Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

On this week's Shagged married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey have a holiday debrief, Chris suggests a 40th Birthday trip for Rosie, and a new way to get rid of warts and potentially verruca's is shared on the podcast! Rosie reveals her thoughts on Baby Showers, Chris had some beef over weather icons and the pair get deep over AI... All of this plus a brilliant voice note, more A1 sex shop chat and some second hand gold clubs! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: [e-mail] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello! Hi, guys! Hello, hey, it feels like we've had ages off because we banked a couple before we went away. I know. I feel like we haven't done this for ages. We only did it last week? No, week before.

Yeah, yeah, we had last week off. Yeah, yeah. All right. And we haven't seen much because I've been away for work. You've been away, you did a little exciting work. thing that we're not allowed to talk about at the moment but I'm very excited to tell everyone about it when it finally

happens. I've just realised I've got a watch tan line on my hand. Oh that's cute. Oh that's very, oh that's very dad. That's very like you're an old man life, yeah. Is that it? Yeah. Because when you're younger, don't wear watches. No, you don't do you. I didn't wear watches for

years. I don't think I wore a watch until I was a comedian. All right, when you had to check the time. I timed myself on stage. I didn't I had one of them. I fucking loved them. The Cassio one, digital one, but with the metal strap. Nice. Nice.

I really like that. But yeah, I had a holiday watch on, just because I can time, just how long I've been in the shade. So I've got my holiday, I have got my holiday watch tan and I've got my heat rash on my arm. Have we not done it since we've been back?

No, we haven't done it since we got back from holiday. I've got stuff wrote down from the holiday and I'm thinking, but it was a while ago. No, yeah, because we didn't. We got back. We only got back last Thursday. Honestly, the days I'm lost.

I mean, this is less of a podcast and more of a, like a life admin checkup. Just a chat, just a family chat. Didn't have a lovely time. Do you know what it is? We had a bloody lovely time and it was fantastic. One of my favourite holidays and I think it's just because like you're not worrying if your kids are going to die all the time.

Right, because they're a little bit older. Just that little bit older and just like, I remember when they were little and you can't sit down because they get up and then they just run around and you're by the pool and it's wet and it's like they're going to crack their head open, they're going to smash their teeth in, they're going to drown.

Like, you know, it was just great. Oh my God. We haven't had a debrief about the little girl who nearly drowned because our mom was a useless bitch. I can't believe all of this. So right, so we should have made, probably, apologies to everyone listening. Me and you should have just spoke with each other.

This shows how little prep beforehand. All of this podcast is off the cuff because you think we've already spoke about the holiday on here, but we haven't spoke about the hill on here. So everything has come out with the floodgates there. I can't believe you're already on. the woman who ignored her child so much that the child just jumped in the fucking pool.

Let's go into it. I had to scream across the pool that, so basically there was this little girl and she was only three. She was three. And she kept coming over to us because she was playing with Ray for a little while. She kept asking me to play her with her,

which, as you all know, I can barely stand my own kids. So someone else's child trying to make me play them on me fucking holiday of all things. No, but she kept asking, I'm like, honestly, and I know she's only three

and God love it, She was cute as a button and she's a three-year-old, so it's not her fault, but she had daddy issues. She had pure daddy issues. All she wanted to do was play with the dads. She just kept, like, latching herself onto her dad. And I was like, and I couldn't keep my eyes off her because she was just walking around without arm bands on. Clearly couldn't fucking swim. Anyway, so we ended up.

Sorry, can I just, she was very much exercising the Chris Ramsey method of making friends on holiday. which was standing next to people one play but although she she did a more direct approach she would just go and can I play with you she was just saying can I play with you and I was like you know what fair play as an only child myself it's a it's a tough thing to do but she was only three and she's already mastered it

she'd be a fucking professional about time she's six yeah she'd be friends on the play but like we she was so she was playing with Rave and Rave was a bit sick of her shit because Rave was like stop asking me dad to get that thing from the bottom of the pool like he's my dad and he doesn't want to play with you it sinks and I was going I know it sinks

don't throw it again because I'm not getting it. And then I kept going, where's your mom? And I knew where her mom was, because I could see her over the other side of the pool on her fucking phone. She was getting fucking judged. Like, she was getting judged.

Well, then it's turned into everybody around the pool was very much like, because this kid had like latched herself on to every single person around the pool. So everyone was like, our mom's just not even watching anyway. So then what happened was, I kept in,

we ended up having lunch. And so I was like, fuck off, go and find your mom. mom, I'm not giving you any lunch, like, you know, anyway. And so I was keeping an eye on her because she didn't have any armbands on. And then all of a sudden, she jumped in the pool. Yeah, she jumped in the other side of the pool.

She was throwing a ball. She went to this guy and a kid and a guy and the guy's kid and she was like, can I play with you? And the guy threw or something there. And she just jumped in the pool. And the bloke was standing there looking and she fucking went under. And I was looking at her and she didn't come back up. And but the guy was just looking at her, just looked.

her head bobbing under the water because you don't just want to grab someone else's kid because of the day and age we live in. So I stood up on the sunbed and I went, mate, she can't swim! And he obviously immediately grabbed her and took her own. Everyone looked at me. And then the man, you know, came off Instagram, thank God or whatever the fuck she was doing, and came and got the kid. But it was like...

You had to stop me from going to say something. Yeah, you were going to go and say something. I was literally... It was nuts. I made loads of friends that day. Just because I saw a thing... Well, I... Because like, everyone was united.

about how much they fucking hated this woman. And no one I went and said anything they were, because obviously, you know, we didn't. We all just gossiped about behind their back. But I read a thing online recently that said, the best friendships are made by the mutual hatred of someone else. Yes, it's true. Made some friends for life that day.

But then for the rest of the day, she had to actually make an effort. Did I tell you what I heard as well? No. When they were in the pool together, the mom and the daughter. Because you know there was a bloke with them. Yes.

Who I assumed was the grander, but it was the dad. Was a grander or a great grander because this man was in his early 90s. Yeah. And then I heard the girl, the woman who was about my age, or younger maybe. She was a bit younger. Sorry, love, she was younger.

Thanks. And say to the daughter, wave to daddy. Yeah. And I thought, that's her dad. No wonder she needed, like, she was looking for sort of younger models of dad. Really weird. It was really, it was. It was actually, this is the first time we've really talked about it.

It's actually got quite dark and quite deep just on the intro of the podcast. Yeah, so there you go. And there's absolutely no way that she'll be listening to this. Oh, definitely not. And honestly, if you are, shame on you because your child almost drowned. You owe me a massive, massive debt of gratitude because my wife was going to come over and ring your fucking neck that day and I stopped that. Listen, let's keep a light.

Let's leave some other stuff. Let's move into the, let's pay the bills here. It's time for this week's lucrative, lucrative response. But first of all, thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being part of it. Please continue to like and subscribe and all of that stuff.

but it's time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. I don't know if I've mentioned this before. May have mentioned it before in passing, but it's definitely not being the sponsor, and it's starting to do me head in. And I'm going on a golf trip tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing it all again on my golf trip,

but I'm in Spain. This week's sponsor is the omelette station on holiday. Oh, okay. Why, why, why do people queue up for the omelette station, like they are giving out the fucking fountain of youth? Like, an omelette is the most incredible. thing that

fucking rows of men standing what I disagree I do not partake in the omelette right exactly neither do I because it's rows and rows of men like they've never

had a fucking omelet in the life it's a couple of fucking eggs and a bit of I guarantee I guarantee they don't eat omelets on holiday I've never know anything like it

I think it's like I've never known anything like a special like oh it's been made fresh I've never know anything like it full like men just in a queue holding the plough there's an omelette station there's an omelette

Omelets can get them in my opinion. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, fuck off. I think omelets are wrong. Back the fuck up here. Frittata? You've got me attention. What's in a frittata?

A frittata? I didn't mean the say about it. Oh, there's a bit of tetea in there as well. Fratio. Yeah. A bit too much. Like peppers and that. I've said it before.

I love a frittata. But omelette. Nah. I just, I can't get over how much people lose their shit for the omelette station. There's always, it's the most packed part of the breakfast buffet. Fuck it, go and get an egg. I'll tell you what, I lost my shit over on that breakfast. I love a breakfast buffet.

You do love a breakfast buffet. Oh, God, I. Although it should be called for the kids. Let's all go and put Nutella on my t-shirts for the day. Yeah. And also, like, can we, this is just to all of the restaurants abroad, right? Can you not put fucking muffins and donuts on your breakfast? Why are you doing that?

That's a lot liking it, yeah. Like, why are you doing that to where? I don't know what you mean Because Like it's holiday And you don't want to I'm like Yes ma'am on Haldi

I'm literally like Aye you can't that an ice cream Aye I don't care Like Robin just has coke For every drink And I'm like I don't care you on Haldi Brush your teeth nice

But Camber just pleased With the fucking Donuts At the breakfast Rief I want to you know He loves a board cake With a mandelons

A mandolin Yeah He's just every day He's just like I want two board cakes Yeah And I'm like crack on.

There's your sugar spike for the morning. And then waffles with Nutella pancakes. And I'm like, please, just please have three bites of a banana. Please, with the love of Christ. What I loved on the breakfast buffet, like Spanish melon. Oh, I tell you what. Honey dew melon. Oh, heaven's above.

Heavens are both. Unbelievable. Also, I'm like, I go full continental me. Like, you hate my breakfast morning breakfast because I'm like, I'll have a bit of smoke salmon. I'll have my melon and also what they had there was the con you know the like grated tomato

so I was having like bread with grated tomato and then like black olives yeah you're basically having a brusetta some melon and some fish for your breakfast you can keep your omelets and I can have an omelette at home any day although I can't anymore because loose eggs

make a shit myself so but I was just loving my life yeah but yeah and I had to just stop myself from having donuts so that's basically your summary. That's it. Kids eat. No, sorry every morning. Little Gurnelli's round.

I'll technically save that by proxy by shouting. Rosie Nelly punched her man. And yeah, everyone goes mad for omelets. Yeah. You're right, actually. They do go mad for omelets. Hate it. Just a fucking 10 deep queue waiting for me omelet when we plate me home. Do you want to ask a notice about our life? Yeah. We don't go for lunch. We'll have it on the sunbed.

Like, loads of people... I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on. I don't like getting dressed when I've got cream on. And then I'm like, how much do you eat in a day on holiday? like and I'm a greedy fat pig and we all know this I could eat I'm not this is not me is some almond mum being like how much do you eat but how do you go

for the buffet breakfast and then go out again for lunch and then have your dinner on the night time well again it's just holiday isn't it's just it's what's the same reason we're having football waffles for breakfast because you're on holiday it's excess you're just going mental yeah for our next holiday because that was just a five-nighter I'd rather have little holidays

I'd rather have two little holidays who's having two weeks I'd get gout yeah so in the summer we're going away for another the week. I'm going mad. Yeah? I was, I was careful on that last one with me, contomotter. I'm going mad. So what we're talking, you're going to have, instead of brisetta for breakfast, you'll have a slice of pizza, instead of smoked salmon,

you'll have a full fried cod with batter, instead of melon. I'm going to full English. I'm doing the beans. I'm doing the beans. I'm doing the cummills. You're going to call it Johnson, call her just and full English. Yeah. Okay. You know, you have to shout here, yeah, here you beforehand. That's the rule. I didn't know that. I have to shout here, yeah, here, you let everyone know that you have no,

full English. Brilliant. We had a fight about the jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle jingo, jing-gaw. So this is the jingo jingo. We hope you like the jingo

jingo. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadu, babadu, ba. Jingle! Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shag, Maradineau. Hello, hello. Whilst we're on the subject of the holiday, it's still fresh in my mind.

Yes. Should we, I don't know if this is going to upset some people or whether people will agree with us or whether they won't agree with us. All of the above. Can I just say everything you say now on any kind of medium, whether it be the internet or tele, mainly telly, depends what the show is, one show are very safe. Anything like this will upset and delight and annoy and be indifferent for everyone.

All of the above. This is going to cause a divide, right? And can we just really quickly talk? We haven't okayed this, but okay. Right. We're going to talk about white parties

on holiday. Yes. What in the ick fest? Yeah. Please dad don't dress all in white. Yep.

Mortification. The whole family looked like they're going to get christened in the swimming pool. It's horrible. You mean baptism night? Baptism night?

Yeah. I can't bear it. So yeah, so we're in a hotel and everyone was like, We are the minority because everybody else was absolutely buzzing

to the point where I was like I think they've booked this hotel because of the white party I was like there's no fucking way people with kids there is no fucking way you own a white item of everything no way unless you've

specifically done it for the fact that this hotel has a white party which it's not even a party nothing was different everyone was just wearing white apart from us nothing was different I fucking hated it

the worst bit was though before the white party. Everyone was at the buffet in all the white gear. And I was just like, I'm talking white fucking shoes, trainers, shit. Horrible. I've got a fucking five-year-old. I don't wear white. I know. Ever. I haven't wore white for years since I had kids. Since Robin was born, I have not worn white. It's just horrible. It was very culty. It was just weird and I just didn't enjoy it. You mispronounced that slightly. Well, country and cult. It was just the maddest thing. But I know people love it. I was speaking to people around the pool and they were like, oh yeah, last year,

when we went to the one in Greece had a white party was the best night and we're all in white and I just thought So that was it That's what you want You want a uniform

You want to all be wearing white Do you know what I wanted to do I sat at that we sat We didn't stay long We sat there and everyone was sitting around I had a white jacket on I was a bit embarrassed I thought

Don't think that I'm getting involved in this I wanted to walk round table at table And go enjoy on your white party And when they go yeah I want to lean in and go Do you know who else enjoyed white parties Oh P-Diddy

Well yeah And then I wanted to walk away To the next table And see the same thing It's a very American thing Yeah I don't know. Is it because we're northern? It's because we're born, we're old.

No, because it takes... When we were sat at the white party, I and my brain thought of our big, large friendship group of everyone we've ever met in our life, and I could think of handful of people who would be buzzing. Yeah, yeah, I know something. I think it's us, I think we are the minority. I do believe for other one.

He has a question then. Okay, gun to your head. Fancy dress or white party? I'd rather go to a fancy dress party. It feels more... I hate both, can I just say No, I like fancy dress No, I like fancy dress

I hate both but can I just say On holiday though? One, not on holiday Two, I feel like the white party is like a bit of a poser's version of the fancy dress partner So I actually have, as someone who hates fancy dress, I've got more respect for fancy dress

Because fancy dress can be fun and it's funny And you go, oh wow, with everyone you know Funny for 30 seconds Well you hate fancy dress but that's fine But the white party to me was just a an absolute cringe fest. It was horrible. I know.

And it was all that it was, you know what it is? I get on it. Guys, I'm sorry. It was the dads that I hated most. There was dads. Dad's walking around in white linen shirts and white shorts going, hey,

hey, look at you and you're white. Oh, fucking, it was like a DAZ advert. It was so strange. It was just the full, it was the family. It was the Instagram families. Full family.

All together, all wearing white. I thought, are you not embarrassed? You're not embarrassed? Like, I don't know. I've got to. I'm going to say now. Sorry, can I just, I just want to put in, though. Okay, yeah.

Robin gave us shit for not getting involved in the white party. Of course he did. And I want to say, Dickhead, when you stop spilling Nutella and everything your way, you can go to a white party? Although, can I just say what I think most people are listening to the podcast now are thinking,

I think we just go to toss as hotels now. Yeah, I think we do. No, but I can imagine it's happening at a lot of hotels. I think it's a new thing. It happened before, a night before, when we were at. Yeah. Yeah.

I think white party is now becoming, it's the new baby shower fucking eight baby showers sorry I know you're getting it back in your box back in your box am I weird are you gonna have to look

did you enjoy having an issue an apology the other week because you're gonna have to issue another one the way you're going so back in your box let's celebrate your unborn child who when it comes

I'm gonna have to buy and sing it's like I didn't speak it's like I didn't speak it's like I didn't speak it's like I didn't speak I am holding a baby shower for one of my friends soon

So you would think I love them because I've held baby showers at the house for loads of people. I didn't have one myself. I didn't have one for either of the kids because do you want to know why? I can't drink alcohol at this party so why would I come?

Don't be thinking. Fair. Yeah? Stephen Ballard would have a lovely time. Me? Absolutely not. I am clamming for a drink. I'm going to a baby shower next week.

I'm a minority because I think everyone just loves. I think people love an event. I don't think we like events. I think that's the problem. No, I love an event. I love a hen party. Yeah.

I love like, but, oh, let's sniff nappies with fucking baby food. Sorry, who sniffs nappies? What are you talking about? It's a game that you have to do at a baby shower. I didn't know about this. Let's all, let's all guess what's in the fucking nappy. Let's what...

It's a game. Explain. What do you mean? You haven't explained it. Explain the game to us now. The people who are the best friends of the woman who's having the baby will fill nappies with different kinds of food and you pass them round, grown women with very important jobs possibly

and you all have to smell it and guess what it is. And I want to die. Are you looking at it? You look at it, you smell it. And then also sometimes they play games where there's music on and guess how many times babies being said, honestly, I could think of one million other things better to do than this. Right, rewind.

That music game's awful. Rewind. The whole thing's awful. Are you blindfolded when they pass the napier round and you have to smell it? No. So you can look at it. So you can go,

that's a cheese drink. You go, oh, this is cauliflower. Grated cauliflower. I don't know. Like, it's just shit. It's just, Chris, they're stupid. That's horrible. They are stupid.

Bein showers. I know what my problem is as well. I think you're against American things that are forced on us. Yeah. Halloween. baby showers, white parties, that all fall under that.

Proms, they're all sweet 16. But I can, because some of them I can get, because prom is like really sweet actually. You've spent your full like childhood with these people and you celebrate and finishing school. I think proms actually are amazing.

I like proms. It's just, I've just got a thing with baby. I love like Hendu. I think Hendu's are great. It's just baby showers. I'm just like, what we're doing?

Obviously I've never been alone. I'll be invited to one. Thanks, everyone. Look at you. Yeah. I just think, yes, get all your girlfriends together and have a lovely little day. But the minute I get a cardboard thing put in front of me in a pencil, I want to die. And I want to go, can we not just talk?

Come we just get together. And this is lovely. Everyone's dressed really nice. And I love saying me friends. And oh, there's lovely cute little sandwiches and little cakes. And it's really, it's lush, right? I love an excuse to get together as women to celebrate something. It's the pin the deal on.

the donkey kind of crack. Stop! Stop! I'm a grown up! I'm a grown up! I don't want to guess what your baby's going to weigh because I don't fucking care. And when your baby comes, you'll tell us and I'll go oh wow, but I've got a better pound, do I? Great. Measure the string. How big do you think the belly's going to be? You've got to measure like a string and you've got to have a conversation with someone

going, well, I think you... No, this is awful. I didn't know any of this. They are hot and am I alone here? But I just think... they're horrible, they're so shit. I have never paid attention anything you've told me when you've got back from a baby shower, because that all sounds dreadful. Because I'll tell you right now,

I don't do any of this stuff. I sit there and everyone else can do it and I just drink. No, get your fucking games out, I hate games. Yeah, you do, you do. Get your fucking games out. I hate, I hate organised fun. Yeah.

Let's just get together, celebrate that you're having a baby, which is great but you know what it is your feet hurt you're literally about to drop a baby do you want to be here probably not no you can't drink the blocs go out

blocs have got a better one we go out we wet the baby's head let's all just go out on the piss afterwards I would rather do one great much better hence why I didn't have a baby shower didn't have either because I think

a waste of time a waste of fucking money but Rebecca I'm really looking forward to yours and Shannon we'll have a great one you can have a baby shower for our next one don't you know

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because I'm going on a golf trip and I'm very, very excited to be going on my golf trip. Yes. I haven't told you a thing that the hotels got and I didn't book the hotel that I'm going to for this but it's got this and I didn't know this was a thing and I'm very intrigued. All my hotels have got prostitutes.

All of them. And if they haven't, they have what I get there. I'm all right, guys. Anyway. Awful. That whole thing was horrible. Shouldn't it take his up for it? Right.

Be a spa. What? This hotel. In the testosterone filled. Grossness. I didn't know. beer spa. This hotel has a beer spa. Right, explain. I've got, right. So, I didn't know what it was until Carl Hutchinson, who's coming with us on this golf trip, even though he doesn't play a golf. It is for me 40th though, so that's why he's coming, even though me 40s isn't for a couple of months. But, you know, it's just a time away with the last. A beer spa is a unique wellness experience where you soak in a tub filled with water infused with beer making ingredients, like hops, malt and brewer's yeast. Ew.

While popular in Europe, especially the Czech Republic, they are increasingly opening up in other regions. It'll stink. The soak. You relax in a bubbling, wooden or iron tub.

The ingredients are rich in B vitamins and antioxidants which are believed to hydrate the skin. Sooth irritation. Be good for me heat rash. There's no way you're getting in this. Promote relaxation. Unlimited beer.

Most bars offer unlimited beer on tap right next to your bathtub for you to enjoy. No, this is horrible. I'm telling you this is real. Look at these dudes. Look at these dudes. doing it.

These dudes just is there women? Because I'd get thrush from this. Is that women in there? Yeah, there's women in there, yeah. No. My question, my question. I would get in a wine.

A wine one. My question, do they change the beer? No. Because you can, so I don't have to change the water in me cold top of my hat tub because as the guy from the hot tub place said, our hot tub is the, and this is a direct quote, the best kept residential hot tub he's ever seen. Yeah.

That's me. I should work at Centre Park because I'm very proud of that. I know people I've told that too. Well, you do keep it nipping clean. But also it's just us. Yes, but pH levels, chlorine, sorted. Don't have to change the water that often. Although when Robin and his mate have been in it, to be. It's like a fucking, it's like a hot cabbage soup after them.

I do, I don't understand. How can you, you can't add a load of chlorine and stuff to fucking beer. Yeah, it's not beer anymore. I can't believe you're thinking that this is a good thing to do. I'm going after one of the days of golf. I'm going to, I booked in for the BS bar. Do you know what it reminds me of? Do you remember when, and I cannot forget this,

it sticks in my, I think of it quite often, right? Do you remember when you told me on your stagdo, that you were all in the pool and you didn't, wasn't my stag do? Well, whose stag do was it? It was another, it was a mate of mine stag do where everyone stood and. You told me you didn't see any of your mates go to the toilet once. No, went to the toilet.

It was a good three hours, three or four hours, no one, anyone was just drinking pines. And the whole corner, the whole corner of the pool where we were, I'm not joking, it smelled like a toilet. It smelled like a public toilet. It smelled like urinal. It was the worst. It was the absolute word.

And I remember thinking, this is just 16 lads. Pint after pint after pints for three hours. Just pissing in a pool. This is horrible. There's their families on this holiday. Not on that bit of the pool. Oh, God, that is sad.

That's, I think about that. I think about it. Nearly every time I see a swimming pool, it's really sad, it's really upsetting and that gives us these vibes as well I'm very much excited for me BS bar very much excited well let's know what it's like

so on the subject of this because I'm going away and so I went I was with my mate at the weekend and we watched them have you heard of BKFC no Bay Knuckle fighting championship

BKFC I think Conno McGregor owns part of the company and the guy one of the guys from Jory Shaw that Aaron Chalmers who's now a fighter, fought at the weekend. And me, me mate's watching it. And there was an advert on Duren,

and because it's our 40th coming up, I've sorted this out for me and you. B-K-F-C. Like S-E-A? Yeah. What? Bair-knuckle-fighting C? Bay-knuckle-fighting.

In the C? Cruise. There was an advert, and I thought she's going to love that. So me and you, we go on the cruise, right? Four days. They go out to sea. It's all the fans, all the fighters, and we go on a cruise,

and at sea, they have a burn-up of boxing fight at sea. Oh, my God. And I saw it for you, 40th. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, who's going on night? Is it like, can I just say?

First of all, I didn't know as a thing. In my opinion, they've came up with the title first it's just they're doing a lot of like things on a cruise now BKFC That's disgusting

You would You would I can't think of anything You would hate more Like It's just horrible Do you know Here's something

Yeah Do you know there's a celiac cruise Wow Where it's a cruise For people who've got Celiac disease Disease Is it disease

Is that what you call it? It's like gluten In Toulin Toulogne Yeah Severe It's a really bad one, yeah. Yeah, because imagine if you had a child who was celiac.

Yeah. And you must constantly, it's like an allergy, you must constantly be worried. Like, if my burn had a nut allergy, like, oh, the nut one must be, yeah, of course. It must be really hard. So, yeah, there's a cruise that you can go on where all of the food,

no matter where you are in the cruise, is gluten-free. So it just takes away that worry. Isn't that good? Surely that's not what the entire cruise is based on. No, obviously they'll be entertainment. and it'll be like a holiday but it's just that all of the food is prepared

so what you're saying is there is cruises that are gluten free is what you're saying it's a full cruise right so the cruise the cruise is gluten free it's not a celiac cruise is it called celiac well if it's not they are missing a trick

if it's not called that they should not make it like the celiac there don't anyone get upset um yeah so so BKFC not up for it no I'm not up for that at all Babadoo Babababababab So I've been saving this to tell you. So the wonderful Daisy, who produces and edits this podcast,

I icked her out hugely the other day. And I've been saving it up to tell you. Right. So we went to a, there was a party with our management ages ago, and we met her fella who's lovely people. And he plays golf. Right. And me and him got talking about golf.

And he said at some point he was going to come up to the northeast with his mate. And I'll play a few golf courses. And I said, oh, let us know. And I'll come. And he was like, look, you don't have to. And I was like, Daisy, what you don't understand is, you, to golf, you literally, you literally just need a very slight connection to go on a golf trip with someone.

Like, it's ridiculous. And the other day, she just texts us. Same as baby showers. And the other day, she just texts us. And she was like, we're talking about work. And then she was like, oh, he's playing golf. My fellow's playing golf on these days, by the way, in the northeast at these courses. And I went, all right, okay.

And I put them with diary. I went, that's in me diary. And she went, okay, nice one. and I sat and thought for a bit and then I text her back and I went, Daisy, I went do you know you've just arranged a play date

for me and your fella? And she texts back in massive capital letters that is so true she actually has Daisy arranged a play date for me and our fella and we're going to go out

and we're going to go and we're going to go and we're going to go and play. Oh that's Kenny. Oh, that's Kenny. Oh no he was lovely. Oh funny. Babadoo babadoo babadoo babo bao. So listen before we get our beefs, I've got beef with something in the world at the moment. Okay.

We've been very judgmental this whole podcast. I'm not, I'm not stopping the foot down. I'm going to six again. I'm going for it. The icons on the weather app on the iPhone. I don't for it's the same on Android. They start to really fuck me off.

What do you mean? So I looked, I'm going to Spain to play golf with the lads, right? Again, hurry this up. And it looked, I looked on the weather. I've got a horrible week because I looked on the weather, I'm the thing, I've got, if I'm going anywhere, I don't know if anyone else does this. Yeah, yeah, you have it saved.

A good month before you go. I'm going to Malta next year. I'll just check the weather every fucking week until I get there. I think everyone does it. So it's like I've literally go swip it all the way through and I get at the end where it is. And it said, so I'm going, I'm there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Right?

So it said Monday, blistering. Blistering heat. Massive sun icon. Tuesday, massive sun icon. Wednesday. Massive sun icon. Thursday. Thunder and lightning.

Friday, thunder and lightning. Saturday. Thunder and lightning. Sunday, Thunder and Lightning. Three to four in the morning. Yes. Why? Why do the icons?

It puts the shits up you? I know. Can they not just do a couple? It's like the ultimate pessimist. I looked at all right. I was with the lads and I went, you fopened me as I went, it's thunder lightning?

Why were there? And Jordan, me mate, he went, go on the, he went and click on it and go on the precipit, precipitation, participation. Go on the participation.

I'm going to say, I genuinely don't know to say it yeah he goes go on that um midnight or one yeah midnight or one on saturday therefore the entire icon is a fucking thunder and lightning with a big fucking lightning ball they're just chris they like the fuck with her they're just like they're just like they're every day and i'm talking one of them it's literally and it's it's under the it's under the minimum it's a tiny it's literally just going to go like yeah um do you want to get serious never okay it's got nothing to do with

you're talking about. Of course it hasn't. I've seen something yesterday on Instagram. Do you know Erin Brockovich has got, she's getting involved with stuff? Sorry, I thought, Erin Brock, is that not a film? Yeah, but it was based on a real person. Erin Brockovich is a real person. Yeah. She's still alive? Yeah. What is she? She, I've never seen the film. She lived in a town where they were fucking with the water supply and everyone was getting ill and she was like, what the fuck's going on? Right. And she was like, a single mom, didn't have much say in the town or whatever, but she was like, no, not having this. Like, mint.

Basically. Is that, is that the exact quote from the back of the DVD? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Single Mar, lives in the town. No, I'm not having this. I'm not having this. This summer. Yeah.

Strap my boots on. She's getting involved now with like, do you know, like AI and chat JAPT and all this shit? Yeah. It's literally using so much water. Yeah, to cool it down. Yeah. Like, I'm talking about putting it in space.

Well, apparently, what she's noticed is, is she looked on all of like the tracking they're putting it in already water deprived area so that it'll not flag as much and it's just like what what's why why they're doing this

money they do it at the one because they're really rich but now I'm just worried because they've all got bunkers and they don't give a shit yeah like what what yeah the fact that they've all built bunkers and no one's really said anything

I'm just good it I'm just like why we're not going to do anything. I'm not going to use it anymore. I've got rid of it. Yeah. I've never used it. You paid for it, I didn't have it. Well, I know, but I didn't, because I didn't,

you don't know any of this? Yeah, no, so it's using like an unholy amount of water. Ridiculous to cool it down. And it's like, well, so what? Now we're just going to, the whole world's just going to end up being in a drought. And like, we need water. Yeah.

Yeah. But then what happens? Yeah. But then what happens to the water? Does it evaporate and then come back? Or does it just... Not at the rate that they're using it. Really?

No. But anyway, so good luck, Erin. Please, please get... Sort this shit out. And then we'll make a film about it. And good luck. Billionaires. Fuck off. Yeah.

Yeah. Ruinning the world and building a bunker. It's a bit shitty like. And everyone's gone, oh, have you just done that? And that's questioning. Well, and that's ruining something and that's using loads of resources.

Oh, you've built a bunker? Yeah, that. Why have you built a bunker? For you and your whole family? It's mad. I just don't know why. Anyway, I can't think about it too much because it just really...

I know, but then at the same time, if you don't do anything, it's just like... No one does anything. Everyone does anything. Everyone just whines each other up about it. Nothing ever happens, because nothing does happen because they're too rich and powerful. There's nothing you do. I know. I just don't think you should be allowed.

I just don't... Who's going to stop them? But... Well, surely that's what the government's for? No, they pay for the government's... I know. They pay the government off. Well, why do you think I hate them all? Yeah.

Why do you think... I just don't trust... I just don't trust anybody. And yeah, you're right? They just all want loads of money. but then what they're going to do when the world's fucked and they're living in their bunkers? Living in their bunkers and they'll be fucking their robots. They'll be living in their bunkers

and they'll be fucking their robots and they'll somehow get their head like Fallout. They'll have their brains and jars and they live wherever. Oh, you're not fun to watch Fallout with by the way. Every five minutes man she goes, this could definitely happen this. We're not far from this happening

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What's your Be? Beef beef, beef, beef, beef, beef. Right, we've dealt with the world. I'm going to keep it light. Let's keep it light. Let's have a go at each other. That's why people are here. What is your beef with me?

And I can't believe you've got one because you've been away of working and I've been holding down the fort and I am a bloody delight these days. But try your best. It's from the holiday. Ah. You've got a new little saying on the holiday

which you've never had before. Oh. But you asked me possibly about five times a day is there an animal on us? There's a lot of animals on me. But is there an animal on me? I am. I am. From one I can gather,

I am a nurturing and safe ecosystem for animals, mainly insects, to live. And every five minutes, there's something landed on us. Something landed on us and I wanted to know where it was and what it was. You do know by the end I didn't even look.

I just went, no. It didn't look. It's the same as when you asking something, something you knows. I'm like, I'm... That was annoying, by the way. In the queue to get into Spain, in a me Yorker,

which was fucking two and a half. Can I tell you right now, use your phone and look on, look on your mirror? No, because then if people glance over and they'll go, look at him, look, and use his front camera and look up his fucking beak. Well, what's worse? Going to me.

Because I go, is anyone else? And I can pretend I'm looking, listen to him. I can pretend I'm like, listen. No, you don't, you make it dead obviously and you're like, no, I can pretend I'm looking at the ceiling, I can go, oh, there's a fire, there's a fire extinguis. There's a hose up your nose.

And you can look up your nose. We've got to have sex. We've got to have sex. This is what bugs us, man. You know when people are like Oh people who are married The sex life goes to shit It's like yeah because you have to spend

Every fucking minute with this person And they ask your shit like that Is it up my nose Should I also not ask you if I've got it The least sexiest thing ever? Should I also not ask you if I've got a dirty bum in public as well? Oh Is there a skin mark in these underp?

It's just to ruins stuff I don't want to ask you if there's anything up me nose Yeah well they've always fucking is Well good Listen my beef with you right Apart from the fact they've always got blubin all kinds of detritus hanging out your nostrils

Detroitus, nice. Yeah. My beef with you, you got some kind of moral high ground on holiday. No, I'm sorry, that does not sound like me. You got some kind of horrible moral high ground on a holiday in which you refused to let us go

and put the towels on the sunbeds before going to breakfast. Literally, everyone else in the whole fucking place. The entire pool was empty, but there was towels on all the beds. and you for some reason were like no we can't do that it's not right so we had to come back

from breakfast I didn't enjoy a single breakfast because I had to come back worried that I wouldn't have a sunbed and everyone else had them some of them they weren't fucking there the whole day all right not everyone else is on the telly I'm not bothered I don't care well I am I don't care okay well this is where

it's worse things happening around that pool man some woman nearly killed her kid yeah and everyone hated her for the full time this is where we differ as people you couldn't give a shit. Like, you are a lot less of an arseful than you used to be when I met you. Thank you. But sometimes it comes through. And this is the kind of occasion.

This is on that occasion. Like, we are held to a higher, what's the word? Like, people... Like, stand out of people see you. Well, I don't know. I just think, like, if you're around the pool, you're not recognisable. Nobody knows who you are on holiday. So, right, if I'm around the pool and no one recognizes who I am, then I can just go... You can just do whatever the fuck you want. But nobody's going to, they'll just go, oh. I think the sun, I've got more things I'd worry about. No, it's not even about that. It's just the fact that people will be like,

oh, Chris and Rosie Ramsey. They're bloody got their sunbed, so didn't then? I just... Yeah, but they wouldn't have seen it because they'd be fucking off at the food of face. Oh, right, well, God forbid that I actually just care about what people think. If we're like, I can't bear people who think of their sunbeds really early in the morning. I can't stand them.

Right. What's not hearing? Right, okay. Well, I'll tell you what, we'll come back next time, right? And you can lie your sunbed out on your lovely bit of pride that you've got left and you can sunbeath on that. and I'll be on the bed that I've kept. Well, listen, this is what we do. I don't know if any other married couples do this,

but we now sometimes live a very separate life because I will go, well, you go and do that and I'll go and do my thing. So there you go there. Will you get you some bed? Will you take the kids with you? No, but yeah, it is, it's something that, I don't think many people will understand

unless you are, have a presence in the public eye. You've got to be, you've got to be fucking careful what you do. Yeah, I suppose. We can't just do, we can't do sneakie. your shit anymore. It's not that. No, it is. No, I know, but I don't think we can do that anymore.

Well, I did it every day and I'm going to continue to do it. Okay, well, it would wind you up if it did get in the papers. Chris and Rosie Ramsey, think they're better than everybody else and get their sunbeds before everyone else. Why should you? Slow fucking news day. Slow news day. Yeah, that's the world that we live in.

You know what I'll do then? I'll donate 100. empty sunbeds to people who need sunbeds. Because that's how you get out with stuff, isn't it? You're going to do a charity donation. All I'm saying is that's just something I can't be asked to live with. Because do you remember when Raph was born and the hospital advised us to get the thing on his ear? I do remember.

Do you remember? The hospital sent somebody around and said he's got, he's got pokey out ears. If you don't want him to have to get them pinned back in the future, why don't you right now? How you a bit of masking tape on his ears? It wasn't that they were poking out. It was that the curly round bit at the top of it, yeah, it was all flat.

So they just put a tiny little bit of straw and they folded it round. And the masking tape. We got, I got trolled from Germany. I got trolled from, because people thought, they put it in the papers

that would, had surgery on his ears when he was born. That was horrible. And I just, I just can't be bothered with it. So, yeah, so honestly now I sort of like,

I don't really break any rules and I just, yeah. Yeah. Can you be asked? No, I can't be asked. Good point. well done bringing that up Christ

again you took it all serious and I was just talking about sunbeds I'm actually quite a serious person Babadoo Babadoo Babadu Babadu Babadu It's time for questions from the public You guys That's you, that's you That's you, you, you, you

You, as always If you'd like to get in touch It is shagged Married Annoyed Atgmail.com to send in your emails And if you'd like to send a voice note To the WhatsApp, it's 078-7474-40 6650 That's 078

74, 40, 6, 6,000. Always feel like a radio DJ when I do that, and I do enjoy it. You sound like one. You love putting on the little voice for them. It's nice. A little phone voice, phone number voice. It's cute. All right, ready? Yes.

Got a voice note here for you. Just driving to pick my daughter up from work and I'm listening to you speaking to Reese. You said about rubbing meat on a wart to get rid of it. Yes. Which reminded me of a story. I my mother and this worked every single time I had a war when I was a kid and my mother bought it off me

bought it off me she gave me like 25 pence and um and said I'll buy it off you and she got a ward on her hand and and mine disappeared and then a few years later I got a ward like because I had bought a horrible one on my middle finger right on the knuckles it was disgusting about knuckles of sonic and knuckles and um got another one on me thumb years later she says come in when

i bought the ward off i says will you buy me water again she says yeah no bother she bought the ward off is fucking it worked again now no no bullshit yeah because i don't believe in fucking you know my grandfather isn't a feather but um I don't understand. I don't understand because it happened twice. I've got it in my head that it might have happened

three times but I might just be bullshit in there but I? I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Right. I'm absolutely not having it.

This could not have come at a better time. Right, can I just say now I'm going to stop your voice or I refuse to buy a veroca. I've got veruga. No, but it could also be a wart

because right before I knew fully about the water situation I did ask CHAPT and I think it said it was a water but it said just buy like varuga stuff but look will you

I don't I'm not buying that no chance no chance can anyone say that it's awful I'm not check your skirt you're lifting your foot of them another thing that I'm not

oh go on though because I'm not bad I don't want a fucking varuga I know but let's just do it as a test no no but if you don't believe it

then what does it matter you got any cash on you you got any money on you how weird let's do it is it let's do it imagine if it happens imagine it'll not but I'm scared

I'm actually scared. How are you, let's do it? Right, is there any money anyway? Checking them cups. I've got nothing on us. Oh my God. I've got nothing. Right, well, we'll do it?

Should I quickly transfer some money to you? Yes. Right. Hold on. Ten grand. Bargain. Uh, uh,

uh, go on. No, just send us, send us a tenor. Fuck off, you can have 25 pence? That's the gone rate. You can't send 25 pens? Watch.

Watch me send you 25 pence. Right, let's see if you get a varuga or a wot. Shit, you'll die if you do. Like, well, you'll die if you do one because you can't be having anything. But also, tell you what, as well, can we just talk, that's a mother's love, in it? That is a mother's love.

The things we do for our children, I'll buy your wot off your sunshine. Also, another observation. Yeah. I don't think there's many kids with warts now. I don't think there is either. What's that all about? Is that a 90s thing?

loads of kids had wotts when we were young but I don't think see many of them now I might be wrong just how I've just sent you 25 pays you do not spend it all at once pleasure pleasure doing business with you look forward to you getting your ward I will die if you do

how exciting I'll be beautiful if you imagine how I feel all warty I don't know I am going on a golf trip tomorrow if I just randomly get a Varuka from the pool that'll obviously be fun of piss by tomorrow afternoon um... Your Bia Bath will get rid of that.

Babadoo, Babadu, Babadu, Babadu, bah. Hi, Rosie and Chris, please keep me anonymous. Every time you share a poo story, I think I should share my experience from work and I decided today is the day. Get in. Love it. Okay, so picture this.

Another Tuesday morning at the pharmacy, right? Oh, the pharmacy. The usual hustle. People lining up for the meds, and me stuck behind the counter trying to keep it all smooth. this lady comes up wants to grab prescriptions for her and her mum standard stuff as I'm rooting round for the scripts she's suddenly

scripts that's the proper crack in it yeah your script is that what it's called lingo yeah yeah yeah nice okay um she suddenly blurts out she needs the loo and we'll be right back now our pharmacy doesn't have a public restroom and there isn't one super close by so I'm thinking she'll be gone a bit she comes back and I start handing out over the meds She asks if I can just toss them in her bag. No biggie, right?

Wrong. She opens this massive bag and I swear time stops. No. There's this huge pile of human poo. No fucking way. Just sitting there. Staring back at me and she's holding it open like she's showing off her new access.

She's just shit in her bag. Guys, did you? Did you? She's just shit in her bag. And she's just shit in her bag. And she's going, how the meds are there on top of me shit, please. Put me fucking medication. No way.

Oh, that's so horrible. I'm not proud of what happened next. My brain just short-circuited. I grabbed the meds and basically threw them into the bag right on top of the place. I just wanted the whole thing to be over. What's wrong with everyone, man? Looking back, I know it wasn't my finest moment, but hey, you try staying cool when someone shows you a bag full of crap. Oh, God, that's awful.

So, right, so she didn't want to grab them because she was aware that her hands were dirty, I'm assuming. No, I don't know. Well, well... Well, surely, if she'd had time to think, I think she probably would have went, do you want us to put them on top of the pile of shit, or do you want to take them in your hands?

And put them in your pockets. But she probably didn't and just went, oh, there you go. I know. Oh, no. Where did she go to do it? I don't know. Where's she gone?

Why in the bag? If she's obviously gone in it... She must have gone in the car or something. She's gone on the back of the car. Because if you're going in the bush, she's just shitting the bush. In her defence, maybe she's just having a really bad time. Who knows?

Some people don't say shit as like an important thing like. It's just whatever. But was it a handbag? Just hold it in. It was just shit all over and stuff. God lover. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. Hello.

I've just been listening to your podcast about the A1 sex shop. Yes. Again. It's actually 10 minutes from my house. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. one day me and my ex-girlfriend thought we'd take a curious visit

and it's not as bad as you think in fact we came out with a dildo well there we go so there you go Chris was wrong and thinking it's full of international truckers as a truck of myself there's no truck parking

I believe the location is more for people not wanting to be seen going into a sex shop there you go I love this podcast so much and I love our listeners so much because the idea of God I don't think it's full of truck as well

there's actually no truck power Because I have a trucker. What I've 100% stand corrected. I apologise. Fantastic. Yeah. There's no truck parking. Yeah.

Wow. Not long after me and said girlfriend parted ways, I was left with this toy. I didn't know what to do with it. So as a joke, I put it on eBay for 100 pound. Right. As used collection only. Go on, shut up, man. Not thinking anybody would buy it.

Oh, God. I was shocked when I got a buyer. I expected. it was for collection only and the buyer said that's fine and we exchanged details. No. No. The buyer turned up on a Thursday afternoon and a fiat punt-no and it was a 50-year-old man in jogging bottoms. He only had 80 pound and I said no problem.

Oh, he's done you there, mate. He's done you big time there. I hope that you still don't make that man happy but I had to wash my hand three times after our hands crossed hands. They live among us. He's done him there. What? Why? He's done him. But the 80 quid.

How? 80 quid for a used... Yeah, but oh yeah, I'll pick it up. You didn't say anything. Then gets there. Oh, by the way, I've only got 80. Did you not know before you came that? You only had 80.

Well, I don't think you can... Buy a fucking 20-quid anal bead on the way here. Well, I'm sorry. I really don't think we can give this person much credit. He's buying used dildos. Yeah. And he's a bloody swindler is what he is. He's a wrongin, isn't he?

Yeah. 80 quid? See, I had pun to. You stuff does sell more. Yeah? Yeah. Well, he's obviously that's part of him. Because he'd be sniffing it, fucking on his way home, man.

Man, that's... God, they're violent. Spirited a Ponto. I'm glad the Ponto's not a thing anymore, because they'd be... Or is it? Can you still get a Ponto? Hey, guys! My granddad, I used to have a Ponto. If you just want to sponsor the podcast, that'd be days.

I don't. I haven't seen a Ponto for a long time. I still love them. I want one. My granddad had an orange one. It was lush. Get it. Mm-hmm. Nicole. No. Different one.

Renal Clio. Why did they both do, like... Both French companies. French... Right. What, right? One ears, just one ears can be French, right? Because I can't keep track.

Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. Hi, both. Hi. Husband and I just noticed a neighbour had put a full set of golf clubs in a golf bag, sorry, outside the house. We were keeping an eye on it, assuming it was left by mistake, as it was a good-looking set. I'm told by my husband. If something like that happens, you do keep an eye on it,

don't you? Someone in your street puts skull clubs outside on the step. What's going on with them? Oh, that is a curtain twitching moment if ever I've seen one. I love shit like that. Yeah, you're standing there for ages.

That's the whole, Brian, they're still there. They're still there? The clubs are still there. What's he doing? We're simple. We're just simple creatures. Should we go knocking them

and tell him he's left them on the... It's starting to spit. It's spitting, they're going to get wet? Anyway, it was set out for someone to take it for free, obviously. Oh shit. Which is nice, isn't it? Another neighbour came along to have a look at it

and tried out every single golf club in the set with a fake swing. And it made me want to crawl into my vagina. Alas, he took the set and I now know which neighbour not to have an affair with if I ever fancy one. Aw, for that. Cold.

No, that's horrific. So he's put them out for someone to have. He's come along, he's tried every one, and he's took them. Fantastic. Do that in your own. Take them for free and do that in your own time.

Sure. Yeah, that's the thing, yeah. Imagine you left a couple of them. No, your sand wedge is a bit long for me. I'll just leave the sand wedge. What are you testing? What's you testing for?

Nothing. There's nothing it could possibly be testing for. I'm going to be honest with you. Yeah, that's, yeah, okay. In my opinion. If that, like, there's nothing that, maybe length,

but you only have to really do it with what? Maybe, maybe to see if, because, so they all go down inside. So the more, you know, the steep of that angle, of loft on the club, the shorter.

So he's probably just checking that they're all. Right, okay. Yeah, if they're free... Just embarrassing, then. If you're free, just don't do it at the front street. If they're free, take them, and if they're not, you give them to someone else. But people are particular.

People are weird. Really weird. Even with free stuff, people are dicks. Oh, we know this? Well, look at Vinted. Yeah. Oh, Vinted. Yeah.

I bought this for 25 pence off you. I got a free ward and... Do I tell you about the dress? There's a thread hanging off it. Do I tell you about the dress I sold? No, no. I think you did, didn't you? Sold a dress for three pound.

Right? Three pound? That's less than a coffee. Yes. In some places, right? And I didn't realize, because it was an old dress, that's why I was selling it by three pound. But it was missing a belt.

You get 12 watts for that. Yeah. It was missing a belt. I couldn't be honest with you. I didn't listen to anything you said. I was working out. I sold a dress for three pound. That was quite old.

It was missing a belt. Got you. I didn't realize. though because it just had the two little hooks on and I didn't whereas add your own belt it's not the end of the world somebody messaged me about three times

saying like is there a belt missing and you know when you're like it's three pound yeah leave me alone and I haven't sell it in the else since it wound us up that I thought you'd want it because it wound us up so much I was like somebody's trying to argue with this

about a three pound dress and a belt like what was the belt missing the belt was missing but at the end of the day Did you sell it as dress and belt? No. Did the photo have the belt in?

No. No? So she hasn't got to stand in? In a court of law. It was just weird. It's like, oh, this is... It's not, yeah, what am I doing? No win, no fee.

But I didn't reply because I just thought, I can't... I can't be getting into this. Yeah. But my mom and Kate have had many an argument. Oh, I'm always hearing about the fucking rows that they haven't invented. It's crazy. It's hilarious.

Crazy. But also, I've had some... lovely experiences and some people have been great yeah any dildos on there probably good i bought um i bought trainers for the kids nice oh amazing like new with tags it's i think it's great for the night i jordan's i bought for robin i got them for twenty quid and they're about 55 quid and i was like someone the word used no they were new with tags yeah oh yeah oh yeah i bought like i'm not slagging i think it's class i think it's class oh everyone uses it's amazing Absolutely mint, but don't come crawling back for a belt that hasn't been seen for seven years on a three pound dress.

I think the main story here is don't expect you to keep track of any accessories or look after anything you own. Oh, no. If you're buying anything from vinted off, Rosie, it will have stains on, it will be fucked, there'll be bits missing because it's just how she lives on. I mean, that's really offensive because some of the stuff I've sold is very, very nice. I've only heard about this missing belt. We made 180 pound for Verona. How much are you spending Verona? A lot more than 100.

But that was nice, though. One of the dinners were like, thank you, Vindered. Right. Class. Kate made loads as well, off loads of old stuff, so. Congratulations. And we're supporting... Recycling.

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