Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep 127. Not a holiday

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

The Ramsey's have been on holiday and Chris and Rosie are even more exhausted now. There's sunstroke beef and Chris wants a swimwear poll.   Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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i'm going to get me so i'm sorry in half oh like you're a magician like like i am the magician so not i'm not an assistant like sort of you know go and get your stuff and take stuff to the post office and stuff for you like like an assistant like in a like like at least i've got at least i'm at p at least i'm glamorous in this scenario i didn't say glamorous i said beautiful can i change it to glamorous possibly if you don't want yeah yeah i feel like beautiful is a bit subjective like beauty you know it depends what you're into but i feel like glamorous you can't really argue with glamorous it's like you're either glamorous or you're not that is true actually i mean beauty's more you know skin deep etc to the eye of the beholder

yeah is he beautiful on the inside is he glamorous he's fucking glamorous I tell you what am I glamorous eh am I glamorous

sorry these headphones aren't working do you think I'm glamorous you are possibly and I mean this I mean this one brought me home yeah

the least glamorous person I've met in my life you are about as glamorous as a wheelie bin on a hot day but that's your charm that's your charm thank you you can't actually be glamorous you are about as glamorous as a wheelie bin on a hot day. But that's your charm. That's your charm.

Thank you. You can't actually be glamorous. Weird. No, you're right. You can either be glamorous or not. There's no halfway in between. I don't think I'd be. I mean, when I did Little Mix the Search and stuff, I got glammed up a bit.

But I wasn't like, you know, I wasn't Joel Dommett in them suits on the masked singer level. And I never expected to be. It's something you have all the time. You expected to be it's something you have all the you're right it's something you have all the time if you're glamorous

you go to the supermarket dressed up you're fucking glamorous aren't you that's glamorous you're totally right you get papped in your PJs and you still look amazing yeah exactly

G L M M M whereas you would get papped in your PJs and they would look at the photo and they'd go I don't think it's her and they would delete the photo yeah they would

they'd be like who the fuck is this if they'd looked at the photo of you with your makeup on but if they'd looked at any of your Instagram they'd't think it's her and they would delete the photo. Yeah, they would. They'd be like, who the fuck is this? If they'd looked at the photo of you with your makeup on. But if they'd looked at any of your Instagram, they're going to ask definitely. In fact,

another would definitely know it's you because you look like shit all the time. Great. Well, hey, listen, welcome back. It's good to be back. It is good to be back. Good to be back.

Hi, everyone. We hope you're all right out there. It is episode 127. I knew it was that. I'm going to have to check. It is. I had to swipe to the side and check my other screen on my laptop. It's episode 127.

We hope you're all alright out there. This week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. I know Rosie Absolutely no money. Rosie, we've been on holiday. We've been on holiday. We have. Went on holiday last week so I brought it over with me. This week's sponsor is Sunstroke. Oh, hey, well. Hey, Sunstroke. Hey, you having a nice holiday?

Sunstroke. Hey, kept your a nice holiday? Sunstroke. Hey, kept your feet hanging out of the little parasol, did you? Got in the sun, did you? Got a rash on them now and you feel like shit. Sunstroke. Hey, up all night throwing up? Sunstroke. Hey, didn't listen to your wife when she said,

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Sunstroke. You think it's bad being in an airport normally with kids? Sunstroke. Fucking worst thing. That was the longest day of my life. Yeah, it's not good. All I did was, all I did on the last day of holiday, I got out of the bed ill after being sick all night.

I got out of one bed and I made the longest most laborious worst journey day of my life all the way to our bed at home i just swapped beds via uh two taxis and a plane and some little buses to get onto the thing yeah absolutely horrific but hey little tip for you sunstroke hey gained a few pounds on holiday not been exercising been eating what you want and drinking a lot get yourself sunstroke at the end of the holiday be sick for 12 hours non-stop all the way it's gone hashtag wouldn't recommend definitely wouldn't recommend it was the worst but sunstroke careful out there guys stay hydrated it's the fucking worst you absolute tosser i still feel like shit well i'm still very annoyed at you so let's just wait till the beef section oh great i might have to bring this up again. Oh, great, great.

I mean, actually, my throat's actually hurting off being sick as well. It's all like rolling inside. Of course, you were sick about four times. I was sick more than that. No, you weren't. Play this jingle then. Let's dance. Let's dance.

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Jingle! Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagged Marodenoid. It's good to be back! It is, it is. Good to be back in your little old ears. Yeah. Little slags. Well, they don't know we've had a week off

because well if you don't know we recorded extra episodes the other week while the tree guy was cutting outside that was actually

two weeks of episodes which I actually lost and then I had to record them again yeah let's do it again that was fun we did four four in one day

that was excellent burning through them questions from you keep sending them in so yeah so we just we put that out there. Seamless.

You didn't even know we were gone. Apart from the people on Instagram freaking out that Rosie wasn't posting. Bless yous. Well, I know. I know. But, you know, guys, not being funny, robbers. Robbers. Robbers.

Burglars. Burglars. So, there you go. You know, there's a whole world, social media out there. If you tell people you're on holiday you'll probably get robbed so that's why we didn't tell anyone and we didn't

luckily we've also got that three headed Rottweiler from Harry Potter that the Lent were as well that sits at the front door

all the time so he's fine really old now like it's dead stupid no I mean yes thank you so much

for worrying about us but also a little bit strange but we just had a week off the social media didn't we we did it was so nice it was well i haven't had a week off social media this is a little bit grim but i haven't had a week off since we had uh the miscarriage like three years ago right okay uh even when rafe was born, I was still posting just because, well, fuck all else to do in the hospital. So it was overdue and I really enjoyed it, but I was worried that I was like not going to pick my phone up again.

Yeah. But I'm back on it now. Oh, you're straight back on it. I've really missed it actually. Yeah, you're straight back on it. I mean, I was halfway through a sentence to you this morning and you just picked your phone up and started looking at Instagram.

So that was nice. Nice to be back to normal nice nice to be back to normal nice to be back to normal why change a habit of a lifetime you know what I mean Chris I am more tired from the holiday

than I was before I left if I'm honest with you oh yeah it was exhausting it's not holiday with kids it's like being a waiter it's like being a waiter you can't sit down

you can't stop no you can't daddy do this can I get this can I have this it's just non-stop horrible

it's awful you sit in the shade most of the time wish I had this can I have this it's just non-stop horrible it's awful you sit in the shade most of the time wish I had I wouldn't have got fucking sunstroke well exactly you made the mistake

you should have had Rafe more I know we kind of tag teamed a bit and my mum came which was lovely and she was a great help

but you know also a lot of people think my mum just looks after the kids we actually enjoy our company as well which I mean believe it or not

she's actually quite a nice person to be around thank you you love her just looks after the kids. We actually enjoy our company as well. I mean, believe it or not, she's actually quite a nice person to be around. I'm a dick reliever. You love her, don't you, Dee? But yeah, it's just exhausting with kids, man. So exhausting. Like, I love them... Sorry. Get me goggles.

Get me snorkel. Get me bouncy ball. Can you get the... I don't want my sun hat on. And you've got to get cream for them. You've just got to watch them 24-7 as well. I don't want my sun hat on and you've gone and got cream for them you've just got to watch them 24 7 as well I don't want to wish their life away

genuinely because I think they're just gorgeous and I love them so much but at the same time fuck me I can't wait till they're like 14

and you just read a book like I took a book I took two books what a moron two books I took on holiday I didn't read one word out of my book i read

three pages i brought it down the pool one day like a sucker didn't read one word and but before you email in we're very aware that complain and that what holiday wasn't as fun as it should be without kids there's massive first world problems but you know it is and we know that but um one moment on the holiday i realized uh robin might not be the child genius we think he is what do you mean who said he was a child genius well you know we think you know he's good at spelling and he's good at spelling and um he got a snorkel and he got his snorkel in the water and he filled it up with water and he started realizing so i said look when you go under water with a snorkel right when you go right under and it's in your mouth if it fills with water just go and just like blow really hard and water will

come out and he went all right he realised and he started doing it. Then he took the snorkel off and he put it under the water, right? And you know the curves at the end? Yeah. Not the curved end, he held the other end and he held it up

full of water and he pointed it at me, right? Right. But he had the curved end at the other end so he had his mouth on the straight end

and he went, daddy, and he pointed it as like a pea shooter but it curves at the end and he blew to hit the water out of it and it just smashed him in his own face.

I've never seen a kid do a stupider thing. Oh bless his heart man. It just went daddy and it just went and he was like it curves back round you fool that wasn't going to hit me.

I taught him to spit in the goggles which was a big mistake. Ah so that's where that came from isn't it? That's what yeah. Yeah. By the end he was just

doing it on the floor. I know he was and I just thought why have I taught him that great work but it helps him stop some steaming up

I don't believe that I think it's a myth no it's true Chris I used to swim when I was younger I've swam loads I don't believe it it is true

urban legend it's not an urban legend urban myth shut up no we did have a lovely time it was so nice to get away it was so nice to feel the heat I mean a fucking absolute ball ache

filling out all the shite that you've got to do oh my god what all of that stuff yeah and I didn't even do it I mean you oh hey I tell you what

hey honestly you and Sandra did you have a lovely little relaxing time while I was filling out all the bump to get with it

got sunstroke mate just told you yeah could have died but it was worth it. And if you are thinking about going abroad, because do you know what? We were double jabbed as well. We are double jabbed. You are allowed to go. I mean,

I know it's probably frowned upon at the moment, but hey, what isn't? What isn't frowned upon? It is a bit of a ball ache, but it was really enjoyable and we felt really safe over there because they've got all the COVID restrictions that you have in the UK.

And just to let you know, in South Tyneside, where we used to live at the minute, is one of the highest case ratings in the UK. So it was actually less infectious where we went. So hey, makes sense. No, we had a lovely time.

So there you go. One thing we discussed on holiday when we were talking about pools and stuff and pool etiquette now this we've got very different

opinions on this right and this wound me up because I feel like I'm right here okay you I said that

if I didn't have swimming shorts I think it was I said if my swimming shorts got lost I said if my swimming shorts let us finish me this is gonna

no this is gonna be really interesting because this is gonna right I don't even think this is gonna divide people the guys who do the smart polls on twitter get ready for this one right because i i really want everyone's opinion on this okay i said when we're packing my cases rosie said she's got this thing she thinks every suitcase is gonna go missing it's fucking infuriating you don't to be fair like it's just like put these things in your hand luggage in case the case goes

missing like oh god no just I basically pack an extra outfit in each other's suitcases. So Robin's got an outfit of him, like obviously all of his stuff, an outfit for Rave, an outfit for me. I didn't bother with you

because you hate it. So I was like, well, so do you. If your case goes missing, you're fucked. Couldn't give a shit. But I do it with me and the kids. I've done it all the time

and just because, touch wood, if they ever go missing. The last case I ever heard go missing was Ed Sheeran's guitar went missing once and it was on social media. That was the last time. That was years ago.

No, it happens a lot. It does. Don't believe it? Urban myth? Right, okay. I'm joking. Stop with the urban myth. I don't want to be on holiday

in the same manky grotty clothes that I travelled in. Nice. Rafe vomited on me. He vomited on me in the airport i fucking stunk and i that would be my worst nightmare oh mrs ramsey your case isn't here so i've just got to wear this for the rest of the holiday to be fair to be fair one of my mates when went on holiday to magaluf back in the day when he was 16 and one of the lads lost the case he did

the full holiday in the same t-shirt and shorts he was absolutely lifting i didn't wash them they never got his case back and i think he washed them and he just like jumped in the same t-shirt and shorts. See, there you go. Apparently he was absolutely lifting. He didn't wash them? They never got his case back. And I think he washed them and he just like jumped in the pool with them on and thought, they're clean now and then put them back on and was out one night

just stinking, yeah. Did he buy any more clothes? Don't think so. Oh, see? If only he'd have put a little pair of trunks or a t-shirt. He had two stinking things.

Yeah, exactly. Well, it's better than one, isn't it? I suppose. Anyway, right, this is my thing. I think there's totally I said, if the case goes missing and I don't have any swimming shorts, I could just go in the pool in my boxers and I don't think anyone would mind. And you couldn't get your head around it, right?

Horrible. And then we got to the point of, okay, if they're the boxers I've travelled in and it's just about, okay, fair enough, that's dirty. Then I said, right, what is the difference in me getting a nice pair of boxers, you know, a nice pair of boxer briefs know a nice pair of boxer briefs lovely little fashionable little boxer briefs right what's the difference in me wearing a clean pair of them in the swimming pool than wearing a pair of speedos or a pair of swimming shorts what's the difference the material is different right what's that got to do with anything okay well mentally it's just weird if if a bloke came in in his kegs to the pool i'd think oh who let that strange man in and why is he

just wearing his boxer shorts so why no it's not it's weird okay okay okay okay okay here we go here we go okay scenario for you right right there's there's two versions of me standing on the side of the pool right okay one of me has a brand new pair of let's let's go let's go up market here let's say calvin kind calvin klein boxer briefs not calvin clunes calvin clunes from the just from the shop on the corner the spanish shop on the on the casa del sol calvin klein boxer briefs brand new bump sparkling gorgeous black right right nice yeah yeah yeah the other version of me has a pair of speedos that are worn out, bobbled, dirty. One of the strings hanging the little thing in the other one.

There's a little hole on the arse tube. Nice. There's a visible skid mark in the middle. Which one do you want to jump in the pool? The Speedos. Well, unbelievable. Honestly. Bullshit.

Yes, I do. Bullshit. Nah, why you got your boxers on? Because my Speedos are not shite on them. Honestly, no. Nah, I can't get my head around it. Nah, I do. Bullshit. Why have you got your boxers on? Because my speedos are not shite on them. Honestly, no. Nah, I can't get my head around it. I have been somewhere before. I'm sure it was Wet n' Wild or something

where someone's had boxer shorts on. And you know what they do? They cling to the bits. And this lad had boxer shorts on and I thought, that's mental. What's he doing that? And they stuck to all of his willy and everything. And I could see the outline and he kept having to like

fidget it's a horrible memory it's a really horrible memory that I've got ingrained in my brain and I just think why are you putting people through that

put some normal swimming trunks on right in hotels in spa hotels in the past if I've been on two and I've forgot my swimming shorts

I'm going to tell you it's alright now if I've forgotten my swimming shorts I've gone in the sauna or the steam room with a clean pair of underpants oh no right i'm not i'm sorry it doesn't belong to me i'm not frightened belong how sexist um i uh i get the polls out is it okay do you believe now is it okay to wear clean boxer shorts in the sauna or the steam room or the swim pool rather than it's speedos i i think

it's all right it's not okay right it's not okay it's not time will tell sorry time will tell so i went uh for a wander around ikea the other day yeah and uh standing looking at the light fittings and uh literally a guy to the right of us just went bike guy nice and i started laughing because it's really weird that someone would now say bike guy but it's actually quite nice because I then know

exactly where he knows us from he's not like have I seen you posting something on TV or on Strictly or seen you stand up or seen you on a panel show

he's a podcast guy no he's a podcast guy straight away yeah he's smart straight away so big shout out I normally don't do this but big shout out

to Connor you opening a tin of worms here? No, no, just because he said that he works at Newcastle RVI A&E and that apparently all the staff listen. Oh. And they all talk about it on shifts and stuff. Oh, that's cool.

So they're all smarts at the Newcastle A&E RVI. So big shout to all you guys. That's where Rafe was born. That is, not the A&E, but yeah, in that same hospital. I felt like it. But yeah, there we go. Accident and emergency

that's about right get it out of us it's crawled in um so yeah so that was just nice to know that like you know people i don't know why i always because that's an important really important job like a and e staffing an a and e do you know what i mean that's like high stress really and they're all just you know listening to a little bit of Rosie's Mysteries and a little bit of Q's from the Poos. Do you sometimes feel like nobody listens? Always. Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why is that? Because I am basically conditioned to perform in front of crowds, which I've done for over 10 years now, nearly non-stop until last year, chat all over it. Yeah. And the fact that no one apart from you laughs at this. I've seen hardly any, I've not from you laughs at this i've seen i've

seen hardly any i've not seen anyone laugh like that oh my i've not seen anyone laugh apart from when we did them tv pilots the other week i've not seen anyone laugh at something me and you have done apart from me are you not not me neither i was in a car once with a guy who drives as he was driving us to london when the trains were off and uh i had to listen to the podcast okay and i put it on three speakers and he giggled a couple of times did he it's just really awkward oh that's horrible because i had to like sit there and i was like don't feel like you have to laugh by the way and now and then he laughed and i was like so the rest of fucking shit then but i just assumed he wasn't listening i did not know you'd done that that's so horrible yeah well why did you do that do you have not have your headphones? I didn't have my headphones.

Oh, Chris. Poor bugger. Oh, hello. Hello, Mr. Taxi Driver. Do you mind if I just listen to myself talk? Oh, God, Jesus. He will be slagging you off so much. I got in a taxi once.

I got in a car once in London. Is that why you're not happy with that? I didn't know that that is that's horrible Chris he's the only person I've seen laugh at anything we've done I mean it would have been

a complete pity laugh he's probably gone out and gone oh that is vile vile man and his vile wife it's when he didn't leave us at the services

I got in his car once in London and he said that not naming well I didn't even know who it was I was going to say not naming any names

but I don't know what YouTuber it was but they said that there was a youtuber in the back of their car and uh they had they took them miles somewhere i don't know where it was but they were editing a youtube video of themselves on the laptop with no headphones and the guy said he was demented oh so you know when i sit next to you and you're editing your instagram stuff and he's like hi guys hi guys i've just got to listen to these bits over and over again the driver said he was just driving and it was just belting out of the

fucking laptop like a 40 minute YouTube video getting edited oh my god imagine that I don't think I haven't got the stamina

for that I edit videos for Instagram but they're never like longer than two minutes Jesus back in the day right when I first

started stand up when I was schlepping up and down the country for like 20 quid and that and petrol was 40 quid so I was like 20 quid down thinking i was a rock star yeah i got really jealous of youtubers back in the day because youtube has emerged just as i'd started doing stand-up youtube became this huge thing and these kids were making like millions

of vlogging in that yeah they were making like millions in their bedrooms and the ones that started off were all quite sort of posh and well to do and i remember having like a working class chip michelle and being really fucking jealous and when you look at how difficult it is to edit a video and some of them are knocking up three videos a day you go out now what you you fucking deserve it all yeah good luck to you i'm just i was just jealous because i you didn't have to you know live at weatherby services most of your life it's like it's a thing now you know it's like a career path youtubing and vlogging yeah it's mad isn't it crazy we should we should do a podcast school definitely not it will last about 10 minutes i couldn't teach anyone to do anything people have said to me you got any

you got any tips for comedy nah not a clue no not a clue oh god i just can't wait to get back on stage i'm so excited i could cry i know i'm so excited i'm seeing the photos of full venues now when people doing gigs and i literally i opened a photo carl hutchinson sent us a photo the other day oh congrats carl he's driving now by by the way. Yeah, well done, Carl. It's only took him fucking 20 years. Idiot. Turned up at our house today, buzzing, didn't he? He did.

Brought us a McDonald's breakfast. That was nice. He sent us a photo of the Comedy Store in London following I burst into tears when I saw it. Well, it's happening. Our tour's happening. Still tickets available for December. If you would like to come,

chagmaranoi.com, the tickets are on there. Can't wait to see you all. Definitely. Buzzing. It's going to be amazing. We did our TV pilot. We did our TV pilot. Can we talk about that dead quickly? if you would like to come chagmarinoid.com the tickets are on there can't wait to see you all definitely buzzing gonna be amazing we did our TV pilot we did our TV pilot did we talk about that dead quickly

yeah it was really good it was lovely wasn't it really good laugh I was on antibiotics so I couldn't have a drink which put a bit of a dampener on the time I was a little bit off my tits

you know really honestly what if when we come to do a series if we get a series what if when we come to do that you can't perform unless you're on antibiotics what if it was your like yeah what if it was your thing do a series if we get a series what if when we come to do that you can't perform

unless you're on antibiotics what if it was you're like yeah what if it was your thing yeah yeah what if you go this is not working you have to go back on antibiotics for your dead tooth right well i'll just have to do it so i mean no they were horrible the only good thing about them is that they suppressed my appetite a little bit right i didn't lose any weight but i just didn't eat as much well that's just what the only good thing is they made you slightly miserable a bit more for another I didn't lose any weight, but I just didn't eat as much. Well, that's just why. Well, the only good thing is they made you slightly miserable a bit more for another reason. No, I just wasn't as hungry, so I didn't eat as much.

Oh, okay. I can't. I'm just not losing any weight at the minute, Chris. I'm just like, the scales don't change. Like, honestly, they don't move. Right. They don't go up, which is probably good, but they're not going down. Don't forget, you had everyone out there, all the ladies out there who beat too hard on themselves don't forget you had a you had a baby six months ago oh nah right and it was a c-section and it was a lot of you know it was a lot of surgery and

stuff and everyone out there if this helps anyone then you know it was a lot of surgery there's a lot going on inside there and you've been on holiday as well oh you're so canny you lazy cow you shouldn't have went on holiday is what i'm saying sorry did that sound like it was gonna be positive it wasn't it was a lazy lazy bitch shouldn't have went on holiday Is what I'm saying Sorry, did that sound like it was going to be positive? It wasn't, you lazy bitch Shouldn't have went on holiday It was just so nice when I was on holiday And I was putting the chips in my mouth And Chris just battered my hand away

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I'm seeing photos of full venues. I'm seeing acts talking about their tours. Very, very excited to get on my own tour. On to Rosie. That's right,ie's not here for this bit this bit that you're hearing is actually recorded after the main bit of the podcast you're hearing and i'm just slotting the sink so i was waiting for some dates to be confirmed basically live comedy's back i am doing some warm-ups for me 2020 tour shouldn't call it 2020 what an arsehole um genuinely can't rename it now because the tickets have been printed and you've all fucking got them, but I'm doing

warm ups to try and basically remember the show and flesh it out and do a few more things at the Hexham Queens Hall on the week of the 23rd of August doing a couple of nights there, a few more might get announced, basically get on there, Hexham Queens Hall, have a little look it'll be me and either one or two support

acts, I haven't made my mind up yet, but it's going to be a heck of a night. Because live comedy is back, bitches. So get on that. Tickets are going to be cheap. Because I probably will be reading off a bit of paper. Because I forgot it all. Because it's been 18 months since I've done stand-up in front of a crowd.

I might cry. I'll definitely cry. Come and watch us. Also, Carl Hutchinson, the man who was constantly on tour. Will definitely have dates in and around or near you coming up. So please check out those as well. And he's got a little car now, hasn't he? So he's going to be driving to his own little gigs in his own little car. See how tiring it is, Carl, driving there and back.

I might come with you and piss you off the whole way like you did for me for 10 fucking years. Anyway, Carl's on tour as well. Now, I got a text off my mate, Phil Ellis. Now, Phil's asked, he's been asked a celebrity question on the podcast before now phil is at the soho theater in london on monday the 9th and tuesday the 10th of august i'm looking at his poster now his poster is him in a pair of clown pants with his ass hanging out of a gas oven make of that what you will phil ellis the man's a genius me and rosie love him he's one of the funniest comics out there don't go expecting straight stand-up right i've just explained his poster do not go expecting straight stand-up the

best way i can describe phil it's like a man having a hilarious breakdown for your comedy amusement he's incredible please go and see him phil ellis soho theater monday the 9th and tuesday the 10th of august i'm basically just going to try from now on as live comedy's back and theater's back baby just going to try and give people little shout outs to try and help people's boost ticket sales and you know remind everyone that we're back bitches comedy and theatre and live music were the first things to close down and they have been the last things to open back up but bitches we are back and we will see you soon it's time for what's your beef oh chris oh my goodness me i didn't expect this all All right, Chris. Hello. Hello, it's Belinda. Yeah, Petal.

Yes, hello. Just giving you a quick little ring. I haven't spoken to you for ages, Pet. Hello. I've missed you. How have you been? I'm all right. I'm just ringing dead quick

because I heard that you got sunstroke on holiday, you selfish little prick. Right. Didn't think about your ma, your ma, your wife, I mean, your wife and the kids. Got pissed every day, got sunstroke and vomited on the last night. Very selfish. Listen.

Was yet to carry her own bags in the airport, eh? That's what I heard. She never lets me carry her bags anyway. Well, just independent woman, ain't you? Well, I hope you slag us off for it and then say independent after that. Listen, Andy, whatever the fuck I want. Who the fuck are want who the fuck you talking about

chugging up little dick eh eh come on away away then eh

alright man calm down yeah man yeah man stop it get to my door stop it stop it

behave listen what do you want what do you want I would just love honestly I just love a day of you and me.

This is horrible. This is horrendous. A little spa day, right? You and me. Right? Right. Naked saunas. Nah, I'll wear me boxer shorts. Fingering in the jacuzzi. I'll wear me boxer shorts in the sauna. Is that alright with you? No. What? You what? Eh?

Boxer shorts in the sauna? What's the with you? No. What? Yeah, what? Eh? Boxer shorts in the sauna? What's the matter with you? Well, so naked's better than boxer shorts, is it? Always. Pillock. Anyway, I'm going to go. Alright, bye. Because I didn't plan anything to say.

Bye. Fuck's sake, man. Oh, yeah. She hasn't been around for a while, but... At least you tried, eh? I know, I know, I know, I know. Honestly. If anyone's wondering what the weird breathing is

while she's doing Belinda, by the way, she's smoking an imaginary cigarette the whole time. It's method, man. Yeah. Method acting. She's having a tab. Absolutely great. Leave her alone.

Let that be. Listen. What? What's your beef? Or do you want me to go first? Because I've got... Honestly, I've got beef falling off of you. My only beef with you, just because of last week.

I know I'm joking about it there with Belinda and that, but honestly, selfish, Chris. Right. Sunstroke on holiday when you've got two kids right absolutely ridiculous you should have drank less alcohol and you should have drank more water i didn't plan to get sunstroke i felt absolutely fine until the moment in the room where i blacked out momentarily then thought nothing of it and kept drinking then i wasn't drunk i wasn't drunk when i blacked out i hadn't had anything to drink but i then kept drinking. Then I wasn't drunk. I wasn't drunk when I blacked out. I hadn't had anything to drink, but I sort of had this weird moment in the room where I couldn't,

like for just momentarily, kind of like, what the fuck am I doing here? What's going on? And I was like, oh, that was weird. And then later that day, I had a couple more drinks,

then I had a meal and the meal came back. So sorry, you blacked out and then you carried on drinking. I felt fine after I blacked out. It was just, it wasn't a black,

it was weird. I can't really describe it. Have you ever, right, here's the best way I can describe it. You ever been playing on a computer game, right? Like some computer game

and you go to the toilet or whatever and you come back and you unpause it and you have to quickly look around with your carrot and go, right, where the fuck was I? What was I doing on this game?

It was like that, but life. Are you asking me personally because I've never played on a computer game? I'm asking the world, yeah. Do you know what I world yeah i mean when you you know if you come back down to where like when you go into a room and you've got what you've gone in for yeah yeah or when you unpause something on the tell you and you go sorry what what bit was right what was happening you have to rewind it a bit it was that but life and it was only momentary and i thought okay fair enough and then yeah later

on that day it was really really warm uh and i had a i had quite a big meal and i was fine i walked back to the hotel and everything and then yeah two o'clock in the morning woke up and just just all night and now my throat is red row off all the all the hocking up um so that was good so so your beef is that i enjoyed myself on holiday and accidentally got ill and that's your beef with me you know what you piece of shit but right this is the difference here okay i couldn't like i can't get that drunk because i know that i've got two kids to look after i was only drunk one night you are absolutely steaming that one night so don't even day and that was miles before i got sunstroke so it's got nothing but it's added up to it how do you know this because i get that's what happens man i just get annoyed because I just feel like blokes right and I'm

fuck it I don't care if I'm get called sexist or whatever but blokes just can do whatever they want if they don't need to think about it

whereas I I couldn't get I wanted to get mortal drunk on holiday I would have loved to get absolutely palatic off me face but I had two kids

I wasn't palatic I wasn't palatic mortal you were one night I just got a little bit too drunk whatever you did it in Italy when we went to a

friend's wedding remember that as well where you had to stay in bed the whole next day yes that was bad so I'm sorry oh bring up something that happened three years ago

right well aye but still I can't do that okay what's your beef with me I'll tell you what my beef is right

because you've just imposed that rule on yourself you could definitely do that no I could not you absolutely could and I could just be sitting here having a go because you've just imposed that rule on yourself you could definitely do that no I could not you could not just be sitting here having a go at you it would be no difference right whatever I'm getting all hot

listen you're flaring up me sunstroke I'm getting all hot still got it I've got to keep my temperature down three days later yeah it's not going it's like a big horrible manky hangover that I can't get rid of right come on

and I stubbed me too early on by the way I don't care come on listen my beef with you is when I was very ill with my well I had a beef with you is when i was very ill with my i had a lovely little night right when i was very ill with my sunstroke i woke up right i woke up the night and i went to the toilet i don't want to go on about it but i went to the toilet a bit late i went to the toilet and i wasn't well a few times in the toilet i came back to bed and i was

walking around the room my stomach was killing us you woke up in that hotel room you turned over you went what you're doing are you all right i went i can't stop being sick you went oh i'm going back to sleep direct quote direct quote what's wrong chris what's wrong rosie i don't know what's happening i can't stop being sick oh i'm going back to sleep I now like it bedside manner much wouldn't be a nurse would you I know but Chris sorry but you know when I was pregnant

and all them nights where I had cramps in my legs and I couldn't sleep and I was nauseous and I dove out of the bed in the middle of the night and I massaged your leg to get rid of the cramp don't you dare hold your hair back rub yes rub your back yes no absolutely not god you're sick on your own fucking time what'd you do if i wasn't there i mean it was exactly like you weren't there i had to get up with rave though that's why sleep it was very vitally important that unfortunately rave came

before you even one more sentence even one other sentence in between in between what's wrong and i'm going back just oh goodness how oh are you all right do you need anything do you want to phone someone do you drink some water oh don't worry about it any just any but oh i'm going back to sleep did that not say anything else at all? Fucking full computer says no. Rolled back over. Fully back to sleep. Honestly, I've never known a dislike. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

The boy who cried wolf. Chris who's always ill. Sometimes, Chris. I'm not always ill. Oh, right, aye. Oh, me tooth. Oh, me tooth. Oh, me tooth. Oh, me tooth. Oh, me jaw.

Oh, me pregnancy. Shut up, man. Let's list them. You've done much more than me. Evidence. I've got evidence. What have you got? I had to get me tooth operated on. I had a toilet full of puke, but you wouldn't know

because you went straight back to sleep in the cab. Honestly, I think you were just going in the toilet and going, bleh. I think I'm making it up. You thought, oh, I haven't had any sympathy for a good couple of weeks. I was being violently sick, and in He thought, oh, I haven't had any sympathy for a good couple of weeks. I was being violently sick. And in between it, I quickly opened my phone to write down the fact that you did that.

I told you the next day to sip water, not down water. Didn't I? Could have done that on the night. And I asked you on the plane. I asked you three times if you were okay. Three times on a three-hour flight. Imagine that. Once an hour, she turned over.

Fine. Honestly, what a bag of dicks you are do you know what i mean it's time for questions from the public guys as always if you want to get in touch it's shaggedmardinoid at gmail.com hi chris and rosie my husband recently purchased some new shorts for work that are a bit too big for him but the smaller size was too small he's in between sizes yeah classic classic problem you had that on holiday didn't try shorts on before he went away i got honestly too small so we had like a a stylist guy doing our tv pilot and he does some certain stuff for ray he's amazing shout out to ray he does a load of styling stuff for loads of people he's brilliant uh and he got a load of stuff sent to us he was like i can get you some stuff for your holiday off people so he got some

stuff sent and i didn't try any of it on and i got there none of it probably fits now after two days of holding up that is true that's perfectly now very funny when you're stood there probably too big now he came in from work today and as we were standing in the kitchen i looked at his shorts and asked are you wearing cling film as a belt sorry he responds with well i didn't have a cord wow what are the actual folks just to clarify he thought this was an ingenious idea as he wants a soft fabric belt but hasn't been to the shops yet to get one again what the actual fuck please tell me you're with me on this one sorry so he didn't have time to go and get a belt a fabric belt for his shorts which are in

between sizes a little bit too big so instead he used cling film so he rolled out a big sheet of cling film to what would be the length of what his belt would be. Yeah. And then I imagine he then rolled that lengthways into a belt. Yes. And put it round and tied it. Yes. Do you think that's a good idea?

I've seen worse. Right. What have you seen that's worse? I've seen a worse belt. What? But I think they were doing it on purpose to try and be cool, which made it even worse. What was it?

It was an iPhone charger. Oh. Oh I think they were doing it on purpose to try and be cool, which made it even worse. It was an iPhone charger. Oh. Oh. That's someone trying to be cool. But it was actually before iPhones, so it was actually an iPod charger. It was the white. Right. So USB plug on one side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the wider. Can you remember the wider plug? Yes. That was that in like iPod docking stations. That on the other side. Right, okay. Yeah.

Do you remember the seatbelt belt yes like an aeroplane seatbelt and you could wear it as a belt I really wanted one of them did you really oh I did back in the

like Avril Lavigne days well so when she said fabric belt does she mean the one where you put the belt it's like a fabric one and it goes in almost like that but then

instead of tucking the long bit that's left over you leave it hanging out down the front like an off centre fabric skateboard penis yes

that's what he's needing to get but instead he's used a bit of cling film well I'd rather wear cling film than them fucking belts oh would you

I wore them when I was 14 maniac but personally I think that's a bit dangerous what cling film cling film

yeah could it not like choke his midriff well no because if it's too tight you'll just stop you'll just you'll just go this is too tight i just feel like it's dangerous how does it not snap i don't actually it's very strong when it's together okay do you know when it's like rolled together it's really strong i mean fair enough i mean am i impressed maybe it's it's it's clever tinfoil would never have worked.

Is it clever? All right, okay, yeah. It is quite clever. Waterproof, I suppose. Waterproof? Maybe. Just a bit weird, isn't it? It is a bit. How many people saw that during the day?

What's his job? I mean... Surgeon. Hopefully not so much. And yes, your husband will be fine. I'll just reach up and get something from this shelf. What, you don't want me to perform the operation anymore? Why?

Oh, you saw my cling film, Bill. Yes, I am a fucking maniac. Are you ready for your amputation, Mr. Ramsey? Awful. Hello. Love the podcast and all the dirty humour. Thank you. It's not just dirty humour. That's also quite silly, but fair enough.

It's mainly dirty, isn't it? That's fine. And recently remembered a rather rude and rather funny experience that occurred to me about three years ago. Feel free to use my name, Emily, by the way. I think you'll both quite appreciate this. Okay. Rosie for the funny sexual scenario and Chris for the extreme commitment to cleanliness and hygiene. Look, tell you what, I normally don't like it when someone prefaces something,

you know, when someone's like, I'm about to tell you the funniest thing ever. But I like the way this has been built up. Well, it's something for both, isn't it? I'm looking forward to this. Okay. So, I've been with my partner for around five years, but we were probably two to three years into our relationship at the time. Okay. So, I've been with my partner for around five years, but we were probably two to three years into our relationship at the time. Okay.

For context, he is very cautious when it comes to germs, hygiene and general cleanliness. Good man. Think washing hands after touching his phone and regularly putting antibacterial spray on all the door handles and keys. Okay. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah. I mean, pre-pandemic.

We did that anyway. We did that anyway yeah yeah one evening i had been to the gym and when i got home i showered but didn't wash my hair i got into bed with my boyfriend and we started getting frisky but he didn't want to touch my dirty gym hair i like him oh do you do you think that would be would you not touch my dirty gym hair wash your hair you dirty gym whore why

it's just hair yeah but you know how much have you been sweating I don't know but I don't I don't find that bad they share that bed together Chris you thinking

I'm washing my hair every day is that some sort of thing yeah but you don't go to the gym Rosie oh my god listen You don't go to the gym, Rosie. Oh, I do. Listen.

At worst, there's going to be food in your hair. Yeah, I never have to wash my hair. Yes, you never sweat. That's why. You don't move. Hey, actually, enough of I've been on the Peloton. That's why. You don't move. Hey, actually, naff off. I've been on the Peloton.

I'm joking. Well, yeah. Keep your fucking jokes to yourself. Right. Anyway, listen. She's got a dirty gym hair. I feel like you might forget about it in the Throes of Passion, but okay, fair enough.

Yeah, well, exactly. The sex is dirty anyway. Chris, I'm sorry, but is that what you're thinking about when you're getting dirty and frisky? Oh, your hair smells. I don't know I mean

I did once go out with a guy who had a really smelly hat and I remember just thinking oh wash your hat because it was like proper stunk

so that was smelly hair actually okay right I can right I'm on board with this smelly hair is rank okay well there you go she might have a big

massive bouffant of stinking hair and it might be like in his face or it might be like dangling she might be on top and it might be like dangling on him and it might be, like, in his face or it might be, like, dangling. She might be on top and it might be, like, dangling on him.

He might be like, oh, my God. Yeah, it smells of the gym. It might be putting him off. Hey, it'd make him last longer, but it might be putting him off. He might be enjoying himself. Right, fair enough. There you go.

He joked that he would only have sex if I could find a way to fully cover my hair up so he wouldn't touch it. Oh, my God. Well, as I was very horny, I took to on the challenge. we didn't have a shower cap and a beanie wouldn't quite fit the bill tying it into a bun was out of the picture and i really couldn't be bothered to go and wash it i know what she's used but then yeah do you want to guess

i'd quite like to guess okay ready go on then pillowcase no oh okay then come on but then i found a balaclava in my boyfriend's wardrobe why who's got a balaclava from his mountain hiking days oh right god i put it on as a joke and turned to him asking will this do as i jumped back into bed we had a good laugh about it but one thing led to another and we had sex whilst i wore a balaclava and now it's his thing now we can't get an erection unless i've got a balaclava on oh hey tell you what could you have sex with me with a balaclava by the way. Am I guessing it right here? It's literally, you can only see the eyes.

Eyes and mouth. Eyes and mouth. So it depends on the balaclava. So when I was little, I had a balaclava that basically just, you had just your face visible. So from your chin to your forehead. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. You could see. But some of them have got cover in the nose.

Some of them, like the ones, you know, like the ones terrorists use. Yeah, old school robbers. I've got just two eye holes and a round mouth hole. Some of them, like the ones, you know, like the ones terrorists use. Yeah, old school robbers. Just two eye holes and a round mouth hole. I mean, really weird. That could be anyone you're having sex with. I know. All for the sake of Dirty Jim here.

And how clean was this balaclava if he'd been mountain hiking? Well, exactly. But now his balaclava smells. I mean, they say putting a condom on can spoil the moment. Imagine having to go and find a balaclava. How long does it take them to get back into it? Jesus. Should I do a miniature fashion show? He's obviously quite...

Like the Goldilocks of sex. He's obviously quite enjoyed it. Beanie, too small. Shower cap, haven't got one. Balaclava, just right. Just right. Very good. So weird.

So weird. Fair play. Dear Rosie and Chris, I hope you are well. very good so weird fair play babadoo babadoo babadoo dear Rosie and Chris I hope you are well are you well? fuck's got to do with you oh yeah yeah

I'm fine sorry it's me sunstroke talking shut up I've got spotty feet no one's ever haven't talked about this yet we're not talking about it again no stop

look at me serious face I don't want to I don't want to have to stop the podcast but stop we don't care nobody cares it's cold it's a heat rash Chris face. I don't want to have to stop the podcast, but stop. We don't care. Nobody cares. It's weird. It's called, it's a heat rash, Chris.

Oh, I would have hated you. You hid this from me. What? I'm annoyed, actually. Here we go. The first two years of our relationship, you didn't act like this. Right. It was only once you'd had it. Once you had us married and a kid, then you let the real

you out, Mr. Hypochondriac. You did. This was not you that I met. Okay. Right. Reel it back in. Right. Right?

But look at me for it. No. I swear to God. Guys, it looks like someone's painted the red dots. I have a question for you. Right. What are your thoughts about sharing a roll on deodorant with someone else awful stop it

nah brackets partner siblings or parents sorry where is this I was having this

conversation with a friend who was saying it was like sharing a bar of soap nah but I disagree nah

when you apply deodorant on your armpits you're maybe already a bit sweaty so when the next person uses it there is a bit of someone else's sweat on it whereas when you share a bar of soap you're not sweaty anymore as you have the water running down your body i can't help but thinking that sharing

a deodorant is a bit gross also you uh you rinse the soap before and after you use it even if you don't do it intentionally you do that you pick up, you get it wet, you rub it in your hands, that gets the top layer off. I mean, I am really more upset than when someone offers me their roll-on deodorant. It's very upsetting. When are you in a situation that people offer you their roll-on deodorant? If you're getting ready somewhere, if you're backstage at some kind of gig, or if people have a festival show back in the day,

or a comedy club, and it'd be like, oh God, I need some deodorant, oh yeah, use mine, and it's a roll- have, you know, a festival show back in the day or a comedy club, and it'd be like, oh, God needs me, oh, yeah, use mine. And it's a roll-on. You go, get that out of my face. I've used your roll-on before when I haven't had any. And it's quite nice. Like, I smell a bit manly for the day. It's lovely.

It's quite refreshing. Are you saying I smell manly? This is new. Me. This is new. Me! This is new. Little old me. Wow. Manning me man off.

This is new development. I might go and put a shelf up or something. Gone to me head. Honestly, hey. Am I going to dig a hole in the garden? Hi, Chris and Rosie. Hi. I have a finance related question for you

Listen you've came to the right people Listen What? Come on Mr and Mrs Terrible with money You've came to the right place We'll do your tax return Come on

Listen We will tell you Whatever it is We'll tell you how much it's worth In lamps and sofas I used to do I used to do my own tax returns Oh god I did mine once

I was nearly crying It's really horrible I'd have like I'd have that box of like receipts And just going through them I'd be like Well I don't once. I was nearly crying. Oh, it's really horrible. I'd have that box of receipts and just going through them and I'd be like, well, don't know what I'm doing. Yeah.

Bad. I've thankfully took on your accountant, which is nice. I had to do all my mileage and stuff on cars. It was horrible. I used to write it in a jotter and pencil. It's terrible. It's so daunting.

And I think we might have said this before. I think they should teach that at schools. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. They need to teach you how to pay bills and how to do actual real life shit

because when you're stuck in the real world, you go, what is this? Exactly. This is the question. My boyfriend has a car. Well, what do we do?

Lord fucking dar, your highness. Goodness me. Email an idiot a show off, are you? Got a car, has he? Listen, off are you got a car has he listen my husband's got a car as well

actually how many seats it's got two seats oh no come on I'm not trying to be nasty I'm just joking it's just the weird thing it's just the weird thing

yeah my boyfriend has a car oh then in brackets I can't drive oh I feel bad now she's quite impressed by it I feel bad now she's buzzing

no yeah yeah no okay sorry she's literally watching him drive with her mouth open like, oh, wow. I need a hero. I'm holding that for her. We live together and hence you said car a lot. Things like shopping and visiting my parents, going away for weekends, etc. So basically, he's the driver, she can't drive.

Okay. No worries. parents going away for weekends etc so basically he's the driver she can't drive so you know yeah he's about to have to pay for the repair tax and insurance of his car around 1300 pounds how much do you guys think is fair for me to contribute or should i be stingy and not give him anything sorry sorry is the repair the tax and the servicing does It just... Well, this is from a non-driver. Right. So she wrote repair tax. Fuck me. Repair tax. Yeah, but when I didn't drive,

I didn't know what it was called. So there's probably the road... Repair tax. Right. What is it? There's road tax. Road tax. There's like servicing.

There's road tax, MOT. MOT. Servicing. Servicing. Insurance. Tire insurance. Yeah. Sunroof. Hair? I'm just making them up. All right, okay. MOT Servicing Insurance Tire insurance Yeah Sunroof

I'm just making them up Alright okay Yeah the sunroof cover You've got to pay your headlight mortgage Chris shut up And you've got to pay your dipstick charge Dipstick? No dipstick

Oh with the oil I mean I should have known more about the dipstick because I once broke down on Cowgate Roundabout because I didn't have enough oil in got you knackered me car

there we go devastating there we go should she so how much is it £1300 £1300 right but she gets

driven everywhere and it's their car yeah and they live together yeah what do you think I mean honestly I wouldn't

you don't think you should, do you? Ah. I mean. Well, you call my bank account. We don't have a joint account, but you call my bank account our bank account, and you call your bank account your bank account, don't you? That's your.

That's exactly where you fucking stand on it, you snake. Oh, yeah. Listen, you had a bank account for years of just you when i was just you know full-time mother and right so now it's my it was i was it was i was then you know well you know listen if he's asked for it then you probably should but if he's not mentioned it i would just say to him do they live in for that by the way do you want me to chip in for some of this considering I'm very drowned they do live together

I mean if he doesn't ask scum absolute scum don't pay for it you're one of them people who go he'd pay that £1300 and you'd come in with four cans of carl and from and go

that's because you got your car done they were £3 by the way. Well done. You would, wouldn't you? Absolutely. You would. A fucking poppadom or something. There you go. That's my contribution. I got you that poppadom?

What do you mean? You ate it? Giz it back. Giz it back then. You scum sure offer him something for god's sake

you're a bloody guy don't offer a thing until he says something then go eh I didn't I didn't even think about that of course he has a tenner

he has a poppadom well he has something right I know we've gone on a bit about this but why doesn't she just pay for the petrol right what do you mean that can be her job paying for paying for petrol i mean i'm hoping she does now and then offer to pay for the petrol who knows what anyone ferried around like the queen like the pope yeah but like my nana's never drove i doubt me nana was offering me granddad money for

his car it's their car did i never tell you about when i first started stand up and i drove a mate of mine up to edinburgh we're both gonna get the train to edinburgh and i said oh look i'll drive it'll be easier and go door to door and i drove him up and i told him how much better it was and he went ballistic what do you mean he like went off it he was like what he was like 20 quid he was like i can get the train for six quid And I went Oh sorry mate Sorry I don't price match Against fucking British Rail Sorry I

Sorry I didn't check On their site And match the price for you That's how much The petrol is you prick Now do you want to Fucking live at this service As a Berwick or not

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