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Episode Date: January 18, 2023

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What accent is that? It is American. It's not, but it's supposed to be like, extra, extra, read all about it. But you're like... That's exactly what I do. It's not. It flutters. It goes up and down oh because i because i deliberately put a bit of a reverb on it you put reverb like not a reverb sorry ed sheeran's loop pedal

speak negatively about ed sheeran's no i was not but i love ed sheeran's loop pedal i love everything about ed sheer. I was speaking negatively about the fact that you think you can just hoist some reverb on your voice like you're a bloke from Police Academy or Kanye West singing anything. Weird.

Yeah. So there we go. Can't remember Police Academy. It's been a long time since I watched that. Can't remember Police Academy. Has it got something to do with The Simpsons?

Sorry? Has it got something to do with The Simpsons? Is one of the people who's in police academy a voice on the Simpsons? Maybe. I think that's a fact. But you remember the two main people from the police academy that everyone. Not really. Right think of give me now two characters from police academy go. I couldn't. Come on just two characters. Chris I couldn't. Everyone is screaming characters Chris I couldn't everyone is screaming right

it wasn't a big part of my life unbelievable I'm so sorry this whole marriage has been a fucking lie well tell us some quotes from it

I don't have any quotes oh such a big fan but all I'm saying is the two people I can remember the two main ones whenever anyone thinks of Police Academy

the two people that come to your head is the guy who fucking screams all the time and the guy who does all the sounds they're the two that come to your head

wow there's about six Police Academy films and the guy who does all the sounds. They're the two that come to your head. Wow. It's about six Police Academy films and you just let them all pass you by. Yeah. Oh, what's his face with the blonde hair?

Oh, Jesus. I want to say Steve. Steve with the blonde hair. What's his name? Not Steve Martin. The other one. The tall man. American man.

This is horrible. Oh, God. God almighty. God. Delete all that. People have paid for this. People have literally fucking paid for this. I'm deleting this, is gonna no don't no so as you all know listening here this is extra extra that we are doing now thank you for being here thank you for sticking with it the hard slog of the first six episodes where we didn't know

what the fucking rules were um two rounds uh i've been scouring up and down the news. I say scouring, saving weird news stories that pop up on my Instagram feed because I was reading one today and I accidentally clicked on the main page of a news website, saw a couple of bits of news,

put us in a depression hole for like 20 minutes. Oh no. I can't look at it. I can't look at it. Did I tell you just how quickly I went to a pub the other day? A pub?

Daytime drinking with the girls. It was a Christmas day. Well, it was meant to be a night out, but kids ruined it, so I had to go out during the day. And in the pub, whilst we were having our Christmas night out, day out, just the news was on. And I was like, this is so sad. Was any music on?

Oh, very faint. Very faint. Wasn't good music. Was there a dad in the background? No, it wasn't Christmas music. It was just somebody? Oh, very faint. Very faint. Wasn't good music. No, it wasn't Christmas music. It was just somebody's Spotify who works there. So the news being on, that, to me, that smacks of arrogant bartender who's like, well, I know it's people's

days out, but fuck them. I want to watch the news because it's quiet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so annoyed. The only thing I think more annoying than that would be if they had some kind of YouTube yoga class on and they were just doing it at the bar. I think more annoying than that would be if they had some kind of YouTube yoga class on and they were just doing it at the bar I would prefer that I would actually prefer

that than Sky News and Sky News is a very aggressive colour it's like very white oh there's lots going on there's the bit on the bottom it's like

whoa jeez yeah I believe Ross Noble the comedian used to do a bit about it years ago and he was like

the whole fucking screen is just bad shit happening in the world. He's like doing the really good routines. Bad shit. Bad shit happening. Very good. Yeah that basically sums it up but again that's not what you want on your Christmas deal. No and there was three tellies pointed at me.

They were massive. Honestly. Were you in a pub or were you in Curry's PC World in the TV session? Had you took some cans of gin? were you in a pub or were you in Curry's PC World in the TV session had you took some had you took some cans of gin

it was definitely a pub and I was like I think the football is probably on here a lot right okay turn one of them off

Sky Sports News is depressing isn't it oh people who watch Sky Sports News non-stop I don't know have we talked about this before

I think so because my ex used to absolutely love it people have just constantly got Sky Sports deadline day oh it's getting sold not someone being have we talked about this before? I think so because my ex used to absolutely love it. People have just constantly got Sky's boards.

Deadline day. Oh, it's getting sold. Not someone being sold. Oh, fucking hell, man. It was the golf that used to get me, man. Oh, no. Oh, jeez. No, no, no.

I wouldn't have the golf slagged off on telly. It's relaxing. I like the green. Same as Snooker. Yeah, I suppose it's a bit nicer. The green. It's nice.

Oh, Snooker, no. Yeah, it puts you to sleep. It's lovely. Lovely. It's boring as shit quiet little balls hitting each other like that

oh he's lifting himself on the boat cushion here that is a good that is a good snooker yeah yeah it's always on deadly and you just go to sleep should we do this quiz

oh go on then let's do it why not I'm too excited because we haven't done the proper podcast episode 200 will happen on Friday

this comes out on Monday episode 200 will happen on Friday so we've got on Monday. Episode 200 will happen on Friday. So we've got nothing exciting planned for that. Just going to do another episode. But we'll talk about that when the time comes. But anyway, extra, extra. Round one. Three headlines coming at you.

Rosemary Ramsey. Yes. Nii Winter. Coming at you. Two real, one fake. Don't question it because you know that's the fucking, that's the crack. Two real, one fake. Two real, one fake. I'm glad we finally got you know that's the fucking, that's the crack. Two real, one fake.

Two real, one fake. I'm glad we've finally got that. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready. Got a couple of things I spotted over... So I was saving loads of headlines and stuff and stories over the Christmas, and then I just went through them all on my phone and forgot about most of them, which is quite fun.

Oh, that's good. I saved them when I was drunk. So now I've got to experience them again and read them again, and the ones I made up as well. So there's a couple of festive ones thrown in here, just to get out of the festive season here. um oh that's annoying because once christmas is done i like to not talk about christmas at all okay well we'll just okay no no extra extra this week guys she's put her foot down fucking hell man right you ready yes headline one doctor is warning

people of the dangers from viral holiday trend of masturbating with Christmas ornaments. What kind of ornaments? Well. Baubles? Yes. Alright, with baubles. How do you masturbate with baubles?

Is this man or woman? Carefully. It's women. It's women? Mollying them up. Oh, of course they are. Of course they are. The idea of a glass b bobble shattering inside a

vagina makes us want to die horrible makes us want to horrible so uh according to data from the uk's national electronic injury surveillance system that's why oh god well i think i mean they made a right mess of marv's feet on Home Alone when he climbs in the window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've broke about three over Christmas. Just by dropping them. Or was he? According to data from the UK's National Electronic Injury Surveillance System. Yeah, UK. Right.

It was a UK doctor who issued the warning. There were, drumroll please, 13,213 cases in which people aged 25 to 64 inserted decorating festive items in their bodies in 2021 alone. Oh my God. So 13,213

13,213 That's disgusting. Disgusting. Stop putting things up your backside and over vagina. Yeah. What? Get that on a t-shirt.

What the hell? What goes through people's brains? I'm horny. This is the closest thing, however. So, candy canes

have been used. I can understand that. Well, the sugar can upset the delicate ecosystem of inside the vagina and give you a thrush. Well. Because the sugar inside there the delicate ecosystem of inside the vagina

and give you a thrush well because the sugar inside there if you are sticking glass baubles up your vag I don't think

you're that fazed by the occasional bout of thrush now this is one of the most disgusting things I've ever said and as I just thought of it I was a little bit sick

and it's maybe people are going to say maybe you holl your bauble up the bauble shutters and you just stick the candy cane up to hook it all out oh Jesus Christ

I feel sick you know like an old play with a ship and a crew comes on and pulls someone off who doesn't know

their lines sorry everyone this is a horrible way to start the year but listen you fucking signed up it's your fault you

knew what you were signing up for tree ornaments shouldn't be used because they can break and smash inside causing

trauma and turkey basters were used, which is just... I'm after a new turkey baster, actually. Well, yeah, because you've had it, that would be funny. Big, nice, thick one. But turkey basters have already been used, but that's just disgusting for your guests on Christmas Day. This gravy's a bit... Don't say fishy.

It's a bit fadgy. Oh. I was going to say a bit fadgy. So what do you think do you think a doctor issued a warning saying don't put holiday stuff up your vagina

before Christmas this year I think I kind of do did you see on Twitter recently when they released like some new

sort of glass Christmas tree decorations right and they were like pointy it was really posh ones I think

and some doctor retweeted it going, do not stick these. For fuck's sake. Anyway, basically, because they just look like dildos.

And he's like, please, for the love of Christ, do not. So yeah, I kind of do. Great. Great.

Okay. That's that there. Next one, coming at you. UK pizza shop accidentally texts thousands of customers on christmas eve telling them that they are fat festive pigs and should lay off the pizza until 2023 how'd you do how'd you accidentally do that so um the story is uh it's a you know how basically domino's and Pizza,

Papa John's and all them will text you with deals and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. I would have had a Domino's once and they've messaged me every week. I don't even like pizza. I still get them. Stop saying you don't like pizza. I don't, honestly. You do. I wouldn't choose it in a line-up of fast food.

It would be last. Right. You went to the pantomime the other day. Where did you go after? Pizza, please. There we go. Right. Whenever I've got a pizza, what do you steal?

Pizza. Slices of pizza. Shut up. Stop saying you don't like pizza. Stop saying you don't like cheese. I don't mind a pizza. There we go. There we go.

So in 10 seconds. Not my favourite. In 10 seconds of cross-examination, I've took you from I don't like pizza. I'd rather have a Chinese. All right. I will do, Brendan. I'm sorry. I know. have a Chinese. Alright. I'm sorry. I know that was a prefer a flan.

Now listen. The small pizza shop in Woking has set up a text service to customers for deals and offers similar to what the large pizza chains

do. But they have proved that it is not easy to hang with the big boys. Just over 1,300 people on their list were text on Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, with the festive message. It's been investigated, but they think it was an accident by an employee.

He doesn't know how to use the system. Do you think it's a begrudged employee? A disgruntled employee, I believe is the word you're looking for. Yes, disgruntled employee. Or maybe someone who was like, look, typed in the system, when she was sending them all this and then like pressed enter by accident

yeah did you know that a place in America text doctors text everyone saying that they had cancer

Jesus yeah when not long ago oh my god why is it no

no no that's awful I've seen that back on Twitter Chris you're Back on Twitter, Chris. You're back on Twitter? Yeah. I'd rather be called a fat festive pig, to be fair. Same.

Next one? Yes. Okay. Next one is, fans warn Samuel L. Jackson after he spotted liking hardcore porn on Twitter. Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I saw this.

Ah! I had a feeling you might have seen this one. I can't lie. I had a feeling you might have seen this one I can't lie I saw it you know this was true so we'll just discuss this anyway it was his birthday it was his 74th birthday and he was on twitter just watching a bit of porn and he was liking stuff

and his fans were like stop everyone can see what you're liking! Why was he liking it? Can you imagine sitting on Twitter just going through

he's cool as fuck and he's a good actor and he plays amazing roles and he's you know he's fucking almost ageless mainly I think

because he's basically been bald for years and every film is like a fucking different cool wig he's got like a wig guy Yeah that's true

I'm a very big fan of Samueluel you know 74 sitting on twitter you've got to understand there is going to be like you know unless you're a 74 year old who fucking invented twitter or works for twitter there is going to be parts of you where you don't really know what you know you don't know what's going on it's technology and i'm not being horrible here but why is he watching his porn on twitter rosie i was i'm shocked and appalled every time I see porn on Twitter. There is a lot of porn on Twitter. It frightens. So much porn.

Yeah. It frightens us. Hardcore as well, isn't it? You know, just... Like, obviously, I've got mates in Shields who like stuff like that, and it'll pop up on your thing, and I'm like, this is full-on hardcore stuff popping up. But he liked...

Yeah, he liked some seriously hardcore stuff, and everyone messaged him going, you need it. So he didn't like it. He didn't like them all to be fair, but it was his birthday as well. Oh, happy birthday. 74.

74. He's still got a wanker at 74. Hey, don't you ever put an age limit on wanking. Don't you ever. Yeah, they've since been deleted.

He's stopped liking them. Has he been back on Twitter? I don't know. I don't. He probably just went straight to go to a porn site. What's wrong with you? Well, you don't know. He's maybe old school. I don't know. Doing it on Twitter? How don't know. I don't. He probably just went straight just go to a porn site. What's wrong with you? Well,

you don't know. He's maybe old school. I don't know. Do you know on Twitter? How's that old school? I don't know, man. It's not old school. Well, then he's very millennial.

He probably put Twitter down and went and got his DVD player of all porn DVDs and put them in. But this makes, this makes the quiz a lot harder actually. Because now you know

it's only 50-50. So now I know it's right. Okay, so that is true. Sorry for everyone for ruining that but that is true yeah now and then you are going to look at stuff you're yeah i did both inhabit the same world oh yeah i don't know what so on my instagram i think fitness stuff and some of the stuff i follow there's a crossover with lasses getting their tits out and now and then a lass getting their tits out. Well, you know when you click on this magnifying glass. Look at him trying to

come up with these excuses. Oh no, hey, I'm not saying I didn't look at it. A lass with her tits out pops up on my phone. I'm watching it, right? Look, big fan of boobs. Yeah.

And I've said it before and I'll say it again, big fan of boobs. But I often think, do people know that I've just looked at that? But I think if you don't like it or you don't comment,

I think you're arid. I've got no idea. But I don't, don't like it or you don't comment I think you're arid I've got no idea but I don't it's like your phone goes oh I see you watched someone doing some bicep curls

oh you've watched someone do a squat he has more of that oh that was a girl doing a squat oh you like bums do you he has a big bum in your face

but it depends so the algorithm the way it works is that I love like food videos so I like a lot of food videos so that I get more of them

but I don't like and it might do you know what it is it might be extra extra I might have liked some weird news articles or you don't even have to like them

if you're spending time reading them oh Jesus the length of time that you spend reading or watching them videos they'll show you

more of that shit you need to watch The Social Dilemma on Netflix that explains it all right okay I've asked you this for years. You've never watched it.

When someone over eggs telling us to go watch something, I don't want to watch it. Right. You went on about it too much. Fuck you. I'm just going to continue watching porn on Twitter.

Great. Right. Great Samuel. That's them three. That's them three. So that's two now. So get rid of Sam. Get rid of Samuel L. Jackson.

Right, okay. So that was true. That's gone, right? So it's 50-50. Yeah. Doctor is warning people of the dangers from viral trend masturbating with christmas ornaments very on brand for the podcast and uk pizza shop accidentally text thousands of customers christmas eve called them fat festive

pigs in the chile of the pizza in 2023 so i've got a theory here i think that you have seen that article where the the doctors text everybody telling them they had um terminal cancer and i think you've gone oh i'm gonna change this to a pizza shop and we're walking walking right i think you have said good i'm gonna i'm gonna change this to a pizza shop okay and i think so i think it's fake and i think the doctor warning people not to stick up baubles up their vaginas i think that's true okay okay well i doctor warning people not to stick up baubles up their vaginas I think that's true okay okay

well I can officially reveal that you started the new year with a winner yes completely true yes and me method you've got me method as well

I wrote down the lung cancer one and I was like this is so fucking morose I'm gonna have to change it to something else it was in Doncaster the lung cancer one oh was it not America

it was on the 23rd of December the sentence people yes the sentence in that aggressive lung cancer yeah yeah yeah not America it was on the 23rd of December the sent them to people yes so did you see that as well aggressive lung cancer yeah I had it the day I had it written down but I was like

this is a comedy podcast talking about aggressive lung cancer well see I mean ironically we actually have been talking about that I know how your brain works Ramsey

but it was yeah the real story was UK Medical Centre accidentally texts thousands of patients telling them that they have aggressive lung cancer instead of wishing them

a Merry Christmas so bad really bad so bad imagine that imagine if you just beat the doctors as well well that's the thing for most people that i went well this is just wrong but there will have been actually people waiting for oh jesus i know just before christmas as well i think the the the hide of a fucking text out straight away going look yeah sorry about that by the way merry christmas but the damage was done by damage way damage was done babadoo babadoo babadoo right next one you ready yes

three more coming at you here we go let's dive right in see sorry listeners you've got to be clever with this I'm trying it out smart smart honestly it's like

a game of chess you know sitting coming up with these it takes me ages to come up with these because it's with picking them and putting the right mix in I can't have two

really boring stories and then like mix in I can't have two really boring stories and then like man fucking I don't know I don't want to say anything off the top of my head because I might

use it next week man eats own feet here we go man who spent £12,480 to become a dog worries his friends will think he's weird

how do you become a dog worries his friends will think he's weird. How do you become a dog? How do you become a dog? That's what I... And how is it only £12,000? Wow, you think he's had a fucking... You think he's had a bargain? Well, I'm sorry. Like, has he got fur?

Right. Okay, so that's your initial thoughts. A man with a desire to become a dog has fulfilled his lifelong dream after purchasing a £12,480 human-size collie costume. Oh, for fuck's sake. But worries his friends will think it's a peculiar habit. So, hang on.

So, I went really, really, like, sci-fi film. You went... In my head, I was like, really like sci-fi film. You went... In my head, I was like, right, so he's had a full body hair transplant. A dog-ostopy. Yeah. A dog-oplasty.

And he's had like, you know, do you know the man in America who looks like a cat where he's literally had whiskers like put in his face and everything like that? Right, okay. So that's why I said... Or did you think that this guy

maybe jumped into a teleporter with a dog so that when he came out the other end... No, I didn't think anything like that. Right, okay. So that's why I said... Or did you think that this guy maybe jumped into a teleporter with a dog so that when he came out the other end... No, I didn't think anything like that because that's ridiculous. But he's just bought... He's just bought a dog costume. Right. He's just bought a dog costume

and he'll probably just make his van into the dog of Dumber and Dumber. This is stupid. Of Dumber and Dumber. So, sorry. Why would he become a dog and then get inside a bigger dog to travel? I don't know. There's rules here. Did he have a dog costume on in that? He did, why would he become a dog and then get inside a bigger dog to travel? I don't know.

There's rules here. Did he have a dog costume on in that? He did, didn't he? Yeah. Yeah, so that's what I'm seeing now. I'll be honest with you, it's a bit better than his dog costume. A Japanese man named Togo is sharing updates of his life as a giant dog after he spent 2 million yen, which equates to £12,480,

on a human- sized collie costume he's always dreamed of becoming an animal and now he dresses up as a dog a few times a month to live his childhood fantasy well

he shares videos on his YouTube channel he's learned he can feed dog food and roll over for belly rubs and lie in a hammock you know it's going to

turn to his tiddler you know it's going to turn to his they're telling you all the nice bits but you know two paragraphs down it's going to be saying like tiddler. You know it's going to turn to his... They're telling you all the nice bits, but you know two paragraphs down, it's going to be saying, like, Toco, court and pog, shagging dogs

against their will. Or should we call him Toto? Oh, very good. Little Toto. Oh, very good. It's horrendous. Well, I hope, for Toco's sake, I hope this one isn't real

because he's just been fucking dealt with. Okay, he also said he rarely tells his friends because I'm afraid that they will think I'm weird. My friends and family seem to be very surprised to learn I've become an animal. You haven't, though. You're just putting your way in a costume. I mean, you know what it is, right?

You could have thrown out, right? Pun intended. Could have thrown out a couple of bones at first to try and gauge their reaction before he went and spent what seems to be his life fucking savings on a dog costume. Oh, jeez. Jeez Louise.

Okay, look, if it's real we'll talk about them later. Now listen. Yeah. Next one. A study finds wasps are more likely to sting you

if you're horny. Well, there's me. There's me never getting stung again. How do they know if you're horny? It's a pheromone,

isn't it? This is ridiculous. A study carried out in the summer of 2022 has found that a human in a state of arousal attracts wasps and angers them more.

That's ridiculous. How's it ridiculous? This is science, Rosie. No, nah. I don't think you give anything off when you're horny. Maybe if you were just about to have sex or just after sex. Right. But I don't think you give anything off when you're horny. Maybe if you were just about to have sex.

Or just after sex. Right. But I don't think people walk around horny, do they? Never know. Some people do. No, you have to be in a situation to feel horny. Right. You can't just be like walking down the street going,

oh, I've got the horn. You have to be, surely you have to be around someone. Maybe you might not. Oh, well, clearly not. But flesh and blood blokes like me, maybe I walk down the street horny all the time. Every time I get stung by wasps. Fair enough.

Listen, what's your initial thoughts? Bollocks? Bollocks. Right, okay. Candidates taking part in the research were asked to become aroused and then enter a controlled area filled with some 300 wasps.

Well, the blood's probably pumping more. Oh, so there is science behind it then. Right, well, but I don't think it's horny though is it i think it's just like listen to the fact other candidates were asked to enter the room in a normal state brackets not aroused the study found that in all cases the aroused people attracted over 68 percent more wasps than the non-aroused people so don't be getting horny at picnics all right okay then i'll save me horniness for after november what if you turn what if you're turned on by wasps well then you're fucked nightmare isn't it well you'd probably love it yeah but then then it'd be a vicious circle and they keep

getting you then you're like oh god this is horrible but i was fucking loving it yes yes final one you ready? Mm-hmm. Okay, so that's two out, you're there. Final one. Burglars in Florida call 911 to get help moving stuff from the home they were burglarising. That doesn't surprise us.

That would probably happen, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, possibly. But it's like the same old story of when people burgle houses and then get beat up and they're like

oh I'm a Syrian you're like you are burgling the fucking house well this one's a little bit further than that

so two criminals who robbed I'm taking the word allegedly out because they keep saying allegedly in all of these stories and it's fucking annoying the shit out of us

because there's no because it's the media and there's actually no truth behind anything that's how they get away with it. Yeah. Two criminals who robbed a convenience store and then took the stuff back to an empty house

that they were robbing, called the police to get help shifting the stolen stuff. So they robbed a shop. Then they went back to this house. Went back to a house that they were robbing as well. Which, an empty house, so it was like almost an abandoned house

for people on holiday or something. Right. So think of, house, so it was like almost an abandoned house or people on holiday or something. Right. So think of, again, Home Alone. We've used it a lot as a reference at this point,

but think of that, right? I can't, it's after Christmas. Great. I think of Walking Dead. Excellent. They also wanted a lift,

very different, they wanted a lift to the airport to go to New York for the weekend. Who are these people? Lunatics. The 911 call was made

but no one spoke and the female admitted after that her was her intention to get the police to help them move the stuff and drop them off at the airport

with all the stolen stuff. Imagine robbing a house and phoning the police to get them to help you move the stolen shit. Imagine being that much of a fucking idiot. Yeah, but there is people like that. I think that, oh don't know i don't know this is hard yeah maybe maybe maybe this next

bit i'll help you because when reading the article um which i may have made up um can you remember that old sort of traffic cops american show on on Channel 5? What was it called? I can't remember what it was called, but it was Sheriff John Brunel. Sheriff John Brunel. And it was always like, the suspect ran another stop sign, but the Alabama State Troopers were hard on his tail. I do remember, yeah. So the end of this, it's like he wrote it, right? Deputies did help them with their belongings and did give them a ride

but it wasn't to jail but it wasn't to the airport it was to the state pen I'll listen to it I've been listening to a podcast

at the minute from Deadline oh god I've heard of them do you know what it is though the stories are really interesting but the narration is

It's so American. It's so fucking American. I kind of love it though. Yeah. Kind of love it. I used to love that Sheriff John Brown. Those two old ladies

weren't so old after all. Oh God. Brilliant. Okay then. In summary your three in this one that you have are Man Who Spent £12,480 brilliant okay then in summary your three in this one

that you have are man who spent £12,480 to come a dog worries his friends will think he's weird study finds wasps

more likely to sting you if you are horny burglars in Florida call 911 to get help moving stuff from the home that they were

burglarising which is a great word right I'm one is real sorry one is fake two are real i really want uh the dog want to be real because i want to see a picture of him okay in his suit okay so i'm gonna say real okay dog real fair enough um ridiculous but i'm gonna say real yeah i'm gonna say

do you know what you watched Home Alone 4 over Christmas with Robin right and they were in an empty house right squatting over the road right no Home Alone 3 was that

Home Alone 3 you did watch Home Alone 4 I watched Home Alone 3 which was actually not as bad as I remember it being wasn't too bad Home Alone 4 was like a fucking a nightmare

I've never seen it it was like an acid trip right if anyone listens who's involved in that anyway I'm really sorry and I don't like

slagging off other people's art but fucking hell it was like it was like I felt hung over watching it it was mad do I need to watch it

no no it was mental okay it was like someone had told you about Home Alone when pissed

and then you would went and told someone else at the story right fucking mad okay so i'll not bother um but you watched home alone three when they were in an abandoned house over the road so i feel like you've made and and they had to go to an airport and they were and something got picked up in an airport so i think that one with the burglars i think you've made that up. I think you've made that up. But I think, what's the other one again? Wasps more likely to sting if you're horny. Okay.

I can reveal that at the start of 2023, you're one for one. You are wrong there. You are wrong. Wasps making you more likely to sting if you're horny. I made that up. That was from my silly little, sick little brain.

Oh man. Don't know where it came from. Dog is real. Yes. Dog dog is real yes dog man is real is there a picture and the burglars that is also true

but it was a fucking absolutely nuts story but here we are right hang on is he a collie is he an old school collie

like the black and he's Lassie he looks like Lassie ah god right I've got to be careful turning the laptop around no okay so it's brown and white yeah this is like a Lassie he He looks like Lassie. Ah, God! Right. I've got to be careful turning the laptop around. No, okay, so it's brown and white.

Yeah, this is like Lassie. He basically looks like Lassie. Yes, I'm so excited. I'm going to be careful turning the laptop around because I don't want to pull the things off of the mic, right? This is 12 grand.

Normal reaction. This is like 12 and a half grand, right? God knows how much it was to post it. Right. I want you amazing. Everyone listening, pause it, get the photo up now

and listen to Rosie's reaction when she sees it. Are you ready three two one fuck me i don't say that he'd be up for that no that's that's really real oh isn't that terrifying if he honestly if someone was walking him down the street i would have to look for a good five minutes until I realised. That's unbelievable. Oh, there's a video. There's a video, yeah. No, that's a real dog, Chris. I'm telling you it's not a real dog. That's a real dog.

Isn't that absolutely insane? That's... wow. There he is eating his dinner. There he is in a hammock. In a hammock. Chris, that's a real dog. It's not a real dog. It is...

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