Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep 130. To whom it may concern

Episode Date: August 20, 2021

This week Chris and Rosie record while the kids are in bed and it's a plonk cast. They chat Yorkshire puddings, analogies and there's a live show warm-up buzz in the air.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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So the kids are in bed. There might not be as much off-mic sort of frantic shouting, which I know you're all going to be devastated about. It's going to be a little bit quiet, aren't we? Yeah, it might be a bit more chill. It'll be like the jazz cast. This is how I feel right now. I feel sort of like Well you've put

one of your seven million lamps in the corner and the kind of it's just sort of it's shining at like a dark wooden chair so it's weird.

Have I created an ambience without even trying? No, no. It's a lamp on a chair. It's um no. It's just a little bit

sort of a little bit dull but there we go. It's exciting. If you're listening to this doing your run, sorry. Sorry and all that. We're glugging red wine like it's gone out of fashion. Eight o'clock at night and I'm getting tipsy frisky.

Eight o'clock, oh my gosh. I want to have some whiskey. But you have my whiskey. But I don't because it burns me through. Whiskey's horrible, isn't it? Well, we're currently watching Outlander and they're knocking whiskey out like it's about to get taken off them. I can't talk about Outlander. You're obsessed now, isn't it? Well, we're currently watching Outlander and they're not in a whiskey bike. Like it's about to get taken off them. I can't talk about Outlander. You're obsessed now, aren't you?

I can't stop thinking about him. I'm so sorry. I know that I'm married to him. I can't. But I'm not thinking about him solely. I'm thinking about them. I can't stop thinking about them. Yes.

So that's a bit less, you know. Yeah. If you've never watched Outlander before, me mam and and now me wife are obsessed with the main not even the main actor the character

not Sam Heughan the actor the character Jamie Fraser I wouldn't fucking kick him out of bed let's not get daft here and I'm a straight bloke

you know I can appreciate a fit six foot odd muscly ginger Scotsman as much as the next person can it's definitely. They think I am

some kind of bastard. I know what's going on. Bastard. Wee bastard. He's a wee bastard. Massive, massive apologies in advance. The podcast tour

kicks off soon. Huge apologies in advance to Edinburgh. Mainly Edinburgh. The two shows that we're doing in Edinburgh for the first shows. For the amount of times

Rosie's going to try and do your accent and shout Sassanac at you if they don't all watch I'll be genuinely check the fine print

on your contract for the ticket I genuinely did get a little fine print got a lawyer involved if you say Sassanac too much they can't get the money back

I've sorted it so we're fine but please try and rein yourself in please try and rein yourself in painful oh my gosh do you think Jamie

will be there definitely not 1746 Jamie he's my favourite honestly if that poor fucking man ever meets you or my mother

he's going to be getting a restraining order poor bloke honestly tell you what he'll be getting a threesome that's what he'll be getting that is

the worst thing that's one of the worst how much of that wine you had I'm drunk you've had like a sip of that wine you had? I'm drunk. You've had like a sip of wine you tosser. I'm topping up. Listen right. Guys it's episode.

I thought it was the monitor. It's fine we're safe. Put the baby monitor on the floor. You live on a bloody knife edge. It's horrible isn't it? Guys it's episode 130. We hope you're all good and happy and enjoying yourself wherever you are and however you're listening to this. And without further ado it's time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor.

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Why? I'm sick of it. Because she goes out to the shops and she gets on a high horse and she comes back with certain amounts of like just oh look you seen these i've got you like i'm gonna be fucking impressed well chris you seen these that i got you i got you like a packet of like dried lentils and like root root veg stalks look at that you can have them with some dry chicken Sandra I asked for I asked for oven chips but look at these though

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I mean... Yeah, great. Awful. Poor people listen to this. This is shoddy. Shoddy. Stop it. Awful.

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It's literally three seconds later. I pressed stop. I exported the file and now I'm literally three seconds later i pressed stop i exported the file and now i'm on the next one yeah i export the file i'm acting drunk well it was bad i export the file after every little bit now guys because we've lost that many episodes recently that is true but yes how are you rosie apart from being half cut no genuinely i'm i'm much better now yeah because you didn't actually say the real, we ran out of time, yes. But we sat down to do the podcast earlier and I couldn't do it because we've been so busy.

Busy. A busy little bees. Oh, have you been a busy little bee? Don't know what accent that is. Don't email in. It's not a specific accent. It's not racist. Don't email in.

No, not a specific one. It was just a funny voice. So today we have been extremely busy which means that the children our children have been with our parents quite a lot yeah i haven't seen them as much as i want to and it's a total different life because when i had robin i was obviously a full-time mom and you know when i left him i was like happy to leave him i was just like right get me out of here yeah but this time because we're so busy because covid has just ruined my life and jammed everything back in together which i'm grateful for i'm buzzing everyone's back don't dare complain no no i'm not complaining i'm not

complaining it's just really busy and today they were at your mom and dad's and i missed them so much that i couldn't do the podcast yeah i couldn't do it i felt like I felt like a half a person. And I just felt miserable. I wasn't tired. I was ready to do it. I just didn't feel whole. And then I came home. I went to the supermarket with them. And then I made a Sunday roast.

I pureed, raved some food to make me feel like a better mom. Sunday roast on a Tuesday because of mom guilt. Hey, I'm not complaining. I had six Yorkshire puddings. You really did. I did. Now I'm in the York had six Yorkshire puddings you really did did now I'm in the Yorkshire puddings and then I made

some like puree foods to make it feel less terrible and then and now I feel good now I feel like a whole person again and it's just well that's good

it's just just just to quickly go over just to highlight just to you know I wasn't really going to mention this but now that you mention it I'm going to

I'm sort of just to dissect what you're saying there so I totally get it I feel terrible for you so when you had Robin that you've mentioned it I'm going to just to dissect what you're saying there so I totally get it I feel terrible for you so when you had Robin and you were just a stay at home mam

and you were bored and you saw him too much and you felt like you had no purpose kind of yeah now with Rafe you don't see him enough and you feel like

you're too busy because you've got too much of a purpose great is there anything wrong with that see what I live with I know pick a side pick a side do you know what I live with pick a side

do you know what I'd like goldilocks too hot, too cold, too lumpy too soft, too hot crikey man stop it, I'd like to fall somewhere nicely in the middle that's what I want listen I want a three day week, three day working week

until he's three and then I'll go full time but I haven't had a maternity leave Christopher oh my god will you stop saying

you haven't I'm going to get you a fucking t-shirt with I haven't had a maternity leave on my two best friends who had babies at the same time as me

are still off okay they're very much still off great and I'm jealous as fuck you are you're very jealous of people on maternity leave

but then at the same time at the same time I'm loving what we're doing. Exactly. I don't want to complain. I just miss my beer. Now listen, back to, we touched on something very important there. What did we touch on?

Just as we were talking about that, as we were talking about your whole plan and everything you've done, we touched on something very important that I feel like the country needs to get behind. What? I feel like we need to change this for the better. What?

Pubs and restaurants who only give you one Yorkshire pudding with your Sunday dinner need to be shut down immediately. Right, okay. They need to be closed down. I don't know how we'll do it.

We'll just march in. We'll just storm the places. Right? Sick of it. Absolutely sick of it. They're not expensive to make either so I don't know why...

You ask for an extra Yorkshire pudding when you order your sunday dinner and it is like you've asked the waitress for one of our kidneys but can i just say you are horrible to have a sunday dinner with right just because you are you're like can i have an extra yorkshire pudding can i have extra gravy can i have and you just ask for loads of extra stuff and i just want to go can you just give him like a kid's portion. Like on the side. Yeah. Yeah. Because you don't look like a big fat greedy pig.

Right. But you are. Yes. It's weird, isn't it? I'm very, yeah. I eat a lot. You do. You eat so much.

Yeah. But your metabolism is just shocking. It's because I'm riddled with stress. Riddled with stress and anxiety. Stress and anxiety. And it burns those calories, bitches. I wish I was. Oh, burns them off.

Honestly. It's great, man. Oh, living in this head. Try five minutes in here. It's like a fucking, it's like the Great North Run, constantly. It's brilliant.

Well, I'm saying, is it? I know this. It's hard work. We all know this. We all know this by now. The nervous energy. But yeah, no, stop it.

Please, stop. Like, literally, I'll pay. I'll pay for the Yorkshire Puddin'. I'm not bothered. I just want an extra Yorkshire Puddin'. I think you do. I don't think they just give you it for now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, please. Stop, like, literally, I'll pay. I'll pay for the Yorkshire pudding. I'm not bothered. I just want an extra Yorkshire pudding. I think you do. I don't think they just give you it for an out.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Have I been paid extra for these Yorkshire puddings? Are you kidding me? I was bullshitting there saying I was happy to pay. Are you kidding me? Of course you are.

How much money have I been losing hand over fist getting extra Yorkshire puddings these days? Well, how much do you think? I'm saying a nice place, probably an extra pound. Fuck your Puddle. I know.

And do you know what's shocking about that? Five pence to make a Yorkshire pudding. Do you know, you don't know how to make a Yorkshire pudding do you yes alright tell us flour egg

oil butter no yeast no baking soda no oil of all air

no links I don't know oh do you want links in your Yorkshire I panicked it was milk oh it was milk

it's such an easy milk's a given you've got to assume milk was there anyway no milk is not a given why milk's the base alright then that's the most

ridiculous thing I've ever heard I implied I implied milk what do you have in your juice juice what else

nothing milk oh no water's just a given you're getting undiluted juice then you moron and milk What do you have in your juice? Juice? What else? Nothing? Oh, no. Water's just a given. You're getting undiluted juice there, you moron. And milk. You picked a terrible analogy because water is a given.

If you ask for juice and someone just brings you an inch of a glass full with concentrated Robinson's, you go, what the fuck are you doing? You've come the wrong side of the analogy like you always do. Can I tell you, I don't know what analogies are. I'm not very good at them. That's good. You. Good job we're on one of the biggest spoken word mediums in the country. You fucking charlatans.

Have I used as a beef that you do analogies all the time? You do about 75 analogies a day. My beef with you, Chris, is that you can explain things in form of a little story and you're quite a good linguist. Oh, great. Great. What a beef that is. Oh, great. Great. What a beef that is. Infuriating.

Yeah. That'll be one of the things. You know, when I'm talking to my friends in years to come, we're divorced and we're slagging my husbands off. I'll be like,

used to doing analogies all the time. Yeah. And they're like, shit. And they'll go, what's an analogy? And you'll go,

I don't know, I'm a scumbag. And I'll be honest with you, since the divorce is, me IQ's dropped. I've just given up. Normally, I don't know, I'm a scumbag. And I'll be honest with you, since the divorce is, me IQ's dropped. I've just given up. Normally I don't make noises. I've got a little boot of things with pictures

on and I just point at them so people know what I'm saying because I'm fucking a moron. Shut up, man. Get a babadooba and brush your teeth. I think I'm drunk as well. Babadooba, babadooba, babadooba. So very excitingly, we did the warm-ups for the podcast tour.

We did. We did a full week and a half in the office slash our living room with the team, going through it and planning stuff out and making all the content and things. Because people who are coming to see the show and people who may, if you listen to this,

and you might think about getting tickets for the December shows, it's not just us sitting on the stage doing the podcast like we do now. There's bits and bobs. Extra. It is that. It's got that in it because otherwise it wouldn't be the podcast tour, but it's got some extras. I've really enjoyed that moment.

We've got the part with the flying carpet. The camel that comes on at the end. Stop, because people are stupid and someone will sit there the whole fucking time. Someone will half listen to this while they're doing something and they'll say it to their friend there's a bit with a flying carpet

and they'll sit fucking waiting for the whole show. No, they'll sit waiting for the whole show with a flying carpet and it won't happen. Good. Oh,

don't. But it's not going to be on TripAdvisor, so who gives a shit? I probably will, everything's on there. I tell you, TripAdvisor, TripAdvisor,

that I hate TripAdvisor because I check that every time I stay somewhere and I can't book anyway. Because everyone hates everything. I know, Chris, but you've still, you've got to check it and you've got to read it. Yeah.

But then people, and they go, first of all, I didn't want to write this. And you're like, well, you are. There you are. So I've got a gun to your head, I think. Writing on TripAdvisor. And it's always something. They've always been annoyed about one thing

and it's just led on to everything else. And I'm like, I don't think you'd be annoyed at that if it wasn't for that one thing. And they're always busy emailing someone who hasn't replied from the hotel trying to get the money back. And I'm like, why are you taking this out on the towels? You know what I mean?

So I can't book anywhere. I know exactly. I want to go to London with the kids and my mum and I can't book anything because don't just don't don't read the TripAdvisor reviews it's pointless

you've got to read them though Chris because what have you got there in the hotel I didn't want to read this but here I am reading it don't read it I know because I'm going to get the hotel and if it's a piece of shit

I'll go on TripAdvisor and go it's only got four stars why didn't I fucking read it four stars alright man bloody Beyonce I'm sorry but if you're staying at if you're staying at a two star or below four stars, why didn't I fucking read it? Four stars, alright man, bloody Beyonce. I'm sorry,

but if you're staying at a two star or below TripAdvisor hotel, then you won't get looked at. I always feel weird when I see like a takeaway or something

and they've got their food hygiene rating outside on the poster and it's like a three or a four and you go, why have you put that on the door?

They've got to, they've got to. Oh Jesus. That's like the worst. No, I think it's the law, I think it's on the door they've got to they've got to oh Jesus I think it's that's like the worst no I think it's the law I think it's the law they've got to have it

on the front of the door and then when you go oh no yeah I'm sorry you might think I'm being a snob about a four

but something I'm going to put in my body that's been cooked by someone else it has to be I don't think that's a snobby thing

I'm sorry our house our kitchen is clean and we eat from there why would we pay to eat somewhere else that isn't as clean as our own house for hygiene at this kebab place absolutely lovely tastes amazing tiny bit of human shit once it might not happen again four stars i'm all right then i'm not going i'm absolutely fine i think sometimes because my friend used to own

like a cafe thing, and sometimes you can lose a star for something really little, like having nail varnish on. Really? Yeah, so maybe it's not as... Oh, there he is. He's coughing. There he is.

Little COVID baby. We're joking, he hasn't got COVID. He's just got a cough that's lasted forever. But we've had a check now. Yeah, no, he's not COVID. No, he's not COVID. He's got a virus. They'll send people around. Who will they send?

The people who come and take E.T. away in E.T. Oh, yeah. They put a big tube outside the house and take him away. I could do with getting the place fumigated. I wouldn't mind. I would allow it. Anyway, listen, we're talking about the live shows. The live shows were amazing.

Live comedy's back. Yeah. I stood and looked through the curtain before the show and burst into tears. You did. Then I gathered meself and I came into the dressing room and I started trying to tell you a funny story about how I cried at the side of stage

and I started crying again. Yeah. And it was amazing. And the standing, I wasn't even going to say about the standing ovation, but it came out of my mouth there. We've got a standing ovation. We did get a standing ovation.

I said it and I don't care. I don't care. You know, I wrote it like five times on Twitter then deleted it because I couldn't write it without sounding like a twat what do you mean I just never talk

about things like this but we've got a stand ovation at night for the warm up show and I've never I hardly get them for stand up shows never mind a warm up show of a podcast show

so I was very excited but I just kept it I didn't put it out it took us by surprise it did not gonna lie there's a photo on Instagram of us cuddling each other

and I'm shouting yeah yeah we're getting a standing ovation rosie that was very cool it's very very exciting thank you everyone

who came thank you who came yes thank you everyone who's got tickets and we can't wait to bloody say yes can't wait live

comedy's back bitches i'm currently wondering what to drink on stage because i had wine on the first show and i did prefer that

and then i had gin and tonic on the next show and i did burp quite a lot so gin and tonic on the next show and I did burp quite a lot so I think I'm going to have to stick with the wine so like you know there's a few things in the show to iron out as you can hear Jesus Christ

I'm going to workshop my ideas next week get a case in do you know what's funny? I have ignored emails about the tour and I'm sat here wondering what to drink. Priorities. God, honestly.

But yeah, it's going to be awesome. It's time for What's Your Beef? What's Your Beef? Beef, beef, beef. Shit bag. Oh, no, not going to get it. No, no. I don't know who that is.

I'm too good, I can't be arsed. Right, okay. Can't be arsed. There we go. She's having meetings about what to drink on stage, but can't be arsed to bring you one of the beloved beef characters. But you never know, they might be on the tour. Now listen, ladies first or gentlemen first?

Do you know what? You go first. All right then. Why not? Okay go first. All right, then. Why not? Okay, okay. Yeah, I was looking at you. My beef. No, no.

My beef. I know exactly what my beef is. I don't need to look at my computer. I do have to see my beef. Really? I need to look down at the floor, don't I? Why? To my feet, don't I?

What do you mean? To see what my beef is. I'll tell you exactly what I mean. The other night. To the feet, Tan. The other night. Oh, get over yourself. Listen to me.

Listen, you get over yourself. Guys, guys, let me take you back all the way back to two nights ago we're in the bathroom that just goes off our bedroom both children are asleep

it's called an en suite Chris didn't want to sound didn't want to sound posh hey listen level up level up level up I'm trying to

I've got the first en suite we've ever had is it no how dare you there was an en suite in the one storey glory you can't was an en suite In the one story glory You can't have an en suite

In a bungalow Because they're all Just on the same level And right next door To each other So I'm sorry You can't call it An en suite

It was a bathroom Coming off the bedroom And the only way To access that bathroom Was through the bedroom So you take That back Okay

No actually Okay fair enough Fair enough Honestly There's not many things Getting me really angry, but anyone slagging off the one-story glory... I mean, I still can't get over...

I still can't get over a 27-year-old man buying a bungalow. Listen, I bought a bungalow. It was a brand-new bungalow. It was great. I'll never forget the look on Ed Sheeran's face when he turned up and said, is this really your house?

Right? Listen. Why do you live in a bungalow? Not, he didn't say it in like a, is this really your house? Like impressed. He was like. This house.

Not that one next to it. No. This little one. This little one story one in the estate of all other one story ones. I don't know how you did it. I can't believe it. Slagging it off,

but you were quick enough to come and move in, weren't you? Yeah, well, I was living in a one-bedroom flat with me mum, so, you know. Beggars can't be choosers. I'll move to the bungalow. Beggars can't be choosers.

Now, listen. So, a couple of nights ago, guys, we were in the en suite, right? Rosie's lathering fake tan on herself like a blooming suckling pig getting basted, right? Just buttering herself up with a fucking stupid fake tan mitt on, right? And I've got to do her back.

I love fake tan. I've got to do her back like fucking karate kids. That's horrible, by the way. Shout out to all the blokes out there who've got to do her back I love fake tan I've got to do her back like fucking karate kids that's horrible by the way shout out all the blokes out there who've got to do the fake tan you just get into bed don't you lads

lads you just get into bed and she shouts can you do me can you do me back I'm going out tomorrow I've got that thing tomorrow can you do me tan on me back

yes of course no problem and you can just climb into this back yes of course no problem and you can just climb into this bed climb into these bed sheets and we'll look like we've had a fucking mud fight so anyway i've got to put the oven glove on and put your fake tan on your back and then you started you continue to do the fake tan and you said to me will you go and grab that mirror for us from behind the bath now we've got like the bath sort of stands off the wall and there's a mirror that rosie sort of put down the wall and there's a mirror that Rosie sort of

put down the back there's no mirrors you need a mirror to see what you're doing basically the house we moved into guys we've just because we're lazy as fuck

we've just reused the screws and the fixings that they had in for their mirrors but their mirrors were clearly longer than ours

so we've just clearly longer or they are giants so we've just hung our mirrors onto their fixings and in most of our bath we've just clearly longer or they are giants yeah so we've just hung our mirrors onto their fixings and in most of our bathroom like in well we've got we've got the toilet downstairs and got two bathrooms upstairs you can in the mirror you can only see your forehead you can only see your

forehead you know me mom can't even see her forehead well i can see from me i can see from my top lip up and i know you can just see your see nothing yeah so we need to sort that out i'm too fucking busy anyway right so there's another there's a there's a auxiliary fake tan mirror down the side of the bath so i pick this fake tan mirror up and i start walking across the ensuite and fucking the clumsiest woman on the planet here drops i don't know how you did it it was like a cartoon you know in a cartoon when they've got a thing in their hand they go like one of them scenes yeah well i'm seeing the cartoon where they're kind of everyone's like juggling the thing and everyone's trying to get it

like whatever the thing is do you know what i mean yeah and you like juggled it around your hand and you went shit and you dropped a bottle of fake time in the air first you essentially threw it in the air trying to catch it and it went up in the air and it plummeted down and it landed the entire thing landed corner side down on my the toe next to my little toe on my left foot while i was carrying the mirror and it didn't it didn't even make a noise you thought it hit the floor and make a noise i hit the phone blake it just literally went bunk on me toe and then fell onto the floor the whole way if it hit my toe all right it hurt so much it hurt so much well listen and listen both kids were in bed so i couldn't scream and i was holding a fucking mirror so i just had to freeze in place and then you did that thing

where you just started asking us and talking it was when i hurt myself no i was saying sorry i was actually apologizing chris i said sorry sorry sorry sorry and you went shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and i went well fuck you yeah yeah and then we had an argument so that was fun but that that's what i'm not my beef isn't that you did it my beef is that afterwards you had zero sympathy and you are just you know in the middle of the night i woke up and i said my toes really hurting do you not understand right you don't understand how angry i was that i did that because of all the people i'd had less jip off rave i could have dropped that on Rafe's little baby seven-month toe and he would have moaned less than you do.

So in my head, all I thought was this is the worst person that this tan could have hit off because all he's going to do now. Well, you said it, you thought it was broke about seven times. Yeah, that was it. So I woke up in the middle of the night and the DV had touched it. I was really annoyed at myself. I went, I think my toe's broke. You went, oh, for fuck's sake. Pathetic. And I'm like, it could be broke. Evidently, it wasn't broke. in the middle of the night and the DV had touched it I was really annoyed at myself I went I think I think my toes broke you went you went

oh for fuck's sake pathetic and I'm like it could be broke evidently it wasn't broke it was just hurting a lot it's not it wasn't even that bad

if you think that's but I do stuff like that all the time I do something like that every nearly every day I hurt myself in that capacity

you need to be more careful because I got caught in the fire alarm that time it was awful yeah anyway how was your toe today it's bruised it's purple right but it's alright is it actually You need to be more careful. Because I got caught in the fire alarm that time. It was awful. Yeah. Anyway. How was your tour today?

It's bruised. It's purple. Right. But it's alright. Is it actually? I'll get there. Yeah. Yeah, look.

Let me see. Yeah. There's nothing. There is nothing. You are fucking full of it. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. I was going to say I'd put a photo on, but I don't want to put a photo on me. No, don't put a photo on you.

People will get upset. People will vomit. My beef with you is you have started eating apples like a pirate and you don't like it have I mentioned this before no because you only

you only do it every so often you started using a really sharp knife eating it like the burglar from dennis and i don't like it you're gonna cut yourself someone's gonna get hurt so you need to stop i'm only gonna cut myself if you're the one eating it like that and you drop the knife

on me too right it's horrible to watch're the one eating it like that and you drop the knife on me too. Right. It's horrible to watch. It's something really creepy and porny about it, and I don't like it. So you just get the apple and you cut it from the bottom. What film is it that they do it? Is it Dennis? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a baddie?

Yeah. And you eat it off the knife? Oh, don't do it. You eat it off the knife, yeah. Honestly, I didn't realise I was that upset because I didn't know the idea how a producer was upset because I didn't the idea our producer was here and it was me and he did

when people were here that was even more embarrassing oh well what's what's what's do I go lock myself in the toilet and eat a fucking apple Christopher

get a chopping board chop it up and put it on a plate I just feel powerful sitting with a knife I'm joking no it's such a chauvinist pig move

what no I just I don't like eating an apple without I like to cut it up but sometimes I save a plate. I just, I don't like eating an apple without, I like to cut it up but sometimes I save a plate

and I just cut it up and eat it while I'm cutting it up. Well, it was horrible to watch. Anyway, I know you were trying to be sexy. I was not trying to be sexy. That is offensive.

I wasn't trying to be sexy at all. That's terrible. Were you trying to be hard? I wouldn't know how to be sexy. No. Were you trying to be like, tough, tough guy?

No, I just wanted to eat an apple and I just wanted to chop it up I'm really I'm really sorry it offended you so much it's just awful and I couldn't say anything

at the time because I wanted to save it for this so I had to I had to witness it that is the bane of our life something I know

something happens and I think I've got to pull her up for that and I think oh fuck I've got to keep her for the party I've got to wait a week best as on one

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Hi, Chris and Rosie. I have been with my boyfriend for around four years before me he was in a relationship with a girl for around three years who he split up with around a year before we got together Jesus right so three year in a relationship year off four years in this one yeah at the time of their

break up she wrote a lot of stuff about him his mum and his sister on Facebook she was very bitter and called his mum a fat slag gee whiz etc

that's not very nice so safe to say the family don't keep in contact with her yeah when you call someone's mum a fat slag on Facebook you get kicked off

the Christmas card list that's the rules it's not great well you would think yeah okay they weren't married and had no kids or house, so it was very easy to make a clean break.

Got you. That's what you want, innit? Clean break. You want... Plaster off. Yeah, no marriage, no kids, no house, no dog. Dogs are the new one. Okay, yeah.

Just stay together for the dog. Fuck that. Right, okay. Anyway, when I first started going to his house, I noticed there were still some pictures of him and her at special occasions up in their living room family wedding a holiday etc okay then about a year into the relationship his mum asked me to pop into her bedroom to get her kindle from the side of the bed

i had never been in her room before in brackets and i noticed on the wall was a big canvas of the full family from a few years previously, including his sister's boyfriend, now husband, and my boyfriend's ex. A full canvas? Full, fully blown canvas. You don't get the three-year girlfriends and boyfriends in the family canvas. That's a bit much. Do you think?

Well, it's now the sister's husband. Well, that one was fine, so there's a 50-50 chance it's going to go shit. Yeah, but you can't be keeping it. Anyway, okay. I felt a bit funny about it, and in my head I was like, why is that still up? But I didn't say anything. But then again, you can't take the full family canvas down just because the boyfriend, the son's got a new girlfriend, can you?

Can you not, like... I don't know. I would. I mean, personally, I wouldn't have a canvas of my entire family hanging up my bedroom with boyfriend it's weird it is a bit weird put it in the hallway

put it in the living room put it I was going to say kitchen but that's even weirder so do you think it's weird I was thinking about putting pictures of the kids in our bedroom

is it weird they're our kids that's fine now these are our mum's kids yeah but this is adults she's got a full picture of a canvas of adults

loads of adults in her room but still your kids though it's weird and then when they get partners they'll be you of adults loads of kids though it's weird and then when they get partners they'll be you know oh i don't know okay it's time to chris we're not at that point yet you can't judge we're not there yet we might want to canvas this shit out of our environment so okay so it's now four years on and these pictures are still up in the house okay four years on chris they're still up including the one of them as a couple just the two of them at a wedding in

the living room them two as a couple okay that's weird yes that's weird yes right horrible can you imagine so also the living room has been redecorated in between and these have been re-put up wow his granddad recently moved into a care home well just before, and we hadn't been able to visit him because of restrictions. Imagine my horror when we went to see him a couple of weeks ago and walked into his room and on the wall is an A3 picture of my boyfriend, his grandad and his ex. Oh, you can't let him, you can't make the grandad get rid of that. It is from a holiday they went on for his dad's 50th

and they were in front of the Sydney Harbour Bridge. So I get it is a special occasion and maybe a nice memory for his grandad, but honestly, my heart sank. Oh, what, fuck you. No, I'm not. No, I'm sorry, this poor girl. Don't be dictating what the grandad has up in his cage.

Chris, I know, but at the end of the day, this poor lass is just walking round everybody's house without looking at a picture of her and her boyfriend. All right, okay. Well, maybe she should try harder. Maybe she's not making the impact she thinks she is. Wonder who his ex-girlfriend was. Little Cindy Crawford.

She just looks nicer than you, Steph. I'm sorry, babes. She's the nicer I look at. The dog doesn't it doesn't set the dog off she took the she took the grandad to Australia what have you done

what oh oh I'm being deliberately awful I'm being deliberately awful I'm sorry okay so what does it say next right

I feel I have to add there is not one photo of me anyway in his mum's house in his grandad's etc but these all remain when me and my

boyfriend have been on holidays or at events I have started going to boots and printing off photos and giving them to his mum

on purpose saying I thought you might like this bless her heart that's so desperate I feel so sorry for her look and I

framed it and here's a nail and here's a hammer oh what you've got oh you've got plasterboard

don't worry here's a roll plug and a screw here's me Makita I've just charged it why have I got all this with us just coincidence Oh what you've got Oh you've got plasterboard Don't worry Here's a roll plug And a screw Here's me Makita I've just charged it Why have I got all this with us Just coincidence

Bless her heart It says that the mam She always gushes over them But they never appear In a frame or on a wall We have been to about Six weddings Five holidays

Numerous occasions For photos And I always give her a copy The whole family apparently cannot stand this girl and apart from the photo scenario have all been so welcoming and friendly and i love them to pieces his nieces call me aunt and we all go for weekends away day trips and spend a lot of time together as they are a close family me and my boyfriend bought a house together a year and a half ago and i almost expected him to bring one of the bloody photos for his bedside table when we moved in um said am i being a psycho is it really weird that these

photos just remain and none of them acknowledge it i and it's i haven't said anything to her as i don't want to offend his mom but i cannot stop thinking about it do they look similar is a question i've got right do they look similar and a question I've got. Right. Do they look similar? And are people just not realising? How similar you got to look? I don't know. Really? I don't know. All I can think is they either look similar

or he looks so good in those photos that they're like, look, we can't. Or they look good in the photo. Maybe. But the grandad, I'm sorry, I'm not on board with getting the grandad to move here. He's in front of Sydney Harbour Bridge. It doesn't matter if the boy...

He might not realise that it's a different girlfriend. But if the son's not going out there anymore, it doesn't matter to the Grandad. That was just a nice time he had with those two people. Do you know what I mean? Okay. There's only one answer. What's that?

Photoshop. Right. She needs to covertly take these photos one by one. Don't get us wrong, the Grandad won A3. Going to be a bit difficult. But she needs to take them one by one, Photoshop her face over the other person's face and bring them back.

Just leave it. Yeah. And are you acting like a psycho? If you do that, yes. But God damn it, I'd respect you. Oh God, I'd respect her so much. There's a bit at the end here, which I find a bit sad and I can get it.

It said, about two years ago, I did mention my boyfriend about them casually and he looked at me as if I was weird for asking I'm currently pregnant and I keep thinking when my child learns to talk they will ask who is this lady in all the pictures with daddy is she my real mummy why right no okay I didn't realize she's pregnant all right yeah you gotta get rid of the photos yeah you gotta get rid of the photos imagine that they've got to go mummy who's that listen I've lived with you twice pregnant.

She will get to a certain level of pregnancy and she'll just fucking see it. She's going to flip into it. She'll just see it. She'll not give a fuck. Or she'll rip them off the wall and bash them off the man's head. You disrespect me every day!

She could just take the pictures out of the frames and eat them, sit there chewing them and go, Oh, sorry, it's me craving, pregnancy craving. I crave photos of bitches I don't like. Bitches be tripping.

Dear Chris and Rosie, I've just listened to today's episode and after hearing the story of the lady whose dad fixed her laptop and organised her mortifying photos, remember? Yeah. I knew I needed to email you a similar story. Okay. Please, please, please keep me anonymous.'ll understand why okay of course it was around 2007 i was about 14 and my dad had a load of old music of his stored on a hard drive which he said i could put on my ipod

he hadn't told me which folder had the music in it and because my dad is a maniac none of the folders had actual proper labels on, just random numbers. So I had to click through every folder to try and figure out where the music I wanted was. And there it was. The folder I innocently clicked on. Oh, what? Suddenly opened to reveal photos of my mum and dad having sex. Awful.

Oh, yeah. mum and dad having sex. Oh, yeah. I immediately removed the hard drive, put it back in my dad's study and genuinely cried with shock and horror at what I had witnessed. I didn't go back for the music. I didn't think it was worth it.

I mean, that would have to be so... That would have to be like Bob Marley's last concert live footage or something for me to go back. There's no fucking time. I didn't think it was worth it never go back so how old is she 14 and was it recent pictures it's hard we're talking hard drive here so we're talking i just don't know in what part of your marriage you go should we start taking pictures of work yeah isn't that a new thing isn't that like a new

relationship well if it's like if the daughter's 14 even if it's now if they got together yeah it's possible that the hard drives and things weren't a thing so yeah

put them on a hard drive it's a new thing oh what are you saving them for I mean organise your folders dude is the main thing I'm doing but why

I don't understand why why we would would we right we're married right listen listen we're married would you take Listen, listen, we're married. Would you take photos and just keep them on a hard drive?

When are you going to look at them? I never take photos of you during the day clothed doing stuff anyway. You always tell me I'm for this. No, I'm talking about sexy pictures though. Yeah, I'm not going to start doing that. Why? Now, I mean, now I'm offended. Now you're offended.

Rosie, I can't, Chris, take a photo of me and Rafe. Chris, take a photo of this. Photo. There you go, Rosie. Oh, I look terrible in that can you fucking imagine I've got to delete and redo them 45 times

when you've got clothes on and you're standing fucking miles away imagine you're bent ow I take a photo oh don't oh no look at me balloon that looks weird

in that one retake it oh turn the flash off man I've got like slime on me in her thigh ew honestly it would be

that is so unnecessary it would be a nightmare right fair enough it would be a nightmare. Right, fair enough. It would be a nightmare. Well, obviously, you know, this couple are very confident. Listen, the scene meal's not finished. Oh, shit.

Right, okay. To this day, I have never told them what I saw and it still sends shivers down my spine when I think about it. Another similar story, when my teenage stepson got his first phone, his mum linked it up to her Apple account, not realising that it would mean all of her photos would be copied over onto his phone. Let's just say he saw a lot more of his mum and stepdad than he ever wanted to see. Why is everyone taking pictures all of a sudden? He also couldn't find the words to say what had happened and

just handed me the phone. So I saw my husband's ex in her full glory and haven't been able to look her in the eyes since. This was well over a year ago. It's still very uncomfortable. Wow. I could obviously empathise having been in the exact same position as him when I was a teenager.

So as a word of warning, if linking your Apple accounts to your children's phone slash iPads, make sure photosync is off. It makes for a very awkward situation for both parent and child. That is very good advice. Some bloody good advice that we've just got given there.

Thank you. We're not at the teenage years yet but we need to remember that. Absolutely shocking that that is a bit of advice someone has given out these days and that we have just applauded it. Like, what is the world? Yeah, but, well, I'm sorry but if people are going to go around taking pictures of sex, you need to be warned about that. Taking pictures of sex.

But you phrased it like photos of Bigfoot. Like, you know, I'm going to go and get these photos developed. I've got a photo of some sex. Some sex. A spot of sex in the bushes. It's just like when photos were new and you might have done it. Do you know what I mean? Do you mean digital cameras and stuff

when you digital cameras not when photos when you no I mean like digital cameras and then like when phones were about

and you're like what there's a camera on my phone right let's get your dick out do you know what I mean but it was ever

listen I may or may not have said that there's a camera on my phone get your dick out and that's why we were kicked out of the car phone

warehouse but it was exciting and new now no phone get your dick out. And that's why we were kicked out of the car phone warehouse. But it was exciting and new. Now, I just, no. I don't get it. I'm so boring. Honestly. Honestly, I'm alright for documenting. I don't take photos on holiday.

I'm just too busy enjoying it. I'm not going to take photos while I'm having sex. Cranky. Too busy enjoying it. Holiday is a week long. Sex is about 30 seconds. Who are you having sex with? Myself, twice. Hi, Rosie and Chris.

Just thought I would share my most embarrassing moment on a national podcast. Yeah. Thank you. A few years ago, I went for a spa day with my sister It was a lovely little spa It had lots of creams, potions and lotions To try on in the section near the hot tub Always up for a nice pamper

Using free products I headed over to the section in front of a hot tub Full of a hen do Free lotions and potions On the station there was a cup of make up remover Blue liquid And then lots of bottles and tubes of posh expensive creams. I grabbed a couple of cotton pads and used the blue liquid to remove all of my impurities before heading for the eye cream.

One of the spa employees started to give me the eye, so I thought it was because I was using too much product. After a couple of minutes, she approached me and removed the cup of blue liquid, which to my horror and to the hen do's delight was actually a melted blue slush puppy that one of them had left on the side. Can you imagine

oh i love that so much isn't that i love silly ones like that that is so they were sitting and they'd had a melted blue there's a melted blue slush puppy and she woke up and dipped a fucking cotton pad and started washing her face essentially washing her face with a blue slush puppy. She said I thought it was a bit sticky. Oh, that is just delicious. God love her. Oh, bless her heart. I love that.

But do you know what I would have loved more? What? If I'd have been in that hen party and you knew that was your slush puppy. Right. You'd be like, oh, babes. It's not. I'm a bit annoyed they said nothing, like.

I know I would have to say something. I would have to say something. I'd have to go, that's not. I'm a bit annoyed they said nothing, like. I know, I would have to say something. I would have to say something. I'd have to go, that's not what you think it is. And that's absolutely fine. Don't feel embarrassed. But that's me slush of earlier. God, love it. They had intense anti-aging cream in small balloons with knots tied in.

I had to bite a hole in the balloon to get the cream out. It's a used condom, love. Oh, Chris. It's a used condom. I didn't know what you were talking about then. Mangy. He's gone through the bins. He's gone through the bins to get a make-up off.

Okay, now. Here you poor bin. Dear Rosie and Chris, Below is a sign put on the communal door of the flat that I live in that was put up last year. Now, they've sent a photo of what the sign was, okay? Okay. This is the sign.

I've got to read the sign and then go back to the email. There's a lot of admin going on here. Right. To whom it may concern, the council have asked us to write... To read whom? What did I say? Home.

To whom? I've had a bit of wine to whom to whom to whom it may concern are you doing the best you said to whom it may concern listen is it W H O M

yeah so it's to whom it may concern see I've never I've never read to whom it may concern I've never read the word whom written down I've only heard it have you not?

So I didn't know that that's how it spells. Oh, sorry. Wordsmith. Wordsmith Ramses never read the word whom out loud. Okay. Fake piece of shit. Okay, okay. I've tasted my own medicine.

Oh, make me a concert. Here are you. Here are you. Here is my home. Here is my home. Welcome to my home. Wipe your shoes before you come in. All right, man. All right.

Okay, very good. Very good. Let's all have a laugh at me, right? I'm going home to bed. Home, sweet home. Listen. To whom it may concern. This is what the letter says.

To whom it may concern. The council have asked us to write this letter before they investigate. You may not be fully aware how sound travels between these properties. Whilst we are not fully aware who may be causing the noise, we are able to hear your, scare quotes, love making quite clearly. We don't wish to cause you embarrassment, especially if it isn't you, but it does often wake us up in the night and we are unable to get back to sleep.

We also find the language offensive. Why is that funny? Is the language during the lovemaking or is it so listen you how dare you sway whilst having sex okay language offensive the police have been informed of the foul and abusive language what we hope that you can understand our position and if you could please attempt to be a little bit quieter it would be greatly appreciated. We reserve the right to initiate civil proceedings.

Thank you in advance. Now the most incredible thing about this letter is to whom it may concern you might be fully aware we don't wish to cause and then the we hope you can understand and then thank you in advance are all in blue

in kind of like a comic sans. Right. And then the council have asked can understand and then thank you in advance are all in blue in kind of like a comic sans right and then the council have asked us to write this letter before they investigate the police have been informed of the foul and bruised language and we reserve the right to initiate civil proceedings are in times new roman and black and they've been added in at different points so someone wrote this then handed it to someone who knows law who they know and they added them in and they haven't put all the fonts the same beautiful it's almost like the teacher's markings over the top it's very good so was that the person who sent that in was that on their door well listen yeah so it was on it was on the communal door of the flats right so she's written here how embarrassing myself and my boyfriend

laughed so much when this was put up my boyfriend even even wrote underneath the lovemaking was good get over it. The next day it was removed. I mean Jesus can loud lovemaking land me in court? Is it really much of an issue? I was on our balcony one Monday evening recently watering my plants when the door opens from a man upstairs asking me to keep my noise down whilst having sex. I was absolutely mortified and basically called him rude. How dare he? I'm quite a prude when talking about sex. I was absolutely mortified and basically called him rude. How dare he? I'm quite a prude when talking about sex. I go all red. I'm so confused. Who's having sex? She was

having sex. Yeah, the person who wrote the letter. Oh, the people upstairs were having sex? The person who wrote the email was having sex. While watering our plants? No! I'm so confused. No, she was watering her plants and he's popped his head out and went,

yeah, love, keep it down when you're shagging, by the way. So it is her making all the noise in all the foul language. Oh, Christ. Was that not clear the way I said it? No, because you said it was on the communal thing. Because they didn't know who it was. Right, so I didn't know if she was right

and saying it's not me. The guy above must know. So the whole flat must be sick of it. The whole building must be sick of it. Oh, Christ. Keep it down. That's all. That know so the whole flat must be sick of it the whole building must be sick of it oh Christ keep it down that's all that is so

I know we're laughing but I mean the foul language thing just threw us off the foul language thing was hilarious because what like what are they saying

oh yeah yeah bastard sassanack they're not saying it to you yeah it's not aimed at you they're saying it to each other

let's in all honesty here we don't know how bad they're going they could be throwing racial slurs and it could go really dark that stupid bitch of his what a slack the people at 14 are dicks

why are you saying that during sex just get us off they're listening they're listening right look listen right i i'm look i'm i am i've got to be honest with you i'm sorry but i'm i'm not i'm not on board with the way they've written the letter but i am on board with the there's nothing worse than having noisy neighbors there's nothing worse and if it's shagging as well if it's loud horrible shagging sorry love look i know she's written she's called herself the loud love maker.

She says, well do you think people should keep their noises down during sex or do you think people should enjoy every moment of it? Enjoy it but you don't need to scream and shout like a fucking psycho. No, I'm sorry, if you live in a flat or shared accommodation I put a lid on it. Oh, the amount of times. Shahada's at first.

She's lost us. The amount of times I've been in hotels and I've heard people shagging in the room next door and it just fucking annoys us so much

see I think hotels are a little bit different well the difference is I go to hotels for different reasons than other people go to hotels I literally am there

for work yeah see other people aren't sometimes I get there three in the morning and I'm leaving two the next day so I keep

I understand I keep much more ridiculous hours from other people and if it's a Friday and you've gone to a lovely hotel somewhere and you've gone to a lovely hotel somewhere

and you've gone for a bit of hanky panky people sometimes go to hotels to be loud because they might live in a flat

above somebody go fucking camping is all I'm saying there's loads of people camping don't be shagging loud in a hotel when I'm next door

have you ever woke up in a tent it's full of like condensation imagine shagging in that tents are the worst tents are just the worst

but yeah I just I don't understand people who have to fucking scream and shout every single time they have sex now and then

you know you've had a few drinks it's a special occasion you know you're going a bit daft you're putting something on or whatever going for it

every time it's like your mum's your mum's a bitch like but every time yeah it's a bit intense that's like that's like every time's love your mum's a bitch like but every time yeah it's a bit intense that's like that's like every time

you're going to the gym working out until you're high up like every time you know do you ever just do a cheeky 5k on the treadmill no I fucking taste blood and shit myself

every time good okay you are banned from the gym Mr Maniac as always thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of Shagmire Denied, which is now part of the Acast Creator Network. Yes, thank you very much.

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