Sh**ged Married Annoyed - What's that on your prom dress?... A short message from Chris & Rosie

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

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Sorry to confuse you there This is just an extra special little something Oh You ready? Yeah Give me an N What? Give me an N

N Give me a T T Give me an A A What does it spell? Natar Natar Natar Natar. Natar.

Natar. Natar. NT is. It's the National Television Awards. Ah, yes. Chris and I are shortlisted, which I keep saying, but it just means nominated. Yeah. For the, what category is it?

Oh, yeah. Great. Great. Sorry. What is it? Absolutely great. For the TV interview. TV interview.

Basically, what happens with the NT is, you might have already voted. You might have already voted for it. That's brilliant. But I've voted for it to get to this now. Yes, that was for the TV interview basically what happens with the NTA is you might have already voted for it and that's brilliant but I've already voted for it to get to this yes that was for the long list now we're on the short list now what happens is

you know the show's with the best fans with the most what's the word bloodthirsty lunatic personally dedicated

dedicated was the word I was looking for dedicated fans I think it's tech savvy tech savvy the most tech savvy tech savvy the most tech savvy fans people are going to be asked to get their

email address in there maybe I wouldn't be voting for anything great now completely ignore what she said to be fair

jokes aside it's madness I've got the category up on the computer in front of us TV interview the four nominees in this category

are Louis Theroux mad Piers Morgan the Graham Norton show crazy and the Chris and Rosie Ramsey show. What the fuck?

It's a bit... It's strange. It's ridiculous, Chris. Yeah. Because that's the thing. People listen and they think, well, yeah, but you do arenas and you've got books. We know we do all these things.

We don't feel like that. But it doesn't feel like that. No. We are married and we do this podcast in the house and the TV show still feels weird doing the TV show, let's be honest and the fact that we're up against those i mean powerhouses of television interviews that have been on tv since we were you know these these three blokes they fall in oh you're the only woman in the category as well by the way again um yeah listen these three blokes this lag's gonna make it she's gonna make it somehow

these three blokes fall in the category of famous before the internet oh yeah if you're fit to the of the category of famous before the internet. Oh, yeah. If you're famous before the internet, you'll be famous forever. That's what they say. Really? Yeah.

That's impressive. Everyone famous before the internet is still famous now. Or we're just, we're flash in the pan pieces of shit. You were kind of. Nah. Not really. Nah, not at all.

Nah, the internet sort of made you, actually. Oh, well, you flip-flopped on that opinion You used to be quite big on Twitter. I don't remember. When you could be arsed. When you could be arsed. When I could be arsed, when I didn't have really thin skin

and get upset by everyone being nasty. Yeah, so if you could go on, just Google National Television Awards and obviously skip all the other categories, not important.

Get straight to TV Interview, vote for us, skip the rest of the categories and put your email address in. No, vote for the other ones as well. Ah, fuck them. TV Interview. I'm going to do it now actually.

I haven't done it yet but thank you as well to everybody who voted to get us shortlisted like honestly I don't I don't want to

ever feel like we're downplaying it but then I don't ever want to talk about it too much it's a really sort of thin line of tread

but we are unbelievably shocked and like so humble to be even nominated and I know that's such a naff thing to say but well you are but I mean the first thing you said was what am I going to wear even nominated like and I know that's such a naff thing to say but it's

well you are but I mean the first thing you said was what am I going to wear oh shit what am I going to wear oh Chris personally right

yeah if we do win yeah can they just send it to the house I kind of don't want to go yeah you're bad I hate

yeah these things man the BAFTAs ah do you know the ulcers I had on my mouth at that award ceremony chewing your mouth chewing my mouth off my award ceremony? Chewing your mouth.

Chewing my mouth off. My knickers broke. Do you remember? When my spanks broke, the metal thing was literally centimetres away from my actual vulva. Could have done some serious... So I don't know what to wear. I can't be arsed. I wonder if Piers Morgan has the same problem at award ceremonies.

I wonder if he's... No, I doubt he does. No, Louis maybe? I doubt they do because you can just knock up with a bloody shirt and tie and all that crap. Yeah, I mean, I'll be wearing

the same suit I wore for the BAFTAs maybe with a different jacket. Maybe with a different jacket. I'm arm and away. Listen, your look... Because I hate getting too...

I don't... No, listen, I don't mind doing like Saturday night chic, right? That's what I can do. Do you know, either a nice top and trousers

or a nice dress, I can do that easy. This is another level above. This is like ball gown, proper dressy shit. And I'm just like, oh, God. Rosie, prom season has just finished. You will be able to pick up some secondhand, possibly spunky prom dresses from all kinds of shops around here.

It's an awful thing to say. No one who's just done prom has got my size tits. I thought you were going to stick up for them and say there wouldn't be any spunk. Oh, I mean, listen, there should be spunk on them.

What kind of prom you having? Shit prom. Come on, guys. This is dreadful. This is dreadful. Look, just vote. Just Google NTAs and just vote. In the best interview category.

I'm worried that we've talked about Spunk so much now that people are going to open their browser and then just end up going and looking at porn and completely forgetting all about this.

So forget Spunk. Do you know what it is? If they're having a nice day, I don't mind. Listen, I never thought I'd say this in my life, but forget Spunk. Forget it and go

National Television Awards and please vote for us in TV interview category. Again, we're up against some absolute powerhouses. You know, we probably won't't win but it'll be lovely to go down with a fighting chance and uh so we are going then i think we're gonna go yeah do you want me to just go don't let's go on my own when i'm there i make a fool of myself chris i don't know what to wear i hate standing in front of the cameras do you remember the baftas you just don't know this right

and we might send on the podcast i can't remember i've friends. I had to pull your bra up non-stop. Yeah, because that was ridiculous because actually I've had the same bloody bra. I can't buy bras. I can buy loads of sofas, but I can't buy bras. I've got a problem. Anyway, you've got to fight

to get into the bit where you've got to get your picture taken. You've got someone with you who's your Rottweiler for the night, your terrier. It's their turn and then somebody else pushes in front

and then obviously Cillian Murphy comes over and he's much more famous than us so he goes first and then someone else comes over and they go first

and you go I'm a piece of shit I don't want to be here and then you've got to run in and then they're like smile and then they usually

don't even know my fucking name and they're like Chris on your own and I'm like I'm fucking my award as well god's sake

and it really helps when they go Chris on your own and I go no can me man be, my award as well. God's sake. And it really helps when they go, Chris, on your own. And I go, no, can me ma be in the photo as well? And they go, no problem, Mrs. Ramsey. And you come in. It's just a fun day. It's just a fun day. But very happy to be nominated. Let's see.

And if we do, what are we going to say? If we win, I don't know what I'm going to try. We never do speeches good. No, we never do them good. We sort of, I try not to talk over the top of you because I don't want to look like the bloke who's talking on... Again, you're the only woman in this category in the shortlist. Don't let me speak.

But that's the problem. Yeah, the problem is I go, I'll let her talk and then you start talking and I go, what the fuck are you doing? The irony is, what's the award for? TV interview. I can't speak. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I should do something really ironic. Like, look, I was going to let my wife speak, but I think it's time a man spoke for once. No, don't. See, there's always a chance I wouldn't do something like that. That's going to ruin everything. Right, okay.

That's it. Leave it to you. Just vote for Willett to win so that hopefully we can go on and make some kind of dicks of ourselves bloody comedy awards I didn't realise your mum had kept

robbing up first words I said were fucking hell she had to mute it because she was watching it at home robbing Chris I was so drunk we're not getting drunk

ah maybe we are we are getting drunk there's no point in going listen okay thanks everyone please vote we love you

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