Sh**ged Married Annoyed - An Irish Goodbye, a big life event, and some serious blephing

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Rosie has turned 40, Chris gets emotional over The Nutty Professor and there is a big life event that no-one was expecting! Plus, Rosie devises a new feature, Chris catastrophises over some DJ equipment and the couple start using the word bleph in all the wrong ways. All of this and some non-beefs, questions from the public and a voicemail involving a dating ick and Gru from Despicable Me! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch!  📧: [e-mail] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmire Dinoid. We chat watching 90s movies with your kids. We've been hitting it hard, guys. There's been a birthday. There's been a wedding of multiple nights. We're feeling it a bit, but we're here for you. We've got a very exciting announcement. Very, very exciting personal life announcement.

We didn't say it's coming. No. If anything, it was forced upon. We've got no beefs this week and you're going to hear why. And as always, we've got voice notes and emails from you, lovely lot. Enjoy. Enjoy. Two and five Canadians will hear the words, you have cancer.

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Hello, hello, guys. Hello, if we sound a little bit raspy, it's because we've just been to a two-day wedding. And it was Rosie's 40th weekend. Basically, a lot of salads, a lot of veg, a lot of water on the horizon for the detox. Oh, I thought I was going to say because that has not been... No, no, no, no, they're on the horizon for the detox.

I haven't stirred a wooden spoon in a pan for days. What incredibly specific. No, it's been... How is she? Asia's not doing well. Do you know, she hasn't stirred a wooden spoon in a pan for over a week. She's in a bad way. I am.

I'm so... Tell you what she's done lots of, though. Peel and plastic off the top of cartons, etc. Opening the boxes. Paying the delivery driver. Yeah, we have takeaway city. but it's fine. We had two takeaways in a row

the other day. Mm-hmm. We had a Chinese on the Saturday and then we had an Indian on the Sunday. We haven't done that for years. Disgust. I had a spot the next day. I had two,

mate, I had two spots and I was like, I had two spots and I could have done with a blef. A blef? A blef? A blef? A blef.

Just where they cut out this bit of your eye. Oh, right. That always sounds like a sex thing. Bluff? Yeah. What do you think you would be? I'm bleft. That fucking tits off last night.

Oh, fuck. You know, that last I'm there. guy she came around yesterday bleft that fucking backdoors out no I think it's more of like a it would be like a bleft in our face do I mean it is it's more of a release it's not the action it's not the action it's the bleft all over our back well yeah fair enough this has gone really and it's not even it's gone really rude and it's not even really rude because we're not even using the right introduction but yeah I'm cold you're I was cold I swear I'm telling you again, people in London who've had this heat wave, that's just finished.

Bless years, blef years, because. Okay, all right, this is a new thing. From now on, it's not bless, it's blef. Blef. Okay, so just say how long it takes people to notice. I mean, they'll hear it on here. And we'll be like, oh, blef them. Oh, blef them.

Bleffies little cotton socks. Yeah, I'm sick of it. I wake up every night boiling, and I take the duvet office, and I just lie there with no duvion. And a duvet is essentially comfort. So to have something, it makes you better to go to sleep easy. It stops the demons. So it's, I don't know, it's like going to sleep without it on is really difficult.

Ah, I'm sick of being hot. I'm fucking sick. You're always cold. It's horrible. I'm not always cold. I was just so you were boiling last night. I was perfect temperature. I like getting a bit of a sweat between my breasts when I'm asleep.

I do. I like to be a bit sweaty. It's a better, I hate being cold. I'd rather be hot. I love being cold in bed. I'd rather be cold in bed than hot in bed. Cold in bed? Yeah, because you can just, boy.

No, you're kind of asleep, man. Like, took a duvet around your little sausage roll. Sometimes if you've got a double bed or, you know, or dare I say it, even bigger bed. And you're really cold. If you climb out of your duvet and lie on top of it and then roll the other half on you, it like doubles the heat.

It's like sausage roll yourself. It's class. I love. That's a two thing, surely. Yes, so I'd do it. No, of course, if you're on your own. I do it. my naps on tour

if I get to hotel early enough and I need a nap on top of the bed duvy over inexplicably Big Bang Theory always on the telly at that time

every time I check in a hotel I turn the telly on Big Bang theories on So yeah What you're done You bit the side of your mouth No just I did

I like pressed down on my tooth And it went dead sensitive Okay Oh that's fucking amazing There's an obsess in the post That's it yeah Oh God You have been living it up

I have been living it up Anyway guys We'll talk more about that wedding and everything that's been going on, some, some unbelievable gossip from that wedding coming your way. Rosie's over the moon about it. But listen, before further...

I could have a breakdown. Yes, we're very much looking forward to explaining it. Because we were talking about it last night, laughing at least it's content for the podcast, so you will hear that soon. But before further ado, it's time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. But not before I say, thank you so much for listening

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90s movie with your children that you haven't watched for a while. It's, we are starting to knock them out now with the kids, watching the Goonies. Goonies was fair enough, couple of bits that were a little bit scary, dead body in the fridge had to cover his eyes. And there was one on the Goonies. Good. Good. So, you didn't get that, did you? I wasn't listening. Good. I was thinking about what I'm going to say. Great, that's nice. No, it's a really good part of being a conversationless that. Just thinking about your bit

and not even listening to mine. That's class, yeah, great. Fucking wedding vows or something. Listen, we watched... Nutty Professor. Yeah, I was going to say that 90s or Zemic documentary, but yeah, New Professor.

We watched that with the kids. Terrifying, because I was like, I'm sure this is fine. Dare I say it! Dare I say it! What was it, 12 when we were a kid? 12. Probably wouldn't even get made now.

No. He drops, he drops. the N-word six times in the first... We'd have a full conversation to Robin about the N-word, which I didn't expect it. It drops the N-word six times or so in the first 35 minutes, which I couldn't believe it. The story doesn't actually get gone

until 35 minutes in. I mean, it's great film. I mean, it's amazing. His performance is so good that it actually hooks the kids. It hooked them. Literally, the incite and incident doesn't happen until 35 minutes into the film. Yeah, they loved it.

But yeah, they loved it. But it's, uh, all of them, though, all of these, I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but all these films. Well, I really want to watch... I want to watch Lye, I want to watch Lye, with him, but you were like, the Kant. And Ace Ventura.

Right. Laya, liar, may be a bit more than Ace Ventura. Probably a lot more. Ace Ventura. Rosie, the entire fucking plot is that the woman is a man. In what? In East Ventura.

Spoiler, anyone. The woman, at the end, is a man. The detective he was working with, and he, I think he sleeps with her, he kisses on, and there's a whole scene where he's, like, washing his mouth. And at the end, the whip-up skirt off and she's got, like,

you say her under way and there's a... I don't remember that. It's literally... Kids don't actually... So I didn't know that about that. Yeah. But it's like you could never make that film now.

That the whole plot is and now we're like, okay. Like, do you know what I mean? It's insane. Okay. Oh, what about Laya Laya? I only want to watch Laya Laya because Jennifer Tilly's in it. It was Jennifer Tilly.

Jennifer Tilly is the main woman in Laya Laya. The ma'am. The ma'am. Okay. And she's now a real housewife of Beverly Hills. Watch on your own, will you? Oh, you watch it? just watch it with a little notepad

and a clipboard, write down the wall, yeah. See all the swears, I want to bar and gay chart, I want to know how many S's, how many Fs? I don't mind the shits and the bugger and the buddies, don't mind them, they're fine, but. But one thing I did notice when watching the newtie professor, if you're a millennial, if you're at our age and you're watching the Nutty Professor

when you're a kid, something I noticed when watching it that made it quite sad as a backstory. Right. When they go to the comedy club the second time, and Reggie, the Dave Chappelle character comes out. Women be shopping. Yeah, and he has the, and he has the, but when Eddie Murphy's Buddy Love, not Sherman Club anymore, and he hammers him with all of those fat jokes, I realized the only reason Buddy Love knows such an arsenal of incredible your mama-soffat jokes is because

Sherman has heard them his entire life. That really, that really triggered you, didn't it? It ruined me night. I literally sat there and I was like, oh, bless these heart. And it's never explained. and it's took me 25 years to work that out, he only knows all of them because he's heard them about himself and about his mom. Really upset you, didn't it? Our kids are going to know loads as well. I'll see them about you.

Let's get on. Okay. We had to fight about the jingle, jing-go. We couldn't settle on a jingle. Jingle-Ding-Gong. So this is the jingle, We hope you like the jingle. Jingo do, do, do, babadoo, babadoo, babadu, babadu, ba.

Jingo! Hello and welcome back to this week's episode. Hello. Hello. A drunk, too. Rosie. I'm making the most of Rosie because it's nearly done. It's going to get cold soon and Rosie is going to be dead in my house.

You cannot drink Rosie when there's leaves on the ground. I just don't think you can do it. No, no. And I never thought of that. I couldn't, you know, I just physically couldn't. I struggle actually to drink white sometimes. See, I feel the same about, I feel the same about Medello with a lime in it or a corona with a lime in it. Two summeries.

See someone with a corona and a lime in in December or at a Christmas party. I go, what fuck are you doing? Tragic. Leave that for the summer. Enjoy it. Yeah. Get a, get a hoppy, get a hoppy pills now. Maybe an IP.

What would you suggest? Or a red wine. Oh, Guinness, nice. A Guinness or a red wine or a hoppy pills now. Yeah, I agree. I agree. A neck oil or something. Get that down you.

Get their lime out with it. It's just up the flies. There's no flies. No, there's no flies in December. Get it out. Stop it. I'd be glad I know flies. I'm like,

lots of flies. Oh God. Loads of flies. Hell on. Absolute hell on. Anyway, listen. So the wedding gossip. So we went to...

Because I can't even look at myself. You're beautiful. You're gorgeous. Stop it. We went to one of my dear friends' weddings. It was a two-day affair in Carlisle. how sad do you look and we went with another one

and we shared a cottage with Jordan who's been mentioned many times on the podcast we shared a cottage with Jordan and his partner Shannon and their little tiny little baby

two week old little baby Oakley and we kind of very much stolen well yeah we kind of chipped in and like sat at the corner in the wedding

and like all we all took turns with them and you know it was lush and you were I mean it's my close friends you're like

you know it's not just a random person's baby and you were like dare I say it I mean I was like she's gonna steal your baby Jordan

like Rosie is going to steal your baby. You have to keep an eye on her. So, you had them a lot. Yesterday, on the second day of the wedding, were you sitting inside when it happened? Because I only heard the aftermath. I'd been to the toilet and I came back. Oh, I was hit with this. A lady came over, didn't she?

I was on the dance floor. It was mid-dance. The band had started. It was mid-dance. It hit me like a ton of goddamn bricks. And she said to you, do you want to say it word-for-work? Because I didn't hear it word-for-word. I can't fully remember word-for-word. But basically, in a nutshell, this lady thought that Chris and I were this baby's grandparents. Imagine that. Imagine that.

Imagine that also. Just imagine that. Two days after your 40th birthday. Listen, so we've both had tough 40th birthdays, right? So two days after your 40th birthday, we're there. Shannon's, you know, young girls. 32, gorgeous. She cannot be my daughter.

Doesn't look young enough to be your daughter. Let's be perfectly honest here. Unless you were like one of them, you know, you know, the girl who got pregnant in year eight, unless you were her, right? We all knew one. You know, unless, but you weren't. Still absolutely impossible, I think. Yeah.

No, yeah, you couldn't. No, I'd have been eight. Yeah, you'd have been eight. Sorry, I was thinking you'd be 12. No, you'd been eight yet, it's impossible. Absolutely. Even in the north. And that's saying something.

So you had that. So she, I mean, she was mortified, the lady who said it. She was absolutely mortified. And the funniest bit was, I went, right, I went, so you thought I was the grander. She went, yeah. and you thought Rosie was the

grandma she went yeah and you thought Shannon was our daughter she went yeah and I pointed to Jordan I went the fuck did you think he was

she went I didn't even know he existed fucking baby's dad changed changed every nappy by the way he's amazing dad made every bottle

changed every nap me very much held him literally he pushed that buggy all around that venue very much the dad so I was like

Obviously for the rest of the night, I was like, and you, you piece of shit, knocking my daughter up and doing a runner, I'll have you. Well, it spread like wildfire as well. Because people were coming over and just coming over, calling his nana, laughing their heads off. Yeah, it was horrible.

But that's so, so we've had some of the things here. I'm getting Botox. I'm getting a full, no, I'm not. So we've had similar things here, though. So this happened to you, just after being 40, hits you like a ton of bricks. I had to do celebrity gladiators

on the week end of my 40th, against a 12th. 25 year old. Dare I see it, he came forth and strictly, George Clark, he's an absolute,

not how I'd, not mirrors and spaces, a different George Clark, the YouTube one, he's a, he's a hench young man. Well, we're not 25 anymore. Fit and athletic. Yeah.

And I can't give anything away about slavery about being up against a 25 year old on the week end of me 40th. Again, baptism of fire. So welcome me a 40s. Fuck me. A couple of old fuckers.

In her defence, in the lady's defence, because she was very, she was like devastated. Yeah. And she was like, I'm so sorry. It was very funny.

And I was like, yeah, but he still said it, though, didn't you? But anyway, in her defence, if I had had Shannon when I was 19, I could be a grandma. Like, it is a thing. You know, my cousin, Nina has got a grandson because she had her daughter when she was 19, and then her daughter had a child when she was like 19-20.

So, yes, it is possible. You don't want to hear it on a night out. I don't want to hear it on a night out when I'm not a grandparent, and I haven't lived that experience of having a child at 19, and the possibility and it just hit us like a ton of god damn bricks

and then she came she came back later she went I just found out that you do have children but they're only 10 and five and I was like God can you believe it

God what an old bitch I was like please stop just just don't it didn't affect me at all I was just laughing me head off

but yeah I'm sorry that must have been that must have been really awful but I think I was just do you know when you just don't feel your age at all no but I think it just hit I was like, it just hit us like a slap in the face.

I was like, you honestly think I'm this person, I'm this baby's grandparent. Like, what the fuck? Well, she said, actually, the lady who said it. So the lady who said it was older than us. But I could be. But the lady who said it was older than us and she said, I'm really sorry.

She went, I don't know how old anyone is. She went in my head, I think I'm still 30. And I was like, I feel the same. I was like, because when I was at, when I was at gladiators, there was me and there was George and there was another lad there as well. And they were in like, one there was 24, one was 25. And I remember thinking, hey, we're all. we're all like peers.

Yeah, we're all peers. And then I thought, no, I could be both of your dads. Yeah. I could literally be both of your fathers. I know. They're fucking horrible. So we need,

actually, we just need to grow up and maybe we need to just get into a world where we could be grandparents. Just honestly, just hit us like a fucking slap in the face. To be fair, though, I was hobbling and handing out with as originals

so I probably didn't do much for your cause. But that's the thing that we... I didn't have a bra on it. It might be in that. It was me tits, my tits, absolutely. That's what it is. is.

Dare I say it, they look fantastic. So no, I don't think it was that. I don't think it was that. No, so I was rocking a three-day, a three-day drink-a-thon. So I probably did look a bit haggard. Yeah, okay, fair enough. No, it's the thing, though, you're dressed in your best at a wedding. You don't want someone.

The first time you're accused of being a grandparent, you don't want it to be at a wedding when you're dressed in your best. I know. I know. What the fuck do I look like in the supermarket? You wanted, ah, you wanted to be walking around Tesco with no makeup on. Not. Jesus Christ.

And no, but she, no, sorry, just to add the last thing. she was like, because she kept digging her, digging her even bigger hole, bless her. And she was like, you were just looking, so you were doting on that baby so much. I was like, yeah, because me ovaries still work very much and I actually thought about having another one because I'm so broody.

Oh, that knocked the broodiness. It knocked the broodiness on the head, actually, so I can thank that lady for that. Yeah, straight away. It completely killed the broodiness. Because you'll be at school gates, you've been at the school gates when the kids five and you'll say, hey, you'll say,

ma'am, and everyone will go else, everyone will go, mom fucking hell thought your nana was picking you up yeah there you go but bless out

no and if she and if she does listen to this by any chance it were fun and like it was just one of them daft things blef blef

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at Westjet.com slash 30 years. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babo, do ba. So just a couple of that little tidbits or titbits, however the fucking hell you say it. I've been saying it wrong me whole life and I don't know what the right one is. I think it's titbits? Is it tidbits?

Oh, whatever. Tidbits, tidbits. Tidbits. Titbits? I don't know. Listen, who gives a fuck? First of all, I knew the singer from the wedding who was doing, it was Glenn Ruffead, who does, if you're from the Northeastern

you've ever come to any of the laughs for kids gigs. Glenn does the music, he's a very talented man. He was amazing at the wedding. I think it's hard to not be overpowering as it may be as a singer in the wedding. Oh, he was so impressed. He's like the perfect vibe.

Unreal. Anyway, he told me a really funny story. He's doing Jordan's as well. He's doing our band's wedding. He's doing our sons. Yeah, he's doing our daughter's wedding to Jordan. Yeah, yeah. He told me that he was at a wedding a little while ago. Oh, you told me this, and I totally forgot this is wonderful.

There was one good thing I took from the story, which is I think these two people found the right person because they both have the audacity to do with this at their wedding. So they told him that, can you please make an announcement to everyone? So the daytime had done and the night time was starting, and he was doing the thing, can you make an announcement to everyone at the wedding

that we're going to do Irish goodbyes. So under no circumstances, does anyone come up to us while we're having fun at our wedding and tell where you're going and say goodbye? Just go. We don't want to hear it. Both of them, the bride and the groom,

make sure you tell everyone that. Buffet is open, tell anyone if they're parked outside, blocking people in, and also tell them all to fuck off without speaking with the end of the knife. Wow. Outstanding, me.

Kind of love it. I respect. Kind of love it. I fully respect it. Just because I'm a prick sometimes. Yeah. Oh, you would love that. But I would never, ever say.

I didn't say goodbye to anyone last night. I said goodbye to him. I said goodbye to him. And someone else was standing next to him. And I went, yeah, bye to you as well. And I was gone. I was waiting outside. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So that would be, yeah. I dare I say it, I maybe should have married that bride who said that to him. Maybe. You're back, can you imagine? They must have sat and went.

You know what we could do? You know how we hate saying goodbye? to people. We could get the singer to just tell everyone under no circumstances, say goodbye. Yeah. Don't come to work on the dance floor. It is a chore.

And it's your party. Yeah. Someone's come, you're standing there. The beat's just about kicking on a song, you know? But this is what I think, like, weddings and that have changed over the years because once upon a time, it was everybody come together who will love to celebrate our union. And now

it's, everybody comes together. Everybody come together. to just watch us do this thing and don't speak to the world when we'll leave. Don't post photos on social media and don't you dare say goodbye on the way out or you're like, it could be fair though there might be like proper partiers, do you know, they're full of drugs and that

and absolutely buzzing. You can imagine like they're on the dance floor and that fucking, you know, that turned down for what? Turn down for what? But before that it was like do, do do do do do do waiting for the beat. Oh, Eve, we've had a lovely kid!

Exactly, yeah. Antie fucking Doris. Right, yeah, thank you, love. Yeah, thank you, love. Yeah. you, yeah, we'll speak you, I'll speak you tomorrow. Okay, we'll speak that chicken. I'll ever have chicken like that.

We'll speak to tomorrow, we'll speak to tomorrow. Go back. Oh, fuck, say. Do, da, da, da, da, do. Yeah, we've got to get, we taxis out to say. Yeah, okay, okay, bye. We'll miss the bass drop, yeah. Glenn, can you play that again?

Can you play that again? This old fuck, I just ruined it. Yeah, do you know what? Yeah, I'm on board. I'm fully on board with it. Fully on board with it. I can't even imagine how unbearable that must have been to listen to us a podcast, but it'll work on the video,

so maybe go on YouTube and watch that little skit. Maybe you get more for your money here. Do you what I mean? Just too old codgers trying to make a living. We're just too old. We're just too old. Just a couple old guys. Just a couple of little thoughts.

We have noticed. We've actually made a really good. What's the word? Observation. Kind of an observation, but also. So your awkwardness and just all around, like you really have to try to be. friendly. Okay.

I talk about it in my new tour. That means it sound bad. When I'm on stage, I'm so used to being on stage and being, you're in control of everything, but then when I'm in a social situation and you're not in control of it. I do, and it's not for being an asshole, it's just sometimes I'm not great. I'm not great in social

situations sometimes. And I can't hide, I can't hide when I'm not up for it. I think it's the best way of describing it. Would you agree? Yes, I would agree. But I mean that, I don't mean that horribly, because you are. You're fine. Like it's, you know, but unfortunately you married somebody who, like, I love, I need social interaction. I need, like, friends and I need to, I need to kind of have like a village to be around people.

And you do well, you've got a lot better. Yeah, but we've talked to your, you're well-mannered to the point of it being like, you know, a genuine problem to the point of it being like an actual crutch. Like, you would. I have a cripplingly good manners. That's what I'm trying to see. I mean, that woman yesterday, I really should have went. Are you, what the fuck are you talking about? Me, what, my grandchild?

Are you taking the piss? I'm not a nana. Can I just say, I think a lot of people listening would have done that. Well, I didn't. I went, e God, it's just me, it's just my friend. These are happy tears. It's just my friends.

I'm 40. I just turn 40. I know I don't get Botox. What my friends do and I'm trying not doing that. But they're like, yeah, so no, it's fine. I know, I'm on the tell you and I look old as fuck on there as well. So no, anyway, I could have done that, but I didn't. really nice. But back to me

observation, well me and you we've made like this thing right. So when we are older and when we are actually real grandparents, Chris loves leaving a party early. So you will be the babysitter of the kids. And I'll stay till the bit our end. 100%.

All the kids are tired of I don't want to take them. I'm having a part of it. Right here. Didn't want to fucking come in the first place. Half past day till be. Kids, let's go and watch a film. Yeah. So there you go. cheese on toast or cereal or toast for supper and let's watch Italian go to sleep because I didn't even want to come to this.

Your nana will be in it half past one. Yeah, should be yeah. Yeah. I'll be back on tabs by then as well. I'll probably smoke again. I'll probably smoke again. So fuck it. Because I'll be like whatever.

And then people will think you were great grandma. Isn't that funny? That'll be nice. What? And you start smoking and get even more haggard. You'll be holding your grandchild and someone goes, that your great grandchild and you'll go,

no. Listen, I'll drop kick a bitch by then. I'm not, no. No. Oh, but no, so that's mint. So your awkwardness and kind of like not being very social is going to... It's going to pay dividends.

It's going to come back in the future and I'm... Bisoner about that. When you're on the bloody dance full of HRT? Oh, God, can you imagine? Sweating like a 90s fucking hacienda. And I've decided that when things do get really bad, I'm going to take testosterone because my sex drive will be through the fucking roof.

You're not going to be able to keep up. I'll be a early night with a burns so you can't fuck off. You better go and blef yourself in the toilet, love. it works for so many it's beautiful beautiful beautiful fantastic word

just one more thing two more things um me uh Sean me had said the best thing I've ever heard anyone say in his best man's speech I think he was a bit nervous

and he accidentally said the groomsman all looked lush which I fucking nearly died I literally I heckled him I went bit weird I'm sorry thanks all the grooms The groomsmen, you all look lush.

Oh, God, I just... No, because you... Well, actually, sorry to bring it back to me nana, me nana thing, but you had his life all day from when he said it, but then when he found out that someone thought we were grandparents, he was like, oh, he was like, this is brilliant, this, this beats the look and lush,

the groomsmen of lush. It doesn't, because you did the look lush thing. I'm the victim of this, the look and lush, it's still much fun. What's the other thing? My other thing is, I, cause of me catastrophine, I ruined the night before, didn't I? Oh my God.

I don't think you are going to bring this. I'm going to bring us up because I've still got an issue with it. I've still got a problem. Right? So, we're in this place. It was a lovely place. Should we say what it's called? Hidden River Barn.

Hidden River Barn or something? Near Carlisle. It was unbelievable. And can I just say, I don't know. Anna, Sean, who married Anna, I've never seen a more beautiful bride. She looked absolutely stunning. Like, genuinely took me breath away a bit.

I was like, she looked like a, like a Disney princess. Yeah. Well, I said she looked like a Marvel, like a Marvel hero. Yeah.

Like literally came in just like fucking just gorgeous. Yeah, she looked phenomenal. So it was this, this beautiful place. And what was a two-day wedding. So we all stayed in cottages around,

which I've never done before. It was really nice. So we're all in these cottages in this courtyard and we're ashamed with Jordan Shannon. They've got a two-week-old. And we're talking to one of the guys. Which we very much used at our advantage. Oh,

we left at half nine. We've got to get the baby home. The baby was quite happy to stay at the baby. The baby was fine. Had his head defenders on. He was absolutely buzzing. I was like, yeah, we've got to go for the baby. And for me, because I need you go to rub me corns because I'm a grander.

So we're all in these cottages sleeping around and there's a, there's a courtyard and everything and they're all around there. And we're talking to this guy on the night beforehand. And he's just chatting to it. And he said, lovely lad, but he said, my maid picked us up. and I opened the boot and I couldn't fit my case in and I couldn't fit my case in the boot

because he'd brought his decks I went whoa whoa whoa he's fucking what now he went oh he's he's brought his decks for the night I went his deck DJ equipment

he's brought his own from home DJ equipment to the Hidden River barn to the courtyard to the courtyard of cottages that we're all sleeping this

fucking dick has brought industrial grade musical equipment yeah took up the full boot of DJ equipment what time tell them what time you found this out oh it was about

half nine 10 o'clock no was it oh no no no sorry no time I went back yeah it was about six o'clock and you've never found that out so Chris very much whole night ruined the whole night he's like I'm sitting there if there's decks I'm not sleeping I was like I'm gonna the fucking walls are going to me shaking. I was like, I'm going to have to Google how much decks are, because I'm going to go outside and smash his decks in front

of them. I'm going to literally smash them up and go how dare you? I couldn't hear them. No, you opened the window upstairs, you could sort of hear them, but they actually put them in the other house. I wonder how, did Word get around that nobody actually wanted the decks? Or... I wasn't very quiet about it. I know, but can I also make another thing as well?

Or did they all just also get to the... So I think everyone got really excited, but everyone is actually in their 40s. And do you think you got to the time and they all went, oh, fuck me, I can be, I'm going to be asked. Yeah. I think that's right.

I think they all dropped their ass. Again, is it because I'm old and boring now, but, and I don't want to offend people, but no, I do, actually, because if you're the person who says, I've brought me decks or I've brought me guitar, I'm all right for going anywhere with you. And I'm going to go one further here,

and I am going to upset people here. If you own decks and you aren't a paid DJ in any part of your life, I've got no respect for you. Yeah. Never been my cup of tea. I've never, You got an iPhone. You got Spotify. What are you doing?

What are you doing? Stand up there. Look like a fucking tepaniaki chef. No, I never got a wide on over a deck. I've seen them in people's rooms when I was younger and I just thought, what the fuck is it? I just, it stinks of links. I think it stinks or links. I think... Not my cut. Yeah. But, well, what I said, I was like, I wouldn't mind. But it'll be that, just horrible music. Yeah.

If it was like Shatter Khan, I said, didn't I? I was like, if it's Charac Khan. Oh, yeah. I don't think that thing. I don't think you need decks to do. Yeah. I don't think you need to mix them together, really. Just again, I've brought me decks. Go on fucking get in the sea. We weren't on the deck vibe of her. No, not at all. Although then again, the professional, Glenn Ruffhead,

shout out again to him. Once he'd finished his music with his guitar, he set some decks up and he played some sort of background music. Some music. Fucking fantastic, honestly. Unbelievable. So, yeah, I'm a huge hypocrite. I contradict myself left right and centre,

but I just think recreational decks. In the courtyard. In the courtyard of the cottages. We had the grandband. Exactly, we had the grandkids with were mine We had the daughter, a shithead partner Who got up, knocked up and then fucking disappeared And the grand...

Oh God, I mean... No, we're just old as fuck, Chris. That's all it is. Yes, I know! Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. It's time for, what's your bee? What is your beef? I don't have one.

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't have a beef either this week. And it's because... Can you remember yesterday? So again, sorry to go bang on about this, wedding, but we normally, whenever we go away together, we've either got the kids with her or it's work. Yes.

We go down to London. We do, please keep me anonymous. Every Wednesday comes out on your podcast apps and on YouTube. It's back as soon because we've had a bit of time. Yes, it's back. We've had a little time off. It's back very, very soon. And it's always a work trip.

We never do anything just us. It's stressful. It's work. And we never do anything just us. And even though at first we were like, fucking two day wedding. Wow. Like, what is that? It was so nice.

We kind of reconnected. And yesterday I said to you at one point, I went, are you all right? Because like, I'm saying funny things to people and you're joining in with the laughing. At one point I said so, and you were like, you threw your head back and you laughed your head off at us

and I was like, she hasn't laughed at me like that. I laugh at you every week on here. It's work, though, in it. It's work. You could be faking this. No, but when we're in social situations, oh yeah, you're horrible in, so I can't bear you.

Yeah, there it is. Normally. Normally. But we were just, something happened and I was like, yeah, my God, I was like, well, like, we've had a little, we've had a little weekend away. You're in the reset. Yeah? I also think Jordan and Shannon are a very calm and presence and I think they're really calm. The calm were down.

What the fuck? I was embarrassed, actually. They're two weeks old. He just, he wakes up once in the night and then he's no bother. Go straight back to him. But there wasn't a crossword. I didn't hear, not even like, where's he told me? Yeah.

Get the fuck, you put that. You put that. Why not? No, that way. None of that. None of that. Nothing. They're so nice with each other.

God. We need to be nice out to each other. Well, let's hold hands. I feel like we connected again. We laughed at me, which obviously is the main thing I want in life from a relationship anyway. We just had a really nice time.

At one point I thought, am I getting put down tomorrow? Am I dying? Is she about to drop some terrible news on me? No. Brilliant. So we had a lovely time. Sometimes we just...

Let's be friends again. Sometimes we need to just not be stressed a bit. Work and not having kids. Work. Yeah. And then, and the kids are super stressful. But this six weeks is actually being quite nice. This holidays have been.

It has been, like, honestly, I know I've mourned about it. Oh my God, as you're listening to this, they all should be back to school. Yes. Come on. Our children, our children have to learn to read again. But, you know, that's very much the teacher's problems. Surprise. Yeah, very happy about that.

It's been, no, but genuinely, it has been quite nice. I've loved the lazy mornings. Dare I say it, obviously we've had, again, apologies to London but we've had really nice weather. Bearable, really bearable weather, it's been lush. Just makes it a lot easier. So yeah, so no beef. Hey, shake my hand.

Nice to be friends again. I don't know how long it lasts. Another 14 year. There it is. 13 year. Oh, who cares. And well done. We've got through the summer holidays.

Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done to you. Well done. Well done to you. Well done.

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And again, just thank you so much. Do you really make it what it is? Hi, Chris and Rosie. We're just watching some clips on Rosie's Instagram where my partner comes in and asks, what's that you watching? Is that that shagged, fucked and hungry? Honestly, I think it's time for a rebrand.

Shagged. Shagged, fucked and hungry. Shagged, fucked and hungry. Maybe we should have a rebrand. Well, no, no. Well, when we do a spin-off cookery show, it's called shagged, fucked and hungry. Okay.

Perfect. What are you doing? What are you typing down? I'm getting the voice note. I'm getting the voice note. I forgot to tell you the idea. A guy walked past his bald NASDA. Shout out with my man in Bold Nasda who I saw.

Literally, I was in a hurry. I was going in to get something. I can't remember where it was. And I walked past him and he just looked at us and I was like, oh, he couldn't say hello or I'm a fan or whatever like that. And he just lent in dead close and went, babado, babadoo, babo do, bab. And I just went, thanks. That's nice.

That's nice. I just want away. I was like, my man. That's creepy you, but nice. It's the best one. It's the best one I've ever had. Just baboo, baboo-bubah. I was like, thanks, mate.

Just great. Nice. Hi, Chris and Rosie. Long-time listener. And I've been enjoying your icks for years. And now that I'm back in the dating pool at 36, I have one for you. So I went on this date with a nice lad,

like super gentlemanly. We've been having a lot of banter, really, like a really good crack. Really, really enjoying it. chatting to him and getting to know him being through very similar life experiences and the whole time that I'm sitting opposite him in this restaurant I'm just thinking

there's something familiar about you and I can't quite put my finger on it anyway he's gone through the meal he's paid for the meal and I'm super impressed because it doesn't happen very often at all he then decides to lead the way

and we're thinking if we're going to something after or if I'm going to just we're going to just see each other another time and as we are leaving the restaurant and I'm standing behind him and we're walking out I've recognized who he reminds me of um his posture the way he's walking everything about him physically reminded me of grew from the minions and I couldn't unsee it and yeah um it it's needless to say I haven't seen him again since and I feel so terrible about it

because he's lovely he's genuinely a lovely guy but all I can now see is grew no no that is not good that's one of them situations where you could have paused it

I would have guessed teachers exes dad I thought you'd shagged him before I forgot the whole well you obviously went straight to You were dirty tramp, you've shagged him before. Well done.

Well done, forgiven and no respect whatsoever. I went through, and I'm sure everyone listening, I went through all of the possible, you could have given me a thousand guesses, and I would never have come up with Gru. Agree. That's so amazing. What's he say again?

What do you mean? Like, what's one of his sayings? Oh, I do not. Minions have got scenes. He just says different stuff, don't he? Oh. Funny. Wow.

Yeah, there's nothing. No. Oh, that's the thing. The win it. everything else was perfect. You can't unsee Gru. You can't unsee that. I mean, did you have a little like cravat on or something?

What the fuck? Has he got pin legs? I think he had 14 tiny little yellow dudes with him. I think that was the problem. That was the problem. I quite like Gruv. Listen, because we slagies off so much, men in general, I've got a really, really nice reverse ick here.

Get in. Somebody talking really nicely about a husband. I think it's a lovely thing, okay? Yeah. Hi, Chris and Rosie. Please keep me anonymous because obviously she's embarrassed. I'm just saying something nice about a great fucking hell, man. Rosie, this one's for you.

All right. My partner was the Mighty Ducks kid. Like, he wasn't actually in Mighty Ducks. He just loved Mighty Ducks. Charlie Conway, eat a heart out. Like, street hockey till the lights came on, roller hockey in the 90s, then semi-pro ice hockey, actual hockey hair, the whole thing, okay?

Then COVID hit. Life got serious, family bills, mortgages, you know, Now he only plays for fun, but he has the reverse ick. The thing that absolutely ends me, and I think in like a sexual way, like not in the bad way. Watching him and our boys, 11 and 9, playing street hockey like it's a movie montage, Coach Bombay would be weeping. And now the boys can finally skate on their own, so they do drills, like pot rob had drills. They practice, he coaches them. And my favourite, favourite part, when he skates backwards.

On ice, on roller skates, I don't care. watching a grown man skate backwards whilst yelling keep your sticks on the ground at two tiny humans which she has made as well is inexplicably the most erotic thing I have ever witnessed it's powerful it's graceful it's athletic it's a bit weirdly dominant it's the reason we now have an eight month old

that's not a joke that's cause and effect wow and it says here Chris watch the mighty ducks and do it for your marriage no no I'm going to stop you there because Chris gets very obsessed with things and Chris will come home within the full gear and not have a clue what he's doing

and he will have to learn that you like your husband I can feel similar to golf here no it's not happening no I can feel a new obsession coming on Rosie I'm going to say it Rosie it's a knock up on time is that what they say

I know that my friends used to say I've never seen it but I know the catcher I don't know you like your husband listener because he's been doing it for a long time he's actually really good at it. Don't again, Chris. Guys, we'll be at A&E with me because I turn me on my new skates. That is the, that is for me

that's the perfect reverse ick. That's what I meant by reverse icks because that in another world through someone else's eyes, I thought this guy was really fit and then he skated backwards and he was shouting with his kids and it was an it. That is such a perfect, perfect. Because you know, because I took his top off and he had a six-pack reverse it. It's not a reverse-ick. That's just a genuine attraction of it.

that's and hey skating backwards is very impressive and also is British um like back in the 90s we American sort of things were very how am I saying this like I found American lads like lush yeah yeah well Americanisation in the house too yeah well that was when it all that's when fucking Halloween started getting big you know you like you know kids are buying baseball bats instead of cricket bats and obviously there was the hockey and ice hockey and all that stuff yeah really is it no but that's um yeah so yeah

So yeah, of course he's lush. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Hi, Rosie and Chris. I was just listening to your recent podcast where you mentioned you often quote, We're birth doctors. We're birth doctors? What?

We're both doctors? Get out of our eyes. I actually think this could be, I don't know if I'm actually like not lazy enough. I can't speak today. Like, Jesus Christ. You've had four nights on the piss.

This could be a nice new section. Right. Of what do other people have sayings about people that they don't know? It's a catch. title, I'll give you that. Clip that up. We've got a new section.

What do other people have sayings about other people that they don't know? Babadu-bab-dab-da-da! What do other people have other sections? About the things. I'm going to dole down. I'm going to double down. I'm going to call it.

That's the name of the section. What was that probably what I said? We'll listen to back and we'll get it. The name for this section is. is what do other people have sins about people that they don't know? Yeah, okay. That's the name for the section.

I'm doubling down on it. Yeah, I love it. I love it already. Right, it made me think, listen, I can't concentrate. It made me think about all the things me and my husband quote to each other

because we've got loads over the years. There are so many things we quote, but there's one that's been going for about 14 years now. Nice. Basically, a friend of ours had got back together with her ex-partner.

She was so excited to tell us how great things had been going and how perfect they are for each other. She was listing things to us about them. That she saw as signs they were both destined to be together forever. One thing she listed was we both like vegetables.

Oh, grasping at straws much. We both breathe. We both use a toilet. You heard of that? We both do with a toilet. both sleeping in a bed we both I don't know if you have ever seen this

but while talking while looking at stuff where eyelids where eyes get dry and where eyelids close you're both blink yeah the eyelids close

over the eyeball to moisturise it would both do that stop so mate no that is good so mate that is good we both like vegetables

so she wasn't referring to anything kinkly when she said this just basically telling us that she can cook him a proper meal like a roast and he'll happily eat these veggies and is not one of those men who just wants a plate and meet all the time.

Right. But this line stuck for years. We both like our vegetables. And when me and my husband talk about how good we offer each other, we often joke that we both like vegetables. Fantastic. So we're clearly the perfect match.

The couple are not together, the vegetable couple are not together anymore. Never on the world. Yes, I can imagine they're not because she had to put we both like vegetables in the list that I imagine took a fucking hours to put together. It's just lovely. I just thought that was quite funny.

That's really nice. So yeah, so what, What sayings do you have about other people that people don't know about? Send them in. I think that could be, we'll need a better title, but I think that could be really interesting section. That could be, all of those,

all of those words are pulling their own way individually in that sense. Off the top of your head, is there anything else? That we do. That we've got. Obviously, quoting films and stuff isn't the thing. No, it's not films. It's what someone said. It's something someone else has said to you that you've found hilarious,

that you've, that's become part of your vernacular, that you quote to each other as a reference to something. Well, I did it for years about that last I worked with. Which one? About the dog. Oh, that dog's hot as out. That's when the dog was just really hot and needed a drink, so its tongue was out and she

was like, that dog is hot as out. Oh, I've got another one. My friend, Philippa, when we were away a few years ago, she was drunk and she fell off our chair backwards. And while she was falling, she went, oh, I'm away! Well, obviously, I'm away! Obviously, my new one is the groom has been looked lush. That's not going anyway.

That's not going anywhere. That's not going anywhere. anytime soon. However, man, there is loads. There's loads. We live at, that is actually, I think that's our love language. Yeah, what?

Just for a while, for a good six months, quoting the same, I mean, we still do, we're with doctors. That's never going anyway. Next time, when we'll do them over the next week or so, just note it down. We'll have a thing. We'll bring them back to the next week's section of,

what sayings do you have about other people that people don't know about? There it is. Why are you still listening? Isn't it of this? Honestly, I'm judging you more than us. We get, this is our job, we get paid. Why are you, what you're doing?

Fucking hell. I'm so, no, I don't mean that. I'm sorry, I love you so much. Don't go anywhere. Sorry, guys, she's a, she's a grandmother. She sometimes says things. She doesn't mean. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba.

Dear Rosie and Chris, please keep me anonymous. My wife listens. Quick one from me. My wife and I came to see Chris's show in York back in March. I'm only saying this because you've still got some tickets to shift and this might help. Okay, cool. There is not many left for York, I'll be honest with you, but I do do.

No, no, that's parts of the country. All of the country. I'm going all over the place, guys. We're both big fans, and I think my wife might have an innocent crush on Chris. Nothing innocent about it. Weird, innocent, you can't get a break. Innocent crush.

Not just a crush. I'm either a weird crush, a guilty crush. What does innocent? No, I think she just wants a cuddle. Oh. It's just like, oh, he's nice. Maybe. I'll take that.

I'll take that. I'll take that. Yeah, you can have. a cuddle of him. You can't do anything else with him. Listen. Not get out. Quick blef. Go. Go. Good blef in the dressing room toilets.

You can't do that. Because a comedian did that and he got in a lot of trouble, rightly so. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not... Don't be shagging at the toilets. I'm not going to do that. Listen. We made a date night of it. Dinner, show and a hotel in York child free.

Hey! I want to thank Chris sincerely is after his show we had the most mind-blowing sex ever. I know. I remember I was there. I was there. I was filming it in the corner. We'll show the clip now. Imagine. We've been married 12 years and sex has always been good,

but this night was one to remember. My sincerest gratitude to Chris, cheers, brother. What the hell do you see in this show? Well, yeah, I mean, I wish I knew. I wish I knew. Wow. So they had a good laugh for me, and then they went in bed and knocked each other's socks off.

Well, you know what? I'm glad I could help. Do you, oh hang on a minute I don't know how I helped Oh God This is not good Why? Do you think they watched your show

And you talked about our life In like our marriage And you think they were like Oh my God Could be worse Our life's much better Oh no We've been used

We've been used Is that our life's much better than theirs That might be it You know Oh God It's happened Yeah I'd rather that

Than think that she then went back And thought about me While having sex with him I don't like that I don't like that No he said innocent She wasn't She might have been thinking

about you. Oh my God. That's quite cool. So I... Have I had a threesome? Is that my third-dom? Have I... The saddest threesome ever. That's the saddest threesome ever. Someone was just slyly thinking about you. That's horrible.

I'll take it. I'll take it. Where was I? We come as a team. Where was I in your thoughts and your mind, eh? Me and me granny did. Grandmas can't have... Stop. You know what, it's grandmas you can. I'm not being interested. If you want to have a threesome and you're a grandmine.

you bloody go for it. It was better. It's coming back to us. I've told you my... No, I don't want a threesome. I'm just saying when we're older. I want to get better at sex. I'm not disappointing two women at the same time.

You think this is? Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. Hello, this is a random one, all right? And it's a bit self-indulgent. Well, kind of. So? This isn't exactly the usual gossip you guys share on the podcast,

but I've been a listener from the early days of the pod and have listened to most episodes a few times. Oh, bless you. Thank you. So lovely. So I felt like I knew a lot about you guys. but every few months Rosie mentions another random job that she's never mentioned before

most recent one being working in an autism unit and working in a nursing home, yes. Yeah, I did. So I guess my question is, how many jobs has Rosie actually had? It's been baffling me for a while now as someone who has had three jobs. I'm coming up 30.

Wow. So she's listed all the ones that she knows and I have added actually ones that she hasn't. This is amazing, okay. So these are all genuine. Is it weird that I had some of? many jobs? She's my longest job by the way. This one is your longest job. Congratulations. And your longest

relationship. Oh God. Congratulations. Congratulations. Life's young. So, these are the jobs that she got. Oh, he actually, sorry, I don't know. Mincella, Dorothy Perkins, Potton's Blue Coats, the Gadget Shop, nursery nurse worker, teacher and assistant, working in an autism unit, I did.

Inland Revenue, worked in Roads as a cabaret singer, that is true. A cabaret band singer, radio host, nursing home, then podcaster, etc. Thank you and thank you for the podcast, bloody, blahdy, blah, blah. The ones that she hasn't mentioned are Parma Bar, which was a bar, bar work.

In South Shields, yeah. The Body Shop, River Island. I was a receptionist at the Fort of Copier Place. You know, I had to ring everyone. Every time we'll drive past your point at it, yeah, horrible. That's nice. I was a recruitment consultant for a little while. That's when I had to do the, they had to fit the shops in the office.

Yeah. Leaflets for a posh clothes shop. Yeah. In Sunderland. I was a presenter for music events in the Northeast. Christmas work involved. and pantomimes. I was an elf, do you remember?

High school musical I did around the social clubs. And that's it really. That's all I could think of. Wow. A lot of jobs. A lot of jobs. And I actually don't think I've said more. I thought I'd had a lot of jobs.

I don't think I've... So I had all sports. Well, paper round. Oh, so, no. There weren't... Nobody was asking you. Oh, then no mind. Nobody was actually asking you.

Okay. Well, so... You talk about yourself enough. Somebody someone might email... They might, but what you had like four, five, six. It's not even worth. It's not. It's not.

it's not interesting. You can see the variation in mine. Yeah, okay. You can see at times when I got very desperate for money. Yeah. Is your prostitution on there as well? Never actually done prostitution. But can I tell you right now,

if I'd have been younger and Onlyfans was about, can't say I wouldn't have. Oh, you 100% would have. I probably would have, yeah. Whacking out your tits on Onlyfans. 100%. No, I wouldn't have done face stuff. Would have just done body stuff?

Yeah. Fuck I am. I would have. We all know you, would have accidentally shown your face on the first one. The first one, you'd have bent down to pick something up and gone, and I've already uploaded it, I can't delete it. And that'll be it.

Oh, I love it. So just go full out of it. Anyway, thank you. Thank you for the person who got all my jobs. It was cute. I think it was a lady. Cute to go down memory lane. Yeah.

All in your own. Just on them. Try to join in. You mean, list your jobs. Go on. All sports. Inland revenue. All sports.

at the same time. All sports. Stade in my light, inland revenue, um, uh, went to the inland revenue, end of, sort of contract party and hoiled up in a taxi on the way of home and had to spend give 60 quick the tax driver.

So back to stadium of my light for money. Um, and then the new crown pub. And then, um, stand up. Brilliant. Uh, it was also, I also, the clothes shop USC. Mm-hmm. I also got accepted for a job for a job for.

USC and turned up a month early and then came and then couldn't get it and had to go back to the stadium again stadium of light was like my little safety net, it just caught us every time I fucked up that's nice. I forgot about the I worked in the plus size, the women's plus size clothing shop. Do you remember?

No. I did, it was at the metro center. I can't remember what it was called. It was opposite the leather shop. Is it still there? Leather bags, leather coat. Everything's leather. The two big leather jackets. I think it's called land of leather. Land of leather. I'm sure it's called Land of the Leather.

It's the Lend of the Leathers. I don't think I've never bought in here. There's a quote. We used to say land of leather quite a lot. From that, maybe it was, yeah. We did you see Land of the Leather. I don't think it's still there.

It didn't have to have a look. It was like bags, hats, long leather coats. Just one bloke work there. Yeah. Same bloke. I mean, fucking smelled incredible. Oh yeah, it was lush. But leather's gone the way of fur now, though.

leather's like bad like leather's gone the way of fur because it's cow in it it's gone the way of fur it's like you're basically so people can't wait anymore fuck no hang on is it let's find out oh end of an era

at the metro centre is a famous shop shuts land of leather 7th March 2026 this year it should yeah can we have a minute that was in the Chronicle

Chronicle oh how many 36 years of trading our full life yeah wow um a minute for Land the leather.

But again, it is quite, you know, it's gone the way of fur. It's like wearing, you know, yeah. Shutters are pulled down on the retail unit. The shutters. With the note on them reading, we are now closed. The shutters were also made of leather. That was the weirdest bit.

The weirdest bit for me. It smelled incredible. Shut us down. I don't think it's moved anywhere else. I think it's just done after 36 years. Does it say why? It'll be because no one's buying leather anymore. Everything's for leather now.

Always all right. Who? Mr. Leather? Larry, leather? I hope so. I know what you mean. It is sad. It's gone back in the sun.

What? It doesn't make any sense. Which is because he looks like leather. I wonder how much leather stuff he had left over. His house is all leather. They might have done it. Why didn't they do a shutting down sale? Are you upset?

Are you now upset that you missed the shutting down? Because, do you know, I do this, you know, though? Something shuts down and I go, oh my God. We all did it with Woolwatt. We all did it were Woolwatt. Oh, Woolwarts, man. shut down and we all went, oh no. I used to love going there when I was 10.

Right. Well, that's not a thing. What are you talking about? Do you know the pick and mixes were all just out of date chocolate? I had a boyfriend who worked there, he told us. It was all out of date tins. So you know you're going in, you got the picker mix and you're thinking, oh, get in. All out of date.

So they would just decant the out of date stuff into the picker mix, so everyone could just take it. Yes. Wow. I know I was devastated. Well, of course. Still got me. I was going to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like the level of this devastation. It was, in fact, I can tell you exactly what the level of devastation was. This is a direct impression of it. Well, really? How out of taste I were talking? Are there? Oh, that's just, they taste the same. Oh, what a shit.

They were fine. Do you remember what the picker makes it world worth? It's unbelievable. There was two, you could walk around it. It was like, it was an aisle of its own, double-sided. Incredible. And they had the toy bit downstairs. Toy bit was unbelievable.

remember I was obsessed and I can still remember it. This like dollhouse I can smell it man. Oh God. It's made leather? Of course it wasn't leather. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. Thank you so, so much for listening to this week's episode of Shagmary Lloyd.

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