Sherlock & Co. - 42 - The Lion's Mane - Part One

Episode Date: July 16, 2024

THE WHITE WHALE - we were paid a visit by Maud Bellamy from the island of Fjara. There had been some unusual activity in her community for a few months and now her fiance was found dead. Questions needed answering, so the gang (not Archie, he stayed with Wiggins) headed to the remote Scottish island of Fjara. For merchandise and transcripts go to: www.sherlockandco.co.uk For ad-free, early access to adventures in full go to www.patreon.com/sherlockandco Follow me @DocJWatsonMD on twitter, or sherlockandcopod on TikTok and instagram.  To get in touch via email: [e-mail] This episode contains swearing, grief, loss, depictions of human remains, references to deceased animals. Listener discretion is advised. This podcast is property of Goalhanger Podcasts. Copyright 2024. SHERLOCK AND CO. Based on the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Paul Waggott as Dr. John Watson Harry Attwell as Sherlock Holmes Marta da Silva as Mariana Ametxazurra Rebecca Hanssen as Maud Bellamy Additional voices Ahd Tamimi Written by Joel Emery Directed by Adam Jarrell Editing and Sound Design by Holy Smokes Audio Produced by Neil Fearn and Jon Gill Executive Producer Tony Pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Actually, just to note, there are some beautiful accents in this one. So if you are an international listener and you fancy it, you are absolutely welcome to listen with a transcript. You can get those at www.sherlockandco.co.uk Enjoy the adventure of the Lion's mane. My name is Dr John Watson, once of the British Army Northumberland Fusilia Regiment, now a true crime podcaster based in central London. I don't have much experience in criminology, so this is mostly a record of how I met possibly

the most brilliant and bizarre person I have ever and will ever know. Join me as I document the adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Thank you. Bye. We have a pension plan? Yes. Do we? Yes, we do. How come? Because I set it up, John. That's how come.

I'll get that. I'm heading out anyway. Hello! Oh, hi. You're John Watson, aren't you? Ha, I am. It's nice to put a face to the voice. Ha ha, yeah. Are you a fan of the show, are you? Big fan, aye. I think it's great. Really do. Cool, cool. Um, do you want to come in?

Oh, can I? Into 221B? Well, I mean, we're hanging out in 221A right now, so... Is Mariana there? Yeah, yeah, Sherlock too. Oh my god! Come on in. Come on, come this way. Right, that is Mariana there. Hi.

And that's Sherlock. Hello. Mariana and Sherlock. This is... Oh god, it would have been polite if I got your name, wouldn't it? Maud. This is Maud. Maud would have been polite if I got your name, wouldn't it? Maud. This is Maud. Maud. Big fan of the show. Oh, great. Well, thanks for listening, Maud. Do you live in London? No, I live in Scotland.

Wow, okay. Oh, you're visiting on holiday? No, she's not. No, I'm not. So, what brings you across the border, down into the big smoke? Across the sea and across the border. It's weird, isn't it? He can do that. Sucker things out from nothing. It's certainly weird. Yeah, yeah.

Do you, uh, do you maybe want Maud to answer the questions though, mate? Not particularly probing questions, Watson, for a potential client. Oh... You... Is everything alright, Maud? I just... sorry. We thought you were just a fan coming to... Well, say hi.

It's both. Maybe. I don't know. You don't have to be polite. Okay, so, um... My fiance is dead. Oh, Oh Maude I am so sorry. Sorry Maude. Do you um do you want to take a seat? No I'll I'll stand. I feel like I've been sat down for a month ferries and trains and things. No yeah of course of course. Was was he ill your fiance? Don't think so, no. You have seen it.

His body. I... ...have. What did you see, Maud? Your kitchen feels bigger than ours. It's because I don't put a table in mine. Oh yeah. Where do you eat?

Well, either at your table with you upstairs, or if I'm working it'll be at my desk, or coffee table. Watching crime shows. Exactly. Lovely. She's young, isn't she? 20, I think she said.

Brutal, brutal. And you said hot chocolate, Maud. Yes, please. Do you want me to sort of froth up some milk? Make it all posh? That would be amazing. Thank you so much. Hey, I aim to please. I've also got marshmallows here too. Do you want those on top?

Aye, lovely. Thank you. We've had clients ask for tea, for coffee, for a beer, for even a vodka once, but I think this might be our first hot chocolate with marshmallows request. Yeah, I think you'd be right. I'm just wondering if there might be a duty of care issue here? How so? Do you think we maybe, maybe need a social worker with us to conduct this interrogation?

Inter... What do you want to waterboard her with the hot conduct this interrogation? Interrogate? What do you want to waterboard her with the hot chocolate and hang her up by her ankles? John! There's no interrogation, this is just a chat to see how we can help. But we're obviously going to be putting her through a lot if we're going to be talking about her dead fiancé. She's come all this way, Mariana.

No, I know. Hey, hey, hey, don't worry. I will make sure this chat is light and doesn't head anywhere too dark or gruesome. And your fiance's corpse, would you say that blood was more of an ooze or watery? Sherlock, just can you hold fire? I'm obtaining important details. There you go, Maud. I wanted a hot chocolate as well.

Yeah, I know that, but we only had one sachet, and I think Maud deserves it. You could buy more? I could, but right now I'm working. Working by refusing to hear details about the case? No, I'm... I will hear about the case, but in a responsible way that respects Maud's feelings and what she's been through. So what do I have? Tea? Yes, a cup of tea. Here.

There's nothing stopping you putting marshmallows on tea. Ugh, fine. I will give you stupid marshmallows. It's not always like this. No, it's nice. I like it. It is like this quite often, but he cuts out the majority of it. I like these bits. I think you should leave them in. Then Maud, for you?

I will. How about that? Great. Ta-da! Tea with marshmallows for the big child. Thank you very much Mrs. Hudson. Ah, look at that. What a concoction. There's British people out there that would have you hung, drawn and quartered for what you've done to a good cup of tea there mate. Maud, I think what's best is we get a full picture, a sort of landscape of what is going on, who you are. Then we can zoom in on certain details as and when Sherlock or even John and myself require them. Aye, yeah, that sounds fine. A lovely hot chocolate by the way.

Oh, thank you. Glad you like it. So, talk to us. My name is Maud Elsbeth Bellamy. I'm 20 and I live on Fyara. Fyara? Wow. Fyara? Aye, so Fyara is a wee island between Orkney and Shetland, very north. And just for our listeners, if you could sort of explain, those are islands?

Aye. So, Orkney is an archipelago. Aren't that a skill? So lots of islands off Scotland's north coast, then even further north you've got the Shetland Islands, and we're between those two. Very isolated. Very, very isolated. You might sometimes get tourists popping by,

coming to see the old Viking ruins. Oh, Vikings! That's cool. See, that's exactly what I mean. ruins. Oh, Vikings? That's cool. See, that's exactly what I mean. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah, you hear Viking ruins and you just want to see it. Yeah, it's funny. It's like a limbo between the two worlds up there. So close to Old Norse but so close to New Scotland. It's funny like that. Plenty of Icelandics and Norwegians settled on the island. We've got lots of Viking names of places still there and plenty of video sites and old bronze

longhouses and brocks. Brocks? Brock. Borg. Like Stronghold. Old Viking defence tower basically. Like a fort. Okay that? That is really cool. Aye. So that's Fyara. It's pretty. What does it mean? So that's Fyara. It's pretty. What does it mean? Fyara? I don't know. I just... we all grew up calling it that. Must be old Scots or something. It's Old Norse. It's used to describe a low tide. But it literally translates as to ebb and flow back. Huh. Well, there you go. Cool. Yeah. So... Fyara? Um, yeah. So, Fyara. Erm, yeah. Aye, right. So, tiny island. Tiny wee town, as you can imagine, right?

A little school, then when you're older you go to bigger schools in Orkney or Shetland, or even mainland Scotland if you wanted to. Bit of a slog on the ferries and all that, but people do it. Or you learn from home. Or you leave. Lots of people leave. Course, yeah. Everybody kind of knows everybody. Things tangle together a wee bit, you know? Big tentacles of gossip and scandal and chatter can kind of run between everybody. Constrict us, you know? You can never stay in your own business.

It works in good ways too, I suppose. We're bound in trust, friendship, love. We're bound in trust, friendship, love. I just... I don't think it's healthy. Well, it's marshmallows and cream, but the chocolate is 70% cacao. She means the isolated island living. Ah. How so, Maud? It puts a lot of pressure. On residents, I mean, to serve the community.

Put the island first. When you fall out of favour with them, you may as well have been banished. Have you fallen out of favour with the Mord? No, no. But I fear my fiancé may have. It... it started with... with the White Whale. It washed up on Filworth Bay about six months ago.

Dead. And it... it just... That sent Harris crazy. He was so angry. Things started to get tense with him and the island folk. And now... he's dead. And now he's dead. Aye. Sometimes it takes an outsider to see the truths, you know? Are we the outsiders? He's dead. And now he's dead. Why?

Sometimes it takes an outsider to see the truths, you know. Are we the outsiders? Mm-hmm. Talk to us. Maybe more about your fiancé, but not his death. Okay, so my fiancé is Harris Staghurst. Six years older than me. He worked for my dad and brother.

In what capacity? Well, have you heard of Bellamy Barnacles? Yeah, they're in Tesco. I've got the potted shrimp in the fridge. That's us. That's my family. No. Hi. Oh, of course. Shetland and Fjara and Orkney. That is crazy. Well done, you guys. Thanks. So, Harris worked on the main fish farm.

A shellfish hatchery. A spat, basically. A spat? Like a fallout? No, a spat. That's how oysters grow. From a spat. When you grow lots of those spats together, they start to form oysters. Then you get lots of oysters in a bed or a reef so you can make them and form them. And that's what Harris did for us. And he was proper, like, popular. Everybody loved him. Pause. Pause? I will request that we have total honesty, even when it does involve recollecting over

a deceased loved one. What do you mean? Rather like your oysters decorating a reef, so many positive embellishments often cling to the deceased that we no longer see them under that barnacled surface of praise and admiration. Mrs Hudson, your true crime television shows. What do they always say about the murdered person? What do they always say? Yes, in the interviews. Um, I...

Oh, I know where he's going with this. They lit up the room, everybody adored them, why would anybody want to hurt them etc etc. Exactly. But everyone really did love him. Why did you come to London by yourself? Because I wanted to speak to you for help. You could email. I wanted to make sure I got the story right. Where are your parents? Where are the rest of the Bellamies? Where are his family? At home. Do they not seek urgent assistance in the investigation of Harris' death? It's, no, it's not like that.

Is it not? Sherlock, maybe if we just- All right, okay, just wait, wait a sec. So Harris was always loved by the community. Like always, but I don't know, maybe a month or so ago there starts to be this mood on the island between a few people. My parents, the guys that worked on the fish farm, the local councillor of Fyara. Harris just went from being super outgoing and down

the pub most nights and doing his runs or whatever to just being in the house. Aye, you must be Archie. Little lovely. He senses when people are sad. Oh. So, yeah, even his mum and dad have been off with him. Short and mean and just scolding him. His life decisions.

Threatening to kick him out the house. So he lives with his parents? There's not much money on the island really. Outside of your family? Oh forgive me but that's not a cheap watch and that's a Barbary bag and hat. Right yeah so um yes that's true. We're very lucky really. Anyway, Hades never told me he was doing this, but, um... I knew. A fair bit of the island knew. That he was scuba diving.

At night. Blimey. So... I'd seen him going out from Filworth Bay. I'd seen him wander out a couple of times when staying at my house, so... I followed him one time. He went down to the beach, opened his hut where he stored his gear. What's his gear? Scoop of stuff. So I tracked him down

to Fullworth Bay. That's like the biggest single beach we have, mostly shingle and rock. Then when the tide goes out you've got these big rock pools up here. Anyway he went down there and then he just gets in this shouting match with some guy. I can barely see either of them at this point. It's like pitch dark and I'm all the way up the bluff. I hear them fighting, so... I mean, like, I'm tiny so there's no way I'm gonna be able to help, right? So I went down the Lions main.

That's the pub, local pub. Because Ian Murdoch would usually be there around this time. But he wasn't. Ian's his best pal. and I thought he could help. I couldn't find anyone so I ran to the beach and it was quiet. Neither of them was there. Harris was nowhere and the guy was shouting that was gone. And the day, I got a call. Oh god. Hey, it's okay. It's okay. They found his boat, way out at sea.

And he was in it. Dead. I ran down to the beach because I knew they'd drag it back to shore. I could see the police and that and... Oh man. I looked in the boat and there he was, bloody, bruised, wet suit was all torn and his skin, it was like these thick purple lashes against them, like he'd been whipped and burned. He was swollen and inflamed, these giant welts and blisters leaking with pus and blood. And it was just... it was awful. It was awful. That's not it. What else, Maud?

He... he had started to engrave a message on the side of the boat. What did it say? Lion. Lion. Do you believe it to be murder, Maud? He'd been scuba diving since he was ten. This ain't no accident. But it's being investigated and reported that way. Is that correct? Aye. Correct. I saw his body.

This was on purpose. He was tortured. I'm really sorry. No, no. Don't be sorry. I just... I don't know what to do. Something happened. Something... Ch something changed and now he's dead And everyone is acting like this is some accident and it bloody isn't

It's just convenient for them, ain't it? Oh that guy we fell out with, oh aye he drowned, what a bloody shame Anyway, here's your new ferry timetable for autumn Such bollocks. Such total bollocks. Intriguing. Celebration is a universal language. It connects people wherever they go.

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So you just stood in the shower cubicle in your clothes for... What? Wait, when did you- when did you come in here? Two hours ago. Very normal, mate. Very... very normal indeed. Well done, you. I look forward to picking up the gong for most normal podcast at the British Podcast Awards, mate. Thanks. Hey. Hudson.

Sorry, what- I'm in my pants. You messaged me to come in here? Uh, what are you talking about? Look. Come into the bathroom, Sherlock and I are discussing the case. I never sent that. There's your phone. There. I'm done with it now.

Yeah, thanks. Okay, okay. What's going on? Teeth are done, I've washed my face, and I was just about to sit down and have a wee. Sit down? Stand! I don't do sit down wee's. You do before bed? Right, that's... stop it, that's enough. Why do you sit down and wee before bed?

Can everyone just... stop? I don't do... sit... so... Before bed, I do that because... So, before bed I do that because, I don't know, I like to, you know, browse my phone, relax after a long day. It is most peculiar. It's not. Men can do sit-down wheeze if they want. The case, I mean. Oh, no, no, no, no, wait, don't talk about the case, because then in the edit it's really

difficult to remove the wee stuff. A wet suit torn to shreds would suggest a creature, perhaps a reef, but the burning of the skin... And whip marks. She said he had whip-like scars on him. Well, how about the weather today? We're talking about the case. Stop it. Guys... An adept scuba diving hobbyist and a valuable member of the community... until suddenly it all changes.

They shun him and his diving skills abandon him. Very curious. La la la la la la la, this is unusable. John, just stop. Can we go in the lounge please? We can recreate this whole conversation. I've been looking into something and I know this sounds crazy but we could leave here in 30 minutes. It's 10.30 at night. And we can get a train from King's Cross. You still have some stupid engineering works or something. We go overnight to Inverness in Scotland. We'd be there before midday. Then we drive to Jono Groats and we'll be on a Ferriti Fjara at 3pm.

What about Archie? Oh, Wiggins will house it. Hmm. Why are you both staring at me? What do you think? Can I go over the case details briefly in private? Yes, you can. And you? Can I put some trousers on? Yes, you can.

John, please just take the picture. Oh, no. The camera's not working. It says you're too nerdy and embarrassing. John? We really must go otherwise we'll miss the train. I know, I know. John, take the picture. Smile please. Yes, yes, I'm smiling.

Now hurry. Why? Because there's people looking at you and judging you as they should. What is this? It's platform nine and three quarters. It's a trolley stuck in a wall. Oh my god, have you taken the picture yet? Okay, say cheese. Say overly saturated book franchise for children.

Oh shut up! Okay, okay, taking it. I'm really not quite clear on what exactly is going on. Yeah so that brick wall there is a gateway to a platform and railway line that transports teenage witches and wizards to a boarding school in Scotland. Can I just confirm you haven't been accessing my medication? Well you can call it medication if you like but it's still drug abuse mate, okay? Okay, come on, we have to go. Yeah we do, yeah but can we stop on the way and get some Bertie Bellen's Every Flavour

Whatever's from Spindle Grots please. Oh, if you mean Gringotts, that's a bank, not a candy shop. Are the wizard parents gonna be affected by the VAT loophole on fee-paying schools out of interest? Ha ha! Hilarious, John. Hope they are. Hope the Hogwarts PTA is up in arms. I hope Harry gets taxed on that inheritance that those goblins give over to him as well. Mmm, yeah.

Outrageous fortune for a 12-year-old. What's he gonna spend it on? A broom? Four quid in Wilco? Yeah, because Animbus the Thousand is exactly what they sell in Wilco. But you could get a cauldron in the middle of Lidl. And you could rescue an owl from the RSPCA as well. I feel like I'm having some sort of auditory seizure.

It's a book, mate. Harry Potter fiction. Ah, I see. Hear that, Marianna? Fiction. Mm-hmm, yep, yep. This way, come on. But I don't understand. If you catch the snitch, you get 150 points. Yeah, rubbish, innit?

Oh my God, we are going to miss the train. And the snitch ends the game. Correct. But what if you're losing by over 150 points? Hugh, you're going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train.

I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train. I'm going to miss the train! And the snitch ends the game. Correct! But, what if you're losing by over 150 points?

You'd catch the snitch and end the game, confirming your defeat. Told you mate, rubbish! Oh, I am cool, I am John, and people are not allowed to like things. People are allowed to like stuff, I'm just saying, the Quidditch is stupid. It's not stupid. Why is it played on a pitch? What? If they fly.

He's got you there. Go, oh my God. In, the door, go. Yes. See? Oh my God. Still two minutes to spare. Yeah. Oh great. You know those tickets cost £200 each.

£200 each? God almighty, where's my solid gold bedchamber then? The Caledonian Sleeper. Ah yeah, so as Sherlock points out... Hello listeners, by the way. Hi, listeners. Sherlock? Yes. Hello.

As Sherlock points out, we are on board the Caledonian Sleeper, which is a train that runs between London and Scotland. It's a service. Sorry? It's not a train. It's a service. The train is a Class 73, rebuilt in 2014 to replace the 67s on the Sleeper service. And these are Mark 5 carriages. Together with their line and timetable they make up the Caledonian Sleeper service.

Sherlock likes trains, everybody. So yeah, we are heading down coach E coach E where we will find our room slash cabin slash whatever it is and we will have a bed each and in a mere 10 hours we will find ourselves ah here we go oh nice wonderful oh this is great like a little hotel room on wheels. So yeah, in in 10 hours we will get to Inverness. For those not familiar with Scotland, Inverness is a city, it's right up in the north end of the Scottish mainland and yeah getting that far north takes time but once we are there we will be able to

do a short-ish drive to our ferry destination and onwards to Fjara and the mysterious death of Harris Stakhurst. Oh, you're having the top bunk, are you? I am, yes. Oh. Is there a problem? No, no, no, just wanted to check. Hi.

Hi, you're having that bed, are you? Oh yeah. So I get the one underneath the insomniac. Yes, you do. Great. Great. Er, bags., are you? Oh yeah. So I get the one underneath the insomniac. Yes, you do. Great. Great. Bags, where are you putting them? In that closet on the side.

Yep, and then that door there is a little bathroom. Oh, now that's nice. That is nice. Oh, you need to pee, John. Maybe you should sit down and have one. Nope, we're not doing this again. Mike is going off. should sit down and have one. No we're not doing this again. Mike is going off.

Hello there listeners. Couldn't sleep so I thought I'd chat to you guys. Just in my bottom bunk those two have passed out and I'm just sort of yeah peering out the window every now and again. Train is scything through the British countryside. Scything? Slicing? Something. It's going along. The train is going along nicely and it's a beautiful clear night sky. The moon is beaming his soft white shine as we bounce the faint glow of streetlights and headlamps right back at him.

Our gentle earthly gleam of lounges and bedrooms late at night, the pulse of flickering televisions fluttering against windows, reds and ambers of traffic lights and roadworks, blues and greens of electric car charging points and pedestrian crossings, the brilliant white shine of LEDs radiating that same shade of moon glow, and all the while this train zips up the spine of Britain, transporting its dozing cargo to the frosty tip of this great island. Great Britain. Named Great, of course, because it is the greater of the British Islands, greater meaning largest. It has become great in the other meaning though, through thousands of years of history, innovation, humanity, cruelty, cock-up, courage, and all manner

of baggage and attribute that any country bears, or wields. It's quite a calming and beautiful experience all this. To see the country this way and then at some point in I'm gonna guess the next 20 minutes enter into another country, Scotland, one of the four countries inside this country. It's an experience I recommend. An expensive experience but nonetheless a fun one. And you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I may be a bit tired tomorrow because I stayed up for this but it's worth it. You know, it's definitely worth it. I can handle a bit of weariness. No problem So John is asleep. Yeah. Hmm. What a podcast host, Tam. And as you can hear if I Go over the side without dropping it in the ocean. Hopefully that is our ferry

a ferry from John O'Groats that is like the really really most northern point in Scotland's mainland and that is where we boarded this ferry which has just sailed past the Orkney Islands and is now heading towards Fyara. Not long now. So yeah, I had some sea sickness earlier but that is all gone now with peppermint tea. Sherlock! Sherlock is leaning over the side and I'm trying to ignore it as it's making me nervous. And yeah there is a kind of evening mist, well I mean late afternoon maybe, kind of mist, that we're sailing through. And I'm told by the staff that Fjara will start to emerge from it. You never get used to it?

No. Ah, never. It comes out, aren't you, like some lost world. Well, I'm definitely looking forward to it. How come you guys are visiting FIATA? You're here to see the White Whales. Um, oh, it's for work. Oh, aye.

What kind of work do you do then? We're investigators. Golly. Like, criminology? That's right. I must have missed something. You're not gonna find much work here. No crime on FIARA?

A few drunken misdemeanours every now and then, but not a whole lot else. Well, that's why we're here. Is this about Harris? You knew Harris Stuckhurst? I'm from FIARA, aren't I? Right. Everybody knows everybody. That's right. You don't think it's suspicious?

Did I let that on? You said there's no crime here. Aye, well. Harris, he... He was a tricky fella. Tricky? In... in what way? He could rub you up the wrong way.

Came across like he was bigger than the island. Well, living out here on this big rock, you get used to that attitude, so he's nothing new in that respect. That generation, they want to change the world. Not easy to do when you're stuck out on the edge of it, eh? Nah. Mainlander, written all over him. Same for all his brothers that are up and left. His ambition doesn't explain his death. Ah, that's where we disagree.

You're floating on the toughest, nastiest waters in the world, pal. Deep under there are crags and chasms of razor sharp rock, a darkness that'll swallow bright sunshine. Tides so strong they'll rip the hair off your head. What are so cold they'll turn your bollocks to wee hairy ice cubes. This part of the North Sea they call it the Viking Bank. Ancient hills and mountains that may have even held people

once upon a time, swallowed by the sea. Wow, intense. Ha, aye, nice to spook the tourists, but nice to remind ourselves from time to time, respect the churn of the North Sea and the Viking Bank. Or end up like Harris Staghurst. Or Fitzey MacPherson. Who's Fitzey MacPherson?

Who used to live on the island? Mm-hmm. And where is he now? About half a mile under this boat. Hey, might have, er, might have slagged Scotland off a bit to one of the blokes downstairs. I brought out some football chat, mentioned how shit they were during the Euros, which to be fair, was being polite, they were absolute sh- John? Hmm? I was just warning your colleagues here about your business trip.

Oh. Cool. Yeah, no, that's, erm... That's great, thank you. Look. Oh, wow. Wow what? Hi. Oh my word. That is something. Welcome to Fjallar. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh To binge this adventure in full and without ads, go to patreon.com forward slash Sherlock and co. The You