Sherlock & Co. - The Priory School - Part Three
Episode Date: July 15, 2025WHAT LIES BENEATH - the hunt for Stefan Heidegger had reached its conclusion. It was time to involve the police and close the case that we came here to solve... All we had to do was find the body; and... for that we needed to peer into the gloom of Mardale. Part 3 of 3 This episode contains swearing, horror, sexual references, drug references, drug abuse, distress, references to violence, references to child abduction.Listener discretion is advised. For merchandise and transcripts go to: www.sherlockandco.co.uk For ad-free, early access to adventures in full go to www.patreon.com/sherlockandco To get in touch via email: docjwatsonmd@gmail.com Follow me @DocJWatsonMD on twitter and BlueSky, or sherlockandcopod on TikTok, instagram and YouTube. This podcast is property of Goalhanger Podcasts. Copyright 2025. SHERLOCK AND CO. Based on the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Paul Waggott as Dr. John Watson Harry Attwell as Sherlock Holmes Marta da Silva as Mariana Ametxazurra Jake Burlow as Jim Wilder Thomas Mitchells as Benjamin Duke Adam Jarrell as Reuben Hayes Additional voices Joel Emery Adam Jarrell Written by Joel Emery Directed by Adam Jarrell Editing and Sound Design by Holy Smokes Audio Produced by Neil Fearn and Jon Gill Executive Producer Tony Pastor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Previously on Sherlock and co I'm Tom Huxtable
I am the executive head teacher at Moorhill come a bit of a sought-after spot for the offspring of tech billionaires
One in particular Benjamin Duke. But we enrolled
just his fourth boy a couple of years ago. Saltire Duke. He went to bed at 10pm. He's
not been seen since. Oh bloody hell, sorry. Oh hello, you made me jump there. You've been
in that school I bet, sniffing around for that boy. You have no idea what they do to
them up there
Footprint is facing the wall. So we climbed down backwards then pivoted and finally here It meets another shoe designed for trekking deep grooves of claw like pattern terrain beats
That's the claw pattern on the bottom. That's the same as me
That's Stefan in his terrain beast walking shoes greeted master salt. I a Duke it would seem they headed eastwards
Down the hill Marder Jim Waldo. Hi, what is it you do for Benjamin Duke? shoes greeted master Saltire Duke. It would seem they headed eastwards.
Down the hill, Marday.
Jim Waldo, hi.
What is it you do for Benjamin Duke?
I'm his fixer. Where do we stand?
Chief suspect is a Stefan Heidegger, teacher of German here at the school.
A line of sight on Saltire's room, a grudging attitude towards the students' background, and he is missing.
Blood, Sherlock, look.
It's all over this stone that I picked up and look it's.
Yeah, there's more down here.
Okay Archie I take it back, you can sniff the boat now.
Come on, come on.
Holy shit.
Everyone we are at our final part.
Please remain seated until the end of podcast. Light
is illuminated. I don't know where I can possibly go with this metaphor. Look, just shut up
for a bit, listen, and absorb the conclusion of this fascinating case. I'll speak to you
at the end. Bye now. Over and out. Bosch. A bit over the Bosch thing now,
to be honest, but it fits with the episode, doesn't it?
This is where you kind of have to involve the police. And I have nothing, look, I have
nothing against the police. Against public servants. You know, but we got this thing
to the place where we wanted it due to the competitive
nature of these kinds of companies.
Sure, this private investigation team.
Exactly.
Now, they're always thinking, always adapting, they're fluid, right?
You think about the police force, you often think about rigid policies, old workflows,
permissions, all of this. Look, it works on a macroscale,
sure, but this is about moving fast. So what did they find? Turn it over! Ah!
What's under there, John? What's under the boat?
Holy shit!
More blood. Yeah.
But no body.
Correct?
Hmm...
Right.
Now, I'm gonna remind you, again, that I am an officer of the law. So I want the
full truth. Okay. What exactly are the three of you lot doing here? Full truth. We're private investigators. The school hired us.
Mm-hmm.
In the interest of discretion, I believe.
For the school?
For... Benjamin Duke.
There was a feeling... I mean, I dunno, I dunno.
A large-scale manhunt for a billionaire's son would have been more problematic.
Problematic for who exactly?
We're not in agreeance with Mr Duke on this matter.
But you still picked up the work anyway.
Right. Well, Sherlock and Call Limited, we may have to look into an obstruction of justice
against you, mind we.
Hm? How so?
How so? You obstructed a police investigation.
The police investigation began half an hour ago when we called you.
It...
Ye-ye-ye-well...
There is a common law duty to prevent crime.
A serious crime occurred, and you did not report it.
You are referring to S Saltire Duke's disappearance?
Yes I bloody am. You want to help deliver criminal justice mate? How about you learn
the laws of the United Kingdom sir?
The school and his guardian refused to raise the alarm, mate. The boy left of his own volition
and there is no statutory duty to report a missing person in the United Kingdom, sir.
Give me a bloody minute.
This hate's over.
Bosch.
Bosch indeed. C-Cock. C-Cock, yeah. Like...Cock. No, not like cock. Cock.
Cock.
You seem confused, Mariana.
B-B-But it's...
I mean, I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm not sure.
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I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure.? No, not like cock. Cock?
Cock?
You seem confused, Mariana.
But...cock?
C-O-C-K.
I know how to spell cock.
I'm just...I'm...
Why would you call your pup that?
The fighting cock, like cockerel.
Like cockerel?
Looster.
Male chicken. Oh
Okay, I mean still bold move but whatever well guess people talking I suppose
Right, come on. What's the police mate their way down here? We're buggered. Someone has to be responsible for that boat. Oh
Yes, here we go proper boozer right in the sticks. Oh. Hey, I like the beer pumps.
Yeah, very nice.
We are working.
No, I know, I know. I'm just trying to sort of...
blend in.
The police won't, will they? So we've got to play to our strengths.
Our strengths being what, exactly?
My ability to have a pint.
Hi there.
Er, I would love to try a pint of... pint of the Ragged Shore, please.
Pint of Ragged Shore, yep.
Lovely stuff. What are you guys after?
Nothing, thank you.
Oh, come on. Mary?
I'll take a Coke, please.
A Coke? Great, wonderful. Coke as well, please, mate.
Winds picking up.
Aye, comes down through Cragill.
Course, yep.
Drags all that dead wood into the reservoir.
Oh, is that what's floating on it?
Aye, yeah.
Dead wood's alright, but anything else dead and they've got a problem, haven't they?
They?
Aye, water company.
You get a sheep, little deer's stumbling in there, you've got contaminant, haven't you?
Right.
They test for that sort of thing on the outflow pipe, it's all coming through, you see.
What is?
Well it's not water, let me tell you.
You're nasty.
Not as easy as the cattle make it look.
Living on those steep hills in high winds.
There we go, pint of ragged shore for you.
Thank you.
Whose boat is that?
What's that now? There's a boat on the
shingle, is that the water company? Oh right, that'll be Hazy. Hazy? Aye, Ruben Hayes. Lived
here all his life. Where exactly does he live? I can't go saying stuff like that can I? Do you
want to hire it or something? Does he do that? Boat hires? Well he'll do anything for a few quid.
Right, yeah well, I mean it's a great way to see the lakes, right? To bobble along on top of them.
When are you hunting it for?
Errr... now?
Gee, God, there's no chance he's taking you out now. What are we at? Half six?
Well, can you leave him a note or something? We can hire it for the morning.
Yeah, I'll do that for you.
A hundred quid?
Oh, right. Oh, surely be bang up for that looking forward to it
Cheers
I think I see him coming. Oh shit.
What?
That's the guy with the giant dog.
Your friend?
He's not my friend.
Definitely not my friend.
Mr Hayes?
100 quid for a moat eye, you must be mad.
Something like that.
Ah, it's you. With your little doggie.
Yep.
Back in Mardale, aye?
Mackelton, no?
Almost. Not quite.
You're from around here, Reuben, right?
They said in the pub you've been here your whole life.
Oh aye.
Mr Hayes, I was just wondering with your boat, I don't know how to
quite approach this. They say put down roots, don't they? That's what they say.
Never mentioned that they could be torn out of the dirt though, did they? Sorry, if this is another
rhododendron metaphor, I really... we have a serious
situation here Mr Hayes. You see in the 1600s my family came to work on the
Holdenness Estate, not far up the road actually. Most of it's gone now. There's
some Michelin star monstrosity in this place. But there weren't a great deal else up here. No Incumbria,
no Lancashire or Yorkshire.
To tell you the truth.
Then you got this. Here.
Slate. Slate? Aye.
The mines opened up
when people realised you could make a damn good
roof out of slate.
Turns out the stone up here
can take a fair bit of weather
thrown at it. Before you know it, you're aligning factory roofs with it.
Mr Hayes, your boat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got some life jackets here for you. Let me prep up.
Factories and furnaces, eh? The industrial revolution. Bloody hell, revolution. What do we topple? Exactly.
Cleaned out the fields, the village pubs and churches, village bakeries and post
offices, local Smithies and butcher shops and school houses. Kids, proper kids, I
mean not like them lot up on the hill. Gotta get a shuttle bus for 25 minutes just to get to school.
We're now at our age, I walked it.
We all walked it, except for two minutes down the road.
Now it's a bloody Airbnb.
Got a jacuzzi in the back for dirty buggers, no doubt.
Dirty buggers, right.
Is this in Mardale?
No. No. Mardale was my granddad's village. And my dad's, when he was young enough.
Oh, where is it?
Down there.
Down... sorry, down where?
Down there.
In the water? In the water. It was a trove.
Like cattle, weren't it?
From country to city.
They all trudged into the factories and the workshops and the dockyards, didn't they?
Manchester filled by the millions and they get thirsty, don't they?
They bleed the waterways dry, so they come here for it.
Every resident of Mardill were kicked out.
They shut the pub, barred up the church, dug up the dead and flooded the place.
Down there, somewhere, in the deep gloom, is a place people were proud to call home. A place where kids were raised, pints were had, sermons were bloody.
The soul of this country is down there and they fucking drowned it.
They drowned it and for what?
To flog all the steelworks and assembly plants to every yank,
to chine them and then God knows who else going.
To hell with it.
To hell with the day trippers and backpackers and hikers.
The hiking are nothing but graves.
Mr Hayes.
And look who gets all the money, eh?
That school full of sick bastards hungry for kiddie flesh.
Hey!
Mr. Hayes.
You can see it.
You can see it when you talk to those lot.
Their eyes flicker like serpents.
I've bloody seen it.
They're sacrificing them to their gods.
And that's just the lucky ones.
Hey, enough!
Hey, just calm down. You think I'm
making all this up don't you? But you don't know what I know. You don't see what I see
or hear what I hear. Yes I do know. You don't. I do. I don't understand it of course but
I'm sure you'll reveal it. Well tell me what you don't understand. Maybe I can help you out, eh?
What I don't quite understand is why you have dried blood
under your fingernails.
Well, that's from the dog.
Well, yes, it could be because your dog discovered a body.
A body of a German tutor, I believe. How did you...?
What did you do with the boy?
He didn't do anything with the boy.
Mr. Hayes?
Mr. Hayes, do you want to take a seat for a second?
No. He should answer me.
Where is Stefan Heidegger?
You're one of them, aren't you?
What is it now then, eh? Some...
Some dark sex tourism?
You and all your friends want a piece, do you?
Well, this ain't Epstein's Island, big lad.
This is a place of moral standing.
And we will fight you demons and smash out those sick fantasies
with rocks between your fucking eyes!
Okay, that is enough. Enough!
You're getting worked up, Reuben, and this would be so much easier if you would just...
Patronise me, lad. Don't do it. All right? You're getting worked up Reuben and this would be so much easier if you would just...
John, patronise me lad. Don't do it, alright? Or you'll end up in there.
I'll ask again. You can consider your response a rehearsal for the jury.
You don't.
What did you do Mr Hayes?
You don't.
Where is Stefan Heidegger, you crazed lunatic? Where?
Mardil.
I don't see it. Deadwood.
The water company are detecting contamination so it'll be near the reservoir wall where
it pulls the water through.
He said he tied it to the wood.
Yeah, yeah, just keep your eyes on the dam.
That's where the wind would have pushed it to.
Keep going.
I think I can see...
You see the floating wood? Where?
There.
Uh, yes, yes. It has rope tied around it.
Oh man, oh man. Okay, okay. The outlet pipe must be down there. He's probably stuck in it.
Stop, Watson. Stop, stop. As best you can.
Yeah, trying. I'm gonna hit the wall in a sec.
This is it. He'll be at the end of this.
Is it heavy?
It's... He's sucked into the pipe, I think.
Let me help.
It's working. It's working. Keep going.
He put him deep down there. There's still more rope to go.
It's gone slack.
He's loose.
The body's floating to the surface.
Shhh.
Oh.
That's him.
Oh.
That's Stefan. The water is so deep. I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you.
Salter!
Salter! Saltire! Saltire!
There's moths everywhere.
There's nothing light left on that's why.
Saltire! You in here?
We're the local police, can you hear me?
Oh my fucking god.
And they found my son.
Hiding out.
In a local barn.
Like he found, and this is, think about this, this is total pitch darkness.
He's just been taken out of his school by some predator, Stefan.
He gets led across these hills and moors in the dark. Then this local guy, this Ruben guy, attacks his captor. My boy makes a break for it. Lays low, the police find him, I mean,
I think he knows like he intuitively knows.
The coast is clear, so he kind of makes himself know
that, yeah, that's my son.
That is incredible.
He is incredible.
I'm sorry. We have detained Ruben Hayes, the blood under the fingernails, the rock dust all over him, blood in his boat, the bite marks on the body from the day round and all that.
It's wearing no doubt that he killed Stefan Heidegger. Was it a lawful killing? He will go on trial and the courts will determine that but... Reasonable force used in the defence of another. Exactly.
Particularly an abducted child.
I'm sure Mr Hayes will be fine.
It looks like we agree with one another.
One moment.
Well, another case closed. Yeah, the German teacher and his prey.
And sadly we didn't even get him.
Hey, look, sick predator gets his head smashed in by local bloke.
We put it together, didn't we?
We got the info that Saltire was in the barn, the police just acted on our behalf.
Yeah, I know, I know.
They're calling him a hero. Old Reuben. And Robbie, of course. But then again, they haven't
heard him ramble on about evil elite cults yet.
Right place, right time.
And right man, to be fair. He convinced himself there's devils around him, then one lands in his lap with a child out in the darkness.
You wanna go meet Soltire?
Yeah. Yeah, we should, shouldn't we? But, uh...
I think maybe let him... I dunno, come back to Earth for a bit. He's probably still a bit spooked.
Yeah, I bet.
You okay, Charles? Very quiet?
I think I will take the issue of payment up with Jim.
Yes, good point. Good point. If it's, you know, the big amount like he said before.
Yeah, exactly.
Then I think the finance heads like you two
should tackle ex- I'll just go all week and stuff.
Sure. Come on. Let's go.
Goodbye, fancy school.
Farewell.
Tennis courts, honestly.
Your school didn't have tennis courts.
What, yours did? Uh, yeah Tennis courts, honestly. Oh, your school didn't have tennis courts. What, yours did?
Uh, yeah.
Oh, for God's sake.
You okay, mate?
He was barefoot.
Hm?
Stefan, there was no... terrain beast shoes.
I... yeah.
No, there wasn't.
I mean, we never would have found him with those things on. He would have sunk straight to the bottom.
Ha ha, yeah. But look, Sherlock, you know we know a lot, but we don't know everything.
I disagree. I do know everything, and I'm not the only one.
Sorry?
He was in boxer shorts and a T-shirt, Watson.
It was... impromptu? Unplanned?
No, wait, wait, Thingy Hayes might have stripped him.
He said he told us everything.
Yeah, I know, but-
And what would he gain to strip a man down to his boxers and t-shirt?
And what did he do with his belongings?
And why does Stefan Heidegger apparently have size 12 footprints,
if he is at best a size 9?
Okay. Well, this is a little enlightening, I have to say.
Yes. School remains in session, my dear friends.
Right, okay. But that incoming helicopter...
Is what, Watson? Our paycheck?
Yes, yes, it is. We were called out to rescue a child we
did so I know we didn't find him in the barn but we put the pieces together come
where are you going
here they are heroes a band of noble heroes! Hey, oh my god!
I-I-I-my gratefulness is off the charts.
I-I-I just spoke to Saltire.
He's, uh, resting right now.
I-I-I hope that's okay.
Uh, he is so relieved and thankful.
Processing is actually one of his key strengths.
I am-I just-
Wow. You've done an amazing job.
Amazing.
Thank you, Mr. Duke.
Benjamin, please. And you're John Watson?
That's right, yep.
Mariana, and this is Sherlock.
Hello.
Good knowledge.
Attentiveness. Key strength of mine.
Sir, this team has worked so hard to get Sultai back.
Stop it, you.
And I think we can probably go through the details, maybe...
On a call, maybe.
On a call. Yes, amazing idea. Amazing.
Amazing.
This is exactly what I required. To see you both, right here, next to one another.
What, sir?
Very pleasing. I am rather pleased with myself.
You should be, man. Not as pleased as I am with you.
Right. This has been...
A journey.
A journey. Completely. A trek.
Not the kind of peace and quiet people expect of the Lake District.
I'm going to keep in touch with, erm, Reuben. And we can keep everyone
up to date with his situation behind bars. For now. And the eventual court appearance.
We're gonna pay for all that. We'll get him out of there.
Oh! We should arrange interviews.
Yeah, yeah. That's an amazing idea.
Great, yeah.
Yeah.
Excellent.
Wonderful.
Tremendous.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay, well...
How do we get out of this security gate?
Ah, here we are.
Hello, can I just get you to sign out if you're leaving please?
Of course, Mr Wilder. Perhaps you should go first.
Signing out?
Yes. You're leaving the school grounds.
Safety measures.
Rather necessary now, I'd say.
Course.
Name, time in, time out, and date.
Sure.
Excellent.
And your father.
Sure.
You're up.
Thanks.
Wait, what? What the?
Um, sorry, sorry.
What did you?
You don't see the resemblance.
That's quite the observational skills you got there.
One of my key strengths, Benjamin.
Ah, Benjamin. Yeah
Good. Very impressive.
Not one of Camille's children then.
What did you say?
Jim Wilder here, from a previous relationship. A rather brief one, perhaps. One while you were studying over here.
Is that mentioned in the book, Mariana?
He skirts around it a little, but it is mentioned.
I didn't realize it was such a page-turner of tittle-tattle.
Your services are much appreciated, but I gotta get things moving, including my son.
Out of here for a few weeks, so Jim, go grab a suitcase.
Of course, of course.
And what's his key strength Mr Duke? Envy? Jealousy? Coercion perhaps?
So the, er, what was I gonna... Watson, Marianna, could you give us a moment?
Yep, my phone. It's recording. Thank you.
It doesn't need to get out. The truth, I'm afraid, will always with great perseverance flutter towards the light.
It is in its nature.
Jim is a dumb kid. He did some dumb shit. And not for the first time, okay?
I got him under control.
He took his own brother.
Yeah, but he's too...
He hasn't got anything in him to actually do anything about it, right?
This is boys fight for approval. That's what they do.
Sultaya already has it.
Jim does not.
It's his son?
Can you believe that? Can you actually believe that?
Why does he push him around and get him to do shit for him?
Because he's weird about his kids.
And what?
Jim is just like, doing everything for him, trying to get his approval.
That is so bad.
Yeah.
What do you think Sherlock is saying to him?
I don't know, but I think our master detective is pretty pissed off.
Yeah, right.
I think that flutter of a thought he mentioned is about to full on take flight.
Like some dragon and burn it all down?
Speaking of burning, jeez, I cannot.
I give up.
No, the shoots are coming off.
Yeah, just for a second.
Still not breaking them in.
Ah, they are stubborn, okay, like the mighty ox.
Proud and stubborn and hardy.
Here they come.
Oh great, now everyone arrives when I've taken my shoes off.
Hiya!
Hello! Right, got the case. I'm gonna just, uh...
Oh, sorry, is this your car?
Yes, just, uh, to run a few things back to one of the hotels nearby.
Course, course.
Do you need a hand with that suitcase Jim?
No, no.
It's okay.
Right, well, Sherlock.
I hope we have an agreement.
We do indeed.
I'll have my finance guy reach out.
If you could.
Jim? Sir?
Absolutely.
I'll be at the hotel around...
five-ish, I'd expect.
Boot is full, so I'm gonna have to re-jig.
Sorry.
No problem.
Put these down here for a sec.
And my Jim bag.
Wishful thinking.
Right! Lovely. Space at last. In you go.
Good work. Done. Dusted.
Okay, well, good luck, Jim. It was so nice meeting you.
Good luck Jim. It was so nice meeting you
Our German teacher is a hero and you wish to paint him as the villain my kids are not
Responsible for that Jim did not kill him, but he is responsible. I've spoken to him. Okay, I've been firm That's the only thing he responds Iran the moment Heidegger attacked him and rescued the boy of course
He's a pussy. Heidegger led the child home along the water and Mr. Hayes caught him.
Half naked, boy in tow.
You want to go defend that in court?
I wish you all the luck in the world, buddy.
But hey, if you do, that's a lot of money you're throwing away.
Know what this is?
Zero. It's an extra zero. For your
fee. There we go. Now he gets it. Bye mate, take it easy.
Will do. Let me just put these bits and bobs back in the boot. Oh It's like Tetris isn't it? Can't forget the shoes.
Oh wait. Oh sorry, they're yours, not my ones. Must be on the back seat. Great shoes aren't they?
Yeah, the best. Right, well Sherlock, so good to properly meet you.
I feel like we're just properly meeting you now, Jim.
Huh, do you?
Yes. Interesting inscription you left on the book to your half-brother.
This book is the key to understanding it all.
What would that be exactly, Jim?
The cruelty of the inheritance plan that cut you out.
That's not... I didn't write that.
I assure you you did. The handwriting matches the security sign-out details you just provided.
I'm... not quite sure I understand.
Yes, and I didn't for quite some time, but now I can certainly understand why an impressionable young boy would exit his dorm for his kindly older brother.
Nothing happened.
Nothing? Nothing happened? You kidnapped your enriched, favoured younger brother. A boy given a life you could have only dreamt of, only to drag him halfway across the hillside and be chased away by a half-naked German tutor.
I did not.
No, you did not kill him.
But somebody did.
And it was all because of you.
And if you'd had it your way, what exactly would have happened?
You would have killed Saltire.
No!
What then? Ransom?
No, I... I just wanted...
You will want for many things where you are going, Jim.
Please. No. What... What's gonna happen to me?
What's gonna happen to me?!
Let's just say... I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
You're... Oh, this is such shit! I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
Your...
Oh, this is such shit!
Um, aren't we gonna go after him?
We shall. When, exactly?
I think we'll let the podcast speak for itself. I'll remind
Gwen to give it a listen. Sherlock, he is getting away. Yes, and we're getting paid
in the next three to five business days. And I wouldn't want to jeopardise that right now.
Gee, I think justice might outweigh payment, as painful as that is to admit. And I agree. But it would be nice to take out the billionaire too, would it not? Only
the full story will do that. Class is dismissed.
Right, we disconnected the gas hose just in case.
Yeah, and the fire pits are nice and clean too.
Oh yeah, and we didn't know what to do with the sheets.
We can solve those. We can solve those. Great. Fantastic. Have you enjoyed your
stay have you? In the caravan. Actually you know what I was a bit skeptical at first but I think
there's something about it that you know really makes you connect with your surroundings. Hey
hold on you need to pump out your toilet waste. Right. Just move Archie.
I'm carrying litres of piss here.
Please move.
Right. Just connect the pump.
And here we go.
Ah! Ah! No!
No! Gross! Gross!
Oh the fucking shoes!
These are not, not waterproof!
I can feel that in my sock.
Oh for god's sake!
Okay here is what's happened since we sent this adventure to Benjamin Duke's
team. They ignored it, we chased, ignored, chased again and then he finally just put out a statement on
his son Jim Wilder on the character assassination of Stefan Heidegger and he
says he will accommodate the authorities in any way he can so that's good. Then
the German Chancellor himself here just tweeted that he wants recognition for
Heidegger's heroic efforts. I couldn't
agree more. I will keep you guys posted on that, but it looks promising. Not if you're
Benjamin Duke or Jim Wilder, but yeah, they can do one. Bye! Thanks for watching!