Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep. 126 Good Grief

Episode Date: July 23, 2021

Rosie's been to the dentist and Chris can finally breathe a sigh of relief. There's laundry and chewing gum based beef and trips down holiday memory lane. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's been a week. It feels so long! But it's been a week. It has been a week. We're all good. Been a lovely week. Lovely week indeed. Now guys, listen, this is episode one. Ah, you've just kicked us under the table. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What did I do? Nothing. I was just moving me leg. Ah, your toe went in between mine. It was really horrible. Sorry, I thought you liked that. No, not at all. Not one part of me likes that. Foreplay, Chris. Not during the podcast.

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yeah bouncy balls hate them hey shut up hey don't be slagging that off don't tell me to shut up hey listen

my mam is downstairs and she will lamp you why into next week telling her daughter to shut up I thought you meant

because she doesn't like bouncy balls no listen listen these pay the bills right not money we're getting a million bouncy balls delivered tomorrow on the back of a big truck right I've sorted it out she doesn't like bouncy balls. No. Listen, listen. These pay the bills, right? Not money.

We're getting a million bouncy balls delivered tomorrow on the back of a big truck, right? I've sorted it out. Don't want a million bouncy balls. I've sorted it out, right? There's nothing you can do about it. Bouncy balls. Hey, hey. Remember bouncy balls?

Eh? Robben got one the other day. I've been playing with it. That's where this comes from. Hey. Stand in the kitchen. You got a tile for? Eh?

Boing. Bounce it down. Catch it. How fun. Hey. Bounce it to the side. Where's it gone? Too fast.

It's slowed down. You can see it again Bouncy balls Choke and hazard For kids Hate them No man Honestly Shouldn't be allowed to sell them

We'll get in trouble Should have an age No Limit on them Probably have to be fair Stop putting them in party bags Bounce it as hard as you can Hit the ceiling

Yay Bouncy balls Fun for me. Fun for you. Fun for the whole family. Don't put them in your mouth. Choking hazards. Bounce it.

Stop it. Terrified when I have any kids playing with one. Yeah, we're going to get in trouble. Can't have anything small on the floor at all because we've got a baby. Going to get in trouble. Really hard to keep on top of. Let's just move on. Anyway, bouncy balls.

Well, you shot all over that. Yeah, they are shit. The big ones are worse. You know, the massive big ones. Well, why? Because they're not a choking hazard. So why are you slapping them on? I don't know, but they don't bounce very well, do they? They're just massive. Oh, they are shit. The big ones are worse. You know, the massive big ones. Well, why? Because they're not a choking hazard, so why are you slagging them off? No, I know,

but they don't bounce very well, do they? They're just massive. Oh, brilliant, brilliant. So you don't like the little ones that bounce off because they're a choking hazard. So make them not a choking hazard

and you slag them off as well. Do you like a tennis ball? Yeah, I don't mind tennis balls for outside. Oh, gobstoppers are still a thing. Gobstoppers? Remember gobstoppers? Oh, I wish they were.

I'll tell you what, I'll be giving you one right now yes I saw one the other day like massive ones so the gobstoppers you just sucked on them for ages

do you remember them how disgusting are they there was gobstoppers so can you remember there was gobstoppers right so anyone who doesn't get this basically gobstoppers

it was like a round sweet like an immensely hard probably boiled sweet but like maybe different oh it was crazy hard round sweet like an immensely hard probably boiled sweet but like maybe different oh it was crazy hard and you could put them in your mouth and you literally

just had to suck them forever you could not bite them you just had to suck them forever can you remember giant gobstops that's what I'm talking about

the massive right like the size of a tennis ball I've just had a flashback and you just had to suck it but it would take you weeks I remember going round

to my mate's cousin's house they lived round the corner I lived on the estate when my mum and dad when I They lived round the corner. I lived on the estate when my mum and dad, when I grew up. Round the corner, round the bungalow.

So this is them kind, it was one of them kind of estates where across the street, one of me mates lived. But then round the corner of the bungalow, his cousin lived. So there was a lot of that going on. People living across the road

from their nannies and stuff. You know, I brought a North East working class. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember going round once, they were watching The Wizard of Oz during the day

in the summer holidays and each of the kids had a giant gobstopper and I couldn't

believe what was going on because a giant gobstopper is a lolly without a stick massive it's the size

of a tennis ball it's huge they were just holding it in their hands and they were sucking them

and the like white stuff was like running down their wrists it was fucking disgusting but then but then it turns to dust yeah do you get a really dusty cotton well it gets different layers as well but they were literally just holding them like like in their hands like apples but just just licked them

well and even at like what i must have been seven and i'm just thinking this is fucking revolting that's so bad this is revolt we weren't allowed them horrible and if we probably probably if we got one we'd have to share it between us that would be you like yeah that would be you like give your brother a lick

your brother needs a lick now man he's licked the same side as me that's not his side I don't want to lick his side we'd have to portion it off into little chunks your dad would be your dad would be in the garage

with a saw Derek saw that gobstop I had equal bits you know what happened last time In their little chunks. Oh, God. Your dad will be in the garage with a saw. Derek! Saw that gobstop. I had equal bits. You know what happened last time? Oh, you just keep snapping the blades on me jigsaw, man, Sandra. Fucking your family, honestly.

Yeah, I love them. The Clampets. Oh, hey. It's not fair. Here's the jingle. Here is the jingle, yes. Not the Clampets jingle, our jingle. We had a Here's the jingle. Here is the jingle, yes. Not the clever jingle, our jingle. We had a fight about the jingle, jingle.

We couldn't settle on a jingle, jingle. So this is the jingle, jingle. We hope you like the jingle, jingle. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bap. Jingle! Jingle. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Jingle. Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of the podcast. As we said earlier, it's lovely to have you back. It is. It always is.

It is. How are you? I'm alright, you know. You're better. You're a better version of yourself this week, aren't you? Oh my gosh, I really am. Can you explain to everyone what's happened? Oh, so I don't know whether, I didn't say it last week, but you know how I've had a bad jaw? Well, we thought you had a bad jaw. We thought I had a bad jaw.

Turns out my tooth was dying. Great. So my tooth has been dying. Wow. Didn't even know. Just gave in. Just didn't even, someone turned the machine off on my tooth and it wasn't even there. It's dark.

I can't have that, it's a bit dark, sorry. Nobody got me to sign anything. Wow. So that's why my jaw, I thought it was my jaw, because I thought I had TMJ, but it wasn't, it was my tooth, and it's been really hurting.

Then I got an abscess, and I had to go to the emergency dentist to get the abscess lanced. Shout out to Instagram, by the way, because you had to resort, after I phoned every single dentist in the North East literally yeah

Saturdays just don't fancy it apparently no one gets a bad teeth on a Saturday well I did make that joke with the dentist right

and he wasn't very happy I don't think why not because I just think they want a weekend off and I can kind of get both days well people work

what you're going to always have time off no one ever has to have time off work to go for a dentist appointment close a fucking Monday have your Sunday Monday and open on a Saturday that to go for a dentist appointment close it fucking Monday have your Sunday Monday and open

on a Saturday that's what hairdressers do yeah it would make more sense I know I'm going to get a slew of emails off dentists

going oh we will oh hey man listen right okay I understand but all I'm saying is a Saturday doctors as well doctors is the same

Chris tell us about it print more money you know what I mean that was how your nana wanted to fix the recession wasn't it why don't they just print more money

Rosie's nana wanted to fix the recession by printing more money which apparently I think they did actually consider doing did they just print more money

yeah I think so yeah I think so I don't know I don't know much about it personally but I imagine she's got a point she's got a point

brilliant brilliant so yeah so you phoned up the emergency dentist on a saturday well sorry you went on instagram to ask but i we're trying to get a freebie you paid for it and i had literally phoned every single dentist yeah well the reason i got it sorted was because um we went to london obviously and i needed it done yeah because i was terrified that i was just being so much pain but um the thing is as well um i just want to take a second to apologize to anybody i might have spoke to within a meter radius yeah in the last how long

nine months maybe six six to nine months that's how long it's been yeah yeah it's been killing for six months six months yeah okay um my breath's being disgusting yeah it's been yeah you never told me this i mentioned it a couple of times but you know i can't just keep hammering home that your breath stinks like i mean you do it to me um but it's not it's not my it's not my bag and then recently your mom sort of it did was it heroic was it stupid but your mom went to the shop and came back with like just a bag of stuff for your teeth interdental she was like interdental floss things the little swords

with bristles on she gave you them and she just laid it on really thick about how your breath was lifting so I thought well job done

she's took the bullet for me there I'm mortified I've been physically assaulted by you I am mortified by this I'm so embarrassed but

I did realise I did I have had I've had a horrible taste in my mouth for months like I would literally brush my floss my teeth brush my teeth and still have a minging taste in my mouth yeah it was you would get into bed and it would still i was like i was lying next to a dog some nights

i would roll over in the night you know you'd be like i don't have to turn over shut up like a dog fart in my mouth yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well it well of course it is because my tooth was dying and apparently it was massively infected. That's when I got the abscess. The dentist had to disinfect my whole gums. He actually used the word disinfect, which I found really grim. And yeah, so... He lanced it then, he lanced the abscess.

So when I was there, he lanced the abscess, right? And I remember thinking, his breath stinks. You're such an arsehole. That was your go-to. Your go-to wasn't. I thought he had halitosis. The dentist! I swear to God, I did.

Guys, she thought the dentist. Listen to yourself. You are so ridiculous with smells. You thought the dentist. How arrogant are you about your dental hygiene? That you thought a dentist had halitosis? I'm sorry it was so bad but then i realized it must have been me because they both had gas masks yeah probably

a bit yeah probably and because he's a fucking dentist and he's not gonna stink do you not think dentists could have bad breath probably not no i mean they're telling you to floss every five minutes do all kinds do you know they want in a perfect world they want you to floss and use them little brush things and then brush and then you know you're not supposed to apparently you're not supposed to rinse your mouth out

after you've brushed because you're supposed to leave like a layer of fluoride on your fluoride? fluoride, fluoride whatever you've got to leave

like a layer of it on your teeth apparently so but yeah so I'm just really I'm so embarrassed wow that my breath's been bad

but it has got better hasn't it almost instantly the day you came back it was better yeah shut. That my breath's been bad. But it has got better, hasn't it? Almost instantly. Wow. The day you came back, it was better. Yeah. Shut up. Crazy.

My mouth has been dying. Bad, that like. I'm so embarrassed. Really bad. Do you know what? I remember when I was younger, weirdly one of my mates was in my house while I was brushing my teeth when I was younger.

And I was brushing my teeth. I remember I didn't gargle. I just brushed my teeth, spat, and then I just put the thing back on. And he went on about it he made a really big thing of it he was like

oh you're not gargling you scruff oh you scruff he made a proper big thing about it he's in prison now so I won just saying

what's he in prison for I don't really want to go into it but he's in prison right okay but I won slam dunk oh great I'm a petty man. Oh, great.

I'm a petty man. I do hold on to things. I hold on to things. I wonder if he's still gargling in prison. Well, it depends. He's got access to a sinkhole. I don't know. He'll be all right.

So, obviously, I've told you all this about my teeth. Yeah. And I feel like now people are going to look up. If somebody told me about themselves, right, if I didn't know them, I would look at pictures of them and look at them and go, you're disgusting. Right.

And I'm worried that people are now going to look at pictures of me on Instagram and go, she fucking stinks. No, you don't anymore. No, I don't anymore. Stop now. But they're going to have that impression that my breath just stinks. What are you going to do if people are like, I'm going to be like, oh, yeah. Oh, of course.

I'm so glad you got it sorted because yeah did you have that since school? No I don't. Has that been that's been years because I remember seeing you in 2001 and I was

my eyes were watering. No because it is a bit What are you going to do if they think it was ages? I'll be I'll be horrified to be honest

because I do like really smelly foods though. Yeah. Like I love garlic I put like nine cloves of garlic in every meal. Can you remember when we lived in the One Story Glory and your friend came around and walked in and asked us, she literally said,

guys, do you just drink garlic before people come here? Do you bathe in garlic? Do you bathe in garlic before people arrive? That was nice of her. It's really good for you though. It's really, really good for you, garlic. It's not good for social occasions, but yeah. I know it's not,

but I think it depends what kind of garlic it is if it's fresh garlic that's not as bad if it's like a garlic sauce from a kebab shop that is lifting can we talk about the garlic bread

you tried to make me the other day that nearly killed us what the fuck did you do with that so I cooked it wrong so you know how

Rosie doesn't guys I've mentioned before how Rosie just refuses to put me garlic bread in the oven we'll make anything and I'll go put the garlic've mentioned before how Rosie just refuses to put me garlic bread in the oven we'll make anything and I'll put the garlic bread in

you just don't do me garlic bread she went the other way I don't understand why you have to have garlic bread with every meal

like carbs like starch like garlic bread like we could have chicken potatoes and veg and you'd have a bit of garlic bread you've got to have garlic bread on the

side what do you think this is Nando's do it garlic bread you've got to have garlic bread with everything I don't get it well listen you went the other way it was really it was really strange you were like look i'm gonna make it from scratch because i've got some tiger

bread so you made some garlic bread it's fucking disgusting it tasted like it tasted like yeah it tasted like hate well because i did it wrong so normally when i make garlic bread it's really nice because you just kind of crush garlic clove mix it with butter and then put it on the bread but then grill it so it kind of like cooks it a bit but you and you should really cook the garlic first like fry it off a little bit right didn't do that brilliant and then what i did was i'd kind of butter the garlic onto the bread and then you put cheese on top and just put in the oven yeah so it didn't cook or any or crust or anything just like yeah it was warm bread with melted cheese

and raw garlic on it was horrible absolutely horrible I didn't think that through sorry about that oh there we go that was awful so good for you though

very very healthy yeah yeah haven't had a cold you know didn't enjoy eating it but haven't had a cold can't be dazed anyway are you alright now

what do you mean are you ok now is your face hurting no why it's killing me hey wow lads Anyway, are you all right now? What do you mean? Are you okay now? Is your face hurting? No, why? It's killing me. Hey! Wow. Lads.

Lads. No. Lads? Nobody's listening. Lads. Nobody's laughing. Who's that? I don't know where the lads are.

Where are the lads? There's no lads. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. It's time for What's Your Beef? What is your beef? Oh. Oh. I miss the beefs.

Well, put some fucking effort in. I just can't be arsed. I don't know what they... They haven't rang. Brilliant. I can't be arsed. They haven't rang. I don't know what they'll do.

Class. They will be back. Ladies first or gentlemen first? You go first. You want me to go first? No gentleman, a man. Wow. I feel like I may be revisiting a beef that I've done.

It's definitely something I've mentioned in the stand-up, but I don't know if I've mentioned it at this specific point. Don't be bringing your stand-up to our podcast. Excuse me. Mr. Has-been. Has-been? You haven't toured for over a year. Not my fucking fault love

not my fault has been tickets still available for our tour actually and my tour and my tour september sold out is there still ones for your tour some some venues have got some allocation left but most of mine are sold out okay yeah i just can't wait to get back on i've got some warm up shows coming up as well in the North East in August. So please keep an eye out for those guys because I need to learn the show again. Yeah. Because I haven't done it for a year and a half.

We need to write our tour show. Yeah. It's halfway there, man. It's halfway there, man. Do you think? It's all good. Yeah, I was brought to the back of it doing the pilot. We know exactly what we're doing.

True, true, true. Got some good stuff in store for that tour. I can't wait. Maybe then. But yeah, warm-ups for my show are going to happen soon. Do you know what I'm going to do, Rosie? You know what my process is? What?

I've got my 2022. I saved in my phone from the last gig that I did of it. Well, it's not the last gig I did. It's the second last gig I did. Because the last gig I did, I couldn't do it properly because I was worried about the pandemic that was happening at the time because I was quite scared. And all I'm going to do is sit and listen with my headphones and

build Lego for three days, listen to it and then do gigs on the night. So you've recorded it audio. Audio is recorded on your phone. Yeah. Good for you. So there we go. Is that when I'm at Haggerston Castle? That is when you are, yes, at Haggerston Castle for the kids. Haggerston. And I will be doing Lego, listening

and then doing the shows on the night. Okay. So there we go. Have a lovely time. Living la vida loca. Like a has-been. Now, my problem with you, my beef with you this week is... Problem with you? That's cruel. Yeah, sorry about that. Sounded a bit harsh, didn't it? Yeah. I did the washing the other day

and I got from the washing basket what I thought was a pair of your jeans. I pulled out, it was like in Toy Story where the grabber goes down and he thinks he's grabbed a buzz but he's got a woody on the bottom as well. He got extra, a little extra. Because what I got was, I pulled your jeans

out and your jeans were inside out because you take them, I don't know what you do, I don't know what kind of hurry you're in, but you took them off inside out, then your inside out knickers were over the top of those jeans, like fucking Superman's pants, right? And then the two socks were also inside the legs. Okay.

Like Thanos had snapped his fingers and you disintegrated, but your clothes had stayed. Right. What is wrong with you? What? Why do they all come off in one go, like it's a fucking onesie? I take them off when I'm on the toilet. That's just made it even worse. Why? I don't know why why but that's just made it even worse before before i go to bed how desperate are you what you're imminently about to shit your pants that you've just got to whip all of your

clothes off in one go no so it's but it's when i'm getting ready to get changed for bed or whatever or if i'm going in the shower i'll just take my clothes off while i'm sat on the loo right and because women sit on the toilet yeah as you know the men when they need a poo well exactly right okay so i just take them all off and then when i get to the bottom i just whip my socks off at the same time how do they all stay in the pad it's good jeans tight they're tight that's why you don't you don't wear tight leggingly jeans i don't see your problem so then they just

go in the washing basket and I'm sorry I'm going to separate them all out oh Chris you never do the washing listen don't give me this

bullshit on the rare occasion I do it I don't want to be peeling your underkegs off your jeans oh hey well alright

marry someone else and wait seven years see if you're not peeling their underkegs off do you know what I mean so it'll be all it'll be lovely for the first few years you'll go oh my gosh And wait seven years. See if you're not peeling their underkegs off. Do you know what I mean? So it'll be lovely for the first few years.

You'll go, oh my gosh, this is so lovely. Oh, isn't this great? And then you'll get right into it. Well, yeah, because they'll probably be wearing big parachute kegs like you're wearing at the minute. Oh, you can absolutely. I'll whip them down. I'll whip them off. The wind off them.

Blimmin' blows little Rafe out of the room. Wow. It's like I'm doing that thing at school where you all stand around and go. You little pig. I'm still in my maternity knickers how dare you they are so comfortable and they bring me a lot of pleasure

how dare you they keep my gun in something beautiful I don't ever want to downsize me, Nickers. You're never coming out with maternity kids. I don't think I am. You're never coming out with them.

Some of them aren't even maternity, Nickers. They're just four sizes too big for us. Right, there we go. Honestly, I love them so much. Yes. Love them. Well, you know what? If you enjoy it, that's fine.

Thank you. You've been through the wringer with your tooth and the baby. Tell us about it. Tell us about it. All right, all right, all right. I'm just not doing the washing anymore. Deal, deal. Good, thanks.

Prick. What's your beef? Oh, have I not done mine? Nope. Okay, I thought I'd done mine. No. I mean, yeah. You've done it.

No, no, no, no. So, hey, babadoo babadoo bab. Hey, it's time for all questions from the best user guys who want to email in a joke. My beef with you, Christopher Ramsey, this week is... Full named. I hate the way you eat chewing gum. Sorry?

What? You don't eat chewing gum like regular folk. I don't chew my mouth open that often. Don't be giving it that. No, no, no. It's not the way you chew. Right, well, what the fuck's this? You place a piece of chewing gum in your hand.

Right. You know, a little extra one or whatever. A little rectangular bad lad. Yeah, yeah. And then you proceed to open your mouth really wide and throw it in. Fuck off, man. You do.

You know you do. Why don't you be watching me, you pervert? You can't take your fucking eyes off me, can you? Chris, you do it every single time. Just watching me non-stop. Everything's a competition. Why don't you just use your fingers? I've got to throw it in my mouth. Everything's

a competition. Yes, but it's extremely annoying when you miss your mouth. It hits your tooth and you have to do it again. Sometimes it hits my tooth but still goes in my mouth. It just makes a really satisfying click noise as it goes in. It's awful to witness. It's awful. When have you seen that? You do it all the time.

It's how you eat chewing gum. It's horrific. And sometimes you have two at a time so you're the time it's how you eat chewing gum it's horrific and sometimes you have two at a time so you're just like oh you get a good rattle when you do two you get a good tooth rattle it's bloody great

so weird so weird I can't believe you've noticed that but it's one of them things where you do it when you're typing on a laptop on a keyboard

you'll go really fast for no reason at all and you'll spell everything wrong and I'm just over your shoulder going, just fucking slow down and you wouldn't make mistakes. Busy, busy.

Got a lot on. No, it's the same with chewing gum. Got a lot on. Pick it up with your fingers, place it in your mouth and you'd save more time than hulking it into the back of your throat

like a beaver with a bit of grass. I kind of believe this. I kind of live my life, yeah. I kind of live my life. Do you see how oppressed I am, ladies and gentlemen? Do you see how oppressed?

I can't even throw a chewing gum in my mouth. Listen, it's a satisfying little slam dunk you get when you flick the chewing gum in your mouth, right? It's horrible. Honestly, you are.

You're a dictator. You're an ogre. Do you know that? You're an ogre to live with. This is horrible. Horrible. Sick of this. God, you put a horrible

taste in my mouth. Where's my chewing gum? Throw it in miles away. It's probably fucking on the other side of the room. That's the way I keep it. Babadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabadoobabado This is the Rishi Keshe Herway, the visionary behind the groundbreaking Song Exploder podcast and Netflix series. This unmissable evening features Herway and

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Rosie, what you got? Hi, Rosieie and chris relatively new listener here the podcast was suggested to me by the guy i have started dating so shout out to him oh yeah but don't break up though because we're gonna lose two listeners that is true because she'll not listen to it because he reminded of him and he'll be like oh yeah she ruined that for me so we'll lose but so you have to get married and oh we going to lose two listeners. We have to live together forever. I think we'll be alright. And have children. I want your children to listen as well.

Wow, stop it. Sorry, I'm getting... He also suggested for me to write in with my story. So here it is. Wonderful. Me and my ex-boyfriend had gone into town to have a few drinks and some food. We decided to go to a bar that gives you a free mini pizza with each drink. Sorry? Yeah.

Each drink? Aye, apparently so. So each round or each drink? Well, I'm guessing each round, not each drink. I think the bar would probably go under. A mini pizza? Well, I mean, it could be like a bruschetta. Right.

Do you know what I mean? But a mini... Where is this bar? It does sound pretty cool. It sounds amazing lying on the stomach did you ever did you ever have that thing

you know when you're going to Hollywood when you're younger did you ever have that thing where you would sit down I think it was like Costa del Sol or something Spain when I was younger

we would sit down at a table with your parents and they'd bring the you know your dad would order a beer or whatever and a lemonade for you and they'd bring them over

and they'd bring like a little thing of breadsticks or something and you'd be like oh yeah breadsticks and your mum would be'd be like, oh yeah, breadsticks. And your mum would be like, don't touch them. They'll be on the bill at the end. They're not free.

You've got to pay for them. You've got to sit your four meals staring at the breadsticks and you weren't allowed to eat them. Do you not remember the first time that that was found out though? Yeah, yeah. The first time that was found out and the parents just absolutely mortified. Whoa, whoa, whoa, we didn't know all of these. You put them down, though. Yeah, yeah. The first time that was found out, and the parents just absolutely mortified. Whoa, whoa, whoa, we didn't order these! You put them down, we thought they were free! No, sir, it's not free.

Ah, hey, man, you think this is? The bands have ate six packets! Are you kidding this? What a sad day that was, though, when you just had to look at them absolutely clamming. Honestly, I spent many a holiday staring out a bowl of, either a bowl of bread or a little tube of breadsticks. I spent many a holiday staring out a bowl of either a bowl of bread or a little tube of breadsticks i spent many holidays staring them out when they'd come

and get another drink soda and just take them away yeah yeah yeah by the way yeah and pre-covid they would do the round if it was all british people they would just get past the parcel done on the table it was just like what a memory like i know we're working class i know like you know where we you know i mean we grew up working class and our parents didn't have you know a massive disposable income but didn't your mom and dad act like the bill was going to come at the end and it was going to be like seven grand i'm wondering how much them breadsticks actually were because it can't be that much like that is uh seven million pesetas never told you about the year when we went on holiday when it were holiday we used to always

holiday in villas with me nana and granddad but we went on holiday to a hotel personally best holiday i ever had in the class joined the beach the mini beach club and all that was mint yeah yeah but um we made friends with another family and my mom was absolutely seething because she'd only brought enough money for our family oh and then so we would rock up yeah and and be like mommy can we go get ice creams and then my mom was like my mom had to go she's I'm sure she had to go a night without having a drink because she had to buy these kids ice creams as well as us. Bless her. Honestly, I'm not even joking.

And my mum would be like, stop bringing them over for ice creams. We haven't got enough money with us. I know. Oh, I feel so sorry for your mum. No, it was the crack. But I think they just afforded to be able to go abroad on holiday. Right. But obviously they had the budget of what the holiday was. it was the crack but I think they just afforded to be able to go abroad on holiday but obviously

had the budget of what the holiday was but we were just bringing kids over and asking my mum and dad to get ice creams and that didn't you have to go over

to their parents to get ice creams yeah we did to be fair we did but I think they were quite well off should it even itself out then what's our problem

sort of but you know it wasn't an all inclusive hotel how many how many ice creams were you eating your fat little shit yeah but they had four kids oh my god yeah there was three of us and then four of them oh god i know that's around that's a night out behind seven ice creams also the catchphrase of all holidays we went on was just me mom and dad if you One of those neat breadsticks can't spare. Seven.

Also, the catchphrase of all holidays we went on was just me, mum and dad, if you come over here and ask for one more peseta. Mum can have a peseta for the pool table. Mum can have a peseta for this. 100 pesetas, man. It was 100 pesetas, wasn't it? For the pool tables, one only 100 pesetas. Everything was 100 pesetas.

100 pesetas, well, it must have been that. If you come over here and ask for one more have we mentioned that before you got your 100% of everything but then you got the 25 with the hole in so you could put it

on your chain when you went home and everyone knew you'd been on hold I'm sure we've mentioned that before but yeah that was the crack can you remember

those money holders that you used to go around your neck and it was a tube and you used to put all your money in it I went around my wrist

just like a little bum bag it's like a luminous orange back in the day when coins actually bought stuff I do remember

the tube one yeah you put your tube round your neck I do remember that and it like the bottom screwed off the top stayed on like what a fucking

choker man I never had any money in it but they never had that thing you know how now everything's got that breakable bit on like even

lanyards for like yeah offices this is just like hey hang a load of heavy metal around your child's neck on this bit of string go on you play on the playground son go on you hang yourself from the fucking climbing frame it's so true oh get him down he's got he's got me breadstick money around his neck have i ever told you about a little game that we used to play on holiday I don't know if I've ever told you this

so you know how we used to go to the little shops when you were abroad and you'd buy just bits and they'd always put them in little paper bags and then sellotape them together oh yeah the little gift bags if you were buying a bottle opener or a nail clipper

with roads written on it. Yes, exactly right. We used to go back to the hotel or whatever or the villa and we'd get all of the little bags and then we'd go around the villa and we'd play shops, right? But we'd just bag things up over and over again. God, I hated your childhood. I hate your childhood.

I hate your childhood so much. Kate would come over with like a little statue from the villa. She'd be like, can I have this, please? I'd be like, some of the say that, please. And I'd bag it up. And then I'd give it to Kevin. And then he'd go put it back, give me the bag. And then she'd go get something else.

I'd bag that up. And we'd just do it over and over again with the same little bag. I hate your childhood. I hate your childhood stuff. I hate your holidays. You're listening to them. I just get this sense of bored sadness inside us. It was so much fun. It sounds fucking shit.

I mean, now it does. But back then, I loved playing shops. Can we talk as well for a moment about how many random shops in Spain in the 90s just sold swords? What do you mean? They just sold swords, knuckle dusters, knives, like loads of knives. Dick, bloody bottle openers, they're the worst. Yeah, but like pawn cards.

Yeah, horrific. Lighters with naked women on. I don't know, I was like, oh, the English are coming, the dirty fucking violent perverts that they are. Just dads going mental buying dirty cards. women on I was like oh the English are coming the dirty fucking violent perverts that they are just dads going mental buying dirty cards don't get

don't get them breadsticks I'm saving all that money for some knives and porn later you wouldn't

understand it's so true why did why was that a thing they weren't like at the back of the

shop they were right in the front they were just like literally they'd be a table of their own or a pack of layers crisps and then just a karma super a porn card collection with photos of people booking each other on it was fucking disgusting i'm scarred for life honestly Hiya, can I get a 10 euro phone card and a pack of porn cards for my wife, please? And a knuckle duster with a knife on the bottom of it, please. I've never thought about that, but it's so true. Horrible, isn't it?

So strange. I remember looking at them for a long time. Oh, God, yeah. It was like, yeah, I would stand up to count my dad. He'd be like, don't look down. Don't look at them, son. But just to get some crisps and some sun cream. That was another one.

Don't buy the sun cream over there. Take it away. Cost you a fortune over there, the sun cream. Then have your eyes out. Don't take anything. Don't buy anything there. Take all your shampoo, all your conditioner, everything. But again, I know we're coming from another angle,

but it's a couple of quid more. It's a couple of quid more. And if you're in an emergency, you need to get it. But they acted like it was millions of pounds they acted like they would get home

and go well we're living on the streets now because we'll just have to swap our house for some fucking factor 30

because you forgot to bring it you useless twat like it was like they just made it they made it like the biggest thing I think we're being

you know we've come from a working class background we are lucky enough now and we you know know, I say lucky, but we're crafted and I'm proud of us. We are not working class right now.

Yeah, no. But I get it and it's all, but look at that. Like it's budgeting, it's budgeting and kind of being savvy with your money. But I totally, like that was the craft. You didn't, my parents bought nothing. Nothing that you could get in England was bought abroad, if that makes sense. Yeah.

It's funny, man. It's nice to think about it and look back on it. Different world. It is. My mum is sometimes very much still stuck in that frame of mind for certain things, but then certain things she's absolutely not. Like wanting to go to that bloody

private island oh yeah yeah yeah but then at the same time she'll always steal a banana from the breakfast counter and a croissant for later

I'm like mum we're going for lunch she's like well I'm like you don't need it Sandra get the croissants out of your bag it's all inclusive no

I can't it's ingrained in us I just have to take them Sandra get all that stuff out your bag put the porn cards back get the other stuff

out your bag where did you get them I kept them for a while I didn't sell them anymore oh I've still got a question oh you were halfway through that yeah

shit sorry we got totally sidetracked what's happened someone's on holiday recap what the hell is this sorry everyone

they've gone to the bar and they get a free mini pizza with each drink oh hey that's it but they're not on holiday. Recap? What the hell is this? Sorry, everyone. They've gone to the bar and they get a free mini pizza with each drink. Oh, hey, that's it. But they're not on holiday. No, they're just in their town. They're just in the bar. I don't know where it is.

Mini pizza. It says here, we both ordered a spicy mini pizza each. Okay. Unfortunately, I then started choking on the toppings of my pizza.

Just the toppings? Yeah, I don't know why. Maybe, you know, when you eat a pizza and the toppings... More comes off. I hate that. know why maybe you know when you eat a pizza and the toppings more comes off I hate that do you know when the whole

top of the pizza comes off and you're like so what am I left with now a bit of tomato bread do you know what I mean though I hate pizzas absolutely shit

don't slag pizzas off on the aisle but it happens Chris it happens most times I eat a pizza you're not very good at eating pizzas then

fold clearly not fold the slice listen I will use a knife and fork horrible I'm not scared absolutely horrible

it is I mean it is horrible watching someone eat a knife and fork eat a knife and fork eat with a knife and fork eat a pizza with a knife and fork have you seen that

that video online like meme or whatever or daft video where some woman's eating a pizza and fork. Eat a pizza with a knife and fork. Have you seen that video online, like meme or whatever, or daft video where some woman's eating a pizza and she's just ripping little bits off and it's awful to watch. She's like butchering this pizza. No, I've never seen that. It's very funny. Anyway, I will get back to this story.

So it's spicy. Okay, she can't eat it. She's choking on it. She's choking on the top ones, okay. The spice has got the back of my throat and my eyes were streaming. Oh. I eventually managed to dislodge the food and I put it back of my throat and my eyes were streaming. I eventually managed to dislodge the food and I put it back on my plate. So she's just hocked it back up on a plate.

Lovely. That's nice. Nice for the people on the next table. Yeah. Great. Safe to say, I wasn't hungry anymore and I decided to leave it. Put herself off. Yeah. Got you.

I looked over at my boyfriend at the time, who then decided to pick up the hacked up pizza topping, shove it on his pizza and eat the full thing without clenching. Oh, no. We're not together anymore. No, never in the world. Shock. That's absolutely... What's wrong?

It's like a baby bird. She's hocked it back up and he's got half-chewed, choked on, mucus-filled, and he's put it on his pizza. What a dirty sod. Would you even, I don't even know if I'd do that with the kids. No. I would,

I would, if your, if your top and it fell off your pizza, onto your plate, I'd pick it up and put it on. Not if you'd had it in your mouth

and choked a bit and then coughed it back out. Choked on it. And this is just girlfriend, this is girlfriend and boyfriend, they broke up after this, I'm assuming, so they hadn't even been

going out that long. Yeah, they're not together anymore. Oh, goodness me. Mr. Covid. I know. Oh, heavens above. Heavens above. Stick with the breadsticks.

No, I'm joking, aren't you? I made the money. Hi, Chris and Rosie. So a few years ago, I was on a night out and bumped into my ex, who I just recently split up from. Brackets, he was a cheating prick. But I thought I'd be the bigger person and be civil, but he clearly wasn't capable.

Long story short, I got drunk and went home with his best mate. Not civil. Civil as fuck, that, innit? So anyway, me and his mate were mid-drunk sex when there was a proper loud bang on my window. My upstairs bedroom window. I thought it must have been a bird or something, so we carried on. A few seconds later, it sounded like the bird

was back, but on steroids and almost smashed through the window. It was that loud. So I opened the curtains to have a look, and all I saw was my ex's face at the window. The upstairs window. Saying he wants to talk nice his mate was hiding under the quilt while all this was happening saying you can't let him in no shit Sherlock how was he at the upstairs window

he'd only gone in my garage got a ladder and climbed up the side of my house to my bedroom window thinking he was it was like a scene from Romeo and Juliet wasn't he nasty to her though

apparently he was cheating but she obviously again don't it always seem to go she obviously went home with his friend classy move and he followed them home

or just followed her home didn't even follow them didn't even know the lad was there went in her garage got a ladder and climbed like was it no one's ever done that for me didn't even follow them didn't even know the lad was there went in our garage got a ladder and climbed like was it

no one's ever done that for me I was just I was just about to say it's really creepy and weird but you actually you're finding it no one's ever cared that much no never

honestly I can't work you out I thought you would go off it about this and you are literally like hey the lucky girl No, never. Fuck. Honestly. I can't work you out. I thought you would go off it about this and you are literally like, eh, the lucky girl. Kidding me? One in her bed, one in her window and a ladder.

I'm jealous. We should all be so lucky. Wasn't it Clarissa Explains It All where the next door neighbour just used to climb up with a ladder outside her window? Yes. Half Sabrina was in Clarissa Explains Clarissa. Yeah, and then,

so then you grow up watching these programmes and you think that that's just doable, but it's not doable. Well, it is. You fucking pulled it off, didn't you, to be fair? Absolutely amazing. Got it. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bap.

Hello, Chris and Chris Ramsey's wife. No, it does not say that. It doesn't say that. Honestly. Do you know, what's that film where they disappear because nobody talks about them? What?

And they just start disappearing. What are you talking about? What is that? A film where they disappear because no one talks about them. This is going to be... This... Nah.

I'm honestly so excited for how wrong this is going to be. This is going to be... No, I don't know what it is. Okay, there's something... I'm going to guess here. I'm going to guess here and I'm going to guess here. And you're so wrong.

Are you talking about Back to the Future where they disappear on the photo? That's got nothing to do with talking about them. That's because he's altering the past and his family isn't happening. You're a... That's what I'm talking about. When they start disappearing.

On the photo, they start disappearing. Yes. But it's time not talking about them. No, that's because Marty McFly's mum isn't going to get with George McFly because Marty's there and he's changing the... Rewriting the history and stuff. Right.

Well, it's of that premise. Right. Yeah. What do you mean it's of that premise? What was the question? What are you talking about? I don't know. What the hell's wrong with you?

Chris Ramsey's wife. I'm really tired. Oh, that's what I meant. So I'm just known as your wife all the time. I'm just going to, bits of us are going to start disappearing. Like my hand will just go and I'll be like, what's happening to me, Chris? Not your left hand, it's got the wedding ring on.

Right. Hi, hope you're well. Thoughts on people who light more than one scented candle in the same room. Serial killers, if you ask me. What's the point in buying a nice smelling candle to mix it with five other nice fucking smelling candles? That's too many smells. Wow.

Okay. Wow. I disagree. Danny and York. Danny, I disagree. Wow, okay. I light a fume. Right. I've got about six around the house going off at once. Okay. Wow. I disagree. It's from Danny in York. Danny, I disagree. Wow, okay. I like a fume. Right.

I've got about six around the house going off at once. Yeah. In different rooms though? Or all in one room? There's usually two in a room, different. It's fine. You can get away with it. Yeah.

As long as you've got the similar, I only like certain smells. Uh-huh. So it's not like I've got vanilla not going off in one room and bergamot in the other. Right. You know what I mean? They're all, you kind of walk through. That's a matter made up. Bergamot.

Is that made up? No, it's a thing. It's a scent. But I think it's a plant. Don't know. Joe Malone does a lot of bergamot. Great. It's a thing.

Okay. Bergamot. Okay. So you wouldn't have bergamot and vanilla at the same time? No. Okay. No.

Well, Danny from York is absolutely raging. I think we just lost a listener Danny sorry Danny nice to know you however this happens now and then

right at the bottom of the email she wrote PS I sent you a sick one a few months back check it out sick means in this instance

disgusting so we've got another one from the same person not like oh that's sick that's sick bro not like sick good like sick like not good.

Okay. So this is the first one you sent, right? And I went and read it. And truly, it did. It is a bit disgusting. Okay. I've got a dirty rank one for you. Good.

Oh, get in. I can see it. I can see it in me mind's eye. Bet you say that to all the boys. Me and my fiancé were in Tenerife on a holiday a few years back. We went to Siam Park. Brack, it's an amazing place. It's a water park.

It's the water park. Yeah, it's really good. With the dragon. Yeah, I went there on my mate Stag do. But we got so pissed the night before, we ended up going there during the school holidays at about... We must have got there about one o'clock in the afternoon. It's not a good time.

Hell on earth. Yeah. The lazy river looked like a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Oh. I've never seen so many... Look at the Verrugia advert. I've never seen so many people in there. It's not a good time. Hell on earth. Yeah. The lazy river looked like a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Oh. I've never seen so many, it looked like a Veruca advert. I've never seen so many people in the thing.

It was unbelievable. Monkey. One of the queues for the slides was 90 minutes. Oh. No. What's the point?

90 minutes. I hate water parks abroad. Have you ever walked around without your shoes on? Always. Yeah, but you can't because you can't walk on the pavement.

Because it's too hot. So you've just got to run in the shadows. It's horrible. You've just got to run in the shadows. You know what I mean, though? You see everybody just hanging on to the fences and that, walking along on the shaded bits of pavement

and then running across to other rides and that. Just like... Because you can't wear your flip-flops hell i'm angry for water parks i'm just not that person yeah i quite like a water park but not it was very busy but listen to this right in line for one of the rides brackets barefoot as you are in a water park there you go rosie we were sickened and shocked by the following while waiting in the queue for the water ride about 15 people from the front and another few families behind us brackets we couldn't escape the daughter brackets

about 15 years old in front of us started to pick her dad's back skin that was peeling from sunburn not only was this horrid but it was dropping onto the floor right where we were about to stand. As we went behind them in the line for the ride. Her mother then joined in shortly after. No. And like a bunch of monkeys picking bugs. Me and my partner were sickened. Oh, no way.

Me and my partner were sickened. Oh, you were. And with nowhere to go but forward, had to walk into the dead skin barefoot. That's disgusting. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I just love that. It's a family affair.

Come on, kids. Kill a bit of time in this queue Pick your dad's back skin Come on Honest to God You've got your stopwatch mum I have Go Who gets the most back skin

That's horrible New from Mattel Dad back skin picking Who gets the most Don't draw blood You're out Here's your tea kids Put them in the sun to dry Crisp Oh man You're out. Here's your tea, kids.

Put them in the sun to dry. Crisp. Oh, man. That's horrible. That's like, sometimes you see people do things and you want to go up to them and go, do you know you're in public? So, obviously that's fine to do. You know, crack on.

Do it when you get back to the hotel. Yeah on do it when you get back to the hotel yeah do it when you get back to the hotel you're in public fucking disgusting it's not nice is it yeah no it's not good and then to walk through it

yeah I mean bless them depends how depends what age I was or circumstance but I would probably say something really a little bit of a yeah

I'd probably just go excuse me but we've got to walk through that do you know what I mean though yeah Yeah, I'd probably just go, excuse me, but we've got to walk through that. Do you know what I mean, though? I understand what you're doing. And I've had back skin coming off myself and I get it.

Honestly, the day, the peeling, not good. But we've got to walk through that with no shoes on. So could you not, please? Or catch it in your hands and put it in the bin? Oh, put it in the bin. Proper minging that way. Catch it in your hands, go to a wedding, when they come out of the church, throw it in the air. Congratulations! Hi, Chris and Rosie.

Hi. My boyfriend has this weird thing that he does, where when we're out on a night out or at a party, he'll say to me, shall we go up to people and tell them we're brother and sister and then start getting off? He thinks it's a hilarious idea for a joke and suggests it quite frequently. I think it's really weird.

Can you please settle this for us? That's horrific. I've heard of that joke or practical joke before. Have you? Yeah, yeah, I've heard of it somewhere, but I've never heard of a bloke just going, can we go up and do that at every party

he just wants to do it apparently he's doing it all the time he suggests it quite frequently do you know what that says to me fancies his sister

right okay that's all that says to me and he's wanting to live out his little you know incestuous secrets I think he just wants to fuck with people

that would be awful mind if you met a couple and they were like oh this is my this is my sister incestuous secrets I think he just wants to fuck with people that would be awful mind if you met a couple and they were like oh this is me this is me sister and then and then you'd just

see them necking off you'd be like what the flip I'd know I'd be like they're not if I just met them

if I knew they were brother and sister if I knew knew knew when they started necking on I'd be like right okay but if I just met them

I'd be like this is a fucking wind up no you wouldn't who fucking starts necking on I'd be like right okay but if I'd just met them I'd be like this is a fucking wind up no you wouldn't who fucking starts necking on at a party who just starts randomly necking on

with each other when they're in the oh hi my name's Dave this is my sister watch this and there's a fucking set up I mean

later on in the evening you've met them what a shitty night what a long game you'd have to play how crap how fucking rubbish I think we should do it.

No. Everyone knows who we are. No, there'll be some people who don't know who we are. Right, okay, here's the deal. Next time we meet anyone who don't know who we are, right? Okay, there you go. Let's wait until there's an opportunity where someone's like, hello, what do you do?

And genuinely don't know. And we'll say, and we'll do it. Oh my God. Right? Oh, I'm getting nervous already. I'm getting stage fright. You do look a bit like my brother.

Oh, you've said this before. It's a bit weird. I know. Well, there you go. Hello. I'm writing in for your opinions on my future name, please. Future name?

Future name. Okay. Is this a, is this a, is this a baby? Is this a baby baby is this a baby no i think it's gonna be their their surname all right so it says my surname is good my fiance's surname is grief should we double barrel and become the good grief family fuck that would be amazing oh my god whose surname's grief well i like, this isn't real.

But then I did check her who sent it, and her surname is Good. So, I mean, there's a 50-50 chance that our partner... Yeah, Grief. Christopher Grief. There is some strange surnames out there. There is, I suppose. Grief, yeah, it might be, yeah. But it might not be said Grief.

It might be said, like, Grief. Do you know when people have got a shit name and they have to change it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. But I think they should go for good grief. 100% go for good grief. Mr. and Mrs. Good Grief.

Yeah. Double barrel good grief. Yeah. So we're saying yes. Yes. Always. Good grief. Good grief.

We say it every week, but every week we mean it more. Thank you so much for coming back and listening. I know, sorry. Oh, don't worry. Okay, yeah, you bunch of twats. That's better. There we go.

And we're back in the room. You've been listening to Shag Marinoid, which is now part of the Acast Creator Network. We say it every week, guys, and every week we mean it more. Yeah, ref. No, I do. Wet. You're a big bottle of water. I do, though. Come on it every week, guys. And every week we mean it more, yeah, Ruth. No, I do. Wait, you're a big bottle of water.

I do, though. You're a big bottle of water. We do love you and we do thank you for listening so much. And we do, I mean, Rosie just said it in a really creepy way. I know, sorry, I didn't mean it. Really creepy and strange and I didn't like it. Guys, if you want to get in touch and tell her how creepy and strange Rosie is, it's shagmarianoid at gmail.com.

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