Sherlock & Co. - Sherlock & Co. Coming October 10th

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

YOU MUSTN'T BLAME ME IF YOU DON'T GET ON WITH HIM, Stamford said to me the day I met Sherlock Holmes.  Sherlock bloody Holmes. The guy that would go on to be not just the beginning of this podcast, but also the true beginning of my new life... And it is now that I should probably say the same to you, you mustn't blame me if you don't get on with Sherlock. He is peculiar - by neurotypical standards at least - but he is compelling. Like seemingly every media platform in the world I am asking for one thing; your attention. Just for a half hour a week. Maybe sometimes a little more, sometimes a little less but I'll try and keep it consistent. I know, I know, podcasts should be people in a room chatting. That seems to be the law of the medium.. But if you could find it in your weekly schedule to join me and my companion on these adventures - I can promise you. It won't disappoint. Follow me @DocJWatsonMD or get in touch via email [e-mail] Listener discretion is advised. This podcast is property of Goalhanger Podcasts. Copyright 2023. SHERLOCK AND CO. Based on the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay, test, test. This is Dr. John Watson. Testy, testy, test, test. One, two. One, two. This is audio from my microphone. Audio for the feed, I guess. The podcast feed. Just to check that it's working. Oh, hi. You're back. Yep. Podcast stuff. Yes, of course. I suggest you go now as I am in need of a shower. Holy fuck. Jesus. You smell like...

Oh, God. Sewer? Yes. River Fleet, to be more precise. Go. Now. Go where? To the toilet.

What? I don't... You've had a pint of Guinness and you've finished the orange juice in the fridge. That was mine, by the way. Well, how do you know I haven't... The door is at 20 degrees as I left it. Empty toilet roll hasn't been replaced. As you left it. Correct.

And the tap is dripping five times a minute, despite optimum valve closure, which I ensured this morning before I left. Have you called a plumber yet? You left at midnight last night. Whatever. Still this morning. Come on, Doctor. Chop-chop. Oui-oui. Bollocks. Right, I'll Come on, Doctor. Chop, chop. Oui, oui. Bollocks.

Right, I'll cut it there and do a different take. It's very simple, mate. Right, OK, you take the new bog roll from the basket I bought from Wilco and you just put it on the... Oh. Yeah, well, maybe you have to sort of... The angle... Maybe give it... Oh. Yeah, well, maybe you have to sort of... The angle... Maybe give it a push.

Hello, listener. For God's sake, why won't it fit on the bloody... Ready for an adventure or two, I hope. For the first time ever... I'm a consulting detective. Every single Sherlock Holmes story... Do you know what, mate? Please, do not...

God help me. What the fuck? ...will be retold. We believe there is a bomb on a tube train heading to Clapham Com. I know this. Yeah, sorry, I was speaking to the listeners.

For goodness sake, hold this. Oh my God. Just don't pull the pin. Why on earth would I pull the pin? The game is afoot what's a new weekly podcast from goalhanger sherlock and co coming october 10th wherever you get your podcasts subscribe now

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