Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Ep 53. Auntie Panky

Episode Date: February 28, 2020

It's been a busy week in the Ramsey household - Rosie has another new job and Robyn has Chicken Pox. However, the couple find time to share some beefs, answer questions from the public and discuss the pros and cons of role play. Enjoy! You can buy tickets for the Shagged Married Annoyed tour here: shaggedmarriedannoyed.com You can pre order the Shagged Married Annoyed book here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/ged-Married-Annoyed-Chris-Ramsey/dp/0241447127 Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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she's so excited it's like she's never left the house it's like she's never left the house ridiculous do you know what it is

though Chris do you know why why because my heart lives on the stage my heart lives on the stage and my heart is being filled right now

because she's very you're very excited we're you? We're going on tour we're taking the smars, we're going to meet the smars and daz, we're going to all have a drink and it's going to be just questions from the public will be actually from the mouths

of the public, we're going to try and sort that out we're going to be able to see the faces of the public. Do you think they'll give away as much juicy goss? Well maybe we could do it anonymously we're going to sort that out we'll know they're in the room. Oh, do you think they'll give away as much juicy goss? Well, maybe so we could do it anonymously. Oh. We're going to sort that out in here.

We'll know they're in the room. Yeah. Listen, more about it after this. Here's the, Rosie, I'm taking your line because I'm that excited.

Here's the jingle. You better not do that in the show because I'll be fucking livid. Okay, so go on then. Right, here's the jingle. My line. We had a fight

about the jingle, jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle, jingle. So this is the jingle, jingle. We hope you like the jingle, jingle. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah! Jingle! Hello, welcome back.

I need to calm down a little bit because I'm very, very excited. Absolutely buzzing. We have just announced it because we're recording this on Wednesday. It is obviously now Friday. Tickets are available now for the Shag Married Annoyed live tour. Shagmarriedannoyed.com for tickets for the tour. Also see tickets on Ticketmaster.

Do us a favour, guys. Check all of them before you tweet me saying it's sold out because there's nothing more disappointing in it rosie no no my times i've been on a little poo or something along them lines sitting on my phone essentially oh i wish i could have got tickets for that but it's sold out and i go oh amazing how great am i it's sold out oh no just the one venue that that person checked is sold out one specific ticket retailer in that person's defense i didn't know that. I know.

It's because I live in Breedon. I'm sorry. Why have you got to bring negativity to our tour? Look, you're already putting your negativity on it. Take it away. Erase it. Wipe it off. Sorry.

Thanks. We're doing eight dates. Apologies, there's not more. But how am I? We've got a kid. We've got a kid. We're married. Come on.

Jesus. So we're having eight nights out essentially eight nights out bring your wines we're going to book a hotel we're going to

stay over they're all going to be plonk cast I'll tell you that right now live plonk cast plonky plonk so exciting

so hopefully we'll see you there fingers crossed it sells just to quickly tell you about the Newcastle Utility Arena

gig this one if we sell out that gig we will be doing the largest live podcast ever and we might get a will we get a record you know it is in my wildest dreams i have done something and the lady or man in the little blazer from Guinness World Records has been standing there and they've had their stopwatch

or their little, he might go around with a little, he or she might go around with one of them little clickers, you know, little clickers,

that doorman I forgot. I go around and do that, stand there on stage and nod and we'll go, thank you. Can we sing Record Breakers? I mean,

why the hell not? I'm so excited. So if you come to that one, guys, the Newcastle Utility Arena that is literally an attempt at a world record so that'll be that's going to be really special

it's the night before the Great North Run but you know I'll be doing that I mean I mean there was no fear of us doing it anyway

but definitely not the night after that heavens above why don't we do the gig right get lashed right and then walk home right and then get there probably at the same time as everyone who will be finishing the Great North Run Why don't we do the gig, right? Get lashed. Right. And then walk home. Right.

And then get there probably at the same time as everyone who will be finishing the Great War. Oh my God. Oh my God. So walk home hungover and get overtaken. Walk home, get overtaken by people dressed as fucking giant birds and that. Obviously more pharaoh destroyer. But getting like, you know,

I reckon if we walked home hungover from Newcastle, probably arguing and being sick yeah we probably stopped at the Mac he said fell and bypass absolutely I reckon that bloke who does it in a

fucking diver suit I reckon he'd beat we're I would assume so Colin will be there in his big big red dress or the big dress guy yeah yeah he'll smash we're

yeah we'll get smashed but yeah we're not gonna do the girl phone but it's the night before the group run easy to remember huge apology for so much self-promotion But yeah, we're not going to do the growth run. But it's the night before the growth run. Easy to remember. Yay. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah.

Huge apology for so much self-promotion. Back to regular broadcast now. And, and, and, and, obviously, because of that shameless self-promotion, you were robbed, dear listener, you were robbed of this week's real... No. Looked... Absolutely not. Hey, hey, listen.

Listen. Listen. This week's sponsor is... I'm listening. This week's real no looked yeah absolutely not hey hey listen listen listen this week's sponsor is this week's sponsor is this is not fair chicken pox hey think you're itchy think again chicken pox yeah hey you want to you want to wash a towel every time you've used it get yourself some chicken pox think you can only have them once? It's bullshit. Think you can only have them once? Here they come again! Bullshit.

Nightman strikes twice. So Robin's got chicken pox is what I'm trying to say. Oh, God. It's... I feel like I've got them. Oh, I was... You've stolen me beef. Right.

Because as soon as I said... I took Robin to see the nurse, and I was like he's got chicken pox i swear an hour later you were like i've got an itchy ankle and i just wanted to go oh yeah do one honestly honestly like your text is i was away yesterday and your text is saying i've been the daughters he's got chicken pox and i am i read the word chicken pox and i was immediately itchy all over and i feel like i've got every i woke up last night multiple times going he's give us them i've got them and i feel like i'm itching all over the place can you just whenever can you move out for like a few days

please when one of us poorly you just go into some sort of like i can't even describe it it's just it's absolutely ridiculous the way that you go on i might build you a little area shelter at the bottom of the garden listen i've always said in et in the film et where they find out that et is there in the house and they build that big white dome at the front of the house and everyone comes in in them white suits yeah i feel like everyone who comes to your house should dress in that i feel like people coming to your front door should be sprayed with a big disinfecting thing and they should put their arms open like like a spray tan right count mississippi like ross from friends and get a good fucking spraying everything sorted great honestly we would lose a lot of friends if we did that i mean i've i've

really got many to be fair a dream come true for you i fucking love it i'd love it if people stop coming around here you love it don't you you've always said you want a house exactly like when you were little just people come around i fucking hate people come around here honestly i lived in like an open door house very much it was just constantly people there on a weekend would have family round like in the summer everyone be in the back garden having a drink and yeah that's how i like our house to be absolutely not i have hidden sometimes when people have knocked on the door yeah i know i've seen you the doorbell rings and I'll just drop to the deck, roll it under the windowsill

next to the radiator and just lie there until they leave. Oh, God. Think he's sociable, do you? Think he's funny on his turn? He's a nice bloke? He's a dick. You wouldn't like us in real life.

I'm joking. But yeah, I just, I don't know. I don't know. There is something nice about people turning up unannounced. But there's also...

Oh, I didn't say unannounced. Oh, right, you like them booked in. Oh, I like to know people are coming. Unannounced? Are you kidding us? What, do we live in the 50s? We row too much. We have little daft rows too much for people to be here all the time. But that's because you're really bad at covering an argument.

I'm amazing at that. They wouldn't know if they were. If somebody walked in and we were mid-argument, they would never know. They would think we are the happiest married couple in the world. You, give it away. Because you cannot hide the fact that we are arguing. And you just look at us and go,

Are you alright? And I'm like, Go away. Don't look at us. Hello, are you alright? And I'm like, we're not fucking drunk. Go away. Don't look at us. Hello, do you want a drink? Hey, they were really happy when I went round. I mean, at one point,

he put his arm round her and she elbowed him in the kidneys. But other than that, they were really in good spirits, them two. What a lovely couple. I can still taste the disinfectant that he sprayed on us

when I came in. Good guy. He's a good guy. What have you been up to? Getting excited about the tour. Yeah. Getting buzzing about another job. Filling out my CV.

Your CV is ridiculous now. Isn't it? It's probably... Podcaster. Author. Yes. Live podcaster. Yes.

Hopefully, even though I haven't done it yet. Yes. Yes. What else? Instagrammer? Instagrammer Instagrammer Influencer I'm an actress

I'm a singer I'm just wearing all these hats And I kind of keep them on straight Because I'm just Jack of all trades Master of none That's me Yeah

It's so exciting I'm not I'm just I'm living a dream right now Chris Yeah And it's all because Of me Fuck you I thought I was going to get a thank you there a dream right now, Chris. Yeah. And it's all because of me.

Fuck you! I thought I was going to get a thank you there. Bloody coattail rider. Honestly. Mike, honestly, my posture, my posture is...

Your back hurting. It's hurting from dragging you along on me coattails like you are on holiday at the Costa del Sol fucking water skiing off the back

of the speedboat that is, Chris Ramsey Industries. No, honestly. Unbelievable. In my head, right, I can imagine now you've got a really lovely coat, like a wedding one, but really long coat tails. I'm on the back on a sun lounger in a lovely stripy swimming costume with a big hat on, having a cocktail. And you're just dragging us along and it's like yeah

and I'm just like hello waving a bit like the queen yeah that's it thank you that is exactly

what's happening in our lives I appreciate it though thank you so much you didn't have to let us in so starting to regret it

I'm honest with you no you're flipping not well we'll see we'll see we'll see when it comes to the beef section what fucking long lost relative of that fucker pops up today damn you

it's time for what's your beef hello chris oh god i never know which one's coming hello no it's becky here hello hello ch I'm just ringing in. Two things, Rice. One, you're going on tour? Yes. You're not coming to Liverpool? No, sorry. Why is that? We'll only make Manchester.

You're going to have to bomb along the M62 if you want to come. No. Well, good. Can't be doing that. Right, well. What's wrong with the pool? Nothing is wrong. Absolutely lovely Liverpool.

We couldn't get any venues. Annoyingly, I couldn't get any venues in Liverpool working on my tour or on the shagmarinoid tour which is irritating so i'll definitely have to try and go next year but you are banned from all venues i come to and if you dare if you dare turn up on stage at shagmarinoid i'm gonna go mental is that fighting talk christopher say that again sorry you slipped you slipped out of your accent slightly there. Is that fighting talk, Christopher? No, I am, of course, being sarcastic and joking. All right.

I've got a new boyfriend. Okay. Yeah. Right. He's called Tyson. Tyson? Tyson Fury. You're going out with... Barry, hold on.

Exclusive, Barry Beef's sister is going out with Tyson Fury. Well, it's a secret. Well, not anymore. So don't tell anyone. But yeah, we're going out together. So you want to come and say that to me again? My question is, I turn my mobile on a flight mode before I record the podcast. So how are you able to ring in?

It's... It's just... Anyway, Barry, just to let you know, Barry, he's been locked up. Right. Oh, no way. So I'm just ringing as well

because I need to borrow some bail. Yeah. And I know that you and Rosie are good for it. Right. And Rosie always promised Barry that if anything happened, she would really look out for him.

And so we need 1,500 quid. Sorry, 15,000 quid. Ah! That went from, what the fuck's he done? 50, what's he in for? GBH. Right. That's not, he's a horrible man.

No, he wasn't that serious. No, it wasn't that serious. No, no,'t that serious. No, it wasn't that serious. No, no, no, no. GB, it wasn't that serious. Are you serious? What do you mean it wasn't that serious? Well, he was just a scrapple. Scrapple?

A little scribble, scrapple. Rosie was here. Was she now? Yeah, it was over her. Oh, right, right. She's not totally right. She's not Chris. Oh, right, funny that, isn't it?

Funny that. Anyway, I've got to go. I'm really busy. Right, okay, yeah. Rookside's on. Tell Tyson hello.wneud â'r rheswm. Iawn, iawn. Rwy'n dweud i Tyson, heno. A tan, da iawn am y syniad. Roedd yn wych. Beth? Y ffeithiau.

Beth yw'n ei sgwrs am? Fe wnaethon ni ffwrdd ar ddydd Sadewnda. Roedd yn ffynniol. Oedd e? Oedd e. Ydyn ni'n siarad am yr un Tyson? Mae Tyson yn gweithio mewn bach? Ond mae'n wirioneddol anodd. My Tyson works in a bank But he's really hard Right Right okay bye

I'll send you my bank details Just fuck off man No fuck off You fuck off Come to the pool Jesus Christ man Do your research will you You didn't even know

He'd had a fight on the weekend, you useless fucker. I hate you. Watch your beef before I burst into tears. Listen, listen. Right. My beef this week is I got sent a lovely portrait from somebody

from my Instagram. Yeah. It was me, you and Robin. Your comments upon looking on this beautiful portrait was wow, they've really been kind to your chin. right, it was me, you and Robin. Your comments upon looking on this beautiful portrait was, wow, they've really been kind to your chin. Do you remember that? Yeah.

That really hurt my feelings. That really cut me deep. Yeah, I'm actually going to send it away to someone so they can add some shading in. You know I'm sensitive about my chins. A couple of lines and a bit of shading. Hey, look, you're going to give it, you're going to add some shading in. You know I'm sensitive about my chins. A couple of lines and a bit of shading. Hey, look, you're going to give it, you're going to come on live too with me. You've got to get sparring,

got to get verbal sparring. I was thinking about getting lipo on it. Can I just say, I'm not having you come off stage at the end of the gigs and go, Chris, you took that too far. That was nasty. I'm not having this.

I'm not having extra well we need to have boundaries is there going to be no boundaries we're going to have to have a safe word we're going to have to have a banter safe word this is terrible should we make one up now no because then everyone will know what it is

alright let's think it through there'll have to be something nondescript Oklahoma's normally a good one what Oklahoma but everyone would know yeah I suppose we'll have to think about that Oklahoma's normally a good one What? Oklahoma

But everyone would know Yeah I suppose We'll have to think about that Anyway stop slagging off my chin My Which one? My beef with you this week is My beef with you this week is

You Cannot For the life of you And refuse to learn How To make me A decent cup of tea oh really you no no no i'm serious you keep offering cups of tea recently they're going down thank you welcome yeah but yeah but you might as well you might as well give us a cup

of toilet water it's it's going downhill they're too milky you don't like the tea bag sitting for enough and you put too much milk in. They're too weak, right? And listen here. Now, if I tried to tell you, if I said, oh, Rosie, come on, I'll just quickly show you how to do this. You'd be like, ah! Don't you dare.

There we go, there we go. Don't you dare. Paranising bastard. How dare you? Right, right. I'm not making a cup of tea in the future. Listen here, right? You know what I realised today?

When I make you a coffee... You're an ungrateful arsehole. You are full of it, right? This is one-sided, right? Because I make you a coffee you're ungrateful also you are full of it right this is one sided right because I make you a coffee I know I know depending on

what time of day what kind of coffee you have how you take it and what fucking cup you have it in so maybe take a moment to learn

how I like me tea right yeah just for the listeners in the morning she likes it in quite a modern cup we've got two

we've got like a blue one a green one she likes it in there two modern cup. We've got two. We've got a blue one and a green one. She likes it in there. Two sweeteners. Double espresso, shot with water, stirred. Afternoon, more of a vintage, smaller tea cup. Am I right? Yeah. With a single shot of espresso, still two sweeteners, water, stirred. Am I right?

Yeah, you're right. Exactly. Thank you. Exactly. And I know that after three o'clock or two o'clock, you won't have that. Two o'clock. Two o'clock. Don't listen.

Well, brilliant. So you like your tea. Tea bag, hot water and milk. Yeah. And what I don't understand, what else am I meant to do? You've got to let the tea bag sit in it for a little bit. The amount of times you've got, so sometimes you go- Wait, well, tell us now, how long do I leave it to sit for? Like a minute and a half.

That's how long I do leave it to sit for? No, you don't. The amount of times you've went, do you want a cup of tea? And I go, yeah. And it's just there straight away. You know when you go to a restaurant and you're like, I'll have the burger please and they go, no problem and they bring it like

in like a suspicious amount, like it's suspiciously quick and you go, well, fuck knows. I don't know where this has been sitting. Well, why haven't you said it before? We've been married for years. Why have you never said this?

Why are you waiting so long? You used to be really good at them. You used to be really good at cups of tea and you've gone terrible. Well, I'm not being funny. I've got about seven jobs going on the go. I've got time to make you a cup of tea and you've gone terrible. Well, I'm not being funny. I've got about seven jobs going on on the go. I've got time to make a cup of tea.

Add tea maker to your CV right this second or I'm not going on tour. Here we go. I'll go by myself. Right, well, that backfired.

That's fine. I'll take it back. I'm coming. Can't get rid of a static, sorry. It's time for questions from the public. Public.

Public. I'm on a bit of a comedown now. Are you really? I honestly got so excited that now I feel a bit... Yeah. It was such a weird morning getting ready to announce that to her. This must be how Lionel Richie feels. When he does his to us. Why fucking Lionel? Of all the people. I don't know be how Lionel Richie feels when he does his tours.

Why fucking Lionel? Of all of you. I don't know. Why Lionel Richie? It's the first one that came to me. It was literally, basically,

all morning, it's been essentially like, you know that moment where you're waiting for the person to arrive at the surprise party and someone's at the door to the function room

and someone's like, go down and like intercept them. It was like, standing at the door waiting, everyone shut the fuck up, go down and like intercept them it was like stand at the door wait and go everyone shut the fuck turn the music off

lights off it was that for a full morning while Robin had chicken pox as well at the same time that was good he's been a laugh

with his chicken pox hasn't he scabby little bugger bless him there is party though and I'm not I'm not sort of giving it the whole

Munchausen syndrome here but there is a when you've got what are you going to say? Bear with us, don't use this out of context. When you've got a four year old boy who is a live wire and nuts and runs around screaming and shouting and doesn't let you

have five seconds, there is something, and I know I'm wrong but there is something perversely enjoyed about when he's a bit lethargic and he just wants to sit and watch Italian avocado. Yeah, yeah Do you not remember years ago when he was only bit lethargic and he just wants to sit and watch Italian avocado. Yeah. Yeah. Do you not remember years ago when he was only two

I'd been to see Little Me Yeah I remember this. And I got disgustingly drunk like shocking shockingly drunk and it was the most

tongue over I've ever been the next day and Robin was really poorly and he just sat on my knee and we watched Disney films all day and it was the honestly up

there was one of the best days of my life i swear best day of my life when my child wasn't well ashamed of yourself you went and got us a mcdonald's i remember i ate loads of his um what they're called them crisps oh them carrot things you used to get oh my god and the face giant what giant what's it what are the teddy bear ones called? Pombears. Pombears. I ate loads of them. And kind of called, oh, the best day ever. Sweet. Anyway, back to the questions.

It's terrible, isn't it? Oh, man. But that's the thing with Robin, though. He is basically like, when you used to have a job, not if you worked in a shop or whatever, and there was no customers or nothing to do, and your boss

would just be like well it's quiet so count the coat hangers in the stock room and you'd be like clean all the POS yeah yeah

yeah like make sure everything's perpendicular then because you know what I can't have you doing fuck all he's like that he watches the tape

for five minutes and he's like daddy I've noticed you're not doing anything can I have a shredded up apple please you're like oh yeah fuck you're not doing anything can I have a shredded up apple please you're like oh yeah

fuck you're not even hungry man you just want us to be doing shit I know do you know that's speaking of shops

one thing I hated doing when I worked in shops was then they used to make you go and talk to people ask them if they're alright I don't want to nobody wants to be asked if they're alright

in a shop nobody does no if you want help you'll go and ask for it you can always kind of know when someone wants they're all right in a shop nobody does no if you want help you'll go and ask for it you can always kind of know when someone wants like i'll stand in a shop and if i pick something up and it's a large and i want a medium or whatever all right yeah i kind of just bob my head around and i've just turned my head and look around and they'll always know i mean annoyingly

i walk into a shop they're fucking on you straight away you're okay do you need help just because the show if you need anything if you need need any sizes, I'm just over here. The minute I look up for them, they're nowhere to be fucking seen. Yeah, liars. In the back room, counting coat hangers. But yeah, oh man, when I used to work at All Sports,

we always had to upsell. So it was always like, when they buy the trainers, see if they'll buy the wax for the trainers. And I'm standing there, there's like a bloke buying a pair of football boots for his kid for fucking pay at school

and I'm like do you want to buy the dub and wax to rub on it's two pounds and it'll keep the letter and the guys they'd just be like shut up

they'd just cut you chop you off do you want to get into massive loads of debt so I can win a bottle of wine at the end of the week is that what you said happened yeah

all sports didn't have a store card. Whoever got the most store cards, this is when I worked in retail, in clothes shops, I'm not saying where, but whoever got the most store cards, whoever managed to get the most, would get a bottle of wine at the end of the week.

I used to hate doing that. I'd be like, oh, I just didn't like it. Do you still got store cards? No, but I did for a long time and they were crazy in debt. Oh, like my credit score, until I met you. Yeah. Again, coattails, you're welcome.

Thank you. Horrific because I had store cards and honestly, it's because I worked at that shop and I got myself one because I wanted to win, right? I was like one away from winning. Shut the fuck up. That's cheating. You got yourself a store card. at that shop and I got myself one because I wanted to win right I was like one away from winning so I was like I'll get one shut the fuck up that's cheating

you got yourself a store card so you can win that's bollocks anyway no wonder your ma's got so many store cards bless her it's all because of me

man please I want to win so I got it I spent 93 quid and I swear to god that cost that one shopping trip cost me 600 quid

in late fees it's a pity you didn't work there now because you could have got one for you one for Barry one for his ma one for Belinda one for Becky yeah yeah they'd be buzzing there like wouldn't you I know unbelievable right what's the what's the what's the what's the public saying hey look it's a little bit of chat don't't worry about it. Love it. I love chatting with you. Well yeah. A little chatter. That's the only time I get to talk. Hi Rosie and Chris, my missus has a male friend that has fancied her for the past nine years and even told her family that one day she'll give in. Give in? That's a brilliant choice of words. Give in. She once woke up to him rubbing himself on her feet.

What? Eh? What? Apparently. What? She once woke up? She once woke up to him rubbing himself, I'm guessing nevers,

on her feet. And when I've met him, he has always been dismissive of me. Well, he's just not mentioned anymore about the rubbing. So that's all we get about the rubbing. Ah, that's really annoying. Do you know what? Didn't someone send us an email kicking off

that we don't delve more deep into stuff? That's what the tour is going to have, right? When someone has a weird shit, I'll get one of them massive fucking 4,000 candle power torches. That's like a spotlight that Derren Brown has on his show. And we'll whip a spotlight onto someone and we'll cross-examine you can't just go walk up rubbing their self and just leave it well hang on i'll find out hang on right okay so um i've met him and he's always been dismissive of me and mugged me off she will not talk to him about it but rather pretend it didn't happen

brilliant but stilly's friend? She's still his friend? Yeah, apparently. She even told her family if I had a female friend that was like that, she wouldn't want me to see them again. Not the rubbing bit, that's just weird. I now call him feet.

Have you ever had this problem? What the hell is happening? Right, first of all, dude, that's from a man, yeah? Barney. Barney. That's a fake name. Nice try. He's a big purple dinosaur.

Right. Okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Barney, your... Is it wife? Girlfriend?

Look, whatever. She's doing it to piss you off, mate. She's doing it to piss you off. She's keeping you on your toes. That man who we are talking about, in my opinion, specifically exists to keep you on your fucking toes. Do you think? Oh, God, yeah.

Hey, Bonnie, Valentine's Day is coming up. Oh, better get something. Our fucking photosaurus there will be all over you. Like, absolutely, in my opinion. So Chris Rock's got an amazing routine about this. He calls it a cock in the box. Right. So he says when your girlfriend or your wife's got a male friend,

it's cock in the box, break glass in case of emergency. And it's like, if they break up, she's just got a ready-made... I want a cock in the box. Hey! I've not got one. You've got Barry. Pack it in, right? Barry is not a real person, Chris. Have I got a cock in the box?

Let me think Hang on They're all gay Oh er Your brother Kev Oh great Yeah

Wow Oh I made myself feel sad there Imagine the Daily Mail comment on that No I haven't got one Aww Apply within Fuck off Any friends

That would like to rub their nethers on my foot Feel free Look hey Look So strange Do you know what it is I was about to say there fuck off any friends that would like to rub their nethers on my foot feel free look hey look so strange do you know what it is I was about to say there I was about to say

I'm not judging I am judging I'm specifically judging you're allowed to judge judge away yeah I'm judging Bonnie's not real so there we go

what do you think I think do you think there's any truth in what I've said that's just keeping them around to piss them off absolutely because you just you wouldn't's any truth in what I've said? That's just keeping him around. Absolutely. Because you just...

You wouldn't... If you were in a relationship with someone and you walk up to your friend rubbing your foot on his private parts, one, I'd be like, what are you doing? Two, I'd probably never speak to them again. And three, I'd tell you

and then we just wouldn't speak to them together what situation is she in where he's there when she wakes up and her feet are at crotch height where could it have been could it have been a nap during the day or was he somehow staying over somehow

have they fallen asleep on a trampoline in the sun she put her feet up on a table during a barbecue possibly hey listen this might be slander look on the other side of it it might have her feet up on a table during a barbecue? Possibly. Hey, listen, this might be slander.

Look on the other side of it. He might have been falling asleep on the table during a barbecue, put her feet up, he might have been leaning over to grab some ketchup but his dick might have touched her foot.

And he might have went, oh, sorry, I was trying to get the ketchup. You know, I fancy you but I haven't got a foot thing. And she went, yeah, no problem. And then she said,

hey, Barney, do you know where he put his dick in between me toes? I just wonder, sometimes, do you know when we read these stories and these questions, it just always makes me think like, we have really boring life. We have a really, really plain life.

I wouldn't use the word boring. No one on the deathbed has gone, I haven't lived. No one, an acquaintance has never put his knob on me feet and I have wasted my life. None of my friends have ever rubbed their crotch on me feet. I'm a bit embarrassed about that. And you've got lovely feet. Do you know what? Bloody waste.

My feet are the best part of my whole body. Aren't they? They are. Again, I feel like this is a trap. I feel like I can't answer that. No, you can. No, I don't think I can trap. I feel like I can't answer that. No, you can. No, I don't. Do you agree?

I can't. Well, what do you think I'm going to say? Like, what? So you don't like my face? Yeah. No, I won't. Do you like my feet? Well, you have got lovely feet.

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This Friday. You must be very careful, Margaret. It's a girl. Witness the birth birth bad things will start to happen evil things of evil it's all you know don't the first omen i believe the girl is to be the mother mother of what is the most terrifying 666 is the mark of the devil movie of the year the first omen real. It's not real. Who said that? The First Omen.

Only in theaters Friday. Get tickets now. Dear Chris and Rosie, I have a dilemma that's been bugging me for many years now and I don't know if I should confess or not. Oh, this is... Oh, pull up a chair. Listen to this, Juicy.

Get the kettle on. Get a packet of biscuits. Come on! Stop that. I'm very good friends with two brothers who I went to school with. Just to set the scene, they are very family-orientated people and get quite protective. At one of their weddings, I befriended their aunt.

She ended up finding me on the Facebook... On the Facebook. On the Facebook. On the Facebook. That's what it says. Loser. Come on, man. Justin Timberlake told him in the film, lose the the, just Facebook, it's cleaner.

He told him that in the social network. JT. JT told him that and you're not even, the Facebook. Crikey. I ended up finding me on the Facebook and we got chatting again and I ended up coming round for a bit of rampy-pampy a few times and all was good.

Is that what it actually says? Yeah. What? That auntie? The auntie. Sorry. You're not even listening, are you? Because you said it in court. I thought it was a joke and I thought, so this is a bloke writing the email. Yes. Read it again was a joke and I thought so this is a bloke writing the email yes read it again in real English

right so this lad lad is friends with two brothers and he went to one of their weddings befriended the aunt and had sex with the auntie I thought you were joking so read it exactly

what happened so from the Facebook I ended up going around oh sorry she the aunt ended up finding me on the facebook loser and we got chatting again and i ended up going around for a bit of rumpy pumpy a few times and all was good wow that came from nowhere i know sorry i i didn't realize you would get so shagging there shag auntie. Shagging his mates. Shagging his mates. Mate, listen. Listen. You're getting too carried away.

I can't help it. Reel yourself the fuck in. I'm sorry. Ready? After a bit, I got a girlfriend and we called it a day. Okay? So he's not shagging the auntie anymore.

Fast forward a few months and the aunt got pissed and told her sister she had slept with one of her ladads friends but she wouldn't say who the lads then suspected it was another friend of ours who unsurprisingly denied it and now they have had a fallout oh you bastard i know now what do i do should come clean? Or is it even anyone else's business? I mean, I'm 30 now and I can't be dealing with all this drama. Oh, wow. Love to hear your advice.

Wow. God, I hope they don't listen because that's not really difficult to work out. If you've got a brother and you're anti-shag one of your mates and you're not speaking to one of them and you denied it. It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I mean, then again, even though we get all these questions we still are quite naive like there might be fucking thousands of people who that's happened to well this podcast what how many downloads we are now 18 million don't like a brag so 18 out of 18 million people there probably

is a lot of anti-fuckers out there you know i mean but you can But you can't call someone an anti-fucker. Shut your fucking face, anti-fucker. Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Dad. No, not sorry. I mean, should he come clean? He's going to fall out with, if he comes clean, he's going to fall out with the brothers and he's going to fall out with the guy who he let take the fall for as well.

Do the brothers have any right, though, to be annoyed? Two consenting adults? I just want to know the age gap. That's all I want to know. Right, okay, well, we can guess that... There's going to be loads of averages. Your aunt is normally... 50s, 60s.

Well, normally within a few years of your mum and dad. Yeah. Yeah, there we go we go oh it was good I think you should tell them I think you should tell them I don't think it's fair

that they fell out with somebody else yeah I don't know I don't know I don't know how much advice to give the guy here

because I'll end up sounding like an agony aunt and he'll probably come round and fuck us. So up next, this isn't questions but I was recently doing some work with a TV channel promoting a show that they have on currently. How many

jobs do you fucking have? Listen, I don't want to get ahead of myself honestly honestly i feel like you're gonna pop out and fit a bathroom for someone in five minutes it's getting ridiculous i did woodwork at school so it's not it's not wood swells when it's wet so don't don't do wood in the bathroom well depends how much what your budget is so i was promoting a tv program for a channel and it's about weddings right okay so i asked my followers on instagram for some funny wedding stories yeah um obviously the smiles and daz

in their droves were amazing um couldn't couldn't use that for the channel unfortunately because i had to keep it a bit yeah well so the sh. Yeah, well, so the Shag Married Annoyed fans are used to a certain level of story that isn't acceptable for when you're doing a paid partnership with a TV channel. Great. So we've got the offcuts here. So we've got the, you know...

Yes, recycled questions from the public. Public, public, public, public, public, public. Doing a bit for the environment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Content sharing. The recycle. So I thought we'd... And with it being Shag Married Annoyed, public public doing a bit for the environment yeah yeah yeah yeah content sharing we recycle so I thought we'd and with it being shag married annoyed

I thought it made sense married it's one of the words married bloody fantastic so these are funny wedding day stories this one this one

I don't know if this is it's a bit strange okay it's not really funny it's a bit weird great you ready

change the title then funny wedding stories well rank wedding stories all right that's why well we're still happy guys we're still happy get in It's a bit weird. Great. Are you ready? Change the title then. Funny Wedding Stories. Well, Rank Wedding Stories. All right. That's why. Well, we're still happy. Guys, we're still happy.

Go for it. Get in. On my wedding day, we were running early, so my driver took a detour. Ten minutes in and I needed the loo. Oh, Jesus. So I asked if he could turn around. Combining a full bladder with a tight dress meant I got desperate quickly. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We came across a petrol station and my driver went in to find out if they had a toilet. Never in the world. Because they usually do. You've got to get a key. They're always disgusting. God on it.

But you're going into a petrol station and you have wedding dress to go for a piss. Chris, people are around. Listen, I've been a lot of petrol stations to the toilet. They are disgusting. Yeah, they're horrible here's a little tip for everyone

on the morning of my wedding I used a suppository and I just emptied myself well that's lovely that's I mean I've

literally just found that out now true story I thought you looked thinner I did mate can we just take a moment to appreciate the phrase emptied myself?

I did. Fully emptied myself. So, came across a petrol station. They kindly let me use the staff toilet. Brilliant. That's good. I sat having a pee whilst my dad held my dress above my head. Once I'd finished, my dad said,

Oh, I may as well go. So, I stood there holding my own dress above my head, whilst my dad also had a wee. We had such strange looks when we came out, my dad even used the story of our escapade in his speech. I'm sorry, what world are people living in when they're in the same room while the dad is having a wee?

Sorry, but the only visualisation I've got here is she still had the dress over her head. Was she still sitting on the top? Did he wee in the gap? I think he literally was doing it behind her or between her legs. I think he might have done it. I think he has, that's what I've heard from that. That's just wrong.

Can you imagine? Oh, you're excited for your day. Oh, it's going to be great. So on her wedding day, she saw her dad's dick before she saw her husband's dick. Jesus Christ. How do these people exist? Oh, God. on i love it me like it's great man

hey the world takes all shapes and sizes everyone's individual everyone's uh you know everyone's dad's different um this is a wedding story here on my wedding day my nephew burned his ass on a light laid in the ground because he was sat on it whilst wearing a kilt. My auntie fell off a table, broke her arm dancing, and a couple was caught shagging on the venue's garden. It sounds like my stag do.

Fucking dropping people off at A&E. He burned his arse on a light. So there was a light in the ground, like them lights in steps and stuff. He sat on it and bonned his arse. He light. So there was a light in the ground, like them lights in steps and stuff. Yeah. He's on it, Bonnie's arse. Yeah. Who's shagging in the gardens

at someone else's wedding? Well, they must have just... Who's doing that, man? Just took the fancy. Phil Fags. Our great auntie died at the table of my auntie's wedding

just as they were serving the starters. Oh, fuck. So that's nice. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, no. Way to make it all about you, great auntie. That's harsh. I'm sorry.

That's really harsh. I've got some. Hang on. At my friend's wedding, the best man stood up to do his speech and during it said, I remember the first time Bruce met Dawn Marie's fanny instead of family. Bruce met Dawn Marie's Fanny instead of family

he fucking listen he did that on purpose do you think he fucking planned that instead of family of course man that was

that's great he's played it off the great the best bit is he's pretended that that was an accident for years well done him

he planned that he'd have been getting ready that morning looking at me imagine I say Fanny instead of family how class will that be I'm gonna do ready that morning imagine I say Fanny instead of family how class will that be I'm going to do this

and I'm going to say Fanny I'd do that I'd 100% do that what a genius you are a professional stand up comedian of course you would do that yeah but

I don't think he is I'm just jealous of how good he is last one here you ready my sister did the worm across the dance floor with no knickers on

she was made of honour and insisted they were too uncomfortable so she hid her knickers behind one of the boys and paraded her vagina to all my guests so why is she hiding in it put them in your bag for you why are you hiding your knickers what's wrong with everyone why are you putting them somewhere else i don't know she was just getting rid of them wasn't she thank you, everyone, for them lovely bits of delight. Weddings, man. Absolutely crazy.

Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Right, I've got one here for a change. I love it when you have them. I just randomly went on the emails the other day and I read this and I was like, right, okay, I'm having it. I'm having it. So listen to this, right? It covers some topics we might have covered

in the past as well, actually. Brings a couple of old favourites back. I started seeing my boyfriend about two and a half years ago he has moved in with me now from washington in the northeast i too love a northeast accent one of the first friends he introduced me to was a doctor who lives in newcastle he was a medical student and i found out that he studied in york my hometown my best friend from primary school who i have known since i was five years old used to try and get me to go to salsa dancing classes about six years ago i know this sounds ridiculous but all the threads come together like they come together in the end like fucking broad church like it's

ridiculous um we were he loves broad church he knows i loved it great loved it we were both single at the time and she said the guys were great i I saw salsa dancing classes as foreplay for divorced men in their 60s and weirdos. That's offensive to professional dancers like myself, but carry on. And me. I never did go to the classes slash socials to find out myself. However, her stories didn't prove me wrong. I distinctly remember her calling me late one night as she had gone home, brackets, his house, with a man from salsa. After going on a few dates, he went to the bathroom to freshen up.

Brackets, what does that mean, by the way? Wash your bits in the sink, question mark. Yes, it does. Hang on, hang on. Sorry. Is she with the doctor or is she with a guy from Salsa? All of those characters from the beginning, from the first chapter, they will come back in.

Okay. But who's she with now? Who's freshening up for the poor nanny? So this is her friend telling a story about someone she met at salsa. Not the guy who she went with? Don't. Just forget about them two. Forget about those guys. What? It'll come back.

Just, honestly. Everyone listening, by the way, this is what it's like watching a fucking film with Rosie. Who's he? What's happening? What are they doing there? Why's that happened? When's that gonna happen? Is this for... Rosie. Who's he? What's happening? What are they doing there? Why has that happened? When's that going to happen? Is this for... Rosie, it's the advert. Oh.

Listen, I was blessed with a vocal voice. A vocal voice. Fuck me. A voice box. I'm tired. She got in her underwear and peeled back the duvet

to find a crusted brown stain on the white sheets. Ooh. Okay. I could not believe there would be really anything to worry about, so she sent me a photo message. It was a skid mark, undoubtedly.

Undoubtedly is amazing. How could someone have a skid mark in their bed? She left him after this. Bracket, she still slept with him that night. Brilliant. On the skid mark. I'm going to lay you down on the skid mark. Make sweet, sweet love on the skid mark.

She then began dating again. Sorry, but no. I have never, ever. Who's that desperate for sex? To have sex on a skid mark? Like, I couldn't. Can you imagine how far, she must have saw it and then whipped the bed covers back over

and he's like, let's get under the sheets. And she's like, let's do it on top of the duvet. Let's please. Why? Just because, but it's cold. I don't care. Can we do it on top of the duvet? And I'm not going to touch your arse because. I couldn't. I couldn't. That would put me off stream.

Right, keep going. Is there more? Yeah. She then began dating a guy who was very romantic with her, sending her flowers and poems, etc. A different guy? A different guy. He also had some strange sexual habits. He role-played with her, counting down from ten when she... Counting down from ten when she was going to climax,

or often he would pretend to her that he was a burglar in the house or someone in the garden watching them having sex oh god or there was someone so we would have sex and he'd be like shouting i can see the guy in the garden again he's watching while we're doing it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so that was their role play, that he would pretend there was someone in the garden watching them. So he'd be having sex with her and looking out the window going, that bloke's watching me again. Oh my God.

What was she saying? Like, oh shit. Oh no. Quickies, what? Did she join in? I don't know. That was just his thing. Do you know what? Like, oh, shit. Oh, no. Quickies, what? Did she join in? I don't know. That was just his thing. Do you know what?

I would love role play. A bit of improvisation of an evening. Can you imagine? I am not having sex with any of the beefs. So you can fucking get that out of your head right now, love. All right? Listen to this. This story is ridiculous, right?

Chris, listen. You wouldn't want Belinda on your making Sweet sweet Sweet sweet skid mark love Listen right Right I'm excited So this guy

So this guy who she's Who she's Pretending That someone's in the garden Yeah She then thought it would be a good idea To move in with the guy After this

So she moved in with this guy right I met the guy And he was often really in with this guy right i met the guy and he was often really rude to me when my friend would go to the loo or they were we had moments alone he would tell me that i am not a good person unbelievable he used to pull out the hair on his eyebrows he would lay next to her in bed and are Are you ready? Are you ready for this? He used to pull out the hair on his eyebrows. Dot, dot, dot. He would lay next to her in bed.

Yeah. You ready? What? Pull out his pubic hairs and eat them. I mean... She's moved in with this lad. Did she stay with him? Well, she did break up with him, thankfully, and now she is with a lovely man who we all like.

A one who doesn't eat his pubic hair or is nasty to her friends. Brilliant. Imagine that on speed dating. First question, do you eat your pubes? Yes, leave. Of all the hairs to eat. Listen to this.

No, there's not more. Remember the beginning, right? I told my boyfriend this story as it was a date in Cautionary Tale. However, recently, the doctor friend who lives in Newcastle that I have now met several times, I've noticed he has photos from his stag do in his house.

In the photo, standing next to a photo of my boyfriend and the Geordie doctor was the pubie eater. No! The pubie eater. No! How amazing. It all comes back. I've got goosebumps. The whole story comes back together.

How does pubie know them? I asked the doctor how he knows him, and he used to go to the gym with him when they were at uni in York. I didn't let on that I knew him. Should I tell my boyfriend that he in fact knows this guy who eats his own pubes, and he has shared a hostel room with him on a stag do?

Yes, she needs to tell him. Isn't that wonderful? I love it when stuff like that happens. Just comes together at the beginning. I saw your face and I was reading it and I'm rambling and you're going, this is rambling, why has he picked such a long story?

Bang! Lord of the Rings, eat your dick off. Eat your pubes off. Eat your pubes. More like it. Hi, Rosie and Chris. Hello.

You were talking about people who can't even bring up an ex's name to their partner on this week's podcast. I think this is from a while back. Yeah. Because I can't remember that. I think just to go over the topic in case anyone's not aware. My favourite times ever are when you bring up stories about your ex and you're slagging them off. Yeah, you love it.

Any of your exes. Oh, you did one today and I was like, me. I just take it as a big me party it'll be you one day oh oh brilliant huh brilliant great i'm only joking um i'm like that with my boyfriend's ex because he has her name tattooed on his effing chest. Chest? Yeah. Chest's bad. Yeah. Is it over his heart? It's fully blown all across his chest.

Oh, never in the world. He kept it hidden for the first couple of months as well. When we had sex, he kept his top on and I just thought he might have body issues or weird nipples or something. How? How understanding. Oh, yeah. Or had nipples or something. Anyway.

Beautiful. Beautiful. I then found out that he has her name tattooed in some shitty calligraphy on his chest. I've been asking maybe once a month for him to get it covered up and he still hasn't. And we've been together for two years now. My question is,

how do I get him to get a covered up ASAP because it's doing my head in now and we have a holiday coming up soon and I can't be arsed with people asking me if I'm Emily when my name is Hannah. Please help. From a quietly steaming and pissed off girlfriend. Oh, I'm just doing it in my head.

You can't even change that into Hannah. No. I mean, you'd never be stupid enough to do that. You'd have to get removed or fully covered. Oh, I fixed it. I fixed it. I know exactly what you do. Get pregnant.

Have a kid. Call the kid Emily. Name the kid Emily. Boy or girl. Doesn't matter. Yeah. That's the... I don't know.

I may have just made it worse. If she doesn't like a tattoo of the x i don't think she's gonna want a kid named after his ex no well uh listen right i could not have sexual relations with you if you had another woman's name tattooed on your chest where i need to look are you whilst we are giving me are you giving me a get out of jail freak audio wow if i never want to put if i never want to put myself through another session with you i just need to quickly nip and will you would you accept a henna tattoo would you accept a snazzaroom Billy Stamper crack on imagine that

no I just I couldn't I couldn't look at it physically again I don't know why people are getting

until you're married no even then Chris even then come on like your mum will always be your mum your dad will always be your dad relative will always on like your mom will always be your mom your dad relative will always be your relative kid will always be your kid yeah don't be getting don't be getting your partner's names tattooed on you yeah i agree well you're gonna fucking forget it

how am i i know i nearly got a tattoo years ago yeah i didn't know this oh yeah yeah yeah i would literally went to the shop nearly got it done but i I chickened out. What shop? Oh, it was when I worked at Ponton's at Breen Sands. You went to get one at Ponton's? No, it wasn't in Ponton's. It was at Breen Sands. Right. There was a tattoo. What were you going to get?

I was going to get a camel on me tour. Oh, the camel tour. The camel tour one. I know. I do know this story. I do know this story, and it's never not disappointing when I hear that punchline. Why?

It's always disappointing. Well, I might just get the moustache on my finger. That one as well when I hear that punchline. Why? It's always disappointing. Well, I might just get the moustache on my finger. That one as well. I hate that one. I always thought it was quite funny. Nah. Oh, I was just going to get my boyfriend's name at the time across my whole chest.

I can't think of a more annoying thing, and I don't know if this has ever happened, and please get in touch if this has happened to you. Can you imagine if you got a tattoo, and you got it designed, and you got it done, and you done you got to put on and someone like a mate of yours saw it and went oh it's class that and then the next time you saw them they had the same tattoo that'll have happened that will that will have happened i bet it's happened a lot yeah imagine how fucking annoying that would be furious that's up there with naming your kids the same name as someone

else's yeah in it like oh you named your kid yeah i'll name my kid that as well two months later yeah but i'm not being funny this is the thing right tattoos everyone's like oh want a tattoo get this get this be individual you pick them out of a book yeah well some people people some people some people design them some people ask for certain things but yeah i've heard the phrase and this is a real phrase i can't get my head around I've heard the phrase before I want a tattoo but I don't know

what to get guess what I don't think you want a tattoo I don't think you want one why do you think if you want one

you know what you want I think you know what you want I think you know what you want so much you get it on but people get their fucking

full arm coloured in now I saw a guy in the swimming pool the other day with just a green arm it looks like your forearms turned into the hook he's probably had a lot of sexual partners People get their fucking full arm coloured in now. I saw a guy in the swim pool the other day with just a green arm. Like, it looks like your forearms turned into the hook. He's probably had a lot of sexual partners and can't fit all the names on.

Just thought, oh, I saw this. Notches on his bedpost. Just one solid block of colour. Angela, Phillip, all these names all the way down. Mambo No. 5. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Mambo No. 5 Once again thank you so so much for listening thank you for coming back

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