Sh**ged Married Annoyed - Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson. Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe! Mollie and Matt also read a hilarious (and mortifying) story from a listener. You can listen to Mollie and Matt on Radio One, weekdays from 1pm and you can find their podcast Novel Idea wherever you get your podcasts! **The film Chris can't remember in the recording of this podcast is called Coherence!** If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: [e-mail] 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Get financial advice that puts you at the center. Find your advisor at IGPrivatewealth.com. Hello, you are listening and watching Shagmarinoid. Please keep me anonymous. Yes. And on this episode, we have the hilariously funny and lovely Matt Edmondson and Molly King. And it's the first time I've met Molly. It's the first time I've met both of them. Yeah. And they're genuinely lovely people.

You know, and you can tell people are like genuinely really nice. Not fake. Not it just nice. Well, I've known Matt for quite a while, but I haven't seen them for ages. It was lovely to see. I'm lovely to chat with them both. I know, you know, the intro of this podcast, please keep anonymous, is sponsored by the word lovely. It is literally all we ever say. But we're just lucky to have really genuinely nice people on so far.

It's been good. Molly and Matt are on promoting their new podcast, A Novel Idea, which is a crime podcast, where they basically write a novel, a chapter each. And I'll explain it totally in the show. But honestly, the way they explained it, I'm going to listen. It sounds great. And we get on to a little bit more about what they both enjoy. And they're very different people.

So the chapters of the podcast and book are going to be very different. Really good idea. And disclaimer, at one point, we tell them about a film we love and none of what can think of the name of the film. I quickly Googled it afterwards. It's called coherence, just so you know. It might be. It might be.

We did watch on a plane and a plane. It might be rubbish. Rate and subscribe. If you're on YouTube, please subscribe. And yeah, enjoy. We had a fight about the jingle. Jingle. We couldn't settle on a jingle.

So this is the jingle. Jingle, Jingle. We hope you like the jingle. Jingle, Babadoo, Babadoo, Babadoo, Babadu, Babadu, bah. Jingle. Joel Domit, apparently, when he came in, he just had his vat. Because you were taking painkillers, and when he came in, he was all, he was on painkillers,

because he just had his varicous veins out. And then I learned that that was a thing. Oh, God. I keep imagining it. I'm sorry, I'm on these painkillers. I pulled my neck. Oh, my gosh. So, um, how do you have a lot?

Did you do that? I don't even know. I don't even know. I think I slept funny. That's the most annoying thing. It's the worst. It's so irritating. I've seen two physios.

They don't have to know what to do with me. So on Sunday I had to go to A&E and I was like, I just need anything that's going to take this pain away. Oh, my God. My God. What does I sound a bit weird on this part. It's fine. No, it's absolutely fine. Oh, bless you though.

That's awful, isn't it? Sorry about that. I hear that. I hear that we're just getting to that age, though. We're getting to that age where things start to break. Things start going weird. It's really irritating when you sleep wrong, though. Oh, I know.

Your body goes, sorry you didn't do that properly. I'm going to be, yeah. Yeah, and I'm like, I was sleeping. How has anything happened? I'd love it, like, a dramatic story to be able to tell for the injury. It's really irritating. It's not.

Really irritated. Yeah. Do you want me to hook you off? I know you'll see Nick, aren't you, on Thursday. Nick, yeah. Anyone who has ever had physio always thinks their physio is the best physio and I think my physio is the best physio.

I need to see him. You need to see him. He's fantastic. Do you want to have a physio? Yeah, he's great. He's called... David Harris. I do believe my physio will beat your physio.

No, no. No, mine is like... Let's see. Let them keep digging, come on. Mine is, why are you the physio? No, I'm not the physio. I'm not the physio. I'm not the physio.

Oh my God. Please, waste. Rochester. She just stands, jumps up and down on me back like a toddler. I'm not the physio. My physio is the... He's the goat. Honestly, you go to him.

And he's just like, oh yeah, it's exactly this. He points it out to you on like a mott diagram. He puts the... He always does like a... It's like, what's the scan you have when you're having a baby? Solicum. Sound like.

Yeah. It does all that. And then he does his manipulations and then you come out and you feel healed. And then he gives you some exercises that I never do. Yeah. Oh, no. No one ever does the exercises. But, yeah, I need someone to go, that's where it's hurting.

Yeah. And here's an elbow. Er. Yeah. It's better. It's time to go see them. Yeah. Tell me about your physio.

England first team physio. I mean, sounds all right. probably decent and it's such a weird link it's her friend's husband went to uni with him and I got him through nothing to do with me doing anything I do

I got him through literally a gallery lives in Hartlepool oh my God that's great also you're ridiculous though because you did strictly and kept in touch with the physio and he came to our house like all the time

yeah that was the strictly physio yeah then I found the England one and then I dropped him like a Like cocked in or plop them, goasted him. Where do you go from there? It's like the Brazilian football team. Who's doing the physio for those guys? I need Argentina and Brazil and then I've got the full set.

That's right. Collecting first team physios like pinini stagas. I don't think. What are you having done? What's wrong? What do you need physio on? So I do Brazilian jihitsu a bit and I'm too all to do Brazilian jihitsu. I do need a Brazilian one. I do need a Brazilian one.

Not as much now, but when you first start you think, I'm strong. and you just hurt yourself. But now I'm very calm with it now and I don't hurt myself as much. How do you doing that? A couple of times a week when I can. Oh my God.

But it's my body goes, stop this. What's your makeup lady called? Claire, would you like it? What'd you want? Can I just ask her to check? I'm not looking shiny. Yeah. Can Claire quickly check shine?

See, I like a bit of shine me. Do you? I don't know. It makes us feel like youthful. Youthful. You're glowing. There's a fine line between shine and sweat, though, isn't it? Thank you so right.

Yeah. I'm trying to teach Matt the difference between sweaty and that youthful shy. The glowing. I don't think he's got there yet. Do you wear makeup for telly? Well, I'm not wearing any now, but if I were on telly, then yes. Yeah.

Not a lot, really. They have to drag Chris to the makeup chair. Like, literally. If I've got like a little red mark or something, I'll just have them do that. And they like putting powder on so you don't shine. But otherwise, no. I mean, my first ever job was on kids' TV. And there was a woman, and she'd done this some,

course where they, you ever had it, where they've got like an airbrush, literally like a spray. They used to do that, didn't they? Yeah, and, and she was banging to trying it out, but she didn't know what she was doing. And honestly, it was like

an inch thick of foundation every day. Oh, right, was she trying to tell you something? I never understood that. I just create a sort of an offense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was horrendous. Oh, my God. And you get to the end of the end of the day,

and they give you a wipe and you sort of try and wipe it off. And it would be like, you'd create a chasm in it. It's like full Mrs. Doubtfire. The first tell you I ever did was some TV show on Channel 5,

a little chat show on Channel 5, Ian Wright hosted it and they did that to me then and they put the spray on us. I remember watching it back it was the first thing ever, I watched it back at home and at one point I touched my face

and it looked like a ghost was touching me face. It looked like a ghost's hand come from under the table to touch my face. It was unbelievable. I should turn your hands? I saw clear who does it. I wouldn't let her put too much on her face

because then she has to tan me hands and I don't like it on me because it smells like fish, and I don't want. The hands are always the giveaway, aren't they? When you hold them up, it's like, oh, that's the real me. Yeah, Donald Trump effect, yeah. The real me. I've seen, I've seen makeup artists apply foundation to your legs. Yeah.

You're the only person I've ever met that I've seen has makeup artists on the legs. Well, yeah, because if they're out and I haven't been bothered to fake tan, and I think, do you know what, these are a bit ghostly, which they often are, never sunbathing anymore, then we might put a bit of foundation down there. Oh yeah, we don't see the sun anymore. Hiding from it. To the point where our friends are having a baby, right,

and we're going to a wedding. And the baby, they're like humming and harming about whether to come, aren't they? Yeah. And the baby's going to only be six weeks. And I said to my friend, Shannon, I went, Shannon, I don't sit in the sun. I will sit in the shade with that baby. You can go back to bed. Like, I don't do the sun anymore at all.

Me neither. No. I want to see it, but from probably inside. Yeah, I want to feel it for just secondary. Totally. through the shade. Totally. But it means that

quite ghostly. Yeah. I used to say about... But then she's always sat next to me so it's fine. So then I suddenly got a bad thing. I used to say about makeup

when I first started doing telling stuff and put makeup on you like you catch yourself on the camera and you go, oh God I look I look young.

I look vibrant and then going in the dressing room afterwards wiping it off it's like getting really ill really quickly. Yeah. It's like you apply

a hangover to your skin. Yeah. Totally. You're just like blotchy. and that again and you're like, oh my God, I'm back to reality and people see you in public and go, oh, God, oh! I fully think men should embrace makeup more, though.

I really do. I really, really do. Like, his age well, don't get me wrong. I think men, like, for some reason in this world look better than women ageing. But you could do with a bit of... You definitely look better with makeup on. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I live in South Shields, Rosie. I can't keep putting makeup on in real life. I get kicked a shit in Sainsbury.

Someone will jump on us, man. What would you have him do? Just a bit of confidence. seen her? Just a bit of like under eye. Your skin's so good, Chris. You've got me on now, man. Oh, right, okay. Well, that's why. That's why. I was going to say.

I agree with you. Sorry, I'll take it all back. He's only just started the last, how long? Three years? You've only started using like cream, like moisturiser. Well, I washed me, I washed my face in the hotel last night before bed and put my emphasiser on and then came through and wanted to pat on the back off Rosie. I was like, I've washed my face and put moisturise on. Yeah.

Never, ever, ever. Really? No. You haven't aged since the day I met you. You know that, don't you? Well, thank you very much. Yeah, it's because I also never go in the sunshine. Right. I don't drink. Yeah.

And I sleep. Are you why you trying to see alcohol causes ageing? I think it does. I won't believe a bad, I wouldn't have a bad word saying against something. It's a conspiracy. You all don't want me to have a good time. I feel fine after two bucks of wine, actually. My day is not ruined at all.

I can get through my Saturday with them kids. It's extremely healthy to piss the bed. It's so healthy. What's your problem? Do you know what the damage that it does to your knees getting up and go to the toilet the other night? We'd say like the opposite of self-care

which is really not good. We'll go through stages that's the thing though. We'll go like we'll go really, really well but then when we are having a drink or having a night, we go, we go hard or go home on both sides of night and you will sauna, we'll gin, water,

electrolytes, all that and then when it's a night off, it's like, you know, I'm going to dip this curry and a pizza in a pizza. Yeah, yeah. It's balanced. It's all balanced, yeah. Totally.

You're doing so well, money, for having a bad neck. Thanks so much. It's like you came in and popped pills here and then you've got a bad neck. Don't start robo. There's nothing worse. No, but there's not, so obviously I'm on tour at the minute. Yeah. And a different pillow every night in a hotel.

Oh, no. You're not taking yours with you? That's just you look like such a time. No, you have to travel with your own pillow. Travel with your own pillow. But I've got enough, do you have any idea how much shit I travel with? Go on. Well, there's all the makeup is a bag of a bag of a team of 12 makeup artists carrying a

videos, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've got a maid on hand to change the bed sheets that I've missed. Yeah. All the plastic sheets. Yeah, the plastic sheets. No, so I've got... Xbox.

Well, I was going to leave the Xbox to last, but I've got Xbox. I've got a monitor for the Xbox. I've got my hold all with my stuff in. What I'm going to go to the venue that day on. I've got my case with all my other stuff, gym stuff, jihitsu stuff. Golf clubs. Wow, gosh, you are travelling with a lot. Spike Matt?

How much time off has he got? Spike Matt? I don't you tell you. How's that? You're just like accipressure mat? You're seeing them? Well, like a bed of nails. A little bit.

A bed of nails. Right. Exactly a bed of nails. He's an anxious beer. He's a bit of an anxious. So when you get off stage, you're absolutely buzzing, right? Yeah. And then obviously you have a couple of drinks and you're chilling the hotel and you wind down a bit.

But it's still kind of there in you. And then sometimes three, four, sometimes six in the morning. It's really bad if it happens at like seven. That adrenaline just, it's been sitting somewhere and it hits you again. And the cortisol's up and it hits you. and you wake up and you're like, buzzing off the gig but you're like,

oh my God, I didn't get a bed at one, I can't be up at seven. So if I go to sleep on that mat or if I lie in bed on that mat, it takes all of the... Oh, you're putting in bed.

A lying bed. Sometimes I fall asleep on it and I wake up an hour later and I'm very upset. Is it actually quite painful? When you first get on it, it's really painful. You get used to it

but it's like a bed of nails. You should not be sleeping on that. I thought you just did it for ten minutes. Yeah, I do it 10 minutes, but I'm not lying on a hotel floor. Are you joking? I don't touch hotel carpet Oh God no

And does it catch the piss? That's the real reason he's doing it, yeah It's like a little tray Yeah And then Crosse you have a sauna suit I'm going to take the sauna suit next week as well I've got a sauna

So it's like a sleeping bag And you're climbing in it And it's a sauna Your head as well Or just up the neck A wee little chin Not about these things No

No It's amazing It's like a microscope has matched. It's like a really heavy sleeping bag. Right. The couple of liquid, right? Which is obviously a lot less than an actual sauna. And you're just zip it up, you get in.

You've got to have clothes on in it, otherwise you will burn yourself. Okay. But on tour, I do towels. So I just do a towel on top of it, lying on towel, and then a towel on top of it so it's not touching my skin. 35 minutes. How's it, how's it warming up? It's like infrared.

It's electric. Yeah, it's electric. It's plugged in. You sweat. You drip. You drip. What's the benefit of it? sweating out the...

Infrared. It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's like...

It's crazy. Yeah. God. We need to come on tour with Chris. Guy, what the fuck? And you're pissing it and the piss immediately back with you.

I thought you'd be well in all of this stuff. No. No. No. No. No. Of this. This is wild.

One of the worst things I ever did was... Have you ever done an isolation tank? No. I don't believe I could be with my own thoughts. Same. Yeah, it's like a... a coffin full of water and it's the temperature of your body and it's got salt in it so you float. So the idea is that you can't, it deprives you of all of your sort of sensory input.

So it just feels like you're floating there and they close it. And there's just sort of faint light on the ceiling, which is about here. I've seen them before. And you're meant to be in there for an hour. And a friend of mine, this is before I knew I had ADHD, a friend of mine said, I wish you go and do one. and I went in and I was there for about 45 seconds

and I thought no what am I to do for an hour but to be left alone in a coffin with my own thoughts for an hour horrendous That's torture

I'm literally I'll be lying there you know Godzilla M&M and M&M fill them with the venom and aluminum yeah fill them with the venom

aluminum I don't like silence I can't deal with do you like silence I hate it I hate it even when I treat myself

to a massage you know how they've got the like the lovely spa music I don't want it I want like an episode of friends or an episode of a podcast running so I don't have to think about my own thoughts

otherwise I'm just lying there thinking I've got to do that, got to do that oh did that go okay oh I shouldn't have done that I'm the same I just want to hear nonsense I start counting their strokes and I'm like I am insane you can never got out with double digits

I was going to say what's your pee we've never got out of single fingers we've never got out of single figures yeah we'll never got up with double digits one day yeah no I'm the same I think about everything else I can't switch off

I can't show such a terrible way word to use. You left, that was an open goal. You know, in the stroke, yeah, I'm like, one. So I get, I get, I get, I get obsessed. I don't if I've told you this, I get obsessed with the symmetry of it. Oh, yeah, they're obsessed. They haven't done it on the leg. Yeah, so they'll do

the one side of the leg and then they do that. I go, oh my God, that was, they didn't do the same on that. The second, well, it's never as long as it. I'm going to be walking around in circles this afternoon. They've, they've, brado, babadoo, babadoo, babo, ba' the vibes were a bit different. People thought denim on denim was peak fashion. Inline skates were everywhere.

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Somebody once said to me, if you're going to have a massage, only go in the morning, because they'll be tired in the evening. And I thought, yeah, I don't want to be putting them through pain, massaging my back. I always, I like firm pressure and massage. It's my favourite thing in the world. If I was, like, rich beyond my wildest dreams. Yeah. And I could change anything about my life.

I'd have a mous. A living. A living in the suits. Like Simon Cowell used to have a lot. I used to tour with one, for remember rightly. Incredible. So good, right? And the, but I like the pressure to me.

be so, so hard that it causes me physical pain. Oh my God. And I always say to them like, they go, is that pressure enough? And I go, just give me everything you've got. And sometimes they take it as a challenge. They're like, I'm going to destroy you. And I love it. I love it. Sometimes they're just press the intercom and they're like, he's in again. Yeah, yeah. Did you, did I hear that right? Did you just say he likes needles? No, he gets the giggles. Yeah. Oh, God. He likes it so fun, don't you? Yeah. I once had it, I once had it where this guy like, You know, when they push it and you can feel the muscle twitch.

And they just hold it there. And it was so painful. My reaction to it was to like laugh hysterically. I was like a joke. It was weird. Wow. But I, yeah. That's interesting.

And that stops me from having the thoughts because if the pain's there, I'm like, it's so painful, but it's going to end soon. Yeah. And that's all I can think about. What sort of thing? So if that, if you like that and it might calm down and release, what do you do? What else do you do? So Chris is riddled with anxiety, right? Same.

Same. He has found Brazilian jihitsu, which genuinely is like the best thing ever. Switches your brain off. It's like going in that tank, but you're not in that tank. Yeah. It switches off.

So when I, people are watching and listen to this podcast will be sick of me banging on about it. But when I get off the mats, I've got verbal diarrhea because I've had time off from my own brain. Yes. And sometimes when I'm travelling around

and I go, I did it. I didn't tell you this. I went to a gym the other week. And I literally got off the mat. It was just a gym I'd visited on tour. I got off the mat and I fucking sprinted out the door because I was like, I will tell these people my life fucking story

if I don't get out of here now. The guys in my gym are fine. I've known them for ages. They just know who he gets off the mat and he can't talk. If I'm with strangers, they will literally be like, what is wrong with this person? So I had to just sprint out.

Me, two of Manjo's waiting outside and I just literally still sweating, still didn't have my shoes on, ran out of the door. Because I was like, I'm going to make a total tosser of myself. With Jiu-Jitsu, do you do it on your own? Or have you got someone there like a coach? You've got to fight for someone else.

He wanted to buy one of those fake men that he practiced with him at home and I said no. Sorry, I didn't want to buy one. I asked for one for Christmas. And I didn't get it. Never turned up. None of my presents on Christopheran were wrapped like a man in a game suit on the floor. The worst thing I was like, Chris, I came it. Where did you envisage it living in the house?

Yeah, well, exactly. Bottom the bed like a dog. Yeah. Just wakes up every morning. But there's one of them, no, but there's one of them it's got actual sensors where arteries are and where joints are and if you get it in the right bit, it goes tap, tap, tap, it says tap, and you go, oh, that's great.

I want to go, oh, that's a good one. I want to go, go, I want to go, is that all you got, you're slug. Harder, more pressure. Yeah, exactly, yeah. Well, listen, if you use a karate chopper neck, I'm volunteering. Oh, yeah, you should just practice. As long as it's painful.

When I did Heaven, the sitcom Heaven, Kimberly Nixon, who played my partner in it, she went for a massage once in Manchester and she said to me, she was like, she was like, she was the same as you. She was like, I need them warping up and down me back. My God, I don't, isn't it? I'm like, it hurts sometimes.

I'm like, I never tell them. I just go through it. Whatever they say, is that pressure okay? Whatever it is, I say yes. Yeah, well, even if I'm thinking, it's because your people please are. I know, I know. Even if I'm thinking, oh, I wish it was a bit firmer.

I'd never like lift my head up and go, do you know what? Could you actually go a bit, And then I think, come on, Molly, you're paying for this 60 minutes and she's just there stroking you. Did you not have a pop star days? Did you guys not have like a masseuse around with you? No. Like when we were travelling on tour, sometimes we might treat ourselves like if there was a spa in the hotel. Then I'm going to nip downstairs for a deep tissue. But no, we never really had someone following us. No. I remember JLS did. They were always on tour at the same time as us. And we were always so jealous.

Yeah. They've got a masseuse. They've got all this amazing stuff. Don, Dom. Fucking hell, man. No, we never did. We never did. Oh, you see, you're missing a trick there. I know. It's all the back flipping that Aston was doing.

If you were backflipping, then you're like a dumb frit. True, true, true. True. True. He loves a backflip that, lad. Love's a backflip that. I think he's hurt himself recently. Really.

They were on this podcast and then, and then I think they went on to, it came on for more on the tour. Yeah. I think he went on tour and on the second show, I think he's done himself in. Oh, no. Flip, genuinely. I think I'm not 100% sure. I think there's a problem with a backflip.

I think if you can do a backflip, you're never going to stop, are you? I think you're right. I think it's a very addictive thing to do. Hello, Benson Boone. Totally. Because everyone's going to want you to do it, aren't they? Yeah, can you show us the back? And you're like, go on then.

My fear would be three pints in. Ramsey, do your phone backflip. I'm like moving tables in the pub. Yeah, yeah. You'd be doing it. We did. But if you nailed it, oh my God, what a feeling. Oh, I kind of do.

We had a meet when we're younger. You used to live opposite them, Chris Simpson. Yeah, he could do that. He did gymnastics when he was a kid. And every time it would be like, do that flip. Yeah. Everyone would be like walking home drunk from the town centre.

And he'd be just cartwheeling down the street. Every school has one kid that can do a backflip. Yeah. So right. So on the estate, I lived on when I was a kid, we used to go across the road to this other bit to play football. And there was rumour of a kid who could do a front flip off a wheelie bin. Was it him?

No, it was a different kid. So it was just this random kid. I don't know if I've told you this. It was like, Now he's famous. I'm not kidding, right? So it wasn't bin day. So there was no wheelie bins kicking around.

I'm not kidding. We walked around for about an hour looking for a wheelie bin for this lad. And we eventually found one. It was just on the side of someone's house and we quickly went and got it. We pulled the wheelie bit out and he got it. He jumped and he flipped him.

We're like, wait, we'll put it back. It was, what a night. What a night? The anticipation of trying to find it. It was so incredible. He would jump up and it was like, it wasn't like he turned during the jump. He went off the bin,

Full rotation of the A, landed Perth. It was incredible. Unbelievable. Incredible. Unbelievable. I mean, that is an amazing skill. You know what people are like, if you could have a superpower? Yours would be flipping off a wheelie bin.

I think it'd be up there. I'm not joking. I remember we found a little wall and stuff. We were like, what about this wall? He was like, it's not high enough. It had to be a wheelie bin. Oh my God. And wheelie bins didn't get reduced into my area until after everywhere else.

Who was it? Tell us. I don't know his name. I've never seen him since. Oh, he doesn't exist. Did I don't, I've just been watching the Sopranos. we know where Tony Soprano imagines the maid next door and he's talking to her. I think, did I imagine the front of the book.

I feel like you did. Oh my God, maybe you did. I think I've imagined it. I also know all of the gymnast and sell shields and I don't have a bad. Now that is a brag. That's amazing. Oh God.

I know all of the gymnas and sell shields. Incredible. What's this? I've heard about it. Sorry, where's this guy doing forfeits? Or North Shields? Fine, not bothered. He's not on the list? He's out of my jurisdiction.

No, because we're the same age. We're the same age. We grew up in the same town. And my cousins both went to a gymnast in South Town, and said, and I would have known this guy. But what if he was like an untrained natural? Like a fippling savant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was just born with it. Yeah. He saw a wheelie bean. He was born inside a wheelie bin. That's right. He climbed out like Bain. So good. On to the top.

And he flipped the world off. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's what we need to watch next. What? With Robin. Batman? Sorry.

They're a bit... Batman's are a bit dark for 10-year-olds. Maybe a couple of years. We've had to miss out a few things. Yeah. Haven't we? We're not a Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, but that's really fucked up that one.

I think you'll get a little bit freaked out by it. I, go on. I'm not even saying. I was going to say, can you pause and can I come and join you guys? Because I've never seen any Marvel. And it drives poor Matt up the wall. I said to her, why don't we get together every week? And we'll watch in chronological.

order from start to finish every Marvel movie. And I said, we should do it as a podcast. That's a podcast. That's a podcast. Thank you, Chris. I said this and she was like, under no circumstances. What is it? Because I hadn't until I met Chris.

Uh-huh. And then we did it the first time round. And I love them. I love them. See, I think I'd be quite into it because I don't know if this is a reference that's going to make everyone put their head in their hands. But I used to watch Superman with Clark Kent, Dean Kane. Yes.

That's my cousin's name, by the real. adventures. My cousin's real name. That was Terry Archer. Oh, what a time. He's now an ice agent, but let's just not talk about that. He's taking a dark turn. Oh, really?

Oh, God. Well, I loved that era. Yeah. But the whole Marvel world seems like there's just too much to accomplish. It's like, where do I even start? Right in the beginning. Iron Man or Captain America. Some people, very rogue, some people start with Captain Marvel.

Which I don't understand. Well, because it's set back. Because it's before the rest of them. No, because the reference to her in the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the Endgame. Is it Endgame? Infinity Wars, you need to not know who she is at all.

Right. So a couple things, Molly. Before I do pump me head in my hands. First thing, New Adventure Superman, absolutely awesome. Were you a fan of Smallville? I never got into that. I remember it being on,

but I never really got into it. For me, it just took a little bit too long from Ruey's powers. Like every now and then he'd wake up, levitating above his bed and you'd go, this is the episode, and then he wouldn't. Just him and Lana Lang would have some kind of,

lustful state each other and that would be that and it was really upsetting. That's DC, not Marvel. Okay. So, for different world, please don't offend me like that again. Did you like the Batman's when you were younger? Never seen them. Not the ones with like...

Jim Carrey and there. She's never seen any of them. Like, what's his name? None of them. None of them. But if you liked the Superman, then there's something there's a flicker there. And I think he doesn't enjoy it.

Has Matt explained the fact that literally Iron Man and Cat Merrick and Thor, all of these films come out separately, and then over a decade, they all weave into each other. Yes. I have explained to them all come together at the end. It's annoyingly really clever how it all comes together.

It's absolutely mystifying. Okay. I mean, he has explained it. Have I brain dumped it possibly? Which is the one where they all come together? The Avengers. The Avengers. And I can appreciate this is so annoying to people who live and breathe Marvel.

Yeah, yeah. But it's just like a different world. Oh, Molly, please don't leave here thinking that I eat and breathe Marvel, please, because that would, absolutely destroyers. Like, I like it. Don't show you a tattoo. No, I'm not showing you my tattoo.

No, it's just, do you know what it is? Do you like sort of sci-fi stuff? No. No. I need to be, oh, I love like, I need to be able to relate to them. Like a romantic comedy. Okay. Father of the bride.

Oh, nice. Father of the bride. Yeah. What else do I like? I like sometimes quite dark things. But then I need an episode of friends after it. Just like, you like my sister. Just to remind myself that.

Palate cleanser. Palak claim. Yeah. We, what was it we did that with? We watched something so awful and we had to put Challenge TV on and watch all episodes of Who Wants to Be Millionaire for an hour. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I can't remember what was that we watched. I think it was a documentary. I love really dark stuff as well, though. Okay. I'm just very, kind of like everything. Yeah, I just need to be able to relate. So the minute it goes into that, like, sci-fi.

No, then you probably wouldn't like it. Everything I've ever recommended you've not liked. Have you guys seen Palm Springs with Andy Sandberg? No, but I love Andy Sandberg. It's so good. It's like a kind of modern day groundhog day. Right. It's one of these time loop movies.

I love stuff like that. It's Chris, you will love it. It's so good. You've watched it in four minutes. No, you haven't. And then they just keep repeating it. No, no. They're just setting up the world.

It's so good. It's a romantic comedy, but it's also just really clever. And I said, you've got to watch it. It's so good. And you gave it like three minutes. You went, well, the same thing just keeps happening. I was like, yes, that's because it's a timely movie. They're just setting up the world, but you couldn't get past it.

Oh, we quite like that. Do you know, oh my God, Chris, we watched a film on a plane years ago. Okay. Before we had kids. And it was one of the best films I've ever seen in my entire life. And I have no idea what it's called. I do. I always have to Google it.

I always have to put a really ridiculously convoluted explanation. So it's something happens. People listen to people watching and know what this is. It's something that there's a dinner party at a house and a comet or something goes overhead. and something blows up and some people leave the house and then they come back

and it's like the house has been replicated loads of different dimensions have come together and the house has been replicated so the people coming back are from a different house party but they're the same people

and it's like a multi-dimensional thing and it's just coming back to house does anyone outside know what it's called it was brilliant and it's just disappeared we're not playing and we've never seen it since I've never seen it on anything anyway it's unbelievably good

so good but nobody's been able to get the title of you I don't think it was like hugely popular. Okay. So it's just never been, I've never seen it like on Netflix or anything like that. On IMDB, when I watch things, the signal and stuff like that, these all these little sci-fi movies, it always comes up and I always forget what it's called. But it's thought so good.

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I'm enjoying a lot. It's been lovely. It's been great. Tell us about it. Novel idea. So it's about JLS and the physio. And the fact they've got a physio. No.

So, it's to be done. So Monlin and I, obviously, best mates. And N.S. you spend more time together. And we had this idea of, would it be possible to write a novel together? So I would start it. I'd do chapter one. And then a bit like one of those drawings, you know, where someone draws a head and then you fold the paper and someone draws the body. Yeah.

And then you fold it and someone draws the legs. And then you look at it at the end and it's chaos. We thought we'd do that but with writing a book so I write chapter one but then I hand over the entire storyline and all the characters to Molly who then picks it up in chapter two

yeah I can then take it off in whatever direction I want to do I continue with his characters do I continue with his plot life kill them off exactly so I'm assuming all of these characters immediately lose their superpowers and then they move in a one apartment in New York together

yeah they're in a cafe in New York pretty much but we've had so much fun I would say the first few chapters especially have been a bit of a tug of war as to like the direction that the story's going in. Yeah, so I introduce it's a detective novel.

It's a murder mystery. And what's frustrating is that I've set up the crime. It's this guy called Augustus Smyth who is found with his tie in a paper shredder and he's been tugged to his demise as it's been chewed up his tie. It's garotted him. Terrifying, awful by the way.

Awful way to go. Beautiful. And I've got a detective. Can you get strangled from the back? though? Everyone's asking me this. No one's buying it. No, no, that's...

You can't still breathe. You have to have his face in there. No, no, because you've got... If you imagine, it's grabbed the tie. It's going... So he's getting pulled. Oh, and it's making... So he's had to have had the short pit at the time.

Yeah, exactly. So the front, the strangling at the front could even be the paper shredder. Exactly, yeah. It's just something on the front and the tie on the back. All right, I've just thought, I just thought there's no real wind-questions out there. I just sort of shits on the car. concept of people's stuff that they're coming out to promote.

But this is the thing, because that's what happens in our podcast. Okay, great. So in the podcast, our friend Stefan reads it aloud. Oh, nice. And then we deconstruct what each other have written and often get quite annoyed by it. Exactly like you just have. Been gone like, is that really how someone would die? Would that be a murder or would that just be a...

But I'm loving this already because of how different you two are just in the way you're explaining with the difference in movies and stuff. So this is going to be like a schizophrenic novel. It is. It is. So the lead detective, this guy, Ian Chalk, who I am big into, he doesn't feature in Chapter 2 at all because Molly doesn't like him. I don't like the guy. He feels like a bit of a show-off and I hate show-offs.

He feels a bit big-headed and I was like, I don't need to write about this guy. So I'm just going to pop into the side and I'm going to write about all of my characters, Antoinette Dubeck and all these like dance teachers and people who have like little relationships. Antoinette DuBet. That's one of the characters. If I read a book, Chapter 2, you get to it, the characters disappeared

and there's a character called Antonette Du Beck I'm putting that book through a shredder yeah yeah it's over I genuinely it's where I think

you know like people try and hide their true feelings about like award shows and stuff people always like oh you know clap along if I didn't win the award

or whatever you know that I don't think you ever hear genuine frustration you'll see it but it's inescapable in episode two of our podcast because I am so devastated

at what Molly's written you just hear a man slowly losing the will to live on. I cannot believe you've not mentioned. Because I thought she was going to bring him in at the end of the chapter. Not a single fucking mention of a guy. Can we just remind ourselves of one of your best friends, Rees, who did the other day say to you, thank God for Molly's chapter.

She's coming with characters with names that we can remember. We've got Antoinette DuBec, we've got Raphael. Bridgeton. Broadchurch. Is Antoine a dancer? Of course. Of course. She's a dance teacher. Don't say brilliant, Chris.

Thank you, Chris. It's just because I'm a big, Amtronette. on Debeck fan. Oh, we all are. Are we all? Nearly his posture. Yeah. You've seen his posture?

Oh. Good God. Very good. He won't get a bad body. He's not a physio than you. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't need a physio. He's more than a physio. It sounds really good.

Genuinely, you've saw it. We have laughed so much making it and brilliant. I love it. And we've properly got stuck into it. I couldn't do it. I couldn't hand over something I'd written that to take off. I'm struggling. Because Matt sets up the crime.

in episode one, and I'm the one that writes all the even numbers, so two, four, six. I actually write the final chapter, which I'm yet to do. So I have to sew up all the final threads. She's going to solve the crime. And I know, in my body, I know who did it. But I'm not going to get to say you can't, Molly, can I give you just one suggestion? One sentence? And it was all a dream.

Don't. This is his biggest fear. That would piss him off. That would be horrible. Biggest fear. That would be awful. Chris, I've got a joke of my mind. We'll never work together again.

I don't enjoy that. I don't like, I don't like the dream. And it was all a dream. I'm like, no, absolutely not. No, because the thing is, the hand comes in and press a stop on the remote. And you've been watching a DVD. Poor film.

No, I'm awful. You never talk to me again. I've littered clues throughout, throughout my captors. Stop picking them up. I think of them back. You could get the board games and that. Yeah. Oh, great.

You're desperate for me. me to pick up these little crumbs he's leaving and I'm just going, bop, bap, and creating my own story, brushing them away. I have faith. Beautiful. Gorgeous. We're going to do this question. Yes. Yes. We just chat so much. Like, we're just constantly.

We're so excited when other people are here. Anyway, right, should we do this? Yes. Okay. Dear Chris and Rosie, a while back, I was running late to meet some friends for a drink and I remembered I needed to get some cash out. As I was heading to the cash machine, I noticed a quite handsome guy heading towards it too. So I picked

up the pace and ran past him to jump in front. Oh? I put my card into the machine and typed in my PIN number. Suddenly, the screen went blank, just a white screen. I panicked, as you would, as I thought, of course, the machine had eaten my card. It then displayed, please wait on the screen for about 20 seconds. I turned to him and showed him that there was an issue. Suddenly, I heard a faint phone ringing sound coming from the machine.

I obviously thought, well, this was strange, so I was staring at the machine, bewildered. and then the ringing stopped and I heard, Sarah? I was like, what? I didn't know this was the thing, but the machine must have somehow picked up who I was and the customer service team were trying to assist me, Molly. I lent forward to the machine and I said, hello? It responded.

Sarah, hello? I replied, hello? Yes, I can hear you. The machine isn't working. I don't know what to do, followed by ramblings of what the issue was and the fact that I didn't think I'd lost my card, etc. I kept talking, getting my face closer and closer to the screen

so they could hear me, then silence. Here we go, guys, wait for this. Oh, God. The handsome man behind me, then tapped me on the shoulder and said, I think that voice is coming from you. I think it's coming from your pocket. Oh, no. Oh, God.

See? No. I'll just talk about. Hold on. I took my phone out of my pocket. and yes, I had somehow pocket face-timed my dad. Oh, no, oh no. And he was the one shouting my name.

Oh, my gosh. While I had my head fully planted into the cash machine, shouting out like an absolute moron. I hadn't noticed that the screen had gone back to normal in this time and eventually managed to obtain my funds. Oh, my God. The man stifled his laughter like an absolute gent. What a gent.

Oh, nice. But I don't think he'll forget the girl that's. screamed into a cash machine for no reason. It's always... In front of a handsome man. I'm still single, isn't it? I'm still single and still cringe when getting the cash out. Oh, bless us.

Easily done. Easily done. That is so good. I don't know. How are people still pocket dialed? I get pocket dialed quite a lot. Do you? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I always pocket dial people. Really? Because I use Siri quite a lot. Yeah. And sometimes it just decides... Yeah. You'll say like, oh, can you play this song? It's like,

Gary Bishop. He's like, I haven't spoken of Gary for 15 years. My son's... Yeah, you're right, actually... It's similar to... Mine does the same. Mine sometimes tries to phone...

I ask for songs in the car with the kids. Yeah. And it'll try to phone someone, like, someone who I know who's famous, but I'm not on phone call in terms with, so if they saw them this call from me, calling a Harrystiles.

Yeah, like, it's not a Jimmy Carbathon. I'm like, I know him, but we're not on... I'm not going to give him a ring on a Tuesday after noon. Jimmy, just in the car with the kids. Got any jokes? Yeah, like... Sing as a song. Yeah.

Yes. Guys, thank you so much. Thank you. Best to look with the podcast, it sounds amazing. Thank you. I'm going to Google what that film was and I will let you know. Yeah, put it in the show notes, because I'm going to listen back to this. I'd like to know what it is.

Right, yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, God, look at the room. You will enjoy it. Molly will not even watch it. And I'm fine. I feel like I know the die on me. I'm going to get one of those pin beds though to lie on.

It's really good. Amazon. 20-cuit on Amazon. I'm going to buy a plastic sheet. God. And an adult nabby. Bye, everyone. Thank you.

Thank you guys. Thank you so much. Oh, my God, that flu. That was real fun.