Sh**ged Married Annoyed - It Always Comes Down To Baths Or Crisps

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married Innoid. I've got the best new weight loss plan ever. It's going to be a hit. Going to make trillions. We talk about the future. You are terrified of the future and you need to get really on board with the future. We talk about takeaways. Oh yeah, wild beast.

It's so wild, so wild. And Rosie gets, no word of a lie here, the most offended I think I've ever seen you on this podcast. Triggered, Chris. Triggered. There we go. To use the proper word. Yeah. Enjoy. It's the golden moment.

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It's on an only fan. It is on YouTube for everyone to watch with their beautiful, disgust and pervert. I have tightened me bra, so whatever. Yes, now I've just realised, just as we were getting ready to start this year, and 19th of December is the day that this goes out. Yes. Guys, it's the anniversary. Of what?

Of the day I passed my driving test. Oh, really? Just worked that out now. Oh, congratulations. I was like, thank you very much. Oh, do you know what? No. I thought you're going to be annoyed.

Yeah, actually, did he get us a cake? No, I've got you nothing. Great. I only just realised it. I think December is like a really tough month to do a driving test. Got to be honest with you. The phrase I said a lot while doing the driving test, just so I didn't get told off or any more minors than I actually got was, oh, that sun's low.

I kept going, oh, that sun's low. Oh, is it an afternoon job? Low winter sun. It was low winter. a son, I think I've told you before I got 14 minors which 15 minus is a major and a fail. I got 14 minors.

Right, okay. No. Is it a splain a lot, does it? I don't want to be a dick, but this explains so much because you're, no, because sometimes I can tell you past your driving test really early on in life. Right, okay. And, because you just fucking haphazard and you, oh God.

Why do you want to drive everywhere? Can I drive sometimes? I end up looking at my phone and I feel sick in the car, but you have the same problem as well. I just get bored. as a passenger. I get bored. You're a terrible passenger. You think we're going to die every three seconds, but I just get really bored as a passenger. Really bored. I know. I am Mrs. Bucke.

I'm like, watch out for that pedestrian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I go 31 accidentally and you're like, ah! Bloody Vin Diesel! It's Vin Diesel driving this! And maybe I've triggered you, because sometimes you drive really fucking slow. It's honestly, honestly, cards on the table.

Cards on the table, driving with you in the passenger seat is one of the most stressful things in me like. I'm just... I'm I'm legit terrified from the second I turn the car and I'm like what it's what there it is it's worse than me driving test right worse than me driving test well congratulations I'm sure I've said it before and yeah but just a little recap for anyone who's forgot can you rosy for 10 points can you remember the last words that my driving examiner said to me before he passed me oh a slack pass limp a limp pass now give me your paper as before change my mind Great. There it is. Nothing starts off a driving career, full of confidence. And nothing makes me feel more confident in the car with you with our full family. Yeah, and what children are in the car. Now listen, guys, thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for what? I think I only got eight minors.

Shit. Wow. Just putting it out there. When's your anniversary of your driving? So I passed me test the day after my grander's funeral, which... I thought of the tone of it. Yeah, I can't remember what date at my grander's funeral. March sometime.

No, hang on, is that? His birthday. Oh, fuck, man. Cool. So. It's not really a phone call to make, is it? No, let's get it back on board.

So, everyone, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being part of this. And it's Christmas week is coming up. It is. I'm just saying with my granite. I'm missing. Hope you're all prepared and ready

and having a lovely little Christmas time. We're going to wind down. We've got some lovely stuff coming up. Just before we start, we've got some great things coming up. We've got extra episodes coming up over the Christmas period. We've got some special guests.

I don't think we've mentioned. special guests. We're having that all. We can't. Don't say anything yet. We'll just wait to get announced on the day. You're going to love it guys. You're going to lose it. So yes. And without further ado, it is time for this week's lucrative. Lucrative sponsor. What? You said it was good so.

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And I don't know if you notice. I came back towards the car while the kids were in the car doing your head in. And I stood in the forecourt on my phone writing something down on my phone just before I got any other pumps because I'm scared it's going to blow up. But I wrote something down my phone.

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He turned and he pointed at the bin Right this is late in the day It's about 4 o'clock in the afternoon, half past 4. It's quite hot in that shop. He pointed the bin and he said, do you want anything from the bin for 10 pence? Do you know what was on the top of the bin? Is it a sandwich?

Worse. The worst sandwiches in there. But at the top of the bin, and this is going to make a fortune, there was three lots of them at the top of the bin. Guess? Fish? Sushi.

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Yeah, that's bad. And I love a bargain. I wouldn't have bought that. So I didn't say anything. I think I'm getting better in me old age. I think the old Chris Ramsey would have went. What the fuck you dirty bastard? Are you joking? I looked in the bin, I turned to them and I went, well thank you. Well done. Oh, growth. Fucking big packs.

as well you know, you know, you know, they keep long, the long ones or what's long as your forearm. They've got about 18 bits of sushi in. Ten pens. But how long have they been there? I don't know.

I was more, I was like, Dangerous. Fucking six. Ten pence, going out of day, that day, room temperature, petrol station sushi.

Why didn't they just leave them in the fridge? I don't know. And they could have put them up to 20 pence. I got so many questions. But I did, I was like, I was so flabbergasted. And I walked out and I had to write damn me fun. I know the kids would be in a nightmare in a car.

I thought you would tell us off, but the kids would jump around the car and scream and shouting. That is so, so odd. 10 pence. Room temperature, service station, going out of date that day, sushi. I'd got a sandwich. Like, there's sandwiches than that, I think, fair enough. I just think before we're running further, come, have a moment of silence for everyone who bought them and died. Right, that'll do.

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I'm all right. Good. I'm very excited. I'm very excited. It's my most favourite time of year. Yeah. I really love it. The kids are bouncing off the walls.

I know. I was going to say one more thing as well. No, say many to think. Listen, this is your podcast. Is it though? Is it though? Come on. Actually, dare I say it, quite enjoying winter this year.

Really? Yeah, I haven't hated it as much. Last year, at this point, I was like sick. I think, I've cut the realisation. Do you want to, should we have a drum roll? Uh, br-hr-oh. I like winter better than summer. What the fuck?

Really? Yeah. Now I'm not allowing that. I like winter better than summer. What? How? Why? I like cozy early baths.

Oh, there it is. I like... It's baths. Okay, it always comes... So I've got to be honest with you. Sorry to interrupt you. With you. Always comes down to baths or crisps.

Could be deadly nose to you. Always baths or crisps. Honestly, I just... There's nothing worse than going in the bath when it's like light outside. When it's 9 o'clock at night, it's like really bright, still warm. The bath, it's awful. Oh, awful. o'clock in the afternoon yeah if I can get away with it quick little bath in the

in dusk oh god do you want to have we mentioned this yet do you want to do you want to tell everyone about your favorite bath that you have there's a lot of people put em they put like redox or they put like bath salts uh you you like to just drop an iPad in there don't you like to throw a little yeah okay all right iPad right iPad shaped bath bomb right okay all right I dropped my iPad in the bath and I'm gutted I'm surprised you didn't get a little zap. There must have something in them.

Obviously, you know, the old, the old age-old thing of a hair dryer or a toast. Well, okay, I did. I dried it with a hair dryer after. You're missing your point. I'm surprised when you put it in, when it dropped in, but there must be a thing where it mustn't be strong enough battery to give you a jolt. I was surprised you didn't get a little jolt. No, I didn't.

I didn't. Devasty. Just. Yeah, I dropped it in the bath. And Apple, right. I've got a bone of contention with Apple. because... It's not waterproof.

It's not waterproof. But did you know... So my iPad's fucked, right? The buttons are... The buttons are broke and the camera's broke. That's what's broke. But how gas-lighty is it that you can still...

No, you can still plug it on and you can try to fix it and it's like, do this. Oh, well, check the diagnostics and all that. So it's like... The screen's on. So it knew it had been dropped in the bath? I don't know if it knew it had been dropping the bath.

But the screen comes on when you plug it in and it's like, right, repair, restore. try these things so you're looking at it and you're like oh my god it works but it doesn't work so lord didn't what false sensor security like it was going to write yes because I'm like hello mr. iPad or Mrs iPad I don't want to or they or they them I don't want to get in great I'm so sorry I didn't mean to be passive aggressive yeah I just yeah I made a mistake and I said mr or missus and then I realized that there's a whole other world now we're trying we're best we are trying to best so listen um I just thought

If, looking at the iPad, you can do that. Yeah. Why can't you just play, hear you? Right. Why can't you just do that as well? I don't want anything else. I don't want the camera. I'll change the volume on me, me little things.

I think we've spoke about before. People who use the camera on their iPads can get straight in the bin. It's disgusting. What around? You're holding a fucking ceiling tile up. It's horrible. The pictures aren't good. So, yeah, and it was brand new.

And it wasn't in shoe. No, brand new, not insured. Is the case fucked? Is the case still okay? No, the case is fine. I dried that on the radiator. Lovely. So now I've gone back to use my old iPad, which I share with my four-year-old.

And it's fucked. That's smashed a bit. He probably shouldn't be on it. I've got to say... He's going to lose a finger. I remember coming... At least the tip of a finger. I remember coming to your room

and you were sitting hair dryer in the iPad. And I went, are you all right? And you went, I dropped the iPad in the bath. And I remember thinking, oh, thank God. Because... Why? Well, because the other option is she's lost her fucking mind.

She's hair dryer in the iPad. Oh yeah, well that as well But no Do you know what's really sweet though Do you know Rave This is so lovely And when I broke it I was like now I haven't got an iPad

And he literally was like Mommy you can borrow mine And I thought that But he was very He was like When I'm not using it Oh you have a fair That is fair

I know fair But like So you know It's got nice stickers on it And that He's made it really sweet There will go There's always

There's always all the apps To use That are open CBBB's app You got CBBB's CBB's loves the CBD's apps. It's always all still on when I'll open it, which is nice.

Next time you know. And it's always, sorry, it's just always on 6% battery. So it's so kind. That's a battery one right down. But yeah. Well, there we go. Brilliant. And it was technically.

Santa might get your new one. You never know. You never know. So there we go. Santa being new? Yeah. I genuinely didn't think you would out of like sheer. That's a business expense.

It doesn't really cost anything. It's a time. Well, don't get a brand new one. Get us a secondhand one. Honestly, do not get me a brand new one because if you think I'm still... You're sorry, you're still going to put it on the... Shh, let's be quiet. You're still going to put it on the side of the bath.

It's the only way that I enjoy watching it. That's actually... All right then. Google, I need an iPad cover. I need a waterproof cover for the bath because that's where I want to watch it. I'm not stopping. Listen, Santa's just had a lovely idea.

Santa has just had a lovely, lovely idea. Babadoo babado babadoo babadoo babadu babadu ba Now Rosie you just mentioned there before that Rave's iPads only on 6%. Yes. I've got something that might sort that out for you. Something possibly look for what do. Now, you know, I know you don't like stuff

about the future and about space and all that stuff. But my algorithm on my Instagram knows that I tell you stuff like that and it knows that I like and I save posts like that. And it's almost like it's tried to meet us halfway with some stuff that might be happening in the near future that you actually might be able to get on board with. This is not a wind-up.

No, no, no, listen to this first one. You can get as angry as you want with all the rest of them, but listen to this first one. Okay. Stuff that might be happening in the very near future, technology-wise, right? You ready? I hate stuff like this. Listen, will you hear this one?

Your phone battery will last 100 years. No. No! Well, how? I'll tell you how. Nuclear diamond batteries using recycled nuclear waste could power devices for a thousand plus years without ever needing a recharge.

What, and turn into a bomb at the same time? No, thank you. Well, okay, I didn't think you're shit on this one. Right, you're going to love this next one. These are all not true, but, you know, they're based on scientific fact that could happen. Next one. See if you're on board with this. Humans will talk to animals.

We ain't resting for a bit. But then it would just be more hassle than it's worth. Right, because you think would end up knowing too much about them. Right, okay. Yeah, I don't want to know that much. Do you want to know how that's going to happen? Mm-hmm. AI, you don't do you?

Well, AI. AI is currently decoding the complex languages of whales and sperm whales. Oh, I don't want to talk to a fucking whale. What do you want to talk to a dog? People would love to talk to their dogs. Of course they would. Right. Well, to butt.

No, they wouldn't, though, because they'd start telling them that they're not very happy. And they'd say, do you know, when you go to work, I fucking hate it here. I hate it here. I cry all day. I bark. Nobody comes. and you don't want to know that. You don't need to know.

That is fair. So, no, don't find out what your dog's saying. There's two shot on, right? No, because I think it's nice to live in a world where dogs, you know, man's best friend. Yeah. They love you so much. God, they're so happy to see you.

Genuinely, they might be like, you're getting on my nerves, your breath stinks. You leave us all day when you're at work. Can you imagine? I want to go and live with your mom. Can you, I like it better there. Can you imagine how much of a diss it would be?

if a dog told you your breath stank. Yeah, exactly. Like, fucking hell. You're not going to like this one. This one, I don't even like this one, but I'm going to read it anyway. Privacy will die due to smart dust. What is smart dust?

Smart dust sensors, the size of dust motes, whatever a moat is, will eventually monitor the entire planet's environment and population in real time. I don't know what that means. Yeah, neither will I. Okay, you're right like this one.

We will live, in floating ocean cities. What did that last one mean? Are you not even going to explain it? Nah, not that bothered. Sorry, you're going to lose all of your privacy because of dust. Real-time planetary monitoring by microsensors.

So they'll be everywhere. Oh, right. Okay, great. No. You're just so hard to please. Why would you want that? No, I'm just saying it might happen. Great.

I don't want that one. Floating cities? No. Oh, for fuck say. The woolly mammoth will walk again. I thought they were extinct. They're bringing it back. Take it back now, y'all.

How did you bring them back? Colossal Bioscience is actively working to edit DNA and bring the extinct woolly mammoth back to life by... Noble shit by 2027. Holy shit. Half us on a mammoth. You're shopping on the mammoth. Get rid of trade the car.

You want to trade your car in for a mammoth? They would be great up the north. be honest with you. Like... So you're on board with mammoths? That's the only one that I'm all right with.

Fucking hell! What if you could talk to the mammoth? No, but they'll kill everyone. They're massive. Are they friendly? They like elephants. Yeah. We killed them.

We overfarm them back in the day. Hyper speed trains will replace planes. This is horrible. I don't want to do this anymore. You don't want to do this anymore? No. Oh God. I saw a really fast train on my algorithm.

The Japanese bullet train. Awful. Fuck me. Yeah. What? What happens when you're on that? I can't imagine it being an enjoyable experience. I'm going to go to work on the ultimate.

Like, do you know what I mean? How did you get to work this morning? The real of the queerest speed? No, thank you. For anyone just to know, the ultimate used to be a ride at light water value. To be fair, it was amazing. No, you're kidding it.

It was an absolute death trap. I should have picked something a little bit more. They had to rip it down. No, it was really good. The ultimate, the clear of speed, yeah. Oh my God. I'd go to work so disheveled. Our algorithms are really different.

They're really bad. Mine's horrible. Because what I was going to say, what I've got wrote down in my notes is my current favourite thing to watch online and it keeps showing is loads, right? And I think we spoke about this a while ago, but not that much in depth.

My current favourite thing is Gen Z kids, like young adults, showing off their parents' takeaways. What? So a lot of content I'm getting right is this new thing. So obviously, takeaways are such a huge part of life, aren't there?

Yeah. And you've never ever really seen behind the scenes of a takeaway shop. Right. Unless it's been a documentary on the telly, which are few and far between over the years. Right. So sewn off their parents' takeaway restaurants, not the actual takeaways that they get.

Right. I thought it was just people video and going, look at me fat mom and dad getting a massive Chinese again. I thought that's what it was. No. Right. It's showing off their parents' takeaways, but doing like really quirky sort of like TikTok things.

And it's just really, nice. Yeah. Horsome. Horsome, I believe there's a word. It's really cute that they're like, this is my mom and dad's takeaway. They've had it for 25 years, come and watch them make like how they make sweet and how our chicken. Didn't someone do that as like a, wasn't there one of them went massively viral and they're like sold out of all their stuff because they've done that. Yeah. Someone had done it. Yeah. So they're like promoting them. But loads of places do it now. That's really nice. And I just think like it's just wholesome. And honestly, I don't think we give enough credit to people who own takeaways.

Long-standing, trustworthy takeaways. Should I have a little round of applause? Your local takeaway. You're the real heroes, guys. Like, genuinely, they don't get any credit at all. You're going in the know-your-order. Oh. Hello again, how are the kids?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah? Bit of a bigger order this week. You've got people around. I've got people around. Thanks for noticing. It just makes you feel seen. Yeah.

Yeah. Phil put a couple of extra ribs in there because you know I like them, and you know I come back. Speaking of ribs. Real meat. will be grown in labs so so I throw that in just upset you unless we eat the mammoths who are also grown in labs I would try it mammoth there it is try

a mammoth rib kidding us on you oh my god I'd be like a flintedoo babado do babbado babadoo babadu bao do baabadoo bait what's your beef what's beef ladies first no I can't imagine because we've been getting on so well oh my god we've had a crossed word it's Been unbelievable. It really had an argument before we started recording. We have actually been getting on really well. We've had a lovely, productive few weeks. We've been massively busy.

I think we've been respecting each other very, you know, we've been respecting each other's, not boundaries, because that sounds like we're doing weird shit, but like, you know, respecting each other's mental health maybe and trying to be a bit kind to each other when we've had so much going on in the run up for Christmas.

Again, I want to go on record now and say, as an antithesis to me beef, the way you have sorted shit out for Christmas, I can't thank you enough. I can't thank you enough. And to everyone out there who was the person in their relationship who sorts out all of the work presents,

all of the presents for families, all the different things, thank you. Thank you so much. Anyone, if you've got kids listening, maybe turn this off for a second, but you, I was just giving you a second to turn off there. You've got all of the presents in.

You've literally bought all of the presents. Yes, I spent the full day. I wrapped them. but that was just because you were done, like, I'm getting messages of people we work with saying, thank you so much for the wonderful gift. Gun to me head, thousand guesses, I've got no fucking clue what these people have got.

They're like, thanks, it's brilliant, I'm loving it. I'm like, I hope you use it. I've got no fucking clue what these people have. I don't want to get too into it. Right. But I don't know if I mentioned it. I told you about that video that was going around recently, a lot of women were sharing it

where it was like there's the default parent Right The default thing Like you have time off And you're just off And you're just relaxing Right

I have time off And I'm just always We had this because I started Just me being nice to you And I really appreciate it I don't want to have a fight You've weaponised it and fired it backwards I don't want to

But it is true It is true Because I'm constantly I'm constantly always doing something Yes for us family but that's fine

okay doesn't sound fine sounds like you're well annoyed about well listen what's your beef me beef with you what's your second beef because I had an antithesis of mine

you snuck in another beef there like someone cut in the queue I appreciate that you notice that I do everything but that's fine you do you're brilliant my beef with you this week is you have weaponised a word and I don't like it

What word of I weaponised? Wild. Not webinarised, that's totally wrong. So you just took it and run with it. I can't stop saying stuff's wild. But I was saying it. That's the problem. You've picked it from me.

Oh, right. So you were thinking, I didn't notice that. Because you said it the idea and I was like, why should give me so much shit? Because I've started seeing it. You told me I sounded like a Kardashian when I said it. Yeah, because I think that's where it came. It's very American.

It's like, that's wild. And I watched all that stuff. I can't stop. No, you got you. Was he? You said it so many times. I'm addicted at the same wild. So you know at some point,

do you know at some point, even today, I've started almost saying it and I've went, and then I've went, crazy. What do you want for your tea? Like, I've had to change it

because I'm about to say it. I'm like, just going to give a shit. I think, um, yeah, yeah, it's, you don't give me the hick that much, right? Honestly,

in the grand scheme of things. But when you've been using it, it's really made me skin, Really? Yeah. Right, I'll have to stop. That's wild. Wild.

Yeah, no. Don't do it. I thought I had a cool new word. No, I really don't like it. Right, I'm going to stick with very not nice. No, just, just not wild. Like, that's mad. Oh, that's crazy.

Okay. That's wild. Can I have crazy? Crazy. Can I have mad? Yeah. Can I have mental? Yeah.

Can I have Kray Kray? No. Kray Kray Malay? No. Can I have Mad Mad Hatter? Mm-mm. Can I'm mad mad mad, who's your dad? No.

just not wild I don't know why he just gives us yick Can I put you your wild wild west Stop now I'll stop I'll stop I genuinely earlier on

Do you know that Earlier on I said you said something And I went I went to just go Wild And I genuinely went What's the

Square root of Like I like I can't remember But I fucking Sidestepped into a sentence Because I was scared To tell it To say it

I don't know why I don't like it On you Start saying it Again We'll see We'll see if we can get away with it

If you do it more often, it might be alright. You'll pack your bags. No, it's fine. We might be able to go away with it. I cannot ruin Christmas. Oh yeah, not a Christmas. It's stressful enough. No, no.

Yeah. Shit. Wild. Well, something wild you did this week. Hey, it's time for what's wild. I'll tell you what's wild. My beef with you. And it's not really a beef because I fucking found it so funny when you said it.

So we were driving along to a cottage in the countryside with the kids at the weekend. Robin was being really irritating in the back. And you, possibly the worst bit of parenting and the best bit of parent I've ever heard in my life. You said it, Robin. Oh, Robert, sometimes, I wish you were just old enough for us to build to stick me fingers about you. Just being so annoying.

You wanted to just flick in the Vs. I just wanted to stick a middle finger on. I'm just, shut up. I imagine you thought it, then I imagine they thought. I'll just tell him this. Well, because, right, Robin is the kid. He ignores her all the time.

But then, when we're trying to have a adult conversation in the car, you can't hear we properly and he's going, what? It's unbelievable. What? What's that? And I'm like, it's got nothing to do with you. He just chips in. Who was doing that? What was this?

Oh. I was out of the end of me, tether. And then you got Rief. Next, next track, please. It's like being a fucking DJ. It's like being a DJ. with him. I've got, you put the song on, next one please. He says please, next one please. Next one, please. But we need to knock it on the head because we're going to crash the car. Yeah.

Because the kids want certain songs on and it's... Do you know what? I was sitting... I was sitting, I was sitting there and I was sitting next to us and he was talking and at the beginning of every sentence, he said, Dad. The beginning of every sentence. Dad! I went, yeah, he went, what? You do you? I was like, oh, I don't know. Dad, every fucking sentence started with Dad. And by the end, he did it four or five times. I went, son, I went, I'm sitting next to you. I'm not doing anything else. I was fucking looking at him.

Like, actually, he had me full attention. And he's still going, Dad, do you think? Dad, I was like, I'm looking at you. You've got me attention. Stop saying, Dad. The B-Fee, he laughed. See, if he could stick your fingers at the women. If he just given one of them.

Just one of them. God. Do you what it was? Did he hear us when I said that? He didn't. Good. I heard it. Yeah.

Very funny. Yeah. I know it was. What? Wild. Wild. Wild. It's my saying.

Don't steal. I think that's the thing. We've got to the bottom of it. It's my new saying. Like a friend who steals, like stop it. It's my saying. Right. I love you so much.

I just want to be. You copy it is? You copy it is? Right. I need to find a new word. I need you find one now. Yeah. Get your own words.

Get your own words. That's marriage, that. Get your own words. words, my side of the bed, my hot water bottle, my words. Wild. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bah. It's time for questions from the public. Pughes from the pews and the pews and the loos and the twos and the ooops and the oops.

How unprofessional. Who is it? It's your mom? What does she want? She's got the kids, aren't her? Oh God. Oh God, Jesus God. What's that? Hello. It's all right. There's a guy delivering a parrot? A pallet?

A pallet. Right, it must be... Oh, it's the tiles. Right, okay, right, I'll be one minute, I'll be one minute. Oh, shit. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. Sweet a God, I thought you said parrot. Merry Christmas.

I thought you said parrot. There's a guy delivering a parrot. A pallet? Who the fuck is bought? Oh, imagine that. This live a 70 year, you know? I'll be back a minute. Okay, bye.

Bye. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba. Right, we're back. Right. I just had the leg it out. side, get that parrot in that cage, get that sorted. Polly won't a crack. That would be, like I was about to say, that would be a real prank, horrible prank present to get someone. Like, talk about, I talk about I don't

like getting a plant because it's a bit of responsibility. Parrots live as long as people. Do they? Yeah, they live like 70 odd years. Can you remember that horrible documentary? Oh my God, that's disgusting. So, on a documentary once, man. So sometimes bless them, it's so sad, the parrot's main owner will die. Say me and you had a parrot. Yeah. I was, you, because in the story I'm letting you be the

parrot's best friend in case you get offended that I'm the parrot's best friend So in the story You're the parrots best friend At all But if you died first And you're with our

Parrot's best mate It would be fucking good And I'd be living with it They get depressed They start pulling the fur out They put in the fellas out It's sad I don't think

Bird should be kept in houses Nah in cages now Nah Imagine They can fly for fuck sake Yeah I agree You're stopping them doing something that we wish we could do?

Yeah. I have dreams where I could fly. It's really cruel, actually. Yeah. I mean, I know I eat them, but... No, it appeals to houses. Don't let Rosie around. Shut the fucking budgies again.

At least I've had a shot of flying, though. Yeah, I suppose. Chickens don't do the fly. Are we stupid? No, chickens don't really fly. They try, bless them, but they don't fly. Oh, God, at least I don't think they do. But anyway, I just think it's really cruel to keep...

birds and... Yeah. Counts it. Anyway. Anyway. Hi, Chris and Rosie. Hello. I want to start this email

by saying, I've been listening to your podcast since before the pandemic and I have never, not once thought Chris had anything in common with my dad. That is until I heard his story

about not being able to control himself around pizza. Wow. Yeah, you cannot control itself around pizza. No, ill. It's an illness. I've got to tell you,

I am starving. Yeah, I'm really hungry. Why do we do you? do with this? Something about doing this. I don't know what it is. Something about doing this podcast. I'm fucking ravenous when I finish this podcast. We've been in here for ages. We haven't had a lunch break.

Silly, really. Right. In my family, we have our own name for this behaviour. Bad dog. And if you're in the act of doing it, you're bad dogging. Right. So I think it's being greedy.

Yeah, yeah. Bad dog's hilarious to say it we're human. And this is, so what you're going to hear, right? now, I think you would live this life if I allowed you do. Okay. Mm-hmm. All right? Okay.

Yeah. For as long as I can remember, my dad has had zero self-control when it comes to buffets or any kind of snack situation. Right? He will eat until there is nothing left and then go hunting for something else. Christmas chocolates meant for friends and family, gone. What? Appetizers prepped for the dinner party later that evening. Gone. Snacks my sister and I packed for school lunches, absolutely gone.

No, I'm not. That's not me. That's more you than me. Fair enough. Well, okay, you'll come later on. That's me. All right. That's me. We didn't get school lunches like your boys do. We packed ours the night before. Without fail, we would wake up in the morning to find the lunch containers empty on the counter. I mean, that's another level. My dad would come downstairs, giggle and then do the robot dance out the room before we could. could get mad.

That would make me much madder. I'm a fucking prick. Sorry? What the boy? I want your lunch for school, growing children. Hey, that I've got like, after. I fucking scranned it, mate. See you later.

Hello, okay. I'd knock them out. It's like the Gavin and Stacey dance out of the room. Oh, hate them. Hate him. Hate him. What? But it's just got to make them another.

Or does the mom make them another one? Probably, but it's just the fact that there's, like, the snacks, you know what I mean? Honestly. So there are two parts of this, two parts of so far what I'm feeling. When I hear stories like this, I think, what a prick, what the hell. And then on the flip side, I also think, God, some bloke get away with so much more than I get away with. This is what I'm saying.

I think you would live this life if that actually allowed you. All right, okay, I'm going to hear that. I want to hear this next thing. How many times have I said to you, you can't have that. That's for the burn. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So many times.

I've said it before, man, when cheese strings came back in our fridge, you're fucking hell. So, the dad would roll out of the way. Okay. My favourite story happened on vacation in Costa Rica. We had a dinner reservation at a place you had to get to by boat. It sounds fancy, but honestly, we thought we might die multiple times on that journey. Story from the other day, sorry, Chris.

So it was obviously just... It was... Stop that nugget and roboted out the room, did you? It was dangerous, I'm guessing. Right, okay. Anyway, he spent the afternoon eating all the lunchmeats in the fridge, an entire leftover pizza and two bags of... chips,

the crisps. All right? These are American then. They've said vacation and chips. We've had loads of America.

I don't know what happened. Wow. We've had loads of emails from America recently. Wow, we really appreciate you.

Chris? Hmm? I think we've made it in America. Oh my God. Are we big in America? I think we're big in America. We've conquered America.

I think we've conquered America. Oh wow. Concordial though we've even known. Two emails and we've conquered it. There we go. That's glass half full for you.

But there'll be some people in life who will think like that. Like, let's do it. hour of America. No, fuck, there are two people turn up

and they live in two separate states. They wouldn't even turn up. Right, listen. Oh, they were working that night. Yeah. By the time we reached the boat in brackets,

an open area of land where the alligator's feed at dusk and dawn. God, fucking God, this is the worst holiday ever. I don't want to go to America anymore. It's Costa Rica. It's Costa Rica.

It's Costa Rica. Yeah, yeah. Alligators are terrifying. Which is not. He has one fire. So, alligator bites. Mm-hmm. If they bite you,

do you know this fact? The flesh that is living inside of the teeth will kill you. Yeah. Rather than the bite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Ain't you know all my facts now? I do.

I'm facted out. I'm facted out. Why don't always want a glass of wine? God, I've got a problem. I have to talk about rotten flesh. I'm between an alligator teeth. You want a glass of wine? I don't know.

I think as you said a fact. When we're talking about facts and that, we're in the house drinking my glass of wine. That is that. That. I'm ill. that's really worrying that isn't it right that's really worrying

so I've said a fact and because I've said a fact before while we've been having a glass of wine you want a glass of wine so just memories just happy memories of you telling us shit and me

the things you see when you want to drink happy memories don't you gas like me and go and get you just Chris just happy memory tell us more facts while you pour that wine I didn't have a drink last night listen

so he had to sit down because he was convinced he was going to throw up. On the boat? Yeah, because he's ate all the ham. Because he's had half a pizza, two packs of chips and all the ham. When we finally got the restaurant, he refused to come to the table because he was so full and ended up falling asleep on a bench outside the lobby.

You know what it is? That's exactly the kind of thing I would do. Yeah. I've attached two photos. One is him on the boat showing us how he was a bad dog and the other is him in a food coma at the restaurant. I'll show you the photos in a minute. Right.

He does this every Thanksgiving and Christmas too. At this point, the whole family just accepts it. He'll finish dinner, stand up while everyone is still finishing their drinks, announce that he's being a bad dog, and go lie down on the living room floor next to the dining table. The living room floor! He's a fucking menace. It's oval, all while the entire extended family is there watching

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This is going to bring up some some bad memories for our listeners who have been around for a while. Okay. Okay. Because it does have similarities to something else that we've talked about.

But I think it's important that our newer listeners hear about this as well. Right. There's only one thing coming to mind that upset people so much. I didn't upset people. It's not the horrendous ones.

All right. Okay. But it's similar as something else and it just goes to show that, you know, when you think you hear something really bad and you go oh my god that's disgusting who does that quite a few people clearly

as you've quoted to be saying quite a lot recently they live among us they live among us okay let's go or amongst I don't know what's the grammatical I don't care I'll ask chat JPA to say you later and then forget immediately oh probably good hi Chris and Rosie

long time listener first time emailer and I am bringing you what I believe is a perfect crossover of Rosie's mysteries and an absolutely spine tingling ache. Right. It's worse than an ache. Really? It's grounds for divorce in my opinion,

but that's just me. All right? Okay. Okay. Picture the scene. We are mid-move. Chaos everywhere. Boxes, an overtired

eight-month-old baby, emotions high. The moveers arrive and start lifting furniture. All normal. Until they tip our sofa slightly forward. That's when I say it. What's he been doing?

Along the bottom front edge of the couch. Dozens, and I mean dozens of tiny white things. My brain immediately runs through every horror option available to a woman already on edge. Eggs, mould, some kind of nesting situation. A cursed Victorian sofa spirit. So it's the front edge of the sofa. They've lent it back. They've lent the sofa back.

So as if they've super reclined it. Yes. And it's the front underside that, dare I say, you could reach down and just rub your fingers under. Yes. And do you notice immediately, sorry everyone, but I think I said it and everyone thought it, what's he been doing? Oh yeah. That was the immediate thought. Yeah.

She's the victim in this. I slowly turn to my husband, fully expecting him to reassure me or lie to me or literally say anything to protect my sanity. He looks at me, pauses, then quietly says, mysteries, mystery. Oh, for fuck sake. White. White. I can't remember. And this is an American listener as well.

Has he been picking his nose and I've been on the sofa? And it's so bad that you can see it. He looks at me, poses, and quietly says Bougars. No fucking way!

No explanation, no shame, just that one word. I obviously lose my mind. Bougars is awful, by the way. sound like a child. It's disgusting. Ask follower questions I did not want the answer to

and that's when he calmly tells me he's been putting his boogers under the couch for six years. Oh! So they've gone basically white mold, dried. They've gone hard.

So it must have just looked like loads of little white ballbearance. Yeah. Or like, you know when polystyrene the balls off polystyrene gets stuck. Sometimes if you're thinking that...

Oh. or like 8X ceiling. That's, you know, vortex, a tex. I don't, I'm not at the pace, I don't know what the word is, but I know what you mean.

Definitely not apex. I know what you mean, the vortex. I know what you mean, the dots, yeah, because you can pick them off, people have them in the house. Yeah, yeah.

Six years. Not once did he think to stop, not once did he think to lie, not once did he consider a tissue, a bin, or even a different secret location. Why not lie? Why confess who,

reasonably. Why keep them like some kind of disgusting little archive? The very next thing I did was book a professional sofa cleaning company. No, Binit. Oh God, yeah. Bin it? What the fuck? Binna. How embarrassing? How embarrassing? So embarrassing. Oh, I'm after my sofa being cleaned. What, what is it? What is it? What is it staying? It's

it's my husband's snots. Six years. Over half a decade of snots. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you want it all over sofa cleaning? No, no, just the bottom of the front edge. Because that's where he leans down. and swipes his... That is... Putre at that, like... I...

I couldn't... I don't think I could be with you if for six years... I'm not even joking. Is this so dramatic? If you'd been putting snots under our family set E for six years,

like, I don't know. Like, Wayne Slob. It's just... It's like the most vile thing. That's disgusting, Chris. Yeah. Like, there's... You know, there's skitties on toilets.

There's... There's like hockling into a sink. And there's, you know, there's leaving bloody, shaving on the sink and that. Like, there's stuff that happens in life that sometimes a bit like, ugh. That is deliberately, like, I'm sorry. It's fucking, it's absolutely disgusting.

I don't think you're overreacting, and I completely agree. And completely unrelated, I've just got to pop out for half an hour. You just stay here. I've just got to pop. Family room. Don't come in the family room.

Do you know where hammer and jail? Stop. Stop. Because you never would in a million years. Nah, you know I wouldn't do that. You know I wouldn't do that. How much you got to hate your stuff?

How much is not you're producing? Well, six years. How fucking lazy. So every night for six years he's picking and he's rubbing under the thing. Get up, man. Right, I'm not condoning this at all. But there's another option here for him.

Or he did. Eat it. Yeah. If you can't be honest to get up, Just fucking eat. I'd rather that. Just eat it, pal. Yeah.

I'd rather have watched him eat every single snort. Watched? But he's produced, I'll watch. Rather than under me sofa. Of course, we're all forgetting here how much you love sofas. I just, if you've paid for stuff. Yeah, it's bad. It's bad.

You can't get a sofa nowadays for under like 800 quits. This might be. It's really hard to get a sofa. This might be the most offended you've been in seven, nearly seven years. I just. Like. You're, this has really upset you. I,

because I just think not. I agree. And clearly, like, I don't know. They sound like, I don't know why. They just sound like respectable. She sounds like a respectable person.

He's fucking not, but yeah. And she's just, and her husband's just how he needs to not. I just loved to have been there when the tilt, and they looked and she looked and she was like, hmm, I wonder what that is.

And she looked at him and he just knew he was caught. And he just went, Bougars. Fucking. you fucking pig. And if you're listening to this. You're a fucking pig. You're a pig mate.

Oh no, I don't want to be horrible. But why? Why? Why would you do that? It is upset. It is upset. It is like a kid. Like kids do stuff like that.

Like my family never let me live it down because one time I wiped my ass on a towel. I've heard that story. One time. And I was about four or five. And they've never lived it downright. You just wouldn't get away with it. this. He just won't get away with this shit.

Like, I'm sorry. It's just not okay. It's the most upset you've ever been in that, and I agree. I agree. It's awful. Horrible. It's okay.

He's not here. He's not going to come and get you. You're safe. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo. Speaking of disgusting men. Hi, here's another one for you. Do you think I'm a disgusting man? No.

I'm quite... You are not disgusting at all. Do I have moments when I can be a disgusting man? Um, yeah. Okay. Yeah. When you, when you, when you're, when you're talking to us and, like, come in the bedroom and I'm watching Telly and you just come and fart and then leave. And I'm like, why couldn't you, why did you do that?

Okay. There's elements of disgust, but, you know, everyone's a bit disgusting. I'm a bit disgusted when I want to be. Yes. But, like, there's a level. Okay. So we've got another disgusting, don't. Just disgusting men.

Fantastic. Fan. Because I don't think you, I don't think women would do this. Okay. Maybe the wood. Not anyone I know. Hi, Rosie and Chris. Please keep me in.

I'm due to get married in November. Obviously, we've been having a lot of hen-dos and stag-dos. The most recent being my other half, Stagdo, where him and four friends went away on a fishing trip. They stayed in accommodation which they booked through a well-known bay site. When arriving, it was like a complex of rooms, so there was a code to get in the main door and then all different codes for them to access their own rooms.

Fair enough. After gaining their codes through the host, they began to notice a pattern. My boyfriend was staying in room one, his room code was 1-0-1-1. His friend staying in room 2 was 2-0-22. And so on. What would 3 be?

30-33. There we go. There were six rooms in this complex and they decided, after far too many pints and a curry, they would go and try the door of the room that none of them occupied. Why would you do that? Room 6. Well, first of all, I was about to say this sounds like a very reserved stag-do.

They're going, they're fishing, but they're... then with pints and a curry. I mean, you know, I'm all about pints and a curry. Yeah. I will not go to my club every again. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pints of the curry, fair about.

To shagascruth. To shagoscruth. To shaggouf. To shaggouf. Maglough shagoswif, yeah, very well done. Thank you. So they thought we'll go back and try the room that none of the rockopied room six. With the boyfriends mate trying 6066.

And before they knew it, the door opened. Almost the number of the beast may I add. Huh? Nearly six six six. The devil. Stay out of there. A number of the beast. who's the beast? The devil?

Yes. Do you not know the phrase the number of the beast? 666. That's where that comes from. Never heard the number of the beast. I know it's like the devil's number. The beast. The beast. The beast. Oh, okay. There it is. I didn't know that. They appeared inside to notice two suitcases lying on the floor. Can you guess what happened next?

Two suitcases lying on the floor. They've opened the door. One of them was sick or shot their pants because they've had a courier notes of me as? You're not far off. Really? Without further ado, my boyfriend's mate began to enter the room

and proceeded to have a shit in the toilet. At least it wasn't the suitcase. Wipe and then not flush so that the stunned couple would come back to a shit curry smelling, steaming hot room.

Why? I don't know. That's so uncool! Okay. But now I've read it back. It's not that bad. But I remember reading this and being really...

No, sorry. No, it's really... You've been desensitized to this. They've opened up, they've broke it. whether you know it or not, you're not allowed entry to that. They have broke into a room that isn't theirs and he's done a monkey curry shite in the toilet.

For the people have come back. Like they've come and they've got, we've checked in or we've dumped our cases and get ourselves out. We'll come back late. I don't worry about that. Oh, darling, darling, did you have a monkey curry shite in the toilet? And he hasn't flushed it. He hasn't flushed it.

Which reminded me, do you remember that time years ago? We didn't even have kids. We went to a really nice hotel in Edinburgh. Yeah. And there was a shit in the toilet. Yeah. I got three bottle of wine off that. remember we spent the whole weekend trying to work out who's that shit was unflushed no paper

no paper no paper fresh in the toilet waiting for me like uh you know so as you get a bottle of champagne in the room or maybe a little a little a little uh volvant or something who's was it to this day but i remember going down and i didn't i i got to the front of the queue at the reception desk and i said and those people behind us and i said can i talk you out of the way of everyone and i was literally like there was a fresh turd in my room waiting for us. I don't know who it was, but I just wanted you to know there was a fresh turd in me room. And we got a free bottle of wine.

We did get a free bottle of wine. That was quite right. And I've said it in every hotel since and I love me free bottles of wine. I haven't. No. Oh, hey. I might work. Want to remember. I mean, we've popularised it now, so maybe not. We've made it mainstream. Oh, damn it. Think of something else?

God damn it. I'd be fucking raging if I got to my room and someone had a mighty curry shite. Would you steer friends? Is it... The difference. says I wouldn't let one of my mates do that. I believe you are not having a curry shite in there. Maybe you might have once upon a time though.

Do you reckon? I don't know. Depends how drunk you are, I suppose. Now we're older. We're going to be 40 next year. I think we're past the shitting in hotel room days. What are? I think it was wait though. I would wait outside the room and my mates would do it.

I'd go, I'm waiting, I'm going to tell on you. And I would wait. And then we'd come back and I'd go, hi, you don't know me. But when my mates just broke in your room and I was shiting in your toilet and they go, okay. But I think on a deep level, I think the one who's did the shit It's like a psychopath.

Yeah. Shit on stuff. I thought you're going to see shit in the case, which I'm very glad he didn't. No, maybe I remembered it wrongly because I thought it was worse than just shit in the type. But still, it's absolutely man. Britting in someone's room and have a shit.

What's wrong with you, man? Room's next door, you pig. Who hurt you? Oh. Do you mean? Well, don't switch it around. I was enjoying hating this guy. Yeah, I know I feel a bit sorry for him now.

I think he's got demons. He's got that beast. Babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, bab. A hi there, Rosie and Chris. Hi there. Never had an hi there. A hi there. Oh, this is cute. Me and my wife love your podcast and we are currently listening to it as we drive in a camper van through Patagonia. On our year away travelling together.

Wow. Where's Patagonia? No idea. I thought it was just a brand. Oh, listen, I'm going to find out. You learn something every day. Where is? Where's Patagonia. Ooh.

Southern end of South America shared by Argentina and Chile. very nice wow lovely okay say I immediately got on the defensive because I thought you were going to want a camper van oh yeah I will get a one and I will get one

yeah soon like not yet but before I die I'll have another one oh yeah that's nice yeah first of all I have to see as a fellow oh god

as a fellow jiu jitsu practitioner who I mean ooce yes that's what we'll say oh god yeah you've got a little language. Hoose. I feel Chris's pain

and the fact that my wife gives me no sympathy whatsoever when I come home with bruises and injuries. Thank you. Especially since our last three holidays together I've received a black eye

the week before we leave making for some romantic holiday photos. Ah, it's nothing. There's not worse than an accidental black eye. It's just someone got too excited. I feel your pain Chris even if Rosie doesn't.

Thank you mate. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Anyway, on to the story. My sister has a lovely dog and a couple of mornings a week my retired mother comes around to take him out for a walk. Okay.

One frosty winter's morning, she was walking through the park with the dog off the lead and was surprised to see a tent hidden in the tree line. Gosh. The dog ran to investigate and disappeared into the bushes. My mother called after him, which attracted the tent's owner, who was a friendly gentleman.

He stood there with my mother and helped look for the dog. What's the matter? I don't have a tent in the park. Are you allowed to put a tent in the park? I don't think you're allowed with just camp in the park. I'd be terrified at camping the park I know

So youths would come in and kick me tent over And it's sad Isn't it sad that we live in a world of just fear now Yeah I don't want to turn it around But like Isn't it sad that like once upon a time And maybe we were stupid when we're younger

But I slept on the beach once In a tent I didn't last all night In a tent She didn't sleep on the beach ones No I didn't We left about 3 o'clock in the morning So you had a nap

You had a nap on the beach in the tent But I'll never do that I don't know this story Who are you with? My friends right how old were you um 18 19 drinking age

and you went we were drinking and you had a tent on the beach on the sand what shield's beach yeah how far down next to the cannon freezing of course it fucking was what part of the what month was it I can't remember it was like it wasn't winter

but it was possibly September I can't remember stupidest thing. I know. How did you... What? I don't know how I don't know about this. Had life before you, you know.

That's not a lot. That's fucking tragic. I feel like I see it. Again, I saved you. That's terrible. Why? But we must have been drinking because we drove home.

I couldn't drive. I might have been drinking. I can't remember. Good. I can't remember. But yeah. But back to the point, I had a lovely life.

Yeah, of course. Okay. It was lovely. It was good fun. But I wouldn't do that now. No. I was terrified to come on the beach. I'd be like,

Everything time someone came past and be, oh God, God, if you drunk smoking past, what if a seal came and got you? Well, there you go. Fucking vicious and shit. Look, you're going to be alive. There we go. He stood there with my mother and helped look for the dog.

Eventually the dog bounded out the bushes from near where the tent was pitched, clasping a stick in his mouth. It's just what I say, what's it got. It's got something. The man started to look very sheepish, but the stick was not a stick, but a frozen poo.

Oh, for fuck sake. much bigger than your standard dog poo. And from the reaction of the man, it was his frozen poo. I love that. He fucking recognised these shit. That's my shit. I'll put it down.

That's mine. The dog did not want to let it go. Oh, God. It would be partially defrosting in the bottom. Oh, God. But after some stern orders from my mother, he eventually dropped it, and she shared what I imagine

was an incredibly awkward moment with this gentleman before quickly leaving. I love this little bit at the end. We regularly bring this story up with her which she tries to avoid every time. Oh, bless her. It wasn't her fault. Not your fault, love.

Funny little story. Poor dogs, will they pick up anything, man. Oh, they love it, man. Condoms, dildos, frozen shits. Best time ever. And you want to talk to them? Not a chance. What you've been doing here?

Actually, I don't want to know what you've been doing with it. No, thank you. No. back. Thank you so, so much for watching and listening to this week's episode of Shag Marginoid. Have a wonderful Christmas. Yes, yes, thank you so, so much. As always, if you want to get touch, it's Shag Marriedinoid at Gmail.com.

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