Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Dark Stout Backwoods Getting Petty Now

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you are now listening to OGSB and his Shizzy Lit Podcast. He understands me. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. I got a bone to pick with my peoples at Backwoods and shit. First of all, right, y'all know Shizzy. And if y'all know Shizzy, y'all know Shizzy is anot dark stout backwood motherfucking advocator you feel me

ambassador shit so I probably had a deal all motherfucking ready but I'm already situation I'm already situation that situation up I guess that's what the fuck I was ready to say anyway but I got a bone to pick with you because y'all flavor names ain't right y'all call my favorite shit

dark stout they used to be real dark My complexion was dark That's how I would prefer my shit These bitches start to look like palmers now See I'm upset with them because The false advertising has started See that's why I switched the game leaf Back a couple years ago

And y'all felt that bit in your pocket And y'all went and got y'all shit together So don't forget about that Make sure y'all remember that time and era and shit, because that shit can happen again. You feel me? So don't start slacking on y'all macking and on y'all motherfucking blackening. Or these motherfucking Dutchies.

I mean, these motherfucking backwoods. You feel me? That got the word dark or black. Anything that got dark and black need to be that. You feel me? So I'm sick of buying all these motherfucking dogs thousand a the highest pack of backwards for some reason Hey, no one was that price the fuck is going on with that? So I gets me a packet that later

They've been turn my ass up They leave they least owe me like a case of dogs thousand shit just how many I got back for if your name If the name of the birth of dark stouts and shit, just how many I got burnt for. If your name, if the name of the month is Dark Stout, I expect all my months to be dark. You feel me? All of them. How is the white Russians or the Russian cream, Russian cream backwards, which means white Russian, right? Darker than a dark stout's what's got dark in the name, but this got white Russian in the name. Might as well call it Russian cream.

We all know cream is white. You know what I'm saying? Huh. You know what I'm saying? But, uh, huh. Boom. Dark Stouts. That's a dark beer.

That's a dark beer. So, you ain't listen, man. Cut the bullshit. Why is my Dark Stouts looking like motherfucking Palmas? Why is my shit looking like anything? You know what I'm saying? My shit should at least be dark brown, if not black. Come on, brother.

Y'all be a real disrespectful man. Tell these manufacturers and these packers and the Dutch. I keep saying Dutch because I was a Dutch here way longer than all of them. But fuck them right now. I'm talking about backwards. You tell them backwards, manufacturers and packages. Packers. Packers.

Whatever the fuck. I have you put down for a little bit. You feel me? Get their motherfucking mind together and stop putting all these different, all dark styles, disregard them whores. Put them in the other pack. If they ain't blacker than me, get a picture of my hand. First of all, this is what we gonna do.

I'm gonna send them whores a picture of my hand and tell them it need to be this at the minimum. Don't go lighter than that. It need to be my complexion or darker or y'all playing with niggas emotions and y'all false advertising all them light ones put them shits in the palm of the jet for the regular ones man how the fuck is all the how the hell it's all the backwoods without the word dark in it darker than the motherfucking backwood with the name dark and i'm sick of this shit i haven't paid a lot of fucking money.

Seven dollars a motherfucking pack for that. You only get two, three maybe. You feel me? Back in the day when we first started copping them, all them bitches was right. When y'all start getting your money up, y'all start slacking. You feel me? But don't make us hold our money back, nigga. Where's my money?

Hey, back wood. I go strike on your dumb asses. These game leafs out here Tasting good and burning slow I don't know if y'all know that But that's what the fuck you need to know Cause you keep bragging my motherfucking money That's where the fuck I'm gonna go I ain't never left them

But they be the only They be the tried and true And fucking with you Cause I ain't listen Y'all better get y'all shit together Y'all somebody get this to them Somebody get this to them people's man, because they ready to lose

a lot of money, and then they ain't gonna think that shit funny. Y'all know where y'all heard this shit from? It's your boy, OG Shizzy Brothers. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. I'm out. You digs me. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy, OG Shizzy Brothers. Everybody follow Shizzy Lit

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