Sherlock Holmes Short Stories - The Adventure of the Illustrious Client: Part One

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

When a beautiful young woman falls under the spell of the notorious playboy Baron Gruner, Holmes is asked to break up their engagement. But as Holmes delves deeper into the Baron’s background, he fi...nds that Gruner is no ordinary scoundrel: he’s a man who treats violence and murder as a gentleman’s game, and this time the stakes are Holmes’s life.  A Noiser podcast production. Narrated by Hugh Bonneville  Written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Produced by Katrina Hughes  Script Supervisor: Addison Nugent Sound Design and Audio Editing by: Mirianna Pitman Latham Sound Supervisor: Tom Pink Compositions: Dorry Macaulay and Oliver Baines Mix & Mastering: Josh Latham Series Consultant: Dan Smith For ad-free listening and early access to new episodes, join Noiser+. Just click the subscription banner at the top of the feed to get started. Or go to noiser.com/subscriptions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:55 Visit noiser.com forward slash book to find out more. That's noiser.com forward slash book. I'm Hugh Bonneville and welcome to Sherlock Holmes short stories, the series where we delve into the files of fiction's most brilliant detective, following his keen mind and unerring instincts from the first subtle clue to the final dramatic revelation. This time, Holmes goes toe to toe with one of his most formidable adversaries in The Adventure of the Illustrious Client. When a beautiful young woman falls under the spell of the notorious playboy Baron Gruner, Holmes is asked to break up their engagement. As Holmes delves deeper into the Baron's past, he discovers a trail of ruined lives and broken hearts. But Gruner is no ordinary scoundrel. He's a man who treats violence and murder as a gentleman's game. And this time, the stakes are Homes' life.
Starting point is 00:02:05 From the Noiser Podcast Network, this is The Adventure of the Illustrious Client, Part One. "'It can't hurt now,' was Mr. Sherlock Holmes's comment, when, for the tenth time in as many years, I asked his leave to reveal the following narrative. So it was that, at last, I obtained permission to put on record what was, in some ways, the supreme moment of my friend's career. Both Holmes and I had a weakness for the Turkish bath. It was over a smoke in the pleasant lassitude of the drying-room
Starting point is 00:02:50 that I have found him less reticent and more human than anywhere else. On the upper floor of the Northumberland Avenue establishment, there is an isolated corner where two couches lie side by side. And it was on these that we lay upon September 3, 1902, the day when my narrative begins. I had asked him whether anything was stirring, and for answer he had shot his long, thin, nervous arm out of the sheet, which enveloped him and had drawn an envelope from the inside pocket of the coat which hung beside him.
Starting point is 00:03:27 It may be some fussy self-important fool, it may be a matter of life or death, said he as he handed me the note. I know no more than this message tells me. It was from the Carlton Club and dated the evening before. This is what I read. Sir James Damary presents his compliments to me. Mr Sherlock Holmes, and will call upon him at 4.30 tomorrow. Sir James begs to say that the matter upon which he desires to consult Mr. Holmes is very delicate, and also very important. He trusts, therefore, that Mr. Holmes will make every effort to grant this interview, and that he will confirm it over the telephone to the Carlton Club. I need not say that I have confirmed it,
Starting point is 00:04:16 Watson, said Holmes as I returned the paper. Do you know anything of this man, memory. But only that his name is a household word in society. Well, I can tell you a little more than that. He has rather a reputation for arranging delicate matters which are to be kept out of the papers. You may remember his negotiations with Sir George Lewis over the Hammerford Will case. He is a man of the world with a natural turn for diplomacy. I am bound, therefore, to hope that it is not a false scent and that he has some real need for our assistance. "'Hour? Well, if you will be so good, Watson, I shall be honoured.' "'Then you have the hour, four-thirty. Until then, we can put the matter out of our heads. I was living in my own rooms in Queen Anne Street at the time, but I was round at Baker Street before the time named.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Sharp to the half-hour, Colonel Sir James Damery was announced. It is hardly necessary to describe him, for many will remember that large, bluff, honest personality, that broad, clean-shaven face, above all that pleasant mellow voice. Frankness shone from his grey Irish eyes, and good humour played round his mobile smiling lips. His lucent top hat, his dark frock coat, indeed every detail from the pearl pin and the black-satting cravat, to the lavender spats over the varnished shoes spoke of the meticulous care in dress for which he was famous.
Starting point is 00:05:54 The big, masterful aristocrat dominated the little room. Of course, I was prepared to find Dr. Watson, he remarked with a courteous bow. His collaboration may be very necessary, for we are dealing on this occasion, Mr. Holmes, with a man to whom violence is familiar,
Starting point is 00:06:14 and who will literally stick at nothing. I should say that there is no more dangerous man in Europe. I have had several opponents to whom that flattering term has been applied, said Holmes with a smile. Don't you smoke? Then you would excuse me if I light my pipe. If your man is more dangerous than the late Professor Moriarty or than the living Colonel Sebastian Moran,
Starting point is 00:06:44 then he is indeed worth meeting. May I ask his name? Have you heard of Baron Gruner? Oh, you mean the Austrian murderer? Colonel D'amery threw up his kid-gloved hands with a laugh. There is no getting past you, Mr. Holmes. Wonderful. So you have already sized him up as a murderer.
Starting point is 00:07:09 It is my business to follow the details of continental crime. who could possibly have read what happened at Prague and have any doubts as to the man's guilt. It was a purely technical legal point and the suspicious death of a witness that saved him. I am assured that he killed his wife when the so-called accident happened in the Splugan Pass, as if I had seen him do it. I knew also that he had come to England and had a presentiment that sooner or later he would find me some work to do. Well, what has Baron Gruner been up to? I presume it is not this old tragedy which has come up again.
Starting point is 00:07:52 No, it is more serious than that. To revenge crime is important, but to prevent it is more so. It is a terrible thing, Mr Holmes, to see a dreadful event, an atrocious situation preparing itself before your eyes, to clearly understand whither it will lead and yet to be utterly unable to avert it. Can a human being be placed in a more trying position? Perhaps not.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Then you will sympathise with the client in whose interests I am acting. I did not understand that you were merely an intermediary. Who is the principle? Mr. Holmes, I must beg you not to press that question. It is important that I should be able to assure him that his honoured name has been in no way dragged into the matter. His motives are, to the last degree, honourable and chivalrous, but he prefers to remain unknown. I need not say that your fees will be assured, and that you'll be given a perfectly free hand.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Surely the actual name of your client is immaterial. I am sorry, said Holmes. I am accustomed to have mystery at one end of my cases, but to have it at both ends is too confusing. I fear Sir James that I must decline to act. Our visitor was greatly disturbed. His large, sensitive face was darkened with emotion and disappointment. You hardly realise the effect of your own action, Mr. Holmes, said he. You place me in a most serious dilemma, for I am,
Starting point is 00:09:41 perfectly certain that you would be proud to take over the case if I could give you the facts, and yet a promise forbids me from revealing them all. May I at least lay all that I can before you? By all means, so long as it is understood that I commit myself to nothing. That is understood. In the first place, you have no doubt heard of General Demerville. DeMerville. of Kaiba fame. Yes, I have heard of him. He has a daughter, Violet Demerville, young, rich, beautiful, accomplished, a wonder woman in every way. It is this daughter, this lovely, innocent girl, whom we are endeavouring to save from the clutches of a fiend. Baron Gruner has some hold over her then. The strongest of all holds where a woman is
Starting point is 00:10:41 concern. The hold of love. The fellow is, as you may have heard, extraordinarily handsome, with the most fascinating manner, a gentle voice, and that air of romance and mystery which means so much to a woman. He is said to have the whole sex at his mercy and to have made ample use of the fact. But how came such a man to meet a lady of the standing of Miss Violet de Merville. It was on a Mediterranean yachting voyage. The company, though select, paid their own passages. No doubt the promoters hardly realized the Baron's true character until it was too late.
Starting point is 00:11:28 The villain attached himself to the lady and with such effect that he has completely and absolutely won her heart. To say that she loves him hardly expresses it. She dotes upon him. She is obsessed by him. Outside of him, there is nothing on earth. She will not hear one word against him. Everything has been done to cure her of her madness, but in vain. To sum up, she proposes to marry him next month.
Starting point is 00:12:03 As she is of age and has a will of iron, it is hard to know how to prevent her. "'Does she know about the Austrian episode?' "'The cunning devil has told her every unsavory public scandal of his past life, "'but always in such a way as to make himself out to be an innocent martyr. "'She absolutely accepts his version, and will listen to no other. "'Dear me, but surely you have inadvertently let out the name of your client. it is no doubt General DeMerville. Our visitor fidgeted in his chair.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I could deceive you by saying so, Mr. Holmes, but it would not be true. DeMerville is a broken man. The strong soldier has been utterly demoralised by this incident. He has lost the nerve which never failed him on the battlefield and has become a weak, doddering old man, utterly incapable of contending with a brilliant, forceful rascal like this Austrian. My client, however, is an old friend, one who has known the general intimately for many years and taken a paternal interest in this young girl since she wore short frocks.
Starting point is 00:13:28 He cannot see this tragedy consummated without some attempt to stop it. There is nothing in which Scotland Yard can act, It was his own suggestion that you should be called in, but it was, as I have said, on the express stipulation that he should not be personally involved in the matter. I have no doubt, Mr. Holmes, with your great powers, you could easily trace my client back through me, but I must ask you, as a point of honour,
Starting point is 00:14:02 to refrain from doing so, and not to break in upon his, incognito. Holmes gave a whimsical smile. I think I may safely promise that, said he. I may add that your problem interests me, and that I shall be prepared to look into it. How shall I keep in touch with you? The Carlton Club will find me, but in case of emergency, there is a private telephone call, XX31. One. Holmes noted it down and sat still smiling with the open memorandum book upon his knee.
Starting point is 00:14:43 The Baron's present address, please? Vernon Lodge near Kingston. It is a large house. He has been fortunate in some rather shady speculations and is a rich man, which naturally makes him a more dangerous antagonist. Is he at home at present? Yes. Apart from what you have told me, can you give me any further information about the man? He has expensive tastes. He is a horse fancier. For a short time he played polo at Hurlingham, but then this Prague affair got noised about, and he had to leave. He collects books and pictures. He is a man with a considerable artistic side to his nature. He is, I believe, a recognised authority upon Chinese pottery, and has written a book
Starting point is 00:15:34 upon the subject. A complex mind, said Holmes. All great criminals have that. My old friend Charlie Peace was a violin virtuoso. Wainwright was no mean artist. I could quote many more. Well, Sir James, you will inform your client that I am turning my mind upon Baron Gruner.
Starting point is 00:15:54 I can say no more. I have some sources of information of my own and dare say we may find some means of opening the matter up. When our visitor had left us, Holmes sat so long in deep thought that it seemed to me that he had forgotten my presence. At last, however, he came briskly back to earth. Well, Watson, any views? he asked. Well, I should think you had better see the young lady herself. My dear Watson, if her poor old broken father cannot move her, how shall I a stranger prevail?
Starting point is 00:16:33 and yet there is something in the suggestion, if all else fails. But I think we must begin from a different angle. I rather fancy that Shinwell Johnson might be a help. I have not had occasion to mention Shinwell Johnson in these memoirs because I have seldom drawn my cases from the latter phases of my friend's career. During the first years of the century, he became a valuable assistant. Johnson, I grieve to say, made his name first as a very dangerous villain and served two terms at Parkhurst. Finally, he repented and allied himself to Holmes, acting as his agent in the huge criminal underworld of London,
Starting point is 00:17:17 and obtaining information which often proved to be of vital importance. Had Johnson been a narc of the police, he would soon have been exposed, but as he dealt with cases which never came directly into the courts, His activities were never realised by his companions. With the glamour of his two convictions upon him, he had the entree of every nightclub, Doss House and gambling den in the town, and his quick observation and active brain made him an ideal agent for gaining information. It was to him that Sherlock Holmes now proposed to turn. It was not possible for me to follow the immediate steps taken by my friend,
Starting point is 00:17:58 for I had some pressing professional business of my own, but I met him by appointment that evening at Simpsons, where, sitting at a small table in the front window, and looking down at the rushing stream of life in the Strand, he told me something of what had passed. Johnson is on the prowl, said he. He may pick up some garbage in the darker recesses of the underworld, for it is down there, amid the black hole.
Starting point is 00:18:28 roots of crime that we must hunt for this man's secrets. But if the lady will not accept what is already known, why should any fresh discovery of yours turn her from her purpose? Who knows, Watson? Woman's heart and mind are insoluble puzzles to the male. Murder might be condoned or explained, and yet some smaller offence might rankle. Baron Gruner remarked to me, He remarked to you? Oh, to be sure, I had not told you of my plans. Well, Watson, I love to come to close grips with my man. I like to meet him eye to eye and read for myself the stuff that he is made of.
Starting point is 00:19:08 When I had given Johnson his instructions, I took a cab out to Kingston and found the baron in a most affable mood. Did he recognise you? There was no difficulty about that, for I simply sent in my card. He is an excellent antagonist, cool as ice, silky-voiced and soon. as one of your fashionable consultants, and poisonous as a cobra. He has breed in him, a real aristocrat of crime, with a superficial suggestion of afternoon tea, and all the cruelty of the grave behind it. Yes, I am glad to have had my attention called to Baron Adelbert
Starting point is 00:19:46 Gruner. You say he was affable? A purring cat who thinks he sees prospective mice. Some people affability is more deadly than the violence of coarser souls. His greeting was characteristic. I rather thought I should see you sooner or later, Mr. Holmes, said he. You have been engaged, no doubt, by General de Merville to endeavour to stop my marriage with his daughter Violet. That is so, is it not? I acquiesced. My dear man, said he, You will only ruin your own well-deserved reputation. It is not a case in which you can possibly succeed. You will have barren work to say nothing of incurring some danger.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Let me very strongly advise you to draw off at once. It is curious, I answered, but that was the very advice which I had intended to give you. I have a respect for your brains, Baron, and the little which I have seen of your person has not lessened it. Let me put it to you as man to man. No one wants to rake up your past and make you unduly uncomfortable. It is over, and you are now in smooth waters. But if you persist in this marriage, you will raise up a swarm of powerful enemies who will never leave you alone until they have made England too hot to hold you. Is the game worth it? Surely, you would be wiser if you left the lady alone.
Starting point is 00:21:28 It would not be pleasant for you if these facts of your past were brought to her notice. The Baron has little waxed tips of hair under his nose like the short antennae of an insect. These quivered with amusement as he listened and he finally broke into a gentle chuckle. "'Excuse my amusement, Mr. Holmes,' said he.
Starting point is 00:21:59 "'But it is really funny to see you trying to play a hand with no cards in it. "'I don't think anyone could do it better, but it is rather pathetic all the same. "'Not a colour card there, Mr. Holmes, nothing but the smallest of the small. "'So you think. So I know.' "'Let me make the thing clear to. you, for my own hand is so strong that I can afford to show it. I have been fortunate enough to win the entire affection of this lady. This was given to me in spite of the fact that I told her very clearly of all the unhappy
Starting point is 00:22:39 incidents in my past life. I also told her that certain wicked and designing persons, I hope you recognize yourself, would come to her and tell her these things, and I warned her how to treat her. them. You have heard of post-hypnotic suggestion, Mr. Holmes? Well, you will see how it works, for a man of personality can use hypnotism without any vulgar passes or tomfoolery. So she is ready for you, and I have no doubt would give you an appointment, for she is quite amenable to her father's will, save only in the one little matter. Well, Watson, there seemed to be no more to say, so I took my leave with as much cold dignity as I could summon, but as I had my hand on the door handle, he stopped me.
Starting point is 00:23:36 By the way, Mr. Holmes, said he, do you know LeBron, the French agent? Yes, said I. Do you know what befell him? I heard that he was beaten by some Apaches in the Montmartre district and crippled for life. Quite true, Mr. Holmes. By a curious coincidence, he had been inquiring into my affairs only a week before. Don't do it, Mr. Holmes. It's not a lucky thing to do. Several have found that out. My last word to you is,
Starting point is 00:24:18 Go your own way And let me go mine Goodbye So there you are Watson You are up to date now The fellow seems dangerous Mighty dangerous I disregard the blusterer
Starting point is 00:24:39 But this is the sort of man Who says rather less than he means Must you interfere Does it really matter if he marries the girl? Well? Considering that he undoubtedly murdered his last wife, I should say it mattered very much. Besides, the client. Well, we need not discuss that. When you have finished your coffee, you had best come home with me, for the Blythe Shinwell will be there with his report. We found him, sure enough, a huge, coarse, red-faced, scobotic man, with a pair of vivid black eyes,
Starting point is 00:25:16 which were the only external sign of the very cunning mind within. It seems that he had dived down into what was peculiarly his kingdom, and beside him on the settee was a brand which he had brought up in the shape of a slim, flame-like young woman with a pale, intense face, youthful and yet so worn with sin and sorrow, that one read the terrible years which had left their leprous mark upon her. This is Miss Kitty Winter, said Sinnwell Johnson, waving his fat hand as an introduction. What she don't know, well, there she'll speak for herself.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Put my hand right on her, Mr Holmes, within an hour of your message. I'm easy to find, said the young woman. Hell, London gets me every time. Same address for Porky Shinwell. We're old mates, Porky, you and I, but by her. By gripes, there is another who ought to be down in a lower hell than we, if there was any justice in the world. That is the man you are after, Mr. Holmes.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Holmes smiled. I gather we have your good wishes, Miss Winter. If I can help to put him where he belongs, I'm yours to the rattle, said our visitor with fierce energy. There was an intensity of hatred in her white, set face and her blazing eyes, such as woman seldom and man never can attain. You needn't go into my past, Mr. Holmes, that's neither here nor there. But what I am, Adelbert Gruner, made me, if I could pull him down, she clutched frantically with her hands into the air. Oh, if I could only pull him into the pit where he has
Starting point is 00:27:02 pushed so many. You know how the matter stands. Porky-Sinwell has been telling me, he's after some other poor fool and wants to marry her this time. You want to stop it. Well, you surely know enough about this devil to prevent any decent girl in her senses, wanting to be in the same parish with him. She's not in her senses. She is madly in love.
Starting point is 00:27:26 She has been told all about him. She cares nothing. Told about the murder? Yes. My lord, she must have a nerve. She puts them all down as slanders. Couldn't you lay proofs before her silly eyes? Well, can you help us do so?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Ain't I a proof myself? If I stood before her and told her how he used me, would you do this? Would I? Would I not? Well, it might be worth trying, but he has told her most of his sins and had pardon from her, and I understand she will not reopen the question.
Starting point is 00:28:08 I'll lay he didn't tell her all. said Miss Winter. I caught a glimpse of one or two murders besides the one that made such a fuss. He would speak of someone in his velvet way and then look at me with a steady eye and say he died within a month. It wasn't hot air either, but I took little notice. You see, I loved him myself at that time. Whatever he did went with me, same as with this poor fool. There was just one thing that shook me. Yes, by gripes, if it had not been for his poisonous, lying tongue that explains and soothes, I'd have left him that very night.
Starting point is 00:28:53 It's a book he has, a brown leather book with a lock, and his arms in gold on the outside. I think he was a bit drunk that night, or he would not have shown it to me. What was it then? I tell you, Mr. Holmes, this man, collects women and takes a pride in his collection as some men collect moths or butterflies. He had it all in that book. Snapshot photographs, names, details, everything about them. It was a beastly book. A book no man, even if he had come from the gutter, could have put together.
Starting point is 00:29:33 But it was Adelbert Gruner's book all the same. Souls I have ruined. He could have put that on the outside if he had been so minded. However, that's neither here nor there, for the book would not serve you, and, if it would, you can't get it. Where is it? Well, how can I tell you where it is now? It's more than a year since I left him. I know where he kept it then. He's a precise, tidy cat of a man in many of his ways, so maybe it is still in the pigeonhole of the old bureau in the inner study. Do you know his house?
Starting point is 00:30:13 I've been in the study, said Holmes. Have you, though? He haven't been slow on the job if you only started this morning. Maybe dear Adelbert has met his match this time. The outer study is the one with the Chinese crockery in it, big glass cupboard between the windows. Then behind his desk is the door that leads to the inner study, a small room where he keeps papers and things.
Starting point is 00:30:40 Is he not a friend? afraid of burglars. Adelberg is no coward. His worst enemy couldn't say that of him. He couldn't look after himself. There's a burglar alarm at night. Besides, what is there for a burglar unless they got away with all this fancy crockery?
Starting point is 00:30:58 No good, said Sinnwell Johnson with the decided voice of the expert. No fence wants stuff of that sort that you can neither melt nor sell. Quite so, said Holmes. Well, now, Miss Winter, if you would call here tomorrow evening at five, I would consider in the meanwhile whether your suggestion of seeing this lady personally may not be arranged. I am exceedingly obliged to you for your cooperation. I need not say that my clients will consider liberally. None of that, Mr. Holmes, cried the young woman. I am not out for money. Let me see this man in the mud, and I've got all I worked for. In the mud, with my foot on his cursed face. That's my price. I'm with you tomorrow or any other day, so long as you are on his track. Porky here can tell you always where to find me. Why just survive back to school
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Starting point is 00:32:49 For the girl glories in showing abject filial obedience in all secondary things in an attempt to atone for her flagrant breach of it in her engagement. The general phoned that all was ready, and the fiery Miss W turned up according to schedule, so that at half-past five a cab deposited us. outside 104 Berkeley Square, where the old soldier resides, one of those awful grey London castles which would make a church seem frivolous. The footman showed us into a great yellow-curtained drawing-room, and there was the lady awaiting us, demure, pale, self-contained, as inflexible and remote as a snow image on a mountain. I don't quite know how to make her clear to you, Watson.
Starting point is 00:33:37 and perhaps you may meet her before we are through, and you can use your own gift of words. She is beautiful, but with the ethereal other-world beauty of some fanatic whose thoughts are set on high. I have seen such faces in the pictures of the old masters of the Middle Ages. How a beast man could have laid his vile paws upon such a being of the beyond, I cannot imagine. You may have noticed how extremes call to each other, the spiritual to the world, the animal, the caveman to the angel, you never saw a worse case than this. She knew what we had come for, of course, that villain had lost no time in poisoning her mind against us. Miss Winter's
Starting point is 00:34:21 advent rather amazed her, I think, but she waved us into our respective chairs like a reverend abyss receiving two rather leprous mendicants. If your head is inclined to swell, my dear Watson, take a course of Miss Violet de Merville. Well, sir, said she, in a voice like the wind from an iceberg, your name is familiar to me. You have called, as I understand, to malign my fiancée, Baron Gruner. It is only by my father's request that I see you at all, and I warn you in advance that anything you can say could not possibly have the slightest effect upon my mind.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I was sorry for her, Watson. I thought of her for the moment as I would have thought of a daughter of my own. I am not often eloquent. I use my head, not my heart, but I really did plead with her with all the warmth of words that I could find in my nature.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I pictured to her the awful position of the woman who only wakes to a man's character after she is his wife. A woman who has to submit to be caressed, by bloody hands and lecherous lips. I spared her nothing, the shame, the fear, the agony, the hopelessness of it all. All my hot words could not bring one tinge of colour to those ivory cheeks or one gleam of emotion to those abstracted eyes. I thought of what the rascal had said about her post-hypnotic influence. One could really believe that she was living above the earth
Starting point is 00:36:02 in some ecstatic dream. Yet there was nothing indefinite in her replies. I have listened to you with patience, Mr. Holmes, said she. The effect upon my mind is exactly as predicted. I am aware that Adelbert that my fiancé has had a stormy life in which he has incurred bitter hatreds and most unjust aspersions. You are only the last of a series, who have brought their slanders before me.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Possibly you mean well, though I learn that you are a paid agent who would have been equally willing to act for the baron as against him. But in any case, I wish you to understand once for all that I love him and that he loves me
Starting point is 00:36:52 and that the opinion of all the world is no more to me than the twitter of those birds outside the window. If his noble nature Has ever for an instant fallen It may be that I have been specially sent To raise it to its true and lofty level I am not clear
Starting point is 00:37:15 Here she turned her eyes upon my companion Who this young lady may be I was about to answer when the girl broke in like a whirlwind If ever you saw flame and ice face to face It was those two women. I'll tell you who I am, she cried. Springing out of her chair, her mouth all twisted with passion. I am his last mistress.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I am one of a hundred that he is tempted and used and ruined and thrown into the refuse heap, as he will you also. Your refuse heap is more likely to be a grave, and maybe that's the best. I tell you, you foolish woman, if you marry this man, he'll be the death of you. it may be a broken heart or it may be a broken neck but he'll have you one way or the other it's not out of love for you I'm speaking I don't care a tinker's curse whether you live or die
Starting point is 00:38:10 it's out of hate for him and to spite him and to get back on him for what he did to me but it's all the same and you needn't look at me like that my fine lady for you may be lower than I am before you are through with it I should prefer not to discuss such matters, said Mr. Merville coldly. Let me say once for all that I am aware of three passages in my fiancé's life, in which he became entangled with designing women,
Starting point is 00:38:43 and that I am assured of his hearty repentance for any evil that he may have done. Three passages, screamed my companion. You fool, you unutterable fool! Mr. Holmes, I beg that you will bring this interview to an end, said the icy voice. I have obeyed my father's wish in seeing you, but I am not compelled to listen to the ravings of this person. With an oath, Miss Winter, darted forward, and if I had not caught her wrist, she would have clutched this maddening woman by the hair. I dragged her towards the door and was lucky to get her back into the cab without a public scene, for she was beside herself. with rage. In a cold way I felt pretty furious myself, Watson, for there was something
Starting point is 00:39:32 indescribably annoying in the calm aloofness and supreme self-complacence of the woman whom we were trying to save. So now once again you know exactly how we stand, and it is clear that I must plan some fresh opening move, for this gambit won't work. I'll keep in touch with you, Watson, for it is more than likely that you will have your part to play, though it is just possible that the next move may lie with them rather than with us. And it did. Their blow fell, or his blow rather, for never could I believe that the lady was privy to it, I think I could show you the very paving stone upon which I stood when my eyes fell upon the placard,
Starting point is 00:40:22 and a pang of horror passed through my very soul. It was between the Grand Hotel and Charing Cross Station, where a one-legged news vendor displayed his evening papers. The date was just two days after the last conversation. There, black upon yellow, was the terrible news sheet. Murderous attack upon Sherlock Holmes. on Sherlock Holmes short stories, Holmes lies gravely wounded after a brutal attack in the streets of London.
Starting point is 00:41:03 A priceless piece of Chinese pottery becomes the key to Baron Gruner's undoing. And, in the shadows of a moonlit garden, revenge comes at a terrible price. That's next time, in the shocking conclusion of The Adventure of the Illustrious Client. Can't wait a week until the next episode.
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