Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep 214. Spirito Di Punto

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie get nostalgic for 90's adverts and have to get siblings involved for some clarity. There is some fantastic missed heard lyrics, a sample fiasco and a terrapin story. All of this plus the couples weekly beefs. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Right, is this because there was some... Right, okay, so we watched the Raoul Mote thing on ITV last night. It's very good. Very good. But obviously, we're from the area, so we spot the ones who are the real Geordies and the ones who are just putting the Geordies on. The rest of the country can't spot it, let's be honest here. I think they are all northern.

Right. But obviously, when jordy's go on the telly you have to see everything properly like well that's the thing isn't it we wouldn't normally see all of these words so basically instead of going sort of a little bit posher what they do is they go more jordy but they do it slower and they add all of the words of the sentence which we would never see Whereas normal people from the North East, we like to cut out some sentences and the ends and take the I-N-G off words, like shopping. But they will say shopping.

They'll say shopping. And it makes them sound drunk. And taking. And going. Fucking stupid-ing. But it's very good drama so far. Oh, God. I mean, what an awful, awful story.

Our mate, isn't it? Our mate, Neil Gr Our mate Neil Granger. Neil Granger's in it. Apparently he gets even more to do in episode two and three. Oh, good, because there was a scene where he didn't say anything and I thought, Neil, man, get on with the directors. I was like, there should have been a close-up there. I was like, we need a close-up on Neil's face here.

We didn't get it, but apparently he does more in episode two and three. If you don't know who Neil is, he played Javis in Heaven. Have I never told you about it? Right, I was thinking about this last night after I watched it first of all we've only seen episode 1 they did do that thing that they do on all the

on demands on your iPlayers and your all fours and your ITVX or whatever it's called but at the end of the episode they always go you know it's on tomorrow

or you can binge them all now and we both looked at the clock and went 10 o'clock you're fucking joking aren't you you're looking at me for this shit and we went straight

back to bed but that's because we've got kids and our lives are essentially over so we're only we're doing it old school

we're doing one episode might do one a week you know who will have watched it all though yeah Sandra yeah oh Sandra Sandra will have

stayed up and watched the full thing yeah binged the whole thing but told her she was asleep by night and then told her she was up at 5 in the morning walking

I go for me walk you don't you're lying you're in your dress and going, eat me easter eggs can I tell you something that's happened? oh sorry, put the flag in the Sandra story right okay, let's just write down oh Jesus, oh God oh here we go

the thing I was going to tell you about Neil Granger who played obviously when I was the sitcom I was in where Vic Hughes plays my dad, written by the fantastic Jason Cooke is back on iPlayer if he wants to say it so obviously uh neil granger played gervais who was the he was the club singer yeah in heaven he's very much a comedy character yeah um we were your dad reminded me of this recently so when i was on my stag do that your dad constantly talks about yeah yeah which he absolutely loves apparently night, I can't remember because I was steaming,

but apparently we were in this club or this bar or whatever in Albufeira and we're pissed hammered and these girls turn around and they're like, oh my God, it's Chris Ramsey. And they're like, oh, and they want photos and stuff.

And for a laugh, one of them went, where's Gervais? Is Gervais not with you? And apparently I turned around and went, oh, there he is. Just because Neil was on me and they fucking lost it apparently

they were like it was so random he's there you know the other story my dad always says that he was no so they went for a curry

one night and I can't remember what happened but Neil had to borrow some money or lend some money off my dad and I can't

I don't know why I think he left his oh he left his wallet left his wallet in the room and basically said my dad was like do you mind and he's like i'm financially embarrassed i'm financially embarrassed my dad has just kept that story going for so long dad has never forgot the phrase financially

embarrassed best thing he's ever heard can you imagine the faces embarrassed so it was it was your dad and he's too uh i mean i'm not being horrible here they're older gentlemen and my dad was there with his mate they're're all older Geordie gentlemen, all sitting around the table. Can you imagine the reaction when a southern ass said, I'm financially embarrassed? I would have given anything to be at that table.

When the mummy dad talks about it, it must have been quite a raucous night. Well, he just went, I'm financially embarrassed. They must have laughed for five minutes when he said financially embarrassed. You're what? Embarrassed?

Yeah, ridiculous. But yes, the rowboat, what's it called? The Hunt for Raoul Mort? It's on ITV. Oh God, I cried a couple of times last night. I mean, it's very good, but we were around when it happened.

It wasn't actually that long ago. Yeah, I remember where it was. I remember exactly where it was. It was on the news. It was crazy. Pretty gripping when it was on, wasn't it? Yeah, it was intense. It was horrible.

My partner at the time, so he talked about ex-boyfriends. Talking about your ex again? He was a police officer. when it was on wasn't it yeah it was intense it was horrible my partner at the time yeah yeah started to talk about ex-boyfriends talking about your ex again he was a police officer so I got all the inside all the inside goss I miss that do you

what honestly nice guy I don't want to ever slag ex-boyfriends off on here because my mum sometimes my mum messages me

and she's like you shouldn't be saying that about ex-boyfriends what if they're listening and I'm like well one there won't be and two I don't ever say. What if they're listening? I'm like, well, one, there won't be, and two,

I don't ever say anything that bad. He was a nice guy. Just not right for each other. But the stories that he used to tell. Oh, I've heard the stories. Oh my, they were brilliant. I might go out with him

if he's up for it. You should. I might start seeing him. Or any copper. Just the stories, man. So good. So interesting. Horrible job.

Fair play. Big love to all the coppers out there oh everyone everyone there's always amazing stuff teachers amazing stories big shout out nurses and doctors amazing stories big shout out you're all you're all you're all doing the shit that we could never do so thank you for that and you're all the main jobs and fire fire fire as well yeah you're there as well and you're all the ones that kids want to be because he's a coolest fuck uh yeah what were you gonna say about your mom oh it's actually not that interesting cool so it is no no it is no i do go on i know just you know i said a while ago my favorite thing in the world is having a cup of coffee in bed that

you've made for us yeah and sitting in bed having a cup of coffee i have to admit if you come downstairs to get the coffee and take it back up the shine's taking off it isn't it massively it has to be brought to you i just think a cup of coffee lying down in bed is fantastic. I like to be up and about, but carry on. Vile. My mum and my auntie Kath were talking the other day, and they now do that, I think. And I don't know if it's a recent thing,

because I don't think they would ever admit to it, because they're that generation when they would never admit to getting back into bed after they've got up. Right, okay. Do you know what I'm talking about? I know what you mean, yeah. Why? What? I get out of bed, I make make my bed i do three piles of ironing and then i i wash all

the dishes and it's literally it's half past six and i've i've done everything and everything's done that bed's made of my teeth that bed's made of my teeth are brushed by quarter seven yeah get back in the bed oh never never so they admitted it the other day and i didn't say anything at the time but i thought are you doing that just because i said it's the best thing in the bed. Oh, never, never. So they admitted it the other day. And I didn't say anything at the time, but I thought, are you doing that just because I said it's the best thing in the world? Yeah. And now you feel like you can actually admit it.

I was proud of them. Wow. Genuinely proud of them. Yeah. So well done, you lazy slags. Getting back in the bed. The old laziness apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

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With toilets? No. Spitting all over the mic as well. Play the jingle. It's my mic. God damn it. It's our mic. Here's all over the mic as well. Play the jingle. It's my mic. God damn it. It's our mic. Here's the jingle.

Both our mics. We had a fight about the jingle, jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle, jingle. So this is the jingle, jingle. We hope you like the jingle, jingle. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Jingle! Jingle! Hope you like the jingo, jingo. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Jingo! Hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed.

Hello. Thank you for coming back. Hello, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. How are you this week? I'm really good. I'm in that week in between periods. Yeah, we all know, we all know.

I'm alright, yeah. I know people might think that we go on about this a bit much, but it literally does dictate the entire mood of your life, doesn't it? I'm currently having a lot of issues. Yeah. I think I got a bit of a disorder going on. Yeah. Going to try and get it sorted. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a disorder where our accent drops into a Southern American accent when discussing something serious. That's the one. Just go, oh, God, one just go i gotta go to the doctors about it anyway let's talk about something else feeling like i don't really didn't want to divulge this but here christopher and i know we share a lot on this podcast but sometimes something's to be a little bit private and i feel like this might be in the cash oh no it's gone weird now it's gone it's gone it's gone where i'm going where do i live am i in boston i want no no no that's greek that is stop yeah we did it went weird it went weird

anyway look yes so i'm gonna go to the doctors because genuinely think uh i've got something wrong with us. Something going on with me. Hormones and all that kind of shit. I call it bi-fortnightly chronic arseholery. Yeah, something like that. I do believe what it is. Honestly, Chris, as soon as I bleed,

I'm me again. Well, you know. Put that on a t-shirt. Get that on a t-tall. Okay, now. Soon as I bleed, I'm me again. Blood by Rosie Ramsey. I'm going to write this down.

It's like an order to a lad. Soon as I bleed, I'm me again. Au de parfois. By Rosie Ramsey. Rosie Ramsey. No, I've got it. As soon as I'm me. As soon as I bleed, I'm me as soon as I bleed

I'm me again sharp by Rosie Ramsey eau de parfum sharp she's got herself from the vat she's got a vat

squelch squelch oh no come on come on you've gone all dirty I love that eau de parfum

eau de parfum oh god that's one thing that's really stuck all the way through the 90s perfume and sort of eau de toilette after shave adverts Oh God. That's one thing that's really stuck all the way through the 90s. Perfume and sort of eau de toilette aftershave adverts. And car adverts.

No, no, no. But specifically, I mean, they're complete fucking gobbledygook. Yeah, they've never bothered changing their brand, have they? They just always never make any sense. And there's always just a famous person on a fucking horse or some shit like that. Literally, if you now or later on try and remember or maybe even pause this and go on your whatever device and look at lee mac lee mac's got an old stand-up routine about uh perfume adverts it's fucking amazing it's like but she is a camel but she is a chicken but i love it and it's so good it's like gobbledygook but they've stayed yeah fucking um i keep seeing the johnny

dead posters for the savage one oh. It's him playing a guitar in a desert with wolves. You go, whose fucking acid flashback dream was this? Mental. Christ alive. It's like a six-year-old wrote it. You sounded like Sarah Milligan there.

Did I really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like, it's like Robin, our son. Oh, we're going to do an advert. I want to play guitar. I want to be playing guitar with wolves in a desert.

And him off Pirates of the Caribbean it's ridiculous yeah it is it's insane but they've kept them they've kept them utterly fucking stupid

here's a question what's an advert that's just always stayed with you forever from being a kid oh god can I go first yeah

Nicole Papa oh I know Cleo spirits at the punto oh it was a punto it was a punto when he got his hat

And he literally Every time I've got a hat on In the summer holidays I get it on my arm And I'm like Spirit at the Punto You're going to tell me It's the wrong advert

Aren't you Have I amalgamated Two adverts I've just got a funny feeling Nicole Papa I'm sure they were Renault Clio

But okay Well maybe I have Anyway Nicole Papa Renault Clio Nicole Papa. There's the fucking door.

So what? Get out. So what? There's it. So what? Was there a spirit? You got any more lies from your childhood? You got any more misremembered shit?

Was there a spirit at the Punto? Yeah. Totally different advert. Oh, mother. Totally different advert. Well, there you go. Absolute. Do you know what my favorite?

It's only two cars then. Do you know what my favorite one was? Yeah, yeah. My favorite one was Nicole It's only two cars then. Do you know what my favourite one was? Yeah, yeah. My favourite one was Nicole, Papa, microchips. That was my favourite one. Nicole, Papa, you do the shaking back to bring the freshness back. You do the shaking back to bring the freshness back. Nicole, Papa, spirited to put no.

Nicole, Papa, that's Esther Price. Nicole Papa. Spirit of the Punt Law. Nicole Papa. That's Esther Price. My favourite one was, Nicole Papa would rather have a bowl of Coco Pops. If you weren't shitting phrases and remembering stuff we'd have no content on this you know

it would just be hello what's your beef questions I put a pound in you and I just let you go I'm a bit embarrassed the fact that

I've been telling people for years that's why I'm just you know when you joke I just love I love you always say that you joke I just love I love you always say that

you go I've been saying that loads like if canvas like if canvas like you put flyers out and posters out with you and that like Friday morning when this podcast goes out

your phone's gonna go mental like phone got texts and hey you hey you might not remember but you probably haven't got me number saved

it's your ex I was a copper you said you said it was spirit or depot or Nicole Papa. Have you any, have you any idea

how fucking much of a fool you've made of me? I'm not even joking. There's a lot of times in social situations when people look through us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in the,

and then they kind of laugh a bit and I think, oh, all right, okay. They're a bit rude. I think it's just because I get everything wrong. So for years, every time I wear a hat

every time right because I'm not even joking I do the spirit of the punto Nicole Baba and thinking that it's the same fucking advert

it's not it's two different adverts I don't even think there's something to do with a hat on this advert I think it's completely made this up they do the fold hat

we used to break I'm bringing Kate no we're not no we're not no we're not getting more misremembered shit I'm bringing Kate no... I'm ringing Kate. No, we're not getting more misremembered shit. I'm ringing Kate.

No. Kate. I'm ringing her. I'm watching the advert. Hang on a minute. Yo. Hello. Yo, yo, yo.

Just dead quickly, we're doing the podcast. Do you know when we were kids, did we used to roll a hat up our arm saying Spirit of Depunto? What? Why do you do this? Kate. When we were kids, did we used to roll a hat up our arm and sing Spirit of the Punto? What? Why do you do this? Kid. When we were kids, did we roll a hat up our arm and do Spirit of the Punto?

I don't remember doing that, Rosie. Was that not one of your friends? I'm ringing Kevin. Love you. Was that not Nicole Papa? Okay. Bye. I'm ringing Kevin.

Where the fuck did I do this from? I'm going to ring your sister to see if she's as stupid as you. Kevin might remember. Kevin's not going to fucking remember. Kevin's not going to pick up. Hello, my lover. When we were little, just dead quickly, I'm doing the podcast. When we were little, did we used to roll a hat up our arm and say,

Spirit of the Punto? a little. Did we used to roll a hat up our arm and say Spirit of the Punto? Did we roll a hat up our arm and put it on my head and say Spirit of the Punto? Yes! Was it from the advert? Yes, Spirit of the Punto. Didn't we do it? Every time you had to have the hat right, you'd roll it up your arms that's why spirit of Den of Bundo there you go I knew you'd remember I knew I could count on you Kev

I've got a wicked memory Kev I know you haven't arrived you're not there you didn't ring his back like oh sorry I shall ring you back properly once we've recorded the podcast

I'm just getting my tools at the van right spirit of Den of Bundo spirit of Den of Bundo oh Kevin hang on I shall ring you back properly once we've recorded the podcast. Okay. Spirit of the Punto. Oh, Kevin, hang on. One more thing. Nicole? What?

Nicole? Nicole? What? Nicole? Fucking hell, this is beautiful. Oh, yeah. Adios, senorita. Papa.

All right, bye. Love you, bye. Okay, so. I don't know what happened there. Spirit of the Punto. He just there Spirit of the Punto He just shouted Spirit of the Punto Goodness me Me Grandad of Punto Right okay

Go on I'm currently looking for a Spirit of the Punto advert Have I told you It's 2001 that can't be right Speaking of me Grandad's Punto Have I told you what used to be Speaking of me Grandad's Punto I must have mentioned this on the podcast

I'm sure I have Yeah The little Jesus hand that they used to use for spreading butter on like sandwiches and that. Right, right. I have talked about it before. I don't know if this...

It weirdly rings a bell, but I don't know if it's such a shock that me brain's just logged in long-term memory. They used to spread butter with a Jesus hand. Sometimes when we went on picnics. Right. There was a little Jesus hand in front of me granddad's car. Right. And we used to use butter with a Jesus hand. Sometimes when we went on picnics. Right. There was a little Jesus hand in front of me grandad's car. Right. And we used to

use it as like a knife. Why was there a Jesus hand? Catholics? No it doesn't make any sense. Why was there a Jesus hand? Why was it just a hand? You can't just say Catholics. You can't just say Catholics. Like sometimes people have Mary statues and we just had Jesus' little hands.

No one has Jesus' hands We did How were the Jesus' hands? Did they have holes in them? No They were just pretending They were like fake hands But they were like Jesus

Like I will follow him Were they not Are they one of those praying hands? Yes So not Jesus' hands then Praying hands Right They weren't Jesus'

Fucking hands So they were hands that were praying To Jesus and God. Yeah. Right. And in the car, where? On the dashboard. Classy.

How big were these hands? Like tiny. Like the size of a little finger. The size of a little finger. Okay. Just enough to spread it. And so bread was often brought and butter was brought, but knives were forgotten.

May have only happened a couple of times. Straight to the car to spread them with the hands. So bread was often brought and butter was brought, but knives were forgotten. So don't worry. May have only happened a couple of times. Straight to the car to spread them with the hands. Yeah. Ah. I love that. You're like, why do you have Jesus' hands? Catholics?

You're Catholics who spread butter with Jesus' hands? Yeah, why, I? Loaves and the fishes and the butters. You wouldn't understand. God. Oh, spirit of Ripon, oh. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. It's time for What's Your Beef?

What's your beef? What is your beef? Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef. What's your beef? You go first. Me first? No. I don't know.

No, no, you've said it now. You go first. Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm going straight in. Yeah, go on. Dry. How don't know. No, no, you've said it now. You go first. Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm going straight in. Yeah, go on. Dry. How I like it. Been upsetting me, this.

Right. I've been... I've been tainted on the chin and I've been going along with it, but I feel like it's... I feel like it's a bridge too far. I feel like I'm being oppressed and I'd like it to stop.

Right. You have banned me from pooing in our en suite and you've banished me to a different toilet in the house that I have to use all the time. And at first, you know, I thought, oh, I get to poo in a different toilet. This is exciting.

And then a few times I've pooed in the different toilet, right? And I've thought, I don't want to be pooing here. I want to be pooing where my shower is so I can just poo and then jump straight in the shower right and then I thought I just hit a real low point in my life the other day

where I actually heard myself say it to you I heard myself say the words can I please poo in my own toilet today I'm in a hurry right and you went

yes right for some reason and I thought what has my life become I don't want to sleep next to where you shit.

But you're allowed to shit in there. It doesn't smell as bad. Wow. There's something going on. Wow. There's something going on. Wow. With the sewage system or something.

It lingers for a long time when you shit in there. If it can't be the sewage system then, if it doesn't when you do it. Could this just be a case if you think that your shit smells like, well, if it can't be the sewage system, then if it doesn't, when you do it. Could this just be a case if you think that your shit smells like roses and you think mine doesn't? I know you'd like to think

your shit don't stink, but roses really smell like perfume. Great. No, your shit, I mean, listen, I don't want to get too disgusted, Dan,

but yeah, yours are a lot worse than mine. And yours linger, they linger, they linger. Linger on. I think you'll find I drop and flush. So I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know. It just upsets us. Because the bed's really close to the bathroom door and I sleep on that side of the door. And I just don't want to... You sleep on that side of the door. Must be uncomfortable. Eh?

Eh? Eh? I sleep on that side of the bed. Papa? Eh? Papa, did you put on a coat? Fool. uncomfortable eh eh eh I'll sleep on that side of the bed Papa Papa eh Papa can I can I please stop

honestly how privileged you gotta be sorry you gotta go to one of your other bathrooms listen I don't fucking care I've got to go to

the other bathroom who have you become who have you become you're the one banishing us like fucking I don't wanna sleep next to your shit

particles I flush them away can I just say I very rarely I very rarely You're the one banishing us like fucking... I don't want to sleep next to your shit. Particles. I flush them away. Can I just say, I very rarely defecate in the toilet. Right, okay. Oh, God. Okay. First world problems.

You're the first world problems. Where are your poo in? Both of them. Pull your pants up and walk to your shower. Or shower in the main bathroom. No. No. I will shower right next to where

the pooing's being done to get rid of the badness. Oh for God's sake. My beef with you it's actually not it's not that bad but I'm very upset that you haven't seen Top Gun.

Yeah I haven't seen Top Gun. I thought I just thought I knew everything about you. And then I said to Chris the other day I was like

I want to watch the new Top Gun the Maverick one, because it just looks mint. We were on the one show with two of the people in it. Yeah, yeah. Remember?

Remember, Maris? And I was like, I'd love to see that, and I said to you, we need to watch that when we're away this week, and you said to me, I've not seen the first one,

and it was like a stab in the heart. Well, listen, that's why we haven't rushed to see the second one. Guys, it just passed us by, man. You did media studies. You literally did film and media studies at university. Yes, funnily enough, it's not a very fucking academically quoted

and researched and sort of written about film. It's Top Gun. It's an action film. Bloody beautiful film. Yes, I imagine it is. I imagine it is. But, you know, it's a bit more, we did all the action film bloody beautiful film yes I imagine it is I imagine it is but you know it's a bit more

we did all the arty farty stuff in film and media right so now am I just going to watch it on my own which is fine no I'll watch the first one

I will watch it well can you do it soon because I want to watch I don't like being pressured into watching films right well listen to me I'm not waiting around for you right

but I don't know if I definitely want to watch it yet Thursday night no because we're going on holiday we're going on holiday this year

and I don't want to watch anything planes crashing so I'll Thursday night no because we're going on holiday we're going on holiday this year and I don't want to watch anything planes crashing so I'll get scared they're not real they're like fighter pilots they're not

fucking jet too what if they're coming at us what if they're coming at our plane stop making this into some sort of weird dad joke

just watch the film alright man on your own and then we'll watch the next one the next one's meant to be even better than the first one

I've heard I've heard it's very good I've heard, I've heard. It's very good. I've heard it's brilliant. I heard Steven Spielberg went up to Tom Cruise and grabbed his arm at some kind of awards thing and said, your film, Top Gun 2, single-handedly saved cinema. I've heard that happened.

No way. Yeah, apparently so, because the cinema was dying a bit, especially after the pandemic and stuff. And then Top Gun 2, he came and got his big Top Gun Top Gun 2 dick out and slapped it all slapped it all of a cine world

and everyone ran in and opened their mouths and let them the analogy's gone basically do you want to tell everyone your Super Mario quote they told me the other day

Super Mario quote oh it's the the fact most commercially successful computer game computer game adaptation movie

in the history of the world. Nice. So there you go. But to be fair all it had to go up against was fucking Tomb Raider and Resident Evil and they're both

a load of horseshit. There's not many. Wreck-It Ralph? Oh that wasn't a game was it? Yeah. Does Wreck-It Ralph count? It still smashed that. Kind of.

It was a game. I find it sad sometimes that I love the cinema and I'm like oh no the cinema they're going to shut. I don't really go there often full of cunts that's why

I talked about it last week full of cunts having popcorn everywhere burnt and farting standing up on their phones moving around loads shouting talking

fuck them wait till it comes out wait till it comes out I've got a cinema story actually good oh fuck good right good good good good good

so there's the beefs fuck you I'm pooing where I want today's the day right don't I will poo wherever I want I'm gonna shit right. Fuck you. I'm pooing where I want. Today's the day. Right? Don't. I will poo wherever I want. I'm going to shit right here on this desk.

I'm not bothered. Don't. That's awful. I'll shit in your mouth. Shut you up. Oh God, that's horrible. I'm sorry. Isn't it mad that some people like that?

I often think that. You know people who like pissing and shitting and stuff and put it in sex. If they go into a public toilet, are they turned on if they can smell shit and piss? Oh God. There's a question. Or does it have to be the shit and piss of someone they fancy?

Do you know what I mean? Can you give them a cup of piss and they go hold on, is this from a minger? I watched a video just this morning actually and it was a lady and she was like one of the oldest call girls or something and she was talking about a story where somebody...

Sorry, that's not an act a lady want. I'm not being horrible here, but you... Hello, do you have a call girl? Yes, can I have the oldest one, please? Certainly, sir. She's on her way. Do you have a stairlift? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, that's terrible.

Well, she seemed like a very lovely lady, and she said that someone once asked her to shit in the mouth in her mouth in his mouth shit in his mouth and she was like I can't do it on demand

and he was like it's okay don't worry about it can you could you just do it beforehand and put it in a sandwich and I'll eat it

in front of you and she was like yeah in a sandwich like what has that even that's not What? That's not even... That's not even sexy. It's not even yet.

It's just disgusting. Do you know what the worst bit is, though? Do you know what I heard? I saw the same thing. You know when she shot in the sandwich? Did you see it? Yeah, when she shot in the sandwich, she spread it with little Jesus hands.

It was so, so blasphemous. Oh, God. Stop. I'm going to find the video of it no no thank you Of evil. It's all. No, no, don't. The first omen. I believe the girl is to be the mother.

Mother of what? Is the most terrifying. Six, six, six. It's the mark of the devil. Movie of the year. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.

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They were fucking eating me dust, Kanye West, opening your Donder Academy. What have I got? We haven't spoke about Donder Academy on here. We did it on Extra. We did it on Extra. Guys, if you're not aware, dead quickly, Kanye West opened a school called Donder Academy on here? No, we did it on Extra Extra. We did it on Extra Extra. Guys, if you're not aware, dead quickly,

Kanye West opened a school called Donder Academy. Fuck me. I've got a funny feeling it's closing now. Just do a bit of research on it and enjoy it. It is psychotic. It's a Donder catastrophe.

That's what it is. Donder-dastrophe. Oh, I tried. I tried. Do an email. No, you still want his weakest link really

catchphrase still want me to come on because I actually half want you to do catchphrase just to see

Stephen Mulhern trying to even hold his nice guy nice guy persona together when you press the buzzer 700 times the problem

I wouldn't press the buzzer birds on a man's hand and more more in a hedge is that it is it birds on man hand and more in a hedge? Is that it? Is it birds on man's hand,

more in a hedge? What is it that you're trying to do? Bird in the hands with two in the bush. Oh, I'd say now. What? Didn't even get it from that, did you? No. Okay.

Couldn't do it. No. Couldn't do it. Rubbish. Right. Hi, Rosie and Chris. I hope you're well. Are you well?

Very well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I recently heard a story That we now refer to As the story Phenomenal And pull it out At every pub trip

And dinner party But it belongs on SMA It could even be A Rosie's Mysteries Mysteries Mysteries Let's do it The story started

With a friend Shit A condom A bag of hair Dead cat A ghost Sorry I was trying To make guesses Immediately Good good see chris is very

good on panel shows i am horrendous the story started with a friend of a friend and in brackets it says bear with me okay who works a reception at a sexual health clinic in nottingham excellent one day a young man comes in looking really shifty and deposits a steamed up tupperware on the reception desk i mean then sorry and the worst is that five words deposits are steamed up that is the worst five words i've ever heard steamed up depositspperware. That's one of the worst collection of five words I've ever heard in my life. Continue.

When a story's got that in, I'm already buzzing. Well, so he deposits it and then stops in deposits and then immediately runs out the door. That's weird. The staff, pretty taken aback, open the warm Tupperware Why would you do it? To find Oh, fuck me. Mysteries, mysteries, mysteries. Do you want to guess? Steamed up Tupperware. Why would you do it? To find... Oh, fuck me. Mysteries, mysteries, mysteries.

Do you want to guess? Oh, God. Steamed up Tupperware. It's a sexual health clinic. But does he think it's a place where you give your spunk over? Or is it spunk? Is it spunk? Are you going with spunk?

Would it steam it up? Oh, you'd have to be warm. You'd have to be really warm. Steamed up Tupperware. I'm going to go with used condom. That was one of my first guesses that I shouted. I just shouted used condom earlier on. I thought, I'm going to go with used condom.

All right then, okay. The staff, pretty taken aback, open the warm Tupperware to find a hot jack of potato covered in cum. It wasn't until the third bite that they realised it wasn't mayonnaise and it was cum. Oh, stop. Oh, why? Everyone is obviously confused.

But luckily the man has put his name on a label on the box, so the staff go into their records and find his name. Turns out, he had been asked to bring in a sample for testing but the PDF instructions had been photocopied too many times and lost some of their detail. Fuck me. So where it should have said

keep the sample warm in a jacket pocket, it only said keep the sample warm in a jacket pot. Fuck off! That's ridiculous for this man jacket pot could only be oh god i love that i love that much. Thank you so much to whoever sent that in. I just love jackpotatoes. You dirty slug. Do you imagine me in that and being like, really, is that what you have to do?

Jacket paw. Jacket paw. Just hide it in your jacket paw. Could they have used that sample? I couldn't use the fucking potato, I tell you that. No, but could they just have scraped it off the top? Very much. Why has he not put it in a little bottle

you'd put it in a bottle in the jack of potato oh yeah just jizz all over a fucking jack of potato but I mean people are stupid some people are very very stupid

well I mean in his defence it did say jack of pot there's no wait my first thing there is no defence it would be if you said to me

what does this say without everything else I'd go jack of potato because I love jack of Potatoes. I wouldn't think Jack of Pocket. What was it for? Why does he need a sample?

What's he doing? I don't know. God knows. It's probably going to be a dad. Congratulations, sir. It's a fucking... It's a potato. It's a Jersey Royal.

It's a pee pee new potato horrible horrible babadoo babadoo babadoo hi Chris and Rosie I've been a huge SMA fan since the start

although I admit I've missed a couple of weeks after recently having surgery and stuck with nothing to do I thought no excuse now's my time to listen to the missed view

no listen it is no... That is not an... For you, I'm joking. I'm joking. I hope you're okay. Hope you're recovering all right. Listening randomly,

I'm currently listening to episode 14. Oh, so... Just must be listening to them just in no order at all. Oh, God. That's horrible. It's pretty cool to think that you could do that,

but do we back reference much? Not all the time I don't think good for you you mentioned Rosie's misheard lyrics of like a prayer

oh Jesus well episode 14 took on a life of its own didn't it if you knew the pod when I was younger

I used to think that at the time when Madonna says let the choir sing I thought it was let the choir sing I thought it was French

honest to God and I thought I would tell the choir sing right I thought it was French honest to God and I thought I would tell you about mine so I'm not the only one who's done this right when I was younger I used to sing for my sister and my friend

and at the time one of my favourite songs was Aaliyah Try Again okay yeah do you know it pick myself up and try again

toss myself up and try again try again try again if you're first you don't succeed first you don't succeed and you could toss yourself off and try again try again try again first you don't succeed first you

don't succeed and you can dust yourself off and try again oh it's quite annoying

actually isn't it just a little well done well done I really thought the words were

right earth you don't cecile I really thought the words were Right Ursuline I also thought this was French So there you go Get yourself up the tray again. Oh, God. So there you go. Hurs you don't so seal. It is mad, isn't it,

how when you're younger, you pick a noise, you pick a noise, and then you hear the actual words and you go, oh, no, okay. But you just pick a noise and you go, yeah, that'll do it. That'll be me noise. My sister and my friend

still rip me to this day for it. Brilliant. Hurs you don't so seal. it brilliant it's when you sing it in front of someone else and they go sorry what what are you what are you saying

turn the music on say that slowly say that slowly now Urs you don't Cecile if at first

you don't succeed don't count oh god babadoo babadoo babadoo babadoo Hi, your question from last week about the person Who had their bag checked on the way out of the zoo for snakes Reminded me of a story from my dad

My dad always tells this story of when he was younger He got a terrapin as a pet with his girlfriend Okay Is it a turtle? A terrapin is a little turtle Little turtle They'd had it for a while and I think they just

got a bit bored with it as a pet sorry two seconds it's just because you know how everyone gets annoyed it's like it probably isn't an actual little

but it's like it's not a tortoise that lives on land it's a turtle it's a kind of amphibious shelled yes I'm so worried

that someone's going yes not a I'm Dave Terrapin from Terrapin Incorporated and your blanket statement about Terrapins being the same as turtles is offensive to Michelangelo, Rafael Leonardo and Donatello. Well, I was going to say,

in the 90s when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was popular, everyone went out and bought a Terrapin. Right, well, there you go. Well, the Terrapins is what... So there you go. Sylvester Stallone's got Terrapins on Rocky. Oh, right, okay. So it meant in real life. Yeah, anyway, yeah a terrapin right well there you go well the terrapins Sylvester Stallone's got terrapins on Rocky

oh right okay so it meant in real life yeah anyway yeah terrapin they've got a little bit red on them I think a little bit red on the face oh Chris I don't care

oh right okay great so they got a bit bored of it as a pet nice as it doesn't do much fucking does it even fucking

know karate ninja ninja my arse He's not touched his pizza He's not touched his pizza High five Oh thank you He's not touched his pizza that might be

right I don't mean to put a time frame on this that might be the funniest thing you've said for about six months great great he's not touched his pizza six months

easy maybe more we've had a lot on it's been stressful right so so we've got a terrapin got bored with it

because it doesn't do much now I just googled how long terrapins live and apparently they can live up to 30 years yeah again

Sylvester Sloan still got the ones from Rocky oh fucking hell yeah yeah yeah right so not knowing what to do with it but wanting to get rid of it my dad came up with the idea Again, Sylvester Sloane's still got the ones from Rocky. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So not knowing what to do with it, but wanting to get rid of it, my dad came up with the idea to take it to the zoo.

Him and his then-girlfriend took it in a shoebox to the local zoo in York, went into the reptile house, snuck the terrapin into the enclosure as it was the one with an open top. They got away with it, and we still can't believe he did it. He always says he regrets not putting a little mark on the shell so he could go back and check if it was still there. Just dropped off his little terrapin at the zoo.

What a dick. It probably died almost immediately. Why? Probably killed by something else in the tank. I don't know, but I'm catastrophizing here. I mean, it's better than just flushing it down the toilet or something, though. Just. Yeah, I mean.

Go into the zoo with other terrorists. You could have said to them. You could have said, look, I've got this. You could have. I mean, I suppose. Back in the day, you'd have to put an ad in the paper, wouldn't you? You can't. Yeah, it's not like nowadays.

I got offered a tortoise the other day. Huh? I got offered a tortoise the other day. Who of? My mate. Why? Because he's got a tortoise for his kid. And then he's like, oh, the kid hasn't bothered with the tortoise. Do you want a tortoise? And I who of? my mate why? because he's got a tortoise for his kid and then he's like

oh the kid hasn't bothered with the tortoise do you want a tortoise? and I was like no who has it? Chad absolutely not in a million years don't you dare come home with a tortoise okay

look if the doorbell rings in the next half an hour just ignore it you would you actually would though no I said no I actually said no yeah the old me would have took it but I actually said no

could have been tortoise guy though. Oh God. Could have been tortoise guy. Wow. Someone called us bike guy at the trampoline party the other day. I was buzzing. You haven't been on your bike for a month.

I'm going to go on it now soon. Now. This day. Now soon. May. This day. I'm on it now. The weather's coming back.

The bike weather's coming back. I'm very excited. That is true. Take the kids with you. Nope. Yeah, take Rafe. Nope. Take Rafe Rave. Nope. Take Rave.

Nope. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Can't stop singing Ursula Don'ts a scene in my head. Ursula Don'ts. I can't stop singing it. Have I mentioned the Eminem lyric that I used to get wrong?

Because all I've got now in my head the whole time since we've been doing this is Ursula Don'ts a scene that I've just got in my head. I'm singing it now in my head as I'm saying these words, which is really annoying um did i ever tell you eminem lyric i got wrong and it confused us so much back in the day no i don't think so um so i think it's i think it's uh real slim shady i'm slim shady yes um yeah yeah yeah we all know this yeah but

what in one of the lines it's a vanilla ice don't like me said some shit and vibe in vibe vibe must be the magazine vanilla ice don't like me said some shit and vibe to spite me right and the next line is then went and died his hair just like me that's the line right vanilla ice don't like me said some shit and vibe to spite me then went and died his hair just like me then went in then went in dale winton i thought it was dale winton when i was listening when i was younger and i was listening so I thought it was Dale Wynton when I was listening when I was younger and I was listening so I thought it was

Vanilla Ice don't like me said some shit and vibed to spite me Dale Wynton died he's here just like me and I remember thinking I thought we had reference like even as

I was in the comp and I was like one at the time obviously Dale Wynton rest in peace but at the time I was like he's

I don't think he's got blonde hair no no yeah he's not alive now is he bless him but he was when the song came yes but I'm not saying that I'm saying in my fucking hell I'm saying he's dead now I'm not taking the piss out of it but I'm saying at the time I remember thinking I don't think he's blonde but how does Eminem how Eminem and Dale Whinton got beef you just never know what the hell's going on here honestly some odd there's some weird celebrity mates.

I just thought he might have been on a celebrity supermarket sweep special and he might have counted, you know what I mean, might not have counted the stuff and he's basked properly

and got annoyed. Right, maybe. When Elias don't like me, says some shit and vapped to spite me, then Witten died his hair just like me.

It sounds a bit like it, doesn't it? It does not. Then Witten died his hair. Bill Witten died his hair just like you. He dies hair however he wants, you bastard. What are you having a go at him for?

Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Hi, Rosie and Chris. We recently had our first child in Bracketshires. Eight weeks now. Congratulations. After four days of labour, she was eventually delivered by four sets in theatre. Oh, four days.

What's going on? It can take a long time. What's going on? It can take a long time. What is going on? It's mad. I still have, it's so medieval. So, sorry,

not to give too much, I had an emergency C-section with Robin, which was horrendous because it was like, after 18 hours in labour, he was massive. They had to get him out

really quickly, so my score was a bit knackered. £10.11 and a half. £10.11 and a half. He was huge and my score was massive and the recoveryered £10.11 and a half £10.11 and a half he was huge and my score was massive and the recovery was really bad because I think

I think I was I was so exhausted my body was so knackered yeah and it was just harder Rafe planned caesarean section went in at half seven

in the morning he was here by midday wonderful recovery so like so good but you had to have a plan one didn't you because of the fucking carry on with robin yeah robin was so big yeah um i do remember uh how car how much carnage it was with robin and i was like you are like in the you know on the fucking gas and air and that

which i did have a quick pop off um you know you were like bleeding into the toilet you were in agony for like 20 hours or whatever i was in the corridor yeah I was wiping your bum front and back front and back and I was I was in the corridor crying on the phone

to my mum at like midnight because I didn't have anyone to talk to because you were off your tits making no sense whatsoever

and then I remember when we went in with Rafe and it was the moment when they said would you like pick a song for the playlist

I thought this is different yeah this is nice this is very different put Mr Blue Sky on yeah yeah it was very nice

but I mean but it's some people some people some people can smash out a natural birth and be walking in the park

with a pram the next day yeah but actually you didn't have a bit to do with a c-section you can't go walking in the park the next day because you've had

massive surgery yeah so there we go pros and cons Chris pros and cons don't get upset you know better than't get upset. You know better than to get upset when we're talking about stuff like this.

It's just your opinion. So anyway, it says here, four days in labour, eventually delivered by forceps in theatre. I was cut what feels like in half, but as well, but all was well, sorry, and went home the following day.

You're so hard as fuck. I know, I know. There is no man on this planet who can have his genitalia chopped in half and then the next day be like, off home everyone, thanks for looking after us. Can you imagine being cut? You've not hurt yourself, it's not been an accident.

Having to be cut, gooch to arsehole. Yeah. Cut. Cut, just cut. Stop saying it. And then stitched up. And then having to go home and breastfeed a baby

listen and have a child don't mean to go don't mean to go absolutely disgusting here but gooch to arsehole doesn't really explain it because it's opening

to opening isn't it so it would have to be actual end of penis all the way to arsehole well I was trying to just think

I was just trying to think of the distance don't let us off lightly end of vagina no don't let us off lightly. End of vagina? No, don't let us off lightly. It has to be end of penis, all the way down penis. Yeah, okay then. In between two balls, all the way to Arsenal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you have to do. I'm going to go hard pass on that. Thank you. It's horrendous. Keep the baby inside. Just let it grow inside of us. Let it climb out of my mouth when I die.

Fully clothed. Reading a book right sorry we're really digressing here so I don't know if it was my body in self preservation but I didn't poo for a few days now you don't you don't poo for I didn't poo for

five days after both births your mouth's been full of shit mate I was stuffed full of it anyway me me fast forward three days and my husband is in the bathroom Both births. You've always been full of shit. Mate, I was stuffed full of it. Anyway. Me, me. Fast forward three days and my husband is in the bathroom having the world's longest shit.

Right, okay. Showing off. I am terrified to poo, so say politely, darling, hurry up. I mean, I'm confused as to why you would be polite, but that's fine. Everyone's different. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be like, I'd be like, you fucking want to get off that toilet, you prick!

I'm going to fucking ship you, Sally, yeah? Chris! I'd be like, well, and I'd be like, darling,

hurry up. I'd be like, just push it out, push it out your new hole that you got. Just push it out your new massive hole. Oh, awful. Anyway,

the urgency increased, and due to the 40 stitches, I can't really clench. Oh, bless you. Oh, awful. Anyway, the urgency increased and due to the 40 stitches I can't really clench. Oh no. Oh, bless you. Anyway, it's coming and there's nothing

I can do to stop it. I'm panicking and also wearing the only pair of trousers that fit so need them to last a couple of days. Don't judge me.

I had bigger fish to fry. I don't judge you at all. I do not judge you at all. Neither do I. I wore Chris's boxer shorts for two months Yeah After I had my first section

I threw them away when she was done I pace the kitchen but it's going to be too late I do the only thing I can get a carrier bag and shit in it in the dining room

Get him out of the fucking room What's he doing in there? I know Oh my god Like just shitting in the dining room and he's just and as well what you pick the dining room for hallway well my thing is i can just i don't know why my image in my head is in the dining room but just had to close the curtains

so it's during the day but you know when you close the curtains during the day and there's it's like we had horrible like horrible light that reminds you of being a teenager and getting fingered in your boyfriend's bedroom it's just like minging dusty yellow light

hanging in the air that's the light I'm seeing and she's sitting in a bag holding on to the table for traction yes bless her heart

because it hurts that first poo kills your first poo after a baby shouldn't be in a carrier bag let's make that a blanket room I know

that's not fair. You always have flowers every week for this. Yeah. Having a little cry at what I have been reduced to. This is why she's shitting in the dining room. Anyway, it was the day after bin day and I had no idea what to do with the poo. I certainly wasn't opening the bag, so I proceeded to go and put it in the outside bin. Shortly after, the neighbours made us aware the wrong bin had been returned

and we had each other's, so off trots my neighbour with a wheelie bin containing nothing but a bag of my fresh shit. Oh, God. Oh, God. You poor, poor woman. oh my god oh imagine oh how do i mean how do you think you just have to say nothing you can't go what can you say sorry i put a bag of human shit in your bin and i couldn't get that out or should we just keep bins for this week should we keep our own bins for this

week then we'll swap next week because I've put my bag of my dining room poo in there first my special dining room poo first after they'll be blooding it

and everything oh Rosie they will oh I don't know the tone scrum your laugh look at the tone like there's been

any tone oh my god that's terrible what a perfectly beautiful comedic moment though the wrong bit

oh it's beautiful I love moments like that in life I love this is my favourite signing off that we've ever had though it says

love the podcast from actually maybe I'll stay anonymous yeah thank you for that I'll tell you what your fucking neighbour

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