever it might be. But the one thing we all share in common is humans is that we laugh at shit. And some stuff you might find funny and you don't want to laugh at in public, like basically all of twos's presentation tonight,

but you're like, no, it's still pretty funny. But I think comedy is the most important thing to do. As far as using comedy to protect yourself from overreach of government, I don't know if there's a really viable way that you can do that. but I think it's a really good like I said vehicle that you can use if you want to try and get a message out about what you feel like might be coming.

I did a I owe the beef industry an apology because I missed my opportunity and deadline because I wasn't my attention to the date or time but on front of package beef labeling for example of what health Canada wanted to do with ground beef I missed my opportunity at that and that's why it was important for me

when when we were talking about maybe a reduction and absolute use of fertilizer and fertilizer emissions in Canada, I wanted to get my Canadian Fertilizer Band video out because we might not be able to change anything, but if we have the opportunity to laugh a little bit and critically think about what is happening around us, how we circumvent what a government is going to throw at us,

is to get out and get our voices heard and get loud and say, hey, I'm not okay with this, and it's not just me. And if you were to look at that video, there's 700,000 people that are like, that's not okay with me either. And that's a good vehicle to use. Well, I would say you're two people that I look at that have come because of governments doing what they're doing, right? Like, I mean, these two guys doing what they do with humor is brought a whole crew of people to a stage to listen and hear and laugh and everything else.

And that is bringing people's awareness to what's going on. Like you two epitomize bringing humor to what the government's doing, right? Like pointing it out. I mean, too, is we do it on a weekly basis. I mean, sometimes we don't talk about a whole lot of anything, but a lot of times we do get around to some of the headlines, I mean, from time to time. Well, I think you're both absolutely right. And when it comes to a lot of the things that the government wants to do,

whichever government it is, the more holes you can poke at it, and the more relatable you can make those holes, the better it is. And so, you know, like your thing that you did about the fertilizer ban, You had them talking about it indirectly. Your video was talked about in Parliament, which is pretty fucking huge. Which is my number when you think about it, right? I would have considered it a greater accomplishment

had they talked about the video I did once called Cock Your Bin. That would have been good. But they didn't, so here I am disappointed. The funniest thing you've ever done was that time that you just kind of as a throw. throw away thing. You were just pitchforking afterbirth in the middle of a rant. And that would have been great if they had talked about that, but I'm sure none of them got the joke. And that's kind of one of the other things is that, you know, as hard as it is to say it,

I mean, people that are literally thousands of miles away from us quite often don't understand us. And we don't understand them. And I think generally speaking, when it comes to, you know, who can make the best decisions for you, it's the people in your community. And the smaller it is, the more accurately it's going to represent what you think and what works for you. Yeah, absolutely. From Sirius to this one keeps getting voted up, this is great. To QDM, if you had to mouth kiss Justin Trudeau for five minutes straight to build the Trans Mountain Pipeline, would you do it?

Patriotism only runs so deep. No, no, I wouldn't. Jesus, fucking give it back to the fucking people that should have built it in the first place. Part of this is is being in the mouth. It doesn't matter. Just as you know if you're listening, I will not kiss you. And if I do keep your fucking tongue out of my mouth. Classic government overreach.

Do you want to come on a short though with QDM? Fuck, did I just consider that for that long? That just hit me. I'm sorry, Dad. But he's getting a little bit older, so I don't know. Is it him with or without the beard? You know what? I have resuscitated a newborn calf,

and I would assume that that would be better. Probably a bit less tongue. Just as slimy, though. Fuck. You both got your YouTube channel, your 222 minutes podcast. Would you let Justin Trudeau come on? Would you allow that?

Would you bring them on to talk? I would want nothing better than to have the opportunity to interview Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. And I'm not talking. Pick fucking clips. out of the dumb shit that he said, I'm talking across a table, let's talk. And no...

Topil curling rink? Absolutely with the players' tobacco cans full of ashed out cigarettes and everything and get in there. We can get him a white claw or whatever he wants to fucking drink. I feel like he's a white lot of... You know, you can kind of tell the white claw people. You can meet Justin Trudeau treatment earlier today? Is that what it was?

I was going to get you smearing off ice, but I thought it was too masculine. I would like honestly and and all kidding aside I mean yeah I rose something he would never do it I mean I've said some things

that are you know pretty derogatory towards them which I don't regret any of them but but like honestly I think and that's a thing where I you know I do some talks where I go into schools

and I talk to young kids about social media and a lot of different variety of topics that affect young kids and we talk about agriculture and farm safety and stuff and teachers get concerned about bringing me into schools

because some of them are fucking left-wing hacks. But like, I get it, right? My name's Quikdick, I swear lots and everything, but I think what a lot of people don't understand is that I actually have a switch that I can flip really easily and where I can just flip from, you know, I did it on stage when I introduced Quick Dick, and I just got a switch that I flip.

But I would honestly just like to candidly sit across the table from the guy and have a conversation. It doesn't have to be Quick Dick, but I've got one hell of... How long do you think, though, before you grabbed his head and slammed it off the table? Honestly, I hear you. Quick dick would, but I wouldn't, man. We can resort to physical violence and swearing and cussing and yelling at each other or whatever,

but the most damage you will ever do to a person in their life is to academically destroy them in a debate. And I would blacken that fucker's eyes with academics. And that's the beauty of free speech. Like, you know, we talk about how it's important to be able to say what you think and what you believe. But the beauty of that double-edged sword is that when you're giving dumb people an opportunity

to speak their mind, it lets them air out all of that vapid bullshit, and then people can assess it for what it truly is, which is just a giant nothing burger. Henceforth the Tuesday mashup, hey, Tews? Every week.

Just go with the fucking clip already. Who likes the song? Actually, we've been arguing about this all night. Who likes the song? Who thinks that just for the... Who likes the clip? Who likes for the interest? Who likes the clip?

Yeah, let's keep saying it like that. Okay, or let's have an honest conversation for a second and not try and frame the discussion. Let's say everybody's time is valuable and maybe they don't want to spend two and a half minutes listening to the same song every time and we can do a 15 second clip, get on to the show, and get everybody back to their day.

If we had a group chat right now, I would put you two in your own group chat. and then leave the group chat. And I'd be like, talk about your fucking song over here. All right, well, let's move it along then. Well, it's a question on the Tuesday mashup. Absolutely love the Tuesday mashup. I used to enjoy listening to the news.

I like to be in the know and listen to different perspectives that challenge my own paradigm. It's getting increasingly difficult for good journalism, as well as we know. Other than your own podcast, who are you following and listening to? that should be something for Sean to start off with. He's doing a lot of question asking, not a lot of questions answering. Let's get him more on this.

One of the people that I just interviewed actually was Rupa Supermagna, and actually I was talking to a couple people out in the audience about it. That was a great interview, by the way. She writes for the National Post, and she's a lady originally from India who's come over and just has like a really good grasp of what's kind of going on, how to kind of cut through the bullshit, so to speak. I don't agree with everything she says,

but I don't think you should. And that's one lady that I've been doing, she's got a podcast as well, but I find her writing to be just like fantastic. It's honestly like top-notch in a country where you can't find that a whole lot. So that's one I'm paying attention to. Yeah, sure.

I'll go next. One of the organizations that we talk about a fair bit on the mashup is Blacklock's reporter. and basically any time we talk about some document that was a Freedom of Information Act and most of it's all blacked out more than Trudeau's face, generally speaking, it comes from those people and them just hitting the pavement and doing the work that nobody else in Ottawa is doing. And I would say that there's a couple good ones out there,

but I'd say they're hands down the best people covering Canadian media are covering Canadian politics right now. And they seem to break everything. Like every big story comes from one of their foips or whatever they're doing. And then two days later, it comes out with the other people. And then a week later, CBC talks about how something they did was racist. True.

Yeah, Tom Korski, Holly Donne. They're really good. They do a great job. Tom Korski this week. That should be interesting. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, right on. So I've noticed in the last little while,

and I guess this is a little bit of, like it's a long answer, but I've started exposing myself to some... I've got to be careful where I pause. Teachers are exposed to himself. Teachers are worried that I come to schools, yeah. I've started exposing myself to a lot of different media on the left-wing side. See, I knew he'd talk over me all night, you know what I mean? I recently did a live spot with a guy named, Ryan Jasperson on Real Talk out of Edmonton, who is notoriously more to the left-leaning side of

things or whatever. Correct. Yeah. And to me, that's a very important thing to do. And for this reason, I've had this conversation with Sean quite a bit, is we live in something dangerous in our lives on social media called an echo chamber. And that's where you find opinions that give you a confirmation bias of what you want to know and what you want to believe, and you find it and you see it.

and social media will help you go down that rabbit hole, and you will live within that echo chamber and not listen to anybody else. And I had a very candid conversation with a close family member of mine who reminded me that maybe everything that I'm saying is just of people that are like-minded like me, and it's all I want to hear to say.

And I stepped back outside of my character of who I was, and he was absolutely correct in what he was telling me. And what I've gone out of my way to do is to expose myself to people that have alternative opinions of me because it's a very comfortable place for us as human beings to be surrounded by people that have similar views as us. But if you really want to challenge yourself as a person and who you are and how constitute you are to what you believe,

get around people that have a different opinion than you and don't just try and dehumanize them for what you. what they have. Try and understand why they have their opinion, where their opinion comes from. And if you can get past that tiny little uncomfortable point of, I fucking hate you in what you're saying, you will often find common ground. You're not going to find common ground on absolutely everything, but you're going to learn where their opinion comes from. Maybe they've experienced some things in their life that you haven't. You have experienced some things in your life that they haven't. We look at that. I always use homelessness as an example because where I live in Tuffnell,

homelessness is not a problem. Food banks are not a problem. Have you gone downtown Regina? It is a fucking problem, people. There are people freezing and dying and starving, and I don't see it. And if you never listen to somebody that has to see that every day or that has had somebody die with them, you will never be able to empathize with what they're saying. And I've made it a goal of mine to get outside of my comfort zone and go on something like Ryan Jasperson, because you can have conversations. with peoples that you don't have to agree with. And if you find a tiny little bit of common ground with another human being, we're slowly going to start bringing back together what our fucking prime minister is tearing apart in this country.

Yeah, well said. It's one of the things on a podcast is super cool. I don't know. Some people think I keep my cool when I got, you know, people saying things that I don't like and whatever else. But I find if you just ask questions and try and like really try and listen, lots of times I mean all of us just want to be heard

you know like in today's world everything is moving like lightning speed you know put out of whatever and you just carry on nobody stops to like how's it going today how's it really going today right

and I mean given a podcast that's exactly what it is it's two hours or it's an hour whatever the person allots to sit with me and you know for me to tease out some questions and hear some things but all of us just want to have her voice heard

at some point. No matter the side, and no matter how many times I don't think I could sit across from Justin Trudeau and not slam his head across the table. That's just me, but hey, that's just, you know, in saying that, I agree with you. I think you've put it very well there, Q. I've got a ton of ex-girlfriends watching this being like, well, you never listen to me, you son of a bitch, you know? Sorry. Not sorry. I'm curious about this next question because... Is that one ex-girlfriend? Like, is it just...

Like, do you want numbers? Well, no, I was just... You said it's a ton. I'm like, well, maybe it's just one of them. For anybody that doesn't get it to, who's just made up overweight joke, so... Started off with trans. You can only go fucking up from there, I guess.

Alyssa, if you're watching, I'm sorry. No, it's a made-up name, sir. Is it? you know when I was trying to come up with an idea of what to put out a poster for you two all I think it was the odd couple and I just sit and listen to you too

and I'm like you'd be a fantastic movie like you just would you two Yahoo! Is it just me? Or his two's his fucking head way too big for his body? I don't fucking know. I can't not see it. All I've ever seen it

the box and then I saw in real life I was like I fucking knew it. But he wore cowboy boots, so that's cool. Well, look at the amount of snow we had. I was chuckling at the wardrobes of us three. So somebody asked Alberta versus Saskatchewan, okay? That was the question, okay? And I'm like, well...

That's not a question. That's not a question. It's not a question. Can you expand on it? Can you expand on it? No, that's what the question is. Alberta versus Saskatchewan. I'm like, small town Saskatchewan, small town Saskatchewan,

even though I live in Alberta right now, and I love Alberta, all you lovely Albertans, I love it. hands down Saskatchewan, let's roll. Let's go riders. You actually can't say that right now because they're really fucking shitty. They're really shitty.

How is that any different than every other year with the exception of 2013? You know what? Yeah, of course Saskatchewan. I was born, born, raised, and it made me who I am, but I can't take away from Alberta.

I was in Alberta for 19 years. I worked oil and gas in Brooks because I didn't know what Brooks was when somebody convinced me to move there. And then the fuck out of there as soon as humanly possible, but then I spent 16 years in Grand Prairie. And Alberta has been,

hey, Grand Prairie folks in here? That's why you Dawson Creek folks, I was like, shit! Guys been down to elbows lately? Not bad. One stripper that dance there. to pull Alberta back into the mix. Literally, I just interviewed half of Alberta. We got Daniel Smith as our premier.

Woo! Right? Like, that woman is fucking on fire. So, I got all the time for Alberta. I'm just saying my heart lies in Saskatchewan. Where this is going, but like even and like this is where, I mean, yeah, people will shit all over me for it, but I don't fucking care because I probably won't see him ever

again and it doesn't matter to me. It's not just Saskatchewan, it's Canada. And I am a Canadian. through and through and I realize that there's some places in the GTA and you know and in in Metro Vancouver in a few places that maybe we're not going to align with it but I mean I've spent time in Quebec where I am proud to know people in Quebec that I would call my friends and my family and and I would die for them too because they're no different than then we are in small town Saskatchew and I can parley vu to them um pu-on-francée you know what I mean

we got a Quebecer in the audience tonight do we have right head on. Yes, we do. But it's just, and I say it, when I say it in my show, I mean it, small towns all across Canada are no different. It doesn't matter if you're in Ontario or PEI or New Brunswick. I've had the privilege to see every province

and territory minus none of it, but I mean it was fucking northwest territories for years. It doesn't fucking matter anyways. We are a country full of incredible people. And yes, I love Saskatchewan. I was born. I bleed green and yellow. But

Canada is fucking awesome because it is full of awesome people just like who is in this room tonight. And don't ever kid yourself that that's not the way. I spent almost two weeks in Quebec and I was drunk and I swear if it wasn't for the language, I just would have thought that I was in the middle of fucking Saskatchewan. But our small communities exist everywhere. Go find them, go see them and be friends with them because this country's fucking awesome. Leave it to Q to bring it all back in, lovey, wavy, eh? You know, I got to say this about Ontario, because on one of the last Tuesday mashups,

we said something about, I don't know, all of us in Canada are, you know, pretty close, except for that GTA, you know, like, the guys, what are they doing down there? And then I had a bunch of people reach out from the GTA or listen to Tuesday mashups. I'm not all like that. So we're probably going to hear about it when this gets released because I tell you what, they tell me, there's quite a few of them out there that think just like we do, and they want nothing to do with a guy named J.T. You know what?

I wouldn't take my comedy show downtown GTA. Come on. You were just talking about Jess for Sun. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, which is fine, but I mean, I just, I don't know if they would be able to relate to the whole, you know, peeing outside of your pants in public kind of thing or whatever. You get arrested for that shit in cities, you know what I mean?

Well, depending on the city, that's kind of just the normal thing. I mean, in San Francisco, I think you get arrested if you don't piss outside. I'd be up for road trip to Toronto to see if QDM can pull it off. You know what? I think that'd be a hell of a time. I've bombed in front of audiences before, and it's not that big of a deal. You know what? I bombed worse than you did tonight.

So, first time I ever did my comedy show was in Lethbridge at 3 o'clock in the afternoon at a trade show. yeah and it was like kind of like during COVID and this guy tried to like scoop up the left bridge egg show or whatever and he's like I want to get you out and do your show and I was like okay it's the first time I ever did it and he didn't sell any tickets and so he like power called a whole bunch of people to try and just get tickets to the show kind of thing or whatever and like the first part of my show is like I talk about Tinder and social media and stuff like that and I came running out on stage as quick dick for my first time ever at the start of my comedy career to 150 hundred rates and every fucking one of them wanted a free hat how the fuck do you think that went

there's nowhere but up from there you know what i mean you should use my sister kissing joke i never thought of that actually do you have a bucket list you got a bucket list two's one of the things on it was to do some stand-up comedy at some point before i died so i just crossed something off bucket list tonight. And you guys were very patient and I appreciate it. You know I tried to offer him like 10 minutes. You know some comedian is listening to us going like 10 minutes what are you going to do in 10 minutes? Like you know to me I'm like short as possible nice and easy just he walks back down the hell how I'm going to go for 20 minutes oh shit okay. I had a few girlfriends be like I was like I'll show you what I'm going to do in 10 minutes show you I'm going to do

fucking minutes quick dick make dick you know what I mean? Bucketlist uh I Actually, I got it. I did it, yeah. I did it when I... Well, I could think of his flight of the Concordes. Two minutes in heaven? No, anyone? Somebody, my wife knows that's not a good thing. All right, two minutes.

No, nobody knows that song. Better than one minute in heaven. Two minutes? Anyways, carry on. Bucket list got ticked off when I actually left the lowfield. I wanted to see every provincial crossing in Canada, and I went and did it on a 2009 night train, 26 and a 1,000 kilometers picture at every provincial crossing in Canada, except none of it.

And 21 states. It was great. When did it? Well, okay, then what's left on the bucket list? I mean, you're both not old by any stretch of the imagination. I mean, some kids think that, but I mean, we all know that ain't true. What's left on the bucket list? I want to get shot at some point, like just a flash wound, but I'm curious. Like, I'm deadly curious. Like, what does it feel like? you know, I'm going to help you out with that. You can't. All the guns are banned. So my dad tells the story about how he had these crazy fucking neighbors.

I won't name any names or get geographically specific. But they wanted to feel what it was like to get shot. So one day the one guy just put a 22 to his hand and fucking shot himself. Yeah. But to be fair, these guys also had better TV reception at night, so they painted the inside of their living room black. So... This was when you were still in Maple Creek, I'm guessing. Like, I'm not allowed to be geographical, but have you painted your walls a specific color? Because I might have found your people.

White. Very racist. Your walls privilege is showing. You ask these two fuckers, what's on their bucket list, and the one says to get shot? What bucket list do you got over there? I mean, do you want to miss America pageant answer? Like, I want to bring world peace around. I, I... No, I want to get shot. That's what you want.

I mean, we're here to have an honest conversation. I'm not saying it's going to be pretty. You are definitely not pretty. There's a reason why the box shows up. Hashtag, bring back the box. You know what? Shit, I really don't. I really don't have a bucket list.

I just, like, I just... did and I kind of feel like I got it done and I just, I think it's more important to just enjoy like the moment that you're in. You know what I mean? We, we spend a lot of times as human beings trying to strive to something different or I really want to do this or I really want to do that. And I think a lot of the times we lose focus of what we're living in real life at real time. And that's kind of what this whole quick dick thing is kind of turned into is like just

just look at where you're at or you're a small community or what you're doing. Maybe you're busy thinking, geez, I really want to go to a lot of Vegas next summer and get a number of a snap card thing that they send you on the sidewalk. If that's what your bucket list is, I don't fucking care what it is. But in all reality, I feel like you lose track of what you're doing in real life. Like, enjoy the curling bonspiel that you're at or just be where you're at. We don't know if tomorrow is going to be around for any of us in this room. Fuck, if you try and drive home on these highways tonight, half of you fuckers might not be here tomorrow.

Uh, bucket lists are great and goals are great, but like that being said, don't lose track of the, of the short term and being able to enjoy the moment that you're in. That's, we, we really lose track of that, my friends. My TED Talks will be on YouTube. Tufnal Talks. Talks no talk. Fuck, I'm not to pay your royalties on that now, you son, bitch. I want 222 cents every time you say it. All right, what's next, Sean? This, this must be what John Gormley looks like scrolling through. through fucking text messages, sir. Actually, all I got in my head is... Scott Moeblocked.

I'm still thinking about Flight of the Concordes and how nobody in here knows it except for my wife. God damn it, let it go, Sean. Just let it go. Just let it go. Sorry. It's in my head now. Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.

Making love. It was an HBO show. Two minutes in heaven is better. Come on. Singing, it's not going to help. Come on. I heard Quick Dick was going to sing tonight. That's what I heard.

You know, so I have this. Do you all realize Quick Dick was supposed to sing tonight and then he dropped the ball on it? That's what I heard. Yes, that's correct. No, I will not sing. Yeah, actually, I had a thing that fit in with my Trudeau rant or whatever and it's a song. And I just, I didn't get the last verse wrote, written, wrote? Rit?

He didn't transcribe it. Yes. So, anyways, and I just, there's only a few things that I, I will just leave half done in my life and most of them are on the love life side of things. So I was just, yeah, I just didn't get it done next time. I'll have it ready to go. Yeah, so for the 50th time tonight, he's single. That's the 50th time?

I just feel like that's the first time. What worries you most about the future? What keeps he up in night, boys? He's single, nothing keeps him up at night. And if there's anything keeping me up at night, just a couple of sense. seconds and a towel laying by my bed and I'm just fast asleep. You know what I mean? Are you admit to being my family yet or not quite? No, you know, shit, I really don't feel like a lot keeps me up at night. There's, there's not a lot of huge, big picture shit that we can really

change. And I think we spend a lot of time worrying about stuff. We worry about a lot of the wrong stuff. We're spinning around a universe on a fucking one-of-a-kind planet and we're some kind of fucking organisms that live here. And the amount of shit that actually has to line up to be able to sustain life here should blow everybody's fucking mind. And we get caught up on a lot of different things in social media, but we stop looking at statistics of how we put ourselves at risk. And I think the funniest thing that I look at throughout the course of a day, is people worrying about risks of what we put ourselves at, but nobody will think twice about hurtling themselves down a fucking paved road

less than one meter away from somebody else who you trust has got a driver's license and isn't updating their fucking Instagram story while they're hurtling themselves towards you on a road. And you're like, well, shit, I just really don't know about what's going to happen in this world. meantime, you're both fucking picking a filter on the fucking selfie you took by the last fucking down sign, and you pass within three fucking millimeters of each other in certain death, and you're like, well, you know, planes crash sometimes. Fuck, you just about died 80 fucking times today, and you didn't know it. You forgot to add in, they were driving here in a snowstorm doing exactly that.

I was doing it on Snapchat. It was fucking hilarious. But I really, I just try not to worry about. There's a lot of shit that you just can't fucking control in your life. Try and be a good person. Try and laugh. Live today like tomorrow's not going to exist. Don't tell that to FCC when you're trying to get money from them because then you're not going to get it. Fuck you. But like, I mean, yeah, we got to worry about a lot of different shit, but we spend a lot of time as human beings worrying about shit that we just can't fucking control.

And fuck people. We're not here for long. So just try and fucking enjoy it a little bit. Except if you drop the C word in front of your mom, then you might regret it for three fucking days later. See, I would say, although I want to be where my feet are, I think what I've seen in the last two years is by wonderful people getting involved in their communities and getting involved in things that dictate parts of our lives so we can enjoy where our feet are, things actually get to change for the better. Because, I mean, the last two years has sucked. I mean, that's a light word for it, right? And I think a lot of us in here, and a lot of people listen to this when it eventually comes out, started getting involved instead of just being on the phone and letting it happen.

And you can enjoy things. You can laugh. I mean, that's a wonderful part of both life. But, I mean, I admire a little town you actually got to perform in. Now it was Kid Scotty. because I got this wonderful group of people who still volunteer at a very old age. Hell yeah, let's give Kit Scott here on to applause.

Absolutely. It's a culture, though, right? Sean's brother beat him to the bunch of getting me live. He fucking loser. True. True. And then I didn't come in spite, you know? It's not true.

But what I love about that community is, like, They have a culture of, like, community first. And I think, although you want to be where your feet are at all times and enjoy the pleasures of life and everything else, there's something to be sad about getting involved and making better your community. Like, that's a huge component. And that could be a ton of fun being exactly where your feet are and still having an impact on the life we get to live

and for, you know, posterity, for our kids and their kids and everything else. That's my thought. But is that something that you worry about? Wasn't that the question? That's a fair point. I worry about the future. Sure I do. I'm trying not to be a downer here, but answer the fucking question, Sean. Yeah, Jesus Christ.

Are you going to run for the liberal party or what? I feel like if I run for any party as a politician, you just dodge questions anyways. Isn't that what you do? What is this question period? Yeah. Not answering questions. Here's a fun one for you. What's your favorite small town bar?

Your favorite one. Now, I was joking earlier, and it's no more, right? We were talking about different small town bars. And Hillman's small town bar, there is no more. That's the one I was going to say, by the way. Was the swinging tit. What a name that is. Swinging tit saloon.

Not swinging tits, swinging tits, saloon. That's right. And actually, that's how I met Lee was I was talking about it, because somebody asked that on Twitter one time, and I literally said, swinging tits alone, and then all of a sudden I've got some guy on the- What would your favorite part of all the swinging tits saloon? I'm not sure if it was the lawn chairs

presented as actual bar furniture. It might have been the old lady dancing on one of the tables. It probably wasn't the Chinese food restaurant above it. It might have been the shock glasses in those little Dixie Cup champagne things. And see, my favorite part was, as a young man, you could go in underage and have drinks and mark them on a piece of paper yourself. John, every time you get one, you just mark it on the paper.

I'm like, well, I like this place. Sounds like the bar at the tough mill curling rink, but, geez, I'm, this is a tough bastard? Because the shih-ho bar is really good, because you can get drunk as fuck, and then the prairie chicken's right outside, and you can go ride it at like two or three in the morning or whatever, and it's no big deal. And they've still got the blue zone poster of Pam Anderson on the wall still, but like back when she was fucking hot,

before she got all that shit shot into her and fuck Tommy Lee and all that stuff or whatever. Both those things happen at the same time. Ladies and gentlemen, 222 minutes. And then they got like the Wildcat stuff on the wall or whatever, and like it's been awesome and like back in the day when the She-Hill rodeo was on

they would actually let you like bring the odd horse into the bar which is pretty fucking cool but there's the Kuroki bar you know the Kuroki bar? Or were you just randomly clapping?

Either way I'll buy you a beer there someday okay your daughters I would assume over there like dad shut the fuck up whether that's what it is or not sure but the Kroki bar is like

just one second Where is Karoki? Okay, so it's between Wadena and Kenora. Okay. And that took the curiosity away from 25% of the people in the fucking room. But, uh, all right. But the Karoki bar is called the El Karoki because for some reason, whoever the fuck built it, it looks like a Mexican bar in a small town in Saskatchewan.

And there's obviously no Mexicans around. And what the, why was that funny? I don't know. racist fucks. And, uh, but you go in there. And what everybody has done for years in the El Karoki is they get back in the day when there was a $1 bill, you put your name on a $1 bill and they put her on the wall. And then there was the $2 bill and you'd put your name on a $2 bill.

You put it on the wall. And then it got up to the $5 bill and they got the $5 bill on the wall. So the thing is, there's just fucking bills plastered all over. the walls of this whole place with people's names on them and that's a thing that you do when you go into the kuroki bar is you find your bill that you put up there when you were like 18 and you snuck into the bar kind of thing or whatever but like cole's note edition at the end here is if the kuroki bar ever burns down they'll never fucking be able to pay for the son of a bitch because all the money on the walls will fucking go with it and that's how they that's how they keep equity in the place right

There's always money in the banana stand. Any hockey players out there? Any hockey players? A couple? Geez. Here I am a hockey guy. I thought there'd be a couple hoots and hollers. One of the things, you know, I bring up the swing and tick

because I really enjoyed that little short window. But in hockey, neither of you guys played senior hockey. But in senior hockey in Saskatchew, and actually here in Alberta, too, you get to go play in all these small towns and then enjoy the small town bar after. If there's a thing I miss. I miss the hockey, of course, but the small town little bars after. Because everyone's got their own little lawn chairs for bar furniture or what have you. And that's one thing about senior hockey that is I really miss.

You know, like going and Mar Wayne on a Wednesday night. There's two locals in the bar and you're like, well, we're going to saddle up and have a couple anyways, right? Yeah, that's one of the cool things about small town bars is that they're all a little different, but there's always that fun, interesting thing. Like, I was, this is years ago, but I was up working around Turtleford, and

we just finished like a month-long hitch, and we just stopped in for one beer at Turtleford, and you know how one beer goes, and they had this band playing, but we didn't know about it. A band in Turtleford? Yeah, they had this cover band. They were great, but

we were outside on the patio, having a few drinks. You know, it was just one, right? And there was just the local town drunk. And he's like, yeah, so the band's coming tonight. And I'm going to open for him. What the hell is? Cool. What do you play?

And he's like, I'll be right back. And so he just goes running right out the gate. And he comes back with like bongo drums, a drum stick, this like coconut hat with seashells on it. And I swear to fucking God, a didgeridoo. and we're just looking like you guys are looking at me like everybody else is probably looking at me right now like what do you got

please tell me he played hell's fucking bells he sucked it was horrible he was blaring on this thing and he was like playing the drums on his head and he was clinking glasses and then this lovely old lady who came out who apparently was the owner of the bar she's like I fucking told you last time Don't bring that shit in here

And she grabs the didgeridoo And just yards it right over the fucking side of the thing Right into the parking lot And then he starts laughing He's like, yeah, I got skitted last time But this time I got skidded with style Bitch don't respect a didgeridoo

It's like she has no appreciation For Australian culture But every small town's got stuff like that You just got to go looking for it. What about the Dilk bar painted like a box of Pilsner? Does they get better than that? The right people know. Holy shit, we've got a fucking Dilk bar veteran.

Can we talk about Crystal Pepsi for just a brief moment? What are you going to add to the conversation? Nothing, nothing. By show of hands, who drank Crystal Pepsi? Exactly. Thank you. You bunch of uncultured fuck. I've been eating this

like just like over and over again. Crystal Pepsi Has nobody remember Crystal Pepsi? Nobody cared. I had it forever growing up because even years after it got canceled it was still in the cooler in the Chinese food restaurant.

Did you just say what was it? Exactly. It was clear Pepsi. It tasted like Pepsi but it looked like water. It looked like 7 up. See? What are you like 90 and you never saw it?

I hear you, Reg. I hear you, because I tell you what, folks. He's just, I never heard of it either. He still remembers what Coca-Cola had cocaine in it. Outside of truth. Okay, so me and Tuesday do the Tuesday mashup, right? And every week, you know, it comes out. And we do our thing.

And we decide one week, you know, no swearing. We're going to do no swearing. And dang if that didn't almost break the internet with rooster slurper, I still, like, at times I still laugh about it, right? And if it doesn't make the questions, too, what the heck? It's been carved into the beaches in PEI. It's made its way to Ottawa. It's just found its way, and you're like, this was a, you know,

it's supposed to be like a pleasant, no swearing episode. We're going to be nice and kosher. We're just going to be respectable. Mom's going to like it. She's going to listen, okay? And in the first two minutes, he throws a roo-and-slur. What does kosher, like, what does salt have to do with any of this? Anyways.

Sorry. Okay, keep going. Thank you. Outside of Trudeau, who is the biggest rooster slurper? How much time you got? I would say there's about 336 politicians in Ottawa that match that description. And I'm saying that conservatively because, I mean, there's 338, right? MPs? I mean, there's a pretty short list of people that we elect to represent us that actually do that and don't just look after their own self-interest.

So if we're just speaking politically, you could pick just about any one of them. I mean, they're just, you know, if we're going to continue the whole no-swearing thing, they're all just a bunch of startled lady parts. Does anybody need Google translate for what? Does this go to me, the biggest rooster slurper out there? Yeah. So I get accused from time to time of being a partisan hack and a bunch of different things or whatever. and to be honest, I take that moderately to offense

because I believe that when something happens within a political party that I support is garbage, I also call it out whether I voted for the fuckers or not. But I'm going to say publicly in front of everybody that the biggest rooster slipper that I've come across recently is Lyle fucking Stewart of the SaaS party who invited Colin fucking Thatcher to sit during the... the fucking

the opening speech whatever the fuck it is there, whatever. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. Put a bit of context into that. Like, how so? Well, the opening thing for the fucking thing. Yeah, the opening thing for the fucking thing.

It's the thing where they say a bunch of shit that they don't fucking mean or whatever. I don't know why it's not coming to me here right now. And I should know. No. Question to hear you. Interview. Good. Speech.

Speech from the throne. Thank you very much. Thank you. Yes. Because, actually, I make most of my videos from the throne. It's the grossest fucking thing I've ever seen. And I would just punch Law Stewart right in the fucking mouth. Like, what, a couple of weeks?

Not even a couple of weeks. Like, when you're fucking 90, I guess that's a long time ago, yeah. Yeah. That was fucking gross, and that's what's what. Back then, it was just a stump speech. It's the out-house speech from the out-house. Is there an Evan Swanson in here? And is it at your birthday?

Holy shit. Happy birthday, Evan. How old are you? Bullshit. All right, before we let everybody out of here, here's your final one. Why does, why does it quick? We'll do two. Why does it quick to have a girlfriend?

Somebody in the audience would like to know. How the... If I had the fucking answer, I'd probably have one. Tews has got it. Tews? Yeah, dude, you look like some rats have infested your face and just rubbed insulation all over everything and shat on it. Some chicks dig the beard, man.

It's... Yeah, thank you. Table 17, four seats over. I'll come have a beer with you later. I fuck you, man. I'm not your type. Why does QDM

hide behind the beard and why does twos hide behind the box? That's your final one. Same answer both times. Two sides behind the box because now everybody sees his face and they're like, no, we fucking get it. That's why we made you pay in advance. I don't

feel like I hide behind the beard. I had a great opportunity to partner up with the braiding God break close guts for cancer out of Yorkton. We raised like almost fucking 60 grand to shave this fucking piece of shit off of my face, which actually felt really good for a little while. That's super cool though.

Yeah. But I just, I worked oil and gas for like 19 years. And you might not know this, folks, but I have got sensitive skin. And it fucking hurts to shave, and I'd get the worst razor burn on planet Earth, and I did it for 19 fucking years. And as soon as I left the oil field,

I just fucking gave all of my razors this. All of his razors. So the carpet matches the drapes. Maybe that's why you're sickle. So do you mean the carpet matches the drapes or the curtains match my pubs? I'm not sure which one you meant. I don't know how more I can spell it out. And we are very sorry, Mrs. Newman.

If anybody wants to find out, Females, females. Yeah, so I actually, I just, I, shit, I just quit fucking shave in my face because, because I was really tired of fucking razor burn. And to be honest, I've got two brothers that have glorious fucking beards. And I, for once, I just wanted to fit in as the middle child. Yeah, so for anybody curious, we've been drinking beer all night, so he's going to hit the urinal after. and he's going to drop trow all the way and pull his shirt up to his chin and stick his hands on his hips

and lean back a little bit and you can find out for sure why do i always get weird looks when i do that it's how i fucking learned you just keep doing it qdm 222 minutes round of applause that cannot be how we end this how would you like to end it i don't know do you have another question that isn't about his My pubes? My pubs? And pubs? Sure. I'm comfortable talking about anything.

I'm perfectly comfortable. Holy shit. Actually, while Sean is fucking scrolling here in all the reality, I want to give a big shout out to Sean Newman here. Like, what a great night. We all came out of our amazing beef dinner, support beef ranchers. I don't know who the fuck brought fish here, but thank you for supporting them too, I guess, all the way over on the East Coast.

this is a great night and it's great to get the hell out of the house after these last couple of years drink some fucking beer and have some fun. Thank you everybody for spending your hard-earned money to come out here and support Sean's fucking endeavor of going off on the podcasting scheme here

or whatever. But to come out here and crush some beers and have some fun because we need to do more of this shit. And I appreciate all you coming out here and thank you, Sean, for putting this on for everybody to come out and laugh and drink some beers and have some fun tonight. and thanks twos for coming from fucking Cochran

I'm not fucking Cochran that's way too big Crossfields Is that supposed to be better or worse We don't even have a shop kind Fuck you My small town is smaller than your small town Would you like one final question?

One final question, let's go You're ridden like an idiot so this is probably going to be good God you haven't let people get another big Seriously serious. This is a serious one. Who's had the biggest impact on your life? Oh, shit. And how? I mean, we just talked about this the other day.

You know, we were talking about teachers and stuff like that, and I talked about my football coach in high school. I would say that he's right up there. In terms of people I haven't met, though, Thomas Soul, he's written 100 awesome books of which I've read like three. And they've been monumental. It's two people. And it's my fucking brothers.

It's not just because one of those fucking bastards is in the audience and I didn't get to the part of my show where I bashed the shit out of them. But we grew up pretty tight in the middle of nowhere and it doesn't seem to matter where our political beliefs lie or what we do. There are two guys that have taught me that you might be able to disagree every now and then

but family's family and we only have each other around for a little while and they keep me very ground. I keep in touch with him every day, and everybody thinks that I'm the funny one out of the family, and I'm not. Those two fuckers are eight times funnier than I am. Anybody that knows the brother of mine that's in the audience here knows that he's funnier than I am, and they're the light of my fucking life, and they keep me going, and I don't know where the fuck I'd be without him. So that's it. It's two people.

I want you, Sean. And fuck you. So, yeah. And I can say that because I love him. you asshole thank you for providing me a bed tonight you're asking me

who's had the biggest impact yeah absolutely give her sure this is Sean Newman closes out his own fucking show she's sitting she's sitting in the front row right now she's probably the best looking

woman in the building sorry ladies um you know what I shit I'll agree with that but uh you know

all my family's had a big impact on my life, but, you know, I don't know what I was before I met my wife, but I was kind of the wild child maybe, kind of, I don't know what I was doing at times, and she just kind of, you know, like a good woman, I think for most men does, just kind of chipped, and she might say smack me the right way, but, I mean, just kind of, and, you know, like three beautiful kids, beautiful family, beautiful life, like, I can't argue with anything of that, and I mean, When I'm having a rough day, the best place to be is back home. And there we have it with no shame.

Sean is trying to get laid tonight at the end of his show. And you know what? I'll help him out a little bit. Correct. Drunk and sappy. He says the exact same stuff when it's just us guys drinking beers. So he's not just trying to butter you up. 222 minutes, QDM.

Give him a round of applause. Sean Newman. Thanks for coming out tonight, folks. Really appreciate it. Thank you so much for coming out and doing this.