Shawn Ryan Show - Vigilance Elite Outtakes | Hilarious Warm Up Round with Nick Kefalides

Episode Date: July 7, 2020

A hilarious warm up session before filming Shawn Ryan Show #004 with Nick Kefalides Vigilance Elite/Shawn Ryan Links: Website - https://www.shawnryanshow.com Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/VigilanceElite TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@shawnryanshow Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shawnryan762 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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or a different kind of assassin. Now you're the best assassin. So, what's your fishing story? Oh, man, where do I start? I've got a lot. You know, I've got a lot of really cool like big fish stories and stuff, but you know, when I think about something that kind of makes me really live, it's, you

know, when I started guiding full-time, I had this client that I took out and, you know, he's just a big guy, you know, heavy-set guy, just really big dude. And, you know, we had a great time, great time, good conversation and we're out there. And he had mentioned something to me earlier in the day about having stomach issues. His concern was, hey are we close? Where we're going to be fishing, it would be somewhat close to a bathroom. And I was like, yeah, I mean, we'll be within five minutes.

Like right off the bat, that was his first question. Well, it wasn't his first one, but it was something he mentioned that, you know, he was asking a ray of different questions about, hey, how big is this body of water? And how many acres? And, you know, what kind of species of fish or will you find in this lake?

And, you know, yada yada, and then he happened to mention I didn't really think anything of it. Fast forward a couple hours when we're, down getting it and down nitty gritty with fishing and he randomly is like, hey, where did you say that that bathroom was? Are we close to it?

And he sounded like really concerned like in a panic. And I told know, he sounded like really concerned, like in a panic. And, yeah, I told him, I said, if you need to go and before I could finish my sentence of telling him, hey, if you need to go, we can run over real quick. I could feel the boat kind of shaking a little bit. And as I look back, this dude's stripping down but asked naked.

Completely fucking naked. Like naked, like naked. And straight up like jumps in the water and does what he's got. Did you see him jump in the water? Yeah, I saw all my photo mommy. It was. Why do you, so he jumped in the water

to take a fucking to drop a dos? Yeah, well, he was like, I had to go. Sinkers or floaters? I can't say. You didn't snag one. I mean, I thought about like maybe getting one with the net, you know, and like, I but. They were too fast.

They were too fast. Right on. Well, what was it like when he got back in the fucking boat? He couldn't get back in the fucking boat? He couldn't get back in the boat, I had to help him. Are you shitting me? How, what was that conversation like? He, he, it was like, I didn't know, like,

do I help the guy, he's fucking naked, like. Yeah. Let me lend you a hand here. Repeat customer? Not yet, but he will be. All right on, all right. He feels comfortable shitting around me like. Hey, I mean, it doesn't really get, once that happens, repeat customer? Not yet, but he will be. Right on. He feels comfortable shitting around me like. Hey, I mean, it doesn't really get, once that happens,

it's kind of like dating, you know, like you fucking hold and farts in and turns and then it just gets to the point where like, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna let it out. And we'll see how this goes. It's gonna happen, you know. Everybody poops, right? So I've been burned a few times. Never trust the fart. Yeah. Yeah, I had that happen the other day

You shardied it's I get older just it happens more I know it's actually I don't wear underwear I know, it's actually, I don't wear underwear. But, let's kick this fucking thing off. Let's do it, man. All right, right on. There goes one right there. What was that? What was that?

It's a carletty fucking shit itself. If you guys do touch on medical, you should tell your Burger King story. Burger King. What's the fucking Burger King story? Burger King story is, but pretty much I had a fuckin' the moment that guy had. And I was driving home from St. Pete Tampa home.

I was on interstate four driving home and I had PDQ for lunch. And all of it? PDQ? Yeah, PDQ is a fast food chain, down in like, in the South. What does it stand for? Pretty damn quick.

No. Something quality. People dedicated to quality. No shit, I've never heard of it. So anyways, I stop at PDQ, I get something to eat. I get back on the road. It's not seven, eight minutes going down the road where it just comes upon me and I need to unleash

the fury of hell. So I pull off the closest exit. Soon as you get off the exit, the only thing that was there was a Wendy's. I pull under the parking lot of Wendy's. I shit you not. I almost I barely got out of my truck. I found the nearest bush that get the fucking hide in and you

fucking did it. Wendy's bush. Yeah, fucking hidden a Wendy's bush. Did my thing took my shoes off. Use my socks to wipe my ass. As I'm finishing up, I look up and just so happen to see a mother and her two little boys sitting in the fucking window of Wendy's and they're watching. I don't think even one of the little kids had his phone out and I'm like, oh, this isn't going to be good.

I got back on my truck and went home. Had a little bit of shit in my pants. Two hours later, you were on social media or fucking trending on Twitter. My wife got a kick out of it. I mean, she still to this day gives me shit about it. Hey, remember when you shit your pants? Holy fuck.

Well, those are some shitty stories. They're pretty good. They're pretty good. Alright, fuck it. Let's get it on. Finding suitable mental health medications can be a challenge. The gene site test may help. Did you know that genetics can play an important role in gaining insight on how a person may respond to various medications? Understanding this may help reduce medication trial and error.

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