Sherlock Holmes Short Stories - The Adventure of the Empty House: Part One

Episode Date: June 3, 2026

With Sherlock Holmes missing presumed dead, Dr Watson tries to solve a case on his own… the so-called Park Lane Mystery, which has all of London abuzz.    A Noiser podcast production.   Nar...rated by Hugh Bonneville  Written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Produced by Duncan Barrett Sound Design and Audio Editing: Tony Onuchukwu and George Tapp Sound Supervisor: Tom Pink Compositions: Dorry Macaulay and Oliver Baines Mix & Mastering: Ralph Tittley Series Consultant: Dan Smith Executive Producer: Katrina Hughes   For ad-free listening and early access to new episodes, join Noiser+. Just click the subscription banner at the top of the feed to get started. Or go to noiser.com/subscriptions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Hugh Bonneville and welcome to Sherlock Holmes short stories, the series where we delve into the files of fiction's most brilliant detective, following his keen mind and unerring instincts from the first subtle clue to the final dramatic revelation. This time, we return to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's short stories in The Adventure of the Empty House. With Sherlock Holmes missing presumed dead, Watson attempts to solve a case by himself, the so-called Park Lane mystery, which has transfixed London society. A young aristocrat has been discovered with his brains blown out, in a room locked from the inside, but with no gun anywhere to be found. Three years have passed since Holmes' apparent plunge from the Reichenbach Falls in Switzerland.
Starting point is 00:00:56 In that time, Watson's wife Mary has passed away as well. But now, as the good doctor wrestles with a fiendish locked room mystery, it's his old friend who he finds himself missing more than ever. From the Noiser podcast network, this is The Adventure of the Empty House, part one. It was in the spring of the year 1894 that all London was interested and the fashionable world dismayed by the murder of the Honourable Ronald Adair, under most unusual and inexplicable circumstances. The public has already learned those particulars of the crime which came out in the police investigation,
Starting point is 00:01:47 but a good deal was suppressed upon that occasion, since the case for the prosecution was so overwhelmingly strong that it was not necessary to bring forward all the facts. Only now, at the end of nearly ten years, am I allowed to supply those missing links which make up the whole of that remarkable chain? The crime was of interest in itself, but that interest was as nothing to me compared to the inconceivable sequel, which afforded me the greatest shock and surprise of any event in my adventurous life. Even now, after this long interval, I find myself thrilling as I think of it,
Starting point is 00:02:29 and feeling once more that sudden flood of joy, amazement and incredulity which utterly submerged my mind. Let me say to that public which has shown some interest in those glimpses which I have occasionally given them of the thoughts and actions of a very remarkable man that they are not to blame me if I have not shared my knowledge with them, for I should have considered it my first duty to have done so. Had I not been barred by a positive prohibition from his own lips? which was only withdrawn upon the third of last month.
Starting point is 00:03:07 It can be imagined that my close intimacy with Sherlock Holmes had interested me deeply in crime, and that after his disappearance I never failed to read with care the various problems which came before the public, and I even attempted more than once for my own private satisfaction to employ his methods in their solution, though with indifferent success. There was none, however, which appealed to me like this tragedy of Ronald Adair.
Starting point is 00:03:40 As I read the evidence of the inquest, which led up to a verdict of willful murder against some person or persons unknown, I realised more clearly than I had ever done the loss which the community had sustained by the death of Sherlock Holmes. There were points about this strange business which would, I was sure, have specially appealed to him, and the efforts of the police would have been supplemented or more probably anticipated by the trained observation and the alert mind of the first criminal agent in Europe. All day, as I drove upon my round, I turned over the case in my mind and found no explanation which appeared to me to be adequate. At the risk of telling a twice told tale, I will
Starting point is 00:04:27 recapitulate the facts as they were known to the public at the conclusion of the inquest. The Honourable Ronald Adair was the second son of the Earl of Maynooth, at that time governor of one of the Australian colonies. Adair's mother had returned from Australia to undergo the operation for cataract, and she, her son Ronald and her daughter Hilda were living together at 427 Park Lane. The youth moved in the best society, had, so far as was known, no enemies and no particular vices. He had been engaged to Miss Edith Woodley of Carstairs, but the engagement had been broken off by mutual consent some months before,
Starting point is 00:05:09 and there was no sign that it had left any very profound feeling behind it. For the rest, the man's life moved in a narrow and conventional circle, for his habits were quiet and his nature unemotional. Yet it was upon this easy-going young aristocrat that death came in most strange and unexpected form. between the hours of 10 and 1120 on the night of March the 30th, 1894. Ronald Adair was fond of cards, playing continually, but never for such stakes as would hurt him. He was a member of the Baldwin, the Cavendish, and the Bagatelle Card Clubs. It was shown that after dinner on the day of his death, he had played a rubber of wist at the latter club.
Starting point is 00:06:02 He had also played there in the afternoon. The evidence of those who had played with him, Mr. Murray, Sir John Hardy and Colonel Moran, showed that the game was whist and that there was a fairly equal fall of the cards. Adair might have lost five pounds, but no more. His fortune was a considerable one, and such a loss could not in any way affect him. He had played nearly every day at one club or other, but he was a cautious player, and usually rose a winner. It came out in evidence that in partnership with Colonel Moran
Starting point is 00:06:35 he had actually won as much as £420 in a sitting some weeks before from Godfrey Milner and Lord Balmoral, so much for his recent history as it came out at the inquest. On the evening of the crime, he returned from the club exactly at ten. His mother and sister were out spending the evening with a relation. The servant deposed that she heard him enter the front room on the second floor, generally used as his sitting room. She had lit a fire there, and as it smoked, she had opened the window.
Starting point is 00:07:10 No sound was heard from the room until 11.20, the hour of the return of Lady Maynooth and her daughter. Desiring to say good night, she had attempted to enter her son's room. The door was locked on the inside, and no answer could be got to their cries and knocking. Help was obtained, and the door was obtained, and the door, forced. The unfortunate young man was found lying near the table. His head had been horribly mutilated by an expanding revolver bullet, but no weapon of any sort was to be found in the room.
Starting point is 00:07:50 On the table lay two banknotes for £10 each, and £17.10 in silver and gold, the money arranged in little piles of varying amount. There were some figures also upon a sheet of paper, with the names of some club friends opposite to them, from which it was conjectured that before his death he was endeavouring to make out his losses or winnings at cards. A minute examination of the circumstances served only to make the case more complex. In the first place,
Starting point is 00:08:26 no reason could be given why the young man should have fastened the door upon the inside. There was the possibility that the murderer had done this and had afterwards escaped by the window. The drop was at least twenty feet, however, and a bed of crocuses in full bloom lay beneath. Neither the flowers nor the earth showed any sign of having been disturbed, nor were there any marks upon the narrow strip of grass
Starting point is 00:08:53 which separated the house from the road. Apparently, therefore, it was the young man himself who had fastened the door, but how did he come by his death? No one could have climbed up to the window without leaving traces. Suppose a man had fired through the window. It would indeed be a remarkable shot who could, with a revolver, inflict so deadly a wound. Again, Park Lane is a frequented thoroughfare, and there is a cab stand within a hundred yards of the house.
Starting point is 00:09:25 No one had heard a shot. And yet, there was the dead man. And there, the revolver bullet, which had mushroomed, out, as soft-nosed bullets will, and so inflicted a wound which must have caused instantaneous death. Such were the circumstances of the Park Lane mystery, which were further complicated by entire absence of motive, since, as I have said, young Adair was not known to have any enemy, and no attempt had been made to remove the money or valuables in the room.
Starting point is 00:10:00 All day I turned these facts over in my own. mind, endeavoring to hit upon some theory which could reconcile them all, and to find that line of least resistance which my poor friend had declared to be the starting point of every investigation. I confess that I made little progress. AI is moving fast across the enterprise. But without visibility, it's just chaos, different tools, different models, different teams using AI in completely different ways. Service Now, turns that chaos into control. With the AI control tower, you see all your AI across the business in one place.
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Starting point is 00:11:27 was pointing out some theory of his own, while the others crowded round to listen to what he said. I got as near him as I could, but his observation seemed to me to be absurd, so I withdrew again in some disgust. As I did so, I struck against an elderly, deformed man who had been behind me, and I knocked down several books which he was carrying.
Starting point is 00:11:51 I remember that as I picked them up, I observed the title of one of them, The Origin of Tree Worship, and it struck me that the fellow must be some poor bibliophile, who, either as a trade or as a hobby, was a collector of obscure volumes. I endeavored to apologize for the accident, but it was evident that these books which I had so unfortunately maltreated were very precious objects in the eyes of their owner. With a snarl of contempt, he turned upon his heel, and I saw his curved back and white side-whiskers disappear among the throng.
Starting point is 00:12:28 My observations of No. 427 Park Lane did little to clear up the problem in which I was interested. The house was separated from the street by a low wall and railing, the whole not more than five feet high. It was perfectly easy, therefore, for anyone to get into the garden, but the window was entirely inaccessible, since there was no waterpipe or anything which could help the most active man to climb it. More puzzled than ever, I retraced my steps to Kensington. I had not been in my study five minutes when the maid entered
Starting point is 00:13:11 to say that a person desired to see me. To my astonishment, it was none other than my strange old book collection. his sharp, wizened face peering out from a frame of white hair, and his precious volumes, a dozen of them at least, wedged under his right arm. "'You're surprised to see me, sir,' said he in a strange, croaking voice. I acknowledged that I was. "'Well, I've a conscience, sir, and when I chanced to see you go into this house as I came hobbling after you, I thought to myself, I'll just step in and see that kind gentleman
Starting point is 00:13:53 and tell him that if I was a bit gruff in my manner, there was not any harm meant, and that I am much obliged to him for picking up my books. You make too much of a trifle, said I. May I ask how you knew who I was? Well, sir, if it isn't to greater liberty, I am a name. "'fiber of yours, for you'll find my little bookshop "'at the corner of Church Street, and very happy to see you, I am sure. "'Maybe you collect yourself, sir. "'Here's British birds and Catullus and the Holy War,
Starting point is 00:14:31 "'a bargain, every one of them. "'With five volumes, you could just fill that gap on that second shelf. "'It looks untidy, does it not, sir?' "'I moved my head to look at the cabinet behind me. When I turned again, Sherlock Holmes was standing, smiling at me across my study table. I rose to my feet, stared at him for some seconds in utter amazement, and then it appears that I must have fainted for the first and the last time in my life. It's certainly a grey mist swirled before my eyes,
Starting point is 00:15:09 and when it cleared, I found my collar ends undone, and the tingling, after-taste of brandy upon my lips. Holmes was bending over my chair, his flask in his hand. My dear Watson, said the well-remembered voice. I owe you a thousand apologies. I had no idea that you would be so affected. I gripped him by the arm. Holmes, I cried. Is it really you? Can it indeed be that you are alive? Is it possible that you succeeded in climbing out of that awful abyss? Wait a moment, said he. Are you sure that you are really fit to discuss things?
Starting point is 00:15:56 I have given you a serious shock by my unnecessarily dramatic reappearance. I am all right, but indeed, Holmes, I can hardly believe my eyes. Good heavens! To think that you, you of all men, should be standing in my study. Again, I gripped him by the sleeve and felt the thin, sinewy arm beneath it. Well, you're not a spirit, anyhow, said I. My dear chap, I am overjoyed to see you. Sit down and tell me how you came alive out of that dreadful chasm.
Starting point is 00:16:40 He sat opposite to me and lit a cigarette in his old nonchalant. manner. He was dressed in the seedy frock coat of the book merchant, but the rest of that individual lay in a pile of white hair and old books upon the table. Holmes looked even thinner and keener than of old, but there was a dead white tinge in his aquiline face, which told me that his life recently had not been a healthy one. I am glad to stretch myself, Watson, said he. It is no joke when a tall man has to take a a foot of his stature for several hours on end. Now, my dear fellow, in the matter of these explanations we have, if I may ask for your cooperation, a hard and dangerous night's work in front
Starting point is 00:17:27 of us. Perhaps it would be better if I gave you an account of the whole situation when that work is finished. I am full of curiosity. I should much prefer to hear now. You'll come with me tonight. When you like and where you like. This is a dear. This is a dearer. like the old days. We shall have time for a mouthful of dinner before we need go. Well then, about that chasm. I had no serious difficulty in getting out of it for the very simple reason that I never was in it. You never were in it? No, Watson, I never was in it. My note to you was absolutely genuine. I had little doubt that I had come to the end of my career when I perceived the somewhat sinister figure of the late Professor Moriarty standing upon the narrow pathway which led
Starting point is 00:18:19 to safety. I read an inexorable purpose in his grey eyes. I exchanged some remarks with him, therefore, and obtained his courteous permission to write the short note which you afterwards received. I left it with my cigarette box and my stick, and I walked along the pathway, Moriati, still at my heels. When I reached the end, I stood at bay. He drew no weapon, but he rushed at me and threw his long arms around me. He knew that his own game was up and was only anxious to revenge himself upon me. We tottered together upon the brink of the fall. I have some knowledge, however, of Baritsu, or the Japanese system of wrestling,
Starting point is 00:19:05 which has more than once been very useful to me. I slipped through his grip, and he with a horrible scream kicked madly for a few seconds and clawed the air with both his hands. But for all his efforts, he could not get his balance. And over he went. With my face over the brink, I saw him fall for a long way. Then he struck a rock, bounded off and splashed into the water. I listened with amazement to this explanation, which Holmes delivered between the puffs of his cigarette. But the tracks are I cried. I saw with my own eyes that two went down the path, and none returned. It came about in this way. The instant that the professor had disappeared, it struck me what a
Starting point is 00:20:03 really extraordinarily lucky chance, fate, had placed in my way. I knew that Moriarty was not the only man who had sworn my death. There were at least three others whose desire for vengeance upon me would only be increased by the death of their leader. They were all most dangerous men. One or other would certainly get me. On the other hand, if all the world was convinced that I was dead, they would take liberties these men. They would lay themselves open,
Starting point is 00:20:35 and sooner or later I could destroy them. Then it would be time for me to announce that I was still in the land of the living. So rapidly does the brain. act that I believe I had thought this all out before Professor Moriarty had reached the bottom of the Reichenbach fall. In Toronto, every arrival is a statement, and nothing says it better than this. Cadillac Optic was the number one selling luxury EV in Canada for 2025.
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Starting point is 00:21:33 I stood up and examined the rocky wall behind me. In your picturesque account of the matter, which I read with great interest some months later, you assert that the wall was sheer. This was not literally true. A few small footholds presented themselves and there was some indication of a ledge. The cliff is so high that to climb at all was an obvious impossibility
Starting point is 00:22:01 and it was equally impossible to make my way along the wet path without leaving some tracks. I might, it is true, have reversed my boots, as I have done on similar occasions, but the sight of three sets of tracks in one direction would certainly have suggested a deception. On the whole, then, it was best that I should risk the climb. It was not a pleasant business, Watson, the fall roared big. beneath me. I am not a fanciful person, but I give you my word that I seemed to hear Moriarty's voice screaming at me out of the abyss. A mistake would have been fatal. More than once as tufts of grass came out in my hand or my foot slipped in the wet notches of the rock, I thought that I
Starting point is 00:22:44 was gone. But I struggled upwards. And at last I reached a ledge several feet deep and covered with soft green moss where I could lie unseen in the the most perfect comfort. There I was stretched when you, my dear Watson, and all your following were investigating in the most sympathetic and inefficient manner, the circumstances of my death. At last, when you had all formed your inevitable and totally erroneous conclusions, you departed for the hotel, and I was left alone. I had imagined that I had reached the end of my adventures, but a very unexpected occurrence.
Starting point is 00:23:33 and showed me that there were surprises still in store for me. A huge rock falling from above, boomed past me, struck the path and bounded over into the chasm. For an instant, I thought that it was an accident. But a moment later, looking up, I saw a man's head against the darkening sky, and another stone struck the very ledge upon which I was stretched within a foot of my head. Of course, the meaning of this was obvious. Moriarty had not been alone. A confederate, and even that one glance had told me how dangerous a man that confederate was,
Starting point is 00:24:16 had kept guard while the professor had attacked me. From a distance unseen by me, he had been a witness of his friend's death and of my escape. He had waited, and then, making his way round to the top of the cliff, he had endeavored to succeed where his comrade had failed. I did not take long to think about it, Watson. Again I saw that grim face look over the cliff, and I knew that it was the precursor of another stone. I scrambled down onto the path.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I don't think I could have done it in cold blood. It was a hundred times more difficult than getting up, but I had no time to think of the danger, for another stone sang past me as I hung by my hands from the edge of the left. Halfway down, I slipped, but by the blessing of God I landed, torn and bleeding upon the path. I took to my heels, did ten miles over the mountains in the darkness, and a week later, I found myself in Florence, with the certainty that no one in the world knew what had become of me.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I had only one, confidant, my brother, Mycroft. I owe you many apologies, my dear Watson, but it was all important. that it should be thought I was dead, and it is quite certain that you would not have written so convincing an account of my unhappy end had you not yourself thought that it was true. Several times during the last three years I have taken up my pen to write to you,
Starting point is 00:25:51 but always I feared, lest your affectionate regard for me should tempt you to some indiscretion which would betray my secret. For that reason, I turned away from you this evening when you upset my books, for I was in danger at the time, and any show of surprise and emotion upon your part might have drawn attention to my identity and led to the most deplorable and irreparable results.
Starting point is 00:26:16 As to Mycroft, I had to confide in him in order to obtain the money which I needed. The course of events in London did not run so well as I had hoped, for the trial of the Moriarty gang left two of its most dangerous members, my own most vindictive enemies, at liberty. I travelled for two years in Tibet, therefore, and amused myself by visiting Lhasa and spending some days with the head lama.
Starting point is 00:26:44 You may have read of the remarkable explorations of a Norwegian called Sigism, but I am sure that it never occurred to you that you were receiving news of your friend. I then passed through Persia, looked in at Mecca, and paid a short but interesting visit to the Caliphate at Khartoum. the results of which I have communicated to the Foreign Office. Returning to France, I spent some months in a research into the Coal Tower derivatives,
Starting point is 00:27:09 which I conducted in a laboratory at Montpelier in the south of France. Having concluded this to my satisfaction and learning that only one of my enemies was now left in London, I was about to return when my movements were hastened by the news of this very remarkable Park Lane mystery, which not only appealed to me by its own merits, but which seemed to offer some most peculiar personal opportunities. I came over at once to London, called in my own person at Baker Street,
Starting point is 00:27:41 threw Mrs. Hudson into violent hysterics, and found that Mycroft had preserved my rooms and my papers exactly as they had always been. So it was, my dear Watson, that at two o'clock today, I found myself in my old armchair, in my old room, and only wishing that I could have seen my old friend Watson in the other chair, which he has so often adorned. Such was the remarkable narrative to which I listened on that April evening.
Starting point is 00:28:13 A narrative which would have been utterly incredible to me, had it not been confirmed by the actual sight of the tall, spare figure and the keen, eager face which I had never thought to see again. In some manner he had learned of my own sad bereavement, and his sympathy was shown in his manner rather than in his words. "'Work is the best antidote to sorrow, my dear Watson,' said he. "'And I have a piece of work for us both to-night,
Starting point is 00:28:44 which, if we can bring it to a successful conclusion, will in itself justify a man's life on this planet.' In vain I begged him to tell me more. You will hear and see enough before morning. "'He answered. "'We have three years of the past to discuss. "'Let that suffice until half-past nine "'when we start upon the notable adventure of the empty house.'
Starting point is 00:29:10 "'It was indeed like old times, "'when at that hour, I found myself seated beside him in a handsome, "'my revolver in my pocket, "'and the thrill of adventure in my heart. "'Next time on Sherlock Holmes' short, stories, the game is afoot once again, as Holmes and Watson tackle the Park Lane mystery. An empty house on Baker Street provides the perfect spot for a stakeout. And one of Professor Moriarty's top henchman is caught in Sherlock's web.
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