Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss easter money, the reverse of toxic masculinity and why Chris is retiring from cooking! Chris explains why he has been tearing up and what led to a face off with a teenager whilst Rosie has some opinions to share about the TV Show, Summer House and she's been busy with an underwear clear out. All of this plus a listener reveals her husbands egg habit and an Auzzie gets in touch to share his beef with Chris! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: [e-mail] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming up on this week's episode, I'm annoyed. I attempted to join the litter police. Ick. We'll chat a little bit about Easter money. Spoiled. They're all spoilt these kids these days. It's disgusting. Chris experiences the opposite of toxic masculinity. Made us cry. I've been doing a bit of crying this week. You can't stop. We've got our beefs with each other.

We've got voice notes and questions as always. And I get owned big time from all the way down under. And I prove, once again, embarrassedly, why I failed history. Oh, she really does. It's painful, painful. Enjoy. Enjoy. Enjoy. Visit BetMGM Casino and check out the newest exclusive. The Price is Right Fortune Pick. BetMGM and GameSense remind you to play responsibly.

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I couldn't speak. Shagm married and annoyed. Ninoid. Shag married and annoyed. Welcome to the show. Yeah, we've actually put the heating on in the studio today. So I'm already in a better mood than I was last time. Like, genuinely last week, we were like, what was wrong with you then?

Why was it so? Why couldn't we get in the mood? Freezing. Really, really cold. So thank you for putting the heating on. Totally my fault. So I'll be honest with you. I'm sure I've mentioned this to you before.

And it doesn't apply for a podcast. And I don't know why I still think it does. I heard years ago Gieleno keeps his audience cold that's what that's just it's like a bit of showbiz you know But that's awful

I don't want to be caught Who wants to be called? So apparently if you're too comfortable and too hot you won't laugh Right That's like the thing And it does work Because when I've done Edinburgh fringe venues

And they've been fucking sweltering Yeah The audience, you know You're just like Yeah It's the same as sometimes If you do a Sunday night gig And everyone's had a Sunday dinner

And a little pint Yeah Okay, fair enough Yeah And there used to be these gigs That ran in cinemas There was one in Leicester, there was one in Coventry,

there was one in Bristol, in, what were they called? Showcase cinemas. And sometimes it was in like the premiere screen thing, which was like massive big, massive big, beautiful, comfortable chairs. Right. And padded everything.

You don't want that. Fucking like, it was like doing a gig in an empty air and cupboard. Yeah. Awful. And so yeah, I've always had that in my head, like keep the audience cold. But like, I'm not the,

like, we're not the audience. We're actually the performers. So we should be actually warm mum of do this. So that's my fault. Again, takes a massive, huge, athletic man to admit that he's wrong. You take so long

to explain stuff. What the fuck are you rambling on about a fucking cinema? I'm too hot. Shut up. We went over this years ago. Snapy, quick. Stop prattling on. Okay, I'll try me best. How long we got, how long we do it? Seven years. That was, you talked there about a fucking cinema gig

for one and a half minute. Just explaining it. Well, the audience is gone. gone where they're gone to cinema? Probably. Too comfortable, man, they're not enjoying it. Listen, thank you everyone. Shut up.

Okay. Thank you. And I'm in a good mood today. Don't ruin it. It's radiating off you, love. Radiating off you. Thank you everyone for all of your love on the recent video that we put out.

Yes. And do you want to tell them all, you're going back on tour, aren't you? Yes. I've extended the tour. Yes. And it's the audience's fault, Rosie. It's not my fault.

Liar. Liar. Very much the victim here. You sat there in that chair. Numerous times. A few month ago, and you told me. that you were not extending the tour.

I know. What made you change your mind? The audiences have been so good. It's been so fun. And it's the best, you know, without sounding like your dig it yet, it's the best show I've ever done. Listen.

Yeah. It is the best show you've ever done. I saw it at the Apollo. Yes. And it is the best show you've done. Thank you. So, like, yeah, okay. Thank you.

I am supportive. It might, autumn tour. It very much goes into December. Yeah. It's very, it's not. It's global warming on that. You know, the seasons are changing. You know, what is autumn? What is autumn? What is, what is autumn? Baby don't hurt me.

Are you going to go to Australia? No, no. I would love to. But I would miss the kids. We could come. Nah, I don't want that either. It's weird. I'm in a cash 22 of like, I don't want to take his with us, but I don't want to leave you. That's upsetting. that's sad

that's really sad we've got we could go to America I think we'd do better we've got a lot we've got a lot of listeners Australia I think we do a lot but I think we'd do a lot better

in Australia than it were I'm up for it, I'll come I suppose if we're spaced it out and it wasn't just like because people go hey treat it as a holiday and you go yeah well I can't drink in the sunshine

in a place that's got the best sunshine and some of the best craft lagers on the fucking planet I can't drink during the day because I've got that was a same as one went and let's go for like a month yeah and I'll do four gigs

yeah Right at the beginning. Yeah? Oh, I'd be up for that. Okay. All right. Put it there, mate. Oh, well, yeah, they're going to hear that and they're going to kick.

Well, we're not going to be allowed to get in. We're going to get there. We're going to get to the, you know, the customs where they check, all your fruit and that. If you've got fruit, you know, you see them on the tell you and they get kicked back, whatever. And they're going to go, is this you do in this accent? And you're going to go, yeah, yeah? And they're going to go back on the plane. You filthy racists.

That's fine. Sorry, the tickets are on sale now. Yes, it's Friday. Because that really upset me. You hate that, don't you? So we'll put the video out the other day. You told me, put this video out today. And I went right, okay, and then I went to share the link.

And I looked at the tickets. And they weren't on sale yet. And I was like, why have you shared the video? Everyone does it. Kevin Bridges has announced a tour recently and I saw on his Instagram. I hate it when I have to do it, but it's the way. He did it. Exactly same as me.

I'm announcing it. There's all the dates. Pre-sale on a Thursday. Well, I'm telling you right now, you've lost the ADHD kids. I know. Including me, looked on and went the office sale yet oh I'll not remember

to buy them tickets and then they'll all go so great well we'll just have to make another video with some more of your incredible acting

yeah Rosie's acting by the way guys oh thanks I love acting I've done the acting well you've been pretending to like me

for seven years on here so it's obviously yeah do you think I pretend to like you on here because I think I'm horrible yeah but you do it through a veil of love

guys thank you so much for listening thank you so much for being here Thank you so much for watching. If you are, please consider subscribing on YouTube. It would be bloody lovely. And without further ado, it's time for this week's lucrative, lucrative sponsor. This week's sponsor is telling a kid in a skateboard park to pick up some litter and him just fucking ignoring you.

Oh, yeah. This was, this was, uh... Do you know what actually? You've done something really impressive, though? Maybe we've done something really impressive. I thought Robin would have killed you for doing that, but he actually was fully on board. And he was like, that kid was terrible. Yeah.

not picking up that rubbish. So at first he wasn't. You didn't hear him say, Dad, you've just mortified as I'm so embarrassed. Oh, right, okay. Okay,

but that's actually the correct response. That was the correct. But then he realized that I was, he watched them drop more litter in a nice, really nice skateboard park, and he got on board with me. And I'm,

I'm not kidding. Guys, I'm old, I'm feeling old. I'm 39, I'm 40 this year. I felt like an old man going and telling this child

to pick up some litter. And he just fucking refused. I don't know if anyone's done it but I literally went mate I went Can you pick your little There's a bin over there

And he went What? And I went there's a bin over there When you've just dropped loads of lit there Can you pick it up? He went, it's not mine I've just seen you drop it He went yeah but it wasn't mine

I took the sausage roll out of it It was my mate's bag I went but you dropped it You went well he can pick it up I went no you pick it up And just go and put it in the bin And he skated off And he was on his bike sorry

I'm not kidding And I'm not proud of this I fucking stayed at him For 20 men minutes until he picked it up. He picked it up in the end. He picked that one bit up and he put it in his bag. He wouldn't water the bin. He put it in his bag. Sometimes it takes the dressing down from an older person, but...

I genuinely don't think I dressed him down. I think he couldn't have two fucks. I've never felt so emasculated and less powerful in the entire life. Sometimes people are a lost cause. It's one thing I never did as a kid. Littered. Oh, I hate it. I hate it. We've talked about this before. I've told about me made.

My mom and dad were so strict about littering. Like, well, my mom was really straight. I wasn't allowed to get me EAS pia's until I was 15. Yeah. All my mate's got their belly button pierced. And it's a bone of contention that I just wasn't allowed. You would talk for one second about, oh, your mom came in with a brief yesterday,

and he had a massive stick with a bottle on top with some nuts in the bottle with it tied in. And it was like a marching band rattle stick. And she went to you, we used to do this all the time when we were kids. And you went, but you fucking didn't do it with us. And my mom, yeah, it skipped a generation. Because that would have took effort.

Oh, no, I don't know. My mom and dad won't mint. But, like, they worked full-time and they had three kids. Of course. And they couldn't be asked. Yeah, yeah. There's loads of times we can't be asked.

Our generation was raised by a fucking TV, man. I was raised by a TV. Actually, I take that back. We are, I'm sick of the way we parent. I think we're two, we're just too available. Yeah. The kids, our kids are back at school now, thank you. Oh, yes.

We, Rief, especially. He is a Velcro child. He will not leave me the fuck alone. Yeah. like go and play I don't want to read this book do this game with us and I'm like at one point I went no

and he went you're rude you're being rude I don't want to play a game you're rude he fucking loves a bit of that oh I know oh you're or when I'll say no so many times

and then he'll keep going and I won't answer him and he'll go you're ignoring me and I'll go I told you I've said no I'm not answering you again it's rude to ignore somebody Oh, Jesus Christ I just leave us alone.

Just before going to the jingle I'm going to the actual podcast proper. I've got an idea in my head. Okay. I'm going to implement both of them 50 quid potter money a week, right? Listen, keep listening. 50 pound a week, right?

But every time I hear you say, Dad, you lose a pound. I will not. So they're never allowed to speak to you? No fucking money will leave my wallet. I'm telling you. Not a fucking penny will leave my wallet. They'll be in debt to me by the Friday.

Oh, I know, it's ridiculous. Dad, everything. Mom. But they do it while, the most annoying bit is they do it, I've told you this before, they do it while they're talking to us. While they're talking to us.

I hate, but it all makes sense because my mom, we used to take the Mick, the whole entire life, because my mom used to literally not look up from my paper and she'd go, go away,

go away, go away, over and over again. And now, in this weird Porn voice Yeah Go away

and now I'm like I fully get it I've heard you say it I've heard you see it Yeah Well because we took the piss out of for years Like his kids would be like

Do you remember when mom used to be like Go away And now I'm like Shit Yeah Yeah Back in there

Back in there Watch a tell you Go back in there Watch a tell you That's what I said It was in the day I went I do not want to play

A game I'm your mom I'm doing the watching Oh fuck It just seems like there's only two choices you're either Mr. Tumble or yet there's an iPad. There doesn't seem there's any middle ground.

Well, muggins here, one and two muggins, banned all of the devices, didn't we? For a whole day. That was good. Jesus Christ. It's been tough, guys. But they're back. I've got a load more gray hairs, but they're back at school.

Come on. Gotta go back. No. No. What? They're not even in time. What, oh, is it me? Don't.

Don't. Back, back to school again. You can sing along. Just do it. Oh, no. I got the slag off from you, correct him? I don't know the words. Have you made this up?

All right, okay. Greece too. Fuck Greece and Greece 2 and Greece 2 and Greece 3 and all of the greases. And the country, not the country, that's racist. I love Greece the country. Here's the jingle. We're going in July. We had to fight about the jingle.

We couldn't settle on a jingle. Jingle do. So this is the jingle Jingle jing gone. We hope you like the jingle. Jinggo. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. Jingo!

Hello and welcome back to the show. I got told to be quiet because I started saying something and you said, be quiet. You said it again. So you started singing, first of all, they're singing in Greece 2. They're singing back, back, back to school again because they're all 40 yard and they're going back. And we were supposed to believe that there were children. I know. I totally fully did.

And then you did your thing again where you said, I wonder if Ray would like Greece 2. No, I am fed up. Greece 2 is a bit rude. Greece 1 maybe. I am fed up of being in a different room and you're in the front of. room with the kids and I get a notification on my phone, Amazon Prime, something's been rented for four quid or whatever. And I think, there's another four quid down the toilet because they're going to watch 20 minutes of Problem Child and then Demandit gets turned off. And once again,

I walked in the room, what did he call it? You called someone a dickhead or a dick. Straight away. A PG? Dick. Just holding Dick around, great. Not actual dick. You know what I've been. Really inappropriate, but we, that's what, Problem Child was one of our favourite kid programs as a kid. Pass me by. The first time I saw it was the idea when I was. watching it. Really? Yeah, yeah. Even problem child too as well. I would not have watched number two without seeing the first one.

Of course, yeah. Well, you know, my dad quote it all the time. You'll have heard him? What is it? He says, get rid of that kid! Not get rid of that kid, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. He does. He's seen my dad, literally. I can, I would put a lot of money on the fact that every time I've seen my dad. He's said it. In my life, he said it.

Brilliant. And also another one that we used to no, honestly, get rid of that kid! Another one that we used to say was there, bring me back something French. Bring him back some French. Every time someone went somewhere. Classic. Classic. Classic. Classic. Um, something quite funny happened this morning. Yes. I don't know if it's funny, but it's just a thing. So my friend Hazel is currently pregnant. Did you know that?

Yes. They were expecting. Yes. Her and Andrew. And she sent me a voice note this morning at 8. And it was just about, she can't. Offensively early for a voice note, but whatever. That's fine. She can't make one of the rehearsals that mean her I meant to go to. And I reply. And I replied. with a voice note. I'll play the voice note. Right. Okay. And it's just one of those things that proves that she hasn't

got kids yet. So this is the voice note that I sent her back. Good morning. Sorry about Mordard in the background. That's absolutely fine with me. Don't worry about it. I'm easy.

So that's Rave on the piano, right? Not the piano, the keyboard. It's a keyboard. We think we've got a fucking grand piano in the house. That's just in the kitchen. And she was like, where the hell are you? And I was like in the kitchen.

And this is what she, you've got it all to come. You've got it all to come. Fucking hell. The naivety before you have kids. She literally was like, who's playing? The piano before 8 o'clock?

I was like, fucking Rief. Like they've both been on it. And that's the quietest thing he's done this morning. Oh, they normally play the demo. Yeah. Have the demo on full. blast man. So I just thought like, do you remember?

Do you just like, you just have no idea, no idea what it's going to be like? And God lover. Yeah. Like, who's playing the kids? They are literally, He'sle. They are doing whatever they fucking want before whatever time they want. And this is the first day back at school. Yeah.

They've played that shit before six in the morning a couple of times. Well, I replied saying, I hope you've really. ready for like noises from half five and one. They have no concept of what time it is. Oh, I'm up. So it's morning. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Awful.

Get rid of the kids. Get rid of them kids. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. I want to tell you something that happened yesterday. Oh. That I've been holding back on. Oh. Because we've been together. Yes. It was a rollercoast of emotions.

So obviously people who listen to the podcast regularly don't know that we don't, we just hold stuff off to tell each other. Yeah. Is that? So. Is that toxic? It's just, I love it. We'll talk about it in the divorce proceedings. Listen, I was driving along.

I went, I love you. I love you so much. I actually, sometimes I like it when something happens and I go, I'll hold this back for the podcast because you get here at the same time as everyone else in a way. So we're starting to get nice days. You know, the weather is starting to get lovely.

Sorry, you meant... I thought it meant since the death or something like... No, no, we're not having nice time. I mean, the sun's fucking shining. We start to get sunny days, right? And we've got sunny days, right? And we've got a little mini, a little convertible mini, right? Which you do say that I look like a bit of an ick when I drive it.

Well, somebody, our friend and Chloe said it. As soon as you said it, I went, oh yeah, maybe it's right. Well, look, I'm not bothered, right? I just enjoy myself sometimes. So when it's a nice day, I went and dropped Robin off at a little camp thing he was doing a little holiday camp. And I was driving back, right? I was driving back.

It's now better than the wind blowing in your hair. Listen. Convertibles, I get it. I had, the music turned up and I was singing along. And I had me, you know, me lilac jumper. me funky sort of slightly purpley jump

and my violet jump and I had the top down and I had my sunglasses on I had my cap on and I was banging the steering wheel and I was singing away and I was driving along and on the left hand side of the road

was a big burly bloke and he was in orange overalls and he was morned the lawns on the dual carriageway for the council and he had or might be private I don't know if he was council or private

I'm not sure and he had yeah he had big yeah defenders on So he mustn't have realised that what he said when I drove past I heard because he had that he had offenders on.

What did he say? So I'm driving towards him and I look at him and I'm thinking right and I'm banging on the steering and I'm like no, he's not going to be a fan of this he's going to think I'm a fucking prick but I'm enjoying myself. I'm not letting any negativity bring us down

I'm going to keep singing and I'm banging away I say yeah and as I went past I heard him audibly say go on son Oh I didn't expect that Neither did I

And you know what I did He went Go on son And I just punched my hand in the air Because I didn't have the roof on Oh I'm buzzing with this And he looked I'm welling up now

Thinking about it It was such positivity It was so nice What's the What's the opposite of toxic masculinity I don't know But he's got it He's got it in spades

It was so nice And I went on the corner I weld up slightly I weld up I was like Oh I thought you were gonna see called you well of course I was expecting

fucking prick like I was expecting that 100% but that would have said more about him as a person he's obviously happy he's obviously

confident in himself and he's just saying someone having a nice time I would love that job in the nice weather in the nice weather you only you only cut grass in the summer

do you really yeah doesn't really get cut in the winter I don't know oh well there you get on there so but yeah fucking fair play to that man

thank you oh nice made my day that's two times I've cried this week what was the other time in Builder Bay and in

also not to be well done you for not giving a shit yeah well I didn't I was like say what you want and he actually ended up seeing such a good thing

I know I can be right dick sometimes about men because honestly like you just do I think we need to live in a world where men and women are completely

fucking different like we are we're very different and it can't just be a coincidence that every fucking friend I talk to who's a woman who's married oh man the same shit

you know what I mean you're all very similar yeah well there's been a thing for years in comedy of like oh don't talk about the difference between men and women attack. And you go, but it's fucking life.

Look at this podcast. Look at what we do. Look at how many people come up to us and they go, you're like my partner and I'm like, sometimes it's something. It's very much sometimes the other way around with us. I'm very, very regularly the woman. And I've got a bit of toxic masculine.

Quite a lot of it. And you've got a lush cock. I don't even know what to say to that. But I just sometimes think with everything that's going on in the world because there is some really fucking horror. men much more percentage-wise than women that I think you get a bad rap and I and I just think I just every now and again and as a mother of sons I like to just say that there is some wonderful men out there and you know I know a lot of really nice blokes oh there will go so and

him on the thing tractor no wasn't a tractor no he wasn't on it just get these stuff ready out of the van and he just go on nice one stuff did sorry what else we're when else did you cry Bill De Be. Oh Jesus. Cried in Builder Bay. Okay. I was actually there as well and I don't, I didn't know that you cry.

Yeah, the girl doing it realized I was crying. So I went out. Why did you cry? So I went out with my mates on Saturday night and I did that thing. I woke up on Sunday feeling grief. You told me you were not hung over. I thought I was fine.

And then when they put that, then when she gave that little heart to Rief, when Rife picked that little heart out in Bilderbeah, and I still remember it. Rub it on your hearts so it's filled with love, rub it in your arms so it gets lots of cuddles,

rub it on your nose so it love it. Rub it on your cheeks, so it's cheesy, but I'm sorry, that's the nose one. Yeah? Rub it on its nose, so it knows. How dare you. So it's spelled completely different.

Majestic, doesn't matter. It's a play on words, it's majestic. This brought, rub it on your cheeks, so it's cheek. That was cute. Then he put the heart in, and she looked, and she was literally doing that eye out,

and she was like, oh, yeah, yeah, and she glanced up with me, and I was welled up, and she didn't see it, but I felt it. Okay. I didn't even notice. Yeah. I was welling up. Just, I was like, and then I really, I was like, I think I'm a bit, I think I'm a little bit hung over here.

Yeah. So. I'm glad you didn't tell us. No, I didn't tell you the last of once, but yeah, it was, it got us. It got us, build a way. It's good system you got going. Nice. Just, it got us. Yeah.

Good. That was a fun day though because they got Easter money. Mm-hmm. Which, what? My parents. Who are they? Yeah. Who are they?

Easter money. A pair of them. See, it was always a thing in my childhood. Nah. No. Money at Easter? Yeah, you never got it, did you? No.

Yeah. I got 20 pounds for me 18th birthday. That's fucking... Terrible. It was not terrible. I mean, you just didn't have much money, but that's... God almighty. I mean, I might have got...

I can't really fully remember, but giving money at times of year was not a thing. We got Easter eggs and all that kind of shit, but never money. Anyway, my mom gave them more. 50 quid. My dad, which I need to tell my dad actually, because my Viz he needs to throw it. He gave

them 30 quid each. And like I just it's just mad. It just blows me mind. Anyway, what, what, what, it's, I'm guessing this is in lieu of an Easter egg, but what are they getting fabergy eggs? No, they've got an Easter egg as well. God fucking damn it. They've got Easter eggs and money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Madness, in it? Anyway, it's very kind of them. You know, it's lovely, but trying to like explain the reef that his money's gone. Oh, that's all right. when he wants something else and it's just like, I'd rather. And then Robin had money left and he bought something

of a rife. Which was very kind. Yeah, but he's fucking held it over him, nods. I'm currently re-watching the Sopranos. He's worse than some of the fucking guys who lend people money. I know, so he had...

Worse than the Lord Sharks. He spent 20 quid of his money on the tech deck thing, which he loved to be fair. And then he spent a tenor on getting rafed this little Mario thing, which he loves as well. But then every day since

he's been like, Um, um, do you know how I was really kind and, uh, and I, and I'm like,

no, that doesn't work like that. There was a tenor on the side the other day in the kitchen and he went, can I have this tenor? And I went, no, it's mine.

And he went, but I go, I bought away with that thing. I went, you did. You did buy away for that thing. Yeah. Goodness.

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or if someone says something where you think, oh, I should know that, you'll, like, laugh along until you work out what it is. Does that make sense? I think women do it as well. I think you do it as like in a group, you know, someone say... I don't think I've done it for a while. Well, maybe, right, well, maybe we're a bit more immature, right?

But it was the most ridiculous example I've seen of it ever, right? So one lad went to another lad, where's gas? And the lad who was explaining, like, the lad answered them. So I only basically heard a little bit of this. So, Sean said to Michael, where's gas? Yeah. Michael said the response, and I didn't quite hear him, and Sean evidently didn't quite hear him either,

because Sean's response was, oh, salt in the cat, eh? And then I went, what? And he went, salt in the cat. As if it's like a sexual innuendo? And Michael went, no. I said short on the cash. Oh, my God. And I went to Sean, I went,

what the fuck did you think salt in the cat meant? And he went, oh, I didn't know, I thought he meant like he was like shagging his last. Saltin the Cat But he was fully on board Immediately on board with it Where's guys Saltin the Cat

Oh, is he Go on, God Legend Salting the Cat Oh God Saltin the Cat Shorten the Cat I fucking lost it

I was laughing for 10 minutes It was great But he just was straight away Oh I said I knew that I haven't heard of Fair enough Salting the Cat I think I have done stuff like that

Before it'll be paid Yeah Saltin the Cat Yeah Sometimes you've got to stay in with your wife and you got to salt that cat. Salt that cat. Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Babadoo, babado, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. I read an interesting fact the other day. Mm-hmm. There has been a research from the American Psychological Association. Yes. Hard fact, science-based research here. Love it. Love a fact. Yes.

79% of men apologize even when they're right just to end the argument with their wife. Great. Good. Good. Yeah? 79% that's high. 79% Oh. Just apologize

just to end the argument. Okay. Do you believe that? Um, don't know. Yeah, maybe. Just because I think it's, women are such a nightmare

and arguing sometimes that even when the man's right, he just apologises just to be over with the argument. Mm-hmm. Right, okay. I don't know what you want from this. well in a perfect world

I wanted you to disagree with it and then I would say no problem love you right love you but you're completely fucked with you I kind of agree with it but like I don't know I could see that

totally see that right wow I did not did not expect that I was baiting it I was rage baiting you there I thought you'd be like what that's disgusting an hour ago no you're right darling

and go a cheeky rink with the camera I've told you I've got a bit of toxic masculinity Oh, well, good. Well, we'll just know that I never, ever... Back down. Back down. Well, studies suggest that men are more likely to pull back quickly

and try and end arguments during conflict. According to the Gottlerman Institute, men often experience higher physical stress during arguments than women, including a faster heart rate and higher blood pressure. Because of this, they may be more likely to shut down or end the discussion early. Okay, good.

You're bullying me? that's what that is no one not oh well about time okay so I mean I didn't live through the 50s but I don't think it was very nice

you go on like you did I don't know what you want us to fucking say it like I haven't got I haven't really got an answer that's not going to offend somebody right okay

so good I'm really trying to not say exactly what's on my mind all the time I understand I understand yeah

because I watched a video this is such just stupid thing. There was a girl. I love the program Summer House, right? There's a lot of drama going on at the minute. It's really upsetting, actually. What is Summer House, please?

It's a show on Bravo about, it's been on for years. I've watched it since the very beginning. It's about people who, like single people, one of the couples are married and the go to the house in the Hamptons. They're work in New York and every weekend in the summer the go to the house in the Hamptons

and the cameras open. It's just, it's chat. You know I love this shit, right? It's love Ireland. American Love Island, essentially. No, because there's no, like... Lovehouse. It's not, they're not, they don't have to hook up,

they're just mates who are away and, you know. But they're real mates. This is documentary. They're kind of, they're not really real mates. I think it's been a bit set up, but then they do end up being mates. Yeah, but there's like a proper drama going on at the minute where two of them are seeing each other.

But one of them is like married and then it's a, ex, it's a best friend's like ex-boyfriend. It's really awful and don't get me wrong. Like, so my opinion is, She was really unhappy in our marriage. And her husband, like, he's great telly. They're just not meant for each other. Right.

But he's cheated on her loads so I can understand why she's so unhappy and just finally had her end of her tether. And she's now with this lad who's in there, but he used to be going out with her best friend. So she's really, she has fucked over our best mate. Right. Right. She has.

Like, it's not cool. But at the same time, the whole, the internet has absolutely, like, yes, it is frowned upon. It's not great. She's being a really shitty friend. People's feelings are getting hurt. Yeah. People are hurt.

But at the same time, holy shit. Like, back off. But then I suppose it's the, it's sort of like, if you do reality tell you, this is what you've got to take. You open the daughter. You open the daughter with. But at the same time, the internet has not learned anything from reality stars literally topping themselves. Yeah. And because of how unkind people are and trolling.

And I just genuinely, I don't know the girl at all. I've watched her on telly for years and I'm actually worried about her. Jesus. Well, because I just think, like, yeah, she's being a shitty friend, she's cheated on her husband, but, like,

what the, I don't think it warrants strangers telling her that she's a piece of shit. Yeah, strangers who don't know the full story. They know what they've seen on the telly. Yeah, anyway, you know, like, rightfully so, our friend should be upset, rightfully so her husband's a bit like, fucking hell. But, and she's getting all the shit,

the guy, the guy who's done it is really not getting any shit. Well, that's all the case. Well, he kind of is, but he's not. Anyway, that's just... Because she was the one who was married. It's great, telly. It's great to watch.

But at the same time, I just think, you know, the whole B kind thing, it still exists. That lasts a five minutes. I know, I know. And then what'll happen is, God forbid, if anything happened to her, everyone would literally be like,

oh my God, I can't believe it. And you go, did you comment about it? Yeah, happens with everything. So it's just like, I think, you can comment on it, but at the same time, remember that these are, they're actually people. That's just my 10 cents.

Anyway, what was I talking about? I don't know. Suddenly my explanation of the cinema as at the beginning just seemed like a little quick hit bit. It's a sound bite, if anything, wasn't it? I'm sorry. All the way through that, I was just trying to think of a way to make it light at the end. You're totally right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, but what?

Taxi. Babadoo, babadoo, babadu, bab. It's time for what you be. What? Beef with my... Beef, beef, beef. Would you like to go first? Yes.

Go. So mine is a beef sort of veiled in a compliment. Always happened me for a compliment. Oh, look at me. Hold me pockets open and catch all the compliments in. Okay, so last night you made tea. I did make tea. It was nothing special.

What? No, no. It wasn't. Is this the beef? No. It was fish finger wraps. It was fish finger wraps. Yeah.

It was just so lovely getting a te. I put rave to bed and then. you tech saying it's ready and it was like you don't understand how nice is the person who cooks all the time it was so lovely going downstairs you know I do appreciate the fact that you're an amazing cook and you cook these incredible mussels and I know I'm not that good but I did the fish fingers

well nice posh chunky fish fingers lush Marxies and then I chopped all the lettuce up protein wraps protein wraps lettuce red onion broccoli tender stem broccoli yeah you're getting a bit musly there mate well done tend to stem broccoli in a little bowl that had it all set out. Gorgeous.

It was lovely. But the beef is veiled within this. Oh, great. My beef with you is that you said to me last night as an almost 40-year-old man, you know, father of two. Yeah. I've never cut a red onion before.

I've never. How? How the hell have you got through life? Up to 39 years old without cutting an onion? I've cut an onion. onions, when I make a spaghetti ball, when I make a spaghetti, when I make a spaghetti,

when I make a spaghetti bowliners, I dice that, I use the Simon Rimmer technique for the onion, chopped in half, and then hold the half, length, length, in, in, dice, dice, perfect.

Thank you very, big shout out to Simon Rimmer. But red onion, when I get it at like Subway or something or when I, well, I don't get it, when I see someone, have it, because it repeat, it bloody repeats on us, I'll be honest,

three, it just repeats on us all day. I'll be Burlington all night. When I see it, they're in like crescent moon shapes. They're about an inch and a half long and they're in these thin crescent moon shapes. And I thought, how do I do that? And about halfway through doing it, I thought, I don't know how to do that.

And I just left it. They were too thick. They were massive, yeah. I might as well put a full onion in there. Yeah, it's just an awful, awful vegetable. Oh, they're not. So, okay, then, so you want it diced? No.

Well, exactly. Thinner. Fucking Goldilocks of fucking onions. I hate it. Thinner. I don't understand how I do it thinner Because I don't know how I do it thinner Leave less space between the cuts

You moron But in what shape? What are you talking? Either side Either way It's good luck So you want it just right You want not diced

You want not chunks You want it in the middle You cut them like that thick Like an inch thick Put less in Put three bits in No you want them thinner So they're just sort of like sprinkled

But not diced No I hate this I'm not cutting a bit That's it I'm retiring let it be known today was the day I read look you had it

you spoiled it you spoil yourself you got greedy I had I could have done them forever but you've spoiled it I'm too nervous now I can't do it anymore I'm shut up my beef with you is

you are currently on a daily basis like some kind of torture to me and the children flip flopping on whether we should get a dog or not flip flopping so first of all

two things make your fuck of mind up second thing if I knew you were well into dogs which you claim we've not been for years but now he seemed to be a dog person we could have just had some dogs and not have to have kids just saying cheaper I don't have they are I could fancy one like

yeah the only problem is the only dog that I want is a golden retriever the only dog I've ever wanted I'd love that dog my auntie Cath had a dog Jack the golden retriever I spoke about before Absolutely. It's the only dog I've ever... No, I have loved other dogs, but it was...

Gardener's dogs. I love the gardeners dogs. Oh, lush. Turn up with them. But they molt. They molt. I watch the video on them. They don't mold that bad. You've just got to brush them twice a week or once a week or something. It's gone in the garden and brush them. They mould like hell. I do not want to be... The medium shedders. I saw the video.

Listen, I'm going to say something right now and I'm going to upset a lot of people. Yeah. I fucking can't bear people who've got pet hair on them. I think it's the most violent. thing ever. Get a lint roller from H&M. You buy them in the basket at the front. But I'm a lazy bitch.

I will end up being, I'm going to smell like dog, and I'm going to have dog hair all over us, and I'm going to hate myself. There it is. Oh, God, I hate it. I hate it. Just cat hair, dog hair. Oh, it really upsets us.

My mate was out. On my make him out on Saturday night, and his girlfriend just moved in with him, she's got a cat. She's got a cat. It looks like a fucking, it looks like a lion, gorgeous cat. White.

and he looked like he'd rolled to the pub through a barbershop floor. Oh, see, right? Well, I'm okay. I don't want one. Great. There it is. And there's the flip floor.

And there's the flip floor on a daily basis. Because I don't like hair. But then, but then I feel like we're living a world where everyone's got the same kind of dog because they are hypoallergenic. Yeah. And we're going to know other dogs exist

because everyone's just so bothered about hair, which clearly I am as well. So I totally get it. But I really. But I think if we're getting, the hair thing wouldn't upset us as much once I fell in love with the dogs. Yes, which you would do instantly.

Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, look, I'm just saying, just saying one day I might just turn up with a dog. Simple as that. That's how you need to do it. Oh, shit, okay.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Wow. Don't tell us. Just go and do it. Or to get you used to it, I could just go to the hairdressers

and come back with a bag of hair and just put a handful of hair on you every day until you're fully used to it. Okay, we're joking. People have listened to this for years. You will be more. upset about the hair than I am I right? Am I right?

Oh, am I wrong? If you just turn up with a puppy. Because I would have done that but I can't be asked. Wow. And I feel like I actually need more compromises in my life. That's why I don't get loads. I don't get any surprises. You get loads of surprises.

You get loads. What? You've never ever took me away for a surprise weekend or anything like that. Because you're a control freak. No, I'm not. You are. I'm not. Where are going?

Why this weekend? I've got that I didn't tell you about. Oh, I haven't washed this. Oh, I'm on my period. Oh, God, I had a fully strike yesterday. I don't want to go away at was far. I haven't done me tan. There it is.

Oh my God, are you getting a puppy? Maybe. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Listen, if I just turn it with a puppy, right, you wore me one. You have to let me salt your cat.

Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. back. It's time for questions from the public. It's from the public. As always, if you'd like to get in touch, it's shagged Married, annoyed at gmail.com. And the number that I know off by heart, and I'm definitely not just opening the iPad, the podcast app to have a look, is 07-874-40-6066650. If you would like to send in a voice note, please do.

We're bloody love listening to them and hearing from you. Yes. Hello, Rosie, Chris. I'm here on the Gold Coast in Australia, and it is absolutely. awesome to drive to work. Listen to your show. Honestly, it makes me laugh out loud. I've just finished the episode.

Listen to Chris's discussion on his underwear getting washed. Nuts, mate. Honestly, you've got to pack that in, eh? I mean, the mouth washing that Rosie must have to do. Just because that, mate, that needs to be tightened up there, dude. Working it out.

This is going to sound really nerdy of me, but I just listen to you, you say it, And it was like, hang on a second. Averagely, that's like at least two a day with your bed pants as well. That's three. That's over a thousand times your underwear is getting washed through the year, mate. Honestly, Rosie, I feel for you. Grice, back in here, mate.

Get assorted out. All right, I love you guys. I'm not fucking too in Australia ever. Fuck him and fuck that whole place. What a piece of shit. What a, honestly. That is. I was so excited at the beginning of that fucking voice.

Again, Australians, what are you doing? He sounds lush. Oh, he's... Is he lush? Oh, he's definitely lush, my. Is he lush, isn't he? Honestly. He's just lush.

He walked out of his house. He fought and killed an alligator. He wrestled a snake. He jumped in the car. Surfboards on the roof. Yeah. He drove to the... He had a surf.

Eating a shrimp. He came back. There's multiple shrimps on all kinds of barbies all over the place there. I'm surprised we didn't he had the car. corks on his hat knocking together while he was talking there. A little fucking cork-based Jumanji. Listen mate, right, there was no need for that maths attack, but he's right, yeah.

No, it is ridiculous. And also, actually, you might need to buy, like, new boxes. Oh, my God, you're going to be so proud of me. I got rid of so much underwear the other day. Just, I've kept underway for years. Was this for that back to go on the skip? Yeah, why? Yeah, no, that's...

I kept that. Great. I'm joking. No, it's just I've kept underway for years that I've bought, right? Like, for some reason, I just keep thinking that one day I'm going to be a 10 again, a size 10. And I'm not. I'm never going to be a size 10 ever again. I'm not.

Unless I take the jab, which I'm not going to. I'm never going to be. And I'm okay with that now. I'm like, you know what? I will live between a 12 and a 14 forever because I'm actually quite happy, right? So I finally got rid of all my old sexy knickers So I'm sorry Yay

Sorry But I did get rid What a day I got rid of a lot of stained knickers I got rid of just Just Bad choices I need to do the same

Because I don't know if you're away But you know my sock draw Ridiculous My sock draw is one of those Full So an IKEA cup It's the full width Bottom

Metal mesh draw that you can pull out full to the point of way it actually bumps up like a Victoria sponge in the middle I only use

and keep reusing the the white little 10 or 12 pairs that keep getting washed and then drop back on the top everything else in that

draw and never gets touched unless I have to go to the trampoline park in which I'll dig through and I'll get one of them take an hour

and get rid you've had them we're hoarders we are pure holders I found a bag of gym stuff the other day that I wore

when I was doing strictly wow I'm talking like still like, like, you know, you're very, very used and very, very washed and I've kept it all. And I don't know why. Just get rid. We're currently, I've told you about vinted, haven't I?

Yes. Yes. Vintage hall's happening. Our house is like a fucking vinted depot. Vinted hall is happening. Kate's selling lots of mine and hers and my mom's stuff on vinted. And we are putting it into a kitty for our drink money for our holiday. Fantastic.

So. That's exciting. That's very nice. It's very nice. And it's recycling stuff. It is. It's great. When the weather cools down, golden nugget online casino turns up the heat.

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the house out with his disgusting breakfasts. And I have a beef with my fiancé who does the exact same thing. So he's a big protein eater, likes to get his protein. So for breakfast, every day he has six boiled. eggs. Fuck me. But not just boiled eggs in a

pan like you might do, a bit stinky but okay. He's bought himself a specific egg boiler. So what we're to imagine is

an essential oil diffuser, like a dome that you put a little bit of water in and you put the six eggs in in little holes

and then you turn it on and it blast boils these eggs and spaffs out eggy steam like a defusely.

and the whole house stinks and it really upsets me and I will send you a video just to demonstrate exactly what I mean spaffs out egg steam listen I've got one sorry yeah but can I just say it the smell or not that man needs his six eggs every morning because he needs that energy because he is going to the castle to rescue Bell's dad and fight the beast yeah so he needs that um my nana got me one guest got on guest on that was the joke we all got it you didn't have to say. My Nana got his one.

I've used it a couple of times. I just get it it's one of them inventions that didn't need to be made just put them in the pan. Well it's not just that

I think if you're like if you're making egg mayonnaise sandwiches for a lot of people brilliant but when do you need well he loves it obviously six eggs on the morning

fuck his shits must be absolutely they must be heavy oh there's the video that's it I don't there's only five in there oh look at him

is he sitting there I haven't watched it. Oh, that's great. That's great. He's above it. You cannot see you on the video, guys, he's above it, like wafting it into his face, like fucking Paul Hollywood smelling a cake.

Right. That's fantastic. Are you ready? Yeah. So just listen to an episode where you talk about, like, how to distinguish, like, the higher and law, like, parts of a year group in schools.

I am a teacher but actually this isn't about what I do this is about when I was in year six as a pupil myself and our tables used to change each term depending on what our focus was in terms of like you know history or geography or whatever we were doing in this particular term we were doing ancient Egypt

so you had you sort of middley tables were things like sphinxes and like temples and then your top table was pharaohs which again the middle tables you could kind of tell were not best ways of it either

but the lower ability table was sand it went all the way from pharaohs to sand I was not expecting that at all because that's what I genuinely I thought I thought he was going to say slaves which would have been

that's why I went no but sand's even funnier because that's what we said didn't we say that up as an so they've obviously found a way to disguise it in other schools but I mean I think the Pharaoh's table

would have worked that out I don't think sand would have but that's amazing what's what schvink there's I know it's arseas assholes what in the ancient Egypt times

what's a shvink there that's not what he said what do he say think come on you are in the middle of the sand table here you are the sandiest sander

that ever did sand but he said the middle tables were like schvinclers is that not what he said that's not what he extrapolate come on use it it sounded like that and I immediately laughed and then I've realised what he actually meant splinters is this is so joke this is painful

to do with ancient I don't know about ancient Egypt think of the things what comes to mind ancient Egypt you've got to do a poster it's art no it's art for school we've got to do a poster A3 it's on the desk now what you're drawn Tell us what you're drawing. Pyramids?

Pyramids, yes. What's the other thing you're going to draw? Tutankarmoon? What's happening? Tutankarmon's mask. What's the other thing you're going to draw? It's another thing. Everyone is fucking screaming this down the headphones now.

It sounds like sphincter. Bricks? What egg? In the most non-ironic way for this joke, get your head out of your ass. Get your head out of your sphincter. I don't know. I don't know. You need to tell us.

The sphinx. What the fuck is the Sphinx? Are you joking me? It's the big fucking cat thing. Oh yeah. I didn't know that's what it was called. What are you getting history? Jesus is he again.

E. E. I didn't know that's what it was called. You didn't know what it was called. The panther. The sphinx. Is that what he said? So he said the sphinx does.

No, he just said the sphinx and temples, tombs and stuff. it's really sad on this sand table yeah how's the sand table dry arid I told you that's where I would have been

hot and sweaty because you're panicking dry and arid and coarse you're using two big words now great okay but arid is nice good okay if you don't get any sand

in your sphina I didn't know that was this called the sphinx God what the fuck what the hell was I doing in history er pissing about pissing about singing. I'm going to be a pop star. Idiot.

What was I doing? Mrs. Sand. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. Hi, Rosie and Chris. I hope you both well. I've just listened to the episode where you were talking about the water monitors in primary school and it got me thinking. Brilliant. There was a period of time at school when the toilets kept getting blocked from people dropping whole low rolls down them. Fuck me.

So the teachers had decided enough was enough. much to all the kids embarrassment their solution was to have Lou Role monitors who at every break and lunch would stand just outside the toilets and pass people there allotted three squares

of Lou Role on their way in No If as needs most you require more than the initial three you would either have to ask for more on the way in or if caught by surprise then humiliatingly have to shout out to the Lou Role monitor to pass more under the

stole. Three bits is disgusting. What is this? You're not getting anywhere with three bits. What is this? The hunger games. Literally. Three bits.

It says though at least... I'm not even dabbing the end of me. Knob with three bits. But at the same time, if you were a teacher or if you were the caretaker more so, if that's school and them toilets were just getting blocked with Lou Role,

you'd be like, I, you can wipe your ass on your fucking hands, you bastards. But how do you choose who the Lou Monitor? Like, what if the fucking hardest kid in... Add have been a Lou Monitor. What if the hardest kid in the year comes in? And the softest kid

in the years of the Louis Role monitor. You've got no chance. You do not get to be a monitor if you're not. Like, so it wasn't hard kids. It was gobbie kids. Right. I don't think I should have been a prefect, but I was a prefect because I think the teachers knew

that I would take it seriously. Grasp people up. And not even grass people up. I just wouldn't let people past us. Yeah. I was put, I told you before, I was put on the foyer. That was the crem della creme of prefect.

You were the face of the school. I didn't let anyone in because it was because I'm telling you right now it was a secret not a secret sorry it was a shortcut through the foyer

at my school you could nip through the foyer instead of walking all the way around not on my watch would you say this was probably the highlight of your career as a person

it's all been down since then aren't it pretty good yeah was my sister a prefect no was my brother a prefect

no was that I'll tell you what I'm gonna get a bit revenge on your brother here say that again was my brother

a prefect was my sister a prefect sorry was he brother a prefect was my brother a prefect no what a drip there it is I'm right back at you keff

slagming off watching the mighty ducks um that's how do you choose again horrible and I've just remembered something so the toilets in my school in my comprehensive school were a fucking lawless wasteland

I remember the college toilet they were vile yeah these were mine was much worth there was a toilet there was a toilet right there was a toilet down next to where you're in Harton school where I used to go

which is lovely now I did me strictly training there it's amazing but at the bottom where you go to we were rival schools we were rivals schools um the bottom we used to go out

to go to the DT block right opposite the PE block the toilet at the bottom of there was like the toilet from Trainspotten I don't know if I'm misremembering this but it was dark it was horrible the fucking doors were hanging off it was always flooded

if something was disgusting when you were a kid it was really disgusting because I think you've got a much lower. It was horrendous. Yeah. It was horrendous. And I remember people would always get, on a dinner break, you'd always get your money taken off you in there.

Like if they sort of like the chav charver kids came in. Of course, but they'll come and take your money off you. I remember once a kid came in, older than me, and I was just slipping through the cracks because I must have just been like a little, little, you know, I must look like a child so they weren't not bothered.

And the thing used to be, when we were younger, it used to be Lenders 10 pens. Yeah. So it would be Lenders 10. 10 pens. Gives 10 pens. It would be, they literally wanted 10 pens. And you'd have to give them some 10.

It was just deal like robbery. It was actual muggery. And this kid went to this other kid, give us 10 pens. And he went, oh, and he was obviously scared. And he put his hand in his pocket. And he had like, fucking loads of coins. And he picked the 10 pens out, and he handed it to the kid. And the kid just stood there, like, confused, startled, and just went,

and gives another one. Because he had about fucking fork within 10 pens. Oh. never forget. There's your turnpence. Now give us another one. I don't think stuff like that happens at school anymore. I hope it doesn't. I really hope it doesn't.

Well, yeah. Well, we don't know. Don't know. The litter in the skate parks, I tell you that right now, and they don't listen to all authority. So, there's that. Bastards.

Well, maybe it was just you. Maybe. You weren't ever a prefect, were you? No. If I was a prefect, maybe when I told that kid to pick litter, but you might have fucking listen to us. Well, I was there.

I was just on the floor. I've never felt so powerless. I've never felt so powerless. You know what I wanted to see. Anyone who's seen me stand up knows I want to say, I want to say, go and get your dad. But I always think, what if his dad's massive? What if his dad turns up is Tyson Fury?

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